All language subtitles for Adventures of Vasya Kurolesov

Have you been working too much?

Son, it's Saturday today.

You should go to the river or the
forest.

Or even better, go to Carmano.

Why Carmano, Mom?

Well, we have a lot of chickens.

And we have ducks, too.

But we don't have any piglets.

Shouldn't we buy some, huh?

Oh, forget it, Mom. They'll start
oinking and there'll be no peace from

Well, how much peace do you really need?

They'll oink for a bit and then stop.

A pig is a good thing to have.

Now, I really want you to take a very
good look at this.

Wow, look at all of this shattered glass
lying around.

Double -paned.

From Bemsk.

Who wants glass? Double -paned from
Bemsk.

Hey, kid, do you need any glass?

No. I don't.

Too bad.

Well, look, it's good glass.

Plus, it's double -paned from Demsk.

Gems. No.

I'd rather have piglets.

But where are they?

Ah, go over there, to that corner.

You'll see a man with a mustache.

He's got piglets like other people have
dogs.

All kinds of piglets, you name it, he's
got them.

Who is it that really wants to step up
and take the lead at this very moment?

Piglets!

Piglets? Who wants them?

Go ahead and take those items with you.
Young man, the piglets are nice.

Their little snouts are just right.

What kind of snouts do you need?

Once for a gramophone record?

I don't have a gramophone.

I'd like a bigger snout, actually.

You're a fool.

You'd be better off buying yourself a
gramophone.

All right.

Name your price.

Now, which one of these specific options
do you prefer?

What a difficult person you are.

First the snouts aren't right. Then the
price is too high.

You're so gloomy. You're the gloomy one.

Just look at those droopy mustaches. Now
he doesn't like the mustaches.

What a guy.

Where do they even find people like you?

From the village of Psyche.

Give me a new lower price.

All right, fine. I'll knock off three
rubles.

Just for you.

Take the money and put the piglets in my
bag.

Hey, what's the matter? Take them right
in the bag and give me your empty one.

And now it is done.

Who actually needs double -glazed
windows?

Right here in Demskoia.

Tired of waiting?

Oh, she's here.

What do you have in your bag?

Really a piglet, huh?

A couple of little pigs, Mom.

Life is more fun when you live with a
pig.

Come on, untie it faster, Vasya.

What's the rush, Mom?

Well, bag man, have you lost all shame?

Pretending to be a pig in a sack?

Take a look at this.

Right over here.

A bee.

All right.

Vasya, go to sleep.

Look, some people don't even have
chickens and they still live.

Mom, come on, show me the sack I brought
the dog in.

Oh, good people. Vasya is sniffing
sacks.

Wait, Mom, don't shout.

You'd better smell it and see what it
smells like.

Smell it, and if anything happens, jump
aside right away.

Well, Mom, what does it smell like?

Well, it's obvious. What? Like a dog
sack.

Actually, no. This entire sack smells
exactly like sweet golden honey.

That's how I'll find Chernusov by this
sack.

It certainly looks like that might be
the case.

It's him. Look at that. He's stuck on a
mustache.

He's disguised himself.

Hey, look over there. Something is
definitely moving inside his large sack.

He probably stuffed the dog in there.

We need... To get out of here.

Wait, Rashpill. Don't rush.

The guy's a fool.

I'll put on a show for him now. Isn't it
dangerous?

What's dangerous about it?

My papers are in order.

I'll teach him once and for all not to
go looking for piglets.

Just hold him up there for a little
minute.

Now. What on earth do you think you are
doing?

Selling mustache.

None. None of your glass business.

You don't need any glass?

Get lost.

Well, you are incredibly rude.

Absolutely everything that belongs to
you. Documents.

Please, go ahead and take a seat, my
fellow citizen.

Aha, got you.

That's him. I recognize him.

Calm down, citizen Kurochkin.

The law does not permit talking with
your fist.

Why don't you tell the story from the
very beginning?

Kurochkin.

Last Sunday, I was slaughtering piglets
right at this mustached guy's place.

I got home, looked, and there was a dog
in the sack.

What?

You bought it? I bought it from you.
Hey, sit down.

We'll sort this out.

What kind of dog exactly was in the
sack?

What breed?

The banded breed.

Shaggy, hairy.

Surname? Vasek Rolesov.

Is everything really as Citizen
Kurochkin describes it? It was the other

around. It was Kurochkin himself who had
the mustache.

And mine don't grow yet.

And what's that? Those aren't a
mustache.

That's cut from my mom's fur coat.

I see, I see. And what do you have in
your sack?

A sailor.

Well, let's wait and see exactly what
kind of skilled sailor it really is.

Why bother with them, Comrade Sergeant?

Line them up against the wall and be
done with it.

You'll sit here until Captain Boulderave
arrives.

I want you to look, look deeply into my
stern and steady eyes.

Look at me now, because this might very
well be the very last time that we ever

see each other.

Who are you?

And you?

Everyone in Tarasovka knows me.

Put out the top, and all the owls know
me.

Actually, Rashpili knows me quite well.

Who? Me, Baton.

And I'm Vasha Korolev.

Heard of me?

Heard of you?

Hey, Vasya, what did they pick you up
for?

For piglets.

I also remember how you got caught with
the calves.

Vasya, I'm in here now for something
stupid.

I knocked the antlers off a moose. For
what for?

Well, he actually stepped right on my
foot, and it really hurt.

Take a look at this. Right over here.
Look closely and gaze into my stern

Look at me now, because this might be
the very last time you ever see me.

Is this the specific one you were
searching for?

This very one?

Exactly so, Comrade Boldarev.

Fake mustache under his nose, a dog in
the sack.

It can't be that it's this very one.

But I assure you it is, my dear Comrade
Captain.

He is nothing but a swindler.

The one we're looking for is elderly,
but this one is too young.

Well, kid, tell us, why did you put on a
mustache?

For disguise.

He puts one on, so I will too.

All right.

Tell us, Sergeant, what does Kurochkin
look like?

Short? In height? An elderly individual?

With a distinctive duck -shaped nose?

Duck -shaped. This Kurochkin is exactly
the one we're looking for.

How so?

Kurochkin? He showed his passport. Lives
in Perlovka, guarding the potato

warehouse. The passport is fake?

And there has never been a potato
warehouse in Perlovka?

Here you go, citizen.

I am incredibly sorry for the mistake on
my part.

Please accept my apologies.

This isn't my sack. This is your
Karachkin sack.

Go ahead, smell it.

I can't figure out what it smells like.

The scent is very subtle.

Could it be dill?

Nothing subtle about it. It smells like
honey. And I also found a bee at the

doghouse. With these clues, we can find
Karachkin.

Hey, this guy.

He can sniff things out and use his
head.

I'm measuring a little.

Yes, that means the sailor broke with
the criminal world.

Decided to start a new life?

Who enjoys portraying a pig?

I still need to try it.

Does he hate us on the trail of
Kurochkinsky?

Search, sailor, search.

Where is Kurochkin? Bees, bees.

Sailor.

Hey, follow him right now.

Sergeant, you remain on duty.

What are you doing now?

I'm finally back home.

Oh, it feels so wonderful to be back
here again.

Well, it certainly appears to be the
case right here. He led us where we

to go.

Well, if everything is correct, you will
receive a pocket watch with music.

Who's there?

Plumbers.

What do you want?

We want to fix the plumbing, but I don't
have any indoor plumbing.

I have a well.

All right, open up.

We're from the police.

Then show your ID. How can I show it?

The door is closed.

No problem. Show it anyway.

I'll see it through the crack.

What the devil?

Well, can you see it or not?

Just move it a bit more to the left.

Hey, plumbers!

Why are you so quiet?

Why are you shooting anyway?

I'm willing to bet that you definitely
won't be fixing the plumbing anymore.

Will you?

Not with you around, but... Why can't I
see you through the crack?

What, are you hiding or something?

We're lying on the ground. We're scared.

You'd better just stay lying there.

Or else I'll shoot everyone.

He has already left the building.

He is nowhere to be found.

It appears that he has already left the
building for the day.

How did he get out?

The windows are closed.

Wait, wait.

What's that above the stove?

What exactly was that thing just now?

One thing I truly love about these black
swans is the vibrant and striking look

of their red beaks.

Hey, are you still alive over there?

Alive? See how things are going.

Through the hatch above the stove, the
unknown man got into the attic.

And on the other side of the house,
there's a ladder leaning against the

That's how he got away.

Where to?

Where to?

How should I know where?

We want to fix the well.

If you do anything without permission
again, you can kiss it all goodbye.

I am currently writing about this.

But how exactly... What do you think?
What is it?

Iodine. Where did it come from?

From the cabinet.

Carefully read the label.

Straska Pharmacy iodine tincture.

So what?

So what?

Just remember it, that's all.

It might come in handy.

But why do we need iodine? The bullet
missed anyway.

Took bread.

Took salt. Took the bottle.

We should take some onions, too.

But where would you get them?

Hands up.

old acquaintance.

What are you doing here, Rashfield?

How... What do you mean, comrade
officer?

I came home.

Aha, so you came home.

And who was shooting?

Well... How would I know?

I was at the store.

I came back and there was a hole.

Came hole.

It's turning out interesting.

The house is yours, but you don't know
who was in the house.

I would think about it if I were you.

About... What should I think? Let the
horse think. She has a big head.

Well... If you don't want to think, then
let's go.

Where? Where it needs to go.

Ah, ah. Maybe the tenant was shooting.

What tenant?

Yes, Vaska.

Kurochkin? No.

Kularesov. Exactly, exactly.

Vaska Kularesov. Yeah, Kularesov. This
is how it goes. Well, all right, Citizen

Rasp.

Stay at home. Don't go anywhere.

Clear? Yes. Where am I going with her?

Help! Is there something bothering you
right now? Or is there anything at all

that you would like to talk about or
explain to me?

What happened?

Everything's fine, Comrade Captain.

I caught one.

Hey, who's there?

I'll kill you!

A dog is man's friend.

And so this man, accompanied by his
faithful dog, can finally begin the long

journey back to his own home.

To be perfectly honest, I have
absolutely no use for plumbers who work

particular manner and lack professional
standards.

Yes, that is absolutely correct.

There are local folks who just aren't
lucky.

They're always late for the train. They
wash dogs instead of piglets.

Nothing but bad luck.

Be grateful you're not riding in a sack.

I don't recognize something here. Lights
out.

Take a look. Take a look.

Into my stern eyes.

Baton. Lights out.

Where are you going?

Just for a ride.

Why? Ride around for nothing.

If you want money, earn it.

What money?

Lights out.

Listen up.

Like a horse.

You'll pull up to the little shop. It's
called Cultural Goods.

You'll grab the stuff like a horse, and
with your hooves, with your hooves.

What stuff?

Good stuff.

I'll take the first.

We'll carry the cameras and TVs
ourselves.

Lights out.

I think I'll wait for now.

I'm a young guy, and as for being a
horse, I guess I haven't grown into that

yet. You're a young ram.

If you don't want to, that's your
choice.

This is my stop.

Goodbye for now.

Remember to take care of yourself.

Iodine from Tarasovka.

Remember. Hold on a second. Wait up.

I actually agree.

And furthermore, in addition to that...

Tell me, did you happen to find the
horse?

Yes. We were buddies. We did time
together.

What? Who did you bring, you dog?

The horse?

That's the police horse from Captain
Boulder.

It's not my fault.

I'm not to blame.

Speaking for myself personally right
now, I will hunt you down and I'll kill

every single one of you.

Just you wait.

The horse has had it now.

Who else? What is fate bringing here
now?

Who's there?

Plumbers!

We are looking to repair the plumbing.

Ah, I think I see exactly what you mean
now.

Monsieur! Did you see who Batten roared?

Who? You?

I'm really not to blame.

Come on, leave him alone!

Better tell me, what should we do with
Vasya? We can't let him go. He'll run

straight to Boldyrev.

There's nowhere for me to run.

The house is surrounded.

You're lying, Ivaska.

Say you're lying.

All right, fine.

Go take a look.

This is the police.

Open up right now.

Look, it's a roundup.

Hey, stop right there, chicken.

Stop. Good for nothing, tomato.

Take him away from here right this very
second.

My very dear and always most loyal
comrade.

Captain, I wanted a horse.

Where's Karachkin? Gone?

Too bad we don't have a dog?

And... What about the sailor? What
sailor?

Tarakana, follow me.

Oh, my.

Are you there?

Right over there.

Exactly just like that.

Right over there. Just look right there.

That's something!

Yeah, Citizen Karachkin, you don't look
so good.

And your affairs aren't looking good
either.

You better tell me, where's the money?

I don't have any money.

I had three rubles, and even those were
taken away.

That's not much.

Where's the rest?

Yes. Maybe they spent it all on food.
Ice cream, soda, this and that. What ice

cream? They stole a lot.

But where are they hiding it?

It's all clear.

They stuffed it in a cast iron pot and
buried it in the ground. Well, no way.

You'll need a three ruble note, dig up
the cast iron pot, then bury it again

you'll have a lot of trouble.

Yes, for people like this, Kurochkin
money has no smell.

Comrade. Captain, I think she smells.

Everything is clear.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.

Not at all. Maybe.

Well, why can't it?

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.

Of course.

Well, Vaska, it's a pity Rushpill didn't
finish you off.

It's just a stone's throw from here to
the owl's den.

Stop the car, Comrade Sergeant Major, or
my mom will get scared.

She'll think they've taken Vashya.

However, even so, having said all
that... You figured out the money thing

well. Good job.

Do you want to work with me?

In the police, you mean?

Yeah.

And... What's the salary?

The salary is good.

Besides, what about the uniform?

Boots.

Patent leather.

Wearing a pair of sturdy boots is a
great idea.

Well, I'm off.

Mom's been waiting.

It's twenty to seven.

How much would that be exactly, please?

It's... It is currently twenty minutes
to seven.

Or eighteen -forty in the evening.