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Are you still working?
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Yeah, going over the books.
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Is everything okay?
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Not sure.
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Math ain't really
my strong suit.
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Oh, honey,
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can't be any worse
than your English.
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Let me see.
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Whoa, that's
a really big number.
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Is that what you owe?
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That's what we made.
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That's amazing.
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- I know.
- So there's definitely a mistake.
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Has to be.
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Well, do you want me
to check it?
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- Are you good at math?
- Better than you.
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Hmm.
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Okay, let me see.
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That's, um...
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What you think?
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I think we should ask my mom.
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Ah, there's your mistake
right there.
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I knew it.
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Well, you forgot to carry
forward last month's earnings.
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You're up
even more than you thought.
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So we made that?
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You made that.
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Holy crap!
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Wait, wait.
Let me see, let me see.
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Holy crap!
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Let's go out and celebrate.
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Or we could stay in.
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Hmm, I like the sound of that.
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O-Okay, I'm right here.
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Sorry.
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We'll go.
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Actually, I'm just
gonna take this.
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Whoo, mama!
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No way. How?
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Between the U-Haul account
and the chamber of commerce
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sending us business,
we had our best month ever.
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And you're sure this is right?
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It's not that I don't trust you.
I just...
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don't.
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Mrs. McAllister checked it.
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Holy crap.
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My exact words.
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You know what we should do?
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We should each take a bonus.
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Or we do the smart thing
and pay down our debt.
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That is the smart thing.
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So we're agreed?
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We're agreed
that's the smart thing.
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But we're not gonna do it?
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No.
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Turns out, we had the best month
the store's ever had.
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After you retired.
That's a kick in the plums, huh?
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No, I'm happy for him.
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And also, I laid the foundation.
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And also, shut up.
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Don't be jealous.
It's easier for Georgie.
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He's just so handsome
and charming.
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Hey, your father's charming.
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Oh, don't listen to them,
Mr. McAllister.
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I couldn't have done
any of this without you.
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Thank you.
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Jerks.
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So, you got any fun plans
for the money?
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Figure this might be a good time
to open a retirement account.
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My motto is
"It's never too soon to save."
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How is that your motto?
You don't make any money.
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Don't need money for mottos.
Mottos are free.
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Georgie, I know
you want to be responsible,
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but I think
you should treat yourself.
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There's no rush. I'm gonna be
successful my whole life.
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It's okay to splurge
every once in a while.
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I don't really need anything.
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Honey, you still have shirts
from high school.
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That wasn't that long ago.
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Let me take you shopping
this weekend. It'll be fun.
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- I hate shopping.
- Yeah, I know.
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It's one of the things
I'm trying to fix about you.
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Remember when we first started
making money at the store?
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Oh, yeah.
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Connor was a baby,
and I bought that rocking chair.
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Felt so extravagant.
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And he did not like it.
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Threw up every time.
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I did a little splurging
myself back then.
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You never told me that.
What'd you buy?
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It doesn't matter.
It was a long time ago.
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Oh, come on, tell me.
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Okay.
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Uh, bought a Super Bowl ticket,
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50-yard line.
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And you didn't buy me a ticket?
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Well, I would've,
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but the 50-yard line's
real expensive.
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You rat bastard!
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Here I am,
feeling bad about a chair
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I bought for our infant son,
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and you went to the Super Bowl
without me?
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Yeah, but...
we can laugh about it now.
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Unbelievable.
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Well, that was
like 20 years ago.
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Water under the bridge.
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Fine.
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I guess you're right.
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I'm sure you got a couple things
you never told me.
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Oh, more than a couple.
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Well, there you go.
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So, what are they?
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I'll tell you in 20 years.
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Oh, come on.
I might not still be alive.
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Well, think of it
as a reason to hang in there.
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How's it going in there?
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Okay.
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Might go a little better
if you come in and help me out.
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Nice try, but fluorescent lights
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and a lot of mirrors is not
the turn-on you think it is.
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- Well?
- You look great. Let's get it.
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I don't know. Black jeans?
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Not like I'm going to a wedding.
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Okay, how about
just the shirt, then?
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It's really white.
What if I spill something on it?
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Well, then you'll get it
dry-cleaned.
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I didn't want to come here.
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You think I want to go
to the dry cleaners?
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Come on, there's got to be
something here that you want.
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That jacket's kind of cool.
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Oh, this one?
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Okay, let's try it on.
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Okay.
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Here you go.
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Oh, yeah, hubba-hubba.
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Oh, and it's on sale.
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- How much?
- Only $180.
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$180?
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I ain't spending that much
on a jacket.
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Well, but it's
a hubba-hubba jacket.
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No, it's too much.
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I have sunglasses
that cost that much.
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You have sunglasses
that cost $180?
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Okay, I thought
if they were expensive,
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I wouldn't lose them.
I was wrong.
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- I'm gonna go change.
- Okay.
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And then maybe after,
we can go to the shoe store.
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I don't need shoes.
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Yeah, I'm not talking about you.
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Sweet Jeep.
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Thanks. Just bought it.
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I didn't know
you were looking for a car.
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I was gonna talk to you about it
over breakfast,
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but then I remembered
you're not my wife.
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These things
are built like tanks.
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I know. You could drive this
through a war zone.
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So you gonna take it off-road?
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And get it dirty? No way.
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So, what'd you do
with your bonus?
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Nothing.
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Aw, dude, you got to
treat yourself to something.
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Knowing that my family
is taken care of is my treat.
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Oh, ugh.
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I've got my whole life
to buy stuff.
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But you're only young once.
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I wish I could've bought
this thing when I still had hair
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to blow in the wind.
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What you should've done
is got a wife
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while you still had hair
to blow in the wind.
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I'm your only friend.
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You should watch
how you talk to me.
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That ain't true.
Mandy's my friend.
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My best friend.
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Oh, ugh!
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Sleep okay?
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Like a baby. You?
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Same.
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I mean, I did find myself
thinking about
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your little secrets.
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Who said they were little?
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You're screwing with me, right?
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Sure.
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Just tell me one.
I won't be mad.
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Oh, yeah, you will.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Whoa, you went back
and got the jacket.
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Yeah, Ruben convinced me
I needed to lighten up a little.
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Oh, yeah?
Well, I did say the same thing.
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I'm like the lid
on a jar of mayonnaise.
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You loosened me up.
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Well, you do look sexy.
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I do, don't I?
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It's weird. I'm not used
to spending money on myself.
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Well, you never really had
any money to spend.
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Plus, my parents always
fought about money,
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so I guess it made me a little...
what do you call it, frugal?
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We don't have to be frugal.
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We both have jobs.
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It's okay to treat ourselves
once in a while.
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You're right.
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You know, you buy what
you want, I buy what I want.
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Everybody's happy.
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What'd you buy now?
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The point is, everybody's happy.
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Need a hand?
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What?
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Need a hand?
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You're kidding, right?
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Why-why would I be kidding?
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For our entire marriage,
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you have never once offered
to help me with the laundry.
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Well, isn't it nice
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that we can still surprise
each other?
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Speaking of which,
got you a little something.
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What's this?
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Open it.
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Astros tickets?
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Yeah, two of 'em.
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I know it's not the Super Bowl,
but these are great seats,
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right behind home plate.
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- Thanks.
- Mm-hmm.
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A-And they're playing
the Dodgers.
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I know how you feel about them.
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I do hate
those Hollywood hippies.
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Great.
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You still can't buy my secrets.
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Are you sure?
Did you see the price?
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Thanks for helping
with the laundry.
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Here, these go in the dryer.
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That's that thing right there.
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Ooh.
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Can I look?
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One sec. Okay.
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You bought a Jet Ski.
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Who's frugal now?
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What you think?
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I didn't know
you wanted a Jet Ski.
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My whole life.
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It's like a motorcycle,
except if you fall off,
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instead of dying, you get wet.
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I'm just a little surprised
we didn't talk about it first.
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You're the one who said
I should buy whatever I wanted.
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Yep, I did, I did.
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And you did, so...
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yay, Jet Ski.
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Picture it:
you, me, out on the lake.
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Matching red swimsuits
like Baywatch.
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I should've known
Baywatch was behind this.
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I often ask myself,
252
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"What would the Hoff do?"
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The Hoff?
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00:11:00,278 --> 00:11:01,439
David Hasselhoff.
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00:11:01,506 --> 00:11:02,932
It's like "What Would Jesus Do?"
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but one of them
used to be Knight Rider.
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Well, can't argue
with that logic.
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Best part: we ever get hit
with one of them tsunamis,
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me, you and CeeCee
can Jet Ski right out.
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Or that logic.
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Why is there a Jet Ski
in the driveway?
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Georgie bought it.
263
00:11:24,032 --> 00:11:26,023
Please tell me
he's not gonna keep it there.
264
00:11:26,090 --> 00:11:27,847
Oh, you don't like it?
265
00:11:27,947 --> 00:11:30,502
It's so white trash.
266
00:11:30,602 --> 00:11:33,123
What's next,
a couch on the front lawn?
267
00:11:33,190 --> 00:11:35,545
Well, he does like
sleeping outside.
268
00:11:35,678 --> 00:11:36,971
It can't stay there.
269
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,398
I agree. Go tell him.
270
00:11:38,497 --> 00:11:40,190
Amanda, don't make me
the bad guy.
271
00:11:40,289 --> 00:11:42,612
I didn't make you the bad guy.
God did.
272
00:11:47,787 --> 00:11:49,545
It's open.
273
00:11:49,612 --> 00:11:51,470
Jet Ski's got to go.
274
00:11:51,570 --> 00:11:53,328
Where am I supposed to put it?
275
00:11:53,427 --> 00:11:54,456
Not my problem.
276
00:11:54,556 --> 00:11:56,181
- Can I put it in the backyard?
- No.
277
00:11:56,281 --> 00:11:58,040
- What if I park it on the street?
- No.
278
00:11:58,139 --> 00:11:59,697
- What if I...
- No.
279
00:12:03,613 --> 00:12:04,740
You're not gonna believe this.
280
00:12:04,840 --> 00:12:06,499
Your mother won't let me
keep the Jet Ski here.
281
00:12:06,599 --> 00:12:09,917
Oh, she is the worst.
282
00:12:17,580 --> 00:12:18,675
Hey.
283
00:12:18,808 --> 00:12:21,296
So, something going on
with you and Mom?
284
00:12:21,395 --> 00:12:22,988
No. Why?
285
00:12:23,121 --> 00:12:25,145
I heard her on the phone
with Aunt Louise.
286
00:12:27,003 --> 00:12:28,131
What'd she tell her?
287
00:12:28,230 --> 00:12:31,084
I shouldn't say.
I'm trying not to be a gossip.
288
00:12:32,079 --> 00:12:34,070
Then why'd you bring it up?
289
00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:35,961
I said I'm trying.
I'm not good at it yet.
290
00:12:38,051 --> 00:12:39,676
Okay, fine.
291
00:12:39,776 --> 00:12:41,700
I told her about something dumb
I did years ago,
292
00:12:41,799 --> 00:12:43,491
and now she's torturing me.
293
00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:44,819
Ooh, what did you do?
294
00:12:44,885 --> 00:12:46,843
No, don't tell me.
I'm better than this.
295
00:12:47,771 --> 00:12:48,833
It's no big deal.
296
00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:50,326
She's just trying
to make me think
297
00:12:50,425 --> 00:12:52,250
she got a secret
I don't know about.
298
00:12:52,316 --> 00:12:53,644
Does she?
299
00:12:53,743 --> 00:12:55,999
Probably. I don't know.
300
00:12:56,131 --> 00:12:57,824
Hey, um...
301
00:12:57,957 --> 00:12:59,615
you got a weird relationship
with her.
302
00:12:59,749 --> 00:13:01,473
You ever hear anything?
303
00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,796
What's weird is
a father asking his child
304
00:13:03,929 --> 00:13:05,587
if he knows secrets
about his mother.
305
00:13:05,687 --> 00:13:06,716
No, it ain't.
306
00:13:06,815 --> 00:13:08,241
What would she think?
307
00:13:08,341 --> 00:13:10,431
She doesn't need to know.
308
00:13:11,426 --> 00:13:12,887
Wow.
309
00:13:12,986 --> 00:13:14,910
Now you want the child
to keep secrets from his mother.
310
00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:16,735
You are some piece of work.
311
00:13:22,175 --> 00:13:23,901
- Morning.
- Morning.
312
00:13:26,787 --> 00:13:28,247
Why is there a Jet Ski
in the garage?
313
00:13:28,346 --> 00:13:30,603
Pretty sweet, huh? I bought it.
314
00:13:30,669 --> 00:13:32,295
Why?
315
00:13:32,394 --> 00:13:34,020
What do you mean, why?
You bought a Jeep.
316
00:13:34,119 --> 00:13:35,413
Yeah, that I drive to work.
317
00:13:35,513 --> 00:13:36,608
What are you gonna do
with that thing?
318
00:13:36,707 --> 00:13:37,835
What am I gonna do?
319
00:13:37,934 --> 00:13:40,689
I'll take it to the lake
and look like a badass.
320
00:13:40,788 --> 00:13:43,110
How am I supposed to work
with that here?
321
00:13:43,243 --> 00:13:45,400
I'll pull it out during the day
and put it back at night.
322
00:13:45,499 --> 00:13:47,755
Every day?
For the rest of your life?
323
00:13:47,887 --> 00:13:49,381
No, just till I have
a house on a lake
324
00:13:49,514 --> 00:13:50,873
with a dock for my Jet Ski.
325
00:13:51,968 --> 00:13:54,391
Aw, dude, this is just stupid.
326
00:13:54,491 --> 00:13:56,314
Hey, you were all over me
to spend money
327
00:13:56,382 --> 00:13:57,708
and have fun, so I did.
328
00:13:57,808 --> 00:14:01,125
Yeah, but this is just stupid.
329
00:14:01,224 --> 00:14:02,983
You want to be that way, fine.
330
00:14:03,082 --> 00:14:04,310
I'm not taking you to the lake.
331
00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:06,335
- Georgie.
- What?
332
00:14:06,467 --> 00:14:08,557
This is really stupid.
333
00:14:13,964 --> 00:14:15,591
Mind if I watch some TV?
334
00:14:15,690 --> 00:14:17,116
Knock yourself out.
335
00:14:23,255 --> 00:14:24,880
Please tell me.
336
00:14:24,979 --> 00:14:26,970
Fine.
337
00:14:28,861 --> 00:14:30,719
I know that every year
338
00:14:30,819 --> 00:14:33,008
you said you were going
to a tire convention,
339
00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:35,828
you really went to a casino.
340
00:14:39,809 --> 00:14:42,166
Wait, that's not your secret.
That's my secret.
341
00:14:42,265 --> 00:14:43,823
Did you know I knew?
342
00:14:43,957 --> 00:14:44,952
No.
343
00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,407
'Cause I can keep a secret.
344
00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,023
That don't count.
Tell me one of yours.
345
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,781
- You first.
- Well, I don't got any more.
346
00:14:52,915 --> 00:14:56,697
Well, then I guess you have
nothing to bargain with.
347
00:14:56,796 --> 00:14:59,119
You're just bluffing.
I know everything about you.
348
00:15:00,910 --> 00:15:03,763
Hey, um...
are you faking bedroom stuff?
349
00:15:03,863 --> 00:15:05,323
'Cause I'm okay with that.
350
00:15:09,835 --> 00:15:12,190
- Hey.
- Hey.
351
00:15:13,153 --> 00:15:14,479
You're home late.
Did you have a tow?
352
00:15:14,579 --> 00:15:17,266
No, I had a little accident
with the Jet Ski.
353
00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,058
You took it to the lake?
354
00:15:19,125 --> 00:15:21,247
I backed it into Ruben's Jeep.
355
00:15:21,347 --> 00:15:23,106
Oh, Georgie.
356
00:15:23,205 --> 00:15:25,594
The important thing is
no one was hurt.
357
00:15:26,589 --> 00:15:28,513
Although Ruben did cry a little.
358
00:15:28,612 --> 00:15:31,399
Did you ever think maybe this
wasn't the smartest purchase?
359
00:15:31,533 --> 00:15:34,253
You and everybody else was
pushing me to buy something,
360
00:15:34,385 --> 00:15:35,613
so I bought something.
361
00:15:35,713 --> 00:15:38,135
Well, I didn't mean a Jet Ski
we're never gonna use.
362
00:15:38,202 --> 00:15:39,993
We'll use it.
We'll go next weekend.
363
00:15:40,059 --> 00:15:42,216
- It's gonna rain.
- Well, the weekend after.
364
00:15:42,315 --> 00:15:44,537
- CeeCee has a birthday party.
- She can skip it.
365
00:15:44,637 --> 00:15:45,965
No, no.
366
00:15:46,065 --> 00:15:47,822
She skips and then all the moms
stop inviting her,
367
00:15:47,922 --> 00:15:49,150
and then she's got no friends.
368
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,335
She'll make friends.
Her dad has a Jet Ski.
369
00:15:53,330 --> 00:15:54,756
You are not putting
strange kids on that thing.
370
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:56,050
You're not putting
our kid on that thing.
371
00:15:56,117 --> 00:15:58,406
Well, not now,
but once she learns to swim.
372
00:15:58,472 --> 00:16:01,491
Georgie, it's okay to
admit that you made a mistake.
373
00:16:01,591 --> 00:16:03,781
I've bought plenty
of dumb things in my life.
374
00:16:03,881 --> 00:16:05,738
I know.
I've seen your shoe closet.
375
00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:10,084
Hey, my shoes are not dumb.
I love every single one of them.
376
00:16:11,079 --> 00:16:13,003
Except for the clogs.
I'll give you the clogs.
377
00:16:13,070 --> 00:16:14,961
Well, I love my Jet Ski.
378
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:16,553
And someday,
when we have a free weekend
379
00:16:16,686 --> 00:16:18,511
and the weather's nice
and CeeCee learns to swim,
380
00:16:18,610 --> 00:16:19,838
you're gonna love it, too.
381
00:16:19,971 --> 00:16:21,762
Honey, are you listening
to yourself?
382
00:16:21,862 --> 00:16:23,155
I don't have to.
I know what I'm saying.
383
00:16:29,891 --> 00:16:32,379
I don't know.
It's kind of an eyesore.
384
00:16:32,478 --> 00:16:35,199
You let Sheldon put
that big satellite dish
385
00:16:35,332 --> 00:16:38,085
in the front yard when he was
trying to spy on NASA.
386
00:16:38,184 --> 00:16:40,374
We made him take that down.
387
00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:42,897
The FBI made him take it down.
388
00:16:42,996 --> 00:16:44,920
Who do you think called them?
389
00:16:45,019 --> 00:16:47,242
- Really?
- I had their card on the fridge
390
00:16:47,308 --> 00:16:49,963
ever since the uranium incident.
391
00:16:50,825 --> 00:16:52,716
I promise, it's only temporary.
392
00:16:52,816 --> 00:16:55,072
A couple weeks, just till I find
a better place to store it.
393
00:16:55,171 --> 00:16:57,427
Just a few weeks, right?
394
00:16:57,527 --> 00:16:59,053
A month, tops.
395
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,570
And hey, when we take it out
on the lake, you should come.
396
00:17:02,669 --> 00:17:05,058
That does sound kind of fun.
397
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,380
Finally, someone gets it.
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