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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,901 --> 00:00:07,901 - We've got company. 2 00:00:11,461 --> 00:00:13,461 - Party's over. 3 00:00:17,941 --> 00:00:19,781 - - Sorry. - - What for? 4 00:00:19,781 --> 00:00:21,781 - I hit a guy. 5 00:00:23,260 --> 00:00:25,100 - The party's over. - - I literally just said that. 6 00:00:25,100 --> 00:00:27,101 - Yeah, and I thought it was cool. 7 00:00:44,021 --> 00:00:46,021 - Oi! Stop right there! 8 00:00:46,981 --> 00:00:48,981 Oi! 9 00:00:49,021 --> 00:00:51,021 - Get the jeep! 10 00:01:03,101 --> 00:01:05,101 Look out! 11 00:01:06,340 --> 00:01:08,340 - Get in! 12 00:01:12,661 --> 00:01:14,661 - It's locked! 13 00:01:37,821 --> 00:01:38,701 - Pull him in! 14 00:01:38,701 --> 00:01:40,701 - I'm trying. His body is all slippery. 15 00:01:42,101 --> 00:01:44,101 - Pull him in! 16 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:51,341 - - They're getting closer. - - I think I have a plan. 17 00:01:51,341 --> 00:01:53,181 - I think it just might be crazy enough to work. 18 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:54,701 - I haven't said the plan yet. 19 00:01:54,701 --> 00:01:59,061 - Yeah, I'm just predicting that the plan is gonna be good, but also crazy. 20 00:01:59,061 --> 00:02:01,061 - I guess. Thank you for having faith in the plan. 21 00:02:01,061 --> 00:02:03,981 - I would like to hear the plan before I share my opinion on the plan. 22 00:02:03,981 --> 00:02:05,781 - Grab that can of paint from the boot. 23 00:02:05,781 --> 00:02:09,381 We're gonna get this thing driving itself. 24 00:02:23,261 --> 00:02:26,461 - - The plan was good. - - The plan was good. 25 00:02:26,581 --> 00:02:28,061 We better get moving, though. 26 00:02:28,061 --> 00:02:32,061 The car's gonna crash out at the end of this road. 27 00:02:46,781 --> 00:02:50,660 - Where's Isabel? - Uh, she's gone to Auckland. 28 00:02:51,221 --> 00:02:54,421 - Forever? - No, no, just for four days. 29 00:02:54,701 --> 00:02:57,101 Here we go. Open the dossier. 30 00:02:58,861 --> 00:03:02,261 Last night, Sue snapped some documents. 31 00:03:02,781 --> 00:03:04,781 And one name kept coming up. 32 00:03:04,781 --> 00:03:07,381 Jim Marshall. He's a politician. 33 00:03:07,381 --> 00:03:09,940 Leader/only member of the Unite party. 34 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:12,541 Tomorrow morning, on the 10.30 train from Wellington to Auckland, 35 00:03:12,541 --> 00:03:14,501 Jim Marshall is planning to meet Dennis Green. 36 00:03:14,501 --> 00:03:15,981 Next photo. 37 00:03:15,981 --> 00:03:19,181 As we know, Dennis is the head of the AIS, which stands for? 38 00:03:19,181 --> 00:03:20,301 - Australian. 39 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:24,701 - The A stands for Australian. - - Australian Intelligence Service. 40 00:03:24,701 --> 00:03:25,940 - Nice one, Sue. 41 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:27,940 Jim is a traitor. 42 00:03:28,821 --> 00:03:32,301 He's agreed to sell Dennis classified New Zealand documents. 43 00:03:32,301 --> 00:03:33,981 - Those documents are classified. 44 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:37,781 - We need to find out what those documents are. 45 00:03:39,701 --> 00:03:41,701 - Whoa! 46 00:03:41,901 --> 00:03:43,461 - Awesome. 47 00:03:43,461 --> 00:03:44,861 - Why was it under the sheet? 48 00:03:44,861 --> 00:03:47,621 - - Just a little bit of showmanship. - - I really like it. 49 00:03:47,621 --> 00:03:49,541 - Now. There are six carriages on the train. 50 00:03:49,541 --> 00:03:53,541 Jim Marshall is travelling at the front of the train, in carriage one. 51 00:03:53,541 --> 00:03:56,181 Dennis Green is travelling at the back of the train, carriage six. 52 00:03:56,181 --> 00:03:59,981 At midday, they plan to meet in the dining car, carriage four. 53 00:03:59,981 --> 00:04:02,221 You will be travelling in carriage three. 54 00:04:02,221 --> 00:04:06,701 Upon departure, you'll convert the carriage into a fake dining carriage. 55 00:04:06,701 --> 00:04:11,181 At midday, Dennis Green will move through to the real dining car. 56 00:04:11,181 --> 00:04:15,221 At the same time, Jim Marshall will come back and hit carriage three. 57 00:04:15,221 --> 00:04:17,581 - And think it's the real dining carriage. 58 00:04:17,581 --> 00:04:18,621 - Exactly. 59 00:04:18,621 --> 00:04:21,741 Where, Anderson, you will be waiting, pretending to be Dennis Green, 60 00:04:21,741 --> 00:04:24,221 and you'll intercept the documents from Jim Marshall. 61 00:04:24,221 --> 00:04:28,101 Simultaneously, Michael, you'll be disguised as Jim Marshall. 62 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:30,421 You'll make your way back to the real dining car, 63 00:04:30,421 --> 00:04:33,461 meet the real Dennis Green and give him fake documents. 64 00:04:33,461 --> 00:04:34,341 - What am I doing? 65 00:04:34,341 --> 00:04:38,621 - You will be the waiter in the fake dining carriage. 66 00:04:41,221 --> 00:04:42,860 Nah. 67 00:04:42,860 --> 00:04:44,661 No, I do not accept. 68 00:04:44,661 --> 00:04:46,221 - - What? - - What do you mean, what? 69 00:04:46,221 --> 00:04:48,461 I always get the worst fricking jobs. 70 00:04:48,461 --> 00:04:49,541 - Oh, here we go. 71 00:04:49,541 --> 00:04:54,581 - In Queenstown, I was stuck in a frickin car all day while these two were frickin skiing 72 00:04:54,582 --> 00:04:56,421 That's, like, so fun. 73 00:04:56,421 --> 00:04:57,181 - It was fun. 74 00:04:57,181 --> 00:05:00,941 - In Christchurch, I was just a straight up chef cooking spaghetti all day, 75 00:05:00,941 --> 00:05:04,221 while these two are frickin winning medals and all that. 76 00:05:04,221 --> 00:05:05,061 - Bronze. 77 00:05:05,061 --> 00:05:09,021 - And now you're telling me these two muppets get to play high ranking diplomats 78 00:05:09,021 --> 00:05:13,501 doing actual espionage while I'm a frickin waitress? 79 00:05:13,541 --> 00:05:15,541 No, I do not accept. 80 00:05:16,581 --> 00:05:18,581 Nah. 81 00:05:20,101 --> 00:05:21,701 - I'll go and talk to her. You stay here. 82 00:05:21,701 --> 00:05:22,941 Do not touch the train. 83 00:05:22,941 --> 00:05:23,981 - Oh. 84 00:05:23,981 --> 00:05:26,501 - Help yourself to a pistachio. 85 00:05:26,501 --> 00:05:29,300 You don't eat the shell, Michael. 86 00:05:35,381 --> 00:05:37,621 Maybe you can have a bit of fun with the character. 87 00:05:37,621 --> 00:05:41,741 The backstory. A complex characterisation. 88 00:05:43,741 --> 00:05:46,661 The thing is, Sue, they both kind of need to be men 89 00:05:46,661 --> 00:05:49,661 because Jim and Dennis are both men. 90 00:05:50,021 --> 00:05:52,621 So if you show up as Dennis, or Denise, 91 00:05:52,621 --> 00:05:54,901 Jim's gonna be suspicious. 92 00:05:59,661 --> 00:06:01,661 Please. 93 00:06:02,781 --> 00:06:04,781 - Fine. 94 00:06:05,221 --> 00:06:09,421 But just so you know, I am gonna have a lot of fun with this character. 95 00:06:09,421 --> 00:06:10,381 - OK. 96 00:06:10,381 --> 00:06:12,541 - Accent ― French. 97 00:06:12,860 --> 00:06:13,701 - OK. 98 00:06:13,701 --> 00:06:15,701 - Personality ― crazy. 99 00:06:15,860 --> 00:06:16,621 - Not a problem. 100 00:06:16,621 --> 00:06:19,821 - She'll also have a very nice hat. 101 00:06:19,821 --> 00:06:22,661 - - OK, we'll get you a hat. - - A nice one, though. 102 00:06:22,661 --> 00:06:26,061 - Yeah, and I'll get you a really nice hat. 103 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:28,261 - OK. I'm in. 104 00:06:32,221 --> 00:06:33,581 - What the hell? 105 00:06:33,581 --> 00:06:35,381 You ate all the pistachios. 106 00:06:35,381 --> 00:06:36,381 - You said we could. 107 00:06:36,381 --> 00:06:38,781 - I said eat a pistachio, Anderson. 108 00:06:38,781 --> 00:06:40,781 One pistachio. 109 00:06:40,781 --> 00:06:42,821 Those are imported from Iran. 110 00:06:42,821 --> 00:06:45,300 - They were really moreish. - I was gone for two minutes. 111 00:06:45,300 --> 00:06:48,061 How did you even eat that many pistachios in two minutes? 112 00:06:48,061 --> 00:06:49,581 - I love pistachios. 113 00:06:49,581 --> 00:06:51,300 - Should we just get back to the mission? 114 00:06:51,300 --> 00:06:54,901 - Um, yes. Um, intercepting the documents. 115 00:06:55,581 --> 00:06:57,981 There is one problem with the plan. 116 00:06:57,981 --> 00:07:00,661 We tried to book all the seats in carriage three, that fake dining carriage, 117 00:07:00,661 --> 00:07:02,581 but three of them had already been booked. 118 00:07:02,581 --> 00:07:04,221 - By who? 119 00:07:04,221 --> 00:07:05,261 - What? 120 00:07:05,261 --> 00:07:08,661 - OK, if you're not gonna go, we're going to need you to cooperate with us. 121 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:10,501 - - We're spies. - - We're not supposed to say that. 122 00:07:10,501 --> 00:07:13,781 - - These are not our regular clothes. - - Shut up, Michael. 123 00:07:13,781 --> 00:07:17,461 - Spies? - Not real spies. Are you real spies? 124 00:07:17,781 --> 00:07:18,741 - Not so much yet. 125 00:07:18,741 --> 00:07:21,621 - We are going to need you to play along with something. 126 00:07:21,621 --> 00:07:23,781 A performance. - A performance? 127 00:07:23,781 --> 00:07:25,061 - Yes. - Oh. 128 00:07:25,061 --> 00:07:32,141 - In 80 minutes, a man will enter this carriage. When he opens the door, it's showtime. 129 00:07:32,501 --> 00:07:34,501 - Oh, OK. 130 00:08:06,354 --> 00:08:07,274 - You ready? 131 00:08:07,274 --> 00:08:09,074 - You've not given us any lines. 132 00:08:09,074 --> 00:08:11,914 - - You don't have to say anything. - - Just be yourself and act natural. 133 00:08:11,914 --> 00:08:14,114 - - I take acting classes. - - That's perfect. 134 00:08:14,114 --> 00:08:16,634 - We're not doing it unless we get lines. - And motivation. 135 00:08:16,634 --> 00:08:18,074 Like, what's my motivation? 136 00:08:18,074 --> 00:08:19,234 - - No way. - - I'm with them. 137 00:08:19,234 --> 00:08:19,834 - What? 138 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:23,354 - As someone who was overlooked and is playing a waiter, I think they should get lines. 139 00:08:24,114 --> 00:08:26,914 - - I perform better with catering. - - Jesus Christ. 140 00:08:26,914 --> 00:08:29,434 - You have cheese and crackers right there. 141 00:08:29,434 --> 00:08:33,114 - Hot food. I think we need hot food. - Yeah, we need hot food. 142 00:09:18,354 --> 00:09:20,634 - It's a dog-eat-dog world. 143 00:09:21,074 --> 00:09:23,074 - It's a doggy dog world. 144 00:09:23,514 --> 00:09:25,474 - It's dog-eat-dog. 145 00:09:25,474 --> 00:09:27,474 - It's dog eat dog. 146 00:09:27,714 --> 00:09:29,114 - Yeah, that's what I said. 147 00:09:29,114 --> 00:09:30,594 - That's what I said. 148 00:09:30,594 --> 00:09:32,034 - Sounded like you said doggy dog. 149 00:09:32,034 --> 00:09:34,354 - It sounded like you said doggy dog. 150 00:09:34,354 --> 00:09:36,954 - Well, I didn't. 151 00:09:36,954 --> 00:09:39,434 - OK, well, maybe start again. 152 00:09:39,794 --> 00:09:42,954 - OK. It's a dog eat dog world. 153 00:09:43,354 --> 00:09:45,674 - It's a dog eat dog world. 154 00:09:46,834 --> 00:09:51,674 - Luckily, I like the taste of dog. 155 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:52,714 - Good. 156 00:09:52,714 --> 00:09:53,794 Jim Marshall. 157 00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,074 - Jim Marshall. 158 00:09:55,074 --> 00:09:57,074 - Dennis Green. 159 00:09:57,714 --> 00:10:04,034 - Bonjour, monsieurs. Welcome to the, um, how you say, uh, restaurant. 160 00:10:05,154 --> 00:10:07,114 Have you dined with us before? 161 00:10:07,114 --> 00:10:07,954 - No. - No. 162 00:10:07,954 --> 00:10:10,634 - First time? Well, that is fine. 163 00:10:10,754 --> 00:10:14,834 Do not worry, because all the meals are written out on his, uh... 164 00:10:15,794 --> 00:10:17,754 Oh, I just say an English paper. 165 00:10:17,754 --> 00:10:19,354 - Menu's a French word. 166 00:10:19,354 --> 00:10:20,394 - Mm, mm. 167 00:10:20,394 --> 00:10:22,834 - Um, what would you recommend? 168 00:10:22,834 --> 00:10:24,434 - But that's the question. 169 00:10:24,434 --> 00:10:26,554 Um, I personally love... 170 00:10:29,354 --> 00:10:30,674 that one. 171 00:10:30,674 --> 00:10:32,674 - The side salad? 172 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,794 - Oui. Oh, I love the side salad.. 173 00:10:34,794 --> 00:10:37,314 - I think we'll get the steak, rare. 174 00:10:37,314 --> 00:10:39,114 - Fantastic choice, sir. 175 00:10:39,114 --> 00:10:40,714 Uh, for you? 176 00:10:40,714 --> 00:10:42,674 - I'll have the chicken parmigiana. - Chicken. 177 00:10:42,674 --> 00:10:44,514 And would you like that rare as well? 178 00:10:44,514 --> 00:10:46,954 - Won't rare chicken make me sick? 179 00:10:46,954 --> 00:10:48,554 - It 100% will. 180 00:10:48,554 --> 00:10:50,834 - Why would you want it rare, then? 181 00:10:50,834 --> 00:10:54,754 - I am from French, and so I― My English is not so good. 182 00:10:54,754 --> 00:11:00,314 So I will now, as you say, take those orders to the kitchen and put your orders in. 183 00:11:00,314 --> 00:11:02,314 So, why thank you. 184 00:11:05,194 --> 00:11:07,714 - I highly recommend the leg of lamb. 185 00:11:07,714 --> 00:11:09,794 - We've already ordered. 186 00:11:16,154 --> 00:11:18,354 - You don't do milkshakes, do you? 187 00:11:18,354 --> 00:11:19,954 - No. Sorry. - That's OK. 188 00:11:19,954 --> 00:11:21,354 Tap water is fine. 189 00:11:21,354 --> 00:11:26,874 - OK, so that's one lobster risotto with a glass of red wine and one oodles of noodles with t 190 00:11:26,876 --> 00:11:28,874 - But an adult sized oodles of noodles? 191 00:11:28,874 --> 00:11:32,954 - Yes, an adult size oodles of noodles. - Correct. 192 00:11:33,554 --> 00:11:35,034 - Thank you. 193 00:11:35,034 --> 00:11:36,514 - You're younger than I was expecting 194 00:11:36,514 --> 00:11:39,274 - Thank you. You're looking good as well. 195 00:11:39,274 --> 00:11:42,474 - You bring the documents? - Mm-hm. Big time. 196 00:11:42,474 --> 00:11:44,954 - You bring the money? - - 35,000. 197 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:47,794 - That's all it takes for a man to betray his country. 198 00:11:47,794 --> 00:11:49,114 - It's a lot of money. 199 00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:58,274 This train is weird. 200 00:12:01,714 --> 00:12:04,794 - So that's one steak rare and one chicken parmesan well done. 201 00:12:04,794 --> 00:12:07,474 - Well done to you as well for getting my order right. 202 00:12:07,474 --> 00:12:09,754 - OK, buddy. Good luck, sir. 203 00:12:18,234 --> 00:12:20,674 - What? - Bonjour. It is I, here with your meal. 204 00:12:23,474 --> 00:12:24,794 - - Danny? - - What's wrong with him? 205 00:12:24,794 --> 00:12:26,754 - Oh my God. Oh my God. 206 00:12:26,754 --> 00:12:31,554 - He's panicking. He's panicking because you told him he was a spy. 207 00:12:31,554 --> 00:12:32,354 - I did not. 208 00:12:32,354 --> 00:12:33,674 I did not do this. 209 00:12:33,674 --> 00:12:37,714 - OK, we're gonna move through there, I reckon. - I told you, you must stay seated. 210 00:12:37,714 --> 00:12:41,394 - I like it in here. There's a bit of ambience. 211 00:12:44,714 --> 00:12:46,514 - Australia thanks you. 212 00:12:46,514 --> 00:12:48,994 - Don't mention it, Australia. 213 00:12:48,994 --> 00:12:51,034 - See you tonight. - Absolutely. 214 00:12:51,034 --> 00:12:53,994 - Wait. What is happening tonight? - - Party. 215 00:12:53,994 --> 00:12:56,274 That the Australian Beef Board is throwing. You RSVPed. 216 00:12:56,274 --> 00:12:59,274 - I can't wait for the party tonight. 217 00:13:01,034 --> 00:13:02,434 - Stay seated, please. 218 00:13:02,434 --> 00:13:04,514 - This is crazy in here. We're gonna move through there. 219 00:13:04,514 --> 00:13:06,794 - I cannot let you do this. I cannot let you do this. 220 00:13:06,794 --> 00:13:08,794 - Move! - Do not be rude. 221 00:13:09,434 --> 00:13:12,834 - Oh my God, this man. This man is violent. 222 00:13:21,634 --> 00:13:23,634 - I said 'do not be rude.' 223 00:13:33,487 --> 00:13:35,927 - It's boring as hell out here. 224 00:13:35,927 --> 00:13:38,607 I just looked at the top secret documents we intercepted. 225 00:13:38,607 --> 00:13:42,607 And it's just a list of every farm in New Zealand. 226 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:46,807 - - How's Jim? - - Still out cold. 227 00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:50,967 - Good. Don't let him out of your sight. 228 00:13:57,447 --> 00:14:01,567 Michael, you need to track down Dennis Green and find out what he wants with those documents. 229 00:14:01,569 --> 00:14:04,567 - Magnus is here. He knows what I look like. 230 00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:06,687 - I told you you should have worn those glasses. 231 00:14:06,687 --> 00:14:09,567 - Yeah, well, they hurt my eyes, and they made me look like that politician. 232 00:14:09,567 --> 00:14:14,247 - That's the point, Michael. Find Dennis Green, say hi, and let's get out of here. 233 00:14:14,247 --> 00:14:16,847 I'll keep a lookout for Magnus. 234 00:14:17,807 --> 00:14:19,727 - OK. Dennis Green. 235 00:14:19,727 --> 00:14:21,727 Where are you? 236 00:14:22,927 --> 00:14:24,927 Oh. 237 00:14:25,887 --> 00:14:27,367 Great party, huh? 238 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,367 - You can say that again. 239 00:14:29,727 --> 00:14:31,727 - Great party, huh? 240 00:14:33,527 --> 00:14:34,367 - Yeah. 241 00:14:34,367 --> 00:14:36,687 - Can you hear me? - Yes, I can hear you. 242 00:14:36,687 --> 00:14:39,487 I'm responding. - Oh, yeah. 243 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:42,367 I'm― I'm, uh, Jim Marshall. 244 00:14:42,647 --> 00:14:44,527 I'm a― I'm a politician. 245 00:14:44,527 --> 00:14:47,007 - Nice to meet you. I'm Robert. 246 00:14:47,927 --> 00:14:51,327 - Do you live in Auckland? - Yes, but I am from Uganda. 247 00:14:51,327 --> 00:14:53,967 We came here two years ago as refugees. 248 00:14:53,967 --> 00:14:55,447 - Oh, wow. 249 00:14:55,447 --> 00:14:59,047 - Dad, these two men are from the group I was telling youabout. 250 00:14:59,047 --> 00:15:02,727 the Dorian Society, New Zealand's first organisation for gay men. 251 00:15:02,727 --> 00:15:04,007 - Oh, I see. 252 00:15:04,007 --> 00:15:06,007 Very, very cool. 253 00:15:06,407 --> 00:15:08,687 - Who's your friend? - The name's Jim Marshall. 254 00:15:08,687 --> 00:15:10,807 - The politician? - The very same. 255 00:15:10,807 --> 00:15:12,807 - Wow. - You know my work. 256 00:15:13,167 --> 00:15:21,167 - Of course I do. You campaigned to stop New Zealand from accepting refugees with disabili 257 00:15:21,767 --> 00:15:23,767 - - Did I? - - Yeah. 258 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:27,647 - Sorry. 259 00:15:27,647 --> 00:15:32,367 - You also killed the Crimes Amendment Bill, which would have legalised being gay. 260 00:15:32,367 --> 00:15:35,087 - What the hell, man? - What's your problem? 261 00:15:35,087 --> 00:15:36,127 - I just― 262 00:15:36,127 --> 00:15:38,127 - You just... what? 263 00:15:38,287 --> 00:15:40,647 - I guess I just don't like... 264 00:15:40,647 --> 00:15:42,647 - Yeah? 265 00:15:43,727 --> 00:15:45,327 - People who are different to me. 266 00:15:45,327 --> 00:15:47,527 - Like who? Specifically. 267 00:15:50,647 --> 00:15:52,887 - Gay people and disabled refugees. 268 00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:54,887 - - Whoa! - - My goodness. 269 00:15:55,007 --> 00:15:57,007 - You are a piece of shit. 270 00:15:57,047 --> 00:16:00,727 - Get me away from this scumbag piece of shit. 271 00:16:06,927 --> 00:16:08,927 - Michael? 272 00:16:09,127 --> 00:16:11,127 - Isabel. I'm undercover. 273 00:16:11,127 --> 00:16:13,007 My name is Jim Marshall. 274 00:16:13,007 --> 00:16:15,487 - Oh, sorry. Hi. Jim Marshall. 275 00:16:17,927 --> 00:16:19,207 - What are you doing here? 276 00:16:19,207 --> 00:16:21,887 - Uh, my boyfriend got an invite. 277 00:16:22,407 --> 00:16:27,287 - Oh, sorry if it's not appropriate, but I thought you guys had broken up. 278 00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:31,567 - We had, but then I apologised about the whole shoes in the bed thing. 279 00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,647 And now we are back together. 280 00:16:33,647 --> 00:16:37,407 - He sounds amazing. Where is this incredible guy? 281 00:16:37,407 --> 00:16:39,687 - Uh, that's him over there. 282 00:16:40,127 --> 00:16:42,447 - I'm not getting in until you get in. 283 00:16:42,447 --> 00:16:45,287 OK. It's warm. It's good. 284 00:16:45,927 --> 00:16:47,927 Isabelle! 285 00:16:50,167 --> 00:16:52,847 - - He looks awesome. - - He's drunk. 286 00:16:53,127 --> 00:16:54,207 - Get in here! 287 00:16:54,207 --> 00:16:57,367 - I should probably go get him out of the fountain. 288 00:16:57,367 --> 00:17:01,047 Well, a pleasure to see you, Mr Jim Marshall. 289 00:17:01,607 --> 00:17:03,807 - You too, Mr Jim Marshall. 290 00:17:04,287 --> 00:17:06,167 - You're Jim Marshall. 291 00:17:06,167 --> 00:17:08,087 - - Oh, yeah. - - I'm Isabelle. 292 00:17:08,087 --> 00:17:11,367 - - Sorry. - - From the office. - I remember. 293 00:17:11,487 --> 00:17:13,487 - See ya. - - Bye. - Bye. 294 00:17:20,887 --> 00:17:23,687 - Michael, we found Dennis Green. 295 00:17:24,047 --> 00:17:26,127 Find out what his plan is. 296 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:38,367 - Oh, crap. 297 00:17:39,247 --> 00:17:41,447 Sue, we may have a problem. 298 00:17:53,527 --> 00:17:55,807 - Jimmy, boy. - Dennis, boy. 299 00:17:57,287 --> 00:17:58,607 - Glad you could make it. 300 00:17:58,607 --> 00:18:00,607 Of course. 301 00:18:01,367 --> 00:18:03,887 - What do you mean, you lost him? 302 00:18:03,887 --> 00:18:06,247 Well, he can't have gone far. 303 00:18:06,247 --> 00:18:08,247 Probably. 304 00:18:08,607 --> 00:18:10,607 Jim. Jim. 305 00:18:13,327 --> 00:18:14,927 Jim! 306 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:16,567 - You really helped the cause today. 307 00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:19,967 - And if I may be so bold, what is the cause? 308 00:18:20,727 --> 00:18:23,247 - You're on the right side. That's all you need to know. 309 00:18:23,247 --> 00:18:24,367 - Really? 310 00:18:24,367 --> 00:18:26,167 - New Zealand is dying. 311 00:18:26,167 --> 00:18:28,447 And a golden dawn is coming. 312 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:31,007 A green and golden dawn. 313 00:18:34,127 --> 00:18:35,927 Can we help you? 314 00:18:35,927 --> 00:18:37,927 - My name is― 315 00:18:40,087 --> 00:18:41,607 - Why did you do that? - He was weird. 316 00:18:41,607 --> 00:18:45,207 - And you had me on edge by talking all scary. 317 00:18:45,447 --> 00:18:49,727 I'm going to go now. But it's great seeing you again. 318 00:18:52,567 --> 00:18:54,127 - Jim, where are you, mate? 319 00:18:55,607 --> 00:18:58,687 Oh my gosh. Wow. You really scared me. 320 00:19:00,647 --> 00:19:03,687 Oh, wow, that was crazy. 321 00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:06,367 What are you doing here? 322 00:19:06,967 --> 00:19:08,967 Why are you― 323 00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:19,407 - Oh. 324 00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:21,407 - Oh, sorry. 325 00:19:22,247 --> 00:19:24,247 Hi, Jim Marshall. 326 00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:27,167 - What's wrong? 327 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,567 - Ricky broke up with me again. 328 00:19:29,567 --> 00:19:32,087 And this time it's forever, I think. 329 00:19:32,087 --> 00:19:33,927 - Oh, no. I'm so sorry. 330 00:19:33,927 --> 00:19:37,407 - I know. There's plenty more fish in the sea. 331 00:19:37,407 --> 00:19:40,007 - No, I wasn't going to say that. 332 00:19:40,487 --> 00:19:43,007 There are plenty more fish in the sea. But every fish is different. 333 00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:45,007 And you liked that fish. 334 00:19:46,047 --> 00:19:48,047 - Do you have a tissue? 335 00:19:48,087 --> 00:19:50,287 - No, but you could use my bow tie. 336 00:19:50,287 --> 00:19:52,287 - It's OK. 337 00:19:54,087 --> 00:19:55,767 - Here. 338 00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:59,167 - Thank you, Michael. You're a good fish. 339 00:20:01,007 --> 00:20:03,007 - Hey. 340 00:20:04,647 --> 00:20:07,927 Are you the guy who hates gay people and disabled refugees? 341 00:20:09,807 --> 00:20:11,807 - Yes. - - What? 342 00:20:12,007 --> 00:20:15,567 - You got 10 seconds to get out of here before we kick your arse. 10... 343 00:20:15,567 --> 00:20:20,087 - OK, I might have to go now, but please know that I don't hate gay people or disabled refugees 344 00:20:20,089 --> 00:20:21,647 - But you just said that you do. 345 00:20:21,647 --> 00:20:23,167 - I don't have time to explain, 346 00:20:23,167 --> 00:20:27,567 but you are one of the most wonderful and most beautiful fishes in the whole ocean. 347 00:20:27,567 --> 00:20:31,607 And anyone would be so unbelievably lucky to catch you on a hook or in their net. 348 00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:33,607 OK, I gotta go. 349 00:20:41,447 --> 00:20:44,447 - # Something good will come our way. 350 00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:48,847 # Maybe this good things gonna happen today. 351 00:20:50,727 --> 00:20:55,767 # If I were honest, I'd tell you everything. 352 00:20:57,167 --> 00:21:00,767 # But it keeps coming out as lies. 353 00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,127 # It's not a promise, 354 00:21:03,687 --> 00:21:05,967 # in case you're wondering, 355 00:21:07,607 --> 00:21:10,687 # it's not some blessing in disguise. 356 00:21:12,287 --> 00:21:15,167 # Something good will come our way. 357 00:21:16,247 --> 00:21:20,327 # And maybe this good thing's gonna happen today. 358 00:21:22,687 --> 00:21:25,567 # Something good will come our way. 359 00:21:27,847 --> 00:21:30,847 # Something good will come our way. # 360 00:21:31,847 --> 00:21:34,127 Captions by Maia Carr Heke. 361 00:21:34,127 --> 00:21:38,127 Captions were made with the support of NZ On Air. 362 00:21:38,127 --> 00:21:41,207 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2026 29509