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Jane Chan, flower girl

April 4, 1953-July 14, 1972

Born in captivity; died a captive soul

Failed escape may cause death

May she purge herself in her after life

Render to dust her soul, body and desires

wash off her past sins with blood

and be born again in 15 years!

Don't harm mundane people, says War God

Ten years later in determined to escape

a woman convict is determined to escape

Her name is Blackie

I've made it; I've finally made it

I've made it; I've finally made it

Come down!

Don't

You bastard, you're disturbing my sleep!

Sorry, I didn't mean it You did!

Running away?

You're quite agile

Bitch, you're disturbing my sleep!

Let me go!

You're getting tired. Let her go

Don't crowd me!

I'm hitting her, not you!

Why?

She made so much noise before dawn

Sheis used to dream talk at this hour

I'm used to beating her at this hour too

So you must be a good fighter

She shouldn't disturb my sleep anyway

Do you make no noise at all'?

You groaned and tossed about all night

Like a cat on the hot tin roof

You, rubbing agains the bed posts all night

You blame people for doing what you do, like a frog

A frog? How?

Well, take a look

Like this

It looks like real Does it look like real?

Yes, shefls like that when in heat

Bastard!

Sheks hitting me!

Hit her!

Bitch! The hell with you!

Creep!

Come down!

Stop that!

Stop that!

Let g0!

Why are you fighting? Stop that!

Mind your own business!

Let g0!

Stop that!

What are you doing? Fighting before dawn!

Stop that!

You creep!

Crouch down!

Crouch down!

Come out!

Don't!

Come out!

Crouch down!

You bitches making trouble in my warehouse!

Have you no respect for me?

Forget it, don't beat them!

They're now assaulting the police

It doesn't hurt much

Well, leave it to me

Have you nothing more to say?

I didn't throw the shoes

You mean I did it then?

Big Sister, you must be thinking of the coarser meals

You're framing me up

Maybe she didn't throw it

I don't care

She and no shoes on so she's flung them

Any more trouble, your sentence will be extended

I... Go!

The work's simple. Look at the environs first

Why are you taking me to such a place?

It's cool and airy here

Nonsense. Remember what mammy said:

No court when alive; no prison when dead

Right

We've been out of job for a long time

We got the job only because I begged my auntie

Listen, for moneyks sake, get it done and get out

Hows it? It's simple

Right, but we don't know what to do

Take an electric fan for instance

This fan is not bad

It can rotate and need no fixing

The floor...

The floor is nice and the mosaic tiles need no replacement

Does the wall need painting'?

The wall?

Why have I hired you then?

I mean the wall need some painting

Good

How long will the whole job take?

At least one week

Can you make it one week?

Of course not

Such a longtime? Five days will do

Aren't you crazy? Three days will do

Three days'? The price can be halved then

lf it's halved, the job will be halved too

It's like a hen laying half an egg

Hell with you, fatty. No more nonsense!

Okay. Why are you hitting me'?

Besides, fix the wires and switch too

How are you?

Let's have a chat; you're beautiful

Young lady, stay; let's have a chat

What's there to see?

Nothing

Back to work then

Go now

I promised Mr Feng 3 days. I'm finished!

This is a prison, not a hotel

Well, do it like a young girl in love

What does that mean?

So-so, idiot!

No more nonsense, put aside the tools. Hurry up

Fatty, hUTTY UP

Line up, one after another

Listen, when you work outdoors

you may come across male sexists

We now have three on our left side

Don't ever be distracted by them

Never mind them even if they whistle at you

Well, they're whistling already

Never mind them, move forward

Sheks in heat!

Atomic bomb, finished, finished!

It's called Coca Cola bottle. Must be fun

Let me sample each one

Right

Don't waste the free meals

Come on

You first

Fatty

Big Bosom, whatks your name?

Chesty

Stop, don't fight!

Why are you fighting for nothing?

Don't fight, I beg you!

Take them back first

Yes, Madam

Come with me

Start!

Stop!

So dirty! Let me sprinkle you clean

It hurts!

It hurts!

You perverted?

You're really mean!

Don't

Why so late? We're in a hurry

I bought something for you to eat

Let's go

Fix the place first

What the hell are you doing?

Are you in such a rush?

The shift will be changed in 5 minutes

You animals, doing it in my presence'?

Enough

Where are you going?

I give up, time's up

I haven't fixed it yet I couldn't care less

Don't do shabby things to me

To spend the night with you?

Are you leaving after you finish?

Get dressed

Stay a little longer Get dressed

Give me one more session, okay?

Get dressed!

Why are you using violence?

I said 'no' and I mean it

You fix it yourself if you insist Hold it. What luck!

Bad!

Bitch, you asked for it. God will punish you

I'm her auntie, let me seal her mouth with divine money

Take care, don't spoil her makeup

Some are unlucky, some can't die in peace

Don't be a naughty ghost

After the 7-week period, be ready for reincarnation

Gifts from us

Thank you

Mr Feng, have you given your gift yet?

No

How much shall I give?

Never mind, little things mean a lot

Ten dollars Ten dollars?

Make it eleven, odd figure is better

A guest

Bow once, bow twice, bow three times

Mr Feng, her relatives haven't returned the respects

Tell him to do away with the formality

Pei, did you do the makeup for the deceased?

There are not many makeup artists for the dead in HK

Right, you're more popular than Chan Man-fai

Was the deceased your colleague?

No, my subordinate

She died a tragic death

Arrange first week Buddhist service for her

If you agree, I have no objection

The main thing is not to spend any money

You never change

You don't' look too well

Do something good to cultivate some virtue

I won over a thousand in gambling a week aoo

It's only "the last gasp"

Keep the amulet in your pocket

I don't believe in such things

I many send it to the cleaners, my clothing and the amulet may get dirty

Take it back

Okay, it doesn't pay to be nice

Why are you hitting me for that?

I told you not to place monician's cosmetics

Inside this makeup kit

It's now mine; mind your own business!

Well, if you don't need it, return it to me

Okay, return me the pocket watch

and l'll return you that lousy kit

Are you mad with me now'?

What?

Auntie, whatks wrong with Mr Feng?

Ask him yourself

Meng-wei, good you're here. You be the judge

I gave the prison project to you

only because of your auntie

only because they charge cheaper

I know you're a calculating man

Forget it, Auntie Pei; they're having a funeral

Mr Feng, be considerate to your lover

Otherwise, you'll quarrel in no time

Considerate? Why isn't she considerate to me?

If she were, my son would play in the World Cup

Shame on you

What do you mean?

Well, forget it for my sake

Why? Who are you?

Well, why?

You haven't taken the lucky packet

What is it? It contains a sweet

Crazy, haven't I ever had sweet?

And one dollar too

Thank you

Bye-bye

Give her a hand

Bring those down too

Thereks no one inside, go in

COME out HOW, no 0H6 HOW

Women, women

Her nameks Chesty and she's mine

I'm Shih Meng-wei

Meng-wei? Yes

I'm Elaine

Let's waste no time; it's free hours

Let's go out for a walk Okay

I'm Fatty

Fatty

Let's do it

What?

Didn't he tell you about it?

Have you brought your thing?

Yes

It's coarse. Any more?

Yes, yes

You're dirty!

Don't think you're respectable!

So what? Damn Fatty! Damb bitch!

All right to start? Hurry!

Okay, 0K3)'

The zip, it's jammed

It's okay now What happened?

That girl is ugly and unshapeiy She nags without letting me caress her

Don't bother me. Go and swap with Wei

Go out, quickly

Swap with Wei? Yes

What a lovely day!

Let's have a kiss

We've only just met

Are you really so shy'?

Well, kiss hard

What are you doing?

Miao told me to swap with you

Can we swap?

That one inside suits you better

I've got started with her

Bad, madam's coming!

You work overtime one hour from tonight

I've made it at last!

What's it?

Madam's coming. Go now

Bad! Wait for me

Bad, she's getting closer. What now'?

What now'?

Come over quickly

Go inside quickly

Go into hiding quickly Hurry up!

Crouch down; you're clumsy

What are you doing? Making soup

Making soup?

The switch is not on yet

They really are making carrot soup

I lost $10 again

Go to work quickly

What are you doing?

I'm replacing the cover

You scared me!

You're lucky; you won $10

I'll bet with you again tomorrow

And see if you'll be lucky again

Thereks no one around; come out

Hurry up; there's no one around

Don't worry; it's us

You're scaring us to death!

Go quickly

It really is killing

Some other day Go now

Bye-bye

What's so funny?

Barbecued chicken wing, my favorite

Damn, damn, go away!

Go away!

What do you mean?

You must behave What a bitch!

Is that any of your business?

Stop nagging, or I'll beat you

Madam, someones jumping the queue

Who did?

Bastards, I told you not to jump the queue

Don't stare. Follow the queue!

Follow the queue!

Behave, don't make any trouble

Yen, give sister rice; shefls very hungry

Thank you

Morning

I haven't had chicken wings for a long time

If you lick it like that, I won't eat

Take it Thank you

Thank you

Why does Blackie's chicken wing taste better?

Why do you grab Blackie's chicken wing?

Are you the mightiest here?

Are you the big one if I'm not?

That depends on the kind of competition

Your bottom is bigger

In the chest department, you're nothing

What good is that? At best you get a job

What kind of a job?

As a breast-feeding nanny

Milk nanny

Hell with you!

Bitch!

Bastard!

Hell with you!

You call me a nanny'?

Biting me?

Let me go. Go away

Go away

Wherefls my music box?

What are you doing, bitch? Ghost, ghost!

Ghost! Over there

Wherefls the ghost?

Can't you see it? Over there

Ghost! lt's moving now. Over there

Have you seen it? Over there

Over there, ghost!

Hurry up, l'm afraid. Ghost!

Where'? At the foot of the wall

Ghost? Where'? You're fooling me

I'm not, there really is a ghost

Have you been beaten?

N hurts badly!

Are you the go-between?

So what'?

I'll beat you up

Don't

Great, lots to eat!

Stop, stop!

Stop, stop, everybody!

Stop, crouch down!

Why are you quarreling over nothing?

Why quarrel?

Sister, be ourjudge

I don't know. They spoke of ghosts

then competition in chests, nanny and so on

I really don't know whatks going on. Why so many chicken wings?

They're flying. I got hold of them

You're talking nonsense

You took away the chicken wings because you're big sister

I didn't, I really didn't

Why not? Here's the evidence. Go now

Where'?

The cooked rice room

Me again?

Don't waste anytime, go now

Don't worry, I won't hurt you

I'm already in such a state

If you do hurt me, I'll be finished

It hurts! Are you all right?

If you hadn't squealed, I wouldn't have gone into hiding

What do you want then?

I want...

To find a double'? I won't yield

I don't mean that. I want to be your friend

Idiot, I'm human, you're a ghost

Are you slighting us ghosts'?

Man and ghost differ, as do yin and yang

What do you mean? I can see you and you can see me

Well, I want to...

Borrow a body to be born again'? Sorry

I want to borrow your music box

Stop moving! You may kill me

I must move brushing my teeth!

She told you not to toss your breasts about

Making fun of me?

Splashing on me?

You're evil

Bastard!

Are you a moron?

Bet I'll beat you if you say that again?

Yes

So you're trying to break jail

Have you fixed your boyfriend?

Of course not, no hurry

He's mushy, but he's presentable

No wonder you're flirtatious

Not as bad as you're

Eat Great!

Potato chips

What sound is that?

Sounds like the voice of women

Bathroom

We see nothing

We're too short

This should help you

Show me

Well'? Can you see now?

What? Nothing

Thereks tree over there. Let's climb up and see

It's so far away!

Yes

What do we do? We're decorators

Why didn't you say so?

Fatty, come quickly

Hurry UP

It's high

Come on

Hurry UP

Coming

Come quickly before it's over

We can see everything form here. Great!

Lots and lots of girls Give me back the telescope

Don't shake!

Girls, great, great!

Sheis got a big and oval bottom, great!

Thereks one more

ls it my turn now'?

Have patience

Show me

Hows it?

Sheks undressing

Everything? Great, great?

My turn

Don't shake I didn't

Somethings wrong with this tree. Excuse me

Bad, my telescope!

Don't pick it, forget it

Why not? It costs $1 ,800

I'm QOiYTQ

Me, too

How exciting!

Come here

Come here. Don't pick it

Let's go

Lock it up

My tree!

My tree!

Who uprooted my tree'?

Oh, no!

Get up

Really getting up, good!

Blackie's breaking jail! Where'?

Over there

Who's breaking jail?

Breaking jail?

Bastard!

I am not breaking jail. Let me go!

Let me go, I beg you

I won't let you pass

Would Her Majesty give me a Model Prisoner award?

Who's making all this mischief?

Who played tricks?

Bastard, playing tricks?

What are you doing?

Violence?

Come down!

Stop it!

Stop, stop!

Damn, you've been using violence all the time

Have you had enough?

They turned on the heater, I nearly got scalded

Who's got time to turn on the heater?

Well, switch it off

What a pity. Get a towel to wrap her up

Help her at once

She asked for it

Are you all right?

Let g0!

Ching-chiu, what are you doing?

Let g0!

Don't

What's it?

Enough

Inspector Feng, there's a ghost!

Ghost'? Someone's playing the ghost!

So you did it, I won't play along with you

Change and go out, or your sentence will be extended

No more fun, change quickly

Change quickly or you'll be sent to the cooked rice room

Enough, no more fun

Splashing on me?

Mr Feng

Mr Feng

Mr Feng

Mr Feng

Has it stopped snowing?

I love the prison, and trees even more

I love the prison, and trees even more

Why're you tailing me all day long?

Maybe there's affinity between us

Chance made you pick up my favorite thing

What have I picked up?

Take it back. Don't tether me any more!

Do I bother you? You're heartless

I rescued you from the fall during your jailbreak

What do you want?

I want you to break jail for me

You're a ghost, you can fly

I would, if only I could

I'm a ghost prisoner

I need a manLs help to get reincarnated

You've come to the wrong man

I broke jail many times and only make it in dreams

If you co-operate, your dream will come true

Are you serious? How?

You take my soul; I take you out of jail

So simple?

I haven't solved all problems

What's it?

I'm a ghost and I appear only at night

but my yin may hurt your body at night

and you may... Go on

Go on

You may die of hardening

That's killing; I won't do it

I don't want you to die either

Any other way?

Unless there's sunshine at night

Someone seems coming

There are ghost in prison. What do you say?

Get the arms to fight the warden

Let's escape together then

Right

No, what if they fire at us? Right

Let's fast in protest

Fast? You're hefty but brainless

What if we can't hold on?

If the breasts get flat for starvation

Forget it. Fats for a while

Let's think of a slogan

We may seek to see Chow Yuen-fat or Leslie Cheung

Have you taken aphrodisiacs?

Ghost prison, it may finish sooner or later

We're seeking to catch ghosts Good!

We may ask to see the Governor Good!

To see Mrs Thatcher Good!

To see Gorbachev Good!

To seek political asylum Good!

Crazy!

Big Sister the prisoners are now highly excited

If you could suppress them...

You think they'll listen to me?

Try and you'll see

If you fix them, you don't have to eat water-rice

And you may even get an earlier discharge

We petition to catch ghost!

We petition for a transfer!

We petition for a dialogue!

We petition to catch ghosts!

We petition for a transfer!

We petition for a dialogue!

Ladies... We petition to catch ghosts!

We petition to catch ghosts! Ladies...

Give face to Big Sister, if not me

Big Sister wants to speak to you now

Sisters, sorry, l'm late

I made you starve What?

Before I came, someone tale me

that you protested and demonstrated

He said if I could dissuade you

I'll get an early discharge

She really is an idiot

This is a prison, not a hotel

Besides, it is now haunted

Who'd care to stay under the circumstances?

So we're demanding immediate release

We demand release from prison!

Try to marry someone

Attention!

Keep away! Stop, stop!

Don't take the trouble; I'll go back myself

A man of a ghost?

It's me, Mr Feng

Come in

What's it?

Mr Feng

Don't tell me you're seeing ghosts again

Who cares about ghosts'? I can't even care about men

I told you to tell Big Sister to control them

Forget it. Now Big Sister couldn't control them

and theirfeelings are running high

Feelings running high? Hell with you!

What is the boss lady supporting you for?

Do you know what violent suppression is?

Mr Feng, so you're afraid of ghosts

Who said so?

Why did you replace the boss ladyks portrait?

Who make fun of me?

But we can't afford not to believe in spiritual things

Right

What?

Mr Feng, excuse me

Wait, where are you going?

Didn't you say 'violent suppression'?

No way. That call came from above

He said a J.P. may visit the prison in a few days

Violent suppression may lead to bloodshed

What then?

Adopt a soft approach; pacify them for the time being

What's it, Mr Feng?

Come here

You've been behaving well

Yes

I always adore you

Occasionally

Please invite Auntie Pei to dinner for me

Why don't you date her yourself?

Why worry about trifles?

It's not because of that Do it then

Why did he come to see you?

He wants me to ask Auntie to dinner

You're acting as a procurer then

More than that, You're like a pimp

Bastard!

So it's you Auntie, fencing?

Morning, auntie

Auntie, what a beautiful sword. Let me toy with it

It's made of wood

A mahogany swords made of wood, not metal

Why can't I stab you dead?

You're free. Don't you have to work?

Yes No

What are you up to again?

What a big Buddhist statue!

Worship it first

Bless me

It looks so magnificent

Yes, the workmanshipks fine

Drink some tea

Thank you, auntie

Cheers, drink

Cheers

What are you doing?

Nothing

No? Go then

Go now

Meng-wei, are you hiding something from me?

No point in telling her. She won't go

Where do you want me to go?

Don't be so tough, don't stare at me like that!

Mr Feng wants to ask you to dinner

Let's go

You didn't tell me the address

L'Arc de Triomphe Restaurant

How many of you, Miss'?

I'm looking for Mr Feng

This way, please

Thank you

Why dressed like that? Are you crazy?

I knew you wanted to insult me

Sorry, I don't mean what I said. Sit down

Pei, remember how long we've known each other?

Ten years already. You know what I've done for you?

I've been nice to you of course

What have you done to me in return'?

The answer if 'no'

I was wrong for not letting you learn magic

So we've been living in different worlds

Have you finished?

Pei, don't

I want to have a heart-to-heart talk with you

Did we order anything?

This gentleman ordered Lovers' Set Dinner

Come, drink some soup

You've been keeping well these years

Pei, in fact we both are not young

Don't you feel lonesome?

If anything happens to you

you have no one to turn to

Ginseng,

Thank you

It's good for you, eat more

Wait

Damn ghost!

Ghost? You know it already?

I know what's on your heart

So much the better

When will we do it? The sooner the better

No hurry, we haven't registered yet

Even a religious service needs registration?

Don't worry, it's only between us

We fix it tonight and do it tomorrow

Well...

Today's not suitable to you?

You're quite straightforward

All these days are suitable to me

Good. Have you brought that thing?

I don't keep these. Go and buy

At this hour?

You're too straightforward. It's available at Seven Eleven

Seven Eleven?

Beside that Cash registry

Remember, don't come to my place

Sure, get back to the prison

Prison? lt's our first time

Don't you want to save hotel expenses?

Hotel? First time?

I want you to perform religious service at the prison

You thought I wanted you to go to a hotel bed?

You really are out of your mind

Hotel

Hotel

You want me to go to a hotel with you

Mr Feng, you're depressed. Whafs wrong?

Your looks remind me of your auntie

When I think of her, my temperature rises

Don't take it out on me

Thereks no guarantee

You can't expect us to hold auntie to let you do it

Right

Fatty, you have a filthy mouth

Mr Feng, girls need time

I want time too, but it's urgent now

Tomorrow is 535425 first week

First week? Yes

So he wants Pei to perform free religious service

What did you think I wanted?

You want someone to perform religious service?

That's easy, Wei will arrange that

l...

Wei, you can perform religious service?

Wei was brought up by Auntie Pei

That means a spiritual family

His grandpa is the One-Eyebrow Priest and his granny is Miss Phantom

Let alone religious service, he can exorcise too

ls that so?

Use our service, we're cheaper

Well, don't fool me

Who's fooling you?

Well, l'll arrange your entry in a minute

0K3)'

How can I perform any religious service?

Don't you want to fool around?

Sure

The shapely type

There is none

How about women'?

You are chasing ghosts, or women?

He said it haphazardly

And so did I

The yin elements seem high here

Sure, it's the girls' prison Right

Mr Feng, it takes true breath to catch ghosts

You can't get it by jeering at us

Catching ghosts?

They said even catching ghosts is no problem

Why not just eliminate them once and for all'?

Can they do it?

Of course. Lure the ghosts first

Now we need a girl of a yin date to lure the ghosts

What do you mean?

March 7, 1965/June 4, 1967

Which of you is right?

He's conservative like his dad, using the lunar calendar

He studied Teppanyaki in Japan for 2 mouths

Are you good in Japanese?

The exact date is July 14, 1967

Mr Feng, timeLs up; hurry

Go and check

You only care about your own

What about us?

Well, what about us? Right

We are vulnerable if we three do it together

Luckily I kept my senses intact

How come therefls this cabbage

We can break jail

Are you crazy? There's no sun at night

Don't be in the way while I eat

I men the solar eclipse

What do you mean?

Would I die?

Of course not

You carry the anvil housing me

We'll make it then

We can't even get out of the cooked rice room

It's easy to get out of here

Help, help!

Help...

Are you all right? Come down

SOFT)'

What lousy gimmick!

Let's go

You won't be treating me like that!

Better than your stinking gimmicks!

Mr Feng Have you landed any?

There are two: Blackie Chang and Sold On Balls

Listen, everybody, we're disinfecting the prison

Stay here for the time being

Be nice and behave Sold On Balls, come out

Mr Feng, Blackie's in the cooked rice room

Get her out

Mr Feng, shefls escaped

Have all men fetch her back

What now'?

Run against the wall

SOFT)'

What lousy gimmick! It hurts!

We didn't match but it'll be different

ls it true'?

Timeks running out!

It hurts!

Whereks Jane?

Why don't you leave?

Let's leave together

Let me go!

Why are you caring an anvil?

Don't take it away!

Stand over here

How come there are tow of them?

They were both born on the same day

Which one do you prefer?

Choose her. Her namefls Blackie

Ghosts only haunt the unlucky

That's fairer

Yes

What do you mean?

They both want to do it

Let the ghost have an option. That's fairer

I still don't understand

If you do, you don't need our service

Blackie's Yours

Those with wrong zodiac signs or over 40

Should turn aside

Those over 30 piss

Mr Feng, I'm scared

Go out and piss then

I'll go out first

With the beating of gongs, all gods appear

I always come upon those beautiful prison girls

but I may die when disaster strikes

Why do you always stare, Mr Feng?

If ghosts come, your whole family will perish

Don't open wide your eyes, you two

Let's co-operate and act well

Then forget the $200 debt you owe me

Possessed, possessed!

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I shouldn't suffer like that

possessed!

Possessed, possessed!

Possessed, possessed!

possessed!

Son of the bitch!

You need purple incense. Stop moping

Purple incense is like ginger, you get bruises only

What's this?

Outrageous!

The left would cool you down

What is it?

What are you doing? Mr Feng, ghosts!

I know. Aren't we trying to catch them now? Go away

I quit. Don't try anything foolish!

Don't. Don't try anything foolish!

He's kissing your girl friend

Help them

Try had to pull them away

What now'?

Beat her

Don't, I'm up above

Don't, don't!

Jane

How dare you bully me, you three bloody kids!

You claimed to catch ghosts?

Mr Feng Shut up!

I'm acting on orders, no favors

First, l'll sue you for conspiracy in cheating

Come in

Mr Feng, the prisoners are escalating their protest

Never mind them. Go out!

Second, I'll sue you for fooling a public servant

Third, I'll sue you for intrusion into prison

Intrusion?

And you misbehaved and seduced female prisoners

with intent or attempt to molest them sexually

The protestors are seeking help of other prisons

Damn it!

Black out all news on ghosts

Yes, sir

Whafd be the sentence if we were found guilty?

Minium up to 1997

But I can cancel the charges any time

if you help me bring back Pei to catch ghosts

I'll give you 15 minutes to consider

ls he really dead?

Yes, go and see the last of him at once

What lousy gimmick!

He told you to get me into the prison, didn't he?

Auntie Pei, don't put it that way!

Mr Feng is your old friend

Right

Well, for old times

I'll give his corpse free makeup if he does die

Auntie Pei, I didn't know you were so inhuman

You're cold-blooded; you've letdown Mr Feng

Go away, go away!

He told me repeatedly to give you his will

You've got this pocket watch

This watch can remind you of Mr Feng

Why is this watch so familiar?

Because it was a gift you gave him

But the engraving is different

You don't believe us?

Well, let's go back to collect his corpse

Miao, Wei, let's go

Let's go

Just couldn't convince her even though you cried so real

Beg her once more

She won't agree, period. Let's go

Are you sure you want to go?

Auntie won't come. What shall we do?

Your auntie

Wait for me

We ask for catching ghosts and transfer!

Down with bloody ghost; step down, warden!

We ask for catching ghost and transfer!

Down with bloody ghost, step down, warden!

We ask for catching ghosts and transfer!

Down with bloody ghost; step down, warden! Silence!

Listen, I'm warden Feng. Keep calm

I'm bowing to public opinion to have this dialogue

Who's your representative?

Feng, l'm the representative of the girls

We ask for a transfer of prison or your transfer!

Your, transfer!

I don't understand why you want a transfer

The surroundings here are not bad

And frankly, therefls not one single ghost here

You lie with your eyes wide open!

You kids, didn't you say he was dead?

What? Nonsense!

What"

So much the better

He really has a lucky charm

Congratulations!

Mr Feng, shefls coming. lt's now up to you

So you conspired to fool me

When have I fooled you?

Mr Feng, there are difficulties ahead

Brace yourself for them

Did you write this letter?

Yes, I did

Well, read it out

Read it

My dearest Pei

This could be my last call of you by name

this bewitching name of yours

Don't laugh. Read it

I'll die regretting I didn't play along in the restaurant

to go to bed with and deflower you

What's it? Mr Feng's perverted!

Even at his age, he wants to deflower a virgin

Deflower me!

Come in

I didn't write this letter Go on

With that done, you'd have been my woman

I could order you to catch ghosts

or catch body lice

You think I'd have done this?

Pei, in fact...

Go on, the last pan is more exciting

Since I let that chance slip, I've had sleepless nights

dreaming to have you naked by my side

to take in your bewitching odor

Innocent, innocent!

What's so funny?

Let go, let go!

Don't scare me. You're hurting my hand!

You'll be set free when I say so

Bad, what has become of Fatty?

Fatty, are you all right?

Go and see what has happened

What are you doing?

Attention!

Damn it!

Catch

All go up the table!

Make way

You're trampling on me

Quiet or l'll push you down!

Meng-wei, come here What's it, auntie?

Show me your hand

Let me use the virgin blood

I haven't been a virgin for a long time

Go to hell!

Are you all right?

Keep away!

I'm going to fall down!

Don't push!

Jane

How come there are two ghosts?

Miao. Wei, come down

Help!

Well done, Auntie Pei

Stabbing you. Very strong, isn't it'?

Auntie Pei, whafd become of the ghosts you caught?

They'll turn into bloody water in 2 hours

One of them is my friend. Please release her

My duty is to catch ghosts, not release her

Let her go, I beg you, Auntie Pei

She won't harm anybody; she saved me once

Are you crazy? I took pains catching her

They won't agree anyway

Let's take them out and burn them

Don't!

Keep away. Don't snatch it from me!

Get it back. Don't snatch!

Give it back to me. Don't snatch!

Get it back for me!

Give it back to me

Jane, are you all right?

That ring of lighfs dome for. Go now

Virgin blood

Filing money at her quickly

No blood? Bad!

Give me some

No more blood

Do something

Blood, blood

Your virgin blood

Don't! I've already donated much blood

Jane

Jane, answer me

Jane

Auntie Pei, Jane's only wish is to leave prison

Only then can she be reborn a human

Please take her out, I beg you

It'll be dawn in one hour; let me try my best

Let's race against time

Come and lend a hand

Come and lend a hand, I beg you

Go over

Auntie Pei, whatks this?

A hell envoy; therefls hope for Jane

Pei, whatks this?

A hell envoy who helps ghosts reincamate

Idiot, keep away

Are you all right?

Don't keep away!

Pei, you've discovered my secret celibacy

How are you going to treat me?

I'll marry you

Mr Feng, we want to marry you too

No, thanks

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