All language subtitles for La Brassiere

As usual, I'm here to announce
the best design of the year.

Ever since SIS Group has established,

our lingerie is positioned for
a very feminine image.

This principle of production and
marketing promotion

has never been changed.

But I'd like to tell you that

it's time to end our persistence.

We have to accept men's role in this industry.

Asia countries like China, Hong Kong and Taiwan
are huge potential markets.

Samantha

Yes.

Starting from you.

You have to recruit two male designers

to introduce a new bra design in 3 months.

This new design must include some masculine ideas.

Do you understand?

I have a different opinion.

I only ask if you understand or not!

Not getting men involved
is the culture of our company.

It is always like this.

The world has changed.
We shouldn't repel men's idea anymore.

Bras are exclusively for women.

But we wear it for men's sake.

Do you really think your decision is right?

Yes.

What if I don't accept it?

Am I being fired?

I'll accept it if that's the case.

I'll recruit the best bra designers to our branch.

If I were you,

I'll find somebody with no experience
in designing bras.

Be creative.

Please specify your request again.

I want an...

The Ultimate Bra

What do you know about bra?

I love to wear them.

From photographing to kidnapping,
from kidnapping to trussing up breasts.

I'm a movie director.

Bra? It's my hobby.

I have been collecting them since I was twelve.

This one belongs to my colleague, Mary.

I got it with some difficulties.

I used to be a "Bartender".

It is "Bra", not "Bar".

Don't you know English? Look up your dictionary.

I'm Johnny, aka Forces.

But I never force women.

I used to design men's briefs.

This is my design in 96', and this is 97".

This is 98'".

When my boss absconded, he wore my 97' design.

With no opening in the middle.

I've to think for a while.

Bra? It's the ribbon tied to a gift.

I don't usually untie it myself.

It won't work.

Not getting men involved is
the culture of our company.

I had already said so.

The world has changed.

We shouldn't repel men's idea anymore.

Bras are exclusively for women.

But we wear it for men's sake.

Do you really think your decision is right?

Yes.

Will I be fired if I don't accept it?

Yes.

That's fine. I'll do it.

- Get out...
- Please don't expel me.

I'd accept you have other girlfriends, please...

Don't drag my leg.

Do you know what is the greatest thing in love?

It's happiness.

We are not happy together.

No, I'm happy, feeling very good.

I'm not happy so how could you?

You'd better leave, Suki is going to move in.

Please let me stay for 2 more days, just 2 days.

I also need 2 days to refresh myself for Zuki.

- You'd better go.
- I ain't leaving!

If you insist, I'll kill myself!

Sorry, Gigi.

Come on... baby, give me a hug.

Come on... kiss me baby, come on...

I'm not lying. I haven't kissed you today.

Come on, hurry up...

Are you for real?

Let me kiss you, give me a hug, okay.

You are no good!

What do you think? Will women like it?

Sure, you bet.

No, it looks ordinary.

Catch a killer tie for me.

This one?

No, this is only outstanding.

I want one that's a killer, okay?

Good morning... Ms. Lau.

What'd happened to your eyebrows?

No... nothing

Guess if they are married?

The younger one should be single.

Wake up from your dream.

You won't have a chance even if he is single.

We work in the same department.

Who could guarantee we won't have a crush?

Keep dreaming!

To be honest, when you are at my age?

I won't mind if he has a wife or a girlfriend.

You shameless slut!

You all go nuts?

Sure we are!

Have you never met a man before?

Go to work! Get out!

The two men start working today.

And they all wear like this.

You show your back, too.

I need to meet a client today.

Don't fool around, back to work.

Good morning.

Good... Good morning.

Sorry.

Excuse me.

Sorry, excuse me.

Never mind, that's okay...

How many did you "kill"?

Should be eight, two are not sure.

So proficient?

- How about you?
- Just one.

Are you kidding?

Just missing one.

Let me introduce.

Jubilee is in charge of our office administration.

- Johnny.
- Hello.

Phyllisia is our webmaster.

Penelope is the consumer service supervisor.

Lena is our chief of the design department.

Since you both are here to
develop a new product design,

you'll be the chief designers, too.

With the same ranking.

I'm Johnny.

Wayne

Here is the design room.

These are bras, computers and those are humans.

Let me introduce.

Dora, Liza, Anna, Ella

Seline, Pauline, Jacqueline, Dorlin

Should be it.

How could I remember all their names?

I memorize all.

- Are you serious?
- Sure.

I thought men can only remember
women's face and gorgeous body?

This is Jolene.

Jolene

Hello, I'm a secretary.

I am Johnny.

Jolene, am I spelling it right?

You two use that office in the meantime.

Go start working if you have nothing to ask.

May I ask...

Is it too enthusiastic?

I'm unlikely to be so popular among women.

A bit too much at a time.

Attach to anyone?

I have an idea.

Why don't we...

Flirt with as many as possible?

You eat gobbling down fats into your stomach.

Why not?

Let me tell you one thing.

When your period comes...

Don't laugh.

Scares of having pimples on your skin.

There is a simple method to prevent it,
slicing up an aloe.

Apply it together with lemon juice.
It's effective.

Does it really work?

Of course.

I guess you'd never know, banana works, too.

Yes, banana.

Not the raw one though.

Those with black skin instead of yellow.

Look like you?

Do I really look like a banana?

May I ask...

What's up? Go ahead.

Should the mixture of aloe and lemon juice...

Be applied on the face or... down below there?

Little girl, of course it's down below.

Did you hear your bra "clicked" open?

No.

Your bra buckle is off.

You are lying.

I'm not. Don't you believe
if I simply sweep pass your back.

Your bra buckle will snap off at once.

Sure not,

unless you show me now.

Okay, give me a cup of coffee first.

Okay.

I'm busy now, bring it to you later.

You are so skinny; one sugar is enough.
Let me help you.

I prefer two.

Did you hear couple "bam bam" noise?

Yes, when I smack your face.

Your bra buckle at your back is off.

Excuse me, my bra buckle is in the front today.

And it is very tight in place.

I don't know what the other girls think.

You and the other guy outside

are not my cup of teal

I really don't believe
there is a type that won't fall for me.

Jolene indeed is very flirtatious.

She has two boyfriends now.

They said you are an expert in
snapping off bra buckle.

Can you demonstrate it once for me?

Sure, you turn to the other side.

No, it's this one.

- This one?
- Sure.

Watch carefully.

This stuff is heavey.

Of course, these are "Water Bra".

Water Bra

- May I ask if any female colleague...
- Can't take them away.

You said you'd demonstrate it in person.

Demonstrate what?

Don't you remember?

Oh, I see...

But I can only demonstrate it once everyday.

Once I do it,

it takes a day to regenerate my energy.

I'll show you tomorrow, back to work.

Really?

It feels good.

Look, Ultraman!

"The office Beach Volleyball Competition" start!

Hurry up...

Catch it!

How come you're always in my way?

You! Come over here!

Stop tossing bras in the office?

We indeed are beyond the mark.

Playing it doesn't mean I'm not respecting it.

If I don't respect it,
I won't even show any interest in playing it.

Your lines are wonderful...
Would you mind if I jot it down?

- My pleasure.
- Please repeat once.

Playing it doesn't mean I'm not respecting it...

Let me tell you that

you have a serious attitude problem towards bra.

In order to change your attitude,

sweep the city and buy every type of bras

and explain their respective
characteristics to me, okay?

You are tall but we are even in position

you can't order me to work.

So, it's on a suggestion,
which we don't have to take it.

Good idea.

I do think you two should take her suggestion.

Consider it as a research.

Is there any problem?

I cannot think of any reason for not doing it.

How come I cannot think of such a brilliant idea?

Put your words into action now.

Actually it isn't anything.

Seriously speaking, men buying bras is...

...very normal.

Yes, we basically...

...have breasts, too.

Knowing that you're a globally famous company
with all the high-quality products,

we are bra designers

as well as bra researchers of
the School of Design of the Polytechnic University

and art directors in a movie about bras.

He is Winnie and I'm Pooh.

You want to buy bras?

How smart she is? She reads our minds!

Men buy bras?

Must be some sort of maniac.

They are staring at us. I am scared.

Have you finished?

No need, one for each type.

Can't be stingy in buying bras.

I'll buy one of each design.

We share them.

We are so... in love.

We'll come another day.

Sorry.

We'd really buy them?

Please help yourself.

We are fetishists.

We have a doctor's note that our sickness
can be remedied by buying bras.

Would you like to see it?

Doctor's prescription is not needed to buy bras.

Please take your time.

- Sure?
- Really?

Little cutie, your first time?

Don't worry, this is our first time too.

Saying it again,
see if I'll sue you for sexual harassment.

Please help yourself.

Cheaper please.

Excuse me, we are looking for Master Ali.

People call him "The Bra Keeper".

The bras he sells are called "Ali Bra Bra".

For what purpose?

Nothing, we just cordially deliver him some fruit

in respect of his sublime status in this industry.

Secondly,

we have some difficult queries about bras.

Queries?

I've started selling bras with
my father since I was three.

There isn't any difficult query in my mind.

May I ask if you are the one...

People called, the "Bra Keeper", Ali?

You bet.

Master!

We get a query.

A bra that costs a few dollars to
the one that cost thousands,

What are their differences?

La Brassiere in short is Bra,

Also known as "lup".

Be careful of its pronunciation, it is (bra:).

Pay attention to its "R",
roll your tongue a bit to hit the hard palate.

You can get one for less than ten dollars.

Or as stiff as hundreds or thousands.

The main difference is their...

Price.

A rich man's living place is called a mansion,

where as a poor man's residence
is called public housing.

The poor only need, 2 cups to cover their breasts.

The 2 lump of flesh on the chest
are same to every women.

You can cover them with 2 $10 coins,

Or you can wear

the "Ali Bra Bra".

Master, if women always wear these cheap bras,

will their breasts change in shape?

I don't know about others.

Mine come with guarantee.

That no woman's bust will end up in bad shape

before my bras are disformed.

Hey, you can't just ask without buying anything.

You must buy something.

Ah-fontane, Triumpa...

I also have labels like Sony,
Toyota... sounds good?

Or Toshiba, I can sew it to any bra you chose

Thank you, thank you.

You two morons.

Johnny, Wayne, haven't seen you for some time.

I thought you two quit the job.

How could we?

Not having your lunch yet?

Let me explain.

My boss told me to buy these bras a few days ago.

We need...

an explanation, don't you understand?

Shut up!

A bra

is nothing special except
two cups plus a few straps.

Yes, so what's your opinion?

I'm a product designer

and you are a specialist of men's briefs.

It is time to show off our quality.

Especially to those women in bias,

let them admire us.

Yes, make them adore us, love us more!

It they know

we buy this bra from a hawker

and modify it as the "Ultimate Bra",

must scare the hell out of them.

Never think of you can operate a sewing machine.

Sewing machine, a piece of cake

I can operate various kinds of machine, too.

- Really?
- Look at my driving license.

Lorry, container truck, bus, taxi.

Sewing machine, really a piece of cake.

Getting so many driving licenses? What for?

Don't you worry about your future?

Economy crash, internet bubble bursts...

Without these,
I may have already starved to death.

What about you?

You look pretty confidence.

Working is as same as wooing girls.

What you need is confidence.

Let's take this bra as an example.

I bet only both of us

can think of such a brilliant idea.

So I must work harder.

Don't let women look down upon us.

After closely monitoring and calculating,

we found out that the cost and
profit weren't reasonable.

Since that's the case...

maybe you'll be surprised by

what we have accomplished
during a short period of time.

Work out the "Ultimate Bra" design.

This is our unique design.

It is called a "Zip Bra", functions as its name.

Its characteristics is its zippers.

Allow you to zip open the cups in the middle.

You can zip open here,

here

and even here.

[t is multifunctional

such as breasts feeding, ventilation

self or others' check up, appreciation.

And you can easily stuff in things
at anyplace, anytime

like pads or petty cash.

No matter you open up or close down the zipper,

all you need is gently pressing down

the most protruding part by your forefinger.

We guarantee that nobody will get hurt.

For this pioneer design,

I've never seen the same product in the market.

I, Johnny, must clarify it once more,

This Zip Bra is absolutely original

because I sew this one by myself.

Does everyone understand what I'm talking about?

Let our in-house model

try it on.

Firstly, the zippers are really uncomfortable.

The zippers make me...

...feel very uncomfortable and hurt.

It's really bad.

No supporting,
the bottom part can't hold in place.

Breasts...

are dangling around.

The straps lack hanging support.

This part is bad, the shape is bad.

The style is bad.

The bra is bad. Everything is bad.

The bra sucks!

Is it really that bad?

This bra has no problem,
your breasts have problem.

I'm a professional.

Do you really think the bra is bad?

What's your take on it?

It looks more like an eye-blind.

Really?

Maybe I try to promote it to the airlines.

Wait a minute!

Please explain it clearly.

What's the problem of our design?

Don't you bear Eileen's comment?

She just keeps criticizing everything.

I don't really know what good should be.

Don't you understand what I say?

Do you know what a good bra is?

To be honest, I don't know.

Okay, let me tell you now.

A good bra carries three special functions.

Firstly, it can completely support our breasts,

allow them pushing up and forward.

To create a 3-dimensional shape, like this.

From this angle, a hundred and twenty degrees.

Secondly, to provide comfortable protection,

adjusting curvaceous bodies.

A bad bra

can stimulate dislocation of fat in your breasts.

That's why it causes thick back muscles,
huge upper arms

and a little tummy, too.

Thirdly, it must be aesthetically appealing.

Bra is now part of the fashion.

The cutting has to be good.

The more expensive ones carry lots of modules.

The more modules it has,
the more 3-dimensional are your breasts.

Delicately wrought.

Bra is part of modern civilization.

Do you understand now?

Do you?

I recently have a reverie about my boss.

You are so motivated.

That woman must be superior to you.

I think she has the same feeling for me.

That's normal because you both work together

and you're so attractive.

This is only your personal opinion.

I'm also a woman.

I'd better ask Wayne too.

I truly believe Samantha and you

are 100% love at first sight.

You both are two of a kind.

Please let me sleep, I'll get black eyes
without enough sleep.

And I'll be very agitated, buddy.

How could I tolerate you?

Cause I'm funny.

How can you be sure Samantha

is 100% falling for me?

- Hurry up.
- Help!

- Explain it further.
- I can't tolerate anymore!

Strike a T-post, put your hands down.

Starts dancing.

Babe...

Baby, Wayne is here for you.

Am I still your "Baby"?

Please bind the skin on the 3-D model.

I do occasionally think of you.

When you are in bad luck.

Baby.

Good, that's it for today, thank you.

I heard that you had worked on

a body figure research of Hong Kong female.

Can you release some findings to me?

Hong Kong females' body figures?

You should be the expert.

Actually... it is because

I'm a bra designer now.

Oh my God!

What? You're a bra designer?

Excuse me...

It's so funny, you deserve this punishment.

If not, I won't come to beg you.

Frankly speaking, our time
together wasn't that bad.

We were happy.

If you ask me, I must have bias.

Why don't you ask your ex-girlfriends?

And see what they comment.

Thanks!

What kind of attitude is that?

We are family, let me introduce.

Alex, Suki. She is Gigi.

Alex indeed isn't a guy.

I can explain it to you later.

I call you out

because I want to ask you a question.

I do want to know what kind of man I am,

or what impression do I give you?

Be frank and discuss it.

Let me start first.

Good Gigi, you are honest and lovable, go ahead.

You handle women as if... chewing gums.

You take one when you feel like it.

Feeling tasty when you start chewing.

Indeed, you are pretty handsome

when you woo me.

However, when the gum loses
the flavour after 3 minutes,

you either spit it on the ground
or leave it under the table.

Scaring of these sticky shit!

Haven't met only for awhile,
your words are astonishing.

It's my turn.

You respect women very much.

Alex understands me most.

No wonder you are more beautiful than before.

But you were respecting
other women in front of me.

Bull shitting of how much
you missed your other girl friends

You're an inconstant lover.

He even called out other women's name
when we were in bed.

Didn't you yell "Tai Lik, harder" and soon.

And you yelled out Jesus.

You even worse, screaming Yameidei.

I was not the only one screaming in bed.

Suki, I know I don't have
these negative impression on you.

Go ahead and speak up.

Really beyond words.

I just want to take this opportunity to
have a toast with everyone.

Good idea, no more comment, cheers!

Cheers!

No respect at all for meeting us to gather.

Thank you.

I borrow it from an university.

It's all about the analytical
figures of women's bodies.

With the help of these figures,
we can easily work out

a perfect bra for women.

It'll be 100% pampering.

Is the tall girl coming to work today?

How come I hear someone snubbing?

No.

What's your point of having these figures?

So what?

Didn't you know how...

hard I tried to borrow these information?

We already have these.

And also figures from Japan, Philippines,

China, Korea and the like in Asia.

Don't tell me that you even carry the figures
from Europe and America.

We also has figures from South America and Africa?

But all these were obtained 5 years ago.

Why didn't you tell me when I input the data?

Cause you look so handsome that time.

Even if I give you all the information,

do you really know what bra is?

You are not women.

You'll never understand the feeling of
having breasts or your chest.

And this is why I always go against men's design.

You have your point.

But we...

The world does have
some fabulous male bra designers.

Excuse me, I never admire their work.

I don't think the feeling

of having breasts really matter.

Okay, today is Saturday, let's relax.

Willing to play a game?

Sure, Johnny and I are ready for any challenge.

These are artificial breasts.

Base on your height and weight,

each side is about 500 grams.

I'll give a pair to each of you,
place them in front of your chest.

And we'll teach you how to wear a bra.

For how long?

Half day up to 1 o'clock.

So, are you scared?

Are you scared?

Sure not, I'm afraid that you are scared.

Well, we will wear woman panties, too.

What if we can wear up to 1 o'clock.

If that's the case, I'll follow your order.

You will be my boss.

- Deal.
- And treat us for sharks fins banquet.

Help dressing us these two gentlemen.

This way please.

Excuse me, Lena.

Only one pair left for this size.

That's fine. Let him wear. If he likes...

No problem, we can arrange water pads
with the same weight.

The correct way to wear a bra is to bend forward

so your breasts will concentrate in the front

and place 2 cups to cover your breasts.

Keep this posture.

Then hold...

Okay?

Hold the buckle and hook and
straighten up your body.

Make sure the center of the bra lies
in the middle of your chest.

Keep your upper body straight.

More.

Make sure... make sure this bra...

Make sure the center of your bra lies
in the middle of your chest.

Hold on.

Can you give me a hand?

Sorry.

The edges are bulging.

What's next?

Push in the extra fat from
the side and the bottom of the cups.

Double check...

Double check your nipples
are under the tip of the cups.

Can you follow?

Where are the nipples?

Here?

Then check your shoulder straps.

Just enough to put in a finger.

Lastly, move your shoulders

see if the straps will slide down.

If the cups are in place,

you feel comfortable and that's about it.

I feel absolutely very...

very high... you know, so wonderful!

That's great.

Please change the rest of
your underwear in the toilet.

Which side is the front?

How could our sleazy balls fit in?

What sleazy balls?

What do you feel?

Comfortable, very comfortable.

What about you?

I feel...

good... a very natural feeling.

Unlike what you describe,
not that difficult to understand...

The panty always makes me uncomfortable.

Is this PDA yours?

Yes, it's mine.

What'd happen if I erase all the data?

Oh, no.

How's that? Understand how troublesome
it is for women with big boobs.

Besides, the bra you choose
is not suitable for you.

Of course, you intend to tease us.

Want to try the gym?

Then you'll completely understand

how problematic it is.

Alright, but I have to wear a jacket.

Okay.

Put on a jacket, we can make it.

Be my guests.

Let's go, big boobs.

Keep pushing!

Hurry up.

Almost done, come on!

97

Only 3 more, hurry up!

98

99

100!

Oh, I'm done... I don't feel any difficulty.

Yeah!

Excuse me, I just feel like...

I'm a very sportive and lively girl.

How about aerobics time?

Great!

What happen?

What's wrong with you? Caressing a man!

Who knows you are a guy?
Men of course would like to grope for big bust.

How do you feel being molested?

What a jerk!

You keep caressing me.

Breasts assault!

Don't do it again...

Be careful!

- What're you doing?
- Sorry...

Take a look at yourself!

Don't you know who they are?

They are our major clients!

5 more minutes to go.

I quit!

I give up, do whatever you want.

What's going on here?

I'm sorry. Are you okay?

That's ridiculous.

Good morning.

Any messages?

Yes, there's one.

Thank you.

Thanks Jubilee.

Lena, what's your progression of
your spring collection.

Still manage, but Jolene is on leave.

Wayne, what're you busy in?

I am busy in using of meditation

to increase my creativity.

Besides, I'm pretty busy in my social life.

Well, I want you to help out
Lena's special project.

Learn how to promote a new product series.

No thanks.

My decision is final.

So delightful.

I'm longing for this collaboration.

Well, I'm quite knowledgeable in teenage girls.

I have another arrangement for you.

Come with me to the marketing research company.

Listening to their latest report.

I love this arrangement.

Last year, female lingerie's
retail index in Hong Kong

has increased 8.75%.

The main increase comes from

bras with special functions

such as water bra,

aromatic bra,

orthopedic bra

and Chinese herbal bra.

Chris will further discuss this point later.

Good.

The one you just mentioned...
the Chinese herbal bra,

can it cure those women
who are suffering influenza?

I'm just joking.

Do I look too serious, not suitable for joking?

But always do so.

Samantha

Someone is calling you.

It's you, I can barely recognize you.

Luckily I still remember your ring.

Louis, see how much
your ex-girlfriend missing you.

Still wearing your ring.

Mine? When I realize you had the same ring,

I trashed it into the sea when I was yachting.

Don't you know

we got married in March in Las Vegas?

Louis is not unwilling to get married.

The fact is, he doesn't want to marry you.

I'm sorry.

Let me introduce myself, I'm Johnny.

You make such an embarrassment in public,

what should I do to you?

Don't worry.

Louis did the same to me in New York.

Yet I refused.

Louis, didn't you?

Do you remember? But I could handle it.

Why I was not told about it?

I'm so sorry.

How long do I have to keep this pose?

Though I don't mind, just tell me how long.

Samantha!

- Leave me alone.
- Okay.

Are you nuts? Don't you know it's raining?

Leave me alone!

Okay.

When I'm not in a good mood,

it rains.

I'm different.

It is obvious when you look at my skin tone.

I'm a "Sunny boy".

Whenever I go, these is sunshine.

Can I have your order?

I'll order later.

What's so urgent that you want to tell me?

I broke up with Catherine.

Serious?

Elsa, my secretary, carries my baby.

Are you okay?

I'm happy for you since we grew up together.

Do I look not okay?

You know Elsa is my capable assistant.

She takes care of my business

as well as my personal life.

She also takes care of my water,
electricity and gas bills.

I can't afford to lose her.

On top of that, she has huge bust.

36D!

Don't you know how big 36D is? Very big.

36D, really big!

36D...

Thank you.

You are the only classmate
who comes to my birthday party.

I'll always remember you.

36D!

It won't work the pumps should be
on both sides of the stage.

Okay.

Let's do it again, we are running out of time.

Everybody, stands by!

Music. and go.

Has anyone ever looked at you
with expression like that?

What expression?

Admiring as well as unruly seducing flirtation.

Michael!

Lena, what's the matter?

How many times have I specified?

Kathy comes from the left
while Patty is from the right.

Kathy must go before Patty.

It's okay for making the change
in Peggy and Maggie,

but not Kathy and Patty!

Is there a problem for a minor change?

Of course it does.

Every designer is very picky
in their appearing orders.

Get it? There's a change.

Let's do it again.

Why don't you go to the clinic?

You don't have to be so dedicated.

What do you want?

Take it easy, just caring.

Starts!

Stop! Stop! Stop!

What?

Who let you spray water here?

That isn't water, is drizzle.

Well, what is drizzle?

It is water.

Let me tell you,
I am in charge of this place today.

I wouldn't let anyone
spraying or making fire here.

Miss, the theme of this show is "Spring Drizzle".

What can I do without water?

On top of that, we have already
mentioned it on the lease.

I don't really care.

I am the top management today.
You figure it out yourself.

Hey, don't go...

How could you be so careless?

Can you give me one more for being careless?

You are very bad.

It hurts.

I'm scared of no good.

Would you mind if I look for a quiet place

to express my thorough apology slowly?

Sure.

But I'm afraid that my boss won't let me go away.

Who's your boss?

That tall lady in green attire is my boss.

Tall lady, the tall lady in green attire.

Do you want your "Spring Drizzle"?

Don't let me see any water stain after the show.

Okay...

- Okay?
- Okay.

Let's go.

Would you mind I have a long...

What do you mean?

I have a long apology.

I certainly don't mind it long.

I still think you are not long enough...

I mean your apology.

Really?

Did you hear couple "bam bam" noise?
Your bra buckle is off.

How could you just speak?

Please turn around.

I will sweep your back and loose your bra buckle.

Don't believe so?

Hey, is it off?

Are you okay?

What's the matter?

I'm... very hot!

Like burning hot...

I won't let people snap off my buckle!

I wanna!

What do you want?

Are you crazy? This is public area.

I'll scream for help if you treat me like that.

- Help...
- I want to have!

Keep calm!

In the count of three, I'll punch you
if you're still not behaving well.

1, 2, 3!

You are faster than I am.

Finish it.

What's that?

LSD, I can do whatever I want after you take it.

Why are you so childish?
You are too sick to hum anymore.

Drink it. When I got a flu,

I could recover after taking two dosages.

Give me one more reason.

I should retreat my words.

I admit there are types of women

who won't fall for me.

If you still don't take it, I may change my idea.

How dare you gulping it down
when you just heard my words?

Do you always give this medicine to girls?

All my ex were cured when they saw me.

Only a fool drinks the medicine.

Take it slowly.

Yes, I am.

I have to complain...

I have to complain

Wayne for sexually harassment.

I'm sorry.

Do you know what I worry the most when I hire you?

Sex scandals.

Now I receive a complain.

Wayne, what's your explanation?

I have nothing to explain.

If this is true,

in order to maintain
the reputation of our company,

you will get fired. Understand?

Is it so serious?

If it's serious, you could catch it in the news.

Seems not.

Why don't you let go this case

for our sake?

I do not understand.

For our sake?

It's not convenient to speak in front of others.

What... not convenient in front of others?

Okay, forget it, you don't have to give me face.

Do whatever you want.

I... think we should give Wayne another chance.

I believe him.

Listen, you nosy people outside,

do you have any suggestion?

We all agree on Lena's idea.

So you intend to guarantee him?

Okay, I give you a warning letter now.

And in a week, both of you have to
prove that you are a bra expert.

A week?

My staff and myself will fully assist them.

- Isn't it?
- Yes.

You must learn from the basics.

I'd start from the structure of a breast,

then explore how it affects our culture,

arts, business and the rest from different angles.

Are you going to teach me everything from
this pile of books?

Not only me, but everyone here.

The bra has a hundred years of history.

The first bra was made in 1907.

Have you ever pay attention why women

always pull this strap at their back?

It's because the problem in bras' horizontal line.

How can you check the quality of
this horizontal line?

Firstly, buckle up

and leave it on your arm as
if it is your shoulder.

You'll find out the cups of a bad bra
are leaning to the front.

According to kinetic theory,

even when you are not wearing a bra,
it should stay horizontal

Using your sense of touch to
distinguish different parts of bras.

Go. Cup size?

What kind of cups are they?

Mould cup.

Wrong.

A cup.

No, it is A3 cup.

Smaller than A and AA cup.

Is soft rod short or long?

Thickness of the steel rod.

Short, no...

Long.

Right for short, long is wrong.

0.3 mm

It is 0.4 mm, wrong again!

Shouldn't be a big deal
for only 0.1 mm difference.

To the women's sensitive breasts,

0.1 mm is a Hugh difference.

So, what's next?

I thought you should start from the basic again.

With the rapid changing in technology,

a lot of new concept bras appear in these years.

For example, the concept bra on Miko

is made of titanium and nickel alloy.

It'll never disform,
its memory is far better than you two.

Good morning.

Why're you so serious?

Purposely invite a model from Japan

to elaborate this concept bra?

Indeed, we are very serious about it.

I can tell.

And you are expert in spending money, too.

Do you know how expensive it is?

Please listen to our explanation first,
we have a cheaper...

It's morning.

Get up, it's already morning.

Have some coffee.

Coffee again, drinking too much.

Good morning, keep working.

Go!

Is this a joke?

Still not awake.

32A, two pieces, back buckle, double straps.

To reduce tension on the shoulders.

32A, strapless with back buckle.

Small metallic half circle is not
suitable for your skinny figure.

34B, light green, front buckle.

Underwire support, no decorative border.

34B, mould cup with back buckle.

Straps are inclining outward for 0.5 cm.

Will go out of shape in years.

34B, mould cup.

To reduce it's tension by
wrapping around with decorative border.

Can you really see it?

34B, sewing border at skewed place.

Its advantage is pushing up your breasts.

34B, back buckle with under wire support

apart from 0.5

allow to form a perfect gap between breasts.

36B, two pieces of half cup.

An angle of 45 degrees with chest,

enhancing your breasts in shape.

You wear the wrong bra.

Take 34B as 32C, you are really cheating!

Great!

Joyce, Clara, please stand up.

34B, milky white mould cup with back buckle.

32A, pink decorative border with back buckle.

What's up?

It's been almost 2 weeks.

We'd like to prove how much we understand bras.

How do you want to prove?

Our products.

The 2001 summer model SG303.

But after modification,

the curve is different and the L force is bigger.

Compare to the old 303,

able to manipulate a perfect gap between breasts.

The straps are improved.

It extends 0.5 cm more than the original.

These straps are professional

Not only this,

the buckle too.

The sample department made this according
to my instructions.

You really have a sharp insight.

How sharp?

We can see through

what type of bra women wear.

And they are wearing a suitable one?

Do you us experts of bras?

Knowing and doing are different.

When we hire you, your mission is to

design a new line of "Ultimate Bras" in 3 months.

Time is running out.

Don't worry, we won't fail like the last time.

- But I'd like to ask...
- No more "but".

I'll ask later...

Is there anyone outside? Help!

Did you call for help earlier?

I'm hurt.

Why are you still standing? Are you a man?

What are you doing?

Let me hold you!

Let me help you!

Be careful!

Don't be scared, I'm here.

Painful?

No.

How about this?

No.

Oh, did you hurt your nerves?

My leg is fine, it's my arm that hurts.

Let me gently massage it, don't be scared...

You should say so when I took off your socks.

You just rushed in to undress my shoes, my socks.

Seeing you so passionate,
I didn't feel like to stop you.

You should feel better reclining on the chair.

Let me do it.

Be careful...

What're you doing?

Pinching my legs, please let me do it.

I'm very familiar with machine.

Don't jumbling those buttons...

Don't touch anything.

This button seems for reclining backward.

Really?

Reclining backward now.

What're you doing?

What the hell are you doing?

It pinches my legs...

Hold on.

Don't be scared...

Let me press the on/off button.

What did you press?

You hold on...

Hold on!

You don't...

I'm good... you good?

You good... good.

Let me take a look of what the fridge has.

I feel that we are very good.

What good?

Not good before, but good now.

You are very special tonight.

Very masculine.

What're you thinking?

How did you feel my performance?

Outstanding, satisfactory, okay, so-so.

Or having high aims but low ability?

Not bad.

Not bad?

Not bad means still have rooms for improvement.

Alright, let me ask in another way.

If full marks are one hundred,
how much will you give me?

Ninety-eight.

Where did those 2 points go?

Hold me tight.

Answer me.

A woman actually...

doesn't need a very skilful man.

She only wants a man who...

can embrace her passionately.

A very deep hug

gives comfort despite of
scary thunderstorms outside.

Isn't it like that?

Don't forget to give me that perfect two points.

Oh, for heaven's sake.

I'll take you to heaven.

It's almost office hour.

No...

I go out to pick up my clothes.

Tidy up this place before you leave.

Yes!

What's happening?

I don't really know.

I was working past midnight,

someone hit me from my back.

And I lost my consciousness.

You were just like that when you woke up?

So did you have... last night?

I really don't know.

My clothes were gone when I woke up.

My body was still left with traces of ransacking.

You'd better go and check up in a hospital.

I'm very confused now.

I never encounter this before.

Johnny, did you wear these pants last night?

Yes.

That's strange. That stalker is pretty neat.

Leaving your suit and underwear
on top of your desk.

Oh shit.

Will that be our staff?

Impossible?

What's happening?

Johnny was knocked off unconscious and
sexually assaulted.

Should we call the police?

I don't know...

If it was done by our fellows,

I'd prefer an internal disciplinary action.

You decide what to do.

Poor Johnny, being assaulted at this age...

can't bear the scene.

Don't say these words.

Don't be like that.

How dare you say such words?

Let me tell you, we were beyond human limitation

360 degrees, 240 degrees...

Ballet dancing?

Better than ballet dancing.

You know what I mean... So good!

So good!

Thanks God you don't know who she is.

Who says that I don't know?

How could you guess it right?

It's not important for me to guess it right.

The most important part is not
from the woman in your house.

So good!

Yes, I know.

So good!

Why are you sitting here alone?

Nothing.

I'm... dreaming.

I'm here... dreaming.

Dreaming of what?

I'm dreaming...

dreaming of together with a woman...

making love with a woman.

That's normal for every man.

If my imagination is...

very detailed, what'd you say?

It proves that you have rich imagination.

If... only if

so don't take it seriously, if...

if that imagination becomes real,

don't you feel it's natural?

I'd say so if it comes that way.

It's very natural.

I...

still haven't said who she is?

You have a crush on her.

That lady boss with a crush on you.

How come everyone can guess it right?

Wayne is no good, reminding me not to tell you.

Only this?

That's it.

How do you feel?

So... bad.

Bad.

Don't stay up too late, I go to sleep now.

- Goodnight!
- Goodnight!

So good!

So good! So good...

So good!

So good! So good...

Oh, her size is 36D.

I thought it is 34C.

Really can't tell.

What's up?

Nothing, only appreciating you.

This is for you.

What is it?

E-book, a new product.

I know the agent, buy 2 for half price.

This is mine.

And this is yours.

Turn it on, I left you an e-mail.

Thank you.

I break up with my girlfriend.

Breaking up for
a 4-years-and-7.5 months relationship.

I'm so sorry.

What do you mean?

Tell me what's your problem.

How could you leave it alone when things happen?

Don't you know how bad I feel?

Do you understand what I'm saying?

No.

It's you who don't understand.

What century is it?

That night.

I suddenly feel I need you and you also need me.

As simple as that.

No commitment required.

What I scare the most
in my life is being defeated.

That's why I always work hard.

No matter it's for work or in bed,

I put my whole effort in.

I truly believe you can feel it.

Because I think that...

people will accept me,

admire me,

love me if I'm dedicated.

Yet...

my thought is wrong.

What?

Don't talk to me.

Hey?

Loss completely!

Telling you not to speak with me,
why're you still talking so much?

Hit me okay, you just want give vent to,
come on, punch me.

We'd be alright if you don't speak.

You even know what I'm thinking,
how could I beat you up?

Two women.

I love one while the other one loves me.

All gone.

Women...

I used to have a lot,

not even one now, so?

What's our problem?

I used to understand women very much.

I thought I didn't understand women.

But now I realize

the truth is I don't understand is myself.

I'm venting my grievances.
Why are you saying your stuff?

OK, no more grievance.

Let's put all our effort

in designing the "Ultimate Bra"

No inspiration.

No inspiration in anything related to women.

I better go back to design men's briefs.

So what should we do, buddy?

You keep working on your "Ultimate Bra"

and I specially design one for you.

I'm fine.

You really can't let go.

If I don't fail once, I will never work harder.

Let me ask you,
if our company orders these materials,

how long does it take to receive the sample?

As fast as 4 to 5 days, or I week the most.

How long for ordering new materials?

You get me, may takes longer.

Is there any faster solution?

Probably yes.

"LONDON"

Jolene, you reserved only one double room.

It is fully booked!

How could you mix up 2 single rooms
with 1 double room?

Alright then.

No, I can check in another hotel near by.

We both have mobile phones,
communication isn't a problem.

The room you booked is a twin room,

that means it has two beds inside.

How's that?

I'm fine with it.

If you have no problem, I don't.

Okay, we'll take it.

Thanks.

The Actin Filament and the Synthetic Fiber
will be definitely okay.

We would like to spend some more time
on the Nickel Titanium,

give us one more day, we'll try our best.

No problem, take your time.

Thank you.

Thank you, bye.

Bye.

One more day, what shall we do?

How about we...

...do that?

No kidding.

Don't rape me! No!

Don't come over! Don't come...

You can't run away from me.

No, help...

No, I beg you to let me go...

You... don't take my chastity.

Please let me keep my chastity, please.

No problem,

if you don't mind I'm rude.

Can't bear the scene.

Could you promise me one thing?
Be as gentle as you can.

And not too forceful, not too fast.

No problem.

I'll be gentle to you.

Let's hurry up.

Great...

Hey!

- Great...
- Hey!

Why are you giggling here alone?

Nothing.

Go to sleep.

Why do you adjust the clock like this.

Just casually do so.

Anyway I won't get up on time.

That means we have different concepts about time?

No only this,

different in the concept of love, too.

Unlike you, I prefer one long love.

Good night.

Lena.

Lena, forget Fung who is fond of bust of 36D.

I promise you; I'll make a birthday party
for you every year.

I am a good student.

Other than A,

I hate alphabets like BCDEF.

Really?

However, a terrible plastic bag always bully me.

Don't worry, I'll take care of it.

But I can't guarantee that

I won't use certain type of plastic.

Wayne, you are great.

Thank you!

Let's play.

Great...

I find you...

I don't...

Dodge away quickly, search again.

I'm very happy...

Wayne play with me.

Wayne play with me.

I am Candy,

Johnny's ex.

I know who you are.

Candy

I am Samantha.

We have a new shipment.

Should you like any piece,
I can give you a staff price.

Thank you.

This one indeed...

This bra fits you very much.

Is every woman in this bra industry...

should has one bra that suits her most.

Different bras serve different occasions.

I don't believe a bra can last forever.

Don't you know you are wearing a wrong bra today?

You shouldn't wear one with this dress.

You are qualified to do so.

Why do you lack confidence?

I feel more... secure with it.

Wearing an unsuitable bra for a long period

may also make you feel comfortable.

Do you know why?

It's because your breasts
have adapted to the wrong bra

you don't even notice it.

What should I do?

Pick one that suits you the best

instead of the other way round.

Or if you feel comfortable,

it's okay of not putting it on.

I get it.

This is Europe's bra directory

that listed from present to 2003.

It includes every design and material,
see if it's useful.

Do you think this sample works?

- Let me read it again.
- Okay.

- Finish drawing?
- Wait a minute.

Siu Mui, take that one over here please.

This one, okay, no problem.

I told Anna to look for
the buckle and straps you've chosen.

And about the lab,

it's ready for your experiment on
body temperature and dynamics.

The more you help me, the more I scare.

I am scared of not doing a good job.

This isn't you. You never say these words before.

I bought you some food.

I give up! I give up!

I give up...

I can't do that, it's killing me. Can't take it.

What can I help you?

You can't help me.

Analyzing bras, I did it already.

Wearing artificial breasts, I've done everything.

What else do I miss?

I don't know what I miss.

Please tell me...

Are women too complicated to be satisfied?

Women are not complicated.

What women want are very simple.

Just because it's too simple,

for men to believe.

Simple...

OK, you tell me.

When will a woman's breasts

feel the most comfort and security?

What is that feeling? Please tell me.

Comfort and security...

I don't know how to say.

Must be joking. You're a woman.

That feeling...

When you touched a woman's breasts,

did you ever think of their feeling?

Johnny...

I get it, I finally make it!

Let me show you...

What do you feel?

Jerk! Never think of you are this kind of person!

No, this is what the "Ultimate Bra" is.

Can you feel that?

Can you feel that?

I don't really understand what you say.

Don't you understand?

The design is completed.

Tell me the reason of your resignation.

I'm scared of falling in love with this bra.

I'll lose control of myself.

You are not scared of loving this bra

but a woman instead.

A good bra has three special functions.

The "Ultimate Bra"...

carries three more functions.

"TOKYO"

I accepted this mission three months ago.

To hire 2 male designers

to create the "Ultimate Bra".

Finally, we made the "Ultimate Bra".

One of the designers, Johnny,

is here to introduce this design.

Wayne, the other designer, and I do think

what women want the most are men's hugging.

That's the reason why we design a bra

which allows you to have
this same feeling when you wear it.

We calculate out the most comfortable
embracing figures of women.

Record them down in metals with memorized feature.

To make a strapless bra with the mixture

of pure cotton and fiber

and we successfully make it and able to provide

a blissful feeling as
if it is supported by a pair of hands.

The middle layer is made of milk fiber.

Its structure is very similar to human fats.

We use Actin Filament white in the external layer.

It provides a good protection for
breasts and nipples.

This is our final product.

Samantha once said that
a good bra carried three functions.

We add three more on top of that.

Don't you know what are these
additional functions?

Firstly, the sense of security from embracing,

secondly, from men's respect.

Both Wayne and I did not respect bra at all.

It changes us after these few months of work.

Thirdly...

this is very personal indeed.

Wayne and I hope this bra can express

our deepest feeling towards our love.

Can you tell me who they are?

I prefer not since it is very personal.

Wayne's love is Lena.

You should know you are my love.

How dare you saying such words here?

We only discuss bras here

and nothing else.

Okay, let's talk about bra!

There won't be any "Ultimate Bra".

I agree on your point, different bras are
for different occasions.

Hey Miss, you make bra.

Have you ever think of the feeling of a bra?

After wearing it once,
it thinks you'd love it then.

Because it gives you happiness,
comfort and confidence.

Trying its best to satisfy your need.

Yet it never thinks of being dumped
after the first usage.

It won't look for other women.

What has the bra done wrong?

All it hopes is you'd wear it again.

Give it one more chance.

However, you purposely avoid it.

Do you know how hurt that bra is?

Samantha, you should grant it one more chance.

Excuse me, I prefer a walk outside.

Samantha

do you know why I don't go against men anymore?

I fell in love 3 months ago.

I am recovered.

Congratulation!

Johnny

If a good bra has character,

it won't let go its woman.

President, I absolutely
don't understand your words.

Anyway, thank you.

Samantha!

Samantha!

Samantha!

Samantha!

Samantha!

Give this bra a chance and
give your life a miracle.

What do you want?

Being an outstanding men's underpants,

it has three functions.

What are you doing?

Firstly, it must be ventilated

so it won't affect its reproduction ability.

Secondly, the opening should be well located,

so it allows smooth operations.

Thirdly, it must provide

a comfortable and safe environment,

so that men will be confident.

No more dangling or depressed,

and lacking of a sense of belonging.

You are really bad! Can always crack me up.

Smiling is good. It means happiness.

Falling in love should be happy.

No more rain if you are happy.

I can bring you lots of sunshine.

You're disgusting.

Every love story

is always disgusting and sweet.

And the sweetest point of this love story is

I specially design it for you,

the one and only "Ultimate Bra".

Do you want to try?

Here?

Out on the street?

Certainly.

I'm that "Ultimate Bra".

You better zip it up first.

Why'd you still mind how others think of us?

Come over, put it on.

Don't be so forceful...

it's very fragile, gonna break.

Don't you just design the "Ultimate Bra"?

Yes.

Don't you know this "Ultimate Bra"

has changed my attitude towards love?

I always thought that love should last forever.

And I think it over, I prefer an concentrated one.

Well,

I'd elongate mine.

I mean my love concept.

To accommodate your concentrated one, okay?

But I'm worried about your incompetence.

Incompetence?!

What incompetence? Come on!