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[rock music]

- Previously on

the "Tournament
of All Stars"...

Bracket one competed

in the final of their
three episodes.

- Boo.

- The top two
All Stars of the week

are Dawn and Morgan McMichaels.

- Ooh.

- You each earned two points.

This is your last chance
to impress me,

win $10,000, and earn
a coveted extra point.

Dawn, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Oh, my God.

Thank you.

- Bottom four,
it's time for you

to give your MVQ point
to the All Star you believe

is the Most Valuable Queen
of the week.

Choose wisely,
because your MVQ point

could determine which queens
advance to the semifinals.

Dawn, with eight points,

you are advancing
to the semifinals.

Condragulations.

- What the fuck?
Thank you.

- Morgan, A'keria,

you are tied for second place.

I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

A'keria, you are moving on
to the semifinals.

Condragulations.
- Thank you, Jesus.

Thank you.

- Morgan, Morphine,
Lucky, and Mystique,

at the end of bracket
number three,

Michelle and I will choose
three eliminated queens

to be entered into
the wild card lottery.

The one All Star chosen will
join the competition

starting in the semifinals
with a chance to win

the grand prize of $200,000.

- That's crazy.

- Oh!

I'm in the fucking semifinals.

- I'm ready for you,
bracket two,

bracket three, semifinals.

Let's go!

Mwah!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Hi.

I'm Rusty Charles.

- And I'm Lil Pumpkin Spice.

- Welcome to the Gaytona 500,

the next big race in
the "Tournament of All Stars."

- It's bracket number two,
and these queens

are coming in red-hot.

- From bracket number two,

pulling up
to the starting line.

Up first in pole position,

Crystal Methyd.

- She came to us fresh
from confession.

- Oh!

- Can you feel the beat
of the rhythm of the night?

It's Crystal Methyd
from season 12.

Ooh.

- Look at that
El DeBarge hairdo.

- Business in the front
and party in the back!

On my season, I was very DIY,
arts and crafts,

and glitter
all over the place.

- You're fucking fascinating.

- Mm?

- What in the fuck
am I looking at?

- [laughs]

- A little bit of humor
and a little bit of mess.

[vocalizing]

I just really wanted
to let you all know

how silly and crazy I am.

- Oh, we know.
- [laughs]

But I was still someone
really coming into their own.

- Your makeup is distracting.

You kind of got lost.

I want to see who you are.

She's hiding behind that mask.

- And I was holding
myself back a little bit.

I have a hard time showing
myself and opening up to--

- What got you here
in the first place

is what you already have.

- I came to realize
that there is no point

in second-guessing yourself.

- The more she
reveals of herself,

the more we're charmed by her.

- And it got me far.

- Crystal, you're moving on
to the Grand Finale.

- [sighs]

Making it so close
on season 12 to the crown,

I think I have
a lot to live up to.

But I'm ready to showcase
how much I've improved.

- By the looks
of that crucifix,

she's a real cross-dresser.

- She is.

- Now I'm more Crystallized
than ever before.

Oh!

- Well, some try method acting.

Others try Crystal Methyd.

She's redesigned
and ready to roar,

Salina EsTitties.

- The titties are back, honey!

Salina EsTitties
from season 15,

the Emmy Award-winning
season 15.

[clicks tongue]

- From the House of EsTitties!

- I don't fuck around!

Ah!

- [laughs]

- I'm known for being
really loud and energetic,

wild costumes, a lot of ideas.

And even though I didn't
win squat my season,

I got to top six
thanks to my charisma

and just my loving personality
at the end of the day.

Get the baby out of me!

It really came down
to, I think,

the total package as a whole
was a little discombobulated.

- I just think her drag
sometimes is questionable.

It's just too much.

So you're sort of
getting lost in it.

- I realized after the fact,
oh,

you just want me
to refine, simplify,

and, like, be
a little more cunty.

Yes, Mama Ru, girl, I got you.

All right, baby!

The titties are coming!

- Yes.

Pull up to her bumper.

- Which one?

- On my season,
I was a Golden Boot Diva.

I finally won something
on "Drag Race."

But I'm giving two toots
this season, baby.

Imagine the Titties
in the Hall of Fame.

There ain't been no Titties
in the Hall of Fame like me.

Let's go!

- Check out those
golden headlights.

- She's a classic.

It's Vivacious.

- You know me.

I'm Vivacious from season six.

- Still turning heads.

- Break the mold,
break the spell.

Mother has arrived
to give 'em hell.

- I can always tell when
a New Yorker walks the runway.

- OK?

- Yes, honey.

- She represents
that really

underground club storyline.

- This is, like,
my 21st year doing drag.

The last time I was here
for season six

was 13 years ago.

But y'all sure as hell
did not forget about me.

Mother has arrived.

- Ornacia.

- Mother has arrived.

- We're on the list.

Ornacia plus one.

- Mother has arrived.

- Mother has arrived!

- [laughs]

- My visage has been

all over "Drag Race"
for many years.

I am Mother after all.

Get into it.

- I do give her credit for

staying true to who she is.

- That can be a hindrance if
you refuse to move beyond that.

- I got eliminated
early on in my season,

and I should have
been eliminated,

because what I brought
was not up

to the high echelon
of the show.

- Sashay away.

- [screams]

This time around, I'm still
bringing my club kid feel,

but we've changed it
from club kid to club cunt.

I want to show y'all the new
Vivacious, the new everything.

Because Vivacious
is coming back

with more confidence than that
stiff spray on your mama's wig.

- Well, if you stay Ornacia,
you ain't got to get Ornacia.

Up next, the Puerto Rican
pussy wagon, April Carrión.

- "Rickan."

- Oh, that's that "Rickan."

- Hola.

I'm April Carrión,

the Puerto Rican goddess
from season six.

Baby, I'm back home.

- April Carrión got me all wet.

- You are gorgeous.

- In season six,
I was known for being

a little androgynous,
a little edgy.

- You did a really
amazing job of taking

hyper-masculine elements
and making a feminine look.

- But it didn't always work.

- I've never been a fan
when drag queens use

a man's buzzcut back there.

- You don't buy it,
some yuppie will.

- The performance was flat.

- I was new to drag.

I only did drag for five years
with my drag family.

So "Drag Race" really was
a wake-up call.

- It's like you have
a beard on your forehead.

- So my time on my season
was short.

I was in 11th place.

- Keep calm and Carrión.

- She's on that reefer.

- It's been a long time
since I've been here

in the competition, and I've
been traveling the world,

and now I've blossomed
into this femme fatale.

- Look at that body.

- OK? I'm here to show off

and to show the girls
how it's done.

They could never.
They could never.

- Ay, qué chimba.

- Up next, Aura Mayari.

Aura, may I sleep with danger?

- Hey, everybody.

This is Aura Mayari,
your Filipino Moon Goddess

from season 15.

- Watch out.

She stings.

- And I'm ready to take over
this competition.

- This runway look--delicious.

- I'm known for my
very sickening,

very fierce, very edgy runways.

- Your runway was beautiful.

- I won the Girl Group
Challenge.

- You were fantastic tonight.

Oh, she's ready to get wet.

I think she's trying
to squeeze out a fart.

- [laughs]

- And also, I'm definitely
your favorite cringe queen.

I accept it now.

I am cringe.

- Ooh.

- No flexing this time.

I'm just gonna flex
my talents.

- You heard of the Beatles?
- Yeah.

- This is their cousin,
Dung Beetle.

- ♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Calling all grannies ♪

♪ Put them digits in the air ♪

- There's so many
talented queens

and big personalities
during my season.

I was like, how am I
gonna stand out?

You dumb bitch!

- Gather her.

- I was in, like,
survival mode every day,

and it really affected
my performances.

- You didn't pop for me.

- I just wanted you to let
loose a little bit more.

- It just wasn't working.

- I didn't get to showcase
my full potential

on season 15.

But I've worked a lot
on my confidence,

and I am so sure
about myself now.

- That is one mighty fine
exoskeleton.

- My aura is on full blast,
and I'm coming for the...

[magical music]

- Pincer?

I don't even know her!

- And the ultimate in luxury,

The Reverend Doctor,
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

- Ooh.

Even cowgirls get the blues.

- That's right.

Bitch Silk with
the 2% milk is back.

Munch-munch, crunch-crunch.

These girls don't want me
or my lunch!

[laughs] I'm just playing.

- I love me some
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

- Get things cooking!

- [laughs]

- I was the entertainment
of season 11.

You better work, bitch!

It's this bitch!

Record.

- [laughs]

I made it all the way
to the finale.

I was the lip-sync guru
of "All Stars" six.

[laughter]

I have been
the vicious competitor,

but I don't have a crown.

- Oh!

- Uh-oh!

- When I was on season 11,
being the personality

was number one for me.

- You been getting by
on that personality of yours.

- But I couldn't get over
looking at

how sloppy she looked.

- One of the biggest
critiques I got

was that I wasn't polished.

And some people,
they say Silky

suck up all the air
out the room.

[screaming]

So for "All Stars" 6,
I downplayed Silky a lot.

Coming back to "All Stars,"
I just feel like

kind of second-guessing
myself.

- I felt like there was
a little spark that was missing

that I usually get from you.

- Thank you guys.

- This ain't her first rodeo.

Well, actually,
it's her third rodeo.

- Since my season,
I realized that

I acted like the entertainment,
and now I'm the entertainer.

Being polished,
it's the number one for me.

So I'm excited to compete
as a fully realized Silky.

- Serving Texas tea.

- Baby, the elevation is here.

I am the big fried
catfish platter

with potato salad
and light bread, honey.

Get on my level. What?

Get on my level.

What?

- The Reverend Doctor
will see you now.

Welcome home, racers.

"Tournament of All Stars" rules
are now in full effect.

In the preliminary rounds,
no one will be eliminated.

- OK.

- Instead, you'll be
competing for points.

However, to kick this
season into overdrive,

only the top two queens
with the most points

from this bracket will advance
to the semifinals...

- Wow.
- Gagging.

- Where they will face off

with the top two All Stars
from the other bracket.

- OK. That's crazy.

- Puñeta.Ugh.

Why?

- Last "Tournament
of All Stars,"

they had three girls moving on.

This time,
there's only two bitches.

So I am not happy with this!

- And in the grand finale,
the top All Stars of the season

will battle it out
for the crown

and a cash prize of $200,000.

- Yes.
- All right.

- Yes, yes, yes.

- Bring it.

Give me my money.

- To earn points, every week,

the top two All Stars will
receive two points each.

Those two queens will
lip-sync for the win,

and the winner will receive
a coveted extra point

plus a cash tip of $10,000.

- [grunts]
- Yeah.

- Wow.
- [laughs]

- But wait. There's more.

- No.
- Oh, yeah?

- The bottom queens will
receive one point each

to give away
to the All Star they think

is the MVQ of the week.

- Hmm, mm-hmm. OK.

- All Stars, let's get
this show on the road.

- All right.

- For your first
Maxi Challenge,

you'll be working in pairs
as you write, sing,

and perform three hot
queen-on-queen duets.

- Ooh.
- [screaming]

[laughter]

- Oh, my gosh.

- You'll pair up
with the queen

who's the Brandy
to your Monica.

- The Megan to your Cardi B.

- The Mariah to your Whitney.

- The Beyoncé to your Gaga.

- Wow.
- What the hell?

- [trills]

- All Stars,
start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

- The tournament has begun,
and I'm here to eat the girls.

- Yes!

- Puñeta.

- I'm fucking 'em up on sight!

- Ay, Dios mío.

- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's
Drag Race All Stars"

will snatch an official
makeup collaboration

with Anastasia Beverly Hills
cosmetics,

a coveted spot in
the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000,

with our extra-special
guest judge, Reneé Rapp.

♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win,
best drag queen win ♪

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Yeah.

- Yes.

- All right!

- Que rico.

- We're back in the Werk Room,
and it feels right.

- I miss you!

Oh!

- Baby, there is
a scoreboard with our bodies

and the points up top.

It's very exciting.

- LA's back to win again.

Boots.

- Not Anastasia Beverly Hills!

- Oh, my God.

- The other girls are so amazed
at the Werk Room and this.

I'm trying to set up shop.

I'm going over there
to pick out my makeup station.

- Can we claim stations?

- I claimed mine, honey.

They happy to be here.

[magical music]

I'm here to compete.

- This is your first
"All Stars," right?

- It's my very first.

I think it's all of ours
except Silky.

- The stomach is gone now,
y'all.

It's a head down there, baby.

- Quit bragging.

- Did you see when they said
they're only gonna have two?

- OK. I was like,

is my headpiece
blocking my ears?

What's going on?

- I was nervous.

That's crazy.

- There are six queens,
and only two queens

make it to the next round.

Two out of six.

That's 1/3.

That's 33% chance.

That's not a big number.

Who do you think's gonna
get the Golden Boot?

- You know what?

I'm here to give it back.

That's what I want.

- You're not taking this
home with you.

- No, no, no, no.
- I love it.

- Let's just leave it
on someone's station.

- Should we do that?

- I don't know Crystal
too well.

I feel like I've done
a gig or two with her.

- Ah, you're so shiny.
I love it.

- So I don't know.

Like, what, are we vibing?

Are we connecting?

Are we alliance-ing right now?

Or are you literally
just, like,

playing clown music
in your head?

I cannot read her,
which makes me feel

like she's someone
I have to look out for.

Because I know
she's not a dumb girl.

- Now you have,
like, three heads.

- Three on top.

- One, two, three.

- And four, five.

- So those are the four girls
that are not

advancing to the next level.

- Yes!

- Oh, my God.

That is like a graveyard.
- Right.

Right, right.

- All right.

- Miss Silky.

- My Chicago boots are--
my Chicago boots are--

- So, girls, so I started drag
when Silky moved to Chicago.

And she started this drag bunch
that I got cast in.

So my first show
was with Silky.

- Thanks to you,
she's doing drag.

- This is what, your third
or fourth time back?

- Is that shade?

- No, no, no.
No, no, no.

- So do you think you have
an advantage over the girls

that haven't been here...

- Of course she does.
- Multiple times?

- She's been Ganache-ing
the whole time.

- You're big competition.
- Yes, yes.

- I like to compete.

I'm a pageant queen.
This is what we do.

- And that's exactly
what the pageant girls do.

They keep competing.

- We keep competing
until we win.

- Until we win the crown.
Exactly.

- Until we win the crown.
- #TheGanacheIsAForce.

- The girls see me
as big competition.

Y'all right.

Thank you for knowing
my résumé.

- I always say, keep an eye out
for Silky Ganache.

- But at the same time,
put the eyes on another hoe.

But it look like
everybody got smaller too.

Because, Vivacious,
you got smaller.

- Oh, honey.
Season six, sister.

- I know!

- Look at Miss Vivacious.

- I had to do something.

The doctor said,
you need to fix that.

So I said, and scene.

- Baby...
- And so I did.

- You look fabulous.
- Thank you.

- You look good.
- Yes, mama.

- I'm actually gagged
to see Vivacious.

We're season six sisters,
and I sent her home.

Sorry about it. [laughs]

- I've been watching you
online, honey.

You've been turning
these kids, honey.

- Yes, yes.

She's not bitter about it
'cause she know I won.

But we're good sisters.

Every time we see each other,
it's always good vibes.

So I'm open to using
the connection to my benefit.

- The season 15 girls!

- Oh, my God.

I am so excited.
- Ow! Jesus Christ!

- Right away, when RuPaul said
there's only two queens

that are gonna be moving
forward, my mind was going,

MVQ points are going
to be very important.

So what I want to do
in this competition

is obviously have an ally,
at least one,

that will always have my back.

Girl, this is so fucking heavy.

- It's crazy big.

- Salina is my season 15 sister
that I still talk to.

Hopefully, me and her will
have some type of allyship.

This is gonna be a fun,
fun journey.

- You sure, 'cause you know,
when I get to competing,

I become a bitch.
- No, I like that.

Please do that.

I know Silky
from a long time ago.

She's a good sister, and I
hope she also got my back.

But in this group of girls,
we all have

great relationships
with each other outside

of this competition.

- If this ain't sisterly love--

- This is real sisterly.

- So I don't how we are
gonna choose our allies.

- I feel like there's
three Latinas--

you, me, and Crystal.

But each of us has--

- We're all very different.

Do you think there's a possible
Tres Leches alliance?

- I do feel inclined to, like,
just for my Latin sisters,

just something innately in me.

- OK.

- How would you play the game?

Is it gonna be
a strategy or more of,

like, a fair kind of
distribution of points?

- I think that I don't know

until we get into it
a bit more.

- Oh, so you're here
to read the land.

- A little bit.

- We got to strategize, girl.

- Especially now that there's
only two moving forward.

- You scratch my back,
I scratch your back.

- These girls are not
wasting any time.

They're really coming in
scheming for these points.

But I'm not really
interested in alliances.

I would rather just be
by myself,

a kayak kind of girl.

I can't risk pulling someone in
and flipping myself over.

- Do you know anybody here
that you're, like, friends with

that you know for a fact

that you're definitely
gonna work with?

- But flying solo makes me
a little nervous,

because I don't want to be
kicked out of the top

just because other girls
are friends.

- Give it
to the old folks first,

because they might not be
around much longer.

- Don't make me feel bad.

- Don't say that, Mother.

- All right, girls.

Who's ready to sing?

Mm, I don't know.

- Where do you want to sit?

- Nobody said nothing.

- Our first Maxi Challenge in
the "Tournament of All Stars"

is to work in a damn pair
and to do duets.

- Let's hand out
the songs here.

- Yeah.

- Please, please.

- Y'all know I'm about
to write, sing, dance,

and I'm gonna give you a look.

But now you want me to get
paired up with somebody else?

I don't know
if y'all gonna judge us

in pairs or individuals.

So now I'm a little--
it's a little...

- Should we talk about who's,
like, a singer, a rapper,

or has no experience
singing at all?

- I'm not a singer.

So if there's a rap section
that's chanting,

I'll do the chanting.

- Well, I almost won
the Rusical on my season.

- So you're a singer.

- Um...

- Oh.

[laughter]

- I won mine.

- Ooh.
- Oh, OK.

- This challenge does not play
to any of my strengths.

I am not a singer.

I am not a dancer.

But I have my crazy,
kooky Crystal personality.

So my plan of attack
is to get a track

that will help me really
lean into that Crystal twist.

The first one is "H.B.F."

- "H.B.F."?
- Yeah.

All right.
- Oh, it's a rap.

- I have never done this
type of challenge before,

because I was not on the show
long enough to get to it.

But that don't mean
it's gonna stop me.

- ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

♪ She make me complete ♪

- You liking this one?

- She's interesting.
- OK.

- You like it?
'Cause it's a chant.

- I can't give you
no high note,

so I'll stick with the "H.B.F."

- So we got one for "H.B.F."

OK.

So "Dreamin' of Me."

That's the R&B ballad, right?

OK. Let's see what she giving.

- [laughs]

- I kind of like it, though.

- I'm feeling this one.

- I kind of do too.
- Yeah.

- "Dreamin' of Me" is
a very R&B, like,

2000s throwback vibe.

I want to show you that
sexy R&B side of me, honey.

'Cause I'm not just
this energetic, loud diva.

I give...[moans]

And I want to show that.

I live for that one.
That was super cute.

- I like that one.
- OK.

Let's listen to the last one.

"Hoes Before Bros."

- ♪ Hoes before bros ♪

- I love this one.

[upbeat music]

- It's cute.

It's theatrical.

- I kind have
some theater background,

and "Hoes Before Bros" is
giving me the vibe, girl.

- ♪ Hoes before bros ♪

- I'm definitely feeling
"Dreamin' of Me."

- I am "Dreamin' of Me"
as well.

- I'm "Dreamin' of Me" too.
- I'm "Dreamin' of Me" too.

- [screams]

- "Dreamin' of Me" is my song.

R&B?

Like, that's where I get down.

- So all of you, basically.

- I already had my lyrics
prepared when I was doing--

- Let's hear it, go.

Off the cuff.

- ♪ He don't want you ♪

♪ He want my
macaroni and cheese ♪

- So should you and I do
"Dreamin' of You"?

- I kind of feel it.

- That sounds like a nightmare.

- I feel like, Salina,
you'd do so good

doing "Hoes Before Bros."

- I could.

I see Aura looking
over there at me,

and I know she's a good duet
partner, 'cause Aura can sing.

She won her Girl Group
challenge.

But I don't want that song.

Aura wants
the "Hoes Before Bros,"

and she can sing, honey, so she
gonna wail at the end of that.

- Ooh, she's a singer.
- Oh, yeah, Aura sing.

Honey, she's very good
at karaoke, bitch.

- You know what?

I'm gonna do
"Hoes Before Bros."

I decide that
I should shift focus

and not fight over this

and just choose
my second choice.

I'm looking right
at Aura Mayari,

because I know that
she's a singer and a dancer,

and what I need is someone
that is able to deliver

a very high-quality
performance.

I'm gonna let you dream
about winning this challenge

because that's gonna be us.

- OK, OK.
- That's right.

- So I'm doing
"Dreamin' of You."

Who's gonna be my partner?
- Me, me.

- Let's go, bitch.
I'll fight you for it.

Let's go.
- Let's fight.

- Y'all got to fight,
'cause I'm doing it.

- OK.
I think it'd be fun to have,

like, very different
styles of drag,

like, fighting
for this one man, you know?

So I think we should do it.

- So why do you want
to do it, Salina?

- 'Cause I feel like
that's very on-brand for me.

I want to fight over a guy.

That's my life.

- But that's why
you don't have a man,

'cause you're always
fighting for a man.

- Unless you want to do it like
Latinas and we fight over it.

- Oh, yes. Let's do it.

- You want to do that?
- Yes.

Let's do it, bitch.

- Yes.

- Like hell.
- Yes.

Let's do it.

- Eat my ass.

This is the real Silky,

the one with a conscience.

Y'all gonna make
season 11 Silky come out.

You gonna make
season 11 Silky come out!

- OK.

Come out.

- Fuck April and Salina.

[chuckles]

- [laughs]

- Fuck the bitch.

"H.B.F." is the rapping one,
and I'm not good at that.

I have a damn lisp, so I never
do the rap portions.

- I am a lonely ocean
by myself with an "H.B.F."

- You know what?
- You guys, I hope you know--

- You know what?
No, time-out. No.

No, fuck it.

I'm doing "H.B.F."

I've been an All Star
this many times,

and when I win, give me
my motherfucking $10,000.

- Silky, that is
so congenial of you.

- I'm not fucking congenial.

If I'm really the girl
that I say I am,

I got to come up and step up
to the challenge.

Y'all done brought the fire
of season 11 out in a bitch.

'Cause now I'm gonna
dog walk you bitches.

You poodle, Chihuahua,
bulldog-looking bitches.

- I got my song, though.

I'm so happy.

- Ditto.

♪ ♪

- [laughing]

[laughing]

- Let's do this.

Yes.

- Let's go, hoes.

[upbeat music]

- We got it, girl.

The Latinas are gonna fight.

- Yes, yes.

We are fighting.

- Them shady children
over there pull a coup.

- They pulled a coup.

- But we make the best of it.

- No shade.

I don't care how they do,

'cause we gonna be in the top.

- Right.
- We ain't got no choice.

- I know Silky and I
are gonna smash it.

I have had to write
and record lyrics before,

because I produce music.

So I write my own tracks,
and I know half of those girls

can't write a track
to save a tune.

S to the I to the L-K-Y,

my sister is fierce,
and my sister is fly.

- All right.

- So that's where
I'm starting off from there.

- I'm excited to work
with Vivacious

'cause you know
that's my sister.

So I think that portion

should be something
about block 'em.

- Blockin' 'em. Right.

- Uh-huh.
- OK.

- When I was getting all the
hate online after season 11,

Vivacious sent me
encouraging messages.

I remember you was saying,
block 'em.

And then what I do is,
I go down the thread

and everybody that liked 'em
get blocked too.

- Uh-huh.

Treat 'em like Instagram,
profile blocked.

Treat them 'em
Instagram, profile blocked.

Silky and I are coming up
real quickly with our lines,

because the chemistry
is really good.

- My energy gonna be--

- OK.

- Like, I'm ready.

♪ ♪

- I don't understand
why they weren't

fighting over this song,
because I think

this is a really good song.
- I think so too.

And I'm excited because
we get to sing and rap.

- That's right.

- And the other girls
are just doing

one or the other.
- I am a singer.

I did the Girl Group challenge
during my season,

and I won that challenge.

- That's right.

But you were
an old lady, right?

- ♪ Like I am about to die ♪

I was an old lady.
- Yes!

- So this is gonna be
different.

Um...

I don't know how
this is gonna go.

It's a little bit
of a weird pairing.

We're totally two
different drag queens,

and I'm trying to figure out

how we're gonna blend together
to make a good duet.

Like, we can think
about a setting

where I'm telling you
something about,

like, you know,
screw that bitch.

Like, girl, why are you
worrying about that bitch?

- No, not the bitch, the man.

- Oh, the man.

Screw that bro.

- "Hoes Before Bros" is all
about sisterhood and saying,

eff you, men.

So my strategy is to fill
every beat and moment that I

can with some humor and fun.

Talk about dick and balls.

Easy.

- Just drop some balls.

- Low-hanging fruit, literally.

- Just eat my balls.
- [laughs]

- I think we're gonna
need more time.

- No way.

All the best decisions
are made in a panic.

- That's right.
- [laughs]

- You are not budging.
- Yeah.

- You really are just
gonna be with the song.

- Because I think
this would showcase

each other's personalities,
you know?

I'm paired with Salina,
and I'm excited because

she is a good performer.

She does music.

So this is kind of
in her realm.

- You're the sexy bombshell.

Like, this really makes sense.

I'm, like, the hood rat.

- Although her music
is not really my taste.

But she has experience,
so that's what really counts.

- Your first verse,
I think has to be,

like, you're reading me down.
- OK.

- Like, you stupid bitch.

Then I'm like, well,
you da, da, da, da.

And you da, da, da, da, da.

Ugh. Oh, my God.

On my season, we had to do this
but as old people,

which really threw
a wrench in trying

to be sickening and cunt.

♪ 'Cause my heart don't
need 'em when you ♪

So I'm excited to serve
pop star this time.

Do you ever sing or do music?

- I've always been, like,
a little intimidated

by it, to be honest.
- Yeah.

- Like, I mean, in my season,
we did, like, a song.

But I mean, it's just
nothing like this, you know?

- It's not--yeah.

This is a singing song!

If you don't sing, bitch,
don't go for this song!

- More than singing,

I think it's about showing
our personalities and, like,

being funny
and, like--you know.

- Mm-hmm.

I am gunning
for a win this week,

and I'm confident with
my skills and my talent.

I hope I don't have
to pick up the slack.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome, All Stars.

all: Hi!

- Say hello to composer

and music producer Markaholic.

all: Hi.

- Love your work.

- Stop flirting, Silky.

- It's time for our recording
session with Miss Sel--

sorry.

I, um, left my body
for a second.

- Salina April.

- Hello.
- Hola.

- Now I know Salina's
a singer, 'cause I got

to see her in
"La Cage aux Folles."

- You made me so nervous.

I was so full out that night.

- Oh, it was amazing.

- Oh, thank you.

- So, Salina.
- Yeah.

- We're gonna start.

Here we go.

- ♪ Carry on, pack it up ♪

♪ Find a new man ♪

♪ 'Cause you can't milk him,
make him jiggle like I can ♪

- Honey, Salina EsTitties.

Miss Theater BFA.

- It was great.

- Yeah, that was perfect.

- She can sing.

- April.
- Yes.

- You a singer?

- Um, I'm more of a--

a feeler.

I feel the music.

- I've heard that
about you, April.

- Yes, yes.

- She did all that fighting,
and she don't sing?

- And I felt this song.

That's why I chose it.

- Oh, I love it.

OK, here we go.

- ♪ Heard you get round
like a taxi ♪

- Is this singing?

- Uh, ye--supposed to be, yes.

- [laughs]

- Supposed to be.

- No shade.
- OK.

- ♪ I heard you get around
like a taxi ♪

Can you hear that pitch?

♪ I heard ♪

- ♪ I heard ♪

- ♪ Heard ♪

- ♪ I heard ♪

[laughter]

- Hold on.

April, I know
you did not fight me

to come over here
and sound like this.

- ♪ Heard
- ♪ Heard ♪

- OK, so pitch is a thing.
- Yeah.

- You sound like
two cats fighting.

They both ready to die.

- ♪ Find your own man ♪

♪ That's my papi ♪

- ♪ Find your own man ♪

♪ That's my papi ♪

- ♪ Go up ♪

- ♪ Up
- ♪ Up ♪

[laughter]

- Girl, get on pitch.

But she's like...[giggles].

And I'm like, no...[giggles]

[high pitched] Hee-hee!

Girl, find it.

- ♪ 'Cause he wants
my coochie ♪

- Where the fuck are you going?

- I don't know.

Everywhere.

I think I sound divine.

- OK, kids,
thank you very much.

- Thank you, Michelle.
Gracias.

- Thank you, Michelle.

- Everybody has different
tastes, I guess.

- "Hoes Before Bros."

- Hello, hello.
- Yes, Michelle.

- OK, let's try the verse.

- ♪ I know that jaws
are gon' be stuck ♪

♪ On the floor
when we walk in ♪

♪ They stalkin', crawlin' ♪

♪ Ew, sister,
is that your ex? ♪

- That sounded beautiful.

- Thank you.

I won Girl Group
challenge my season.

So the judges know
this is something that I do.

But also at the same time,
on season 15,

I didn't go that far.

- Let's go to your rap.

- Oh, crap.
- Right?

- OK, let's try that one.

I'm not experienced rapping,

but I feel like now
in this all-star season,

I need to show them
something different

and that I am
a competitor, girl.

♪ When the bros
think they the shit ♪

♪ I've seen your stick,
and it ain't that thick ♪

♪ Have you seen
my thighs and cheeks? ♪

♪ Don't touch ♪

♪ I'll break you freaks ♪

- Who is this person
you just turned into?

- I have no clue, Michelle.

- [laughs]
- I don't rap.

- OK.

Crystal, we're gonna start.

- ♪ I've had enough
of dirty misters ♪

♪ Giving me blisters ♪

♪ Oh ♪

- Lovely.

- ♪ Big balls, nice and tall ♪

♪ Boy, I don't care ♪

♪ Let's go to the mall ♪

- [laughs] Yes.

Thank you very much.

Take a seat.

- Aura can sing.

Aura can dance.

And Crystal's
definitely a star.

I ain't no hating bitch.

We got to hit it out the park.

I'ma give it all to you.

- I know you will, Miss Silky.

- ♪ Better than collard greens
and corn bread ♪

♪ The fans go crazy
over Mother's head ♪

♪ Icon, legend,
my mini me ♪

♪ Sweet tea get sour
if you're talking 'bout me ♪

- I love it.
- Yes, Silky.

- I love it, Silky.

- Miss Silky said
she wasn't a rapper.

And I think the lie detector
has determined that,

doo, doo, doo,
beep, beep, beep,

ding, ding, ding, ding, liar.

- 5, 6, 7, 8.

- ♪ S-I-L-K-Y ♪

♪ Miss Silky ♪

♪ Sister is sweet ♪

♪ My sister is milky ♪

- Give us some ups and downs.

Sister is fierce.

My sister is milky.

- ♪ My sister is fierce ♪

♪ My sister is milky ♪

- That last line
is not sitting with me.

- ♪ She be turning it ♪

♪ And you just can't take it ♪

♪ Turning out the men ♪

♪ And no moo faking it ♪

- Don't drop it
on the last line.

Don't drop the energy.

- OK.

- [speaking indistinctly]

You got it.
- Mm-hmm.

- Let me tell y'all.

"Drag Race" is a beast,
and Vivacious

has not in a very long time
fought with this beast.

- ♪ Turning out the men ♪

♪ And no moo faking it ♪

- Don't drop.

Mother has arrived.

I want to feel it.

Give us that attitude.

- The beast is kicking
her ass right now.

Like, no shade.

But, Mother, if we gon'
have any chance of winning,

I need you to come on.

- Make sure you throw
all the auto-tune my way.

She don't need it.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Oh, my God.

- Hello, hello.
Hola, hola.

- It's performance day, babe.

- "Hoes before Bros."

- Today we are
going to perform

for the first time in front
of RuPaul on the main stage.

And I feel good.

Salina and I worked so hard
going over choreo together.

You're not ready
for all this Latina-ness.

It's gonna be great.

- Ooh, ooh, oh!

- Like that.

- OK.

- She shook her booty
and that's a moo.

- Yeah.

- We'll compare asses, girl.

- Let me see.
Let me--let me--

Silky, that's hard.

Wait, that's a pad.

- Bitch.
- It's real.

It's real, y'all.
It's real.

- She out of the pageant.

No, no, no, baby. Uh-uh.

- I just want you to know
when they get on the runway...

- Uh-huh.

- And RuPaul tell the truth,
we had to hire somebody

to come in and re-sing
the vocals.

- You know what?

Worry about your choreo, OK?

No.

- I was a little frustrated

with these vocals
from Miss April.

But you know what?

April's got charisma.

She's gonna sell it.

So plan of attack here
is to just

make lemonade out of lemons.

We're gonna have to pull
together and really sell this

with the acting
and the performance

and the choreography.

- I'm so excited for ours.
- Yeah.

- 'Cause I feel like
we're two different queens.

- Were you channeling
your kooky side?

- I was.

I was very motivated by you.

- That's so nice.
- And so I'm so excited.

Oh!

I'm so happy
that you're here too.

And we only have three weeks.

So I have a question.

Like, when it comes
to the point system,

if we are not top two,
how are you doing this?

- I'm so proud
of what we've done.

- Yeah.

- So we really need
to pull this win out.

And I'm hoping
that they pick a team,

and then it can just be
the two of us.

I need our points
over on that little

sexy body of mine over there.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Uh, she is back again.

Get me out of here.

I'm a competitive person.

I'm definitely here to win.

But when it comes
to my strategy

about giving my points,
I think it's important

to keep your cards
close to your chest.

I don't need everyone knowing
what's going on in my mind.

Half the time, I don't even
know what I'm thinking.

- For this round, I will
definitely give you my point.

- Aw, thanks, sweetie.

- I think that's
what I'm gonna do.

[tense music]

Oh, wow.

Crystal is, like,
dead in the eyes.

She goes...

She's not giving me
a lot of anything right now,

so I don't know who
to count on at this point.

- OK, I got to go
start my makeup.

- All right.
- You better hurry, girl.

- Girl, you know it only
takes me 20 minutes.

I'm a woman.

Some people got
hard work to do.

- Yes, like me.

Now, keep quiet
so I can get it done.

- Aura.
- Yeah?

- You speak Tagalog, right?

- I do.

- Does Silky give pekpek?

- Bitch, how do you
know that word?

[laughter]

- No, in Tagalog,
I don't give pekpek.

I give kiki.

- Wait, what's kiki?

- It's a--it's a way
to say pussy.

But is she giving pekpek,
though?

- I think she's giving
chupacabra.

- Not Chewbacca, girl.
[laughs]

[laughter]

- No, that's your back
before you shave it.

- That's a lot of TMI,
ain't it?

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Come here really quick.

- I appreciate you.
I love you so much.

I'm glad--I'm glad
I'm doing this with you.

- Yeah, me too.

And it's cool that we're the
only two from our season too.

You know what I mean?

Like, there was a lot
of girls our season.

- Right, right.

But I feel like there's only
two girls moving forward.

It's gonna be
a little bit tricky.

- Yeah.

- What should we call it?

- Punani Pekpek.

- Punani Pekpek alliance?

- Punani Pekpek alliance.
[laughs]

- Punani Pekpek alliance.

Punani Pekpek.

- OK, nobody heard that.

- My strategy is
coming together, honey.

I currently have my Pekpek
alliance with Miss Aura Mayari,

my season 15 sister.

I have Tres Leches
with my Latina girls,

April and potentially Crystal.

We're working on that.

I'm playing 3D chess.

These bitches
are playing checkers.

- Today I want
to put on a glitter lip

and I have no glitter.

- What color you need?

- Oh, I have some, sister.

- Oh, everybody want
to get some out now.

They want some MVQ points.

[laughter]

- Children, um, what do
you think this MVQ means?

- Well, is everyone just gonna
give it to their partner?

- I want to give it
to the person that did

a great job in this challenge,
you know?

- I think that's how
I'm feeling as well.

Although if that's the person
that wins the lip sync,

is that--that kind of
changes things

'cause that's so many points.

It's like, don't get greedy.

- I don't feel anybody's
gonna be shady.

- I could see the shade
coming in from some people.

- From who?
Say their names.

- Say their name.

- Uh, I'm not saying
any names but--

- Come on, Vivacious.
Say it.

- In the words
of the spirit, they will

reveal themselves in time.

- Damn.

- I'm scared.

- It's not gonna be kumbaya
the whole time.

And guess what.

The shade does not come
from the person who

you think it might come from.

It's the quiet
and unexpected queen,

and that's the one
you got to watch out for.

- I'ma do a little bit
of the messiness 'cause,

you know, that's just so fun.

Back on season 11,
I was amping it up, bitch.

- Watching your season, I found
that you were so annoying.

I hated you.

I was like, shut this bitch up.

But--

- Girl.

I--I didn't realize
April was gonna be

the shadiest queen this season.

- I told you the shade--

did I not say the shade
will reveal itself?

- [laughs]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl"
playing]

- ♪ Cover girl,
put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

- Yeah!
[applause]

- ♪ And what ♪

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race
Tournament of All-Stars."

She's the salt to my pepper.

It's Michelle Visage.

- Girls, what's my weakness?

all: Men.

- OK, then.

- He puts the D in duets.

It's my H.B.F., Jamal Sims.

- Now, this ain't RuPaul's
hot best friend race.

- It is now.

- [laughs]

- And she's our queen bee,
the ravishing Reneé Rapp.

Now, Reneé, is it
really hoes before bros?

- I've never met a bro.

I only know the hoes.

[laughter]

- Well, you've come
to the right place.

- [laughs]

- This week, we challenged
our queens to perform as duos.

And I've got exciting news.

All three songs have been
nominated for best duet

at this year's
Shablammy Awards.

And tonight on the runway,
category is,

You Butter Ask Somebody.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best
drag queen win.

[laughing]

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

Welcome to the 69th annual
Shablammy Awards,

brought to you
by "Stop! That! Train!,"

the first feature film
from the "Drag Race" universe.

In theaters June 12th.

And now the nominees
for best duet.

First up, "H.B.F."

by Vivacious
and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

both: The duo
you didn't know you needed

with my hot best friend.

♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

- ♪ My number one squeeze ♪

♪ She like to call me Thelma
and she Louise ♪

- ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

♪ She make me complete ♪

♪ She call me Doja 'cause
she's such a Saweetie ♪

- ♪ S-I-L-K-Y ♪

♪ Miss Silky ♪

♪ Sister is fierce ♪

♪ My sister is milky ♪

♪ She be turning it,
and you just can't take it ♪

♪ Turning out the men
and no moo faking it ♪

- ♪ Better than collard greens
and corn bread ♪

♪ The fans go crazy
over Mother's head ♪

♪ Legend, icon, my mini me ♪

♪ Sweet tea get sour
if you're talking 'bout me ♪

both: ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

- ♪ My number one squeeze ♪

♪ She like to call me Thelma
and she Louise ♪

- ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

♪ She make me complete ♪

♪ She call me Doja 'cause
she such a Saweetie ♪

- ♪ H.B.F. ♪

♪ My ride-or-die G ♪

♪ We're twinning just like
Mary-Kate and Ashley ♪

- ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

♪ I know she got me ♪

♪ We scissor sisters,
and we having a kiki ♪

- ♪ I'm from Jamaica,
known for jerk chicken ♪

- ♪ Mississippi girl,
and I'm finger lickin' ♪

- ♪ Haters gonna hate ♪

- ♪ We gonna be on top ♪

- ♪ Treat 'em like Instagram ♪

both: ♪ Profile blocked ♪

- Ooh, ain't nobody
better than my sister.

- My sister all that
and a bag of chips.

both: ♪ And together, we so
hot, hot, hot, hot, hot ♪

♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

- ♪ My number one squeeze ♪

♪ She like to call me Thelma
and she Louise ♪

- ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

♪ She make me complete ♪

♪ She call me Doja 'cause
she's such a Saweetie ♪

- ♪ H.B.F. ♪

♪ My ride-or-die G ♪

♪ We're twinning just like
Mary-Kate and Ashley ♪

- ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

♪ I know she got me ♪

♪ We scissor sisters,
and we having a kiki ♪

[laughter and applause]

- Abso-fucking-lutely.

Oh, my God.

- [laughs]

- Oh, my God.

- Next,
"Dreamin' of Me"

by April Carrión
and Salina EsTitties.

[phone line rings]

- Hello?

- Is this EsTitties?

- Which flavor of the month
is this--June, May?

- It's April,
and I'm no fool.

So stop sleeping
with my man.

- Girl, I'm not sleeping
with your man.

He's sleeping with me.

- I smelled
your rotten taste

all over him last night.

- Well, take a big whiff,

'cause I'm not going
anywhere.

- ♪ I heard you get round
like a taxi ♪

♪ With that face,
you can only do it doggy ♪

♪ Woof, woof ♪

♪ Because of you,
I got an STD ♪

- ♪ Carry on, pack it up ♪

♪ Find a new man ♪

♪ 'Cause you can't keep him
home at night ♪

♪ You can't milk him,
make him jiggle like I can ♪

- ♪ Oh, God ♪

both:
♪ You can have him for now ♪

♪ But his heart is not free ♪

♪ 'Cause when
he's sleeping with you ♪

♪ He's dreamin' of me ♪

♪ He might answer your calls ♪

♪ But you're not
what he needs ♪

♪ 'Cause when
he's sleeping with you ♪

♪ He's dreamin' of me ♪

- ♪ I keep him fed ♪

♪ I'm always glazed
like a doughnut ♪

- ♪ Got him screaming
EsTitties ♪

♪ When I get him
on his knees ♪

- ♪Que estupida ♪

♪ Find your own man ♪

♪ That's my papi ♪

- ♪ But his hands
are all up on my body ♪

♪ 'Cause he wants my coochie ♪

- ♪ My EsCoochie ♪

both: ♪ You can have him
for now ♪

♪ But his heart is not free ♪

♪ 'Cause when
he's sleeping with you ♪

♪ He's dreamin' of me ♪

♪ He might answer your calls ♪

- ♪ Answer your calls ♪

both: ♪ But you're not
what he needs ♪

- ♪ No, no, no ♪

both: ♪ 'Cause when
he's sleeping with you ♪

♪ He's dreamin' of me ♪

[voicemail beeps]

- I'm sorry.

The mailbox
you're trying to reach

is full, bitch.

[laughter and applause]

- Yeah.

- Yes.

- And our final nominee,

"Hoes Before Bros"

by Aura Mayari
and Crystal Methyd.

- Please stand by for this
important message about hoes.

both: ♪ Take some advice
from a queen that knows ♪

♪ When it comes to men, sis ♪

♪ Hoes before bros ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ Hoes before bros ♪

- ♪ Hoes before bros
- ♪ Hoes before bros ♪

- ♪ I know that jaws
are gon' be stuck ♪

♪ On the floor
when we walk in ♪

♪ They stalkin', crawlin' ♪

♪ Ew, sister,
is that your ex? ♪

- ♪ I've had enough
of dirty misters ♪

♪ Giving me blisters ♪

- ♪ You better
get that checked, sis ♪

- ♪ Ow ♪

both: ♪ Take some advice
from a queen that knows ♪

♪ When it comes to men, sis ♪

♪ Hoes before bros ♪

♪ They'll love and leave you
'cause that's how it goes ♪

♪ When it comes to men, sis ♪

♪ Hoes before bros ♪

- ♪ When the bros
think they the shit ♪

♪ I've seen your stick,
and it ain't that thick ♪

♪ Have you seen
my thighs and cheeks? ♪

♪ Don't touch ♪

♪ I'll break you freaks ♪

- ♪ Do I look like
a booty call? ♪

♪ I'm tired of men ♪

♪ Get rid of 'em all ♪

♪ Big balls, nice and tall ♪

♪ Boy, I don't care ♪

♪ Let's go to the mall ♪

- ♪ Oh, you broke-ass
trashy bitches ♪

♪ Please don't call me
crying ♪

- ♪ I blocked your number ♪

♪ You're cheating and lying ♪

♪ ♪

both: ♪ I'm done with trying ♪

♪ Take some advice
from a queen that knows ♪

♪ When it comes to men, sis ♪

♪ Hoes before bros ♪

♪ They'll love and leave you
'cause that's how it goes ♪

♪ When it comes to men, sis ♪

♪ Hoes before bros ♪

- ♪ Bros ♪

both: ♪ Hoes before bros ♪

[laughter and applause]

- The All-Star duets
are available

right now to stream
and download.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Category is
You Butter Ask Somebody.

Up first, Vivacious.

- Ooh.
- Gorgeous.

- So pretty.

- The story that I am telling
is a futuristic

butter yellow alien.

- Butter has arrived.

- My headpiece is coifed up,

and I am giving you
a neckline that goes

all the way down to the back.

I want them to feel drama.

I want them to see something
so unexpected and so random

that they'll be like,
ooh, I didn't know

Vivacious was capable of that.

Ooh. Work, bitch.

- It's not nice
to fool Mother Nature.

♪ Bitch, get back
when I step on the runway ♪

Up next, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Ooh, that Jiffy Pop's
about to blow.

- Baby, take me
to a crab boil.

Dip your crab legs in me,
honey, 'cause the butter

is melted and it got
some seasoning.

- It's big Silk
with the buttermilk.

- Yes, honey.

I'm taking her to Lobster Fest.

- Ha!

- Look at my body, baby.

This shape is proportioned.

I feel delicious.

I look delicious.

The butter stick is oozing
and goozing all over me.

Get into it.

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up next, April Carrión.

- Coco, coco, coco, coco.

Vejigante come coco.

- Ah.

- I am un Vejigante,
a very iconic character

in the Puerto Rican bomba,

which is a very traditional
Puerto Rican dance.

- Nobody does it butter.

- And with this look,
I am really

doing a marriage
of two things I love,

which is Puerto Rican culture
and queerness.

And I want to invoke
that happiness and freedom

that there is
in the bomba dancing.

- She got me
all horned up over here.

- Mm.

More like greased up.

Up next, Salina EsTitties.

- She likes to spread 'em.

- Yes.

- So my butter runway,
you know, I was

gonna go the obvious route
with doing something

with butter, but I was
like, let me dedicate

this runway to my mommy.

So I have the giant tulips,
her favorite flower.

My titties are showing
very sexy-like.

I got this sickening wig.

I look glamour puss.

- You butter work.

- I feel my mommy
with me in this moment.

I know she's saying,
I'm so proud of you, baby.

Even though my titties are
showing, I know she loves it.

[laughs]

- I like big butters,
and I cannot lie.

- Uh-huh.

♪ Bitch, get back
when I step on the runway ♪

Up next, Aura Mayari.

- It's raining butter.

- Mm. All that butter.

- I am this beautiful Filipina

from maybe the '50s,
maybe the '60s.

It's giving very traditional
Filipino attire.

- On Wednesdays,
we wear a butter yellow.

[laughter]

- I have butterfly sleeves,
which is a very formal wear

for women in the Philippines.

It's giving so dainty
and so feminine.

See, I can be a lady,
and I can be dainty.

- She made her butter
the old-fashioned way.

- How's that?
- She churned it.

- Ah, yes, she did.

- ♪ Mother of the house,
house ♪

Up next, Crystal Methyd.

- This is Homer Simpson's
cousin, Butter Simpson.

- Uh-huh.

- I am a stick of butter

fresh from Crystal's Creamery.

I'm wearing a full vinyl gown.

I really wanted
to mimic the shine

that a stick of butter has.

- I can't believe
that ain't butter.

[laughter]

- It's sleek and kind of,
like, reserved for me.

I'm just ready to melt
on your tongue.

- Shout-out to all the cows.

- Without you,
there would be no butter.

- There would be no butter.

♪ Mother of the house, house ♪

[laughing]

[laughing]

Welcome, queens.

Tonight,
"Tournament of All Stars" rules

are in full effect.

I'll name the top two
All Stars of the week,

and each will
receive two points.

Then the top two will lip-sync
for their chance

to win $10,000

and one coveted extra point.

Remember,
at the end of this bracket,

only the top two queens
with the most points

will continue on
to the semifinals,

with the chance
to ultimately win $200,000.

Now it's time
for the judges' critiques,

starting with "H.B.F."

First up, Vivacious.

Welcome back.

- Season 6, 13 years ago.

- Oh, my God.

So this is kind of like
a bat mitzvah for you.

- A bat mitzvah,
a quinceañera, a reunion.

- This look tonight is amazing.

But that lip does not work for
me, because that's all I see.

Maybe, like, a liner
just blending into it

would make it
a bit more subtle

so we can see more
of your face,

not just bah,
it's my lip.

- You have such a strength
about you when you perform.

You're very grounded
in your body,

which is really,
really fun to watch.

- Thank you.

- I did sense a little bit of
nervousness in the beginning.

- You were a little
stiff tonight.

What was that about?

- Um--

- Don't tell me osteoporosis.

- Well, child, you know,
when your mother dust,

it might show up one day,
so here I am.

- Yes, I know.

It's knocking
on everybody's door.

- Knock, knock, honey.

[laughter]

I've still got my AARP card.

[laughter]
- Yes, get those discounts.

- Yes, honey.

- Up next, the Dr. Reverend
Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

- Big Silk with the skim milk.

- Oh, it's the 2% milk.
- Oh, OK. There we go.

- We ain't at skim yet.

I'm working on it.

It's 2%, baby.

- I'm telling you,
this look is gorgeous.

I love this bodysuit.

And I love that you came out
in the big thing of butter.

It's so Silky.

You're so over the top.

And it's so drag.

- You stole the show
a little bit.

Not mad at ya.

It is a duet.

But I wish you would
have figured out

the hair in front of your face

and the lipstick situation
in front of the fan.

But all in all,
I loved what you did,

and your energy was amazing.

- Tonight, you are
delivering on all levels.

- One quick question, Mama Ru.

Is it crown-worthy?

[laughter]

Give me my points, Mother.

Don't leave it
in these girls' hand.

Give me my points, Mother.

[laughter]

- Next, "Dreamin' of Me."

Let's start with April Carrión.

- This outfit, I'm assuming,
has something

to do with Puerto Rico.

- Yeah, it's representing
a camp figure

for a dance called bomba.

But it's not
very queer-friendly.

So I decided to take that
and make it my own.

- I love that.

- Also, this headpiece
is stunning.

- Ay, gracias.

- It's so, so beautiful.

The thing that I remember most
about your performance,

your lines are really clean.

You understand your body
as a performer so well.

- I think one
of my favorite verses tonight

was, I heard you
get around like a taxi.

With a face like that,
you can only do it doggy.

I mean, from the top,
it was on and popping.

- You're not a singer-singer.

But anything I threw at you,
you tried.

And you know what?

It ended up just fine.

It ended up being
where it needed to be.

- Thank you.
Thank you.

- Up next, Salina EsTitties.

- First thing, not to objectify
you, EsTitties are here.

I'm seeing them.
I'm loving them.

- Our nipples are actually
looking at each other

right now.
- They're on 10.

Both headlights.

- Thank you.

- This right here
is gorgeous to me.

It looks like a sculpture.

Every flower perfectly placed.

I love that you did this updo
with the half-moons.

It's perfect.

And then the performance,

you killed it.

- Salina, what I noticed
recording with you

is the growth in you.

There was a calmness.

There was a happiness.

- There is a lightness
to you this time around.

- You know, when I left
for season 15,

my mom, she had beat cancer
twice at that point.

And she was like, I'm good.
I'm fine.

But she was dying.
- Yeah.

- You know?

So that was really, I think,
why I was so discombobulated.

So tonight, this--
my mom loved tulips.

So this is for my mom.

- Thank you.

Next up, "Hoes Before Bros,"
starting with Aura Mayari.

Aura, bitch, you can sing.

- Oh, thanks.

- The texture
and the restraint

and how you navigate
and maneuver that voice

was very impressive
in this number.

- I thought you were so good
when you were being a bro

when you were rapping.

That was so fun
and refreshing to see.

- When y'all came through that
door, the energy blew me back.

Like, y'all started at a high
and went higher.

- What's your dance background?

- I just grew up
dancing for fun

but never had any
type of training.

- You're so fucking clean.
- Thank you.

- Like, it feels
intoxicating to watch.

- And tonight, you look
absolutely stunning.

This kind of traditional
Filipino butterfly sleeve.

And you've got the parasol.

The whole dress is
absolutely gorgeous.

Really well done.

- Thank you so much.

- Well, here she is, y'all.

Crystal Methyd.

- Hello, Ru.

- Oh, my gosh.

This look is so chic.

It looks like Jeremy Scott
for Moschino.

It has the humor,
but it also has

the high-fashion silhouette.

Very sophisticated.

Very Crystal Methyd.

- I'm gonna be honest, the
performance, you blew me away.

You stood right there,
neck to neck with Aura.

- Performing on
set pieces that move,

you need a lot of core--

more than you think.

Believe you me.
- I figured that out, yeah.

- More than you think. Yeah.
So kudos to you both.

- On your season, you
weren't the strongest dancer,

if I remember correctly.

- No.

- It was wonderful to see.

It was like, whoa,
I didn't see it coming,

but I'm sure glad it did.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I
will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

So just between
us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Now, we are looking for the
top two All Stars of the week.

First up, Vivacious
and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

- First of all, it's so great
to see Vivacious back.

However, I think
she was a little stiff

and a little bit nervous.

- But then it started
to loosen up

through the performance,

and it's not easy
to step up to Silky's level.

- They were sort of, like,
playing into each other's maybe

strengths and weaknesses,
which I love when somebody

50/50's the other one out.

- But I think that
Vivacious could have

tried a little harder.

Next, April Carrión
and Salina EsTitties.

- I thought it was a good
night for both of them.

I was so happy
to see 'em connect.

- They really complement
each other very well.

- You know, I could hear
in some of April's vocals

where it was a little--
you know, she was pushing it,

but it actually
ultimately worked out.

- They looked good,
the choreography was tight,

and they both looked adorable
here on the main stage.

I thought they were
wonderful together.

- Aura and Crystal.

- They really, really
complemented each other well.

And I also think
they were really

very strong movers, if not
dancers, which I really liked.

- Agree.

- They were like, OK,
Mel and Kim, OK, Bardo.

Like, it was actually a duo.

Do you know what I mean?
- Yeah.

- It felt like a modern-day
Weather Girls, you know?

Because they came out here
with such a purpose

and such an objective
that I was buying it

from the very beginning.

- Absolutely.

- Silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, queens.

Now, based on your
duet performances

and your runway presentations,
I've made some decisions.

[dramatic music]

This year, the Shablammy Award
for Best Duet goes to...

♪ ♪

Aura Mayari and Crystal Methyd.

Condragulations.

You're the top two
All Stars of the week,

and you've each
earned two points.

Will the rest of you please
step to the back of the stage?

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Aura and Crystal, this week,

you made beautiful music
together.

Tonight, there can
only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance
to impress me, win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point

in the "Tournament
of All Stars."

♪ ♪

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Legacy.

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna do
whatever it takes.

I don't care if I'm doing
a split, which I can't do,

but I'ma do it just
to show the judges that

I deserve that extra point.

- Although Aura has quickly
become one of my close sisters

in this competition, it's time
to, um, put her in her place.

- Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

- ♪ It's raining, raining ♪

♪ Oh, rain ♪

♪ There's nothing left
for us ♪

♪ Here, mm ♪

♪ And we won't waste ♪

♪ Another ♪

♪ Tear ♪

♪ Ah, yeah ♪

♪ ♪

♪ If you've had enough ♪

♪ Don't put up
with his stuff ♪

♪ Don't you do it ♪

♪ Now, if you've
had your fill ♪

♪ Get the check,
pay the bill ♪

♪ You can do it ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Tell him to just get out ♪

♪ Nothing left to talk about ♪

♪ Pack his raincoat ♪

♪ Show him out ♪

♪ Just look him in the eye
and simply shout ♪

♪ Enough is enough is enough ♪

♪ I can't go on ♪

♪ I can't go on
no more, no ♪

♪ Enough is enough is enough ♪

♪ I want him out ♪

♪ I want him out
that door now ♪

♪ My love ♪

♪ I had no choice
from the start ♪

♪ My love, my love ♪

♪ I've got to listen
to my heart ♪

♪ Tearing us apart ♪

- Turn it up, bitch!

Turn it up, bitch!

- ♪ No more tears ♪

♪ ♪

- Come on, give it to us, baby.

Give it to us.

All right.

- Hey, hey.

- ♪ No more tears ♪

♪ Enough is enough ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

♪ Is enough ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

♪ You've had it,
he's had it ♪

♪ No more tears ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

♪ Is enough
is enough ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

♪ Is enough
is enough ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

♪ Is enough ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

- All right.

[laughter and applause]

- All Stars,
I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Crystal Methyd,
condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Yes.

- You've earned
a cash tip of $10,000.

- Perfect.

- Plus tickets for you
and your friends

to see "Stop! That! Train!,"

in theaters June 12th.

Plus an extra point,
which gives you a total

of three points.

- Just the amount
of legs I have.

- Vivacious, Silky,
April, Salina,

please step to the front
of the stage.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

All Stars, with great power
comes great responsibility.

Each week,
the bottom four queens

will each receive one point.

But you cannot keep
the point for yourself.

You must give it away
to the All Star

you believe is the MVQ,

the Most Valuable Queen,
of the week.

Choose wisely, because
at the end of this bracket,

the two queens
with the most points

will move on to the semifinals.

And the other queens
will be eliminated.

Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love
somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen.

- All right,
now let the music play.

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't, oh ♪

♪ Good luck,
and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck,
and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck,
and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

[rock music]