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[ Group Chattering ] [
Man ] No, it's not.
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[ Man ♪2 ] You gotta
think outside the box.
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Come on, people.
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The shareholders' meeting
is next week.
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If we don't act fast, this company will
be stripped down and sold for scrap.
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I say we cut a deal
with the Wheeler Group.
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You want to make a deal with the
people who are threatening to gut us?
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What choice do we have?
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No. There is one man
who can save this company-
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its founder.
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[All Groaning ]
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The man is from a different era.
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He's a Neanderthal.
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An animal.
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Yeah, and just
the animal we need.
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Bring in... the Warthog.
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[ Grunting, Snorting ]
Oh!
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[ Charlie ] Hey, Frank, how do you
know that these are crows' eggs?
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Because I saw a crow.
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Hurry up. I can't stay here much longer.
[ Cell Phone Ringing ]
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Oh, my God. There's a whole untapped world
of bird eggs-[ Ringing Continues ]
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That we're not even
taking advantage of-
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Get the phone!
Oh, shit!
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Hello!
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[ Man ]
Is this the Warthog?
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I ain't heard that name
in a long time.
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Five, four, three, two, one.
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Oh, boom! Twenty-four hours is up.
The found wallet is ours.
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Let's pop this bad boy open
and see what we've won.
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Mr. Brian LeFevre
from Quebec, youlose.
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♪ Boom,
I got your wallet ♪
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♪ Boom,
I got your credit card ♪
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♪ Boom, I got your money;
Oh, shit.
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Is that Canadian?
Ah, throw it in the trash.
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I'm not gonna throw it in the trash.
Might be worth more than ours.
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We'll exchange it. What's this?
Phillies tickets.
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For today! Oh, shit. Looks like
we're going to the Phillies game.
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Always check your breath. Right.
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[ Both Exhaling ]
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And when you shake
their hands-Yeah.
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Make sure your hands are bone dry.
Dry hands.
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- Never wet and clammy.
- I got it. Guys, quick announcement.
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I'm gonna be popping these crows' eggs
in the fridge here so they don't spoil.
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Do not touch them.
They are ours.
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We won't. Guys, why are
you dressed like that?
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Some scumbag company is trying to take
over the business that I founded,
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and I'm not gonna
stand for that.
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Yeah. No, we're not
gonna stand for that.
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Frank's taking me under his wing.
He's gonna
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teach me how to swim
with the sharks.
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- Charlie can't read.
- He'll adapt.
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He'll adapt to reading? Okay, you know
what? We don't need them. All right?
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We have plenty of fun things
to do today, okay?
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That's right. VVhile you
guys are crunching numbers,
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we're gonna be soaking up some
sun at the Phillies game,
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courtesy of one
Mr. Brian LeFevre.
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- Who the hell is that?
- The guy whose wallet we found at the bar.
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What are you gonna do
if he comes looking for it?
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LJh, kMlhHn to suck a boner.
Exactly.
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♪ Boom,
I got your wallet ♪
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♪ Boom,
I got your credit card ♪
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♪ Boom, I got
your Phillies tickets ♪♪
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[Crowd Cheering ]
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Yeah, I've never been in-
[Gasps]
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[ Dee ] Oh, shit. [
Dennis] Oh, my God.
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[Whistles ]
Awesome.
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Oh, fine dining
and baseball food.
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Hey, there's more. Oh, hello.
Free batteries.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Calm down. Calm down.
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What's in here?
Free shit. Free shit.
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Guys, calm down.
Look at all these coasters.
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Jesus Christ!
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Act like you belong here.
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Now listen to me. The fact
that we're in a box...
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leads me to believe that
there are definitely
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gonna be other people
coming here today,
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and they're probably gonna be
friends with this LeFevre guy.
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So we need to talk about an exit strategy.
We don't want to get caught.
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Okay, exit strategy.
All right, I'll run the op.
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This the only entrance
and/or exit.
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Therefore if somebody comes in, I will
spring off the balcony to safety.
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No. No, no, no. That's a 50-foot drop.
Yes, of course.
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And I'm a professional,
so I will tuck and roll.
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Oh, you're gonna tuck and
roll through a 50-foot drop?
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Dennis, if I had a gun with me, I'd be
spraying bullets into the air as I fell.
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No, no, no. We don't have time for
these types ofscenaflos, okay?
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I'm talking about coming up with a
real plan, a real exit strategy.
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[ Door Opens ] If we get caught,
we could get in a lot of-
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Excuse me. ls one
of you Brian LeFevre?
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Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah. Hi.
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It's nice to finally
put a face to the name.
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I'm Andrew Kane.
Of course.
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And Bill Larkin.
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Oh, Bill. Okay, now see,
from our conversations,
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I would have pegged
you fim"BHL [Laughs]
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Oh, yeah, we get that sometimes.
Yeah?
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And that must make you
Prudence LeFevre.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
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Hi, honey.
Hi.
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- And you are?
- Vic Vinegar, bodyguard.
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I don't shake,
so don't even try.
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Bodyguard?
[ Chuckles ]
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Yeah, I mean, he's really more of a driver.
He drives us around.
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I protect their bodies.
He protects the car.
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Well, I mean, we got all
week to talk about business,
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so let's just kick back
and watch this game, huh?
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Who needs a beer?
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I do. Oh, I'd love a beer.
Thank you.
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Vic, you're working.
Come on.
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You're working.
You are.
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A bodyguard. You gotta
drive too, stupid. Yeah.
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Cheers.
[Chattering ]
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Cheers, huh?
All right.
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Charlie, I want a list of the top 1 O
shareholders of the company, A.S.A.P.
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Right. And call the press.
Put out a press release.
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Tell them the VVarthog is
back in business. Okay.
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Also, there are too many
minorities and women working here.
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What's up with that? I got all that.
I'm on it. I'm on it.
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Um, excuse me, excuse me. VVh0 is this man?
Um, Charles Kelly.
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I'm gonna be advising
the Warthog...
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in matters of business
and all the what have you.
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Oh, everything. Right-hand man.
You got it?
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There's gonna be some changes
around here, you understand? Yeah.
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Ah, look at this.
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This poor kid.
Nobody's helping him.
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Hey. Hey, kid.
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What's happening?
What is it?
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Sorry, sir.
The darn thing won't print.
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You mind if I take a look-see?
Oh, no.
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I think it's a paperjam.
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Yeah, there's the culprit.
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Thanks, Mr. Warthog.
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Little jam. It was in tray
three, and you didn't check.
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[ Both Laughing ]
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It just was hiding back there.
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It was like
a little piece of paper.
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[ Both Laughing ]
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Let me-Whoa, let me
ask you a question.
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Did I just do your job for you?
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Excuse me?
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Did I-Did I just
do your job for you?
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[ Low Growl ]
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[Growling Continues]
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Uh, I-I guess so.
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You're fired!
Get the hell out of here.
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Go on! Pack your shit up
and get out of here.
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If we're gonna turn
this company around,
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we got to start cutting the
crust off this shit sandwich.
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Fire in the hole, everybody.
Come on, work!
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So what do you think of our
latest proposal, LeFevre?
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I think closing at 31's a
pretty fair deal, don't you?
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Thirty-one?
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VVell, you know, guys, these things
tend to be a little complicated.
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[ Exaggerated Canadian Accent]
Oh, I think ya can do better.
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Oh, you, uh-
You looked over the proposal?
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Sh-She glanced at it. We're
not-Tell us more about it.
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Yah, I sure did,
and I tell you what,
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I seen better-looking moose turds in
Rick Moranis's backyard, ya hosers.
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Hmm?
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She's got a sense of humor
that would just-
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You know, it gets frustrating.
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Hey, come talk to me for a second.
Excuse me, guys.
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Uh, just-
[ Chuckles ]
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V\lhat the hell are you doing, Dee?
We're Canadian.
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You sound like
a cartoon character.
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Guys, let's get out of here.
Everybody's treating me like the help.
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Well, you should have thought about that
before you blurted out “bodyguard.”
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Mmm. Oh, I got an idea. Promote me to vice
president. That way we can talk shop.
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Mac, these gentlemen are courting
me for my business savvy.
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How's it gonna reflect on me if I
promote my bodyguard to \/.P...
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after a two-minute conversation
at a ball game?
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It's not gonna reflect on you at all
because you're not Brian LeFevre.
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I'm not what?
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Dude, clearly
you were floundering.
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Mac, I was gathering information so
that I can more fully become this man.
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Look, look.
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This is about much more
than just business.
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This is about the thrill of
wearing another man's skin,
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feeling his innermost
wants and desires...
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and being in control
of his every single move.
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That's how you get off.
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Now don't you guys
want to get off with me?
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I don't know.
What?
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I want you to get off with me.
Okay, okay.
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Just follow my lead. Guys,
we're gonna get off together.
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[Crowd Cheering, Applauding ]
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Gentlemen-
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[ Chuckles ] I'm just
confused about one thing.
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Now, you got me out of bed,
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you put me on a plane, rolled out the
red carpet for, what was it, 31?
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Vic, get my coat.
Let's get out of here.
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Now hold on a second, LeFevre. Give
us a shot. We will persuade you.
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Get ready for a great week.
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[ Bat Hits Ball In Distance]
[Crowd Cheers]
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Little longer in the sock, huh?
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Higher in the thigh.
[ Chuckles ]
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So tell me the rundown for
tomorrow, Charlie. Okay.
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We got a 8:30 appointment
in the morning...
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to play racquetball
in these new outfits.
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Then we're gonna head over to Barney's.
We're gonna shop for Rolexes.
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After that, we zip by Atwater,
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where you're having your office completely
redone back to its former 1980s glory.
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And then we have a 5:00 sushi dinner with
Mr. Nakashori. That all sound right?
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VVhoo! Sounds great, Charlie.
Good.
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VVell, Frank, I'm a little confused
about one thing. What's that?
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Who pays for all this?
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What do you mean, who pays for it?
The company pays for it.
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All right, well, then,
here's my second question.
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What does Atwater make?
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What do you mean, like, how much
money does the company make?
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Oh, no, I mean what do we make?
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I don't follow.
We make money.
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No, I know we make money.
I mean, what do we create?
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We create wealth.
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No, no, no. I mean, what do we build?
What do we design, you know?
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Because I have some ideas that
could really help the company.
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Charlie, Charlie, Charlie. We don't build
anything. Leave that to the Chinks.
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Speaking of which, I want this
sushi dinner to be the tits.
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Oh, okay. So you want it to
be, like, really expensive.
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No, I want to eat sushi off
of some Jap broad's tits.
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Oh.
Hmm.
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All right, guys, listen.
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I whipped us up a couple
of backstories here,
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so take a look at these cards.
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On the front, you're gonna find
your biographical information.
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On the back, that's your
emotional blueprint. Hmm.
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I have my own backstory, Dennis.
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I'm an entrepreneurial bodyguard with
his own line of fitness products.
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I want to pitch the guys that.
No, no.
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Guys, guys, guys, please.
You got to trust me, okay?
231
00:10:31,720 --> 00:10:34,485
Just follow my lead, and I
am gonna get you off...
232
00:10:34,560 --> 00:10:36,961
in ways you never
believed existed.
233
00:10:37,080 --> 00:10:40,721
I'm in. I'm not. I don't even
know what you're talking about.
234
00:10:40,800 --> 00:10:43,336
- I just want to do some business stuff.
- No. Uh, there they are.
235
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:47,729
Okay, LeFevre, we have a
surprise you are gonna love.
236
00:10:47,800 --> 00:10:49,325
Ah. Really?
237
00:10:49,400 --> 00:10:52,483
Trust me. Uh, we know
exactly what you like.
238
00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:56,531
Head on down to the members'
locker room and see for yourself.
239
00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,685
Dennis, I have business savvy.
240
00:11:00,760 --> 00:11:03,889
I can be more than just the
bodyguard, okay? I've got ideas.
241
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:07,203
Oh, you got ideas? Pitch me
one of your ideas right now.
242
00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:09,296
Right now? Off the top of my head?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
243
00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:12,767
Um, bodyguards.
What about bodyguards?
244
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:16,083
Training bodyguards, putting
them in a facility and-
245
00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,123
What about them?
Oh, what about a resort?
246
00:11:18,200 --> 00:11:19,690
That's a totally
different thing.
247
00:11:19,760 --> 00:11:21,416
Are you saying that
because we're in a resort?
248
00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,016
Stick to the one thing.
What about bodyguards?
249
00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,804
A resort for bodyguards?
Oh, my God.
250
00:11:24,880 --> 00:11:27,406
Oh, hey.
You must be Mr. LeFevre.
251
00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,808
Uh, yeah, that's me. Surprise.
I'm all yours.
252
00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:34,441
I was told there'd just be one,
but I can take both of you.
253
00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,682
Might get a little sore,
but I'll manage.
254
00:11:36,800 --> 00:11:38,165
Mm-hmm.
255
00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:40,886
Okay, well, I'm out of here.
Okay.
256
00:11:40,960 --> 00:11:42,086
Wait. What?
257
00:11:42,160 --> 00:11:43,571
Hey, hey, where you going?
258
00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:46,763
LeFevre's into banging little
Asian boys, so we're done, right?
259
00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:50,128
Look, if we're gonna do this thing,
we need to see things through.
260
00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:53,170
Dennis, are you gonna have sex
with a tiny Asian boy?
261
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:55,641
I'm gonna see how far I can go.
262
00:11:57,920 --> 00:11:59,524
Okay.
Are you with me?
263
00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:02,883
No. No, I'm going to leave now.
That's your goddamn problem, pal.
264
00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:05,376
You don't know your limits because
you're not willing to push yourself.
265
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,801
I know my limits. This is my limit.
I quit. You quit?
266
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,410
Yes!
Guess what, pal.
267
00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:11,960
You can't quit, 'cause you're fired, Vic!
You're out of here.
268
00:12:12,040 --> 00:12:14,202
See? You got no commitment, Vinegar.
You're finished.
269
00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,521
You're never gonna
get anywhere in life.
270
00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:18,648
[ Sighs ]
271
00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:25,202
All right, LeFevre, time to put
your money where your mouth is.
272
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:27,726
Let's kick things up a notch.
273
00:12:29,200 --> 00:12:31,441
So only the one set of clubs?
274
00:12:32,840 --> 00:12:36,526
Yeah, you're a caddy. Clubs.
This is a golf-Good.
275
00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:39,649
Yeah, okay. Well, that's better
than what I was about to-
276
00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:41,290
[ Chuckles ]
277
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,488
Whoo! Let me, um-
278
00:12:43,560 --> 00:12:45,642
Give me a minute. I need
to switch gears. I almost-
279
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:46,761
Yeah?
Uh, yeah.
280
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:48,882
Good. Take your time.
Okay.
281
00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,761
Okay, first off,
your dry cleanings all done.
282
00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:59,480
The company jet's been upgraded. I
got rid of that piece of trash.
283
00:12:59,520 --> 00:13:01,010
Nice!
Okay. Now, secondly,
284
00:13:01,120 --> 00:13:05,330
I found out who the controlling
shareholder of Atwater is. VVho?
285
00:13:05,400 --> 00:13:07,767
Brian LeFevre.
286
00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:08,921
Who?
287
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:10,161
Brian LeFevre.
288
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,964
The wallet they found?
Holy shit!
289
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,923
Yeah. He was probably
there to see me.
290
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:15,736
Dennis has been going around
pretending to be him...
291
00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:17,285
and stringing along
the Wheeler guys.
292
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,289
This is great, Charlie.
293
00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,609
We keep the Wheeler guys off
our asses, and we fix Atwater.
294
00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:25,007
Right? Pretty good.
Good move.
295
00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:26,884
Oh, Nakashori's here.
Yeah, but this is-
296
00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,803
Hello, Mr. Nakashori.
297
00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:31,645
[ Exaggerated Japanese Accent]
Ah, welcome, welcome.
298
00:13:31,720 --> 00:13:35,805
You bring us a great honor
to join with us,
299
00:13:35,880 --> 00:13:38,565
and, uh, we have
many, uh, naked woman...
300
00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:42,008
and the fish
for pleasure for you.
301
00:13:42,080 --> 00:13:45,163
Charlie, what are you doing? what
are you talking broken English for?
302
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,726
No, no, no. I thought they could
understand me better if I-
303
00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:49,290
No, no, no. Sit down.
304
00:13:49,360 --> 00:13:52,364
Let's eat some sushi,
and we'll talk business later.
305
00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,169
Enjoy yourself.
306
00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:58,006
So, a few interesting facts
about our city.
307
00:13:58,080 --> 00:14:02,324
Uh, there's been an abundance
of crow eggs all around Philly.
308
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:07,691
Uh, and crows seem to be getting bigger,
uh, by the year and the day, even.
309
00:14:07,760 --> 00:14:10,206
And their eggs, of course,
are getting bigger as well.
310
00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,329
Perhaps our companies,
with this information,
311
00:14:13,400 --> 00:14:16,210
could find a way to create
some products off these new-
312
00:14:16,280 --> 00:14:17,770
[ Muttering ]
Charlie, Charlie.
313
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,965
Excuse us.
314
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,644
Charlie, come here.
Listen to me.
315
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,888
Look at me.
Yeah.
316
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,287
You're fired.
What?
317
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,004
You're fired.
Why?
318
00:14:28,120 --> 00:14:30,416
Because you're not getting it. It's
not sinkin' in. I don't get it?
319
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:33,256
VVhere did you get that awesome insider
info from about Brian LeFevre, huh?
320
00:14:33,280 --> 00:14:35,647
That was pretty big. That was
good, Charlie. That's good.
321
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:41,046
But you keep talking about products
and quality and-and making things.
322
00:14:41,120 --> 00:14:43,122
But that-that-
323
00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:49,203
I'm sorry.
You're out.
324
00:15:01,680 --> 00:15:05,526
Well, thanks for the insider info,
Mac, but that did not work.
325
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,489
Frank canned me.
326
00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:09,125
He did?
Yeah!
327
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,363
What a dick! Dennis wouldn't even
listen to my business ideas.
328
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,576
Are you serious? I'm brimming with
all these great business ideas.
329
00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:16,536
Tell me about it.
I don't know what to do with it.
330
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,640
Ipflched so many good ideas,
or I tried to, at least.
331
00:15:18,680 --> 00:15:21,280
And Frank shoots 'em down 'cause
he doesn't care about-[ Groans ]
332
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,176
I wish we could go into
business together, you know?
333
00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:25,136
That would be-That would be good.
It would make sense.
334
00:15:25,160 --> 00:15:27,096
You and I understand each other.
We click, you know?
335
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,680
I have to warn you though that
it's all about the product for me.
336
00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,449
Are you serious?
Yeah.
337
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,816
That's what I was saying to Frank. That's
what people care about-the product.
338
00:15:33,840 --> 00:15:35,776
It's all about the product, right?
He only cares about money.
339
00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,416
Money has nothing to do with it. Oh,
you and I are on the same page.
340
00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,136
We're always clicking with- And
we have insane business savvy.
341
00:15:40,160 --> 00:15:42,016
- Excuse me.
- No one respects our business savvy,
342
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:44,327
- and that's a big part of it.
- Excuse me!
343
00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:48,286
- I need to speak to the owners.
- Yeah, that's us.
344
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:50,647
Does the name Brian LeFevre
mean anything to you guys?
345
00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:01,803
Okay, LeFevre, enough.
346
00:16:01,880 --> 00:16:04,201
We took you out on the yacht.
We took you to the zoo.
347
00:16:04,280 --> 00:16:06,089
We took you
to that massage parlor...
348
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,003
and paid to have 'em
jerk you both off.
349
00:16:08,120 --> 00:16:09,645
Mm-hmm. The meetings
about to start.
350
00:16:09,720 --> 00:16:11,927
We need to know, are
you gonna sell or not?
351
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:15,049
Guys, we are almost there.
I promise you, we are so close.
352
00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,730
[ Frank]
Oh, Okay!
353
00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:20,930
All right, I want to welcome
all of you Atwater investors,
354
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:27,730
and especially our controlling
shareholder, Mr. Brian LeFevre.
355
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,842
There he is.
356
00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:32,161
Thanks, Frank.
Thank you.
357
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:35,323
All right, I'm very excited about
your passion for the company,
358
00:16:35,400 --> 00:16:37,164
so let's get
right down to business.
359
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,844
[ Charlie ]
Not so fast!
360
00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:42,407
There's something you all need to
know about Atwater! [ Both Laughing ]
361
00:16:42,560 --> 00:16:46,201
Prepare to have your minds blown.
We got a video.
362
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,611
Boom!
Huh?
363
00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:51,048
' N' [ Heavy Meta! ]
- What up?
364
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,566
- Are you ready for the best idea ever?
- [ Bell Dings ]
365
00:16:53,640 --> 00:16:55,056
- Do you have money?
- [ Cash Register Dings ]
366
00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,606
- Do you want even more money?
- [ Cash Register Dings ]
367
00:16:57,680 --> 00:17:02,481
Well, guess what.
We've got a great idea for you.
368
00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:05,803
I- No, I told you not to-Stay out
of my peripheral through the whole-
369
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,922
Two, one. Fight Milk!
370
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,891
The first alcoholic,
dairy-based protein drink...
371
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,401
for bodyguards-
By bodyguards!
372
00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:17,086
I drink it every morning so
I can fight like the crow.
373
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,527
- [ Crow Squawks ] - Just get
out of the way. There we go.
374
00:17:19,640 --> 00:17:21,369
[ Mac j I! is all about
the product' shot'.
375
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,329
Where do I stand?
376
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,576
Don't do the whole-I wanted
them to see the whole thing.
377
00:17:25,600 --> 00:17:27,409
Fight Milk!
[ Crow Squawks ]
378
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,642
- Crow's egg!
- [ Crow Squawks ]
379
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:31,722
- Milk!
- [ Crow Squawks ]
380
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,165
[ Crow Squawks ]
381
00:17:33,320 --> 00:17:36,927
Made fresh. By bodyguards.
And Charlie.
382
00:17:37,040 --> 00:17:38,769
What up?
Well, you're-
383
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:41,571
Watch as profits soar
high as a crow.
384
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,529
[ Cash Register Dinging ]
385
00:17:43,600 --> 00:17:45,489
[ " I Squawks ] " I Squawks ]
386
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,522
Watch your profits soar
high as a crow.
387
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:50,880
[ Sq uawks ] Ow. Sorry.
388
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:52,960
V\/ait. I thought we said
I was gonna-Profits go-
389
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:54,720
Yeah, go with your right.
To the right hand.
390
00:17:54,800 --> 00:17:56,290
Anyway, who wants to invest?
391
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,249
So what's this got to do
with Atwater?
392
00:17:58,320 --> 00:17:59,731
Oh, nothing.
393
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:02,610
No, um, we just didn't want to
lead with the Atwater news...
394
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,136
because we figured you wouldn't
stick around to watch the video.
395
00:18:05,160 --> 00:18:07,447
- [ Frank ] So what's the news?
- Oh! Yeah, right.
396
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,286
- Well, that's not Brian LeFevre!
- [ Murmuring ]
397
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:13,964
This is Brian LeFevre.
398
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,240
[Shareholders Groaning ]
Yeah.
399
00:18:15,320 --> 00:18:16,401
Oh, God.
400
00:18:16,480 --> 00:18:18,562
Apparently he came
to the bar to talk to Frank,
401
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:21,484
and I didn't recognize him from
his picture in his wallet.
402
00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:24,040
But I did recognize it when I saw
that dead face in the morgue.
403
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:25,816
Yeah, I was like, I remember
that dude, yeah. Yeah.
404
00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,650
He came to the bar, and I
remember he had to take a piss.
405
00:18:28,720 --> 00:18:30,290
Yeah, he was having
a couple drinks and-
406
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,601
But Charlie was in the
bathroom cleaning it out.
407
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:34,967
I was working. I'm like, “Dude,
take it out to the alley.”
408
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:37,281
And then I guess he's out in the alley.
He comes back in.
409
00:18:37,360 --> 00:18:39,966
He forgot his wallet.
Mac's like, “I.D. please.”
410
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:42,296
Yeah, he doesn't get in without an I.D.
That's just the rule.
411
00:18:42,320 --> 00:18:45,336
The guy's got no I.D., so now he's roaming
around the alleyway looking for his wallet.
412
00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:48,250
Crackhead comes up to him, says,
“Hey, man, give me your money.”
413
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,576
The guy's like, “I can't. I got
no money.” He's like, “Bullshit.”
414
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,807
He got stabbed a bunch
around the abdomen and-
415
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:55,884
[ Clears Throat ] kind of
bled out and sort of died.
416
00:18:57,360 --> 00:18:58,964
Why do you got his finger?
[Mac] Oh.
417
00:18:59,040 --> 00:19:00,530
[ Both Laughing ]
418
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,936
Well, the whole finger thing is-
This was a miscommunication.
419
00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,803
This is a stupid thing, man.
This guy here-
420
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,645
He's like, “Dude, get a fingerprint.”
And I heard, “Get a fingertip.”
421
00:19:07,720 --> 00:19:10,696
And I chopped his finger off really quick,
and then I'm like, “Is this what you want?”
422
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,245
He started screaming, you know.
423
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,845
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
424
00:19:13,920 --> 00:19:16,605
If Brian LeFevre is dead, then
who the hell are these people?
425
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:21,891
Just a couple of people
who totally got off, bro.
426
00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:24,048
What? You did?
Mmm!
427
00:19:24,160 --> 00:19:25,650
Are you serious?
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
428
00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:27,569
Just... during this?
Whoo-hoo!
429
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,324
Big time. Yeah.
430
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,856
I got off a couple times when we were
watching the video presentation.
431
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,646
Then when he called me out for not being
Brian LeFevre? VVhoo! That got me big time.
432
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:37,256
- That did it?
- Oh, man, did I get off.
433
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:39,336
Yeah. Then he showed the finger.
That was the big one.
434
00:19:39,360 --> 00:19:42,256
The dead finger got you off? I am so
confused. That was the climax, really.
435
00:19:42,280 --> 00:19:44,886
Oh, my God. It was amazing.
It was mostly sexual.
436
00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:47,456
Goddamn you, okay? I could've
gotten some cash out of these men.
437
00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:49,256
I could've gotten
a free pair of shoes, but no.
438
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,976
You said, “Hang in there. I'll help you
get off. I'll help you get off, Dee.
439
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,216
I'll show you how.” And then
you leave me all on my own...
440
00:19:54,240 --> 00:19:56,736
to try and just get off all by myself
without-I did everything that I could.
441
00:19:56,760 --> 00:19:59,096
I don't understand why you couldn't
get off. That's not my fault.
442
00:19:59,120 --> 00:20:00,531
Some women just don't know how.
443
00:20:00,640 --> 00:20:02,483
What?
I don't know what it is.
444
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,722
Sometimes it's only
the guy who gets off.
445
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:08,122
Well, look, I don't know what
the hell's going on over there.
446
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,089
But I can tell you something-
447
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:14,927
that there is something really palpable,
wonderful going on over here.
448
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,571
I love this company.
449
00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:21,486
I love it more than life. I built
this company with these hands.
450
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,085
Built it from the ground up.
451
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:25,407
This is a comp-
[Cell Phone Rings]
452
00:20:25,480 --> 00:20:27,448
Wait. Excuse me.
453
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:30,285
Hello?
454
00:20:30,360 --> 00:20:32,840
It's done? Oh.
455
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:35,042
Good. Right.
456
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:38,681
All right, that's it. It's over. You
can all go. The company's gone.
457
00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:40,922
[ Murmuring ]
What are you talking about?
458
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I stripped the company, sold it to
the Chinks, and they shut it down.
459
00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:46,851
- [ Murmuring ] - In a
sense, you're all fired.
460
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,730
Out. You can all go.
Thank you and good-bye.
461
00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:51,211
Get out. Get out. Go.
462
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:54,363
Hey, Frank, whoa, whoa. I-
Dude, I do not understand.
463
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:56,841
I thought you loved the company.
I do.
464
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,400
But not more than money, and I
just made a shitload of it.
465
00:20:59,520 --> 00:21:00,567
You get it?
Yeah.
466
00:21:00,640 --> 00:21:01,640
See, Charlie?
467
00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:03,125
Speaking of which,
468
00:21:03,280 --> 00:21:06,284
tell me more about this crowtein.
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469
00:21:42,760 --> 00:21:45,730
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