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Previously on Georgie &
Mandy's First Marriage...
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Little busy here, Georgie.
What's up?
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You know damn well what's up.
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Oh, you mean First Baptist.
Yeah.
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It does feel good
to do good, don't it?
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You're just trying to drive me
out of business.
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Which also feels good.
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Man, I hate that guy.
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My family has been through
too much these past few years
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to put up with
you rubbing salt in the wound.
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- Now, I never intended-
- And God is watching you.
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He may be forgiving,
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but when it comes to my family,
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I sure as heck am not.
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Yes, ma'am.
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There may be a decent man
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underneath all that scruff.
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I can shave!
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(insects trilling)
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Hey, Mom.
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Oh, darn, you just missed
Bible study.
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Whew, close one.
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Well, I'm not gonna hassle you,
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but only because you're dropping
off my granddaughter.
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Huh. Gettin' me outta stuff.
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I wish I had you in high school.
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You did.
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Here's the rest of the dishes.
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Hi, Georgie.
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What are you doin' here?
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Oh, your mom invited me
to Bible study.
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And who is
this little cutie, huh?
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This is CeeCee. Can you
say hi to Mr. Fagenbacher?
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And then say bye
to Mr. Fagenbacher,
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'cause he's leaving.
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Don't be rude.
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It's okay, I'm going.
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Okay. Well, I hope to see you
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at church on Sunday?
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I'll be there.
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What the hell, Mom?
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Language.
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I cleaned it up.
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It's not the "what the"
I wanted to say.
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It was Bible study.
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God does not turn anyone away.
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God don't, but you can.
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I know that, in the past,
Fred has been a real...
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monkey butt,
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but he has been
coming to church
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and I think
he wants to change.
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People don't change.
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Once a monkey butt,
always a monkey butt.
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Really?
Because you were a wild teenager
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and now
you are a responsible father.
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Don't use me against me.
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Fred is finding God,
and that is a good thing.
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God is everywhere,
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he can find Him
at someone else's mom's house.
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?
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(coos)
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(insects trilling)
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Have you heard from Connor?
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- No.
- Huh.
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Thought he would've checked in.
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I thought so, too.
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Sleeping in
a van full of girls-
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can't imagine why
he hasn't called his mother.
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Fill your mouth with food.
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- (door shuts loudly)
- Hey. How's your mom?
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You wouldn't believe it.
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What's going on?
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Fagenbacher was at her house
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for Bible study.
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You're kidding.
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Bible study? Who's buying that?
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He's just doin' this
to piss me off.
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Clearly. Why else would he
spend time with that woman?
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Hey, that's my mom!
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Come on, Audrey, she's a single,
attractive lady.
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Hey, that's my mom!
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Who doesn't drink, dance
or have fun of any kind.
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Hey, that's-
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Actually, good point, thank you.
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Please come to bed.
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I'm upset.
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- I do push-ups when I'm upset.
- (scoffs)
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Do you want to talk about it?
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I can talk and do push-ups.
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All right.
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Goin' after my mom
to get to me,
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that's low.
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And she was just buyin'
everything he was sellin'.
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Okay, yep, maybe we just talk.
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(sighs)
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(groans)
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You should've seen him-
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helping with the dishes,
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saying how cute CeeCee is...
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Jerk.
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You don't think your mom would
actually date him, do you?
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Of course not.
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She's too smart for that.
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Well, then,
what are you worried about?
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That she ain't that smart
and she's gonna date him!
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Come on, he can't keep up
this nice guy act for long.
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You're right.
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Although,
I did pretend to be nice
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for a whole year
to win homecoming queen.
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- You're kiddin'.
- You don't get the tiara
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without getting
your hands dirty.
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(laughs)
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What?
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Just thinking
about Mary and Fred.
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So ridiculous.
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Yeah.
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(laughs)
I mean, can you imagine?
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Why would I imagine it?
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Exactly.
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It's impossible to imagine.
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Mary is not his type.
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What's his type, you?
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Of course not.
That was high school.
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Then why are
we still talking about it?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I can't talk about Connor,
I can't talk about Fred.
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Is there anything else I can't
bring up in front of you?
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- (smacks lips)
- (TV shuts off)
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Now that you mention it,
I don't love you talking about
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all them fun things
you're gonna do after I die.
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I don't do that.
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See plays on Broadway.
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Go to Paris.
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Get a Pomeranian.
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We could do
all those things right now.
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(scoffs) Over my dead body.
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Bingo.
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Hey, can I ask you a question?
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Sure.
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Does your grandma ever...
go on dates with guys?
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She's a grandma.
Grandmas don't date.
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What's wrong with you?
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My meemaw's a grandma.
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You do not want to walk
in her bedroom without knocking.
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- (entry bell jingles)
- Be right with ya!
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FRED:
Take your time.
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- What's he doing here?
- Don't care. I don't want to talk to him.
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Somebody's gotta talk to him.
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Fine, you do it.
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Y'all need to work
on your whispering.
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What do you want?
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I'm just here to clear the air.
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Stay away from my mom.
There, the air is cleared.
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I have nothing but respect
for your mother.
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Oh, give it a rest.
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You're just trying
to get to me.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Can you catch me up here?
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This guy's been sniffing
around my mom.
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I'm caught up. Continue.
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Georgie, me going to church
has nothing to do with you.
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I'm supposed to believe that?
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I guess maybe I wouldn't
if I was in your shoes,
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but I'm trying
to be a better man and
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Bible study's helping.
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Oh, please,
I've been to Bible study.
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Other than the cookies,
it's the worst.
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Well, maybe you should
give it another shot.
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I'm sure Mary would
love to have you.
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Don't call her "Mary."
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It's "Mrs. Cooper."
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And hang around all you want,
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she's never gonna
fall for you.
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Well, no offense, son, but...
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that's up to Mrs. Cooper.
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- (entry bells jingle)
- (door closes)
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You let him have the last word.
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I'm not happy about it, either!
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- (knocking at door)
- Come in.
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Hey.
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- (door closes)
- CeeCee ready to go?
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Missy took her to the park.
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Aw. That's sweet.
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I was hoping that
spending the day with a toddler
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might be a good form
of birth control.
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Can I get you
something to drink?
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Oh, no. I got it.
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(exhales) So...
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What's new?
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And by that I mean,
what the hell's going on
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with you and Fagenbacher?
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There is no me and Fagenbacher.
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Georgie is being ridiculous.
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I know. I told him
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you'd never be interested
in a guy like that.
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Well, as a Christian,
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I am interested
in helping anyone
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who is looking for God's love.
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Are you sure it's God's love
he's looking for?
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Mandy...
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Are you into bad boys?
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Is that what's going on here?
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No.
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You know, my mom and him
used to be involved.
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He told me.
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And by "involved," I...
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do mean sex stuff.
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I know what it means!
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Well, you say things
like "monkey butt."
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I wasn't sure.
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I can take care of myself.
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Of course. I just...
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I think Fred might be
using you.
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Why? Because I am some poor,
gullible church lady
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who's too naive to know
when she's being fooled?
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Well, I wasn't gonna
put it that way,
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but since you did,
let's go with it.
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I am a grown woman.
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I have raised three children
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and I have buried my husband.
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I know a lot more
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- about life than you do.
- You're right.
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And who I choose
to spend my time with
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is nobody's business but my own.
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I know.
It's just that Georgie and I-
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And I am sorry, did
either of you ask how I felt
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when you two got involved?
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And by "involved,"
I mean sex stuff.
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(TV playing quietly)
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(dial tone sounding)
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What are you doing?
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Making sure the phone's working.
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He's fine, Audrey.
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Then why hasn't he called?
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When prisoners break out,
they don't call the warden.
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GEORGIE:
Son of a bitch, dammit!
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Hey, y'all.
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What was that about?
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Sorry. Was just trying
to get my feelings out
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so I don't bring y'all down.
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Thank you,
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'cause we are having
a great time.
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What's going on?
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Fagenbacher came by the store.
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(scoffs) To gloat?
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No, to tell me how much
he respects my mom.
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Ugh.
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Please stop being on my side.
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I wish there was some way
I could prove to her
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what a dirtbag he is.
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Well, what are you gonna do,
follow him around
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and wait till he does
something sleazy?
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Well, he's a regular at Nate's.
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Always there
slobbering over some girl.
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Well, great.
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We-We'll catch him in the act.
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He knows you. He's not gonna do
anything if you're there.
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(sighs) Right.
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We need someone he doesn't know.
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Tonight?
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You're paying for
my drinks, right?
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Dale, I'm going out!
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00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,476
Now, just keep an eye on him.
263
00:10:09,477 --> 00:10:10,576
When he starts
hitting on somebody,
264
00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:11,778
page me from the pay phone.
265
00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,113
What if he doesn't?
266
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:15,649
Oh, he will.
He hits on everyone.
267
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:17,773
I mean, you're safe,
'cause you're old.
268
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:19,987
Not too old to kick your ass.
269
00:10:21,021 --> 00:10:22,489
I'd pay to see that.
270
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,225
So...
271
00:10:25,325 --> 00:10:26,459
Drink money.
272
00:10:26,559 --> 00:10:27,895
(scoffs)
273
00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:29,565
? And you don't know
what to do... ?
274
00:10:30,197 --> 00:10:31,498
Here you go.
275
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:35,302
Ten dollars? What am I,
the designated driver?
276
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,538
Fine.
277
00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,041
I drink top shelf.
278
00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:43,243
(scoffs)
279
00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:45,412
? Your body will
be learning... ?
280
00:10:45,512 --> 00:10:46,947
And I'm a good tipper.
281
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,517
? If you
so much as touch me... ?
282
00:10:50,617 --> 00:10:52,085
(truck door opens)
283
00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:53,745
Never should've called her old.
284
00:10:57,557 --> 00:10:58,859
(doorbell rings)
285
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,528
(exhales)
286
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,966
Oh. Hello.
287
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:07,701
Mandy left CeeCee's bag.
288
00:11:07,801 --> 00:11:08,851
Thank you.
289
00:11:10,037 --> 00:11:11,604
Would you like to come in?
290
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,207
- My son here?
- No.
291
00:11:14,307 --> 00:11:15,909
- CeeCee up?
- No.
292
00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,059
I'm okay.
293
00:11:19,112 --> 00:11:22,149
I know everyone's been giving
you a hard time about Freddy,
294
00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,384
but I think
it's none of their business.
295
00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:25,919
Thank you.
296
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:29,089
Although, I am surprised-
297
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,725
him being so wild and fun.
298
00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:34,461
You saying I'm not fun?
299
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:35,796
No.
300
00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,197
You're just...
301
00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:38,799
Bible fun.
302
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:41,735
And he's... you know...
303
00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,270
fun fun.
304
00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,705
Well, I know this is tough
305
00:11:45,706 --> 00:11:47,807
because you and Fred dated
in high school,
306
00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:49,242
and I'm sorry he dumped you,
307
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,878
but that was a long time ago.
308
00:11:53,513 --> 00:11:55,482
He told you he dumped me?
309
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:58,051
It doesn't matter. I'm gonna go.
310
00:11:58,052 --> 00:11:59,185
'Cause I dumped him.
311
00:11:59,186 --> 00:12:00,236
For Jim.
312
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,122
So I win.
313
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:06,459
Well, then it looks like
it worked out for everyone.
314
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,328
Especially for me.
315
00:12:08,395 --> 00:12:09,863
'Cause I dumped him!
316
00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:16,636
(Mandy sighs)
317
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,573
What is taking so long?
I gotta pee.
318
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,160
Here.
319
00:12:25,212 --> 00:12:26,262
Seriously?
320
00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,181
Well, it's okay, I finished it.
321
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,950
I'm going inside.
322
00:12:29,951 --> 00:12:32,218
You'll blow our cover.
Just go behind a tree.
323
00:12:32,219 --> 00:12:33,653
I am not going behind a tree.
324
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,889
Why not?
I pee all kinds of places.
325
00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:37,257
I'm aware.
326
00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,241
(scoffs)
327
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:41,128
- ?
- (indistinct chatter)
328
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:47,434
Dang it, now I gotta pee.
329
00:12:51,738 --> 00:12:52,788
You gotta see this.
330
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,441
- See what?
- Just come with me.
331
00:12:54,541 --> 00:12:55,976
(scoffs)
332
00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,312
(indistinct chatter)
333
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:01,614
What am I supposed to see?
334
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:02,764
That.
335
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:04,885
(laughing)
336
00:13:06,319 --> 00:13:07,454
What the heck?
337
00:13:07,587 --> 00:13:09,689
Yeah. Crazy. Gotta pee.
338
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,295
What are you doin'?
339
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,798
- I'm watching him.
- (laughs)
340
00:13:18,899 --> 00:13:20,733
Sending your grandma
to spy on me?
341
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,524
- I respect that.
- (both chuckle)
342
00:13:22,525 --> 00:13:23,569
You knew who she was?
343
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:24,771
I told him.
344
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,673
Why would you do that?
345
00:13:26,674 --> 00:13:28,707
I figured if somebody wanted
to date my daughter,
346
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,910
I ought to find out
347
00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:31,847
- what's wrong with him.
- (laughing)
348
00:13:31,848 --> 00:13:34,046
I've got a couple ex-wives
that would love to tell you.
349
00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,182
(both laugh)
350
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,722
Hey, free bit of advice here:
351
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,785
don't ever hire
a hot receptionist.
352
00:13:38,886 --> 00:13:40,620
(chuckles) It's okay.
353
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,655
I'm not looking for a job.
354
00:13:42,755 --> 00:13:44,124
(laughing)
355
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,759
Stop liking him!
356
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:49,262
Come on, he might be
good for your mom.
357
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:52,165
Help get that stick
outta her "patootie."
358
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:55,302
I think it's cute
how she don't cuss.
359
00:13:55,402 --> 00:13:57,170
Yeah? Well, you're wrong.
360
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,571
(laughs)
361
00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:00,522
Hey.
362
00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:01,674
What'd I miss?
363
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,543
- Meemaw likes him.
- Oh.
364
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,345
Well, why don't you two date?
365
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,280
Problem solved.
366
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,781
What do you think?
367
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:11,218
- Well, I got a boyfriend.
- Mm.
368
00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:13,286
But he's of an age,
so keep in touch.
369
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,754
(laughs)
370
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,896
(dial tone sounds)
371
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:29,102
Drinkin' alone, my kinda gal.
372
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,873
I just want you to know,
373
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,509
you are twice the man
Fred Fagenbacher is.
374
00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,811
What are we talking,
like in my pants?
375
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,915
I mean in every way.
376
00:14:41,916 --> 00:14:43,082
Oh.
377
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,133
Well, thank you.
378
00:14:44,151 --> 00:14:46,353
Seriously,
smartest thing I ever did
379
00:14:46,453 --> 00:14:48,155
was dump him for you.
380
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,271
I agree.
381
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:50,958
And I did dump him.
382
00:14:52,205 --> 00:14:56,595
This Mary thing really bugs you,
doesn't it?
383
00:14:56,596 --> 00:14:58,431
They are so different.
384
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:01,434
It's like a dog dating a...
385
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,570
a very religious duck.
386
00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,273
And what if it works out?
387
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,607
Thanksgiving with him,
388
00:15:07,707 --> 00:15:09,142
Christmas with hi-
389
00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:12,779
Easter with him helping CeeCee
look for eggs.
390
00:15:12,879 --> 00:15:15,148
I help CeeCee look for eggs.
391
00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,184
And you are very good at it.
392
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,087
- (ringing)
- Oh, thank God.
393
00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,488
Connor?
394
00:15:21,489 --> 00:15:22,588
(sighs)
395
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,092
No, I will not take your survey.
396
00:15:25,892 --> 00:15:27,627
Of course I'm a Republican!
397
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,933
I met your new beau
the other night.
398
00:15:34,034 --> 00:15:36,069
Nice-looking fella.
399
00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:38,705
He is not my beau,
we're just friends.
400
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,141
A beau is just
a friend you want to boink.
401
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,359
Mom...
402
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:46,246
Boink is as G-rated
as I can make it.
403
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,316
Well, that is not happening.
404
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,384
Why not? I like him.
405
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,486
There is one reason right there.
406
00:15:53,586 --> 00:15:55,522
Well, he likes you.
407
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:58,625
(sighs)
He hasn't even asked me out.
408
00:15:58,626 --> 00:16:00,192
Well, if he did,
would you go?
409
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,996
(sighs)
I don't know, it's...
410
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,697
complicated.
411
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:08,001
Oh, honey, listen to me.
412
00:16:08,935 --> 00:16:10,303
This is your life,
413
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,140
and you've got to do
what makes you happy.
414
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,575
Even if it makes
everyone else miserable?
415
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:19,046
Everybody else can just
go boink themselves.
416
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:27,154
Glad you came back.
417
00:16:27,155 --> 00:16:29,055
This, uh, this book's
a real page-turner.
418
00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,590
I gotta see how it ends.
419
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:34,494
So, I heard you met my mother.
420
00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,829
(chuckling):
Yeah. She's a piece of work.
421
00:16:36,929 --> 00:16:38,365
She's a piece of something.
422
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,468
I think
she was flirtin' with me.
423
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,036
Oh, she was.
424
00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,539
(laughs) Hey, y'all.
425
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,643
What are you two doin' here?
426
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:51,850
Well, it's Bible study.
427
00:16:51,851 --> 00:16:53,279
I thought
everyone was welcome.
428
00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,282
- Georgie...
- Told you she wouldn't buy it.
429
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,219
Fine. I'm here to keep
an eye on this clown.
430
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,154
This is not the place.
431
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:02,355
It's okay, Mary.
432
00:17:02,356 --> 00:17:04,323
He's just being protective.
He's a good son.
433
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,074
Oh, drop it,
I ain't that good a son.
434
00:17:06,075 --> 00:17:07,526
Yeah.
He did forget her birthday.
435
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:08,761
Thank you.
436
00:17:09,829 --> 00:17:11,731
If I'm causing problems,
I can leave.
437
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:13,433
Yeah, take you a cookie and git.
438
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:17,704
No, you are here for
the right reasons. They can go.
439
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:18,871
The right reasons?
440
00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:20,706
You're just using God
to get at my mother.
441
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:23,076
Look, I never thought
I'd be at a Bible study-
442
00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,712
not sober, anyhow-
443
00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:28,102
but, uh, your mother saw
something good in me
444
00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,049
that I couldn't see in myself.
445
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,350
Oh, well,
that doesn't mean anything.
446
00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,584
She sees the good in everybody.
447
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:33,635
Except your mom.
448
00:17:33,686 --> 00:17:35,496
(whispers):
Trying to make a point.
449
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:36,923
If I'm being honest, yes,
450
00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,558
I am interested in Mary.
451
00:17:38,559 --> 00:17:39,591
Told you.
452
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,394
But I'm more interested
453
00:17:41,494 --> 00:17:43,029
in trying to be a better person.
454
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,698
See? He is on a righteous path.
455
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,434
How are you so gullible?
456
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:48,735
Okay, that is enough.
457
00:17:48,835 --> 00:17:50,203
You two need to leave.
458
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:51,371
Fine.
459
00:17:51,471 --> 00:17:53,281
But you better not
make a move on her.
460
00:17:53,282 --> 00:17:55,341
Don't worry,
I'll be on my best behavior.
461
00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:56,409
To heck with that.
462
00:17:56,543 --> 00:17:59,246
Fred, would you like
to have dinner with me?
463
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,396
Whoa.
464
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:03,350
No, he wouldn't.
465
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:04,500
I would love to.
466
00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:07,886
You two start dating, CeeCee's
never coming over here again.
467
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,422
Okay. Georgie, hang on.
468
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,690
I'm serious. That's the kind of
decision she's making,
469
00:18:11,691 --> 00:18:13,259
I don't trust her
with our daughter.
470
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:15,562
You are using CeeCee
to control me?
471
00:18:15,662 --> 00:18:17,712
You're picking him
over your own family.
472
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:20,567
Okay. There is the door,
you know how to use it.
473
00:18:20,568 --> 00:18:22,234
Okay, I think this just got
a little out of hand-
474
00:18:22,235 --> 00:18:23,865
I ain't fooling around.
I mean it.
475
00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:25,605
So do I. Go!
476
00:18:25,705 --> 00:18:27,174
Come on.
477
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,081
Okay.
478
00:18:35,082 --> 00:18:36,448
Everybody, please gather around
479
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,379
and open our Bibles
to Proverbs 10:1!
480
00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:40,866
(Mary clears throat)
481
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:46,808
(insects trilling)
482
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,061
(phone ringing)
483
00:18:49,614 --> 00:18:51,597
Hello?
484
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,166
It's me. Made it to Lubbock.
485
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:55,568
Oh, thank God.
486
00:18:55,635 --> 00:19:00,173
Honey, I know I wasn't
thrilled with this trip,
487
00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,975
but I am really proud of you.
488
00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:05,945
I'm glad you're out there
living your life.
489
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:07,380
(chuckles) I sure am.
490
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:11,751
So, how's it going?
491
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,786
Tell me everything.
492
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:15,355
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00:19:22,629 --> 00:19:24,631
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