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[ Crow caws ]
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Whoa, easy there, girl.
Save some for the rest of us.
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I think Taco Jason's
is under new management.
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There's something different
about their tacos.
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I think they're skimping
on the mayonnaise. Here, try it.
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Oh, wait.
I know what it is.
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It's not fake cheese anymore.
I liked the fake cheese.
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It made the fake beef
taste like real beef.
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[ Chuckles ]
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♪♪
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What do you mean you got your
driver's license?!
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Well, you guys weren't around,
so I asked Sue to take me.
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I passed!
-Yeah, we saw that.
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Brick,
that is not okay!
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If your parents
say no to something,
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that doesn't mean you go get
your sister to do it!
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I really thought
you'd be fine with this.
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I mean, didn't I prove
my trustworthiness
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when I stole back our car
from the Glossners?
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I'm sorry,
but there are steps
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to getting
your driver's license.
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We gotta put you
on our insurance,
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make sure the car is tuned up,
alert the neighbors...
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What did you think
you were gonna do, Brick,
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secretly drive around
for the next 75 years
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without us noticing?
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Sorry, pal.
You're grounded.
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Two weeks.
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That means no library,
no seeing Cindy after school,
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no --
I don't know what else you do.
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Oh, well. At least it gets me
out of prom this weekend.
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Wait, what? Prom?
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I thought that was just
for juniors and seniors.
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No, 'cause of budget cuts,
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there's only one dance a year
now, so everybody gets to go.
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Well, you have to go
to prom.
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I don't care about prom.
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Well, you should.
It's a major life event.
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You don't want to
miss that.
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I mean,
prom at the same time
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you actually have
a girlfriend?
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What are the odds of that
ever happening again?
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-But I'm punished.
-Well, now you're unpunished.
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He has to go
to prom, Mike.
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You're sending
very conflicting messages.
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What's not to get?
You're grounded until Saturday
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and then you will go
to prom, mister.
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♪♪
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I smell like
unlimited baked beans
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and my feet
are killing me.
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Rough day
at the Cattle Prod?
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They had a special --
four steaks for $8.
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I had a party
of eight people,
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so I ended up carrying a tray
with 32 steaks on it.
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Well, 29 after I slipped on
that puddle of Thousand Island.
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Well, allow me to be
the first to welcome you
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to the world of poorness
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and its never-ending string
of crappy jobs.
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It's just having a job
makes you so busy.
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I can't do anything
I want to do anymore,
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like gold-dust facials,
or closing my eyes
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and ordering things off Amazon
just to see what I get.
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I mean, I didn't even take Sue
out for her 21st birthday.
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Oh, don't sweat that.
I didn't take her out either.
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[ Laughs ]
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But you still got her
something, right?
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No.
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Axl, she's your sister.
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You have to do something.
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It doesn't have to be big, it
just has to come from the heart.
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♪♪
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So...what's the plan
for tomorrow?
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What do you mean?
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For prom!
How are you gonna ask Cindy?
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Oh. I was gonna say, "Cindy,
do you want to go to prom?"
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[ Sighs ] Wrong.
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Look, I'm on Facebook
all day at work
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so I can see what everybody
else's kids are doing.
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You can't just ask her,
you gotta do a promposal.
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You know, normally I enjoy
a good portmanteau,
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but I gotta say, that one
just feels a little forced.
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No, it's fun!
You gotta be creative,
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like filling Cindy's locker
with something.
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Shrimp?
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I was thinking
more like roses.
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Oh, I saw this one where
this guy got all his friends
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to lie down on
an empty football field
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and they spelled out "prom"
with their bodies,
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and they video'd the whole thing
with a drone
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and then they showed it on
the scoreboard at halftime.
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I wish I could've
just been punished.
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[ Sighs ]
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Frankie: Lexie's little talk
got through to Axl
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in a way that, funny enough,
mine never do.
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And he decided he should do
something nice for Sue.
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Hey, just so you know,
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it's not like I completely
forgot your birthday.
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I got you a present.
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You did?!
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Oh...yeah.
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Well, I don't have it now.
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So I'll give it to you
next time I see you.
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[ Gasps ] Well, happy birthday
to me two months ago.
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[ Squeals ]
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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-Bye.
-Bye.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What are you doing?
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Oh, this? Well, you told me
I have to do a promposal,
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so I'm going
as Bernie the Bookmark.
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I'm gonna wait till lunch
so there's a big crowd,
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then I'm gonna ask Cindy to
"save a place" for me at prom.
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It'll be a new "chapter"
in our relationship.
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Pretty good, huh?
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Brick, a promposal
has to be elegant.
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Something the girl will remember
for the rest of her life.
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[ Marching band drums playing
steady beat ]
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♪♪
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[ Drum roll ]
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[ Thwack! ]
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[ Thwack! ]
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[ Thwack! ]
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[ Thwack! Thwack! ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Cynthia Violet Hornberger,
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would you do me the honor
of accompanying me to prom?
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♪♪
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No.
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All: Aww.
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[ Indistinct conversations ]
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-Whoa!
-Dad, you went too far!
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I know, I know.
It's -- rrgh!
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I'm not used to this stupid
remote your mom got.
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The buttons are tiny
and there's too many of 'em.
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-Oh, Axl! Hi!
[ Door closes ]
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I came home after my class,
so now you've seen me...
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Yeah.
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You said you were
gonna give me my present
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the next time you seeme,
and as you can see,here I am.
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Oh, right.
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Right. Well, it's not
really so much a thing
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as it is more
of an experience.
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[ Gasps ]
An experience!
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But it's pretty involved, so I'm
still working out the details.
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[ Gasps ] Details!
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[ Squeals ]
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♪♪
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[ Door opens ]
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♪♪
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[ Door closes ]
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Sooo?
How'd we do?
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Not good.
She said "no."
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[ Gulps ]
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What?
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I don't understand,
it was such a good idea.
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Was it, Mom?
Was it?
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I mean, is she going
with somebody else?
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Did she say why?
I don't get it.
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You look so good
in that tux.
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You can't even tell a dead guy
was almost buried in it.
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I was going to ask
for an explanation,
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but after I gave the drummers
and the flag girls
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their 10 bucks,
Cindy was gone.
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It's fine, I didn't really want
to go to prom anyway.
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Ah, dames.
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I'm over 'em.
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No, Brick, you can't give up.
You gotta try.
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Remember that one time
in gym class
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you didn't want to climb
the rope and I made you do it?
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What happened?
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My hands slipped and I burned
my privates on the way down.
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But you got to stay in bed
for a week and read.
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That was a good week.
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See? Moms know stuff.
Now go get your girl.
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♪♪
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♪♪
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[ Whispering ] Axl.
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Hi, Axl. Axl.
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Axl.
-[ Snorts ]
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[ Normal voice ]
Hi. Good morning.
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Okay, so I'm super excited
about my birthday experience,
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but I have
a few questions --
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What do I need to wear?
Are there water elements?
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Do I need to wear a bathing suit
under my clothes?
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Are there fluffy animals
to pet?
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Also, do I need to bring
my chigger spray
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in case we're gonna
roll through the grass?
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Uh...there's still
a few things to sort out.
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I'm gonna make
a few phone calls.
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But it's definitely happening
this Saturday.
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[ Gasps ]
Saturday is great.
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What time? 9:00?
10:00? 11:00? 12:00?
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1:00?
-Stop!
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It's at 1:00?
I love 1:00.
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Okay, I don't really think
I should say much more
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'cause I don't
want to spoil it.
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That is a great idea.
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I can't believe I have to wait
till Saturday.
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But it's okay. The longer things
take, the better they are!
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[ Squeaks ]
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[ Exhales deeply ]
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♪♪
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Okay, what's the current
status of prom?
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Because if Cindy
doesn't want to go,
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my hairdresser has
a niece who will.
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She's slightly odd,
she got kicked by a donkey.
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But it won't affect
her dancing.
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Actually, it's hard
to get her to stop dancing.
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No need.
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After much negotiation, Cindy
has agreed to go with me.
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Really? That's great!
What made her change her mind?
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An old pal o' mine
named Bernie the Bookmark.
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Seriously?
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Never bet against Bernie.
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Okay.
Well, this is good.
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So you'll come over here,
take pictures...
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Oh, you know
what you should do?
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Invite your old
social-skills group over
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and we'll host
a pre-prom party.
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Oh, that'd be fun! You haven't
seen them for a while.
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Prom is not just
for the cool kids, you know.
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It's for everybody.
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That statement could
not be less true,
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but I admire
your optimism.
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♪♪
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Ohh!
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I'm ready!
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You're a little late,
but that's okay.
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What's with
the basketball?
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[ Gasps ] Is it part of
the birthday extravaganza?
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Is it a clue?
Are we getting ready to bounce?
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[ Chuckles ] No. No. The ball
is just to throw you off.
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[ Laughs ]
Is today Saturday?
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[ Chuckles ]
Very funny, Axl.
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Can I just say, I never expected
anything like this from you.
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This is so much better
than any old present.
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The fact that you'd want to do
this means so much to me.
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Okay, I am ready to experience
my experience.
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Well, I don't want you to guess
where we're going, so...
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[ Clears throat ]
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Oh!
Ah-ha-ha-- ahh!
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-Yeah.
-It's starting!
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Ha-ha!
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Ahh!
-All right.
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-Ohh!
-Okay.
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Okay, I don't even know
where we are.
249
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Are we still in the house?
250
00:09:34,182 --> 00:09:35,575
Whoa!
251
00:09:35,618 --> 00:09:38,316
♪♪
252
00:09:42,364 --> 00:09:43,670
Mike, you're not
Frankensteining
253
00:09:43,713 --> 00:09:45,149
the old remote
back to life.
254
00:09:45,193 --> 00:09:47,238
Just call it.
-I'm not givin' up, Frankie.
255
00:09:47,282 --> 00:09:49,719
This is the best friend I ever
had, I'm not letting it go.
256
00:09:49,763 --> 00:09:51,286
Nice to know
where I stand.
257
00:09:51,329 --> 00:09:53,505
You're a close third, second
if you hold the light still.
258
00:09:53,549 --> 00:09:55,725
[ Groans ]
259
00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:57,858
Come on, buddy,
stay with me.
260
00:09:57,901 --> 00:09:59,729
Stay with me.
261
00:09:59,773 --> 00:10:01,862
Okay, I can't say it
enough --
262
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:05,300
this is the most wonderful thing
you've ever done for me.
263
00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:07,650
It's such an amazing feeling
to just let go
264
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:09,826
and trust in
another human being.
265
00:10:09,870 --> 00:10:12,176
And to have that other
human being be your brother?
266
00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,396
You know, I feel like this
has brought us even closer,
267
00:10:14,439 --> 00:10:16,920
if that's even possible.
What is this?
268
00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,748
[ Gasps ] Are we at
an amusement park?
269
00:10:18,792 --> 00:10:20,663
Tell me
this is a giant teacup!
270
00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,578
No, that would've been good,
though.
271
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:24,449
Ooh, we're moving again!
272
00:10:24,493 --> 00:10:26,016
This is thrilling!
273
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:29,019
All right, this next part
is gonna be intense,
274
00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:33,371
so just have a seat for a moment
and catch your breath.
275
00:10:33,415 --> 00:10:36,157
Ooh, okay.
[ Squeals ]
276
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,288
Stay.
277
00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:38,681
Okay.
278
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,423
Ooh.
Oh, what is this?
279
00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:44,034
Is this for me?
[ Chuckles ] Ooh.
280
00:10:44,078 --> 00:10:47,516
Mmm, cookie dough!
281
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:50,475
My third-favorite flavor!
How did you know?
282
00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:51,781
Here, Axl, want some?
283
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:55,089
♪♪
284
00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:58,179
Okay.
Axl, don't hog it all.
285
00:10:58,222 --> 00:11:00,050
Oh!
286
00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:02,096
All right, we don't want to
wreck your appetite
287
00:11:02,139 --> 00:11:03,706
for what's next.
-Ooh.
288
00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,795
[ Whispering ] What's next?
289
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:09,669
♪♪
290
00:11:09,712 --> 00:11:12,019
[ Gasps ] Here he is!
Are you excited?
291
00:11:12,062 --> 00:11:13,934
Yes. I'm right in the middle
of the rising action,
292
00:11:13,977 --> 00:11:15,718
where the protagonist
is experiencing great --
293
00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:19,461
[ Sighs ]
How 'bout experiencing prom?
294
00:11:19,504 --> 00:11:20,897
[ Doorbell rings ]
295
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:22,246
That's my cue.
296
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:28,165
♪♪
297
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:29,471
Cindy? Wow!
298
00:11:29,514 --> 00:11:31,734
Hello, Mrs. Heck.
299
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:34,041
My mother says never go
to someone's house empty-handed,
300
00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:36,260
so here.
301
00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:40,656
♪♪
302
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,702
Cindy,
you look gorgeous.
303
00:11:42,745 --> 00:11:44,747
I wanted to wear my hat,
but my mom said no.
304
00:11:44,791 --> 00:11:45,879
My ears are freezing.
305
00:11:45,922 --> 00:11:47,837
Hm.
Here's your flower in a box.
306
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,885
Brick, you have to
pin it on her.
307
00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,321
Oh. Sorry.
308
00:11:53,364 --> 00:11:58,195
♪♪
309
00:11:58,239 --> 00:12:03,418
♪♪
310
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:08,902
♪♪
311
00:12:08,945 --> 00:12:10,425
[ Doorbell rings ]
312
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:14,429
♪♪
313
00:12:14,472 --> 00:12:15,778
Hey, Mrs. Heck.
314
00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:17,475
Hey.
315
00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:18,738
It's Zach.
316
00:12:18,781 --> 00:12:22,263
It is?
Oh, wow...hi!
317
00:12:22,306 --> 00:12:24,656
And -- And Henry and Scott --
is that you?
318
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,397
Wow, you guys have done
some growing.
319
00:12:26,441 --> 00:12:27,572
[ Chuckles ]
Come on in.
320
00:12:31,402 --> 00:12:33,013
Hey, Brick,
how's it going?
321
00:12:33,056 --> 00:12:35,406
Hi. Hi.
Good to see ya.
322
00:12:35,450 --> 00:12:37,931
Hi, Mrs. Heck. I just wanted to
thank you for having us over.
323
00:12:37,974 --> 00:12:39,454
I really appreciate it.
-Oh, this?
324
00:12:39,497 --> 00:12:41,630
Oh, I just wanted y'all
to have a place
325
00:12:41,673 --> 00:12:43,850
where your posse could hang.
[ Chuckles ]
326
00:12:43,893 --> 00:12:45,808
Are you hungry?
I got some licorice
327
00:12:45,852 --> 00:12:47,810
'cause I know
you only eat red food.
328
00:12:47,854 --> 00:12:50,117
[ Laughs ] You're right.
I totally used to do that!
329
00:12:50,160 --> 00:12:51,945
I can't believe
you remembered.
330
00:12:51,988 --> 00:12:53,511
No, trust me,
I eat everything now.
331
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:54,817
[ Door opens ]
-Axl: All right...
332
00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,558
Where are we now?
333
00:12:56,601 --> 00:12:59,169
[ Sniffs ] Smells musty.
[ Gasps ] Are we in a cave?
334
00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:04,392
[ Gasps ]
This feels expensive!
335
00:13:04,435 --> 00:13:06,437
Are we in a fancy
hotel lobby?
336
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:09,049
[ Gasps ]
I hear people.
337
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:10,964
Is this a surprise party?
Is it a disco theme?
338
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:13,053
Oh, it's a surprise,
all right.
339
00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:17,187
Hey, Zach, I got a tiny saucer
of goldfish
340
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:18,841
and you can eat it
right out of the dish.
341
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,451
[ Chuckles ]
Oh, my God.
342
00:13:20,495 --> 00:13:22,192
I don't do that
crazy cat stuff anymore.
343
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:23,411
Oh.
344
00:13:23,454 --> 00:13:25,282
I think we all outgrew
our little quirks.
345
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:26,370
Oh.
346
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,546
Hey, guys, gather 'round!
347
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:32,376
Did you know bell peppers were
four cents a pound in 1932?!
348
00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:37,947
♪♪
349
00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:42,299
[ Exhales sharply ]
Sue...
350
00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:44,824
I can think
of no better place
351
00:13:44,867 --> 00:13:48,392
for your big birthday
extravaganza...
352
00:13:48,436 --> 00:13:49,611
Mm-hmm.
353
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:52,005
...than where it all begins
and ends...
354
00:13:54,790 --> 00:13:56,792
So that is why,
355
00:13:56,836 --> 00:13:59,229
from the bottom of my heart,
356
00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:00,883
I give you...
357
00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,103
[ Sighs ] ...your room.
358
00:14:05,148 --> 00:14:07,803
Seriously?!
You've got nothing?!
359
00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:11,459
You had nothing?!
How could you do this to me?!
360
00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:13,548
Why would you
lead me on like this?!
361
00:14:13,591 --> 00:14:16,072
On my 21st birthday!
362
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:19,510
For your 21st birthday,
I got you a monogrammed tie clip
363
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:22,470
and an hour in a flight
simulator
364
00:14:22,513 --> 00:14:24,994
and you got nothing!
365
00:14:25,038 --> 00:14:27,127
Okay, okay, okay, I'll take you
to the flight simulator!
366
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:29,042
You just need to loan me some
cash and I'll pay you back!
367
00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:32,132
I don't want to go
to a flight simulator.
368
00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,742
I just want a present!
369
00:14:33,785 --> 00:14:34,874
From!
370
00:14:34,917 --> 00:14:35,918
My!
371
00:14:35,962 --> 00:14:37,398
Brother!
372
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,269
Okay, I'm sorry,
373
00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,924
but you have incredibly
unrealistic expectations!
374
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,839
I don't know
what you like!
375
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,233
That's right, Axl,
you don't know what I like!
376
00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,539
Because you've never taken
the time to find out!
377
00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,411
But I know
everything you like!
378
00:14:50,454 --> 00:14:53,675
And you want to know why?
Because I adore you!
379
00:14:53,718 --> 00:14:56,417
I adore you!
380
00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:58,332
When we were little,
Mom told me
381
00:14:58,375 --> 00:15:00,247
that I even learned
how to walk early
382
00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:02,075
just so I could
follow you around!
383
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,554
Okay, look, I'm sorry!
384
00:15:03,598 --> 00:15:06,166
Okay?
I'm sorry I was born first!
385
00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:09,256
But I can't do anything about
it. It's just the way it is!
386
00:15:09,299 --> 00:15:12,041
Younger kids always look up
to their older siblings.
387
00:15:12,085 --> 00:15:14,957
Maybe you just need me in a way
that I don't need you?
388
00:15:15,001 --> 00:15:17,003
[ Exhales ]
389
00:15:17,046 --> 00:15:18,656
So that's it?!
390
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:21,311
It's just a one-way
adore street?!
391
00:15:21,355 --> 00:15:23,661
I'm sorry, I tried!
392
00:15:23,705 --> 00:15:25,011
I really tried!
393
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:26,708
You didn't, Axl.
394
00:15:26,751 --> 00:15:28,971
Aside from the ice cream,
you didn't.
395
00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,755
You really didn't.
396
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,888
Just go.
397
00:15:32,932 --> 00:15:34,846
[ Exhales ]
398
00:15:34,890 --> 00:15:38,024
♪♪
399
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,503
[ Exhales ]
400
00:15:39,547 --> 00:15:42,550
♪♪
401
00:15:42,593 --> 00:15:44,204
[ Sighs ]
402
00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:50,166
♪♪
403
00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:51,776
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
404
00:15:51,820 --> 00:15:53,126
Well, better get going.
405
00:15:53,169 --> 00:15:54,823
Thanks again for having us,
Mr. and Mrs. Heck.
406
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:56,172
It was great
seeing you again.
407
00:15:56,216 --> 00:15:57,782
Yeah, very cool of you.
408
00:15:57,826 --> 00:15:59,219
Well, milady.
409
00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:01,351
My dead Aunt Edie's car
awaits.
410
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:02,962
[ Exhales ]
411
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:06,574
Brick, wait.
412
00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:09,229
♪♪
413
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:11,013
Just...have a good time.
414
00:16:11,057 --> 00:16:16,671
♪♪
415
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:18,499
Bye.
416
00:16:20,022 --> 00:16:22,198
I'm worried. And that should
tell you something --
417
00:16:22,242 --> 00:16:24,635
that the thing I'm most worried
about is not Brick driving.
418
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,942
What are you talking about?
419
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,596
Oh, my God.
420
00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,685
I forced him.
I forced him to go to prom,
421
00:16:30,728 --> 00:16:33,166
and now the weird kids
aren't weird anymore.
422
00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:35,733
He's gonna be out there
on his own with no nerd posse
423
00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:37,387
and who knows
what's gonna happen?
424
00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,085
Should we get in the car
and follow him?
425
00:16:39,128 --> 00:16:41,304
-Frankie, our son...
-[ Exhales ]
426
00:16:41,348 --> 00:16:44,655
...who has a driver's license,
is heading to prom
427
00:16:44,699 --> 00:16:47,484
with someone who
he can legitimately
call his girlfriend.
428
00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:49,921
Did you ever in your life
think that was gonna happen?
429
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:51,358
-[ Exhales ]
-I think he's doing fine.
430
00:16:51,401 --> 00:16:53,273
But did you see how good
Cindy looked?
431
00:16:53,316 --> 00:16:55,623
Somebody at that dance
is gonna swoop in there
432
00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:57,755
and snatch her up
and Brick'll be too busy
433
00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,888
reading the "Maximum Occupancy"
sign to notice.
434
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,368
Is he still doing that?
435
00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,718
Oh, yeah. He was doing it
last week at Joe's Subs.
436
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:05,981
If two more people came in,
he was gonna make us leave.
437
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,548
-[ Laughs ]
-Honey, what happened?
438
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:09,550
Those kids tonight were
so normal.
439
00:17:09,593 --> 00:17:11,726
No yelling, no purring...
440
00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,641
Did Brick miss
the social-skills class
441
00:17:13,684 --> 00:17:15,860
where everyone
in the group got fixed?
442
00:17:15,904 --> 00:17:17,645
Eh, who's to say
who's fixed and who isn't?
443
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,908
I'm saying it.
They're fixed, he's not.
444
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:22,171
Okay [clears throat]
here's the thing --
445
00:17:22,215 --> 00:17:23,433
[ Exhales ]
446
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:25,957
...if you could trade Brick
447
00:17:26,001 --> 00:17:29,048
for some kid that never made us
worry, would you?
448
00:17:29,091 --> 00:17:30,745
I wouldn't.
449
00:17:30,788 --> 00:17:32,790
'Cause then we wouldn't
have the kid
450
00:17:32,834 --> 00:17:35,402
who made us take all the leaves
that we raked in the yard
451
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:38,579
and release them back
into the wild.
452
00:17:38,622 --> 00:17:40,407
I mean,
who thinks like that?
453
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:41,973
I'll never forget it.
454
00:17:42,017 --> 00:17:44,933
So, yeah, he's weird,
455
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:49,416
but I'd take him over some
"normal" kid any day.
456
00:17:49,459 --> 00:17:52,158
♪♪
457
00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:54,334
[ Sighs ]
458
00:17:54,377 --> 00:17:57,250
I just want him
to be happy.
459
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,730
Me too.
460
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:02,037
[ Sighs ]
461
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,084
♪♪
462
00:18:05,127 --> 00:18:11,525
♪♪
463
00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,744
How many guys do you know
464
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:15,877
with their own key
to the public library?
465
00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:19,881
Wow. This is so much better
than going to prom.
466
00:18:19,924 --> 00:18:22,275
I don't get why parents
think it's so important.
467
00:18:22,318 --> 00:18:24,973
I guess they're afraid we're
gonna miss out on stuff.
468
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:27,193
So we tell 'em we're going
and it makes 'em happy.
469
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,672
It's a big moment
in their lives.
470
00:18:28,716 --> 00:18:31,588
I mean, what are
we missing out on?
471
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:33,155
Look around.
472
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:35,853
Fluorescent lights,
the Dewey Decimal System...
473
00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:37,942
This really is
the perfect night.
474
00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:42,077
Yep, I've got everything
I love here -- books...
475
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,992
and you.
476
00:18:44,035 --> 00:18:47,822
♪♪
477
00:18:47,865 --> 00:18:49,128
You hungry?
478
00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:50,955
I hid some chips
in the botany section.
479
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:52,305
I could eat.
480
00:18:52,348 --> 00:18:54,350
Then could we look at fashion
through the ages?
481
00:18:54,394 --> 00:18:56,744
'Cause sometimes, Brick,
I am just a girl.
482
00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,180
I've noticed.
483
00:18:58,224 --> 00:19:02,097
♪♪
484
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,273
[ Sighs ]
485
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,841
Oh, good morning.
How's it going?
486
00:19:06,884 --> 00:19:08,886
Why did you have to
have me second?
487
00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,671
What?
488
00:19:10,714 --> 00:19:12,194
What are you
talking about?
489
00:19:12,238 --> 00:19:14,631
It's just, 'cause Axl
was born first,
490
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:17,199
he's never gonna feel
the same way about me
491
00:19:17,243 --> 00:19:18,592
that I do about him.
492
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,985
[ Scoffs ]
Are you kidding me?
493
00:19:21,029 --> 00:19:24,424
When we told him he was
gonna have a little sister,
494
00:19:24,467 --> 00:19:26,034
he was so excited.
495
00:19:26,077 --> 00:19:28,167
He used to talk to you
in my tummy.
496
00:19:28,210 --> 00:19:29,777
-Really?
-Mm-hmm.
497
00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,519
And then when you got here,
you were like his little doll.
498
00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:34,695
He dragged you everywhere.
499
00:19:34,738 --> 00:19:36,436
He would play with you
and watch over you
500
00:19:36,479 --> 00:19:38,568
and make sure
I was feeding you.
501
00:19:38,612 --> 00:19:41,571
Wherever we went, he told people
he was your "big bwuvah."
502
00:19:41,615 --> 00:19:43,182
Reeeeeally?
503
00:19:43,225 --> 00:19:44,400
Yep.
504
00:19:44,444 --> 00:19:45,836
And when you got
a little older,
505
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,230
he used to sleep in the bed
with you every night.
506
00:19:48,274 --> 00:19:50,493
It got to the point where you
two were keeping each other up,
507
00:19:50,537 --> 00:19:52,843
so we finally made him
go back to his own bed.
508
00:19:52,887 --> 00:19:55,890
Ooh, he was not happy.
He threw a fit.
509
00:19:55,933 --> 00:19:57,674
The only way we got him
to do it
510
00:19:57,718 --> 00:20:00,068
is if he left Woofy Dog with you
to protect you.
511
00:20:00,111 --> 00:20:02,244
Wait, what do you mean,
leave me Woofy Dog?
512
00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,680
Well, Woofy Dog was his.
513
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:05,204
Woofy Dog was Axl's?
514
00:20:05,247 --> 00:20:06,770
Yes. Didn't I tell you
this story?
515
00:20:06,814 --> 00:20:10,861
No. This is huge news!
516
00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:13,560
You told the story about how
I was afraid of a knothole
517
00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,605
in the wood paneling like
a thousand times,
518
00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,520
but this you keep from me?
519
00:20:17,564 --> 00:20:20,697
I can't believe Woofy Dog
was Axl's.
520
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:23,439
And he gave him to me.
521
00:20:23,483 --> 00:20:26,137
[ Gasps ]
He does adore me!
522
00:20:26,181 --> 00:20:29,184
[ Gasps ]
My big bwuvah does adore me!
523
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,925
He just doesn't remember!
524
00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,146
Hey, you got in late.
525
00:20:35,190 --> 00:20:36,583
Yeah. 10:15.
526
00:20:36,626 --> 00:20:41,196
So...I guess you had
a good time?
527
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:42,545
I did.
528
00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,243
I really did.
529
00:20:44,286 --> 00:20:46,506
I had a wonderful,
normal time.
530
00:20:46,549 --> 00:20:48,812
[ Sighs ]
531
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:54,818
The truth is,
you can't fix your weird kid.
532
00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:58,909
You can't fix the fact that
you weren't born first.
533
00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:01,825
But at least you can fix
the old remote.
534
00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:03,305
[ Television clicks on ]
535
00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,307
[ Cheers and applause]
536
00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,135
It's alive!
537
00:21:07,178 --> 00:21:09,746
[ As Dr. Frankenstein ]
Frankie, it's alive!
538
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:12,183
[ Normal voice ]
Welcome back, buddy.
539
00:21:16,144 --> 00:21:21,149
♪♪
540
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:25,196
♪♪
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