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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,710 First off, it's graduation season and 2 00:00:02,710 --> 00:00:02,720 First off, it's graduation season and 3 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:04,870 First off, it's graduation season and I'd just like to take a moment to shout 4 00:00:04,870 --> 00:00:04,880 I'd just like to take a moment to shout 5 00:00:04,880 --> 00:00:07,590 I'd just like to take a moment to shout out all the graduates watching. Welcome 6 00:00:07,590 --> 00:00:07,600 out all the graduates watching. Welcome 7 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:10,310 out all the graduates watching. Welcome to the real world. 8 00:00:10,310 --> 00:00:10,320 to the real world. 9 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:13,030 to the real world. It sucks. 10 00:00:13,030 --> 00:00:13,040 It sucks. 11 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:14,470 It sucks. But yesterday, Trump gave the 12 00:00:14,470 --> 00:00:14,480 But yesterday, Trump gave the 13 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:15,990 But yesterday, Trump gave the commencement speech at the Coast Guard 14 00:00:15,990 --> 00:00:16,000 commencement speech at the Coast Guard 15 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:17,910 commencement speech at the Coast Guard Academy, and he had a different message 16 00:00:17,910 --> 00:00:17,920 Academy, and he had a different message 17 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:20,630 Academy, and he had a different message for graduates. And that message was, 18 00:00:20,630 --> 00:00:20,640 for graduates. And that message was, 19 00:00:20,640 --> 00:00:22,790 for graduates. And that message was, "Daddy like it." 20 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:22,800 "Daddy like it." 21 00:00:22,800 --> 00:00:26,630 "Daddy like it." >> We also have the only cadet who earned a 22 00:00:26,630 --> 00:00:26,640 >> We also have the only cadet who earned a 23 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,950 >> We also have the only cadet who earned a perfect score on every single fitness 24 00:00:28,950 --> 00:00:28,960 perfect score on every single fitness 25 00:00:28,960 --> 00:00:30,950 perfect score on every single fitness test. Wow. This guy must be something. I 26 00:00:30,950 --> 00:00:30,960 test. Wow. This guy must be something. I 27 00:00:30,960 --> 00:00:32,229 test. Wow. This guy must be something. I think we'll have to invite him up. I 28 00:00:32,229 --> 00:00:32,239 think we'll have to invite him up. I 29 00:00:32,239 --> 00:00:33,750 think we'll have to invite him up. I want to check it out. Thomas, get up 30 00:00:33,750 --> 00:00:33,760 want to check it out. Thomas, get up 31 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:37,110 want to check it out. Thomas, get up here, please. I want to see. I want to 32 00:00:37,110 --> 00:00:37,120 here, please. I want to see. I want to 33 00:00:37,120 --> 00:00:39,590 here, please. I want to see. I want to check him out. Wow. 34 00:00:39,590 --> 00:00:39,600 check him out. Wow. 35 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,350 check him out. Wow. Look at this guy. Look at the muscles on 36 00:00:41,350 --> 00:00:41,360 Look at this guy. Look at the muscles on 37 00:00:41,360 --> 00:00:45,750 Look at this guy. Look at the muscles on this guy. Thank you very 38 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:45,760 39 00:00:45,760 --> 00:00:47,029 shoulder. Hurt my hand. It's like 40 00:00:47,029 --> 00:00:47,039 shoulder. Hurt my hand. It's like 41 00:00:47,039 --> 00:00:49,510 shoulder. Hurt my hand. It's like hitting a rock. 42 00:00:49,510 --> 00:00:49,520 hitting a rock. 43 00:00:49,520 --> 00:00:51,350 hitting a rock. Well, we wanted Trump to stop harassing 44 00:00:51,350 --> 00:00:51,360 Well, we wanted Trump to stop harassing 45 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:55,029 Well, we wanted Trump to stop harassing women. And uh 46 00:00:55,029 --> 00:00:55,039 women. And uh 47 00:00:55,039 --> 00:00:57,670 women. And uh I guess he found a loophole. 48 00:00:57,670 --> 00:00:57,680 I guess he found a loophole. 49 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:59,590 I guess he found a loophole. I mean, seriously, is Trump a college 50 00:00:59,590 --> 00:00:59,600 I mean, seriously, is Trump a college 51 00:00:59,600 --> 00:01:01,990 I mean, seriously, is Trump a college sophomore? Because if you if you've been 52 00:01:01,990 --> 00:01:02,000 sophomore? Because if you if you've been 53 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:03,990 sophomore? Because if you if you've been paying any attention recently, it looks 54 00:01:03,990 --> 00:01:04,000 paying any attention recently, it looks 55 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,830 paying any attention recently, it looks like he's been discovering something 56 00:01:05,830 --> 00:01:05,840 like he's been discovering something 57 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,270 like he's been discovering something about himself. 58 00:01:07,270 --> 00:01:07,280 about himself. 59 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,750 about himself. >> You are a handsome devil. 60 00:01:09,750 --> 00:01:09,760 >> You are a handsome devil. 61 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:11,750 >> You are a handsome devil. He's a good good-looking guy. 62 00:01:11,750 --> 00:01:11,760 He's a good good-looking guy. 63 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:13,350 He's a good good-looking guy. >> Now, if you rip off the jacket, you'll 64 00:01:13,350 --> 00:01:13,360 >> Now, if you rip off the jacket, you'll 65 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:15,109 >> Now, if you rip off the jacket, you'll see the muscles are serious. Boy, oh 66 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:15,119 see the muscles are serious. Boy, oh 67 00:01:15,119 --> 00:01:16,950 see the muscles are serious. Boy, oh boy. These are good-looking guys. Look 68 00:01:16,950 --> 00:01:16,960 boy. These are good-looking guys. Look 69 00:01:16,960 --> 00:01:18,070 boy. These are good-looking guys. Look at the arms on him. 70 00:01:18,070 --> 00:01:18,080 at the arms on him. 71 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,149 at the arms on him. >> I'll give you a hug. You look so good. 72 00:01:20,149 --> 00:01:20,159 >> I'll give you a hug. You look so good. 73 00:01:20,159 --> 00:01:21,670 >> I'll give you a hug. You look so good. You're too good-looking to be a fight. 74 00:01:21,670 --> 00:01:21,680 You're too good-looking to be a fight. 75 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,590 You're too good-looking to be a fight. See, I consider all those guys back 76 00:01:23,590 --> 00:01:23,600 See, I consider all those guys back 77 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:26,149 See, I consider all those guys back there with the big muscles, and it's not 78 00:01:26,149 --> 00:01:26,159 there with the big muscles, and it's not 79 00:01:26,159 --> 00:01:27,990 there with the big muscles, and it's not my thing, but I consider them really 80 00:01:27,990 --> 00:01:28,000 my thing, but I consider them really 81 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,469 my thing, but I consider them really beautiful to me. He's so strong. He's 82 00:01:30,469 --> 00:01:30,479 beautiful to me. He's so strong. He's 83 00:01:30,479 --> 00:01:35,670 beautiful to me. He's so strong. He's those muscles. 84 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:35,680 85 00:01:35,680 --> 00:01:38,230 >> Okay. Um, I'm just going to say it. Uh, 86 00:01:38,230 --> 00:01:38,240 >> Okay. Um, I'm just going to say it. Uh, 87 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:39,910 >> Okay. Um, I'm just going to say it. Uh, the president needs to a dude. All 88 00:01:39,910 --> 00:01:39,920 the president needs to a dude. All 89 00:01:39,920 --> 00:01:42,710 the president needs to a dude. All right. Like, just go for it, Mr. 90 00:01:42,710 --> 00:01:42,720 right. Like, just go for it, Mr. 91 00:01:42,720 --> 00:01:43,990 right. Like, just go for it, Mr. President. I'm I'm not even saying 92 00:01:43,990 --> 00:01:44,000 President. I'm I'm not even saying 93 00:01:44,000 --> 00:01:45,990 President. I'm I'm not even saying you're gay. It just seems like something 94 00:01:45,990 --> 00:01:46,000 you're gay. It just seems like something 95 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:47,590 you're gay. It just seems like something you need to get out of your system, you 96 00:01:47,590 --> 00:01:47,600 you need to get out of your system, you 97 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:49,749 you need to get out of your system, you know, like like as a novelty thing. and 98 00:01:49,749 --> 00:01:49,759 know, like like as a novelty thing. and 99 00:01:49,759 --> 00:01:50,870 know, like like as a novelty thing. and and and don't worry about what your 100 00:01:50,870 --> 00:01:50,880 and and don't worry about what your 101 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,069 and and don't worry about what your supporters will think. You you'll be 102 00:01:52,069 --> 00:01:52,079 supporters will think. You you'll be 103 00:01:52,079 --> 00:01:53,990 supporters will think. You you'll be fine. Your your base will love it and 104 00:01:53,990 --> 00:01:54,000 fine. Your your base will love it and 105 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:57,749 fine. Your your base will love it and your shaft. But Trump isn't just doing 106 00:01:57,749 --> 00:01:57,759 your shaft. But Trump isn't just doing 107 00:01:57,759 --> 00:01:59,590 your shaft. But Trump isn't just doing commencements. He's got a very busy 108 00:01:59,590 --> 00:01:59,600 commencements. He's got a very busy 109 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,389 commencements. He's got a very busy weekend ahead of him. Maybe too busy. 110 00:02:02,389 --> 00:02:02,399 weekend ahead of him. Maybe too busy. 111 00:02:02,399 --> 00:02:03,670 weekend ahead of him. Maybe too busy. >> Are you attending your son's wedding 112 00:02:03,670 --> 00:02:03,680 >> Are you attending your son's wedding 113 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:04,950 >> Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend, by the way? 114 00:02:04,950 --> 00:02:04,960 this weekend, by the way? 115 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:07,590 this weekend, by the way? >> Uh he'd like me to go. I'm going to try 116 00:02:07,590 --> 00:02:07,600 >> Uh he'd like me to go. I'm going to try 117 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:10,150 >> Uh he'd like me to go. I'm going to try and make it. I'm I'm in the midst. I 118 00:02:10,150 --> 00:02:10,160 and make it. I'm I'm in the midst. I 119 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:12,309 and make it. I'm I'm in the midst. I said, you know, this is not good timing 120 00:02:12,309 --> 00:02:12,319 said, you know, this is not good timing 121 00:02:12,319 --> 00:02:14,550 said, you know, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and 122 00:02:14,550 --> 00:02:14,560 for me. I have a thing called Iran and 123 00:02:14,560 --> 00:02:16,150 for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. 124 00:02:16,150 --> 00:02:16,160 other things. 125 00:02:16,160 --> 00:02:18,150 other things. Oh, 126 00:02:18,150 --> 00:02:18,160 Oh, 127 00:02:18,160 --> 00:02:20,309 Oh, and now I get why he started the war of 128 00:02:20,309 --> 00:02:20,319 and now I get why he started the war of 129 00:02:20,319 --> 00:02:24,790 and now I get why he started the war of Iran to get out John Jr.'s wedding. 130 00:02:24,790 --> 00:02:24,800 Iran to get out John Jr.'s wedding. 131 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:26,630 Iran to get out John Jr.'s wedding. You should have just told us that. We'd 132 00:02:26,630 --> 00:02:26,640 You should have just told us that. We'd 133 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:29,030 You should have just told us that. We'd understand. Even the Ayatollah is like, 134 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:29,040 understand. Even the Ayatollah is like, 135 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:31,110 understand. Even the Ayatollah is like, I get it. 136 00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:31,120 I get it. 137 00:02:31,120 --> 00:02:33,350 I get it. But to be fair, I also wouldn't want to 138 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:33,360 But to be fair, I also wouldn't want to 139 00:02:33,360 --> 00:02:35,030 But to be fair, I also wouldn't want to go to Don Junior's wedding if I was too 140 00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:35,040 go to Don Junior's wedding if I was too 141 00:02:35,040 --> 00:02:37,670 go to Don Junior's wedding if I was too old to want to do co cocaine, right? And 142 00:02:37,670 --> 00:02:37,680 old to want to do co cocaine, right? And 143 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,509 old to want to do co cocaine, right? And besides, this is Don Junior's third 144 00:02:39,509 --> 00:02:39,519 besides, this is Don Junior's third 145 00:02:39,519 --> 00:02:41,910 besides, this is Don Junior's third fiance. Trump's probably like, if I miss 146 00:02:41,910 --> 00:02:41,920 fiance. Trump's probably like, if I miss 147 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,509 fiance. Trump's probably like, if I miss this wedding, I'll just catch the next 148 00:02:43,509 --> 00:02:43,519 this wedding, I'll just catch the next 149 00:02:43,519 --> 00:02:46,309 this wedding, I'll just catch the next one. So fake news media, stop trying to 150 00:02:46,309 --> 00:02:46,319 one. So fake news media, stop trying to 151 00:02:46,319 --> 00:02:48,229 one. So fake news media, stop trying to get him with these gotcha questions 152 00:02:48,229 --> 00:02:48,239 get him with these gotcha questions 153 00:02:48,239 --> 00:02:50,229 get him with these gotcha questions like, are you going to attend your son's 154 00:02:50,229 --> 00:02:50,239 like, are you going to attend your son's 155 00:02:50,239 --> 00:02:52,869 like, are you going to attend your son's wedding? The man's got important news 156 00:02:52,869 --> 00:02:52,879 wedding? The man's got important news 157 00:02:52,879 --> 00:02:54,550 wedding? The man's got important news about what's going on in Iran, and I 158 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:54,560 about what's going on in Iran, and I 159 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:55,910 about what's going on in Iran, and I want to pay attention. 160 00:02:55,910 --> 00:02:55,920 want to pay attention. 161 00:02:55,920 --> 00:02:58,630 want to pay attention. >> We have total control of the Strait of 162 00:02:58,630 --> 00:02:58,640 >> We have total control of the Strait of 163 00:02:58,640 --> 00:03:01,030 >> We have total control of the Strait of Armus, as you know, with our blockade. 164 00:03:01,030 --> 00:03:01,040 Armus, as you know, with our blockade. 165 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:03,030 Armus, as you know, with our blockade. The blockade's been 100% effective. 166 00:03:03,030 --> 00:03:03,040 The blockade's been 100% effective. 167 00:03:03,040 --> 00:03:04,949 The blockade's been 100% effective. Nobody's been able to get 168 00:03:04,949 --> 00:03:04,959 Nobody's been able to get 169 00:03:04,959 --> 00:03:08,149 Nobody's been able to get >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I I cannot pay 170 00:03:08,149 --> 00:03:08,159 >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I I cannot pay 171 00:03:08,159 --> 00:03:10,630 >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I I cannot pay attention. I I I don't want to tell the 172 00:03:10,630 --> 00:03:10,640 attention. I I I don't want to tell the 173 00:03:10,640 --> 00:03:13,110 attention. I I I don't want to tell the White House how to do that job, but is 174 00:03:13,110 --> 00:03:13,120 White House how to do that job, but is 175 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,309 White House how to do that job, but is it possible that when the president 176 00:03:16,309 --> 00:03:16,319 it possible that when the president 177 00:03:16,319 --> 00:03:20,630 it possible that when the president is speaking in the Oval Office, we don't 178 00:03:20,630 --> 00:03:20,640 is speaking in the Oval Office, we don't 179 00:03:20,640 --> 00:03:25,270 is speaking in the Oval Office, we don't have a giant protruding belly button 180 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:25,280 have a giant protruding belly button 181 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:35,350 have a giant protruding belly button 5 in from his face? 182 00:03:35,350 --> 00:03:35,360 183 00:03:35,360 --> 00:03:36,869 I can't believe I'm saying this, but 184 00:03:36,869 --> 00:03:36,879 I can't believe I'm saying this, but 185 00:03:36,879 --> 00:03:39,030 I can't believe I'm saying this, but this is beneath the dignity of the 186 00:03:39,030 --> 00:03:39,040 this is beneath the dignity of the 187 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:41,830 this is beneath the dignity of the office and 188 00:03:41,830 --> 00:03:41,840 office and 189 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:44,550 office and and it's a low bar. Like, can you at 190 00:03:44,550 --> 00:03:44,560 and it's a low bar. Like, can you at 191 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:47,670 and it's a low bar. Like, can you at least blur it or something? Like, I know 192 00:03:47,670 --> 00:03:47,680 least blur it or something? Like, I know 193 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,910 least blur it or something? Like, I know it's technically not indecent, but it's 194 00:03:49,910 --> 00:03:49,920 it's technically not indecent, but it's 195 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:52,390 it's technically not indecent, but it's making me very uncomfortable. 196 00:03:52,390 --> 00:03:52,400 making me very uncomfortable. 197 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,110 making me very uncomfortable. I mean, a tie would solve this or or 198 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:55,120 I mean, a tie would solve this or or 199 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:59,750 I mean, a tie would solve this or or maybe a sweater or like 19 sweaters. 200 00:03:59,750 --> 00:03:59,760 maybe a sweater or like 19 sweaters. 201 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:01,910 maybe a sweater or like 19 sweaters. Wait, wait, hang on a second. Let me let 202 00:04:01,910 --> 00:04:01,920 Wait, wait, hang on a second. Let me let 203 00:04:01,920 --> 00:04:05,110 Wait, wait, hang on a second. Let me let me try something here. Wait. 204 00:04:05,110 --> 00:04:05,120 me try something here. Wait. 205 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:06,869 me try something here. Wait. Oh it's coming right at me. All 206 00:04:06,869 --> 00:04:06,879 Oh it's coming right at me. All 207 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:09,509 Oh it's coming right at me. All right. 208 00:04:09,509 --> 00:04:09,519 right. 209 00:04:09,519 --> 00:04:11,190 right. Okay. Uh, but let's move on to something 210 00:04:11,190 --> 00:04:11,200 Okay. Uh, but let's move on to something 211 00:04:11,200 --> 00:04:13,190 Okay. Uh, but let's move on to something even more gross and harder to ignore. 212 00:04:13,190 --> 00:04:13,200 even more gross and harder to ignore. 213 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:15,190 even more gross and harder to ignore. The Trump administration's corruption. 214 00:04:15,190 --> 00:04:15,200 The Trump administration's corruption. 215 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:17,349 The Trump administration's corruption. This week, we learned about the new $1.8 216 00:04:17,349 --> 00:04:17,359 This week, we learned about the new $1.8 217 00:04:17,359 --> 00:04:19,670 This week, we learned about the new $1.8 billion slush fund for Trump allies who 218 00:04:19,670 --> 00:04:19,680 billion slush fund for Trump allies who 219 00:04:19,680 --> 00:04:21,430 billion slush fund for Trump allies who have supposedly been targeted by the 220 00:04:21,430 --> 00:04:21,440 have supposedly been targeted by the 221 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,110 have supposedly been targeted by the government. And now we're finding out 222 00:04:23,110 --> 00:04:23,120 government. And now we're finding out 223 00:04:23,120 --> 00:04:25,110 government. And now we're finding out who's lining up at that MAGA slot 224 00:04:25,110 --> 00:04:25,120 who's lining up at that MAGA slot 225 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:27,990 who's lining up at that MAGA slot machine. Proud Boys leader Enrique Tario 226 00:04:27,990 --> 00:04:28,000 machine. Proud Boys leader Enrique Tario 227 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:30,150 machine. Proud Boys leader Enrique Tario said he plans on applying for a payout. 228 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:30,160 said he plans on applying for a payout. 229 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:32,550 said he plans on applying for a payout. My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell says he also 230 00:04:32,550 --> 00:04:32,560 My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell says he also 231 00:04:32,560 --> 00:04:33,990 My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell says he also is planning to file a claim. 232 00:04:33,990 --> 00:04:34,000 is planning to file a claim. 233 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,230 is planning to file a claim. >> Former Congressman George Santos and ex- 234 00:04:36,230 --> 00:04:36,240 >> Former Congressman George Santos and ex- 235 00:04:36,240 --> 00:04:38,310 >> Former Congressman George Santos and ex- Illinois Governor Rod Boyovich. 236 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:38,320 Illinois Governor Rod Boyovich. 237 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:41,030 Illinois Governor Rod Boyovich. >> Maybe Peter Navaro, maybe Steve Bannon. 238 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:41,040 >> Maybe Peter Navaro, maybe Steve Bannon. 239 00:04:41,040 --> 00:04:43,030 >> Maybe Peter Navaro, maybe Steve Bannon. >> Adam Johnson, known better as the 240 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:43,040 >> Adam Johnson, known better as the 241 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:45,030 >> Adam Johnson, known better as the lectern guy says he will submit his 242 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:45,040 lectern guy says he will submit his 243 00:04:45,040 --> 00:04:47,590 lectern guy says he will submit his claim as soon as this week. 244 00:04:47,590 --> 00:04:47,600 claim as soon as this week. 245 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,990 claim as soon as this week. >> Wow, that list is a real who's who of Oh 246 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:50,000 >> Wow, that list is a real who's who of Oh 247 00:04:50,000 --> 00:04:52,629 >> Wow, that list is a real who's who of Oh yeah, that weirdo. 248 00:04:52,629 --> 00:04:52,639 yeah, that weirdo. 249 00:04:52,639 --> 00:04:54,550 yeah, that weirdo. All our favorite characters are back. 250 00:04:54,550 --> 00:04:54,560 All our favorite characters are back. 251 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,710 All our favorite characters are back. It's like the final episode of Seinfeld, 252 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:56,720 It's like the final episode of Seinfeld, 253 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,110 It's like the final episode of Seinfeld, except this time the soup Nazi is just 254 00:04:59,110 --> 00:04:59,120 except this time the soup Nazi is just 255 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,830 except this time the soup Nazi is just an actual Nazi. But the money is not 256 00:05:01,830 --> 00:05:01,840 an actual Nazi. But the money is not 257 00:05:01,840 --> 00:05:04,550 an actual Nazi. But the money is not going to just bigname losers. Some of it 258 00:05:04,550 --> 00:05:04,560 going to just bigname losers. Some of it 259 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,390 going to just bigname losers. Some of it is going to losers you've never even 260 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:06,400 is going to losers you've never even 261 00:05:06,400 --> 00:05:07,270 is going to losers you've never even heard of. 262 00:05:07,270 --> 00:05:07,280 heard of. 263 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:09,670 heard of. >> Brandon Fellows was sentenced on felony 264 00:05:09,670 --> 00:05:09,680 >> Brandon Fellows was sentenced on felony 265 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:11,749 >> Brandon Fellows was sentenced on felony and misdemeanor charges for entering the 266 00:05:11,749 --> 00:05:11,759 and misdemeanor charges for entering the 267 00:05:11,759 --> 00:05:15,189 and misdemeanor charges for entering the capital on January 6. Seen here in a red 268 00:05:15,189 --> 00:05:15,199 capital on January 6. Seen here in a red 269 00:05:15,199 --> 00:05:16,469 capital on January 6. Seen here in a red beard costume. 270 00:05:16,469 --> 00:05:16,479 beard costume. 271 00:05:16,479 --> 00:05:18,790 beard costume. >> So the number I've put in is $30 272 00:05:18,790 --> 00:05:18,800 >> So the number I've put in is $30 273 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:20,790 >> So the number I've put in is $30 million. 274 00:05:20,790 --> 00:05:20,800 million. 275 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,749 million. Yeah, 276 00:05:21,749 --> 00:05:21,759 Yeah, 277 00:05:21,759 --> 00:05:23,990 Yeah, >> $30 million for wearing a mop on your 278 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:24,000 >> $30 million for wearing a mop on your 279 00:05:24,000 --> 00:05:26,230 >> $30 million for wearing a mop on your face to Gen 6. 280 00:05:26,230 --> 00:05:26,240 face to Gen 6. 281 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,990 face to Gen 6. How did you arrive at that very 282 00:05:27,990 --> 00:05:28,000 How did you arrive at that very 283 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:29,430 How did you arrive at that very reasonable number? 284 00:05:29,430 --> 00:05:29,440 reasonable number? 285 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,590 reasonable number? >> According to Chat GBT and Grock, I'm in 286 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:31,600 >> According to Chat GBT and Grock, I'm in 287 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:35,110 >> According to Chat GBT and Grock, I'm in at least the 3 to 5% uh upper tier for 288 00:05:35,110 --> 00:05:35,120 at least the 3 to 5% uh upper tier for 289 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:37,350 at least the 3 to 5% uh upper tier for how terrible and also how strong of a 290 00:05:37,350 --> 00:05:37,360 how terrible and also how strong of a 291 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:38,790 how terrible and also how strong of a case I have. 292 00:05:38,790 --> 00:05:38,800 case I have. 293 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:43,430 case I have. >> Oh, okay. Grock told you that. I see. 294 00:05:43,430 --> 00:05:43,440 >> Oh, okay. Grock told you that. I see. 295 00:05:43,440 --> 00:05:45,430 >> Oh, okay. Grock told you that. I see. It's the AI that's banned from coming 296 00:05:45,430 --> 00:05:45,440 It's the AI that's banned from coming 297 00:05:45,440 --> 00:05:47,510 It's the AI that's banned from coming within 500 ft of a school and is giving 298 00:05:47,510 --> 00:05:47,520 within 500 ft of a school and is giving 299 00:05:47,520 --> 00:05:50,230 within 500 ft of a school and is giving you legal advice. All right. Well, open 300 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:50,240 you legal advice. All right. Well, open 301 00:05:50,240 --> 00:05:52,469 you legal advice. All right. Well, open and shut case for me. Anybody else uh 302 00:05:52,469 --> 00:05:52,479 and shut case for me. Anybody else uh 303 00:05:52,479 --> 00:05:54,950 and shut case for me. Anybody else uh have a claim from January 6th? 304 00:05:54,950 --> 00:05:54,960 have a claim from January 6th? 305 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,990 have a claim from January 6th? >> Rachel Powell, a mom of eight and a 306 00:05:57,990 --> 00:05:58,000 >> Rachel Powell, a mom of eight and a 307 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,790 >> Rachel Powell, a mom of eight and a grandmother to ace, spent three years 308 00:06:00,790 --> 00:06:00,800 grandmother to ace, spent three years 309 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,110 grandmother to ace, spent three years under house arrest. 310 00:06:03,110 --> 00:06:03,120 under house arrest. 311 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,710 under house arrest. >> Okay, three years of house arrest with 312 00:06:04,710 --> 00:06:04,720 >> Okay, three years of house arrest with 313 00:06:04,720 --> 00:06:07,189 >> Okay, three years of house arrest with eight kids and eight grandkids. I don't 314 00:06:07,189 --> 00:06:07,199 eight kids and eight grandkids. I don't 315 00:06:07,199 --> 00:06:08,710 eight kids and eight grandkids. I don't care what you did. That is cruel and 316 00:06:08,710 --> 00:06:08,720 care what you did. That is cruel and 317 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:10,870 care what you did. That is cruel and unusual punishment. 318 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:10,880 unusual punishment. 319 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:12,710 unusual punishment. I mean, look at her. Look at this sweet 320 00:06:12,710 --> 00:06:12,720 I mean, look at her. Look at this sweet 321 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,590 I mean, look at her. Look at this sweet lady. Look at She's like rolling some 322 00:06:15,590 --> 00:06:15,600 lady. Look at She's like rolling some 323 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,990 lady. Look at She's like rolling some dough. What was her crime? Did she bring 324 00:06:17,990 --> 00:06:18,000 dough. What was her crime? Did she bring 325 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,790 dough. What was her crime? Did she bring unauthorized muffins into the capital? I 326 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:20,800 unauthorized muffins into the capital? I 327 00:06:20,800 --> 00:06:22,309 unauthorized muffins into the capital? I I want to hear her side. 328 00:06:22,309 --> 00:06:22,319 I want to hear her side. 329 00:06:22,319 --> 00:06:23,990 I want to hear her side. >> A lot of people don't agree with what 330 00:06:23,990 --> 00:06:24,000 >> A lot of people don't agree with what 331 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,950 >> A lot of people don't agree with what happened on January 6th. 332 00:06:26,950 --> 00:06:26,960 happened on January 6th. 333 00:06:26,960 --> 00:06:29,670 happened on January 6th. But when you step back and you you look 334 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:29,680 But when you step back and you you look 335 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:32,790 But when you step back and you you look at somebody like me, for example, 336 00:06:32,790 --> 00:06:32,800 at somebody like me, for example, 337 00:06:32,800 --> 00:06:35,350 at somebody like me, for example, my major felony had to be struck down by 338 00:06:35,350 --> 00:06:35,360 my major felony had to be struck down by 339 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,590 my major felony had to be struck down by the Supreme Court. It's my crime that 340 00:06:37,590 --> 00:06:37,600 the Supreme Court. It's my crime that 341 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,510 the Supreme Court. It's my crime that day of breaking a window. Technically, 342 00:06:39,510 --> 00:06:39,520 day of breaking a window. Technically, 343 00:06:39,520 --> 00:06:44,550 day of breaking a window. Technically, that's a misdemeanor charge. 344 00:06:44,550 --> 00:06:44,560 345 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,350 >> Yes. 346 00:06:47,350 --> 00:06:47,360 >> Yes. 347 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,189 >> Yes. When I see this woman trying to break 348 00:06:49,189 --> 00:06:49,199 When I see this woman trying to break 349 00:06:49,199 --> 00:06:51,110 When I see this woman trying to break into the capital with a battering ram 350 00:06:51,110 --> 00:06:51,120 into the capital with a battering ram 351 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:54,309 into the capital with a battering ram like a orc in the Lord of the Rings, 352 00:06:54,309 --> 00:06:54,319 like a orc in the Lord of the Rings, 353 00:06:54,319 --> 00:06:56,390 like a orc in the Lord of the Rings, I think that's someone who deserves a 354 00:06:56,390 --> 00:06:56,400 I think that's someone who deserves a 355 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:58,550 I think that's someone who deserves a payout. She was just in the wrong place 356 00:06:58,550 --> 00:06:58,560 payout. She was just in the wrong place 357 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,469 payout. She was just in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong 358 00:07:00,469 --> 00:07:00,479 at the wrong time with the wrong 359 00:07:00,479 --> 00:07:03,189 at the wrong time with the wrong battering ram breaking the wrong window. 360 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:03,199 battering ram breaking the wrong window. 361 00:07:03,199 --> 00:07:05,749 battering ram breaking the wrong window. It could happen to any of us. And I like 362 00:07:05,749 --> 00:07:05,759 It could happen to any of us. And I like 363 00:07:05,759 --> 00:07:07,110 It could happen to any of us. And I like how she's trying to pretend the window 364 00:07:07,110 --> 00:07:07,120 how she's trying to pretend the window 365 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:09,830 how she's trying to pretend the window she broke was just some random window. 366 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:09,840 she broke was just some random window. 367 00:07:09,840 --> 00:07:11,029 she broke was just some random window. Like you're removing some pretty 368 00:07:11,029 --> 00:07:11,039 Like you're removing some pretty 369 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:13,110 Like you're removing some pretty important contexts, ma'am. It's like 370 00:07:13,110 --> 00:07:13,120 important contexts, ma'am. It's like 371 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:15,510 important contexts, ma'am. It's like John Wils Booth saying, "Oh, so what? 372 00:07:15,510 --> 00:07:15,520 John Wils Booth saying, "Oh, so what? 373 00:07:15,520 --> 00:07:17,189 John Wils Booth saying, "Oh, so what? I'm getting a firing squad just because 374 00:07:17,189 --> 00:07:17,199 I'm getting a firing squad just because 375 00:07:17,199 --> 00:07:20,469 I'm getting a firing squad just because I interrupted a play. 376 00:07:20,469 --> 00:07:20,479 I interrupted a play. 377 00:07:20,479 --> 00:07:23,510 I interrupted a play. America's cooked, man. Is there any 378 00:07:23,510 --> 00:07:23,520 America's cooked, man. Is there any 379 00:07:23,520 --> 00:07:25,749 America's cooked, man. Is there any voice of reason who will call out how 380 00:07:25,749 --> 00:07:25,759 voice of reason who will call out how 381 00:07:25,759 --> 00:07:28,550 voice of reason who will call out how wrong this is? Like any normal, not 382 00:07:28,550 --> 00:07:28,560 wrong this is? Like any normal, not 383 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:29,909 wrong this is? Like any normal, not crazy person. 384 00:07:29,909 --> 00:07:29,919 crazy person. 385 00:07:29,919 --> 00:07:31,990 crazy person. >> One person though who says he won't file 386 00:07:31,990 --> 00:07:32,000 >> One person though who says he won't file 387 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,710 >> One person though who says he won't file a claim is Jacob Chansley, the so-called 388 00:07:34,710 --> 00:07:34,720 a claim is Jacob Chansley, the so-called 389 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:37,749 a claim is Jacob Chansley, the so-called QAnon shaman. He called the fund quote 390 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:37,759 QAnon shaman. He called the fund quote 391 00:07:37,759 --> 00:07:39,830 QAnon shaman. He called the fund quote blood money. 392 00:07:39,830 --> 00:07:39,840 blood money. 393 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,670 blood money. >> Okay, I guess even a broken brain is 394 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:41,680 >> Okay, I guess even a broken brain is 395 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:44,390 >> Okay, I guess even a broken brain is right twice a day. I mean, seriously, 396 00:07:44,390 --> 00:07:44,400 right twice a day. I mean, seriously, 397 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:47,510 right twice a day. I mean, seriously, imagine if on Gen 6 I asked you to guess 398 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:47,520 imagine if on Gen 6 I asked you to guess 399 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:49,350 imagine if on Gen 6 I asked you to guess who will be the voice of reason on this. 400 00:07:49,350 --> 00:07:49,360 who will be the voice of reason on this. 401 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,950 who will be the voice of reason on this. Would you have said uh the guy dressed 402 00:07:50,950 --> 00:07:50,960 Would you have said uh the guy dressed 403 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:54,309 Would you have said uh the guy dressed like a stripper who's also a buffalo? 404 00:07:54,309 --> 00:07:54,319 like a stripper who's also a buffalo? 405 00:07:54,319 --> 00:07:55,909 like a stripper who's also a buffalo? But I guess this is a lesson to the rest 406 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:55,919 But I guess this is a lesson to the rest 407 00:07:55,919 --> 00:07:57,430 But I guess this is a lesson to the rest of us that we shouldn't judge a book by 408 00:07:57,430 --> 00:07:57,440 of us that we shouldn't judge a book by 409 00:07:57,440 --> 00:07:59,990 of us that we shouldn't judge a book by its cover. Maybe the QAnon shaman isn't 410 00:07:59,990 --> 00:08:00,000 its cover. Maybe the QAnon shaman isn't 411 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,589 its cover. Maybe the QAnon shaman isn't as delusional as we thought. 412 00:08:01,589 --> 00:08:01,599 as delusional as we thought. 413 00:08:01,599 --> 00:08:04,230 as delusional as we thought. >> Jacob Chansley, aka the QAnon shaman, 414 00:08:04,230 --> 00:08:04,240 >> Jacob Chansley, aka the QAnon shaman, 415 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:05,990 >> Jacob Chansley, aka the QAnon shaman, told CNN that he isn't going to 416 00:08:05,990 --> 00:08:06,000 told CNN that he isn't going to 417 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,589 told CNN that he isn't going to participate in the fund because he's 418 00:08:07,589 --> 00:08:07,599 participate in the fund because he's 419 00:08:07,599 --> 00:08:09,830 participate in the fund because he's still suing the government for $40 420 00:08:09,830 --> 00:08:09,840 still suing the government for $40 421 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,670 still suing the government for $40 trillion. 422 00:08:13,670 --> 00:08:13,680 423 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:16,390 No, 424 00:08:16,390 --> 00:08:16,400 No, 425 00:08:16,400 --> 00:08:18,150 No, that's the last time I trust a shirtless 426 00:08:18,150 --> 00:08:18,160 that's the last time I trust a shirtless 427 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,790 that's the last time I trust a shirtless man in a raccoon hat. 428 00:08:20,790 --> 00:08:20,800 man in a raccoon hat. 429 00:08:20,800 --> 00:08:22,469 man in a raccoon hat. But if you're that angry that your 430 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:22,479 But if you're that angry that your 431 00:08:22,479 --> 00:08:24,150 But if you're that angry that your taxpayer money is going to go to people 432 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:24,160 taxpayer money is going to go to people 433 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:26,950 taxpayer money is going to go to people who did Gen 6, let me reassure you, a 434 00:08:26,950 --> 00:08:26,960 who did Gen 6, let me reassure you, a 435 00:08:26,960 --> 00:08:28,469 who did Gen 6, let me reassure you, a ton more people are going to get your 436 00:08:28,469 --> 00:08:28,479 ton more people are going to get your 437 00:08:28,479 --> 00:08:29,350 ton more people are going to get your money, too. 438 00:08:29,350 --> 00:08:29,360 money, too. 439 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:32,149 money, too. >> In a memo released today, the DOJ said 440 00:08:32,149 --> 00:08:32,159 >> In a memo released today, the DOJ said 441 00:08:32,159 --> 00:08:34,790 >> In a memo released today, the DOJ said $1.8 billion was an appropriate amount 442 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:34,800 $1.8 billion was an appropriate amount 443 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,709 $1.8 billion was an appropriate amount for the fund. quote, "Given that 444 00:08:36,709 --> 00:08:36,719 for the fund. quote, "Given that 445 00:08:36,719 --> 00:08:38,870 for the fund. quote, "Given that literally tens of millions of Americans 446 00:08:38,870 --> 00:08:38,880 literally tens of millions of Americans 447 00:08:38,880 --> 00:08:41,670 literally tens of millions of Americans could be eligible for payments." 448 00:08:41,670 --> 00:08:41,680 could be eligible for payments." 449 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,670 could be eligible for payments." >> Okay, hang on a second. So, tens of 450 00:08:43,670 --> 00:08:43,680 >> Okay, hang on a second. So, tens of 451 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:46,150 >> Okay, hang on a second. So, tens of millions of people means at least 20 452 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:46,160 millions of people means at least 20 453 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:47,910 millions of people means at least 20 million people, right? Because it's tens 454 00:08:47,910 --> 00:08:47,920 million people, right? Because it's tens 455 00:08:47,920 --> 00:08:50,389 million people, right? Because it's tens of millions. It's not 10 million. So, at 456 00:08:50,389 --> 00:08:50,399 of millions. It's not 10 million. So, at 457 00:08:50,399 --> 00:08:52,550 of millions. It's not 10 million. So, at minimum, it's 20 million people. So, 458 00:08:52,550 --> 00:08:52,560 minimum, it's 20 million people. So, 459 00:08:52,560 --> 00:08:56,150 minimum, it's 20 million people. So, divide $1.8 billion by 20 million and 460 00:08:56,150 --> 00:08:56,160 divide $1.8 billion by 20 million and 461 00:08:56,160 --> 00:08:58,550 divide $1.8 billion by 20 million and that's like 462 00:08:58,550 --> 00:08:58,560 that's like 463 00:08:58,560 --> 00:09:01,590 that's like 90 bucks a person. 464 00:09:01,590 --> 00:09:01,600 90 bucks a person. 465 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,870 90 bucks a person. That's not going to help these people. 466 00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:02,880 That's not going to help these people. 467 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:07,509 That's not going to help these people. That's barely two bags of crystal meth. 468 00:09:07,509 --> 00:09:07,519 469 00:09:07,519 --> 00:09:08,870 I'm telling you, when these people find 470 00:09:08,870 --> 00:09:08,880 I'm telling you, when these people find 471 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,389 I'm telling you, when these people find out how little they're getting, they're 472 00:09:10,389 --> 00:09:10,399 out how little they're getting, they're 473 00:09:10,399 --> 00:09:12,389 out how little they're getting, they're going to be so pissed at the government. 474 00:09:12,389 --> 00:09:12,399 going to be so pissed at the government. 475 00:09:12,399 --> 00:09:13,829 going to be so pissed at the government. And you know what happens when they get 476 00:09:13,829 --> 00:09:13,839 And you know what happens when they get 477 00:09:13,839 --> 00:09:17,110 And you know what happens when they get pissed at the government? 478 00:09:17,110 --> 00:09:17,120 pissed at the government? 479 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:24,389 pissed at the government? The cycle continues. 480 00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:24,399 481 00:09:24,399 --> 00:09:27,030 It's a 482 00:09:27,030 --> 00:09:27,040 It's a 483 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:29,590 It's a guess it's an infinite money glitch, but 484 00:09:29,590 --> 00:09:29,600 guess it's an infinite money glitch, but 485 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:31,990 guess it's an infinite money glitch, but as it stands now, the people who did Gen 486 00:09:31,990 --> 00:09:32,000 as it stands now, the people who did Gen 487 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:33,910 as it stands now, the people who did Gen 6 could make a life-changing amount of 488 00:09:33,910 --> 00:09:33,920 6 could make a life-changing amount of 489 00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:35,590 6 could make a life-changing amount of money. And already there are companies 490 00:09:35,590 --> 00:09:35,600 money. And already there are companies 491 00:09:35,600 --> 00:09:37,269 money. And already there are companies out there looking to help them manage 492 00:09:37,269 --> 00:09:37,279 out there looking to help them manage 493 00:09:37,279 --> 00:09:39,829 out there looking to help them manage their assets. Wealth management can be 494 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:39,839 their assets. Wealth management can be 495 00:09:39,839 --> 00:09:42,150 their assets. Wealth management can be as complicated as breaking the lock on 496 00:09:42,150 --> 00:09:42,160 as complicated as breaking the lock on 497 00:09:42,160 --> 00:09:44,630 as complicated as breaking the lock on Nancy Pelos's office door. But here at 498 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:44,640 Nancy Pelos's office door. But here at 499 00:09:44,640 --> 00:09:47,110 Nancy Pelos's office door. 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And we're 510 00:09:59,190 --> 00:09:59,200 into the fifth Trump term. And we're 511 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,910 into the fifth Trump term. And we're here to answer any of your questions. 512 00:10:01,910 --> 00:10:01,920 here to answer any of your questions. 513 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:04,150 here to answer any of your questions. Can my slush fund pay for the child 514 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:04,160 Can my slush fund pay for the child 515 00:10:04,160 --> 00:10:07,590 Can my slush fund pay for the child molestation charges I'm facing? We get 516 00:10:07,590 --> 00:10:07,600 molestation charges I'm facing? We get 517 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:10,790 molestation charges I'm facing? We get that question a lot, like a lot. A lot. 518 00:10:10,790 --> 00:10:10,800 that question a lot, like a lot. A lot. 519 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:13,750 that question a lot, like a lot. A lot. And the answer is yes. What about my 520 00:10:13,750 --> 00:10:13,760 And the answer is yes. What about my 521 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:16,550 And the answer is yes. What about my retirement? We can help Jen Sixers build 522 00:10:16,550 --> 00:10:16,560 retirement? We can help Jen Sixers build 523 00:10:16,560 --> 00:10:18,630 retirement? We can help Jen Sixers build toward all their retirement goals. 524 00:10:18,630 --> 00:10:18,640 toward all their retirement goals. 525 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,470 toward all their retirement goals. Whether that's dying in a shootout with 526 00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:20,480 Whether that's dying in a shootout with 527 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:22,870 Whether that's dying in a shootout with the cops, being blackmailed by an Only 528 00:10:22,870 --> 00:10:22,880 the cops, being blackmailed by an Only 529 00:10:22,880 --> 00:10:24,710 the cops, being blackmailed by an Only Fans model, or overdosing on a 530 00:10:24,710 --> 00:10:24,720 Fans model, or overdosing on a 531 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:29,670 Fans model, or overdosing on a supplement you heard about on a podcast. 532 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:29,680 533 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,550 So, call us today and no matter how much 534 00:10:32,550 --> 00:10:32,560 So, call us today and no matter how much 535 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,389 So, call us today and no matter how much you've saved or what frightening number 536 00:10:34,389 --> 00:10:34,399 you've saved or what frightening number 537 00:10:34,399 --> 00:10:36,150 you've saved or what frightening number of guns you have hoarded in your home, 538 00:10:36,150 --> 00:10:36,160 of guns you have hoarded in your home, 539 00:10:36,160 --> 00:10:38,230 of guns you have hoarded in your home, we'll manage your money. 540 00:10:38,230 --> 00:10:38,240 we'll manage your money. 541 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:40,949 we'll manage your money. >> Wait, money management? How do I know 542 00:10:40,949 --> 00:10:40,959 >> Wait, money management? How do I know 543 00:10:40,959 --> 00:10:45,030 >> Wait, money management? How do I know you're not just a bunch of Jews? 544 00:10:45,030 --> 00:10:45,040 you're not just a bunch of Jews? 545 00:10:45,040 --> 00:10:47,829 you're not just a bunch of Jews? >> J6 Financial. The only capital we'll 546 00:10:47,829 --> 00:10:47,839 >> J6 Financial. The only capital we'll 547 00:10:47,839 --> 00:10:51,720 >> J6 Financial. The only capital we'll keep safe is yours. 48121

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