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No, your mom
is the monster, all right?
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My mom is the sweet one.
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Oh, the sweet one?
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Are you kidding me? Uh, look,
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if anything, my mom's
aggravatingly sweet,
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but we're not having an argument
about who's sweeter, what...
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Whoa, whoa,
hang on a second here, guys.
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What are you going on about?
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All right, look,
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my mom's been calling me,
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like, all the time, okay?
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She's clearly upset.
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Well, how would you know?
You don't even answer.
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My mom stopped
calling me altogether.
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Your mom stopped calling you
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the day the phone was invented.
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My mom has a great
relationship with me.
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She never calls you! She
calls me all the time!
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Yes, she does!
But I have proof, anyway.
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I have proof. Look at this.
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I got this in the mail.
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Is that, like, a ransom
note from Mac's mom?
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Huh? No.
This... my mom sent this.
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Oh. Why would your mom write
a ransom note to herself?
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Oh, it's not a...
It's not a ransom note.
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This is just how
she writes notes to me.
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That-that's like a bunch
of gibberish, Charlie.
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I don't know...
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Is that a hieroglyph of a dog?
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Yeah, that's the animal
my mom fears the most, right?
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She-she feels trapped
inside her own home.
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There is no way
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you could get that from this.
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Oh-oh, okay, guys, guys, guys.
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I think I have a pretty
simple solution here.
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You see, ever since I moved in
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with Mac, and Dee
and old black man,
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my surveillance system's
just lying around in storage.
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I got about a Baker's
dozen of cameras.
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They're just sitting there.
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I say we set them up
in your mom's home
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and find out what's
really going on in there.
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That could work. I mean, yeah.
Great idea.
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You don't think that's creepy?
What?
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He's talking about
spying on your moms.
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So what?
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You can't spy
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on unsuspecting women.
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That's horrible.
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Uh, they're not women.
They're old.
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At a certain point a woman
goes from being a woman
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to just being an old person.
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True. Well, what
happens to a man?
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A man lives and then dies.
Why are we having this argument?
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A man remains a man.
Dennis, it's a great idea.
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Okay, and no one's
gonna get hurt.
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It's not like they're gonna get
exploited in any way, right?
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No, no, no, exactly.
I think once we have a look
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at what's going on in there,
we might find the situation
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to be, uh, pretty comical.
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♪ ♪
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Oh, it's so nice
of you to bring us
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all these lovely gifts, Charlie.
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The plant, the globe,
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and the little Teddy bear.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, mom.
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No, we aren't gonna
touch the gifts, right?
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Okay, we don't touch them.
We just, we look at them.
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Okay. And they look back at
you and they... hands off.
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Mom, make sure you
don't water this plant.
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Your mom's not gonna
water the plants. Oh.
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She has a very nurturing nature.
She would...
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Oh, Mrs. Mac, are you
gonna water the plants?
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See. Oh, Charlie.
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I'm so glad to see you.
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Yeah, okay. I was worried that
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you were dead. Why?
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Oh, my mom also
thought I was dead,
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and she also loves me very much.
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No, I don't.
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Oh, she meant the first part.
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She meant the
first part where I...
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Because she can't imagine
a life without me, right, mom?
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I don't give a shit.
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See. I'll put you out
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of the misery
of this conversation. Mom?
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Is there anything
you want to tell me
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that's going on in the house?
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Anything that's bothering you?
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Anything you want to talk about?
Mom, is there anything
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that's going on in the house
what are you doing?
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That you want to talk
about that's bothering you
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what are you doing? In the house or
I'm asking my mom a simple question.
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You're asking her the exact
same question I just asked,
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so what are you... Do you
own all of the questions?
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Do you own that question?
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You're gonna steal my question.
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Ow!
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Mom, what happened?
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She poured hot soup on me!
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I was adjusting
my undercarriage,
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and I accidentally spilled it.
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She poured hot soup on her, dude.
She was adjusting
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her undercar... wait a second.
What...
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Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
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We-we could also get some soup.
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No, the-the video. We can go back and
watch the video and see oh, we can watch
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what actually happened.
And see... yes.
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♪ ♪
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Complain about the soup.
She's beating the shit out...
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Gentleman, welcome to your moms.
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Wow, man.
This is a serious setup.
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Yeah, no, it's no joke.
I like how you moved the desk.
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All right, uh, look, there was an
incident with some soup. Yeah.
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And, uh, did you get anything?
'Cause I'd like to see
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if-if his mom poured
on my ma on purpose.
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Oh, she definitely did pour it.
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And she definitely did it
on purpose.
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There you go.
She's abusing my mom, man.
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It's clear as day,
but what's really interesting
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is what seems
to be happening right here
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in the live feed.
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Oh. You want to sleep.
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Well, I'll sleep you.
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- Huh.
- Uh...
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What the hell, man? That's your mom
abusing my mom! Well... no, it's not!
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That's just one of those things, you
know, like where... What thing?
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You know, where you're just
like, you're like, it's like
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a "why, I oughta,"
but, you know, it's no big deal.
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Why, I oughta what?
Why, I oughta bludgeon you
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with a hammer. But she's not
actually gonna do it, you know?
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It's like how Ralph kramden on
the honeymooners would always
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say, "why, I oughta." He was
threatening to beat his wife.
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Uh, yeah. Yeah. You know?
I mean, it's-it's funny
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'cause he's not actually gonna do it, even
though the threat that was funny. Yeah.
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Is always there. Yeah, he might...
Yeah, he might cave her face in,
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but he won't. He won't. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
But he's not gonna, you know?
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That's... Yeah, b...
Well, that's funny.
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But in this circumstance, it's
not funny because it's my mom!
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Right, right. Wait,
actually, you know what,
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we-we don't really know for sure
whether it's funny or not.
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You know, let-let me try
something here. Let me just...
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You want to sleep.
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Well, I'll sleep you.
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Hmm. Well, what-what is that?
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Well, I don't know, you made me
think of, like, sitcoms,
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the honeymooners. I just
thought, "this isn't very funny."
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But if I add a laugh track,
maybe, I don't know.
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But it's not a show.
This is their lives.
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Yeah, but it-it does kind
of lighten it up for me.
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Well, yeah, it did lighten it.
But I'm not saying it... Can...
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Can you play it again
without the laugh track?
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Yeah, sure.
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Well, I'll sleep you.
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See, that goes right back to super dark.
It's a bummer without it,
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isn't it? It's not funny,
it's not funny. Yeah, no.
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Yeah, but let me...
Let me just try it again
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with the, uh...
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You want to sleep.
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Well, I'll sleep you.
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That's funny. That's funny! I mean...
yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's weird, because the
situation really isn't funny,
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and you add a laugh track... I know, but
the laughing tells me that it's funny.
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They have timing, man. They have
timing, for sure. Yeah. That's great.
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I don't understand. Is this a
dark situation or a comical one?
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Well, we-we don't really know
yet, Mac. We don't know. But...
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I tell you what, why don't
we stick around back here
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for a little while. Let's watch
how this whole thing plays out.
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You know? I'll keep sweetening
the situation
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as it calls for it,
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and you might as well
stick around.
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Did you just ash in my tapioca?
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah. All right, yeah. I like that.
This is gold.
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They got something, man. Like...
uh-huh. It's really working.
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I don't know what
this is, but...
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What's this?
Oh, check it out. Mrs. Mac
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and Mrs. Kelly have
a classic comedic rivalry.
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I mean, they're going at it
like the greats.
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Like abbott and costello,
tom and Jerry.
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It's amazing. Huh.
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Oh, sorry. Fly.
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Buzz off!
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All right, well, you know,
if you guys are looking
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for a comedy troupe that beats
the shit out of each other
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for laughs, there's nobody
better than the three stooges.
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Put me on the show.
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Whoa. What show? It's not...
It's not a show.
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Yeah...
We're just watching our moms
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to figure out what
the situation is.
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Wh... I mean,
it could be a show,
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but, I mean, you're right.
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It's-it's not a show.
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Yeah, well it
certainly looks like
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you're trying to make a show,
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and I think it's a good idea,
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and I think you
should put me in.
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Why? Yeah.
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'Cause I'm so much
funnier than these two.
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Look at them, they're just
smashing each other with stuff.
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I could add a whole, like,
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physical comedy element,
you know?
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Hey, I smell chips.
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What are we watching?
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We're not really
watching anything, yet.
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Until big funny shows up.
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You'll see.
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Ooh.
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Mrs. Kelly looks hot on screen.
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Come on, man, knock that off.
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There's something
about people on TV.
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Catch me up. W-what did I miss?
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Uh, well, the grunty one,
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physically abuses
the shrill one.
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And the shrill one
psychologically abuses
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the grunty one.
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And it really plays.
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It's really funny,
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and, you know what,
uh, actually,
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I-I'm gonna try
something here, guys.
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You are a horrible woman,
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and I can't wait until those
cigarettes kill you.
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And I shall dance on your grave.
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Yeah.
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This is so great!
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And having those
other people laugh
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tells me when I should laugh.
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Good. Yeah.
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I love that.
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And the music
that I added makes you
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you know that it's light. Yeah.
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It's also helping me realize
that I think the situation's
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okay o-over there, you know?
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And-and, honestly, I'm
gonna ignore my mom's note,
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like I ignore her phone calls.
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I think we're good here.
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They have chemistry.
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And I really love
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how playful and fun
my mom's coming off.
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Well. Uh, no.
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Yeah, no, no. Never. No, no.
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I actually find your mom
very off-putting.
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Yeah. She's hard-hard
on the eyes.
244
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Tough on the eyes.
245
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And you know what else?
246
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Like, super one-note. Yeah.
247
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No! No, no, no, no.
248
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My mom's got lots of notes.
249
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She's a symphony.
250
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She's getting so many laughs.
251
00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,347
She's pushing the...
I'm concerned about longevity.
252
00:08:35,349 --> 00:08:36,815
I mean, she's getting
laughs from us,
253
00:08:36,817 --> 00:08:39,184
now, sure, but, uh,
I think that we're gonna
254
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have a problem in the long run.
255
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You just don't
understand the nuance
256
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- of her performance.
- I don't.
257
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Cut to a close-up.
258
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We need more close-ups.
259
00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:49,761
Mmm.
260
00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:56,067
And she's constantly
looking directly
261
00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:57,335
into the camera somehow.
262
00:08:57,337 --> 00:08:59,371
She's repulsive.
She is repulsive.
263
00:08:59,373 --> 00:09:00,572
You know what?
I'm gonna go over there
264
00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,007
and-and I'm gonna show you.
265
00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:03,241
Sh-she can pop, okay?
266
00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,010
She's gonna pop. You'll see.
267
00:09:05,012 --> 00:09:06,545
Uh-oh.
268
00:09:06,547 --> 00:09:08,346
Hang on. What's up?
269
00:09:08,348 --> 00:09:09,748
My mom's trying to call me.
270
00:09:09,750 --> 00:09:11,249
Hmm. Oh, wait, wait, wait,
you know what?
271
00:09:11,251 --> 00:09:12,551
Don't pick up. Don't pick up.
272
00:09:12,553 --> 00:09:13,585
Oh, no, I never would.
Okay, good.
273
00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:14,686
But let's let that play out.
274
00:09:14,688 --> 00:09:16,888
Camera one.
275
00:09:16,890 --> 00:09:18,390
Oh, Charlie.
276
00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,258
Charlie, please pick up.
277
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:22,260
One, two, three.
278
00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:24,896
Charlie, where are you?
279
00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:27,465
One, two, three.
280
00:09:28,535 --> 00:09:30,602
Oh.
281
00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:38,009
God, it's me, Bonnie.
282
00:09:38,011 --> 00:09:41,546
I'm so worried
about my Charlie boy.
283
00:09:41,548 --> 00:09:44,916
Please don't have him be
in a ditch somewhere,
284
00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:48,053
or squished between two trains,
285
00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:50,388
and his body mangled,
286
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:53,558
so if they move the trains,
287
00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,728
all his guts and bodily fluids
288
00:09:56,730 --> 00:09:59,264
and organs spill out.
289
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:02,434
Please, god...
290
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,902
Don't have him die.
291
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,270
Aw.
292
00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:08,440
I knew it.
293
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:09,774
She's a star.
294
00:10:09,776 --> 00:10:11,443
Huh. Charlie.
295
00:10:11,445 --> 00:10:12,811
This-this could be huge.
296
00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:14,112
Yeah? I mean,
297
00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:15,413
I think this really
could be a show,
298
00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,781
with your mom as the star,
I mean,
299
00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,617
imagine what that would do
for your mom.
300
00:10:18,619 --> 00:10:19,951
I mean, w-what do you think?
301
00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,152
Oh, shit.
302
00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:22,921
Well, now I'm thinking
303
00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,590
about my mom starring
in a show, and I like it.
304
00:10:25,592 --> 00:10:29,060
Um, now I'm thinking
about minotaurs.
305
00:10:29,062 --> 00:10:31,596
Now I'm thinking
about a hoagie sandwich.
306
00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:33,965
Now I'm thinking about a glass
of water to go with the chips.
307
00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:35,133
How-how many of my thoughts
do you need?
308
00:10:35,135 --> 00:10:36,501
Do you want me
to go on and on, or...
309
00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:39,004
No, that's... We're good.
310
00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:47,178
Mom, you know that I think
you are the most captivating
311
00:10:47,180 --> 00:10:48,680
and beautiful woman
in the world, don't you?
312
00:10:48,682 --> 00:10:50,315
No. Oh!
313
00:10:50,317 --> 00:10:51,683
I got something for you.
314
00:10:51,685 --> 00:10:52,984
Sort of brighten you up
a little bit.
315
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,519
What the hell is that?
316
00:10:54,521 --> 00:10:55,520
Lipstick.
317
00:10:55,522 --> 00:10:56,521
"Heartbreaker."
318
00:10:56,523 --> 00:10:57,956
Just like you.
319
00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,290
I ain't wearing no lipstick.
320
00:10:59,292 --> 00:11:00,325
Come on, mom.
321
00:11:00,327 --> 00:11:01,459
Be-be agreeable,
322
00:11:01,461 --> 00:11:02,761
which makes you rootable,
323
00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:03,962
which makes you likeable.
324
00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:05,163
You!
325
00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:06,965
That's a joke.
326
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:09,167
That's a joke, we will
beep that, I think.
327
00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,469
He will beep that,
and that'll be... funny.
328
00:11:11,471 --> 00:11:12,771
Uh, you know, let me just, uh,
329
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:13,938
try and put some of this...
330
00:11:13,940 --> 00:11:15,140
Buzz off!
331
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,841
That's good... buzz off.
332
00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:19,144
You know, that's like,
uh, a call back,
333
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,945
which could become
a catchphrase.
334
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,147
You should probably
think of a few more
335
00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:23,782
so you're not just too one-note.
336
00:11:23,784 --> 00:11:25,283
What about, um,
337
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:26,618
"I can't even."
338
00:11:26,620 --> 00:11:28,987
Or, "that went well."
339
00:11:28,989 --> 00:11:32,457
I'm gonna take a shit.
340
00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:34,125
That's not a good catchphrase.
341
00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:35,126
It is healthy, though.
342
00:11:35,128 --> 00:11:36,294
Oh...
343
00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,330
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
344
00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,035
What are you doing?
345
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,337
Just the wacky neighbor,
swinging by
346
00:11:46,339 --> 00:11:47,839
with the usual hijinks.
347
00:11:47,841 --> 00:11:50,542
Aga-aga-aga-agoo.
348
00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:56,181
I'm sorry.
349
00:11:56,183 --> 00:11:58,349
Do I hear someone upstairs?
350
00:11:58,351 --> 00:12:00,018
Oh, neighbor!
351
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:02,320
Just swingin' by
to say, "hello."
352
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,855
Will you look at that?
353
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:06,224
I've got my dumb head
stuck in the banister.
354
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:08,359
Dee's a nightmare, dude.
It's awful.
355
00:12:08,361 --> 00:12:10,195
You're not gonna try
and put a laugh in, or...
356
00:12:10,197 --> 00:12:11,362
Uh, nowhere to put it.
357
00:12:11,364 --> 00:12:12,530
Yeah, you can't tell
where the jokes
358
00:12:12,532 --> 00:12:13,665
are supposed to be. Exactly.
359
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,200
Whoops. Okay.
360
00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,669
It's actually a
little bit stuck... Mac?
361
00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:19,037
Mac, you want
to come pull on me?
362
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,872
Dee, I-i don't know
what you're doing,
363
00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:22,607
because n-none of
this is playing,
364
00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:24,342
and you're not funny
at all and...
365
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,543
Hey, you know what, Dee?
366
00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:26,778
From here, what you're doing
367
00:12:26,780 --> 00:12:28,546
actually is kind of funny.
368
00:12:28,548 --> 00:12:29,848
I wish we could
get Mac out of there.
369
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:31,182
Oh, I know. Terrible.
370
00:12:31,184 --> 00:12:32,717
He's making me sick. Yeah. Ugly.
371
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,385
♪ ♪
372
00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,688
Mrs. Kelly, can you please
help me out?
373
00:12:36,690 --> 00:12:38,890
Uh, my head is really stuck.
374
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:41,526
Um, I don't do well
with emergencies,
375
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,528
and I have to answer the door.
376
00:12:45,565 --> 00:12:47,432
Hi, Jack. Hi, Bonnie.
377
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,067
Just stopping by to
pick up that hard drive
378
00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:51,369
I accidentally left
under the floorboards.
379
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,037
Oh, come on in. Okay.
380
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,873
Man, what is
uncle Jack doing there?
381
00:12:54,875 --> 00:12:55,940
He's awful. Yeah, so creepy.
382
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,142
He's gonna ruin the show.
383
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,643
Yeah, that creepy pedophile vibe
384
00:12:58,645 --> 00:13:00,378
he's got going on
is going to be a tough sell.
385
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:01,746
You know, even in Europe.
386
00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:03,014
Uh, let me try something here.
387
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,951
Let me take that jacket.
388
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,753
Ooh!
389
00:13:08,755 --> 00:13:09,888
Thank you.
390
00:13:09,890 --> 00:13:10,955
Mm.
391
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,423
Aw.
392
00:13:12,425 --> 00:13:15,093
Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey!
393
00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:16,461
That's funny from over here.
394
00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:17,929
Yeah, yeah, just give me
a good push on...
395
00:13:17,931 --> 00:13:19,891
W-what are you doing?
Hey, w-w-what are you doing?
396
00:13:20,967 --> 00:13:22,901
What the hell was that, man?
397
00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:24,402
Wh-what, that fart?
398
00:13:24,404 --> 00:13:25,637
I'm just trying some new stuff.
399
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,405
No, n-n-not the fart, no.
400
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:28,439
The fart's good.
Yeah, no, I'm talking
401
00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:29,941
about the-the sound
effects under my uncle.
402
00:13:29,943 --> 00:13:31,943
What-what...? Well, uh...
403
00:13:31,945 --> 00:13:33,278
I'm trying to make him likeable
404
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,779
by turning him
into the romantic lead.
405
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:35,914
Romantic lead?
406
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,248
They're brother and sister.
407
00:13:37,250 --> 00:13:38,917
Yeah, the audience
doesn't know that.
408
00:13:38,919 --> 00:13:39,984
Well, you know what?
I want to see her
409
00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,152
bang somebody, but not him.
410
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:42,587
Yeah. All right.
411
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:43,788
What-what if you
make him like a,
412
00:13:43,790 --> 00:13:45,423
like a spy or something, right?
413
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:47,292
And he's looking
for his hard drive, right?
414
00:13:47,294 --> 00:13:49,294
Because spies are always
looking for hard drives.
415
00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:50,795
Or, or, or how about
if you write in
416
00:13:50,797 --> 00:13:53,631
some scumbag stranger
comes in off the street,
417
00:13:53,633 --> 00:13:55,466
and goes to town on Bonnie.
418
00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:57,168
All right, look, I don't
want to over-write this thing.
419
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,003
And-and all of a sudden you want
to turn it into a spy thriller?
420
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,839
Well... That's... I don't
want to genre jump.
421
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,807
Let-let's just see how the
romantic lead thing plays out
422
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:04,008
for a minute here. All right.
423
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,443
All right. All right?
424
00:14:05,445 --> 00:14:07,846
♪ Life is hard on your own ♪ oh!
425
00:14:07,848 --> 00:14:09,447
♪ Life is hard on your own ♪ ow!
426
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,516
♪ But here's a place
to call home ♪
427
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:14,285
♪ Old lady house,
where there are no laws ♪
428
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,520
♪ Old lady house ♪
429
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:16,988
♪ They're in menopause ♪
430
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,323
♪ Old lady house ♪
431
00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:20,325
♪ You'll never be alone. ♪
432
00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,993
Yeah?
433
00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,661
What... what do you guys think?
434
00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:25,630
I mean, um, obviously,
the audio is temp, you know.
435
00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,365
But we could keep my
singing voice if you like it.
436
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:30,368
I like it. I like it, and
it feels like a real show,
437
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:33,004
and I love all the letters
flying around on the screen.
438
00:14:33,006 --> 00:14:35,006
Those are interesting.
Those are names,
439
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:37,308
uh, 'cause it's a credit
sequence, which is... Okay.
440
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:39,143
Pretty good, but-but why isn't
my mom in the credit sequence?
441
00:14:39,145 --> 00:14:40,979
'Cause I feel like
she was popping.
442
00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,847
You're lucky your mom's
in the credit sequence at all.
443
00:14:42,849 --> 00:14:44,716
Because I'm writing her off.
She's terrible. Let's...
444
00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,351
Yeah, the word thing you did was good.
Yeah, it was good, right?
445
00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:47,986
I mean, we got to get
somebody younger in there,
446
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,554
somebody hipper, somebody
who's more fun. Yeah.
447
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,356
You know, preferably
somebody of color. Okay.
448
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:52,991
What are you talking about?
You can't kick my mom out.
449
00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,692
She lives in the goddamn house.
450
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,361
Well, I'm gonna
cut around her, then.
451
00:14:56,363 --> 00:14:58,529
Yeah, we're gonna...
Until the ethnic comes, and then
452
00:14:58,531 --> 00:15:00,498
we're gonna need your mom's room.
We're gonna get an ethnic.
453
00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,066
You can't get rid of my mom!
I'm getting rid of her.
454
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:03,701
I'm going to cut around her.
Mac,
455
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,069
she's out, she's out.
I'm gonna...
456
00:15:05,071 --> 00:15:06,571
This is... He thinks she pops.
457
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,006
She's terrible. Yeah.
458
00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:10,408
♪ ♪Oh, Mrs. Kelly, Mrs. Kelly.
459
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,410
Mrs. Kelly, hold on. Just give me
one second. Ooh! One, two, three.
460
00:15:12,412 --> 00:15:14,078
One, two three. What? What?
461
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:18,016
One, two, three.
Oh, my god, what?
462
00:15:18,018 --> 00:15:19,550
Hi, frank.
463
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:21,085
What are you doing here?
464
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,353
I came to see you.
465
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,755
Oh! Frank, is that you? Hey,
466
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,189
come help me out, I'm stuck.
467
00:15:25,191 --> 00:15:26,557
Not now, Deandra.
468
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:29,227
Oh, by the way,
469
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:31,396
none of the stuff
you're doing is playing.
470
00:15:31,398 --> 00:15:32,897
Except for the fart stuff.
471
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:35,066
What fart stuff?
472
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:38,403
See? You should have farted
after you said that.
473
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,704
Just come help me
get out of this thing.
474
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:41,372
Put a fart in, Dennis. What?
475
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,543
Oh, goddamn it, what's
frank doing over there?
476
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:47,879
I... you know what,
I think he's playing the scumbag
477
00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:50,214
who comes in off the street
to bang your mom.
478
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:52,784
Well, I don't want him
banging my mom, dude. Shit.
479
00:15:54,788 --> 00:15:57,055
Oh! Uh, hi, frank.
480
00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:59,590
I didn't know, uh, Bonnie was
481
00:15:59,592 --> 00:16:01,893
gonna be having company.
I would have put my hands on.
482
00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:03,461
How embarrassing.
483
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,563
Get lost. I'm gonna
bang your sister.
484
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:06,965
You got it.
485
00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,166
Goddamn it, dude,
486
00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:09,901
this is gross.
I-i don't want this.
487
00:16:09,903 --> 00:16:11,769
Can we turn this into
something else? I mean...
488
00:16:11,771 --> 00:16:13,771
Well, maybe... you know what,
maybe we could turn this into,
489
00:16:13,773 --> 00:16:15,606
like, a love triangle thing
490
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,308
between Jack,
your mom and frank?
491
00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:19,310
No, I don't want a
love triangle between...
492
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:20,979
Well... I don't want any
shape of love between them.
493
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,146
That's just gross.
494
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,248
Ooh!
495
00:16:24,250 --> 00:16:26,918
I'll be in the upstairs attic
496
00:16:26,920 --> 00:16:29,120
rooting around
if anyone needs me.
497
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,289
Yeah, I do. I need you.
Oh, I'll be up there, Dee.
498
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:32,623
U-uncle Jack... Come on, Bonnie.
This boner
499
00:16:32,625 --> 00:16:34,292
ain't gonna last forever. Okay.
500
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:39,297
Yeah. Goddamn it, though, he's
really gonna bang her? Yeah.
501
00:16:39,299 --> 00:16:40,965
Did Mac put a camera
in my mom's room?
502
00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,667
No, I did.
503
00:16:45,271 --> 00:16:47,105
Listen, people...
It does not matter
504
00:16:47,107 --> 00:16:48,940
how you people
try to ruin this thing.
505
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:51,542
I will make it work,
because I'm a genius.
506
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:56,314
Now look at the... plant!
507
00:16:56,316 --> 00:16:57,782
Look at the plant.
508
00:16:57,784 --> 00:17:01,152
Now look at the globe. Up.
Back to the plant.
509
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:03,688
Can't cut around her when she's
in every shot, can you, Dennis?
510
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,024
And look at the Teddy bear.
And the plant. Great.
511
00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:08,326
This disgusting bitch
is in every shot?
512
00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,161
I don't want
to stand here no more.
513
00:17:10,163 --> 00:17:11,829
I got to take another dump.
514
00:17:11,831 --> 00:17:14,665
Oh, look, mom, no more
shitting, all right?
515
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,301
Um... and when you go, are you
not having a full elimination?
516
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,003
I mean, why are you
going so much?
517
00:17:19,005 --> 00:17:21,005
Mom?
518
00:17:21,007 --> 00:17:22,807
Mom, where are you?
519
00:17:22,809 --> 00:17:24,142
Don't try and steal
focus, Charlie.
520
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,711
Charlie, can't breathe.
What? What?
521
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,179
Help. Help, Charlie.
522
00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,982
Get off me, you crazy bitch!
523
00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:32,884
Mom, look, no more shitting!
524
00:17:32,886 --> 00:17:34,685
Let's go, we got to go
where the action is. Oh!
525
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,821
Mom! Frank!
526
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,356
Come on, stop banging!
527
00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:39,891
Charlie. What a
pleasant surprise.
528
00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,193
Get off me, man. Gett off!
529
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,063
Mom stays in the picture.
Let's go, come on!
530
00:17:45,065 --> 00:17:48,032
Charlie! I only got to third!
Come on, get out of here.
531
00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,868
Go. You can have any woman you
want... it's got to be my mom?
532
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:52,236
Hey, come on,
what are you doing?
533
00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,538
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, mom,
534
00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,406
we got to go
where the action is. Come on.
535
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:56,874
God... goddamn it!
536
00:17:56,876 --> 00:17:59,544
I was sliding into home,
Charlie.
537
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:01,546
Get out of here, frank.
Aw, come on.
538
00:18:01,548 --> 00:18:04,248
Son of a bitch. Get lost!
Charlie! Aw...
539
00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,017
I can't breathe.
You guys, I'm pretty sure
540
00:18:06,019 --> 00:18:07,685
I'm gonna die in this banister.
541
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,421
Charlie, what's going on?
542
00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,224
Look, I'm coming clean. We've
been watching you guys, right?
543
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,394
The presents that we brought
over... they're hidden cameras.
544
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:18,696
The Teddy bear, the
globe... all that shit.
545
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,364
I don't know how you didn't
see it. And then we
546
00:18:20,366 --> 00:18:22,033
turned it into a show.
The show was pretty good.
547
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:23,734
We had chips. But look...
This all started 'cause you
548
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,037
sent me this in the mail.
I got freaked out.
549
00:18:26,039 --> 00:18:28,606
Well, I sent it to you
because I missed you,
550
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,942
I wanted to see more of you.
551
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:32,877
♪ ♪That's all that is? It's not
because you feel trapped
552
00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:34,579
in your own home and you
guys are fighting too much
553
00:18:34,581 --> 00:18:35,880
or whatever it is?
554
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:38,616
No. We get along great.
555
00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,720
Oh, but this makes me feel
so much better.
556
00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,089
Now that I know
that you're watching me.
557
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:48,259
My mom feels the same way.
558
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:50,261
And she also says
that she loves me
559
00:18:50,263 --> 00:18:52,730
and misses me. Well, shoot,
560
00:18:52,732 --> 00:18:53,931
all right, well, why
don't we bring it on in
561
00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:55,433
for a hug, huh? Okay!
562
00:18:55,435 --> 00:18:58,302
This was all just
one big misunderstanding.
563
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:00,972
Get off me, dude. Get off.
What are you doing? Get off.
564
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,283
♪ Old lady house ♪
565
00:19:12,285 --> 00:19:15,453
♪ You'll never be alone. ♪
566
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,756
That's
the best episode yet. That is!
567
00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,658
It's a classic! Yeah. Yeah,
yeah, I love the button
568
00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:22,960
at the ending. Yeah? Oh,
that was the biggest joke
569
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,662
in the show. The biggest moment.
It was, it was. Was it?
570
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:27,298
I mean it, really. Oh, well,
guys, look, I told you...
571
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,667
I know my physical comedy. Yeah.
572
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,469
Right? Okay, yeah.
573
00:19:31,471 --> 00:19:32,770
Oh! Oh! What are you doing?
574
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:33,971
What's wrong? Hey.
575
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,773
Show's been cancelled, guys.
576
00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,108
What?! Wha...
577
00:19:37,110 --> 00:19:39,110
I got a four-episode sex arc.
578
00:19:39,112 --> 00:19:40,945
Nah, nah. You know,
now-now that everybody knows
579
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,948
they're being filmed, it's more
like a reality TV show,
580
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:46,284
and I just can't enjoy it when
the people who are being filmed
581
00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:47,818
know they're being filmed.
Yeah, but what about
582
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:49,854
our show, man?
What about making my mom famous?
583
00:19:49,856 --> 00:19:51,522
It's just not funny anymore.
Oh, oh,
584
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:54,325
oh, oh... I know how
to make it funny.
585
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,793
Oh!
586
00:19:55,795 --> 00:19:57,495
What? Oh, I...
587
00:19:57,497 --> 00:19:58,663
I just shit my pants.
588
00:19:58,665 --> 00:20:00,498
Oh, god! Oh! Oh, god.
589
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,699
Oh! Oh, god.
590
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,134
Oh, Dee. That's not funny.
591
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:04,669
I just meant to fart.
I didn't...
592
00:20:04,671 --> 00:20:06,370
I didn't... Oh, my god!
Without the laugh track
593
00:20:06,372 --> 00:20:08,472
that's, like, really horrible.
Yeah, you're just
594
00:20:08,474 --> 00:20:10,007
a grown woman who
shit her pants.
595
00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:12,076
♪ ♪
596
00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,715
Now it's funny again.
597
00:20:25,925 --> 00:20:28,025
♪ Life is hard on your own ♪
598
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:29,694
♪ Life is hard on your own ♪
599
00:20:29,696 --> 00:20:31,562
♪ But here's a place
to call home ♪
600
00:20:31,564 --> 00:20:34,565
♪ Old lady house,
where there are no laws ♪
601
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,535
♪ Old lady house,
they're in menopause ♪
602
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:41,072
♪ Old lady house,
you'll never be alone. ♪
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