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Congratulations!
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Your penis is a Tentacruel
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with bulging pink glans and glittering mushroom blue veins.
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Your penis is filled with a…
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Quiet menace.
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Your Bulbasaur's special move
is Ooze Attack, extremely potent pre-cum.
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Watch out for…
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Accidental pregnancies.
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Your Flygon's special move is Poison Prison.
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In which you ask a girl for so many
reassurances that she loves you,
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that she stops loving you.
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Your Gengar's special moves are Ooze Attack and Clear Body,
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in which your penis completely disappears,
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which can happen when it's cold out
or if you hear your mother's voice.
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Your weiner is the cutest little Pokémon.
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Pikachu, Pikachu.
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And it ejaculates with a sneeze. Achoo!
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Achoo!
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You got 200 fans?
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A hundred-ninety-six to be exact.
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And you're just describing dicks as Pokémon?
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Turns out the ones that hate their dicks,
they tip the most.
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That is amazing.
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No, what's amazing is WangMangler99. She has 50,000 fans.
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But no one can find me.
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I need more exposure if I want more subscribers.
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That's why I need to hook up with someone
who's better at this than I am.
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Who's the cutest?
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Isn't he the cutest?
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Yes, he is.
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Shout, shout, shout.
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Shout, shout, shout.
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Shout at the devil!
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Nice.
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Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs.
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Boobs. Boobs.
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It's so meta, dude.
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Don't make me look too fancy.
We want things to feel authentic.
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I know. I just have a thing about flat lighting.
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Can I try on some of your cosplay stuff?
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Oh, my God. Yes. Yes, please.
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Just not Shadowheart, she's not ready yet.
But anything else.
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- Nice. Oh, that's nice with your hair.
- Like this? Like that?
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Sick.
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- You wanna see?
- Yeah.
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There you go.
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Oh, my God. These are funny.
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They're also hot.
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Where you going?
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Well, day job does call from time to time.
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Shuffling papers in the education mines.
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Oh, right.
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What?
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Nothing. Just…
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Jealous, is all.
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Sorry.
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What are those?
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Cheri just shipped me all of my belongings.
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Media Mail. The cruelest class.
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Kind of makes it official when your stuff gets sent.
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You've been in your room a lot.
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Yeah, so have you.
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In Susie's room. What are you two doing in there?
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We're making educational videos.
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Look, guys, I'm not just gonna pour
hot wax all over my tits for free.
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Yeah, guys, it's a very complicated process.
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If you wanna see that, we'll do a payment plan, okay?
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But we have to lay down a tarp.
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We have to get protective eye wear.
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- It's like a whole situation.
- You gotta think of the furniture.
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- You have to think of the furniture.
- Somebody think of the furniture.
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I want to go to a scare zone right now.
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I need to go to a haunted maze.
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You like the one with the spiders
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- at Knott's Scary Farm.
- You know damn well…
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But she doesn't like the clowns that come and jump at you…
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Knott's, huh?
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Wait.
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I knew it. I knew it.
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That's the Huntington Beach pier.
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You woke me for this?
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- These girls are locals.
- Okay.
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With like 50,000 fans each.
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Last week, they had a couple thousand
people watching their stream, live.
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HungryGhost needs to be buddies with these girls.
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It does sound beneficial.
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I'm gonna message 'em. Okay.
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"Hi, I love your streams and I also live in Orange County
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and I would love to be a guest someday,
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if you would be willing to help a new
creator survive in this crazy world."
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No, you're being way too thirsty.
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"PS. Big fan."
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You said that already.
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And $50 tip.
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You can't buy buddies, Margo.
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Watch me.
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Zero response.
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"Ha ha."
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That's what I get for $50?
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"Ha ha." Okay.
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"Fuck the fuck off,
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you flat-lit, flat-ass, Orange County, trash heap bitches."
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Fuck you.
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What?
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"Titmouse"?
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What do you mean you're going over there?
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I mean, I'm going over there.
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I paid them 50 bucks. I deserve satisfaction.
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These could be dangerous people.
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Well, I can be dangerous too.
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- Hey, how we doing?
- Hey, hi.
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Could you watch Bodhi for a couple hours?
I have a job interview.
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Yeah. It just so happens my schedule's free today.
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Margo.
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Don't take it personal, sweetie.
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She's just really annoyed at you. Come inside.
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Hi, I'm...
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HungryGhost.
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We protect our precious identities
around here. I'm SucculentRose.
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Rose for short. Welcome, welcome, chica.
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You look "funkadelic."
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You got some balls to actually show up here.
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Hi, baby.
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That's Biotch.
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She's a thousand years old. She hates the Roomba.
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And KC.
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I mean, WangMangler.
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She acts mean, but really it's an affectation.
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In actuality, she's fine.
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Right, you're fine? Use your words.
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Look, I'm sorry. It's just, I paid $50
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and all I got back was "Ha ha" and it triggered me.
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It triggered you? You're not getting back your 50 bucks.
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Okay. K, K, K, K. Hey. Hi.
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She's really pretty and young.
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So, what are we? Chopped liver?
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No. You've been saying it's time for us
to introduce some new characters
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and our lighting is flat. Maybe she can help.
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Look at her, she's green.
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Green? I'm not that green.
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Don't get crazy, girl.
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Oh, yeah, you're not that green?
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You showed up to a random person's house
in the middle of the week,
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wearing fucking space buns. You don't even know us.
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She's got a point.
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Did you even share your location with anybody?
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It's just not something that an experienced person does.
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We could be human traffickers.
Skin suit people. You don't know.
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But you're not human traffickers.
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You don't know.
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What's skin suit people?
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Like the movie that we watched
the other day. Like Buffalo Bill.
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- Yeah.
- He was sweet
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and he loved his little dog too.
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Either way, you're not ready.
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I think she's right.
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You know, you risk being a liability.
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Guys, look, I know that I am new to this…
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But I am so, so eager to collaborate.
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And I've been told that I'm a really good writer by people.
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I've got big ideas, world-transforming concepts
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to drive your numbers up and up and up.
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There she goes.
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And listen to this crowd. Electric!
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As Leather and Lace take on Jinx.
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Oh, my goodness.
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See? You get him around.
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You see, how she's got him?
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Guess again, ladies!
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Brutal…
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Hello.
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Hello.
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- Where's Margo?
- Job interview.
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Goddamn it.
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You watching yourself fight women, Jinx?
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No. It's just an old match with Leather and Lace.
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She was supposed to do wedding prep with me today.
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You can't reschedule?
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You can't unbake a cake.
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Marcy from the church has a bakery in Yorba Linda…
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How is church, Shyanne? Are you enjoying church?
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And she's doing our wedding cake for free,
but I have to pick the flavor.
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What's your favorite Psalm?
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And there is no way I am stuffing myself
with all this sugar so close to the date.
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I happen to have developed quite a refined palate.
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- Fine. Go for it.
- Yeah?
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All right.
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Hi, baby.
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- You got him?
- Uh-huh.
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Hey. Hey, baby.
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This one's…
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Nice crumb.
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What the fuck?
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He just cries with me.
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I pass him back and…
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Bend your knees.
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- I'm sorry?
- Go ahead. Bend 'em.
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I didn't say squat. Just slightly.
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Okay.
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Yeah. It's all in the legs.
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When you bend the knees, kinda works like a shock system.
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They feel safe.
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What?
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I don't suppose you could've shared this with me back then?
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When you walked out on her, she was a baby, you know?
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Of all the times when she would need to be held,
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would need to be made to feel safe, and you?
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No, couldn't bother to say to me
just bend your fucking knees.
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What's your problem, Shyanne?
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My problem is that she has always innately…
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I mean, you don't even know her.
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And she doesn't have the slightest idea of you.
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And yet, with you she feels held and she feels safe.
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry. Just wedding stress and the planning.
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I'm just…
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Sometimes I think the whole wedding industrial complex is…
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Is designed to make a woman feel like a failure.
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This one right here, is the one.
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It's pink champagne.
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Hello, sexy Zelda. You're born to cosplay, bitch.
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I still can't believe they actually asked you to collab.
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Well, it's just a trial. A couple
photo shoots in their weird sex-loft.
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A mutually beneficial agreement.
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They're worried that they're gonna get stale.
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And I'm fresh meat.
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High in Omega-3s.
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Oh, gobble, gobble.
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Think I might actually make a real living out of this.
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Hey, cool dad shirt.
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Listen…
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There's this fan expo.
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It's wrestlers, ex-wrestlers.
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Signing autographs, that sorta thing.
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00:17:21,250 --> 00:17:25,920
I typically avoid 'em because
they're for somebody I used to be,
238
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,500
which I'm not now.
239
00:17:33,050 --> 00:17:34,720
How would you feel about coming with me?
240
00:17:36,010 --> 00:17:39,100
- Everything okay?
- Your mother made a remark.
241
00:17:40,260 --> 00:17:44,270
How you don't have the slightest idea of me.
242
00:17:44,350 --> 00:17:46,770
- That's not true.
- It's true enough.
243
00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:51,440
Anyway, it would be good for you
to get a glimpse of my prior life.
244
00:17:52,190 --> 00:17:53,280
The prior me.
245
00:17:55,360 --> 00:17:56,910
I'm trying.
246
00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:00,120
This is me trying.
247
00:18:01,950 --> 00:18:03,790
I think he might be depressed.
248
00:18:05,790 --> 00:18:07,040
Or it was what I said.
249
00:18:09,710 --> 00:18:11,300
Nice. Okay…
250
00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:15,470
Well, you know, it's natural
for a father to want to know his daughter
251
00:18:15,550 --> 00:18:20,140
and for said daughter to have feelings
if she doesn't actually know him.
252
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:21,720
True.
253
00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:26,600
I think I might talk to him. You know, clear the air.
254
00:18:27,730 --> 00:18:28,810
It'll be fine.
255
00:18:30,690 --> 00:18:33,110
- Girls, have you seen Bodhi's binky?
- No! No!
256
00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:34,690
Never mind!
257
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,070
Oh, my God.
258
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:45,910
I'm sorry. I should've assumed.
259
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,250
I mean, I guess it makes sense that you and Susie
260
00:18:49,330 --> 00:18:51,790
would be in a romantic relationship
261
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,300
and decide not to tell me.
262
00:18:53,380 --> 00:18:54,420
That's…
263
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:56,340
That's not it at all.
264
00:18:56,420 --> 00:18:57,420
Okay.
265
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:00,760
Then… Then what?
266
00:19:02,180 --> 00:19:03,430
It's…
267
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:06,270
My job.
268
00:19:07,770 --> 00:19:08,770
Your job?
269
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,070
I'm just gonna say it.
270
00:19:19,490 --> 00:19:23,740
I made an account on OnlyFans and that's my job.
271
00:19:24,950 --> 00:19:26,450
You're on OnlyFans?
272
00:19:28,540 --> 00:19:29,540
I am.
273
00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,880
It's… It's mainly writing.
274
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,960
It's like descriptive prose, really.
275
00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:38,970
There are… There are sometimes some images.
276
00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:41,720
May I see?
277
00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:44,560
Absolutely not.
278
00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:48,140
So, it's pornography.
279
00:19:49,310 --> 00:19:50,980
It's not pornography.
280
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:53,020
Sometimes there's…
281
00:19:53,980 --> 00:19:55,730
Some nudity.
282
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,400
Oh, God. Margo.
283
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,030
Oh, I hate this. I hate it.
284
00:20:00,110 --> 00:20:02,360
You don't wanna be one of those kinds of girls.
285
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:06,540
What kind of girls?
286
00:20:08,660 --> 00:20:10,210
Sluts? Those kind of girls?
287
00:20:10,290 --> 00:20:13,130
Girls who use sex and exhibitionism to get what they want.
288
00:20:18,090 --> 00:20:19,300
This is not you.
289
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:23,340
So…
290
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:25,800
What's me?
291
00:20:26,310 --> 00:20:27,850
Why don't you tell me what's me?
292
00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:31,060
Well, my mom worked at Hooters
and my father was a pro wrestler.
293
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:34,100
So, tell me what's me.
294
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,320
What about Bodhi's dad?
295
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:38,820
- What does he think about this?
- No. He doesn't get a vote.
296
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:41,320
- He's not in the picture.
- Well, he may one day
297
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:44,280
- want to reenter the picture.
- I don't wanna talk about him ever.
298
00:20:47,160 --> 00:20:50,370
This is not something an honorable person does.
299
00:20:51,410 --> 00:20:52,580
I have a son…
300
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,040
Who needs to be provided for.
301
00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:01,340
How dare you judge me?
302
00:21:07,350 --> 00:21:12,940
The night we met I knew I needed you so.
303
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:20,230
And if I had the chance I'd never let you go.
304
00:21:21,360 --> 00:21:22,610
Hey.
305
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:25,216
- What are you doing?
- What do you mean what am I doing?
306
00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,120
I'm picking you up to do our errands.
307
00:21:27,740 --> 00:21:29,386
Do you remember we have a wedding coming up?
308
00:21:29,410 --> 00:21:32,410
No, I mean what are you doing
suddenly jerking the radio off like that?
309
00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:34,160
Like what?
310
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,250
Like you didn't want me to hear what was playing.
311
00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:37,330
Was it vulgar?
312
00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:41,090
No, it was not vulgar.
313
00:21:42,010 --> 00:21:44,130
Well, why didn't you want me to hear?
314
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:51,680
I was listening to some sample wedding songs
315
00:21:51,770 --> 00:21:54,100
and I thought I'd surprise you.
316
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:56,810
We have our wedding song.
317
00:21:56,900 --> 00:21:59,610
Which we need to rehearse, by the way.
318
00:22:00,270 --> 00:22:02,690
Does everything have to be so orchestrated?
319
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,950
- What's the matter?
- No, nothing's the matter.
320
00:22:06,030 --> 00:22:08,120
I just… I just… I don't know.
321
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:09,870
I… I would think we…
322
00:22:10,530 --> 00:22:13,620
We would want the moment to be…
323
00:22:14,620 --> 00:22:17,170
I don't know, more spontaneous.
324
00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:19,330
Well, it's a ceremony, you know?
325
00:22:19,420 --> 00:22:21,380
It takes work, Shyanne.
326
00:22:22,090 --> 00:22:24,670
Probably a bit like marriage itself.
327
00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:27,010
What? Are you okay?
328
00:22:28,090 --> 00:22:29,180
Yeah, I'm fine.
329
00:22:30,680 --> 00:22:32,680
Are you having second thoughts about us?
330
00:22:33,350 --> 00:22:34,350
No.
331
00:22:36,310 --> 00:22:38,480
Well, then what's going on?
332
00:22:42,150 --> 00:22:43,150
You're like a…
333
00:22:44,150 --> 00:22:46,320
A new car, Kenny.
334
00:22:47,780 --> 00:22:50,200
When people buy automobiles,
335
00:22:50,280 --> 00:22:53,370
more times than not, they're buying the narrative.
336
00:22:53,450 --> 00:22:55,370
The driving it.
337
00:22:55,450 --> 00:22:58,790
Being seen driving in it.
338
00:22:58,870 --> 00:23:01,210
The way the car makes them feel.
339
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,590
I like how I feel when I'm with you.
340
00:23:05,300 --> 00:23:07,380
Being seen with you
341
00:23:07,470 --> 00:23:10,590
and I even like me with you.
342
00:23:11,260 --> 00:23:14,260
That's awesome because I don't always like myself.
343
00:23:17,770 --> 00:23:18,770
I…
344
00:23:21,690 --> 00:23:23,360
I love you so much, Shyanne.
345
00:23:33,910 --> 00:23:35,490
Well, maybe it's not meant to be.
346
00:23:36,120 --> 00:23:38,080
- Of course it was meant to be.
- Mom...
347
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,960
I didn't call you to talk me out of my marriage.
348
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,420
I just called to talk.
349
00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:44,210
Yeah, well, I can't talk right now.
350
00:23:44,290 --> 00:23:46,210
I'm at a wrestling convention with Dad.
351
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:48,380
What? Why?
352
00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:49,800
Because of something you said.
353
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,880
About the cake?
354
00:23:50,970 --> 00:23:54,640
And now here he is. So, I'll just…
I'll talk to you later. Bye.
355
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,310
All set.
356
00:24:02,690 --> 00:24:04,190
Hey, for today, can we…
357
00:24:04,900 --> 00:24:07,070
Can we just forget about that?
358
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,530
Of course.
359
00:24:14,740 --> 00:24:16,240
Well, here we go.
360
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,640
Wow. So, these are your people?
361
00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:43,900
Past tense. These were my people.
362
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:45,190
Jinx?
363
00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:48,480
Lace?
364
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:52,860
Oh, my God.
365
00:24:53,780 --> 00:24:56,240
Oh, my God.
366
00:24:56,990 --> 00:24:58,830
Oh, my God.
367
00:25:01,620 --> 00:25:02,620
Wow.
368
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:03,710
Wow.
369
00:25:07,210 --> 00:25:08,550
Oh, my God.
370
00:25:09,710 --> 00:25:11,050
Do you remember Margo?
371
00:25:11,130 --> 00:25:12,970
- Hi.
- Margo.
372
00:25:13,050 --> 00:25:15,410
- Do you remember meeting her?
- Yeah, you were like, three.
373
00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:17,430
Feels like yesterday.
374
00:25:17,510 --> 00:25:19,010
Now I feel old.
375
00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:20,180
You look fantastic.
376
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:24,020
Well, I'm doing some photos later, so…
377
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:25,940
Man, I lost all track.
378
00:25:26,770 --> 00:25:29,020
I assumed you moved to Melbourne after you and Leather…
379
00:25:29,690 --> 00:25:31,110
Leather is dead to me.
380
00:25:32,320 --> 00:25:33,650
Fair enough.
381
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:36,530
So what happened? You fall off the end of the earth
382
00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:37,870
- or…
- Oh, pretty much.
383
00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,040
I went to law school.
384
00:25:40,830 --> 00:25:42,000
- Say what?
- Yeah.
385
00:25:42,080 --> 00:25:43,870
I have an office in Costa Mesa.
386
00:25:43,960 --> 00:25:46,420
- A nice little practice.
- Jinx? Jinx.
387
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,590
- Can we get a photo?
- There we go.
388
00:25:49,670 --> 00:25:51,170
- Excuse me.
- Go for it.
389
00:25:51,260 --> 00:25:52,590
- Sorry.
- Hey, guys.
390
00:25:52,670 --> 00:25:55,380
Wow. Look at that. People love your dad.
391
00:25:55,470 --> 00:25:56,800
They just love him.
392
00:26:01,100 --> 00:26:03,420
- Thank you so much.
- How about we give 'em a little show?
393
00:26:04,060 --> 00:26:06,480
Come on. Come on. Jericho's game.
394
00:26:07,150 --> 00:26:08,876
- No. I don't think so.
- Yes. For old time's sake.
395
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:11,150
Come on, man. Come on.
396
00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:18,450
Lace! Lace! Lace!
397
00:26:19,070 --> 00:26:20,160
Just like riding a bike.
398
00:26:20,740 --> 00:26:22,790
Yeah, man! He's scared!
399
00:26:27,330 --> 00:26:31,170
Jinx! Jinx! Jinx!
400
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,550
Jinx!
401
00:26:53,280 --> 00:26:55,190
Come on now. Come on, old man.
402
00:26:55,940 --> 00:26:57,820
Come on!
403
00:26:59,620 --> 00:27:00,950
Yeah!
404
00:27:04,950 --> 00:27:06,250
Jinx.
405
00:27:07,870 --> 00:27:08,960
I love you, man.
406
00:27:09,460 --> 00:27:10,790
Now give me a hip toss.
407
00:27:14,050 --> 00:27:16,470
What do you think about that?
408
00:27:16,550 --> 00:27:18,180
Now you can make some noise!
409
00:27:38,610 --> 00:27:41,620
Just block this punch. Shoot me off. I'll take care of you.
410
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:43,160
Don't you dare take it easy on me.
411
00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:56,460
Lace! Lace! Lace!
412
00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,130
Lace! Lace! Lace!
413
00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:02,010
One, two, three!
414
00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:08,140
Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace! Lace!
415
00:28:08,730 --> 00:28:10,600
Okay, lover boy. You can get up now.
416
00:28:10,690 --> 00:28:12,730
- I actually can't.
- What?
417
00:28:12,810 --> 00:28:15,150
I just… I can't move.
418
00:28:17,820 --> 00:28:19,190
Hey.
419
00:28:22,820 --> 00:28:25,160
He says he's fine, but he can't quite move,
420
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:26,910
so they're sending us to urgent care.
421
00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:29,710
Anaheim somewhere.
422
00:28:30,830 --> 00:28:32,370
Okay. I'll call you in a bit.
423
00:28:34,840 --> 00:28:35,920
Dude!
424
00:28:37,090 --> 00:28:38,090
Jinx!
425
00:28:38,710 --> 00:28:39,720
Hey, Jinx!
426
00:28:41,800 --> 00:28:42,890
How you doing?
427
00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:45,220
Better.
428
00:28:45,850 --> 00:28:47,890
I think I was just in spasm.
429
00:28:48,470 --> 00:28:51,310
Listen. Come a little closer.
430
00:28:54,100 --> 00:28:55,310
When we get to urgent care,
431
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:58,440
the doc is probably gonna ask me
if I have any history with drugs.
432
00:28:58,530 --> 00:28:59,690
I'm just gonna say no.
433
00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:01,900
We can figure it out after.
434
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:04,780
I can just refuse to take whatever they send me home with.
435
00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:07,700
I just know from my experience,
436
00:29:07,780 --> 00:29:10,790
as soon as you bring it up,
they instantly treat you like a criminal.
437
00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:14,330
Okay.
438
00:29:15,250 --> 00:29:16,250
Also…
439
00:29:20,010 --> 00:29:24,930
I was so wrong to judge you before.
440
00:29:27,050 --> 00:29:28,390
I'm sorry.
441
00:29:28,470 --> 00:29:30,560
I was feeling protective of you.
442
00:29:31,310 --> 00:29:32,560
But what you're doing,
443
00:29:33,810 --> 00:29:35,310
we're all just putting on a show.
444
00:29:36,440 --> 00:29:37,440
Entertaining.
445
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,440
As Lace or as Jinx.
446
00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:45,700
- Or as?
- HungryGhost.
447
00:29:46,530 --> 00:29:47,780
That's what I'm calling myself.
448
00:29:49,790 --> 00:29:50,830
I like it.
449
00:29:53,330 --> 00:29:54,330
And I love you.
450
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:58,170
And I'm gonna be there by your side.
451
00:29:58,880 --> 00:29:59,960
No matter what.
452
00:30:05,340 --> 00:30:08,100
The father. I know you told me
to never talk to you about him,
453
00:30:08,180 --> 00:30:11,350
but is this young man even aware that he is a father?
454
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:21,650
He…
455
00:30:22,610 --> 00:30:23,650
He was my teacher.
456
00:30:24,570 --> 00:30:25,740
I beg your pardon?
457
00:30:26,450 --> 00:30:28,620
My lit professor at Fullerton.
458
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:32,160
Your teacher?
459
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:33,660
I signed an NDA.
460
00:30:34,370 --> 00:30:36,120
And it means I can't go back to school.
461
00:30:36,210 --> 00:30:38,380
But he paid me, so it's done.
462
00:30:38,460 --> 00:30:40,340
Margo, he… he fucking paid you?
463
00:30:40,420 --> 00:30:42,170
- What are you… What are you even…
- Just…
464
00:30:42,250 --> 00:30:44,420
- We'll just talk about this later. Okay?
- Fuck.
465
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,050
Fu…
466
00:30:52,140 --> 00:30:53,270
You're sure he's okay?
467
00:30:54,310 --> 00:30:56,140
The doctor said he's completely fine.
468
00:30:56,230 --> 00:30:59,190
No compromise to the spinal fusion or anything.
469
00:30:59,270 --> 00:31:01,730
Yes. And he's okay to walk, right?
470
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,960
Yeah. They actually recommended walking.
471
00:31:04,530 --> 00:31:05,990
Basically, he just seized up.
472
00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:08,320
Probably more from moving boxes than wrestling.
473
00:31:08,910 --> 00:31:11,910
- Just keep an eye on him.
- Yeah, the reason I called…
474
00:31:11,990 --> 00:31:13,620
I haven't got an eye on him.
475
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:14,950
What?
476
00:31:15,620 --> 00:31:17,870
Well, he went for a walk about 20 minutes ago.
477
00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:19,420
- But he seemed okay.
- Susie.
478
00:31:19,500 --> 00:31:23,590
Look, it's difficult to keep an eye on
two different people.
479
00:31:23,670 --> 00:31:24,670
Yes, it is.
480
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,130
One who can walk, and one who can't.
481
00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:28,510
Ghost, come on.
482
00:31:28,590 --> 00:31:30,430
- We don't got all day.
- I'm coming.
483
00:31:31,180 --> 00:31:32,680
I'm sorry. I'll call you back.
484
00:31:33,600 --> 00:31:35,350
Okay. All set.
485
00:31:35,970 --> 00:31:37,390
I just wanna say one time,
486
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:39,060
if you don't wanna do this, it's okay.
487
00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:41,610
It's easier to get in than it is to get out.
488
00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:45,650
- I want in.
- Okay.
489
00:31:45,730 --> 00:31:48,950
Well, in that case, you need to make
a TikTok and an Instagram.
490
00:31:49,030 --> 00:31:50,740
- I have an Instagram.
- No, baby.
491
00:31:50,820 --> 00:31:54,080
You need to make a TikTok and an
Instagram as your HungryGhost persona.
492
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,870
Link it back to your OnlyFans,
493
00:31:55,950 --> 00:31:57,726
totally separate from your personal accounts.
494
00:31:57,750 --> 00:32:00,960
And try not to let the civs know what
you're doing because they'll dox you.
495
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:03,630
And destroy your life. You know,
put your real identity online.
496
00:32:03,710 --> 00:32:05,526
- Okay.
- A lot of times you're gonna get messages
497
00:32:05,550 --> 00:32:06,936
saying that you should kill yourself,
498
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:09,590
or destroy your pussy with a cheese grater.
499
00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:11,840
So, just find like, a really deep well of strength
500
00:32:11,930 --> 00:32:13,300
and just tap in, you know?
501
00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:15,680
What's this?
502
00:32:16,390 --> 00:32:17,560
NDA and waiver.
503
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,930
You gotta sign it.
504
00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,456
'Cause your life's about to change, girl.
505
00:32:20,480 --> 00:32:22,626
And if not for the better, we can't have you suing us.
506
00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:24,150
Just… fuck it.
507
00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:28,030
Now, where are you with your taco?
508
00:32:29,440 --> 00:32:31,700
- I beg your pardon?
- Your vulva, my love.
509
00:32:31,780 --> 00:32:33,020
What are you charging for pics?
510
00:32:33,530 --> 00:32:34,990
I haven't even shown that yet.
511
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:36,120
What?
512
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,830
Zero vag pics at all?
513
00:32:38,410 --> 00:32:39,870
Just boobs and butt only.
514
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,040
That's actually really good.
515
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:43,960
No. Like, that's insanely good.
516
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,710
Like, you cannot waste the vag debut.
It's the biggest debut
517
00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,960
- you'll make in your life.
- No, we had no idea,
518
00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,760
and we wasted ours weeks into the process.
519
00:32:50,840 --> 00:32:51,970
- It was just…
- Dude.
520
00:32:52,050 --> 00:32:56,390
- Puss in the wind.
- And we sold ours for like $3. Pathetic.
521
00:32:57,510 --> 00:32:59,430
Oh, my God. I got it.
522
00:32:59,520 --> 00:33:01,190
For your first vag shot,
523
00:33:01,730 --> 00:33:03,440
we'll make you a scary girl.
524
00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:07,230
- Scary girl?
- Yeah. Like a sexy, scary girl
525
00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,570
like, crawling up the walls, on the ceiling
526
00:33:09,650 --> 00:33:10,900
and your head's flying around.
527
00:33:10,990 --> 00:33:14,240
And you're floating in the air like a real
hungry ghost ready to chomp on a dick.
528
00:33:14,990 --> 00:33:16,780
Oh, my god! Like The Grudge.
529
00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:20,000
Yeah, yeah. Like, it's your legs open
530
00:33:20,080 --> 00:33:21,870
and then the hand comes out of the puss.
531
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,670
And then there's another puss in the hand
532
00:33:23,750 --> 00:33:25,056
and another hand comes out of that.
533
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:27,170
- And it's like, infinite puss.
- I'm obsessed.
534
00:33:27,250 --> 00:33:29,420
- You give the best ideas.
- You love it, right?
535
00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:33,010
You know, I'll marinate on it.
536
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:36,350
Fine. Your vag, your choice, girl.
537
00:33:36,930 --> 00:33:40,770
Now, why don't you tell us about some of
those big, world-changing ideas you got?
538
00:33:49,110 --> 00:33:52,110
Professor Gable. Sorry to interrupt.
539
00:33:53,700 --> 00:33:54,700
James Millet.
540
00:33:56,030 --> 00:33:57,030
Hi.
541
00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,370
How do you do?
542
00:33:59,990 --> 00:34:01,250
I guess I'm doing okay.
543
00:34:02,700 --> 00:34:05,750
As okay as a 54-year-old man who has a daughter
544
00:34:05,830 --> 00:34:08,090
and the last name Millet could expect to be doing.
545
00:34:12,550 --> 00:34:13,630
You're hurting me.
546
00:34:13,710 --> 00:34:14,920
What? With my handshake?
547
00:34:15,010 --> 00:34:17,720
A firm handshake is a sign of good character.
548
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,850
You would be a proponent of good character,
549
00:34:19,930 --> 00:34:21,930
wouldn't you, Professor?
550
00:34:23,390 --> 00:34:25,980
I mean, if you had a kid,
you would want he or she to grow up
551
00:34:26,060 --> 00:34:28,060
to be a person of good character.
552
00:34:28,690 --> 00:34:29,900
Am I right?
553
00:34:30,730 --> 00:34:32,320
You're really hurting me.
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