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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,610 那不问 2 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:07,890 手放進去了嗎? 3 00:12:08,010 --> 00:12:08,850 嗯,好想 4 00:12:08,850 --> 00:12:11,110 嗯,換你再走 5 00:13:07,180 --> 00:13:11,680 好舒服喔 6 00:13:12,320 --> 00:13:14,140 好舒服喔 7 00:13:14,140 --> 00:13:14,160 好舒服喔 8 00:13:14,160 --> 00:13:15,360 好舒服喔 9 00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:28,260 好舒服喔 10 00:13:29,220 --> 00:14:16,730 好舒服喔 11 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:16,970 嗯 12 00:14:16,970 --> 00:14:19,570 哦 13 00:14:23,150 --> 00:14:23,310 啊 14 00:14:23,310 --> 00:14:24,390 啊 15 00:14:24,390 --> 00:14:25,250 啊 16 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,950 啊 17 00:14:27,950 --> 00:14:29,290 μ 18 00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,070 啊 19 00:17:10,390 --> 00:17:11,970 你穿上去 20 00:20:19,710 --> 00:20:44,950 好 這樣好多 21 00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,580 哈囉 大家好 我是舒唱 22 00:21:08,580 --> 00:21:12,060 我有差不多兩年沒有回來拍攝了 23 00:21:12,060 --> 00:21:14,420 然後我知道大家都很想我 24 00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:16,280 所以之前有在推特上面 25 00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:19,060 蒐集了一些大家想要問的問題 26 00:21:19,060 --> 00:21:21,200 然後現在我就來回答一下 27 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:22,280 好的 28 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:23,780 第一個第一題 29 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:26,840 有人問你說最近在忙什麼 30 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,860 但是我生活還蠻單調的 31 00:21:30,860 --> 00:21:33,520 基本上就是工作休息 32 00:21:33,520 --> 00:21:35,680 然後家屋運動 33 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,920 基本就沒了 34 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:41,140 那這個人家說唱子啥時候轉型 35 00:21:41,140 --> 00:21:42,460 健身博士 36 00:21:42,460 --> 00:21:44,400 他和他的老婆都會喜歡你 37 00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:47,960 不太可能啊 38 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,220 我覺得忙不過來 39 00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:50,460 對 40 00:21:51,140 --> 00:21:52,400 那下一題 41 00:21:52,400 --> 00:21:54,820 芯片什麼時候會出 42 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,500 其實具體日期我也不知道 43 00:21:59,220 --> 00:22:01,220 但是你們已經看到這條了 44 00:22:01,220 --> 00:22:02,360 那就已經是上了 45 00:22:03,480 --> 00:22:04,820 說的也是耶 46 00:22:04,820 --> 00:22:06,920 說的也是為什麼會有這個問題 47 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,760 然後這條書評的時候就已經上了 48 00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:13,240 平常是怎麼樣解決自己的生理需求的 49 00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:14,420 我有真宗棒 50 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:17,520 然後我只會用刺激營地的東西 51 00:22:17,520 --> 00:22:20,080 就我不會用插入式的東西 52 00:22:20,080 --> 00:22:23,300 就我覺得沒有任何一種材質 53 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,380 會比較接近人體的那種感覺 54 00:22:25,380 --> 00:22:27,540 就如果用插入式的 55 00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:29,420 你會感覺好像有異物感 56 00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:32,440 就感覺像在做副科檢查 57 00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:33,640 那下一題 58 00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,780 怎樣成為你的男優 59 00:22:35,780 --> 00:22:37,400 首先你要成為男優 60 00:22:39,180 --> 00:22:41,520 其實就是看緣分 61 00:22:41,520 --> 00:22:43,960 因為很有可能你到了偏長 62 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:45,920 然後你才知道今天要跟誰拍 63 00:22:46,440 --> 00:22:47,400 對沒錯 64 00:22:47,920 --> 00:22:49,620 這個很難去預先 65 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:49,680 對 66 00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,060 反正就是你跟誰拍 67 00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:53,660 跟你的個人意願完全無關 68 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:55,320 對 69 00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,700 所以就是看緣分 70 00:22:57,300 --> 00:22:57,780 OK 71 00:22:57,780 --> 00:22:59,580 現在這個是最後一題 72 00:22:59,580 --> 00:22:59,980 好 73 00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:03,220 然後這應該是所有粉絲都還蠻想知道的問題 74 00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:05,540 就是問你摺偶標準 75 00:23:05,540 --> 00:23:06,940 摺偶標準 76 00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,580 首先肯定要身心健康 77 00:23:10,460 --> 00:23:12,020 然後我可能會 78 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:14,900 可以傾向去想要陽光一點 79 00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:15,920 有朝夕一點 80 00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,720 然後其次就是 81 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,680 他有把自己照顧好 82 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,780 所以長相什麼 83 00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:23,960 長相不醜 84 00:23:24,540 --> 00:23:25,860 但你如果很嚴恐 85 00:23:25,860 --> 00:23:26,860 我也沒有很嚴恐 86 00:23:26,860 --> 00:23:29,060 所以他這三條標準都有 87 00:23:29,060 --> 00:23:29,860 但其實很髒 88 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,500 可是他很髒的話 89 00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:32,780 他能夠照顧好自己嗎 90 00:23:32,780 --> 00:23:33,880 他照顧好自己 91 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:35,200 他沒有照顧好自己 92 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:35,940 你能很髒 93 00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:37,840 他很髒的話 94 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,100 應該就是沒有照顧好自己 95 00:23:39,100 --> 00:23:41,380 就反正就是標準要健康 96 00:23:41,380 --> 00:23:42,680 身心要健康 97 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:44,820 可是我覺得身心健康就已經 98 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:46,700 塞掉了百分之九十的人 99 00:23:46,700 --> 00:23:49,800 身心健康是要有呼吸才叫身心健康 100 00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:51,180 那也不至於了 101 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:51,920 好 102 00:23:51,920 --> 00:23:54,860 那我們今天的這個問答就結束了 103 00:23:55,360 --> 00:23:56,840 想要知道接下來 104 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:59,480 我們在旅途當中會遇到什麼的話 105 00:23:59,480 --> 00:24:01,580 記得要持續追蹤麻洞 106 00:24:01,580 --> 00:24:02,500 我是舒暢 107 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:03,200 我回來了 108 00:24:15,650 --> 00:24:16,650 腰都晚一點 109 00:24:16,650 --> 00:24:17,530 屁股 110 00:24:17,530 --> 00:24:18,090 再翹一點 111 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,730 歡迎主人回來 112 00:24:21,650 --> 00:24:23,250 客人永遠都是你的主人 113 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:25,070 今天不管他對你做了什麼 114 00:24:25,850 --> 00:24:27,010 笑一下就好了吧 115 00:24:27,010 --> 00:24:27,350 對吧 116 00:24:35,560 --> 00:24:37,440 你是這樣照顧主人回家的嗎 6996

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