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♪ I'm goin' down to South Park,
gonna have myself a time ♪
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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
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♪ Humble folks
without temptation ♪
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♪ Goin' down to South Park,
gonna leave my woes behind ♪
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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
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♪ People spouting,
"howdy, neighbor!" ♪
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♪ Heading on up to South Park,
gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
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♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm!
Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
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♪ Come on down to South Park
and meet some friends of mine ♪
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Hey, dudes. Hey, what's up?
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Just wondering if
you guys have seen me
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and Tolkien's latest Tiktok?
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You guys made another TikTok?
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I think it's really
our best one yet!
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Yeah, nobody really gives a
shit about your TikToks, guys.
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Hey, really great TikTok,
guys! - Oh! Thanks!
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Yeah, it was pretty
amazing. Awesome!
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Well, anyway you guys gotta check
it out when you get a chance!
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See ya later!
Yeah, see you guys!
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Hey fellas! Loved
that last TikTok!
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Thanks, Butters!
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara!
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Kochi, kochi, kochi!
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Sayonara!
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Konnichiwa!
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Sayonara...
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What the is this?
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Seriously, what the
is this?
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Have you guys noticed
that Kyle and Tolkien
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are, like, doing
everything together lately?
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Yeah, they're quite the
little team, aren't they?
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I, uh... I'm gonna
inside, guys.
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I'm gonna get some
homework done.
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Wow. I feel really
bad for Stan.
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It's gotta be hard to
suddenly have your best friend
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always hanging
with someone else.
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Mrph.
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I gotta see if there's
some way I can help.
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There's a little voice inside me
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that can't stand to
see my friend suffer.
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Mrph rmh rmphm?
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I'm gonna go be
a good Christian.
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Okay, just the woodwinds
for this section.
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Hey, Tolkien! What's goin' on?
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This is the brass section.
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Yeah, I know. I was just...
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I was noticing that
you're kind of hanging out
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a lot with Kyle lately.
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Is there a problem with that?
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No, I think it's amazing.
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It's awesome that someone
like you could be okay
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with someone like him,
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given all the new
information lately.
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You know, the stuff
that's come out about
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how the Jews stole the
Black race's identity,
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that the lost tribes of Judah
were actually all Africans.
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You didn't hear about this?
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Black people are
actually the Jews
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and people like Kyle have
taken that from them?
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Stop talking to me. When
the Jews came to America
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to escape persecution
in World War II,
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they found that Blacks were
already the underclass in America,
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so they had to invent
a story for themselves
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which they can make
everyone believe...
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because
Kyle runs Hollywood!
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Kyle runs Hollywood, Tolkien.
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Hey, Stan.
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Guess what. I have
some good news for you.
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What?
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A little magic fairy told me
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that you and Kyle are gonna
get back together soon.
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I don't care that Kyle is
making TikToks with Tolkien.
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Yes, you do.
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But don't worry, Stan. It's
almost Valentine's Day.
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And the little
angel on my shoulder
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says that Kyle is gonna come
running back to you any minute.
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Hey, Stan.
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Oh.
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Hey, Kyle.
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Rm! Uh-huh.
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Well, dude, you wanna
sit down? Oh, no sorry.
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I was actually just seeing if you
had a phone charger I could borrow.
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Me and Tolkien are making
another TikTok video
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and my stupid phone died!
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Oh. Yeah. Sure.
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Thanks, dude!
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Tolkien, I got one, dude!
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The is going on?
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Well, um, I'm gonna head
back to class, guys.
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I don't get it. The little
cupid is always right.
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Mrph rmhmhm rm.
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Why didn't Tolkien listen?
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Did you tell him about
the Black Hebrew tribes?
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Yeah, I told him
everything, Cupid Ye!
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Tee hee hee!
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And did you tell him
how the Jews stole
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Black people's identity?
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Yeah, but it didn't
work, Cupid Ye.
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That's okay, Eric!
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Remember, being a
good Christian means
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helping people even
when it's hard.
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You're right, Cupid Ye.
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Can you help make sure
Tolkien hears our message?
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Spreading information
is like spreading love.
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I'll help you get
the word out, Eric!
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Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
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♪ All the pretty girls walk
like this, this, this ♪
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♪ This, this ♪
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♪ Pretty girls walk like
this, this, this, this ♪
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Wow, that's so cool, Tolkien.
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Look how many likes we're
getting for this one!
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Hey, Kyle, you got a minute?
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Yeah. What's up?
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Well, there's this
rumor starting
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to go around the school.
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Kids are saying that, like...
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I don't know, that,
like, you run Hollywood?
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What?
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I told Scott that that's
just people being dumb
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and he shouldn't listen
to stuff like that.
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But... Scott and I do
have this sweet movie idea
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about a dude who
has guns for hands
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and we have the first
20 pages written, so...
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You don't really run
Hollywood, right?
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I'm not even going to
justify that with a response.
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Because repeating
a derogatory slur,
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even for the purpose
of refuting it,
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can make stupid people
think it's valid!
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Holy shit. Kyle
runs Hollywood.
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Kyle runs Hollywood, and
you up the pitch!
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How'd I up the pitch?!
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You gotta tell him
what the stakes are.
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People who make movies, they
just care about the stakes!
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The guy has guns for hands!
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Mr. Cartman, did you or did you
not tell students at this school
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That Kyle runs Hollywood?
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I think I did say that, yes.
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And why would you say
such an intolerant,
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offensive thing like that?
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Somebody runs Hollywood.
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Lots of people run Hollywood!
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Yes, lots of...
people like Kyle.
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Mr. Cartman you are on dangerous
frickin ground here, buddy!
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I'm sorry, why is
it so offensive
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to say who runs Hollywood?
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People like Hollywood.
Hollywood's cool.
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The Jews should be honored
to be in charge of it.
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Hey! I am telling
you right now, Eric.
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The next time anyone
says anything about
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Kyle running
Hollywood, that person
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Is gonna have two
months detention.
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Two months?!
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Jesus, Mary mother
full of grace.
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You guys really
take this seriously.
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Please help me be the
best Christian I can be.
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All I want is to help people,
but nobody understands.
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Please, I can't do this alone.
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Tee hee hee!
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There you are, Cupid Ye!
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Sorry, Eric, I was just busy
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praising our Savior's
name in the music studio!
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The Principal said
I can't talk about
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Kyle running Hollywood
anymore, Cupid Ye!
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Well, of course, Eric!
They're trying to silence you.
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That's what they do.
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Who's they?
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Oh right... them.
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Tee hee hee! Jews!
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But Cupid Ye, I have to
get to Tolkien or else
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Stan is gonna be sad forever!
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Okay! I'll help you help
your friend however I can.
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You're such a good
Christian, Eric.
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Thanks.
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Just don't do anything
too drastic, okay?
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What do you mean?
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I dunno know, it's just...
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ever since you changed your
name and got all into Jesus,
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you've been acting a little
bat shit crazy, Cupid Ye.
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Tee hee hee!
Don't worry, Eric!
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I'm gonna make
everything better!
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Praiiise Jesus!
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Tee hee hee! Tee hee hee hee!
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The true Jews of Israel
are your Black ancestors...
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Tee hee hee..
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Huh?
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You think you and Kyle
make TikToks together?
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Kyle only cares about money.
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Tee hee hee...
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Mmm?
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Think about it.
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Are you really making
TikToks together,
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or is Kyle profiting off of you?
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It's just like the
lost tribes of Israel.
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Kyle wants to take all the
credit for what you doing.
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Tolkien?
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Oh, Jesus!
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Hey, I didn't see you
at the playground.
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Thought we were doing
that morning TikTok.
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Oh yeah, sorry.
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I didn't get the best
sleep last night.
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Everything okay?
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Hey, Kyle! How's
it going, man?
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Good, Jimmy. How are you?
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Great! F-F-Fantastic!
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Is there something
you wanted, Jimmy?
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Oh, yeah!
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I just realized that I've
never given you my headshot.
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You know, just in case
anything ever comes up.
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Anything like what?
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Anything like...
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Anything you might
need my headshot for.
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Jimmy, I do not run Hollywood!
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Well, that's not what
everyone's saying.
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Everyone! I do
not run Hollywood!
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Get a clue!
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God dammit! This thing
has gotten out of control!
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Ah, it's not a big deal.
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It's a huge deal!
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It's an attack on my
ethnicity, Tolkien.
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You don't understand!
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I don't understand?
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Yeah, Tolkien.
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There's lots of Black
people in the NBA,
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But nobody says, "The NBA
is run by Black people!"
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That's because the NBA
is run by white people!
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Okay, yeah, good point.
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Look, I'm sorry.
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You wanna just go make
the morning TikTok?
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Yeah, sure. We
still have time.
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Cool, come on.
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Stan?
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Sometimes, Jesus works slowly.
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Stop talking to me.
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Hey, Ger. You got
a minute to talk?
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Yeah, what's up, Randy?
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Look, I...
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I know that boys will be boys
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and as parents, we
can't always control
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what their personal
decisions are.
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No, of course not.
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I just want you to
know first off that...
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your son is a great kid.
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You know, Stan and Kyle have
always been really close,
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and I know their friendship
has meant so much.
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What's happened, Randy?
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Well, Gerald, I don't know
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if you can just talk
to your son but...
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can we just admit this whole
woke thing isn't working?
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Woke thing?
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I mean, it's been
great in so many ways,
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but now it's like every
movie and every TV show.
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You know, it's like, you
can see through it now.
254
00:11:20,265 --> 00:11:21,805
Audiences want to
be entertained.
255
00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,247
They don't want
to be preached at,
256
00:11:23,248 --> 00:11:24,990
and if you're just
doing shows and movies
257
00:11:24,991 --> 00:11:26,800
that have like an
agenda, it's like...
258
00:11:26,801 --> 00:11:29,147
It's going to keep failing.
259
00:11:29,148 --> 00:11:30,923
Randy, what are
you talking about?
260
00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:33,135
Box office is down,
people are tuning out.
261
00:11:33,136 --> 00:11:35,449
You know it's what killed
the Marvel franchise.
262
00:11:35,450 --> 00:11:37,895
And just as a side note,
I'm gonna say it out loud.
263
00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:41,180
"Avatar 2" sucked. It
just sucked, Gerald.
264
00:11:41,181 --> 00:11:42,723
Someone had to be
brave enough to say it.
265
00:11:42,724 --> 00:11:45,204
God dammit! I do not
run Hollywood!
266
00:11:45,941 --> 00:11:47,583
Gerald, can you talk to him?
267
00:11:47,584 --> 00:11:48,924
Kyle, what is he talking about?!
268
00:11:48,925 --> 00:11:50,533
He's just being an idiot
269
00:11:50,534 --> 00:11:51,807
and listening to what
Eric Cartman said!
270
00:11:51,808 --> 00:11:53,751
I did not hear it
from Eric Cartman.
271
00:11:53,752 --> 00:11:56,902
I heard it from a prominent,
respected artist on television.
272
00:11:56,903 --> 00:11:58,343
Who?!
273
00:11:58,344 --> 00:12:00,791
Our next guest is a world
famous rapper and artist
274
00:12:00,792 --> 00:12:03,103
who claims that the
Jews run Hollywood.
275
00:12:03,104 --> 00:12:05,215
What exactly do
you mean by that?
276
00:12:05,216 --> 00:12:08,031
Well, mostly I just mean
that Jews control everything
277
00:12:08,032 --> 00:12:09,807
we see on TV and the movies.
278
00:12:09,808 --> 00:12:12,086
And why do you not want to
show your face right now?
279
00:12:12,087 --> 00:12:13,763
Well, that's 'cause
there's this one Jew...
280
00:12:13,764 --> 00:12:15,539
Um, his name is Kyle.
281
00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:18,456
And he can totally retaliate me,
'cause he like, runs Hollywood.
282
00:12:19,932 --> 00:12:21,808
Yeah, and Jews try to
silence people all the time.
283
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:23,048
Especially Black people.
284
00:12:23,049 --> 00:12:24,891
Yeah, especially Black people.
285
00:12:24,892 --> 00:12:26,903
That's because of all the
new information lately.
286
00:12:26,904 --> 00:12:28,680
The new information about
how the chosen people
287
00:12:28,681 --> 00:12:29,685
were actually Africans.
288
00:12:29,686 --> 00:12:30,925
So, you know, Black people
289
00:12:30,926 --> 00:12:32,300
have really been
hurt by the Jews.
290
00:12:32,301 --> 00:12:34,345
Yeah, so Hitler actually
wasn't a bad guy.
291
00:12:34,346 --> 00:12:36,188
Yeah, so... Whoa,
whoa, Cupid Ye.
292
00:12:36,189 --> 00:12:37,462
That's going a bit too far.
293
00:12:37,463 --> 00:12:38,970
He's just trying to be shocking.
294
00:12:38,971 --> 00:12:40,981
What are you watching, honey?
295
00:12:40,982 --> 00:12:43,028
I have no idea.
296
00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,205
♪ Mommy? ♪
♪ What is it, Caillou? ♪
297
00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:53,753
♪ Can I get Roblox
on my Xbox? ♪
298
00:12:53,754 --> 00:12:56,435
♪ Sure thing, Caillou,
as long as it's free ♪
299
00:12:56,436 --> 00:12:58,982
♪ Oh, for sure,
it is for free ♪
300
00:12:58,983 --> 00:13:00,826
Okay, wait, wait,
cut. Hang on.
301
00:13:00,827 --> 00:13:02,838
Let's try it again. I
think you forgot the words.
302
00:13:02,839 --> 00:13:05,116
Yeah, sorry. I'm just tired.
303
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,457
I didn't get the best
sleep last night.
304
00:13:06,458 --> 00:13:07,966
Maybe I should do the mom part.
305
00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:09,542
Nah, you do the kid
part. It's funnier.
306
00:13:09,543 --> 00:13:12,424
Okay, yeah. I guess
you call the shots.
307
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:13,900
What's that supposed to mean?
308
00:13:13,901 --> 00:13:16,581
Just means you're in charge.
309
00:13:16,582 --> 00:13:18,089
Oh, I'm in charge,
310
00:13:18,090 --> 00:13:19,766
Like I control things?
311
00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:22,313
Huh, are you gonna start
saying I run Hollywood now too?
312
00:13:22,314 --> 00:13:23,922
I didn't say you run Hollywood.
313
00:13:23,923 --> 00:13:26,067
And honestly, I'm getting
kind of sick of hearing it.
314
00:13:26,069 --> 00:13:27,341
You're sick of hearing it?
315
00:13:27,342 --> 00:13:28,816
Yeah, I'm sick of hearing it.
316
00:13:28,817 --> 00:13:30,358
Oh, my God, are you
listening to yourself?
317
00:13:30,359 --> 00:13:32,604
You of all people should
have some compassion.
318
00:13:32,605 --> 00:13:34,649
Oh, really? Why me
of all people, Kyle?
319
00:13:34,650 --> 00:13:36,190
You seriously don't know why?
320
00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,369
You know that Jews have
stood alongside Blacks
321
00:13:38,370 --> 00:13:40,146
since the Civil Rights
movement began, right?
322
00:13:40,147 --> 00:13:41,822
What does that have
to do with anything?
323
00:13:41,823 --> 00:13:43,766
I'm just saying I thought
you'd be a better friend.
324
00:13:43,767 --> 00:13:45,074
'Cause you're like...
325
00:13:45,075 --> 00:13:48,057
'Cause I'm like what? Black?
326
00:13:48,058 --> 00:13:49,934
Oh my God, this is so awesome.
327
00:13:49,935 --> 00:13:51,375
Whatever, Tolkien.
328
00:13:51,376 --> 00:13:52,616
Now you're gonna
act like I somehow
329
00:13:52,617 --> 00:13:53,889
did something wrong to you.
330
00:13:53,890 --> 00:13:55,599
No, you didn't do it to me.
331
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,308
It just seems to work out that
way all the time for you people.
332
00:13:57,309 --> 00:13:58,649
You people?
333
00:13:58,650 --> 00:14:00,292
No, it works that
way for you people!
334
00:14:00,293 --> 00:14:02,604
You know what? I don't wanna
make TikToks with you anymore!
335
00:14:02,605 --> 00:14:04,382
I don't wanna make
TikToks with you anymore!
336
00:14:04,383 --> 00:14:05,689
Good!
337
00:14:05,690 --> 00:14:07,902
Good!
338
00:14:09,578 --> 00:14:10,884
We did it.
339
00:14:10,885 --> 00:14:12,427
I can't believe we did it.
340
00:14:12,428 --> 00:14:15,510
Praise Christ! They'll
probably never talk again!
341
00:14:15,511 --> 00:14:17,857
And now Stan can have
his best friend back.
342
00:14:17,858 --> 00:14:21,108
Yeah, and we can
spread our Nazi message
343
00:14:21,109 --> 00:14:22,315
all over the world!
344
00:14:22,316 --> 00:14:24,394
Whoa, whoa, okay, Cupid Ye.
345
00:14:24,395 --> 00:14:25,901
You mean our Christian message.
346
00:14:25,902 --> 00:14:28,617
It's the same thing. Christian
message, Nazi message.
347
00:14:28,618 --> 00:14:30,327
Hitler was a great Christian.
348
00:14:30,328 --> 00:14:31,835
Cupid Ye, are you okay?
349
00:14:31,836 --> 00:14:33,142
Do you need to, like,
talk to somebody?
350
00:14:33,143 --> 00:14:34,651
I mean it.
351
00:14:34,652 --> 00:14:36,394
People have to die so that
the better races can live.
352
00:14:36,395 --> 00:14:40,148
Okay, Cupid Ye. Time
to go back inside.
353
00:14:40,149 --> 00:14:41,991
Tee hee hee hee! Tee hee hee!
354
00:14:41,992 --> 00:14:43,869
Come on, let's go, Ye.
355
00:14:43,870 --> 00:14:45,176
I don't think so, dawg!
356
00:14:45,177 --> 00:14:48,092
Let's go torch
some mother!
357
00:14:56,004 --> 00:14:58,283
Deathcon one, bitches!
358
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:00,763
Yeeee?!
359
00:15:04,954 --> 00:15:07,736
Yeeeeeeeeeeee!
360
00:15:07,737 --> 00:15:09,513
Oh, shit.
361
00:15:12,597 --> 00:15:13,703
Yeah?
362
00:15:16,452 --> 00:15:17,960
Stan! We aren't safe!
363
00:15:17,961 --> 00:15:20,071
What?
364
00:15:20,072 --> 00:15:21,479
He's totally gone crazy.
365
00:15:21,480 --> 00:15:22,988
I don't think I can
reason with him anymore!
366
00:15:22,989 --> 00:15:24,060
Reason with who?
367
00:15:24,061 --> 00:15:25,636
Stan, listen to me.
368
00:15:25,637 --> 00:15:27,748
There's someone who's been
messing with Kyle and Tolkien.
369
00:15:27,749 --> 00:15:30,765
He said it was to be a
good Christian, but...
370
00:15:30,766 --> 00:15:33,278
But I think he's just been
using Christianity as an excuse
371
00:15:33,279 --> 00:15:35,190
to be a racist piece of shit.
372
00:15:36,396 --> 00:15:37,737
What did you do?
373
00:15:37,738 --> 00:15:39,513
Not me, Stan!
374
00:15:39,514 --> 00:15:43,033
This is going to be extremely
hard to believe, but...
375
00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:44,440
There's a little magic angel
376
00:15:44,441 --> 00:15:46,888
that comes each year
around Valentine's Day.
377
00:15:46,889 --> 00:15:49,603
He spreads love and brings
lonely people together.
378
00:15:49,604 --> 00:15:50,943
But this year is different.
379
00:15:50,944 --> 00:15:53,223
Cupid me found Christ
and changed his name.
380
00:15:53,224 --> 00:15:56,340
And I have to find a way to
get him back on his meds.
381
00:15:56,341 --> 00:15:57,782
Dude, Cartman, are you okay?
382
00:15:57,783 --> 00:15:59,257
Do you need to, like,
talk to somebody?
383
00:15:59,258 --> 00:16:01,335
Stan, do you believe
in Santa Claus?
384
00:16:01,336 --> 00:16:02,542
Yeah.
385
00:16:02,543 --> 00:16:04,151
Do you believe in
the Easter Bunny?
386
00:16:04,152 --> 00:16:05,559
I guess so.
387
00:16:05,560 --> 00:16:07,805
Then believe that tomorrow
is Valentine's Day...
388
00:16:07,806 --> 00:16:10,318
and there's no telling what
Cupid Ye is capable of.
389
00:16:19,882 --> 00:16:21,960
Happy Valentine's Day, Clyde!
390
00:16:21,961 --> 00:16:23,905
Here's a Valentine for you, Red!
391
00:16:25,949 --> 00:16:28,631
Ah, Valentine's
day. Isn't it nice?
392
00:16:28,632 --> 00:16:30,274
Love is in the air!
393
00:16:35,805 --> 00:16:37,815
♪ Dee deet deedle-y doo! ♪
394
00:16:37,816 --> 00:16:39,893
♪ I ain't sayin'
she's a gold digger ♪
395
00:16:39,894 --> 00:16:42,375
♪ But she ain't messin'
with no broke Jew ♪
396
00:16:46,330 --> 00:16:47,871
Who is it? Tee-hee-hee!
397
00:16:47,872 --> 00:16:49,547
Hey! Asshole!
398
00:16:49,548 --> 00:16:51,893
Other people need to
use the bathroom, too!
399
00:16:59,068 --> 00:17:01,145
Whoa... Dude...
400
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,922
Happy Valentine's Day, bitch!
401
00:17:02,923 --> 00:17:04,162
What the hell?!
402
00:17:04,163 --> 00:17:05,637
How about a little
anti-Semitism?
403
00:17:05,638 --> 00:17:06,911
Ugh!
404
00:17:08,957 --> 00:17:11,872
Aahghgghgh!!!!
405
00:17:11,873 --> 00:17:13,682
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
406
00:17:15,359 --> 00:17:16,699
Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
407
00:17:26,991 --> 00:17:28,432
What is that?!
408
00:17:33,628 --> 00:17:34,867
Tolkien!
409
00:17:34,868 --> 00:17:36,342
Tolkien, I need to talk to you.
410
00:17:36,343 --> 00:17:37,616
About what?
411
00:17:37,617 --> 00:17:39,895
Tolkien... I owe
you an apology.
412
00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:41,705
Someone has been
messing with you...
413
00:17:41,706 --> 00:17:42,979
and it was all for me.
414
00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:44,554
I don't get it.
415
00:17:44,555 --> 00:17:47,270
I've been jealous about
you and Kyle's TikToks.
416
00:17:56,958 --> 00:17:58,668
Tee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee-hee!
417
00:18:07,819 --> 00:18:09,293
Attention, students!
418
00:18:09,294 --> 00:18:11,740
There is a giant
bee in the school!
419
00:18:11,741 --> 00:18:13,818
Get somewhere safe!
There's a giant bee!
420
00:18:13,819 --> 00:18:15,495
Oh, Jesus, here it is!
421
00:18:15,496 --> 00:18:17,238
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee!
422
00:18:17,239 --> 00:18:19,450
Oh,
God! It's a bee!!
423
00:18:19,451 --> 00:18:21,395
Look, there he is!
424
00:18:24,881 --> 00:18:26,859
What do you think
you're doing, Kyle?
425
00:18:28,401 --> 00:18:29,640
W-What do you mean?
426
00:18:29,641 --> 00:18:31,618
A "Lord of the Rings" prequel?!
427
00:18:31,619 --> 00:18:33,494
What were you thinking??
428
00:18:33,495 --> 00:18:36,109
How many more superheroes
do you think we need?!
429
00:18:36,110 --> 00:18:37,852
Mario
Brothers, Kyle?!
430
00:18:37,853 --> 00:18:41,038
You seriously can't do
better than Mario Brothers?!
431
00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:45,696
That's enough, you guys!
432
00:18:45,697 --> 00:18:46,735
Tolkien?
433
00:18:46,736 --> 00:18:47,943
I'm sorry, Kyle.
434
00:18:47,944 --> 00:18:49,518
It's not his fault, it's mine!
435
00:18:49,519 --> 00:18:52,066
I was jealous of you
guys and your TikToks.
436
00:18:52,067 --> 00:18:55,417
What are you waiting for?!
Let's jack up these mofos!
437
00:18:55,418 --> 00:18:58,133
Holy shit! What
the hell is that?!
438
00:18:58,134 --> 00:18:59,843
Cupid Yeeeeeeee!
439
00:19:03,866 --> 00:19:06,044
Time to take your meds.
440
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,289
No! Those are how
people control me!
441
00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:11,240
You're taking your meds,
Ye, one way or another!
442
00:19:16,034 --> 00:19:17,373
No! I'm not taking...
443
00:19:17,374 --> 00:19:18,581
You're taking your
medication! Let me go!
444
00:19:18,582 --> 00:19:20,055
I'm not t... You're
taking it, Ye!
445
00:19:20,056 --> 00:19:22,134
Swallow it! Swallow it!
446
00:19:22,135 --> 00:19:23,407
Swallow it! Swallow it!
447
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,632
Ye? Ye?
448
00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:41,207
Eric?
449
00:19:41,208 --> 00:19:42,581
Cupid me?!
450
00:19:42,582 --> 00:19:44,627
You guys! It's
Cupid me! He's back!
451
00:19:46,035 --> 00:19:47,777
What day is it?
452
00:19:47,778 --> 00:19:50,525
Why it's Valentine's
Day, Cupid me!
453
00:19:50,526 --> 00:19:51,799
Valentines Day?!
454
00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,878
Well, then, I need
to get to work!
455
00:19:53,879 --> 00:19:56,090
Tee-hee-hee-hee!
Tee-hee-hee! Yeah!
456
00:19:57,398 --> 00:20:00,313
Tee-hee-hee-hee! Tee-hee-hee!
457
00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,665
We have a young man who
is joining us here today
458
00:20:09,666 --> 00:20:12,381
to talk about stereotypes
459
00:20:12,382 --> 00:20:14,693
and the harm that
they can bring.
460
00:20:14,695 --> 00:20:18,181
Young man, what is your message?
461
00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:21,431
My message is, we can't
control what people say.
462
00:20:21,432 --> 00:20:25,755
So we have to be smart about
what we choose to believe.
463
00:20:25,756 --> 00:20:27,801
If one idiot says
that a certain group
464
00:20:27,802 --> 00:20:30,482
"runs Hollywood," look into it.
465
00:20:30,483 --> 00:20:34,270
With very minimal effort, you
will find that "Hollywood"
466
00:20:34,271 --> 00:20:35,678
is a multi-tiered industry
467
00:20:35,679 --> 00:20:37,187
run by tens of
thousands of people
468
00:20:37,188 --> 00:20:40,337
from all over the world.
469
00:20:40,338 --> 00:20:43,387
In the past, Jews were shut
out of most professions.
470
00:20:43,388 --> 00:20:45,667
So they came to dominate
vaudeville, which back then
471
00:20:45,668 --> 00:20:48,248
was considered too low-brow
for good Christians.
472
00:20:48,249 --> 00:20:50,025
Those Jews eventually moved West
473
00:20:50,026 --> 00:20:51,735
and started the
first movie studios
474
00:20:51,736 --> 00:20:54,383
when movies were also considered
work for the underclasses.
475
00:20:54,384 --> 00:20:55,790
And their descendants
476
00:20:55,791 --> 00:20:57,734
are now a decent
percentage of the thousands
477
00:20:57,735 --> 00:21:00,686
of people of all races
that make Hollywood run.
478
00:21:03,032 --> 00:21:05,210
This young man
479
00:21:05,211 --> 00:21:08,227
has said in plain words what
so many of us in Hollywood
480
00:21:08,228 --> 00:21:11,377
have been trying to get
people to understand.
481
00:21:11,378 --> 00:21:14,059
To hear it all so plain,
and so passionate.
482
00:21:14,060 --> 00:21:17,076
This kid thinks about things
the way we all need to.
483
00:21:17,077 --> 00:21:18,518
You know what I think?
484
00:21:18,519 --> 00:21:20,462
I think this kid
should run Hollywood!
485
00:21:20,463 --> 00:21:22,070
Yeah!
486
00:21:25,591 --> 00:21:27,467
Whoa, whoa...
Wait, what? Whoa.
487
00:21:27,468 --> 00:21:29,746
- Let him run Hollywood!
- Yeah! Give the kid a shot!
488
00:21:29,747 --> 00:21:32,697
- Come on!
- Let him do it!
489
00:21:32,698 --> 00:21:34,540
God damn it.
490
00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:36,652
Let the Jew run it!
491
00:21:36,653 --> 00:21:38,797
Let the Jew run it!
492
00:21:38,798 --> 00:21:40,876
Let the Jew run it!
493
00:21:40,877 --> 00:21:43,021
Let the Jew run it!!
494
00:21:43,022 --> 00:21:45,033
Let the Jew run it!
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