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You guys! You guys, oh, my gosh!
Oh, my gosh!
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- What is it?
- What happened, Bebe?
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Clyde just sent me another text.
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Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
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Oh, what's this one say?
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I texted him if he thought
about me all the time,
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and he texted back,
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"It certainly seems
like all the time.
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It's hard to get someone
like you out of my mind.
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Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!
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Doesn't he just send
the best texts ever?
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- Yeah, he does!
- Sure does.
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Yesterday, I texted
him, "How do you know
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you're in love with
me?" And he said,
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"I know I'm in love with you
because spending time with you
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makes me feel like I'm home
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and I can't imagine
life without you."
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-Aw! -That's so sweet!
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Clyde wrote that?
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OMG, Clyde.
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Do you really care
about me that much?
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Does Stan ever talk
to you like that, Wendy?
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No. Every time I send
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Stan a text, he just responds
with a thumbs up emoji.
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Yeah, well, Clyde
is just really into me.
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Oh, he's texting back!
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"Yes, I do care
about you that much.
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You mean a lot to me and
I care deeply about you."
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Aw! Aw! Aw! Aw!
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He sure is
in love with you, Bebe!
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He's a Goddamn dream boat!
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Hey, Stan, is there a
time we could talk today?
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I'm feeling a little insecure
about some things.
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Hey, Clyde, can I talk to you?
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Sure, bro. Well, um,
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Wendy just came up to
me and was acting all hurt
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'cause she thinks I
don't care about her.
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Uh-huh.
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And she said that she wishes
I would reply to her texts
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the way that Clyde
responds to Bebe's.
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So, like... how do you do it?
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ChatGPT, dude.
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ChatGPT? Yeah, dude,
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there's a bunch of apps and
programs you can subscribe
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to that use OpenAI to
do all your writing for you.
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People use em to write
poems, write job applications,
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but what they're really good for
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is dealing with chicks.
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Here. Check it out.
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There's tons of ChatGPT
apps for you phone.
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So, then I can take
whatever latest dumb thing
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Bebe texted me, I copy it,
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then I open the GPT app,
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Click "respond to," paste
her text here, hit "write."
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It just thinks for a second.
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"You would look great
with any length of hair!
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Trying a new look could be fun."
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Copy that into
messages and send it off.
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It's super easy and convenient
and it saves me a ton of time
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because she texts
me so Goddamn much.
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Jesus Christ!
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"I probably won't do it, but
thanks for being supportive."
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Cut. Paste. Write.
Cut. Messages. Paste.
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Send. There.
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All done with her stupid shit.
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This is a real app?
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It'll completely
change your life, bro.
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Just, uh... Just don't
tell anybody, huh?
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If Bebe found out,
I'd be a dead man.
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Keeps me awake thinking back
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Every letter makes
me lose my reason
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Every word is like
your kindest touch
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How much I need you
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Hello?
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Hey, Stan, I didn't get it yet.
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Didn't get what?
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You asked me if I wanted
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a bedtime story about
frogs or a song about swans.
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I said a bedtime story!
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Oh, yeah, I-I wrote it.
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I'll send it to you right now.
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Okay, bye!
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Okay, children
let's take our seats.
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I've graded your midterm essays,
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and I have to say, for the
most part, they were terrible.
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However, there were some
essays that I'm very happy with.
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There was a really
great essay from Clyde
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on the "1840s Labor Unions
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and Their Effect on the
Industrial Revolution."
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Let's hear it for Clyde, kids!
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Great work, Clyde.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Uh-huh. What?
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Someone who never
writes good essays, Butters,
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wrote an amazing piece
on "Post-Cold War Poland
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and the Changing
Provision of Security."
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Check plus, Butters!
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Oh, uh... thanks.
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We also have another student
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who wrote a
shockingly good paper.
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This one's called "A Feminist
Neoliberal Perspective
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of Post-War Afghanistan"
by Eric Cartman!
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Ah, yes, thank you, thank you.
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And this week, we have a new
student to the check plus club.
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For an amazing essay
called "Writing a Policy
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About Improving the
Rights of Migrant Workers."
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Let's hear it for Stan!
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All right, what the
hell is going on?!
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You tell me what's going on!
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Clearly, somebody told
Stan about ChatGPT!
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You guys are using
it to write essays, too!
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Yes, we are all using it,
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and we had a pact that
we wouldn't tell anyone else
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because then everyone
will start using it
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and Mr. Garrison
will figure it out!
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So who blabbed to Stan?
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I just told Stan about it as
a tool to text his girlfriend.
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God damn it, Clyde!
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You don't use an amazing
AI cheating tool to talk to girls!
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You're gonna ruin everything!
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This can't be open
source, you guys!
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If everyone starts
using ChatGPT,
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then we lose our
unfair advantage.
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Oh, God... damn it.
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If they find out that we
don't have to work anymore,
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then they aren't gonna want to
work and then we're all screwed!
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Who's the one who
first found ChatGPT
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and thought to
use it for essays?
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Butters. Right.
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But then Butters
told me about it,
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and I told him not
to tell anyone else!
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Right, but then you went
and blabbed about it to Clyde.
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That's right. I
was a little excited.
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You guys, I'm not
going to tell anyone else!
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You really think I want Wendy
finding out about this thing?
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Fine. So we're
all in it together.
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But you guys need to be
careful what you use it for.
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Because once you
bring girls into things,
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they're gonna ruin it.
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Just like slavery.
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Ugh.
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Ugh, God, I can't take it, Rick!
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What's the matter?
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Oh, it's just grading these
stupid papers all the time!
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I have to read em' all and
comment on each one of them.
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Jesus Christ.
Something's changed,
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and now a few of the kids
are writing these really long,
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detailed essays. I don't
know what's going on.
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I guess I've taught
them really well,
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maybe a bit too well.
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Uh, yeah...
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Have you ever heard of ChatGPT?
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- ChatGPWhoza what?
- The is that?
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There's a few apps
now, really. But see?
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It has AI and takes
any subject matter
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and can instantly give you
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whatever kind of
content you want.
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Wait a minute...
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There's an app
that anyone can use
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that does all the thinking
and writing for you?
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Yeah.
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Well, this is gonna be amazing!
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I can use it to
grade all my papers,
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and no one will ever know!
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Uh, yeah, sure.
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I'll just type the
title of the essay in,
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and it'll generate a comment,
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and I don't even have
to read the stupid things!
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Yeah, and then you'll
have more free time.
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Oh, this is great.
Thanks so much!
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Just got to make sure nobody
finds out I'm being sneaky
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Oh, and... and, hey, Rick?
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Yeah?
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Thanks for all the
replies to my texts today.
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They were really supportive.
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Oh. Yeah. Sure thing.
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This place is good, right?
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Yeah, it's really good.
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Well, I know it's not much,
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but I just wanted to
take you out somewhere
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to say thanks, Stan. For what?
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For stepping up and
working on communication
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when I asked you to.
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Oh, that's cool.
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The things we've
talked about, Stan,
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it's really helping me.
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I don't feel so alone
and misunderstood.
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I've been so scared
for so long to tell anyone
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what happened to
me when I was six.
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Yeah. And...
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everything you had to
say about it was just right.
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It really changed the way I
think about the whole thing.
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Yeah.
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And when you said the same
thing happened to you, I...
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I couldn't believe it.
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Were you at home
when it happened?
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Yep. But you're right.
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We can't dwell on those things.
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You're right
about a lot of stuff.
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There was just that one
thing I don't understand.
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About the boating
accident in Switzerland?
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The boating accident
in Switzerland...
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was tough.
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I thought you said it was great.
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It was great. And very tough.
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But how did it cause the
thing with your cousin?
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Oh, shit. What time is it?
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It's a little after 4:00.
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Oh, shit. My mom
told me to be home
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right at a little after 4:00.
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Sorry, Wendy.
I-I gotta get going.
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No, no, no, that's totally
okay. I gotta get going, too.
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Okay, cool.
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Thank you so much, Stan.
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Thank you for being the
only real thing in my life.
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Shit.
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"Oh, Bebe,
your name is like a song.
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A melody stuck in
my head so long.
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I can't help but smile
when I hear it said...
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Bebe, the name
always in my head."
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Oh, God, so obvious.
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"I dream of spending
my days with you, Bebe.
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In South Park or
anywhere that maybay.
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Talking, laughing,
just being together."
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"In a dream I hope
will last forever."
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Excuse me, Mr. Garrison?
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Mr. Garrison?!
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Oh, yeah. What?
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I'm sorry, but I need to
address your class really quick.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. Go ahead.
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M'kay, kids, I need to
discuss a very serious matter.
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There is a rumor going around
that someone at this school
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is using open AI
technology to do their work.
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Well, that's crazy!
Who would do that?
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Now, I know that everyone
at this school is honest,
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hard-working, m'kay, wouldn't...
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Wouldn't even want
to use this "ChatGBD."
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ChatGPT!
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Oh, m'kay, but the school board
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has decided to call in a company
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that can detect AI in schoolwork
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and make sure
nobody here is cheating.
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They... They are gonna what?
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So we're just gonna collect all
the school work that we can...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
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And we are gonna
have them analyzed
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for any AI contributions, m'kay?
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Well, those are... those
aren't, uh, quite ready.
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Don't worry. We'll get
these all back to you
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after the testers
look through them.
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M'kay, kids, sorry
for the intrusion.
252
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Get back to your day. M'kay.
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God dammit!
254
00:13:51,030 --> 00:13:52,468
I told you guys this
was gonna happen!
255
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What are we gonna do?!
256
00:13:53,707 --> 00:13:55,311
There's nothing
we can do. It's over!
257
00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,616
We've lost our unfair advantage.
258
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That's not what's important.
259
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If they find out I've been
using open AI for class,
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00:13:59,861 --> 00:14:01,566
Wendy's gonna know
I've been using it with her,
261
00:14:01,567 --> 00:14:03,038
and it's gonna crush her!
262
00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:05,078
Dude, same. Bebe's
gonna kill me.
263
00:14:05,079 --> 00:14:06,751
And who's fault
is that, you guys?
264
00:14:06,752 --> 00:14:08,591
I told you that once you
bring women into things,
265
00:14:08,592 --> 00:14:10,899
they ruin it just
like they did slavery.
266
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,170
Okay, Eric, could you explain
267
00:14:12,171 --> 00:14:13,909
exactly how women
ruined slavery?
268
00:14:13,910 --> 00:14:16,418
No, I can't, because I can't
use ChatGPT anymore
269
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'cause we got busted!
270
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,061
Look, maybe...
271
00:14:19,062 --> 00:14:21,469
Maybe this AI-detection
technology won't work.
272
00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:23,208
It doesn't matter
if it doesn't work.
273
00:14:23,209 --> 00:14:24,814
Cat is out of the bag now!
274
00:14:24,815 --> 00:14:26,118
This was supposed
to be our thing
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for us to get ahead, but now...
276
00:14:30,769 --> 00:14:33,010
God dammit, get the out of here!
277
00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:38,428
M'kay, I'm just
a little confused.
278
00:14:38,429 --> 00:14:41,706
You think we shouldn't have
the kids' schoolwork analyzed
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for using AI writing apps?
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Look, it's just...
281
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It's really unfair to the kids.
282
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I mean, what are we saying?
That we don't trust them?
283
00:14:49,567 --> 00:14:51,372
I mean, geez!
284
00:14:51,373 --> 00:14:54,651
But don't you think if kids
aren't writing their own papers,
285
00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:55,922
we should know?
286
00:14:55,923 --> 00:14:57,761
Oh, what are people afraid of?
287
00:14:57,762 --> 00:15:00,069
That AI is gonna
replace real writers?
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00:15:00,070 --> 00:15:01,340
That Hollywood is gonna become
289
00:15:01,341 --> 00:15:03,615
just a bland
recycling of old ideas?
290
00:15:03,616 --> 00:15:06,124
It already is! AI might help it!
291
00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:08,432
Well, I don't know
what you want me to do.
292
00:15:08,433 --> 00:15:10,037
Yes?
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00:15:10,038 --> 00:15:11,609
Mr. Mackey,
the technician
294
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from the school advisory board
295
00:15:13,115 --> 00:15:15,189
just pulled into
the parking lot.
296
00:15:28,201 --> 00:15:32,316
Someone here using AI
technology to do their classwork?!
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00:15:33,553 --> 00:15:36,395
If there is ChatGPT
being used here,
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I will find it.
299
00:15:38,069 --> 00:15:39,740
Shadowbane! Fly!
300
00:15:50,579 --> 00:15:52,016
Uh, hello.
301
00:15:52,017 --> 00:15:53,756
I'm the counselor here
at South Park Elementary.
302
00:15:53,757 --> 00:15:57,134
This is one of our
teachers, Mr. Garrison.
303
00:15:57,135 --> 00:15:58,906
I...
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have been hired by the
Park Country School Board
305
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to determine if any students
306
00:16:02,888 --> 00:16:07,402
are using generative AI
technology to do their work.
307
00:16:07,403 --> 00:16:09,945
Uh, yes, we're excited
to work with you.
308
00:16:09,946 --> 00:16:11,584
We have a lot of
great students here.
309
00:16:13,759 --> 00:16:16,936
It only takes one student.
310
00:16:18,274 --> 00:16:20,248
And then it spreads
like a cancer.
311
00:16:22,122 --> 00:16:23,558
Come, Shadowbane!
312
00:16:23,559 --> 00:16:26,870
Let us find this
ChatGPT-using cheater!
313
00:16:35,443 --> 00:16:38,085
I'm gonna get fired. That's it.
314
00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:41,797
Mr. Garrison, can I talk to you?
315
00:16:41,798 --> 00:16:43,303
Oh, is it important, Stan?
316
00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:45,811
'Cause I'm kinda dealing
with some stuff right now.
317
00:16:45,812 --> 00:16:47,718
Yes, it is important.
318
00:16:47,719 --> 00:16:51,063
You know, when you've
done something wrong,
319
00:16:51,064 --> 00:16:52,200
sometimes the best thing to do
320
00:16:52,201 --> 00:16:54,542
is just come out and admit it.
321
00:16:54,543 --> 00:16:56,716
Okay.
322
00:16:56,717 --> 00:17:00,295
Okay, you're right.
How did you find out?
323
00:17:00,296 --> 00:17:02,202
Clyde told me about it.
324
00:17:02,203 --> 00:17:05,245
I came to you because if they
find something out about me,
325
00:17:05,246 --> 00:17:06,549
and you punish me,
326
00:17:06,550 --> 00:17:08,658
it's gonna really hurt Wendy.
327
00:17:08,659 --> 00:17:11,133
I don't wanna
punish anyone, Stan.
328
00:17:11,134 --> 00:17:13,641
I completely understand. You do?
329
00:17:13,642 --> 00:17:16,016
Sure, I think most
the world does.
330
00:17:16,017 --> 00:17:18,591
I mean, why does it
matter who uses AI apps?
331
00:17:18,592 --> 00:17:21,435
It's just like having a
good writer's assistant.
332
00:17:21,436 --> 00:17:23,208
Yeah, like a good
writer's assistant.
333
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,214
Yeah! I mean,
you're still the one
334
00:17:25,215 --> 00:17:27,690
taking the time to, like,
push the buttons and stuff.
335
00:17:27,691 --> 00:17:29,296
Yeah! So you really don't think
336
00:17:29,297 --> 00:17:30,667
Wendy would be upset
that I used ChatGPT
337
00:17:30,668 --> 00:17:32,640
to respond to her texts?
338
00:17:32,641 --> 00:17:34,480
Hold on. People can use it
339
00:17:34,481 --> 00:17:36,253
to respond to other
people's texts?!
340
00:17:43,613 --> 00:17:46,956
Rick! That lying piece of shit!
341
00:17:46,957 --> 00:17:48,362
But we were just saying
it was understandable...
342
00:17:48,363 --> 00:17:50,369
No! This is totally different!
343
00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:53,446
Whoever uses it for
messages is a monster!
344
00:17:55,788 --> 00:17:58,229
M'kay, everyone,
please just stay calm.
345
00:17:58,230 --> 00:17:59,734
They got him!
346
00:17:59,735 --> 00:18:01,499
They found the kid
that's been using AI apps.
347
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:06,089
Get back! Get back, all of you.
348
00:18:06,090 --> 00:18:08,765
I have the student
isolated inside.
349
00:18:08,766 --> 00:18:11,475
W-What exactly have you found?
350
00:18:11,476 --> 00:18:13,482
We went through
thousands of papers.
351
00:18:13,483 --> 00:18:16,057
But then Shadowbane
detected Chatbot writing
352
00:18:16,058 --> 00:18:17,796
in this student's phone.
353
00:18:19,303 --> 00:18:22,312
There, you see?
She's going crazy.
354
00:18:22,313 --> 00:18:23,718
Oh, no.
355
00:18:27,431 --> 00:18:29,537
What is going on?
356
00:18:29,538 --> 00:18:31,109
Oh, God. No, no, no, no.
357
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,585
The GPT stuff on her
phone didn't come from her.
358
00:18:33,586 --> 00:18:35,893
Keep all the children
back, Mackey.
359
00:18:35,894 --> 00:18:37,365
We can't let it spread!
360
00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:40,509
I will go inside and
get her confession.
361
00:18:58,840 --> 00:19:01,281
You have been cheating
on your schoolwork.
362
00:19:01,282 --> 00:19:03,054
No, I haven't. Say it!
363
00:19:03,055 --> 00:19:05,495
You have used ChatGPT
to write your essays for you.
364
00:19:05,496 --> 00:19:07,837
Now humble yourself
before the school!
365
00:19:07,838 --> 00:19:09,643
I write my own essays.
366
00:19:09,644 --> 00:19:11,350
I don't know what to do.
367
00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:13,925
I'm not creative enough
to think of a way out of this.
368
00:19:13,926 --> 00:19:15,966
Wait. That's it.
369
00:19:42,458 --> 00:19:44,197
Once upon a time,
370
00:19:44,198 --> 00:19:47,307
there was a boy named
Stan who lived in South Park.
371
00:19:47,308 --> 00:19:49,615
Stan loved his
girlfriend very much,
372
00:19:49,616 --> 00:19:52,693
but lately he hadn't
been truthful with her.
373
00:19:52,694 --> 00:19:54,700
One day, when
Stan got to school,
374
00:19:54,701 --> 00:19:56,874
he was approached
by his best friend.
375
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:58,914
Dude, did you hear what
happened to your girlfriend?
376
00:19:58,915 --> 00:20:00,252
No, what about her?
377
00:20:00,253 --> 00:20:02,158
Dude, she got caught
cheating on her essay.
378
00:20:02,159 --> 00:20:05,604
Just then, Stan noticed a
commotion down the hallway.
379
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:08,179
This student is going
to jail for cheating.
380
00:20:08,180 --> 00:20:10,889
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
381
00:20:10,890 --> 00:20:13,398
Hold it right there!
382
00:20:13,399 --> 00:20:16,241
Look, everyone, we can't blame
people who are using ChatGPT.
383
00:20:16,242 --> 00:20:17,813
It's not their fault.
384
00:20:17,814 --> 00:20:19,419
Well, whose fault is it?
385
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,923
I'll tell you who.
386
00:20:20,924 --> 00:20:22,930
It's the giant tech
companies who took open AI,
387
00:20:22,931 --> 00:20:25,138
packaged it, monetized it,
and pushed it out to all of us
388
00:20:25,139 --> 00:20:27,145
as fast as they could
in order to get ahead.
389
00:20:27,146 --> 00:20:29,319
Open AI is so powerful
that it has to be something
390
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:31,527
that everyone can use,
control, and contribute to.
391
00:20:31,528 --> 00:20:33,467
Or else AI will be
controlled by corporations
392
00:20:33,468 --> 00:20:35,708
who just want an unfair
advantage like Cartman does.
393
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:37,983
Hey! Screw you, you dumb Jew!
394
00:20:37,984 --> 00:20:39,521
We don't want big corporations
395
00:20:39,522 --> 00:20:41,395
deciding what's ethical
and acceptable for AI.
396
00:20:41,396 --> 00:20:43,000
We were all taken advantage of,
397
00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:44,472
and that's why my girlfriend
would totally understand
398
00:20:44,473 --> 00:20:46,579
that I used ChatGPT
to respond to her texts.
399
00:20:46,580 --> 00:20:48,252
That's right!
400
00:20:48,253 --> 00:20:51,095
Well, I guess we can
let you go now, ma'am.
401
00:20:51,096 --> 00:20:53,537
I will find these tech companies
who are trying to use open AI
402
00:20:53,538 --> 00:20:55,912
for their own gains,
and I will stop them!
403
00:20:55,913 --> 00:20:59,290
M'kay, kids, I think we
can all go home, m'kay?
404
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:00,962
Everyone was happy,
405
00:21:00,963 --> 00:21:04,107
and Stan's girlfriend
completely forgave him.
406
00:21:04,108 --> 00:21:05,645
Thanks for saving me, Stan.
407
00:21:05,646 --> 00:21:07,753
You're welcome, sweetheart.
408
00:21:07,754 --> 00:21:09,391
Class dismissed!
409
00:21:09,392 --> 00:21:11,332
Yay!
410
00:21:18,357 --> 00:21:20,429
Boy, I'm sure glad
that's over with.
411
00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:21,968
Yeah, but...
412
00:21:21,969 --> 00:21:24,143
I'm still really not sure
what just happened.
413
00:21:24,144 --> 00:21:25,681
Well, now at least we
know that sometimes
414
00:21:25,682 --> 00:21:27,153
a good ol' thumbs
up from a human
415
00:21:27,154 --> 00:21:29,027
is better than a
machine-generated lie.
416
00:21:29,028 --> 00:21:31,201
Yeah.
Yeah, you're right, Stan.
417
00:21:31,202 --> 00:21:33,141
I love you.
418
00:21:33,142 --> 00:21:36,051
Dude, how did you
pull all that off?
419
00:21:36,052 --> 00:21:38,025
ChatGPT, dude.
420
00:22:05,395 --> 00:22:13,415
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