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Yeah, so my name is Parker and I'm here because I'm single and want to meet a girl.

I've tried other ways to meet girls, but none of them usually work out.

So I'm here, yeah.

I'm supposed to be going on a date with Lindsay, but instead I'm going to go on a date with her mom.

And I guess make my decision whether or not I want to date Lindsay based on that.

Great. Thanks, Parker. Are you ready?

Yeah, let's do it.

Hi, I'm Charikas.

It's nice to meet you, I'm Parker.

Nice to meet you as well. So, I have very high standards.

And by extension means that my daughter likes what I like as well.

Well, I have to try my best. I'm a pretty simple guy. I just want to make a girl happy.

I'm concerned. He may be not good enough for my daughter, but he's nice and he's polite.

And I'm going to test him. I'm going to try him. And he's very cute and very polite. So, I'm going to give him a chance.

Okay, yeah. Mrs. Kiss seems a little high maintenance, which probably means her daughter is too.

But fucking hell, she's hot. And if Lindsay's anything like that, I'm perfectly okay with it.

I want to make my girl happy.

That's nice. Well, we know exactly what we want.

Why are you bringing me for a lunch?

It's a surprise. Come on.

Thank you so much. I had a great time. My daughter is going to love you. And this restaurant was just amazing.

You had a great time too. I definitely think this date will help me make my decision.

We didn't have dessert yet. You're not that silly. You know what? I was not always rich.

And my driver dropped some bags here. I like simple things too. Let's make some smurfs.

I want to see how you are in the kitchen.

Of course I want him for my daughter. She deserves very best.

But I'm going to take him for a test drive first. Let's see what he's made of.

Yeah, Mrs. Kiss is pretty dominant, but I kind of like that.

And to be honest, I'd do anything her daughter says if she's half as hot as her mom is.

Isn't your daughter going to be home soon?

She's going to be stuck on her photoshoot. And besides, I really need to test you.

And if you're good enough, she'll be just happy to have this baguette. Look at this.

You have a big dick. I see it already.

Fuck, she's going to love it.

I'm so horny when I see what weapon you have here.

I want to tease you.

Yes, there we go.

They're like, what you see?

And now smack them.

There we go. I told you I need to teach you. So you're good for my daughter.

I love squeezing. Just keep doing.

That feels good, right?

Holy shit.

That feels good, right?

But you know one thing you cannot handle for sure?

It's this one.

It's this one.

Fuck my face, come here.

I'm going to need more.

There we go.

Come here, baby.

It's good, right?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I can't wait to see how you are down there.

I want you to wake me up, if not tomorrow.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, do you like me doing this?

Oh, I love this child.

Oh, fuck yes.

I will go slowly and deeply.

Mommy's so hungry for this pickle.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Holy shit.

I want to see what you're made of.

Fuck me.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you're so fucking big.

I can't join that.

Squeeze me.

Yeah, squeeze my boobs.

Squeeze me.

Fuck, you did it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, it's so good.

I can't breathe.

Oh, it feels good.

Fuck, my doctor is going to be happy.

Oh, yes.

Oh, right there.

Right there.

Right there.

Right there.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, it feels so fucking good.

Oh, baby.

I can come with you.

Just keep going.

Oh, my God.

Don't stop.

Oh, fuck.

I love your dick, baby.

Just like this, just like this.

Yes.

Oh, do it more.

I love yours.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

I keep doing that.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

You know what?

Uh-huh.

Keep touching my pussy like this.

Oh, now you know already where.

Uh-huh.

I want more of you.

You are going to fuck me all around this kitchen.

Do you understand that?

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yeah.

Come here.

Come here.

Here we go.

I'm going to do this, you know.

You know, I was thinking about this.

I was preparing all this.

Oh, fuck.

You want me to sit on you?

I want you to sit on me.

Here, let's go, baby.

Oh, fuck.

I want to fuck you

in every fucking position.

That feels good, baby.

That feels good.

I can come with you.

Stay, stay, stay.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Stay like that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

You're going to tell me that.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that feels good.

Yes, fuck me.

Fuck me, yes.

Yes.

That feels so good.

Do it this way.

Yes.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck me.

Make me come again.

Do it.

Do it.

Yes.

Oh, fuck, yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh.

Yeah, yeah.

Thank you harder.

Fucking vaginas.

Thank you harder.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Do it again, you see?

Right there.

Oh, fuck.

You feel it?

Oh.

Keep doing that.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my god, so tight. Holy fuck.

Oh, my god.

Yeah, right there.

Yeah, yes, yes.

No.

No.

Oh, fuck, oh, fuck, oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

No.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Come here.

Come fuck me there.

I told you I want to be fucked

everywhere here.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, that was so good.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, you're right there.

You're right there.

Yes, you're right there.

Oh, you're right there.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Do that.

Do that.

Fuck.

Keep doing that.

Keep doing that.

Yes, yes, yes.

Go deep.

Yeah.

Yeah, right there.

Right there.

Yeah.

Right there.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

I feel so good.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

There we go.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Yes, yes.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, I don't want you to fuck my daughter.

You are actually pretty good, baby.

You are really good.

Just like that.

Yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I want you to come on my boobs.

Come here.

I want this big cut.

Look at this.

I just want to drag you out.

Until you pop all over my body.

I want you to come on my face, on my boobs.

I want you to satisfy my daughter.

How you did the same with me.

Right?

Yeah.

Just like that.

Just here.

I don't want to splash your sperm over my face.

Right?

Just do it, baby.

Yeah.

Put it on my face.

On my body.

I want to see that.

I want to see you doing that.

Yes, yes, yes.

Oh, yes, baby.

You can do it.

You can do it.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, there is a lot.

Oh, you know what?

This is what they call dessert.

I go rest up.

Because I may want more.

Okay.

Okay, so...

Decision time, I guess.

I had a really great time with Mrs. Kiss.

And I think I could really enjoy dating your daughter.

So...

Yeah, I think I'm going to go with Lindsay.

Definitely go with Lindsay.

It's a very good choice.

It's really good you picked up Lindsay.

But...

She is not home yet.