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once upon a time when things were rotten

not just food but also King forgotten

everybody take the Penance things were

better married

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next time

to get more expenses so when other

Legends are forgotten we'll remember

back from days

foreign

Lads Ronaldo will be back any minute now

uh Little John Alan cover this area he

mustn't suspect the thing don't worry

Robin Ronaldo won't know what hit him

Little John this is a surprise party not

an ambush

hey that looks pretty good

oh huh excuse me

no sorry I I didn't mean to frighten you

oh why do I always have this effect on

people you have openness next time you

save check yourself out life and your

apologies oh but my my you seem to be in

such a a Tipper mood before we met oh

yeah that's because it's my birthday oh

I

I tell you how good I feel

I got it to him brother normally I can't

stand his face but I even bought him a

present and I'm going to surprise him

with it tonight a surprise oh I love

surprises

calm down man oh yeah me too listen I

gotta go because my buddy's probably got

something planned for me you know cause

I see you don't be strange oh what do

you know the way to the castle

down

here he comes here he comes there comes

Ronaldo hey guys guys Ronaldo's coming

he's coming

Lads stop will you get hold of

yourselves

no just try to relax will you act casual

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gather around Amigos the man with your

supplies has arrived yeah

to tell us that he won't have your robe

till next Thursday he can get the gravy

stains out what's this then The Loner

hey Alan put the mute fixed your loot

and says it's a beaut and that's the

truth cute cute

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by the by Ronaldo did you remember my

arrowheads how could I forget you Robin

I roll heads and I even got the size you

wanted six and seven eight

huh buddy don't forget it buddy right

Ronaldo

okay

okay

so

anybody forget anything

you know like uh

anything

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I bet they didn't forget Burton's

birthday at the castle

come on hold this rope I'm pulling no

rope hop to it mister Pull the Rope

oh man I know you guys forgot

hey does a buddy forget a buddy

come on now open up your presents that's

an order

all the guys kind of kicked in and got

you this

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beautiful

and it's just my size

loud

Ronaldo here's a little something from

Maid Marion and me to a really fine

merry man and a loyal friend thanks

Robin hey

the chief and his girl give me this yeah

this is from the leader

oh

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oh wow it's beautiful and your autograph

is on it

this is really going to be worth a lot

of coins someday

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one more time

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oh I'm so touched

you're the Dolphins for me

it's nothing

really nothing nothing

a man whose life is filled with

dispensing Injustice and cruelty takes

time out to plan all this and you say

nothing I I'm so grateful by the way

Prince John and Princess Isabelle asked

me to express their regrets they wanted

very much to be here but something very

urgent came up they had to take a nap oh

I understand oh naps have a way of

springing upon you when you least expect

them

come the trim right this way your cake

is waiting a cake too

is there no end to my joy

it's divine it was specially stolen from

a peasant's wedding

a thoughtful

now Bertram it's time for the

traditional Celtic candlelighting

ceremony

yes you must see how many candles you

can light without burning your fingers

mm-hmm

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that is my drink not a finger bowel

sorry

virgin may I present a very

distinguished visitor Hollingsworth

Royal execution unto the crown

executioner oh yes you might call me a

real caught up

how violently amusing

let us to moment little fellow

didn't we meet earlier today in the

forest in the forest

you probably met Ronaldo my twin brother

oh so you're the twin brother that

explains the similarity

everybody

for you it has yeah but so did the price

is it I told you now it wouldn't be a

surprise would it

better to keep you on edge get it

excuse me guards

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hey Ronaldo

oh wait a minute I got it it's a trick

he's playing a trick on us oh for crying

out loud well little John it's his

birthday let him have his fun

that little rascal I wonder what he's

got up is Jerkin

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Panther dance I'd love to

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you

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brother who do we see around here about

getting our bread

from me for several weeks of faithful

service

but Sheriff I've been with you for years

exactly nevertheless happy birthday

a fun screw

and in gold

that's what I've always wanted

to work I'll head down now let us find

out

I do hope it works

it's working

it's working

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boom and now allow me to introduce

myself

Ronaldo

of Sherwood Forest

hey fan leader you take requests how

about something up give me a beat like

this

Sheriff

where my brother is smirking Robin and

his men must be lacking precisely

but do not arrest him yet

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this must be part of a plot on a robin's

part and my part in the plot is to play

the part is a robin's prototypes but I

will just plot the play so that my part

makes his plot go to pot

so bathroom alert the guards

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hey birdie

what is this thing happy birthday

brother you smell of the forest hey uh

they're playing my request later man

no you're here no Marion nobody knows

I'm here

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yeah it's our birthday I come as a

friend not an enemy look I have no sword

I come in peace Robin if Ronaldo's

playing a trick he's losing his audience

well maybe something happened to him

let's search the camp I'll start with a

cake prior

if Robin's plot is not his plot is not

so he came alone

sentimental ninny

oh what a surprise I've got in store for

him

foreign

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you move good for a big man

thank you you're not so bad yourself but

unfortunately we have to cut this down

short

you're under arrest and the sentence is

the envelope please

foreign

unfortunately Ronaldo could not be here

tonight

take him away

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oh we gotta stop meeting like this what

would the sheriff say

you you idiot you fool

how can you joke it's a time like this

you're right

you shouldn't be joking

you know what I should be doing what

this

I'm not hand me you first vermin

you're lucky you have these bars to

protect you

I tell you from stem to God I forget it

I didn't come to fight anyway

it came because it was our birthday

and I felt a little love for my lousy

brother

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and I am ruled by this your hat

any luck Friar no Robin I checked his

tent his swimming hole I even checked

his special secret hiding place but

nobody knows where that is

he told me once in confession

which is where I haven't seen you in a

month yeah well just for that I'm not

coming for another month

maybe that's Ronaldo

that's only Marion

hi Marion

OH Robin I've been riding for over an

hour did you happen to see Ronaldo yes

he's in the dungeon oh he crashed

Bertram's birthday party and they're

going to execute him at midnight so

that's it into the jaws of death to see

a relative wanna talk about a

Sentimental Journey quickly man well

enough we've only got an hour but you'll

never make it in time of course we will

there's hardly any traffic on the road

this time of night we must save Ronaldo

right and after we save them I'm gonna

ring his neck

Ronaldo I would like to formally

introduce you to Hollingsworth your

executioner for this in charm good

evening

hello hello my birthday boy it's going

to be such a pleasure walking with you

pleasure for you for me just a big pain

in the neck put pain in the back oh

that's very good

stupid fool always choking stand up come

to overtake life seriously crap not the

bathroom he will soon be coming to the

end of his punch line yes one swift

notion of the axle get the job done you

see it's all in the way the neck is

placed roughly excuse me

project must be relaxed must be relaxed

I find that a humorous story works best

for me

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I believe this is happening to me

I'll pinch myself to see if I'm awake

I'm awake

we have less than an hour to prepare

yeah

just a sneak preview of what I'm going

to look like in a little while I didn't

think it would look so gruesome I'm

hungry you got anything to eat hungry oh

oh yes well I suppose you are entitled

to a lost meal that's right

and they can't kill me until I finish my

last meal right that's right uh brother

then I would like to have a big bowl of

broth

and the fork

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foreign

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I think I think that Ethel is ready and

if she's not

regular is please

yeah hope still

his hand hold it between your fingers

don't be a scaredy cat open your eyes

clocked me

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and they said I'd never get ahead in

this business

you mean that was you who hit me on the

head with the rattle

sure I remember that

that was just before the gypsies stole

me away

yes um I never did thank you for that

it could have been me

hey birdie

you like the present I got you huh

present Pleasant

actually I I didn't have time to open it

oh

don't worry I'll open it

oh

oh if only I could do twins you know

I'll build your pleasure double your fun

oh that's them

they're here

I won't be needing that

I won't have anything to hang around

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that was given to me by my mother

she was our mother

as well

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foreign

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leave me alone I want to be by myself

listen I don't like to budge in on

nobody

so uh

I thought I would pray ahead for a

reservation

thank you

okay

I'm ready to meet my

to so far far better thing I do now than

I have ever done before

quickly

hit me over the head with this and make

it look real hey man I can't hit you not

now

on second thought

he killed

happy birthday

brother

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happy birthday to you brother

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foreign

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too late

it's too late I failed

but to no avail

for Ronaldo gone

yeah

and he was the best

and he was the brightest

but before the night is over the sheriff

will know my Vengeance yeah

that's dangerous we could get killed I

don't care Ronaldo you Ronaldo

oh

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no you made it there's no huge ton of

kid you folks

but this is a real tear

and it's not easy to make this guy cry

but after what we've just seen

you want to talk about your happy ending

he just snuck up on me Sheriff I don't

know how a little sneak snuck up and

snicked me on the head never mind

bathroom the damage is already done

I am so terribly Savvy Hollingsworth

but there will be no execution today oh

well I don't mind Sharif

would be so disappointed I will regular

you don't suppose

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not now Hollingsworth but the next time

we capture Ronaldo you will do

twins

please

oh did you hear that oh I

double-headed oh if you need me this

weekend I'll be in Palm Springs I

desperately need some color

we're glad you're still alive

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foreign

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