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[rock music]

- Previously on

the "Tournament of All Stars"...

Bracket one competed

in the final of their three episodes.

- Boo.

- The top two All Stars of the week

are Dawn and Morgan McMichaels.

- Ooh.

- You each earned two points.

This is your last chance to impress me,

win $10,000, and earn a coveted extra point.

Dawn, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Oh, my God.

Thank you.

- Bottom four, it's time for you

to give your MVQ point to the All Star you believe

is the Most Valuable Queen of the week.

Choose wisely, because your MVQ point

could determine which queens advance to the semifinals.

Dawn, with eight points,

you are advancing to the semifinals.

Condragulations.

- What the fuck? Thank you.

- Morgan, A'keria,

you are tied for second place.

I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

A'keria, you are moving on to the semifinals.

Condragulations. - Thank you, Jesus.

Thank you.

- Morgan, Morphine, Lucky, and Mystique,

at the end of bracket number three,

Michelle and I will choose three eliminated queens

to be entered into the wild card lottery.

The one All Star chosen will join the competition

starting in the semifinals with a chance to win

the grand prize of $200,000.

- That's crazy.

- Oh!

I'm in the fucking semifinals.

- I'm ready for you, bracket two,

bracket three, semifinals.

Let's go!

Mwah!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Hi.

I'm Rusty Charles.

- And I'm Lil Pumpkin Spice.

- Welcome to the Gaytona 500,

the next big race in the "Tournament of All Stars."

- It's bracket number two, and these queens

are coming in red-hot.

- From bracket number two,

pulling up to the starting line.

Up first in pole position,

Crystal Methyd.

- She came to us fresh from confession.

- Oh!

- Can you feel the beat of the rhythm of the night?

It's Crystal Methyd from season 12.

Ooh.

- Look at that El DeBarge hairdo.

- Business in the front and party in the back!

On my season, I was very DIY, arts and crafts,

and glitter all over the place.

- You're fucking fascinating.

- Mm?

- What in the fuck am I looking at?

- [laughs]

- A little bit of humor and a little bit of mess.

[vocalizing]

I just really wanted to let you all know

how silly and crazy I am.

- Oh, we know. - [laughs]

But I was still someone really coming into their own.

- Your makeup is distracting.

You kind of got lost.

I want to see who you are.

She's hiding behind that mask.

- And I was holding myself back a little bit.

I have a hard time showing myself and opening up to--

- What got you here in the first place

is what you already have.

- I came to realize that there is no point

in second-guessing yourself.

- The more she reveals of herself,

the more we're charmed by her.

- And it got me far.

- Crystal, you're moving on to the Grand Finale.

- [sighs]

Making it so close on season 12 to the crown,

I think I have a lot to live up to.

But I'm ready to showcase how much I've improved.

- By the looks of that crucifix,

she's a real cross-dresser.

- She is.

- Now I'm more Crystallized than ever before.

Oh!

- Well, some try method acting.

Others try Crystal Methyd.

She's redesigned and ready to roar,

Salina EsTitties.

- The titties are back, honey!

Salina EsTitties from season 15,

the Emmy Award-winning season 15.

[clicks tongue]

- From the House of EsTitties!

- I don't fuck around!

Ah!

- [laughs]

- I'm known for being really loud and energetic,

wild costumes, a lot of ideas.

And even though I didn't win squat my season,

I got to top six thanks to my charisma

and just my loving personality at the end of the day.

Get the baby out of me!

It really came down to, I think,

the total package as a whole was a little discombobulated.

- I just think her drag sometimes is questionable.

It's just too much.

So you're sort of getting lost in it.

- I realized after the fact, oh,

you just want me to refine, simplify,

and, like, be a little more cunty.

Yes, Mama Ru, girl, I got you.

All right, baby!

The titties are coming!

- Yes.

Pull up to her bumper.

- Which one?

- On my season, I was a Golden Boot Diva.

I finally won something on "Drag Race."

But I'm giving two toots this season, baby.

Imagine the Titties in the Hall of Fame.

There ain't been no Titties in the Hall of Fame like me.

Let's go!

- Check out those golden headlights.

- She's a classic.

It's Vivacious.

- You know me.

I'm Vivacious from season six.

- Still turning heads.

- Break the mold, break the spell.

Mother has arrived to give 'em hell.

- I can always tell when a New Yorker walks the runway.

- OK?

- Yes, honey.

- She represents that really

underground club storyline.

- This is, like, my 21st year doing drag.

The last time I was here for season six

was 13 years ago.

But y'all sure as hell did not forget about me.

Mother has arrived.

- Ornacia.

- Mother has arrived.

- We're on the list.

Ornacia plus one.

- Mother has arrived.

- Mother has arrived!

- [laughs]

- My visage has been

all over "Drag Race" for many years.

I am Mother after all.

Get into it.

- I do give her credit for

staying true to who she is.

- That can be a hindrance if you refuse to move beyond that.

- I got eliminated early on in my season,

and I should have been eliminated,

because what I brought was not up

to the high echelon of the show.

- Sashay away.

- [screams]

This time around, I'm still bringing my club kid feel,

but we've changed it from club kid to club cunt.

I want to show y'all the new Vivacious, the new everything.

Because Vivacious is coming back

with more confidence than that stiff spray on your mama's wig.

- Well, if you stay Ornacia, you ain't got to get Ornacia.

Up next, the Puerto Rican pussy wagon, April Carrión.

- "Rickan."

- Oh, that's that "Rickan."

- Hola.

I'm April Carrión,

the Puerto Rican goddess from season six.

Baby, I'm back home.

- April Carrión got me all wet.

- You are gorgeous.

- In season six, I was known for being

a little androgynous, a little edgy.

- You did a really amazing job of taking

hyper-masculine elements and making a feminine look.

- But it didn't always work.

- I've never been a fan when drag queens use

a man's buzzcut back there.

- You don't buy it, some yuppie will.

- The performance was flat.

- I was new to drag.

I only did drag for five years with my drag family.

So "Drag Race" really was a wake-up call.

- It's like you have a beard on your forehead.

- So my time on my season was short.

I was in 11th place.

- Keep calm and Carrión.

- She's on that reefer.

- It's been a long time since I've been here

in the competition, and I've been traveling the world,

and now I've blossomed into this femme fatale.

- Look at that body.

- OK? I'm here to show off

and to show the girls how it's done.

They could never. They could never.

- Ay, qué chimba.

- Up next, Aura Mayari.

Aura, may I sleep with danger?

- Hey, everybody.

This is Aura Mayari, your Filipino Moon Goddess

from season 15.

- Watch out.

She stings.

- And I'm ready to take over this competition.

- This runway look--delicious.

- I'm known for my very sickening,

very fierce, very edgy runways.

- Your runway was beautiful.

- I won the Girl Group Challenge.

- You were fantastic tonight.

Oh, she's ready to get wet.

I think she's trying to squeeze out a fart.

- [laughs]

- And also, I'm definitely your favorite cringe queen.

I accept it now.

I am cringe.

- Ooh.

- No flexing this time.

I'm just gonna flex my talents.

- You heard of the Beatles? - Yeah.

- This is their cousin, Dung Beetle.

- ♪ Ooh, ah ♪

♪ Calling all grannies ♪

♪ Put them digits in the air ♪

- There's so many talented queens

and big personalities during my season.

I was like, how am I gonna stand out?

You dumb bitch!

- Gather her.

- I was in, like, survival mode every day,

and it really affected my performances.

- You didn't pop for me.

- I just wanted you to let loose a little bit more.

- It just wasn't working.

- I didn't get to showcase my full potential

on season 15.

But I've worked a lot on my confidence,

and I am so sure about myself now.

- That is one mighty fine exoskeleton.

- My aura is on full blast, and I'm coming for the...

[magical music]

- Pincer?

I don't even know her!

- And the ultimate in luxury,

The Reverend Doctor, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

- Ooh.

Even cowgirls get the blues.

- That's right.

Bitch Silk with the 2% milk is back.

Munch-munch, crunch-crunch.

These girls don't want me or my lunch!

[laughs] I'm just playing.

- I love me some Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

- Get things cooking!

- [laughs]

- I was the entertainment of season 11.

You better work, bitch!

It's this bitch!

Record.

- [laughs]

I made it all the way to the finale.

I was the lip-sync guru of "All Stars" six.

[laughter]

I have been the vicious competitor,

but I don't have a crown.

- Oh!

- Uh-oh!

- When I was on season 11, being the personality

was number one for me.

- You been getting by on that personality of yours.

- But I couldn't get over looking at

how sloppy she looked.

- One of the biggest critiques I got

was that I wasn't polished.

And some people, they say Silky

suck up all the air out the room.

[screaming]

So for "All Stars" 6, I downplayed Silky a lot.

Coming back to "All Stars," I just feel like

kind of second-guessing myself.

- I felt like there was a little spark that was missing

that I usually get from you.

- Thank you guys.

- This ain't her first rodeo.

Well, actually, it's her third rodeo.

- Since my season, I realized that

I acted like the entertainment, and now I'm the entertainer.

Being polished, it's the number one for me.

So I'm excited to compete as a fully realized Silky.

- Serving Texas tea.

- Baby, the elevation is here.

I am the big fried catfish platter

with potato salad and light bread, honey.

Get on my level. What?

Get on my level.

What?

- The Reverend Doctor will see you now.

Welcome home, racers.

"Tournament of All Stars" rules are now in full effect.

In the preliminary rounds, no one will be eliminated.

- OK.

- Instead, you'll be competing for points.

However, to kick this season into overdrive,

only the top two queens with the most points

from this bracket will advance to the semifinals...

- Wow. - Gagging.

- Where they will face off

with the top two All Stars from the other bracket.

- OK. That's crazy.

- Puñeta.Ugh.

Why?

- Last "Tournament of All Stars,"

they had three girls moving on.

This time, there's only two bitches.

So I am not happy with this!

- And in the grand finale, the top All Stars of the season

will battle it out for the crown

and a cash prize of $200,000.

- Yes. - All right.

- Yes, yes, yes.

- Bring it.

Give me my money.

- To earn points, every week,

the top two All Stars will receive two points each.

Those two queens will lip-sync for the win,

and the winner will receive a coveted extra point

plus a cash tip of $10,000.

- [grunts] - Yeah.

- Wow. - [laughs]

- But wait. There's more.

- No. - Oh, yeah?

- The bottom queens will receive one point each

to give away to the All Star they think

is the MVQ of the week.

- Hmm, mm-hmm. OK.

- All Stars, let's get this show on the road.

- All right.

- For your first Maxi Challenge,

you'll be working in pairs as you write, sing,

and perform three hot queen-on-queen duets.

- Ooh. - [screaming]

[laughter]

- Oh, my gosh.

- You'll pair up with the queen

who's the Brandy to your Monica.

- The Megan to your Cardi B.

- The Mariah to your Whitney.

- The Beyoncé to your Gaga.

- Wow. - What the hell?

- [trills]

- All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

- The tournament has begun, and I'm here to eat the girls.

- Yes!

- Puñeta.

- I'm fucking 'em up on sight!

- Ay, Dios mío.

- ♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

The winner of "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars"

will snatch an official makeup collaboration

with Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,

a coveted spot in the "Drag Race" Hall of Fame,

and a cash prize of $200,000,

with our extra-special guest judge, Reneé Rapp.

♪ "RuPaul's Drag Race" ♪

♪ May the best drag queen win, best drag queen win ♪

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

- Yeah.

- Yes.

- All right!

- Que rico.

- We're back in the Werk Room, and it feels right.

- I miss you!

Oh!

- Baby, there is a scoreboard with our bodies

and the points up top.

It's very exciting.

- LA's back to win again.

Boots.

- Not Anastasia Beverly Hills!

- Oh, my God.

- The other girls are so amazed at the Werk Room and this.

I'm trying to set up shop.

I'm going over there to pick out my makeup station.

- Can we claim stations?

- I claimed mine, honey.

They happy to be here.

[magical music]

I'm here to compete.

- This is your first "All Stars," right?

- It's my very first.

I think it's all of ours except Silky.

- The stomach is gone now, y'all.

It's a head down there, baby.

- Quit bragging.

- Did you see when they said they're only gonna have two?

- OK. I was like,

is my headpiece blocking my ears?

What's going on?

- I was nervous.

That's crazy.

- There are six queens, and only two queens

make it to the next round.

Two out of six.

That's 1/3.

That's 33% chance.

That's not a big number.

Who do you think's gonna get the Golden Boot?

- You know what?

I'm here to give it back.

That's what I want.

- You're not taking this home with you.

- No, no, no, no. - I love it.

- Let's just leave it on someone's station.

- Should we do that?

- I don't know Crystal too well.

I feel like I've done a gig or two with her.

- Ah, you're so shiny. I love it.

- So I don't know.

Like, what, are we vibing?

Are we connecting?

Are we alliance-ing right now?

Or are you literally just, like,

playing clown music in your head?

I cannot read her, which makes me feel

like she's someone I have to look out for.

Because I know she's not a dumb girl.

- Now you have, like, three heads.

- Three on top.

- One, two, three.

- And four, five.

- So those are the four girls that are not

advancing to the next level.

- Yes!

- Oh, my God.

That is like a graveyard. - Right.

Right, right.

- All right.

- Miss Silky.

- My Chicago boots are-- my Chicago boots are--

- So, girls, so I started drag when Silky moved to Chicago.

And she started this drag bunch that I got cast in.

So my first show was with Silky.

- Thanks to you, she's doing drag.

- This is what, your third or fourth time back?

- Is that shade?

- No, no, no. No, no, no.

- So do you think you have an advantage over the girls

that haven't been here...

- Of course she does. - Multiple times?

- She's been Ganache-ing the whole time.

- You're big competition. - Yes, yes.

- I like to compete.

I'm a pageant queen. This is what we do.

- And that's exactly what the pageant girls do.

They keep competing.

- We keep competing until we win.

- Until we win the crown. Exactly.

- Until we win the crown. - #TheGanacheIsAForce.

- The girls see me as big competition.

Y'all right.

Thank you for knowing my résumé.

- I always say, keep an eye out for Silky Ganache.

- But at the same time, put the eyes on another hoe.

But it look like everybody got smaller too.

Because, Vivacious, you got smaller.

- Oh, honey. Season six, sister.

- I know!

- Look at Miss Vivacious.

- I had to do something.

The doctor said, you need to fix that.

So I said, and scene.

- Baby... - And so I did.

- You look fabulous. - Thank you.

- You look good. - Yes, mama.

- I'm actually gagged to see Vivacious.

We're season six sisters, and I sent her home.

Sorry about it. [laughs]

- I've been watching you online, honey.

You've been turning these kids, honey.

- Yes, yes.

She's not bitter about it 'cause she know I won.

But we're good sisters.

Every time we see each other, it's always good vibes.

So I'm open to using the connection to my benefit.

- The season 15 girls!

- Oh, my God.

I am so excited. - Ow! Jesus Christ!

- Right away, when RuPaul said there's only two queens

that are gonna be moving forward, my mind was going,

MVQ points are going to be very important.

So what I want to do in this competition

is obviously have an ally, at least one,

that will always have my back.

Girl, this is so fucking heavy.

- It's crazy big.

- Salina is my season 15 sister that I still talk to.

Hopefully, me and her will have some type of allyship.

This is gonna be a fun, fun journey.

- You sure, 'cause you know, when I get to competing,

I become a bitch. - No, I like that.

Please do that.

I know Silky from a long time ago.

She's a good sister, and I hope she also got my back.

But in this group of girls, we all have

great relationships with each other outside

of this competition.

- If this ain't sisterly love--

- This is real sisterly.

- So I don't how we are gonna choose our allies.

- I feel like there's three Latinas--

you, me, and Crystal.

But each of us has--

- We're all very different.

Do you think there's a possible Tres Leches alliance?

- I do feel inclined to, like, just for my Latin sisters,

just something innately in me.

- OK.

- How would you play the game?

Is it gonna be a strategy or more of,

like, a fair kind of distribution of points?

- I think that I don't know

until we get into it a bit more.

- Oh, so you're here to read the land.

- A little bit.

- We got to strategize, girl.

- Especially now that there's only two moving forward.

- You scratch my back, I scratch your back.

- These girls are not wasting any time.

They're really coming in scheming for these points.

But I'm not really interested in alliances.

I would rather just be by myself,

a kayak kind of girl.

I can't risk pulling someone in and flipping myself over.

- Do you know anybody here that you're, like, friends with

that you know for a fact

that you're definitely gonna work with?

- But flying solo makes me a little nervous,

because I don't want to be kicked out of the top

just because other girls are friends.

- Give it to the old folks first,

because they might not be around much longer.

- Don't make me feel bad.

- Don't say that, Mother.

- All right, girls.

Who's ready to sing?

Mm, I don't know.

- Where do you want to sit?

- Nobody said nothing.

- Our first Maxi Challenge in the "Tournament of All Stars"

is to work in a damn pair and to do duets.

- Let's hand out the songs here.

- Yeah.

- Please, please.

- Y'all know I'm about to write, sing, dance,

and I'm gonna give you a look.

But now you want me to get paired up with somebody else?

I don't know if y'all gonna judge us

in pairs or individuals.

So now I'm a little-- it's a little...

- Should we talk about who's, like, a singer, a rapper,

or has no experience singing at all?

- I'm not a singer.

So if there's a rap section that's chanting,

I'll do the chanting.

- Well, I almost won the Rusical on my season.

- So you're a singer.

- Um...

- Oh.

[laughter]

- I won mine.

- Ooh. - Oh, OK.

- This challenge does not play to any of my strengths.

I am not a singer.

I am not a dancer.

But I have my crazy, kooky Crystal personality.

So my plan of attack is to get a track

that will help me really lean into that Crystal twist.

The first one is "H.B.F."

- "H.B.F."? - Yeah.

All right. - Oh, it's a rap.

- I have never done this type of challenge before,

because I was not on the show long enough to get to it.

But that don't mean it's gonna stop me.

- ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

♪ She make me complete ♪

- You liking this one?

- She's interesting. - OK.

- You like it? 'Cause it's a chant.

- I can't give you no high note,

so I'll stick with the "H.B.F."

- So we got one for "H.B.F."

OK.

So "Dreamin' of Me."

That's the R&B ballad, right?

OK. Let's see what she giving.

- [laughs]

- I kind of like it, though.

- I'm feeling this one.

- I kind of do too. - Yeah.

- "Dreamin' of Me" is a very R&B, like,

2000s throwback vibe.

I want to show you that sexy R&B side of me, honey.

'Cause I'm not just this energetic, loud diva.

I give...[moans]

And I want to show that.

I live for that one. That was super cute.

- I like that one. - OK.

Let's listen to the last one.

"Hoes Before Bros."

- ♪ Hoes before bros ♪

- I love this one.

[upbeat music]

- It's cute.

It's theatrical.

- I kind have some theater background,

and "Hoes Before Bros" is giving me the vibe, girl.

- ♪ Hoes before bros ♪

- I'm definitely feeling "Dreamin' of Me."

- I am "Dreamin' of Me" as well.

- I'm "Dreamin' of Me" too. - I'm "Dreamin' of Me" too.

- [screams]

- "Dreamin' of Me" is my song.

R&B?

Like, that's where I get down.

- So all of you, basically.

- I already had my lyrics prepared when I was doing--

- Let's hear it, go.

Off the cuff.

- ♪ He don't want you ♪

♪ He want my macaroni and cheese ♪

- So should you and I do "Dreamin' of You"?

- I kind of feel it.

- That sounds like a nightmare.

- I feel like, Salina, you'd do so good

doing "Hoes Before Bros."

- I could.

I see Aura looking over there at me,

and I know she's a good duet partner, 'cause Aura can sing.

She won her Girl Group challenge.

But I don't want that song.

Aura wants the "Hoes Before Bros,"

and she can sing, honey, so she gonna wail at the end of that.

- Ooh, she's a singer. - Oh, yeah, Aura sing.

Honey, she's very good at karaoke, bitch.

- You know what?

I'm gonna do "Hoes Before Bros."

I decide that I should shift focus

and not fight over this

and just choose my second choice.

I'm looking right at Aura Mayari,

because I know that she's a singer and a dancer,

and what I need is someone that is able to deliver

a very high-quality performance.

I'm gonna let you dream about winning this challenge

because that's gonna be us.

- OK, OK. - That's right.

- So I'm doing "Dreamin' of You."

Who's gonna be my partner? - Me, me.

- Let's go, bitch. I'll fight you for it.

Let's go. - Let's fight.

- Y'all got to fight, 'cause I'm doing it.

- OK. I think it'd be fun to have,

like, very different styles of drag,

like, fighting for this one man, you know?

So I think we should do it.

- So why do you want to do it, Salina?

- 'Cause I feel like that's very on-brand for me.

I want to fight over a guy.

That's my life.

- But that's why you don't have a man,

'cause you're always fighting for a man.

- Unless you want to do it like Latinas and we fight over it.

- Oh, yes. Let's do it.

- You want to do that? - Yes.

Let's do it, bitch.

- Yes.

- Like hell. - Yes.

Let's do it.

- Eat my ass.

This is the real Silky,

the one with a conscience.

Y'all gonna make season 11 Silky come out.

You gonna make season 11 Silky come out!

- OK.

Come out.

- Fuck April and Salina.

[chuckles]

- [laughs]

- Fuck the bitch.

"H.B.F." is the rapping one, and I'm not good at that.

I have a damn lisp, so I never do the rap portions.

- I am a lonely ocean by myself with an "H.B.F."

- You know what? - You guys, I hope you know--

- You know what? No, time-out. No.

No, fuck it.

I'm doing "H.B.F."

I've been an All Star this many times,

and when I win, give me my motherfucking $10,000.

- Silky, that is so congenial of you.

- I'm not fucking congenial.

If I'm really the girl that I say I am,

I got to come up and step up to the challenge.

Y'all done brought the fire of season 11 out in a bitch.

'Cause now I'm gonna dog walk you bitches.

You poodle, Chihuahua, bulldog-looking bitches.

- I got my song, though.

I'm so happy.

- Ditto.

♪ ♪

- [laughing]

[laughing]

- Let's do this.

Yes.

- Let's go, hoes.

[upbeat music]

- We got it, girl.

The Latinas are gonna fight.

- Yes, yes.

We are fighting.

- Them shady children over there pull a coup.

- They pulled a coup.

- But we make the best of it.

- No shade.

I don't care how they do,

'cause we gonna be in the top.

- Right. - We ain't got no choice.

- I know Silky and I are gonna smash it.

I have had to write and record lyrics before,

because I produce music.

So I write my own tracks, and I know half of those girls

can't write a track to save a tune.

S to the I to the L-K-Y,

my sister is fierce, and my sister is fly.

- All right.

- So that's where I'm starting off from there.

- I'm excited to work with Vivacious

'cause you know that's my sister.

So I think that portion

should be something about block 'em.

- Blockin' 'em. Right.

- Uh-huh. - OK.

- When I was getting all the hate online after season 11,

Vivacious sent me encouraging messages.

I remember you was saying, block 'em.

And then what I do is, I go down the thread

and everybody that liked 'em get blocked too.

- Uh-huh.

Treat 'em like Instagram, profile blocked.

Treat them 'em Instagram, profile blocked.

Silky and I are coming up real quickly with our lines,

because the chemistry is really good.

- My energy gonna be--

- OK.

- Like, I'm ready.

♪ ♪

- I don't understand why they weren't

fighting over this song, because I think

this is a really good song. - I think so too.

And I'm excited because we get to sing and rap.

- That's right.

- And the other girls are just doing

one or the other. - I am a singer.

I did the Girl Group challenge during my season,

and I won that challenge.

- That's right.

But you were an old lady, right?

- ♪ Like I am about to die ♪

I was an old lady. - Yes!

- So this is gonna be different.

Um...

I don't know how this is gonna go.

It's a little bit of a weird pairing.

We're totally two different drag queens,

and I'm trying to figure out

how we're gonna blend together to make a good duet.

Like, we can think about a setting

where I'm telling you something about,

like, you know, screw that bitch.

Like, girl, why are you worrying about that bitch?

- No, not the bitch, the man.

- Oh, the man.

Screw that bro.

- "Hoes Before Bros" is all about sisterhood and saying,

eff you, men.

So my strategy is to fill every beat and moment that I

can with some humor and fun.

Talk about dick and balls.

Easy.

- Just drop some balls.

- Low-hanging fruit, literally.

- Just eat my balls. - [laughs]

- I think we're gonna need more time.

- No way.

All the best decisions are made in a panic.

- That's right. - [laughs]

- You are not budging. - Yeah.

- You really are just gonna be with the song.

- Because I think this would showcase

each other's personalities, you know?

I'm paired with Salina, and I'm excited because

she is a good performer.

She does music.

So this is kind of in her realm.

- You're the sexy bombshell.

Like, this really makes sense.

I'm, like, the hood rat.

- Although her music is not really my taste.

But she has experience, so that's what really counts.

- Your first verse, I think has to be,

like, you're reading me down. - OK.

- Like, you stupid bitch.

Then I'm like, well, you da, da, da, da.

And you da, da, da, da, da.

Ugh. Oh, my God.

On my season, we had to do this but as old people,

which really threw a wrench in trying

to be sickening and cunt.

♪ 'Cause my heart don't need 'em when you ♪

So I'm excited to serve pop star this time.

Do you ever sing or do music?

- I've always been, like, a little intimidated

by it, to be honest. - Yeah.

- Like, I mean, in my season, we did, like, a song.

But I mean, it's just nothing like this, you know?

- It's not--yeah.

This is a singing song!

If you don't sing, bitch, don't go for this song!

- More than singing,

I think it's about showing our personalities and, like,

being funny and, like--you know.

- Mm-hmm.

I am gunning for a win this week,

and I'm confident with my skills and my talent.

I hope I don't have to pick up the slack.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- Welcome, All Stars.

all: Hi!

- Say hello to composer

and music producer Markaholic.

all: Hi.

- Love your work.

- Stop flirting, Silky.

- It's time for our recording session with Miss Sel--

sorry.

I, um, left my body for a second.

- Salina April.

- Hello. - Hola.

- Now I know Salina's a singer, 'cause I got

to see her in "La Cage aux Folles."

- You made me so nervous.

I was so full out that night.

- Oh, it was amazing.

- Oh, thank you.

- So, Salina. - Yeah.

- We're gonna start.

Here we go.

- ♪ Carry on, pack it up ♪

♪ Find a new man ♪

♪ 'Cause you can't milk him, make him jiggle like I can ♪

- Honey, Salina EsTitties.

Miss Theater BFA.

- It was great.

- Yeah, that was perfect.

- She can sing.

- April. - Yes.

- You a singer?

- Um, I'm more of a--

a feeler.

I feel the music.

- I've heard that about you, April.

- Yes, yes.

- She did all that fighting, and she don't sing?

- And I felt this song.

That's why I chose it.

- Oh, I love it.

OK, here we go.

- ♪ Heard you get round like a taxi ♪

- Is this singing?

- Uh, ye--supposed to be, yes.

- [laughs]

- Supposed to be.

- No shade. - OK.

- ♪ I heard you get around like a taxi ♪

Can you hear that pitch?

♪ I heard ♪

- ♪ I heard ♪

- ♪ Heard ♪

- ♪ I heard ♪

[laughter]

- Hold on.

April, I know you did not fight me

to come over here and sound like this.

- ♪ Heard - ♪ Heard ♪

- OK, so pitch is a thing. - Yeah.

- You sound like two cats fighting.

They both ready to die.

- ♪ Find your own man ♪

♪ That's my papi ♪

- ♪ Find your own man ♪

♪ That's my papi ♪

- ♪ Go up ♪

- ♪ Up - ♪ Up ♪

[laughter]

- Girl, get on pitch.

But she's like...[giggles].

And I'm like, no...[giggles]

[high pitched] Hee-hee!

Girl, find it.

- ♪ 'Cause he wants my coochie ♪

- Where the fuck are you going?

- I don't know.

Everywhere.

I think I sound divine.

- OK, kids, thank you very much.

- Thank you, Michelle. Gracias.

- Thank you, Michelle.

- Everybody has different tastes, I guess.

- "Hoes Before Bros."

- Hello, hello. - Yes, Michelle.

- OK, let's try the verse.

- ♪ I know that jaws are gon' be stuck ♪

♪ On the floor when we walk in ♪

♪ They stalkin', crawlin' ♪

♪ Ew, sister, is that your ex? ♪

- That sounded beautiful.

- Thank you.

I won Girl Group challenge my season.

So the judges know this is something that I do.

But also at the same time, on season 15,

I didn't go that far.

- Let's go to your rap.

- Oh, crap. - Right?

- OK, let's try that one.

I'm not experienced rapping,

but I feel like now in this all-star season,

I need to show them something different

and that I am a competitor, girl.

♪ When the bros think they the shit ♪

♪ I've seen your stick, and it ain't that thick ♪

♪ Have you seen my thighs and cheeks? ♪

♪ Don't touch ♪

♪ I'll break you freaks ♪

- Who is this person you just turned into?

- I have no clue, Michelle.

- [laughs] - I don't rap.

- OK.

Crystal, we're gonna start.

- ♪ I've had enough of dirty misters ♪

♪ Giving me blisters ♪

♪ Oh ♪

- Lovely.

- ♪ Big balls, nice and tall ♪

♪ Boy, I don't care ♪

♪ Let's go to the mall ♪

- [laughs] Yes.

Thank you very much.

Take a seat.

- Aura can sing.

Aura can dance.

And Crystal's definitely a star.

I ain't no hating bitch.

We got to hit it out the park.

I'ma give it all to you.

- I know you will, Miss Silky.

- ♪ Better than collard greens and corn bread ♪

♪ The fans go crazy over Mother's head ♪

♪ Icon, legend, my mini me ♪

♪ Sweet tea get sour if you're talking 'bout me ♪

- I love it. - Yes, Silky.

- I love it, Silky.

- Miss Silky said she wasn't a rapper.

And I think the lie detector has determined that,

doo, doo, doo, beep, beep, beep,

ding, ding, ding, ding, liar.

- 5, 6, 7, 8.

- ♪ S-I-L-K-Y ♪

♪ Miss Silky ♪

♪ Sister is sweet ♪

♪ My sister is milky ♪

- Give us some ups and downs.

Sister is fierce.

My sister is milky.

- ♪ My sister is fierce ♪

♪ My sister is milky ♪

- That last line is not sitting with me.

- ♪ She be turning it ♪

♪ And you just can't take it ♪

♪ Turning out the men ♪

♪ And no moo faking it ♪

- Don't drop it on the last line.

Don't drop the energy.

- OK.

- [speaking indistinctly]

You got it. - Mm-hmm.

- Let me tell y'all.

"Drag Race" is a beast, and Vivacious

has not in a very long time fought with this beast.

- ♪ Turning out the men ♪

♪ And no moo faking it ♪

- Don't drop.

Mother has arrived.

I want to feel it.

Give us that attitude.

- The beast is kicking her ass right now.

Like, no shade.

But, Mother, if we gon' have any chance of winning,

I need you to come on.

- Make sure you throw all the auto-tune my way.

She don't need it.

[laughter]

[upbeat music]

- Oh, my God.

- Hello, hello. Hola, hola.

- It's performance day, babe.

- "Hoes before Bros."

- Today we are going to perform

for the first time in front of RuPaul on the main stage.

And I feel good.

Salina and I worked so hard going over choreo together.

You're not ready for all this Latina-ness.

It's gonna be great.

- Ooh, ooh, oh!

- Like that.

- OK.

- She shook her booty and that's a moo.

- Yeah.

- We'll compare asses, girl.

- Let me see. Let me--let me--

Silky, that's hard.

Wait, that's a pad.

- Bitch. - It's real.

It's real, y'all. It's real.

- She out of the pageant.

No, no, no, baby. Uh-uh.

- I just want you to know when they get on the runway...

- Uh-huh.

- And RuPaul tell the truth, we had to hire somebody

to come in and re-sing the vocals.

- You know what?

Worry about your choreo, OK?

No.

- I was a little frustrated

with these vocals from Miss April.

But you know what?

April's got charisma.

She's gonna sell it.

So plan of attack here is to just

make lemonade out of lemons.

We're gonna have to pull together and really sell this

with the acting and the performance

and the choreography.

- I'm so excited for ours. - Yeah.

- 'Cause I feel like we're two different queens.

- Were you channeling your kooky side?

- I was.

I was very motivated by you.

- That's so nice. - And so I'm so excited.

Oh!

I'm so happy that you're here too.

And we only have three weeks.

So I have a question.

Like, when it comes to the point system,

if we are not top two, how are you doing this?

- I'm so proud of what we've done.

- Yeah.

- So we really need to pull this win out.

And I'm hoping that they pick a team,

and then it can just be the two of us.

I need our points over on that little

sexy body of mine over there.

- Yeah, yeah.

- Uh, she is back again.

Get me out of here.

I'm a competitive person.

I'm definitely here to win.

But when it comes to my strategy

about giving my points, I think it's important

to keep your cards close to your chest.

I don't need everyone knowing what's going on in my mind.

Half the time, I don't even know what I'm thinking.

- For this round, I will definitely give you my point.

- Aw, thanks, sweetie.

- I think that's what I'm gonna do.

[tense music]

Oh, wow.

Crystal is, like, dead in the eyes.

She goes...

She's not giving me a lot of anything right now,

so I don't know who to count on at this point.

- OK, I got to go start my makeup.

- All right. - You better hurry, girl.

- Girl, you know it only takes me 20 minutes.

I'm a woman.

Some people got hard work to do.

- Yes, like me.

Now, keep quiet so I can get it done.

- Aura. - Yeah?

- You speak Tagalog, right?

- I do.

- Does Silky give pekpek?

- Bitch, how do you know that word?

[laughter]

- No, in Tagalog, I don't give pekpek.

I give kiki.

- Wait, what's kiki?

- It's a--it's a way to say pussy.

But is she giving pekpek, though?

- I think she's giving chupacabra.

- Not Chewbacca, girl. [laughs]

[laughter]

- No, that's your back before you shave it.

- That's a lot of TMI, ain't it?

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- Come here really quick.

- I appreciate you. I love you so much.

I'm glad--I'm glad I'm doing this with you.

- Yeah, me too.

And it's cool that we're the only two from our season too.

You know what I mean?

Like, there was a lot of girls our season.

- Right, right.

But I feel like there's only two girls moving forward.

It's gonna be a little bit tricky.

- Yeah.

- What should we call it?

- Punani Pekpek.

- Punani Pekpek alliance?

- Punani Pekpek alliance. [laughs]

- Punani Pekpek alliance.

Punani Pekpek.

- OK, nobody heard that.

- My strategy is coming together, honey.

I currently have my Pekpek alliance with Miss Aura Mayari,

my season 15 sister.

I have Tres Leches with my Latina girls,

April and potentially Crystal.

We're working on that.

I'm playing 3D chess.

These bitches are playing checkers.

- Today I want to put on a glitter lip

and I have no glitter.

- What color you need?

- Oh, I have some, sister.

- Oh, everybody want to get some out now.

They want some MVQ points.

[laughter]

- Children, um, what do you think this MVQ means?

- Well, is everyone just gonna give it to their partner?

- I want to give it to the person that did

a great job in this challenge, you know?

- I think that's how I'm feeling as well.

Although if that's the person that wins the lip sync,

is that--that kind of changes things

'cause that's so many points.

It's like, don't get greedy.

- I don't feel anybody's gonna be shady.

- I could see the shade coming in from some people.

- From who? Say their names.

- Say their name.

- Uh, I'm not saying any names but--

- Come on, Vivacious. Say it.

- In the words of the spirit, they will

reveal themselves in time.

- Damn.

- I'm scared.

- It's not gonna be kumbaya the whole time.

And guess what.

The shade does not come from the person who

you think it might come from.

It's the quiet and unexpected queen,

and that's the one you got to watch out for.

- I'ma do a little bit of the messiness 'cause,

you know, that's just so fun.

Back on season 11, I was amping it up, bitch.

- Watching your season, I found that you were so annoying.

I hated you.

I was like, shut this bitch up.

But--

- Girl.

I--I didn't realize April was gonna be

the shadiest queen this season.

- I told you the shade--

did I not say the shade will reveal itself?

- [laughs]

[RuPaul's "Cover Girl" playing]

- ♪ Cover girl, put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Walk ♪

♪ Cover girl ♪

♪ Put the bass in your walk ♪

♪ Head to toe ♪

♪ Let your whole body talk ♪

- Yeah! [applause]

- ♪ And what ♪

Welcome to the main stage

of "RuPaul's Drag Race Tournament of All-Stars."

She's the salt to my pepper.

It's Michelle Visage.

- Girls, what's my weakness?

all: Men.

- OK, then.

- He puts the D in duets.

It's my H.B.F., Jamal Sims.

- Now, this ain't RuPaul's hot best friend race.

- It is now.

- [laughs]

- And she's our queen bee, the ravishing Reneé Rapp.

Now, Reneé, is it really hoes before bros?

- I've never met a bro.

I only know the hoes.

[laughter]

- Well, you've come to the right place.

- [laughs]

- This week, we challenged our queens to perform as duos.

And I've got exciting news.

All three songs have been nominated for best duet

at this year's Shablammy Awards.

And tonight on the runway, category is,

You Butter Ask Somebody.

All Stars, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

[laughing]

[laughing]

[upbeat music]

Welcome to the 69th annual Shablammy Awards,

brought to you by "Stop! That! Train!,"

the first feature film from the "Drag Race" universe.

In theaters June 12th.

And now the nominees for best duet.

First up, "H.B.F."

by Vivacious and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

both: The duo you didn't know you needed

with my hot best friend.

♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

- ♪ My number one squeeze ♪

♪ She like to call me Thelma and she Louise ♪

- ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

♪ She make me complete ♪

♪ She call me Doja 'cause she's such a Saweetie ♪

- ♪ S-I-L-K-Y ♪

♪ Miss Silky ♪

♪ Sister is fierce ♪

♪ My sister is milky ♪

♪ She be turning it, and you just can't take it ♪

♪ Turning out the men and no moo faking it ♪

- ♪ Better than collard greens and corn bread ♪

♪ The fans go crazy over Mother's head ♪

♪ Legend, icon, my mini me ♪

♪ Sweet tea get sour if you're talking 'bout me ♪

both: ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

- ♪ My number one squeeze ♪

♪ She like to call me Thelma and she Louise ♪

- ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

♪ She make me complete ♪

♪ She call me Doja 'cause she such a Saweetie ♪

- ♪ H.B.F. ♪

♪ My ride-or-die G ♪

♪ We're twinning just like Mary-Kate and Ashley ♪

- ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

♪ I know she got me ♪

♪ We scissor sisters, and we having a kiki ♪

- ♪ I'm from Jamaica, known for jerk chicken ♪

- ♪ Mississippi girl, and I'm finger lickin' ♪

- ♪ Haters gonna hate ♪

- ♪ We gonna be on top ♪

- ♪ Treat 'em like Instagram ♪

both: ♪ Profile blocked ♪

- Ooh, ain't nobody better than my sister.

- My sister all that and a bag of chips.

both: ♪ And together, we so hot, hot, hot, hot, hot ♪

♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

- ♪ My number one squeeze ♪

♪ She like to call me Thelma and she Louise ♪

- ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

♪ She make me complete ♪

♪ She call me Doja 'cause she's such a Saweetie ♪

- ♪ H.B.F. ♪

♪ My ride-or-die G ♪

♪ We're twinning just like Mary-Kate and Ashley ♪

- ♪ She my H.B.F. ♪

♪ I know she got me ♪

♪ We scissor sisters, and we having a kiki ♪

[laughter and applause]

- Abso-fucking-lutely.

Oh, my God.

- [laughs]

- Oh, my God.

- Next, "Dreamin' of Me"

by April Carrión and Salina EsTitties.

[phone line rings]

- Hello?

- Is this EsTitties?

- Which flavor of the month is this--June, May?

- It's April, and I'm no fool.

So stop sleeping with my man.

- Girl, I'm not sleeping with your man.

He's sleeping with me.

- I smelled your rotten taste

all over him last night.

- Well, take a big whiff,

'cause I'm not going anywhere.

- ♪ I heard you get round like a taxi ♪

♪ With that face, you can only do it doggy ♪

♪ Woof, woof ♪

♪ Because of you, I got an STD ♪

- ♪ Carry on, pack it up ♪

♪ Find a new man ♪

♪ 'Cause you can't keep him home at night ♪

♪ You can't milk him, make him jiggle like I can ♪

- ♪ Oh, God ♪

both: ♪ You can have him for now ♪

♪ But his heart is not free ♪

♪ 'Cause when he's sleeping with you ♪

♪ He's dreamin' of me ♪

♪ He might answer your calls ♪

♪ But you're not what he needs ♪

♪ 'Cause when he's sleeping with you ♪

♪ He's dreamin' of me ♪

- ♪ I keep him fed ♪

♪ I'm always glazed like a doughnut ♪

- ♪ Got him screaming EsTitties ♪

♪ When I get him on his knees ♪

- ♪Que estupida ♪

♪ Find your own man ♪

♪ That's my papi ♪

- ♪ But his hands are all up on my body ♪

♪ 'Cause he wants my coochie ♪

- ♪ My EsCoochie ♪

both: ♪ You can have him for now ♪

♪ But his heart is not free ♪

♪ 'Cause when he's sleeping with you ♪

♪ He's dreamin' of me ♪

♪ He might answer your calls ♪

- ♪ Answer your calls ♪

both: ♪ But you're not what he needs ♪

- ♪ No, no, no ♪

both: ♪ 'Cause when he's sleeping with you ♪

♪ He's dreamin' of me ♪

[voicemail beeps]

- I'm sorry.

The mailbox you're trying to reach

is full, bitch.

[laughter and applause]

- Yeah.

- Yes.

- And our final nominee,

"Hoes Before Bros"

by Aura Mayari and Crystal Methyd.

- Please stand by for this important message about hoes.

both: ♪ Take some advice from a queen that knows ♪

♪ When it comes to men, sis ♪

♪ Hoes before bros ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ Hoes before bros ♪

- ♪ Hoes before bros - ♪ Hoes before bros ♪

- ♪ I know that jaws are gon' be stuck ♪

♪ On the floor when we walk in ♪

♪ They stalkin', crawlin' ♪

♪ Ew, sister, is that your ex? ♪

- ♪ I've had enough of dirty misters ♪

♪ Giving me blisters ♪

- ♪ You better get that checked, sis ♪

- ♪ Ow ♪

both: ♪ Take some advice from a queen that knows ♪

♪ When it comes to men, sis ♪

♪ Hoes before bros ♪

♪ They'll love and leave you 'cause that's how it goes ♪

♪ When it comes to men, sis ♪

♪ Hoes before bros ♪

- ♪ When the bros think they the shit ♪

♪ I've seen your stick, and it ain't that thick ♪

♪ Have you seen my thighs and cheeks? ♪

♪ Don't touch ♪

♪ I'll break you freaks ♪

- ♪ Do I look like a booty call? ♪

♪ I'm tired of men ♪

♪ Get rid of 'em all ♪

♪ Big balls, nice and tall ♪

♪ Boy, I don't care ♪

♪ Let's go to the mall ♪

- ♪ Oh, you broke-ass trashy bitches ♪

♪ Please don't call me crying ♪

- ♪ I blocked your number ♪

♪ You're cheating and lying ♪

♪ ♪

both: ♪ I'm done with trying ♪

♪ Take some advice from a queen that knows ♪

♪ When it comes to men, sis ♪

♪ Hoes before bros ♪

♪ They'll love and leave you 'cause that's how it goes ♪

♪ When it comes to men, sis ♪

♪ Hoes before bros ♪

- ♪ Bros ♪

both: ♪ Hoes before bros ♪

[laughter and applause]

- The All-Star duets are available

right now to stream and download.

♪ Mother of the house ♪

Category is You Butter Ask Somebody.

Up first, Vivacious.

- Ooh. - Gorgeous.

- So pretty.

- The story that I am telling is a futuristic

butter yellow alien.

- Butter has arrived.

- My headpiece is coifed up,

and I am giving you a neckline that goes

all the way down to the back.

I want them to feel drama.

I want them to see something so unexpected and so random

that they'll be like, ooh, I didn't know

Vivacious was capable of that.

Ooh. Work, bitch.

- It's not nice to fool Mother Nature.

♪ Bitch, get back when I step on the runway ♪

Up next, Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

Ooh, that Jiffy Pop's about to blow.

- Baby, take me to a crab boil.

Dip your crab legs in me, honey, 'cause the butter

is melted and it got some seasoning.

- It's big Silk with the buttermilk.

- Yes, honey.

I'm taking her to Lobster Fest.

- Ha!

- Look at my body, baby.

This shape is proportioned.

I feel delicious.

I look delicious.

The butter stick is oozing and goozing all over me.

Get into it.

- ♪ Mother of the house ♪

Up next, April Carrión.

- Coco, coco, coco, coco.

Vejigante come coco.

- Ah.

- I am un Vejigante, a very iconic character

in the Puerto Rican bomba,

which is a very traditional Puerto Rican dance.

- Nobody does it butter.

- And with this look, I am really

doing a marriage of two things I love,

which is Puerto Rican culture and queerness.

And I want to invoke that happiness and freedom

that there is in the bomba dancing.

- She got me all horned up over here.

- Mm.

More like greased up.

Up next, Salina EsTitties.

- She likes to spread 'em.

- Yes.

- So my butter runway, you know, I was

gonna go the obvious route with doing something

with butter, but I was like, let me dedicate

this runway to my mommy.

So I have the giant tulips, her favorite flower.

My titties are showing very sexy-like.

I got this sickening wig.

I look glamour puss.

- You butter work.

- I feel my mommy with me in this moment.

I know she's saying, I'm so proud of you, baby.

Even though my titties are showing, I know she loves it.

[laughs]

- I like big butters, and I cannot lie.

- Uh-huh.

♪ Bitch, get back when I step on the runway ♪

Up next, Aura Mayari.

- It's raining butter.

- Mm. All that butter.

- I am this beautiful Filipina

from maybe the '50s, maybe the '60s.

It's giving very traditional Filipino attire.

- On Wednesdays, we wear a butter yellow.

[laughter]

- I have butterfly sleeves, which is a very formal wear

for women in the Philippines.

It's giving so dainty and so feminine.

See, I can be a lady, and I can be dainty.

- She made her butter the old-fashioned way.

- How's that? - She churned it.

- Ah, yes, she did.

- ♪ Mother of the house, house ♪

Up next, Crystal Methyd.

- This is Homer Simpson's cousin, Butter Simpson.

- Uh-huh.

- I am a stick of butter

fresh from Crystal's Creamery.

I'm wearing a full vinyl gown.

I really wanted to mimic the shine

that a stick of butter has.

- I can't believe that ain't butter.

[laughter]

- It's sleek and kind of, like, reserved for me.

I'm just ready to melt on your tongue.

- Shout-out to all the cows.

- Without you, there would be no butter.

- There would be no butter.

♪ Mother of the house, house ♪

[laughing]

[laughing]

Welcome, queens.

Tonight, "Tournament of All Stars" rules

are in full effect.

I'll name the top two All Stars of the week,

and each will receive two points.

Then the top two will lip-sync for their chance

to win $10,000

and one coveted extra point.

Remember, at the end of this bracket,

only the top two queens with the most points

will continue on to the semifinals,

with the chance to ultimately win $200,000.

Now it's time for the judges' critiques,

starting with "H.B.F."

First up, Vivacious.

Welcome back.

- Season 6, 13 years ago.

- Oh, my God.

So this is kind of like a bat mitzvah for you.

- A bat mitzvah, a quinceañera, a reunion.

- This look tonight is amazing.

But that lip does not work for me, because that's all I see.

Maybe, like, a liner just blending into it

would make it a bit more subtle

so we can see more of your face,

not just bah, it's my lip.

- You have such a strength about you when you perform.

You're very grounded in your body,

which is really, really fun to watch.

- Thank you.

- I did sense a little bit of nervousness in the beginning.

- You were a little stiff tonight.

What was that about?

- Um--

- Don't tell me osteoporosis.

- Well, child, you know, when your mother dust,

it might show up one day, so here I am.

- Yes, I know.

It's knocking on everybody's door.

- Knock, knock, honey.

[laughter]

I've still got my AARP card.

[laughter] - Yes, get those discounts.

- Yes, honey.

- Up next, the Dr. Reverend Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

- Big Silk with the skim milk.

- Oh, it's the 2% milk. - Oh, OK. There we go.

- We ain't at skim yet.

I'm working on it.

It's 2%, baby.

- I'm telling you, this look is gorgeous.

I love this bodysuit.

And I love that you came out in the big thing of butter.

It's so Silky.

You're so over the top.

And it's so drag.

- You stole the show a little bit.

Not mad at ya.

It is a duet.

But I wish you would have figured out

the hair in front of your face

and the lipstick situation in front of the fan.

But all in all, I loved what you did,

and your energy was amazing.

- Tonight, you are delivering on all levels.

- One quick question, Mama Ru.

Is it crown-worthy?

[laughter]

Give me my points, Mother.

Don't leave it in these girls' hand.

Give me my points, Mother.

[laughter]

- Next, "Dreamin' of Me."

Let's start with April Carrión.

- This outfit, I'm assuming, has something

to do with Puerto Rico.

- Yeah, it's representing a camp figure

for a dance called bomba.

But it's not very queer-friendly.

So I decided to take that and make it my own.

- I love that.

- Also, this headpiece is stunning.

- Ay, gracias.

- It's so, so beautiful.

The thing that I remember most about your performance,

your lines are really clean.

You understand your body as a performer so well.

- I think one of my favorite verses tonight

was, I heard you get around like a taxi.

With a face like that, you can only do it doggy.

I mean, from the top, it was on and popping.

- You're not a singer-singer.

But anything I threw at you, you tried.

And you know what?

It ended up just fine.

It ended up being where it needed to be.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- Up next, Salina EsTitties.

- First thing, not to objectify you, EsTitties are here.

I'm seeing them. I'm loving them.

- Our nipples are actually looking at each other

right now. - They're on 10.

Both headlights.

- Thank you.

- This right here is gorgeous to me.

It looks like a sculpture.

Every flower perfectly placed.

I love that you did this updo with the half-moons.

It's perfect.

And then the performance,

you killed it.

- Salina, what I noticed recording with you

is the growth in you.

There was a calmness.

There was a happiness.

- There is a lightness to you this time around.

- You know, when I left for season 15,

my mom, she had beat cancer twice at that point.

And she was like, I'm good. I'm fine.

But she was dying. - Yeah.

- You know?

So that was really, I think, why I was so discombobulated.

So tonight, this-- my mom loved tulips.

So this is for my mom.

- Thank you.

Next up, "Hoes Before Bros," starting with Aura Mayari.

Aura, bitch, you can sing.

- Oh, thanks.

- The texture and the restraint

and how you navigate and maneuver that voice

was very impressive in this number.

- I thought you were so good when you were being a bro

when you were rapping.

That was so fun and refreshing to see.

- When y'all came through that door, the energy blew me back.

Like, y'all started at a high and went higher.

- What's your dance background?

- I just grew up dancing for fun

but never had any type of training.

- You're so fucking clean. - Thank you.

- Like, it feels intoxicating to watch.

- And tonight, you look absolutely stunning.

This kind of traditional Filipino butterfly sleeve.

And you've got the parasol.

The whole dress is absolutely gorgeous.

Really well done.

- Thank you so much.

- Well, here she is, y'all.

Crystal Methyd.

- Hello, Ru.

- Oh, my gosh.

This look is so chic.

It looks like Jeremy Scott for Moschino.

It has the humor, but it also has

the high-fashion silhouette.

Very sophisticated.

Very Crystal Methyd.

- I'm gonna be honest, the performance, you blew me away.

You stood right there, neck to neck with Aura.

- Performing on set pieces that move,

you need a lot of core--

more than you think.

Believe you me. - I figured that out, yeah.

- More than you think. Yeah. So kudos to you both.

- On your season, you weren't the strongest dancer,

if I remember correctly.

- No.

- It was wonderful to see.

It was like, whoa, I didn't see it coming,

but I'm sure glad it did.

- Thank you.

- Thank you, All Stars.

I think we've heard enough.

While you untuck backstage,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

So just between us squirrel friends,

what do you think?

Now, we are looking for the top two All Stars of the week.

First up, Vivacious and Silky Nutmeg Ganache.

- First of all, it's so great to see Vivacious back.

However, I think she was a little stiff

and a little bit nervous.

- But then it started to loosen up

through the performance,

and it's not easy to step up to Silky's level.

- They were sort of, like, playing into each other's maybe

strengths and weaknesses, which I love when somebody

50/50's the other one out.

- But I think that Vivacious could have

tried a little harder.

Next, April Carrión and Salina EsTitties.

- I thought it was a good night for both of them.

I was so happy to see 'em connect.

- They really complement each other very well.

- You know, I could hear in some of April's vocals

where it was a little-- you know, she was pushing it,

but it actually ultimately worked out.

- They looked good, the choreography was tight,

and they both looked adorable here on the main stage.

I thought they were wonderful together.

- Aura and Crystal.

- They really, really complemented each other well.

And I also think they were really

very strong movers, if not dancers, which I really liked.

- Agree.

- They were like, OK, Mel and Kim, OK, Bardo.

Like, it was actually a duo.

Do you know what I mean? - Yeah.

- It felt like a modern-day Weather Girls, you know?

Because they came out here with such a purpose

and such an objective that I was buying it

from the very beginning.

- Absolutely.

- Silence.

I've made my decision.

Bring back my All Stars.

Welcome back, queens.

Now, based on your duet performances

and your runway presentations, I've made some decisions.

[dramatic music]

This year, the Shablammy Award for Best Duet goes to...

♪ ♪

Aura Mayari and Crystal Methyd.

Condragulations.

You're the top two All Stars of the week,

and you've each earned two points.

Will the rest of you please step to the back of the stage?

[tense music]

♪ ♪

Aura and Crystal, this week,

you made beautiful music together.

Tonight, there can only be one winner.

Two All Stars stand before me.

Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000,

and earn a coveted extra point

in the "Tournament of All Stars."

♪ ♪

The time has come for you

to Lip Sync for Your Legacy.

♪ ♪

- I'm gonna do whatever it takes.

I don't care if I'm doing a split, which I can't do,

but I'ma do it just to show the judges that

I deserve that extra point.

- Although Aura has quickly become one of my close sisters

in this competition, it's time to, um, put her in her place.

- Good luck,

and don't fuck it up.

- ♪ It's raining, raining ♪

♪ Oh, rain ♪

♪ There's nothing left for us ♪

♪ Here, mm ♪

♪ And we won't waste ♪

♪ Another ♪

♪ Tear ♪

♪ Ah, yeah ♪

♪ ♪

♪ If you've had enough ♪

♪ Don't put up with his stuff ♪

♪ Don't you do it ♪

♪ Now, if you've had your fill ♪

♪ Get the check, pay the bill ♪

♪ You can do it ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Tell him to just get out ♪

♪ Nothing left to talk about ♪

♪ Pack his raincoat ♪

♪ Show him out ♪

♪ Just look him in the eye and simply shout ♪

♪ Enough is enough is enough ♪

♪ I can't go on ♪

♪ I can't go on no more, no ♪

♪ Enough is enough is enough ♪

♪ I want him out ♪

♪ I want him out that door now ♪

♪ My love ♪

♪ I had no choice from the start ♪

♪ My love, my love ♪

♪ I've got to listen to my heart ♪

♪ Tearing us apart ♪

- Turn it up, bitch!

Turn it up, bitch!

- ♪ No more tears ♪

♪ ♪

- Come on, give it to us, baby.

Give it to us.

All right.

- Hey, hey.

- ♪ No more tears ♪

♪ Enough is enough ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

♪ Is enough ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

♪ You've had it, he's had it ♪

♪ No more tears ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

♪ Is enough ♪

♪ Is enough is enough ♪

- All right.

[laughter and applause]

- All Stars, I've made my decision.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

Crystal Methyd, condragulations.

You're a winner, baby.

- Yes.

- You've earned a cash tip of $10,000.

- Perfect.

- Plus tickets for you and your friends

to see "Stop! That! Train!,"

in theaters June 12th.

Plus an extra point, which gives you a total

of three points.

- Just the amount of legs I have.

- Vivacious, Silky, April, Salina,

please step to the front of the stage.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

All Stars, with great power comes great responsibility.

Each week, the bottom four queens

will each receive one point.

But you cannot keep the point for yourself.

You must give it away to the All Star

you believe is the MVQ,

the Most Valuable Queen, of the week.

Choose wisely, because at the end of this bracket,

the two queens with the most points

will move on to the semifinals.

And the other queens will be eliminated.

Condragulations, All Stars.

And remember, if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?

all: Amen.

- All right, now let the music play.

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't, oh ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't ♪

♪ Good luck, baby ♪

♪ Good luck, and don't eff it up, up, up ♪

[rock music]