Original subtitles

once upon a time when things were rotten

not just food but also case

Everybody Take The Peasants things were

better

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so when other Legends are forgotten

we'll remember back from things

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so when other Legends are forgotten

we'll remember

thank you

thank you

Madre I feel nervous without Robin here

please let's have faith a little John

he's second in command guys guys our

wagon's coming okay let's get him hold

it when Robin left for his class reunion

he told me to give the orders now

everybody hide

well what are you gonna do Mr leader I

have a plan it's ingenious I've been

working on it for days it can't fail

watch this

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what is the problem was I speeding

officer all we want to know is who you

are and why you're traveling through

Sherwood Forest oh that is easy I am

Professor Otto Bond Master inventor of

weapons

memo

invent

steps

what are you doing you have not got

permission to search my wagon

really

have a look

who are you fellas anywhere we're uh

Robin Hood's merry men

oh the happy fellas I heard about you

even in my country yeah you're the

famous Outlaws right

I think I have just a thing for you what

are you talking about

in here are plants for the most powerful

weapon in the world and one felt swoop

it will take care of all your enemies

you have enemies don't you

what are you talking about ah sir

with this weapon you can sit in the

comfort of your own fast and

indiscriminately Rain turn

anybody all you have to do is pull that

little tiger we don't need such a weapon

combat is meant to be fought man to man

eye to eye Toe to Toe hand to hand back

to back belly to belly

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this is an evil weapon it must be

destroyed anybody got a light

foreign

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little do they know I have another set

of plans right up here in my head first

the only person that would be interested

in such a weapon

would be a Despicable deceitful

revolting coward I'll take it

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that might happen is completed just pull

the trigger and this will be destroyed

this will be demolished say bye bye

bye bye

what about this that's where my mommy

lives she would never forgive me hello

Mommy

chef may I have a word with you please

yes sorry um now Hubert I don't know

about this guy he talks funny and he's

not from around here and I don't like

the way he dresses

how can you be sure it's gonna work

does a River Band

as a villa Veep hmm

that's a fast Tucker

of course wonderful let us begin at once

uh what will you require a Bertram Tech

notes

I will need plenty of space to work

clear the dungeon area no interruptions

whatsoever double the guard and a dozen

workers that talk exactly like me 12

strange people now read that back

let's see you got a large dark and dank

hold the Gap and a side of crowd

wait don't rush off I haven't come to

the most important part I will need m e

t a l lots and lots of metals

much better bring me metal bring me lead

bring copper nickel

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thank you

foreign

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is my weapon ready yet no I'm just

preparing the mold the professor is it

possible to have the weapon ready by

dinner don't ask me oh to me all my life

I've waited for someone to give me

orders

order me to have it ready by dinner very

well then I am ordering you to have the

weapon ready by dinner you call that an

order that's to wishy-washy from the

heart you've got to feel it feel it I

order you louder I order you

oh

my God

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yeah we did good while you were gone huh

Robin oh excellent man I'm very very

proud of you and little John you did a

fine job as leader in my absence there's

nothing Robin anybody with Superior

Talent brains and Brawn could have done

the same thing

humility is not in this man's vocabulary

a writer approaches then the one that's

made marry him it's made Mario

dungeon weapon horrible destruction

Marion what's wrong

turn the shack

by a man called

the whole world I don't bond we stopped

a man with that name a few days ago yeah

he had blueprints for a weapon like the

one Marion's talking about and you mean

to tell me you just let him go on his

merry way sure we took his weapons and I

burned his Blueprints and didn't it

occur to you that he might have the

blueprints right up here I knew we

should have searched his brain

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Marion I must see this weapon for myself

I'm going back to the castle with you

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May the gentle hand of Heaven guide you

both may it Shield you from adversity

and may it Crush anyone who gets in your

way

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from here

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the weapon is ready

I now Christen thee mine all right

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it's truly magnificent isn't it yes it

is it makes me so happy I could cry

I wish I knew how I want to shoot it now

can I shoot it now

hold on to your crown first we must set

to aimer you don't want to shoot it

until we set the aimer do you oh

what's the aiming well the weapon is

like a lot of people we know

um

nowhere to go though we have to tell it

so we use the AIM

uh yes my liege aim a torch Gibraltar I

have a man stationed there who will

inform us of the success of this weapon

he's the fastest man on the kingdom

Johanna

five

four

three

two one fire

whoops we should have cut a hole in the

hole

that should be my man from Gibraltar

did it work

that's all that's left of Gibraltar

I always wanted a piece of The Rock

boom

soon will the weapon be ready for

shooting again well since I am the only

one who can load it and this is my busy

season can you pop in again on Thursday

no I have it ready for you by tomorrow

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then we will destroy something that has

been plaguing me for years

Sherwood Forest and with it

Robin Hood

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[Laughter]

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men Marion was right I've seen the

weapon it is more frightful and more

ominous than ever I imagined even I was

awestruck and it takes a lot to strike

this guy's off and the worst part of it

is the sheriff is intent upon destroying

Sherwood Forest he's got the weapon

pointing right at us doesn't the share

of no it's not polite to point well

obviously not we'll have to teach him

some matters Alan you know how to speak

for this kind of a crazy accent don't

you no you're kidding

schnitzel good Alan you're coming with

me the rest of you go warn The Peasants

they're our main concern Marion is doing

her bit at the castle we'll take care of

Otto bond in his weapon oh Lord

please Grant Robin and Alan a successful

Mission and if they should fail please

Grant those of us left in the forest

time to get our Tails out of here

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you've been so quiet

I have to be the sheriff has personally

entrusted me with a great Secret

I'll give you a hint

and soon

why don't we change the subject

play a game oh good

I'll mention a word and you say the

first thing that comes to mind all right

oatmeal no I I haven't started yet sorry

yeah the first word is

dungeon

that's where the weapon is Autobahn is

the only person that's how the arm it

will be shot off this afternoon and the

gods have been tripled

I'm so sleepy perhaps you should leave

leave don't even get to play the

lightning rounds up later be proud

Bertram you kept your secrets well you

didn't spill a thing

my motto is

loose lips sink ships

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did you hear everything we must act fast

I finished these for you

if I had more time I could have made

them double-breasted no they're perfect

Miriam when they disguise us I needed

these two

foreign

what now I don't know this this is a

rough one we might just have to wing it

but with all those

can robbing

I've got it the pickle jar

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you look so strong could you please open

this jar of pickles for me

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foreign

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faster I order you to have this weapon

ready in 15 minutes

Bridge room take a letter yes my liege

uh dear friends dear Spain dear China

um

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that was close well so far so good Robin

what's the plan I don't know we'll just

have to play it by ear

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you know

it's too bad that the genius who created

this great weapon we're not controlled

the world instead this silly little

prince Phil you can bet your story on

that wait wait you said something

something about controlling the world

tell me more

well we can't not pathology these other

people here would you like to step

inside the barrel of this weapon oh no

way that is off limit I am the only one

allowed inside then why not clear the

room if we could talk here good idea

okay kids take a break take 10.

you know your uniforms are familiar but

I don't place to face oh we have been

fans of yours for a long time sir we

were students of yours at the University

to University I was kicked out of there

for molesting ideas

foreign

we are extremely loyal that's why we

were so upset when we discovered Prince

John and the sheriff are taking

advantage of you taking advantage of me

yes I mean why should they gain from the

weapon after all you are the one who

created it and earned you are the only

one who know how to use it that's two

I'm beginning to catch your dream yes

why don't you write a note to Prince

John and to inform him of your

intentions

yes you know you are extremely bitter

and diabolical I like you

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dear my highness

come up

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never trusted him

will he

perhaps we can persuade our friend

Otto to change his mind

I think I have just the thing

he took Bond the first

it's going great

what's our next step just follow my lead

pay attention here you'll learn

something

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do you hear that

I guess that that's my favorite food

That's My Kind of Music That's Tops on

pops up my inhale is

oh

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oh

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you can have always the music when all

the girls you want then you're always

have heard

right

come on Hilda I can't be tied down to

one girl now

oh

laughs

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I ordered you to open this door and

order the one power I cannot ignore this

is an order it's such good order hello

this is an order I know this is an order

when this is an order

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to see

I know a nice quiet today

why don't you get inside there

you say yeah it's a good place to go and

get your head together

what a nice idea yeah peace and quiet

here I come then you're not

me

back from Quick ring on the battering

ram

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whatever I think to your liking couldn't

be better this is not

laughing here memo invent lamp

next stop Murray's ocean

well

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there goes crazy Otto hey Robin up here

I did good right

forget good you did great

looks like no one ruled the world this

day

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there goes Robin Hood I hate that Robin

strange as it may seem Mali she may have

done us a favor what

foreign

final score again goodness one evil

nothing

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oh Alan before you hang that up

Ronaldo ring around the collar ring

around the collar

don't blame me it's little John shirt

tell him to wash behind his neck once in

a while

Robin I'd like to request permission to

stop ringing out these clothes from

Homan why little John I'd like to kill

Ronaldo

permission denied robin look a bottle

looks like some sort of note in it hey

guy what kind of a note B flat or C

sharp Ellen

it's from Professor Audubon

hey I wonder what Otto would say if he

knew his weapon was a tourist attraction

at Sherwood Land Park

listen up close dear to whom it may

concern

I'm stuck on this desert island here in

the middle of Murray's ocean with Murray

and his family we are about two miles

from The Edge I'm out of the weapon

business now and I'm turning my genius

to something called transportation

Transportation I wonder what he had in

mind

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foreign

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thank you

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