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People will start asking
questions. -Like what?
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"When's your next show?"
"What was the fight about?"
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"Is Marie-Lyne's temper
really that bad?"
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We just have to tell them
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we're businesswomen now
and about to buy a vineyard.
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And our wine's gotta be
even better than our show!
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Are you the buyers?
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Um, what were you
saying, Estefan?
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- Esteban.
- Sure.
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Yep.
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The five-acre field
stretches all the way to
the woods. The north face...
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Smell that fresh air!
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- It's gorgeous.
- We have to buy this vineyard.
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We'll be rich, girl!
We'll be able to buy lots of
friends for David C-ass-idy.
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How 'bout David H-ass-elhoff,
instead? -No, Mama C-ass!
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- M-ass-ive Attack?
- L-ass-ie?
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O-ass-is!
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- Gen-ass-is!
- The Cl-ass!
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- Too far fetched!
- Double score!
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Have you...
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- ever worked on a farm?
- Nice vibe. I see myself here.
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- Same.
- You know that vineyards
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require a lot of
hard work, right?
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How much?
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Four million?!
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For a vineyard?
That's insane.
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That sure ain't cheap. How about
we just buy a huge wine cellar?
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Are you dating a
menopausal woman, Eve?
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The Eve I knew
would never have displayed
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potpourri on her table!
With a dried starfish too!
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It's a souvenir from Ogunquit.
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Relationships take compromise.
Guess you can't relate.
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Hey! Hold on!
I'm meeting my date later.
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He's in finance.
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- You two are official?
- Well...
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- I think we're headed that way.
- You always say that.
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He's very independent
and needs a lot of space, so...
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I don't wanna rush him.
So, anything to drink in there?
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You'll find a third of a bottle
in the door.
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Eve Côté not polishing
off a bottle? Do you
have self-respect now?
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Yeah, it sounded awful.
Clear that.
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We gotta find four
million bucks.
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We need to be clear-headed.
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That's when he said
"four million".
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C'mere, look, half
my hair fell out.
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Your hair's fine. There's still
more than enough to grab.
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That's Nicolas Lacombe,
35,the shitstain
that's been leaching off
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Marie-Lyne's energy for two
- years.
- A hot but toxic fuck
boy.
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And to Joncas, his
breadcrumming is a sign of love
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and is convinced it's
leading somewhere.
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Sorry, I'm really
not in the mood. I keep
thinking of the vineyard.
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I get that.
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It really dampened our mood.
So we thought we'd--
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OK...
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I feel like you're
not listening.
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Sorry. I just want you so much.
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I get that.
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I'm not going anywhere. -I am.
My buddies and I got pickleball.
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Speaking of which. Weren't
you gonna introduce
me to your friends?
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Yeah... but not tonight. Soon.
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Soon?
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- Did you say, 'soon'?
- I did.
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I love hearing that.
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A four-million-dollar vineyard?
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Why not go for a
15-million-dollar one?
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It's been our dream for
10 years. -Your project,
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no offence,
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sounds like a
stupid drunken plan.
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I see you've been drinking.
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I'll have you know we
thought of it two days ago.
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Were you also drunk?
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Not the point.
I got my best friend back
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and now we wanna do
something together.
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So it's not just France?
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What about our
shared baby dream?
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Imagine doing the harvest
with a huge belly!
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- The harvest?
- Eh boy!
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So you haven't
done any research.
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Look...
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I don't wanna stand in the way
of your dreams but...
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I don't want you to forget ours.
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I won't. Or that I took science
in high school
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and that Marie-Lyne
has a great sense of direction.
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we'll find a solution. I know
my project sounds ridiculous
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but I need to know
if it's doable.
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Eve, I rarely get angry but...
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No more projects
that exclude me.
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Are we building something
together or not?
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I feel left out, disregarded,
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and now I'm about to ugly-cry!
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No, no...
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- Here come the waterworks.
- OK. No. Breathe.
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I'll tell Marie-Lyne
this isn't the right time.
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No.
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You can always come back
after pickleball.
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Can't. I'm having a drink
with my masseuse.
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- Whatcha doing here?
- I'll come back.
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I was just leaving.
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Come in.
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Maybe you'd like
to change first?
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Are you getting turned on
by my old knees?
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- 'Course not!
- Come in.
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I'm telling you,
my knees have aged.
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And it happened overnight!
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I went to bed
with Taylor Switft's knees
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only to wake up
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with fat kneecaps!
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We get old so fast!
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C'mon. They're beautiful.
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Thanks. What's with
the wooden neck brace?
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This?
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It's a present.
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To celebrate your
vineyard project
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- What is it?
- A wine rack.
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I made it!
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It can hold one bottle.
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But... like a super
important bottle.
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Like...
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the one we'll drink
at your housewarming.
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That's so nice! Thank you.
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You're very talented.
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And, like I always say, you're
resourceful and very creative
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but you need to channel
it into something
that'll make you money.
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I can see you at the top.
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Thanks.
That's nice of you to say.
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I'm grilling steak
to mask the after-sex aroma.
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- Hungry?
- Always.
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Already in bed? Are you
sick? It's still light out.
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My Keto diet's really
hitting me hard. Plus I
gotta get up early so...
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Where's my kiss?
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Is that all you have to say
to your horny girlfriend
who just trimmed her bush?
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Tonight? Yep.
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I'm in ketosis. I feel weak
and my head's pounding.
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So, I daydrink and
you get the headache?
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- Please turn the light off.
- It's already off.
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Take that frozen shit off
your eyes, you'll see.
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So, what's the next step?
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Becoming a real couple.
But we're taking it slow
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'cause he's got pickleball and
he's remodelling his kitchen...
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It's all very demanding.
I'm giving him space.
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Nope.
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The vineyard.
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We need to make an offer.
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But first, we need four mil.
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It won't be easy but
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if Eve and I were able to make
up, then anything is possible.
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Sure! Cheers!
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Cheers, bud!
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To your success and to the free
wine I'll be mooching off you!
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So, you don't think
we're being stupid?
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What? Not at all!
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This is the right time to make
that old dream come true!
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No, no, you're rich and
famous, don't have kids
and you're nearing 40.
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That started well
but ended up hurting.
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Last one for the road!
I need to shower and go to bed.
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Gotta meet Eve
in the morning.
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- Sleeping over?
- Sure, why not?
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Great.
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Couch's yours, as always.
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Great. Right where
you 69 your dates.
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Yes sir!
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Sorry, Eve! Sorry!
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I was with Nico.
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He slept over? -No he asked
me to come by his office.
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So?
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I went but he came.
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- No surprise.
- Hey, girl!
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Gimme that. Yeah,
the whole thing.
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- OK, sorry, I'm listening.
- Well...
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Yes?
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About the vineyard...
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I have to say...
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that I thought of a way...
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to spruce up the reception
hall! -You're an architect now?
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Mart's a lark.
Gotta occupy my evenings.
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Let's go. Amaze me.
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So, dance floor.
There's no dance floor!
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We need one
for the wedding receptions.
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For years, I've been trying
to get you two to talk
and do another fucking show
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and when you do,
you decide to buy a fucking
four-million-dollar vineyard?
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It's our dream.
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- Do I smell something burning?
- I smell it too.
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Mom's been baking cookies.
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Your mom? -Your 'roommate'
who does your washing.
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Does she know you're wearing
her drain stopper?
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I'm looking after her. -Who's
paying the mortgage, Stéphane?
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That's not the point! The point
is, that's a stupid project.
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I know how much you make
and you simply can't afford it!
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We didn't come here to
get disheartened but to
find out if it's doable.
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- The short of it?
- Yep.
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It's not. But you probably
could,
after doing
a second tour together.
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Guess we don't have a choice.
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We have to face the facts.
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Gotta talk the seller
into lowering his price!
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- C'mon.
- Time to negotiate!
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Hard.
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Unlike your pecs.
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Let's get dolled
up and charm him!
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But...
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We saw some rotting
trees over there.
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How about 500K?
Do we have a deal?
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Those ones?
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They're not on our property
but on the neighbour's.
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So, it's a rotten neighbour?
How about one million?
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Having planet destroyers
as neighbours isn't ideal.
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Listen, four million
is as low as we can go.
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I'm sure we can find a way
to go lower. You don't know
how low Eve and I can go.
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We're very serious.
We even have plans.
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- Yeah!
- The patio needs to be redone.
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There's too much wasted space
in the reception hall. Shoot!
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Stupid wind!
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- Hold on, we'll show you!
- It's so windy here!
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So windy! How about 200K?
Do we have a deal?
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Let me talk to him. -OK but
don't try to pay in kind.
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Not at first.
But if there's chemistry...
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- Go for it!
- Yeah.
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Let your heart do the talking.
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Don't hesitate to call
if there's anything.
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It was a pleasure. Thank you.
221
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Yes, OK. Bye.
222
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My dear Esteban...
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Yes, we understand that we
lack experience, cash flow,
224
00:12:00,495 --> 00:12:02,956
resources, and frankly,
any self-worth.
225
00:12:04,291 --> 00:12:07,878
But you'll never find
more motivated buyers.
226
00:12:08,003 --> 00:12:11,715
Never. -We might be
newbies, but we got heart.
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If I were to sell
my baby to anyone,
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00:12:14,551 --> 00:12:16,887
it'd be to someone
who's got heart
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and nice tits.
230
00:12:22,726 --> 00:12:25,562
Listen, I never
doubted you had heart.
231
00:12:27,105 --> 00:12:28,732
But I just got off the phone
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with a buyer who is
ready to make an offer
at our asking price.
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So...
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00:12:34,029 --> 00:12:35,238
sorry.
235
00:12:35,238 --> 00:12:37,658
Your lower back!
Your lower back!
236
00:12:37,658 --> 00:12:39,576
- Esteban! Excuse me...
- Show him!
237
00:12:39,576 --> 00:12:41,578
Have you seen my lower back?
238
00:12:43,622 --> 00:12:46,917
Let's come back tomorrow
with my uncle. He's a bruiser.
239
00:12:46,917 --> 00:12:51,380
Moose? 'You crazy? He'll
fuck everything up! We just
need to offer him more.
240
00:12:51,380 --> 00:12:54,132
More than what we
already don't have?
241
00:12:55,258 --> 00:12:59,429
Isn't Ravi great at these
things? -He does have
a knack for finding money.
242
00:12:59,554 --> 00:13:02,140
Invite him for dinner.
I haven't seen him in years.
243
00:13:02,265 --> 00:13:05,227
Right. And invite
your cutie pie Martin.
244
00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,020
- A double date with Martin?
- Yep!
245
00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:10,565
- Thought you found him 'beige'.
- I don't... really know him.
246
00:13:10,565 --> 00:13:12,693
He could be
super beige.
247
00:13:12,693 --> 00:13:16,530
Couldn't that know-it-all
advise us? You said
he loved our project!
248
00:13:17,239 --> 00:13:18,657
Sure. Yeah, definitely.
249
00:13:18,657 --> 00:13:21,827
- I'll text Ravi.
- Then liquor store, then home.
250
00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:25,622
- Sounds like a plan!
- Great. They haven't
seen the last of us!
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00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,752
Take the stick out of your ass.
It's going fine.
252
00:13:31,628 --> 00:13:35,924
Marie-Lyne borrowed my
jacked to smoke weed and
Ravi ate the potpourri.
253
00:13:36,675 --> 00:13:39,303
Listen, all I ask
is that you keep an open mind.
254
00:13:39,428 --> 00:13:43,140
You lied to me about
aborting your vineyard
project, which is fine.
255
00:13:43,140 --> 00:13:45,976
I didn't get mad,
I didn't cry much.
256
00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:49,855
- How's that for open-mindedness?
- Fine. Keep at it.
257
00:13:49,980 --> 00:13:54,192
Yo! Got an ashtray? -He wanted
to use the railing but I said,
258
00:13:54,192 --> 00:13:55,902
"We're not fucking savages!"
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00:13:56,820 --> 00:13:57,529
That'll do.
260
00:13:57,529 --> 00:13:58,905
- Yeah!
- Great.
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00:13:58,905 --> 00:13:59,906
So,
262
00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:02,659
can I help you with anything?
263
00:14:02,659 --> 00:14:04,786
Sure, you can make
the salad dressing.
264
00:14:05,662 --> 00:14:08,582
- I thought you already made one.
- His roach is in it!
265
00:14:12,044 --> 00:14:14,546
- Thought it was bacon grease.
- Sorry, Martin!
266
00:14:14,546 --> 00:14:16,173
Sorry, Marty-Mart!
267
00:14:16,173 --> 00:14:17,758
I'll make a new one!
268
00:14:20,635 --> 00:14:23,513
- What are you drinking, Martin?
- Vodka water.
269
00:14:23,639 --> 00:14:27,517
I'm on the keto diet. Who's
having plain ribs? This guy!
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00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,686
"This guy"...
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00:14:33,523 --> 00:14:36,818
- His breath stinks!
- They call it 'Keto Mouth'.
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00:14:36,818 --> 00:14:39,446
His body's burning fat.
It's like a purge.
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00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,198
Girls, girls...
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00:14:41,198 --> 00:14:42,866
So, um,
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00:14:42,991 --> 00:14:43,700
as I was saying,
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00:14:43,825 --> 00:14:45,744
if you wanna make four mil fast,
277
00:14:45,869 --> 00:14:49,373
there's a brand-new
cryptocurrency-- -How
safe are these things?
278
00:14:49,498 --> 00:14:51,041
- It's cryptocurrency.
- Yeah.
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00:14:51,041 --> 00:14:53,710
As safe as a cast-iron
life preserver.
280
00:14:57,881 --> 00:15:01,968
Do you have a better
suggestion? Or are you
too busy burning toxins?
281
00:15:03,053 --> 00:15:05,222
You want suggestions?
Here's a thought:
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00:15:06,264 --> 00:15:09,267
Before you go and sink
four million in a vineyard,
283
00:15:09,393 --> 00:15:13,313
how about doing some market
research and risk assessment,
284
00:15:13,438 --> 00:15:15,816
have a solid business plan?
Just saying!
285
00:15:17,901 --> 00:15:18,819
Or...
286
00:15:21,238 --> 00:15:25,075
Dirty panties are always
a winner! -Told you
he's full of solutions!
287
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:26,159
I'm ovulating!
288
00:15:28,370 --> 00:15:30,622
Just have some sauce
for God's sake!
289
00:15:30,747 --> 00:15:32,666
This is just dry powder!
290
00:15:37,838 --> 00:15:40,924
It's so tense in there.
Did he really go to bed?
291
00:15:40,924 --> 00:15:44,553
Man, she told me about him
going to bed, like, super early.
292
00:15:44,553 --> 00:15:46,388
It's 8 PM!
293
00:15:46,388 --> 00:15:50,475
I bet if we peeked under
the blankets, we'd find
him in Spiderman PJs.
294
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,353
Stained with a bit of pee
like a little boy.
295
00:15:54,354 --> 00:15:57,482
He went to bed at 8 on a Friday.
What's it like on a Monday?
296
00:15:57,482 --> 00:15:59,943
Fuck! Nico's coming
over at 8:30.
297
00:16:00,068 --> 00:16:02,904
And he hates it when I
reek of drugs. -Seriously?
298
00:16:02,904 --> 00:16:06,116
- Thought we
were getting shitfaced.
- Sorry, some other time.
299
00:16:06,241 --> 00:16:09,661
Bad news. -Is Martin's
body rejecting animal fat?
300
00:16:09,786 --> 00:16:11,455
I just spoke to Esteban.
301
00:16:11,580 --> 00:16:13,957
It's official, the
vineyard's been sold.
302
00:16:14,082 --> 00:16:19,254
Fucking greedy Esteban!
We really should have
taken a dump in his vines!
303
00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:22,841
Yeah! We can still
find a vineyard. Maybe
even a cheaper one!
304
00:16:22,841 --> 00:16:24,926
- Right!
- Don't give up.
305
00:16:26,428 --> 00:16:29,598
How about more wine to
celebrate the one you
won't be bottling up?
306
00:16:29,598 --> 00:16:31,850
Nah, I can't. I have to...
307
00:16:32,768 --> 00:16:35,979
I
want to chill with my
boyfriend. He feels overwhelmed.
308
00:16:37,272 --> 00:16:38,523
Thanks! Talk soon?
309
00:16:38,523 --> 00:16:39,650
Got to.
310
00:16:40,984 --> 00:16:42,986
- Where is she going?
- Nicolas!
311
00:16:43,111 --> 00:16:44,654
Her dude in finance.
312
00:16:44,780 --> 00:16:47,616
We should put that financial
advisor to good use!
313
00:16:47,616 --> 00:16:51,661
I regularly entrust him
with my wallet. Good night!
314
00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:55,749
Still no?
315
00:16:57,668 --> 00:16:59,002
I smell weed!
316
00:16:59,961 --> 00:17:01,630
It was great seeing you again.
317
00:17:01,630 --> 00:17:03,507
- Bye.
- Bye.
318
00:17:03,632 --> 00:17:04,800
Bye, Mart!
319
00:17:05,467 --> 00:17:06,593
Bye, Ravi!
320
00:17:12,516 --> 00:17:13,809
That was great.
321
00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:15,060
Thanks.
322
00:17:15,060 --> 00:17:19,356
I needed that after the day
I had. We lost the vineyard.
323
00:17:20,732 --> 00:17:24,152
I told a coworker
about your project and
she'd like to meet you.
324
00:17:24,152 --> 00:17:25,195
Yeah?
325
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:27,364
Who?
326
00:17:27,489 --> 00:17:31,702
Nadège. She's a kind of
dragon with lots of money to
invest in projects like yours.
327
00:17:32,369 --> 00:17:33,286
Well then...
328
00:17:34,538 --> 00:17:36,164
So you told them about me?
329
00:17:36,164 --> 00:17:37,749
Of course. Why wouldn't I?
330
00:17:37,749 --> 00:17:40,669
- And what did you tell them?
- That...
331
00:17:40,669 --> 00:17:42,963
a friend was looking
for an investor.
332
00:17:44,423 --> 00:17:46,842
A 'special' friend, right?
333
00:17:46,842 --> 00:17:47,884
Sure.
334
00:17:50,429 --> 00:17:51,847
Can I get her information?
335
00:17:52,556 --> 00:17:53,890
Yep. Hold on.
336
00:17:59,563 --> 00:18:01,648
- Are you texting it to me?
- Yeah, yeah.
337
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,650
- OK.
- Sent.
338
00:18:07,946 --> 00:18:11,241
Hi, Eve, call me
first thing tomorrow
339
00:18:11,366 --> 00:18:12,242
'cause I have...
340
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:13,910
good news!
341
00:18:16,538 --> 00:18:17,789
Thanks.
342
00:18:17,914 --> 00:18:19,332
Sure, no worries.
343
00:18:27,674 --> 00:18:28,925
Bring in the drinks!
344
00:18:33,472 --> 00:18:36,558
This is Nadège Smith, 45,
a charismatic businesswoman
345
00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:40,937
who could sell you crack
den mattressfor the
price of a brand-new one.
346
00:18:41,063 --> 00:18:45,275
In her hands, we feel as safe
as Céline did with René.
347
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,236
Without the creepy sexual vibes.
Although...
348
00:18:48,737 --> 00:18:51,448
It's easy, girls, real easy.
349
00:18:51,573 --> 00:18:56,036
I can get you the money, find
you a vineyard, even clients,
350
00:18:56,787 --> 00:19:00,791
while you keep doing what
you're already excelling
at: Being superstars,
351
00:19:02,250 --> 00:19:03,794
inspirational women.
352
00:19:03,919 --> 00:19:07,756
I want to turn you
successful comedians into
successful businesswomen!
353
00:19:07,756 --> 00:19:09,800
- Yep.
- Sure.
354
00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:13,804
Bob le Chef, Miss Sushi,
Mario Pelchat...
355
00:19:14,304 --> 00:19:15,305
that's all me.
356
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:21,144
- Ms. Smith...
- Don't be so formal.
357
00:19:21,144 --> 00:19:22,437
Call me Nadège.
358
00:19:23,480 --> 00:19:24,773
- Great. Ms. Nadège...
- No.
359
00:19:24,898 --> 00:19:27,943
- Just Nadège.
- Yeah, OK, but what's next?
360
00:19:27,943 --> 00:19:29,486
We already lost one vineyard!
361
00:19:29,486 --> 00:19:33,198
They're a dime a dozen.
Unlike women who can run them.
362
00:19:33,323 --> 00:19:37,160
I only know... two.
And they're in front of me.
363
00:19:39,955 --> 00:19:41,665
So, what's next?
364
00:19:41,665 --> 00:19:44,501
Well, let me shortlist
365
00:19:44,626 --> 00:19:46,712
a few vineyards
worth checking out.
366
00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,839
Then we'll assess
367
00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,675
the size of your down payment
368
00:19:51,675 --> 00:19:52,843
and I'll...
369
00:19:54,386 --> 00:19:55,971
make up the difference.
370
00:19:57,014 --> 00:19:58,473
There's one more step.
371
00:19:58,473 --> 00:19:59,975
What's the catch?
372
00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,271
This is your 'catch'.
373
00:20:05,313 --> 00:20:07,482
- Sorry. I'm getting emotional.
- Sure.
374
00:20:07,482 --> 00:20:08,942
Thank you, Edwidge.
375
00:20:08,942 --> 00:20:12,029
Thank you, Nicolas! -He
dumped me by text last night.
376
00:20:12,154 --> 00:20:15,115
- Classy.
- Best breakup ever!
377
00:20:15,115 --> 00:20:17,534
There you go!
To
our new relationship!
378
00:20:17,659 --> 00:20:20,203
- Yeah!
- We're not done!
379
00:20:20,203 --> 00:20:24,041
It's just the beginning! The
vineyard remains to be sipped!
380
00:20:24,166 --> 00:20:27,586
- You're overdoing it, Eve.
- That's not in my vocabulary.
381
00:20:27,711 --> 00:20:28,462
Trust yourself.
382
00:20:32,090 --> 00:20:32,966
I can't.
383
00:20:33,675 --> 00:20:35,510
I can't. I'm a morning person.
384
00:20:35,510 --> 00:20:37,387
I can't shit either!
385
00:20:37,387 --> 00:20:40,557
Too bad I didn't think of
eating moose and taking shrooms
386
00:20:40,682 --> 00:20:42,059
to ease
my bowel movement.
387
00:20:46,813 --> 00:20:48,440
What the fuck are you doing?
388
00:20:48,565 --> 00:20:49,524
Sorry.
389
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,236
I used to be a fan!
390
00:20:55,739 --> 00:20:57,449
- Oh my God!
- Gorgeous!
391
00:20:57,574 --> 00:21:00,869
Driving three hours
has never been so worth it!
392
00:21:00,869 --> 00:21:04,164
Picture us in our flowing skirts
with David C-ass-idy.
393
00:21:04,164 --> 00:21:05,582
You got me
at 'flowing skirts'.
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