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You can at least ask
if I wanted to.

Would you have wanted to?

Morning, team.
We've a lot to do today.

If you look at the proposal
that I sent in last night,

you'll see
that I broke everything down
by asset class

and percentages.

I spent all weekend
working on it,

but won't be for nothing
this time.

He is gonna jump on board

with this pitch
and present it to them.

Is your dad
gonna be joining us today?

He should be.
You know his Mexican blood,

he is always
running a few minutes late.

Hey, Dad.

You excited to come over
and play with Kai?

Dad, how many times
I gotta tell you, all right?

It's... it's gonna come through.
Stop asking me.

Dad, it's,
it's different now, okay?

How many times I gotta tell you?
It's legal weed.

Okay, Dad. But, so, what am I?

Am I, uh, am I a pusher

or am I a stay-at-home dad?

Okay, Dad, you know what?

That's great advice.
Tell Mom I love her. I gotta go.

Yeah, I gotta get ready. Bye.

Nice of you to join us.

Sorry for the delay.

Mija, you read the,
the news today?

-Magdalena?
-Of course I read the news, Dad.

I was just filling the team in
on, uh, the proposal I sent.

There is a huge opportunity
to buy right now.

The proposal you send,
Magdalena,

does not fit
current market condition

for our client's
long-term goals and objectives.

Pa, I took a deep dive
at all the quarterly
earnings reports

that came in
in the last 48 hours.

I think if you just
look at my proposal again,

you'll see there's some
really good stuff in there.

It has nothing of value, period.

But don't worry, team,
I already resolved the issue.

It has something to do
with the RTA shares

we discussed last week.

I sent you all an email
about it.

Sounds good.

Got it.

Magdalena, are you
making a sandwich? Really?

Someone's gotta do it, you know.
It's for your grandson.

Hey, it didn't go
the way I wanted at all.

He totally undermined me
like he always does.

-Oh, what are you talking about?
-The call. With my dad.

He didn't even gimme a,
a chance to, to present,

like, everybody else
loved my proposal,

but he, he just,
like, totally shut me down

in front of everybody.

Ash. Hey, Ash!

What?

-We're leaving in ten.
You ready?
-Yeah. I just,

I just need to wrap this up
and then we can head out.

-So, you're all packed.
-Can you just stop?

You are welcome.

Man.

- What up, Ben?
- What up, buddy?
How you doing?

Oh, you know, I'm good.
I'm actually,
I'm actually great.

I'm headed down to San Pancho
today with my wife.

-Oh, shit. Really? Yeah?
-Mm-hmm.

Oh, you guys-- you're gonna
love it down there, man.

It's like, uh,
it's Mexico's best-kept secret.

Mags is gonna--
you'll lose your shit.

Oh, thanks, bud, for the,
for the recommendation.

Hey, yo, we're gonna be back
in time for trivia nights,
so don't worry.

Hey, dude, um, I really
appreciate you helping me out
with the deal.

Uh, they said they were gonna
give you the money today.

You know,
they get me the money today,
and I'll give you the money.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, that's what you said
yesterday.

Hey, man, this is-- it's just
what they told me, all right?

So, um, look, I, I'll--
it'll be taken care of,
all right?

Congratulations for almost
getting outta that lame-ass
stay-at-home dad club.

Uh, Mags works from home.
You know that, right?

You know what I mean?

So, um... I've been
pretty stressed lately.

-Yeah!
-Sorry, I snapped at you.

Are you ready to go to Mexico?
Come on.

When you brought me
down there the first time,
we had so much fun.

I spent a lot of time
and hard work planning this one.

-Okay?
-You're right.

It's gonna be great.
It's gonna be fun.

-We're gonna have fun.
-We're gonna have more than fun.

Okay?

He's awake.
You ready to say bye?

Okay, let's go.

-Have you seen my bathing suit?
-I thought you said
you were already packed.

I am packed.

Hey.

-Mommy's going on a trip, okay?
-Okay.

Hey, she found it.
So, we're good.

Hey, buddy.

I don't wanna leave him.

-Kai, you gonna have
so much fun.
-I'm gonna miss him too much.

Aw, yeah,
well, this is our first trip
without the little guy.

It's gonna be the best.
Diaper-free dinner,

pristine beaches.

Sleeping in.
This is a special occasion.

-I know.
-Right, buddy?

- I love you so much.
- You're the love of my life.

-I love you.
-I love you, Mommy.

Babe, can you be on your phone
less on this trip?

Yeah. Sorry.

Thanks. That would be nice.

Me and the team are really excited.
Thank you guys so much.

Yeah, we'll talk later.

Sorry, I'm just, uh,
waiting for the transfer.
Should be coming in today.

I know. I know it is.

This is really special.
Thank you. I'm excited for you.

No problem. I mean,
who would've thought

my obsession with weed
would lead to all of this?

Literally no one.

This place is stunning.

Gracias.

-Gracias.
-Gracias.

I didn't even know
the room had a pool.

I mean, check this out.
This view is amazing.

How did you find out
about this place?

You know, you'll never
believe it, but, uh,

Ben was the one who recommended
San Pancho to me.

- Ben's been to San Pancho?
- Yeah.

Look, I know he's a doucher,
but him and Tiffany
secretly have a great marriage.

I agree.
She always says they don't,

but I see the way
they look at each other.

Wow.

Welcome home.

Babe, how expensive is this?
How much are you
spending a night?

Come on. We're not,
we're not doing that right now.

Well, you always ask me
what everything costs.

Oh, but this, this is different.
Okay?

I'm inviting us this time.

I just want you to relax
and have a fun time. Okay?

I mean, check this out. Look!

Look.

Wow.

This is really special.
Thank you.

Of course.
I mean, you deserve it.

After everything you do for me,
I just...

I wanted to do
something nice for you.

I know. I know.

Mmm. You wanna?

Hey, hey.
Hey, hey.

Sorry. It just-- you know,
you know, when you do that,

it makes me feel like
you just hate me and...

I, uh...
Let's, you know, let's just,

let's go wild after dinner.
Okay?

I'm gonna, I'm gonna go change.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. Go freshen up.

Hello, can I get a, uh,
tequila on the rocks, por favor.

Babe, I thought we said
we weren't gonna be

-on the phone
the whole time this trip.
-Uh,

yeah, but you were talking
to the bartender,

-so I just--
-Okay, but I'm done now.

Okay.

No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Mm! Oof.

-Hi.
-Hey.

Hi.

- Hey.
- Oh.

What's up, amigos?
Are you guys new here?

Wait.

He doesn't speak Spanish, so.

Ay, no worries, amigo.
We speak fluent English.

-Mm-hmm.
-I'm Manolo.

I'm the king of San Pancho.

I'm, I'm Ash. This is Maggie.

-Mags, aye.
-Ash. Ashie.

-Gracias.
-That-- oh! Thanks.

You guys look
like you can use some fun.

Are you--
what are you doing tonight?

-Are you up for dinner?
Food here is amazing.
-Oh.

-Oh.
-That's so sweet.

Well, Ash planned
this super romantic trip,

so I'm sure he has something
planned for us tonight.

There's no plans.

Nothing?

Well, I mean,
I organized all of this.

Got us down here. I just--

We're on vacation,
you know, we don't,

we don't have
to be on a schedule.

You can go with the flow.
- Yeah.

-Go with the flow.
-Like the waves.

- Like the beach.
- -So, you're coming to dinner, yes?

-Sure. Yeah, let's do it.
-All right.

- Hey, cheers, salud. Woo!
- My friends!

-Mmm.
-Mmm.

Hey, man,
um, you know where I can get
some of that green?

-Seriously?
-Yeah, yeah. I got a guy.

I can hook you up.

He's got everything.

-Mm-hmm.
-Acid, molly,

- tachas, shrooms, ketamine.
- Chocongos.

- Chocongos,
horse tranquilizer.

- Anything you need?.
- No.

Yeah--

Oh, okay. Yeah, that's...

Oh, I-- you know what,
actually, the choco mocos
sound really good,

but I, I, I think I'm good
with the weed stuff.

Thanks.

I thought you wanted
to get crazy.

You're in San Pancho.

Okay. You guys wanna
do something really fun?

Yeah, sure.
I'm in, I'm in. Yeah.

-Uh, well, what is it?
-Oh, no.

You always have to understand
everything, don't you?

No, I just, I, I like knowing
what I'm getting myself into.

-I'm-- what--
-I'm sorry. She's just the most
structured person I know, okay?

- She, she, she schedules
playtime with her baby.
- No. Playtime?

That's because I have
a board to answer to

and he doesn't
have a fucking job.

I mean, that's not-- I'm sorry.
That's not-- he's just,

he makes his own schedule.
So, it's different.

-So, what do you guys do
for work?
-Mm-hmm.

I, I run a private equity firm.
Uh, we do.

Well, you guys work together.
That's so sweet.

-Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We, we, um,

-I work with my, uh,
dad, actually...
-Yeah.

-...and he has this thing--
-Hey, can I explain my own job?

Yeah. So, I collect can--

- Woo-hoo!
- Cool.

Yeah, so I collect, uh,
cannabis seeds from--

Yeah, mariachi. They're great.

So, I collect cannabis seeds
from India,

and, uh,
using modern technology,

I grow them
in the state of California.

Ah, that sounds amazing.

Actually, that sounds,
that sounds very innovative.

- Thanks.
- -Where can we get your products?

Well, um, after four years
of betting on myself,

I just locked in
the largest distribution deal

with this second
biggest dispensary in SoCal.

No. Wait, so we're celebrating.

- Okay. Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
- Celebrating?

You guys in on the fun?

Yeah, I don't--
yeah, let's go wherever.
I don't need to know where.

Wild.

Okay. Ready.

Welcome to The Queens
in Sayulita.

It's my uncle's place.
Wait till you see Renata.

-She's vegan, she knows
exactly what she's doing.
-Here and in the bedroom.

-How would you know that?
-Well, because we took her home
with us one night.

- We?
- Yeah!
Faviola and I like

- to have sex with other people.
- Yeah.

- Stripers?
- Well, anyone, really.

There just, you know,
needs to be a spark and it's on.

- So, you're swingers?
- Ay, lovers of people.

Do you remember
that high-end strip club
in Japan?

The one where we sang karaoke?

Yeah, this is not like that.

Mags, do you need
to go to the bathroom?

Oh, come on. Girls always
go to bathroom together.

We need to keep each other safe!

- It's pretty loud in here.
- Ah, shit.

My home! Bro, it's all natural.

I love that shit.

Love it.

Come here.

-You want a lap dance, bro?
-Oh, man, that's,

that's, that's really
sweet of you, but I'm good.

You sure?

-Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
-Okay.

Do you want some wings?

I'm good with the wings,
but thanks.

Okay. But you're taking a shot.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll, I'll take a shot.

We need to keep each other safe!

-A little pick-me-up.
-Oh, I haven't done that
since college.

Mags, what are you doing?

- Your shot.
- Gracias.

Yeah! Welcome to San Pancho!

Uh, hey, thanks
for the warm welcome, buddy.

I mean, I'm-- I'm sure
you used to be fun, right?

I love this place.

I get what I want.

Yeah.

You know, you wouldn't be
the first Dominican guy
I slept with.

Yo, yo, yo! Bro, bro,
what are you doing?

Ay, you don't have to pretend.
They're in the bathroom.

I'm sure you used to be crazy.
You have crazy eyes.

-Huh!
-Huh? What happened?

I'm, I'm still... I'm, I'm fun.

I, I have fun.

I'm, I'm just...
Um, I, I, I'm...

I'm, I'm just...

-Now we're talking.
-Oooh!

You're not bi?

Oh, um...

Hey, um, no judgment,
no disrespect,

but, no, I'm, I'm not bi.

- I'm not bi.
- Come.

It's 2025.

Everyone's bi.

Wow, parents going wild.

I like that.

I really like that.

Babe, time to go home.

-Yeah, I already called an Uber.
-Okay.

-Bye, Mags.
-Bye, Magashi.

You all right?
You seem a little anxious.

Hmm? Yeah.

-That was wild, huh?
-Yeah.

They seemed so perfect together.

You know,
they weren't even together.

They were married
to other people.

-What?
-Yeah.

Shit.

Damn. I guess, uh,
you and I are doing better

than we thought we were, huh?

- I'll see you, babe.
- Yeah.

Hey, so I heard
there's this cute little place
with the best chilaquiles.

Do you wanna go for breakfast?

Uh, how about we just,
uh, stay at the hotel

-for, for, for breakfast?
-Okay. What's going on?

- Nothing.
- You looking for something?

-Uh, my wallet. Okay?
-Okay.

Did you look in your pants
from last night?

Of course
I checked my fucking pants.

Why-- what?

Okay, you're frazzled.
Just take a deep breath.

You win, I'm a fuck up.
I get it, all right?

Just fuck.

You need that?

Sorry.

We could get breakfast.

So, Kai went to the zoo.
He had a really good time.

He met these little monkeys.
He's having so much fun.

What's going on?
What are you looking for?

Uh, no, no one. I'm just,
uh, just looking around.

Mmm.

Did you get the pool guy
to get you weed?

Why you always grill me?
All right, I'm just trying
to have a,

trying to have a nice vacation.

Answer the question.

I was supposed to meet him
five minutes ago, so,
if I could just go over there--

Oh, my God, I'm going to town.

-You go find your weed dealer.
-Fine, whatever.

Hola.

Wow.

Great. Relax.

Exhale deeply,

allowing your abdomen
to rise and fall.

Notice how good it feels

to draw your shoulder blades
away from your spine.

Maybe you feel the stretch
in the front of your throat.

Ah, I've been waiting for you.

- What?
- I'm kidding.

But we did start, so you're
more than welcome to join us.

I'd love to.

Wonderful. Feel the ocean breeze

as you go
into downward-facing dog

and move slowly into Chaturanga,

upward-facing dog
and child's pose.

Good.

Okay, love.
You can go into Cobra, perfecto.

-Ah, you're so tense.
-I know.

I'm glad you're here.

Let's loosen you up.

Please.

Class, anything
that does not serve you,

what's weighing you down,

it's time to let it go.

You have this incredible energy.

Like, mom energy?

You are a mom?

Wow. You're so beautiful,

and, and your body is perfect.

Thanks.

Good. Keep breathing. Relax.

That's good.

- Hello, sir.
How are you?
- Hi.

-I'm good. How are you?
-Fine, thank you.

What is the best thing to do
in San Pancho?

Snorkeling?

Making up for this morning?

Yeah, well,
I, I spoke to concierge,

and they said that, "You had
to check out this reef,"

and I know
you love snorkeling, so.

A little out
of your comfort zone.
Are you sure you're comfortable?

-I'll be fine, right?
-Okay.

Hey, man.
Uh, we're Ash and Mags.

Hey, I'm Paco.

Have you ever snorkeled before?

- Sí.
- No.

Did you complete
the pool certification?

-Uh, pool certification? Uh--
-He's messing with you.

Let's get to the boat, cabrón.

Hey, I don't think
I'm jumping in.

You always do this.
Why didn't you plan
something else?

I just wanted to do something,
you know, to make you happy.

I know you like snorkeling.

It's definitely making me happy.

I'm sorry,
I'm just having second thoughts.
I'm feeling seasick.

But why would you plan
a snorkeling trip

when you know you get seasick?

I don't know. I just...

I wanted to do something nice.

It was nice until right now.

You're basically saying
we can't do it anymore,

which is the opposite
of thoughtful,

because you're,
like, ruining the adventure
we haven't even gone on.

Just have some empathy for me,
okay? I, I, I'm feeling sick.

Okay, amigos, let's go.
You know what to do.

Take this.

-Here, take this.
-Hey, I'm,

-I'm not jumping in, man.
-Uh?

Don't be a pussy.

No, man. You can't talk to me
like that. I'm not Mexican.

Man, man, man, man, I, I,
I am joking. Don't get so mad.

It's a joke, okay? Let's go.

- He gets mad about everything.
- I can see that.

U-- um, I've, I've never
done this before,

so, if you just wanna show me
how to do it properly.

Just put this
in your mouth. Put this
in your face and let's go.

Let's go.

-You, you, you just jump.
-I can't, I can't, I can't.
I can't do it.

Okay. Take this
and take a video for us, okay?
We will do it.

Are you ready? Yeah.

Let's go. One, two, three.

Your wife's really hot.

Okay, right now,
a beautiful picture
for the couple, please.

-One photo? We haven't
taken one. Is that okay?
-Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Yeah.

Uh, love it.

So, no plans tonight,
I'm assuming?

Oh, no, no.
We-- I-- we have plans.

Oh?

Oh. Okay, b-- Okay, bro.
We, yo, we're done. Thank you.

There's some really
great restaurants in Sierra.

I figured we could,
uh, head into town
before we went to dinner.

Alright. Yeah,
I saw these really cute earrings
that I wanted to get.

Uh, great. Why don't you go
check them out?
I'll catch up with you.

Okay.

Yeah, but I said that
in Spanish.

Gracias.

Trying to score weed again?

What? Uh... So what?

No, way to make it up to me.
Super romantic.

I don't get it. Why is this
always such a big deal?

Well, I just feel like if you're
always searching for weed,

it doesn't make
for a super nice trip.

Oh, look, check them out.

Wow.

Amazing.

You know, it's just weed. Okay?
I, I, I, I'm a good person.

I think you should back off
on the judging.

It's not casual
if you're always fiending.

Why do you always
make me sound like
I'm some sort of drug addict?

Okay? I just throw up
off the side of the boat today,

-just feeling like
I'm still on the sea.
-Okay.

Well, I know you can't live
without Mary Jane,
your best friend,

-your therapist, your lover.
-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay, she's just my therapist.

You are my lover.

I'll do it.

He's gonna give you shit weed
and gringo prices.

-You owe me 40 bucks.
-Love you.

Not bad.

Hey, thanks again
for doing this for me.

Glad the search is over.

Me too.

-I'll be right back.
-Yeah.

Hey.

You are my yoga instructor.

Yes.

That was me.
I'd never forget your face.

Are you on your own?

No, I'm waiting
for my gay husband,

but he's late per usual.

And you?

Um...

-...that's my husband.
-Oh.

You wanna join him
or should we leave him hanging?

- Hi, I'm Angela.
- Uh, hi. I'm Ash.

- Nice to meet you.
- Nice, nice to meet you.

Is it cool if I...?

Oh, totally.
San Pancho is very laid back.

Mm-hmm.

How do y'all know each other?

She was my yoga instructor
this morning.

What are you doing?

Hmm? What?

- You don't smoke.
- Yeah, I do.

No, you don't.
You, you never smoke.

In fact, you hate it
when I smoke.

No, no, I, I smoke sometimes.

I just don't smoke
as much as him.

I think Magdalena has a lot
of different sides to her.

Oh, that's my friend.

Excuse me.

Holy shit. Magdalena?

-What was that?
-What?

What?
I don't know if it's just me
is, is she into you?

I don't know.
I think she's stunning.

-Yeah, I could tell.
-What do you mean?

-Why are you acting so weird?
-Am I?

Yeah. Are you into her?

I, I, I, I don't know.

Oh, is it okay if I say I am?

-Yeah, that would be awesome.
-Really?

- Yeah.
- Why?

Well, uh, you know,
maybe you, me, and her,

-we could have--
-What? No,
we're not in high school.

You do that in high school?
Who are you?

I don't know.
I'm... feeling really relaxed.

Holy shit. I,
I knew you'd been--

I mean, I've been telling you
all these years,
weed would be good for you.

Wait, she's coming back.
Should we invite her to dinner?

You wanna invite her
to our romantic
dinner reservation?

So, you're, you're teaching yoga
in San Pancho,

-is that a summer gig?
-Mm.

-I'm actually a digital nomad,
so, I teach yoga...
-Oh.

- ...and spiritual wellness all over the world.
- -Oh.

Oh. When-- how do you

teach spiritual wellness,
exactly?

Um, I guess
it takes practice, time.

How long are you here for?

Uh, just a couple more days
and then I'm off to Thailand.

-Wow.
-Yeah.

You're so free.

It's amazing.

What about you guys?
Uh, honeymoon?

Oh, God, no!

No, no, no.

Uh, we've been together
for ten years, so.

-Congrats.
-Oh, thanks. It's so funny,
people always congratulate you

when you've been together
for like a really long time,

but that doesn't mean
that you've been,
like, happily together.

-Oh.
-Oh, no, I didn't-- we are.

Uh, it's,
it's just a funny thing
that I, I've noticed.

Yeah, yeah.
We, we totally are. Yeah.

San Pancho, it's, it's,
it's, it's great, right?

Oh, San Pancho
is one of my favorite places
in the world.

If you guys
need any recommendations,

anything at all, let me know.

-Please.
-Yeah.

I actually, uh, grew up
coming here all the time.

Well, not here,
but Puerto Vallarta,
which is, like, an hour away.

-Yeah. Gracias.
-Um, 'cause I grew up
in Guadalajara, so.

-Oh.
-Yeah, yeah.

Wow. And you guys
have a kid, right?

-One? Two?
-Yeah.

-One, one.
-Yeah, one.

-Oh, nice.
-I miss him so much.

- Do you wanna see a picture?
- Yes.

Oh, he's beautiful.

-What a great mix.
-Thanks.

He has your smile. Stunning.

Thanks.

We should go out.

Yeah. You know,
this place actually turns
into a club later.

You know, get another round
and we'll go.

So, have you always been
attracted to women?

I mean, now that you're asking,
maybe, yeah.

I've just never really
done anything about it.

You wanna dance?

Yeah.

- Do you wanna kiss me?
- Yeah, I do.

Your wife wants to kiss me.

Go for it.

I've never done this before.

Are you curious?

Nervous.

That's okay.

Is it okay if I text you?

Are you okay with that?

Sure, yeah, yeah.

I'll text you.

Okay? Bye.

Hey, let's go, like, now.

-Okay. Yeah.
-Yeah, go.

So?

So, what?

So, what happened last night?

Come on, tell me all the deets.

What do you mean?
You were right there.

Oh, come on.
You two were whispering,

sweetin' out things
to each other all night.

What? No, we weren't.

Come on, for real,
did she text you?

No.

Hmm. That's okay.

Maybe she's doing
the three-day text thing

or she'll probably text you
today.

She seemed really into you.

Yeah?

Did she mention
anything about me?

Mm-mm.

Ah, that's okay.

You got her number though,
right?

No, I don't.

You know what, let's just...
let's just see if she texts.

Wow. You really look hot
as hell.

Who's having
weird fantasies now?

Hey, come on, that has nothing
to do with how hot you are.

Okay, thanks. It's actually
really nice to get a compliment.

You should do it more often.

-Do you know what I realized?
-What?

I didn't even tell her
we were leaving today.

Do you think she'll text?

Yeah.

What if she doesn't text?

She will. I can feel it.

- Me too.
- I think she's gonna text.

-Cheers.
-Cheers.

What if she wants to meet me
on my own?

-Isn't that just cheating?
-Is it?

Yeah. Well, how's it not?

I don't know. I mean,
well, we kissed yesterday,

-and you weren't
really involved.
-Yeah, but I was right there.

- I mean, I have to be
in the same room at least.

I mean, isn't the idea here
that I'm an active participant,
right?

-Huh.
-What are you thinking?

No, nothing.
I'm, I'm, I'm excited.

I'm confused.
I'm-- I don't know.

I don't know.

I think this makes me bisexual.

-It does. Is that a problem?
-I don't think so. Right?

No, it's 2025.

Isn't everyone bi?

Plus, you look so alive today.

Aw. Thanks.

Kissing her was, like,
one of the best kisses
of my life.

-Really?
-Yeah.

Like, her lips were so soft
and I just felt so seen.

What was your plan?

I thought
maybe she could come here.

What'd you wanna do?

I think it's safe to say
that she is not texting.

Yeah.

But thanks
for the beautiful trip.

I think
it was really good for us.

- Yeah, of course.
- Sir.

Sir, I'm sorry
your card didn't go through.

Would you like
to use another one?

-Oh.
-Uh...

Um...

This was supposed to be, um--

It's okay. You'll pay me back.

Yeah.

Gracias.

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- Lucky Charms.
- Yummy. Lucky Charms? No?

- Yummy.
- Yummy, yummy, yummy.
Yum, yum, yum.

Alright, Kai, is that an apple?

- Mm-hmm.
- Here's you egg.

Thanks.

Eggs or apples?
What's for breakfast?

Uh-oh.

- There's something on your face.
- Yeah?

-Oh, no.
-Ouch. No, no, no, no, ouch.

One more time. Ready?

- One more time.
- Ready?

Okay, hold. Go!

Whoa!

- Home run, Kai. High five.
- More.

More? Uh, I have to retire.
I'm too old.

- More.
- -You can bowl so much better than me.

- Come.
- Okay.

- Daddy.
- All right, let's try again.

More.

Just a second.

Come, come.

Papa, Papa, Paa.

- Hey, Carla, can you come here for a sec?
- -Yeah.

Can you watch Kai for a minute?
Thank you.

Hey, Ben.

What's up, buddy?
Um, I just got this email.

Can you pull up the contract?

Hey, um,
can we talk for a second?

Can I go first?

Yeah.

So, uh, I've been thinking...

Uh... yeah.

Well, she's not the only woman
in the world.

Uh-- what do you mean?

I mean, I don't know.

Maybe we could.

- Never mind.
It's stupid. Never mind.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.

We, we should at least
be able to, you know,

just talk about things

with, uh, no pressure
or consequences.

Let's, let's indulge
in the conversation, at least.

So, hypothetically, if we were
to do something like this,

what would it look like?

To have sex with another woman?

Yeah, I mean, to have sex
with another woman.

Hey, we, uh, we need to talk
about something.

Not okay with you kissing her,
if that's what you're thinking.

Actually, it's not about that.

-It's about something
completely different--
-Hey.

You're being really supportive
about this.

Thanks.

Mags, you know I wanna
give you everything, right?

Makes me feel like shit
that I can't provide

for my family in the way...

...that I dreamed of--

-Is everything all right?
-Huh?

Is, is it the baby?
What's going on?

-Uh, Mags?
-Hmm.

What's going on? What happened?

"Hey, turns out
I'm passing through LA
on my way to Thailand.

So, want to grab lunch
tomorrow?"

-Is it her?
-It's her.

What are you gonna say?

-I mean, I don't know.
Can we grab lunch tomorrow?
-Yeah, why not?

Should I just say,
"We look forward to seeing you"?

-Yeah, I think that works.
-Is that too straightforward?

You know, seeing you like this,
it just reminds me

that I don't know everything
about you,

and it makes me curious
to get to know you
all over again.

Okay, weirdo.

-Should I send the text?
-Send it.

Okay. I'm sending it.

Oh, my God.

She just texted me.
She's gonna be there
in two minutes.

Do we need, like,
a code word or something?

You mean a safe word?

You know, like,
if one of us is uncomfortable.

Babe, how do you think
this lunch is gonna go?

I don't know.
I just wanna be prepared,

you know, in case of,
like, anything.

- Can't you just tell her
that you're uncomfortable?

What about "unicorn poop"?

Mmm, that's weird.

What about, um,
"Om Jai Jagdish"?

So, we're in the middle of,
like, having a threesome

and I feel uncomfortable,

you want me
to say "Om Jai Jagdish"

and then we're all gonna stop?

Yeah. I mean, it would make me
stop dead in my tracks.

Okay. Well, what does it mean?

That's just the start
of a Hindu hymn.

- My mom's played it
for you a thousand times.

I hope this is worth it.

It's still just a lunch.

And we'll take the ceviche.

- Mm-hmm.
-Yeah, bring back those Mexico vibes.

Salud, I guess.

Salud.

- Cheers.
- Mmm.

So... tell me, how was the rest
of your Mexico trip?

Did you have the threesome
you guys wanted?

-Oh. No.
-What? Uh, no, not, uh--

That wasn't-- we weren't...

Oh, please.
You didn't have to say it.

So, did you find a guest star?

No. Really, we weren't,

we weren't trying to--
we were just--

- I mean,
I thought you were gonna...

-Uh, you didn't--
-I'm sorry I didn't text.

I had some work things come up.

So, where are you from?

Uh, my family's from India.

Even though every single person
in San Pancho

thought I was every version
of Latino.

I, I get it.

It happens.

Oh, uh, so, were your parents
into the whole
arranged marriage thing?

No. Um, not really.

But they wanted you
to marry an Indian girl?

It was actually her family that,

uh, wanted her
to marry a nice Jewish boy.

-That's true.
-Oh, Mexican Jewish.

That's one spicy matzah ball.

My dad's Mexican
and my mom's American.

They're both Jewish,
and I grew up in Guadalajara.

What about you?
Where are you from? Hawaiian?

That's funny.
It's a running joke
in my family.

We all think I am Hawaiian.

But, no, my mom is Black.

Um, dad is Korean.
My dad was in the military,

so, we just bounced
from place to place a lot

and then kind of got used to it

and I haven't stopped
bouncing around.

So, where would you call home?

I don't think home is a place,
it's a feeling.

So, uh, where are you staying?

I don't know yet.
I like to let the places I stay
find me.

- Yeah.
It's fine with me.
- What do you think?

Um, well, you know,
you could stay at my...

Our. You stay at our house.

This is beautiful.

Yeah. Thanks. Thanks so much.

-When did you move in?
-Um, a couple of years ago

when, um, when we got married.

-Thanks for having me.
-Of course.

- Hola.
- Hola.

-Hi, I'm Carla.
Nice to meet you.
-Hi.

Angela. Nice to meet you.

- Is this your cousin?
- Oh, no.

No, no one's my cousin.
Um, no, this is Carla.

Um, Carla's our au pair
and, uh, Angela is...

We just met in San Pancho.

Yeah, I just give him a bath
and put him to bed.

Oh, great.
Oh, Ash, babe, do you think

you could just put her stuff
in there and, and maybe
open up the couch?

Yeah.

I was thinking, um,
should we give Carla
the night off?

-What do you think?
-Yeah, that's a great idea.
Go, go on a date or something.

Oh, yeah. Fun.

Uh, well, it's not really easy
to go on a date
with ten minutes notice.

Um, but I have the night off
is what you're saying?

Yeah. Yeah, have fun.

-Okay, vale. Gracias.
-Take care.

Oh, hey, Carla.
Do you know what time you're coming back tonight?

No, but do I have a curfew now?

No. No.

No.

No. Have fun. Bye.

He's up.

-He's awake.
-Yeah, can you
get the little gulab jamun?

Yeah.

-Thanks.
-Yeah, no problem.

Hey, you want a glass of wine?

-Yes, that'd be amazing.
-Okay.

Goodnight, moon.

Yeah, secrets.

Are you uncomfortable?
Do you want a better position?

Here, here we go. Here we go.
Here we go. Here we go.

-Okay. Ugh.
-Oh, you want to get down?

-Yes.
-Okay.

Ready? All right.

Oh, Kai-Kai.

I'm sleepy.

Are you sleepy?

Okay.

Your wedding was so beautiful.

Thanks. It was actually
in Puerto Vallarta

Love an Indian-Mexican wedding.

They're different,
let me tell you.

We had our four year
wedding anniversary,

and I totally forgot,
and he had too.

You guys are just busy people
with a lot going on. It happens.

Yeah. I guess.

Do you wanna see what I got him
for our first year
wedding anniversary.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

Okay.

It's, it's something.

Okay.

So what do you think?

Oh, buddy.

Are you sleepy, buddy?

Oh.

Magdalena, um...

Wow. This is
what I call an incredible gift.

I can't believe
you put all of this together
yourself.

It's so funny.
It's from a different time

when I was a completely
different person.

We used to be so thoughtful
with our gifts.

-Loved it.
-I looked amazing.

I'm so glad I did this
before I had kids.

You still look amazing.

He's a lucky guy.

I don't think
he sees himself that way.

I don't even know

how to feel like that anymore.

I think that's a choice.

The only thing
standing in the way is you.

That night...

...you said you'd text me.

Why didn't you text me?

You seem like the kind of woman

who gets what she wants
pretty easily.

I wanted to stay on your mind.

Hey, ladies.

- Hey.
- What's up?

Um, baby's asleep.

-Right.
-Yeah.

-Good job.
-Thanks.

Uh, do you mind
if I take a quick shower?

-Oh, yeah. Good idea.
-Thank you. Okay.

Uh, there's fresh towels
in the bathroom.

Also, I set up your bed
in the playroom. It's pull out.

-Awesome, thanks.
-Yeah.

- What were you guys doing?
- We're just chatting.

Hey, uh, turn on the pool heater

-and, uh, the lights
in the backyard.
-Yeah. Great. Oh,

-we'll turn on some music too.
-Oh, but no,
can't wake up the baby.

Outside.
Not inside. Something light.

-Hotel Costes playlist.
-Oh, okay, yeah.

-I want it, okay.
-Yeah, okay, great.

Is this gonna be weird?

-What time is
Carla coming back up?
-I don't know.

Just don't, don't make it weird.

Oh, weird is a good thing.

Just be normal. Okay?

Hey, should I take
that Viagra pill I have?

You know,
maybe things get heated.

Why do you own Viagra?

You know, maybe you and I
wanna go hard one day.

Okay.
When have we ever gone hard?

Well, I mean, I,
I just have it just in case.

Well, can't it affect,
like, your heart?

I don't think so.
Plus, if this is happening,

you know,
I'm gonna want that extra kick.

Okay, Karate Man.

-I love your art.
-Shh.

- I'm sorry.
The baby's asleep.
- Oh.

Uh, if he wakes up,
the night's over.

-Sorry.
-Yeah, it's okay. No worries.

- This is actually
one of my favorites.

We have a lot of her pieces
in the house.

-Yeah.
-It's beautiful.

It's so unique in the texture.

Yeah. Yeah, the texture,
it's good.

Wow.

You know, we got one
in the bedroom if, uh,
you wanna check it out.

I mean, I, I would love
to give you a tour
of the house. Yeah.

Yeah...
that'd be great. I mean...

-Mm-hmm.
-...I was just in there.

-But--
-Oh, so, so you saw it?

I did.

It's the same artist.

Word.

Oh. Hey, how's it going?

This is our new piece.

-Mmm.
-Hmm. Isn't it great?

-Yeah.
-Yeah. I love it.

I mean, it has
really great energy.

Yeah.

I didn't know
you guys had a pool.
Night swimming?

-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, that's,
that's a great idea.

-Fine.
-Cheers to that.

-I'll get you a glass.
-Great.

-Yeah.
-Cool.

Tell us about these retreats
in Thailand.

Well, it's essentially
my body-soul connection work.

- That's great.
- Who doesn't need that?

Right?

Can I swim?

- Mm-hmm.
- Of course, go ahead.

-You guys gonna join me?
-Yeah.

I, uh...
I'd love to.

I just, I have to change up.

I'm in a thong--

Come on, we're all adults.
Let's go.

Okay, up.

I'm gonna change.
I'll see you ladies in a minute.

When you first met him,
did you know?

Did I know what?

That he was the one.

No, not at all, actually.

Really?

-That's not
what you usually hear.
-We met in college.

-I wasn't taking him
seriously at all.
-Mm.

You think he felt the same way?

Um, you know, it's funny.

I had always dated
these people that I was, like,

trying to be who I thought
they wanted me to be, you know?

And with him, I was so sure
he wasn't the one

that I was just totally myself.

He just accepted me
for who I was.

I guess that's love.

The version no one talks about.

That's beautiful.

Mm-hmm.

It was.

Past tense?

Mm, it's complicated.

Yeah, everything's complicated.

Not the moon.

Not the moon.

Oh, shit.

Mags? Mags?

Come here for a second.
Mags, come here, please.

Uh, we have a little bit
of an issue.

Ben and Tiffany are here.

- Oh, fuck.
- Yeah.

-Trivia night.
-Yeah, we, uh,

we need to get them outta here.

Um, I have an idea.

Okay.

-What?
-What is this shit?

- Check your phone.
Check your phone.
- What?

- Your phone.
- Your phone.

-Your phone.
-Oh, phone.

Oh, no.

- Are you okay?
- Oh, yes.

San Pancho ended up
being a COVID hot spot.

-So the flight back
was a total superspreader event.
-A what?

It was a superspreader event.
COVID-- so anyways,

I think we're just gonna
stay home or we're, you know,

we're gonna do our part
and just flatten the curve.

-Oh--
-Yeah. Have fun playing trivia.

Enjoy that wine.

Ladies, fancy seeing you here.

Yo, Ash.

Where you at, man?

I'm trying to smoke.

-Yo. Shh, the baby's asleep.
-Shh, the baby.

Bro, I told you
we're super sick.

This is our COVID bubble.

COVID is over, bro.

And honestly, it'd be great
if you gave it to me.

I could take a week off work.

Fair warning: Ben, pregame
trivia extra hard tonight.

What's up, Mags? Hi.

-Hey.
-And who's this young lady?

- Angela. Hi.
Uh...

Hi.

So what?
Swimming good for the 'rona?

Yeah.

Ash, towel, please.

Yeah.

I'm gonna go change real quick,
okay?

- Mm-hmm.
- Okay.

So, Angela,
it's nice to meet you.

How do you guys know each other?

-We met in San Pancho.
-We met in college.

Oh.

Hmm.

Um, I'm gonna get you a towel.

Okay.

Yeah.

So, uh...

...tell me the truth here.
What's going on, huh?

-What are you talking about?
-Nah, I mean, you get
the Hotel Costes playlist

and colorful orbs by the pool.

COVID excuse. I think
something's going on here.

-Or maybe some people just know
how to have fun. Okay?
-I know.

I think there's probably
something going on here
more than fun.

You mean
why are friends swimming?

Hey, guys. I just
don't think tonight's gonna be

a good night for trivia,
all right?

Oh, hot tub. Hey.

What do you mean, man?

-Yeah, uh--
-We live for trivia night.
Come on.

- Hey, man, let's just go inside and I'll roll that joint.
- -Thank you.

-I haven't hot tubed
in years, uh...
-All right.

You're really gonna
like this one. It's, uh,

some atrium afternoon chop.

And cheers.

So, who's the man
that's gonna turn into a pig
that's gonna ruin your life?

Well, I haven't been
in a relationship in a long time

and I don't really believe
in monogamy.

Besides, I'm not just into men.

What does that mean?

I mean, why should we
only exchange energy

with one person our entire life?

It doesn't make sense.

-No offense.
-Oh, please,
you can't offend me.

You met my husband.

So, do you wish you had slept
with more people
before you got married?

Okay. Are you having
a midlife crisis?

Yes, of course.
Obviously, I wish
I'd slept with more people.

Hey, well,
as long as you're alive,

there's always the option
to make a different choice.

Is that an invitation?

Yes.

God. God,
I just love girl energy.

I needed this so bad.
Boys are so gross.
You have no idea.

-I do.
-No, you have a baby.

Wait until he's teenager
and there's cum
in all of his socks.

Then he has to wear 'em.

Girls are softer.

I'm just gonna get back inside
and change into something.

- So, how was the trip?
- So, who is that chick?
She's fine as fuck.

Um, yo, man,
I, I told you she's--

Dude, what you said before
was bullshit,

'cause you both said
different things.

- Hey.
- Hey, hey.

- Hi.
- Yeah.

Yeah, we met in San Pancho.

Dude, what are you getting into,
man?

Please, please, please,

make my terrible,
boring life exciting.

I, I don't know, man.
Look, listen,

I, I don't even know
if I can deliver,
but I'll tell you this,

if you guys don't go,
I don't stand a chance.

Like, come on, man. No.

You know that Tiff doesn't
let me smoke at home.

All right.

I'll get you high...

...but then you guys
need to bounce.

Isn't it--
it's, uh, chilly, huh?

Trips have always saved us,
you know, from murder,

- not from attempting, just from
actually accomplishing it.

You guys seem like
you really like each other,

but I mean, it--
aren't you freezing?

You know,
you guys seem happy, too.

Things aren't always
what they seem.

You know what?

Wow, just got so tired.

I think we're just gonna
call it a night.

Are you okay?
You are acting so weird.

Hey, so, I was wondering
when I'm gonna get paid.

-I, uh...
-It's like 20K.
I mean, we shook on it.

You'll get paid when I get paid.

Well, that deal,
it, it fell through.

You gotta let that go.

You still owe me cash, man.

This isn't
the Ben Williams scholarship

for stoners.

Listen, man.
There should have been language
in the contract

-for a kill fee.
-Who agrees to a deal

with one lump sum
at the end anyway?

I did the work, bro.
You, you owe me 20K
whether you get paid or not.

Okay, listen...
don't worry about it.

It'll be taken care of,
but just do me a solid,

don't bring this up tonight.

-I am gonna get a refill.
-Shh, Kai's sleeping, dude.

What the fuck?
I, I'll meet you outside.

-Hey.
-Hey.

Babe, come here.

We need to meet right now.

Um, they need to go now.

I, I'm trying.
Tiffany's suspicious.

Okay, so is Ben,
but they need to go,
like, fucking now.

Like, now.

-You took the Viagra already.
-Well, I just thought
it was the right time

- because you got--
- Okay, let's just
problem solve, what do we do?

-I gotta empty it like--
-It's too hard.

-Is that even safe?
-I'll go jerk off.
What the fuck I supposed to do?

-I dunno.
-Yeah, but that's why
young people don't take Viagra.

- Dude, what's with the massive boner?
- -Shh.

The baby.

What the fuck leaving me
outside all by myself!

Wow, Ash, how's it going?

You guys...

I'm so tired. Um,

- what-- I think we're just gonna
call it a night.
- Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, let's go.

We should probably
let them rest.

- God, I wish
I needed to rest like that.

You guys leaving so soon?

Oh, yeah, they, um...

-...they have something more in,
so, yeah. Okay.
-Thing.

Yeah.

-Nice to meet you.
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Hey, man, in our orgy fantasies,

-it's you, man.
-Thanks.

And judging by that baseball pad
in your pants,

I'm pretty sure
you can make that happen.

- Mm-hmm.
- Hey...

Hey, we can stick around.

Do you know what?
There was a brief moment.

But, Ben, you fucked it up
like you always do.

-I am so sorry. We are leaving.
Good night.
-Okay.

Hey, don't forget
you owe me 20K.

-Get out.
-I sent you an invoice
this week.

What about 20K?

Oh, shit.

She doesn't know?

Um...

They're returning the product,
it never hit the shelf.

What?

They killed the deal.

There's no money coming in.

They called me yesterday.
I've been trying to figure out
how to tell you.

You had Ben do the contract?

You're not better than me, Mags.

- Seriously, fuck off.
I'm a great lawyer.
- Okay.

Listen, listen, I just,
I didn't wanna ask you,

I didn't wanna ask your dad.
I didn't wanna
ask the company lawyer. Okay?

I really wanted to do this one
on my own.

D-- okay.
Well, you, you can get them
for breach of contracts,

for, for not paying you on time.
You, you know that, right, Ash?

Can you just stop judging me
for 30 seconds?

Everything that I do is,
is wrong to you.

I mean, you think I was trying
to fuck this up?

-Dude, you are a fucked--
-Hey.

You shut the fuck up.

-What is wrong--
-Hi, everyone.

-Hi. Oh.
-How was trivia night?

- Oh, it so good.
- It was good.

So good. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Goodnight.

-Okay. Get out, you guys.
Get the fuck out.
-Right. Okay.

-Right, go.
-Thanks, motherfucker. Get out.

- Adiós.
- Yeah, see ya.

You put that 30
in the deal terms, right?

-How long ago did you sign?
-Mags, stop trying
to solve the problem, okay?

-But we could have
our lawyers look at it...
-Mags, just--

-Mags.
-...or breach of contract

-or we could sue them for--
-Mags.

Stop trying to fix everything.

I don't understand
how you got yourself
in this situation.

Keep blaming me for this
like it's my fault.

Okay, they fucked me over.
What do you not understand?

-This is my first
fucking client.
-This isn't about the money.

It's about how you operate
in the world.

You take no responsibility
and you feel so fucking sorry
for yourself.

-You blame me for everything.
-And you blame everyone else.

You tell me what to do
all the time, every day.

I'm not your fucking assistant.
I don't fucking work for you.

You are exactly like your dad.

I am nothing like my dad.

Don't say that.

You can't take that back.

So you're not impatient?
Totally fucking entitled,

and completely
emotionally abusive?

Is that what you
really think of me?

I bet everything
on this business--

Why can't you just be there
for me? Okay.

Just for, like, 30 seconds
instead of always pointing out
what I do wrong.

I'm literally trying
to help you.

Why do you always
have to make me the bad guy?

Do you know
how much I take care of?

Do you think
I like working for my dad,

who, by the way,
is emotionally abusive?

Do you have any idea
what I have given up

so that you can
pursue your dreams?

You don't think
I carry the weight of that

into every conversation
that I have every day?

So, well...

I'll get him.

Are, are you okay?

-I can total--
-No, no, it's late.

Just please, please stay.

-Stay. Okay? I gotta--
Please stay. Okay.
-Okay.

I wasn't trying--

I know that you,
you never "try" to...

-I just, I feel like I handle--
-That you do so much

and you handle so much
and I handle so little

and everything I do,
I do it wrong.

I, I know, I know.

Do you really hate me?

Sometimes.

You know, I'm not the way

you have me made out
to be in your head.

I know.

Because I feel the same way.

I'm still here because...

...when it's,
when it was good...

...when we were good...

...we were really great.

Something I wanted.

I...

- I think we have to forget
about our threesome fantasies.

I feel like
she gave me permission
to be a version of myself

I actually really liked.

I really liked that version too.

Mags, Ash?

Hey, uh,
I don't wanna interrupt,

but I have to go.

I just wanted
to say thank you so much

for letting me stay
with you guys.

Yeah.

Thanks for seeing
a different side of me.

I really needed that.

- Get in here, Ash.
- Oh.

Hey, all right.

Mm.

All right. Well, that's my Uber.

W-- wait.

Stop. Stop!

- Are you okay?
- Yeah, I just gotta--

- Just relax.
- -Okay, I just gotta breathe.

- I want you to enjoy yourself.
- Okay, okay.

Oh-oh.

O-- Om Jai Jagdish.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Om Jai Jagdish.

Wait, what's Om Jai Jagdish?

Um, it's our, our code word.

No, no. She means our safe word.

Are you okay?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

I'm, I'm, um...

I'm fine. I'm fine.
No, no. No, no, uh...

You do you.

As you were.

That didn't go
how I expected to go at all.

Me neither.

I'm sorry.

Actually...

...I'm not sorry.

It feels good to do something
for me once in a while.

So you started smoking again?

I've been smoking. Two years.

I started after Kai was born,
when I was done breastfeeding.

That time we lost
the nanny and then...

- I just kind of smoke
every time I'm stressed out.

Hey, so, um...

...if you need
to call your dad's lawyers

to help me get outta this shit,
I, I, I get it.

You know, I'm,
I'm an idiot. So, uh...

No. No you're not.

You got this.

-Is that passive-aggressive?
-No.

No. You're a grown man and...

...can figure
your own stuff out.

I'm gonna stop
getting some of your shit.

You know...

...as hard as it is being me...

...I can see how it's probably
really hard being you.

So, um...

- ...you gonna leave me
for a woman?

I don't think so.

Not today, at least.

-We should probably go.
-Yeah.

Hey.

Um...

...I see everything that you do.

And... I am not built like you.

But I'm gonna do more.

I'm gonna be better.

That'd be nice...

...'cause I'm, I'm tired.

I'm really tired.

- Come on, Kai.
- Seven.

You ready, buddy? Hey.

One, two, three, up. Oh!

- Mommy.
- Come on, Kai-Kai.

What are you doing?

Ah, booking a trip to Thailand.

I'm, I'm just kidding.

Thank God.
I, I wasn't so sure
for a second.

Thanks for seeing me.

You mean watching you?

No.

Let's-- stop.

Come on. How was it?

Uh, tell me about it.

-You're curious?
-Yeah, I wanna hear
all about it.

Babe, you were right there.

Yeah, I was right there.
I was right there.

Yeah. I...