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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,708 --> 00:00:05,197 The news never ends. 2 00:00:05,563 --> 00:00:07,033 This is tenneti GCR, 3 00:00:07,336 --> 00:00:09,979 you get all the news you need, all day long. 4 00:00:11,260 --> 00:00:15,446 Good morning. It's 42° and 10:30 on this Thursday October 15. 5 00:00:15,789 --> 00:00:17,956 I'm Standale brodson. Here's what's happening. 6 00:00:18,271 --> 00:00:20,448 It's day eighteen of the garbage stall 7 00:00:20,473 --> 00:00:23,187 with 10,000 tons of garbage piling up every day. 8 00:00:23,380 --> 00:00:26,271 Even the nicest sections of the city are looking like swamps. 9 00:00:26,671 --> 00:00:30,242 Health commissioner Edward O'broad is declaring a citywide state of emergency 10 00:00:30,267 --> 00:00:31,964 for the first time in decades. 11 00:00:31,989 --> 00:00:35,953 There's no need to wait until somebody dies or comes down with typhoid fever. 12 00:00:36,053 --> 00:00:38,095 It's already a serious situation. 13 00:00:38,205 --> 00:00:40,505 It's something that effects almost everyone in the city, 14 00:00:40,530 --> 00:00:42,739 no matter who they are or where they live. 15 00:00:42,835 --> 00:00:47,081 You can't go down one avenue without seeing nothing but garbage and rats. 16 00:00:47,323 --> 00:00:51,288 It's starting to affect my business when customers can't get in here because of garbage situation. 17 00:00:51,362 --> 00:00:53,314 Out there, not just smell it 18 00:00:53,339 --> 00:00:55,234 but I think to look at it, its terrible. 19 00:00:55,294 --> 00:00:59,613 It don't affect me, except for the... the very bad smell, it's horrific. 20 00:00:59,716 --> 00:01:03,894 I've been in this country for 50 years and I've never seen anything like it. 21 00:01:03,919 --> 00:01:05,591 What's this world coming to? 22 00:01:05,668 --> 00:01:08,299 - sit there and talk 'till they get it over with.. 23 00:01:08,325 --> 00:01:10,830 24 hours, 48 hours, how long it takes. 24 00:01:11,033 --> 00:01:14,451 The Idea of the national guard pulling in and cleaning up, it's good idea! 25 00:01:14,802 --> 00:01:17,585 In other news- the building industry today 26 00:01:17,610 --> 00:01:20,802 expressed concern over the latest increase in heating oil prices. 27 00:01:57,494 --> 00:01:58,843 Let's get it. 28 00:01:59,015 --> 00:02:01,379 - Yo, what's up with your shoes, bro? - Nice signboard, huh? 29 00:02:01,404 --> 00:02:04,006 If you're gonna be a clown, at least you can be a bill-boy, you know that, right? 30 00:02:05,061 --> 00:02:06,696 - Hey! - Got it! 31 00:02:06,721 --> 00:02:09,205 - Go! Go! - Hey! 32 00:02:10,366 --> 00:02:13,147 - Come on, Kyle, let's go! - We've got his sign! 33 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:17,842 - Stop there! - Come on! 34 00:02:22,436 --> 00:02:23,598 Hey! 35 00:02:27,879 --> 00:02:30,798 Stop them! 36 00:02:32,488 --> 00:02:34,646 - Come on! - Get out of the way! 37 00:02:41,467 --> 00:02:42,510 Hey! 38 00:02:43,721 --> 00:02:45,644 You bastards... 39 00:02:50,690 --> 00:02:51,971 Ooh! 40 00:02:51,996 --> 00:02:54,066 Come on, beat this asshole. 41 00:02:56,047 --> 00:02:57,842 Harder! Harder! 42 00:02:57,898 --> 00:02:59,765 Beat him up. Take his... 43 00:02:59,790 --> 00:03:01,993 - Go, go! - Come on, come on! Let's go! 44 00:04:44,329 --> 00:04:45,818 Is it just me 45 00:04:46,807 --> 00:04:48,663 or is it getting crazier out there? 46 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,510 It is certainly tense. 47 00:04:56,122 --> 00:04:57,554 People are upset. 48 00:04:58,329 --> 00:04:59,338 They're struggling. 49 00:04:59,603 --> 00:05:00,620 Looking for work. 50 00:05:01,237 --> 00:05:03,599 - These are tough times. - Huh. 51 00:05:05,554 --> 00:05:06,805 How 'bout you? 52 00:05:08,713 --> 00:05:10,457 Have you been keeping up with your journal? 53 00:05:12,377 --> 00:05:13,385 Yes, Ma'am. 54 00:05:15,629 --> 00:05:16,755 Great. 55 00:05:17,874 --> 00:05:19,102 Did you bring it with you? 56 00:05:23,737 --> 00:05:24,944 Arthur... 57 00:05:25,081 --> 00:05:27,663 last time I asked you to bring your journal with you. 58 00:05:27,688 --> 00:05:29,384 For these appointments. 59 00:05:29,789 --> 00:05:31,009 Can I see it? 60 00:05:43,052 --> 00:05:46,579 I've been using it as a... as a journal, 61 00:05:47,916 --> 00:05:49,989 but also as a joke diary. 62 00:05:50,575 --> 00:05:54,153 Funny thoughts or observations... 63 00:05:54,994 --> 00:05:58,673 I think I told you I'm pursuing a career in stand-up comedy. 64 00:06:02,762 --> 00:06:04,217 No, you didn't. 65 00:06:05,865 --> 00:06:07,374 I think I did. 66 00:06:16,504 --> 00:06:19,512 "I just hope my death makes more cents than my life." 67 00:06:36,076 --> 00:06:37,754 How does it feel to have to come here? 68 00:06:38,562 --> 00:06:39,571 Does it help 69 00:06:39,614 --> 00:06:41,189 to have someone to talk to? 70 00:06:45,515 --> 00:06:48,190 I think that felt better when I was locked up in a hospital. 71 00:06:50,742 --> 00:06:52,336 And having thought more about 72 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:54,723 why you were locked up? 73 00:07:00,318 --> 00:07:01,626 Who knows? 74 00:07:09,210 --> 00:07:12,557 I was wondering if you could ask the doctor to increase my medication? 75 00:07:18,687 --> 00:07:21,049 Arthur, you're on seven different medications. 76 00:07:22,659 --> 00:07:24,298 Surely they must be doing something. 77 00:07:27,667 --> 00:07:29,723 I just don't want to feel so bad anymore. 78 00:08:06,363 --> 00:08:08,661 Can you please stop bothering my kid? 79 00:08:11,321 --> 00:08:12,484 - Sit! - I wasn't bothering her... 80 00:08:12,509 --> 00:08:14,027 - Just stop! - I was... 81 00:08:22,464 --> 00:08:24,299 What, you think that's funny? 82 00:08:32,693 --> 00:08:34,638 I'm sorry, I have a... 83 00:08:40,678 --> 00:08:44,251 "It's a medical condition causing sudden, frequent, uncontrollable laughter that doesn't match 84 00:08:44,276 --> 00:08:47,849 how you feel. It can happen in people with a brain injury or certain neurological conditions." 85 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:52,870 I'm sorry, Ma'am... Huh-huh. 86 00:10:29,195 --> 00:10:32,104 Happy? Did you check the mail before you came up? 87 00:10:32,324 --> 00:10:33,636 Yeah, mom. 88 00:10:34,599 --> 00:10:35,827 Nothing. 89 00:10:39,276 --> 00:10:43,359 - Your body couldn't get any worse. 90 00:10:43,624 --> 00:10:47,089 Authorities are saying the city is under siege by scores of rats. 91 00:10:47,237 --> 00:10:50,630 - And not just any rats - super rats. - Wha-What's it doing? 92 00:10:50,656 --> 00:10:52,788 He must not be getting my letters. 93 00:10:54,024 --> 00:10:56,123 It's Thomas Wayne, mom. 94 00:10:56,526 --> 00:10:59,145 - He is a busy man. - Oh, please. 95 00:10:59,357 --> 00:11:01,343 I worked for that family for years. 96 00:11:01,735 --> 00:11:03,525 The least he could do is write back. 97 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:08,217 Here, all worked up. Eat. 98 00:11:08,325 --> 00:11:10,663 - You need to eat. - You need to eat. 99 00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:13,402 Look how skinny you are. 100 00:11:18,809 --> 00:11:21,435 He will make a great mayor. Everybody says so. 101 00:11:22,109 --> 00:11:24,332 Oh, yeah? Everybody who? 102 00:11:24,535 --> 00:11:27,905 - Who do you talk to? - Well, everybody on the news. 103 00:11:28,398 --> 00:11:30,447 He is the only one who could save the city. 104 00:11:30,916 --> 00:11:32,488 He owe's it to us. 105 00:11:35,318 --> 00:11:36,890 Come, sit. It's starting. 106 00:11:36,915 --> 00:11:38,830 Oh, my! 107 00:11:39,465 --> 00:11:42,969 From NCB studios in Gotham city! 108 00:11:43,065 --> 00:11:46,004 It's Live with Murray Franklin! 109 00:11:47,137 --> 00:11:49,759 Tonight Murray welcomes, Sandra Winger, 110 00:11:49,783 --> 00:11:55,069 comedian Skip Byron and the piano styling of Yeldon & Chantel! 111 00:11:55,207 --> 00:11:57,584 Joining Murray as always, 112 00:11:57,609 --> 00:12:00,019 Ellis Drane and his Jazz Orchestra. 113 00:12:00,037 --> 00:12:02,947 And now, without further ado, 114 00:12:02,972 --> 00:12:06,287 Murray Franklin! 115 00:12:17,729 --> 00:12:18,986 Thank you. 116 00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:22,283 Thank you. 117 00:12:22,447 --> 00:12:24,589 We've got a great looking audience today. 118 00:12:24,614 --> 00:12:26,687 - Yeah! - Murray! 119 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:28,714 Wow. Thank you. Thank you. 120 00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:29,783 Thank you. 121 00:12:30,505 --> 00:12:34,460 So, everybody's heard about the super rats stutter in Gotham now, right? 122 00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:38,974 Well, today, the mayor said he has a solution. 123 00:12:39,089 --> 00:12:40,602 You ready for this? 124 00:12:40,710 --> 00:12:42,241 Super Cats. 125 00:12:46,074 --> 00:12:49,158 - But no, seriously, these guys are... - I love you, Murray! 126 00:12:51,255 --> 00:12:52,467 I love you, too. 127 00:12:54,404 --> 00:12:56,334 Hey, Bobby, will you put the lights on? 128 00:12:56,485 --> 00:12:58,160 Who is that? Was that you? 129 00:12:58,255 --> 00:12:59,576 You wanna stand up, please? 130 00:12:59,668 --> 00:13:01,365 Stand. Stand up. 131 00:13:01,672 --> 00:13:03,129 Good. 132 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,214 What's your name? 133 00:13:10,104 --> 00:13:12,201 Hi, Murray. Arthur. 134 00:13:12,286 --> 00:13:13,777 - Arthur? - My name is Arthur. 135 00:13:13,787 --> 00:13:16,711 Ah, okay, well, there is something special about you, Arthur. I could tell. 136 00:13:16,903 --> 00:13:19,508 - Where are you from? - I live right here in the city. 137 00:13:19,836 --> 00:13:21,156 With my m... mother. 138 00:13:22,847 --> 00:13:25,288 Okay, hold on. Hold on. There is nothing funny about that. 139 00:13:25,313 --> 00:13:27,986 Well, I lived with my mother before I made it. Just me and her. 140 00:13:28,135 --> 00:13:30,699 I'm that kid who's father went out for a pack of cigarettes. 141 00:13:31,222 --> 00:13:32,550 And he never came back. 142 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:35,099 I knew what that's like, Murray. 143 00:13:35,476 --> 00:13:37,941 I've been the man of the house for as long as I could remember. 144 00:13:38,271 --> 00:13:39,842 I take good care of my mother. 145 00:13:44,255 --> 00:13:47,016 All that sacrifice, she must love you very much. 146 00:13:47,181 --> 00:13:48,229 She does. 147 00:13:48,622 --> 00:13:52,232 She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. 148 00:13:52,671 --> 00:13:55,264 She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter. 149 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,736 Oh man! 150 00:14:03,064 --> 00:14:06,161 I like that. I like that a lot! Come on down. 151 00:14:06,186 --> 00:14:08,324 Come on! For that, you've got to come down. 152 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,580 Come on! Come on! 153 00:14:18,471 --> 00:14:19,472 Come on! 154 00:14:34,357 --> 00:14:35,908 Okay, we've got a big show tonight. 155 00:14:35,933 --> 00:14:38,037 Stay tuned. We will be right back. 156 00:14:39,076 --> 00:14:40,811 That was great, Arthur. Thank you. 157 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,548 I mean, I mean, I loved hearing what you had to say, it made my day. 158 00:14:44,035 --> 00:14:45,211 Thanks, Murray. 159 00:14:45,583 --> 00:14:48,639 You see all this, the lights, the show, the audience, all that stuff? 160 00:14:48,694 --> 00:14:51,283 I'd give it all up in a heartbeat to have a kid like you. 161 00:15:25,642 --> 00:15:27,701 ... 162 00:15:27,991 --> 00:15:29,371 ... 163 00:15:29,876 --> 00:15:31,190 ... 164 00:15:31,644 --> 00:15:33,119 You're such a jerk. 165 00:15:33,144 --> 00:15:34,590 What's up, ladies? 166 00:15:34,655 --> 00:15:36,953 - Hey, Randall. What's up? - Oh, it's another day in chuckle town. 167 00:15:37,094 --> 00:15:38,095 Yep. 168 00:15:41,618 --> 00:15:42,996 You okay? 169 00:15:44,754 --> 00:15:46,716 I heard about the beat-down you took. 170 00:15:47,729 --> 00:15:49,076 Fucking savages. 171 00:15:50,224 --> 00:15:53,290 It was just a bunch of kids. I should've left it alone. 172 00:15:53,362 --> 00:15:55,932 Oh, I'll take everything from here if you do that. 173 00:15:56,176 --> 00:15:59,225 All the crazy shit out there? They're animals. 174 00:15:59,547 --> 00:16:00,603 Hm. 175 00:16:04,497 --> 00:16:05,720 You know what? 176 00:16:10,727 --> 00:16:12,033 Here. 177 00:16:13,550 --> 00:16:14,559 What's it? 178 00:16:15,255 --> 00:16:16,264 Take it. 179 00:16:17,179 --> 00:16:18,188 It's for you. 180 00:16:22,684 --> 00:16:24,510 You gotta protect yourself out there, 181 00:16:25,445 --> 00:16:26,876 otherwise you're gonna get fucked. 182 00:16:28,627 --> 00:16:29,855 Randall.. 183 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,615 I'm not supposed to have a gun. 184 00:16:35,454 --> 00:16:38,597 Don't sweat it, Art. No one has to know. 185 00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:41,144 And you can pay me back some other time. 186 00:16:41,455 --> 00:16:42,818 You know you're my boy. 187 00:16:44,679 --> 00:16:48,375 Arthur... Hoyt wants to see you in his office. 188 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,947 Hey, Gary, you know what I've always wondered? 189 00:16:50,999 --> 00:16:52,085 No idea. 190 00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,831 Do you people call it miniature golf, or is it just golf to you? 191 00:17:01,318 --> 00:17:03,730 ... 192 00:17:19,128 --> 00:17:20,458 Hello, Hoyt. 193 00:17:20,856 --> 00:17:23,179 Gary said you wanted to see me? 194 00:17:23,649 --> 00:17:26,479 How's the comedy career? You're a famous stand-up yet? 195 00:17:26,684 --> 00:17:27,770 Not quite. 196 00:17:28,014 --> 00:17:29,756 Just been working on my material. 197 00:17:30,039 --> 00:17:31,781 No, don't sit. This will be quick. 198 00:17:32,033 --> 00:17:34,339 Look. I like you, Arthur. 199 00:17:34,364 --> 00:17:37,054 You know, lot of the guys here think you're a freak, but I like you. 200 00:17:37,867 --> 00:17:39,420 I don't even know why I like you. 201 00:17:39,939 --> 00:17:41,478 But I got another complain. 202 00:17:42,355 --> 00:17:45,095 And it's starting to piss me off. Kenny's Music. 203 00:17:45,140 --> 00:17:47,178 The guy said you disappeared. 204 00:17:47,541 --> 00:17:49,194 Never even returned his sign. 205 00:17:49,784 --> 00:17:51,551 Because I got jumped. 206 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,212 Didn't you hear? 207 00:17:53,604 --> 00:17:54,975 For a sign? 208 00:17:55,285 --> 00:17:57,666 It's bullshit. It makes no sense, 209 00:17:58,149 --> 00:17:59,641 just give him his sign back. 210 00:17:59,963 --> 00:18:02,223 He's going out of business for god's sake, Arthur. 211 00:18:02,582 --> 00:18:04,271 Why would I keep that sign? 212 00:18:04,562 --> 00:18:06,935 How the fuck do I know? Why does anybody do anything? 213 00:18:08,527 --> 00:18:10,171 If you don't return the sign, 214 00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:12,594 I got to take it out of your pay check. 215 00:18:13,591 --> 00:18:15,083 Are we clear? 216 00:18:16,209 --> 00:18:19,542 Listen, I'm trying to help you. Okay? 217 00:18:19,567 --> 00:18:21,037 Now I tell you something else. 218 00:18:21,062 --> 00:18:24,218 The other guys, they don't feel comfortable around you, Arthur. 219 00:18:24,656 --> 00:18:26,785 Because people think you're weird. okay? 220 00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:29,064 And I can't have that around me. 221 00:18:29,089 --> 00:18:31,091 I want it... I want it to work out... 222 00:19:17,863 --> 00:19:20,823 Wait, wait, wait! Wait! 223 00:19:23,017 --> 00:19:24,673 Oh, thank you. 224 00:19:46,158 --> 00:19:48,504 This building is so awful, isn't it? 225 00:19:50,494 --> 00:19:53,144 This building is so awful, right, mommy? 226 00:19:53,284 --> 00:19:55,570 Yeah, sweetie. I hear you, GiGi. 227 00:19:55,618 --> 00:19:58,315 It's so awful, mommy. 228 00:19:59,677 --> 00:20:01,530 Right, mommy? 229 00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:09,806 - It's fine. - This building's so awful, isn't it? 230 00:20:09,831 --> 00:20:10,832 M-hm. 231 00:20:16,641 --> 00:20:17,650 Hey. 232 00:20:23,945 --> 00:20:24,954 Come here. 233 00:20:43,832 --> 00:20:44,833 Head up. 234 00:20:45,303 --> 00:20:47,490 Maybe the mailman is throwing them away. 235 00:20:47,685 --> 00:20:50,597 Mom, why are these letters so important to you? 236 00:20:51,411 --> 00:20:53,795 - What do you think he's gonna do? - He's gonna help us. 237 00:20:54,862 --> 00:20:56,731 Okay, you worked for them, what? 238 00:20:57,561 --> 00:20:59,045 30 years ago? 239 00:20:59,133 --> 00:21:00,631 Why would he help us? 240 00:21:01,182 --> 00:21:03,497 Because Thomas Wayne is a good man. 241 00:21:04,701 --> 00:21:06,681 If he knew how we were living, 242 00:21:07,431 --> 00:21:10,152 if he saw this place, it would make him sick. 243 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,911 I can't explain it to you any better than that. 244 00:21:16,469 --> 00:21:18,377 I don't want you worrying about money. 245 00:21:19,543 --> 00:21:20,678 Or me. 246 00:21:21,161 --> 00:21:24,822 Everybody's telling me that my stand-up is ready for the big clubs. 247 00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:28,747 Happy, what makes you think you could do that? 248 00:21:29,189 --> 00:21:30,878 - What do you mean? - I mean... 249 00:21:32,015 --> 00:21:33,962 don't you have to be funny to be a comedian? 250 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,264 Hey, what's your name? 251 00:22:39,039 --> 00:22:40,048 Arthur. 252 00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:41,826 Hey, Arthur.. 253 00:22:42,179 --> 00:22:43,890 You're a really good dancer. 254 00:22:44,783 --> 00:22:46,193 I don't know. 255 00:22:46,218 --> 00:22:47,710 Well, it's not? 256 00:22:47,876 --> 00:22:49,206 Here. 257 00:22:54,047 --> 00:22:56,166 Happy! What was that? Are you okay? 258 00:22:56,191 --> 00:22:57,490 Mom, what? 259 00:22:57,515 --> 00:22:59,598 That noise! Did you hear that noise? 260 00:22:59,624 --> 00:23:02,044 I'm... I'm watching an old war movie! 261 00:23:02,069 --> 00:23:03,821 Turn it down! 262 00:23:09,295 --> 00:23:10,694 It's hard, mom. 263 00:24:30,495 --> 00:24:32,843 It's nice to see these couples are at my show. 264 00:24:33,890 --> 00:24:36,039 I have a wife, we love to role play. 265 00:24:36,565 --> 00:24:38,692 Yes. Yes, very sexy. 266 00:24:39,053 --> 00:24:40,642 My favorite one right now is... 267 00:24:40,736 --> 00:24:44,990 professor and senior who really need to pass my class to graduate. 268 00:24:46,269 --> 00:24:47,278 Yes. 269 00:24:50,355 --> 00:24:52,954 I'm a professor at a prestigious new England university 270 00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:58,304 and my wife is a senior in my intro to western civ. 271 00:25:00,552 --> 00:25:03,794 I know, I know, why is she... why is she a senior in intro? 272 00:25:03,938 --> 00:25:05,546 I didn't buy it either. 273 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:08,512 So she comes to me during my office hours, 274 00:25:08,810 --> 00:25:10,426 Monday and Wednesday 3:00 to 5:00, 275 00:25:10,451 --> 00:25:12,320 and she says," excuse me, professor Lewis." 276 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:16,250 I can't use my real last name at this collage 'cause they don't hire Jews. 277 00:25:18,307 --> 00:25:21,393 Something I'll address once I have a tenure. But for now, 278 00:25:22,237 --> 00:25:23,821 She says, "excuse me professor Lewis." 279 00:25:23,846 --> 00:25:26,440 I think I might be in danger of failing intro to western civ 280 00:25:26,465 --> 00:25:29,096 "and I just want you to know I'm willing to do anything to pass." 281 00:25:29,928 --> 00:25:33,445 I said "anything?", and she says "Aah". 282 00:26:38,228 --> 00:26:39,537 Oh. Hey. 283 00:26:39,857 --> 00:26:40,865 Hey. 284 00:26:41,342 --> 00:26:43,070 Were you following me today? 285 00:26:46,409 --> 00:26:47,719 Yeah. 286 00:26:50,022 --> 00:26:51,425 I thought that was you. 287 00:26:52,846 --> 00:26:54,941 I was hoping you'd come in and rob the place. 288 00:26:57,033 --> 00:26:58,320 I have a gun. 289 00:26:58,668 --> 00:26:59,907 I'll come by tomorrow. 290 00:27:03,387 --> 00:27:04,849 You're so funny, Arthur. 291 00:27:07,449 --> 00:27:08,769 Yeah.. 292 00:27:08,912 --> 00:27:11,249 You know, I... I do stand-up comedy. 293 00:27:11,382 --> 00:27:13,977 You should maybe come and see my show sometime. 294 00:27:14,713 --> 00:27:15,722 I could do that. 295 00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:17,295 Yeah? 296 00:27:17,599 --> 00:27:19,294 Yeah. You let me know when? 297 00:27:19,315 --> 00:27:20,324 Yeah. 298 00:27:27,015 --> 00:27:30,589 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, wiggle your ears ♪ 299 00:27:31,686 --> 00:27:35,000 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, wiggle your ears ♪ 300 00:27:36,284 --> 00:27:40,761 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪  and you feel it, well, just show it ♪ 301 00:27:40,902 --> 00:27:44,872 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ wiggle your ears ♪ 302 00:27:45,478 --> 00:27:48,982 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ stomp your feet ♪ 303 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,557 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ stomp your feet ♪ 304 00:27:54,650 --> 00:27:59,219 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ and you feel it, well, just show it ♪ 305 00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:03,411 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, stomp your feet ♪ 306 00:28:03,651 --> 00:28:07,803 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ shout "Hooray" ♪ 307 00:28:08,397 --> 00:28:12,065 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ shout "Hooray" ♪ 308 00:28:12,955 --> 00:28:16,048 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, ♪ ♪ and you feel it... ♪ 309 00:28:16,093 --> 00:28:17,845 Hoyt, please. 310 00:28:18,299 --> 00:28:19,631 I love this job. 311 00:28:19,737 --> 00:28:24,249 Arthur, I need to know why you brought a gun into a kids hospital. 312 00:28:24,281 --> 00:28:27,079 It's a part. It's part of my act now. 313 00:28:27,326 --> 00:28:29,065 That's bullshit! Bullshit! 314 00:28:29,344 --> 00:28:31,534 What kind of a clown carries a fucking gun? 315 00:28:32,181 --> 00:28:36,225 Besides, Randall told me you tried to buy a .38 off him last week. 316 00:28:36,751 --> 00:28:39,010 - Randall told you that? - You 're fuck up, Arthur. 317 00:28:39,558 --> 00:28:40,897 And a liar. 318 00:28:41,046 --> 00:28:42,463 You're fired! 319 00:29:08,432 --> 00:29:11,291 ... 320 00:29:13,118 --> 00:29:15,965 I'm telling you, she wanted my number. We should have just stayed. 321 00:29:15,990 --> 00:29:18,788 You're dreaming, man. She wasn't interested... at all. 322 00:29:18,879 --> 00:29:21,335 Are you nuts? Did you see how close we were dancing!? 323 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:22,202 She was in love, bro. 324 00:29:22,227 --> 00:29:24,006 She couldn't wait to get away from you. 325 00:29:24,031 --> 00:29:26,804 Ryan. Ryan, am I crazy? Tell him what you saw. 326 00:29:27,961 --> 00:29:30,307 Hey. You want some french fries? 327 00:29:33,289 --> 00:29:35,155 Hello...? 328 00:29:35,595 --> 00:29:38,718 - I'm talking to you. Hey. - No, thank you. 329 00:29:41,953 --> 00:29:43,377 You sure? 330 00:29:44,758 --> 00:29:46,307 They're really good. 331 00:29:48,818 --> 00:29:51,702 Don't ignore him. He's being nice to you. 332 00:30:17,889 --> 00:30:19,896 There's something funny, asshole? 333 00:30:23,733 --> 00:30:25,186 Bitch! 334 00:30:31,795 --> 00:30:34,904 ♪ Isn't it rich? ♪ 335 00:30:35,281 --> 00:30:38,011 ♪ Are we a pair? ♪ 336 00:30:40,176 --> 00:30:43,102 ♪ Me here, at last on the ground ♪ 337 00:30:43,127 --> 00:30:46,161 ♪ You in mid-air ♪ 338 00:30:46,299 --> 00:30:49,519 ♪ Send in the clowns. ♪ 339 00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:55,467 ♪ Isn't it bliss? ♪ 340 00:30:56,404 --> 00:30:58,490 ♪ Don't you approve? ♪ 341 00:30:58,882 --> 00:30:59,646 Please. Don't. 342 00:30:59,671 --> 00:31:04,244 ♪ One who keeps tearing around, ♪ ♪ One who can't move. ♪ 343 00:31:04,467 --> 00:31:07,486 ♪ Where are the clowns? ♪ 344 00:31:07,613 --> 00:31:11,694 ♪ There ought to be clowns. ♪ 345 00:31:21,030 --> 00:31:24,168 So, buddy, tell us. What's so fucking funny? 346 00:31:24,236 --> 00:31:25,730 Nothing. I... 347 00:31:29,458 --> 00:31:31,403 I have a... I have a condition. 348 00:31:31,498 --> 00:31:33,786 I'll tell you what you have, asshole. 349 00:31:34,072 --> 00:31:36,734 Hold him back. Hold him back. 350 00:31:36,887 --> 00:31:38,828 You want it back? Here... 351 00:31:40,250 --> 00:31:43,394 We've got a kicker, huh? Hey, hold him steady, hold him steady. 352 00:31:45,786 --> 00:31:47,624 Stay down, freak! 353 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:05,151 No! No, no, no! 354 00:32:06,412 --> 00:32:07,983 Hey! Help! Help! 355 00:32:30,695 --> 00:32:32,296 ... 356 00:32:32,322 --> 00:32:34,181 Hey!! 357 00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:40,877 Stay clear of the closing doors. 358 00:36:09,402 --> 00:36:11,332 I read it was a guy in a full make-up. 359 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:14,079 No, it says right here it was a mask. 360 00:36:14,086 --> 00:36:16,275 Either way, I think it's good for business. 361 00:36:16,432 --> 00:36:18,370 They got clowns in front of every newspaper. 362 00:36:18,823 --> 00:36:21,304 - Big man, what's the good word? - Hey. 363 00:36:24,369 --> 00:36:26,761 Hey, Arthur. I heard what happened. 364 00:36:27,060 --> 00:36:28,201 I'm sorry, mate. 365 00:36:28,655 --> 00:36:31,254 Yeah, it doesn't seem fair, 366 00:36:31,524 --> 00:36:33,370 you get to fired like that. 367 00:36:34,223 --> 00:36:36,873 Did you really bring a gun to the children's hospital, Arty? 368 00:36:38,063 --> 00:36:39,480 What the fuck would you do that for? 369 00:36:39,768 --> 00:36:41,152 Is that part of your new act, Arthur? 370 00:36:41,177 --> 00:36:43,700 If your dancing doesn't do the trick, you just gonna shoot yourself? 371 00:36:45,408 --> 00:36:47,332 Why don't you ask Randall about it? 372 00:36:47,753 --> 00:36:49,074 It was his gun. 373 00:36:49,356 --> 00:36:52,147 - What? - I still owe you for that, don't I? 374 00:36:52,336 --> 00:36:54,161 What the fuck are you talking about? 375 00:36:54,626 --> 00:36:57,121 Stop talking outta your ass, Art! 376 00:37:01,758 --> 00:37:03,445 Oh, no! 377 00:37:04,653 --> 00:37:06,242 I forgot to punch out. 378 00:37:18,961 --> 00:37:20,999 [ Don't forget to smile ] 379 00:37:24,274 --> 00:37:27,874 [ Don't smile ] 380 00:37:36,358 --> 00:37:40,477 And as our city tries to make sense of the people 381 00:37:40,548 --> 00:37:42,695 murder on the subway last week. 382 00:37:42,859 --> 00:37:44,556 We're joined by Thomas Wayne... 383 00:37:44,820 --> 00:37:47,080 - Happy, look. Thomas Wayne's on TV. - He has a personnel connection 384 00:37:47,135 --> 00:37:48,791 - Yes, mother. - this tragedy. 385 00:37:48,815 --> 00:37:49,869 Thanks for having me. 386 00:37:50,170 --> 00:37:52,719 They're asking him about those horrible subway murders. 387 00:37:53,235 --> 00:37:56,488 Thank you, Thomas. I know this is a difficult time for you. 388 00:37:56,536 --> 00:37:57,874 - Why is that? - These young men all were... 389 00:37:58,287 --> 00:38:00,187 Looks like he's... 390 00:38:00,438 --> 00:38:02,632 Yes, all three of them worked for Wayne investments. 391 00:38:02,908 --> 00:38:04,543 Good, decent educated.. 392 00:38:04,692 --> 00:38:07,655 Although, I didn't know any of them personally. 393 00:38:08,891 --> 00:38:12,847 Like all the Wayne employees, past and present, they were family. 394 00:38:13,035 --> 00:38:14,599 You hear that! I told you. We're family. 395 00:38:14,625 --> 00:38:18,832 There now seems to be a a groundswell of anti-rich sentiment in the city. 396 00:38:18,978 --> 00:38:23,202 It's almost as if our less fortunate brethren are taken the side of the killer. 397 00:38:23,258 --> 00:38:24,672 Yes and it's a shame. 398 00:38:25,048 --> 00:38:27,753 It's one of the reasons why I'm considering a run for mayor. 399 00:38:28,552 --> 00:38:30,115 Gotham has lost its way. 400 00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:34,917 What about the eyewitness report of the suspect being a man in a clown mask? 401 00:38:35,722 --> 00:38:37,378 Well, it makes total sense to me. 402 00:38:38,011 --> 00:38:40,459 What kind of a coward would do something that cold-blooded? 403 00:38:40,484 --> 00:38:42,313 Someone who hides behind a mask. 404 00:38:42,891 --> 00:38:47,474 Someone who's envious of those more fortunate than themselves, 405 00:38:48,499 --> 00:38:51,048 yet they're too scared to show their own face. 406 00:38:51,447 --> 00:38:53,925 And until all those kind of people change for the better.. 407 00:38:54,505 --> 00:38:58,288 those of us who've made something of our lives, 408 00:38:58,314 --> 00:38:59,915 will always look at those who haven't 409 00:39:00,619 --> 00:39:02,360 as nothing but clowns. 410 00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:07,182 Thomas Wayne, thank you for coming in this morning. 411 00:39:07,207 --> 00:39:08,601 It's not funny. 412 00:39:30,272 --> 00:39:32,668 I heard this on a another radio the other day. 413 00:39:35,235 --> 00:39:36,855 And the guy was singing 414 00:39:37,394 --> 00:39:39,513 that his name was Carnival. 415 00:39:40,436 --> 00:39:42,891 - Arthur. - It's just crazy, 416 00:39:45,339 --> 00:39:47,835 because that's my clown name. At work. 417 00:39:49,390 --> 00:39:51,402 But until a while ago 418 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:55,335 it was like nobody ever saw me. 419 00:39:57,833 --> 00:40:00,009 Even I didn't know if I really excised. 420 00:40:00,609 --> 00:40:02,548 Arthur, I have some bad news for you. 421 00:40:06,310 --> 00:40:07,903 You don't listen, do you? 422 00:40:09,446 --> 00:40:11,137 I don't think you'll ever 423 00:40:11,941 --> 00:40:13,530 really hear me. 424 00:40:14,768 --> 00:40:17,273 You just asks the same questions every week: 425 00:40:17,654 --> 00:40:18,930 "How was your job?" 426 00:40:19,093 --> 00:40:20,956 "Are you having any negative thoughts?" 427 00:40:22,212 --> 00:40:25,191 All I have are negative thoughts. 428 00:40:25,973 --> 00:40:28,225 But you don't listen. Anyway, 429 00:40:29,023 --> 00:40:30,031 I said, 430 00:40:30,509 --> 00:40:32,090 for my whole life 431 00:40:32,589 --> 00:40:35,579 I didn't know if I even really excised. 432 00:40:37,325 --> 00:40:38,664 But I do, 433 00:40:40,328 --> 00:40:43,583 and people are starting to notice. 434 00:40:46,060 --> 00:40:47,570 They've cut our funding. 435 00:40:47,898 --> 00:40:49,824 We're closing down our offices next week. 436 00:40:51,355 --> 00:40:54,946 The city's cut funding across the board, social services is part of that. 437 00:40:55,304 --> 00:40:57,329 This is the last time we will be meeting. 438 00:40:58,448 --> 00:40:59,457 Okay. 439 00:41:03,773 --> 00:41:06,032 They don't give a shit about people like you, Arthur. 440 00:41:08,074 --> 00:41:11,030 And they really don't give a shit about people Ike me, either. 441 00:41:21,367 --> 00:41:22,376 Oh, fuck. 442 00:41:24,433 --> 00:41:26,724 How am I supposed to get my medication now? 443 00:41:30,040 --> 00:41:31,571 Who do I talk to? 444 00:41:34,028 --> 00:41:36,126 I'm sorry, Arthur. 445 00:41:38,453 --> 00:41:42,142 I think, uh... I think most women look at sex like buying a car. 446 00:41:42,849 --> 00:41:45,540 You know, like, "can I see myself in this long term?" 447 00:41:45,938 --> 00:41:49,070 That they're safe, that they're reliable? 448 00:41:49,672 --> 00:41:51,840 Could it kill me? 449 00:41:51,865 --> 00:41:55,463 Most guys look at sex like parking a car. We're like " there's a spot" 450 00:41:56,606 --> 00:41:59,118 "There is another spot, that would work." 451 00:41:59,143 --> 00:42:01,783 "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." 452 00:42:03,379 --> 00:42:06,186 "Handicapped? Hope no one sees us." 453 00:42:08,883 --> 00:42:11,470 Alright that's my time. Thank you very much, guys. 454 00:42:15,749 --> 00:42:18,462 One more time, ya' all. 455 00:42:20,181 --> 00:42:24,443 Alright, this next comic describes himself as a lifelong Gotham resident 456 00:42:24,468 --> 00:42:27,070 who from a young age was always told that: 457 00:42:27,095 --> 00:42:31,639 "his purpose in life was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world." 458 00:42:32,573 --> 00:42:33,665 Umm.. okay. 459 00:42:34,121 --> 00:42:37,486 Please help me welcome Arthur Fleck, ya' all. Arthur Fleck. 460 00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:04,226 Hello, it's good to be here... 461 00:43:16,402 --> 00:43:17,403 I hate... 462 00:43:28,524 --> 00:43:30,587 I... I hated 463 00:43:30,696 --> 00:43:32,633 school as a kid. 464 00:43:48,361 --> 00:43:51,891 I hated school as a... as a kid. 465 00:43:54,324 --> 00:43:56,011 But my mother would always say... 466 00:43:56,036 --> 00:44:00,260 "You know, you should enjoy it. One day you'll have to work for a living." 467 00:44:01,214 --> 00:44:04,679 "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!" 468 00:44:13,644 --> 00:44:15,470 Um... 469 00:44:16,873 --> 00:44:18,295 Here is one. 470 00:44:19,505 --> 00:44:22,860 You know, I was just thinking the other day, 471 00:44:23,134 --> 00:44:25,578 why are the rich people so... 472 00:45:05,761 --> 00:45:07,579 Do you believe that shit? 473 00:45:08,312 --> 00:45:10,064 Fuck 'em! 474 00:45:11,768 --> 00:45:14,607 I think the guy that did it is a hero. 475 00:45:16,701 --> 00:45:21,159 Three less pricks in Gotham city, only a million more to go. 476 00:45:50,563 --> 00:45:55,515 I know what you're gonna be thinking. 477 00:46:00,232 --> 00:46:02,845 Tomorrow night, we have Diana Hudson, 478 00:46:02,993 --> 00:46:06,835 Grieg Gordon, and animal expert Hugh Little. 479 00:46:07,584 --> 00:46:09,008 Thanks for watching. 480 00:46:09,085 --> 00:46:11,148 Good night. And always remember 481 00:46:11,415 --> 00:46:12,901 "That's Life". 482 00:46:17,174 --> 00:46:18,648 That's life. 483 00:46:23,395 --> 00:46:26,485 Mom, time to wake up. We go to bed. 484 00:46:29,827 --> 00:46:31,725 No, Happy. 485 00:46:34,391 --> 00:46:36,181 I wrote him a new letter. 486 00:46:36,221 --> 00:46:38,197 Come on, dance with me. 487 00:46:38,826 --> 00:46:41,453 For Thomas Wayne. That's important. 488 00:46:50,032 --> 00:46:52,067 You smell like cologne. 489 00:46:52,334 --> 00:46:54,571 Because I just had a big date. 490 00:46:59,260 --> 00:47:01,705 Just don't forget to mail it. 491 00:48:36,062 --> 00:48:38,813 You're gonna kill me! You're gonna give me a hard time! 492 00:48:38,838 --> 00:48:41,627 - I won't give you a... - No! No! 493 00:48:42,257 --> 00:48:45,190 I'm not talking to you until you stop being angry! 494 00:48:45,270 --> 00:48:46,575 Okay. 495 00:48:46,835 --> 00:48:47,844 Okay. 496 00:48:52,324 --> 00:48:53,919 I'm not angry, mom. 497 00:48:54,734 --> 00:48:56,245 I'm not angry. 498 00:48:57,158 --> 00:48:58,167 Please. 499 00:48:59,464 --> 00:49:02,570 Mom, is this real? 500 00:49:05,839 --> 00:49:08,514 He is an extraordinary man, Happy. 501 00:49:09,318 --> 00:49:11,278 He is a very powerful man. 502 00:49:13,296 --> 00:49:14,478 We were in love. 503 00:49:16,289 --> 00:49:19,920 He said it was best if we would not be together because of appearances. 504 00:49:23,052 --> 00:49:26,334 And I couldn't tell anyone because, 505 00:49:27,307 --> 00:49:28,315 well, 506 00:49:28,878 --> 00:49:30,700 I signed some papers. 507 00:49:32,124 --> 00:49:35,830 And besides, you can imagine what people would say about 508 00:49:36,159 --> 00:49:37,869 Thomas and me and... 509 00:49:39,818 --> 00:49:41,649 what they'd say about you. 510 00:49:45,433 --> 00:49:47,569 What would they say, mom? 511 00:52:20,838 --> 00:52:22,029 Hi. 512 00:52:26,150 --> 00:52:27,900 What's your name? 513 00:52:28,753 --> 00:52:30,413 I'm Bruce. 514 00:52:31,530 --> 00:52:32,925 Bruce. 515 00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:35,948 I'm Arthur. 516 00:52:57,955 --> 00:52:59,601 That's better. 517 00:53:00,589 --> 00:53:03,180 Bruce! Bruce! 518 00:53:03,903 --> 00:53:06,705 - Get away from that man. - It's okay. I'm a good guy. 519 00:53:06,931 --> 00:53:08,564 What are you doing? Who are you? 520 00:53:09,208 --> 00:53:10,744 I'm here to see Mr. Wayne. 521 00:53:11,101 --> 00:53:13,477 Well, you shouldn't be speaking to his son. 522 00:53:14,993 --> 00:53:17,864 - Where did you get him these flowers? - No, they're not real. 523 00:53:19,312 --> 00:53:20,983 It's... magic. 524 00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:24,979 - I was just trying to make him smile. - Well, It's not funny, is it? 525 00:53:26,139 --> 00:53:27,553 Do I need to call the police? 526 00:53:27,593 --> 00:53:29,065 No, please. 527 00:53:30,213 --> 00:53:31,975 My mother's name is Penny. 528 00:53:32,161 --> 00:53:33,518 Penny Fleck. 529 00:53:33,891 --> 00:53:35,237 She used to work here years ago. 530 00:53:35,262 --> 00:53:37,184 Can you please tell Mr. Wayne I need to see him? 531 00:53:38,568 --> 00:53:40,072 You're her son? 532 00:53:40,163 --> 00:53:41,773 Yeah. 533 00:53:41,813 --> 00:53:43,322 Did you know her? 534 00:53:47,045 --> 00:53:48,953 I know about the two of them. 535 00:53:49,961 --> 00:53:51,632 She told me everything. 536 00:53:54,357 --> 00:53:55,987 There's nothing to know. 537 00:53:57,242 --> 00:53:59,043 There is no "them". 538 00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,679 Your mother was delusional. 539 00:54:03,092 --> 00:54:05,148 - She was a sick woman. - Don't 540 00:54:05,157 --> 00:54:06,324 say that. 541 00:54:07,789 --> 00:54:09,599 Just go. 542 00:54:10,377 --> 00:54:12,606 Before you make a fool of yourself. 543 00:54:14,436 --> 00:54:17,428 - Thomas Wayne is my farther. - Huh! 544 00:54:21,942 --> 00:54:23,529 He left me! 545 00:54:25,877 --> 00:54:27,392 Let go! 546 00:54:53,377 --> 00:54:55,611 Keep your respiration's around 15. 547 00:54:58,036 --> 00:54:59,859 - - Mom? 548 00:55:01,531 --> 00:55:03,060 - What happened? - Who are you? 549 00:55:03,085 --> 00:55:04,826 - I'm her son. - Oh, great. 550 00:55:04,851 --> 00:55:06,672 - What happened? - You can probably help us out to decide. 551 00:55:06,697 --> 00:55:09,083 - We don't know what happened yet. - Hop in the back of the ambulance. 552 00:55:15,638 --> 00:55:17,250 Lift. 553 00:55:23,999 --> 00:55:25,554 Excuse me, sir. 554 00:55:25,579 --> 00:55:27,768 - Is your mother take any medications? - No. 555 00:55:27,793 --> 00:55:29,161 - Excuse me, I can't hear you. - No. 556 00:55:29,186 --> 00:55:31,640 - Sir, what was the last time you spoke to her? - I don't know. 557 00:56:16,509 --> 00:56:17,518 Mr. Fleck. 558 00:56:18,813 --> 00:56:20,795 Sorry to bother you. I'm detective Garrity. 559 00:56:20,820 --> 00:56:22,863 This is my partner detective Burke. 560 00:56:23,450 --> 00:56:26,085 We had a few questions for you, but you weren't home. 561 00:56:26,280 --> 00:56:29,168 So... we spoke with your mother. 562 00:56:30,934 --> 00:56:31,943 Oh. 563 00:56:33,264 --> 00:56:34,676 What did you say to her? 564 00:56:34,703 --> 00:56:36,376 - Did you do this? - What? 565 00:56:36,401 --> 00:56:36,934 No. 566 00:56:36,934 --> 00:56:39,173 No, no. No, we just asked her some questions. 567 00:56:39,637 --> 00:56:41,060 And she got hysterical.. 568 00:56:41,311 --> 00:56:42,782 Hyperventilating, 569 00:56:43,305 --> 00:56:44,466 then collapsed and hit her head pretty hard. 570 00:56:44,490 --> 00:56:46,821 Yeah, the doctor said she had a stroke. 571 00:56:47,156 --> 00:56:48,688 We're sorry to hear about that. 572 00:56:49,761 --> 00:56:52,432 But like I said, I still has some questions for you. 573 00:56:52,779 --> 00:56:55,295 They're about the subway killings that happened last week. 574 00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:57,534 - You've heard about them, right? - Yeah. 575 00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,163 - It's horrible. - Right. 576 00:57:01,359 --> 00:57:04,518 So with spoke with your boss over at... Ha-Ha's. 577 00:57:04,736 --> 00:57:08,312 He said you were fired for bringing a gun into the children's hospital. 578 00:57:09,796 --> 00:57:11,411 - Is that true, Mr. Fleck? - It was a prop. 579 00:57:11,831 --> 00:57:13,250 It was part of my act. 580 00:57:13,755 --> 00:57:15,292 I'm a party clown. 581 00:57:15,358 --> 00:57:17,462 Alright, so why were you fired? 582 00:57:20,614 --> 00:57:22,881 They said I wasn't funny enough. 583 00:57:22,942 --> 00:57:24,431 Can you imagine that? 584 00:57:25,014 --> 00:57:26,312 If you don't mind, 585 00:57:26,699 --> 00:57:28,537 I have to go and take care of my mother. 586 00:57:29,046 --> 00:57:31,908 Your boss also gave us one of your cards. 587 00:57:33,596 --> 00:57:35,999 This condition of yours, laughing. 588 00:57:36,834 --> 00:57:39,594 Is it real, or some sort of a clown thing? 589 00:57:40,466 --> 00:57:42,968 - " A clown thing?" - Yeah. 590 00:57:43,313 --> 00:57:45,635 I mean, part of your act? 591 00:57:47,979 --> 00:57:49,188 What do you think? 592 00:57:55,351 --> 00:57:57,142 It's exit only. 593 00:58:20,479 --> 00:58:22,665 She's going to be okay. 594 00:58:26,570 --> 00:58:29,093 I'm going to get a coffee. 595 00:58:29,387 --> 00:58:31,159 - You want one? - Yeah. 596 00:59:14,745 --> 00:59:17,678 So, the other night I told my youngest son, Billy, 597 00:59:17,703 --> 00:59:20,306 you know, The no one, uh, not so bright one, 598 00:59:21,087 --> 00:59:24,102 I... I told him the garbage strike still going on, Billy,.. 599 00:59:24,127 --> 00:59:26,113 And he says, and I'm not kidding, Billy says, 600 00:59:26,138 --> 00:59:28,373 "So where are we gonna get all our garbage from?". 601 00:59:35,573 --> 00:59:36,582 And finally, 602 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:39,429 in a world where everyone thinks they could do my job, 603 00:59:39,476 --> 00:59:42,910 we got this video tape from pogo's comedy club right here in Gotham. 604 00:59:43,051 --> 00:59:47,038 Here's a guy who thinks if you just keep laughing, it'll somehow make you funny. 605 00:59:47,563 --> 00:59:48,821 Check out this joker. 606 00:59:53,810 --> 00:59:54,600 Oh, no! 607 00:59:54,679 --> 00:59:58,261 I hated school as a kid. 608 00:59:59,175 --> 01:00:01,442 But my mother would always say, 609 01:00:02,341 --> 01:00:06,197 "You know, you should enjoy it. One day you'll have to work for a living." 610 01:00:06,916 --> 01:00:10,787 "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!" 611 01:00:16,480 --> 01:00:18,734 Huh-huh, you should have listened to your mother. 612 01:00:20,868 --> 01:00:22,628 And one more. One more, Bobby. 613 01:00:22,653 --> 01:00:24,641 Uh... let's see one more. I love this guy. 614 01:00:26,147 --> 01:00:27,310 It's funny. 615 01:00:27,704 --> 01:00:29,324 When I was a little boy 616 01:00:29,784 --> 01:00:32,457 and told people I was gonna be a comedian, 617 01:00:32,845 --> 01:00:34,597 everyone laughed at me. 618 01:00:35,034 --> 01:00:36,992 Well, no one is laughing now. 619 01:00:41,384 --> 01:00:42,982 You can say that again, pal! 620 01:00:49,063 --> 01:00:50,013 Alright, 621 01:00:50,038 --> 01:00:52,046 - We've got a great show for you tonight. - Sure. 622 01:00:52,071 --> 01:00:55,213 actress Joan Mulligan, 623 01:00:55,291 --> 01:00:59,154 and new music from Melruban and the stiff. 624 01:01:04,764 --> 01:01:07,378 As tensions mount around the metro area 625 01:01:07,594 --> 01:01:10,983 mayor Stokes has pleaded for cooler heads to prevail. 626 01:01:11,174 --> 01:01:13,176 City services has been affected 627 01:01:13,201 --> 01:01:17,883 and some businesses have decided to remain closed amid the unrest. 628 01:01:17,909 --> 01:01:20,675 Chuck Stevens filed this report. 629 01:01:20,735 --> 01:01:23,584 The anger and resentment that's been building in the city for weeks 630 01:01:23,609 --> 01:01:25,417 seem close to exploding. 631 01:01:25,442 --> 01:01:28,699 Protesters, many dressed as clowns, took the streets today 632 01:01:28,787 --> 01:01:32,242 in one of the several demonstrations taking on the city's elite, 633 01:01:32,304 --> 01:01:36,188 including a massive rally outside the Wayne home. 634 01:01:36,716 --> 01:01:38,140 What's the point of all this? 635 01:01:38,233 --> 01:01:40,201 Fuck the rich! Fuck Mr.Wayne. 636 01:01:41,932 --> 01:01:43,926 Fuck all this system! 637 01:01:44,028 --> 01:01:47,958 Wayne, who recently announced his running for mayor will be attending the benefit. 638 01:01:48,241 --> 01:01:51,298 You might remember, it was Thomas Wayne who first referred to 639 01:01:51,324 --> 01:01:54,349 many of Gotam's residents as "clowns". 640 01:01:54,630 --> 01:01:57,399 Today, he offered little in way of an apology. 641 01:01:57,985 --> 01:02:00,678 Well, what I will say is, there's something wrong with those people. 642 01:02:00,703 --> 01:02:03,117 And I'm here to help them. I'm gonna lift them out of poverty, 643 01:02:03,142 --> 01:02:05,643 help make they're lives better. That's why I'm running. 644 01:02:05,646 --> 01:02:08,709 They may not realize it, but I'm their only hope. 645 01:02:24,314 --> 01:02:26,674 Down with Wayne! Down with Wayne! 646 01:02:26,699 --> 01:02:30,138 - Down with Wayne! - Down with Wayne! 647 01:03:02,968 --> 01:03:04,585 - Down with Wayne! - Down with Wayne! 648 01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:10,396 Can I help you, pal? 649 01:05:12,127 --> 01:05:13,756 I don't know what to say. 650 01:05:17,305 --> 01:05:18,833 Do you want an autograph or something? 651 01:05:19,705 --> 01:05:21,254 No. 652 01:05:26,758 --> 01:05:28,426 My name is Arthur. 653 01:05:29,895 --> 01:05:31,686 Penny Fleck is my mother. 654 01:05:32,897 --> 01:05:34,107 Jesus. 655 01:05:34,948 --> 01:05:36,628 You're the guy that came to my house yesterday? 656 01:05:38,095 --> 01:05:39,495 - Yes. - Huh. 657 01:05:39,902 --> 01:05:41,719 I'm sorry I just showed up. 658 01:05:41,888 --> 01:05:43,646 Well, my mother told me everything. 659 01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:45,361 And I had to talk to you, 660 01:05:45,386 --> 01:05:47,248 - you know? - Well, pal, I'm not your father. 661 01:05:47,362 --> 01:05:49,268 I mean, what's wrong with you? 662 01:05:50,705 --> 01:05:52,082 Because.. 663 01:05:53,832 --> 01:05:57,080 - I think you are. - Well, that's impossible. 664 01:05:57,460 --> 01:05:59,819 Because you were adopted and I never slept with your mother. 665 01:05:59,844 --> 01:06:01,497 What do you want from me, money? 666 01:06:01,599 --> 01:06:02,607 No.I don't... 667 01:06:02,639 --> 01:06:05,368 - I wasn't adopted. - Jesus. She never told you? 668 01:06:06,220 --> 01:06:07,844 Told me what? 669 01:06:08,870 --> 01:06:10,888 Your mother adopted you while she was working for us. 670 01:06:10,912 --> 01:06:13,234 That's not true. Why are you saying that? 671 01:06:13,234 --> 01:06:15,828 Because she was arrested and committed to Arkham State Hospital 672 01:06:15,852 --> 01:06:17,302 when you were just a little boy. - Whoa! Whoa! 673 01:06:17,361 --> 01:06:18,720 Why are you saying this? 674 01:06:18,878 --> 01:06:22,127 I don't need you to tell me lies. I know it seems strange. 675 01:06:22,162 --> 01:06:23,705 I don't mean to make you uncomfortable. 676 01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:25,666 I don't why everyone is so rude, 677 01:06:25,690 --> 01:06:28,399 and I don't why you are, I don't want anything from you. 678 01:06:28,424 --> 01:06:30,925 Maybe a little bit of warmth, maybe a hug dad! 679 01:06:30,950 --> 01:06:32,823 How much as a little bit of fucking decency? 680 01:06:32,848 --> 01:06:34,311 What is it with you people?! 681 01:06:34,480 --> 01:06:36,517 Did you see the way suffer my mother? 682 01:06:36,670 --> 01:06:38,809 - She's crazy. - She's... huh-huh! 683 01:06:47,721 --> 01:06:49,924 - You think this is funny? - Yeah... huh-huh! 684 01:06:50,437 --> 01:06:52,346 Dad, it's me! 685 01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:53,597 Come on... huh... huh! 686 01:06:56,274 --> 01:06:58,739 You touch my son again, I'll fucking kill you! 687 01:07:18,453 --> 01:07:21,252 Hello, Mr. Fleck. This is detective Garrity. 688 01:07:21,277 --> 01:07:23,574 We met the other night at the Gotham general. 689 01:07:23,739 --> 01:07:26,170 My partner and I had a few more questions for you. 690 01:07:26,195 --> 01:07:29,224 We stopped by your apartment today, but you weren't at home. 691 01:07:29,249 --> 01:07:31,478 Please, give me a call when you've heard this message. 692 01:07:31,503 --> 01:07:33,385 Again, this is detective Garrity. 693 01:07:33,410 --> 01:07:37,436 My number is 212... 99. 694 01:08:19,716 --> 01:08:21,909 Uh, this message is for Arthur Fleck. 695 01:08:21,934 --> 01:08:25,773 My name is Shirley Woods, I work on the Murray Franklin show. 696 01:08:25,898 --> 01:08:27,172 I don't know if you're aware, 697 01:08:27,197 --> 01:08:30,113 but Murray played a clip of your stand-up on the show recently 698 01:08:30,138 --> 01:08:33,186 and we've gotten an amazing response from our viewers. 699 01:08:33,296 --> 01:08:35,768 And Mr. Murray asked me to give you a call and see if you're... 700 01:08:40,015 --> 01:08:41,024 Who is this? 701 01:08:41,574 --> 01:08:43,482 Oh. Hi, this is Shirley Woods. 702 01:08:43,507 --> 01:08:46,226 I'm the show-Booker from Live With Murray Franklin. 703 01:08:46,251 --> 01:08:47,965 Is this Arthur? 704 01:08:49,352 --> 01:08:50,361 Yes. 705 01:08:50,479 --> 01:08:52,404 Hi, Arthur. Well, and as I was saying, 706 01:08:52,429 --> 01:08:56,136 we've gotten a lot of calls about your clip, amazing responses. 707 01:08:56,556 --> 01:08:58,639 And, Murray asked if I would reach out to you 708 01:08:58,664 --> 01:09:00,565 to see if you would come on as his guest. 709 01:09:05,861 --> 01:09:08,535 Murray wants me to come on the Murray Franklin show? 710 01:09:09,116 --> 01:09:10,660 Yeah. Isn't that great? 711 01:09:10,685 --> 01:09:13,327 He'd love to talk to you, maybe do some of your act. 712 01:09:14,610 --> 01:09:16,205 Does that sound good to you? 713 01:09:21,014 --> 01:09:22,517 Yeah, that's sounds great. 714 01:09:23,352 --> 01:09:25,183 Can we set up a date right now? 715 01:09:25,282 --> 01:09:26,991 Are you available next Thursday? 716 01:10:18,873 --> 01:10:19,881 Hey. 717 01:10:20,514 --> 01:10:21,868 Wooh. Man. 718 01:10:21,902 --> 01:10:23,390 Sorry about that, My man. 719 01:10:23,622 --> 01:10:26,033 All our records that are 10 years or older are stored in the basement 720 01:10:26,058 --> 01:10:29,151 and you're talking about something' 30 years ago, so. 721 01:10:30,279 --> 01:10:32,368 Can I ask you a question? 722 01:10:32,529 --> 01:10:33,538 Sure. 723 01:10:34,273 --> 01:10:37,652 How does someone wind up in here? 724 01:10:39,154 --> 01:10:40,322 Have they all... 725 01:10:40,648 --> 01:10:42,628 All the people committed crimes? 726 01:10:43,355 --> 01:10:45,908 Oh, yeah. Some have. 727 01:10:46,288 --> 01:10:50,073 Some are just crazy and pose a danger to themselves or others. 728 01:10:50,661 --> 01:10:52,227 Some just got nowhere else to go. 729 01:10:52,710 --> 01:10:54,323 Don't know what to do, you know? 730 01:10:54,492 --> 01:10:57,486 - Yeah, I hear it, brother. - Hmh. 731 01:10:58,470 --> 01:11:00,793 Sometimes, I don't know what to do. 732 01:11:02,735 --> 01:11:05,613 Last time I ended up taking it out on some people. 733 01:11:06,880 --> 01:11:10,023 I thought it was gonna bother me but, it really hasn't. 734 01:11:11,939 --> 01:11:12,948 What's that? 735 01:11:13,978 --> 01:11:15,354 I fucked up. 736 01:11:15,995 --> 01:11:18,595 I've done some bad shit. 737 01:11:19,304 --> 01:11:20,313 Um... 738 01:11:20,759 --> 01:11:22,585 You know what I'm talking about. 739 01:11:22,645 --> 01:11:24,295 It's so hard just to try and be 740 01:11:26,162 --> 01:11:28,414 happy all the time. 741 01:11:29,795 --> 01:11:32,003 Hey, um, listen, man.. 742 01:11:32,578 --> 01:11:34,269 I'm just an administrative assistant. 743 01:11:34,294 --> 01:11:37,043 Like a clerk, you know. All I do is file paperwork, 744 01:11:38,359 --> 01:11:39,886 I don't know what to tell you, 745 01:11:40,312 --> 01:11:41,642 but you should see somebody. 746 01:11:42,189 --> 01:11:43,628 You know, they've got programs, 747 01:11:43,785 --> 01:11:45,221 city services, stuff like that. 748 01:11:46,303 --> 01:11:47,512 Oh, yeah. 749 01:11:47,719 --> 01:11:49,408 They cut all those. 750 01:11:54,294 --> 01:11:55,875 All right. Here it is. 751 01:11:55,960 --> 01:11:58,925 Fleck. Penny Fleck. I see. 752 01:11:59,100 --> 01:12:02,900 Diagnosed by Dr. Benjamin Stoner... 753 01:12:04,224 --> 01:12:05,834 Oh, the patient suffers from 754 01:12:06,618 --> 01:12:08,383 delusional psychosis 755 01:12:08,439 --> 01:12:11,810 and narcissistic personality disorder... hm. 756 01:12:12,422 --> 01:12:14,683 Was found guilty of endangering the welfare 757 01:12:14,708 --> 01:12:17,630 of her own child... 758 01:12:25,682 --> 01:12:26,752 What? 759 01:12:30,053 --> 01:12:31,634 You said she's your mother? 760 01:12:36,496 --> 01:12:37,505 Uh... 761 01:12:37,817 --> 01:12:41,415 I'm sorry, man. Like I said, I can't release these records, you know, 762 01:12:41,440 --> 01:12:44,927 without the proper forms. I... I could get in trouble. 763 01:12:46,117 --> 01:12:49,070 Look, if you wanna bring your mom in here to sign, that would be much easier, 764 01:12:49,095 --> 01:12:51,683 but, I can't... I can't let this go without a signature, okay? 765 01:12:52,340 --> 01:12:53,826 I'm sorry. 766 01:12:57,466 --> 01:12:58,593 No, man! 767 01:13:00,214 --> 01:13:02,395 Come on, man! Give it to me! 768 01:13:03,161 --> 01:13:05,052 Hey! Hey! 769 01:14:02,655 --> 01:14:04,810 We went over this, Penny. 770 01:14:04,954 --> 01:14:06,370 You adopted him. 771 01:14:06,534 --> 01:14:08,370 We have all the paperwork right here. 772 01:14:08,830 --> 01:14:10,243 That's not true. 773 01:14:11,469 --> 01:14:13,757 Thomas had them all made up, 774 01:14:13,961 --> 01:14:16,005 so it stayed our secret. 775 01:14:18,182 --> 01:14:20,051 You also stood by 776 01:14:21,199 --> 01:14:23,780 as one of your boyfriends repeatedly abused 777 01:14:24,568 --> 01:14:26,306 your adopted son 778 01:14:27,566 --> 01:14:28,995 and battered you. 779 01:14:47,941 --> 01:14:49,324 Penny, 780 01:14:50,217 --> 01:14:53,219 your son was found tied to a radiator 781 01:14:54,151 --> 01:14:55,777 in your filthy apartment, 782 01:14:56,519 --> 01:14:59,144 malnourished, with multiple bruises across his body 783 01:14:59,169 --> 01:15:01,263 and severe trauma to his head. 784 01:15:02,882 --> 01:15:04,955 I never heard him crying. 785 01:15:05,907 --> 01:15:08,923 He's always been such a happy little boy. 786 01:17:06,936 --> 01:17:09,076 Shh..it's time to bed. 787 01:17:12,479 --> 01:17:13,869 Oh, my god! 788 01:17:14,426 --> 01:17:15,847 What are you doing in here? 789 01:17:18,479 --> 01:17:20,141 You're in the wrong apartment. 790 01:17:26,866 --> 01:17:28,370 Your name is Arthur, right? 791 01:17:29,124 --> 01:17:30,588 You live down the hall. 792 01:17:33,529 --> 01:17:35,339 I really need you to leave. 793 01:17:39,491 --> 01:17:41,778 My little girl is sleeping in the other room. 794 01:17:46,880 --> 01:17:48,747 Please. 795 01:17:51,308 --> 01:17:53,140 I've had a bad day. 796 01:17:56,010 --> 01:17:58,213 Can I call someone? Is your mother home? 797 01:19:43,528 --> 01:19:44,860 Hi, Penny. 798 01:19:47,192 --> 01:19:48,904 Penny Fleck. 799 01:19:56,607 --> 01:19:58,422 I always hated that name. 800 01:20:01,858 --> 01:20:03,463 You know, you used to tell me 801 01:20:05,878 --> 01:20:07,246 that my laugh 802 01:20:07,356 --> 01:20:08,753 was a condition, 803 01:20:10,024 --> 01:20:12,063 that there are something wrong with me. 804 01:20:15,086 --> 01:20:16,540 There isn't. 805 01:20:18,967 --> 01:20:20,327 That's the real me. 806 01:20:21,093 --> 01:20:22,991 Ha... appy 807 01:20:24,778 --> 01:20:25,787 "Happy". 808 01:20:26,405 --> 01:20:27,852 Funny. 809 01:20:30,543 --> 01:20:32,090 I haven't been happy 810 01:20:33,003 --> 01:20:35,553 for one minute of my entire fucking life. 811 01:20:42,293 --> 01:20:44,063 You know what's funny? 812 01:20:46,532 --> 01:20:48,421 You know what really makes me laugh? 813 01:20:50,474 --> 01:20:53,250 I used to think that my life was a tragedy, 814 01:20:54,524 --> 01:20:56,513 but now I realize 815 01:20:56,516 --> 01:20:58,163 that's a fucking comedy. 816 01:22:06,944 --> 01:22:08,438 A very fine actor. 817 01:22:08,463 --> 01:22:11,072 He's got a new movie called 'American Playboy', 818 01:22:11,245 --> 01:22:14,621 opening this week across the country. Will you please welcome 819 01:22:14,646 --> 01:22:17,346 a good friend of the show, Mr. Ethan Chase. 820 01:22:36,981 --> 01:22:39,030 Good to see you, Ethan. You looking great. 821 01:22:39,055 --> 01:22:40,579 Thank you very much. You look good yourself. 822 01:22:40,604 --> 01:22:41,613 Ah, can't complain. 823 01:22:42,192 --> 01:22:44,426 Hi, Murray, Thank so much for having... 824 01:22:45,858 --> 01:22:46,866 Hey, Murray. 825 01:22:47,077 --> 01:22:49,024 Thank you so much for having me on the show. 826 01:22:49,657 --> 01:22:51,466 It's been a lifetime dream of mine. 827 01:22:53,829 --> 01:22:55,158 I'm nervous right now. 828 01:22:56,920 --> 01:22:58,330 - What? - I am. 829 01:22:58,924 --> 01:23:00,568 Hey, Murray. I've been a... 830 01:23:00,996 --> 01:23:02,005 That's... 831 01:23:05,141 --> 01:23:06,448 And how I will? 832 01:23:13,512 --> 01:23:15,173 I'm sorry, what's that? 833 01:23:15,996 --> 01:23:17,969 Oh, that's really funny, Murray. 834 01:23:19,179 --> 01:23:21,166 You know, I'm also a comedian. 835 01:23:21,439 --> 01:23:23,029 Would you like to hear a joke? 836 01:23:23,848 --> 01:23:25,878 Yeah? All of you? 837 01:23:27,015 --> 01:23:28,398 Okay. 838 01:23:30,705 --> 01:23:32,995 Knock. Knock-knock. 839 01:23:46,548 --> 01:23:47,954 Knock-knock. 840 01:24:08,018 --> 01:24:11,101 ♪ - That's life ♪ ♪ - (that's life) ♪ 841 01:24:11,126 --> 01:24:13,851 ♪ That's what ♪ ♪ all the people say ♪ 842 01:24:15,385 --> 01:24:18,133 ♪ You're riding high in April ♪ 843 01:24:18,578 --> 01:24:20,858 ♪ Shot down in May ♪ 844 01:24:21,065 --> 01:24:25,382 ♪ But I know I'm gonna ♪ ♪ change that tune ♪ 845 01:24:27,210 --> 01:24:31,847 ♪ When I'm back on top, ♪ ♪ back on top in June ♪ 846 01:24:32,539 --> 01:24:37,051 ♪ - I said, that's life ♪ ♪ - (that's life) ♪ 847 01:24:37,089 --> 01:24:39,702 ♪ And as funny as it may seem ♪ 848 01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:43,384 ♪ Some people get their kicks ♪ 849 01:24:43,912 --> 01:24:46,018 ♪ Stompin' on a dream ♪ 850 01:24:47,058 --> 01:24:50,543 ♪ But I don't let it, ♪ ♪ let it get me down ♪ 851 01:24:52,508 --> 01:24:57,060 ♪ 'Cause this fine old world ♪ ♪ it keeps spinnin' around ♪ 852 01:24:57,972 --> 01:25:01,285 ♪ I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate ♪ 853 01:25:01,406 --> 01:25:04,670 ♪ A poet, a pawn and a king ♪ 854 01:25:04,981 --> 01:25:08,667 ♪ I've been up and down ♪ ♪ and over and out ♪ 855 01:25:08,856 --> 01:25:11,131 ♪ And I know one thing ♪ 856 01:25:11,156 --> 01:25:14,789 ♪ Each time I find myself ♪ 857 01:25:15,249 --> 01:25:17,185 ♪ Flat on my face ♪ 858 01:25:17,489 --> 01:25:23,752 ♪ I pick myself up and get back in the race ♪ 859 01:25:23,786 --> 01:25:26,539 ♪ - That's life ♪ ♪ - (that's life) ♪ 860 01:25:26,564 --> 01:25:28,917 ♪ I tell ya, I can't deny it ♪ 861 01:25:31,279 --> 01:25:33,338 ♪ I thought of quitting, baby ♪ 862 01:25:34,191 --> 01:25:36,468 ♪ But my heart just ain't gonna buy it ♪ 863 01:25:36,695 --> 01:25:41,301 ♪ And if I didn't think ♪ ♪ it was worth one single try ♪ 864 01:25:42,549 --> 01:25:43,861 Coming! 865 01:25:43,953 --> 01:25:47,206 ♪ I'd jump right on ♪ ♪ a big bird and then I'd fly ♪ 866 01:25:54,590 --> 01:25:55,903 Hey, Arthur. 867 01:25:56,262 --> 01:25:57,513 How's it going? 868 01:25:58,086 --> 01:25:59,302 Oh, hi, guys. 869 01:25:59,971 --> 01:26:01,227 Come on in. 870 01:26:01,309 --> 01:26:02,884 Did you, uh, get a new gig? 871 01:26:03,278 --> 01:26:04,287 No. 872 01:26:04,934 --> 01:26:07,578 Oh, you must be going down to that rally at City Hall. 873 01:26:07,940 --> 01:26:09,793 I hear It's gonna be nuts. 874 01:26:09,894 --> 01:26:11,371 Oh, that today? 875 01:26:12,263 --> 01:26:13,280 Yeah. 876 01:26:14,153 --> 01:26:15,688 What's with the make-up, then? 877 01:26:16,963 --> 01:26:18,514 My mom died. 878 01:26:18,541 --> 01:26:19,841 I'm celebrating. 879 01:26:20,469 --> 01:26:23,784 Right. Uh.. we heard. That's... That's why we came by. Figured... 880 01:26:24,058 --> 01:26:26,057 uh, you could use some cheering up. 881 01:26:26,057 --> 01:26:27,405 Oh, that's sweet. 882 01:26:27,723 --> 01:26:29,406 But, no. 883 01:26:29,575 --> 01:26:30,935 I feel good. 884 01:26:31,292 --> 01:26:32,944 I stopped taking my medication. 885 01:26:33,302 --> 01:26:34,821 I feel lot better now. 886 01:26:36,783 --> 01:26:38,148 Oh, okay. 887 01:26:38,315 --> 01:26:39,505 Well, good for you. 888 01:26:41,326 --> 01:26:44,358 So, hey, listen. Uh, I don't know if you're heard, but.. 889 01:26:44,759 --> 01:26:47,407 The cops had been calling around the shop 890 01:26:47,634 --> 01:26:49,712 talking all the guys about 891 01:26:50,076 --> 01:26:52,397 those subway murders. 892 01:26:52,422 --> 01:26:54,014 They didn't talk to me. 893 01:26:55,096 --> 01:26:57,713 That's because the suspect was a regular sized person. 894 01:26:58,233 --> 01:27:00,387 If it was a fucking midget you'd be in jail right now. 895 01:27:06,283 --> 01:27:07,880 Anyway, um... 896 01:27:08,168 --> 01:27:09,862 Hoyt said that, um... 897 01:27:10,019 --> 01:27:11,729 they talked to you and 898 01:27:11,913 --> 01:27:13,270 now they're looking for me... 899 01:27:13,376 --> 01:27:14,852 I just want to know what you said. 900 01:27:14,911 --> 01:27:16,607 Make sure our stories line up, 901 01:27:16,679 --> 01:27:18,225 - seeing as, um... - Yeah. 902 01:27:18,250 --> 01:27:19,760 - You're my boy and, uh - Yeah, 903 01:27:19,785 --> 01:27:21,314 - it makes lot of sense, - you know what I mean? 904 01:27:21,339 --> 01:27:22,954 Thank you, Randall. Thank you so much. 905 01:27:22,979 --> 01:27:24,627 - I just wanna... - Oh, fuck! 906 01:27:28,626 --> 01:27:29,827 Oh, god! 907 01:27:30,400 --> 01:27:31,445 No! 908 01:27:32,974 --> 01:27:34,355 What? 909 01:27:35,428 --> 01:27:36,701 No! 910 01:27:44,249 --> 01:27:46,120 Why would you do that? 911 01:28:06,553 --> 01:28:08,327 Do you watch Murray Franklin show? 912 01:28:08,836 --> 01:28:09,845 Yeah. 913 01:28:11,496 --> 01:28:12,770 I'll be on it tonight. 914 01:28:17,580 --> 01:28:19,232 It's fucking crazy 'innit? 915 01:28:19,480 --> 01:28:20,833 Me on a telly. 916 01:28:23,152 --> 01:28:24,777 What the fuck, Arthur? 917 01:28:25,294 --> 01:28:26,303 What... 918 01:28:26,554 --> 01:28:27,563 What? 919 01:28:32,158 --> 01:28:33,549 It's okay, Garry. 920 01:28:33,808 --> 01:28:35,250 You can go. 921 01:28:35,309 --> 01:28:36,318 Oh..oo 922 01:28:37,398 --> 01:28:38,802 I'm not gonna hurt you. 923 01:28:43,716 --> 01:28:45,913 Don't look. Just go. 924 01:28:57,685 --> 01:28:59,236 Oh, fuck. 925 01:29:04,288 --> 01:29:06,434 - H-Hey Arthur? - Yeah? 926 01:29:07,847 --> 01:29:10,121 Arthur, can you get... the lock? 927 01:29:10,146 --> 01:29:11,732 Oh! 928 01:29:13,176 --> 01:29:14,185 Sure. 929 01:29:14,687 --> 01:29:16,140 It's alright, Garry. 930 01:29:26,971 --> 01:29:28,423 - Garry? - Yeah? 931 01:29:31,436 --> 01:29:33,506 You're the only one that's ever been nice to me. 932 01:29:36,105 --> 01:29:37,998 Get out of here. 933 01:31:02,345 --> 01:31:04,957 Hey, Arthur! We need to talk! 934 01:31:06,630 --> 01:31:08,983 Hey, stop, Arthur! 935 01:31:13,926 --> 01:31:14,938 Arthur! 936 01:31:17,421 --> 01:31:19,163 - You fucking... - Hey, out of the way! 937 01:31:22,121 --> 01:31:23,374 Move! 938 01:31:25,366 --> 01:31:26,932 Arthur! 939 01:31:30,688 --> 01:31:32,232 - Hey! - Hey! 940 01:31:38,497 --> 01:31:39,963 Arthur, stop! 941 01:31:44,884 --> 01:31:46,162 Go! Go! 942 01:31:48,002 --> 01:31:50,228 ... 943 01:31:51,913 --> 01:31:53,979 Stand clear of the closing doors. 944 01:32:00,655 --> 01:32:02,332 Yeah, what's your sign say? 945 01:32:02,859 --> 01:32:05,499 - Train! Hold that! - Hey! Hold it! 946 01:32:07,362 --> 01:32:08,835 You, get out of here! 947 01:32:09,850 --> 01:32:11,680 Next stop... 948 01:32:25,309 --> 01:32:28,011 - Hey, asshole! - Better watch it! 949 01:32:28,854 --> 01:32:30,731 Stand down! Now! 950 01:32:39,200 --> 01:32:41,287 Police! Stand down! 951 01:32:41,919 --> 01:32:43,746 Stand down! 952 01:32:47,402 --> 01:32:49,021 - Hey, what the fuck? - Oh! 953 01:32:59,594 --> 01:33:02,367 Stop fighting! Police! Police! 954 01:33:05,553 --> 01:33:07,915 Get down! Get the fuck down! 955 01:33:08,799 --> 01:33:11,991 Police, get down! Get the fuck down! 956 01:33:21,802 --> 01:33:23,220 What the...? 957 01:33:26,157 --> 01:33:27,393 Arthur! 958 01:33:28,202 --> 01:33:29,609 Hey! 959 01:33:30,561 --> 01:33:32,200 God, no! 960 01:34:20,679 --> 01:34:24,284 Two officer on the train were violently confronted by the crowd tonight 961 01:34:24,323 --> 01:34:27,429 and they're in serious but stable condition at Gotham metropolitan. 962 01:34:27,980 --> 01:34:30,588 We're going live now to co-anchor Courtney Weathers 963 01:34:30,613 --> 01:34:32,703 who's stand by outside the bed ford park station 964 01:34:32,728 --> 01:34:34,622 near where the shooting took place. 965 01:34:34,847 --> 01:34:36,670 Courtney, What's the scene there? 966 01:34:41,990 --> 01:34:43,495 - Murray! - Hey, hey, hey! 967 01:34:43,521 --> 01:34:45,873 - It's "Mr. Franklin!". - Oh, come on, Gene. 968 01:34:45,898 --> 01:34:47,296 That's all bullshit. 969 01:34:48,262 --> 01:34:49,842 Thank you, Murray. 970 01:34:50,515 --> 01:34:52,069 I feel like I know you. 971 01:34:52,759 --> 01:34:54,431 I've been watching you forever. 972 01:34:54,956 --> 01:34:55,965 Thank you. 973 01:34:56,161 --> 01:34:57,490 What's with the face? 974 01:34:57,583 --> 01:34:59,115 That mean that you we're part of the protest? 975 01:34:59,140 --> 01:35:00,728 No.No. 976 01:35:00,798 --> 01:35:02,787 No, I don't believe in any of that. 977 01:35:03,213 --> 01:35:04,714 I don't believe in anything. 978 01:35:05,451 --> 01:35:06,941 I just thought it would be good for my act. 979 01:35:06,995 --> 01:35:09,326 For your act? Didn't you hear what happened on the subway? 980 01:35:09,351 --> 01:35:11,644 - Some clown got killed. - He's aware of that, yeah. 981 01:35:11,746 --> 01:35:13,349 No, I haven't heard. 982 01:35:13,564 --> 01:35:15,132 - Yeah? - You see, this is what I'm telling you. 983 01:35:15,157 --> 01:35:17,243 The audience is gonna go crazy if you put this guy on. 984 01:35:17,268 --> 01:35:19,496 Maybe... maybe for a bit, but not a whole segment. 985 01:35:19,521 --> 01:35:21,595 Gene, It's gonna work. It's gonna work. 986 01:35:22,651 --> 01:35:24,447 We're gonna go with it. 987 01:35:25,059 --> 01:35:26,068 Thank you, Murray. 988 01:35:26,190 --> 01:35:27,347 Couple of rules though: 989 01:35:27,511 --> 01:35:29,394 No cursing, no off-color material, 990 01:35:29,419 --> 01:35:32,390 - we do a clean show, okay? - M-hm. 991 01:35:32,415 --> 01:35:33,917 You go on right after Dr. Sally. 992 01:35:34,045 --> 01:35:36,008 - I love Dr. Sally. - Good! Good, good. 993 01:35:36,033 --> 01:35:37,891 Well, someone will come and get you, okay? 994 01:35:38,530 --> 01:35:39,570 Perfect. 995 01:35:39,671 --> 01:35:40,826 - Good luck. - Thanks, Murray. 996 01:35:40,850 --> 01:35:41,863 Okay. 997 01:35:42,064 --> 01:35:44,497 Hey, Murray... one small thing. 998 01:35:44,895 --> 01:35:46,882 - Yeah? - When you bring me out 999 01:35:47,370 --> 01:35:49,173 can you introduce me as "Joker"? 1000 01:35:49,614 --> 01:35:51,294 What's wrong with your real name? 1001 01:35:51,734 --> 01:35:53,904 That's what you called me on the show. 1002 01:35:54,135 --> 01:35:55,603 A joker. 1003 01:35:55,659 --> 01:35:56,668 Do you remember? 1004 01:35:56,904 --> 01:35:58,616 - Did I? - Yeah, I don't know. 1005 01:35:58,792 --> 01:36:01,252 Well, if you say so, kid, you know, joker it is. 1006 01:36:01,333 --> 01:36:03,475 - It's good. - Thanks, Murray. 1007 01:36:25,305 --> 01:36:28,280 I would try it, you know, but I'm not sure my wife would let me do it. 1008 01:36:29,739 --> 01:36:31,507 Maybe my next wife. 1009 01:36:34,686 --> 01:36:36,639 You gotta see our next guest for yourself. 1010 01:36:36,664 --> 01:36:38,779 I'm pretty sure this guy can use a doctor. 1011 01:36:39,403 --> 01:36:41,553 Oh, does he have a sexual problem? 1012 01:36:41,578 --> 01:36:43,850 He looks like he's got a lot of problems. 1013 01:36:45,126 --> 01:36:47,779 Alright, Let's show that clip one last time. 1014 01:36:54,409 --> 01:36:58,272 I hated school as a kid. 1015 01:36:58,804 --> 01:37:01,167 But my mother would always say, 1016 01:37:02,064 --> 01:37:03,550 "You should enjoy it. 1017 01:37:03,700 --> 01:37:06,698 One day you'll have to work for a living." 1018 01:37:06,723 --> 01:37:10,227 "No I won't, Ma. I'm gonna be a comedian!" 1019 01:37:15,952 --> 01:37:16,953 O-Kay, 1020 01:37:19,604 --> 01:37:22,861 you may have seen that clip of our next guest. 1021 01:37:22,886 --> 01:37:25,366 Now, before he comes out, I just want to say 1022 01:37:25,391 --> 01:37:28,990 that we're all heartbroken about what's going on in the city tonight. 1023 01:37:29,147 --> 01:37:31,790 But, this is how he wanted to come out. 1024 01:37:31,816 --> 01:37:35,053 And, honestly, I think we could all use a good laugh. 1025 01:37:35,078 --> 01:37:37,386 So, please welcome "Joker". 1026 01:38:19,584 --> 01:38:21,763 Are you alright, doctor? 1027 01:38:24,440 --> 01:38:26,448 Well, that was... quite an interest. 1028 01:38:33,699 --> 01:38:34,852 You okay? 1029 01:38:36,887 --> 01:38:38,342 Oh, yeah. 1030 01:38:38,568 --> 01:38:41,204 This is exactly how I imagined it. 1031 01:38:43,227 --> 01:38:44,958 Well, that makes one of us. 1032 01:38:51,895 --> 01:38:54,048 So, can you tell us about this look? 1033 01:38:54,444 --> 01:38:56,014 When we spoke earlier, you mentioned 1034 01:38:56,039 --> 01:38:58,549 that this look is not a political statement, is that right? 1035 01:38:58,878 --> 01:39:00,589 That's right, Murray. I'm not political. 1036 01:39:00,927 --> 01:39:02,919 I'm just trying to make people laugh. 1037 01:39:03,578 --> 01:39:05,190 And how's that goin' for ya? 1038 01:39:12,296 --> 01:39:14,926 It's alright. It's alright. So, I know you're a comedian. 1039 01:39:15,338 --> 01:39:17,250 Have you been working on any new material? 1040 01:39:17,282 --> 01:39:18,557 You want to tell us a joke? 1041 01:39:23,846 --> 01:39:25,038 Yeah? 1042 01:39:27,123 --> 01:39:28,359 Okay. 1043 01:39:34,129 --> 01:39:35,873 He's got a book. 1044 01:39:36,657 --> 01:39:38,371 A book of jokes. 1045 01:39:47,795 --> 01:39:49,514 Take your time. I don't mind. 1046 01:39:55,210 --> 01:39:57,610 Okay. Okay. Here's one. 1047 01:40:00,637 --> 01:40:02,275 Knock-knock. 1048 01:40:03,500 --> 01:40:05,089 And you had to look that up? 1049 01:40:11,356 --> 01:40:12,778 I wanted to get it right. 1050 01:40:15,001 --> 01:40:16,462 Knock-knock. 1051 01:40:16,752 --> 01:40:18,385 Who's there? 1052 01:40:19,622 --> 01:40:21,163 It's the Police, ma'am. 1053 01:40:21,178 --> 01:40:23,117 Your son has been hit by a drunk driver. 1054 01:40:23,204 --> 01:40:24,635 He's dead. 1055 01:40:27,141 --> 01:40:28,954 Oh, no, no, no! 1056 01:40:28,979 --> 01:40:31,018 No, you cannot joke about that. 1057 01:40:31,043 --> 01:40:33,097 Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur. 1058 01:40:33,122 --> 01:40:35,436 That's not the kind of humor we do on this show. 1059 01:40:36,089 --> 01:40:38,278 Okay, I'm s... Yeah, I'm sorry. 1060 01:40:38,575 --> 01:40:39,991 It's just, you know, 1061 01:40:40,538 --> 01:40:43,580 It's been a rough few weeks, Murray, 1062 01:40:44,464 --> 01:40:46,031 ever since I 1063 01:40:48,899 --> 01:40:51,181 killed those three wall-street guys. 1064 01:40:57,619 --> 01:40:59,384 Okay. I'm waiting for the punchline. 1065 01:41:01,036 --> 01:41:02,597 There is no punchline. 1066 01:41:04,120 --> 01:41:05,976 It's not a joke. 1067 01:41:10,410 --> 01:41:11,582 You're serious, aren't you? 1068 01:41:11,614 --> 01:41:13,976 You're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway? 1069 01:41:14,038 --> 01:41:16,874 - M-hm. - And why should we believe you? 1070 01:41:17,150 --> 01:41:18,802 I've got nothing left to lose. 1071 01:41:21,107 --> 01:41:22,745 Nothing can hurt me anymore. 1072 01:41:26,253 --> 01:41:28,990 My life is nothing but a comedy. 1073 01:41:32,388 --> 01:41:35,839 Let me get this straight, you think that killing those guys is funny? 1074 01:41:36,572 --> 01:41:37,878 I do. 1075 01:41:38,238 --> 01:41:40,524 And I'm tired of pretending it's not. 1076 01:41:41,044 --> 01:41:43,105 Comedy is subjective, Murray. 1077 01:41:43,406 --> 01:41:44,785 Isn't that what they say? 1078 01:41:45,243 --> 01:41:46,710 All of you, 1079 01:41:47,050 --> 01:41:49,514 the system that knows so much, 1080 01:41:49,952 --> 01:41:52,919 you decide what's right or wrong 1081 01:41:52,944 --> 01:41:56,968 the same way that you decide what's funny.. 1082 01:41:57,190 --> 01:41:58,606 Or not. 1083 01:41:58,963 --> 01:42:00,368 Get him off! 1084 01:42:00,550 --> 01:42:01,999 Well, okay, I... I think 1085 01:42:02,286 --> 01:42:04,383 I might understand that you 1086 01:42:04,779 --> 01:42:06,304 did this to start a movement, 1087 01:42:06,381 --> 01:42:08,441 to become a symbol. 1088 01:42:08,939 --> 01:42:10,592 Come on, Murray, 1089 01:42:10,635 --> 01:42:13,001 do I look like the kind of a clown that could start a movement? 1090 01:42:13,717 --> 01:42:16,004 I killed those guys because they were awful. 1091 01:42:16,885 --> 01:42:19,378 Everybody's awful these days. 1092 01:42:19,496 --> 01:42:21,415 It's enough to make anyone crazy. 1093 01:42:21,588 --> 01:42:24,280 Okay. So that's it, you're crazy. That's your defense 1094 01:42:24,305 --> 01:42:25,873 for killing three young men? 1095 01:42:26,507 --> 01:42:27,516 Nah. 1096 01:42:28,188 --> 01:42:31,457 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives. 1097 01:42:33,305 --> 01:42:36,461 Oh! Why is everybody so upset about these guys? 1098 01:42:37,294 --> 01:42:40,790 If it was me dying on the side-walk, you'd walk right over me. 1099 01:42:40,837 --> 01:42:43,946 I pass you everyday and you don't notice me! but these guys, 1100 01:42:43,977 --> 01:42:47,140 what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV? 1101 01:42:47,182 --> 01:42:49,266 Well, you have a problem with Thomas Wayne, too? 1102 01:42:49,291 --> 01:42:50,910 Yes, I do. 1103 01:42:51,660 --> 01:42:54,788 Have you seen what it's like out there, Murray? 1104 01:42:55,116 --> 01:42:57,408 Do you ever actually leave the studio? 1105 01:42:58,550 --> 01:43:02,099 Everybody just yells and screams at each other. 1106 01:43:02,248 --> 01:43:04,202 Nobody's civil anymore! 1107 01:43:04,540 --> 01:43:07,864 Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. 1108 01:43:08,813 --> 01:43:10,697 You think men like Thomas Wayne 1109 01:43:10,792 --> 01:43:13,480 ever think what it's like to be someone like me? 1110 01:43:13,748 --> 01:43:16,288 To be somebody but themselves? They Don't. 1111 01:43:16,634 --> 01:43:19,605 They think that we'll just sit there and take it 1112 01:43:19,723 --> 01:43:21,259 like good little boys! 1113 01:43:21,321 --> 01:43:23,644 That we won't werewolf and go wild. 1114 01:43:23,823 --> 01:43:25,038 You finished? 1115 01:43:25,349 --> 01:43:27,647 I mean, there is so much self-pity, Arthur. 1116 01:43:27,890 --> 01:43:30,911 You sound like you're making excuses for killing those young men. 1117 01:43:31,113 --> 01:43:34,286 Not everybody- and I'll tell you this- not everyone is awful. 1118 01:43:36,403 --> 01:43:38,758 - But you're awful, Murray. - Me? 1119 01:43:38,922 --> 01:43:41,306 I'm awful? Oh, yeah? How am I awful? 1120 01:43:43,826 --> 01:43:45,293 Playing my video, 1121 01:43:46,610 --> 01:43:48,226 inviting me on the show... 1122 01:43:49,675 --> 01:43:51,997 You just wanted to make fun of me. 1123 01:43:53,053 --> 01:43:54,993 You're just like the rest of 'em. 1124 01:43:55,109 --> 01:43:57,205 You don't know the first thing about me, pal. 1125 01:43:57,386 --> 01:43:59,804 Look what happened because of what you did, what it led to. 1126 01:44:00,172 --> 01:44:01,598 There are riots out there. 1127 01:44:01,723 --> 01:44:04,459 Two policemen are in critical condition and you're laughing. 1128 01:44:04,484 --> 01:44:06,894 You're laughing. Someone was killed today 1129 01:44:06,919 --> 01:44:08,435 because of what you did. 1130 01:44:08,460 --> 01:44:09,732 I know. 1131 01:44:12,493 --> 01:44:13,952 How about a another joke, Murray? 1132 01:44:13,977 --> 01:44:15,637 No, I think we got enough of your jokes. 1133 01:44:15,662 --> 01:44:17,225 - What do you get.. - I don't think so. 1134 01:44:17,250 --> 01:44:20,761 When you cross a mentally-ill loner with a society 1135 01:44:20,786 --> 01:44:23,134 that abandons him and treats him like trash? 1136 01:44:23,159 --> 01:44:24,312 Call the police, Gene. 1137 01:44:24,337 --> 01:44:25,706 - I'll tell you what you get. - Call the police! 1138 01:44:25,731 --> 01:44:27,473 You get what you fucking deserve! 1139 01:45:03,583 --> 01:45:06,207 Good night. And always remember. 1140 01:45:06,587 --> 01:45:08,679 That's I... 1141 01:45:12,188 --> 01:45:13,549 Breaking news. 1142 01:45:13,699 --> 01:45:16,317 Popular TV talk show host Murray Franklin 1143 01:45:16,342 --> 01:45:19,669 shot dead tonight on the live telecast of his program by one of his guests. 1144 01:45:19,694 --> 01:45:23,883 - -the man who was introduced by Franklin as "The Joker" is currently under arrest... 1145 01:45:23,908 --> 01:45:27,406 - - The police led the suspect handcuffed out of the studio... 1146 01:45:27,431 --> 01:45:31,080 - when asking him what he did.. - merely just a punchline to a joke... 1147 01:45:31,105 --> 01:45:33,300 - Would you like another joke? - I don't think so. 1148 01:45:38,711 --> 01:45:39,642 This clown... 1149 01:45:39,767 --> 01:45:42,471 Again, Murray Franklin dead tonight... 1150 01:45:43,551 --> 01:45:46,973 If it was me dying on the side-walk, you'd walk right over me! 1151 01:45:47,190 --> 01:45:49,607 To all of those who have been ignored by the system... 1152 01:45:49,632 --> 01:45:52,444 - -and as you can see, Gotham is burning... 1153 01:46:46,843 --> 01:46:49,141 Stop laughing you freak. This isn't funny. 1154 01:46:49,395 --> 01:46:51,994 We have the whole fucking city's on fire because of what you did. 1155 01:46:53,106 --> 01:46:56,963 All units, fire reported. north of ally. 1156 01:46:57,387 --> 01:46:58,994 I know. 1157 01:47:00,057 --> 01:47:02,100 Isn't it beautiful? 1158 01:48:43,253 --> 01:48:44,898 Let's go over there. 1159 01:49:02,654 --> 01:49:03,945 Hey, Wayne. 1160 01:49:04,820 --> 01:49:06,660 You get what you fucking deserve. 1161 01:49:06,685 --> 01:49:07,985 No, pal! 1162 01:49:48,353 --> 01:49:50,587 Joker! 1163 01:49:50,612 --> 01:49:52,850 Joker! 1164 01:52:29,543 --> 01:52:31,139 What's so funny? 1165 01:52:33,234 --> 01:52:34,786 I just think... 1166 01:52:35,517 --> 01:52:37,406 just thinking of this joke. 1167 01:52:56,390 --> 01:52:57,862 You wanna tell it to me? 1168 01:53:04,246 --> 01:53:05,909 You wouldn't get it. 1169 01:53:17,714 --> 01:53:19,116 ♪ ... That's life. ♪ 1170 01:53:19,141 --> 01:53:20,918 ♪ (that's life) ♪ 1171 01:53:21,343 --> 01:53:24,323 ♪ And as funny as it may seem ♪ 1172 01:53:25,292 --> 01:53:28,190 ♪ Some people get their kicks ♪ 1173 01:53:28,215 --> 01:53:30,566 ♪ Stompin' on a dream ♪ 1174 01:53:31,877 --> 01:53:35,348 ♪ But I don't let it, ♪ ♪ let it get me down ♪ 1175 01:53:37,273 --> 01:53:41,881 ♪ 'Cause this fine old world ♪ ♪ it keeps spinnin' around ♪ 1176 01:53:42,693 --> 01:53:46,040 ♪ I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate ♪ 1177 01:53:46,065 --> 01:53:49,208 ♪ A poet, a pawn and a king ♪ 1178 01:53:49,571 --> 01:53:53,474 ♪ I've been up and down and over and out ♪ 1179 01:53:53,499 --> 01:53:55,763 ♪ And I know one thing ♪ 1180 01:53:55,841 --> 01:54:01,438 ♪ Each time I find myself ♪ ♪ laying flat on my face ♪ 1181 01:54:02,208 --> 01:54:08,370 ♪ I just pick myself up and ♪ ♪ get back in the race ♪ 1182 01:54:08,510 --> 01:54:11,117 ♪ - That's life ♪ ♪ - (that's life) ♪ 1183 01:54:11,181 --> 01:54:14,925 ♪ That's life and I tell ya, ♪ ♪ I can't deny it ♪ 1184 01:54:15,704 --> 01:54:20,803 ♪ Many times I thought of cuttin' ♪ ♪ out but my heart won't buy it ♪ 1185 01:54:21,430 --> 01:54:25,830 ♪ But if there's nothing ♪ ♪ shakin' come here this July ♪ 1186 01:54:28,890 --> 01:54:40,001 ♪ I'm gonna roll myself up ♪ ♪ in a big ball and die ♪ 1187 01:54:43,414 --> 01:54:48,890 ♪ My, my ♪ 1188 01:54:49,788 --> 01:55:00,290 Subtitled By Nilnuwan ( With the help of Leaked Script) 88134

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