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once upon a time when things were rotten

not just food but also King providing

everybody take the peasants

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to flush their business boy oh boy it

was business good good

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so when other Legends are forgotten

we'll remember back from things

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they said what they get more expenses so

when other Legends are forgotten we'll

remember backwards

thank you

Marion

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will you be reasonable I

died Marion no one wants to play your

truth more than I

well I'm tired of being the lady and

waiting why I'm not even sure you'll

love me well of course I love you my

love is real

it's that horse that's phony

a forest

of other men who

Men Who ah Fair Marion will you marry me

sir Clyde you are not marrying her I am

now be off

Robin Nguyen well just as soon as King

Richard has returned to his throne and

my work here is done that could be

forever

or longer I won't wait that long Robin

you have to choose me or your career

it's not my career Mary and it's it's my

duty and a man must do his duty as he

sees it and when a man sees his duty he

must not turn his back on it he must

face up to it look it squarely in the

eye and say howdy Judy

the way you feel about it then let's

just call the whole thing off marry and

wait

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thank you I don't know how you do it

bedroom the Mind boggles buckles buckles

you've managed to turn our stately

thrown room into an Arabian soccer watch

out

I am quite sure Chicago Med will feel

quite at home

your pillow Nest take Ahmed awaits

without

what I've got to ask

from announce him

nothing painful

come on me ladies Chic of Med Muhammad

benzene

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thank you

Masala real masala

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masala

hold the dressing

work

a thousand greetings is team Sheriff

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yes called a the first party whereas

second party your party in my place

yes good

does the trade agreement meet with your

approval

is it not written that he who lies down

with the lion and the Ant shall awaken

strangely refreshed I will now sign

now your turn my leaves

once signed you will have exclusive

rights over every drop of olive oil

produced by the seven major olive oil

producing and exporting countries also

known as OPEC or which I am chief oop

and vice Peck and

I shall control all of the olive oil

and if anyone in England wants to make a

salad they'll have to go through me

yeah I signed bigger than you

the need is done and having been done is

done and Hadid done is indeed done well

well done really done my ring done

I'm done so be it

in accordance with the customs of your

great country all that is ours is yours

choose anything you desire anything

you'll see up to five things all the

cash equivalent no no I I couldn't I

really couldn't I'll take that Shield

advance that plaque that chair and her

what what you see wait you missed my

what I'm sorry what continue thank you

don't you see me Marion you ought to

marry Sheikh Ahmed as part of the trade

agreement

yeah she's right this is the 12th

century you just can't marry someone off

it doesn't belong to you Majesty

don't you see your majesty this

agreement will make you one of the

richest and most powerful men in all of

Europe

hi Marion

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eat robin

I can't fire I have no appetite a bite a

mouthful something

here comes the horsey open the Barn Door

it's a Pity to waste a good horsey

thank you

don't let her get to you Robin you're

better over there hey man I say he

should say he's sorry and throw himself

at the mercy of her feet that's what I

say God riddance is what I say we spend

half our time saving her anyway right

guys

Bravo you know me I've always leveled

with you how long have I known Marion

since you two started going together

she's the best she's the top she's the

Tower of Pisa I love her like my own

sister

dumper

dumper El dumpo just like that

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who is this guy

Robin perhaps the good book has the

answer

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what does a good book have to say for me

Friar oh let's see Eve begot Abel Ruth

began Isaac Isaac begot Haze Sarah began

born beget Monroe there's a lot of

begets in here

well it's a good book no one said it was

perfect

Mr and Mrs Chic Abdul Muhammad Ben

Turpin are relieved to announce the

wedding of their son Sheikh Ahmed Jr of

Baghdad and New Canaan to Marion

Fitzgibbon of Nottingham Sylvester are

you sure this wedding announcement is

legitimate oh yes there's going to be a

wedding all right the sheriff's men are

out stealing flowers they stole a

wedding cake they stole a three-piece

band They even stole one of those

cocktail Franks

come on guys We're not gonna let this

shake still Robin squirrel hey

hey Lauren come on let's get it

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that's clear

she's made her choice what's done is

done if there's one thing I've learned

in this life and Mark this well

it's to accept defeat with calm

adult resignation

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he's taking a lot better than I thought

I thought it'd Fall to Pieces

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like this before

I thought I could handle it

but I'm confused confused angry and very

with me

what does it all mean to you

and says

you want an answer

here you get questions I'm a visit you

want answers Siena Carlton see Bernie

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stand they're forcing me to marry a man

I do not love

tell me what to do that's your job my

goal is to point out to pitfalls in the

platforms you have to decide I must

decide what is there an echo in here you

come up with an answer

wonderful now we're getting somewhere

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okay you made a decision but a long

decision throwing in the sponge at your

age you have everything to live for

you're a legend you're the targeted town

what good is all that now without Marion

you have to help me Wizard I I can't

cope with this I can't deal with with

Marion marrying that Sheik forget about

it she ain't gonna mail not Miriam what

do you mean oh I just ran off at the

mouth but that's all you're getting for

me I would never violate the sacred

rigid patient relationship okay listen

up close okay

but you don't want to marry the guy so

she got the poisoning and when they get

to the I do she will she will what can't

you put two and three together

poison I ink and she will she will oh no

she won't I'll see to that

wait a minute you still got 40 minutes

left

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it's good to see you so excited about

selecting your wedding gown I brought

them all the way from Arabia my other

wives packed them for me just in case I

have no intention of wearing a wedding

gown even a cute one we shall see him

Bertram proceed thank you

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the lovely phenicia is wearing a

one-piece burgundy burgundy with a will

agree filigree

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and now Vanessa wearing a teal blue

creation from the house of Ernestine

borgendin

Sharon selected this sausage Mata for

her trip down the aisle no no I wouldn't

be caught dead in any of those

can't make me marry him I don't love him

and love is sacred I demand that this

wedding be stopped in the Name of Love

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before you break my heart

man we've got to stop the wedding stop

the wedding now you're talking man let's

get him don't back down Robin let her go

no no no no you don't understand they're

forcing her to get married so she's

going to kill herself at the ceremony

wow that ought to put a damper on the

reception so listen man I have a plan

where we can discredit the Sheikh and

save Marion I knew it what did I tell

you another save

Friar the Archbishop is to perform the

ceremony I want you to intercept him at

Mansfield Road and take his place at the

wedding

I'm going to be the Archbishop

now once at the Castle I want you to

delay the ceremony until we arrive aye

aye Robin I'm Gone with the Wind

men we're going to a wedding hey wait a

minute we don't have any invitations

are our invitations oh

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well I guess I'll only stay a short

while

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perfume

poisoning perfume

hey

perfume Poison

isn't that cute a miniature Marion and a

life-size Agnes

they forgot Prince John's duckies

that's the twins he's all wrong

now remember everyone boy girl boy girl

boy girl they are good

I have one of those ah Mr Mrs

lightfingers do leave us some silverware

tonight phone sure

it's Hubert look

remember when they Archbishop arrived

him in there's a lad

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ladies his Excellency the Archbishop of

Nottingham

greetings greetings

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how have you been Have You Been have a

nice day yes yes delighted to be here

hello hello hello

glad to see you

Welcome to our Castle Lodge Bishop

please

call me Archie

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we are anxious for the ceremony to

proceed your Excellency oh yes of course

the ceremony

everybody rise

I didn't say Simon Says

hurry Robin

what just praying

I don't believe we could move a little

faster Archbishop I'm going as fast as I

can

thank you

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he made Muhammad then gazara

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Archbishop Ahmed

I'm humbled in the presence of your

grandness

no no no no no no it is I who am humbled

by the presence of your grandness I do

believe it's time for the ceremony to

begin

the Blushing Bride let the ceremony

begin

aren't you forgetting something

you are forgetting one of your very own

Customs naughty naughty you have

forgotten the Benghazi Bridal dance

pick out the big the Benghazi brother

what dance dance of course the Benghazi

Bridal sounds the pre-wedding dance done

by the groom to entice his lovely bride

of course my lovely bride

we will do the center's old dance that

glorifies the Gathering of the Harvest

the changing of the season

the union of the cosmos and the winning

of the West hit it

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thank you

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one more time

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thank you

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what's the matter oh right the ceremony

we are gathered here to join Maid Marion

and Sheikh Ahmed Mohammed Ben Casey in

matrimony

if there is anyone here present who

knows of any reason why these two should

not be wed let him speak now

anyone anyone at all don't be shy step

right up there must be someone

what's the matter oh yes right all right

all right

do you seek Ahmed

take this I do I do I do

you do he does

Andy you made Marion she does she does

then

by all the powers vested in me

I Now Pronounce You

man

and

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stop pull this wedding over to the side

what is the meaning of this who are you

kharib of Cairo 5-0 we have been after

this man for years he is no Chic back in

desert country he is known as Ahmed the

crook not true he lies wrong there you

deny this one of the many checks you

have bounced all over the Fertile

Crescent let me see this

Ahmed Gods take assault into solitary

please Ahmed is ours we must take him

back to Morocco the desert has ways to

deal with its own

farewell lovely Maiden

fine fellow

I just can't help feeling that I've met

him before

don't be silly

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you must feel free to speak and

whatever's troubling you I want to see

the secret storms that are raging inside

of you As the World Turns in your search

for tomorrow

Philippines well

personally I feel I've profited from

this experience made Mary and I have a

much more mature and meaningful

relationship

and in the future I intend to think less

of my career and tend more to her needs

because I know how busy he is stealing

from those who are in the high income

bracket and giving to those who are much

less fortunate and I'm gonna try not to

be so resentful about Robin spending

more time with Marion and with me

and not to be so angry about having to

savor all the time

and I'm going to try not to joke around

so much and be more serious about Robin

and the band and its Arrangements

sorry I will try to live with the fact

that I will never be Archbishop

or skinny and I have to try to remember

not to feel so guilty about being

smarter than the other guys

it's hard you guys got it all together

no wonder they call you to marry men

say wait a minute maybe you can help me

I got a problem oh sure is okay now

level with me

does this make me look like a jerk

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