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Europe...
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1944.
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The second world war was now
its fourth year.
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The stage was set for
the most exciting...
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I can't take it, Wyatt.
If something now doesn't happen
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I'll open my skull with a hacksaw
and start playing with my brains.
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I'm sensing you a bit... perturbed?
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I know how the war ends.
Let's drop the bomb and move on.
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...we see the germans had the
opportunity to win the war
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if not for one small mistake.
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Oh, God. Here it comes.
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Putting Colonel Klink in charge...
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BOTH: ...of stalag 13.
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So what are you saying?
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You're bored with history?
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History, school, life-- it's all so dull.
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Don't you wish you could skip over the
lame, boring parts and get to the fun?
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I kind of like school. And what's
the point of complaining?
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It's not like we can do
anything about it.
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True. There's nothing
we can do about it.
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- However...
- No!
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We don't understand her powers.
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They're beyond our control.
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The woman is capable of anything.
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She could actually... ( Gasps )
...improve our lives.
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( Both Yelling )
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# ...Something like a recipe #
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# Bits and pieces #
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# Bits and pieces #
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# My creation #
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# Is it real? #
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# It's my creation #
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# Ooh, my creation #
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# It's my creation #
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# RT and from my hand #
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# Why don't people understand #
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# My intentions? #
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What can I do for you boys?
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Nothing.
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Big thing!
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Here's the deal.
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We're tired of having to
wait through the lame
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IFE to get to the exciting stuff.
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It's not that bad.
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We were hoping you'd have a few ideas.
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I could fill your lives with
nothing but excitement.
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- For example...
- ( Mariachi Music Playing )
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( Gunfire )
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( Music Stops )
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WAYNE: Hey! What's that
racket up there?
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My dad's going to kill me.
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That was a little too big but
on the right track.
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Right, Wyatt?
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Whatever you come up with
we got to have absolute control
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or I'm not doing it.
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I got it.
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We need a remote-- only one that
will speed up time whenever we want.
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Hmm.
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What, you recharged the batteries?
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Just try it.
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Cool. A remote for the clock.
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I don't want to rag on your
handiwork but we're looking
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for something that would speed up
the big picture not just clocks in general.
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Oh, good. You ladies are home.
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It's story time with big brother Chett.
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We don't want to hear
a stupid hunting story.
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Shut your stinking hole.
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I'd listen up or I'll snap the ribs
from your spine like breadsticks.
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All right.
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Check it out.
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It must have been tuesday.
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No, wednesday.
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No, wait a minute.
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What's the day the trash comes?
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Wednesday, right?
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Okay, so the day before--
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Tuesday--
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I wake up, and I...
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( Fast-Forwarding )
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...and then the cat blew
chunks on the carpet.
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Great story, huh, girls?
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How did I do?
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BOTH: Yes!
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Can I hold it?
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I need to feel its cool, dark
metal against my skin.
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We remember what Lisa said.
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This thing affects all of time so use it
sparingly only in extreme situations.
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Gotcha.
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When we left off yesterday the
americans were about to join
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the allied was effort.
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To recap the devastating attack of
Pearl Harbor was still a recent memory.
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Hit it.
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( Fast-Forwarding )
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Who can tell me the names
of the participants?
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- ( Bell Rings )
- BOTH: Yeah!
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Life without the boring parts.
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- I could get comfy with this.
- Yeah, me too.
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I have to admit this chia pet wouldn't
be half as fun in real time.
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Whatever cranks your cheese wheel.
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( Door Closing )
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He's here.
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Afternoon, puke licks.
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Afternoon, puke licks.
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- What did you call me?
- Puke bag.
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Butt cramp.
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Skank boy.
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Take your pick, dick. ( Yelling )
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Chett will learn from this
and that brings me joy.
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But I can't help feeling
there's a greater purposis remote.
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I suppose we could go back in time and
avert world wars and snuff out disease.
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I'm talking about chicks.
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Gary, it's illegal to go around freeze-framing
women and taking off their clothes.
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I'm talking about relationships.
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With this remote, we can skip over
all that lame getting-to-know-you
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talky-touchy-feely crap and get
to the good parts.
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- Can I help?
- Do you have to explode in like that?
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Well, excuse me.
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Who put a kink in your hose?
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I'm sorry but tierine time-space
continuum tends to make me edgy.
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How do we know he's not,
like, awake in there
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and watching everything we're doing.
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Relax. It's your personal remote.
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You are the only two people
who have any idea that time
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is starting or stopping speeding
up or slowing down.
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To everyone else,
life proceeds as normal.
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WYATT: Where are we in all this?
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You'll have experienced everything.
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You just won't have any memory of it.
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It's what you wished for--
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the ability to skip through
the boring parts.
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So we could use it on dates.
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Sure, if you want to.
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I don't know.
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I'm not sure we should mess
with the forces of romance.
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Wyatt, if we don't let me explore
the wide world of women
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we're doing a disservice to science.
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WYATT: To you want.
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Who am I to stand in the way of science?
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Thank you.
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Ready?
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( Yelling ) What the...?
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- Hi.
- Hi, Gary.
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I can't stay out late and I don't
like movies and I don't eat fried foods.
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Let the fun begin.
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You know, I had an okay time tonight.
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You did?
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Nothing seemed unusually...
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unusual?
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Everything was fine.
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I guess this is where I kiss you good night.
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Whoa. I made it clear.
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I just want to be friends.
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- Geez, Gary.
- Right.
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Well, I guess this is where
I kiss you good night.
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You took me to that dump you
made me pay and
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then your nosebleed
ruined my blouse.
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Kiss this!
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- Good night, Gary.
- Yeah, well...
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- Good night.
- Wait a minute.
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I thought maybe... I don't know...
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Do you want to kiss?
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You want to kiss?
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Me? After everything that probably
happened on this date?
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After the way I probably treated you?
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After the stupid things I probably said?
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I'm losing the mood here.
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- That was nice.
- Yes, it was.
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Good night, Gary.
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Yeah, well... good night.
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Wait a minute.
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I thought maybe... I don't know...
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Do you want to kiss?
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That was...
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Good night, Gary.
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Want to go out again?
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- Next saturday?
- Great.
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I can't believe we've been
only dating a week.
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It feels like longer.
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To you, maybe.
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Is this a button or a zipper thingy?
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Gary, stop!
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When do you want to go out again?
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I don't know.
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How about thursday?
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Something tells me you're not
having a good time.
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It's that stupid remote.
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I thought you were having fun with it.
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Gary's having fun with it.
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I'm stuck watching clocks spin.
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Every time he fast-forwards
through his dates
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my universe goes on a caffeine high.
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I don't remember what day it is
anything I did this week--
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I can't even watch TV.
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Althrough it does liven up Pbs.
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You're just mad at Gary for having a
little fun with his newfound toy.
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"A little fun"?
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Hmm. I see your point.
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He's playing with the forces of
natures all just to get girls.
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Ugh.
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See? It's all fun until someone
loses a sandwich.
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It's so romantic out here.
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Sometimes, if I close my eyes it
reminds me of the farm
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we used to spend summers at
when I was...
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( Fast-Forwarding )
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...and other times I just wish I could
live there for the rest of my life.
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( Fast-Forwarding )
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I really like you, Gary Wallace.
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Mmm... me too.
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I think that's enough for tonight.
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Maybe I'll see you in school this week.
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It's kind of a special week
for me, you know.
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Right. Special, special.
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Yes! I like this.
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Wyatt. Hey, Wyatt!
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Wait up!
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Where you been?
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I haven't seen you all week.
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Gee, you still know what a week is?
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I figured days, weeks, and months
were all one big blur to you.
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Hey, that's Sarcasm.
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You having a good time?
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Me? Hell, yeah.
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Got my remote.
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Got continuous lip action.
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What's not good?
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Your life may be continuous lip action
but mine's like a bad carnival ride.
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You want to skip to the weekend
and talk?
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No, Gary. I have a french test and
I would like to savor every second of it,
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so if you don't mind could we move through
life at normal speed for the next 40 minutes?
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Oh, what crawled up his shorts?
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Hey, watch where you're going.
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Donna! You see that?
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I stopped that big heavy door
with my little face.
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I hate you, Gary Wallace!
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- Come again?
- I thought I meant something to you
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and now you do this.
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Um, could you maybe give me a little hint?
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See, my memory...
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- Oh, you make me so mad!
- ( Gasps )
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And what is it with you
and this stupid remote?
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No! Don't!
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Whatever you're about
to say, forget it!
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Hey, Ted.
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How's it going?
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Hi, Donna.
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There a problem here?
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Give me the remote and
we can have a heart-to-heart
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about whatever it is
you're rambling about.
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You want it, bonehead? Go get it.
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GARY: No!
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What?
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- Donna?
- I hate you, Gary Wallace!
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Hey, Donna.
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- There a problem here?
- Oh, no.
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I'm trapped in time.
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- I hate you, Gary Wallace!
- Here we go again.
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Donna.
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What a surprise.
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I thought I meant something to you.
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You're right-- it is low.
261
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:51,933
Could I have that?
262
00:14:52,433 --> 00:14:53,867
What is it with you and this remote?
263
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:55,500
Hey, Donna.
264
00:14:55,500 --> 00:14:56,500
There a problem here?
265
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,067
No. No problem here. Give me that.
266
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:02,367
No. No!
267
00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:06,167
- Leave her alone, loser.
- You want this?
268
00:15:06,167 --> 00:15:07,567
Go get it.
269
00:15:07,567 --> 00:15:08,567
GARY: No!
270
00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:16,067
Let me guess.
271
00:15:16,567 --> 00:15:17,267
You hate me.
272
00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:18,267
That's right. I thought...
273
00:15:17,767 --> 00:15:19,433
You do mean something to me.
274
00:15:19,433 --> 00:15:21,900
Oh, then you realize what
you did I do.
275
00:15:21,900 --> 00:15:23,400
What I did was terrible--
276
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:26,400
So terrible, it's indescribable.
277
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,267
I bet you can't even describe it.
278
00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:28,767
Can you?
279
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:32,233
After all we've been through
you forgot my birthday.
280
00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:34,400
Birthday? Forget?
281
00:15:34,900 --> 00:15:35,900
I didn't forget.
282
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,400
Check it out.
283
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:38,400
Surprise.
284
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:39,400
Come on, Ted.
285
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:42,367
# Happy birthday to you #
# Happy birthday to you... #
286
00:15:42,867 --> 00:15:43,867
You're pathetic.
287
00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:46,100
And you're too mature
to throw that remote.
288
00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:51,000
There are now ten minutes left.
289
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:58,833
There are now ten minutes left.
290
00:16:05,767 --> 00:16:07,800
Oh, no. What's happening?
291
00:16:11,133 --> 00:16:12,767
# Happy birthday to you... #
292
00:16:12,767 --> 00:16:14,267
I hate you, Gary Wallace!
293
00:16:14,767 --> 00:16:16,900
I just wanted to sing you
happy birthday.
294
00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,600
- It is your birthday.
- My birthday was yesteday.
295
00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:22,100
You didn't even get me a card.
296
00:16:22,100 --> 00:16:24,533
I must have told you five times
in the last week.
297
00:16:24,533 --> 00:16:26,033
Do you ever listen?
298
00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:27,400
Of course I listen to you.
299
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:28,900
Ted!
300
00:16:29,400 --> 00:16:30,400
Oh, yeah?
301
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,933
Then what's my favorite movie, huh?
302
00:16:31,933 --> 00:16:33,400
Who's my favorite group?
303
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:34,567
Where do I spend my summers?
304
00:16:35,033 --> 00:16:35,533
I know that one.
305
00:16:36,033 --> 00:16:38,000
Some farm, right?
306
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000
You don't know a thing about me.
307
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,000
Okay, you got me.
308
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,500
I don't know a thing about you.
309
00:16:43,000 --> 00:16:44,133
I just want that remote.
310
00:16:45,633 --> 00:16:46,633
Ted!
311
00:16:47,133 --> 00:16:47,633
I'm sorry.
312
00:16:48,133 --> 00:16:48,633
Ted's being detained.
313
00:16:49,133 --> 00:16:50,133
I'll take that.
314
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:56,267
Leave her alone, loser.
315
00:16:58,433 --> 00:17:00,433
There are ten minutes left.
316
00:17:01,433 --> 00:17:03,967
Uh, something is very wrong here.
317
00:17:03,967 --> 00:17:06,400
Est-ce qu' il y a un probleme?
318
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:07,900
Yeah. I really got to...
319
00:17:07,900 --> 00:17:10,167
Uh-uh. En francais.
320
00:17:11,667 --> 00:17:17,233
Je vais aller de la... de la...
mon ami, um...
321
00:17:17,733 --> 00:17:19,100
There are ten minutes left.
322
00:17:21,100 --> 00:17:24,067
- Monsieur Donnelly.
- Sorry. Go to run.
323
00:17:27,567 --> 00:17:29,567
Not as fast, young man.
324
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:33,600
What do we know
about running in the hall?
325
00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,267
Now, I know this may sound like
I'm coming down on you
326
00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:41,200
but I remember one eyeless
lad skewered by his own el marko.
327
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:42,200
I don't have time!
328
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,100
There are now ten minutes left.
329
00:17:45,767 --> 00:17:46,267
( Groaning )
330
00:17:51,433 --> 00:17:51,933
Lisa.
331
00:17:51,933 --> 00:17:53,133
Get me out of this loop.
332
00:17:53,633 --> 00:17:54,633
Please, make it stop.
333
00:17:55,133 --> 00:17:58,900
Once a wish is in motion,
I can't turn it off.
334
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,233
I can't do it anymore.
335
00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:03,233
You can't give up, Gary.
336
00:18:03,233 --> 00:18:04,200
There is a way out.
337
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,967
I hate you, Gary Wallace!
338
00:18:05,967 --> 00:18:07,467
I'll never get that remote.
339
00:18:07,967 --> 00:18:09,467
You really want it back that badly?
340
00:18:10,467 --> 00:18:13,467
Skipping the dull parts hasn't made
your life any better.
341
00:18:13,967 --> 00:18:17,867
Maybe those dull parts are
more important than you think.
342
00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:20,367
Are you just going to lie there?
343
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:21,800
Otherwise...
344
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:29,967
I hate you, Gary Wallace!
345
00:18:30,667 --> 00:18:32,133
There are now ten minutes left.
346
00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:34,633
Monsieur Donnelly.
347
00:18:37,667 --> 00:18:38,667
Ah, what the hell.
348
00:18:42,667 --> 00:18:43,667
Viva la france!
349
00:18:46,567 --> 00:18:47,933
- Good morning, sir.
- Good morning.
350
00:18:51,433 --> 00:18:55,200
I think Wallace here needs
a little attitude adjustment.
351
00:18:55,200 --> 00:18:57,200
GARY: Go ahead.
You might as well hit me.
352
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,033
I mean, I would if I was you.
353
00:18:59,033 --> 00:19:00,533
I missed my girlfriend's birthday!
354
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:02,800
No present, no card.
355
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,467
Not even a phone call.
356
00:19:04,933 --> 00:19:05,767
I'm jerk.
357
00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,167
I thought I meant something to you.
358
00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:08,600
Ted, do you mind?
359
00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:12,100
I'm starting to lose feeling
in my brain.
360
00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:17,100
You know why I didn't
but you anything?
361
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:18,600
Because there's no present
in the world that could
362
00:19:19,267 --> 00:19:22,667
express how deep my feelings
run for you.
363
00:19:23,400 --> 00:19:24,400
You're not buying any of this, are you?
364
00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:25,433
Nope.
365
00:19:25,933 --> 00:19:27,033
Go fetch.
366
00:19:27,033 --> 00:19:28,467
Wyatt!
367
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:28,933
Incoming!
368
00:19:29,633 --> 00:19:31,067
Yes!
369
00:19:32,567 --> 00:19:34,000
Get me out of here.
370
00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:37,600
Fast-forward, pause,
freeze-frame-- something.
371
00:19:38,100 --> 00:19:39,100
Not this time.
372
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,600
I promise you'll get to hit me.
373
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:43,600
Just a minute.
374
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,600
Donna! Wait.
375
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,100
Okay, I admit it.
376
00:19:47,100 --> 00:19:49,600
I never really paid any attention
to you or the relationship.
377
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:52,500
I just wanted to make out with you.
378
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,500
And that's your apology?
379
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:55,500
Yes.
380
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,000
No.
381
00:19:57,500 --> 00:19:58,233
I don't know.
382
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:00,200
I'm trying to be honest here, okay?
383
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,200
I like you a lot.
384
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:06,633
I really do but I love
making out with you.
385
00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:09,733
You dress incredibly hot.
386
00:20:10,700 --> 00:20:11,200
You smell...
387
00:20:11,700 --> 00:20:15,900
so good and you have the
softest lips in the entire universe.
388
00:20:19,400 --> 00:20:20,467
I kiss you...
389
00:20:20,967 --> 00:20:22,467
I'm in heaven.
390
00:20:22,967 --> 00:20:27,567
I don't know whether to hit you
or pull you in some dark corner.
391
00:20:28,067 --> 00:20:31,400
Well, I... I'd definitely
go for door number two.
392
00:20:31,967 --> 00:20:33,933
You're pretty twisted, Wallace.
393
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,900
But awfully cuddly, don't you think?
394
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:39,400
I got to go.
395
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,000
I'll see you later, Gary.
396
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,133
later?
397
00:20:42,633 --> 00:20:43,633
As in date later?
398
00:21:04,467 --> 00:21:05,467
You're a pal.
399
00:21:05,967 --> 00:21:07,967
Thanks for not zapping
me out of there.
400
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:08,967
Any time.
401
00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:12,467
And if you ever again force me
to deal with my real-life
402
00:21:12,967 --> 00:21:14,467
situation head-on I'll kill you.
403
00:21:14,967 --> 00:21:15,467
Okeydoke.
404
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,700
Mr. Wallace... would you care
to do the honors?
405
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:30,700
With pleasure.
406
00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:38,700
... And if you ever, ever mess with
my gun rack again I'm going
407
00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:42,700
to ram my fist down your throat
and pull out your colon.
408
00:21:45,133 --> 00:21:46,133
Got it, girls?
409
00:21:52,233 --> 00:21:55,167
I don't think we'll be
needing this anymore.
410
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:58,533
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