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A hush falls over the crowd
as "Doomsday" Donnelly
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faces off against his archenemy
"Groin Pull" Parker.
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The two warriors size each
other up searching
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for signs of weakness.
Searching, searching...
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"Groin Pull" makes his move.
"Doomsday" down!
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Come on, it's six inches
between you and destiny!
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You know the reversal.
Use it!
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- You can take this guy.
- ( Sighs )
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- ( Blows Whistle )
- GARY: Yeah!
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- ( Cheering )
- Way to go, Macho man.
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( Grunts ) So I lost. Big deal.
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You could have taken him.
You didn't even try.
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It's just gym class.
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You forget that gym class
is a spectator sport.
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Hello?
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Hello?
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- VOICE: Hello, Chett.
- CHETT: Mom?
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VOICE: I realize this tape may
seem a little odd but ever since
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we discussed your helping out
around the house you've all
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but disappeared. I figured this
was my only hope of reaching you.
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- You are one desperate mom.
- Feel free to pick any household
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chore from this chore:
clean out the garage...
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- In your dreams.
- paint the lanai...
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- Kiss my butt.
- or keep the raccoons from
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- digging up my rose bushes.
- Hmm... masked invaders.
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Should you choose to go after
the raccoons remember: be humane.
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( Laughs ) Humane. Good one.
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( Laughs )
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You should have seen him.
You heard of the shag attack?
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We had a Wyatt wimp-out.
"If I play dead, maybe he'll go away."
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So I'm not a hyp I don't pick on you
when you wuss out in physics.
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He's right. We can't all
be superstar athletes.
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If he can't handle wrestling
how does he expect
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to handle the real world?
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We have gym class to
develop that killer edge.
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- I'm happy the way I am.
- I'm your friend, Wy.
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I only want what's best for you.
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Can't you build him a better
backbone or something?
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I've got a better idea.
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Perfume. That will give him an edge.
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Not perfume. Cologne.
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Aggression? "Warning: the surgeon
general has determined that the
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overuse of this product may
be hazardous to your health."
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Yes. You have to be very
careful with this, Wyatt.
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One spritz a day, no more, and
you'll be more assertive in no time.
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- Really?
- Trust me.
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It's concentrated "killer edge."
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Don't think about it. Just do it!
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I don't know.
I'm not sure I need this stuff.
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Remember we're not alone.
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Come to daddy.
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Oh! If there's a dog in heat
within 100 miles we'll find out soon.
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- MAN: Okay, boys, hit the mat.
- Go get them, Bad boy.
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( Blows Whistle )
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( Grunts )
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Yeah! Come on, Wyatt!
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( Blows Whistle )
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( Blows Whistle )
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- ( Blows Whistle )
- Whoo!
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( Whistle Blows )
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- ( Whistle Blows )
- ( Cheering )
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All right.
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I got to hand it to Lisa.
That stinks juice really works.
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You were amazing out here.
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Did you see me?
I have the killer edge.
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And one deep shagback
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I feel like a new man.
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I got all this energy like
I've been plugged in.
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Just hope your stench
doesn't keep the chicks away
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- or your jerky breath.
- I need your quarters.
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- Mr. Burbidge is coming.
- Huh?
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- And he's got quarters.
- ( Coins Jingling )
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- You heard what?
- Mr. Burbidge.
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I see you're growing
a football team there.
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Eleven on each side. Ah, puberty.
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The tumultous changes
one's body endures.
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I realize it may seem you're
growing up one hair
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at a time but that's
nature's grand design.
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When I was your age my arms
were as slick as a bullfrog's belly.
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This frog grew hair. You will too.
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Yeah?
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Good God!
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That was classic. You completely
freaked Mr. Burbidge out.
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You're growing hair where
no man's grown before.
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( Sniffing ) Women--
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10:00.
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What do you say we double-date
cheerleaders friday night?
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Sure, and after that we can
build a staircase
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of cheese and walk to the moon.
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I'm going for it.
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That scent. You smell incredible.
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I could lose myself downwind of you.
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Uh, you gotta excuse he's been
sucking back jerky all morning.
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The shampoo you use.
It's herbal, isn't it?
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I like that. No freaky chemicals.
No animal testing.
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You're conscientious and still
have great-looking hair.
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- Thanks.
- Do we know you guys?
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Not yet. I'm Wyatt. This is Gary.
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Would you like to double-date
tomorrow night?
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- Nothing fancy.
- Yeah, okay.
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Okay, it's date then.
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We'll call you.
Bye.
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You know, for a guy who smells
like a litter box you sure can score.
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Oh, roses look the but what's this?
A trail of cheezos.
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Crunchy fun.
My brain's as big an A.B.B.
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So I'll follow this trail. Maybe it
will lead to a whole bag of cheezos.
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Another snack-related fatality.
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( Noisy Slurping )
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- What? You skip lunch today.
- Just hungry, I guess.
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I don't want to complain, Lisa
but these ribs are kind of well-done.
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I didn't even cook this batch.
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Yet another one of Wyatt's
bizarro side-effects.
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Bizarro? I haven't noticed
anything bizarro.
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Well, this is.
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And so is this.
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Gary's got a point.
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Excuse me, but I just wanted
more guts on the wrestling mat.
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Not more hair on my back.
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That cologne brought your
bestial side to the surface.
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My bestial side?
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The super hearing,
the smelling, the hair.
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- ( Siren Wailing )
- ( Howling )
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- That.
- And the assertiveness you wanted--
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the confidence-- it's rooted
in your pre-civilized self.
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It's that way for everyone.
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Thanks for the lecture, Dr. Science
but what's next?
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Wyatt marking his territory,
or burying his caca?
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I don't understand.
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Wyatt shouldn't have had
any side-effects at all.
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- Not unless you over-spritzed today?
- Did you?
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This is Wyatt Donnelly.
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The guy who saved every
instruction manual since I was five.
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The guy who asked Mr Ortiz
at school to translate
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the spanish part of my computer
set-up instructions just in case
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they said something the
english part didn't.
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I spritzed once a day.
Now, if you don't mind, I'm thirsty.
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But I'm just... I said I'm thirsty.
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( Growling )
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( Slurping )
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( Bell Ringing )
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Another glorious day in P.E., Wy.
Though I gotta say
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it was classic when you gnawed
a hole in wasserman's headgear.
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( Spritzing )
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Well, well, if it isn't Mr.
"follow instructions" himself.
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It's almost empty!
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No wonder you're turning
into a walking toupee.
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I need that cologne.
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Ever since I started using it,
I've been feeling so great.
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Like I finally found that part
of me that's been missing.
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It's awesome.
The more I use, the better it gets.
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Wy, you're addicted.
Yogot a monkey on your back.
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Hell, you are a monkey!
I'm pouring this out.
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You can't do that!
It's for your own good.
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You're out of control.
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- ( Hissing )
- No biting.
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Nice going.
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You spilled it all.
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Oh, oh.
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Forget the cologne.
Look in the mirror.
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I don't feel so good.
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- It's simple.
- That skunk sauce made Wyatt a monkey.
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- How much simpler can it get?
- Not a monkey, a hominid.
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A proto-human. Wyatt's slipped
back down the evolutionary ladder.
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The condition he's in now--
he's right about here after the homo
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habilis but before the neanderthal
give or take some shoe sizes.
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How long till he's Wyatt
Donnellytus again?
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- Stop doing that.
- Not until the spell wears off.
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That's it.
It's ix-nay on the big duo date.
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- So close, yet so not close.
- What? You're giving up?
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Aw, man. Think about it.
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As Wyatt, the chimp-faced
boy this could be yours
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and anybody else's
most embarrassing date.
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But Mindy and Deb most
gorgeous girls in school.
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We can't pass up change like that.
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I won't let you do it.
Nope, we'll just sit here
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eating bananas watching
echino man until you're you again.
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( Grunts ) Gary.
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I appreciate you looking out for me.
I do, but date tonight.
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It once in a lifetime deal.
Must do it.
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Not just for me, for both of us.
Must go.
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Wyatt may have regressed
a few hundred thousand years
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- but he's more confident.
- See?
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- We pull off evening, no problem.
- "We pull off evening"?
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- No, Tarzan.
- Look.
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If things get bad we call it
sun go down, moon up.
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- Call it a night?
- Mmm.
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- Call it night.
- Maybe she likes animals.
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Okay. Okay. But the second
things go wacky we're out of there.
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( Wyatt Growling )
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Oh, yeah. This is good idea.
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- Keep your hat down.
- To order?
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The barbecue chicken pizza
but no-sun-dried tomatoes.
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I'll have that too,
with the tomatoes but no cheese.
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- Sure.
- I want meat.
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- Meat, meat, meat!
- High-protein diet.
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- Cheeseburger fries.
- Got it.
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I love the beard. It's cooler than
that scraggly one Ethan Hawke has.
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( Sniffing )
Gary, are you wearing cologne?
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No, Wyatt went overboard
in the fragrance department.
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Really? I like it. Don't you?
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- ( Sneezes )
- Do you have a cold?
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No. Allergies. Is there a cat in here?
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( Sniffing )
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No cat.
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And one good squeeze and
the ketchup hit the ceiling.
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- Up there not far from the corner.
- Dessert?
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- Wyatt, you've been kind of quiet tonight.
- ( Mumbling )
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Yeah, well, that's 'cause
Wyatt's feeling depressed.
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His cousin, you see,
who lives in... Poland...
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Well, he's not doing so well.
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He give you that great hat?
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- The hat?
- Yeah, right?
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- From Poland.
- Can I look...
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Nope! It doesn't come off
until his uncle... cousin.
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Cousin feels much better
and is on his feet.
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Dessert?
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- ( Growling )
- He's still nibbling.
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Excuse me.
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- What do you think?
- I like Wyatt.
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Me too. The other guy's uptight.
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Mm-hmm. Wyatt's sincere
and kind of sexy and when
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he looks at you he's got
that hunger in his eyes.
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"How was the big date, Gary?"
"Fine. We talked.
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We laughed.
Wyatt gutted the waitress."
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- My food!
- You're getting worse.
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- Let's call it a sun go down.
- No stop.
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Give me one good reason
why we should continue.
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- Sweet food after meat?
- We are not staying for dessert.
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Come on.
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Sorry, girls. Wyatt's got a curfew.
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- I got to take him home.
- Come?
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Sure.
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( Twang )
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Thought you were safe,
my furry friends?
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Even in the puny light of the
toenail moon I can see you.
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- ( Bird Squawks )
- One loudmouth mockingbird, 11:00.
237
00:16:19,800 --> 00:16:25,200
- ( Frog Croaks )
- One puke-green tree frog, 2:00.
238
00:16:27,500 --> 00:16:31,467
Ohh... yes.
239
00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:43,367
One cross-your-heart playtex
just aching to be unsnapped.
240
00:16:43,867 --> 00:16:45,867
Ahh.
241
00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:50,867
- So, you girls comfortable?
- Yeah.
242
00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:54,867
- What happened to the music?
- Good question.
243
00:16:54,867 --> 00:16:58,867
- Wyatt, how's that music coming?
- ( Sniffing )
244
00:17:01,867 --> 00:17:04,367
- ( Growling )
- Huh?
245
00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:06,967
I got it, Cheetah.
246
00:17:07,967 --> 00:17:10,400
- ( Loud Music Playing )
- Aaah!
247
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,400
- ( Music Lowered )
- ( Humming )
248
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:17,033
- ( Whistles )
- Hmm?
249
00:17:20,533 --> 00:17:23,433
So... here we are.
250
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,767
( Moaning )
251
00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:34,267
Looks like the mood's been set.
What do you want to do?
252
00:17:34,767 --> 00:17:36,400
Leave.
253
00:17:41,033 --> 00:17:44,533
I like that take-charge attitude!
254
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,500
( TV Playing )
255
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,367
Can you watch talking
box somewhere else?
256
00:17:54,367 --> 00:17:57,300
No. Can you...?
257
00:17:58,267 --> 00:18:01,767
Ohh! Wyatt!
258
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,700
Something's happening.
Your date's going ape.
259
00:18:06,033 --> 00:18:08,033
Your cologne must have
rubbed off on her.
260
00:18:08,033 --> 00:18:09,733
( Growling )
261
00:18:12,667 --> 00:18:14,667
All right, that's it.
262
00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,133
I'm getting Lisa.
263
00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:26,133
- ( Computer Beeps )
- That's not the password?
264
00:18:26,133 --> 00:18:29,133
But "password" has
always been the password.
265
00:18:31,133 --> 00:18:33,067
- ( Beeps )
- Aah!
266
00:18:33,067 --> 00:18:34,567
He must have changed it.
267
00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:41,567
Excuse me, Wyatt?
I need Lisa's new password.
268
00:18:42,067 --> 00:18:43,567
( Growling )
269
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:54,433
I need Lisa's new password.
270
00:18:54,433 --> 00:18:57,533
- Hrungk.
- Hrungk?
271
00:18:57,533 --> 00:18:58,533
Got it. Hrungk.
272
00:18:58,533 --> 00:19:00,033
Here. Have a party.
273
00:19:01,033 --> 00:19:01,533
Hmm?
274
00:19:02,033 --> 00:19:04,033
Hrungk? What the heck is
that supposed to mean?
275
00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:06,333
This is never going to work.
276
00:19:08,567 --> 00:19:10,567
Son of a gun.
277
00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:12,567
Keep your hands and
arms inside the tram
278
00:19:13,067 --> 00:19:15,067
at all times and don't
make eye contact.
279
00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:20,567
So they have fur on their faces.
The spell will wear off soon enough.
280
00:19:22,067 --> 00:19:25,100
See? They're losing
interest in each other.
281
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:32,533
I don't feel... good.
282
00:19:41,333 --> 00:19:44,333
- Why didn't you do something.
- I was stunned.
283
00:19:47,767 --> 00:19:50,700
- What did you do?
- You have magic powers.
284
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:55,700
Do something!
285
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,700
That wasn't quite what I had in mind.
286
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,700
( Chattering ) Well, well.
287
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:06,200
Looks like we've got company.
288
00:20:06,700 --> 00:20:09,133
Come out, come out
wherever you are!
289
00:20:09,133 --> 00:20:11,633
( Laughter )
290
00:20:14,133 --> 00:20:18,633
Huh? The old raptor strategy:
291
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:25,567
create a diversion in front while
you flank me from the side.
292
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:29,867
Well, you're going to have to be
one crafty vermin to put one over
293
00:20:29,867 --> 00:20:34,367
on probationary buck private
third class Chett Donnelly.
294
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:37,200
Whoa!
295
00:20:37,200 --> 00:20:39,200
Aah!
296
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:41,700
( Groaning )
297
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:47,533
- I'll be back...
- ( Laughter )
298
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:52,933
To blow you back to whatever
planet you came from you mutant...
299
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,833
- There they are.
- Look at that.
300
00:21:00,267 --> 00:21:02,767
- That's disgusting.
- Oh, I don't know.
301
00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:07,267
- They make a cute couple.
- Huh?
302
00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:18,933
Um... I just wanted to say
303
00:21:18,933 --> 00:21:23,333
I had a really wonderful time...
tonight, Wyatt.
304
00:21:23,333 --> 00:21:29,100
- Yeah, me too.
- What are we doing up here?
305
00:21:29,533 --> 00:21:31,967
Up where?
306
00:21:32,967 --> 00:21:38,967
Wyatt turns Mindy into
an ape shares head lice
307
00:21:38,967 --> 00:21:40,967
and she still goes out with him?
308
00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,467
Never underestimate the
power of animal instinct.
309
00:21:47,467 --> 00:21:50,467
( Growling )
310
00:21:58,267 --> 00:21:59,267
Ugh.
311
00:21:59,767 --> 00:22:01,267
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