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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,079 --> 00:00:20,414 My name is Sergeant Joe Fink... 2 00:00:20,616 --> 00:00:22,985 ... working a 24 hour shift on a homicide. 3 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:24,624 And this is my workshop. 4 00:00:25,195 --> 00:00:28,226 The part of town that everybody knows about but that nobody wants to see. 5 00:00:28,741 --> 00:00:31,070 Where the tragedies is a deeper, the ecstasies wilder... 6 00:00:31,095 --> 00:00:33,679 ... and the crime rate consistently higher than anywhere else 7 00:00:34,405 --> 00:00:35,405 Skid Row 8 00:00:35,523 --> 00:00:36,523 My beat. 9 00:01:49,708 --> 00:01:52,090 The most terrifying period in the history of my beat... 10 00:01:52,115 --> 00:01:55,224 ... began in a little rundown floral shop called Mushnick's. 11 00:02:00,115 --> 00:02:02,771 Ah, good morning Mrs. Shiva, how's things today? 12 00:02:02,796 --> 00:02:05,404 The same as usual, Mr. Mushnick. 13 00:02:05,601 --> 00:02:07,858 My sister's nephew Stanley died. 14 00:02:07,883 --> 00:02:09,257 In Little Rock, Arkansas. 15 00:02:09,282 --> 00:02:10,726 Aww. What happened? 16 00:02:10,928 --> 00:02:12,856 He got blown up who knows how. 17 00:02:12,881 --> 00:02:13,733 That's nice. 18 00:02:13,810 --> 00:02:17,146 Well, you would like, maybe, as usual some flowers for the funural? 19 00:02:17,216 --> 00:02:19,552 ♪ Should auld acquaintance be forgot,... 20 00:02:19,577 --> 00:02:21,732 ♪ ... and never brought to mind? 21 00:02:21,757 --> 00:02:23,288 I thought, possibly,... 22 00:02:23,470 --> 00:02:26,389 ... because I always give you all my funeral business... 23 00:02:26,421 --> 00:02:29,147 ... and maybe you should possibly give to me, eh... 24 00:02:29,366 --> 00:02:30,546 ... a little cut today. 25 00:02:30,608 --> 00:02:32,439 Look on me, Mrs. Shiva. 26 00:02:32,483 --> 00:02:34,171 What am I? A philatelist? 27 00:02:34,236 --> 00:02:37,100 I sell on Skid Row nothing but cheap carnations. 28 00:02:37,654 --> 00:02:39,185 And I should give you a cut rate. 29 00:02:39,210 --> 00:02:41,677 I can't even afford water for the flowers! 30 00:02:41,794 --> 00:02:43,771 To my throat I would be giving a cut. 31 00:02:43,959 --> 00:02:48,271 ♪ I dreamt I dwelt in Marble Halls 32 00:02:48,381 --> 00:02:51,154 - ♪ With vassals and... - Shut up from the back! 33 00:02:53,357 --> 00:02:54,888 Excuse me, Mrs. Shiva. 34 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:57,662 - That Seymour... - He's a nice boy. 35 00:02:57,743 --> 00:02:59,985 - Why don't you let him sing? - What sing?! 36 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:01,977 Look: Here I got a new customer. 37 00:03:02,002 --> 00:03:03,321 Brand new in the yellow vest. 38 00:03:03,346 --> 00:03:04,439 I should let the clean up boy... 39 00:03:04,464 --> 00:03:07,628 ... but I can't even afford chase them out right away. 40 00:03:11,915 --> 00:03:14,657 Flowers fresh as the spring time. Mushnick. Hello? 41 00:03:14,767 --> 00:03:16,142 Oh, hello Dr. Farb. 42 00:03:16,251 --> 00:03:17,423 What can I do for you today? 43 00:03:17,625 --> 00:03:19,446 Listen, Mushink, I haven't got much time. 44 00:03:19,477 --> 00:03:21,961 Send me over two gladiolas and a fern. 45 00:03:22,400 --> 00:03:25,023 Excellent, that's two dozen glads, one pottet fern. 46 00:03:25,141 --> 00:03:27,094 No, no, no, Mushnick! 47 00:03:27,119 --> 00:03:29,330 Two gladiolas and one fern. 48 00:03:31,634 --> 00:03:34,251 You want I should put two gladiolas in the pot with the fern. 49 00:03:34,532 --> 00:03:36,509 No, one fern, one piece. 50 00:03:36,534 --> 00:03:38,564 Altogether three pieces. 51 00:03:38,594 --> 00:03:39,984 I need it for my waiting room. 52 00:03:40,922 --> 00:03:42,461 - A filling fell out. - What? 53 00:03:42,486 --> 00:03:45,196 - A filling fell out. - Good, I'll drill a bigger hole. 54 00:03:45,632 --> 00:03:48,265 You mean you want two crummy gladiolas and one crummy fern? 55 00:03:48,290 --> 00:03:50,125 What kind of a decoration is that? 56 00:03:50,203 --> 00:03:52,335 This is my flower budget for the week. 57 00:03:52,459 --> 00:03:53,982 Mushnick. 58 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,186 Who can be a dentist on Skid Row? 59 00:03:56,232 --> 00:03:58,654 Fine, excellent. I'll send Seymour right away. 60 00:03:58,865 --> 00:04:00,630 Who am I to argue with science? 61 00:04:01,146 --> 00:04:02,411 Make it snappy. 62 00:04:03,302 --> 00:04:05,123 Now you are going to get ... 63 00:04:05,209 --> 00:04:08,209 ...oh, you are going to get it. 64 00:04:08,474 --> 00:04:09,709 Look. 65 00:04:12,888 --> 00:04:14,388 Seymour Krelborn! 66 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:17,818 Now, Mrs. Shiva. We were talking from the funeral flowers. 67 00:04:17,864 --> 00:04:18,731 But the little... 68 00:04:22,013 --> 00:04:23,715 Did you call me, Mr. Mushnick? 69 00:04:23,747 --> 00:04:28,918 No. I was calling John D. Rockefeller for to make a loan on my Rolls Royce. 70 00:04:28,981 --> 00:04:30,184 Sorry I said it. 71 00:04:30,286 --> 00:04:31,599 Now look Seymour. 72 00:04:33,035 --> 00:04:34,840 You take two gladiolas. 73 00:04:34,918 --> 00:04:36,528 You'll cut them nice and even. 74 00:04:36,558 --> 00:04:39,090 You'll take one fern. You'll wrap them in a package... 75 00:04:39,115 --> 00:04:41,058 ... and you'll take them to Dr. Farb. 76 00:04:41,083 --> 00:04:42,100 Right? 77 00:04:43,058 --> 00:04:44,371 Now go already! 78 00:04:45,368 --> 00:04:46,837 Now what can I do for you, sir? 79 00:04:46,908 --> 00:04:48,204 Uh, my name is Burson Fouch. 80 00:04:48,251 --> 00:04:50,095 Excellent! I am Gravis Mushnick. 81 00:04:50,120 --> 00:04:50,954 Oh, that's a good one. 82 00:04:51,001 --> 00:04:52,806 Who is gonna get my roses? 83 00:04:52,831 --> 00:04:54,422 I'll take care of you, Mrs. Shiva. 84 00:04:54,447 --> 00:04:55,548 Come right over here. 85 00:04:56,359 --> 00:04:59,609 You would like, maybe, some orchids for a nice girl? 86 00:04:59,610 --> 00:05:01,672 No, I think I'd like a couple of dozen carnations. 87 00:05:01,907 --> 00:05:02,907 Carnations. 88 00:05:03,524 --> 00:05:06,852 A person find a lot of these these that somebody shouldn't drop dead! 89 00:05:07,093 --> 00:05:09,795 You had more than your share of bad luck, Mrs. Shiva. 90 00:05:09,896 --> 00:05:11,256 Bad luck, she calls it. 91 00:05:11,342 --> 00:05:13,405 You should have so many people kicked off. 92 00:05:15,342 --> 00:05:17,104 About the carnations... 93 00:05:17,474 --> 00:05:18,810 You said you wanted some roses. 94 00:05:18,834 --> 00:05:20,725 Yeah. For Stanley. 95 00:05:23,967 --> 00:05:25,303 My carnations. 96 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:30,328 You should see wha-- See, Morris. 97 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:31,938 Oh, here are your carnations. 98 00:05:32,134 --> 00:05:34,954 - Wait, I'll wrap them for you. - No, it's all right. I'll eat them here. 99 00:05:39,985 --> 00:05:40,774 Why not? 100 00:05:43,977 --> 00:05:45,414 Of course. What else? 101 00:05:46,604 --> 00:05:47,604 They are alright? 102 00:05:47,629 --> 00:05:48,540 Well, I've had better. 103 00:05:48,720 --> 00:05:50,416 Well, this is a small shop. 104 00:05:50,441 --> 00:05:51,439 That's ok. 105 00:05:51,634 --> 00:05:52,658 You know: These big places... 106 00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:54,759 ...they are full of pretty flowers, expensive flowers. 107 00:05:54,923 --> 00:05:57,798 When you raise them for looks and smell you're bound to lose some food value. 108 00:05:57,946 --> 00:05:59,775 I like these little out-of-the-way places. 109 00:06:01,555 --> 00:06:03,173 Such a thing - eating flowers. 110 00:06:03,599 --> 00:06:05,309 Look: Don't knock it until you try it, huh? 111 00:06:07,341 --> 00:06:08,341 Look what happened. 112 00:06:10,528 --> 00:06:13,234 This is what I was trying to tell you before 113 00:06:13,294 --> 00:06:14,708 Look on him, everybody! 114 00:06:14,841 --> 00:06:16,911 Look at the quality of his work! 115 00:06:17,034 --> 00:06:19,011 I ask you: When I fire him... 116 00:06:19,363 --> 00:06:21,348 ... where is he gonna get such another good job? 117 00:06:21,738 --> 00:06:22,738 You mean I'm fired? 118 00:06:22,762 --> 00:06:25,761 No, I'm electing you president from the United States. 119 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:27,474 Yes, you are fired! 120 00:06:27,591 --> 00:06:30,028 - Gravis, you can't do that. - Who? Who can't? 121 00:06:31,084 --> 00:06:33,029 - I didn't mean it. - You didn't mean it. 122 00:06:33,091 --> 00:06:34,528 You never mean it. 123 00:06:34,529 --> 00:06:38,255 You didn't mean it the time you put up the bouquet with the get well card... 124 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:39,396 ... in the funeral parlour. 125 00:06:39,421 --> 00:06:41,169 And send the black lilies... 126 00:06:41,194 --> 00:06:43,819 ... to the old lady in the hospital, you didn't mean it. 127 00:06:43,842 --> 00:06:44,967 But this time... 128 00:06:44,992 --> 00:06:47,929 ... I, Gravis Mushnick, mean it! 129 00:06:49,007 --> 00:06:50,007 He means it. 130 00:06:50,969 --> 00:06:54,344 But see, Mr. Mushnick, don't I always try to do what's right? 131 00:06:54,421 --> 00:06:55,608 And i'm crazy about flowers. 132 00:06:55,633 --> 00:06:57,921 I like flowers almost as much as Audrey does. 133 00:06:58,178 --> 00:06:59,795 Excellent. You're fired. 134 00:06:59,849 --> 00:07:01,638 Why don't you give him a chance to resurrect himself? 135 00:07:01,663 --> 00:07:03,349 I give him a chance to quit. 136 00:07:03,374 --> 00:07:05,786 - I ain't gonna quit. - You're a brave boy. You're fired! 137 00:07:06,591 --> 00:07:08,490 But that ain't fair, Mr. Mushnick. 138 00:07:08,661 --> 00:07:09,746 You know what I'm doin'? 139 00:07:10,150 --> 00:07:13,179 I'm working on a special surprise plant just for you. 140 00:07:13,247 --> 00:07:15,145 I'm growing a plant like you ain't never seen before. 141 00:07:15,170 --> 00:07:17,817 Excellent! I can't even sell the plants I got in my shop. 142 00:07:17,842 --> 00:07:19,567 - Out, you! - Now, wait a minute. 143 00:07:20,036 --> 00:07:21,755 If he's got a new kind of plant you'll look at it. 144 00:07:21,856 --> 00:07:24,006 I don't look on flowers, Mr. Yellowvest. 145 00:07:24,186 --> 00:07:27,326 I got ancestors in the flower business for 200 years. 146 00:07:27,351 --> 00:07:30,369 But I got one shop on Skid Row, one stinking shop. 147 00:07:30,370 --> 00:07:32,580 - I don't even like flowers! - Now, you don't understand what I mean. 148 00:07:33,276 --> 00:07:35,964 Look: I've been eating in flower shops all over the world. 149 00:07:36,306 --> 00:07:39,524 And I have noticed that the places that have the mosts weird and unusal plants were the best business. 150 00:07:39,549 --> 00:07:40,228 See? 151 00:07:40,253 --> 00:07:41,479 - See? - See? 152 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:43,338 What is this? A tango? 153 00:07:44,197 --> 00:07:45,197 Alright. 154 00:07:45,931 --> 00:07:47,040 Explain me more. 155 00:07:47,548 --> 00:07:48,548 Well... 156 00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:51,376 I remember one place that had a whole wall covered with poison ivy. 157 00:07:51,401 --> 00:07:53,173 And people came from miles around to look at the wall. 158 00:07:53,198 --> 00:07:54,259 And they stayed to buy. 159 00:07:54,324 --> 00:07:55,354 The owner got rich? 160 00:07:55,526 --> 00:07:58,135 No. He scratched himself to death in an insane asylum. 161 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,094 Oh! 162 00:07:59,119 --> 00:08:00,789 That was my cousin Harry. 163 00:08:01,541 --> 00:08:02,541 Alright. 164 00:08:03,135 --> 00:08:04,135 Alright. 165 00:08:04,714 --> 00:08:07,979 You go home and you get this fancy schmancy plant and you bring it back here. 166 00:08:08,004 --> 00:08:11,414 And if Mr. Yellowvest Fouch says it's a draw, you still got a job. 167 00:08:11,510 --> 00:08:13,989 If he don't - out you go to Bodeo, right? 168 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:15,724 Dont' worry. You'll like it - you'll see. 169 00:08:34,428 --> 00:08:36,443 This is Radio KSIK 170 00:08:36,709 --> 00:08:39,725 You've been listening to "Music for Old Invalids". 171 00:08:39,967 --> 00:08:41,811 Our next selection is entitled... 172 00:08:41,959 --> 00:08:43,162 ... "Sickroom Serenade" 173 00:08:44,787 --> 00:08:46,295 Seymour, is that you? 174 00:08:46,467 --> 00:08:47,647 Yeah, ma. 175 00:08:48,006 --> 00:08:49,225 Get in here. Look at my tongue 176 00:08:50,865 --> 00:08:52,920 But ma, I've already seen your tongue. 177 00:08:54,287 --> 00:08:56,514 There be no sympathy for your poor mother? 178 00:08:56,568 --> 00:08:58,943 Laughing at her and mocking her illness... 179 00:08:58,968 --> 00:09:00,974 ... and she's got one foot in the grave. 180 00:09:01,154 --> 00:09:03,294 - I didn't mean it. - Oh, you never mean it. 181 00:09:03,319 --> 00:09:05,060 Oh, come on. Look at my tongue. 182 00:09:05,920 --> 00:09:08,397 That tongue is a tongue, ma. They all look the same to me. 183 00:09:09,389 --> 00:09:12,694 Did you stop at Dr. Mallard and get the results of my tests? 184 00:09:12,943 --> 00:09:14,740 Yeah,he said there's nothing wrong with you. 185 00:09:14,827 --> 00:09:16,256 Oh, not Dr. Mallard. 186 00:09:16,281 --> 00:09:18,862 He-He is one doctor I thought would tell the truth. 187 00:09:18,896 --> 00:09:21,014 He said you sould be playing fullback for the Rams. 188 00:09:21,068 --> 00:09:22,490 He wants me dead. 189 00:09:23,099 --> 00:09:25,021 I'll bet he is assistant coroner. 190 00:09:25,168 --> 00:09:27,324 Well, I gotta... - A-A-And I know I got... 191 00:09:27,597 --> 00:09:31,378 My goiter's coming back. I can feel it every morning after breakfast. 192 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:32,781 Yeah, that's when you take those great... 193 00:09:35,344 --> 00:09:37,312 What you got? A little surprise for me? 194 00:09:37,734 --> 00:09:39,335 - Open it up and see. - Alright. 195 00:09:45,702 --> 00:09:48,507 Dr. Slurpsaddle's famous tonic. 196 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:50,493 Wait here. 197 00:09:52,337 --> 00:09:56,267 To be taken internally or externally for pain and neuritis... 198 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:59,032 ... neuralgia, headaches, ... 199 00:09:59,447 --> 00:10:02,134 ... i-if hit by a truck, call your physician. 200 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:06,189 Alcoholic content: 98 percent! 201 00:10:08,091 --> 00:10:09,560 Oh, Seymour. 202 00:10:09,599 --> 00:10:12,599 You'll never know what it is gonna do for me. 203 00:10:19,332 --> 00:10:24,222 Oh, I can feel that surge of warm health going through me already. 204 00:10:25,131 --> 00:10:28,240 Look, ma. I gotta get my plant and hurry back to the shop. 205 00:10:28,381 --> 00:10:30,327 You mean that lousy weed out in the kitchen? 206 00:10:30,521 --> 00:10:33,092 Yeah. If Mr. Mushnick doesn't like it, he's gonna fire me. 207 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:38,400 Apparently, my hearing is goin' out on me. 208 00:10:38,963 --> 00:10:40,978 I just had the faint impression... 209 00:10:41,064 --> 00:10:45,228 that your job security depends on what Muchnick thanks of that thing. 210 00:10:45,338 --> 00:10:48,056 It looks worse than it did this morning when I went to work. 211 00:10:48,189 --> 00:10:49,860 I wish I knew what to do with it. 212 00:10:50,142 --> 00:10:52,759 Well, if you ask me, I'd pitch it out in the trash. 213 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,369 I don't like my house cluttered up with rotten vegetables. 214 00:10:55,394 --> 00:10:57,674 Look ma, I gotta hurry. Can I bring you anything? 215 00:10:57,705 --> 00:11:00,814 Oh yeah, yeah. Bring me the Evening News. 216 00:11:00,954 --> 00:11:03,836 They're running a-a self-diagnosis contest. 217 00:11:03,861 --> 00:11:06,149 The winner gets to go to to Mayo Clinic. 218 00:11:06,174 --> 00:11:07,835 - Ha, ha. - Bye, ma. 219 00:11:07,860 --> 00:11:11,219 Bye, son. I'll see you at the rosy edge of dawn! 220 00:11:11,781 --> 00:11:15,383 ♪ Drink to me only with thine eyes 221 00:11:15,408 --> 00:11:17,063 ♪ And I will ... 222 00:11:21,908 --> 00:11:23,430 And put this on my bill. 223 00:11:26,439 --> 00:11:27,705 Here it is everybody. 224 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,666 What do you think of it? 225 00:11:29,691 --> 00:11:30,861 Well... 226 00:11:31,165 --> 00:11:32,345 It sure is different. 227 00:11:32,370 --> 00:11:34,531 It looks delicious but don't you think it's kind of stale? 228 00:11:34,556 --> 00:11:36,389 I hasn't been feeling too well. 229 00:11:36,414 --> 00:11:37,744 You call that a fancy plant? 230 00:11:37,790 --> 00:11:40,626 It looks like it never spent an healthy day in its entire life. 231 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:41,766 I don't care. 232 00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:43,079 I like it anyway. 233 00:11:43,220 --> 00:11:45,212 You, you like even skunk cabbage. 234 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,438 Yeah. 235 00:11:46,797 --> 00:11:48,624 What kind of a plant is this, Seymour? 236 00:11:48,790 --> 00:11:50,055 Well, I'm not sure. 237 00:11:50,172 --> 00:11:53,160 I got the seeds from a Japanese gardener over on Central Avenue. 238 00:11:53,414 --> 00:11:56,820 He found them in with an order he got from a plantation next to a cranberry farm. 239 00:11:56,845 --> 00:11:57,805 Fine. 240 00:11:57,882 --> 00:12:00,468 Fine. You don't even know what is this plant you're groing. 241 00:12:00,703 --> 00:12:02,820 - Well, I gave it a name. - What name? 242 00:12:04,249 --> 00:12:07,085 What? You gave it a dirty name you can't even mention it? 243 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:08,422 Well... 244 00:12:08,617 --> 00:12:09,812 I named it Audrey Jr. 245 00:12:10,843 --> 00:12:12,757 You named it after me? 246 00:12:12,782 --> 00:12:13,819 Oh, really? 247 00:12:14,077 --> 00:12:16,780 That's the most exiting thing anyone's ever done to me. 248 00:12:16,842 --> 00:12:18,088 You poor kid. 249 00:12:18,308 --> 00:12:19,566 I don't think it's so much... 250 00:12:19,591 --> 00:12:23,135 ... I should keep on spending ten dollars a week on your salary. 251 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:24,011 But Gravis... 252 00:12:24,036 --> 00:12:25,462 ... he named it after me! 253 00:12:25,487 --> 00:12:27,844 I know and if they keep it they'll name it Mushnick's Folly... 254 00:12:27,869 --> 00:12:30,455 ... because I'll be in jail because of non-payment of taxes. 255 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:31,885 - Are you crazy? - Who? Who? 256 00:12:31,910 --> 00:12:32,910 You. You. 257 00:12:32,946 --> 00:12:35,146 That's probably the only plant of its kind in the world. 258 00:12:35,171 --> 00:12:37,282 Don't you realize if Seymour can nurse that thing back to health... 259 00:12:37,307 --> 00:12:39,212 ... you have people coming here from all over? 260 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:41,376 - You think so, you Fouch? - I know so, you Mushnick? 261 00:12:41,550 --> 00:12:43,050 That's all I'm saying on the subject. 262 00:12:43,339 --> 00:12:45,800 Sod, I got to get home. My wife's making gardenias for dinner. 263 00:12:47,855 --> 00:12:49,394 - Good night, sir. - Good night. 264 00:12:49,550 --> 00:12:50,550 I'll see you tomorrow. 265 00:12:51,417 --> 00:12:52,909 Crazy about kosher flowers. 266 00:12:54,245 --> 00:12:55,620 He's a nice man. 267 00:12:56,222 --> 00:12:58,144 Maybe he knows what he's talking about. 268 00:12:58,526 --> 00:12:59,881 Maybe it's not so stupid. 269 00:13:00,886 --> 00:13:02,073 I'll tell you what I'll do. 270 00:13:02,776 --> 00:13:04,955 I'll keep you and this Dumbell Jr. for a week. 271 00:13:04,980 --> 00:13:07,354 If you can nurse it back to health, you both can stay. 272 00:13:07,379 --> 00:13:09,300 If you can't, you're both fired. 273 00:13:09,325 --> 00:13:11,236 Aw, gee. Thank you, Mr. Mushnick. 274 00:13:14,856 --> 00:13:17,149 Don't feel sad, Seymour. 275 00:13:17,681 --> 00:13:20,525 Don't waste your pity on me Audrey, I'm not worth it. 276 00:13:20,550 --> 00:13:22,283 Who says you're not? 277 00:13:22,946 --> 00:13:24,055 Everybody. 278 00:13:24,080 --> 00:13:25,330 Yeah, I know. 279 00:13:25,986 --> 00:13:28,986 But I think you're a fine figurative of a man, and... 280 00:13:29,533 --> 00:13:34,072 ... and I know that Audrey Jr. will be the sweetest thing in the whole, wide world! 281 00:13:34,306 --> 00:13:35,658 Well, I don't know. 282 00:13:35,993 --> 00:13:40,259 I've given it every kind of fancy fertilizer and atomic plant food and... 283 00:13:40,284 --> 00:13:43,580 ... distilled mineral water that you can buy but I just gets sicker and sicker. 284 00:13:43,964 --> 00:13:45,097 Don't worry. 285 00:13:45,550 --> 00:13:48,003 You're gonna be another Luther Glendale. 286 00:13:48,065 --> 00:13:49,065 Pasadena. 287 00:13:49,237 --> 00:13:50,237 Burbank. 288 00:13:51,346 --> 00:13:52,557 Good night, Seymour. 289 00:13:52,995 --> 00:13:54,369 G'night, Audrey. 290 00:14:03,465 --> 00:14:05,043 What's the matter little plant? 291 00:14:05,925 --> 00:14:08,441 Haven't I done everything I could for you? 292 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:10,433 Where did I goof? 293 00:14:12,277 --> 00:14:16,832 You're the first little plant I ever tried to grow, and if you die, I dunno what I'll do! 294 00:14:16,989 --> 00:14:18,364 Please don't die. 295 00:14:20,528 --> 00:14:22,255 I'll get you some water, ok? 296 00:14:40,277 --> 00:14:41,613 Oh, gee. 297 00:14:41,738 --> 00:14:45,235 You opened up just like you do every night at sunset. 298 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:47,417 I wish I knew how to make you grow. 299 00:14:48,465 --> 00:14:50,871 Here, let me move this out of your way so you can breathe. 300 00:14:50,972 --> 00:14:53,214 Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow! 301 00:14:54,980 --> 00:14:56,689 Hey, what happened? 302 00:14:56,746 --> 00:14:58,150 How come you woke up? 303 00:14:59,644 --> 00:15:00,644 Blood? 304 00:15:00,847 --> 00:15:02,230 You like blood? 305 00:15:05,187 --> 00:15:06,484 You must be kidding. 306 00:15:07,468 --> 00:15:08,468 Well, we'll see. 307 00:15:17,456 --> 00:15:18,871 You know, what I'm doing for you... 308 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,663 Aww, who could have thought it? 309 00:15:31,757 --> 00:15:32,757 Well... 310 00:15:32,782 --> 00:15:35,639 I guess there's just no accounting for people's taste. 311 00:15:47,023 --> 00:15:49,078 - Seymour! - My boy. 312 00:15:49,103 --> 00:15:52,109 You're the most magnanimous person in the whole world! 313 00:15:52,179 --> 00:15:53,914 Look on him, Audrey. Isn't he beautiful? 314 00:15:53,992 --> 00:15:55,250 Isn't he delicious? 315 00:15:55,468 --> 00:15:57,241 Isn't he got a two dollar raise? 316 00:15:57,320 --> 00:15:58,656 What happened to your fingers? 317 00:15:58,681 --> 00:15:59,804 Bee stings. 318 00:15:59,874 --> 00:16:01,983 So how come I'm all of a sudden so wonderful? 319 00:16:02,015 --> 00:16:03,858 Five bees? One for each finger? 320 00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:05,005 Ten bees. 321 00:16:05,030 --> 00:16:06,796 Did you say I was getting a two dollar raise? 322 00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:08,710 Correct, my very excellent Seymour. 323 00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:10,826 - Indeed. - What did I do now? 324 00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,733 Don't you know what you did? 325 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:17,647 Oh, boy! Look at that! 326 00:16:18,279 --> 00:16:19,279 It grew. 327 00:16:19,304 --> 00:16:21,013 It's almost a foot long. 328 00:16:21,139 --> 00:16:22,498 Isn't it empirical? 329 00:16:22,662 --> 00:16:25,201 It grows like a cold sore from the lips. 330 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:29,975 Oh, hello young pretty ladies. What can Gravis Mushnick do for you? 331 00:16:30,014 --> 00:16:32,185 Well, we saw your sign outside. About the Audrey Jr. 332 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:34,159 So we thought we'd come in and take a look. 333 00:16:34,184 --> 00:16:35,184 Well, give a look. 334 00:16:35,209 --> 00:16:38,095 That makes four people today who come in just to look at it. 335 00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:41,677 - Oh, dig Shirley. - Is that just too much? 336 00:16:41,702 --> 00:16:43,178 Oh, what kind of plant is it? 337 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,474 It's an Audrey Jr. 338 00:16:44,499 --> 00:16:46,464 How was it you got in trouble with ten bees?! 339 00:16:46,489 --> 00:16:48,609 Is that all? I mean, doesn't it have a scientific name? 340 00:16:48,634 --> 00:16:49,804 Yes, of course. 341 00:16:49,829 --> 00:16:50,968 But who could denounce it. 342 00:16:50,993 --> 00:16:52,969 You would like maybe to buy something. 343 00:16:52,994 --> 00:16:54,298 Well, we don't have any money... 344 00:16:54,323 --> 00:16:55,993 ... except 2000 dollars. 345 00:16:56,915 --> 00:16:58,595 But that's just to spend on flowers. 346 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,006 So we don't have any of our own. 347 00:17:00,199 --> 00:17:01,199 Isn't that a drag? 348 00:17:01,224 --> 00:17:03,435 You got t-t-t-two thousand dollars... 349 00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:05,489 ... just for to spend on flowers? 350 00:17:05,514 --> 00:17:06,777 - Mhm. - That's right. 351 00:17:06,802 --> 00:17:08,646 Who died? The Chamber of Commerce? 352 00:17:08,671 --> 00:17:10,005 We're all from Cucamonga high school. 353 00:17:10,030 --> 00:17:11,170 We're building a float. 354 00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:13,404 - For the Rose Bowl parade. - Which is made of flowers. 355 00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:15,301 - Thousands of them. - And we're on the comittee. 356 00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,817 - That picks the florist. - And then glues on the flowers. 357 00:17:19,591 --> 00:17:22,895 - Gee, that sure is a mad plant. - Wow, yeah. 358 00:17:23,014 --> 00:17:24,490 Seymour here invented it. 359 00:17:24,553 --> 00:17:27,006 - He didn't! - Oh! 360 00:17:27,115 --> 00:17:29,014 Girls! Girls, girls, girls! 361 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:31,794 Please don't damage the horticulturalist. 362 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:36,645 Tell me, how come you don't buy all these thousands of flowers from Gravis Mushnick? 363 00:17:36,958 --> 00:17:39,509 My flowers got something the others don't. 364 00:17:39,534 --> 00:17:40,942 - What's that? - They're cheap. 365 00:17:40,967 --> 00:17:41,967 Well, cheap. 366 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,235 If your shop is good enough to develop the Audrey Jr... 367 00:17:44,335 --> 00:17:46,570 - I guess it can get everything we need. - Yeah. 368 00:17:46,603 --> 00:17:48,305 We'll talk it over with the rest of the committee. 369 00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:50,133 - Excellent. - We've got to run now. Bye. 370 00:17:50,158 --> 00:17:51,882 - Bye! - Bye! 371 00:17:52,063 --> 00:17:53,258 Bye, girls. 372 00:17:57,433 --> 00:17:58,433 A son. 373 00:17:59,335 --> 00:18:00,335 A son. 374 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,443 Look, Audrey! 375 00:18:01,669 --> 00:18:03,404 I got a son. 376 00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,333 Oh, gee, Mr Mushnick. 377 00:18:05,358 --> 00:18:06,270 What, Mr. Mushnick? 378 00:18:06,295 --> 00:18:08,709 I don't want you should call me Mr. Mushnick anymore. 379 00:18:08,734 --> 00:18:10,686 I want you should call me dad. 380 00:18:10,858 --> 00:18:12,296 Ok, dad. 381 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:14,099 Isn't that beautiful? 382 00:18:14,124 --> 00:18:15,647 Seymour Krelborn... 383 00:18:15,733 --> 00:18:17,435 ... come over here, my son. 384 00:18:17,749 --> 00:18:19,983 I want to talk on you about the future. 385 00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,205 Look on this fly trap. 386 00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,230 Look on it. 387 00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:25,715 Soon we got no more Skid Row. 388 00:18:25,865 --> 00:18:28,068 We will be rich. Us. 389 00:18:28,271 --> 00:18:29,896 I am building for you... 390 00:18:29,970 --> 00:18:33,380 ... a giant greenhouse in which you are making impossible flowers... 391 00:18:33,611 --> 00:18:36,774 ... which in turn I am selling at ridiculous prices... 392 00:18:36,799 --> 00:18:40,338 ... in my giant new flower saloon in Beverly Hills. 393 00:18:41,345 --> 00:18:43,821 Do you see that big sign in the sky? 394 00:18:44,604 --> 00:18:45,760 It is saying... 395 00:18:46,243 --> 00:18:48,470 ... "Gravis Mushnick", in French. 396 00:18:48,618 --> 00:18:49,970 Isn't it exciting? 397 00:18:50,376 --> 00:18:53,415 And we'll have an orchestra right by the cash register, ... 398 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,412 ... and Gravis will wave his arms... 399 00:18:55,437 --> 00:18:58,482 ... and the orchestra will play Mendelssohn's Spring Song. 400 00:18:59,044 --> 00:19:02,473 I'll come out in a gown, wrapped by someone expensive and say: 401 00:19:02,685 --> 00:19:05,255 "The carnations are 600 dollars a dozen,"... 402 00:19:05,280 --> 00:19:06,520 ... "two dozen for a thousand." 403 00:19:06,545 --> 00:19:09,161 - It's a bargain! - Get 'em while they last 404 00:19:09,186 --> 00:19:10,247 Stop shouting. 405 00:19:10,356 --> 00:19:16,750 My uncle Moishen's brother Yankel just passed away in New Jersey. 406 00:19:17,036 --> 00:19:18,036 Tell me... 407 00:19:18,207 --> 00:19:20,121 ... how much are the carnations today? 408 00:19:20,146 --> 00:19:22,364 The carnations are 600 dollars a dozen. 409 00:19:22,389 --> 00:19:24,637 And why are they letting him run around loose? 410 00:19:24,677 --> 00:19:27,168 Please. Please excuse my son, Mrs. Shiva. 411 00:19:27,215 --> 00:19:29,560 Just point anything in the store and it is yours. 412 00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:30,830 You mean anything? 413 00:19:30,855 --> 00:19:31,855 That's right. 414 00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:33,835 - The cash register, maybe, huh? - Ah. 415 00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:34,997 Wait a minute. 416 00:19:35,022 --> 00:19:36,255 Here. 417 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,325 Here are several dozen carnations... 418 00:19:39,590 --> 00:19:43,692 ... on the house courtesey of Gravis Mushnick, the bloom tycoon. 419 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,808 - That's my dad. - Thanks. 420 00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:47,591 Thanks very much. 421 00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:49,868 Only, tell me... 422 00:19:50,252 --> 00:19:51,494 Why are you so happy? 423 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:55,884 Not only did my uncle Moishe's brother Yankel die... 424 00:19:56,377 --> 00:19:58,002 ... in New Jersey... 425 00:19:59,515 --> 00:20:02,296 ... we should also give some flowers to that poor dead plant there. 426 00:20:03,710 --> 00:20:05,218 Good morning, Mr. Mushnick. 427 00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:07,271 Good morning. 428 00:20:07,851 --> 00:20:08,983 Good morning, Mrs. Shiva. 429 00:20:09,046 --> 00:20:11,062 Look what happened to my plant, dad. 430 00:20:11,087 --> 00:20:12,726 Who're you calling dad? Who? Who? 431 00:20:12,751 --> 00:20:13,751 Oh no! 432 00:20:14,147 --> 00:20:16,975 - It was so beautiful just a few seconds ago. - Excellent. 433 00:20:17,021 --> 00:20:20,107 Just a few seconds ago I gave away dozens of carnations. 434 00:20:20,132 --> 00:20:21,482 Free! To Mrs. Shiva. 435 00:20:21,507 --> 00:20:22,514 I didn't mean it. 436 00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,693 You have perhaps an explanation. 437 00:20:25,904 --> 00:20:28,319 No, but if you give me a minute I'll think of one. 438 00:20:28,344 --> 00:20:29,771 I can see it all now. 439 00:20:29,951 --> 00:20:31,631 We're in the poorhouse. 440 00:20:31,677 --> 00:20:35,059 The big sign in the sky it is reading: 441 00:20:35,160 --> 00:20:38,434 "Seymour Krelborn. Rest in Peace." 442 00:20:38,459 --> 00:20:39,661 In Arabic! 443 00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:41,614 Oh, you've got to give him another chance. 444 00:20:41,849 --> 00:20:43,825 You promised me a week, Mr. Mushnick. 445 00:20:43,982 --> 00:20:45,614 I'd sit up all night with that plant. 446 00:20:45,639 --> 00:20:47,496 It'll be healthy in the morning, you'll see. 447 00:20:47,599 --> 00:20:48,654 I promise. 448 00:20:49,051 --> 00:20:50,231 I promise. 449 00:20:59,507 --> 00:21:02,301 Feed meeee. 450 00:21:06,497 --> 00:21:09,520 Feed meeee. 451 00:21:10,717 --> 00:21:12,491 Feed meeee! 452 00:21:16,288 --> 00:21:17,381 Who said that? 453 00:21:17,538 --> 00:21:18,538 You said that. 454 00:21:18,655 --> 00:21:19,881 You said that! 455 00:21:19,990 --> 00:21:22,661 Mhm. Feed me! 456 00:21:24,302 --> 00:21:25,443 You said that. 457 00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:27,529 You can talk. 458 00:21:27,967 --> 00:21:29,685 I got a talking plant. 459 00:21:30,389 --> 00:21:31,616 - Say it again. - Feed me. 460 00:21:32,819 --> 00:21:33,944 Oh boy! 461 00:21:34,538 --> 00:21:36,866 I've never been to college and I ain't been around much... 462 00:21:37,381 --> 00:21:40,557 ... but I would be willing to bet there ain't no such thing as a talking plant! 463 00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:42,756 I'll take your word for it. 464 00:21:43,366 --> 00:21:45,420 Gee, Junior, I'd-I'd like to feed you. 465 00:21:45,795 --> 00:21:47,366 But I've used up all my fingers. 466 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:50,092 Feeeeeeed. 467 00:21:52,709 --> 00:21:54,905 Look at me, I'm all cut to pieces. 468 00:21:55,152 --> 00:21:58,206 But maybe I can find another drop here someplace. 469 00:22:04,597 --> 00:22:06,246 That's the best I can do. 470 00:22:06,528 --> 00:22:09,072 More! More! 471 00:22:09,097 --> 00:22:10,778 But I'm already anaemic. 472 00:22:11,433 --> 00:22:14,230 Feed me more! 473 00:22:14,512 --> 00:22:15,512 See, Junior,... 474 00:22:15,551 --> 00:22:17,645 I'd be happy to give you anything I got... 475 00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:21,300 ... but I gotta keep a little blood for myself or I'll be in worse shape than ma. 476 00:22:21,335 --> 00:22:22,553 Mmm. 477 00:22:23,264 --> 00:22:24,694 I'm sorry, Junior. 478 00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:27,412 I'll go for a walk. Maybe I'll think of something. 479 00:25:10,828 --> 00:25:12,828 Feed me! 480 00:25:13,781 --> 00:25:15,765 Feed me! 481 00:25:15,859 --> 00:25:17,031 Look, chow-hound. 482 00:25:17,859 --> 00:25:19,961 Don't bother me. I got problems of my own. 483 00:25:20,328 --> 00:25:21,539 Feed me! 484 00:25:21,999 --> 00:25:24,953 I am sorry, pal. I am fresh out of blood. Talk to somebody else. 485 00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:26,717 I am hungry! 486 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:28,327 I don't care what you are. 487 00:25:28,851 --> 00:25:30,234 Can't you see I am knocked out? 488 00:25:30,351 --> 00:25:31,624 I just killed a man. 489 00:25:32,202 --> 00:25:33,374 I'm a murderer. 490 00:25:33,928 --> 00:25:35,631 Think it's fun to be a murderer? 491 00:25:35,671 --> 00:25:36,843 You think it's fun to... 492 00:25:36,936 --> 00:25:38,358 ...haul around a sack full of... 493 00:25:38,420 --> 00:25:40,303 ...fooooood. 494 00:25:40,490 --> 00:25:43,646 No, no, Junior! What kind of guy do you think I am? 495 00:25:43,671 --> 00:25:45,662 I'm starved. 496 00:25:49,317 --> 00:25:50,710 Maybe just a snack. 497 00:26:00,185 --> 00:26:01,443 That looks great. 498 00:26:14,495 --> 00:26:15,494 What you call that salad? 499 00:26:15,519 --> 00:26:16,519 Nefarious. 500 00:26:17,570 --> 00:26:19,117 Well, before the next course... 501 00:26:19,601 --> 00:26:21,255 ... I think I'll have a nice cigar. 502 00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:22,280 Alright? 503 00:26:22,812 --> 00:26:24,280 You would like maybe a cigar? 504 00:26:24,395 --> 00:26:25,809 - Ha-ha-ha. - Ha-ha-ha. 505 00:26:25,834 --> 00:26:27,785 Ah, you don't smoke cigars, right. 506 00:26:27,949 --> 00:26:30,207 What am I thinking about? Where are the matches? 507 00:26:31,286 --> 00:26:32,434 Oh, oi! 508 00:26:33,285 --> 00:26:34,332 You know what I found? 509 00:26:35,065 --> 00:26:36,526 I'm looking for the matches... 510 00:26:37,244 --> 00:26:39,329 And I found I left the money in the red suit. 511 00:26:42,556 --> 00:26:44,392 Here's your mock chicken leg. 512 00:26:44,572 --> 00:26:45,721 You don't have any money? 513 00:26:49,579 --> 00:26:51,259 So what else is new? 514 00:26:51,361 --> 00:26:52,869 Alright. Alright! 515 00:26:52,894 --> 00:26:54,025 I made a mistake. 516 00:26:54,150 --> 00:26:55,986 After all, a man is entitled. 517 00:26:56,571 --> 00:26:58,282 Go on. This is your story. 518 00:26:58,524 --> 00:26:59,923 I'll wait for the punch. 519 00:27:00,134 --> 00:27:02,454 Don't get smart with me, girlie. 520 00:27:02,578 --> 00:27:05,460 I'll have you know that in my shop in the cash register... 521 00:27:05,485 --> 00:27:08,079 ... I'm having the total day's receipts... 522 00:27:08,250 --> 00:27:10,868 ... which is summing up to more than nine dollars. 523 00:27:11,008 --> 00:27:12,687 You'll bring the rest of the food... 524 00:27:12,712 --> 00:27:15,031 ... and I'll go the the shop and get the money! 525 00:27:15,585 --> 00:27:18,507 You are playing my favorite song. 526 00:27:19,069 --> 00:27:20,499 Now, look here, buster. 527 00:27:20,733 --> 00:27:23,514 One of you is gonna go down right now and get the loot... 528 00:27:23,539 --> 00:27:27,226 ... while the other one stays here until the first one gets back. 529 00:27:27,531 --> 00:27:29,367 If you get what I mean? 530 00:27:29,392 --> 00:27:30,421 Oh, fine. 531 00:27:30,446 --> 00:27:34,335 In this fancy schmancy restaurant you are holding hostages, right? 532 00:27:34,360 --> 00:27:35,360 Right. 533 00:27:36,695 --> 00:27:37,695 Excellent. 534 00:27:38,772 --> 00:27:40,299 You eat up, Audrey. 535 00:27:40,749 --> 00:27:43,288 I'll be back in a flash with the cash. 536 00:27:43,313 --> 00:27:44,313 Bye, Gravis. 537 00:28:01,689 --> 00:28:04,486 ♪ 'tis the season to be jolly 538 00:28:04,869 --> 00:28:07,994 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la-la. 539 00:28:08,763 --> 00:28:12,504 ♪ 'tis the season to be jolly 540 00:28:12,919 --> 00:28:14,529 ♪ Fa-la-la-la 541 00:28:14,990 --> 00:28:17,521 ♪ La-la-la 542 00:28:18,068 --> 00:28:20,295 ♪ 'tis the season 543 00:28:21,310 --> 00:28:23,091 ♪ To be jolly 544 00:28:23,247 --> 00:28:25,868 ♪ Fa-la-la-la 545 00:28:25,935 --> 00:28:27,974 ♪ La-la-la 546 00:28:31,942 --> 00:28:33,294 You're flush now, right? 547 00:28:34,224 --> 00:28:37,279 Bring me whiskey, rum, wine, gin, bourbon. 548 00:28:37,458 --> 00:28:41,747 - Why? - Scotch, rye, tequila, sake, manishevitz 549 00:28:41,772 --> 00:28:43,061 Did you bring the money? 550 00:28:43,086 --> 00:28:46,320 Don't mock me with the money. I got to get drunk now. 551 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,656 What's with him? 552 00:28:47,681 --> 00:28:48,681 - I don't know. - Look. 553 00:28:48,914 --> 00:28:50,914 Here, take it. Bring me anything. 554 00:28:50,953 --> 00:28:53,326 Bring everything. Creme de menthe. Everything you've got! 555 00:28:53,351 --> 00:28:54,382 Ok! 556 00:28:55,742 --> 00:28:56,742 Gravis? 557 00:28:56,930 --> 00:28:58,563 - What happened? - Don't ask. 558 00:28:58,774 --> 00:29:00,172 You look like you've seen a ghost. 559 00:29:00,227 --> 00:29:02,461 Ghosts I could handle. Don't ask. 560 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:04,224 Why don't you tell me? Maybe I could help you. 561 00:29:04,249 --> 00:29:05,710 Help, you couldn't. 562 00:29:06,296 --> 00:29:08,647 Try and eat something. It'll calm your agrimation. 563 00:29:11,702 --> 00:29:13,070 In mine own shop... 564 00:29:13,851 --> 00:29:15,367 Audrey, you wouldn't believe it. 565 00:29:15,889 --> 00:29:17,318 I wish you'd break out and tell me. 566 00:29:17,343 --> 00:29:18,467 Alright, I'll tell you. 567 00:29:18,492 --> 00:29:21,334 Tomorrow. Right after I am telling the police. 568 00:29:24,271 --> 00:29:26,176 But Mushnick didn't come to the police. 569 00:29:26,975 --> 00:29:27,975 If he had... 570 00:29:28,154 --> 00:29:30,471 ... that might have been the finish of the unhappy story. 571 00:29:30,975 --> 00:29:31,975 It was not. 572 00:29:49,418 --> 00:29:50,418 Hi, Gravis. 573 00:29:50,838 --> 00:29:54,316 85 dollars worth of business already, and we've barely opened! 574 00:29:57,254 --> 00:29:58,254 What'd I tell you? 575 00:29:58,279 --> 00:30:01,230 You wouldn't be interested in selling a half-interest to this place, huh? 576 00:30:01,652 --> 00:30:03,574 - Mr. Mushnick. - We talked to the comittee. 577 00:30:03,628 --> 00:30:06,056 - And they said we could use your flowers. - On the float. 578 00:30:06,081 --> 00:30:08,674 - And guess what? - We're going to feature Audrey Jr. 579 00:30:08,699 --> 00:30:11,174 - Right on top. - Can't you just picture it? 580 00:30:11,199 --> 00:30:13,846 - I can picture it. - Oh, won't the people just eat it up? 581 00:30:13,871 --> 00:30:15,152 Eat up the people. 582 00:30:15,245 --> 00:30:17,113 And we're gonna have the big part of it open. 583 00:30:17,245 --> 00:30:18,574 - Of course she can fit in it. - Who? 584 00:30:18,599 --> 00:30:20,832 - The queen. - With her crown and scepter. 585 00:30:21,099 --> 00:30:22,434 She'll be so cute! 586 00:30:22,459 --> 00:30:25,052 - Oh, you could just eat her up. - Eat up the girl. 587 00:30:25,099 --> 00:30:26,568 Oh, there's Seymour! 588 00:30:26,638 --> 00:30:28,388 Oh, Seymour! 589 00:30:28,413 --> 00:30:29,874 Ow, ow, ow, ow! I got a toothache. 590 00:30:29,899 --> 00:30:31,750 Ow, I got a toothache. Really, I... 591 00:30:32,492 --> 00:30:33,492 You... 592 00:30:33,531 --> 00:30:35,851 - Come with me. - I got a toothache! It hurts! 593 00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:37,476 Ow, let go of my jaw. 594 00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:40,187 Ow, my jaw. Ow, ow. 595 00:30:40,398 --> 00:30:41,664 Owwww. 596 00:30:41,758 --> 00:30:42,875 Now, Seymour. 597 00:30:43,068 --> 00:30:44,068 Talk on me! 598 00:30:44,093 --> 00:30:46,046 I got a toothache. What do you wanna talk about? 599 00:30:46,071 --> 00:30:48,968 That plant. Is that a nice subject for to talk? 600 00:30:49,226 --> 00:30:50,617 The plant is great, it's... 601 00:30:50,642 --> 00:30:52,163 ... it's it's four times bigger than it was yesterday. 602 00:30:52,188 --> 00:30:55,257 I saw, I saw. How come the plant is now so big? 603 00:30:55,687 --> 00:30:56,859 I don't know. 604 00:30:57,639 --> 00:30:59,420 But look at them people out there. 605 00:30:59,553 --> 00:31:02,631 We only been open a half hour we already done 70 dollars worth of business. 606 00:31:02,756 --> 00:31:04,592 85. Now look, Seymour. 607 00:31:05,552 --> 00:31:08,175 You gave this plant a fancy name: Audrey Jr. 608 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:11,054 But I want to know right now what do just people call it? 609 00:31:11,371 --> 00:31:12,371 Well... 610 00:31:12,396 --> 00:31:14,677 well it's a cross between a butterworth and a venus flytrap. 611 00:31:14,702 --> 00:31:16,293 Venus flytrap! 612 00:31:16,318 --> 00:31:18,810 And what are the habbits of this Venus flytrap? 613 00:31:19,037 --> 00:31:20,825 Well, the book says it eats insects. 614 00:31:20,850 --> 00:31:22,896 It eats them three times in it's life... 615 00:31:22,952 --> 00:31:24,842 - ... and then it's full grown. - Excellent! 616 00:31:24,994 --> 00:31:27,490 And how many times is this one eat? 617 00:31:27,615 --> 00:31:28,615 Well... 618 00:31:29,077 --> 00:31:30,209 Once or twice. 619 00:31:30,528 --> 00:31:31,965 You don't remember? 620 00:31:32,402 --> 00:31:35,082 Well, this is kind of an unusual type flytrap. 621 00:31:35,207 --> 00:31:37,309 That is a possibility. 622 00:31:38,050 --> 00:31:40,760 It may never eat again. I don't see how it could get any bigger. 623 00:31:41,355 --> 00:31:44,324 Then you think it don't need any more flies? 624 00:31:45,105 --> 00:31:46,105 Yeah. 625 00:31:48,620 --> 00:31:50,714 Ow, my tooth is just killing me. 626 00:31:51,565 --> 00:31:52,565 Alright. Excellent. 627 00:31:53,296 --> 00:31:55,007 You run along to the dentist. 628 00:31:55,397 --> 00:31:56,829 I'll take care of things here. 629 00:31:57,381 --> 00:31:58,381 Thanks, boss. 630 00:31:59,077 --> 00:32:02,085 Gravis! We got to order more flowers. 631 00:32:02,256 --> 00:32:03,545 Tons of them. 632 00:32:09,610 --> 00:32:11,251 I'm making lots of money. 633 00:32:22,733 --> 00:32:24,936 Argh! Argh! Argh! 634 00:32:25,647 --> 00:32:27,030 Please don't hurt! 635 00:32:27,155 --> 00:32:28,491 Please don't hurt me! 636 00:32:28,804 --> 00:32:30,475 Argh! Argh! 637 00:32:34,444 --> 00:32:36,967 That'll teach you to keep your bill up to date, you deadbeat! 638 00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:39,296 Argh! Argh! Argh! 639 00:32:44,386 --> 00:32:45,706 Well, then run, you snivelling dog! 640 00:32:46,104 --> 00:32:48,386 I'm glad, I hurt you. I'm glad. I'm glad. 641 00:32:48,932 --> 00:32:49,932 Seymour. 642 00:32:50,065 --> 00:32:51,862 Seymore. Got a bad tooth, huh? 643 00:32:51,887 --> 00:32:53,385 No, I thought this was the men's room! 644 00:32:53,417 --> 00:32:56,644 Seymour, come back here, you bad dog. You get in there. 645 00:32:58,230 --> 00:33:01,823 So, you are the young man who ruined my gladiolas, huh? 646 00:33:01,848 --> 00:33:02,848 Sit down. 647 00:33:02,873 --> 00:33:04,230 Come on. 648 00:33:09,475 --> 00:33:10,475 Guess what? 649 00:33:10,492 --> 00:33:12,209 - My tooth stopped hurting. - My tooth stopped hurting. 650 00:33:12,234 --> 00:33:13,280 Yes, I know. 651 00:33:13,413 --> 00:33:14,413 Let's see. 652 00:33:14,929 --> 00:33:16,272 Shut up and open up. 653 00:33:16,569 --> 00:33:17,569 Uh-huh. 654 00:33:18,809 --> 00:33:19,809 Ah. 655 00:33:22,178 --> 00:33:23,709 - Argh! - Does that hurt? 656 00:33:23,803 --> 00:33:26,178 - Yeah! - Good. You haven't felt anything yet. 657 00:33:26,388 --> 00:33:28,778 - Ah-ha. - It's this one over here. 658 00:33:28,943 --> 00:33:31,216 Seymour. Who is the dentist here, you or me? 659 00:33:31,482 --> 00:33:32,849 I'll find that tooth. 660 00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:33,920 M-hm. 661 00:33:33,997 --> 00:33:34,997 Ah-ha. 662 00:33:35,785 --> 00:33:38,660 Look at that stalagmite. 663 00:33:38,707 --> 00:33:41,410 But don't worry. It's going to be an easy one, Seymour. 664 00:33:41,435 --> 00:33:42,857 I won't even use Novocaine. 665 00:33:43,061 --> 00:33:45,232 Ow, you poked the mirror in my mouth. 666 00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:47,240 Well, don't tell me about it, stupid. Just swallow it. 667 00:33:48,591 --> 00:33:50,929 Alright. Here's the thing now, Seymour. 668 00:33:51,450 --> 00:33:53,958 I think I'll have this one and this one... 669 00:33:54,169 --> 00:33:56,169 ... and that one and I have to have this one, Seymour! 670 00:33:56,194 --> 00:33:57,443 It's only one tooth. 671 00:33:57,468 --> 00:33:58,553 Seymour, who is the dentist here, ... 672 00:33:58,578 --> 00:34:01,132 .. you or me? Are you practising dentistry without a license? 673 00:34:02,171 --> 00:34:03,828 - Alright - Uh-hu. 674 00:34:03,976 --> 00:34:05,117 Let's see. 675 00:34:06,406 --> 00:34:08,570 Oh shit! Seymour. 676 00:34:08,859 --> 00:34:12,062 - ♪ Seymour, don't be... - Argh! 677 00:34:12,218 --> 00:34:13,961 Argh! 678 00:34:14,437 --> 00:34:15,437 Look at that. 679 00:34:15,569 --> 00:34:17,468 Will you look at that, Seymour? 680 00:34:17,493 --> 00:34:19,211 I didn't know you were an elk. 681 00:34:19,353 --> 00:34:20,353 Good. 682 00:34:20,853 --> 00:34:21,853 You know... 683 00:34:22,048 --> 00:34:24,055 ... I can't afford an assistant,... 684 00:34:24,219 --> 00:34:27,172 ... so I get this ready instant mix. 685 00:34:27,563 --> 00:34:29,462 It doesn't last very long but it tastes good. 686 00:34:29,759 --> 00:34:30,759 Mmm. 687 00:34:31,641 --> 00:34:32,976 Alright, Seymour. 688 00:34:33,110 --> 00:34:34,399 Stay away from me! 689 00:34:34,437 --> 00:34:36,578 See? You're trying to kill me. 690 00:34:36,618 --> 00:34:38,618 A duel! Ah-ha! 691 00:34:51,905 --> 00:34:53,639 Is this doctor's office? 692 00:34:53,671 --> 00:34:54,975 Just a minute! 693 00:34:56,850 --> 00:34:58,514 Aww, yes. 694 00:35:00,350 --> 00:35:01,569 I see it is. 695 00:35:05,219 --> 00:35:07,336 I... you-you can come in now. 696 00:35:15,227 --> 00:35:17,236 My name is Wilbur Force. 697 00:35:17,384 --> 00:35:18,829 Wilburforce what? 698 00:35:19,181 --> 00:35:20,181 Just... 699 00:35:20,742 --> 00:35:21,812 Wilbur Force. 700 00:35:21,836 --> 00:35:25,110 My first name is Wilbur, my last name is Force. 701 00:35:26,008 --> 00:35:27,539 I don't have a middle name. 702 00:35:27,641 --> 00:35:29,453 Well, you have an appointment, maybe? 703 00:35:29,842 --> 00:35:32,889 I don't have a middle name well you have an appointment may be no but you were 704 00:35:33,202 --> 00:35:34,475 ... one of your patients. 705 00:35:34,508 --> 00:35:36,288 A Mrs. S. Shiva. 706 00:35:36,313 --> 00:35:39,093 I do a lot of undertaking for her relatives. 707 00:35:40,179 --> 00:35:42,258 Well, as you could see, I have a customer now... 708 00:35:42,757 --> 00:35:46,444 ... and I'm all booked up for the rest of the day, so you have to come back tomorrow. 709 00:35:46,686 --> 00:35:48,303 Oh, I couldn't do that. 710 00:35:48,343 --> 00:35:50,327 I have three or four abscesses... 711 00:35:50,352 --> 00:35:51,739 ... a touch of pyorrhea... 712 00:35:51,764 --> 00:35:53,389 ... nine or ten cavities... 713 00:35:53,414 --> 00:35:56,365 I lost my pivot tooth and I'm in terrible pain. 714 00:35:57,409 --> 00:35:59,174 Well, I-I can't help you today. 715 00:35:59,511 --> 00:36:01,292 Oh, that's alright. 716 00:36:01,323 --> 00:36:03,339 I'll go just wait outside. 717 00:36:13,493 --> 00:36:17,055 The patient came to me with a large hole in his abdomen... 718 00:36:17,914 --> 00:36:21,046 ... caused by a fire poker used on him by his wife. 719 00:36:22,273 --> 00:36:25,187 He almost bled to death and gangrene had set in. 720 00:36:25,890 --> 00:36:27,921 I didn't give me much of a chance. 721 00:36:28,304 --> 00:36:29,960 There were other complications. 722 00:36:30,343 --> 00:36:34,929 The man had cancer, tuberculosis, leprosy ... 723 00:36:35,085 --> 00:36:36,898 ... and a touch of the grippe. 724 00:36:37,999 --> 00:36:39,788 I decided to operate. 725 00:36:39,874 --> 00:36:42,023 My... my patient just left. 726 00:36:42,078 --> 00:36:43,499 You cou... you could come in now. 727 00:36:44,006 --> 00:36:45,077 Oh goodie. 728 00:36:47,694 --> 00:36:50,343 - I didn't see the other man leave. - Well... 729 00:36:50,452 --> 00:36:52,045 ... he went out the back door 730 00:36:55,896 --> 00:36:58,677 You know, most people don't like to go to the dentist... 731 00:36:58,709 --> 00:37:01,878 ... but I rather enjoy it myself, don't you? 732 00:37:01,911 --> 00:37:03,090 I mean there is such... 733 00:37:03,115 --> 00:37:05,324 ... there is a real feeling of growth, of ... 734 00:37:05,699 --> 00:37:06,699 ... of... 735 00:37:07,379 --> 00:37:09,020 ... progress when that... 736 00:37:09,067 --> 00:37:10,895 ... that old drill goes in... 737 00:37:11,068 --> 00:37:15,059 ... and I'd almost rather go to the dentist than anywhere, wouldn't you? 738 00:37:15,084 --> 00:37:16,084 Yeah. 739 00:37:17,029 --> 00:37:18,529 Now, no Novocaine. 740 00:37:18,554 --> 00:37:19,959 It dulls the senses. 741 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:23,710 This is gonna hurt you more than it is me. 742 00:37:23,735 --> 00:37:25,749 Oh, goodie goodie, here it comes. 743 00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:28,382 Argh! 744 00:37:29,233 --> 00:37:30,428 Argh! 745 00:37:32,194 --> 00:37:33,139 Argh! 746 00:37:33,725 --> 00:37:36,561 Oh my god, don't stop now! 747 00:37:36,967 --> 00:37:38,279 Well, I made a lot of holes... 748 00:37:38,304 --> 00:37:40,639 ... and now I've gotta fill it with this silver stuff. 749 00:37:40,709 --> 00:37:42,670 Well, aren't you gonna pull any? 750 00:37:43,045 --> 00:37:45,826 - Well, uh... - Oh, come on. 751 00:37:47,045 --> 00:37:48,818 Well, it's your mouth. 752 00:37:57,198 --> 00:37:58,261 Argh! 753 00:37:59,448 --> 00:38:00,573 Argh! 754 00:38:02,089 --> 00:38:03,042 Argh! 755 00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:07,698 Well, Dr. Farb... 756 00:38:07,885 --> 00:38:09,839 ... it's been quite an afternoon. 757 00:38:10,028 --> 00:38:13,494 I can truly say I've never enjoyed myself so much. 758 00:38:13,573 --> 00:38:16,279 I'll recommend you to all my friends. 759 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:17,397 Thank you. Bye. 760 00:38:17,422 --> 00:38:18,819 Bye, now. 761 00:38:27,519 --> 00:38:29,555 Feed me! 762 00:38:29,605 --> 00:38:30,909 Oh, take it easy, Dracula. 763 00:38:30,934 --> 00:38:33,214 What do you think I'm carrying here? My dirty laundry? 764 00:38:38,325 --> 00:38:39,434 Feed! 765 00:38:39,566 --> 00:38:41,560 I'm coming! I'm coming already. 766 00:38:46,869 --> 00:38:48,290 This should be enough for anybody. 767 00:38:48,315 --> 00:38:49,315 Mhm. 768 00:38:49,340 --> 00:38:51,057 Fooood. 769 00:38:56,162 --> 00:38:58,068 Well, goodbye Dr. Farb. 770 00:38:58,638 --> 00:39:01,224 You may have been a crummy dentist but you were a nice fellow. 771 00:39:01,855 --> 00:39:04,120 I never meant to kill anybody in my whole life. 772 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,570 Now I killed two in the last two days. 773 00:39:07,620 --> 00:39:10,448 Well, he asked for it coming at me with that knife and all. 774 00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:13,425 Bon voyage, Dr Farb. 775 00:39:14,190 --> 00:39:15,237 Want anything else? 776 00:39:15,511 --> 00:39:17,244 [BURP] 777 00:39:17,541 --> 00:39:18,541 [BURP] 778 00:39:19,291 --> 00:39:20,596 See you in the morning. 779 00:39:40,419 --> 00:39:41,419 Come in. 780 00:39:42,857 --> 00:39:43,857 It's me, Joe. 781 00:39:44,342 --> 00:39:45,342 Good morning, Frank. 782 00:39:46,287 --> 00:39:47,369 How's the wife, Frank? 783 00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:49,193 - Not bad, Joe. - Glad to hear it. 784 00:39:49,443 --> 00:39:51,014 - The kids? - Lost one yesterday. 785 00:39:51,210 --> 00:39:52,842 Awful, eh? How did that happen? 786 00:39:53,015 --> 00:39:54,335 Playing with matches. 787 00:39:54,360 --> 00:39:55,538 Well, those are the breaks. 788 00:39:55,749 --> 00:39:56,749 Yeah, I guess so. 789 00:39:57,079 --> 00:39:58,165 Got a strange one here. 790 00:39:58,352 --> 00:40:00,938 Railroad people say the last one of their best detectives the other night. 791 00:40:00,963 --> 00:40:01,883 Where? 792 00:40:01,908 --> 00:40:02,907 Down by the yards. 793 00:40:03,039 --> 00:40:04,562 He was watching refrigerator cars. 794 00:40:04,905 --> 00:40:06,109 Refrigerator cars? 795 00:40:06,648 --> 00:40:08,874 - Ice thieves. - Oh yeah? What happened? 796 00:40:08,899 --> 00:40:09,899 Don't know. 797 00:40:09,898 --> 00:40:11,796 - Vanished, right on the tracks. - Clues? 798 00:40:12,608 --> 00:40:13,608 None. 799 00:40:13,633 --> 00:40:14,633 Anything else? 800 00:40:14,781 --> 00:40:16,211 Dentist. Farb. 801 00:40:16,351 --> 00:40:17,796 - Dead? - Missing. 802 00:40:18,023 --> 00:40:19,132 Clues? 803 00:40:19,234 --> 00:40:20,632 - Blood in the office. - Where? 804 00:40:20,679 --> 00:40:22,444 - Skid Row. - Ideas? 805 00:40:23,171 --> 00:40:24,296 - None. - Check it out? 806 00:40:25,288 --> 00:40:26,288 Yeah. 807 00:40:34,421 --> 00:40:35,882 Now we were on the case, 808 00:40:36,273 --> 00:40:37,851 ... officer Frank Stoolie and me. 809 00:40:38,609 --> 00:40:39,726 My name is Fink. 810 00:40:40,617 --> 00:40:41,726 Sergeant Joe Fink. 811 00:40:42,773 --> 00:40:43,773 I'm a fink. 812 00:41:03,035 --> 00:41:04,339 Morning, Mr Mushnick. 813 00:41:05,207 --> 00:41:07,152 Oh, boy, look at that! 814 00:41:07,426 --> 00:41:08,730 Hi, everybody. 815 00:41:09,777 --> 00:41:11,566 Oh, my god! 816 00:41:11,652 --> 00:41:13,511 - Ain't it something? - It's... 817 00:41:14,050 --> 00:41:15,824 It's monstrositous! 818 00:41:16,034 --> 00:41:17,034 Yeah. 819 00:41:17,542 --> 00:41:19,886 And to think that you did it. 820 00:41:21,589 --> 00:41:23,565 Gee, Audrey. You don't have to kiss me. 821 00:41:24,081 --> 00:41:25,699 Don't you like me to kiss you? 822 00:41:26,284 --> 00:41:28,596 Yeah, but... you don't like to kiss me. 823 00:41:29,050 --> 00:41:30,128 Why shouldn't I? 824 00:41:30,518 --> 00:41:32,167 Nobody else ever did. 825 00:41:32,526 --> 00:41:33,831 Well, I do like to. 826 00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:36,274 You do? You really do? You like to kiss me? 827 00:41:36,299 --> 00:41:37,206 Sure, I do. 828 00:41:37,231 --> 00:41:38,847 Would... would you like to kiss me again? 829 00:41:39,190 --> 00:41:40,190 Ok. 830 00:41:40,215 --> 00:41:41,627 That plant... 831 00:41:44,569 --> 00:41:47,374 Oh, boy! You kiss good, Audrey. 832 00:41:47,428 --> 00:41:49,795 Oh, I guess I just have a good kisser. 833 00:41:49,820 --> 00:41:51,662 H-h-h-how d-d-did... 834 00:41:51,687 --> 00:41:53,912 Would you like to go out on a date with me some night? 835 00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,186 - When...? - Oh, sure I would, Seymour. 836 00:41:56,211 --> 00:41:57,906 - Any time. - Tonight? 837 00:41:58,224 --> 00:41:59,255 Ok. 838 00:41:59,639 --> 00:42:02,076 - Oh, boy! - A-a-a-about that plant... 839 00:42:03,037 --> 00:42:04,475 - We got the list. - Of flowers. 840 00:42:04,500 --> 00:42:06,514 - For the float. - For the rose parade. 841 00:42:06,561 --> 00:42:08,514 I can't talk to you now, girls. 842 00:42:08,764 --> 00:42:09,879 Talk on Audrey. 843 00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,662 - We got the list. - With the float. 844 00:42:11,687 --> 00:42:13,452 - It's ok. Let's take a look at it. - Ok. 845 00:42:13,569 --> 00:42:14,593 Hi, what's cookin'? 846 00:42:14,679 --> 00:42:15,679 Look at my plant. 847 00:42:15,983 --> 00:42:18,240 - My, what a large one. - Yeah. 848 00:42:23,817 --> 00:42:25,864 Hello, Mrs. Shiva. What's new? 849 00:42:26,059 --> 00:42:28,075 Oy, I got terrible news. 850 00:42:28,739 --> 00:42:31,379 My nephew Frankie just lost his little boy. 851 00:42:31,481 --> 00:42:32,887 Oh, that's too bad. 852 00:42:32,912 --> 00:42:33,927 How did it happen? 853 00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:35,606 He was playing with matches. 854 00:42:35,757 --> 00:42:37,553 Would you like to buy, maybe, some flowers? 855 00:42:37,811 --> 00:42:39,967 Nah... about 50 cents worth. 856 00:42:40,085 --> 00:42:42,100 So I'll get the for you. Look at my plant! 857 00:42:42,202 --> 00:42:43,608 I'm looking. 858 00:42:49,584 --> 00:42:52,568 - Your name Gravis Mushnick? - M-M-Mushnick, Gravis. That's my name. 859 00:42:52,732 --> 00:42:53,865 Just want to ask you a few questions. 860 00:42:53,890 --> 00:42:56,059 - Questions ask me why? - Just want to ask a few questions. 861 00:42:56,084 --> 00:42:57,326 I-I didn't do it. 862 00:42:57,380 --> 00:42:58,686 - Do what? - Whatever. 863 00:42:58,779 --> 00:42:59,621 Ever see this man? 864 00:42:59,646 --> 00:43:01,021 Man... see... picture... 865 00:43:01,209 --> 00:43:02,208 Why are you so nervous? 866 00:43:02,233 --> 00:43:03,233 You got a guilty conscience? 867 00:43:03,278 --> 00:43:04,575 No! Why should I? 868 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:05,379 Ever see this man? 869 00:43:05,404 --> 00:43:07,223 Man... see... this-this picture... 870 00:43:07,248 --> 00:43:08,497 Dr. Farb. 871 00:43:09,363 --> 00:43:10,933 - So you know him? - He's my dentist. 872 00:43:10,995 --> 00:43:13,105 He... eh... maybe did something? 873 00:43:13,262 --> 00:43:14,824 - He disappeared. - Blood in his office. 874 00:43:14,849 --> 00:43:15,746 Another man, too. 875 00:43:15,771 --> 00:43:17,511 Blood on the railroad tracks. 876 00:43:18,333 --> 00:43:20,989 - Dr. Farb is murdered? - Is he? 877 00:43:21,091 --> 00:43:23,130 Who knows? Not me! 878 00:43:24,075 --> 00:43:25,075 What do you think? 879 00:43:25,786 --> 00:43:26,904 He doesn't know anything. 880 00:43:27,318 --> 00:43:28,318 Ok, Mushnick. 881 00:43:28,505 --> 00:43:30,068 If you hear anything about these men... 882 00:43:30,093 --> 00:43:31,012 ...call our office. 883 00:43:31,067 --> 00:43:32,683 Sure, I'll be glad to... 884 00:43:32,731 --> 00:43:34,637 ...cooperate with the police. 885 00:43:34,895 --> 00:43:35,895 Hello, aunt Siddie. 886 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:38,949 Oh, isn't it terrible what happened to your boy, Frankie? 887 00:43:38,974 --> 00:43:40,489 Those are the breaks. 888 00:43:44,966 --> 00:43:46,005 Alright, Seymour. 889 00:43:46,030 --> 00:43:49,645 Now you tell me if this plant is finished all grown up. 890 00:43:50,138 --> 00:43:52,529 - It's finished all growning up. - You wouldn't kid your father? 891 00:43:52,591 --> 00:43:54,364 - My father came home? - Me, idiot! 892 00:43:54,389 --> 00:43:55,864 It's a finger of speech. 893 00:43:55,989 --> 00:43:56,989 Now look... 894 00:43:57,014 --> 00:43:59,250 I can't stand anymore that plant. 895 00:43:59,275 --> 00:44:01,715 It's growing me out of house and home. 896 00:44:02,075 --> 00:44:04,020 It ain't gonna grow anymore. I promise. 897 00:44:04,059 --> 00:44:05,637 How can you be so sure? 898 00:44:06,028 --> 00:44:07,629 It ate three times already. 899 00:44:07,925 --> 00:44:09,206 Who... I mean... 900 00:44:09,386 --> 00:44:11,425 ...what did it eat this time? 901 00:44:11,589 --> 00:44:13,995 Well, abou... about a million Japanese beetles. 902 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:15,948 So don't eat no more? 903 00:44:17,159 --> 00:44:18,159 It's full. 904 00:44:18,253 --> 00:44:19,253 Gravis? 905 00:44:20,830 --> 00:44:23,353 There's a lady from some kind of a committance outside. 906 00:44:23,440 --> 00:44:24,908 I think it's important. 907 00:44:26,134 --> 00:44:27,134 Excellent. 908 00:44:27,205 --> 00:44:28,213 By the by... 909 00:44:28,791 --> 00:44:31,384 ...I understand you want to take Audrey out on a date tonight. 910 00:44:31,807 --> 00:44:33,072 That's very good with me. 911 00:44:33,384 --> 00:44:36,556 Because I am staying to keep an eye on that meshugana plant. 912 00:44:41,158 --> 00:44:43,002 So, where are we gonna go tonight, Seymour. 913 00:44:43,494 --> 00:44:45,781 I-I-I just remembered: I don't have any money. 914 00:44:46,463 --> 00:44:47,619 Well, that's ok. 915 00:44:48,009 --> 00:44:50,728 We could take a walk along the ocean or something. 916 00:44:51,681 --> 00:44:53,978 I got a great idea. We could eat dinner at my house. 917 00:44:54,063 --> 00:44:56,493 - My mom's a great cook. - Oh, that's swell! 918 00:44:56,532 --> 00:44:58,423 Oh, boy, I'll call later and tell her. 919 00:44:58,517 --> 00:44:59,306 Ok. 920 00:45:03,359 --> 00:45:06,195 Oh, that's remarkable. 921 00:45:06,702 --> 00:45:07,702 You like? 922 00:45:08,829 --> 00:45:11,690 I neither like nor dislike anything, my goodness. 923 00:45:13,676 --> 00:45:16,028 I happen to represent the society of... 924 00:45:16,314 --> 00:45:19,340 ... Silent Flower Observers of Southern California. 925 00:45:19,403 --> 00:45:20,793 How about that? 926 00:45:21,145 --> 00:45:22,145 Tell me... 927 00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:25,480 ... who created this magnificent bloom? 928 00:45:26,858 --> 00:45:28,233 I did. Me. 929 00:45:28,258 --> 00:45:29,083 Oh. 930 00:45:29,108 --> 00:45:31,303 A-a-and what might your name be? 931 00:45:31,421 --> 00:45:33,272 Seymour Krelborn, with a K. 932 00:45:33,685 --> 00:45:35,490 - Krelboind? - Krelborn. 933 00:45:36,013 --> 00:45:37,646 Raised in the coffee can. 934 00:45:38,450 --> 00:45:39,450 This... 935 00:45:39,685 --> 00:45:40,566 Well... 936 00:45:40,591 --> 00:45:42,349 Tell me, Mr. Krelboind... 937 00:45:42,700 --> 00:45:45,911 Is this a freak or can more be raised from the seeds? 938 00:45:45,998 --> 00:45:47,153 We should live so long. 939 00:45:47,192 --> 00:45:49,612 Well, I don't think there gonna be will be any more, Miss, uh,... 940 00:45:49,637 --> 00:45:50,637 Feuchtwanger. 941 00:45:50,661 --> 00:45:52,427 Mrs Hortense Feuchtwanger. 942 00:45:52,551 --> 00:45:55,746 I think this is gonna be the only one, Mrs. Fishswinger. 943 00:45:56,316 --> 00:45:57,316 Feuchtwanger. 944 00:45:57,965 --> 00:45:58,981 Feuchtwanger? 945 00:45:59,092 --> 00:46:00,855 Well, it's probably indigestible anyway. 946 00:46:04,014 --> 00:46:05,014 At any rate... 947 00:46:05,686 --> 00:46:08,881 ... I have the honour to tell you, Seymour Krelboind,... 948 00:46:09,381 --> 00:46:12,881 ... that you have been selected to receive the annual trophy... 949 00:46:12,906 --> 00:46:16,638 of the Society of Silent Flower Observers of Southern California. 950 00:46:16,686 --> 00:46:18,084 A trophy? Me? 951 00:46:18,131 --> 00:46:20,217 Such is justice... 952 00:46:20,443 --> 00:46:24,175 But tell me: When do you suppose those large buds will open? 953 00:46:24,528 --> 00:46:27,520 Well according to what the book says about the plants that I crossed... 954 00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:30,219 ... they should open the day after tomorrow at sunset. 955 00:46:30,346 --> 00:46:31,567 Ah, very well. 956 00:46:31,598 --> 00:46:33,903 Then I shall return at that time to present the trophy 957 00:46:34,115 --> 00:46:35,115 Good day. 958 00:46:41,895 --> 00:46:43,051 Remarkable. 959 00:46:47,613 --> 00:46:49,668 Oh boy! I'm gonna get a trophy! 960 00:46:49,699 --> 00:46:51,698 Oh, Seymour. I'm so proud of you. 961 00:46:51,723 --> 00:46:54,526 Oh, a real trophy for Audrey Jr.! 962 00:46:54,551 --> 00:46:56,764 - We'll put it on the float. - In the rose parade. 963 00:46:56,801 --> 00:46:58,028 Oh, boy! 964 00:47:01,800 --> 00:47:03,847 Don't look at me. I-I'm a terrible sight. 965 00:47:04,019 --> 00:47:05,777 I-I'm a complete sea hag. 966 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,886 - She always says that. - O, well, it's true. 967 00:47:07,957 --> 00:47:10,050 I haven't been feelin' very well lately. 968 00:47:10,245 --> 00:47:12,683 Audrey, this is my ma, Winifred Krelborn. 969 00:47:12,729 --> 00:47:14,370 Ma, this is Audrey Fulquard. 970 00:47:14,395 --> 00:47:15,292 She's my girl. 971 00:47:15,317 --> 00:47:17,113 Hi Audrey. Are you hungry? 972 00:47:17,138 --> 00:47:19,145 I sure am. I could eat a horse. 973 00:47:19,170 --> 00:47:22,473 Oh. Well, sit right down, and I'll go get the first course. 974 00:47:26,348 --> 00:47:27,348 Sit here, Audrey. 975 00:47:28,598 --> 00:47:29,785 You want me to take your sweater? 976 00:47:30,043 --> 00:47:31,317 Well... yeah. 977 00:47:39,732 --> 00:47:40,803 Never mind that. 978 00:47:41,069 --> 00:47:42,569 Well, now try this. 979 00:47:49,382 --> 00:47:51,163 It tastes like cough syrup. 980 00:47:51,265 --> 00:47:53,273 Dr. Phlegm's cough syrup 981 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:54,500 A toast? 982 00:47:55,794 --> 00:47:58,420 - To Audrey Jr.! - No, to Audrey Sr.! 983 00:48:22,160 --> 00:48:24,277 You! You glutton, you! 984 00:48:24,596 --> 00:48:26,112 Tonight I keep an eye on you. 985 00:48:26,137 --> 00:48:28,761 I don't let nobody get near you. 986 00:48:39,220 --> 00:48:40,618 Coming soup. 987 00:48:42,173 --> 00:48:44,642 No, don't touch it till I get a little flavouring. 988 00:48:45,806 --> 00:48:46,806 Gee, Audrey. 989 00:48:46,844 --> 00:48:48,620 You sure look good by candlelight. 990 00:48:49,079 --> 00:48:50,665 Do I really, Seymour? 991 00:48:50,704 --> 00:48:52,493 - Yes. - Here you are. 992 00:48:55,375 --> 00:48:56,375 Now try. 993 00:48:57,227 --> 00:48:58,578 Sure smells different. 994 00:48:58,664 --> 00:48:59,836 It's different. 995 00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:02,711 Some kind of oil, isn't it? 996 00:49:03,045 --> 00:49:04,248 Cod liver oil. 997 00:49:04,802 --> 00:49:06,208 Wonderful for the colon. 998 00:49:06,326 --> 00:49:08,349 And that's sulphur powder on top. 999 00:49:13,669 --> 00:49:16,888 Feed me. 1000 00:49:20,490 --> 00:49:23,052 Feed me! 1001 00:49:24,974 --> 00:49:27,178 I'm hungry. 1002 00:49:35,647 --> 00:49:36,647 Open it is. 1003 00:49:36,818 --> 00:49:38,116 Feed me! 1004 00:49:41,647 --> 00:49:42,678 I didn't hear it. 1005 00:49:43,069 --> 00:49:44,318 Feed me! 1006 00:49:44,343 --> 00:49:45,343 I heard it. 1007 00:49:46,256 --> 00:49:48,647 I want food. 1008 00:49:49,733 --> 00:49:51,451 A talking plant we got. 1009 00:49:51,592 --> 00:49:53,608 I'm hungry. 1010 00:49:53,959 --> 00:49:54,959 No. 1011 00:49:55,358 --> 00:49:56,358 Hungry? 1012 00:49:56,865 --> 00:49:59,108 And other fine kettle von fish! 1013 00:49:59,974 --> 00:50:01,974 Who would you like to have tonight? 1014 00:50:02,669 --> 00:50:04,427 You look fat enough. 1015 00:50:06,622 --> 00:50:10,192 We not only got a talking plant, we got one that makes with smart cracks. 1016 00:50:10,849 --> 00:50:13,903 Will you listen to me, you botanical bum? 1017 00:50:14,239 --> 00:50:15,567 Food you wouldn't get. 1018 00:50:15,958 --> 00:50:17,450 Not from Gravis Mushnick. 1019 00:50:17,583 --> 00:50:19,184 I'm starved. 1020 00:50:19,300 --> 00:50:20,411 Excellent. 1021 00:50:20,856 --> 00:50:23,146 You would unpopulate all Skid Row. 1022 00:50:23,341 --> 00:50:24,341 Well... 1023 00:50:25,208 --> 00:50:26,829 You can forget about it. 1024 00:50:27,223 --> 00:50:29,830 You wouldn't get fed from Gravis mushnick tonight. 1025 00:50:31,473 --> 00:50:32,473 Good night 1026 00:50:33,051 --> 00:50:34,762 You'll get yours. 1027 00:50:41,949 --> 00:50:43,644 I kinda like this chow mein. 1028 00:50:43,831 --> 00:50:45,308 Uh, if it tastes a little bitter... 1029 00:50:45,333 --> 00:50:48,316 ... it's because it's made of Chinese herbs and it's... 1030 00:50:48,527 --> 00:50:50,069 ... flavored with accra myosin. 1031 00:50:50,238 --> 00:50:51,238 Epsom salt. 1032 00:50:51,675 --> 00:50:54,059 There ain't another cook in the whole world like my ma. 1033 00:50:54,105 --> 00:50:56,738 That's what your old man said before the last ran out on me. 1034 00:50:56,808 --> 00:50:59,738 You know, if you're gonna be married, you gotta be a good cook. 1035 00:51:00,239 --> 00:51:01,942 Maybe you could teach me. 1036 00:51:02,083 --> 00:51:03,458 You thinkin' to get married? 1037 00:51:04,310 --> 00:51:06,638 - He hasn't asked me yet. - Who hasn't? 1038 00:51:06,865 --> 00:51:07,865 Seymour. 1039 00:51:08,091 --> 00:51:09,849 Seymour's too young to get married. 1040 00:51:09,997 --> 00:51:13,235 Look here. A boy's got to go and play around a little bit. 1041 00:51:13,356 --> 00:51:14,528 Go out on the makin'. 1042 00:51:14,553 --> 00:51:15,623 Have a ball. 1043 00:51:15,856 --> 00:51:18,630 Gee, ma. I don't wanna have a ball. I wanna be with Audrey. 1044 00:51:18,778 --> 00:51:20,602 - Now look, Seymour. - Oh, Seymour. 1045 00:51:20,689 --> 00:51:24,252 You promised you wouldn't get married until you bought me an iron lung. 1046 00:51:24,588 --> 00:51:26,494 You've been breathing for years, ma. 1047 00:51:26,619 --> 00:51:27,830 Well, it ain't easy. 1048 00:51:28,041 --> 00:51:29,682 It ain't easy, son. 1049 00:51:51,687 --> 00:51:52,851 Nobody's here. 1050 00:51:53,320 --> 00:51:55,398 Black cats, 13th job... 1051 00:51:55,423 --> 00:51:57,900 Friday 13th. Stupid superstition. 1052 00:52:02,235 --> 00:52:03,235 Alright, you. 1053 00:52:03,260 --> 00:52:04,329 Come out of there. 1054 00:52:04,831 --> 00:52:06,034 Don't shoot, Mister. 1055 00:52:06,455 --> 00:52:09,252 I'm old and sick. I wouldn't hurt even a fly. 1056 00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,219 Come out in the light where I can see you. 1057 00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:14,798 Come on. 1058 00:52:14,823 --> 00:52:15,979 Please don't shoot. 1059 00:52:16,081 --> 00:52:17,081 Please. 1060 00:52:17,197 --> 00:52:19,612 Please. I'm only Gravis Mushnick. You wouldn't want to kill me. 1061 00:52:19,643 --> 00:52:20,843 Where would you hide the body? 1062 00:52:21,245 --> 00:52:23,175 Don't worry. I'm not gonna shoot you. 1063 00:52:23,643 --> 00:52:25,244 - Not unless you try something. - Try something? 1064 00:52:25,269 --> 00:52:26,854 I never tried anything in my life. 1065 00:52:27,167 --> 00:52:29,526 I wouldn't try anything now. You want my money? Take it. 1066 00:52:29,551 --> 00:52:32,853 You want I should go out and steal you some more? That's alright, too. I'll do it. 1067 00:52:33,228 --> 00:52:34,603 Thank you very much. 1068 00:52:35,572 --> 00:52:37,642 I like your brand of hospitality. 1069 00:52:38,540 --> 00:52:41,110 You'll excuse it isn't more. I'm only a poor florist 1070 00:52:41,135 --> 00:52:42,135 Yeah, yeah. 1071 00:52:43,336 --> 00:52:44,821 You got about 30 bucks here. 1072 00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:47,039 Come on now. Where's the rest of it? 1073 00:52:47,179 --> 00:52:50,406 I was in here this afternoon. I saw about 30,000 people in here... 1074 00:52:50,530 --> 00:52:51,921 They must have spent some money. Where is it? 1075 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:54,156 There ain't no more money. They came in to look on the plant. 1076 00:52:54,181 --> 00:52:56,265 It's a big attraction. Audrey Jr. 1077 00:52:56,681 --> 00:52:57,720 The plant. Don't try to snow me, Jim. 1078 00:52:57,745 --> 00:52:59,845 30,000 square didn't come in just to look for a plant. 1079 00:52:59,870 --> 00:53:00,869 I want it! 1080 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:04,289 I don't got no more money. Honest. Believe me. 1081 00:53:04,336 --> 00:53:05,414 Ok, let's try this. 1082 00:53:05,656 --> 00:53:06,656 One... 1083 00:53:06,867 --> 00:53:07,867 Two... 1084 00:53:07,938 --> 00:53:08,938 Three... 1085 00:53:09,084 --> 00:53:11,423 - Four... - I ain't got no more money, honest! 1086 00:53:11,654 --> 00:53:13,997 Alright. Try it the other way around. Five... 1087 00:53:14,053 --> 00:53:15,053 Four... 1088 00:53:15,091 --> 00:53:16,091 Three... 1089 00:53:16,139 --> 00:53:17,217 - Two... - Alright. 1090 00:53:17,242 --> 00:53:18,310 Alright. 1091 00:53:18,429 --> 00:53:19,757 Alright, big bad. Where? 1092 00:53:21,515 --> 00:53:22,718 In the plant. 1093 00:53:23,495 --> 00:53:24,754 In the plant? 1094 00:53:25,443 --> 00:53:27,402 The big plant, Audrey Jr. 1095 00:53:30,791 --> 00:53:32,299 I-inside the big leaf? 1096 00:53:32,487 --> 00:53:34,183 That's right. Inside. 1097 00:53:35,267 --> 00:53:37,120 H-h-how do you get it open? 1098 00:53:38,815 --> 00:53:39,815 Just knock. 1099 00:53:56,274 --> 00:53:57,274 In there? 1100 00:53:57,299 --> 00:53:58,299 In there. 1101 00:53:59,071 --> 00:54:00,071 Inside. 1102 00:54:00,328 --> 00:54:01,468 In the bottom. 1103 00:54:01,493 --> 00:54:02,696 I don't see anything. 1104 00:54:04,249 --> 00:54:05,609 Way inside. 1105 00:54:06,141 --> 00:54:07,477 Right at the bottom. 1106 00:54:20,792 --> 00:54:22,230 Argh! 1107 00:54:26,927 --> 00:54:28,502 Oi, what I did? 1108 00:54:32,425 --> 00:54:35,198 I don't care about you got a date with Audrey tonight. 1109 00:54:35,223 --> 00:54:38,175 I am no more sitting up with that no-goodnik plant. 1110 00:54:40,503 --> 00:54:43,159 But, see, Mr. Mushnick, you don't have to sit up with it any more. 1111 00:54:43,184 --> 00:54:44,847 - It's all grown up now. - Excellent. 1112 00:54:45,300 --> 00:54:48,050 Smart guy. How do you know it don't be hungry no more? 1113 00:54:48,075 --> 00:54:50,398 - Well because... - Tonight you are staying! 1114 00:54:50,563 --> 00:54:53,024 Then tomorrow they are coming and they are going to give you a trophy... 1115 00:54:53,049 --> 00:54:57,117 ... and then after that we are getting rid once and for all for that plant! 1116 00:54:57,281 --> 00:55:00,328 - Getting rid of it? Why? - Don't ask. Why? Why? 1117 00:55:00,405 --> 00:55:02,280 The end. Into the garbage can. 1118 00:55:02,305 --> 00:55:03,757 Aloha. 1119 00:55:03,843 --> 00:55:06,078 Oi. Yes, Mrs. Shiva? 1120 00:55:06,140 --> 00:55:07,320 Oh, Seymour. 1121 00:55:07,351 --> 00:55:09,029 Your wonderful plant! 1122 00:55:09,054 --> 00:55:10,468 Oh, that's alright, Audrey. 1123 00:55:10,546 --> 00:55:12,898 I'll grow other plants, even more wonderful ones. 1124 00:55:13,171 --> 00:55:14,499 I know you will. 1125 00:55:15,147 --> 00:55:17,124 Did you figure out what we're doing tonight? 1126 00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:20,467 Yeah we're going to place full of beautiful flowers. 1127 00:55:20,932 --> 00:55:22,885 - We have to stay here. - Yeah. 1128 00:55:23,205 --> 00:55:25,598 Well, never mind. We'll have a picnic. 1129 00:55:25,682 --> 00:55:27,510 It'll be just like going to the country. 1130 00:55:27,611 --> 00:55:28,925 - Oh, boy! - ...flowers and... 1131 00:55:28,950 --> 00:55:30,502 ... and pink azaleas, for the arbour,... 1132 00:55:30,527 --> 00:55:33,392 - ... and the 9000 yellow mons for the... - For the border. 1133 00:55:33,519 --> 00:55:36,578 - And the... the roses - I got them around the back. 1134 00:55:37,996 --> 00:55:41,580 What do you mean you're going to a picnic at night with that Fulquard girl? 1135 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,261 Don't you like Audrey, ma? 1136 00:55:43,339 --> 00:55:44,788 She's out after your money. 1137 00:55:45,034 --> 00:55:46,308 I don't have any money. 1138 00:55:46,370 --> 00:55:48,295 Oh, she's a smart one. 1139 00:55:48,495 --> 00:55:52,542 She'll latch onto ya till ya get some and then goodbye, fortune! 1140 00:55:52,761 --> 00:55:54,636 But Audrey's honest girl, ma. 1141 00:55:54,698 --> 00:55:57,597 Yeah, never trust a woman who's too healthy 1142 00:55:57,971 --> 00:56:00,283 But Audrey had a bad cold a few weeks ago. 1143 00:56:00,354 --> 00:56:02,698 Oh, cold, a puny cold. 1144 00:56:02,955 --> 00:56:05,065 Why don't you get yourself a real female with... 1145 00:56:05,090 --> 00:56:06,487 ... something decent like... 1146 00:56:06,512 --> 00:56:09,133 ... pneumonoconiosis, or-or gall stones? 1147 00:56:09,188 --> 00:56:11,088 Well, maybe she could catch something like that. 1148 00:56:11,113 --> 00:56:13,598 The only thing she'll catch is you. 1149 00:56:14,230 --> 00:56:16,980 And she'll take you off to some shady sanatorium... 1150 00:56:17,005 --> 00:56:20,334 ... and leave me to chiropractors and faith healers. 1151 00:56:20,919 --> 00:56:22,840 I know when I'm not wanted. 1152 00:56:23,919 --> 00:56:25,512 Oh, gee, ma. 1153 00:56:25,537 --> 00:56:27,341 Don't feel sorry for me. 1154 00:56:28,068 --> 00:56:30,825 I'll just find a nice, wet alley somewhere... 1155 00:56:30,850 --> 00:56:32,896 ... and curl up and wait for the end. 1156 00:56:33,154 --> 00:56:35,763 Oh, please don't die till I get back, will you ma? 1157 00:56:35,841 --> 00:56:38,333 I'll take care of you. I'll always take care of you, I promise! 1158 00:56:38,358 --> 00:56:39,763 - Yeah. - Bye. 1159 00:56:45,990 --> 00:56:48,404 Gee, Audrey, I've never tasted food like this before. 1160 00:56:48,795 --> 00:56:51,013 It's a peanut butter and jelly sandwich 1161 00:56:51,146 --> 00:56:53,058 Peanut butter and jelly - what does that cure? 1162 00:56:53,575 --> 00:56:55,354 Nothing. It's just a food. 1163 00:56:55,441 --> 00:56:57,331 What good is it if it doesn't clear up pimples... 1164 00:56:57,356 --> 00:56:59,348 ... or shrink your sinus tissues or something? 1165 00:56:59,449 --> 00:57:01,629 You're just being silly, Seymour. 1166 00:57:02,996 --> 00:57:05,130 Seymour, what do you wanna be? 1167 00:57:05,902 --> 00:57:07,582 Oh, I wanna grow things. 1168 00:57:07,963 --> 00:57:10,019 If I had a lot of money, I'd go to the South Seas,.. 1169 00:57:10,044 --> 00:57:12,417 ... where they grow the most fabulous plants in the world. 1170 00:57:12,511 --> 00:57:14,065 That sounds exciting. 1171 00:57:14,410 --> 00:57:15,410 Yeah. 1172 00:57:15,435 --> 00:57:17,855 I'd like to go to the South Seas, too. 1173 00:57:17,956 --> 00:57:19,846 There's no reason why you couldn't go. 1174 00:57:20,494 --> 00:57:22,429 Would you take me with you, Seymour? 1175 00:57:22,494 --> 00:57:25,198 Oh, I couldn't very well go without you, Audrey. 1176 00:57:25,456 --> 00:57:26,456 Why not? 1177 00:57:26,979 --> 00:57:27,979 Because... 1178 00:57:28,214 --> 00:57:29,768 Because I'm in love with you, Audrey. 1179 00:57:30,026 --> 00:57:32,135 Oh, I'm in love with you, too, Seymour. 1180 00:57:33,080 --> 00:57:34,361 Feed me. 1181 00:57:35,345 --> 00:57:36,345 What'd you say? 1182 00:57:36,525 --> 00:57:37,900 I'm... I'm just kidding. 1183 00:57:38,971 --> 00:57:40,752 I'm hungry! 1184 00:57:40,784 --> 00:57:41,784 Seymour! 1185 00:57:41,955 --> 00:57:44,369 - I didn't mean it. - Why did you say it? 1186 00:57:44,525 --> 00:57:47,088 Oh. Food. 1187 00:57:47,697 --> 00:57:48,994 You didn't even say that. 1188 00:57:49,019 --> 00:57:50,744 Oh yes I did. I said it. I said it. 1189 00:57:50,783 --> 00:57:52,533 Oh, I'm looking right at you. 1190 00:57:52,876 --> 00:57:54,869 Well, I'm a ventriloquist. 1191 00:57:54,988 --> 00:57:55,805 You're what? 1192 00:57:55,830 --> 00:57:57,946 - A ventrilo... - Feed me! 1193 00:57:58,774 --> 00:58:00,470 Seymour, do you feel all right? 1194 00:58:00,495 --> 00:58:02,547 Well, I don't know. I'm not sure. 1195 00:58:02,735 --> 00:58:05,517 Well, then stop all this nonsense and kiss me. 1196 00:58:06,423 --> 00:58:08,673 I'm dying from hunger! 1197 00:58:08,698 --> 00:58:11,344 Alright, if you're so hungry, eat something but... 1198 00:58:11,547 --> 00:58:12,649 ... forget about me. 1199 00:58:12,817 --> 00:58:13,817 Gee, I'm sorry, Audrey. 1200 00:58:13,842 --> 00:58:15,662 Give me to eat! 1201 00:58:15,701 --> 00:58:18,185 If you can't control yourself, I'm going home. 1202 00:58:18,210 --> 00:58:20,334 I need some chow. 1203 00:58:22,468 --> 00:58:24,827 Ooh, my empty stomach. 1204 00:58:26,109 --> 00:58:28,414 Audrey, please wait. Listen to me. 1205 00:58:28,508 --> 00:58:31,430 I've listened to all the nonsense I wanna hear, Seymour. 1206 00:58:31,664 --> 00:58:32,727 You're a nut. 1207 00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:36,279 You tell me that you love me and then you you act like a complete idiot. 1208 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:37,820 Please listen, Audrey. 1209 00:58:37,883 --> 00:58:40,000 I'll be able to explain everything soon. 1210 00:58:40,150 --> 00:58:42,095 Why can't you explain now? 1211 00:58:42,697 --> 00:58:44,806 Because so many things are so important. 1212 00:58:45,283 --> 00:58:46,423 I wanna marry you. 1213 00:58:46,548 --> 00:58:48,368 But I gotta take care of mom. 1214 00:58:48,595 --> 00:58:51,204 Well, that plant in there is gonna make it all come true. 1215 00:58:51,958 --> 00:58:54,458 Tomorrow they're gonna give me a trophy and I'll be famous. 1216 00:58:54,591 --> 00:58:56,099 I'll be a big botanist. 1217 00:58:56,552 --> 00:58:59,231 And then we can go to the South Seas just like we planned and all. 1218 00:58:59,256 --> 00:59:02,349 But that doesn't have anything to do with what went on in there. 1219 00:59:03,052 --> 00:59:05,388 When you're ready to come to your senses, Seymour,... 1220 00:59:05,716 --> 00:59:07,115 ... then I'll talk to you. 1221 00:59:07,778 --> 00:59:08,949 Good night, Seymour. 1222 00:59:17,662 --> 00:59:19,271 Feed. 1223 00:59:20,122 --> 00:59:21,802 I'm getting pretty tired of you. 1224 00:59:22,006 --> 00:59:23,912 I need food. 1225 00:59:23,951 --> 00:59:25,224 I don't care what you need. 1226 00:59:25,287 --> 00:59:26,498 Look what you've done to me. 1227 00:59:26,568 --> 00:59:29,404 You not only made a butcher outta me, you drove my girl away. 1228 00:59:29,450 --> 00:59:31,982 Shut up, and bring on the food! 1229 00:59:32,426 --> 00:59:34,278 Don't tell me to shut up - you shut up! 1230 00:59:35,044 --> 00:59:36,847 Who raised you from a bunch of little seeds? 1231 00:59:37,004 --> 00:59:40,859 Who fed you all them high-class fertilizers and sat up with you when you were sick? 1232 00:59:41,223 --> 00:59:43,012 Nodody else would have done that for you. 1233 00:59:43,073 --> 00:59:46,011 You think anybody else would have brought you human beings to eat? 1234 00:59:46,362 --> 00:59:47,714 Darm right, they wouldn't. 1235 00:59:48,077 --> 00:59:50,756 Well, I've helped you and you've helped me. 1236 00:59:50,781 --> 00:59:53,031 Now shut your trap and go to sleep. I'm tired. 1237 00:59:53,187 --> 00:59:54,187 Krelborn! 1238 00:59:54,905 --> 00:59:55,905 Turn around! 1239 00:59:58,280 --> 00:59:59,764 Close your eyes. 1240 01:00:01,538 --> 01:00:03,210 You are asleep. 1241 01:00:04,444 --> 01:00:05,780 Open your eyes. 1242 01:00:07,100 --> 01:00:09,322 Now you will do as I say. 1243 01:00:09,405 --> 01:00:10,756 Will you follow me? 1244 01:00:10,842 --> 01:00:12,038 Yes, master. 1245 01:00:12,318 --> 01:00:16,646 You will go out and find me some food! 1246 01:00:16,959 --> 01:00:18,185 Yes, master. 1247 01:00:18,326 --> 01:00:19,771 Now begone. 1248 01:00:20,192 --> 01:00:21,864 And waste no time. 1249 01:00:42,551 --> 01:00:43,551 Idiot! 1250 01:01:23,995 --> 01:01:25,995 My name is Leonora Clyde. 1251 01:01:26,665 --> 01:01:28,581 How's the rain on the rhubarb? 1252 01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:31,706 Master is hungry. 1253 01:01:41,392 --> 01:01:42,759 Well, hello there. 1254 01:02:13,148 --> 01:02:15,460 I gotta find food for master. 1255 01:02:16,187 --> 01:02:18,210 Food I gotta find for master. 1256 01:02:19,147 --> 01:02:21,716 For master I gotta find food. 1257 01:02:22,897 --> 01:02:24,420 Maybe I can help. 1258 01:02:25,264 --> 01:02:27,935 - Who're you? - My name is Leonora Clyde. 1259 01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,365 I love you. 1260 01:02:30,515 --> 01:02:32,366 Master wants food. 1261 01:02:32,765 --> 01:02:34,413 Let the old goat wait. 1262 01:02:34,491 --> 01:02:36,827 The night is young and so are we. 1263 01:02:37,069 --> 01:02:38,757 Master doesn't eat goat. 1264 01:02:43,308 --> 01:02:46,089 Well what kind of food does he like? 1265 01:02:48,855 --> 01:02:49,987 Oooh. 1266 01:02:50,777 --> 01:02:52,192 That's more like it. 1267 01:02:52,217 --> 01:02:53,217 Kiss me! 1268 01:02:57,122 --> 01:02:59,059 What's the matter, don't you like me? 1269 01:02:59,333 --> 01:03:00,575 Too bony. 1270 01:03:00,613 --> 01:03:01,719 Too bony? 1271 01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:03,292 Nobody ever told me that before. 1272 01:03:03,317 --> 01:03:05,152 Beef is better than veal. 1273 01:03:05,848 --> 01:03:06,848 Ach. 1274 01:03:06,910 --> 01:03:08,395 You're such a dodo. 1275 01:03:08,511 --> 01:03:10,863 What do you call this? Chopped liver? 1276 01:03:11,754 --> 01:03:12,754 Mmm. 1277 01:03:13,339 --> 01:03:14,738 Haha. 1278 01:03:15,074 --> 01:03:17,121 Master would like more fat. 1279 01:03:17,394 --> 01:03:19,315 Speak for yourself, John. 1280 01:03:21,167 --> 01:03:22,639 My name is Seymour. 1281 01:03:22,752 --> 01:03:24,393 "My name is Seymour." 1282 01:03:24,651 --> 01:03:26,003 That's my name, too. 1283 01:03:26,893 --> 01:03:30,221 Ach. Are you interested are you just wasting my time? 1284 01:03:30,573 --> 01:03:32,745 I never thought anybody would volunteer. 1285 01:03:32,886 --> 01:03:34,050 Do you volunteer? 1286 01:03:34,144 --> 01:03:35,480 Sure I do. 1287 01:03:36,042 --> 01:03:38,674 Alright, if you're sure you want to... volunteer. 1288 01:03:39,057 --> 01:03:41,159 Alright. My place or yours? 1289 01:03:41,321 --> 01:03:42,415 I don't care. 1290 01:03:42,721 --> 01:03:44,667 Well,... flip a coin. 1291 01:03:45,073 --> 01:03:46,448 I don't have a coin. 1292 01:03:46,995 --> 01:03:48,635 Flip anything, silly. 1293 01:03:49,285 --> 01:03:50,690 Well, there's a rock. 1294 01:03:53,456 --> 01:03:54,822 Wet or dry? 1295 01:03:54,901 --> 01:03:55,901 Wet. 1296 01:04:13,869 --> 01:04:14,962 The search was narrowing... 1297 01:04:15,197 --> 01:04:17,228 ... and we knew that soon we would have the killer. 1298 01:04:17,751 --> 01:04:19,782 Not that we had any more clues than before. 1299 01:04:19,892 --> 01:04:21,517 But we had to tell the chief something. 1300 01:04:21,726 --> 01:04:24,765 I had that feeling in my bones that the mystery was frawing to its climax. 1301 01:04:24,852 --> 01:04:26,665 And I was determined to be on hand. 1302 01:04:27,719 --> 01:04:29,015 Alright. Out, out, out. 1303 01:04:29,040 --> 01:04:30,047 Nobody is in. 1304 01:04:30,072 --> 01:04:32,625 Today we have a special occasion for Seymour Krelborn... 1305 01:04:32,650 --> 01:04:34,515 ... which has invented a big plant. 1306 01:04:34,540 --> 01:04:37,001 So I want everybody just please stay out of the way. 1307 01:04:37,026 --> 01:04:40,258 We want Seymour! We want Seymour! 1308 01:04:40,282 --> 01:04:41,978 We want Seymour! 1309 01:04:47,790 --> 01:04:52,047 I tell you, this business is worse than being a conductor in a revoluting door. 1310 01:04:52,103 --> 01:04:54,204 I'll be glad when this day is finished. 1311 01:04:54,229 --> 01:04:55,385 But the celebration! 1312 01:04:55,410 --> 01:04:57,775 They're presenting my son with a trophy. 1313 01:04:57,903 --> 01:04:59,557 Yeah? What'd he do - run away from home? 1314 01:04:59,869 --> 01:05:01,713 Please don't look at me that way, Audrey. 1315 01:05:01,854 --> 01:05:03,088 I wanna talk to you. 1316 01:05:03,432 --> 01:05:04,736 I'm sorry Seymour. 1317 01:05:05,401 --> 01:05:07,057 I just don't understand you. 1318 01:05:07,082 --> 01:05:09,135 I'll explain everything after the ceremony. 1319 01:05:09,160 --> 01:05:11,074 Yo! Police - what are you doing here? 1320 01:05:11,099 --> 01:05:12,777 Heard there was something going on here this evening. 1321 01:05:12,802 --> 01:05:14,644 Just so, we'd keep come by, keep an eye on things 1322 01:05:14,669 --> 01:05:17,240 Look we don't need no eyes kept on nothing. Everything... 1323 01:05:17,265 --> 01:05:20,123 The Society Of Silent Flower Observers has arrived... 1324 01:05:20,148 --> 01:05:22,308 and sunset is almost upon us. 1325 01:05:22,530 --> 01:05:24,288 Welcome, lady and gentlemen. 1326 01:05:24,351 --> 01:05:26,586 We are honoured for to have you. 1327 01:05:27,476 --> 01:05:28,976 Still working on those disappearances. 1328 01:05:29,132 --> 01:05:30,187 We think they were murdered. 1329 01:05:30,212 --> 01:05:31,578 Hey, look here young man. 1330 01:05:31,603 --> 01:05:33,462 That's no way to talk at a time like this. 1331 01:05:33,525 --> 01:05:34,775 Let me see your tongue. 1332 01:05:35,329 --> 01:05:36,392 M-hm. 1333 01:05:36,422 --> 01:05:37,494 You know what you got? 1334 01:05:37,519 --> 01:05:38,587 Just the facts, ma'am. 1335 01:05:38,652 --> 01:05:39,452 Trench mouth. 1336 01:05:39,597 --> 01:05:41,323 Oh, I know, I had it back in '09. 1337 01:05:41,348 --> 01:05:43,828 - Better have that looked into, Frank. - Whatever you say, Joe. 1338 01:05:45,144 --> 01:05:46,402 Mr. Krelborn? 1339 01:05:46,529 --> 01:05:49,513 Uh, the sun is going down now and, uh... 1340 01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:52,640 ... you do think those buds are going to open? 1341 01:05:53,021 --> 01:05:54,138 I hope so. 1342 01:05:54,184 --> 01:05:56,825 Because if they don't, Mr. Krelborn,... 1343 01:05:56,950 --> 01:05:59,660 ... we shall just have to present the award at another time. 1344 01:05:59,832 --> 01:06:02,160 Oh! It's starting to open! 1345 01:06:03,707 --> 01:06:04,707 Remarkable! 1346 01:06:06,879 --> 01:06:09,676 Oh. Well, the first bud is open. 1347 01:06:14,917 --> 01:06:16,519 - Isn't that... - The railroad cop. 1348 01:06:16,745 --> 01:06:17,761 Look at the rest. 1349 01:06:28,000 --> 01:06:29,859 Aaaah! 1350 01:06:30,968 --> 01:06:31,968 What do you think, Frank? 1351 01:06:32,001 --> 01:06:33,323 They're all there, Joe. 1352 01:06:33,548 --> 01:06:34,548 Yes, you're right. 1353 01:06:34,672 --> 01:06:36,703 Mr. Krelborn, how do you explain this? 1354 01:06:36,728 --> 01:06:38,251 I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it! 1355 01:06:38,276 --> 01:06:40,509 That's right, officer. He didn't mean to kill them. 1356 01:06:40,666 --> 01:06:41,533 Oh! 1357 01:06:41,626 --> 01:06:44,072 Seymour, you promised you'd explain. 1358 01:06:44,532 --> 01:06:45,821 He's getting away, Joe. 1359 01:06:45,846 --> 01:06:47,915 Yes, you're right. Let's catch him. 1360 01:06:48,117 --> 01:06:49,117 Right. 1361 01:06:53,968 --> 01:06:57,210 - Oh, now the float will be perfect! - Yeah. 1362 01:10:08,560 --> 01:10:10,990 You wouldn't find him here with the toilets. 1363 01:10:11,155 --> 01:10:12,561 Let's go back. 1364 01:10:35,005 --> 01:10:38,065 You dirty rat plant. You messed up my whole life! 1365 01:10:38,397 --> 01:10:41,811 Feed meeeee! 1366 01:10:42,155 --> 01:10:43,561 I'll feed you. 1367 01:10:47,262 --> 01:10:49,895 I'll feed you like you've never been fed before. 1368 01:11:12,693 --> 01:11:14,411 Better to give up, gentlemen. 1369 01:11:15,169 --> 01:11:16,895 You wouldn't find him tonight. 1370 01:11:16,926 --> 01:11:18,965 Fuck. The door is open, Frank. 1371 01:11:25,659 --> 01:11:27,665 He was such a good boy. 1372 01:11:31,573 --> 01:11:33,081 Seymour! 1373 01:11:33,479 --> 01:11:35,042 I didn't mean it. 98506