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IF YOU'RE A YOUNG, HIP, jenzying tick
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IF YOU'RE A YOUNG, HIP, jenzying tick
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IF YOU'RE A YOUNG, HIP, jenzying tick
tocker like me, you probably know we're
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tocker like me, you probably know we're
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tocker like me, you probably know we're
obsessed with our looks. I've got a full
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obsessed with our looks. I've got a full
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obsessed with our looks. I've got a full
beat and I'm lowkey serving.
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beat and I'm lowkey serving.
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beat and I'm lowkey serving.
Now, for the oldies who don't know what
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Now, for the oldies who don't know what
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Now, for the oldies who don't know what
I'm TALKING ABOUT, NEITHER DO I. BUT
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I'm TALKING ABOUT, NEITHER DO I. BUT
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I'm TALKING ABOUT, NEITHER DO I. BUT
WHAT I DO KNOW is that Jenz's decided to
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WHAT I DO KNOW is that Jenz's decided to
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WHAT I DO KNOW is that Jenz's decided to
pull the vape out of their ass and take
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pull the vape out of their ass and take
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pull the vape out of their ass and take
obsessing over their appearance to the
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obsessing over their appearance to the
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obsessing over their appearance to the
next level. Looks maxing. It's an effort
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next level. Looks maxing. It's an effort
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next level. Looks maxing. It's an effort
to maximize your looks. Often taken to
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to maximize your looks. Often taken to
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to maximize your looks. Often taken to
the extreme. The goal to achieve what
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the extreme. The goal to achieve what
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the extreme. The goal to achieve what
looks maxers call ascension or what they
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looks maxers call ascension or what they
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looks maxers call ascension or what they
consider the optimal measure of beauty.
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consider the optimal measure of beauty.
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consider the optimal measure of beauty.
Controversial looks maxer Clavvicular
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Controversial looks maxer Clavvicular
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Controversial looks maxer Clavvicular
says he went to extreme measures to
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says he went to extreme measures to
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says he went to extreme measures to
achieve his desired looks.
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achieve his desired looks.
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achieve his desired looks.
>> I've done like a lot of things like fat
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>> I've done like a lot of things like fat
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>> I've done like a lot of things like fat
dissolvers. Like I've injected lip
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dissolvers. Like I've injected lip
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dissolvers. Like I've injected lip
policy agents into my face.
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policy agents into my face.
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policy agents into my face.
>> Wow.
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>> Wow.
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>> Wow.
They've done it. Dave invented an
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They've done it. Dave invented an
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They've done it. Dave invented an
unfuckable personality.
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What kind of [\h__\h] name is Clevicular?
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What kind of [\h__\h] name is Clevicular?
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What kind of [\h__\h] name is Clevicular?
Sounds like he's planning an attack on
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Sounds like he's planning an attack on
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Sounds like he's planning an attack on
the Ninja Turtles.
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the Ninja Turtles.
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the Ninja Turtles.
Whoa. Clevicular is releasing gas into
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Whoa. Clevicular is releasing gas into
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Whoa. Clevicular is releasing gas into
the sewers. Cowabunga, dude.
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the sewers. Cowabunga, dude.
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the sewers. Cowabunga, dude.
But take it from me, looks maxers. It's
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But take it from me, looks maxers. It's
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But take it from me, looks maxers. It's
a lot more fun to destroy your body than
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a lot more fun to destroy your body than
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a lot more fun to destroy your body than
preserve it. The only thing you should
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preserve it. The only thing you should
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preserve it. The only thing you should
be injecting is heroin into your dick.
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be injecting is heroin into your dick.
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be injecting is heroin into your dick.
It It makes me feel LIKE GRACE KELLY. I
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It It makes me feel LIKE GRACE KELLY. I
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It It makes me feel LIKE GRACE KELLY. I
MAY NOT be the princess of Monaco, but I
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MAY NOT be the princess of Monaco, but I
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MAY NOT be the princess of Monaco, but I
am KING OF THIS STARBUCKS BATHROOM.
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am KING OF THIS STARBUCKS BATHROOM.
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am KING OF THIS STARBUCKS BATHROOM.
But if you think these carved and plump
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But if you think these carved and plump
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But if you think these carved and plump
douchebags are idiots, wait until you
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douchebags are idiots, wait until you
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douchebags are idiots, wait until you
see these literal numb skulls.
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see these literal numb skulls.
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see these literal numb skulls.
>> Bone smashing has become increasingly
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>> Bone smashing has become increasingly
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>> Bone smashing has become increasingly
popular.
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popular.
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popular.
>> Do you guys know about bone smashing?
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>> Do you guys know about bone smashing?
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>> Do you guys know about bone smashing?
>> People taking massage guns or even
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>> People taking massage guns or even
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>> People taking massage guns or even
hammers to the face.
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hammers to the face.
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hammers to the face.
>> Smash them bones, baby.
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>> Smash them bones, baby.
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>> Smash them bones, baby.
>> All to cause minor damage to the bone
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>> All to cause minor damage to the bone
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>> All to cause minor damage to the bone
underneath in hopes that it will heal in
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underneath in hopes that it will heal in
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underneath in hopes that it will heal in
a more pronounced way.
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a more pronounced way.
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a more pronounced way.
>> JESUS CHRIST. WHAT THE IS HAPPENING?
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>> JESUS CHRIST. WHAT THE IS HAPPENING?
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>> JESUS CHRIST. WHAT THE IS HAPPENING?
DON'T GET ME WRONG, IT'S NICE TO SEE
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DON'T GET ME WRONG, IT'S NICE TO SEE
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DON'T GET ME WRONG, IT'S NICE TO SEE
kids doing some manual labor for once,
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kids doing some manual labor for once,
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kids doing some manual labor for once,
but smashing your face with a hammer and
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but smashing your face with a hammer and
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but smashing your face with a hammer and
hoping it heals correctly, what kind OF
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hoping it heals correctly, what kind OF
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hoping it heals correctly, what kind OF
SHITBRAIN PLAN IS THAT? I HOPE I COME
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SHITBRAIN PLAN IS THAT? I HOPE I COME
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SHITBRAIN PLAN IS THAT? I HOPE I COME
OUT OF this looking like George Clooney
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OUT OF this looking like George Clooney
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OUT OF this looking like George Clooney
and not like I just gave oral to a Mac
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and not like I just gave oral to a Mac
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and not like I just gave oral to a Mac
truck.
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truck.
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truck.
And back in my day, you didn't break
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And back in my day, you didn't break
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And back in my day, you didn't break
your face to improve your appearance.
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your face to improve your appearance.
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your face to improve your appearance.
You broke your legs to get those sweet
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You broke your legs to get those sweet
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You broke your legs to get those sweet
handicap spots.
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handicap spots.
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handicap spots.
ENJOY THE LONG WALK TO COSTCO, POLIO
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ENJOY THE LONG WALK TO COSTCO, POLIO
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ENJOY THE LONG WALK TO COSTCO, POLIO
PAUL.
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PAUL.
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PAUL.
But of course, since there is no God,
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But of course, since there is no God,
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But of course, since there is no God,
maxing doesn't stop with just looks. It
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maxing doesn't stop with just looks. It
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maxing doesn't stop with just looks. It
now applies to everything.
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now applies to everything.
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now applies to everything.
>> Sleep maxing. Millions of young adults
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>> Sleep maxing. Millions of young adults
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>> Sleep maxing. Millions of young adults
now prioritizing their sleep routine.
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now prioritizing their sleep routine.
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now prioritizing their sleep routine.
>> The trend is called fiber maxing and
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>> The trend is called fiber maxing and
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>> The trend is called fiber maxing and
it's shorthand for getting a ton of
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it's shorthand for getting a ton of
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it's shorthand for getting a ton of
fiber.
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fiber.
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fiber.
>> Non-amaxing, a slower, more domestic
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>> Non-amaxing, a slower, more domestic
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>> Non-amaxing, a slower, more domestic
lifestyle.
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lifestyle.
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lifestyle.
>> Friction maxing designed to put time and
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>> Friction maxing designed to put time and
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>> Friction maxing designed to put time and
space between your phone and your
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space between your phone and your
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space between your phone and your
wallet.
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wallet.
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wallet.
>> Even yogurt maxing.
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>> Even yogurt maxing.
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>> Even yogurt maxing.
>> Yogurt is not a phase. It's a lifestyle.
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>> HOW THE IS YOGURT A LIFESTYLE?
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YOU CAN'T COME OUT TO YOUR parents as
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YOU CAN'T COME OUT TO YOUR parents as
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YOU CAN'T COME OUT TO YOUR parents as
oos.
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oos.
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oos.
JESUS CHRIST. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE
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JESUS CHRIST. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE
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JESUS CHRIST. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE
TO BE labeled maxing? Just call it what
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TO BE labeled maxing? Just call it what
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TO BE labeled maxing? Just call it what
it is. Compulsively doing something to
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it is. Compulsively doing something to
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it is. Compulsively doing something to
fill the sad empty void that is your
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fill the sad empty void that is your
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fill the sad empty void that is your
life.
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life.
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life.
Pretty catchy if you ask me. Still, it
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Pretty catchy if you ask me. Still, it
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Pretty catchy if you ask me. Still, it
turns out these morons can do anything
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turns out these morons can do anything
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turns out these morons can do anything
to the max, including jack [\h__\h]
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to the max, including jack [\h__\h]
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to the max, including jack [\h__\h]
>> It's called nothing maxing. Content
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>> It's called nothing maxing. Content
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>> It's called nothing maxing. Content
creators making the deliberate decision
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creators making the deliberate decision
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creators making the deliberate decision
to unplug, giving their brain time to do
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to unplug, giving their brain time to do
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to unplug, giving their brain time to do
absolutely nothing.
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absolutely nothing.
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absolutely nothing.
>> 20, 30 minutes in and you kind of feel a
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>> 20, 30 minutes in and you kind of feel a
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>> 20, 30 minutes in and you kind of feel a
lot of your muscles let go. Your
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lot of your muscles let go. Your
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lot of your muscles let go. Your
thoughts are clearer. You're leaving
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thoughts are clearer. You're leaving
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thoughts are clearer. You're leaving
space to have that clarity.
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space to have that clarity.
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space to have that clarity.
>> GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. I'm just nothing
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>> GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. I'm just nothing
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>> GOOD NEWS, EVERYONE. I'm just nothing
maxing.
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maxing.
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maxing.
I don't need a prescription for clinical
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I don't need a prescription for clinical
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I don't need a prescription for clinical
depression.
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depression.
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depression.
AND SOON I'LL BE BED sore maxing.
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And to be clear, this video doesn't even
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And to be clear, this video doesn't even
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And to be clear, this video doesn't even
count as doing nothing. Okay? You still
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count as doing nothing. Okay? You still
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count as doing nothing. Okay? You still
recorded it and posted it. Now my
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recorded it and posted it. Now my
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recorded it and posted it. Now my
neighbor Cheryl, now she knows how to
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neighbor Cheryl, now she knows how to
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neighbor Cheryl, now she knows how to
nothing max. Last week, Pape found her
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nothing max. Last week, Pape found her
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nothing max. Last week, Pape found her
body being eaten by her 12 indoor cats.
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body being eaten by her 12 indoor cats.
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body being eaten by her 12 indoor cats.
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
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YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
And she didn't move a muscle. NOW THAT'S
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And she didn't move a muscle. NOW THAT'S
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And she didn't move a muscle. NOW THAT'S
WHAT I CALL CHILLAXING.
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WHAT I CALL CHILLAXING.
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WHAT I CALL CHILLAXING.
But the more I learn about these maxing
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But the more I learn about these maxing
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But the more I learn about these maxing
trends, it only gets worse. China Maxing
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trends, it only gets worse. China Maxing
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trends, it only gets worse. China Maxing
features people from across the globe
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features people from across the globe
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features people from across the globe
claiming to be Chinese while sharing
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claiming to be Chinese while sharing
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claiming to be Chinese while sharing
lifestyle habits like only drinking warm
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lifestyle habits like only drinking warm
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lifestyle habits like only drinking warm
water, wearing house slippers indoors,
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water, wearing house slippers indoors,
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water, wearing house slippers indoors,
and making boiled apple tea with goji
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and making boiled apple tea with goji
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and making boiled apple tea with goji
berries.
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berries.
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berries.
>> My hot water with my goji berries, some
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>> My hot water with my goji berries, some
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>> My hot water with my goji berries, some
lemon, some apple.
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lemon, some apple.
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lemon, some apple.
>> These days, if you ask the internet, no
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>> These days, if you ask the internet, no
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>> These days, if you ask the internet, no
matter where you were born, you too can
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matter where you were born, you too can
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matter where you were born, you too can
be Chinese.
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be Chinese.
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be Chinese.
>> I've been Chinese for about eight years.
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For the love of God, China already has a
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For the love of God, China already has a
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For the love of God, China already has a
billion people.
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billion people.
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billion people.
I don't think their leaders are like,
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I don't think their leaders are like,
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I don't think their leaders are like,
"Hey guys, we could really use an extra
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"Hey guys, we could really use an extra
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"Hey guys, we could really use an extra
Caitlyn with a Y.
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I can't believe I need to say this, but
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I can't believe I need to say this, but
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I can't believe I need to say this, but
boiling a goji berry doesn't make you
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boiling a goji berry doesn't make you
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boiling a goji berry doesn't make you
Chinese.
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Chinese.
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Chinese.
You know what does MAKE YOU CHINESE?
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You know what does MAKE YOU CHINESE?
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You know what does MAKE YOU CHINESE?
BEING [\h__\h] CHINESE.
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I can't just wake up and go. I'm feeling
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I can't just wake up and go. I'm feeling
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I can't just wake up and go. I'm feeling
a little Mexican today.
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a little Mexican today.
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a little Mexican today.
Maybe I'll treat myself to a nice
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Maybe I'll treat myself to a nice
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Maybe I'll treat myself to a nice
kinara.
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That chica is muente.
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But it's TIME TO STEP ASIDE, YOU pseudo
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But it's TIME TO STEP ASIDE, YOU pseudo
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But it's TIME TO STEP ASIDE, YOU pseudo
Beijing bimbos. There's a hot new trend
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Beijing bimbos. There's a hot new trend
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Beijing bimbos. There's a hot new trend
on the talk called Louiswis Maxing.
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on the talk called Louiswis Maxing.
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on the talk called Louiswis Maxing.
Let me show you how.
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Let me show you how.
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Let me show you how.
Sup Louisis Maxinistas.
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Sup Louisis Maxinistas.
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Sup Louisis Maxinistas.
First, brew a nice cup of tea. Second,
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First, brew a nice cup of tea. Second,
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First, brew a nice cup of tea. Second,
tattoo do not resuscitate across your
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tattoo do not resuscitate across your
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tattoo do not resuscitate across your
chest. And third, hit your heroin dick
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chest. And third, hit your heroin dick
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chest. And third, hit your heroin dick
with a hammer until it's yogurt. See if
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with a hammer until it's yogurt. See if
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with a hammer until it's yogurt. See if
the kids get out of fam.
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