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Clint, look out!

Oh! Now you did it.

Oh, am I glad you're not hurt.

Those canoes aren't very stable.
It was just one of those things!

Just one of those things, Mac.

I admit it, it was stupid.

We were out testing this baby,

and I thought we'd sneak up on you
and make a few waves.

- I guess I blew it, huh?
- The sound you hear

is the wind rushing
through my brother's head.

Look, all I can say is I'm sorry.

Just let me have a list
of all your stuff, and I'll replace it.

You got any diving gear?

You can't dive here.
The bottom drops off.

And besides that, the mud is so thick,
you couldn't see two feet.

Believe me,
I've been down there.

We're both really sorry, really.

My name is Clint Crockett,
if you wanna know.

I'm Karen.

Smith.

What, just Smith?

Pickett Smith.

Hello.

It is a canoe.

And there is
a stranger with them.

Damn it, Stuart, get down there
and find out what the devil's going on.

Jason, they'll be up here
in two minutes.

If it's too much
of an an inconvenience for you...

Ah, there's the pirate camp.

How are you at badminton?

How about tennis?

I play-

Clint loves to play games
he's sure to win.

- How are you at Ping-Pong?
- Lousy.

Hey, look, I just wanna
dry out a little bit.

- Then I'll be on my way.
- You'd better forget it, pal.

You're fresh blood
for our fun and games.

Now, how would you like to partake
in a nice friendly wage?

At least we owe you a drink or two
and some lunch.

- Really, I don't wanna intrude.
- Intrude?

No, tonight's very family,
very traditional,

but this afternoon
is practically a picnic.

We'd love to have you.

How about it, buddy?

All right.

Mr. Smith, this is my uncle,
Stuart Martindale.

- Pickett Smith.
- Mr. Martindale.

How do you do?
What happened?

Well, I was testing
the new engine,

ran into Smith's canoe,
and I swamped him.

Seems the canoe swamped you.

Something like that.

Mr. Smith accepted our offer
to stay for lunch.

Delightful.
I'll tell Maybelle.

You tell Jason.

As soon as Grandpa
gets a look at you,

Karen will show you to my room.

You will do that, won't you, Karen?

- I will.
- We'll get you some dry clothes.

See you then.

Clint, where you going?

Gotta change clothes, Grandpa.

Karen, what's going on?

Grandpa, this is Pickett Smith.
Mr. Smith, Jason Crockett.

- Hello, Mr. Crockett.
- My cousin, Michael Martindale.

- Hi.
- Well, Karen?

Grandpa, Clint didn't know
what he was doing out there,

and we nearly ran Mr. Smith down,
so we fished him out.

Now we're gonna offer him
a little food and drink.

After he gets changed
out of his wet clothes.

Just a moment.

Mr. Smith, I saw you out on the lake
early this morning.

You've been paddling around this island
for hours taking pictures.

Yes, sir.

Don't you know that's against the law?

- Oh, Grandpa.
- No, sir, I didn't.

There's a sign out there
that says private property.

Who you with anyway?

I'm a freelance photographer.

I'm doing a pollution layout
for an ecology magazine.

Take any pictures
of frogs lately?

I saw the biggest bullfrog
this morning, this big.

Damn creatures are everywhere.
Croak all night.

Well, you know I sent Grover out
to take care of that.

Mr. Smith,
did you happen to see a man

spraying in that
small bay on the north shore?

Later. This man has gotta change
out of his wet clothes.

- Grover's not back yet?
- He'll be back, Karen.

I'd like to call my editor.
Can I use your phone?

Oh, sure, right there,
and when you're finished,

I'll introduce you
to the rest of the family.

It's dead.

Oh, you'll get a dial tone.
We're on a regular line.

It's dead.

It's probably just the holiday.
It'll come back on soon.

Oh, Karen, look.
Look what the kids did.

- Cute, huh?
- It's adorable.

Jenny, uh, this is Mr. Pickett Smith.
This is Clint's wife, Jenny.

Hi, Jenny.

Hello.
Well, where's Clint?

He's upstairs
changing his wet clothes.

What happened?

It's a long story.

Yeah, it usually is.

Come on.
I'll introduce you to the rest.

Okay, you all, time out.
A quick hello to Pickett Smith.

This is my aunt Iris.

- How do you do?
- How are you?

And my cousin Kenneth Martindale.

And Miss Bella Berenson.
Pickett Smith.

- Hi.
- Welcome to Crockettland.

Hi. I'm not quite awake yet,
Mr. Pickett.

But I can hardly wait to see
what you look like.

Well, now you can take that shower
that you were promised.

Uh, Clint and Jenny's bedroom

is the second door
on the right upstairs, okay?

Okay.

Kenneth, where do you
suppose he came from?

Mom, your guess
is as good as mine.

There. Finished.

Do you think Daddy will like it?

The monarch I just caught?

I think it's the largest specimen
ever found in this state.

And the other one I got
at the Vermont farm.

Butterflies are really in,
Mrs. Martindale.

Oh, I'm so glad I'm in, Bella.
Now, where's that metallic paper?

I must get this wrapped
before lunch.

Didn't I tell you that a weekend here
would be something else?

Do you find it a little weird

for a middle-aged lady
to chase butterflies?

Honey, if that's her thing,
I do believe she's entitled.

Me, myself, I just never had the energy
to run after anything.

Perfect timing, pal.

Caught you looking
at my jersey, didn't I?

Looks like you were
quite a jock.

Well... it was my wife's idea.

You see, she's still impressed
with me ever since

I was the school's highest scorer.

Oh! Yeah?

I don't think I've ever heard
of Mid-West Valley Central.

Not everybody has.

But I hope my two go there.
You'll meet them later.

That picture, that's Jenny
when she was a cheerleader.

Pretty girl.

Yeah, I'd say she was, too.
Always was.

Recognize old Clint? Huh?

I'm the same weight now
I was when I was playing.

Not one extra pound.

It's really funny.

Jenny, she's got a few more extra
little tiny bags under her eyes.

That's about all.

Come on, why don't we help ourselves
to some dry clothes?

I think it'll make us
both feel pretty good, huh?

Do it, girl. Do it.

Yeah!

Pretty, pretty, pretty!

- Ah-ha.
- Mr. Kenneth, I have a message

from your grandfather.

With or without the profanity,
Charles?

I was told to quote him exactly.
"Has your damn watch stopped?"

Message received, Charles.

Has your agency ever thought
of packaging your grandfather

and giving him a new image?

He knows he's not popular
with the public or his family,

and he revels in it.

Well, he treats me nice enough.

He wouldn't dare admit
that we've shaken him up.

Nobody ever invites guests
for Fourth of July, and I bring you.

A girl. Worse.
A sexy model.

And that ain't all either.

But would Jason ever
admit we shook him up? Never.

Well, it looks like
most of the family have joined us.

Clint, any reason why your children
should be 12 minutes late?

Where are they, Jenny?

Grandfather, you know
how difficult it is

to get those kids away
from the pool.

And on a day like this?

Well, I told them.

I told those kids 20 minutes ago
to get out of their wet suits

and change for lunch.

Jenny, far be it from me to tell you
how to raise your children,

but if you forbid them
the use of the pool

until they've learned the rules
of being at meals on time--

Well, it's not my fault.

I'll make sure
they understand that, sir.

Hey, everybody, look!
Look! Look what I found!

Look what I found.
He's gigantic.

Don't be so stupid, Jay.

Don't, Mike! That's mine!

Now, listen, Jay, Tina,
you're both late.

Now go sit down
and eat your food.

Jay, you were right.
He was gigantic.

Oh, I hate those things,
and that make so much noise.

Just making everybody crazy.

Oh, nonsense, Jenny.

You see many frogs along
the shore, Mr. Smith?

Yes, sir, a few.

More than you consider usual?

I guess so, but sometimes
they have a summer like this.

Animals overpopulate.
They'll die off by next year.

You sound like you might
be an ecology expert. Are you?

Yes, sir, to an extent.

Well, you see,
I have an impatient family.

They can't wait till next year.

How do they get rid
of the frogs now?

Well, it seems like everyone
in our family is hung up on frogs.

They really do keep us awake
every night--

Those of us who don't consume

a fifth of vodka every night,
that is.

Which reminds me,

how do we get rid of 'em?

I have suggested pouring oil
in the water to choke them off.

That would help,
wouldn't it, Mr. Smith?

Yeah, but you'd be killing a lot
of other things at the same time.

And make my home smell
like a refinery.

Well, I can't sleep.

It's not the end of the world, Jenny.

Well, it seems so.

With all our technology
and all my money,

we still can't get rid
of these frogs.

Interesting, isn't it?

Yes, sir, it is.
But you'll think of something.

Well, I suggest you do me a favor.

Go take a good look round.

Come back,
give me an honest report

so I can quiet down
this nervous group.

All right.
You have a deal.

Good.

These things feel a lot better.

Thank Maybelle for drying
them for me, will you?

I surely will,
and congratulations.

You seem to have
impressed Grandpa.

- That's good.
- You have a nice trip.

Okay. I'll see you later.

Mr. Smith,
may I see you a moment?

That'll be all, Michael.

I was just on my way out,
Mr. Crockett.

Would you mind closing the door?

Now, if I might ask a small favor.

It's obvious you can't see
the whole island before dark.

I don't think I have
to see the whole island.

But if you would take
the north road,

keep your eyes peeled
for my man Grover.

He left about 6:00 this morning
to do some spraying

up in that little bay up there

where the mosquitoes
and the frogs are pretty bad.

But it's my belief he's A.W.O.L.

with that little lady friend
from across the lake.

If you do see him,
will you tell him I want him?

Yes, sir, I'll be glad to.

Wanna take one of these?

Oh, no, sir.

I don't think a stuffed bullfrog
would add a thing.

Maybelle?

Oh, I couldn't.
Not now.

Oh, come on.
Live a little bit.

Oh, well, why not?
But don't tell anybody.

Hey, a toast to Crockettland.

Mmm.

You know, um...
my name's Maybelle, too.

Kinda thought so.

Born and raised
in Jackson, Mississippi.

- Oh, Bella?
- Yes?

There's always hot coffee
and a friendly conversation

in the kitchen if you ever need it.

Thanks, Maybelle, 'cause I think
I might be needing it.

Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm very sorry.

Oh, well, just kind of relax,
and you'll get it after a while.

That's an unusual dress, Bella.
Did you make it?

No, I didn't make it.
I designed it.

And I think it's fantastic.

We are talking about the dress,
aren't we?

That noise is driving me insane.
Won't they ever stop?

Stop complaining, Jenny.
It'll stop soon.

Daddy, what if Grover's
lying in a ditch somewhere?

I hope he's not hurt.

Serve him right if he is.

Oh, Grandpa, that's awful.

You make it sound like the worst
of the ugly rich.

We are the ugly rich.

Well, we're entitled
to be ugly, Karen.

God knows
we pay enough taxes.

Daddy, did you know
the government is forcing us

to put strainers on our paper mills?

It's called antipollution
control, Iris.

Oh, what's the difference
what it's called?

It costs millions,

and our dividends
will be shot to hell.

Where'd you find Grover's Jeep?

- Far end of the island.
- And still no sign of Grover?

- No.
- Hell, I'm not surprised.

You can't depend
on help these days.

Not unless they've been with you
from the very beginning.

Is it still dead?

Yeah.

That dumb phone company.

Can we buy you a drink
before dinner?

No. No, thanks.

- Can I see you alone a minute?
- All right.

- Is anything wrong?
- No.

How much longer,
Maybelle?

In a few moments.

I did everything with him I could,

but we gotta get
that body out of there.

Yeah. Well, thanks
for telling me first.

I appreciate it.

No use frightening the others,
today of all days.

Yeah, I gather tomorrow's
quite a celebration.

This week with my family is the one
permanent thing left in my life.

15 years ago,
nature threw me for a loss,

dumped me in this chair.

We have four birthdays in July--
Mine, Karen's,

Stuart, and Michael.

We've celebrated
together for years.

We'll celebrate until I'm 100.

Right here.

Yes, sir, well, you have
my birthday eve congratulations.

I'm sure it'll be
a great day for everyone.

If I can't reach the village,

I'll have Clint or someone
run me back across the lake.

What do you mean?

Stay here.
Stay here till morning.

And what about the body?

I don't believe it.

Look at this.

- Somebody kill it!
- Stand aside.

Charles, take it out.

Well, what's everybody
standing around for?

Let's eat.

Frogs attacking windows,

snakes in chandeliers.

Those aren't exactly
normal things, Mr. Crockett.

I don't think
there's much to worry about.

I'm sure I can get the state
to spray some pesticides.

Yes, sir, I'm sure you can.

You can kill a hell of a lot
of other things, too.

Mr. Smith, that is where
you and I part company.

I still believe
man is master of the world.

Does that mean he can't live

in harmony with the rest of it?

You call that horrible racket
out there harmonious?

Mr. Crockett, I know it sounds
strange as hell, but...

what if nature
were trying to get back at us?

Nonsense.

Then how do you explain it?

We just sit and wait.

It seems like all I ever do
around here is baby-sit,

hope they don't do something
that might annoy him,

and they always do.

The family--
Boy, they don't like me.

And you.

You're out drinking in that speedboat
all day and all night.

Well, I hate it.

It's only a couple
of weeks a year.

It's "Yes, sir," and "No, sir,"
all day long.

The only one
that matters is him.

What about me?

Shouldn't your wife come first?

Now listen to me.

I said listen to me.

Now, that old man
is not gonna live forever.

And that means a million dollars
or more to me.

All we have to do is just play
our cards right.

I don't think
that I can stand--

Just shut your mouth!

- Pickett?
- Hi.

- You all right?
- Sure.

Just looking around
a little bit.

I'm getting like Jenny.
The frogs are driving me crazy, too.

It's like a different world
out here at night.

This place must seem like
a different place to you day or night.

How long you been doing this?

- What?
- Taking pictures.

Only real job I ever had.

Do you always work outdoors?

Whenever I can.

You must really like it.

- Yeah, I like it.
- Why?

Well, it lets me travel a lot...

see a lot of country,
meet some good people.

I'm on my own time.
Nobody on my back.

Freedom, I guess.

What were you and Grandpa
talking about tonight?

Nothing. Just talking.

Did you have to close the door?

When you came back
in the Jeep tonight,

I knew something had happened.
Now, what was it?

Come on, Pickett.
Tell me.

What is going on here

that Grandpa doesn't think
his own family is entitled to know?

I just don't know what it is.

All right.

It's getting damp out here.
I'm going inside.

Wanna come?

No, you go ahead.
I'll see you in the morning.

All right.

- Good night.
- Good night.

- Happy birthday, Grandpa.
- Happy Fourth of July, Grandpa.

I thank you, children.
Getting all ready for the excitement?

When do we get to do
the Roman candles?

- And sparklers?
- When it's time. When it's dark.

After the birthday cake
and everything.

You're old enough
to know that by now.

Don't just stand there.
Go off and play somewhere.

- Okay.
- Another year gone by, Mr. Crockett.

Another happy day for everybody.

Yeah.
Thank you, Maybelle.

Another year ended,
another year beginning.

Charles seeing
to the decorations?

Oh, yes, sir.

Anybody seen Clint?

God forbid I should come
before his training program.

Not quite like it was
in college, huh?

That's just the trouble,
Grandfather.

It's just like it was in college.

Jenny, perhaps you'd like to help
with the decorations.

If you've got the time.

Thank you. I'd love to.

Uh-oh. Something tells me
it's the Fourth of July.

Or the Martians have landed.

Well, at least
they didn't start before 8:00.

Obviously, some of the family
haven't heard them yet.

Did you rest well, Mr. Smith?

Yes, I did. Thank you.

- Is there anything you need?
- Nothing.

Well, I'm going to mend my net.
I'll see you all later.

Welcome to another day
in the life of the Crocketts.

- Want some more coffee?
- No, thanks.

Luau

nearly came by your room
last night.

Why didn't you?

The floorboards creak too much.

I'm sorry Jason Crockett
doesn't keep his floorboards

in better condition.

I liked talking to you last night.

We'll have to do more of it.

All right, I'm ready to play
"King of the Log."

Hey, Smith!

He's not here.

Where is he?

Michael, when you're through pounding,

why don't you warm me up a little bit?

No. No, I don't want to.

Aw, come on!

Come on.

Just don't hurt me.

The idea is to just
step on that log...

and stay on it.

Put your left hand
behind your back like that,

and that's all your have to do.

Just like that.

Come on, Michael.
Get him.

I've had enough!

The boy's a loser.

Your boyfriend get lost?

I wish I could be so lucky.

How would you like
to fight me for my log?

That's really not my kind of game.

What is your kind of game?

I don't think you'd dig it.

It's a little slower than that
and, uh...

sophisticated.

Try me.

I'm not gonna be here that long.

Morning, Mr. Crockett.
Happy birthday.

Oh, thank you.
Had your breakfast?

Yes, sir. Thank you.

Hey, Smith,
how about some games?

Later, Clint.
I wanna talk to him.

Yes, sir.

I thought maybe I'd look around
your island a little more,

Mr. Crockett, if you don't mind.

I'll check out
the phone line for you.

Michael,
why don't you take the Jeep,

go and see if you can find
a line down somewhere?

Certainly, Grandpa.

Mr. Smith, seems to me
you got something on your mind.

Care to tell me about it?

Sir, I don't wanna
spoil your day here,

but something's gotta be done
with that body.

I'll tell you something else,
Mr. Crockett.

You overdone it with those pesticides
and poisons here.

I'm afraid to think
what's happened.

There you are, Mr. Michael.
Just in case.

Thanks, Maybelle.

And this year I believe I've
thought of everything.

A new badminton bird,
a new net, and four new rackets.

Oh, and, Kenneth, would you go
into the greenhouse, dear,

and get some cymbidiums
and some of those pale green orchids?

You know, the little,
teeny, tiny ones?

I just don't have time,
and Maybelle isn't quite up to it.

Oh, a papilio glaucus.
I must get my net right away.

It's the least I can do.

Now, wait a minute.

I wanna show you
my new beanbag punch.

No way.

Son, go get him.

Hey, cut it out, Dad.

Mix it up with him. Show him.

I'd love to see him
on his ass.

I don't wanna show anybody anything.

If you're chicken, at least
you could find something useful

to do with yourself.

I suppose I could, um,
put up the targets for rifle practice.

Or I could, uh, make sure

that there are a proper number
of beanbags.

I might even volunteer
to play gin with granddaddy.

But you won't.

No, I won't.

Cymbidium.

Cymbidium, cymbidium.

Hmm.

Cymbidium.

Cymbidium, cymbidium.

I hope you realize that was
your last meal on the Crocketts.

Grandfather, I don't know
when you wanna start the games.

Not everybody's back yet.

But, uh, you usually
do start by now.

Who's not back?
Michael and who else?

Iris went off after a butterfly
about a half an hour ago.

Kenneth said something
about the greenhouse,

about choosing some flowers.

Karen, go in the house
and see if he's there.

If he is,
tell him to get out here.

All right, Grandpa.

Jason, I'm sure Iris won't
be very long.

If you're so sure,
what are you standing there for?

Go find her.

- Okay. Yeah.
- Easy.

Wait a minute.

There's a lot of strategy
in this once you get the hang of it.

Is that what
you call it down here?

Yeah, that's what
we call it down here.

That was nice.

Charles,
have you seen Kenneth?

He asked Maybelle
to get out some bowls for the flowers.

- That was an hour ago.
- Well, that's peculiar.

Grandpa's getting very impatient.

- Have you seen Kenneth?
- No.

What's the matter?
Is that still not working?

Mm-hmm.

What is going on here?

I don't know.

And your Grandpa
is getting pretty tough out there.

I thought you were the one
supposed to be able to handle him

when nobody else could.

Yeah, and then comes
the point when nobody can.

I'd better find Kenneth,

or there's gonna be
some real fireworks.

Hmm.

Okay.

Quiet, Colonel.

What is it?
What does he see?

What's going on?
Clint! Get me out of here.

Clint, keep your wife quiet.

Grandfather, something terrible
is happening.

You be quiet!

Mr. Crockett, we all know
how important

your plans are to you--

You couldn't possibly know.

We're going ahead with this
celebration today

just as I planned,

just as I've celebrated
all my life,

and nothing's going to stop it.

Christ!

- Kenneth, no!
- Bella, there's nothing you can do.

No! No!

He's dead! He's dead!
He's dead! He's dead!

Who's dead?

K-- K--

Oh, my God. I knew it.

You sure? How?

He's dead all right, Mr. Crockett.

There's bottles of poison
broken all over that greenhouse.

He's been asphyxiated.

Karen, take me inside.

Clint, I'm gonna need your help.

I'd be glad to do
anything I can, Mr. Smith.

Thank you, Charles.

- But why?
- Because I want you to

and Grandpa Crockett
wants you to.

But what's the matter?
Why is everybody acting so funny?

Just get up
in your room and play.

How do you figure...

I don't know, Charles.

- Is there a place we can put him?
- Yes, sir. I'll show you.

Iris?

Iris!

Iris.

Aah!

Aah!

Oh, no.

Oh...

Iris!

Aah!

Thank you, Maybelle.

Grandpa,
I think that we've got to--

We've just got to get out of here.

What about Mike, Iris,
and Stuart?

When we get help, then we can
find out what's happened--

Now, listen to me,
all of you.

I'm just as heartbroken
over this tragedy as any of you,

but there's plenty of time later
to do what has to be done.

Later?
Why wait, Grandpa?

Because I won't let anything interfere
with today's schedule.

Not anything.

The year ends
and the year begins.

It always has. It always will.

Always?
What do you mean, "always"?

I'm not interested
in what you think.

Pickett, you've got to help us.
We don't know what to do.

Well, I know what to do,
and we're going to do it.

Just because of one death,
an accident,

that's no reason
for everybody to panic.

Two deaths, Mr. Crockett.
Two very strange deaths.

- Who else?
- What did you see?

Grover's dead.
Found him yesterday.

- Why didn't you tell us?
- Because I thought it best not to.

Didn't want to spoil your day.

Whose day?

What happened to him?

He was in the swamp.
He'd been hit by a snake.

Is that another accident, Grandpa?
Is that another coincidence?

Karen, and everybody...

this conversation is ended.

No, it isn't.

Look, I don't know
what's going on around here,

or if it's happening anywhere else,

but we're a bunch of damn fools
if we don't face the fact

that we're in a hell
of a lot of trouble,

and we're gonna have to
get together and fight it.

Keep on talking, Pickett,

'cause you're the only man
around here who's saying anything.

First of all, we're gonna have to try
to find Iris, Stuart, and Michael.

I'll be very honest with you.
I don't think we will.

Not alive, anyway.

But whether we find them or not,
we've got to get off this damn island.

All of us. Now!

We'll take the powerboat.
If we have to, we'll tow the canoe.

And leave this house empty?
Deserted?

I don't think there's gonna be anyone
around to worry about today,

or haven't you noticed?

There hasn't been one boat
out on that lake all day.

Do you think that's happening
everywhere, Mr. Smith?

Well, if it is, we all better
get out of here together.

Well, I forbid it!

I control these people,
not you.

Nobody controls me, Mr. Crockett.

Now, I am asking
to get off this island,

by myself or with somebody else.

I just wanna go!

You can leave
whenever you feel like it.

Mr. Crockett,
begging your pardon,

I do believe Mr. Smith
made good sense.

We must all go together.

What are you saying?

Are you contradicting me?

Just because of one small crisis,
you want to run?

Mr. Crockett,
really, it's not a small crisis.

You got to see that.

I see who's loyal and who isn't.
That's what I see.

Now, if you wanna go,
both of you, well, go.

Do you?

Maybe you haven't heard about it,
stuck out here in vacationland,

but five score
and seven years ago,

they just started letting people
make up their own mind.

Mr. Crockett,
I wish you'd change your mind,

for your own safety.

- Mr. Crockett--
- Do you want to leave?

Then leave. Get out!

All three of you, go on!

- Clint?
- Yes, sir?

Take 'em across the lake
and leave 'em.

Take a good look round.
Then get right back here!

I can take care of that, sir.

Ladies, gentleman,
you have about five minutes.

Thank you.

Thank you so much
for your hospitality.

I'll write you my thank-you note
when I get back to civilization.

You're in for one hell of a battle,
Mr. Crockett.

You better get ready for it.

Jessie?

Jessie?
Damn it, where are you?

Pickett, is there anything
we can do to help?

No, nothing.

Either one of you know
how to handle these things?

- I'm afraid not.
- I've always hated guns.

Karen, even under these
circumstances,

is there any reason
why we can't get something to eat?

Of course not, Grandpa.

I guess the kids
must be pretty hungry, too.

What would you like?

I'd like the menu
that was originally planned,

starting with a double
old-fashioned for me.

- All right.
- Well, where's Clint?

Shouldn't he
have been back by now?

All depends on how many beers
he took with him, doesn't it?

Yeah, I guess so.

Clint?

Clint!

Clint!

Help!

Aah! Help!

My God.

They're all over out there.

- Got any gasoline around here?
- In the tool shed.

- Here, Grandpa.
- Thank you.

You see that?
Soon as I went after them,

- they scattered.
- And very intelligently, too.

The frogs are thinking now.

The snails are planning strategy.

They have brains as good as ours.
Is that your point?

- Where's Mommy and Daddy?
- Where's Mommy, Karen?

Well, your Daddy hasn't come back
from across the lake yet,

but I think your Mommy
just went outside.

- I didn't see her out there.
- Mommy!

Wait!

Mommy, Mommy! Mommy!

Mommy!

Pickett?

That settles it.
We're leaving. Come on.

Where are they, Karen?
Why isn't Daddy in the boat?

We don't know, darling.
We just don't know.

How we gonna leave?

Like chickens
with their heads cut off.

Grandpa Crockett,
Daddy's not in the boat

and it's out there all by itself.

She's right, Mr. Crockett.
There's no one in it.

- We're all leaving now.
- The Crocketts are staying!

Grandpa, after all that's
happened today,

do you think it makes
any difference whether we stay?

I'm staying,
and you're staying.

But don't you understand?
I can't let the children stay.

And I can't let you stay either.

If anyone gives orders
in this house, I do.

If you want to disobey me,
all right, go ahead.

I thought you, at least,
were different.

Thought you had
the Crockett strength, the guts.

But if you want to leave, go.

Go on.
Get the hell out of here.

Just stand up and be counted.

That means are you with me
or against me?

You understand?

Are you gonna be all right?

You worried about me?
Well, thank you for your concern.

I'm going to be perfectly all right.

I get into that elevator by myself.

I get into bed by myself.

That's where I'm going,
and I'm going to sleep like a baby.

- Can I take that shotgun?
- Take anything you like.

Don't bring it back.

Many happy returns of the day.

To me.

Okay, let's go.

Bye, Grandpa.

Grandpa?

Okay, kids, we're leaving.

You're gonna have a chance
for one Fourth of July race anyway.

Now, when I say,
I want you very carefully

to run down to the dock, okay?

And watch out for the frogs.
On your mark, get set, go!

Stay with 'em a minute.

Oh, my God!

- What's wrong, Karen?
- Nothing, darling.

- Stay down. Keep real little.
- Okay.

- Hold on to the sides.
- Okay.

Keep real steady.

- What happened?
- We're on a snag.

Damn.

Pickett, be careful.

- Aah!
- Oh, Jesus!

Pickett--

Damn.

Hello?

Hello?

- Nobody here.
- Karen?

Oh, darling, just hold my hand.
Come on. Get going.

Come on.

Hello.
Is anything wrong?

We had a little trouble.
Can you give us a lift?

Oh, sure, I'd be glad to.

- Hop in.
- Great. Come on!

Did your car break down?

No, it's a long story.
Thanks for stopping.

Well, we're headed
for Jefferson City.

I just picked
my son up at camp.

- Hi. I'm Bobby.
- Hi.

We've been on this road
for practically three hours straight,

and you're the first souls
we've seen in an hour.

It seems very strange

that everybody's disappeared
inside on a holiday.

Hey, wanna see
what I caught?

They were all over the place at camp.

Ever seen a monster
big as him before?

Quiet, Colonel!

Colonel!

Hello? Hello?

Hello!

Hello?

But it can't be dead.
It rang!

Oh-- oh--