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Record us! 13 00:00:31,973 --> 00:00:34,851 You'll never see us on your screens together again! 14 00:00:34,851 --> 00:00:37,688 And welcome to the neighbourhood! It's awesome! 15 00:00:37,688 --> 00:00:39,272 Are you done yelling? 16 00:00:40,774 --> 00:00:43,110 Good luck to anyone willing to work with you! 17 00:00:44,528 --> 00:00:46,738 Good luck with your career without me! 18 00:00:46,863 --> 00:00:47,948 - Thanks! - Thanks! 19 00:00:49,366 --> 00:00:50,075 {\an8}2 YEARS LATER 20 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:51,702 Thank you! Good night! 21 00:00:51,702 --> 00:00:56,039 I'm never doing another Karao-Spa! I'm done making a fool of myself! 22 00:00:58,834 --> 00:01:00,168 Where are you? I just wrapped. 23 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:02,963 Eve CÃ'té, can we take a selfie? -Of course! 24 00:01:02,963 --> 00:01:04,840 - Hey you... - What's your name? 25 00:01:04,840 --> 00:01:06,174 - Ã%lodie! - Philippe. 26 00:01:06,842 --> 00:01:09,845 Philippe, with one L and two Ps. 27 00:01:10,303 --> 00:01:11,138 I'm Marie... 28 00:01:13,598 --> 00:01:15,350 Adieu. 29 00:01:15,350 --> 00:01:19,938 I loved the show! Is it true that it hurts when our boobs grow? 30 00:01:19,938 --> 00:01:23,317 Sure is! I couldn't sleep on my stomach for two years. 31 00:01:24,067 --> 00:01:26,945 Time and patience, my child. Thank you. 32 00:01:27,237 --> 00:01:29,072 - Bye! - Sorry, I... 33 00:01:29,072 --> 00:01:32,409 experienced love and heartbreak within a span of 15 seconds. 34 00:01:32,534 --> 00:01:34,828 I'm so down. Can you come and meet me? 35 00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:40,042 - I came as soon as I could! - Surprise! 36 00:01:41,793 --> 00:01:47,090 Ravi Capoor, a 38-year-old pothead, and Marie-Lyne's BFF since high school. 37 00:01:47,090 --> 00:01:51,094 They met while on shrooms and bondedover seeing the same colours. 38 00:01:51,219 --> 00:01:53,096 They've been inseparable ever since. 39 00:01:53,221 --> 00:01:57,059 By the way, Ravi's in love with Joncasbut too chicken to tell her. 40 00:02:00,312 --> 00:02:01,438 I was bored at home. 41 00:02:02,814 --> 00:02:06,818 Martin Boulet, 38, computer programmer, Eve's boyfriend for the last two years 42 00:02:06,943 --> 00:02:08,653 and pretty much a loser. 43 00:02:08,653 --> 00:02:11,948 According to those personality testswe all took in high school, 44 00:02:11,948 --> 00:02:13,784 he'd be a 'Conventional-Realist'. 45 00:02:13,909 --> 00:02:15,535 Oh, and he's so cheap 46 00:02:15,952 --> 00:02:17,829 he only buys flowers at the supermarket 47 00:02:17,954 --> 00:02:19,289 when they're on sale. 48 00:02:21,792 --> 00:02:23,210 That's so nice! 49 00:02:24,127 --> 00:02:25,962 Love is so fucking hard! 50 00:02:25,962 --> 00:02:28,298 - Wanna go for a drink? - Yeah! 51 00:02:40,978 --> 00:02:43,313 - Still on for tomorrow? - Tomorrow? 52 00:02:44,314 --> 00:02:47,818 The two-year anniversary of you using my drunken state to make your move? 53 00:02:47,943 --> 00:02:50,112 Is that how you see our love? 54 00:02:51,279 --> 00:02:52,531 Massage the bunion. 55 00:02:52,781 --> 00:02:54,074 It's so painful! 56 00:02:55,409 --> 00:02:58,954 Still happy after two years despite my old-lady bunions? 57 00:02:58,954 --> 00:03:01,415 They say the first two years are the toughest. 58 00:03:01,415 --> 00:03:05,836 That's for babies, not relationships. -Hey, you opened the baby door! 59 00:03:05,961 --> 00:03:08,880 Don't stick your fingers in, you might lose 'em! 60 00:03:09,006 --> 00:03:12,175 You need to start considering it. You'll be 38 and-- 61 00:03:14,511 --> 00:03:16,263 Sorry. 62 00:03:16,388 --> 00:03:18,015 Yes? 63 00:03:18,015 --> 00:03:22,227 Eve! Don't forget, you've got two gigs tomorrow: 4 PM and 8 PM. 64 00:03:22,352 --> 00:03:24,479 Stéphane Ouellet, not the boxer, 65 00:03:24,479 --> 00:03:26,481 53, talent agent, 66 00:03:26,481 --> 00:03:29,985 representing us and other losershe's trying to promote, unsuccessfully. 67 00:03:29,985 --> 00:03:32,112 We're his only working act. 68 00:03:32,112 --> 00:03:35,866 Listen, Eve, you know what'd be great for France? 69 00:03:35,866 --> 00:03:37,451 I'm not on board yet. 70 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:41,496 It might be smart for you to go on-- -No way, Stéphane. 71 00:03:41,496 --> 00:03:45,834 You don't know what I was gonna say. -I do. Go on who-know-who's show. 72 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,085 Come on, Eve, 73 00:03:47,085 --> 00:03:49,504 a quick appearance on Marie-Lyne's talk show. 74 00:03:49,504 --> 00:03:53,508 Stéphane, I'd rather take a rowboat to France than appear on her show! 75 00:03:53,508 --> 00:03:57,804 Don't you think it might be time to-- -Leave? Yep. Meet me at the bar. 76 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,640 That's not-- 77 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,393 At the bar? You already had four drinks while on stage, plus this one... 78 00:04:03,518 --> 00:04:06,313 I wasn't drinking, my character was. Duh! 79 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:11,401 Martin is organized, industrious, serious... 80 00:04:11,526 --> 00:04:14,696 while my girlfriends and I share poop pics in a FB group. 81 00:04:15,113 --> 00:04:18,325 Really? -Guess I hope I'm not too dumb for him. 82 00:04:19,618 --> 00:04:21,370 OK, but... 83 00:04:21,370 --> 00:04:24,539 my question was, what kind of place should we take the French out to? 84 00:04:24,539 --> 00:04:26,041 Greek is a no-go. 85 00:04:26,041 --> 00:04:30,545 Garlic makes me belch like an old fart whose food is repeating on her. 86 00:04:31,922 --> 00:04:33,215 Got it. 87 00:04:33,215 --> 00:04:35,592 So, yeah, two years ain't bad. 88 00:04:35,926 --> 00:04:37,969 I love him. I do. 89 00:04:38,095 --> 00:04:42,182 Who are you trying to convince here? -Shut up, I'm talking to myself. 90 00:04:42,307 --> 00:04:44,976 This is my longest relationship since... 91 00:04:45,102 --> 00:04:48,480 - Since... - Marie-Lyne. Just saying... 92 00:04:49,439 --> 00:04:53,443 What are you talking about? -Look, I may not know much about love-- 93 00:04:53,443 --> 00:04:56,321 - Or relationships. - But I know couples. 94 00:04:56,321 --> 00:04:59,449 I was your manager for six years. You two should talk. 95 00:04:59,449 --> 00:05:00,993 I'll have another. 96 00:05:01,118 --> 00:05:03,328 - Toke? - Not in public. 97 00:05:03,453 --> 00:05:06,373 - It's legal. - But lame for a 38-year-old. 98 00:05:06,498 --> 00:05:09,292 - You're saying I'm lame? - No, with you it's fitting. 99 00:05:09,292 --> 00:05:11,503 I'd miss it if you didn't reek of weed. 100 00:05:11,628 --> 00:05:16,133 - I can quit, you know. - Sure. You've been saying so for 20 years. 101 00:05:16,258 --> 00:05:19,970 I've got no reason to quit. But I'd do it for a girlfriend. 102 00:05:20,095 --> 00:05:21,972 Please don't. 103 00:05:21,972 --> 00:05:25,308 I'd miss your stoner jokes that just crack me up. 104 00:05:25,434 --> 00:05:28,020 - Two shots of Jameson. - I'm out. 105 00:05:28,145 --> 00:05:29,938 Wait! I wanna talk about France. 106 00:05:29,938 --> 00:05:32,441 Finally. -I need to focus on what matters. 107 00:05:32,441 --> 00:05:37,279 Right. Two more gigs before you can be free as a bird and fly to France. 108 00:05:37,279 --> 00:05:41,992 You've got what it takes to make it big there! But first things first! 109 00:05:42,117 --> 00:05:44,786 - That's my boy! - No! I meant finish your tour! 110 00:05:45,162 --> 00:05:48,415 No shot for me. I'm not paying for that. -I'll take it. Bye. 111 00:05:49,332 --> 00:05:51,168 I doesn't affect me much. 112 00:05:51,668 --> 00:05:53,587 Doesn't affect you? Ravi. 113 00:05:53,712 --> 00:05:57,382 You're standing in a puddle and your wallet's hanging from its chain. 114 00:05:57,382 --> 00:06:00,469 Jesus, trash this, will you? People know me. 115 00:06:01,219 --> 00:06:02,929 I'll wait for you inside. 116 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:05,432 Sorry for being safety-conscious. 117 00:06:21,198 --> 00:06:22,282 Hi. 118 00:06:22,282 --> 00:06:25,452 I'd like a glass of white. Any kind'll do, thanks. 119 00:06:26,453 --> 00:06:27,454 Shit! 120 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:33,126 RAVI: Alert, quarter to!! 121 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:37,339 No, no, no... 122 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:40,676 RAVI: Alert, quarter AFTER!! 123 00:06:45,389 --> 00:06:46,181 Shit. 124 00:06:48,684 --> 00:06:50,143 I'm too stoned for this. 125 00:06:55,399 --> 00:06:58,402 So, it looks like I'm gonna tour in France. 126 00:06:58,527 --> 00:07:02,531 Yep, season three is on. They wanted me to sign on for season four, 127 00:07:02,656 --> 00:07:04,449 but I was like, "hold on". 128 00:07:04,574 --> 00:07:07,577 Always doing the same stuff... sounds lazy to me. 129 00:07:07,577 --> 00:07:09,746 A six-year run. Yep. 130 00:07:09,746 --> 00:07:12,290 We repeated the same gig 328 times. 131 00:07:13,291 --> 00:07:15,502 That's 327 times too many if you ask me. 132 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:19,548 - That's what got you started. - My fans come to see me, 133 00:07:19,548 --> 00:07:21,091 not my guests! 134 00:07:21,216 --> 00:07:24,177 You mean suburban moms and their bored husbands? 135 00:07:24,303 --> 00:07:27,389 Don't be a snob. You're from Roberval. You haven't changed. 136 00:07:27,389 --> 00:07:30,517 Yep, I stayed true to myself instead of pretending 137 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:35,147 to be happy with a guy so beige old ladies are jealous he's not their pants. 138 00:07:35,147 --> 00:07:37,441 At least somebody loves me. 139 00:07:37,566 --> 00:07:41,570 Did fucking all these emotionally stunted guys help you find your dead dad? 140 00:07:41,570 --> 00:07:45,741 No. I'm taking it slow instead of settling for a man half my size. 141 00:07:47,284 --> 00:07:48,493 I'm outta here. 142 00:07:49,369 --> 00:07:52,122 - Someone 's waiting for me. - Sure. Keep running away 143 00:07:52,247 --> 00:07:55,334 whenever things don't go your way. -Fuck you! 144 00:07:57,461 --> 00:07:58,253 Thanks. 145 00:07:59,171 --> 00:08:00,756 Sorry. She's so rude. 146 00:08:03,175 --> 00:08:04,301 Wanna do a shot? 147 00:08:22,819 --> 00:08:24,279 It's just me! 148 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,280 Just me! 149 00:08:27,657 --> 00:08:28,700 Did you miss the couch? 150 00:08:30,369 --> 00:08:33,205 Very perceptive. I almost got a concussion 151 00:08:34,790 --> 00:08:36,208 Hold on... 152 00:08:41,171 --> 00:08:42,422 Much comfier! 153 00:08:43,799 --> 00:08:47,427 Were you gonna drink this by yourself? -Nah, it's to deglaze the onions 154 00:08:47,427 --> 00:08:49,554 for a hamburger steak. Want some? 155 00:08:51,807 --> 00:08:54,559 Here's to assholes, 156 00:08:54,559 --> 00:08:56,478 mainly female ones! 157 00:08:56,478 --> 00:08:59,564 Aren't you supposed to toast before you drink? 158 00:09:01,191 --> 00:09:03,485 I really wanted to thank you for coming back! 159 00:09:03,485 --> 00:09:06,238 Only you love me enough to do that. 160 00:09:06,238 --> 00:09:10,492 Well, Eve did. But I guess your feud didn't end tonight. 161 00:09:10,492 --> 00:09:12,285 I'm telling you, 162 00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:16,665 she gets to me like no other and knows exactly what buttons to press. 163 00:09:17,666 --> 00:09:20,419 We had nice plans for tomorrow. Don't get wasted. 164 00:09:20,544 --> 00:09:24,589 We're already tomorrow. Happy two-year anniversary, my love! 165 00:09:24,589 --> 00:09:28,677 Whatever, look! I'm not lonely 'cause I have you! 166 00:09:28,677 --> 00:09:30,804 - You brown-noser! - No, I mean it. 167 00:09:31,096 --> 00:09:31,847 "I mean it." 168 00:09:35,434 --> 00:09:39,646 Oh! Let's do another shot! -Don't you have an early meeting? 169 00:09:39,646 --> 00:09:40,981 Exactly. 170 00:09:41,189 --> 00:09:42,441 -"Exactly." - Hey! 171 00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:46,278 Two more shots please. Yep. 172 00:09:46,403 --> 00:09:47,738 Do I look drunk? 173 00:09:50,866 --> 00:09:52,242 Come to bed. 174 00:09:52,242 --> 00:09:53,577 Martin, Martin... 175 00:09:56,538 --> 00:09:58,790 You got a 15-minute window for anal. 176 00:09:58,915 --> 00:10:00,709 Huh? Ah, c'mon! 177 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:07,549 Marie-Lyne, pull yourself together. Your behaviour is starting to impact ratings. 178 00:10:08,467 --> 00:10:10,552 It's like you've checked out or got bored. 179 00:10:11,970 --> 00:10:16,058 Mario Pinard, 55, producerof the Marie-Lyne. Period , a talk show 180 00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:19,061 I've been hosting for two - years. - He knows the industry 181 00:10:19,394 --> 00:10:21,730 but is still stuck in the old ways. 182 00:10:21,730 --> 00:10:23,148 My behaviour? 183 00:10:23,649 --> 00:10:27,444 Sure it's not the internet, podcasts, the decline in ad revenue, 184 00:10:27,569 --> 00:10:30,906 and platforms that are having an impact on ratings, Mario? 185 00:10:31,031 --> 00:10:32,658 I can't fire the internet. 186 00:10:34,326 --> 00:10:38,997 I get that but keeping a straight face through Karao-Spa interviews is not easy. 187 00:10:38,997 --> 00:10:41,708 I wanted my own talk show, not circus. 188 00:10:41,833 --> 00:10:45,462 I'm not the only one who saw how uncomfortable Sophie Thibault was, 189 00:10:45,587 --> 00:10:47,255 singing Koriass in a tankini. 190 00:10:47,381 --> 00:10:49,758 You think? I don't mind 191 00:10:49,758 --> 00:10:52,469 as long as we keep the Truth or Dairy segment 192 00:10:52,594 --> 00:10:54,346 because of our sponsors. 193 00:10:54,346 --> 00:10:56,098 Fucking sponsors... 194 00:10:57,140 --> 00:11:01,311 And if you need to talk to someone or need support, even a shoulder to lean on-- 195 00:11:01,311 --> 00:11:03,063 Thanks for offering. 196 00:11:03,438 --> 00:11:05,524 One of our HR guys is trained for that. 197 00:11:06,858 --> 00:11:09,736 I miss the Marie-Lyne from two years ago. 198 00:11:09,736 --> 00:11:11,989 Well, she doesn't exist anymore. 199 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:13,740 Of course she does. 200 00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:16,952 Could a missing piece be keeping success at bay? 201 00:11:16,952 --> 00:11:18,662 - A missing piece? - Yeah. 202 00:11:18,787 --> 00:11:22,457 In the shape of an old friend she could patch things with on TV. 203 00:11:22,457 --> 00:11:24,793 OK... so you're talking about Eve. 204 00:11:24,793 --> 00:11:27,921 That's the kind of thing that would show us 205 00:11:28,046 --> 00:11:30,632 that you're really invested. Do it for the show! 206 00:11:30,632 --> 00:11:33,010 OK, listen, I'll think about it. 207 00:11:33,135 --> 00:11:37,514 But later. Gotta get my asshole plugged for the Human Hourglass segment first. 208 00:11:37,639 --> 00:11:41,560 What a stroke of genius on your part. -It's very profitable! 209 00:11:54,448 --> 00:11:58,702 I can't believe I used to listen to Steph Carse and Marie Carmen on this! 210 00:11:59,911 --> 00:12:03,290 Geez, I didn't expect smashing things to be this satisfying. 211 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,916 What made you choose this? 212 00:12:05,042 --> 00:12:08,545 Honestly, I wanted to impress you on our two-year anniversary. 213 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:13,008 It's fun but a bit violent. How about we just go to wine country next year? 214 00:12:16,553 --> 00:12:18,805 Good to know you think we'll be together next year. 215 00:12:18,930 --> 00:12:22,017 Maybe we should start thinking about making babies. 216 00:12:22,976 --> 00:12:24,436 Sure, we can 'start' to... 217 00:12:24,561 --> 00:12:26,980 Sorry, I'm obsessing. 218 00:12:26,980 --> 00:12:29,399 Haven't we partied enough? 219 00:12:29,524 --> 00:12:32,444 And new moms are not super fond of vineyards... 220 00:12:32,569 --> 00:12:36,031 Well, mine downed a bottle while giving me my bath. 221 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,074 To each their own. 222 00:12:41,828 --> 00:12:42,788 Here! 223 00:12:44,373 --> 00:12:46,041 - Ta-dam! - Sushi? 224 00:12:47,501 --> 00:12:50,545 It's like being in Farmer Wants A Wife. I love it! 225 00:12:51,963 --> 00:12:52,965 - Cheers. - Cheers! 226 00:12:55,634 --> 00:12:58,512 Enjoy it while you can. Can't eat sushi while pregnant. 227 00:12:58,512 --> 00:13:00,597 Let me savour the moment. 228 00:13:00,722 --> 00:13:04,768 I want to enjoy my tuna, not think about poisoned fetuses. 229 00:13:04,768 --> 00:13:08,647 Sorry, you're right. They weren't cheap, so let's savour them. 230 00:13:09,898 --> 00:13:11,191 Sorry, it's Steph. 231 00:13:11,441 --> 00:13:13,110 But it's our anniversary! 232 00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:14,569 Hi, Stéphane! 233 00:13:14,695 --> 00:13:15,570 Eve, 234 00:13:15,570 --> 00:13:17,948 I know you're busy so I'll be quick. 235 00:13:18,073 --> 00:13:19,658 I'm swamped here too. 236 00:13:20,992 --> 00:13:22,119 Is everything OK? 237 00:13:22,911 --> 00:13:25,122 I hear some rumbling in the background. 238 00:13:25,247 --> 00:13:27,124 Yeah, I'm fine. What is it? 239 00:13:27,249 --> 00:13:29,167 I just got a call from France. 240 00:13:29,459 --> 00:13:30,836 Ooh! Good news? 241 00:13:30,836 --> 00:13:34,089 A French producer is coming to see your show next month. 242 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:38,844 I don't have any gigs planned. -You'll be doing Marie-Lyne's talk show. 243 00:13:38,969 --> 00:13:42,848 - Are you kidding me? - I spoke to the producer, Mario, 244 00:13:42,848 --> 00:13:44,016 who agrees with me. 245 00:13:44,016 --> 00:13:47,769 And you didn't think getting my OK was important? 246 00:13:47,769 --> 00:13:50,689 I made a brunch reservation for you two tomorrow. 247 00:13:50,814 --> 00:13:52,899 Clear things up, so that next month 248 00:13:53,025 --> 00:13:56,028 - you two can work together. - And she agreed to that? 249 00:13:57,904 --> 00:14:01,283 She's willing to meet you halfway and bury the ratchet. 250 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,743 Hatchet. 251 00:14:02,743 --> 00:14:04,953 I don't give a fuck what you bury 252 00:14:04,953 --> 00:14:07,789 as long as you two rekindle your chemistry, 253 00:14:07,789 --> 00:14:09,958 so that we can all profit from it. 254 00:14:10,876 --> 00:14:12,961 It it goes awry, fuck the hatchet, 255 00:14:12,961 --> 00:14:15,172 - I'm burying our contract. - 10 AM tomorrow. 256 00:14:15,505 --> 00:14:17,799 Fine, OK. 257 00:14:17,799 --> 00:14:21,136 I'm only doing this because of France. We're going to France! 258 00:14:21,470 --> 00:14:22,971 Long live France. 259 00:14:24,806 --> 00:14:26,725 Did she already hang up? 260 00:14:30,604 --> 00:14:32,564 We're going to France? When? 261 00:14:34,316 --> 00:14:39,279 It's always your projects, not ours. -I can't start a career in France at 50. 262 00:14:39,696 --> 00:14:42,699 Sure, makes more sense to wait till 50 to get pregnant. 263 00:14:43,992 --> 00:14:47,496 You're hard to follow. This morning it was babies, tonight, Paris. 264 00:14:47,496 --> 00:14:49,998 I'm not really myself before coffee. 265 00:14:49,998 --> 00:14:51,291 Listen, 266 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:54,711 I'll tell you what I want. I want a baby. With you. 267 00:14:54,836 --> 00:14:56,088 For real. 268 00:14:56,213 --> 00:14:59,132 But before I can do that, I need to live first. 269 00:14:59,257 --> 00:15:01,051 Is that OK? 270 00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:04,596 I have this lust for life now because I know this is where we're headed. 271 00:15:04,596 --> 00:15:07,808 But I need to know what I'm capable of first. 272 00:15:09,226 --> 00:15:12,771 Why didn't you say so before? -I thought we had an understanding. 273 00:15:12,896 --> 00:15:14,106 Right? 274 00:15:14,231 --> 00:15:17,025 But first, lemme drink all the French wine I desire. 275 00:15:17,025 --> 00:15:19,778 I'm saying yes to a baby, but not tonight. 276 00:15:19,778 --> 00:15:22,823 You'll have to keep cumming on my tits a while longer. 277 00:15:29,037 --> 00:15:29,996 So? 278 00:15:31,540 --> 00:15:33,834 Not bad for a hungover gal, eh? 279 00:15:35,210 --> 00:15:37,004 So you haven't seen this yet? 280 00:15:38,297 --> 00:15:40,007 An iPad? Sure, I have. 281 00:15:45,053 --> 00:15:48,056 "Marie-Lyne Joncas ruffles feathers..." What? 282 00:15:48,974 --> 00:15:53,645 "The recent misconduct of 41-year-old..." -Hey, I'm 38. 283 00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:56,356 "...mark a period in which, frankly, 284 00:15:56,732 --> 00:15:59,651 "the former host has lost some of her sparkle and bite 285 00:15:59,651 --> 00:16:02,821 "and doesn't seem motivated to create quality programs." 286 00:16:03,989 --> 00:16:06,116 It's even worse when well written. 287 00:16:07,659 --> 00:16:09,911 Mario, I can see you're worried. Don't be. 288 00:16:10,037 --> 00:16:13,623 As soon as a celebrity dons an ugly tube dress on Big Brother, 289 00:16:13,749 --> 00:16:16,501 they'll forget all about me, I swear. 290 00:16:16,626 --> 00:16:18,003 That's your solution? 291 00:16:18,128 --> 00:16:23,842 I'm meeting Eve tomorrow to fake a reunion. I've done my part. 292 00:16:23,842 --> 00:16:26,261 I'm afraid it might not be enough. 293 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:31,183 Are you sick? Do you have melanoma? 294 00:16:31,183 --> 00:16:33,268 You should disclose it now. 295 00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:37,648 I'm meeting with Eve to save my career despite the industry wishing I had cancer! 296 00:16:37,648 --> 00:16:38,940 By the way, Mario, 297 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:41,902 onions are not dairy, they're vegetables! 298 00:16:49,201 --> 00:16:53,580 Guess the article was right, you are ruffling feathers. I'm choking on 'em. 299 00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:58,710 You can't always trust reporters. For instance, some said your show is good. 300 00:16:58,835 --> 00:17:03,173 You've always been quick-witted. Too bad it doesn't show with your guests. 301 00:17:03,298 --> 00:17:08,887 So you are watching us? Thanks for being there. We need you. Don't abandon us. 302 00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:14,059 Well... 303 00:17:14,184 --> 00:17:15,727 here's to our reunion. 304 00:17:15,852 --> 00:17:17,771 - Professional. - Totally. 305 00:17:29,825 --> 00:17:34,204 Nothing will ever be as funny as when the Canadians advanced to the finals 306 00:17:34,329 --> 00:17:36,123 and you smoked with your feet. 307 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:44,756 Remember the blister I found between my toes the next day? 308 00:17:44,756 --> 00:17:46,883 I can still feel your pain. 309 00:17:48,302 --> 00:17:51,972 Dunno if it's the bubbly that's making me say what I'm about to say but... 310 00:17:53,056 --> 00:17:55,475 - I'm happy to see you, buddy. - You know 311 00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,686 how awkward I am at these things. 312 00:17:58,145 --> 00:18:00,272 I'll just raise my glass and say, I agree. 313 00:18:00,397 --> 00:18:04,109 I said it first! -I was starting to get emotional. 314 00:18:06,987 --> 00:18:11,783 Do you remember why we stopped talking? -Yeah. You went solo without telling me. 315 00:18:11,783 --> 00:18:15,120 You told everyone but me you had had enough of our show. 316 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:20,751 Eve, I was tired. The tour had ended. I just needed to let the dust settle. 317 00:18:21,918 --> 00:18:23,170 You could've told me. 318 00:18:24,046 --> 00:18:25,922 Is that why we stopped talking? 319 00:18:25,922 --> 00:18:28,425 I was waiting for you to apologize. 320 00:18:28,425 --> 00:18:30,177 I was hoping you would. 321 00:18:31,053 --> 00:18:32,846 Fine, so, we both apologize. 322 00:18:32,846 --> 00:18:35,223 - We're sorry, everyone! - Sorry! 323 00:18:35,349 --> 00:18:36,183 Good. 324 00:18:38,226 --> 00:18:40,854 Oof. Check out the beige capris. 325 00:18:42,856 --> 00:18:46,318 Are these the pants you were comparing my boyfriend to? 326 00:18:46,443 --> 00:18:48,278 I thought that was him. 327 00:18:49,946 --> 00:18:53,992 Should we order another bottle? -Totally. We're celebrating our reunion. 328 00:18:53,992 --> 00:18:57,371 But without the OJ. It's giving me heartburn. 329 00:18:57,371 --> 00:19:00,332 Girl! Two bottles of bubbly, 330 00:19:00,332 --> 00:19:01,667 - to go. - Yeah. 331 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,794 Uncork it then recork it. 332 00:19:07,297 --> 00:19:10,217 Remember all the dreams we had? 333 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:13,053 Mucho dreams, man! Like what, again? 334 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:18,058 We wanted to buy a donkey and call it... -David C-ass-idy! 335 00:19:19,393 --> 00:19:22,479 Didn't we want to buy a vineyard too? And make our own wine. 336 00:19:22,479 --> 00:19:24,815 - Let's do it! - Are you insane? 337 00:19:24,815 --> 00:19:28,694 We just patched things up. How about we start up slow? 338 00:19:28,694 --> 00:19:30,779 Like with a TV show. 339 00:19:30,779 --> 00:19:35,367 Are you insane? With our foul mouths, no broadcaster is stupid enough to hire us. 340 00:19:35,492 --> 00:19:38,912 I'm telling you, we should follow our true passion. 341 00:19:39,913 --> 00:19:42,249 - Trust me. - Let's follow it, then. 342 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:44,835 - Press send! - Hold on! 343 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,546 - It's just the alcohol talking. - No, it's our dream. 344 00:19:47,963 --> 00:19:49,798 Alcohol is just speeding things along. 345 00:19:49,923 --> 00:19:52,134 - Let's go! - I gotta talk to my boyfriend. 346 00:19:52,134 --> 00:19:54,303 I'm giving you an order, Eve CÃ'té! 347 00:19:54,303 --> 00:19:57,806 It'll still be on sale tomorrow! -Maybe it won't. Press send! 348 00:19:57,806 --> 00:20:00,267 Let's live our lives to the fullest! 349 00:20:05,147 --> 00:20:07,774 Hey you two! Back together? 350 00:20:07,899 --> 00:20:09,526 - Yep! - Yes. We're buying this! 351 00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:11,028 Look! 352 00:20:14,364 --> 00:20:15,866 "Visit tomorrow, 1 PM." 353 00:20:19,411 --> 00:20:21,997 From drunks to winemakers! 354 00:20:21,997 --> 00:20:24,374 We'll visit, then buy it, then be rich! 355 00:20:25,500 --> 00:20:28,336 Have you ever worked on a farm? -How much? 356 00:20:28,336 --> 00:20:31,715 I know how much money you make and you can't afford it. 357 00:20:32,132 --> 00:20:35,552 But is it doable? -Sounds like a stupid drunken plan. 28756

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