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once upon a time when things were rotten

not just food but also case

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says

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they said but they kept for expenses so

with other Legends are forgotten we'll

remember back from things

thank you

foreign

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to criticize us

an arrow sticking out of his chest Padre

Padre me and for your information I am

not mortally wounded because the good

book saved my life sorry to disappoint

you

man what is happening to us

all this feuding and a fussing and the

fighting this is the home of the

merryman remember now

make nice make noise

I said make nice

oh Robin

I don't know what's happening to us I do

these are the classic symptoms of forest

fatigue we are tired we're overworked

we're cranky I'm not cranky

all you need is a vacation

vacation

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what's a vacation what's a vacation you

mean to say that you've never gone away

for a few weeks for the seashore with

Dad Dad what's Dad

you forget your Noble background they

are but uh humble saves uh well then

it's time you all knew what it is you

shall have your vacation lads

this isn't going to hurt is it trust me

little John now what shall it be

mountains or Seashore what else gotta be

mountains Seashore Seashore Mountain

seashore

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Forest fatigue oh yeah I'm sorry I'm not

all right we will settle this in

traditional Saxon fashion ready ready

one potato two potatoes three four five

three to six potato seventh grade

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Robin Hood and his Ruffians on vacation

excellent gas Bob you have done your job

well now see

a bathroom pedestry

budget does this come out of spying or

Forestry

spend it all in one place

money doesn't grow on trees you know

this

is just the moment I've been waiting for

the moment for my master plan

I must have planned oh I

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Yes master

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back back please

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take a good look

they're disgusting they're impulsive

they're revolting and they look just

like Robin Hood's men precisely they are

my master plan exact doubles for Robin

and his band

you'll see

by the time Robin and his boys returned

from their vacation The Peasants will be

ready to kill them brilliant

wherever did you find them

last the Norsemen fished out of a sewer

in Oslo wash and Sewer

was cesspool

can live in Cesspool can't live in sewer

a positively revolting beneath you

this is bad melon Alias three fingered

Merwin direct from the gutter in the

Isle of Jersey

jumped to make your acquaintance I'm

sure

wait a minute he's got all his fingers

why do they call him three-finger Merwin

because I take three fingers from all my

victims

and here is Dapper Danny Doyle he's on

the 10 most wanted list and the 10 best

dressed

all right Governor what a shape

I'll take a rain check if you don't mind

fascinating everybody

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surprising you uh

Robin Hood a gray gone he wrote with

Attila the Hun no way

Gregor was kicked out of the hands for

cruelty after hours

but what about his beard the real Robin

had no beard

take it off Gregor take it all off

mm-hmm

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now Gregor just all smoothies

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but tomorrow I'm going to unleash these

fiends on the peasants they will think

it is a real Robin and his men and they

will grow to hate them maniacally clever

too bad we live in a monkey

because of this for a democracy you to

be president

no

matter Trump

what would you like to join our fiends

as your twin or Ronaldo

you mean me

I get to be a fiend

a rookie

break him in boy

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remember man we're all on vacation so I

order you to relax and have fun

you want to talk about your fine Labor

Management relationship

okay I'll afford glass we don't want to

miss a day of sun

John why didn't you think of that before

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come on Mr Hood look at this a man takes

his work on vacation get rid of this all

right man let's have one for the road

hold on make this journey safe amen

and this beef tender

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that's it Robin Saturday night is off

great ball how dare you don't you ever

do that to make Marion and again you

animal

hmm gloves going to be like suede

the others are waiting for you in the

courtyard

left the Cavalcade of Cruelty

again

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join us the water's fine oh no no the

only water I work with is holy water

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hey honey what's this

what is saying what he is saying fan

Maiden Allen's my name charms mcgaine

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plenty of other fish in the sea don't go

out too far we're now though don't worry

Robin I'll keep my eye on him but first

off keep my eye on you

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oh and why did you do that we find you

one of those man-eating snarks to

terrorize Creighton what you didn't

believe that did you that was just the

Story a tale a ballad of minstrels

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all right

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what makes you so pensive Robin I can't

help it Friar I'm fencing for the

peasants back in Nottingham they may

need us nonsense what could happen to

them in a week I don't know but

something tells me I should be back

there

relax

enjoy

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next

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foreign

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I've made up my mind I'm going back tell

the men to enjoy themselves without me I

must return to Nottingham I can feel his

head but Robin uh

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fellow peasants and I say that with

pride

well today I count myself among your

number

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against one man and his band of renowned

you

know what you have to do

for your

sister

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foreign

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one and a half wagons are available on

the wall one athletic and surveillance

if one of those wagons you're having a

fall one of the what else Sylvester how

goes it my friends get him get him wait

a minute hey wait stop it's me Robin

gone man

Sylvester if you're gonna use this at

least hold it the right way

oh thank you

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take this Robin

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I was right there is something rotten in

Nottingham

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what is going on

oh I suppose you don't know anything

about it

but this is impossible I was away on

vacation

yes

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Gregor go get paid from Sheriff now meet

you back in the room

the eagle flying

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so that's what's been going on

Marion quick get him in here

trust me my darling Trust

trust me are you who's there a handsome

yo my siberian's number

won't you come in for a little chat okay

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later now get fringe benefits yeah

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Gregor like to play games coming out

coming out wherever you are

come on

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thank you bless you

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Miriam quick tie him up watch him till I

return

Sheriff's Chambers

no they kill Robin but me Gregor go

collect pay

goodbye my darling

hello persons

Gregor come for pay of course an honest

days pay for a dishonest day's work

let's see 40-hour work week with no

overtime that comes to

145 gold sovereign

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Gregor finally get money here hey hey

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oh Gregor if only you were the real

Robin Hood

what I would do

and if Gregor will Robin or what he

would do

very creative and then maybe he'd do

this

for if you were the real Robin Hood I

would slit your throats on all of that

good thing Gregor not real Robin how

true for the real Robin would never let

the sheriff get the drop on him like

that

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um

put in special money pouch money part

special for pay needing money put right

here you say he's trying to tell us

where he keeps his money glad you asked

special secret money pack just more

money put money right here Ray God go

pay others

Gregor will you go pay the others

now Gregor go try to get paid

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that's right Marion Gregor no pay others

Beggars meant at the sharks

right now the next step is yours gather

The Peasants and tell them what happened

they'll believe you in the meantime I'll

deal with our friend here

oh don't be too hard on him he is kind

of cute you know

here you are Gregor you were about to

learn that money can buy happiness but

not yours

I told you I paid back off we have the

receipt that way oh yeah you're

absolutely right you always say get a

receipt medical business

at the risk of showing disrespect we

don't believe you

make them a little taller

yeah

let's see where should I put that to the

seat chief

that is so distracting

I've got it

file yourself under me

no

burials Greg are coming for pay grab

that glider where's our money quicker

can I get no money where would the pump

stash it it's

expecting his money bow

your 30 double croissant now there's

some kind of tricks

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do stand up Sheriff

let's see if you've gotten any taller

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foreign

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oh man that was some vacation hey

remember the belly dancer with the dark

eyes

talk about your fun talk about your high

Old Times talk about your after-hour

taverns

yes I'll talk to you all about it later

you have a high old time too well me and

the boys the boys and me we uh pitched a

lot of horseshoes you know hung up

that's nice

you know to think that Gregor believed

he could impersonate me I mean he

actually believed that he could ride as

well as me or fence as well as me he

couldn't do anything as well as me well

Marion

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hahaha

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