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Thank you.
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Thank you, thank you.
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Members of the press. Thank you.
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Can we could we hold the work
on the ballroom, please?
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I'm delighted to be here today.
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As some of you know, I'm
about to go on maternity leave.
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That's when you tell
President Trump
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about your maternity,
and he says leave.
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But before I go,
I'd like to introduce
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a man who just finished
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absolutely owning the Dems
in his congressional testimony.
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The man, the myth,
the liability.
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Pete Hegseth.
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cut the track.
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Cut it.
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And yeah, this is a Scotch.
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I said I'd have just one.
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He'd go for the baby.
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Okay.
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Now listen up, dingbat.
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Okay.
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As you might have seen
on our sick ass TikTok,
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we've been bombing
stuff, doing sick air raids.
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This war has been a movie.
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Specifically
the never ending story
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we've hit.
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I ran with everything
we've got missiles, bombs,
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drones and twins.
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But now we're in a cease fire.
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Wink.
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Which is why
I have time to come talk to you.
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But munchies.
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So. All right,
dumb questions go.
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Yeah.
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When you recited that
Bible verse from Pulp Fiction
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about vengeance
and furious anger,
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did you know it was fake?
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And it wasn't
really in the Bible?
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Yeah.
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But also, I do
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believe that someday it will be
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in Bible two.
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Electric Bible two.
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Now, I'm not going to apologize
because I wear my religion
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on my sleeve. Literally.
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I have a tattoo on my forearm
of Jesus choking out
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Jimmy Kimmel.
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Next.
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Yeah.
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Is it true that
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you've already spent
$25 billion in taxpayer dollars?
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Is it true you suck.
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I'm just trying to get
an estimate of what you think
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the total cost of this war will
be, I don't know.
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I guess I could put it in terms
like a theater kid.
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Like you would understand.
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525,600 billion.
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Ruff, ruff.
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You just got dog walked
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next.
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What about reports that U.S.
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military facilities
have been badly damaged?
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Exactly how many bases
have been hit?
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More bases than you've ever hit.
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Virgin.
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And you want to see a base
that's been badly damaged.
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Check out your mom after
she's done riding Pete's Dragon.
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In summary, war is awesome.
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Okay.
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Everyone's always asking me
when this war going to be over.
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That's like asking
when is sex going to be over?
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Answer when the man is done.
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Yeah, you.
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But President Trump himself just
declared that the war is over.
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Okay. Yeah.
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When he says it, it's cool.
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And to quote another thing,
he says you're fired.
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I don't work for you.
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You know what? You're right.
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You're
actually not working for me.
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Two brunet, not enough filler.
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And what are those pickups?
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One is.
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Yeah.
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Now, look,
I'd love to stay here.
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Keep dunking on your weak asses.
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But someone else wants to come.
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Say hello before. He's
almost certainly fired.
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Director of the FBI, Mr.
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Kash Patel.
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What up?
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What up?
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It's K Dot,
aka Kash with the K, aka
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the most effective FBI director
this country has ever had,
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Kash Patel.
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Now, after the attempted
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assassination
of President Trump, another one.
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We conducted an investigation
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that could not have been
more thorough.
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We dotted
every t and bulged every eye.
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And for
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those of you saying I'm
doing a bad job running the FBI.
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Well, what if I told you this
agency is only six weeks away
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from pinpointing the exact
location of Osama bin laden?
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You guys should not be reporting
the lies in the gossip.
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You should be reporting
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on the historic nature
of my appointment.
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I am a trailblazer.
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I'm the first Indian person
to suck at their job.
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Hey, everyone says Indian
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people are smart, hardworking,
incredibly intelligent.
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I prove
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without a shadow of a doubt
that we can be just as incapable
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and incompetent as the whites.
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Okay.
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Questions?
Yeah. You little shorty.
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Are you nervous about reports
that Trump is angry with you?
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Hell, no.
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President Trump loves me.
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Everybody loves me.
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Even the Correspondents Dinner
shooter said kill everyone.
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But Mr. Patel.
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You get a shout out like that
in the psychos manifesto.
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You must
be doing something right.
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Okay.
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Is it true that
you, the director of the FBI,
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was locked
out of your own email account?
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That's just more lies.
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I've always been
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able to log into my email,
except for a brief 36 hour
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period of time when I forgot
I had changed my password
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to catch me outside. 69
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and I.
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Can I ask about your drinking?
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What about it?
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I was actually talking to Mr.
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Patel.
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Oh, awesome.
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Let me be clear.
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This FBI director has never been
drunk or hungover on the job.
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This FBI director has never
filled a 40 ounce travel mug
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with ice cold gin and a swirl
of dry vermouth and six
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lemon peels and called it a cash
tinny.
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This FBI director has never used
taxpayer dollars
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to take a private jet
to fly him and his girlfriend
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to three different Buffalo
Wild Wings
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locations across the country
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to see if they could
taste the difference.
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And this FBI director
has definitely not stood
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on top of the couch at the VIP
room of Tao nightclub,
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an Asian bistro and shouted,
who wants the nuclear codes?
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JK? I ain't got em.
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And beyond that,
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I just have one more thing
to say.
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Live From New York.
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It's Saturday night.
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♪♪
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>> Announcer: IT'S "SATURDAY
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NIGHT LIVE" WITH --
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RODRIGO.
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♪♪
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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Oh, thank you, thank you,
thank you so much.
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It is seriously a dream
to be hosting tonight.
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I grew up watching this show,
and they say your favorite
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SNL cast is the one
you watched as a teenager.
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So mine is Mikey Day,
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Sarah Sherman, Kenan
Thompson, and Chloe Fineman
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and they all came back this week
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just to cheer me on
how sweet it was.
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Anyway, I have a new album out
next month.
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Thank you.
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My last two albums were called
Sour and Guts,
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and this new one is called
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You Seem Pretty Sad for a Girl
So in Love I learn more words.
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Guys.
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Oh, and, you may not know this,
but before I was Olivia
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Rodrigo, the singer,
I was actually Olivia Rodrigo.
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The child actor.
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And I was six.
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I had my first ever acting job
in an Old Navy commercial.
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Can we show the clip?
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>> SUMMER SIZZLING DRESSES, $50!
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[ CHEERS ]
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Yeah.
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Pretty sweet. Pretty sweet.
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They cut my line, though.
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I'm not sure why, but, I managed
to get the full footage.
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>> SUMMER SIZZLING DRESSES, $50!
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>> HEY, THAT'S NOT MY REAL MOM,
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I WANT TO GO TO THE GAP.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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And I'm not sure why
they cut that.
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Then when I was 13,
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I was on a Disney show
called Aardvark, and, we.
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We had an incredible cast,
which included acting legends
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Jake Paul, and, we'd
always talk about our futures.
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Me and Jake.
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I'd say I really want to create
music that explores
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the complexities of girls
my age.
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And he'd say, well, one day
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I really want to beat up
old guys on Netflix.
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And we both did it.
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Hooray!
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These last few years
I've been touring my albums,
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which has been so incredible.
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There are so many highs on tour,
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connecting with fans,
visiting new cities.
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And there was one, notable low.
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>> OH, MY GOD, THAT WAS FUN, I'M
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OKAY!
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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That wasn't fun.
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And I wasn't okay.
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You know,
a lot has changed for me
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since my first single,
driver's license,
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which was about the biggest
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event in my life
when I was a teenager.
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And now that I'm older,
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I decided to write a new song
about the most recent big event
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in my adult life, and
I really hope it speaks to you.
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I got my real I.D.
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last week.
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Showed up at the DMV.
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I sat there waiting 14 hours
with nine forms to prove it's
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me. They finally called
my number T107632.
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And I approached the lady.
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She says I don't have
what I need.
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She said my ideas in real.
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Well,
then why did you give it to me?
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The lady said
you need a pay stub.
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I said,
what the hell is that? I'm 23.
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And I know I'm not perfect,
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but I've never been so mad
at someone.
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This lady wants my passport,
my W-2.
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I'm my first born son.
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My cat spell my body count,
bra size.
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How long will this be?
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And she said forever.
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So I'll just use my old
fake I.D..
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We have got a great show for you
tonight.
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I'm here, so stick
around. We'll be right back.
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Marguerite, what on earth
are you doing here?
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You weren't invited
to the champagne bowl.
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But of course I was. Diana,
your son asked me himself.
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And that's what
I wanted to talk to you about.
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Marguerite,
you're not to see Robin anymore.
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Not today, not ever.
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You see, I don't want my son
interacting with trash.
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Excuse me. After everything
I've done for this family.
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What are you.
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I'll so back.
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Oh, I want my vertigo on.
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Diana.
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No, no.
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Marguerite!
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What in heaven's name
did you do?
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Robin.
I don't know what happened.
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Your mother was telling me
these. These lies when she lies.
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What did she say? Yeah.
269
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She said you were
calling off the engagement.
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It was life, wasn't it, Robin?
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I'm sorry.
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Marguerite. I lose the house.
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My inheritance.
He threw me away for money.
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You bastard! Oh!
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Proving that you stand up.
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Miss Stapleton,
begging your pardon, ma'am.
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May I have a word with you?
Oh, yes.
278
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Step away from the stone. I'm
sorry, miss, there's no time.
279
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I'm Jonas, the family attorney.
280
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We're prepared
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to make you
a generous offer of $500
282
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to leave the premises and never
speak to young Reuben again.
283
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:55,848
But you must sign here. No, no.
I never signed such a thing.
284
00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,416
Not now, not ever.
285
00:16:57,416 --> 00:17:00,253
Whoa, whoa, now be careful.
My legs are beyond easy.
286
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I'm standing in front of these
stairs.
287
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Oh, no. Oh!
288
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:10,663
Oh, no!
289
00:17:10,663 --> 00:17:11,197
Mercy!
290
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,565
Oh, no. No!
291
00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:20,072
Marguerite,
did you just push that dapper
292
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old dandy down the stairs?
293
00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:27,446
And why is there
a pile of bodies down there?
294
00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:29,615
I have no
idea what you're talking about.
295
00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:30,416
Station.
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00:17:30,416 --> 00:17:32,218
Randall,
what are you doing here?
297
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Oh, we're taking Leopold
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to the terrace
for his afternoon, and we.
299
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:40,326
No one informed us
there would be a collection of
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00:17:40,326 --> 00:17:43,930
trash by the stairway.
301
00:17:43,930 --> 00:17:45,064
How dare you!
302
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,700
I should. Excuse me, ma'am.
303
00:17:47,700 --> 00:17:51,570
I have this, tower
of champagne flutes.
304
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:53,506
Where do you think the master
worked?
305
00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:57,877
Oh, my goodness.
306
00:17:57,877 --> 00:17:59,812
Clarence.
307
00:17:59,812 --> 00:18:02,248
No
308
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:13,392
Oh. Oh, look, I stopped myself.
309
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:16,128
Oh! Thank goodness. Clarence.
310
00:18:16,128 --> 00:18:17,863
Are you all right? Clarence?
311
00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:21,233
You just fell down
so many stairs.
312
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:25,204
Don't worry about me. I'm fine.
Oh, no. Wait there. I'm not.
313
00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:32,445
Oh, yeah. Oh.
314
00:18:32,445 --> 00:18:34,513
Hi, Monty. You stay here.
315
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:37,016
It was you
who told Reuben about my past.
316
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,819
It was you who asked Diana
to end the engagement.
317
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:40,620
You're mad.
318
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,056
I would never confess. Confess
or Leopold.
319
00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,725
Guess who.
320
00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:51,797
Leopold.
You wouldn't dare try me. Oh!
321
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:57,570
Oh! Ha ha ha!
322
00:18:57,570 --> 00:18:59,872
Who's the trash now?
323
00:19:17,423 --> 00:19:19,892
Well, well, well,
I suppose there's
324
00:19:19,892 --> 00:19:22,628
no one left to inherit the house
after all.
325
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:25,131
Now, who has the last laugh?
326
00:19:25,131 --> 00:19:26,198
I do, bitch.
327
00:19:26,198 --> 00:19:32,438
Oh! Ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
328
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:50,623
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
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00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:50,956
♪♪
330
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♪♪
331
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,970
♪ I'VE GOT THE
332
00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:05,938
PERFECT BEDROOM
333
00:20:05,938 --> 00:20:07,173
I'VE GOT THE
334
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:08,407
PERFECT BED ♪
335
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:09,675
♪ I'VE GOT A PURPLE PHONE
336
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,943
WITH A CURLY CORD
337
00:20:10,943 --> 00:20:12,912
RIGHT BESIDE MY HEAD ♪
338
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,413
♪ I'VE GOT A LAVA LAMP
339
00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,915
AND BOY BAND POSTERS
340
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,917
ON THE WALL ♪
341
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:20,186
♪ I'VE GOT A BEANBAG CHAIR
342
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,420
AND I'VE GOT A DISCO BALL ♪
343
00:20:21,420 --> 00:20:22,655
♪ I'VE GOT MY
344
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,156
GLOW-IN-THE-DARK STARS
345
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,425
ON THE CEILING ♪
346
00:20:26,425 --> 00:20:27,660
♪ GOT MY MOOD RING
347
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:28,694
THAT TELLS ME HOW
348
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:31,163
I'M FEELING ♪
349
00:20:31,163 --> 00:20:32,431
♪ I'VE GOT A TV
350
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:33,666
BUILT-IN VHS ♪
351
00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:34,667
♪ I LOVE MY BEDROOM
352
00:20:34,667 --> 00:20:36,202
IT'S THE BEST ♪
353
00:20:36,202 --> 00:20:39,905
♪ THE ONLY PROBLEM IS
354
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:40,940
I'M IN A ZOO
355
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,776
ON THE BUG PEOPLE PLANET ♪
356
00:20:43,776 --> 00:20:45,544
[ LAUGHTER ]
357
00:20:45,544 --> 00:20:46,312
♪♪
358
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:53,085
♪♪
359
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:53,886
♪ A ZOO ON THE BUG PEOPLE
360
00:20:53,886 --> 00:21:01,093
PLANET ♪
361
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,027
♪ EVERY DAY
362
00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,295
WHEN THE SUN COMES UP
363
00:21:03,295 --> 00:21:04,296
THE BUG PEOPLE COME
364
00:21:04,296 --> 00:21:05,297
AND LOOK AT ME ♪
365
00:21:05,297 --> 00:21:06,298
♪ THEY LET THE ZOO MEMBERS
366
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:07,299
COME IN FIRST
367
00:21:07,299 --> 00:21:08,300
AND THE OLDER BUGS GET IN
368
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,302
FOR FREE ♪
369
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:11,537
♪ THEY WATCH ME THROUGH
370
00:21:11,537 --> 00:21:13,339
MY BOY BAND POSTERS
371
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,807
BEADY EYES ALL IN A ROW ♪
372
00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:16,041
♪ THEN SIT ON BLEACHERS
373
00:21:16,041 --> 00:21:17,042
WHILE I USE THE TOILET
374
00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:18,310
WHEN I FLUSH THEY CLAP
375
00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:24,283
LIKE IT'S THE DOLPHIN SHOW ♪
376
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:27,286
♪ I LOVE MY PERFECT BEDROOM
377
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:30,523
AND I KNOW IT'S AN
378
00:21:30,523 --> 00:21:32,558
ARTIFICIAL HUMAN
379
00:21:32,558 --> 00:21:35,794
HABI -- HABI -- HABITAT ♪
380
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,029
♪ IN A CAVE ON
381
00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:38,297
THE BUG PEOPLE PLANET
382
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,298
PLANET PLANET THAT
383
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,533
MADE A ROOM FOR ME ♪
384
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,534
♪ I NEVER FELT SO FREE
385
00:21:41,534 --> 00:21:42,568
THERE'S A BUG
386
00:21:42,568 --> 00:21:43,569
WHO ALWAYS PROTESTS ♪
387
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:44,570
♪ I CAN TELL HE'S GOT
388
00:21:44,570 --> 00:21:46,305
A BIG HEART ♪
389
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,306
♪ ONCE A BABY FELL
390
00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,040
IN MY ROOM
391
00:21:48,040 --> 00:21:49,041
AND THEY SHOT ME
392
00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:50,810
WITH A TRANQUILIZER DART ♪
393
00:21:50,810 --> 00:21:52,812
♪ NOW I DON'T HAVE A LOT
394
00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,779
OF MOVIES
395
00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:54,547
"A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN"
396
00:21:54,547 --> 00:21:55,548
IS THE ONLY ONE ♪
397
00:21:55,548 --> 00:21:56,549
♪ AND THEY COULDN'T
398
00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:57,550
GET A REAL COPY
399
00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:58,551
SO THEY HAD TO MAKE
400
00:21:58,551 --> 00:22:04,557
A BUG-PEOPLE ONE ♪
401
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:05,291
>> THERE'S NO CRYING IN
402
00:22:05,291 --> 00:22:10,062
EARTHBALL.
403
00:22:10,062 --> 00:22:10,796
>> I THINK THEY DID A REALLY
404
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:14,033
GOOD JOB.
405
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,034
♪ EVERY NIGHT WHEN
406
00:22:15,034 --> 00:22:18,304
THE BUGS GO HOME
407
00:22:18,304 --> 00:22:18,838
I'M LEFT IN MY ROOM
408
00:22:18,838 --> 00:22:24,043
AND I'M ALL ALONE ♪
409
00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:24,810
♪ I STARE AT THE STARS
410
00:22:24,810 --> 00:22:26,545
AND THINK OF MY FATE
411
00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:28,314
AND THAT'S WHEN THEY
412
00:22:28,314 --> 00:22:33,319
BRING ME A POTENTIAL MATE ♪
413
00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,554
>> HI, I'M ALAN.
414
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:37,556
NOT QUITE SURE HOW I GOT HERE,
415
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:38,290
BUT I -- I THINK THEY WANT US TO
416
00:22:38,290 --> 00:22:39,291
REPRODUCE.
417
00:22:39,291 --> 00:22:40,292
>> NO.
418
00:22:40,292 --> 00:22:41,026
>> TOTALLY.
419
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:42,294
I'M NOT READY EITHER.
420
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:43,562
WE'LL GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER
421
00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,297
FIRST, THEN REPRODUCE.
422
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:46,065
>> NOT INTERESTED.
423
00:22:46,065 --> 00:22:47,299
>> MAKES SENSE.
424
00:22:47,299 --> 00:22:48,534
WELL, NICE MEETING YOU.
425
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:53,305
OH, HERE COMES THE CLAW.
426
00:22:53,305 --> 00:22:53,839
>> WE TRIED, BUDDY.
427
00:22:53,839 --> 00:22:55,040
>> WHAT NOW?
428
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:55,741
A LIFE OF LUXURY IN THE ROYAL
429
00:22:55,741 --> 00:23:00,079
PALACE?
430
00:23:00,079 --> 00:23:03,048
♪ I LOVE MY PERFECT BEDROOM
431
00:23:03,048 --> 00:23:05,551
AND I KNOW IT'S AN
432
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,286
ARTIFICIAL HUMAN
433
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:10,789
HABI -- HABI -- HABITAT ♪
434
00:23:10,789 --> 00:23:11,790
♪ IN A CAVE ON
435
00:23:11,790 --> 00:23:13,025
THE BUG PEOPLE PLANET
436
00:23:13,025 --> 00:23:14,827
PLANET PLANET THAT
437
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:15,794
MADE A ROOM FOR ME ♪
438
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:20,833
♪ I NEVER FELT SO FREE ♪
439
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:24,970
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
440
00:23:29,341 --> 00:23:31,844
I said because you're silly.
No, that's not true.
441
00:23:31,844 --> 00:23:35,881
Are y'all Rhett and Bev here?
Live on shop TV?
442
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:38,350
Bev got some good news
during the break.
443
00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:38,884
Okay.
444
00:23:39,051 --> 00:23:40,886
The judge denied her daughter's
445
00:23:40,886 --> 00:23:44,390
petition
to be legally emancipated.
446
00:23:44,390 --> 00:23:48,227
Oh, kiss my ass, Kayla,
I got you for two more years.
447
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:50,529
You know
what's punk in your life?
448
00:23:50,529 --> 00:23:51,397
It's like this.
449
00:23:51,397 --> 00:23:53,532
When she found out
she was moonwalking
450
00:23:53,532 --> 00:23:55,301
like Michael Jackson.
Do your moonwalk.
451
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:59,471
There you go. Okay. Oh.
You're laughing.
452
00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:01,040
I know. All right, coming up.
453
00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:05,678
The most talented man
in Christianity returns.
454
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:11,016
Tim Tucker needs here selling
his Christian White book series.
455
00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:15,821
Nazareth high. Oh, okay.
Change alert.
456
00:24:15,821 --> 00:24:20,993
Oh, the son of God's greatest
miracle. Passing geometry.
457
00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:25,130
Oh, okay, Tim, it's just
458
00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,098
a ride.
459
00:24:26,098 --> 00:24:28,100
Well, I wish you were here
in the studio
460
00:24:28,100 --> 00:24:30,102
because it smells so dang
good in here.
461
00:24:30,102 --> 00:24:34,139
What it does? That is
thanks to our first seller.
462
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,675
Owner of Daisy's custom cakes.
463
00:24:36,675 --> 00:24:38,711
It's Daisy Rae Rutledge.
464
00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,446
Well, aren't
you just the cutest thing?
465
00:24:40,446 --> 00:24:43,315
Oh, my grandma, grandma
will be so happy you said that.
466
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,884
She always says ugly girls down.
467
00:24:45,884 --> 00:24:49,421
Oh. Oh. That's sad.
That's a little intense.
468
00:24:49,421 --> 00:24:51,991
So, what do you got for us
today, Daisy?
469
00:24:51,991 --> 00:24:56,428
I'm selling my famous lava cake
that comes in a reusable tin
470
00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:58,364
Reusable. No.
471
00:24:58,364 --> 00:25:01,400
Yeah, and you get the cake
and the tin for the shop
472
00:25:01,400 --> 00:25:05,637
TV price of just 19.95.
That's it. Oh, can you stop?
473
00:25:05,637 --> 00:25:07,106
Oh, I know right.
474
00:25:07,106 --> 00:25:08,307
Daisy, go ahead and show
475
00:25:08,307 --> 00:25:10,809
the shoppers at home
what's smelling so good.
476
00:25:10,809 --> 00:25:11,977
Oh, I'm drooling already.
477
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:16,782
No, don't eat
the whole thing, Babs. Oh.
478
00:25:16,782 --> 00:25:20,986
Oh, okay. Oh.
479
00:25:20,986 --> 00:25:23,455
Okay. Oh.
480
00:25:23,455 --> 00:25:25,057
Oh. Hi.
481
00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:29,228
Okay. Come on. Y'all ever seen
anything like that?
482
00:25:29,228 --> 00:25:30,796
Just my wife once
483
00:25:30,796 --> 00:25:35,634
My cats. Every day.
484
00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:36,502
Daisy.
485
00:25:36,502 --> 00:25:37,436
Why does
486
00:25:37,736 --> 00:25:40,973
why does your cake got a little
starfish in the middle there?
487
00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,808
Oh, baby, that's a fudge hole.
488
00:25:42,808 --> 00:25:45,844
Oh, no. Oh, no.
That can't be what it's called.
489
00:25:45,844 --> 00:25:51,050
Oh, it is. It's from the fudge
feeling inside in the oven.
490
00:25:51,050 --> 00:25:53,352
This thing needs
someone to escape, so it pops.
491
00:25:53,352 --> 00:25:57,089
Cute little home town. Oh,
I wouldn't call it cute.
492
00:25:57,089 --> 00:26:01,060
That's what forms
all these pretty crust creases
493
00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,729
and flavor wrinkles around
the little fudge hole here.
494
00:26:03,729 --> 00:26:07,466
Do you do
you have to trim it like that?
495
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:10,169
Oh, get off to close up.
Oh, dear.
496
00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:12,204
How about we see
who's on the shop line?
497
00:26:12,204 --> 00:26:15,607
Call your own shop TV.
What do you think of this cake?
498
00:26:15,607 --> 00:26:19,778
I think it looks
like a big old butthole. Hang up
499
00:26:19,778 --> 00:26:20,679
Shame on you.
500
00:26:20,679 --> 00:26:22,848
So rude.
501
00:26:22,848 --> 00:26:24,249
Now, Daisy, tell me you know,
502
00:26:24,249 --> 00:26:27,686
why in the heck
do they call it a lava cake?
503
00:26:27,686 --> 00:26:29,188
I don't know
diddly about baking.
504
00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:30,055
So you got it wrong.
505
00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:31,523
Well, my grandma grandma
506
00:26:31,523 --> 00:26:34,426
always says with some patience,
anyone can bake.
507
00:26:34,426 --> 00:26:35,761
Even ugly people.
508
00:26:35,761 --> 00:26:39,798
Okay, how about no more quote
from grandma. Grandma. Home.
509
00:26:39,798 --> 00:26:41,834
So what is it
called? A lava cake?
510
00:26:41,834 --> 00:26:45,137
Oh, because of the liquid fudge
inside. Silly.
511
00:26:45,137 --> 00:26:48,340
Beth, stick your national flag
home. Take a big wave.
512
00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:52,778
Oh, that was an awful send. So
I think I'm gonna pass on that.
513
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:56,381
Come on. It smells amazing.
Okay, okay, I'll do a quick one.
514
00:26:56,381 --> 00:26:58,851
Okay, dear. Oh, babe,
you got quiche?
515
00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,819
Okay, okay, okay.
516
00:27:00,819 --> 00:27:02,888
That's great. I'm
glad I did that right on camera.
517
00:27:02,888 --> 00:27:05,991
That's all right.
That's right. I got a taste
518
00:27:05,991 --> 00:27:06,825
of finger in there.
519
00:27:06,992 --> 00:27:09,628
Oh, no. No, I don't want to
mess up the parade.
520
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:15,400
Okay. Oh, the cake will be fine.
Just go slow. Oh, don't.
521
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:16,902
Don't say that, sweetheart.
522
00:27:16,902 --> 00:27:19,605
Okay. Here you go. Here we go.
523
00:27:19,605 --> 00:27:22,207
All right.
I'm sticking my finger in.
524
00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:24,943
Okay, grant,
why are you using your pinky?
525
00:27:24,943 --> 00:27:28,981
Don't mind your pinky.
It seem more polite. Okay.
526
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,783
Oh, okay.
Here you go. I'll do it. There.
527
00:27:31,783 --> 00:27:35,020
Oh I don't. Oh my lord.
528
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,688
Oh, nice.
529
00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:41,360
There you go. Oh,
and there's still you know,
530
00:27:41,360 --> 00:27:45,063
it's. Oh. And it's, it's
peanut butter flavor tasting.
531
00:27:45,063 --> 00:27:48,367
Oh I know. Okay, okay.
532
00:27:48,367 --> 00:27:50,135
Oh I mean,
it tastes good despite
533
00:27:50,135 --> 00:27:51,904
how bad that look, y'all.
534
00:27:51,904 --> 00:27:54,172
Can I get something to wipe
my hand off, please?
535
00:27:54,172 --> 00:28:01,346
Not toilet
Linette, use your hand.
536
00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:03,849
Daisy,
can you tell everybody at home
537
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:07,085
about the special bongo
bundle? Bundle?
538
00:28:07,085 --> 00:28:09,188
Not bongo bundle?
539
00:28:09,188 --> 00:28:09,721
Yeah.
540
00:28:09,788 --> 00:28:10,822
For the next ten minutes,
541
00:28:10,822 --> 00:28:12,758
if you order two cakes,
you get two more for eight.
542
00:28:12,758 --> 00:28:13,458
How about that?
543
00:28:13,825 --> 00:28:16,328
Wow. Okay, that's a deal.
Let's take another caller.
544
00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:18,163
Hi, there. You're on TV.
545
00:28:18,163 --> 00:28:20,532
Yeah. Do these cakes come in
different flavors?
546
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:23,569
Oh, sure do.
What's your favorite? Asian?
547
00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:27,606
Oh. Hang on. Go to
Okay. Yeah.
548
00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:29,675
I don't understand the question.
Oh, good.
549
00:28:29,675 --> 00:28:32,210
Don't
think about it. Disgusting.
550
00:28:32,210 --> 00:28:33,111
Don't think about it.
551
00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:34,613
Well, speaking of reheating,
552
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:37,649
I understand your little demo
with, vanilla. Okay.
553
00:28:37,649 --> 00:28:38,450
Oh, yes.
554
00:28:38,450 --> 00:28:39,518
Yes. Okay.
555
00:28:39,518 --> 00:28:39,818
All right.
556
00:28:40,519 --> 00:28:42,688
If you stick your cake
in the microwave for 90s,
557
00:28:42,688 --> 00:28:44,489
it does something super neat
here.
558
00:28:44,489 --> 00:28:47,359
Hey, hey.
Oh, steam starts coming up.
559
00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:51,129
Photo can tell since
the camera tells it to. Oh, no.
560
00:28:51,129 --> 00:28:53,232
I think they could see
just fine. Okay. Oh, no.
561
00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:56,201
Don't touch the dang
overhead, Odell. That's obscene.
562
00:28:56,201 --> 00:29:00,272
Blur that blurry. Well, don't
563
00:29:00,272 --> 00:29:03,408
don't
blur everything but the whole.
564
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:06,612
Odell. Odell.
565
00:29:06,612 --> 00:29:09,081
Well, Daisy,
we got a packed show.
566
00:29:09,081 --> 00:29:11,750
I wish we could chat more,
but time's a little tight.
567
00:29:11,750 --> 00:29:12,951
Tight like that cake
568
00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:15,988
Okay, Odell,
we told you to hang up on him
569
00:29:15,988 --> 00:29:16,888
shop TV after this.
570
00:29:16,888 --> 00:29:18,023
And, Odell,
if you keep messing with us, I'm
571
00:29:18,023 --> 00:29:19,258
gonna stop sleeping with you.
572
00:29:34,273 --> 00:29:36,642
Hey, Brianna, thanks so much
for coming to my birthday party.
573
00:29:36,642 --> 00:29:41,213
Oh, of course. And I'm so sorry
that I invited Duncan.
574
00:29:41,213 --> 00:29:46,685
It was before you guys broke up.
575
00:29:46,685 --> 00:29:48,453
It's okay.
576
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:49,488
Three whole weeks ago.
577
00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:51,290
I mean, obviously, I've been
thinking about him a lot.
578
00:29:51,290 --> 00:29:52,290
I'm just, like, crying.
579
00:29:52,357 --> 00:29:57,696
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, it's my birthday, so.
580
00:29:57,696 --> 00:30:01,600
Sorry, I overheard, and
I just want to say that's rough.
581
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:06,138
I'm sorry. I'm
Kevin, by the way. I'm Brianna.
582
00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:09,308
Hey, this is gonna sound crazy,
but could you, like,
583
00:30:09,308 --> 00:30:11,176
pretend to be my date tonight?
584
00:30:11,176 --> 00:30:13,111
Maybe make my ex
a little jealous?
585
00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:16,982
Oh, yeah. Sure. Yeah,
I can do that.
586
00:30:16,982 --> 00:30:21,253
Oh my God. Sorry. Oh,
what was that?
587
00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:23,255
Oh, sorry. No, my my ex is here.
588
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:24,856
Looks like she's already
with another guy.
589
00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:25,957
Oh, man.
590
00:30:25,957 --> 00:30:26,391
Yeah.
591
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:28,026
Hey, I know
we don't know each other,
592
00:30:28,026 --> 00:30:30,529
and this might be crazy, but
593
00:30:30,529 --> 00:30:33,665
would you like to pretend
to be my date tonight?
594
00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:40,005
Oh, Acting okay.
595
00:30:40,005 --> 00:30:41,106
I that could be great.
596
00:30:41,106 --> 00:30:44,209
I mean, it doesn't matter
that I've had a baby before.
597
00:30:44,209 --> 00:30:45,977
You know what?
598
00:30:45,977 --> 00:30:48,080
Why would I just.
Because I'm a little older, but.
599
00:30:48,080 --> 00:30:49,081
Oh, but we're acting.
600
00:30:49,081 --> 00:30:51,550
Okay, so,
601
00:30:51,550 --> 00:30:55,287
officer, I'm 18, I swear.
602
00:30:55,287 --> 00:30:56,088
Actually. I'm okay.
603
00:30:56,088 --> 00:30:56,922
I know what to do.
604
00:30:57,122 --> 00:30:58,423
No, I want to do not want to
do not want to do it.
605
00:30:58,423 --> 00:31:00,425
I want to do what I want to do,
actually do.
606
00:31:00,425 --> 00:31:02,894
Okay. You just look at them.
Look at. Okay.
607
00:31:02,894 --> 00:31:06,064
And that is why I never went
skiing again.
608
00:31:06,064 --> 00:31:08,166
Oh, you're so funny.
609
00:31:08,166 --> 00:31:11,036
Oh, no. He's making her laugh.
Damn it.
610
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:13,638
Okay, Pretend
I just told you a joke.
611
00:31:13,638 --> 00:31:14,506
Okay. God.
612
00:31:14,506 --> 00:31:17,175
Okay, a day joke.
613
00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:21,446
Hey, buddy, my sister's gay.
614
00:31:21,446 --> 00:31:27,386
No. Why that? No.
Laugh like you like it. Okay.
615
00:31:27,386 --> 00:31:28,653
Hahaha.
616
00:31:28,653 --> 00:31:31,289
What a great gay joke.
Oh my gosh.
617
00:31:31,289 --> 00:31:34,726
Fun fact, my sister's gay.
618
00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:35,227
What are you doing?
619
00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:41,433
Oh my God, he's with someone
and having so much fun.
620
00:31:41,433 --> 00:31:44,703
Well,
then we need to have more fun.
621
00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:50,142
But, No no no no. Yes.
622
00:31:50,142 --> 00:31:52,778
Oh, come on,
how are we going to top that?
623
00:31:52,778 --> 00:31:53,979
Oh. You're bad
624
00:31:53,979 --> 00:31:58,650
Oh you're bad. Oh.
625
00:31:58,650 --> 00:32:01,286
Mashed potatoes. Oh.
626
00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:02,120
It's what they're doing.
627
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,989
Come on. Look it off
is not what they're doing.
628
00:32:03,989 --> 00:32:07,526
Come on. You want her back or
not? Look at her.
629
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:09,995
Oh. Oh, that's the stuff.
630
00:32:09,995 --> 00:32:12,464
Now giggle, giggle.
631
00:32:12,464 --> 00:32:15,133
Hahaha. Ha ha ha ha.
632
00:32:15,133 --> 00:32:18,770
Is she looking?
633
00:32:18,770 --> 00:32:21,740
Yeah, but like,
not in a good way.
634
00:32:21,740 --> 00:32:22,841
Oh, wow.
635
00:32:22,841 --> 00:32:25,210
There's so, like physical
636
00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:28,113
there's sexual
chemistry is up the charts.
637
00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:32,717
Okay. Here, I got you.
Oh, you're such a gentleman.
638
00:32:32,717 --> 00:32:35,520
Oh, oh, quick,
give me your jacket. What?
639
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,024
No, what? It's doing.
I get your jacket.
640
00:32:39,024 --> 00:32:40,659
Oh, your nipples like my sock.
641
00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:43,929
Hey, that's this dude, it's
my shirt. I'm going.
642
00:32:43,929 --> 00:32:47,466
Oh, okay. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You're going to, like, do my.
643
00:32:47,466 --> 00:32:50,635
Oh, take my.
Okay. Stop. Okay. That's down.
644
00:32:53,772 --> 00:32:55,474
Oh my God.
645
00:32:55,474 --> 00:32:58,376
They're all over each other.
Oh, quick, give me a massage.
646
00:32:58,376 --> 00:33:02,013
Your hips. All right. You got.
647
00:33:02,013 --> 00:33:05,217
Oh my God.
648
00:33:05,217 --> 00:33:07,886
Okay, well,
can I give you a massage up?
649
00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:12,357
Are you kidding? I live
for those things. Okay. Perfect.
650
00:33:12,357 --> 00:33:14,292
Oh, what?
651
00:33:14,292 --> 00:33:16,061
What are you doing?
652
00:33:16,061 --> 00:33:18,563
I love massages, I thought
they were something different.
653
00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:22,968
What's, Oh my God. Oh my God,
654
00:33:22,968 --> 00:33:26,104
I watch this. Hey, everyone.
655
00:33:26,104 --> 00:33:28,974
I just wanted to say
happy birthday to Marcus.
656
00:33:28,974 --> 00:33:31,743
And the only thing better
than having friends you've known
657
00:33:31,743 --> 00:33:36,014
your whole life is meeting
someone you feel like
658
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,749
you've known forever.
659
00:33:37,749 --> 00:33:41,686
Oh. I feel the same way.
660
00:33:41,686 --> 00:33:43,321
Okay,
661
00:33:43,321 --> 00:33:47,592
I know
you've got something about me.
662
00:33:47,592 --> 00:33:54,900
Oh, stop.
663
00:33:54,900 --> 00:34:00,005
Ting ting ting ting.
664
00:34:00,005 --> 00:34:07,946
Thank you for having
this birthday party. Oh,
665
00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:12,484
for I have met a man tonight.
666
00:34:12,484 --> 00:34:15,820
We made love in the bathroom
667
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:23,528
so hard
that had gotten the food.
668
00:34:23,528 --> 00:34:24,930
His name is Heinrich.
669
00:34:24,930 --> 00:34:30,201
Dunks its dunk
and he goes by dunking.
670
00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:33,305
We are to be wed
671
00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:34,806
at midnight.
672
00:34:34,806 --> 00:34:39,678
No, no, we're not under
the clock tower. Jesus Christ.
673
00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:43,248
Now let us pray.
674
00:34:43,248 --> 00:34:45,150
Duncan, wait.
675
00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:49,588
I have to say something. Duncan,
I made a mistake.
676
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:50,388
I'm not over you,
677
00:34:50,522 --> 00:34:52,357
and I was trying
to make you jealous tonight
678
00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:55,393
by flirting with some random
nobody. Whoa!
679
00:34:55,393 --> 00:34:59,297
But I did it
because I loved you.
680
00:34:59,297 --> 00:35:01,766
Please don't marry her.
681
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:05,003
Too late. Bitch.
I'm pregnant. Oh,
682
00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:06,805
no. You're not.
683
00:35:06,805 --> 00:35:11,776
No she's not. I'm pregnant.
Stop, stop,
684
00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:16,414
I want her! Excuse her!
685
00:35:16,414 --> 00:35:18,616
Come on, babe,
let's get out of here.
686
00:35:18,616 --> 00:35:20,085
All right?
You want to take my car?
687
00:35:20,085 --> 00:35:24,556
Not you know. Good night maam
Good night to you. I say,
688
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:34,165
oh. You put on quite
a show tonight, Beverly. Oh.
689
00:35:34,165 --> 00:35:37,635
Would you like some
more potatoes? Yes, please.
690
00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:00,892
>>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, OLIVIA
691
00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:03,595
RODRIGO!
692
00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:09,701
♪♪
693
00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:18,143
♪♪
694
00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:22,347
♪ I KNOW THAT THE BAR
695
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:25,183
CLOSES AT 11:00
696
00:36:25,183 --> 00:36:27,886
I HOPE YOU NEVER
697
00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:32,624
FINISH THAT BEER ♪
698
00:36:32,624 --> 00:36:35,860
♪ YOU KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO
699
00:36:35,860 --> 00:36:38,897
"JUST LIKE HEAVEN" ♪
700
00:36:38,897 --> 00:36:40,432
♪ AND I KNOW WHY HE
701
00:36:40,432 --> 00:36:41,633
WROTE THEM NOW THAT YOU'RE
702
00:36:41,633 --> 00:36:48,873
STANDING RIGHT HERE ♪
703
00:36:48,873 --> 00:36:50,141
♪ OHH ONE NIGHT I WAS
704
00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:52,644
BORED IN BED AND STALKED
705
00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:55,880
YOU ON THE INTERNET ♪
706
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,148
♪ IT'S FEMININE INTUITION
707
00:36:57,148 --> 00:36:58,416
'CAUSE I ALWAYS
708
00:36:58,416 --> 00:36:59,617
HAD A VISION OF US
709
00:36:59,617 --> 00:37:02,153
STANDING LIKE THIS ♪
710
00:37:02,153 --> 00:37:03,121
♪ ALL PRESSED UP IN THE
711
00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:05,890
BATHROOM LINE ♪
712
00:37:05,890 --> 00:37:06,891
♪ YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE
713
00:37:06,891 --> 00:37:07,892
AN ANGEL ON THE WALLS
714
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:09,360
OF VERSAILLES ♪
715
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:10,395
♪ THE MOST ALIVE
716
00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:12,664
I'VE EVER BEEN
717
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:13,698
BUT KISS ME
718
00:37:13,698 --> 00:37:16,367
AND I MIGHT DROP DEAD ♪
719
00:37:16,367 --> 00:37:19,404
♪♪
720
00:37:19,404 --> 00:37:24,375
♪♪
721
00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:25,143
♪ AND I FEEL LIKE
722
00:37:25,143 --> 00:37:25,877
I MIGHT THROW UP
723
00:37:25,877 --> 00:37:26,444
LEFT HOOK RIGHT PUNCH
724
00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:27,112
TO THE GUT ♪
725
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:27,879
♪ YOU'RE SO SO PRETTY BOY
726
00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:28,880
I'M PARANOID I MADE YOU UP ♪
727
00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,648
♪ YEAH I'D LOVE IT
728
00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:31,883
IF YOU WALKED ME HOME
729
00:37:31,883 --> 00:37:32,884
IF YOU PROMISED WE COULD
730
00:37:32,884 --> 00:37:34,385
GO REAL SLOW ♪
731
00:37:34,385 --> 00:37:35,620
♪ 'CAUSE I GOT CHEWING GUM
732
00:37:35,620 --> 00:37:37,655
AND A BUNCH OF STUFF
733
00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:38,623
I'D LIKE TO KNOW ♪
734
00:37:38,623 --> 00:37:39,390
♪ LIKE HAVE YOU EVER BEEN
735
00:37:39,390 --> 00:37:40,125
TO JAPAN
736
00:37:40,125 --> 00:37:40,892
OR TAKEN THAT EUROSTAR
737
00:37:40,892 --> 00:37:41,860
TO FRANCE ♪
738
00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:42,627
♪ I'VE BEEN DROPPING HINTS
739
00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:43,361
ALL NIGHT THAT I'D LOVE
740
00:37:43,361 --> 00:37:44,395
IT IF YOU HELD MY HAND
741
00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:45,130
DAMN ♪
742
00:37:45,130 --> 00:37:46,164
♪ AND THEN MAYBE WE COULD
743
00:37:46,164 --> 00:37:47,132
MAKE-MAKE OUT
744
00:37:47,132 --> 00:37:47,899
CLOTHES OFF AND FALL
745
00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:48,867
TO THE GROUND ♪
746
00:37:48,867 --> 00:37:49,634
♪ LET'S GO STEADY
747
00:37:49,634 --> 00:37:50,401
LET'S GO OUT
748
00:37:50,401 --> 00:37:51,636
AND TELL THE WHOLE
749
00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:52,403
DAMN WORLD HOW ♪
750
00:37:52,403 --> 00:37:53,671
♪ ONE NIGHT I WAS
751
00:37:53,671 --> 00:37:55,406
BORED IN BED
752
00:37:55,406 --> 00:37:56,674
AND STALKED YOU
753
00:37:56,674 --> 00:38:02,147
ON THE INTERNET ♪
754
00:38:02,147 --> 00:38:03,114
♪ IT'S FEMININE INTUITION
755
00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:04,115
'CAUSE I ALWAYS
756
00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:05,350
HAD A VISION OF US
757
00:38:05,350 --> 00:38:07,886
STANDING LIKE THIS ♪
758
00:38:07,886 --> 00:38:08,920
♪ ALL PRESSED UP IN THE
759
00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,889
BATHROOM LINE ♪
760
00:38:10,889 --> 00:38:11,856
♪ YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE
761
00:38:11,856 --> 00:38:13,158
AN ANGEL ON THE WALLS
762
00:38:13,158 --> 00:38:14,859
OF VERSAILLES ♪
763
00:38:14,859 --> 00:38:16,161
♪ THE MOST ALIVE
764
00:38:16,161 --> 00:38:18,863
I'VE EVER BEEN
765
00:38:18,863 --> 00:38:23,134
BUT KISS ME AND I MIGHT ♪
766
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:25,403
♪ PISCES AND A GEMINI
767
00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:27,372
BUT I THINK WE MIGHT
768
00:38:27,372 --> 00:38:29,374
GO REALLY NICE TOGETHER ♪
769
00:38:29,374 --> 00:38:30,909
♪ IF YOU LET ME STAY
770
00:38:30,909 --> 00:38:32,877
THE NIGHT
771
00:38:32,877 --> 00:38:34,145
WELL I THINK I MIGHT
772
00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:38,116
JUST HAVE TO STAY FOREVER ♪
773
00:38:38,116 --> 00:38:40,118
♪ PISCES AND A GEMINI
774
00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:42,353
BUT I THINK WE MIGHT
775
00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:44,889
GO REALLY NICE TOGETHER ♪
776
00:38:44,889 --> 00:38:46,124
♪ IF YOU LET ME STAY
777
00:38:46,124 --> 00:38:48,393
THE NIGHT
778
00:38:48,393 --> 00:38:49,894
WELL I THINK I MIGHT
779
00:38:49,894 --> 00:38:54,132
JUST HAVE TO STAY FOREVER ♪
780
00:38:54,132 --> 00:38:54,632
♪♪
781
00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:58,369
♪♪
782
00:38:58,369 --> 00:39:07,645
♪♪
783
00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:08,613
♪ ONE NIGHT I WAS
784
00:39:08,613 --> 00:39:09,614
BORED IN BED
785
00:39:09,614 --> 00:39:11,115
AND STALKED YOU
786
00:39:11,115 --> 00:39:15,887
ON THE INTERNET ♪
787
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:16,888
♪ IT'S FEMININE INTUITION
788
00:39:16,888 --> 00:39:18,890
'CAUSE I ALWAYS
789
00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:19,891
HAD A VISION OF US
790
00:39:19,891 --> 00:39:21,659
STANDING LIKE THIS ♪
791
00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:22,860
♪ ALL PRESSED UP IN THE
792
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:24,095
BATHROOM LINE ♪
793
00:39:24,095 --> 00:39:25,597
♪ YOU'RE LOOKING LIKE
794
00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:26,864
AN ANGEL ON THE WALL
795
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:28,366
OF VERSAILLES ♪
796
00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:30,101
♪ THE MOST ALIVE
797
00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:33,605
I'VE EVER BEEN
798
00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:37,609
BUT KISS ME AND I MIGHT ♪
799
00:39:37,609 --> 00:39:40,612
♪ KISS ME AND I MIGHT
800
00:39:40,612 --> 00:39:41,379
KISS ME AND I MIGHT
801
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:44,916
DROP DEAD ♪
802
00:39:44,916 --> 00:39:56,027
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
803
00:40:07,772 --> 00:40:13,745
It's Weekend Update with Colin
Jost and Michael Che.
804
00:40:18,182 --> 00:40:21,085
Thank you.
805
00:40:21,085 --> 00:40:22,920
Thank you.
806
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,355
Thank you.
Good evening everyone.
807
00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:25,957
Welcome to weekend update I'm
Michael Che.
808
00:40:25,957 --> 00:40:31,396
I'm Colin Jost.
809
00:40:31,396 --> 00:40:33,531
Well we start tonight
with some breaking news.
810
00:40:33,531 --> 00:40:34,899
Just a few hours ago,
811
00:40:34,899 --> 00:40:41,773
Spirit Airlines permanently
shut down mid-flight.
812
00:40:41,773 --> 00:40:44,142
The airline stranded
thousands of passengers
813
00:40:44,142 --> 00:40:45,977
at airports with no employees
814
00:40:45,977 --> 00:40:48,212
manning
any of the check in desks.
815
00:40:48,212 --> 00:40:50,915
Spirit said they were proud
they were still maintaining
816
00:40:50,915 --> 00:40:54,686
their normal level of service.
817
00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,220
Called Thomas Allen, the alleged
818
00:40:56,220 --> 00:40:57,989
Correspondents Dinner shooter
819
00:40:57,989 --> 00:41:00,258
took this selfie
in his hotel room
820
00:41:00,258 --> 00:41:02,260
shortly before his assassination
attempt,
821
00:41:02,260 --> 00:41:08,232
which he captioned felt cute,
might delete President.
822
00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:10,435
This week
gig, Charles visited the U.S.
823
00:41:10,435 --> 00:41:12,136
and met Zoran Mamdani,
824
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:14,138
and I'm surprised
he didn't take Mamdani back
825
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:17,141
to England with them because
he is an Indian treasure.
826
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:23,748
Okay.
827
00:41:23,748 --> 00:41:25,283
King Charles visited the U.S.
828
00:41:25,283 --> 00:41:25,683
to mark
829
00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:29,020
the 250th anniversary
of American independence
830
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:31,155
from Britain
and to seek the release
831
00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:37,161
of a British hostage being held
by an American terrorist.
832
00:41:40,598 --> 00:41:42,600
King Charles also presented
President Trump
833
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:43,668
with the original bell
834
00:41:43,668 --> 00:41:46,771
from a British submarine
and said, should you ever need
835
00:41:46,771 --> 00:41:49,741
to get a hold of us,
just give us a ring
836
00:41:49,741 --> 00:41:51,642
or or Trump could just call
the guy
837
00:41:51,642 --> 00:41:58,383
saved in his phone
as Andrew Island.
838
00:41:58,383 --> 00:42:00,451
Legal
experts are saying that this
839
00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:02,587
week's Supreme Court
ruling has taken
840
00:42:02,587 --> 00:42:06,691
a wrecking ball to the Voting
Rights Act of 1965.
841
00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:11,229
But if you ask black people,
it felt more like a fire hose
842
00:42:11,229 --> 00:42:16,134
and two real
843
00:42:16,134 --> 00:42:19,170
President Trump met
with the Artemis two astronauts
844
00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:22,707
in the Oval Office
and told them, I like SpaceX,
845
00:42:22,707 --> 00:42:25,910
which is actually a direct quote
from Melania's wedding vows.
846
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:30,548
Defense Secretary Pete
847
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:37,488
Hegseth, seen here right
after the bartender cut him off.
848
00:42:37,488 --> 00:42:40,291
Testified before Congress, where
he revealed that the current
849
00:42:40,291 --> 00:42:46,297
estimate for the war in Iran
is $25 billion a gallon.
850
00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:50,435
Also, how has the war already
cost 25 billion?
851
00:42:50,435 --> 00:42:55,773
What are we bombing them
with? White House ball rooms?
852
00:42:55,773 --> 00:42:59,577
A federal appeals court
has restricted abortion access
853
00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:02,747
by blocking the mailing
of a popular abortion drug.
854
00:43:02,747 --> 00:43:05,550
But just remember, any drug
can be an abortion drug.
855
00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:11,522
If you do it enough.
856
00:43:14,492 --> 00:43:18,262
One guy clap.
857
00:43:18,262 --> 00:43:18,763
The U.S.
858
00:43:19,297 --> 00:43:20,798
State Department is introducing
a special edition
859
00:43:20,798 --> 00:43:21,933
passport that features
860
00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:24,769
an image of Donald Trump,
so you'll always carry
861
00:43:24,769 --> 00:43:29,474
a reminder
of why you fled the country.
862
00:43:29,474 --> 00:43:31,542
Also, I love that
the picture of Trump
863
00:43:31,542 --> 00:43:33,511
is apparently burning a hole
864
00:43:33,511 --> 00:43:35,313
in the
Declaration of Independence.
865
00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:40,017
A homeless
man in Florida was arrested
866
00:43:40,017 --> 00:43:41,819
after trespassing on a yacht
867
00:43:41,819 --> 00:43:43,654
and saying
that he was holding it
868
00:43:43,654 --> 00:43:47,258
for his friend, President Trump,
as well as making other
869
00:43:47,258 --> 00:43:53,264
unbelievable claims like,
I was mayor of New York City.
870
00:43:54,932 --> 00:43:57,602
That was my impression of Kate.
871
00:43:57,602 --> 00:43:59,470
Representative Alexandria
872
00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,440
Ocasio-Cortez said
she thinks it's possible
873
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:05,109
America has already had a gay
president.
874
00:44:05,109 --> 00:44:06,444
And here's a guess.
875
00:44:06,444 --> 00:44:07,712
Maybe it's the one obsessed
876
00:44:07,712 --> 00:44:12,550
with ballrooms
and the Village People.
877
00:44:12,550 --> 00:44:15,486
President Trump is also claiming
that a BBC documentary
878
00:44:15,486 --> 00:44:20,525
altered his January 6th speech
by using AI to change his words.
879
00:44:20,525 --> 00:44:26,531
And when you watch it back,
it is kind of egregious.
880
00:44:34,272 --> 00:44:36,707
A new report claims
that the next person
881
00:44:36,707 --> 00:44:39,510
to leave the Trump
administration will be FBI
882
00:44:39,510 --> 00:44:41,212
Director Kash Patel.
883
00:44:41,212 --> 00:44:42,513
And honestly, Patel
884
00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:44,782
seems like he already
has one eye out the door.
885
00:44:48,886 --> 00:44:53,190
The movie Michael earned $97
million in its opening weekend,
886
00:44:53,190 --> 00:44:56,794
which was the most
a music biopic has ever grossed.
887
00:44:56,794 --> 00:44:58,362
But it didn't even crack the top
888
00:44:58,362 --> 00:45:04,368
ten grossest weekends
involving Michael Jackson.
889
00:45:08,072 --> 00:45:10,208
Well,
the news is heavy this week,
890
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:12,310
but here at Weekend Update,
891
00:45:12,310 --> 00:45:14,579
we are not afraid
to take on the tough subjects.
892
00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:17,949
So here to discuss
their brewing feud are podcaster
893
00:45:17,949 --> 00:45:20,484
slash influencer Alex Cooper
894
00:45:20,484 --> 00:45:27,892
and influencer slash blogger
Alix Earle
895
00:45:27,892 --> 00:45:33,130
Hey guys, what is up Daddy Day?
896
00:45:33,130 --> 00:45:34,131
Welcome ladies!
897
00:45:34,131 --> 00:45:35,833
So for anyone not familiar,
898
00:45:35,833 --> 00:45:38,669
would you mind introducing
yourselves? Yeah of course.
899
00:45:38,669 --> 00:45:42,273
So I am Alex with an ear,
and I'm Alex with an eye.
900
00:45:42,273 --> 00:45:43,708
I'm pretty much Martha Stewart.
901
00:45:43,708 --> 00:45:45,409
If instead of teaching baking,
902
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:48,145
she taught you that,
like like 3000.
903
00:45:48,145 --> 00:45:52,083
And I'm basically
Ellen, if she never came out,
904
00:45:52,083 --> 00:45:54,919
and I
didn't really help me at all.
905
00:45:54,919 --> 00:45:57,655
But do you mind explaining
what your feud is? Even about?
906
00:45:57,655 --> 00:46:00,057
Okay. So, like,
do you know Piggy and Pop?
907
00:46:00,057 --> 00:46:03,461
Yes. Okay. Well we don't. Can
you, like, explain them to us?
908
00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:06,030
You know what?
909
00:46:06,030 --> 00:46:08,199
Okay, so I'm going to say
what happened between us.
910
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:10,201
Okay, then say it.
911
00:46:10,201 --> 00:46:13,337
Say what you got to say,
you girl on that.
912
00:46:13,337 --> 00:46:14,605
There's no NDA. Alex.
913
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,607
It. Okay, so I'm honestly really
coming out.
914
00:46:16,607 --> 00:46:17,942
I'm saying it
like I'm saying it.
915
00:46:17,942 --> 00:46:20,678
We didn't say it, okay?
I just said no, you didn't.
916
00:46:20,678 --> 00:46:23,280
I didn't hear you just out like
it's okay. Well, that was you.
917
00:46:23,280 --> 00:46:24,548
Have I said it?
918
00:46:24,548 --> 00:46:25,783
I didn't hear anything.
919
00:46:25,783 --> 00:46:27,385
I literally didn't hear.
What are you doing? Are you.
920
00:46:27,385 --> 00:46:31,022
You know what
the hell is happening right now?
921
00:46:31,022 --> 00:46:32,423
What is happening?
922
00:46:32,423 --> 00:46:35,793
Okay, so basically, to put this
in, like, gay man's term,
923
00:46:35,793 --> 00:46:38,429
I don't need that.
924
00:46:38,429 --> 00:46:39,063
I don't need that.
925
00:46:39,063 --> 00:46:40,831
Okay? So she was a hot mess
926
00:46:40,831 --> 00:46:42,933
and I want her hot mess
to be an unwell.
927
00:46:42,933 --> 00:46:45,736
But I felt unwell about unwell
being off on that.
928
00:46:45,736 --> 00:46:46,470
And it can't be on while
929
00:46:46,604 --> 00:46:49,306
because I'm
entering the wellness field.
930
00:46:49,306 --> 00:46:51,609
What? Okay.
931
00:46:51,609 --> 00:46:51,876
Okay.
932
00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:54,078
Basically
the situation got so unwell
933
00:46:54,078 --> 00:46:55,913
it can only be described
as worse.
934
00:46:55,913 --> 00:47:00,818
The 911, because it can
only be described that way.
935
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,853
Okay. And then a chicken fried.
936
00:47:02,853 --> 00:47:06,824
But the whole thing but beyond
I'm talking about her more like,
937
00:47:06,824 --> 00:47:10,194
Oh, who the hell is that?
938
00:47:10,194 --> 00:47:12,930
Oh. What?
939
00:47:12,930 --> 00:47:15,666
Briana Chickenfry LaPaglia.
940
00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:19,503
Zach Bryan█s ex who█s part
of Barstool Cinematic Universe.
941
00:47:19,503 --> 00:47:21,372
Duh!
942
00:47:21,372 --> 00:47:25,910
I don't understand
a word of any of this. Wow.
943
00:47:25,910 --> 00:47:28,546
Okay, so when women
tell you about their work
944
00:47:28,546 --> 00:47:32,516
drama,
you just, like, tune them out.
945
00:47:32,516 --> 00:47:34,218
Yeah.
946
00:47:34,218 --> 00:47:36,220
Wow. Actually, Jerry.
947
00:47:36,220 --> 00:47:38,089
Wow. We're here to talk about
948
00:47:38,089 --> 00:47:40,591
literal Chernobyl
for white women.
949
00:47:40,591 --> 00:47:43,294
And you don't even care.
950
00:47:43,294 --> 00:47:44,762
Put this on the screen.
951
00:47:44,762 --> 00:47:47,431
Michael Che is an enemy
to white women. What?
952
00:47:47,431 --> 00:47:49,967
Hey, y'all got that up
really fast.
953
00:47:49,967 --> 00:47:52,403
But apparently they have it
ready all the time.
954
00:47:52,403 --> 00:47:53,104
Yeah, like all right.
955
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:58,175
Alex Cooper and Alix Earle
everybody
956
00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:06,217
What is that?
957
00:48:06,217 --> 00:48:07,518
In aviation companies now?
958
00:48:07,518 --> 00:48:10,521
Conducting tests of an all
electric air taxi to fly
959
00:48:10,521 --> 00:48:13,891
wealthy customers from Manhattan
to JFK airport.
960
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:19,897
While economy customers can use
their slingshot to LaGuardia.
961
00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:24,335
Authorities in Italy
say a statue was damaged
962
00:48:24,335 --> 00:48:27,338
after a woman accepted
a bachelorette challenge
963
00:48:27,338 --> 00:48:29,974
to touch the statue's genitals.
964
00:48:29,974 --> 00:48:35,513
She's been charged with statue
Tory rape.
965
00:48:35,513 --> 00:48:36,480
Back to you, Colin.
966
00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:42,686
Gastro gastroenterologist are
967
00:48:42,686 --> 00:48:45,389
now saying that people can avoid
getting hemorrhoids
968
00:48:45,389 --> 00:48:47,391
if they just stop
sitting on the toilet
969
00:48:47,391 --> 00:48:53,397
for a long time while
scrolling on their phones. No.
970
00:48:56,801 --> 00:48:57,501
Coors light
971
00:48:57,902 --> 00:49:00,938
announced the launch of their
first nonalcoholic beer,
972
00:49:00,938 --> 00:49:06,911
called 0.0%, and I love their
new slogan, core 0.0.
973
00:49:06,911 --> 00:49:12,917
Get custody back.
974
00:49:13,551 --> 00:49:15,553
That's sweet.
975
00:49:15,553 --> 00:49:17,054
Police in Nebraska arrested
976
00:49:17,054 --> 00:49:20,357
a longtime sex offender known
as the Cookie Monster
977
00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:23,260
after he was found
naked in a boy's bedroom.
978
00:49:23,260 --> 00:49:25,162
Luckily, before he could go.
979
00:49:25,162 --> 00:49:26,964
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.
980
00:49:26,964 --> 00:49:37,441
[ MOANS AND LAUGHTER ]
981
00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:40,878
>>> THIS WEEK, RAPPER MEGAN THEE
982
00:49:40,878 --> 00:49:42,346
STALLION AND NBA PLAYER KLAY
983
00:49:42,346 --> 00:49:43,781
THOMPSON BROKE UP AFTER HE
984
00:49:43,781 --> 00:49:45,015
ALLEGEDLY CHEATED ON HER WITH A
985
00:49:45,015 --> 00:49:45,816
NUMBER OF WOMEN.
986
00:49:45,816 --> 00:49:46,584
HERE TO COMMENT IS "SNL'S" KAM
987
00:49:46,584 --> 00:49:47,651
PATTERSON.
988
00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:52,256
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
989
00:49:52,256 --> 00:49:53,924
>> WHAT UP?
990
00:49:53,924 --> 00:49:56,827
>> HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THE
991
00:49:56,827 --> 00:49:57,628
BREAKUP, KAM?
992
00:49:57,628 --> 00:50:00,931
>> I'M SO UPSET.
993
00:50:00,931 --> 00:50:02,399
MEGAN IS SINGLE!
994
00:50:02,399 --> 00:50:04,502
>> DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT, YOU'RE
995
00:50:04,502 --> 00:50:04,869
BEAMING.
996
00:50:05,035 --> 00:50:06,170
>> THIS IS A SMILE OF
997
00:50:06,170 --> 00:50:06,570
DESPERATION.
998
00:50:06,570 --> 00:50:06,904
I'M SAD.
999
00:50:06,904 --> 00:50:08,906
[ LAUGHTER ]
1000
00:50:08,906 --> 00:50:13,844
I'M WORRIED ABOUT MEG, MAN.
1001
00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:18,148
YOU DON'T SEE THE BROADWAY
1002
00:50:18,148 --> 00:50:20,050
PRODUCTION OF "MOULIN ROUGE."
1003
00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:21,318
I COULDN'T BELIEVE SHE WAS IN
1004
00:50:21,318 --> 00:50:21,619
TOWN.
1005
00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,320
>> YOU KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DON'T
1006
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:26,924
KNOW WHAT "MOULIN ROUGE" IS.
1007
00:50:26,924 --> 00:50:28,025
IT'S WRITTEN PHONETICALLY ON THE
1008
00:50:28,025 --> 00:50:28,459
CARD FOR YOU.
1009
00:50:28,459 --> 00:50:31,896
[ LAUGHTER ]
1010
00:50:31,896 --> 00:50:35,432
>> SHUT UP!
1011
00:50:35,432 --> 00:50:38,669
I'M JUST SAYING, WHO EVEN IS
1012
00:50:38,669 --> 00:50:39,169
THIS GUY?
1013
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:41,171
>> YOU DON'T KNOW KLAY THOMPSON?
1014
00:50:41,171 --> 00:50:41,505
>> NO.
1015
00:50:41,805 --> 00:50:42,640
>> HE'S A WORLD-FAMOUS PRO
1016
00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:43,140
BASKETBALL PLAYER.
1017
00:50:43,140 --> 00:50:46,710
>> WAIT A MINUTE.
1018
00:50:46,710 --> 00:50:47,311
THERE'S A WNBA FOR MEN?
1019
00:50:47,311 --> 00:50:48,412
[ LAUGHTER ]
1020
00:50:48,412 --> 00:50:52,716
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1021
00:50:52,716 --> 00:50:56,720
WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN CALL THAT?
1022
00:50:56,720 --> 00:50:57,855
THE MMBA?
1023
00:50:57,855 --> 00:51:00,157
NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME
1024
00:51:00,157 --> 00:51:00,858
THERE'S A WHITE MICHAEL CHE.
1025
00:51:00,858 --> 00:51:01,258
>> THERE IS.
1026
00:51:01,258 --> 00:51:03,093
[ LAUGHTER ]
1027
00:51:03,093 --> 00:51:05,129
>> TO ME, HE'S NOT KLAY, HE'S
1028
00:51:05,129 --> 00:51:08,699
DIRT.
1029
00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:10,601
WHAT MEG THEE STALLION NEEDS IS
1030
00:51:10,601 --> 00:51:11,368
A REAL MAN.
1031
00:51:11,368 --> 00:51:12,536
>> WHAT'S REAL MAN?
1032
00:51:12,536 --> 00:51:16,907
>> FIRST OFF, HE'S PROBABLY 5'8"
1033
00:51:16,907 --> 00:51:18,475
TO 5'10".
1034
00:51:18,475 --> 00:51:19,410
SECOND, HE'S PROBABLY A BLACK
1035
00:51:19,410 --> 00:51:20,110
MAN BECAUSE EVERYBODY KNOWS
1036
00:51:20,110 --> 00:51:23,614
BLACK MEN DON'T CHEAT.
1037
00:51:23,614 --> 00:51:24,949
>> KLAY THOMPSON IS BLACK.
1038
00:51:24,949 --> 00:51:26,717
>> HALF BLACK.
1039
00:51:26,717 --> 00:51:27,384
IT WAS THE WHITE HALF THAT
1040
00:51:27,384 --> 00:51:27,718
CHEATED.
1041
00:51:27,718 --> 00:51:29,386
[ LAUGHTER ]
1042
00:51:29,386 --> 00:51:30,421
>> ALL RIGHT, WHAT ELSE MAKES A
1043
00:51:30,421 --> 00:51:30,788
REAL MAN?
1044
00:51:30,788 --> 00:51:34,058
>> WELL, HM.
1045
00:51:34,058 --> 00:51:35,592
HE'S PROBABLY GAINFULLY EMPLOYED
1046
00:51:35,592 --> 00:51:36,460
IN A THRIVING INDUSTRY LIKE, I
1047
00:51:36,460 --> 00:51:38,796
DON'T KNOW, ENTERTAINMENT.
1048
00:51:38,796 --> 00:51:39,296
>> OKAY.
1049
00:51:39,463 --> 00:51:41,465
>> MAYBE HE WORKS ON A SKETCH
1050
00:51:41,465 --> 00:51:42,499
TELEVISION SHOW.
1051
00:51:42,499 --> 00:51:44,234
AND HE'S NOT IN MANY SKETCHES,
1052
00:51:44,234 --> 00:51:44,768
BUT HE'S DOING OKAY.
1053
00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:47,805
[ LAUGHTER ]
1054
00:51:47,805 --> 00:51:48,906
SOME SAY HE'S FINDING HIS VOICE
1055
00:51:48,906 --> 00:51:49,373
MORE EVERY WEEK.
1056
00:51:49,373 --> 00:51:50,040
[ LAUGHTER ]
1057
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:57,681
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1058
00:51:57,681 --> 00:51:58,816
>> DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.
1059
00:51:58,816 --> 00:51:59,383
THAT'S JUST YOU, KAM.
1060
00:51:59,383 --> 00:52:01,585
>> HUH.
1061
00:52:01,585 --> 00:52:02,987
I GUESS IT DOES KIND OF SOUND
1062
00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:03,721
LIKE ME.
1063
00:52:03,721 --> 00:52:05,356
>> SO YOU'RE CLEARLY JUST OUT
1064
00:52:05,356 --> 00:52:06,824
HERE SHOOTING YOUR SHOT, HUH?
1065
00:52:06,824 --> 00:52:08,626
>> HEY, SHOOTERS SHOOT.
1066
00:52:08,626 --> 00:52:10,094
THAT'S WHAT KLAY THOMPSON DID.
1067
00:52:10,094 --> 00:52:14,732
>> SO YOU DO KNOW WHO HE IS.
1068
00:52:14,732 --> 00:52:16,200
>> FOUR-TIME NBA CHAMPION, THE
1069
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:16,867
SECOND-GREATEST SHOOTER OF
1070
00:52:16,867 --> 00:52:17,234
ALL-TIME?
1071
00:52:17,334 --> 00:52:17,735
I DON'T KNOW HIM.
1072
00:52:18,035 --> 00:52:20,070
>> IT SOUNDS LIKE YOU DO, AND IT
1073
00:52:20,070 --> 00:52:21,672
SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANT TO DATE HIS
1074
00:52:21,672 --> 00:52:22,139
EX-GIRLFRIEND.
1075
00:52:22,239 --> 00:52:23,273
>> IF I HAVE TO, I WILL.
1076
00:52:23,273 --> 00:52:24,108
I WILL DO THAT.
1077
00:52:24,108 --> 00:52:24,742
MEGAN, LET ME TALK TO YOU
1078
00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:25,075
DIRECT.
1079
00:52:25,075 --> 00:52:27,077
♪♪
1080
00:52:27,077 --> 00:52:27,378
>> OH.
1081
00:52:27,444 --> 00:52:30,114
[ LAUGHTER ]
1082
00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:32,983
>> AM I THE MAN YOU WANT?
1083
00:52:32,983 --> 00:52:33,784
PROBABLY NOT.
1084
00:52:33,784 --> 00:52:34,785
BUT AM I THE MAN YOU NEED?
1085
00:52:34,785 --> 00:52:39,556
ALSO NO.
1086
00:52:39,556 --> 00:52:40,190
[ LAUGHTER ]
1087
00:52:40,257 --> 00:52:41,658
BUT YOU'VE ALREADY HAD THE BEST,
1088
00:52:41,658 --> 00:52:43,427
BABY, SO WHY NOT TRY THE REST?
1089
00:52:43,427 --> 00:52:44,061
>> WHAT?
1090
00:52:44,061 --> 00:52:46,030
>> LIKE I SAID IN ALL THOSE
1091
00:52:46,030 --> 00:52:48,732
UNANSWERED DMs, SUP?
1092
00:52:48,732 --> 00:52:49,033
DAMN.
1093
00:52:49,099 --> 00:52:51,035
FIRE EMOJI.
1094
00:52:51,035 --> 00:52:53,604
EVER BEEN TO A WATER PARK?
1095
00:52:53,604 --> 00:52:55,406
HEART EMOJI.
1096
00:52:55,406 --> 00:52:55,706
DAMN.
1097
00:52:55,706 --> 00:52:57,574
GOT DAMN.
1098
00:52:57,574 --> 00:53:00,044
DEMON EMOJI.
1099
00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:01,311
LET ME KNOW ABOUT WATER PARK.
1100
00:53:01,311 --> 00:53:02,780
SUP, BABY?
1101
00:53:02,780 --> 00:53:06,250
>> KAM PATTERSON, EVERYBODY.
1102
00:53:06,250 --> 00:53:07,985
>> BLACK MEN DON'T CHEAT!
1103
00:53:07,985 --> 00:53:09,319
>> FOR "WEEKEND UPDATE," I'M
1104
00:53:09,319 --> 00:53:10,421
MICHAEL CHE.
1105
00:53:10,421 --> 00:53:13,057
>> I'M COLIN JOST, GOOD NIGHT!
1106
00:53:33,177 --> 00:53:35,712
>>> HELLO.
1107
00:53:35,712 --> 00:53:36,013
>> OH.
1108
00:53:36,013 --> 00:53:38,382
HONEY.
1109
00:53:38,382 --> 00:53:38,916
YOU'RE STILL AWAKE.
1110
00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:41,018
>> INDEED.
1111
00:53:41,018 --> 00:53:43,120
I TRIED TO GO TO BED, BUT MY
1112
00:53:43,120 --> 00:53:45,489
FAITHFUL FIANCEE WAS NOWHERE TO
1113
00:53:45,489 --> 00:53:46,123
BE FOUND.
1114
00:53:46,123 --> 00:53:47,591
>> SORRY.
1115
00:53:47,591 --> 00:53:48,092
DINNER WENT LONG.
1116
00:53:48,092 --> 00:53:52,362
>> HA HA HA.
1117
00:53:52,362 --> 00:53:54,598
♪ BUSTED
1118
00:53:54,598 --> 00:53:56,834
10:00 A.M. CLOCK
1119
00:53:56,834 --> 00:53:58,102
IN THE MORNING
1120
00:53:58,102 --> 00:53:58,836
WHERE YOU BEEN ♪
1121
00:53:58,836 --> 00:53:59,369
♪ BABY DIDN'T YOU
1122
00:53:59,369 --> 00:54:00,604
GET MY TEXT
1123
00:54:00,604 --> 00:54:04,675
I WAS WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS ♪
1124
00:54:04,675 --> 00:54:08,545
WE WENT DANCING.
1125
00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:10,047
>> WHO?
1126
00:54:10,047 --> 00:54:13,250
>> ME AND SHONDA AND MONICA,
1127
00:54:13,250 --> 00:54:15,252
CHANDLER WAS THERE TOO.
1128
00:54:15,252 --> 00:54:17,788
♪ BUSTED THE LAST NAMES WERE
1129
00:54:17,788 --> 00:54:19,456
FROM THE FAST OF FRIENDS KNOW
1130
00:54:19,456 --> 00:54:20,691
♪ THEY MIGHT BE FRIENDS BUT
1131
00:54:20,691 --> 00:54:23,627
THOSE ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS ♪
1132
00:54:23,627 --> 00:54:25,629
♪ AND ALSO ♪
1133
00:54:25,629 --> 00:54:26,797
SHONDA CAN'T BE DANCING SHONDA'S
1134
00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:30,701
GOT FAKE LEGS ♪
1135
00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:31,502
♪ WELL SHE CAN STILL CLAP AT THE
1136
00:54:31,502 --> 00:54:35,472
BAR ♪
1137
00:54:35,472 --> 00:54:37,241
♪ BACK THOSE BAGS ♪
1138
00:54:37,241 --> 00:54:39,409
♪ BABY WE AIN'T GOT NO STAIRS
1139
00:54:39,409 --> 00:54:41,211
IT'S A ONE BEDROOM APARTMENT ♪
1140
00:54:41,211 --> 00:54:41,478
♪
1141
00:54:41,912 --> 00:54:43,814
♪ BUSTED WE HAVE STAIRS SO THE
1142
00:54:43,814 --> 00:54:45,215
DOG CAN GET ON THE BED ♪
1143
00:54:45,215 --> 00:54:47,885
♪ HE'S A VERY OLD DOG AND NEEDS
1144
00:54:47,885 --> 00:54:48,685
A LITTLE HELP ♪
1145
00:54:48,685 --> 00:54:50,454
♪ BABY YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIE YOU
1146
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,222
ALSO NEED THOSE STAIRS ♪
1147
00:54:52,222 --> 00:54:53,490
♪ OKAY UNNECESSARY LET'S GET
1148
00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:55,526
BACK TO THE ISSUE THAT'S AT
1149
00:54:55,526 --> 00:54:56,026
HAND ♪
1150
00:54:56,226 --> 00:54:57,594
♪ YOU'RE WALKING IN THIS HOUSE
1151
00:54:57,594 --> 00:54:59,830
AND THE TIME IS 10 P.M. ♪
1152
00:54:59,830 --> 00:55:02,065
♪ I MIGHT BE TRIPPING BUT THAT
1153
00:55:02,065 --> 00:55:03,734
FEELS LIKE A NORMAL TIME ♪
1154
00:55:03,734 --> 00:55:06,637
♪ BUT I GO TO BED AT 6:00 FOR MY
1155
00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,071
JOB THAT'S AT 9:00 ♪
1156
00:55:08,071 --> 00:55:11,842
♪ COME ON BABY THAT'S 15 HOURS ♪
1157
00:55:11,842 --> 00:55:13,810
♪ WELL I NEED MY BEAUTY SLEEP SO
1158
00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:16,246
IN THE MORNING I CAN CHEAT ♪
1159
00:55:16,246 --> 00:55:18,615
♪ DAMMIT CAN'T BELIEVE I SAID
1160
00:55:18,615 --> 00:55:20,083
THAT STUFF OUT LOUD ♪
1161
00:55:20,083 --> 00:55:21,852
♪ BUT HOLD ON JUST A SECOND HOW
1162
00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:23,053
WOULD YOU DEFINE CHEATING ♪
1163
00:55:23,053 --> 00:55:24,721
♪ HAVING SEX WITH ANOTHER
1164
00:55:24,721 --> 00:55:25,255
PERSON ♪
1165
00:55:25,455 --> 00:55:27,824
♪ WELL DAMN THAT'S WHAT I DID ♪
1166
00:55:27,824 --> 00:55:29,893
♪ BUSTED I'VE BEEN SITTING IN
1167
00:55:29,893 --> 00:55:31,595
THE CLOSET THIS WHOLE TIME ♪
1168
00:55:31,595 --> 00:55:34,198
♪ I WAS GONNA ROB THIS HOUSE BUT
1169
00:55:34,198 --> 00:55:35,432
Y'ALL TAKING A LONG TIME ♪
1170
00:55:35,432 --> 00:55:37,034
♪ AND I'M TIRED OF WAITING ALONE
1171
00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:41,071
SO I THINK I'LL JUST GO HOME ♪
1172
00:55:41,071 --> 00:55:43,440
♪ BUSTED ♪
1173
00:55:43,440 --> 00:55:44,007
>> WHO'S IN MY COUCH?
1174
00:55:44,141 --> 00:55:45,876
♪ I'M THE ROBBER'S WIFE AND I
1175
00:55:45,876 --> 00:55:46,877
FOLLOWED HIM HERE ♪
1176
00:55:46,877 --> 00:55:49,913
♪ I THOUGHT HE WAS CHEATING I
1177
00:55:49,913 --> 00:55:50,714
HAD SUSPICIONS ♪
1178
00:55:50,714 --> 00:55:54,084
♪ I GOT THESE LONG-ASS LEGS SO I
1179
00:55:54,084 --> 00:55:55,886
JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS ♪
1180
00:55:55,886 --> 00:56:00,057
♪ BUSTED GIRL YOU KNOW Y'ALL
1181
00:56:00,057 --> 00:56:01,191
BEEN THERE BEFORE ♪
1182
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:02,826
♪ AND WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND
1183
00:56:02,826 --> 00:56:04,261
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM ♪
1184
00:56:04,261 --> 00:56:06,263
♪ HI MY NAME IS CHRIS ♪
1185
00:56:06,263 --> 00:56:08,799
♪ I WAS IN THE CLOSET 'CAUSE I'M
1186
00:56:08,799 --> 00:56:10,868
THE ROBBER'S MISTRESS ♪
1187
00:56:10,868 --> 00:56:13,503
♪ OKAY SO I WAS RIGHT I KNEW
1188
00:56:13,503 --> 00:56:15,072
THAT I WAS RIGHT ♪
1189
00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:17,908
♪ HELLO MY NAME IS CURTIS ♪
1190
00:56:17,908 --> 00:56:22,713
♪ I AM THE LANDLORD WHAT IS THIS
1191
00:56:22,713 --> 00:56:23,380
RUCKUS ♪
1192
00:56:23,380 --> 00:56:25,182
♪ IT'S 10:00 IN THE NIGHT I'M
1193
00:56:25,182 --> 00:56:26,950
TRYING TO EAT MY BOILED RICE ♪
1194
00:56:26,950 --> 00:56:29,553
♪ AND WHEN DID Y'ALL GET A DOG
1195
00:56:29,553 --> 00:56:31,021
Y'ALL CAN'T HAVE NO DOG ♪
1196
00:56:31,021 --> 00:56:32,890
♪ BUSTED WE'RE SORRY WE'RE LYING
1197
00:56:32,890 --> 00:56:33,757
AND CHEATING ♪
1198
00:56:33,757 --> 00:56:35,492
♪ AND WE GOT A DOG AND WE'RE
1199
00:56:35,492 --> 00:56:39,196
SINGING AT 10:00 ♪
1200
00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:40,364
ALL BECAUSE I DIDN'T TRUST MY
1201
00:56:40,364 --> 00:56:41,565
GIRL, MAN.
1202
00:56:41,565 --> 00:56:43,033
TODAY HAS REALLY TAUGHT ME
1203
00:56:43,033 --> 00:56:43,634
SOMETHING.
1204
00:56:43,734 --> 00:56:44,768
IF WE DON'T HAVE TRUST WHAT DO
1205
00:56:44,768 --> 00:56:45,435
WE HAVE?
1206
00:56:45,435 --> 00:56:47,204
>> IT'S OKAY, BABE.
1207
00:56:47,204 --> 00:56:48,538
BECAUSE I DID CHEAT ON YOU
1208
00:56:48,538 --> 00:56:50,607
TONIGHT AND LIKE A BAJILLION
1209
00:56:50,607 --> 00:56:51,041
OTHER TIMES.
1210
00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:54,211
♪ BUSTED BUSTED ♪
1211
00:56:54,211 --> 00:57:00,050
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1212
00:57:10,193 --> 00:57:12,496
>>> ONCE AGAIN, OLIVIA RODRIGO.
1213
00:57:12,496 --> 00:57:16,466
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1214
00:57:16,466 --> 00:57:16,800
♪♪
1215
00:57:16,800 --> 00:57:23,507
♪♪
1216
00:57:23,507 --> 00:57:27,277
♪ ALL THAT I WANT
1217
00:57:27,277 --> 00:57:31,548
IS TO KNOW UNDOUBTEDLY
1218
00:57:31,548 --> 00:57:33,550
THAT YOU JUST HAVE EYES
1219
00:57:33,550 --> 00:57:36,520
FOR ME ♪
1220
00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,555
♪ COULD YOU MAKE IT CLEAR
1221
00:57:38,555 --> 00:57:45,796
ALL THAT I WANT
1222
00:57:45,796 --> 00:57:48,765
IS TO SIT HERE SILENTLY
1223
00:57:48,765 --> 00:57:52,803
AND WATCH MOVIES ON TV ♪
1224
00:57:52,803 --> 00:57:53,804
♪ WHAT A SHAME
1225
00:57:53,804 --> 00:57:58,075
YOU'RE NOT HERE ♪
1226
00:57:58,075 --> 00:57:59,509
♪ HERE TO WITNESS
1227
00:57:59,509 --> 00:58:00,811
MY DEVOTION AND MY ENDLESS
1228
00:58:00,811 --> 00:58:04,548
WELL OF NEEDS ♪
1229
00:58:04,548 --> 00:58:07,317
♪ I'M AN ANCHOR IN THE OCEAN
1230
00:58:07,317 --> 00:58:08,552
YOU KNOW I COULD
1231
00:58:08,552 --> 00:58:14,057
NEVER LEAVE ♪
1232
00:58:14,057 --> 00:58:15,058
♪ SO I'M PATIENT
1233
00:58:15,058 --> 00:58:16,293
YOU'RE LEARNING
1234
00:58:16,293 --> 00:58:17,260
PRETEND IT'S NOT HURTING
1235
00:58:17,260 --> 00:58:23,800
OHH ♪
1236
00:58:23,800 --> 00:58:25,535
♪ THEY SAY IT'S A VIRTUE
1237
00:58:25,535 --> 00:58:28,305
TO NOT LET GOOD
1238
00:58:28,305 --> 00:58:30,073
LOVE SLIP AWAY
1239
00:58:30,073 --> 00:58:34,044
AWAY ♪
1240
00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:36,546
♪ OH I'M COOL AND FORGIVING
1241
00:58:36,546 --> 00:58:40,283
I'LL TAKE WHAT
1242
00:58:40,283 --> 00:58:41,551
YOU'RE GIVING
1243
00:58:41,551 --> 00:58:44,054
OHH ♪
1244
00:58:44,054 --> 00:58:45,288
♪ BUT NOTHING'S
1245
00:58:45,288 --> 00:58:48,291
QUITE ENOUGH
1246
00:58:48,291 --> 00:58:51,028
WHEN I KNOW THAT
1247
00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:54,564
TO GET IT I BEGGED ♪
1248
00:58:54,564 --> 00:59:04,307
♪ TO GET IT I BEGGED ♪
1249
00:59:04,307 --> 00:59:05,809
♪ AND I HAVE THIS THOUGHT
1250
00:59:05,809 --> 00:59:11,548
WHEN I LAY IN BED AT NIGHT
1251
00:59:11,548 --> 00:59:14,818
THAT I FEEL TRAPPED
1252
00:59:14,818 --> 00:59:15,786
INSIDE MY LIFE ♪
1253
00:59:15,786 --> 00:59:17,054
♪ IS THAT A NORMAL THING TO
1254
00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:20,056
FIGHT BACK THE WAVES
1255
00:59:20,056 --> 00:59:23,560
OF A STATIC LOVERS' DREAD ♪
1256
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:26,797
♪ I'M OVERWHELMED
1257
00:59:26,797 --> 00:59:27,798
I'M UNDERFED
1258
00:59:27,798 --> 00:59:29,032
AND YET I STILL CLING
1259
00:59:29,032 --> 00:59:35,038
CLING ♪
1260
00:59:35,038 --> 00:59:36,306
♪ CLING TO HOPE
1261
00:59:36,306 --> 00:59:37,040
LIKE SNOW ON MOUNTAINS
1262
00:59:37,040 --> 00:59:38,041
CARELESS WORDS
1263
00:59:38,041 --> 00:59:43,313
MELT IT AWAY ♪
1264
00:59:43,313 --> 00:59:46,783
♪ I'M A PENNY IN A FOUNTAIN
1265
00:59:46,783 --> 00:59:50,320
JUST WAITING
1266
00:59:50,320 --> 00:59:53,290
ON MY LUCK TO CHANGE ♪
1267
00:59:53,290 --> 00:59:54,291
♪ SO I'M
1268
00:59:54,291 --> 00:59:55,292
I'M PATIENT
1269
00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:59,296
YOU'RE LEARNING
1270
00:59:59,296 --> 01:00:01,798
PRETEND IT'S NOT HURTING ♪
1271
01:00:01,798 --> 01:00:02,799
♪ OHH ♪
1272
01:00:02,799 --> 01:00:03,800
♪ 'CAUSE THEY SAY
1273
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:04,801
IT'S A VIRTUE
1274
01:00:04,801 --> 01:00:06,002
TO NOT LET GOOD LOVE
1275
01:00:06,002 --> 01:00:07,237
SLIP AWAY ♪
1276
01:00:07,237 --> 01:00:11,541
♪ AWAY ♪
1277
01:00:11,541 --> 01:00:13,777
♪ OH I'M COOL AND FORGIVING
1278
01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:17,013
I'LL TAKE WHAT
1279
01:00:17,013 --> 01:00:20,517
YOU'RE GIVING OHH ♪
1280
01:00:20,517 --> 01:00:23,019
♪ BUT NOTHING'S
1281
01:00:23,019 --> 01:00:25,288
QUITE ENOUGH
1282
01:00:25,288 --> 01:00:26,790
WHEN I KNOW THAT
1283
01:00:26,790 --> 01:00:32,262
TO GET IT I BEGGED ♪
1284
01:00:32,262 --> 01:00:39,102
♪ YEAH TO GET IT I BEGGED ♪
1285
01:00:39,102 --> 01:00:50,046
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1286
01:01:01,591 --> 01:01:03,426
Marcy.
1287
01:01:03,426 --> 01:01:06,563
Going to 43 Bellevue AV. Yep.
That's me.
1288
01:01:06,563 --> 01:01:08,865
Sir, do you mind
if we have a few sips back here?
1289
01:01:08,865 --> 01:01:11,401
Oh, yeah. Do whatever you want.
1290
01:01:11,401 --> 01:01:15,472
Just, you know,
give me five stars. Hell, yeah.
1291
01:01:15,472 --> 01:01:20,143
Hey, can you put on some music?
Sure thing.
1292
01:01:20,143 --> 01:01:22,379
Oh, okay.
1293
01:01:22,379 --> 01:01:23,513
We need a plan for tonight.
1294
01:01:23,513 --> 01:01:25,715
Because I feel like last time
we got it, we went.
1295
01:01:25,715 --> 01:01:28,685
I got, like, kind of sloppy.
Oh, my God, so sloppy.
1296
01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:32,222
Yeah. Promise you'll cut me off
after, like, 15 drinks?
1297
01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:34,357
Oh, the scene, that's,
like a lot.
1298
01:01:34,357 --> 01:01:35,358
It is.
1299
01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:36,793
Oh, well, how about this?
1300
01:01:36,793 --> 01:01:37,460
Cut me off.
1301
01:01:38,028 --> 01:01:40,297
If I start jumping on people's
backs and trying to revive them
1302
01:01:40,297 --> 01:01:42,098
because last time
I heard that guy.
1303
01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:43,400
Yeah, well,
he was in a wheelchair
1304
01:01:43,400 --> 01:01:45,902
already, but,
yeah, yeah, he did hurt him.
1305
01:01:45,902 --> 01:01:47,637
I know it wasn't cute.
1306
01:01:47,637 --> 01:01:50,307
Okay, but you have to promise
to not let me go skinny dipping.
1307
01:01:50,307 --> 01:01:52,375
I mean, it was so embarrassing
at Jake's party.
1308
01:01:52,375 --> 01:01:53,476
Oh my God.
1309
01:01:53,476 --> 01:01:54,744
Okay, but to be fair,
1310
01:01:54,744 --> 01:01:57,847
if Jake had had a pool,
it would have been fine. True.
1311
01:01:57,847 --> 01:01:59,282
It was only embarrassing
because you're just,
1312
01:01:59,282 --> 01:02:01,651
like, kind of running
around naked in these yard.
1313
01:02:01,651 --> 01:02:06,656
♪ DUM-DI-DUM-DI-DIDDY
1314
01:02:06,656 --> 01:02:08,658
DIDDY-DIDDY-DUM
1315
01:02:08,658 --> 01:02:09,192
DUM-DI-DUM-DI-DIDDY
1316
01:02:09,192 --> 01:02:09,893
DIDDY-DIDDY-DUM ♪
1317
01:02:09,893 --> 01:02:10,927
♪ GIRL JAH PUM PUM
1318
01:02:10,927 --> 01:02:11,895
MAKE ME MIND EXPLODE-A ♪
1319
01:02:11,895 --> 01:02:13,196
♪ PUT IT ON ME
1320
01:02:13,196 --> 01:02:14,664
AND ME GO BEAST MODE-A ♪
1321
01:02:14,664 --> 01:02:16,166
♪ JAH PUT IT ON ME
1322
01:02:16,166 --> 01:02:17,400
LIKE CHICKEN ON RICE-A
1323
01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:18,668
IN ME BED AND ME GON'
1324
01:02:18,668 --> 01:02:21,905
HIT IT TWICE-A ♪
1325
01:02:21,905 --> 01:02:22,672
♪ ME WAN JAH PUM PUM
1326
01:02:22,672 --> 01:02:23,440
PLEASE GIVE SOME SOME
1327
01:02:23,440 --> 01:02:24,407
YOU GWAN LAY WIT ME
1328
01:02:24,407 --> 01:02:25,642
GON' MAKE YOU COME COME ♪
1329
01:02:25,642 --> 01:02:26,643
♪ GWAN SCREAM WHEN ME HIT IT
1330
01:02:26,643 --> 01:02:27,410
AND ME STICK IT ♪
1331
01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:28,144
♪ MAKE YA SWEAT
1332
01:02:28,144 --> 01:02:29,179
GWAN CALL ME
1333
01:02:29,179 --> 01:02:30,380
JERK CHICKEN ♪
1334
01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:31,381
♪ WHITE DUPPY MOSES
1335
01:02:31,381 --> 01:02:32,415
ON DA MIC ME
1336
01:02:32,415 --> 01:02:33,149
GON SPIT IT ♪
1337
01:02:33,149 --> 01:02:33,717
♪ ME MAKE YA SWEAT
1338
01:02:33,717 --> 01:02:34,684
GWAN CALL ME
1339
01:02:34,684 --> 01:02:37,220
JERK CHICKEN BRA ♪
1340
01:02:37,220 --> 01:02:37,621
[ LAUGHTER ]
1341
01:02:37,787 --> 01:02:51,034
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1342
01:02:51,034 --> 01:02:51,401
Temperature.
1343
01:02:51,701 --> 01:02:55,839
All right for you back there?
1344
01:02:55,839 --> 01:03:01,811
Yeah.
1345
01:03:01,811 --> 01:03:06,816
Sir, what was that?
1346
01:03:06,816 --> 01:03:09,386
I don't know,
1347
01:03:09,386 --> 01:03:09,953
okay.
1348
01:03:10,153 --> 01:03:11,655
But you, like, started
aggressively
1349
01:03:11,655 --> 01:03:17,193
singing a Jamaican dancehall
song, like, really loud.
1350
01:03:17,193 --> 01:03:20,230
I don't know what that was.
1351
01:03:20,230 --> 01:03:22,298
I'm sorry.
I just, like, came out of me.
1352
01:03:22,298 --> 01:03:26,169
Wait, so you, like,
made that up on the spot?
1353
01:03:26,169 --> 01:03:30,040
I guess I have
as much information as you do.
1354
01:03:30,040 --> 01:03:33,109
Can we just forget it?
1355
01:03:33,109 --> 01:03:34,477
No offense, but like how?
1356
01:03:34,477 --> 01:03:36,846
I don't know, just,
1357
01:03:36,846 --> 01:03:38,515
go back to what
you were talking about before.
1358
01:03:38,515 --> 01:03:39,482
You were both like,
1359
01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:41,718
promise you let me do heroin
tonight or whatever.
1360
01:03:41,718 --> 01:03:45,322
That that is. Fine.
Go back to that.
1361
01:03:45,322 --> 01:03:48,191
I don't think we can. It
feels like things have changed.
1362
01:03:48,191 --> 01:03:49,959
You don't have to, though.
1363
01:03:49,959 --> 01:03:52,762
You just go back, be like,
I don't let me do crack off.
1364
01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:56,399
Some guys might like that.
That's not what we're saying.
1365
01:03:56,399 --> 01:03:57,901
Why are you so mad?
1366
01:03:57,901 --> 01:04:00,170
Why do you think I just realized
1367
01:04:00,170 --> 01:04:03,807
I'm one of the most talented
Rasta emcees on earth?
1368
01:04:03,807 --> 01:04:05,342
I don't want that for my life.
1369
01:04:05,342 --> 01:04:08,111
I don't want to be a white
Rasta guy.
1370
01:04:08,111 --> 01:04:11,715
I don't think you have to be
sorry, though I'm afraid I do.
1371
01:04:11,715 --> 01:04:13,817
You heard the song.
You heard what I'm capable of.
1372
01:04:13,817 --> 01:04:16,152
Oh, God damn it.
1373
01:04:16,152 --> 01:04:20,423
Oh, I really don't
want to be a white Rasta guy.
1374
01:04:20,423 --> 01:04:22,358
Okay, well,
if it makes you feel any better.
1375
01:04:22,358 --> 01:04:27,197
I didn't think the song was
that good.
1376
01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:32,068
You're sweet to say that,
but I know it was.
1377
01:04:32,068 --> 01:04:35,972
No, seriously,
this kind of trash.
1378
01:04:35,972 --> 01:04:38,708
I wish they were true,
sweetheart, I really do.
1379
01:04:38,708 --> 01:04:41,177
It was next level,
1380
01:04:41,177 --> 01:04:44,047
and I can't escape my destiny.
1381
01:04:44,047 --> 01:04:46,649
Oh, my God,
are you going to sing again?
1382
01:04:46,649 --> 01:04:48,251
I have to.
1383
01:04:48,251 --> 01:04:49,419
[ LAUGHTER ]
1384
01:04:49,419 --> 01:04:50,687
♪ BUM-DI-DUM-DIDDY
1385
01:04:50,687 --> 01:04:51,921
DIDDY-DIDDY-DUM
1386
01:04:51,921 --> 01:04:52,655
SHAKE YA TING LIKE A WOOD
1387
01:04:52,655 --> 01:04:54,157
ROLLER COASTER ♪
1388
01:04:54,157 --> 01:04:54,657
♪ PUT IT ON ME
1389
01:04:54,657 --> 01:04:55,658
LIKE YA KNOW
1390
01:04:55,658 --> 01:04:57,360
YOU A'POSSED ♪
1391
01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:00,497
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
1392
01:05:09,973 --> 01:05:14,677
You never know
when a Break-In will happen.
1393
01:05:14,677 --> 01:05:15,912
For those moments
1394
01:05:15,912 --> 01:05:18,848
you want a home security system
you can trust.
1395
01:05:18,848 --> 01:05:21,284
Safeguard, help
to somebody in the house.
1396
01:05:21,284 --> 01:05:23,987
Okay. Stay calm. Ma'am, we're
sending someone right away.
1397
01:05:23,987 --> 01:05:27,390
Because any security system
can catch a crime on camera.
1398
01:05:27,390 --> 01:05:29,359
But will enough people
see that footage
1399
01:05:29,359 --> 01:05:30,960
to identify the suspect?
1400
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:31,494
That's why
1401
01:05:31,895 --> 01:05:33,897
safeguard is the first home
security system
1402
01:05:33,897 --> 01:05:37,967
designed to produce crime scene
footage guaranteed to go viral.
1403
01:05:37,967 --> 01:05:41,137
So we're out here asking, guys,
what's your body count?
1404
01:05:41,137 --> 01:05:42,806
Oh my God.
1405
01:05:42,806 --> 01:05:45,775
I don't know if I should say,
let's see,
1406
01:05:45,775 --> 01:05:48,044
when your alarm goes off,
we send a TikToker
1407
01:05:48,044 --> 01:05:52,015
to ask the intruder questions
like gay son or daughter.
1408
01:05:52,015 --> 01:05:55,118
Oh. Oh, damn.
I don't want a thought.
1409
01:05:55,118 --> 01:05:59,289
Daughter. Gay son, though.
That's tough.
1410
01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:00,857
Jason, today,
1411
01:06:00,857 --> 01:06:03,993
when our house got broken into,
a safeguard, immediately
1412
01:06:03,993 --> 01:06:05,562
sent someone to ask the burglar
1413
01:06:05,562 --> 01:06:07,564
if he'd ever gotten that sloppy.
Toppy.
1414
01:06:07,564 --> 01:06:10,033
The video got,
like, 100 million views.
1415
01:06:10,033 --> 01:06:11,868
He was identified immediately,
1416
01:06:11,868 --> 01:06:14,304
and now he's got his own show
on the Barstool network.
1417
01:06:14,304 --> 01:06:16,906
I couldn't believe how fast
the TikToker got there.
1418
01:06:16,906 --> 01:06:18,474
I was like, aren't they busy?
1419
01:06:18,474 --> 01:06:22,679
But here's
what I didn't realize. No
1420
01:06:22,679 --> 01:06:25,515
safeguard gives you
your choice of security plans
1421
01:06:25,515 --> 01:06:28,618
like sidewalk takes.
So what's your take?
1422
01:06:28,618 --> 01:06:30,253
If you go on a date
with a heavy woman,
1423
01:06:30,253 --> 01:06:33,189
you shouldn't
have to pay. 100% disagree.
1424
01:06:33,189 --> 01:06:36,759
If she's eating, I'm treating
chicken shop date. Right.
1425
01:06:36,759 --> 01:06:38,428
What is this?
1426
01:06:38,428 --> 01:06:41,164
You're in love with me, and
you're trying to steal my heart.
1427
01:06:41,164 --> 01:06:45,902
Whatever. And, of course,
Cam Patterson. Crowd work.
1428
01:06:45,902 --> 01:06:47,170
All right? Okay, okay.
1429
01:06:47,170 --> 01:06:49,672
Look, I don't know who
he asked on the first day.
1430
01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:52,175
Come on, man,
I know you do. Yeah.
1431
01:06:52,175 --> 01:06:54,644
You been there like num
num num num num.
1432
01:06:54,644 --> 01:06:57,514
More ass. Please,
ma'am, I do. We do with that.
1433
01:06:57,514 --> 01:06:59,749
You know, you go to jail, right?
Thanks, safeguard.
1434
01:06:59,749 --> 01:07:01,251
Except now people are breaking
1435
01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:03,620
into my house
because they want to go viral.
1436
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:06,022
Cory Booker has been here
every single night.
1437
01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:07,423
Because when you hear that
window
1438
01:07:07,423 --> 01:07:08,691
break
in the middle of the night,
1439
01:07:08,691 --> 01:07:11,628
you want someone you can trust,
someone who will show up.
1440
01:07:11,628 --> 01:07:14,264
Someone who will ask,
what's the craziest place
1441
01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:15,798
you've ever gotten
your backbone out?
1442
01:07:15,798 --> 01:07:21,905
Oh, come on, man, my girl
watching this. Come on. And,
1443
01:07:21,905 --> 01:07:23,239
Target.
1444
01:07:23,239 --> 01:07:31,981
♪♪
1445
01:07:31,981 --> 01:07:35,018
Wow. Huge
thank you to Aziz Ansari.
1446
01:07:35,018 --> 01:07:37,687
Debbie Harry and Connor storie
1447
01:07:41,057 --> 01:07:41,591
This.
1448
01:07:42,158 --> 01:07:45,562
Is the best cast and crew
and writers in the business.
1449
01:07:45,562 --> 01:07:46,863
And I couldn't be more grateful.
1450
01:07:46,863 --> 01:07:48,698
This is a true honor
and a real dream come true.
1451
01:07:48,698 --> 01:07:50,633
Thank you so much to Lorne.
1452
01:07:50,633 --> 01:07:51,801
I will never forget this night.
1453
01:07:51,801 --> 01:07:55,238
Thank you guys so much.
Good night.
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