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(Crave theme music)
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{\an8}CRAVE ORIGINAL SERIES
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(birds chirping)
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You think Nico dumped me
'cause of my vulva?
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- Not this again.
- I'm being serious.
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Pornstars all
have tidy pussies, and
mine's really unkempt.
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So yeah, it's
fucking with my head.
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Yours might be kinda untidy,
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but the doctors keep
telling you you don't
qualify for vaginoplasty.
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- Right.
- Embrace your uniqueness.
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- And let her see daylight too.
- I'm sure you're right.
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I'm sure his dick wasn't
all that either. -So?
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- That cigarette?
- Sorry. We got sidetracked.
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- Hold on.
- Here, take the whole thing.
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Gotta quit anyway.
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(upbeat theme music)
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"2011 Wine Industry
Person of the Year"!
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Look! She even played
pro basketball! -MBA
is a master's degree.
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Sorry, I was on the phone
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with my buddy LeBron James.
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We got up to all kinds of
mischief together. Have a seat.
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Great news,
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my team found an amazing
vineyard that's even cheaper
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- than the one you visited.
- Way to go, new mentor!
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- I love you.
- The owner
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is a big fan of yours.
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That's great for us!
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Yes!
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- There's a slight hitch.
- Yeah, a hitch!
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Wait, a hitch?
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Actually, a couple of hitches.
It's on ÃOle d'Orléans.
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- Nice spot!
- Sure. What else?
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The owner is dying.
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Yeah...
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- And wants to meet you today.
- OK! Let's do it.
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I can't. Martin and I
are having a spa day.
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Your varicose veins
can wait. -I've postponed
five times already
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- and now he keep reminding me.
- How about we go right now?
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You really should. -We're
meeting Stéphane in 30 minutes.
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First we meet with
him, then you go to your
stuffy spa with Martin
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while NadÃ.ge and I
meet with the half-dead
old lady who loves us.
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- Great idea.
- Thanks, NadÃ.ge!
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- Alright. See you soon.
- Yeah, see you...
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(crashing)
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C'mon!
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She broke a thing.
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(quirky upbeat music)
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I... Sorry.
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Aw... Don't worry about it.
I've got four more.
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♪
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I wanna schedule you
some media interviews to
promote your new show,
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since the rumour
is spreading online
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that you two got back
together. So, we better
it announce it pronto.
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No. We didn't get back together
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to do another show, but...
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we're officially -and this
time it's true- getting
into the wine business!
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Yep!
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We've been approached
by a filthy rich babe
who knows all about wine,
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NadÃ.ge Smith. -I'm sure you
heard of her, she's great!
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She gets shit done!
Marie-Lyne is about to
go and see a vineyard.
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I even dressed up.
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(mumbling)
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(finger snapping)
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What the hell?
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(cheeky music)
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Girls,
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that wine project of yours
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- is a terrible idea.
- On the contrary,
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- it's a great idea.
- Yeah, it's like
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- the opposite of terrible.
- Wanna hear a terrible idea?
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Letting a shitfaced Marie-Lyne
do your makeup.
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Sure you can do it?
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Terrible idea.
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Wanna hear another?
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A man your age
wearing a thumb ring.
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So, is that N-N-NadÃ.ge your
new manager or is it still me?
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If you keep stuttering
like that, she might
just get her shot.
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She's got an MBA.
I'm sure she can handle
two Quebec sex symbols.
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- Do you mean us?
- Look at you, girl.
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Look who's talking.
Well, we're off.
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Are you bringing
your own flip-flops?
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No need, you're
bringing three pairs.
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Well, I packed some for the
pool, for outside, and...
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comfy indoor ones.
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- We'll only be gone 24 hours.
- Right, I need to pack slippers.
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That businesslady Marie-Lyne's
toxic ex referred us to
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- already scheduled us a visit--
- Hey, babe,
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could we not talk about ML
for 24 hours?
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Sorry for talking about
something I'm excited about.
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What excites me is spending
the day together at the spa.
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Hm-hm.
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By the way,
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should we micro-dose shrooms
or take some molly?
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No, no. I...
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- I'll stick to CBD oil.
- Really?
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Marie-Lyne's molly I
pretty dope, I hear.
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Right, can't mention ML.
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(upbeat music)
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- My God!
- Gorgeous, eh?
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Best three-hour drive ever!
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(laughing)
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She'll be so pleased
to see you.
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That's Marc, 43, nice guy.
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{\an8}MARC
THE DYING WOMAN'S ADOPTED SON
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He's looking after
his dying mother.
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He's so nice
it'd be a shame to mock him...
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though that might be
easier said than done.
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Fhe wants her baby to
be in good hands, and
loves you fery much.
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My mother was quite
a formidable woman.
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Ftrong, felf-reliant.
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Fhe plowed fhrough life
without anyone's helf.
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After your call, Mom
put you girfs at the top
of fer list of buyers.
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Indeed.
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Two ftrong, bold women
like yourfelves is efactly
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what fhe was hoping for. -That
was so beautiful and moving.
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But as I told Ms.
Smith yefterday,
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Mom is tired of fuffering.
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- Sure.
- Fhe's ready to go.
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Going through all this
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takes so much strength.
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Period cramps are enough to
make me scream for amputation.
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Hm.
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I found a notary who could
take care of the paperwork
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today.
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- Today?
- Right now.
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Mom's doftor is coming by
at the end of fhe day to...
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ease her fuffering.
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I see.
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But don't worry,
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fhe's at peafe with
her decision. -I wish
we had more time.
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We're already here.
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- No preffure but--
- Can't you just...
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do it tomorrow? Couldn't Gladys
hold on for another 24 hours?
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Liften, fhis isn't a yoga claff
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but medical affifance in dying.
You can't just refchedule that.
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I met with you today
because my mofher's a big fan,
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but all I want
is to ease her fuffering.
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So, no, we can't 'hold on'
for another 24 hours!
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♪
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So, yeah, um,
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as you can see,
it's a rather delicate situation
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but also a great opportunity.
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- I know.
- I mean, it's a great deal,
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and if you don't jump on it,
to be honest, I will.
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Don't. We'll take it!
Look, lemme just call Eve
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and we'll take it.
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(calm spa music)
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No Wi-Fi connection.
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So you can reconnect
with yourself.
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- We got a reservation for---
- Eve CÃ'té!
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- This is so exciting!
- Hi.
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Oh my!
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Don't tell me Marie-Lyne
is also comin-- -She's not.
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- She's not?
- No Marie-Lyne today.
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Well, too bad.
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We're here to relax,
and fly under the radar.
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You understand? -Don't
worry. We're very discreet
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and professional.
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Oh boy.
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OK, so...
Eve... CÃ'té.
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It's funny 'cause I
read about your boyfriend
in
Gossip Magazine
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and... I'm thrilled to see
that he does exist and he's--
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Sorry, can we get our robes and
those swirly wrist key chains?
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Swirly!
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Do you know which spa she's at?
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Easy peasy. I'll find out.
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I can start filling out the
paperwork if you want me to.
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- Yeah.
- So, it's a go?
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Sure, it is. Go.
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OK, great.
Now bring Eve over here.
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Sure. I'll find Eve,
grab her and bring her here.
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- Another appetizer?
- No, that's the main course.
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Like Dad said the only time
he went to the Ritz,
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"I got the main,
now where's the course?"
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I've a suitcase full
of chips, chocolate,
and jerky in the room.
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So, we're only pretending
to be fancy before
pigging out on junk food?
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Yup.
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Guess today can be my cheat day
since it's a special occasion...
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- Another big gesture.
- I love you.
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What the hell is this?
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That's... fennel.
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No, it's veal.
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While you sort that out,
I need to make a pit stop. I
can feel diarrhea bubbling up.
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Try to get 'em to add
some bubbly to these green
juice. I need the strength.
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(kiss)
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On it.
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(flushing)
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(Mendelssohn's
Wedding March )
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Jesus Christ!
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(door closing)
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That 'meal' cost $250!
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$125's already down the pipe.
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Nope, straight up for me.
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Don't forget to put
the key back. -Sure.
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Are you sure it's
OK to break in?
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When it's your buddy,
and you're getting her
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the deal of a lifetime, it is.
Go to the kitch--
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Jesus fucking Christ!
There's a kid here!
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No, it's just her Shy Kid doll.
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You asshole.
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(laughter)
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A Shy Kid doll!-Her
name's Stéphanie Couillard.
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Hi, Stéphanie.
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I'm gonna love you.
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Those should be illegal.
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OK,
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go to the kitchen.
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What am I looking for?
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I dunno... a clue, Columbo!
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Go on, look around... -I need
something to calm my nerves.
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C'mon, there's no
time for that, Ravi! -I
need to calm my nerves!
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Wait, there's a
calendar on the fridge!
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Show me the 18th!
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Hm...
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OK, yeah.
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Hold on. "Hotel
Spa Yourself", yeah!
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You got it?
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- Wow!
- Alright!
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- Thanks!
- Yeah!
220
00:10:49,633 --> 00:10:51,885
Can I keep the bottle?
C'mon...
221
00:10:52,010 --> 00:10:53,971
- Sure, why not.
- Cool, thanks.
222
00:10:54,221 --> 00:10:56,306
- K, bye!
- Bye!
223
00:11:02,813 --> 00:11:05,315
(Mendelssohn's
Wedding March starts)
224
00:11:08,443 --> 00:11:10,153
(It immediately stops.)
225
00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,613
(crunching)
226
00:11:11,613 --> 00:11:14,366
We could go outside.
I spotted some trails out back.
227
00:11:14,366 --> 00:11:16,118
And tons of wasps.
228
00:11:16,118 --> 00:11:17,661
How about the spa?
229
00:11:17,661 --> 00:11:20,664
And be exhausted
before our massages?
230
00:11:20,789 --> 00:11:22,582
Exhausted from the spa?
231
00:11:22,708 --> 00:11:26,712
Too relaxing. I like it
in here. I got chips, you,
232
00:11:26,712 --> 00:11:27,796
that's all I need.
233
00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:32,217
Anyway, we got our
massages in hour our.
I'll take that CBD now.
234
00:11:32,217 --> 00:11:33,635
Good idea.
235
00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:36,722
Cheers.
236
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:44,313
(belching)
237
00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:46,815
Ew.
238
00:11:46,815 --> 00:11:48,317
Smells like weed.
239
00:11:48,317 --> 00:11:49,735
- ML?
- Yes?
240
00:11:50,652 --> 00:11:52,112
Marie-Lyne,
241
00:11:52,237 --> 00:11:55,449
have you found Eve
yet? -Her spa is just
45 minutes from here.
242
00:11:55,449 --> 00:11:57,492
I'm going to get here now.
243
00:11:57,617 --> 00:12:00,495
Hurry! -Yeah, before
she kicks the buck--
244
00:12:00,495 --> 00:12:03,498
I mean, before she
passes, I know. -No.
245
00:12:03,498 --> 00:12:06,877
What? -I mean, before
Marc changes his mind.
246
00:12:08,045 --> 00:12:11,173
He doesn't realize
how ridiculously low
his asking price is.
247
00:12:11,173 --> 00:12:12,758
Just between us,
248
00:12:12,758 --> 00:12:15,510
he's vulnerable,
his mother's dying...
249
00:12:16,428 --> 00:12:18,930
I'll break all
speeding records.
250
00:12:19,264 --> 00:12:19,890
(giggling)
251
00:12:21,725 --> 00:12:23,268
OK, now fly!
252
00:12:23,393 --> 00:12:24,686
(upbeat music)
253
00:12:26,521 --> 00:12:28,732
Sorry, sorry!
I need to...
254
00:12:28,732 --> 00:12:30,150
I don't believe it!
255
00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:31,735
The other half!
256
00:12:31,735 --> 00:12:35,822
Guess I'm at the right place.
Could I see my other half?
257
00:12:35,822 --> 00:12:39,785
Unfortunately I am not
authorized to disclose
the names of our clients.
258
00:12:39,910 --> 00:12:41,411
You just did.
259
00:12:41,411 --> 00:12:43,538
- Yeah...
- I really need to talk to her.
260
00:12:43,538 --> 00:12:47,459
When I did it with Annie
Brocoli, I was almost fired.
261
00:12:47,459 --> 00:12:49,586
It's a matter of life or wine.
262
00:12:49,711 --> 00:12:50,504
Thank you.
263
00:12:51,254 --> 00:12:54,424
Unfortunately, Eve CÃ'té is
having a massage at the moment.
264
00:12:54,549 --> 00:12:55,967
Could you go get her?
265
00:12:55,967 --> 00:12:57,803
Don't think I'm allowed to.
266
00:12:59,638 --> 00:13:01,431
What if I...
What's your name?
267
00:13:01,431 --> 00:13:03,308
- Justine.
- What if I were
268
00:13:03,433 --> 00:13:07,646
to invite you to a private
dinner with Eve CÃ'té on
the night of your choosing?
269
00:13:07,646 --> 00:13:10,440
My God, yes!
Will you also be there?
270
00:13:10,440 --> 00:13:12,359
I can't that night.
271
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:15,404
- But we didn't set a date--
- Just get her. Thank you.
272
00:13:15,404 --> 00:13:16,822
(relaxing music)
273
00:13:16,947 --> 00:13:17,906
(door opening)
274
00:13:23,662 --> 00:13:26,289
- Eve?
- What are you doing here?
275
00:13:26,289 --> 00:13:27,582
I'll explain later.
276
00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:29,626
Come with me,
it's an emergency.
277
00:13:29,751 --> 00:13:32,963
Turn around while I
get dressed. -It's not
like I haven't seen
278
00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:35,007
them things before.
279
00:13:35,007 --> 00:13:36,883
How did you know I was here?
280
00:13:36,883 --> 00:13:41,638
Listen, I'll spare you the
details, so let's just say
it included BE and Ravi.
281
00:13:41,763 --> 00:13:44,766
But I saw your sexless
shared calendar.
282
00:13:44,766 --> 00:13:46,018
We still do it.
283
00:13:46,018 --> 00:13:49,688
Right. Only on rainy Sunday
afternoons, after showering,
284
00:13:49,688 --> 00:13:52,691
under the blan-- -Did you
come here just to roast me?
285
00:13:52,691 --> 00:13:56,361
Gladys's minutes
are numbered. We need to
sign the deed, like, now.
286
00:13:56,361 --> 00:13:59,323
- Now-now?
- Yeah, now-now.
287
00:13:59,323 --> 00:14:03,452
Your partner's
fast asleep. Instead of
wasting a massage on him,
288
00:14:03,452 --> 00:14:05,746
I just made sure he
was still breathing.
289
00:14:05,871 --> 00:14:08,749
Wiping out on CBD?
What a lightweight.
290
00:14:08,749 --> 00:14:12,336
- You're dating a 75-lbs granny.
- You're pushing it.
291
00:14:12,461 --> 00:14:14,713
We'll be back by
the time he wakes up.
292
00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:17,007
C'mon, peeping tom!
293
00:14:18,550 --> 00:14:20,469
(instrumental folk music)
294
00:14:24,973 --> 00:14:27,851
Man oh man oh man!
295
00:14:29,019 --> 00:14:29,853
Wow!
296
00:14:30,729 --> 00:14:32,731
- Right.
- It's gorgeous!
297
00:14:32,731 --> 00:14:37,027
Try not to leave stains
all over the place
with your oily skin.
298
00:14:37,527 --> 00:14:41,490
You could have
let me change. -Don't be a
princess. We're in a hurry.
299
00:14:41,490 --> 00:14:44,618
I never thought I'd have
an oily butt crack for this.
300
00:14:44,743 --> 00:14:48,830
As long as you can hold a pen
and sign, we should be fine.
301
00:14:48,830 --> 00:14:53,460
Aren't we being
impulsive? -NadÃ.ge said
it's the deal of a lifetime.
302
00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,088
We can't miss out on that.
Just picture us
303
00:14:56,630 --> 00:14:59,925
among the vines, in
flowing skirts, with David
C-ass-idy on a leash.
304
00:15:00,050 --> 00:15:02,052
You got me at
"flowing skirts". -Eve,
305
00:15:03,053 --> 00:15:04,429
shit, I forgot.
306
00:15:04,429 --> 00:15:06,932
Gladys's son has
one hell of a lisp.
307
00:15:06,932 --> 00:15:10,060
No... -I had to bite
my tongue not to laugh.
308
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:14,523
So, be strong. -Now it's
too late for me to pre-laugh!
309
00:15:14,648 --> 00:15:17,693
- Sorry.
- My tongue's already sore!
310
00:15:19,277 --> 00:15:20,112
Hi.
311
00:15:20,404 --> 00:15:21,613
Gladys.
312
00:15:22,614 --> 00:15:23,865
My butt crack itches.
313
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:27,619
Nice to meet you.
Sorry for the way I look.
314
00:15:29,037 --> 00:15:29,621
Gladys Marcotte, 75. She's
known as agreat entrepreneur
on ÃOle d'Orléans.
315
00:15:29,621 --> 00:15:32,958
{\an8}GLADYS
"DYING WOMAN"
316
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:35,961
She opened her own vineyard
in the 1970s.
317
00:15:35,961 --> 00:15:39,131
She adopted her beloved son
Marc, and gave him everything
318
00:15:39,256 --> 00:15:41,216
except speech therapy sessions.
319
00:15:41,633 --> 00:15:44,761
And she's a fan of ours.
Not bad, eh?
320
00:15:44,761 --> 00:15:46,763
Told you fhe'd come.
321
00:15:47,597 --> 00:15:49,975
Fanks for furrying up.
If was...
322
00:15:49,975 --> 00:15:51,560
fery nice of you.
323
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,978
(laughing loudly)
324
00:15:53,603 --> 00:15:54,479
Sorry.
325
00:15:54,604 --> 00:15:55,564
(cry-laughing)
326
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:57,482
She can be very emotional.
327
00:15:57,482 --> 00:15:58,900
Get a fucking grip.
328
00:16:00,152 --> 00:16:01,069
(clearing throat)
329
00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:02,779
Sorry, I think my massage
330
00:16:02,904 --> 00:16:06,074
opened up my third eye. -It's
all that heart chakra stuff.
331
00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:08,160
Yef, to let in the light.
332
00:16:08,452 --> 00:16:11,413
If's very underftandable.
333
00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:12,998
Yes, so, um...
334
00:16:12,998 --> 00:16:16,376
I went over the
paperwork with Marc
335
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,128
and um,
336
00:16:18,253 --> 00:16:20,088
all we need is your signature.
337
00:16:21,506 --> 00:16:23,634
I really wanted to sell
338
00:16:23,759 --> 00:16:26,845
to someone who's really
passionate, and motivated,
339
00:16:26,845 --> 00:16:30,390
someone who had the
drive and vision.
340
00:16:30,515 --> 00:16:35,103
I used to be like you, at
your age, and now I found
two for the price of one.
341
00:16:35,103 --> 00:16:36,605
Yep.
342
00:16:36,605 --> 00:16:39,775
Two women I
respect, admire even.
343
00:16:40,275 --> 00:16:42,486
This is the greatest gift ever.
344
00:16:42,486 --> 00:16:44,696
- Yes...
- Now I'm ready to...
345
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,616
leave. I'm really at peace.
346
00:16:47,616 --> 00:16:49,117
(cry-laughing)
347
00:16:49,117 --> 00:16:50,619
C'mon...
348
00:16:50,619 --> 00:16:51,828
This isn't funny.
349
00:16:51,828 --> 00:16:54,039
I'm really crying this time.
350
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:57,959
I swear, we will do you proud.
351
00:16:59,503 --> 00:17:02,464
Ready, Mom? -Hold on! I
don't wanna see the injection!
352
00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,716
To sign!
353
00:17:04,716 --> 00:17:07,803
- Phew! I'm not good with death.
- Just sign and shut up.
354
00:17:07,803 --> 00:17:08,845
Yeah.
355
00:17:10,597 --> 00:17:12,724
- So, we're really doing this?
- We so are.
356
00:17:13,642 --> 00:17:14,685
Yep, we are.
357
00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:15,894
We're doing this.
358
00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:20,190
- Yep, on the bed.
- It's a bit hard.
359
00:17:21,024 --> 00:17:22,150
Done.
360
00:17:23,986 --> 00:17:25,070
(signing)
361
00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,699
Done.
362
00:17:28,699 --> 00:17:30,993
Fhe fineyard's
offifially yours, girfs.
363
00:17:32,202 --> 00:17:33,829
Congratulations.
364
00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:37,332
(cry-laughing)
365
00:17:37,624 --> 00:17:39,835
Sorry.
She's very emotive.
366
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,879
- 'Emotional'.
- Sorry, emotional.
367
00:17:42,879 --> 00:17:45,215
- Sorry.
- You'll do great things here.
368
00:17:45,215 --> 00:17:46,967
Enjoy it.
369
00:17:46,967 --> 00:17:49,594
This vineyard is
a little slice of paradise.
370
00:17:49,594 --> 00:17:51,930
Thank you. See you 'up there'.
371
00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:57,436
ongratulations, girls.
Only a few more details to--
372
00:17:57,436 --> 00:17:59,813
No, I'm good...
I'll take care of it.
373
00:17:59,938 --> 00:18:00,772
(screaming)
374
00:18:00,772 --> 00:18:02,774
- Jesus! She's not dead yet.
- Sorry.
375
00:18:02,899 --> 00:18:05,736
I need to get back and get
that third eye sewn shut.
376
00:18:05,861 --> 00:18:07,362
I'm all over the place!
377
00:18:07,863 --> 00:18:10,032
Let's go over the
details tomorrow.
378
00:18:10,032 --> 00:18:12,743
Great, thanks!
Now bring me back to the spa.
379
00:18:12,743 --> 00:18:14,745
- It's Stéphane.
- We gotta hustle.
380
00:18:14,870 --> 00:18:17,664
- Hold on.
- Can I get a lift?
381
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,667
Sure, but I warn you,
I like to celebrate my successes
382
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:23,545
by taking the top off
and cranking up the Vengaboys.
383
00:18:23,545 --> 00:18:24,963
Sounds good to me.
384
00:18:25,088 --> 00:18:26,506
Bye, co-owner!
385
00:18:26,631 --> 00:18:30,552
Bye! And you're
having dinner with the
receptionist next week, bye!
386
00:18:30,552 --> 00:18:31,720
What?
387
00:18:32,638 --> 00:18:34,181
Meh. Alright!
388
00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:36,600
(upbeat Europop)
389
00:18:36,725 --> 00:18:38,101
(inaudible)
390
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:41,813
- Hello?
- ML?
391
00:18:41,938 --> 00:18:44,483
It's Stéphane, your manager.
How's it going?
392
00:18:44,483 --> 00:18:46,068
Thank you for clarifying that,
393
00:18:46,068 --> 00:18:49,196
given we've only been working
together for 12 years.
394
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,280
(engine revving)
395
00:18:50,530 --> 00:18:52,199
(whooing)
396
00:18:52,199 --> 00:18:53,241
ML,
397
00:18:53,825 --> 00:18:54,993
we need to talk.
398
00:18:54,993 --> 00:18:56,953
It's about Mario.
399
00:18:56,953 --> 00:18:59,665
- He's dead?
- No. But...
400
00:19:00,248 --> 00:19:01,083
your show
401
00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:04,294
is dead.
He pulled the plug.
402
00:19:04,544 --> 00:19:06,088
There won't be a third season.
403
00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:08,173
Hello?
404
00:19:08,966 --> 00:19:10,842
- Hello?
- I'm still here.
405
00:19:11,927 --> 00:19:15,013
I'm sorry, ML.
We'll find you another project.
406
00:19:16,098 --> 00:19:18,976
It's OK. Anyway,
I just bought a vineyard, so...
407
00:19:19,101 --> 00:19:21,603
fuck the talk show
and long live wine!
408
00:19:21,603 --> 00:19:23,188
Glad you're taking it well.
409
00:19:25,857 --> 00:19:27,526
Did she just hang up?
410
00:19:27,651 --> 00:19:28,860
(birds chirping)
411
00:19:34,157 --> 00:19:37,911
Eve! Where were you? I've
been looking everywhere!
I was so worried!
412
00:19:38,036 --> 00:19:42,207
I went for a walk to wake up.
That massage knocked me out!
413
00:19:44,001 --> 00:19:48,255
Won't that set off the
sprinklers? -If I start a
fire, I'll just use the ice
414
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:51,300
from the bucket. -That
massage sure lifted your mood.
415
00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:53,093
It did, yet...
416
00:19:53,218 --> 00:19:55,846
I kinda feel... weak.
417
00:19:57,806 --> 00:19:59,808
- Oh boy.
- Eve...
418
00:19:59,933 --> 00:20:01,810
You're the most beautiful,
419
00:20:01,810 --> 00:20:04,521
funny, interesting
girl I ever met.
420
00:20:04,521 --> 00:20:08,984
I finally found my
perfect match. With
you, I feel complete.
421
00:20:08,984 --> 00:20:12,237
I didn't come here
to find myself but...
422
00:20:14,072 --> 00:20:14,865
us.
423
00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:16,616
Isn't that from a song?
424
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,826
Eve,
425
00:20:19,411 --> 00:20:21,204
will you marry me?
426
00:20:21,330 --> 00:20:24,332
Are you still high on CBD?
Maybe you should sober up first.
427
00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:28,754
All I know is that
I want to spend the rest
of my life by your side.
428
00:20:28,754 --> 00:20:32,799
Side by side, like your
surname, CÃ'té, implies.
429
00:20:32,924 --> 00:20:34,384
Aw... well...
430
00:20:34,384 --> 00:20:36,094
Yes! Yes, I will!
431
00:20:40,265 --> 00:20:42,017
(romantic French music)
432
00:20:49,274 --> 00:20:50,108
I love you!
433
00:20:51,068 --> 00:20:52,027
I know.
434
00:20:52,694 --> 00:20:54,112
(The music swells.)
435
00:20:55,781 --> 00:21:00,827
This party's a bore!
Where's my Ravi and his
laughter-inducing weed?
436
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:03,372
Not now, Mom.
Gladys's funeral is today.
437
00:21:03,372 --> 00:21:05,415
But it's your housewarming!
438
00:21:05,749 --> 00:21:07,042
(French music)
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