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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,150 --> 00:00:02,653 {\an8}CRAVE ORIGINAL SERIES 2 00:00:10,285 --> 00:00:11,828 If someone had told me 3 00:00:11,828 --> 00:00:15,665 a few years ago that I would end up here with my best friend, 4 00:00:15,791 --> 00:00:17,626 in flowing skirts... 5 00:00:18,126 --> 00:00:20,712 I would never have believed them. 6 00:00:20,837 --> 00:00:23,632 Remember when we used to get drunk on cooking wine? 7 00:00:23,632 --> 00:00:26,093 Look at us now, owning our own vineyard! 8 00:00:26,093 --> 00:00:30,013 Life is full of surprises. -We're literally living our dream, people! 9 00:00:34,810 --> 00:00:40,899 All of this, thanks to good ol' Gladys. -Who's having her own kind of special day. 10 00:00:41,024 --> 00:00:41,942 Condolences! 11 00:00:55,956 --> 00:00:59,209 Is it me or are all your friends super boring? 12 00:00:59,334 --> 00:01:00,585 That's Lise Bouchard, 65, Marie-Lyne's mom. 13 00:01:00,711 --> 00:01:02,129 LISE "LIVE WIRE" BOUCHARD 14 00:01:02,129 --> 00:01:04,965 She's so proud of her daughter, she's her #1 fan. 15 00:01:04,965 --> 00:01:08,176 She's a retired accountant who's somewhat hyper. 16 00:01:08,176 --> 00:01:11,972 Lise craves attention, especiallyfrom her daughter. 17 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:14,725 Oh and she can be a lot when she's ready to party. 18 00:01:14,725 --> 00:01:19,896 Hey, this party's a bore! Where's my Ravi and his laughter-inducing weed? 19 00:01:20,022 --> 00:01:22,399 Not now, Mom. We're at Gladys's funeral. 20 00:01:22,649 --> 00:01:24,234 But it's your housewarming! 21 00:01:24,234 --> 00:01:27,154 Couldn't they have moved it to another day? Poor baby. 22 00:01:27,154 --> 00:01:30,907 After all the bad news you've had. -What bad news? 23 00:01:30,907 --> 00:01:34,161 Just an ingrown toenail, not World War II. 24 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:37,205 - It wasn't a pretty sight. - Sure wasn't. 25 00:01:37,205 --> 00:01:40,000 Don't worry about your show. For all we know, 26 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,378 producers are fighting over the privilege of working with you! 27 00:01:43,920 --> 00:01:48,091 Isn't hosting one talk show enough? -Sure is! Don't know what she's going on-- 28 00:01:48,216 --> 00:01:51,470 Is NadÃ.ge coming? -No. She's in Finland for a conference 29 00:01:51,595 --> 00:01:53,680 - on renewable energy. - She's so busy! 30 00:01:53,805 --> 00:01:55,182 Busy as a bee. 31 00:01:55,182 --> 00:01:58,101 Have you seen the cold buffet over there? 32 00:01:58,101 --> 00:02:00,437 - It's for the funeral, McFly. - Funeral? 33 00:02:00,729 --> 00:02:01,938 - Yeah. - Oh! 34 00:02:01,938 --> 00:02:04,191 That explains the morbid flowers! -And the urn, 35 00:02:04,191 --> 00:02:08,070 and the sad music that's been playing on the speakers for two hours. 36 00:02:09,821 --> 00:02:12,449 This is such a reckless purchase, 37 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,243 but what a great venue for your wedding, Eve. 38 00:02:15,243 --> 00:02:17,788 If I get married. This is hypothetical. 39 00:02:17,788 --> 00:02:20,290 But yes, it is a beautiful spot for a wedding. 40 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:22,876 - Hey, it's Ravi! - Hi! 41 00:02:28,298 --> 00:02:30,425 You didn't tell ML about your wedding? 42 00:02:30,676 --> 00:02:32,469 Won't she find it strange 43 00:02:32,594 --> 00:02:37,015 to be asked to go shopping for a corseted, sleeveless, high-slit wedding dress? 44 00:02:37,015 --> 00:02:41,895 It's not the right time. It's our first day as wine-growers, I'll tell her later. 45 00:02:42,980 --> 00:02:46,108 BTW, nice dress! So, you do listen to me! -Yeah! 46 00:02:46,108 --> 00:02:50,153 What? -You didn't tell Eve your show got canned? 47 00:02:50,278 --> 00:02:54,157 It's not the right time. She'll flip out if she finds out I lost my job. 48 00:02:54,282 --> 00:02:57,828 You're Québec's biggest star! It'll be all over the internet. 49 00:02:57,953 --> 00:03:00,455 - I'm not the biggest star. - Top 3, then. 50 00:03:00,455 --> 00:03:04,000 Nope, but thanks. I haven't figured out what to do, so butt out! 51 00:03:04,126 --> 00:03:06,044 - OK? - What? I would never. 52 00:03:06,169 --> 00:03:07,170 Sure, c'mon. 53 00:03:10,465 --> 00:03:12,259 You look great in that skirt! 54 00:03:12,259 --> 00:03:13,802 - Hi! - Hey! 55 00:03:13,802 --> 00:03:15,429 - Lise! - Hi, Ravi! 56 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:19,224 - Don't forget... - I never travel without. 57 00:03:19,349 --> 00:03:21,226 - Dead lady food? - Um, no thanks. 58 00:03:21,351 --> 00:03:24,187 Did you pick up a hitchhiker or is he for ML? 59 00:03:24,187 --> 00:03:28,066 Nah, he's my buddy. No Martin? I miss his drab know-it-all vibe. 60 00:03:28,066 --> 00:03:32,529 Watch it. You're talking about Eve's common-law partner. 61 00:03:32,779 --> 00:03:34,364 As least for now! 62 00:03:34,489 --> 00:03:36,158 When's he getting here? 63 00:03:36,158 --> 00:03:39,828 What do you mean, 'when'? -Like in, when is he getting here 64 00:03:39,828 --> 00:03:43,749 to lecture us about the wine he can't drink because of his acid reflux. 65 00:03:43,874 --> 00:03:48,128 He's busy and can't come. -Is there another sale on pork chops? 66 00:03:49,546 --> 00:03:50,756 - Hey, girls! - What? 67 00:03:50,756 --> 00:03:52,674 - I got something for you two. - OK! 68 00:03:53,091 --> 00:03:55,635 Remember when you told me to find a goal and projects? 69 00:03:56,053 --> 00:03:59,765 Absolutely. -Well, it didn't fall on stoned ears. 70 00:03:59,890 --> 00:04:01,016 I had... 71 00:04:01,016 --> 00:04:03,727 - a business epiphany! - You're kidding. 72 00:04:03,852 --> 00:04:05,312 It's a... 73 00:04:06,021 --> 00:04:07,272 cleaning business! 74 00:04:07,397 --> 00:04:08,357 - Oh! - Right? 75 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:10,484 The Golden Duster! We offer 76 00:04:11,026 --> 00:04:16,114 a discreet, turnkey service. My buddy's my first employee. This is Paco! 77 00:04:16,239 --> 00:04:18,909 - Hi. - You're my first clients! 78 00:04:18,909 --> 00:04:21,286 Oh, so a... cleaning business. 79 00:04:21,286 --> 00:04:24,790 Housework. Done exclusively by men. 80 00:04:24,915 --> 00:04:29,086 Your dad will be so proud. Didn't he want you to become a surgeon? 81 00:04:29,211 --> 00:04:32,130 I could make it big... It's a super surgical line of work! 82 00:04:32,255 --> 00:04:35,384 I haven't told my dad, so zip it. -OK! 83 00:04:35,384 --> 00:04:38,595 I'm like a proud mama with zero expectations for her son. 84 00:04:38,595 --> 00:04:40,806 - Aw, thanks! - I'm proud of you too 85 00:04:40,931 --> 00:04:45,394 but buying a vineyard put us in the red, so we can't afford a cleaning man... 86 00:04:45,394 --> 00:04:50,774 No, that's my gift! Paco is gonna clean the whole place before the grand opening 87 00:04:50,774 --> 00:04:53,986 for free! A gift from the Golden Duster! -Thanks, Paco! 88 00:04:54,111 --> 00:04:56,196 Could you also detail Ravi's car? 89 00:04:56,321 --> 00:04:59,491 Last time I was in your car, I sat in shepherd's pie. 90 00:04:59,616 --> 00:05:02,452 Who eats shepherd's pie while driving? -Ravi does. 91 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:25,058 My condolences, Marc... and... everybody. 92 00:05:26,268 --> 00:05:29,062 Now that you've had time to say goodbye to Gladys, 93 00:05:29,062 --> 00:05:31,148 we've heard enough funeral songs. 94 00:05:36,278 --> 00:05:37,279 Fhank you 95 00:05:38,113 --> 00:05:39,990 eferybody for... 96 00:05:40,115 --> 00:05:41,992 faying a last goodbye 97 00:05:41,992 --> 00:05:45,620 to fhe fantaftic woman that was Gladys. 98 00:05:55,005 --> 00:05:56,048 Who's this? 99 00:05:56,673 --> 00:06:00,177 Dunno but I bet she'll mention angels. -I'll take that action. 100 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:04,181 OK, bye. Yeah... 101 00:06:07,976 --> 00:06:09,061 Oh my, it's... 102 00:06:09,061 --> 00:06:11,355 - my sister Karen! - Who? 103 00:06:11,480 --> 00:06:12,272 My sister. 104 00:06:13,148 --> 00:06:15,275 Mom and her hadn't spoken for years. 105 00:06:16,193 --> 00:06:17,486 What is fhe doing here? 106 00:06:18,612 --> 00:06:20,113 - Hello. - Hello. 107 00:06:21,615 --> 00:06:24,201 Eve CÃ'té, Marie-Lyne Joncas. We bought the place. 108 00:06:24,326 --> 00:06:25,577 I know we like to introduce you to newcharacters, but we don't know her. 109 00:06:25,702 --> 00:06:28,497 {\an8}KAREN "WE DON'T KNOW HER!!!" 110 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:33,335 But that won't stop us from judging her hippie outfit. 111 00:06:33,335 --> 00:06:35,671 Karen. This was my mother's vineyard. 112 00:06:36,046 --> 00:06:39,216 You're Gladys's daughter. My sympathies, 113 00:06:39,216 --> 00:06:40,592 - our sympathies. - Yeah. 114 00:06:41,051 --> 00:06:45,180 I'm not here to say goodbye. No, we'll meet again in heaven, 115 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:48,517 - when the angels reunite us. - Within the first minute. 116 00:06:48,517 --> 00:06:51,353 I'm exercising my rights and claiming what's mine. 117 00:06:51,353 --> 00:06:54,231 Marc's handling all her personal effects. 118 00:06:54,356 --> 00:06:58,193 If you're looking for a mahogany jewellery box, we haven't seen it. 119 00:06:58,193 --> 00:06:59,861 Or the rings that were inside. 120 00:07:00,237 --> 00:07:03,365 I have my mom's handwritten will, her holograph will. 121 00:07:03,365 --> 00:07:06,410 We sympathize with what you're going through 122 00:07:06,410 --> 00:07:09,496 but if you want our help, use words we can understand. 123 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:12,124 - Speak for yourself. - You're clueless too! 124 00:07:12,249 --> 00:07:15,293 Remember when Celine Dion sang with a dead Elvis? 125 00:07:15,293 --> 00:07:17,713 He was right there as a holograph. 126 00:07:18,755 --> 00:07:22,551 Fhe can't just faltz in here. Fhe never even fent Mom a birfhday card. 127 00:07:22,551 --> 00:07:25,095 I don't know how fhe found out fhat Mom died. 128 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:27,431 And whaf fhe fuck is fhat will? 129 00:07:27,431 --> 00:07:31,601 It states that she inherited the cellar, and the bottles inside it. 130 00:07:31,727 --> 00:07:34,938 So, our revenue for the next six months. 131 00:07:35,063 --> 00:07:38,108 And so... um, like, 132 00:07:39,443 --> 00:07:40,277 never mind. 133 00:07:40,402 --> 00:07:41,278 OK. 134 00:07:41,403 --> 00:07:43,655 This will was made six months after Marc's. 135 00:07:43,780 --> 00:07:46,742 It can be challenged, but that takes time and money. 136 00:07:47,159 --> 00:07:51,163 And... that takes time and money, so... 137 00:07:51,288 --> 00:07:55,667 Do you want me to go and talk to her? I'm told my energy turns people away. 138 00:07:55,667 --> 00:07:59,129 I'll go with you. She doesn't scare me. -Watch out... 139 00:07:59,254 --> 00:08:01,298 She's deceitful and manipulative. 140 00:08:01,298 --> 00:08:04,343 I spent a year at the police academy, and she's feisty. 141 00:08:04,468 --> 00:08:06,511 Tell me, who's scary now? 142 00:08:06,511 --> 00:08:09,389 Who's this walking around butt naked? 143 00:08:10,474 --> 00:08:13,268 What the hell, Ravi? Why is Paco in the buff? 144 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:16,521 Ah, that's my feminist statement. I thought, 145 00:08:16,647 --> 00:08:19,399 women deserve a treat after all they've endured. 146 00:08:19,399 --> 00:08:21,985 I had a brainstorm! Cleaning men 147 00:08:22,110 --> 00:08:23,695 but naked! 148 00:08:23,820 --> 00:08:27,199 - And Paco's my most exhibitionist buddy. - Great concept! 149 00:08:27,324 --> 00:08:29,201 On behalf of all women, thank you. 150 00:08:29,326 --> 00:08:31,495 Yeah, amazing but not right now. 151 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:32,496 OK? 152 00:08:32,621 --> 00:08:33,622 Sorry, Marc. 153 00:08:34,706 --> 00:08:37,542 Hey, thanks for this unforgettable dusting session! 154 00:08:37,668 --> 00:08:41,713 But not right now. So, take your dick and go clean somewhere else. 155 00:08:41,713 --> 00:08:43,340 We're grieving here. 156 00:08:47,219 --> 00:08:51,390 Mom, I see this as the key to your heart and I vow to honour your legacy. 157 00:08:51,390 --> 00:08:53,809 I'll be the good cop, you the bad cop. 158 00:08:54,226 --> 00:08:56,311 Hi, Karen. We're a bit confused because 159 00:08:56,311 --> 00:08:59,398 Marc told us you you had no contact with your mother. 160 00:08:59,398 --> 00:09:02,150 The vineyard we bought came with a wine cellar, 161 00:09:02,150 --> 00:09:04,569 so step off before we come to blows. 162 00:09:06,154 --> 00:09:08,657 Marc didn't know Mom and I recently reconnected. 163 00:09:08,782 --> 00:09:12,786 So, you're a liar too? Do you know how much we spent on this, Karen? 164 00:09:13,161 --> 00:09:16,331 - And the sacrifices we-- - OK, OK, enough! 165 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:17,416 Sorry. 166 00:09:18,500 --> 00:09:21,503 Tell us about your mother, Karen. And feel free to cry. 167 00:09:21,503 --> 00:09:24,464 I cut ties with her when she said I couldn't marry Eric. 168 00:09:24,464 --> 00:09:27,259 That sucks. We don't choose whom we love. 169 00:09:27,259 --> 00:09:29,553 She thought it was just a sex thing. 170 00:09:29,553 --> 00:09:33,765 - Moms always worry, right? - Ugh! We all have a past, Karen! 171 00:09:33,890 --> 00:09:37,769 Write a book, start a podcast, take hormones, but we don't give a fuck! 172 00:09:37,769 --> 00:09:39,354 - Excuse me? - Too harsh? 173 00:09:39,479 --> 00:09:41,356 - Lemme handle it. - OK. 174 00:09:41,356 --> 00:09:43,692 - But I've got my eye on you! - Excuse us. 175 00:09:43,692 --> 00:09:46,778 - Excuse her. She's... - I don't like her energy. 176 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:50,198 So, you and your mother? 177 00:09:50,198 --> 00:09:53,618 You have to tell her your talk show got cancelled! 178 00:09:54,745 --> 00:09:57,289 Lies lead to bickering, to another breakup, 179 00:09:57,289 --> 00:09:59,124 and to everyone losing money! 180 00:09:59,124 --> 00:10:01,626 You, me... 181 00:10:01,752 --> 00:10:03,045 Me. 182 00:10:03,045 --> 00:10:05,714 I never lied to her. I didn't say I still had my talk show. 183 00:10:05,714 --> 00:10:09,176 But she thinks you do, and therefore have the means 184 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:13,305 to fund this ridiculous idea of producing wine in a subarctic climate! 185 00:10:13,430 --> 00:10:17,726 I'll have you know this is a 'continental zone'. And there's no need to tell Eve 186 00:10:17,726 --> 00:10:20,354 because you'll get me a new project! Right? 187 00:10:20,479 --> 00:10:22,814 She's one of our biggest stars! -Mom! 188 00:10:22,814 --> 00:10:24,983 - I'm not but thanks. - ML, 189 00:10:24,983 --> 00:10:27,402 I always saw you as leading this duo. 190 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:30,364 - Of course. - But it's all over the internet. 191 00:10:30,989 --> 00:10:34,910 Eve is bound to find out. -Not if she doesn't have her phone! 192 00:10:35,035 --> 00:10:36,745 - Did you steal her phone? - Yeah! 193 00:10:36,745 --> 00:10:40,040 Oh my God! Great initiative! You're good! 194 00:10:40,457 --> 00:10:42,584 Good or ridiculous? Depends who you ask... 195 00:10:42,584 --> 00:10:46,046 It was either that or gouging her eyes out, so! 196 00:10:46,463 --> 00:10:48,548 Now I know where you get your fire from. 197 00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,009 - What are you doing? - Unlocking her phone-- 198 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:52,719 Don't! It's private! 199 00:10:52,844 --> 00:10:54,304 Plus, I know her code. 200 00:10:54,429 --> 00:10:56,056 Ah, it's locked. 201 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:58,976 I know! Too many failed attempts. Hey, 202 00:10:59,267 --> 00:11:00,727 gimme a drag! I'm frazzled! 203 00:11:01,895 --> 00:11:04,731 The only thing I want is to stop Eve from going online 204 00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:08,777 and reading about ML's talk show. -Even I can see it's a terrible plan. 205 00:11:08,777 --> 00:11:12,698 Thank you, Ravi. Finally someone who hasn't completely lost it! 206 00:11:12,698 --> 00:11:15,659 It's only for now. I'll tell her in due time. 207 00:11:15,659 --> 00:11:17,786 But now just... OK? 208 00:11:17,911 --> 00:11:21,498 Don't say anything. I'm in enough hot water as it is. 209 00:11:22,541 --> 00:11:27,337 Eric was involved in organized crime, but he had such a beautiful aura. 210 00:11:27,337 --> 00:11:29,548 Did Gladys eventually warm up to him? 211 00:11:29,548 --> 00:11:31,842 - Eric died. - Murdered? Shot? 212 00:11:31,967 --> 00:11:34,720 No. Heart attack. In his mistress's bed. 213 00:11:35,929 --> 00:11:38,724 But I'm not worried, I'll see him again in the after-life. 214 00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:41,643 Sure, with the angels and everything. 215 00:11:41,643 --> 00:11:45,731 Speaking of secrets, I'm also getting married but I haven't told ML yet. 216 00:11:45,731 --> 00:11:48,734 We just got back together and we're really close now. 217 00:11:49,568 --> 00:11:51,945 - What's his name? - Martin. 218 00:11:53,447 --> 00:11:55,657 Sorry, it... I miss my Eric. 219 00:11:56,742 --> 00:12:00,078 He's always on my mind. He was... my great love. 220 00:12:00,078 --> 00:12:02,748 Is it the same with you and Martin? 221 00:12:03,623 --> 00:12:04,624 Kinda. 222 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,669 I'm thirsty. Let's drink a bottle from the cellar. 223 00:12:07,669 --> 00:12:10,589 We can drink wine together but not my wine. 224 00:12:11,506 --> 00:12:13,675 Wine that's not your wine. 225 00:12:15,010 --> 00:12:18,180 I never expected having a hard time finding wine on a vineyard. 226 00:12:18,305 --> 00:12:19,264 Funny. 227 00:12:19,389 --> 00:12:20,807 Be right back. 228 00:12:25,604 --> 00:12:27,564 - Hey. - Hey. So, did you break her? 229 00:12:27,689 --> 00:12:31,735 I'm trying active listening first but damn, she's stroking 230 00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:36,490 the key around her neck like it's a clit. -Did she spit on it first? 231 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,535 No? Anyone? 232 00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:43,455 Has anyone seen my phone? 233 00:12:43,580 --> 00:12:45,290 - Your phone? No... - That sucks. 234 00:12:45,415 --> 00:12:49,503 Have you seen it? -Let's take the bottles out of the cellar! 235 00:12:49,503 --> 00:12:51,797 I'm sure she has no idea how many there are. 236 00:12:51,797 --> 00:12:54,424 We'll distract her while you grab most of 'em. 237 00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:55,967 - Not bad! - Yeah! 238 00:12:58,762 --> 00:13:01,765 Tommy-Jay Labonté, 39. Gladys's neighbour. 239 00:13:01,890 --> 00:13:02,599 A local brewer whose eyes instantly flood your basement, 240 00:13:02,599 --> 00:13:05,644 {\an8}TOMMY-JAY "THE HUNK" LABONTÃ% 241 00:13:05,769 --> 00:13:08,897 A real charmer. On paper, the perfect bate for ML's puss. 242 00:13:08,897 --> 00:13:09,898 Hi. 243 00:13:10,649 --> 00:13:11,400 Hi. 244 00:13:12,734 --> 00:13:16,530 Hi. Are you a friend of Gladys's? -Tommy-Jay Labonté, owner of Abracadabrew, 245 00:13:16,655 --> 00:13:18,573 - the nanobrewery next door. - The what? 246 00:13:18,573 --> 00:13:20,992 Abracadabrew?! Nice! 247 00:13:20,992 --> 00:13:22,828 What a great pun! 248 00:13:22,953 --> 00:13:24,579 It's... magical. 249 00:13:25,664 --> 00:13:28,000 Not that laugh. -Gladys didn't tell you about me? 250 00:13:28,125 --> 00:13:31,586 No, we'd definitely remember. So... tell us about yourself. 251 00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:34,673 - Please... talk. - We had a kind of arrangement. 252 00:13:34,798 --> 00:13:37,759 Gladys and I shared machinery, split advertising costs, 253 00:13:37,759 --> 00:13:40,679 welcomed Wine Route visitors, we were... 254 00:13:41,930 --> 00:13:42,848 very neighbourly, 255 00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:46,643 even better, we were a community. 256 00:13:46,768 --> 00:13:50,022 - Oh, wow, that's... - So, yeah, I'd like us to... 257 00:13:50,731 --> 00:13:52,566 pursue this relationship, 258 00:13:52,566 --> 00:13:54,359 albeit a professional one, 259 00:13:54,484 --> 00:13:55,944 based on care 260 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,363 in memory of Gladys and our relationship. 261 00:13:58,488 --> 00:13:59,865 I do! I mean... 262 00:14:01,283 --> 00:14:04,536 We'll consider it. I mean, what's yours is mine, ours! Damnit. 263 00:14:04,536 --> 00:14:06,621 - We're open to it. - Great. 264 00:14:06,621 --> 00:14:10,667 I brought you some sour beer I brewed in honour of my two moms. 265 00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,628 Two moms? He does seem over-breastfed. 266 00:14:15,130 --> 00:14:16,923 "Mouthwateringly Butch!" 267 00:14:18,133 --> 00:14:19,217 (forced laughter) 268 00:14:19,635 --> 00:14:21,803 You certainly are the king of puns. -So crazy! 269 00:14:23,555 --> 00:14:26,058 What the hell? -Her mouth never completely shuts. 270 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,853 By the way, do you know where I could find the key to the cellar? 271 00:14:29,978 --> 00:14:32,439 Oh... around here? I really don't know. 272 00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:36,568 But I've got a copy at home. -Could we borrow it? We can't find ours. 273 00:14:36,568 --> 00:14:40,947 Of course. I'll be right back. -I'll come with you! I mean, I should... 274 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,992 really help look for it. Two is always better than one. 275 00:14:44,117 --> 00:14:47,037 Bye! -This is gonna end with ML in tears. 276 00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:49,664 - $5 she fucks him. - That's your daughter! 277 00:14:49,664 --> 00:14:52,125 Exactly! So, who's in? 278 00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:56,088 You think he's her type? Do you also wanna bet it'll get dark tonight? 279 00:14:56,088 --> 00:14:59,841 If we all bet on her, where will we get the payout from? 280 00:15:04,513 --> 00:15:06,765 I wasn't expecting such nice company today. 281 00:15:08,266 --> 00:15:10,936 Now, we need to find that key... 282 00:15:12,604 --> 00:15:13,855 Only you would know... 283 00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,192 Know what you could do to help? 284 00:15:17,317 --> 00:15:19,111 Kiss me. That would really help. 285 00:15:23,115 --> 00:15:26,702 I mean, if it can help you find the key, then of course. 286 00:15:34,876 --> 00:15:38,630 Your beer isn't the only mouthwatering thing here. 287 00:15:40,882 --> 00:15:43,302 So, does this mean you don't have a shorty? 288 00:15:43,552 --> 00:15:45,804 I do. But I got tall cans too. 289 00:15:48,140 --> 00:15:52,644 It's custom and turnkey. ItIt's called the Golden Duster. We just started. 290 00:15:52,769 --> 00:15:55,939 I'd be interested. Would your Paco like 291 00:15:55,939 --> 00:15:58,275 - to try some of my wine? - From the cellar? 292 00:15:58,608 --> 00:16:00,652 - Yeah. - Sure. Of course. 293 00:16:01,278 --> 00:16:03,905 Hey Paco! Go and take a break with Karen. 294 00:16:03,905 --> 00:16:04,906 Right? 295 00:16:11,329 --> 00:16:13,206 {\an8}The witch is under a spell. 10-4 296 00:16:17,669 --> 00:16:19,963 The key at Tommy-Jay's is a no-go. 297 00:16:19,963 --> 00:16:21,048 How come? 298 00:16:22,758 --> 00:16:25,677 I mean, the house is a mess. 299 00:16:25,802 --> 00:16:28,555 Finding it will take hours. He'll need to go in deep. 300 00:16:28,680 --> 00:16:31,975 You look like you started already. -So? 301 00:16:32,893 --> 00:16:35,645 - Do you have the key? - She looked all over Tommy-Jay, 302 00:16:35,645 --> 00:16:37,939 but couldn't find it. Girls, 303 00:16:37,939 --> 00:16:41,860 there's a lady with a key who's denying you access to your bottles, 304 00:16:41,860 --> 00:16:44,905 your only source of revenue, so let's go see 305 00:16:44,905 --> 00:16:48,909 the lady with the awful necklace and stop her from getting the bottles 306 00:16:48,909 --> 00:16:51,119 in order to sell 'em and make some money. 307 00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:53,288 Jesus, Stéphane! 308 00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:56,249 Insight, discernment, firmness? 309 00:16:57,542 --> 00:17:01,922 Don't self-actualize, Stéphane, you might realize we're underpaying you. 310 00:17:01,922 --> 00:17:02,923 Really? 311 00:17:17,145 --> 00:17:18,355 I don't get it. 312 00:17:18,355 --> 00:17:20,107 Where's Paco? Where's Karen? 313 00:17:21,191 --> 00:17:24,736 I texted him. He left his clothes in my car, so he can't be far. 314 00:17:24,861 --> 00:17:28,407 Karen must have left with the key. Fuck. 315 00:17:28,740 --> 00:17:30,909 Guess I'll have to go back to Tommy-Jay's... 316 00:17:30,909 --> 00:17:33,286 - Guys! The door's unlocked! - What? 317 00:17:36,373 --> 00:17:38,291 Oh my God, yes, yes, yes! 318 00:17:42,796 --> 00:17:44,923 - Oh my God! - What? 319 00:17:45,048 --> 00:17:45,882 Jesus! 320 00:17:48,093 --> 00:17:50,178 - What the hell? - There's nothing left! 321 00:17:51,722 --> 00:17:53,348 Hold on, there's a note. 322 00:17:54,766 --> 00:17:57,936 "I curse you, inheritance thieves!" 323 00:17:58,061 --> 00:18:00,022 Then there's something in Latin. 324 00:18:00,022 --> 00:18:02,190 "PS: Marie-Lyne, Eve is marring Martin 325 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:05,110 "but you suck so much she didn't want to tell you." 326 00:18:05,235 --> 00:18:08,739 That's not true. -Karen must have stolen the wine! 327 00:18:08,864 --> 00:18:11,908 - You're getting married? - Karen can talk to angels, 328 00:18:11,908 --> 00:18:13,660 she must have had a vision. 329 00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,787 - Eve's engaged. - Shut up. 330 00:18:15,787 --> 00:18:20,125 When we you planning on telling me? You told Stéphane and Karen before me? 331 00:18:20,250 --> 00:18:23,795 I thought we weren't just co-owners but friends! 332 00:18:23,795 --> 00:18:27,007 Who should be looking for the wine! It's a lot of money 333 00:18:27,132 --> 00:18:29,968 now that ML lost her talk show. -You lost your job? 334 00:18:29,968 --> 00:18:33,096 - It's all over the internet! - I lost my phone! 335 00:18:36,808 --> 00:18:38,810 - Ah... - What the fuck? 336 00:18:38,935 --> 00:18:41,980 - You had my cell all along? - It must have fallen... 337 00:18:41,980 --> 00:18:43,815 - ...into her boot. - Yep. 338 00:18:43,940 --> 00:18:48,487 She's upset I hid something from her, but the Internet found out before I did? 339 00:18:48,487 --> 00:18:51,740 None of this explains how that lady... 340 00:18:51,740 --> 00:18:53,950 - The dead lady's daughter. - Karen! 341 00:18:53,950 --> 00:18:57,120 ...grabbed the whole thing so fast. I only left her ten-- 342 00:18:57,245 --> 00:18:59,456 - You left her alone? - Ten minutes tops. 343 00:18:59,456 --> 00:19:04,795 I went into the woods to smoke up. Didn't want to do it in front of the crazy lady. 344 00:19:06,964 --> 00:19:07,965 What did you do? 345 00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:10,884 - Fuck! No... - Ravi? What is it? 346 00:19:22,145 --> 00:19:25,190 How was I to know Paco and Karen would do this to us? 347 00:19:25,190 --> 00:19:27,776 - Buff if you'd know, right? - This isn't funny. 348 00:19:27,776 --> 00:19:31,988 Now we're stuck paying the mortgage on a vineyard that generates no income. 349 00:19:32,114 --> 00:19:34,908 With immature vines we don't know how to harvest! 350 00:19:34,908 --> 00:19:36,910 If only you'd thought it through. 351 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:42,165 We... we'll help you. -Sure! We'll rent it for weddings, 352 00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:45,335 parties... to the Knights of Columbus, that sorta thing. 353 00:19:45,335 --> 00:19:47,379 We're all in this together. 354 00:19:47,504 --> 00:19:52,384 Let's stick to the truth from now on and be honest with each other. 355 00:19:52,509 --> 00:19:53,969 - Honest. - Honest. 356 00:19:53,969 --> 00:19:55,887 Please. 357 00:19:55,887 --> 00:19:59,433 It's not like you could do worse than the Masked Depilator segment on your show. 358 00:20:01,351 --> 00:20:05,147 So, honesty? I don't think you love Martin enough to marry him. 359 00:20:06,481 --> 00:20:10,110 Honesty? I think that skirt makes your hips look super fat. 360 00:20:11,194 --> 00:20:12,446 That's low. 361 00:20:12,446 --> 00:20:16,116 OK, OK, let's keep that friendship going and find that wine! 362 00:20:16,116 --> 00:20:19,995 - C'mon, let's go, gang! C'mon! - Watch that thumb ring of yours! 363 00:20:19,995 --> 00:20:22,497 Hope I can still fit in here with my fat hips. 364 00:20:25,709 --> 00:20:29,588 What are we supposed to do now? -I'd say, panic and shit ourselves. 365 00:20:29,838 --> 00:20:30,464 We're the staff. 366 00:20:31,673 --> 00:20:35,510 We're planning the wedding today! It's on the shared calendar! 30141

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