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You're watching New York one.

New York's number five.

News station.

Hello.

Hello and good evening from New York. One.

I am Errol Louis, and I am now officially the least

famous person to be impersonated on SNL.

But trust me, it's uncanny.

We're coming to you live for this.

The third, final and fictional New York City mayoral debate.

Tonight's event is sponsored by the supermarket

chain.

Where did you get that wet sandwich?

Why, yes. Of course.

And bike lanes.

You want a new way to die?

Step into a bike lane.

Tonight we're going to hear from two viable candidates

and one good old fashioned New York nut.

First up, former New York

Governor Andrew Cuomo.

Hello, voters.

You all know me.

I got us through Covid and then yadda yadda yadda.

Hong Kong squeeze, squeeze.

Anyway.

I'm back.

I am born and bred New Yorker.

I love it here.

I know this city like the back of a woman's back.

And Mamma mia!

Next we have the Democratic nominee,

Zoran Mamdani.

Hello, everyone.

I'm happy to be here, and I'm ready to spend the next hour.

Hearing my opponents pronounce

my name in ways you couldn't begin to imagine.

And I know some of you are out there scared of the idea

of a young socialist Muslim mayor.

So allow me to put you at ease by smiling after every answer

in a way that physically hurts my face.

All right.

And now let's do a fun one.

The Republican nominee,

Curtis Sliwa.

Yes. Mr.

Lee, while your opening statement.

I'm, thrilled to be here and not getting shot in the back

of a yellow cab five times by the Gotti's and Gambino's,

as I was famously in 1992, 1993, and 94.

But I'm the right choice to be a next mayor.

No offense, my opponents, Mr. Cuomo.

And I believe I'm saying this right.

So to Rob zombie.

That's not even close.

All right, candidates, you're all running to be

mayor of New York City.

So my question is,

why would you want the worst job in the world?

As we all know, as soon as you are elected mayor,

everyone in the city immediately hates you.

And in that way, I am already one step ahead of the game.

Mr. Mamdani, same question.

I want to be mayor so I can deliver a better New York free

healthcare, affordable housing, free Wi-Fi.

As mayor, can I make that happen?

I'm not sure yet.

But together, we're going to find out

that the answer is no.

I got to I got to say something.

My opponent.

My opponent, Norbert dem Daniel is inexperienced and frankly,

a nipple baby, whereas my dad was just governor of New York.

And, of course, as you know, my dad was brutally kidnaped

and tied to the tracks of the cyclone at Coney Island.

I'm sorry, what was your question?

Why do you want to be mayor?

Oh, I, need a job.

All right, let's move on to the most important

question tonight.

What's your go to bagel order?

Mr. Mamdani.

What I'd like is for the person serving me

that bagel to be paid a living wage.

Boo!

Relax, nerd.

Mr. Cuomo.

Go to a bagel order.

I swear to God,

I am not saying this to pander to Jewish voters,

but it's a lot

smeared with gefilte fish eating in a booth next

to Barbra Streisand by the light of a menorah.

Once again. Boo!

Mr. Sliva, go to bagel.

Order.

As you know, in 1982, I had my penis

cut off for me by the Yakuza.

So obviously.

Blueberry bagel toasted on strawberry

cream cheese, eaten over a garbage can.

All right, thank you. Candidates.

Now, let's take a moment

to thank a few more of tonight's sponsors.

Pedicab is slower than walking louder than hell

and Hudson Yards.

Shop, dine or take the easy way out

at Hudson Yards.

Moving on.

Moving on to our next topic.

What would you like to say to undecided voters?

Governor Cuomo, let's start with you.

Listen, I have actual governing experience.

I have the relationships to get the job done

and the support of some of the finest people in the city.

Like me, Mayor Eric Adams.

This is my guy right here, man.

Listen up.

If you like. Me, you're going to love this guy.

He like me.

Part two.

Okay.

No, no, Eric, remember the plan?

Oh, yeah. I got to be.

I got to get over to our Eric Adams, endorse him

for the mammogram.

No, no, no, no.

Thank you.

All right, Mr.

Mamdani, your message to undecided voters.

My message is this.

Hey, girl, I know you, got a little white guilt

for gentrifying that Spanish neighborhood, but

why don't you vote for me?

You know, you feel a little less bad about that.

Chicken and rice shop getting turned into a sweetgreen.

So why don't you hit me up at the ballot box, girl?

Mr. Mamdani,

you were warned.

That this is not the forum for your tick tock.

And finally, Mr.

Lee, why?

Why should New Yorkers vote for you?

It's simple.

I'm the only candidate here

who has been dangled by my testicles off the bridge.

By a little known gang called the Lords of Flatbush.

I was also poured into the foundation

of Giant Stadium and crawled my way out.

And just on my way here, I was ejaculated upon

at the great Stardust Diner.

By the time screaming Spider-Man.

Just.

Just on your way here.

All right, let's move on.

From congestion pricing to homelessness to Ice raids.

There are many issues facing our city.

What do you think is the biggest problem

you have to confront as mayor?

It's me.

Yes. Thank you.

This election is about housing and taxes.

But we all know it's a bad mayor, right?

Because I'm going to be very involved, very hands on.

This guy knows about hands on.

Right on the.

Aerials. You got me.

Well, I got these candidates. We got.

Look at Curtis Leyva.

I love him, but we got to do something about that.

Emily in Paris looking hat. Right?

She is my Rushmore, Max.

And here we have the front runner, Zora,

running and running.

Looks like the subway

takes a guy who went to go work at McKinsey.

Was too young to lead.

Folks, he's too young.

He doesn't have the wobbly walk or, frankly, the mind.

I have good brain.

I took a Gaga tests.

I did so well on my cognitive test

that they immediately gave me an MRI.

They said he's never seen anything like it.

But in terms of election, I'd like to go back to that

very important question.

The bagel might go to bagel

order is Big Mac with a hole in the middle.

And I may not live in New York anymore.

But I'm always watching, lurking in the shadows,

much like the late, great Phantom of the opera.

Terrible what happened to him in terms of opera

and with regard to being burned by chandelier?

Perhaps I'll add New York

Mayor to my list of duties.

Come on, open up your mind.

Let your fantasies unwind

in this darkness which you know you've done

all for.

The darkness of.

The music of.

The night.

AND LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S

SATURDAY NIGHT!

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>> Announcer: IT'S "SATURDAY

NIGHT LIVE" WITH --

MUSICAL GUEST BRANDI CARLILE!

AND YOUR HOST, MILES TELLER!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN -- MILES

TELLER!

Thank you, thank you.

Thank you very much.

I am so happy to be back hosting SNL the last time.

Thank you.

Thank you.

The last time I hosted was in 2022.

It means a lot to be here for me,

especially on Halloween weekend.

Because.

Yeah, because when I was a kid, me

and my sisters used to go trick or treating as SNL characters.

So I don't know if you remember

the night at the Roxbury guys, they're the best.

Will Ferrell and Chris Kattan.

Yeah.

Let's show them.

Where are they?

There they are. Nice.

Yeah.

Well, we went into them one year, and, here's a photo of me.

My sisters.

I mean, honestly.

I'm just now realizing how far off we were with that look.

It's like we just look like little Greek men.

It must have been so confusing.

Me and my sisters going up the doors just like.

But, But growing up, I moved around a lot.

So SNL has always been one of the more consistent parts

of my life.

I lived in Pennsylvania, Georgia,

Delaware, Jersey, and Florida all before I was 12.

So honestly, it gets a bit confusing

when people ask me where I'm from.

I'm like, I don't know, man.

Talking to like,

where are you from?

But that's why I love coming here,

because I have a lot of memories.

Like right there.

That's where I had my first beer.

Not ever.

Just like today.

And, And over there.

Oh, that's where I almost fell getting out of my costume

and, right there, that's where bones said.

Well, Miles, you probably fell because you had so many beers.

I just love memories.

It's really nice just to reflect.

But honestly, guys, I'm.

I'm so happy to be here with all of you.

A lot has happened since the last time that I hosted.

A few months ago,

my wife and I lost our house in the Palisades Fire.

But don't worry. Seriously, do not worry.

We're doing great.

I see you're up there, baby.

But that experience has made me incredibly grateful

to have so many places that I can call home.

But based on what happened to the last place that I called

home, I just want to say there's fire exits located there.

There, there. We got two in the back.

Thank you guys, we're gonna have a great show.

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Yes. What did I do last night?

And here's your house.

Hello, hello, hello, hello.

I am your host.

Gay for pay and

welcome back to what did I Do last Night?

The only game show where three deeply hung over.

Contestants

have to figure out what they got up to the night before.

And of course, today

is our extra painful day after Halloween edition.

Let's meet our players.

Oh, boy.

All right.

All right.

First up, we've got Kenneth from new Jersey.

Hello, Kenneth.

Oh, man stinks over here.

Yeah, I called the castle last night.

And what's that?

It's when

you drink 14 white clothes and then you eat White Castle.

Well, you got a death wish, brother.

Next we have Elizabeth from New Mexico.

What was your costume? Sexy cat.

I'm sure it started that way.

If you were at the shelter, you'd be put down.

Girl.

And your name is Rondell.

From aware.

It's Ron from Delaware.

I was shaking when I wrote that.

Yeah, okay, Louis,

why don't we tell them what they're playing for?

Today's grand prize is a large Pedialyte and a bacon,

egg and cheese.

Oh, how can you that?

I need.

That now.

Oh, I need that.

Well, you can have it if you win.

Kenneth, you're up first.

What was your Uber faux pas?

Was it a a little puke

B major driver?

Go through the drive through and pay for your food, or c

ask for the ox and then washed pork.

Knowing myself, I'm going to say I puked in the Uber.

Oh. So close.

That was actually a trick question.

You did puke, but it wasn't in an Uber.

You just saw a guy in a Camry and you got in.

In my defense, I do that a lot.

Doesn't matter.

Your penalty is listening to my nephew Andre

learn the facts. No.

Oh. Oh, no.

Oh oh, no no.

All right, next up, Elizabeth, your question is,

who did you bite and where did you bite them?

I bit someone.

You most certainly did.

And your choices are a your friend in the neck.

Be yourself on the tongue

or see the bouncer on the nipple.

Oh, my tongue hurts today. So?

So I'm thinking, be myself.

No, the answer was all of the above.

And your penalty is catching up with an acquaintance

from high school.

Hey, I'm sure you heard,

but things haven't been going great for me.

Anyway, thanks for agreeing to help me move.

No, no.

All right, now, Ron, your question includes a video clue.

This is security footage of you at the ATM last night.

Oh, God.

Louis, let's roll the tape.

Money machine

Oh, look at him go.

Oh, foreign.

The Lord.

Oh, I gave you a little.

Cameo from Elizabeth Mitchell.

There's a lot of trouble there.

What's your question, man?

No question.

I just wanted to make you watch that clip.

But your prize for watching it is a chair.

Why don't you take a seat, Ron?

Oh, thank God.

Oh, my God, that's you.

This changes everything.

Oh, that's so cute. Oh.

All right, Kenneth, for an opportunity to steal the chair,

which of these individuals gave you that black eye?

Was it a this older woman.

B, this little boy,

or c a stop sign?

I mean, none of them are good, but

I guess I'll say the lady.

No, the little boy, you stole his costume?

I was wondering why I was dressed as a corn.

Okay.

All right.

It's the last up.

It's Elizabeth for a chance at the grand prize.

The bacon, egg and cheese

and the Pedialyte. Oh,

who did you make out with last night?

Same options as.

Before. Yes.

Old lady, little boy.

Stop sign.

I woke up with a chip tooth.

Got to be the stop sign.

That is right, you trash cat.

Get over here.

Oh, well, that's on time for today.

I am game for pay.

Thanks for watching.

This week on.

A very special episode of Property Brothers.

I'm Drew Scott and I'm a real estate expert.

I'm his twin brother, Jonathan, and I'm a contractor

that means I find the perfect property

and I actually have to renovate the darn thing.

This week we're taking on our biggest challenge yet

building the new white House ballroom.

I'm your property president.

Nice to meet you.

So which one of you is married to New Girl?

And which one of you is the gay?

Unmarried.

Do you get?

Donald and Melania moved into this house nine years ago.

They were evicted for four years,

but they moved back in.

Donald has a strong eye for interior design.

I put these gold urns everywhere,

like a hybrid in every room, and that makes me happy.

It's very important to be happy these days.

Really dark stuff happening in the world, some of it me.

And here's a crown I just got from a trip to Asia.

Nothing says democracy like a crown, right?

And his wife Melania, oh, she's got a style all her own.

I love these Halloween decorations.

You put those up for Christmas?

Yeah.

The Trumps have already made a few subtle changes to the house.

Donald got rid of the portrait of FDR,

and he put a painting of himself as a soldier from Halo.

Or understand his. Message. You know, it's awful.

You can't even say Master Chief anymore, right?

You guys say primary chief.

They also painted the real stars and turned it into

what looks like outdoor seating at an Olive garden.

But Donald and Melania still feel like something's missing.

The house is only 55,000ft| and 132 rooms.

We need more space, right?

We need more space.

And we need a ballroom.

Because Donald, he love to dance.

I'm a terrific dancer.

Terrific dancer.

And just ask your eyes.

Right.

We ask Donald what his budget was,

and he said between 300 and 50 million and infinity.

Then we asked if you needed a permit.

And Donald laughed really hard.

He said I could build this ballroom

with the bones of my enemies, and no one could stop me,

as opposed to a bonehead like my brother.

Oh, you hush up.

We should.

Donald.

Our plan for a ballroom

that would match the current proportions.

But he kept clicking. Enlarge. I think it's fell in the.

Sense that in the street they can drive around it.

Oh, and I want a ring for my fight.

Official ones, but also casual fights in the backyard.

You know what I'm talking about.

Two mentally ill guys just wailing on each other,

you know, bomb fights again.

Remember bomb fights.

We love to bomb fights to.

Nail down the style of the ballroom.

We asked Donald to come up with an inspo board.

This kind of vibe in this guy.

I don't know if you met him, but he's a great guy.

And then something like this could also be nice.

It turns out.

That our number one priority

was to preserve the historic nature of the building,

and he sent me back this gift.

So we demolished an entire east wing two days.

With the government still shut down and so many workers

furloughed, we were able to force

park rangers and astronauts to do a lot of the demolition.

Are you sad to lose the historic presidential movie theater?

No. Bill Clinton called it the best perk

of being president. Bill Clinton said that.

He said that the best perk for him was the movie theater.

Unfortunately, the renovation hit a bit of a snag

when Donald realized he had deported

all the construction workers.

I pulled into the Home

Depot parking lot and yelled, just give me the whites.

You know I want the day laborers

from Norway and Sweden, but apparently they don't exist.

But in the end, we're confident

the new ballroom will be

a shining beacon of freedom for all Americans.

And it'll be ready just in time for my third term.

That's right.

We want this to be our forever home.

Yes, because we're not leaving.

We're going to be doing something called coup.

And we'll make sure that Trump's dream becomes a reality.

If my dumb brother doesn't screw it up.

Seriously, you.

Thank you so.

Much.

Okay, I guess the only thing left

is the payment for the construction.

Aren't you guys from Canada?

Yeah, I

there it goes nicely.

Like a big a nice spooky.

Very spooky. It's a very spooky secret. Police.

The Property Brothers only on HGTV.

And true Social.

Gentlemen,

thank you so much for coming in to do these promos

for the National Hockey League's Community Outreach Day.

We're so glad to have players from the New York

Rangers, the LA Kings and the Nashville Predators.

My name is Judy LaRue.

And I just go by Midge.

You may know us from such works

as the second iteration of the J.G.

Wentworth commercial, where they sang on a bus.

All right, just read the lines, and we should be out of here in

no time. All right. And action.

The NHL is proud of the charity work we do in our communities.

That's right.

I may be a king on the ice,

but I'm also a king in the community,

and I'm a ranger in my community.

Now, I'm a predator in my community.

When you see this face, just no predators in the community

will awake.

Can we cut? Cut?

What's the issue, man? Yeah.

I mean, do I have to say that I'm a predator in my community?

Why not?

You play for the Nashville Predators.

Yeah, but I mean, you hear how it sounds, right?

Okay, so it's going to be one of those shoots.

Diva alert. I sense it, too.

Let's move on. We're losing light.

We're indoors.

I'm sorry.

Did you get in the truck to aid you, Justin Long.

Chobani commercial.

I don't know what any of that means.

Yeah, I didn't think so.

Why don't you do your job and I'll do mine.

But let's move on to the next copy and action.

As a New York Ranger, I'm serving my community

by working in soup kitchens as an L.A. king.

I volunteer with the elderly and as a Nashville Predator.

I work in hospitals to make sick kids feel touched.

Hey, come on, guys. Come on.

What is the meaning of all of this unprofessionalism?

I make sick kids feel touched.

I don't want to say that.

Are you kidding me, pal?

You know who you're talking to?

I'm the guy who pitched Asian man plays cello

in the Kendall Jenner Black Lives Matter Pepsi commercial.

We're moving on.

Action.

The NHL is proud of the humanitarian work

we do around the world.

New York Rangers are sponsoring literacy work in India.

The L.A.

Kings are helping to dig freshwater

wells in sub-Saharan Africa.

And as a predator from Nashville,

I'm visiting Thailand.

No! Stop!

Are you serious?

I mean, visiting Thailand.

That doesn't even mention charity work.

Oh, you didn't do the whole thing.

Here, read. This. Okay. All right.

I'm visiting Thailand to hopefully rub off on some kids.

So maybe one day they become predators, just like me.

I'm not.

I can't say these lines. You know what? You know what?

That's okay.

Let's get the writers in here,

see if they have any other ideas.

Good.

Hey, writers here.

We don't have any other ideas.

Do the lines for. This next one.

You don't have to say anything.

You can keep that. Pretty little. Mouth shut.

And that's on Mitch. Okay, fine.

That's more like.

All right, let's get lights up.

Start rolling and action.

When my

classroom needed supplies, the king stepped up.

When my father got sick,

the rangers helped cover his medical bills.

This is the predator that forever

altered the course of my life.

Now you know.

You know what this is. This isn't gonna work.

Why don't you just say your name, your.

Position, and your team? Let's go.

Can you handle that?

We don't. Hockey player.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Let's roll it.

I'm Ronnie Adrian, defenseman King.

I'm Christian Fleischman.

Goalie. Ranger.

I don't want to do this one.

Tom, it's just your name.

Fine.

I'm chase, kid.

Right wing predator.

Oh. Okay.

No, I did hear at that time,

and that's on Mitch.

Officer.

She's gone. Okay. I've looked everywhere.

She's gone. Sir. Just calm down. What?

My wife is missing, man.

Somebody must have taken her.

Coming soon to Netflix.

The true story of three men whose wives

mysteriously vanished.

She was there.

And then poof, she disappeared.

We received a call about a missing woman on Jordan Road.

Dispatching all units.

It didn't make any sense.

I'm sorry. I can't do this. Megan.

Megan was never

before seen interviews with the women themselves.

So tell us what happened.

I was on a business trip.

I told Doug about it maybe 45 times.

I was at my sister's for the weekend.

As we had discussed for months.

I was literally in the bathroom

dumping.

Just, you know, gone without a trace.

Whoever took her left a bunch of cryptic notes.

He did. For 50, for 20 minutes.

So this was laundry to dry.

This is. This is a gift to you.

The whole.

Hey. What did you eat?

What the hell did you eat, man?

She was gone for what felt like a lifetime.

I did take a shower after I had to.

Use coffee.

Who's at first?

Oh, any. Any.

That's when things got really bad.

Oh. Man.

The magazine rates their brother.

The police asked me for a photo of her,

but my phone was dead, so I had to draw her.

She's just as.

Beautiful in real life.

I feel like I have a little more of a chin.

Okay.

What is your wife's full name? Megan.

Windsor. Birthday.

Summer.

Did you contact the nurse? Yes.

I called them and said your daughter's dead. Was.

I didn't know what I was doing.

No. You took my life.

I have a gun, and I'm not.

And not long.

After she left, these two small men came out to base me.

What do you want?

What do you want from me?

Our sons.

I think he forgot. We have kids.

No. No. And now?

This is hard to admit, but after about 24 hours,

I did decide it was time to move on romantically. So.

I just wish I could've prepared myself.

But there was no way I could have known.

I'm telling you now, I'm going to see my sister

this weekend in Poughkeepsie. Okay, baby. Have fun.

I'll be back Sunday. Sunday night.

Okay, mom.

Where am I going?

Poughkeepsie.

Sir, is there any place you think she could be?

I know this is probably wrong.

But maybe the store got a trace.

Sometimes the scariest thing is when you went back.

Was mommy this bad? No.

Good evening.

And welcome to News Point. I'm Daphne Dodd.

My guest tonight is economist Paul Henry.

Evening.

If it looks a little different in here,

that's because it's our first show in our brand new set.

That gives you a peek inside our newsroom.

And the hardworking folks who put all this together.

Well, lots to discuss tonight.

We start with the economy, which we're putting in focus.

This week, Amazon announced thousands of layoffs,

with target also joining

the list of major companies slashing its workforce.

And while companies look to protect their bottom lines,

American households are doing the same.

Oh, are you okay?

Yeah. I'm fine. I'm sorry.

Oh, okay.

Rising prices for groceries and utilities. Oh.

Oh. I'm sorry.

I'm fine. I apologize.

Apologies for that.

The big question here.

Is this the start of a longer, steeper decline?

Well, Daphne, that's up

to how much of this overheated AI sector is even real.

If it's a bubble, it's going to burst sooner or later.

Well, let's hope it doesn't burst.

We just spent a lot of money in this new studio.

Hey, whoever reported me to H.R.

say it to my face next time.

Sorry.

Still adjusting to the new layout?

Well, actually, I think it's quite an upgrade.

Such a fun little treat for the viewers

to get a little peek behind the curtain.

Professor, now, what do you make of this?

Because on paper, inflation rates are pretty low.

Well,

on the new screen, inflation races

seem pretty huge.

All right.

Someone hacked my computer and put manga erotica on it again.

Yeah. Sure, buddy.

But, look, prices are rising, but so is the market.

We're still solid.

Well, everyday Americans are certainly struggling,

and the results from a new survey showed

52% of Americans are living paycheck to paycheck.

Oh, find out on the face for poll workers.

I do it all packages every day.

Sorry. Hectic news day.

And this is concerning.

1 in 3 Americans describe

their financial situation as in crisis.

Is this just the beginning, professor?

Well, I think we'll see.

I think we'll see more layoffs and price hikes.

But the ceiling is raising the price.

Excuse me. Damnit!

Just take the paper out the tray.

Professor, you were saying.

Sorry.

Now, the tariffs haven't helped things.

Especially with a supply chain

that's still recovering from the Covid era.

Oh, yeah.

It's a little printer issue.

Is everyone.

Okay?

No, I just got electrocuted.

Bitch.

Okay.

We're good.

All righty.

Please continue. Professor.

I'll go get help here.

Well, actually, one second.

I think this dude is going to fall again.

Yeah. There it is.

Well, it looks like we're at the break.

More with Professor Henry after this.

Yeah, I think I need to put up a wall, stat!

>>> LADIES & GENTLEMAN, BRANDI CARLILE.

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* WHILE THE EMPIRE

WAS FAILING

I WAS SO FAR FROM HOME *

* I HEARD

A THOUSAND SIRENS WAILING

BUT I WAS NEVER ON MY OWN *

* WHEN THE BLACKNESS

SLOWLY PARTED

I SAW THE IVORY TOWERS *

* BEFORE THE REVOLUTION

STARTED

BETWEEN THE MADNESS

OF THE HOURS *

* AND THEY DON'T SEE

WHAT WE SEE

BUT WE BELIEVE

WE BELIEVE *

* THAT THEY'RE

NOT GONNA LIVE FOREVER

BURN TOMORROW

NEVER SAY *

* THEY'RE HERE TODAY

THEN THEY'RE GONE FOREVER

NEVER SAY NEVER SAY

NEVER SAY *

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WE'LL FIND A WAY

WE'LL FIND A WAY

IMAGINE IF WE COULD *

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THAT QUICKLY FOLLOWED

THEY BEGAN

TO TURN TO STONE *

* THEY COULDN'T STAND

OR SPEAK OR SWALLOW

THEY COULDN'T

GET OUT OF BED ALONE *

* WHEN THE FRAILTY

OVERCOMES THEM

AND THEY BEGIN TO CRAWL *

* REACHING OUT

THEIR BLOODY HANDS

GUESS WHO GETS

TO MAKE THE CALL *

* WELL THEY DON'T SEE

WHAT WE SEE

BUT WE BELIEVE

WE BELIEVE *

* THAT THEY'RE

NOT GONNA LIVE FOREVER

BURN TOMORROW

NEVER SAY *

* THEY'RE HERE TODAY

THEN THEY'RE GONE FOREVER

NEVER SAY NEVER SAY

NEVER SAY *

* WE'LL FIND A WAY

WE'LL FIND A WAY

WE'LL FIND A WAY

IMAGINE IF WE COULD *

**

**

I CONTEMPLATE

WITH SOVEREIGN REVERENCE

THAT ACT OF THE WHOLE

AMERICAN PEOPLE WHICH DECLARED

THEIR LEGISLATURES SHOULD MAKE

NO LAW RESPECTING THE

ESTABLISHMENT OF RELIGION OR

PROHIBITING FREE EXERCISE

THEREOF, THUS BUILDING A WALL OF

SEPARATION BETWEEN CHURCH AND

STATE.

* NO THEY'RE

NOT GONNA LIVE FOREVER

BURN TOMORROW

NEVER SAY *

* THEY'RE HERE TODAY

THEN THEY'RE GONE FOREVER

NEVER SAY NEVER SAY

NEVER SAY *

* WE'LL FIND A WAY

WE'LL FIND A WAY

WE'LL FIND A WAY

IMAGINE IF WE COULD *

**

**

**

**

**

**

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

It's Weekend Update

with Colin Jost and Michael Che.

Thank you.

Thank you. Good evening everyone.

Welcome to Weekend Update I'm Michael che.

I'm Colin Jost.

President Trump and the first lady hosted

a trick or treat event at what's left of the white House.

And this is one of my favorite things

that the president does, because it's so clear

he never trick or treated once in his life,

like in his first term.

Here's how he gave candy to a kid dressed as a minion.

Melania is just like, I guess that is how it's done.

And then again this year, he did it to a kid dressed as DJ

marshmallow.

Just put it in the bag.

Why is he so weird?

Even the kid is like, this is not.

It's kind of an embodiment of his entire presidency,

because it's just a violation of norms that no other president

or person has ever conceived of.

Like who's ever thought

I should put the candy on the kid's head?

My favorite part, though, was when Trump and Melania

made a grand entrance to this song.

Like Michael Jackson's Thriller, just the perfect soundtrack

to lure kids to a famous mansion.

Due to the government

shutdown, Snap Food Benefits ran out of funds today.

But the government still provides needy families

with free food through the Second Amendment.

Japan's new prime minister tonight, Sarkasi, said

during a press conference that she is

nominating President Trump for the Nobel Peace Prize.

And I can't believe I get to say this, but thank

God nobody listens to women.

President Trump met with Chinese President XI Jinping.

When asked how the meeting went, Trump said this.

But overall, I guess on.

The scale of from 0 to 10, with ten being the best,

I would say the.

Meeting was it. Well.

I guess Trump just wanted to show

China we're still way worse at math.

Trump

also visited South Korea and was given a gold crown

and served beef patties with ketchup for dinner.

So they basically got the president

of the United States a Happy Meal with a toy.

Critics of President Trump are calling him

tone deaf for posting pictures of his newly

renovated white House bathroom during the government shutdown,

but I'm happy that the floor looks slippery.

The state of Texas is suing

Tylenol, claiming that it is linked to autism

or as it's called in Texas, bullying. Right?

Curtis

Lee, what a Republican candidate for mayor of New York

and the world's only White Panther has been endorsed,

has been endorsed by Rudy Giuliani.

But Giuliani only likes him because his poll numbers

are between 9 and 11.

Nine. 11.

Did I do it right?

Did I do it right?

This weekend is the New York City

Marathon, which will bring to the city

more than 50,000 runners from over 100 countries.

Here to comment is the world's number one marathoner.

Okay, Jorge Santos.

Oh, yeah.

Yes. Colin, can you believe

I just finished the marathon?

The marathon is tomorrow.

Yeah, well, it's a record I already was.

You know,

you didn't win the marathon.

I know you've been doing a media comeback tour

since Trump commuted your prison sentence.

Oh, well, yeah, prison was crazy.

I was in a room by myself,

talking to people through a wall, going on

eight dates a day, trying to find the love of my life.

You were not on Love is blind, George.

You were in jail.

Oh, fine.

But you know what?

Prison changed me, Colin.

I lost a ton. Oh, really?

How much did you lose?

I gained 50 pounds.

Every summer I turned pretty, and now I only tell the truth.

Oh, I know it sounds like you're still a liar, George.

You are?

I'm not.

Well, then how come your pants are on fire?

Okay, just stop touching me underneath the desk.

George.

Do you wish.

Colin I was just robbing you? Hey.

Whoa.

Photos of every female castmember

that's left.

Give me back my angels. Oh!

Well, anyway, Colin,

I'm going on all these shows to tell the truth

about what it's like in prison.

Well, wasn't your prison only, like, minimum security?

That's right.

I was in jail with other white collar criminals.

Even though I'm black.

You're not black. Now.

Wow. Are you accusing me

of lying about my race like Rachel Dolezal?

That horrible woman who lied about being black?

Remember her? Because that was me. No.

Talk to her.

Come on. Hold on. I have to take this.

It's one of my friends from prison.

Okay. All right.

Hello. Hi, Dylan.

I miss you, too, girl.

I got to go. I'm hosting Saturday night.

No, you're not.

You're not.

Put your weird prison glass away. Okay.

Sorry. It's just what I'm used to, okay?

I was in there for so long.

You were in there for, like, 80 days.

Yeah, I know, a whole year.

But it wasn't all that.

I got to work in the kitchen.

People loved my rice pudding recipe.

It's really easy.

Just preheat the toilet to 350.

How do you preheat a toilet?

You just sit on it for a while.

Hold on. I have to take this.

Hello?

Louis G.

How's my favorite murderer?

You tried my rice pudding recipe.

You burned it because her toilet was too hot.

So that's not Luigi on the phone.

It's not you.

You're such a liar.

Oh, please, Colin, you're a liar too.

Wearing that expensive watch, pretending you're rich.

But, George, I was actually born

very rich.

How? Well, you know what?

I'm rich now, too.

Because I just took a trip to the Louvre.

Oh my God, George, to do.

Did you steal that?

Stole it back?

You mean because it belonged to my ancestors?

The Zales.

You. You bought it at.

Hold on. I have to take this bastard.

Thank you.

Hello, daddy.

Miss you two round the.

George Santos, everyone.

I won the World Series.

Won the World Series. Ours.

Congratulate George.

He did not win the World Series. It's

called be.

A 92 year old leader of Cameroon.

And the world's oldest

president has won reelection by soundly defeating.

Oh, no.

Kamala Harris

hints keep coming for coffee.

NBC news unveiled their new slogan fact, clarity, calm,

and they're already being sued

for copyright infringement by a pillow from HomeGoods.

New research shows that childhood peanut

allergies have declined

over 40% in recent years due to earlier exposure to peanuts,

which was exactly the goal of my Health campaign.

Nut up kids.

Officials with the Special Olympics have called on kid

Rock to stop using the R-word, even though he can

cause.

Come on.

An 80 year old woman set a record

for oldest female to hike the Appalachian Trail,

and also the record for most circling vultures.

Prince Andrew has been stripped of his royal title

of prince due to his involvement with Jeffrey Epstein.

And Andrew says he can only become Prince again

if he gets a kiss from a young princess.

Well, the government shutdown has entered day

32, with both sides showing no sign of giving it any time soon.

Here to talk about it are two people who just hooked up.

Okay.

It's my girl. Okay.

Your perfect.

Okay,

so you're here to talk about the government shutdown?

Yes, yes, we are here to discuss the shutdown.

I mean, how long can this go on without anything happening?

Yeah, exactly.

But, you know, sometimes nothing happens

for a very long time, and then suddenly.

Everything happens.

So. So what do you think the parties need to do

to, like, open the government back up?

Oh, look, Colin, it's all about communication.

They just need to get in a room together and say hi.

Hi. Hi.

Okay.

And then what?

And then maybe Republicans are like,

are we doing this?

Yeah.

The Democrats are like,

I've wanted to for so long.

Yeah, but maybe the Republicans are scared

because their government hasn't been opened in.

A long time.

God, not since Jason actually.

Who's Jason?

Is he like a congressman?

He's not a man.

Okay.

I just

I think Democrats are pretty upset

that Trump has decided

to build his whole ballroom during the shutdown.

What do you make of that?

Yes. Well,

typically during a shutdown, you wouldn't see a president

continuing with a project of this size. Yeah.

Democrats just need to say, you know, look it's too big.

Would you be willing to try something

smaller.

Oh yeah.

And who knows.

Republicans might even say smaller.

Sounds great.

I prefer it.

You prefer. It.

From Democrats.

Like I want to do this right now.

And Republicans are like here

in Collins dressing room.

Dressing room.

How long were you in there for?

Oh, God. Let me think. Because.

Because because it was couch.

And then was it desk?

No, we wanted to, but their stuff on the desk.

Oh that's right. So then we did door to door.

Oh, yeah. We were at door for a while.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So it was couch. Yeah.

Then door.

And then we just we talked about my brother.

I loved that.

Just kind of. Alaska.

I really worry about you.

Give him too much. You give him too much.

You said that.

And I really appreciate that.

You're so strong and such.

And then it was more door.

It was a lot of popcorn. And then.

And then we, you know, we came out here.

Oh, my God, what is door?

Look, we're not here to talk about door.

We're here because Republicans and Democrats

need to get together.

Oh, you think they should get together? Oh.

Not. No. Like.

And I'm saying they need to get married.

I didn't say they should get married.

Okay, I think Democrats just sounds just like chill.

Oh, chill.

Chill. Okay.

Democrats are so chill.

Well, then why did Democrats say I love you during door?

I keep it open to what they said during door.

I think Democrats would have said anything for more door.

What is door?

We had sex with your door. Okay.

Two people touch up.

A golden

retriever in Virginia became an internet celebrity

after his owners posted videos of the dog

stealing items from around the house.

Meanwhile, a black lab

who did the same thing got the death penalty.

And no justice for the black lab.

Officials in New York

say that a Manhattan parking lot along

the East River will be turned into an outdoor gym.

Oh, that's awesome.

That way, all the psychotic vagrants on the street can get

super strong.

A 101 year old woman from new Jersey

says she still goes to work six days a week.

Sadly, on the same corner.

Broadway star Jordan Litz announced

that he will be running in tomorrow's New York City

Marathon, then later star in two performances of Wicked.

And then after that, Die.

For Weekend Update I'm Colin Jost, I|m Michael Che Goodnight

>>> QUIET DOWN, PLEASE.

NOW, I KNOW THE CITY'S ON EDGE

DUE TO RUMORS THAT LAST WEEK'S

KILLING WAS THE WORK OF THE

INFAMOUS STEAK KNIFE SLASHER.

>> WE DESERVE ANSWERS!

>> WE DON'T WANT TO SPECULATE AT

THIS TIME, BUT HERE TO ANSWER

ANY OTHER QUESTIONS IS LEAD

HOMICIDE DETECTIVE RAY DUNHAM,

RAY?

>> THANK YOU, CHIEF.

NOW FOLKS, LIKE THE CHIEF SAID,

WE CAN'T VERIFY ANYTHING ABOUT

THE PERP AT THIS TIME.

BUT WHOEVER THIS BASTARD IS,

WE'RE GOING TO CATCH HIM.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT

ANYTHING ES, I'LL TAKE THOSE

NOW.

YOU IN THE FRONT.

>> MARCUS ABOUT ITS, "DAILY

TRIBUNE."

I'VE GOT A SOURCE THAT SAYS

WOUNDS ARE ARE CONSISTENT WITH

VICTIMS OF THE SLASHER.

COMMENT?

>> FOLKS, I CANNOT COMMENT AT

THIS TIME.

NEXT?

>> TINA DOBBS, "TIMES DAILY."

WE'VE JUST RECEIVED EYEWITNESS

TESTIMONY THAT A FIGURE MATCHING

THE SLASHER'S DESCRIPTION WAS

SPOTTED FLEEING THE SCENE.

ANY COMMENT AT ALL?

>> ALL RIGHT, GUYS, I'M NOT

GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN NO

COMMENT.

ALL RIGHT, NEXT, YOU RIGHT HERE.

>> HI, DAVE ALLEN, "DAILY

GAZETTE."

I'VE RECEIVED AN EMAIL FROM DC

COMICS.

DEAR MR. ALLEN, WE'VE RECEIVED

YOUR UNSOLICITED SOLICITATION

AND REGRET TO INFORM YOU WE WILL

NOT BE PUBLISHING YOUR GRAPHIC

NOVEL "GARGIRL."

AT THIS TIME NOR ANY TIME IN THE

FUTURE.

THOUGHTS?

>> YEAH, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY

THAT?

>> WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF IT?

SOUND LIKE IT'S A HARD PASS?

>> YEAH, SOUNDS LIKE A HARD PASS

TO ME.

NEXT, YOU RIGHT HERE.

>> HEY, STEVEN CRI IS. T, "DAILY

TODAY."

GOT A QUOTE FROM THE VICTIM'S

FAMILY SAYING, WE KNOW IT WAS

THE SLASHER, COPS ARE COVERING

IT UP.

PRETTY DAMNING, IS IT NOT?

>> IF YOU'RE GOING TO AND STUFF

I CAN'T ANSWER, I'M GOING TO END

THIS NOW.

>> DAVE ALLEN, LOCAL AUTHOR.

DO YOU THINK THEY WANT A

REWRITE?

>> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

>> A REWRITE OF "GARGIRL."

DO YOU THINK THEY WANT TO SEE A

REWRITE OF "GARGIRL"?

>> BUDDY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT

"GARGIRL" IS.

>> HALF GARGOYLE, HALF GIRL, ALL

JUSTICE.

CRIME FIGHTER WITH THE POWERS OF

A GARGOYLE AND PROBLEMS OF A

TEENAGE GIRL.

CRUSHING VILLAINS BY NIGHT.

CRUSHING ON A QUARTERBACK BY

DAY.

THOUGHTS?

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THOUGHTS?

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR HERE?

>> DO YOU LOOK IT?

DO YOU LIKE "GARGIRL"?

DO YOU THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA?

>> YES, OKAY.

YEAH, I DO.

IT SOUNDS ACTION PACKED, AND I

THINK IT'S COOL THAT IT DEALS

WITH REAL PROBLEMS FACING KIDS

TODAY.

IS THAT WHAT YOU WANTED TO HEAR?

>> NO FURTHER QUESTIONS.

>> OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

NOW, WHO'S NEXT?

YOU.

>> YEAH, HI.

DICK MUSK.

"TOMORROW TO DAILY."

WHAT EXACTLY DOES POWERS OF A

GARGOYLE MEAN?

>> I'LL TAKE THIS ONE.

DAVE ALLEN, CREATOR OF

"GARGIRL."

SHE TRANSFORMS AT NIGHT.

CLAWS, FANGS, WINGS, THE

ULTIMATE CRIME-FIGHTING

CREATURE.

WHO'S NEXT?

RIGHT HERE.

>> ADA SMITH SANCHEZ, "DAILY

NEWS TODAY."

IT SOUNDS LIKE PUBERTY.

ANY COMMENTS?

>> DAVE ALLEN, VISIONARY AUTEUR,

SPOT ON, EXCELLENT READ OF THE

SUBTEXT.

ANY QUESTIONS?

>> HOW POPULAR IS GARGIRL AT

SCHOOL?

-- ENOUGH, WE AREN'T HERE TO

TALK ABOUT GARGIRL.

THERE'S BEEN A MURDER, YOU GUYS.

>> HEY, YOU SHUT UP, YOU!

YOU WON'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT WHAT

WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!

>> JESUS, OKAY, FINE.

>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL

RIGHT.

WHAT ELSE DO WE WANT TO KNOW

ABOUT GARGIRL?

ALL RIGHT, YES, YOU, SIR.

>> ALFONSO JULIAN, MURDERER.

HOW DID GARGIRL BECOME GARGIRL?

>> DAVE ALLEN, VOICE OF A

GENERATION.

A GUY WHO WORKS IN A NUCLEAR

POWER PLANT FALLS INTO A VAT OF

NUCLEAR WASTE.

HE GOES HOME AND YANKS ONE OUT

INTO THE TOILET.

HE CONTAMINATED THE WATER SUPPLY

WITH A RADIOACTIVE LOAD WHICH

EVAPORATED INTO THE CLOUDS WHICH

RAINED DOWN THE LOAD ONTO A

GARGOYLE.

>> WAIT, ARE YOU SAYING GARGIRL

IS A GARGOYLE THAT TURNS INTO A

GIRL, NOT A GIRL THAT TURNS INTO

A GARGOYLE?

>> YES.

YES, I AM.

>> OKAY.

WHOA.

WELL, THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING I

THOUGHT I KNEW ABOUT GARGIRL.

>> WHAT?

THIS STORY IS RIDICULOUS.

WHY WOULD A GUY WHO FELL INTO

NUCLEAR WASTE GO HOME AND

IMMEDIATELY CRANK ONE OUT INTO

THE TOILET?

>> HE WAS EXCITED TO BE ALIVE.

>> JESUS CHRIST.

YOU, SIR, THE MURDERER.

YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR A LONG

TIME, PAL.

>> OKAY, WELL -- AT LEAST I'LL

GET SOME READING DONE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>>> ONCE AGAIN, BRANDI CARLILE.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

**

* BABY YOU'RE ONLY GONNA

HURT YOUR BACK

LOOKING DOWN LIKE THAT *

* CUT YOURSELF

A LITTLE MORE SLACK *

* BABY YOU'RE GONNA

HAVE A HEART ATTACK *

* AND THEY WON'T THANK YOU

THEY DON'T MAKE AWARDS

FOR THAT *

* WE KNOW BY NOW

THAT TIME DOES NOT TAKE SIDES

WE'RE ONLY HUMAN *

* I DON'T NEED TO SEE

HOW IT ENDS

TO TELL YOU THAT

WE'LL NEVER BE HERE AGAIN *

* WE'RE ONLY HUMAN

I JUST WANNA

FEEL MY FACE IN THE SUN *

* I NEVER REALLY WANTED

TO HURT ANYONE

FOREVER ONLY MEANS

WE HAD A GOOD RUN *

* WE DON'T NEED TO KNOW

RIGHT NOW

IT'S HARD ENOUGH

BEING HUMAN *

**

* IT'S NOT LIKE

WE'RE EVER REALLY

GONNA LEARN *

* AND I'M NO ANGEL

I KNOW WE'RE GONNA

WATCH IT BURN *

* AND BABY

THERE ISN'T

ANYWHERE TO RUN *

* AND I WON'T BLAME YOU

FOR SEEING ALL THE BEAUTY

IN A WILDFIRE SUN *

* TOMORROW ISN'T NOTHING

BUT A GAME

THAT WE USED TO PLAY

AND WE'RE ONLY HUMAN *

* I DON'T NEED

TO SEE HOW TO IT ENDS

TO TELL YOU THAT

WE'LL NEVER BE HERE AGAIN *

* BABE WE'RE ONLY HUMAN

I JUST WANNA FEEL

MY FACE IN THE SUN *

* I NEVER REALLY WANTED

TO HURT ANYONE

FOREVER ONLY MEANS

WE HAD A GOOD RUN *

* WE DON'T NEED

TO KNOW TO RIGHT NOW

IT'S HARD ENOUGH

BEING HUMAN *

* WE DON'T NEED

TO KNOW TO RIGHT NOW

IT'S HARD ENOUGH

BEING HUMAN *

**

* BABY WHEN YOU WAKE UP

AND IT WASN'T A DREAM *

* AND YOU'RE TIRED OF CRYING

YOU'RE TOO BROKEN

TO SCREAM *

* SHAKE YOUR FIST

AT THE CITY

LET IT RIP AT THE SEAMS

BE HUMAN *

* YOU'RE GONNA

HAMMER THE STREET

WITH YOUR HANDS

AND YOUR FEET *

* LET THE BITTERNESS DIE

FALL IN TIME TO THE BEAT

WHEN YOU LOOK IN THE EYES

OF THE STRANGERS YOU MEET *

* BE HUMAN

OOH-OOH

OOH-OOH

OOH-OOH *

* OOH-OOH

OOH-OOH *

**

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>>> DATE NIGHT.

I HOPE YOU LIKE THE PLACE I

PICKED.

>> YEAH, YOU SAID IT WAS THE

BEST ITALIAN RESTAURANT IN

NEBRASKA.

>> UH-HUH.

>> BUONA SERA.

I AM LEONARDO.

>> I AM DAVINCI.

A BIG WELCOME TO THE LADY.

>> YES, A BIG WELCOME TO THE

LADY AND A LITTLE WELCOME TO THE

MAN, HA HA HA!

>> THANK YOU.

>> THANK YOU?

>> NOW, TELL ME, DO YOU LIKE TO

EAT PASTA?

YES OR GNOCCHI?

>> YES, TELL ME, ARE YOU A

PRO-PASTA OR ANTI-PASTI?

>> WE ARE FUNNY.

>> WE ARE GUYS THAT ARE FUNNY.

>> YOU ARE.

WE LOVE THIS.

>> NOW WE TELL YOU ABOUT THE

MENU.

>> BEFORE YOU START, I SHOULD

TELL YOU, I'M ALLERGIC TO A LOT

OF STUFF.

SHRIMP FOR SURE.

>> OH, HON, JUST HAVE FUN

TONIGHT.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> NOT HOW IT WORKS.

>> OKAY, NOW OUR SPECIAL TONIGHT

IS A CACIO E PEPE.

MAYBE LATER YOUR WIFE CATCH-E MY

PEPE.

>> OKAY!

>> OKAY?

>> NOW CAN WE OFFER YOU SOME

WINE?

>> GREAT, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> BE RIGHT BACK.

>> OH, THESE GUYS ARE SO GREAT.

>> THEY'RE ACTING LIKE I'M NOT

GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU.

>> HONEY, YOU'RE NOT BAD.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> NOT BAD?

>> OKAY.

FOR THE WOMAN, THERE'S THE MOST

BEAUTIFUL WINE IN THE WORLD.

AND FOR THE MAN, SOME PURPLE

STUFF THAT I FOUND.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> ALL RIGHT.

>> YES, WE ALSO BROUGHT SOME

APPETIZERS.

>> WELL, I DON'T HAVE

SILVERWARE.

>> AH, YES.

HAVE YOU HEARD OF FARM TO TABLE?

>> OF COURSE.

>> OKAY, WELL WE TAKE IT TO THE

NEXT LEVEL, FARM TO MOUTH.

>> YES.

TAKE SOME, SINIORA.

>> OH, WOW.

MY GOSH.

DELICIOUS.

>> AND IS THERE ANYTHING FOR ME?

>> YES, OF COURSE, FOR THE MAN.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> SALAD, SALAD FOR YOU.

MORE SALAD, A TOSSED SALAD.

TOSSED SALAD.

>> I'VE HAD ENOUGH SALAD.

>> OH, YES, MAYBE JUST ONE MORE.

>> NO, I'VE HAD ENOUGH SALAD,

THANK YOU.

>> THE CAD WANT TO TALK TO THE

CHEF.

>> YOU DON'T LIKE THE SALAD, NO

PROBLEM.

>> CHEF MARIO!

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> I DON'T KNOW WHY I THOUGHT

YOU'D BE ITALIAN.

>> OH.

WELL, IF WE SHARING THOUGHTS, I

THINK YOU LOOK LIKE A OLD BOY.

>> EXCUSE ME?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I'VE

HAD ENOUGH.

>> OH, YOU'VE HAD ENOUGH.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET THE

FOCACCIA.

>> I CAN PLAY YOUR GAME.

I'M NOT ALFREDO YOU, AND IF

YOU'RE THINKING OF A TIP,

BRUSCHETTA ABOUT IT.

>> FUNNY

Thanks to Brandi Carlile, Ramy Youssef

Shane Gillis, Lorne, the band, the cast

Thank you all so much for joining us.

Thank you.

Goodnight!