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Previously on Georgie & Mandy's
First Marriage...
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Just please tell me
in the future
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you and Chloe will be
more careful.
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She broke up with me.
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Chloe called.
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Go get it, son.
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You weren't there last time.
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- He was a wreck.
- I was.
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- And he's just getting over her.
- I am.
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So he definitely does not
want to see her again.
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I might.
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Dude.
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Kind of figured your family
might hate me.
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They do. Big-time.
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Do you?
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I did.
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I probably should, but I don't.
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Kind of awkward, isn't it?
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Even for me,
and that's saying something.
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Well, we're a little
slammed today
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but I'll tell you what,
let me talk to my mechanic.
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I'll make sure your car
is next up.
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- Thank you.
- (phone rings)
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Excuse me a sec.
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McAllister Auto.
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Oh, right,
uh, we're running behind,
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but let me talk to my mechanic.
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I'll make sure your car
is next up.
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I'm just saying that,
it's definitely you.
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Ruben?!
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Ruben, what are you doing?
We're all backed up.
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RUBEN: I'm having the opposite
problem in here.
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Well, hurry.
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My stomach's a mess.
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I think it's something I ate.
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We ate the same thing, I'm fine.
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(straining):
If I don't make it out of here,
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tell my abuela I love her.
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? ?
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Georgie, I need
to use the bathroom.
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GEORGIE:
Not as much as me.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Use the gas station
across the street.
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(whimpers)
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No, they're nice,
I can't do that to them.
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I think something was wrong
with that chili.
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Uh-oh.
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GEORGIE:
Hey, you know where the plunger is?
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Hello?
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Dude, this isn't funny!
I need it!
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? ?
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(coos)
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Pass me the socket wrench.
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Yep.
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Nope.
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(vomiting)
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Chili?
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Chili's long gone.
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I don't know what that is.
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Uh-oh.
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(vomiting)
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You okay?
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If we kill the chili guy, no
court in Texas would convict us.
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Whataya say we close up
and go home.
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There's five more cars
in the lot.
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Have some Pepto.
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I had some Pepto.
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Oh, that explains the pink.
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We can soldier through this.
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(pager buzzing)
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(groans)
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Shoot.
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I got a tow.
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You gonna be okay here?
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You gonna be okay
out on the road?
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Yeah, little fresh air
will probably do me good.
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Just in case.
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(grunts)
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You okay?
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I'm fine, just something I ate.
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(groaning)
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You don't sound fine.
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No, no, I'm good.
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This'll just take a sec.
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(vomiting)
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(coughs, groans)
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Needless to say,
this one's on the house.
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- (shower running)
- CONNOR: * Baby mine ?
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? Baby mine... ?
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- (gasps)
- (Chloe shrieks)
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Sorry. Sorry.
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Sorry!
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Mm-hmm.
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All right, I'll be there
as soon as I can.
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What's going on?
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Georgie and Ruben got
food poisoning.
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(gasps):
Oh, no.
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Yeah, apparently
it's coming out both ends.
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Why tell me that?
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Trust me that's the best way
to find out.
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Jim, I just found Chloe
in Connor's bed.
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You don't say. Got to go.
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Where are you going?
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Trouble at the store.
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What are we gonna do?
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Trouble at the store.
I got to go.
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?
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(sighs):
Oh, thank God.
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Oh, honey, you look terrible.
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What did you eat?
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- We had some bad-
- Don't say it.
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We never say that word again.
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You guys go home, I got this.
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Oh, we got this.
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Really? You're gonna help?
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You think I want
to go home with that?
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?
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Hi.
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Hello.
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So, I heard you saw Chloe.
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I saw a lot of Chloe.
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(sighs):
She was really embarrassed.
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What about me?
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You could have told me
she was spending the night.
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I would've, but I didn't want
you getting all weird about it.
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(laughing)
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I don't get weird.
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I didn't even know
you two were a couple again.
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We're not, we're just friends.
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Friends don't see each other's
private parts.
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And we've arrived at weird.
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No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I can be cool.
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I don't think you can.
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Oh, please,
I was alive in the '60s.
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I'm not a fuddy-duddy.
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People who say "fuddy-duddy"
are fuddy-duddies.
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Don't change the subject.
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(exhales)
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Chloe and I are just friends,
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and sometimes she spends
the night
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but we're not putting
a label on it.
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Cool.
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That's cool.
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Labels are such a drag.
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?
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- Thanks for your business.
- Mm-hmm.
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Here you go. Sorry for the wait.
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Oh, no problem.
I just popped across the street
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and grabbed some lunch.
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- The chili place?
- Yeah.
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Okay, uh,
you don't have much time.
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Yeah, you want to drive home
right now.
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Do not stop for anything.
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- Why?
- Just go, woman.
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How's that alignment coming?
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Done.
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We're almost caught up.
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Can I help?
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You actually want
to get your hands dirty?
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Yeah.
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You know, when you were a kid
and I offered to teach you,
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you said, and I quote, "Ew."
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Okay, I have a three-year-old.
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You would not believe
what comes out of her.
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All right, let's give it a shot.
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I can wear gloves though, right?
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I just got a manicure.
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? ?
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I mean, after all
she put him through,
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why would he want
to be friends with her?
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Let alone a friend
he sleeps with.
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(weakly):
Uh-huh.
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And who sleeps
with their friends anyway?
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I mean, have friends.
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I play bridge with them
and clothes stay on.
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Mm-hmm.
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Not wanting to put a label
on their relationship.
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Labels are important.
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How do you know what size
your clothes are?
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A label.
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How do you know
when food's expired?
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A label.
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How do you know
who to sleep with
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and who to go to a movie with?
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A label?
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A label!
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Thank you.
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Did you add honey?
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Love you, Abuela.
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? ?
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Just because I still
live at home
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doesn't mean Mom needs to know
all my business, right?
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(toilet flushing)
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Are you even listening to me?
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GEORGIE:
Uh-huh.
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? ?
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(whirring)
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(grunts)
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There you go, you just rotated
your first set of tires.
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Hell yeah, I did.
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You know there was a time
I thought McAllister Auto
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was gonna be a family business.
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You taking over someday.
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Oh.
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Ew.
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You disappointed with
the way things turned out?
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No.
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Georgie's running the store,
I got a beautiful grandbaby,
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someday Connor's gonna be
your problem.
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Everything's swell.
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You know you, uh,
didn't mention me on your list.
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Oh, come on, you're doing great.
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TV weather girl.
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I always knew you were gonna do
something special.
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Aw.
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Although it took you so long
to get out of college,
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I started to question it.
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Aw.
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But then you graduated
and got a job right away.
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Thank you.
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Till you got fired
and knocked up by a teenager.
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Okay.
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But you managed
to turn things around.
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Yes, I did.
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I mean you did call God a woman
on television,
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and quit on the air.
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Th-That...
That was embarrassing.
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But, uh, overall,
you think I'm special
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and you're proud of me.
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Yeah, I guess so.
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It was really sweet.
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I mean,
he said he was proud of me.
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(weakly):
Uh-huh.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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I rotated my first set of tires.
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I mean, I thought for sure
I was gonna break a nail,
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but I found some gloves
and that did the trick.
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(moaning loudly)
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? La linda manita ?
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? Que tiene el beb๏ฟฝ ?
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? Qu๏ฟฝ linda, qu๏ฟฝ bella ?
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BOTH:
? Que preciosa es. ?
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You sure it's all right
that I'm here?
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Yeah, I talked to my mom.
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- And it went okay?
- Oh, God, no.
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Just try not to flash my dad.
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Are you okay with everything?
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You mean us?
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I'm fine. You?
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Yeah.
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I'm happy.
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We play music together,
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we do other things together.
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What's not to like?
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I do like other things.
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And we've already
played music, so...
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One sec.
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Okay, we're good.
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(music playing quietly
over radio)
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Hey, why don't we do
other stuff with cars?
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You know, engine stuff.
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Well, we specialize.
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Tires, brakes, suspensions,
et cetera.
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Do you not know
how to do engine stuff?
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I know how to do engine stuff.
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It nothing to be
embarrassed about.
268
00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:29,789
I mean, you wouldn't ask
a dermatologist
269
00:11:29,790 --> 00:11:31,591
to do brain surgery.
270
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,393
- You would not.
- You know, 'cause
271
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,295
they don't know how.
272
00:11:35,296 --> 00:11:39,031
Hey, what about, what about,
like, body work?
273
00:11:39,032 --> 00:11:40,366
- Dents and scratches?
- (music volume increases)
274
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:42,069
I mean, how hard can that be?
275
00:11:42,169 --> 00:11:43,804
I can take a hint!
276
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:45,238
Prove it!
277
00:11:48,081 --> 00:11:52,244
I've been practicing
different hand claps.
278
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,413
Why?
279
00:11:53,546 --> 00:11:56,683
Sometimes songs require
a special kind of clap.
280
00:11:56,784 --> 00:11:57,918
Flat hand.
281
00:11:59,019 --> 00:12:00,520
Cupped.
282
00:12:00,587 --> 00:12:02,389
Lobster.
283
00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:05,759
I invented that one
for people missing an arm.
284
00:12:06,693 --> 00:12:08,929
Oh. Hello.
285
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:12,432
Mrs. McAllister,
I am so sorry about yesterday.
286
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:15,368
My fault, should have knocked.
287
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,670
Next time, we'll lock the door.
288
00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,606
Cool, cool.
289
00:12:19,706 --> 00:12:22,442
Well, I'm glad you two are...
290
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,577
...whatever.
291
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:25,745
Just friends.
292
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:28,015
I didn't want to label it.
293
00:12:28,115 --> 00:12:30,050
We should get back to practice.
294
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,852
What you practicing for?
295
00:12:31,919 --> 00:12:34,654
A friend of mine hooked us up
with a few gigs.
296
00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:36,623
Oh, maybe I'll come
check you out.
297
00:12:36,624 --> 00:12:37,857
They're actually not in town.
298
00:12:37,858 --> 00:12:39,525
Couple in Austin,
one in Lubbock,
299
00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:41,216
and then we finish out
in Houston.
300
00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:43,030
Where will you sleep?
301
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,898
The drummer has a van.
302
00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:48,135
Three friends sleeping
in a van. Cool.
303
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,770
Five, actually.
304
00:12:50,904 --> 00:12:54,241
And you're okay in a van
with four other guys?
305
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:55,608
Three of them are girls.
306
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,411
(laughs):
Oh, wow. Great.
307
00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,983
Georgie, my son's a slut.
308
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,986
(phone ringing)
309
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:13,193
- Hello?
- Dude, I need a favor.
310
00:13:17,164 --> 00:13:18,932
Gracias, Abuela.
311
00:13:24,671 --> 00:13:26,206
Okay, inventory's updated.
312
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:27,356
- Thanks.
- (gasps)
313
00:13:27,357 --> 00:13:28,807
Well, what are you doing here?
314
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:31,144
You giving the tire a bath?
315
00:13:31,145 --> 00:13:33,345
I'm looking for air bubbles.
316
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,847
That's how you know
where the hole is.
317
00:13:34,848 --> 00:13:36,316
Oh.
318
00:13:36,317 --> 00:13:38,650
CeeCee likes to make
little fart bubbles in the tub.
319
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:40,687
She thinks it's hilarious.
320
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,423
Oh. There's the hole.
321
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:45,425
Oh, yeah. Look at that.
322
00:13:45,525 --> 00:13:46,759
So, what's next?
323
00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:48,995
Well, if it's on the side wall,
you need a new tire,
324
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,631
but this is on the tread,
so we can patch it.
325
00:13:51,632 --> 00:13:53,832
Don't we make more money
selling new tires?
326
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:56,036
Yeah, but that's
a little dishonest.
327
00:13:56,037 --> 00:13:57,436
Just a little?
(blows raspberry)
328
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,272
I'm okay with that.
329
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:01,508
Hey, you know
what'd be really helpful?
330
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:03,543
You run and grab us lunch.
331
00:14:03,544 --> 00:14:04,843
Are you trying to get rid of me?
332
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:06,346
Yeah.
333
00:14:06,347 --> 00:14:08,614
Well, that's a little mean.
334
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:11,151
Just a little?
I'm okay with that.
335
00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:14,087
Fine.
336
00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:16,856
She's gonna bring me chili.
337
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,892
? ?
338
00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,796
Hello?
339
00:14:23,897 --> 00:14:26,099
Everybody decent?
340
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:28,936
It's just me.
341
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,011
Can we talk about
this road trip?
342
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,580
I was gonna tell you,
but I knew you'd be upset.
343
00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,482
Of course I'm upset.
344
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,717
You and a bunch
of strangers in a van,
345
00:14:44,817 --> 00:14:46,987
on the road, away from home?
346
00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:49,056
- I'll be fine.
- You don't know that.
347
00:14:49,057 --> 00:14:51,390
What if the van breaks down,
what if you get robbed,
348
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,427
what if you become
a drug addict?
349
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:56,096
Mom, stop.
350
00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:58,999
Those Beatles started off
as clean-cut young men.
351
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:00,899
Next thing you know,
they're smoking pot
352
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:03,036
and thinking they're a walrus.
353
00:15:04,771 --> 00:15:06,173
I'm not gonna do drugs.
354
00:15:06,273 --> 00:15:09,442
Okay, maybe not you,
but what about your bandmates,
355
00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,311
whom I have yet to meet?
356
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,947
It's not a playdate.
357
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,849
Connor, peer pressure is real.
358
00:15:16,950 --> 00:15:20,920
You have very little experience
with any of this.
359
00:15:21,021 --> 00:15:23,856
How else do you expect me
to get experience?
360
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:25,225
Just ask me.
361
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:28,295
That's what moms are for.
362
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,330
I'm going. Deal with it.
363
00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:32,132
Fine.
364
00:15:32,133 --> 00:15:34,066
Don't expect me
to come to the rescue
365
00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,268
- when something
horrible happens. - I won't.
366
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,106
And I'm still giving you money
in case of emergency!
367
00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:41,041
Thank you!
368
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:48,115
- I'm back.
- JIM: In here.
369
00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,650
Oh, my God. What happened?
370
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:51,918
Eh, my back went out.
371
00:15:51,919 --> 00:15:53,052
- Here. Let me help you up.
- No, no, no!
372
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:54,554
Don't-don't, don't touch me.
373
00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:56,088
Okay, well,
what do you want me to do?
374
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,891
I just need to lay here
until it stops spasming.
375
00:15:58,892 --> 00:16:00,159
- (door opens, bell jingles)
- MAN: Hello?
376
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,794
MANDY:
Uh, coming!
377
00:16:01,894 --> 00:16:03,130
Can I have my lunch?
378
00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:05,398
Really?
379
00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,300
I'm hungry.
380
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:10,270
(Mandy sighs)
381
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,738
Hi, how can I help you?
382
00:16:11,739 --> 00:16:13,205
I'm here for my car. The Subaru?
383
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:15,475
Yeah, take a seat.
I'm gonna go check.
384
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:19,745
Hey, uh, that guy's here
to pick this one up.
385
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:20,796
Did you finish it?
386
00:16:20,797 --> 00:16:22,614
Almost.
I didn't get the tire back on.
387
00:16:22,615 --> 00:16:24,283
Just tell him
to come back tomorrow.
388
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:26,386
Well, I can change a tire.
389
00:16:26,486 --> 00:16:28,021
You sure?
390
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,490
Yeah. I had a very good teacher.
391
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,259
You're right, you got this.
392
00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:33,626
Yes. (chuckles)
393
00:16:33,726 --> 00:16:35,162
Be with you in a minute!
394
00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,298
Oh, hey, uh, keep in mind,
395
00:16:38,299 --> 00:16:40,099
if you do it wrong, the tire
will come off at highway speeds
396
00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,001
and he will likely die.
397
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,836
- Dad.
- You got this.
398
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:45,872
? ?
399
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,176
- Man. Die Hard's the best.
- (chuckles)
400
00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:52,712
I do love an action hero
who's losing his hair.
401
00:16:52,713 --> 00:16:54,180
(TV playing indistinctly)
402
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:56,111
Should we call the store
and check in?
403
00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,718
Probably.
404
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:02,489
Although, Mr. McAllister did run
the place for 30 years.
405
00:17:02,490 --> 00:17:04,856
And Mandy's worked there before.
She knows what she's doing.
406
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:07,694
It would almost be insulting
to check on them.
407
00:17:07,794 --> 00:17:09,862
So, Die Hard 2?
408
00:17:09,962 --> 00:17:12,065
Yippee ki-yay.
409
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,767
He has even less hair
in this one.
410
00:17:16,203 --> 00:17:17,804
MANDY:
Thank you. Come again.
411
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,406
(door closes, bell jingles)
412
00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,141
(sighs)
Okay. What's next?
413
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,910
I guess I could talk you
through an oil change.
414
00:17:24,010 --> 00:17:26,813
I am your student. Teach me.
415
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,187
- Jim?
- Yeah.
416
00:17:34,188 --> 00:17:36,888
You got to talk to your son,
'cause he plans on gallivanting
417
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:39,726
around Texas in a sex van.
418
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,408
Tragedy on Highway 59.
419
00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:58,345
A Subaru lost a tire
at high speed,
420
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:02,782
flipped over, crashed into
a school bus and exploded.
421
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,084
The death toll is still rising
422
00:18:05,218 --> 00:18:08,188
as more and more bodies
are found.
423
00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,522
(gasps)
No!
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