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Michell taking the inside

taking the lead going into the last time

in the tree

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yes bird this season

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hey Dad

we'll see you at the weigh station okay

catch anything midgets are you going out

of my weight Detlef go on who's stopping

you

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Ryan

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and make sure you wash under the fenders

and wax when you're finished dad you

lost it last week you never drive it let

this be a lesson to you Ryan Mitchell

you be more careful on that bike and

always wear your helmet in trouble again

little bro

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listen young man I don't want to have to

tell you again is little baby gonna cry

now surprise party

give me that where's the party Ryan the

waterpark

don't forget your floaties may I be

excused finish your plate

remember Holly's first grade birthday he

gave her a noodle necklace that you

spray-painted gold wussy your mother

told you to finish your plate I'll be in

by 10:00

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I want you in when the streetlights come

on but Garrett gets tilt in Gary's older

than you I'm almost 12 dad in Ryan no

riding to the mall you stay within your

boundaries take care of nicole's and

wear your helmet and take a jacket it's

cold out there kids

oh really maybe ride to the mall

Oh fair not wearing this dumb helmet

hey twink hey Mitchell hey guys

cccc cool yes it's a miracle we're

invited to the birthday party of the

hottest girl in Baku okay perfect so I

drew it we got to be cooler for on

Holly's party Louise eel

I saw can go bone on the burial ground

probably his brothers yeah I heard he

chopped him up and do a hundred pieces

yeah my mom said his brother had

leukemia that's what they want you to

think

come on let's get to the fort okay quit

following us

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I wish we could live in the fort no

parents or jerk Big Brother's messing

with us stay out all night and go to the

wall whenever we want

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what you just kicked your butt again

he's bashing our fort flashing our faces

hey kiss my you're dead midgets

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get inside

you know debt also fried his place Oh

way more than a black eye

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no way there's dead Indians in there

don't look at me

move it or you're both dead meats

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no one's been in here for years whoa

this place is full of ghosts this is way

cool Wow

yeah what is this place

some kind of cave

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he's got a serial killer

where'd he go to get his hatchet

we were you going to find leo are you

crazy he's crazy

yeah but he's got the flashlight

whoa I bet this leaves brother Ryan

gotta get out of here come on guys

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careful tingles you think it's alive let

me out

careful it's very fragile hey guys look

at that

I bet this is Leo's hideout

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street lights in ten minutes I'm history

if I'm late again

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I was doing was wishing for Twinkie why

make a wish

wait we don't even know what it is

I wish still we shut up shut up why

didn't work that time

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how do that like a birthday wish

silent five minutes let me have another

wish its to stern no way what if I only

get three that's only if there's a genie

how do you know that's what for a

baseball team yeah stews right we'll put

it back until tomorrow

club secret can't tell anyone about this

cool cats club okay

oh man that was so spooky

oh man we're screwed I remember it's our

secret let it rise

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where's my where's my helmet you're

grounded mister but Dad no buts

inside a week

listen when you're older you understand

I can hear you Gary don't you ever

forget it

jerk what was that

nothing

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and turn

knows what tomorrow

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I got two weeks twinky got life i can't

miss the party to find out anything on

the glass I'm still surfing all right

see it the bus

so stay with me

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I don't want to have to tell me what

kids the baby can cry now

no run into the ball take care of the

calls where you're helping take a jacket

you're grounded mister you're all

understood

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you don't miss the bus I know the bus is

late yeah lucky for me I owe you and

stay away from my girlfriend or I'll pop

your head like a zit why'd your

girlfriend later you won't

believe this it's incredible

it's called the wishing glass ours is

orange wheel it's evil it turns read it

belonged to the most powerful and named

chief in the world the chief believes

the glass came from the Sun to help make

it rain didn't they have any rain no

they needed it desperately

fortune-hunter so around the world came

to wish for witches their evil wishes

turned the glass we'd and drained it of

its good energy so then it couldn't make

it rain no it could only make evil

things so the chief stopped all wishes

and held on to the glass for years and

it slowly regained its orange glow when

he died they buried him in the evil of

the glass forever Wow so that's the

chief and the cave let's collect some

wishes

didn't you hear me the glass is evil

when I use it is orange yeah it doesn't

have to be evil but evil always comes

out we have to leave it alone

absolutely for that

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you see mom or dad

no and the TV doesn't work

Oh Mitchell what's going on

in there Stas boy

you see your parents this morning

no twink yeah it's gonna kill you not if

he's not here what's going on Mitchell I

snuck out last night made a wish a wish

we please not to use it chill still

you'll like it no I won't when I ground

it anymore

how come I made all the adults and

teenagers disappear

it's party time boys

Oh

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Oh dip dip

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you keep on file constrain you're gonna

end up

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hey guys oh no the wish off why is

Leo still here because he's just a kid

Yeah right mentally you idiot

mentally maybe maybe we should go talk

to him now Ryan come on let's go to the

mall maybe the key is with him when you

disappear where do you think they

disappeared to it's like the x-file

yeah Mitchell your desk didn't work

give me that we should taste whether we

can get them back they could be watching

us right now like ghosts I bet there are

some kind of time-warp I'm gonna be

there tiny

bye honey I should kiss I'm serious

Twinkie what if they're you know good I

didn't wish for that Stu I just wish

they disappear yeah hey just wish they

disappear Imogen can't just disappear it

has to go somewhere

relax till after Holly's party we'll get

him back

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houston we have ignition copy that

we got plastic

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are you sure you know what you're doing

no problem right petals - yes

what

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Ryan what are you doing uh the order the

mom want to come you can't drive

yeah you dad's gonna kill you no he's

not where are the parents what's going

on Ryan top-secret government stuff

you're full of it Mitchell come on guys

I guess they don't want to know about

operation kids world I do okay professor

what's operation kids world oh well

Stu hacked into the government's

computers found out they were using pine

harbor as our top secret test zone to

see if kids can survive on their own

without adults I thought it was a hmm is

this true Ryan did you see your parents

this morning or the garbage man

why do you think the bus didn't show so

you guys comin or what yeah yeah in the

back

Holly you can sit up here dude

Brian this is way cool

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Kapow

rocket in the order to the body

please jump into the freakin

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there's a party going on

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I looked at the top he was a call at the

three

no rest at all easy to see

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how's it going leo yeah

what are you doing out here waiting

waiting for Mom

shouldn't you wait inside I'm always

outside thanks for helping us yesterday

you really saved our butts

do you go to that burial ground a lot

outside always outside outside outside

outside

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if you need anything you can come to my

house okay

see ya

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you gotta tell

it's going

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anything not yet oh man

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it's okay

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quiet

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my dad dress is pretty lame here put

this also you don't get cold I've never

been in a different house before no way

you've seen here with him in the house

yeah really I can't just leave them in

the rain why not what I kill you in your

sleep you can sleep here yeah brother

run away um kinda

no my dad run away you say I

you're not a leo

my brother you got sick go to heaven if

you need me

mitt throw at the end

took

mama always tuck

ha ha Maya we brothers

five

good night Leah

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always odd okay brother

come to Papa this is way cool

alright what do you want I can't sleep

until dad makes me my book well they

have not here read yourself but I don't

read too good I'm not dad Nicole I don't

have to read you your book

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hey leo why'd you take off outside

always outside mom says always wait

outside

how'd you like to go fishing with us

Oh today work I'll let you drive I never

drive well neither did I list you can

reach the pedals ask mom what's he still

doing here

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surprised to see me fatso how old are

you 14 what's it to you

geek faced English nerd take a hike debt

loss he look that is sprung a leak

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where'd all the old people go bad boy we

use the wishing this time you're gonna

pay

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he's teenage I don't get it

he's lying he turns 13 next month this

ain't over

I'll fix you and the he's the

where you going twink

hey just gonna hang out wait it's cool

see you guys later

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I'll shovel I'll be his biggest washed

no Shack

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it was around here right yeah they just

disappeared you're both useless

where'd he go

I don't know they must have another

Dumbarton escape

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you guys want to come over tonight to

your house huh sure

meet us at 8:30 8:30 cool and bring

Twinkie Twinkie the girls invited us to

Holly's tonight and Paula seemed to make

sure you come no he's right

she really acts for me yeah and you

don't have to worry about debt loss if

you want use the glass and turn them

into a cockroach

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I can't believe we're actually in Hawley

Peterson's house at night what about a

camera would you to chill these girls

are usually hanging out with eight

graders here is Holly be here

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mitii for what truth or dare and how

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bust it I'll bust you she started it did

not get tell it we're gonna find out

what this thing is we've got to get one

of the turds out from under the

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no it's twenties turn

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you're gonna dare are you gonna check it

out all right dad oh you better get him

good

I dare you to go in the closet and

flames kiss Holly

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I should have picked shirts we don't

have to it's okay they won't know he

didn't say how long it has to be it

could just be a millisecond they already

kissed me once remember when we got

married when I was in the first grade

and you're in kindergarten oh yeah oh no

slobbering all over each other you're

right

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maybe news medicine you to stay with us

to be quiet why mom isn't at home come

on

oops

listen we better take home for plum is

an antibiotic

don't be late yeah me Trevis pH Illinois

TOI end reduces - seizures commonly used

with mentally handicapped just give them

another pill

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you really scared us sorry

it's not your fault you better check

this out Mitchell

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there are no uses on this I is pili over

12 and I bet if I'm gonna cross-check

there's no one over 12 and you where in

the world

I'll check street cam really is a kid's

world I just wanted the parents around

here gone and stupid Gary you've got to

get the parents back Ryan now but

Holly's party isn't until Saturday

we're grounded remember what about the

government and the police and the

President and everything that means

watching what if I mean you can you

power plant explodes the president

disappeared - my mom says he's a jerk

Ryan okay Stu's right but we'll just get

the president back

let's go you want to go now yes it's the

middle of the night

I'm not New Zealand it isn't don't kids

one day appear inspector boy you guys

what general first class

what I want to go with showers Shaq

soccer swim

I guess he followed me you swollen the

club we wouldn't use it so did Ryan he

used it idiot both of you cool it

he's the one who went psycho well I'm

not the clueless wonder who gave get

lost the glass he doesn't know how to

use it he'll find out well we have to

get it back before he does

he'll never give it back he hates his

parents calm down still I told you we

shouldn't have used it I want you about

to evil you're having just as much fun

as us we can solve this guys for the

cool cats Club right

you made this miss Mitchell you clean it

up still please what if he busts it how

we gonna get our parents back then I

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promise to eat all my vegetables then

I'll do all my chores and I won't fight

with my brothers now clean my room every

day just please God make my mom and dad

come back okay

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have I done

so Ryan how we're gonna get the glass

back I got a plan I'll demand he'll give

it back Justin had a plan it's a suicide

you just stop your head got a better

idea

no but Stu probably just maybe that's

him still

hey hey want to go for a ride sure

there's Paul around she's home looking

after her baby sister I'll get the car

keys let's just take our bikes okay okay

ready what about the wishing glass you

go to Stu's think of a plan I'll be

there a little bit what happened to cool

cares Club that's still us unless

Holly's around Stu's right this is all

your fault

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what's with him I don't know he doesn't

want to grow up come on do as me tweet

come on open up Hey

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do you miss your parents no I mean this

is great isn't it it's kind of fun

having sleepovers but I can't wait till

my mom gets back I miss her do you

promise not to get mad if I tell you

something sure

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Ryan what's happening to me

whoa stop it

do you know how to call the government

people there aren't any what do you mean

we made the whole government thing up

then where did my mom and dad go you're

not gonna believe this but we found a

magical glass it made all the parents

disappear what why did you do that

because my dad grounded me and Gary was

picking on me and I really wanted to go

to your party I felt that you wouldn't

like because I'm younger than you

Ryan you have to make him come back now

I can't I kind of lost the glass why not

my parents coming home I don't know but

I'll take care of you no you won't you

can't you're just a kid

you're nothing to lie on Mitchell you're

a liar and I never miss you again wait

wait I'll get them back somehow

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mr. drinking

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still pick up the phone

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why is that you understand cuz I

how to beat our leo

they messed up real bad

I'm so sorry

and that easy

everybody hates me

not brothers

you'd hate me if you know I did mom says

never hate you

you can wish for anything in the world

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my mom my dad

shower this morning

never gonna get that glass back

never say never always keep your head up

Oh

that's what mom says

she's right for making sure mom back for

you leo

I promise

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you guys stay here

Stuart Winkie comes so um I went to debt

loss

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follow by sustain it's okay I always saw

them soda why

you can ride Gary's bike always how men

always wrong doesn't it's okay

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bison

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better start singing before your pekka's

shrivel up for good

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you won't believe what we got sperm

around us don't for years might have

benchers feed the pork stir tell me how

this wishing glass works fatso

tell me and I'll call them off

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good Popeye yours mine dad - we have to

get her to the hospital yeah dog turd

I can't Oh No

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don't wait untie me and I'll show you

how to use the clerk don't untie him

don't

twinky give it to me it's really simple

you're oversized if face pea-brain the

wish has to be silent

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Deadmeat geek I'll never eat again

I can't believe you just did that

Twinkie that was the smartest thing I've

ever seen

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they kill us we have to give a call in

the hospital

hurry how'd you get that

Twinkies brain or ridiculous brawn

I owe you twitch oh no just make things

right and wish exactly like you did the

first time

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we need a doctor we all do Ryan there

are no doctors there has to be that's

what's happening to Holly why does she

look like that how are you 13 today is

my birthday what's happening still it

disappearing when they become teenagers

Holly's 13 tomorrow if we don't get the

glass back everyone on earth is going to

vanish easy boy drop it nice tongue

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you're gonna be okay Nikki mom and dad

are coming home you're gonna be okay

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watch her okay legal okay

thanks brother

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boy

whoa

nothing right at us

get you two new outfits girls

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every minute he has the glass it's evil

powers become stronger and stronger

we'll never get the glass back never say

never

right leo now that's a wishing glass no

that's just my mom's lamp Leo it doesn't

have any powers

ten is twice as big or two that's it

Leo you're brilliant I have the biggest

wishing glass in the world

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he's got his own military base he's got

his own hotdog stand

all I wait for was a Twinkie what a

meanie

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first take control of Pine Harbor then

Washington and then I become the

president of kids bro

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look at the glass yeah when it couldn't

make it rain anymore so now it can only

make evil wishes it didn't bring them

right and now won't bring our parents

back as a debt love cares

his parents are always away we're in big

trouble

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yes this is where we get the glass back

I think we need reinforcements

the girls it's not stay here

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you to go you to go

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chicks foot

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it isn't midgets want a new dress try

that again debt loss I'll turn you into

a cockroach I got the wishing glass

remember that puny thing this is the

most powerful whooshing glass in the

world that's bigger than yours quiet

idiots

mine works fine sure it does I bet you

can't even make your brain yeah right

watch this

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where's the rain dead loft

making it rain is simple now

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it's gonna rain so hard

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I don't believe it it is raining

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don't just stand there get that grass

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I'm stuck too

see abusers forget this

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I'm over what Mitchell pancake coming up

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keep it

turn around

I'll forget it useless

Oh

Oh No

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Oh No

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again midgets I'm through playing with

you Mitchell

say your prayers what's this that that's

just something my mom kept for Christmas

you're dead Mitchell you want this

you're gonna to fight me for it fair and

square

are you crazy you've got the glass

don't miss get lyin

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if I lose tournament or maggot

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going on storm it

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get out of here

leave me alone fair and square remember

help me get in there shorty this isn't

fair

see how it feels

yeah I hope so come on let's get our

parents back

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still it's not working the Calla the

evils too strong what do we do we gotta

reverse the power how if one come here

put your hand on the glass

still got the right color we need more

chance

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we need more good energy so where do we

get more energy Mouse just sat there and

then then that Mouse cloud on top of it

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come on

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hang on the glass

now everybody wish for the one thing

that you want in the whole world

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you're okay what are you doing

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Oh Ludo

if you ever want me to read to you just

tell me King Gary nothing you could give

me no keys anytime you want

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Brian what'd I tell you about shoes in

the house young man I'll never do it

again I promise

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Brian coming did you do this I'll pay

for it you bet your butt I'm gonna pay

you for this I could never get this

shine gosh did you use

it's called wishing wax

well it sure does wonders you have no

idea what do you say we go out on the

boat this weekend really yep

right after that birthday party you're

going to all right I missed you dude we

missed you too so no thanks we're

getting luck

way to go slim stir hi hey Cece see

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who's that with Liam ah who's that well

my god

my dad came back

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thanks for the necklace

better been noodles whatever happened to

the wishing glass

I put it back where it belongs you know

we never really got our kiss

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let's go for me

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sometimes

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we

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