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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:27,509 --> 00:02:28,468 Antoine, my boy. 2 00:02:30,593 --> 00:02:31,843 You had a bad dream? 3 00:02:32,009 --> 00:02:33,301 A nightmare. 4 00:02:33,468 --> 00:02:35,343 Nanny, I dreamed I was working. 5 00:02:35,509 --> 00:02:37,634 Oh, my poor little! 6 00:02:37,801 --> 00:02:38,801 Quick, let's go home. 7 00:02:39,009 --> 00:02:41,468 You have overdone enough for today. 8 00:02:43,593 --> 00:02:44,801 Dear Nanny, 9 00:02:46,134 --> 00:02:47,884 For 25 years, I have blessed the derailment 10 00:02:48,051 --> 00:02:49,134 that killed my parents. 11 00:02:49,301 --> 00:02:53,884 No orphan was happier than me under the supervision of his grandfather. 13 00:02:54,051 --> 00:02:56,093 Antoine, never make any effort. 14 00:02:56,259 --> 00:02:57,843 Fatigue is the enemy. 15 00:02:58,009 --> 00:03:00,634 You need, to succeed everywhere and always, 16 00:03:00,801 --> 00:03:02,468 never work. 17 00:03:02,634 --> 00:03:03,759 It is a mistake 18 00:03:03,926 --> 00:03:05,968 to believe that laziness is a default. 19 00:03:06,134 --> 00:03:09,259 It is, on the contrary, the mother of all virtues. 20 00:03:09,426 --> 00:03:13,176 But the Bible says : "You will earn your bread by the sweat of your brow." 21 00:03:13,343 --> 00:03:16,259 But after original sin! 22 00:03:16,968 --> 00:03:19,968 Before, man lived as a shiftless layabout. 23 00:03:20,718 --> 00:03:23,968 By the way, all religions have decreed a weekly rest. 24 00:03:24,134 --> 00:03:27,759 The faithful are aware that they are offering their laziness to the Lord. 25 00:03:27,926 --> 00:03:28,968 Show me. 26 00:03:30,926 --> 00:03:33,093 Add a drop of Chartreuse. 27 00:03:33,259 --> 00:03:34,426 Friday, we're Arabs. 28 00:03:35,259 --> 00:03:37,009 Saturday, we're Jews. 29 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:38,884 Sunday, we're Christians. 30 00:03:39,051 --> 00:03:41,343 And the month of Sundays. 31 00:03:41,509 --> 00:03:42,843 Checkmate. 32 00:03:43,426 --> 00:03:45,926 That's why, I tell you, 33 00:03:46,093 --> 00:03:47,801 don't torment yourself 34 00:03:47,968 --> 00:03:50,426 about what you can eat to live. 35 00:03:51,093 --> 00:03:53,759 Look at the birds in the sky. 36 00:03:53,926 --> 00:03:57,051 They make no sowing nor reaping 37 00:03:57,218 --> 00:03:59,843 and they don't pile up in attics 38 00:04:00,009 --> 00:04:02,718 because our Father feeds them. 39 00:04:03,384 --> 00:04:04,926 Learn that lesson. 40 00:04:06,093 --> 00:04:07,593 Being a sparrow. 41 00:04:07,759 --> 00:04:10,551 This is an art you inherited at birth. 42 00:04:11,093 --> 00:04:12,426 God feeds the sparrows. 43 00:04:13,509 --> 00:04:15,259 The society will nourish you. 44 00:04:15,426 --> 00:04:19,093 The important is to be re-invited. 45 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:20,718 The secret : 46 00:04:21,051 --> 00:04:23,093 Be a nice guy. 47 00:04:23,259 --> 00:04:24,801 Smile with the sensible. 48 00:04:24,968 --> 00:04:26,634 Sneer with the cynics. 49 00:04:26,801 --> 00:04:28,634 Laugh up with fools. 50 00:04:28,801 --> 00:04:31,009 Get indignant with the fiery. 51 00:04:31,176 --> 00:04:33,843 Sigh with the gloomy. 52 00:04:34,009 --> 00:04:35,551 And with the talkers... 53 00:04:35,718 --> 00:04:37,093 I let them talk. 54 00:04:37,468 --> 00:04:38,301 Huh? 55 00:04:50,093 --> 00:04:51,426 You were saying? 56 00:04:51,843 --> 00:04:53,176 The satellite disappears 57 00:04:53,343 --> 00:04:55,926 behind the outer ring. - "The outer ring." 58 00:04:56,093 --> 00:04:58,384 Slowly. - "Slowly." 59 00:04:58,551 --> 00:04:59,926 Slowly! 60 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:02,343 Slowly! 61 00:05:02,509 --> 00:05:06,968 But just think, little wretch, miserable worm, 62 00:05:07,134 --> 00:05:08,593 that Flammarion himself 63 00:05:09,384 --> 00:05:12,009 said...Wait... 64 00:05:12,176 --> 00:05:13,718 "We sail in the vastness" 65 00:05:13,884 --> 00:05:15,926 "at a speed a thousand times greater" 66 00:05:16,093 --> 00:05:18,343 "that a fast train's." 67 00:05:18,509 --> 00:05:20,759 "A wonderful sidereal mechanism," 68 00:05:20,926 --> 00:05:24,509 "the Earth is softer than the gondola" 69 00:05:24,676 --> 00:05:27,384 "abandoned on the mirror of the Venetian lagoon." 70 00:05:27,551 --> 00:05:29,676 "The Earth glides" 71 00:05:29,843 --> 00:05:31,134 "majestically" 72 00:05:31,301 --> 00:05:33,968 "on its ideal orbit." 73 00:05:35,551 --> 00:05:38,176 "All that is divine is effortless." 74 00:05:38,343 --> 00:05:39,301 Aeschylus. 75 00:05:51,884 --> 00:05:53,551 Poor Antoine Mirliflore. 76 00:05:53,718 --> 00:05:56,301 I looked after the interests of your grandfather 77 00:05:56,468 --> 00:05:58,384 in his lifetime. What a charming philosopher, 78 00:05:58,926 --> 00:06:00,634 but so careless! 79 00:06:00,801 --> 00:06:04,759 Do you know that the sale of its properties, those without mortgages, 80 00:06:04,926 --> 00:06:06,843 will barely cover 81 00:06:07,009 --> 00:06:08,718 the inheritance tax? 82 00:06:09,634 --> 00:06:12,009 My dear sir, what else can we ask for? 83 00:06:12,176 --> 00:06:15,468 I admire your composure in the face of such a disaster. 84 00:06:17,426 --> 00:06:19,259 Now you own nothing. 85 00:06:23,259 --> 00:06:24,968 My poor sir. 86 00:06:25,634 --> 00:06:27,926 No parents, no relations. 87 00:06:28,093 --> 00:06:29,718 There you are all alone. 88 00:06:30,843 --> 00:06:33,509 Let me introduce you to one of my friends. 89 00:06:34,384 --> 00:06:36,968 He will help you find a trade, a situation. 90 00:06:37,134 --> 00:06:38,843 A situation, me? 91 00:06:39,009 --> 00:06:43,009 Perpetual holiday is over. You must work, young man. 92 00:06:43,176 --> 00:06:44,468 Work, me? 93 00:06:46,051 --> 00:06:47,926 Dear sir, there is no question of it. 94 00:06:48,093 --> 00:06:49,468 But...but... 95 00:06:50,051 --> 00:06:51,384 Good life, gentlemen. 96 00:07:01,718 --> 00:07:02,551 Paris, 97 00:07:03,259 --> 00:07:04,468 it's you and me. 98 00:07:05,634 --> 00:07:08,718 99 00:07:24,101 --> 00:07:27,101 You need your campstool? - Yes, no, well... 100 00:07:30,468 --> 00:07:31,718 It's not warm. 101 00:07:32,384 --> 00:07:34,259 What you see in there? 102 00:07:34,426 --> 00:07:35,843 The cosmos. 103 00:07:36,968 --> 00:07:38,093 Ah? 104 00:07:42,884 --> 00:07:44,843 Get a look in there. 105 00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,384 I see nothing. 106 00:07:50,093 --> 00:07:50,926 We see nothing. 107 00:07:51,343 --> 00:07:52,301 No, no, nothing. 108 00:07:53,093 --> 00:07:54,259 Pay him. 110 00:08:04,468 --> 00:08:06,384 Ice cream, peanuts, 111 00:08:08,009 --> 00:08:09,718 special pictures. 112 00:08:12,134 --> 00:08:14,343 David, look at that! 113 00:08:20,843 --> 00:08:22,551 That's good. Look at that. 114 00:08:23,801 --> 00:08:24,843 David. 115 00:08:27,134 --> 00:08:28,468 Pig! 116 00:08:34,926 --> 00:08:36,968 Talk about a customer. 117 00:08:37,134 --> 00:08:39,468 Oh, I don't despair. 118 00:08:39,634 --> 00:08:41,676 I started by selling newspapers. 119 00:08:41,843 --> 00:08:44,468 Yes, I, Balthazar! 120 00:08:44,634 --> 00:08:48,051 As Henry Ford, but I, I have not forgotten to be stupid. 121 00:08:48,218 --> 00:08:50,509 I studied the economic situation. 122 00:08:50,676 --> 00:08:53,051 Believe me, the future is the ice cream. 123 00:08:53,718 --> 00:08:55,093 All over Paris. 124 00:08:55,676 --> 00:08:57,884 In 10 years, everywhere. 125 00:08:58,051 --> 00:09:00,509 "Bathazar's Ice Cream." 126 00:09:02,593 --> 00:09:04,884 Why not "Balthazar's Hot Chestnuts"? 127 00:09:05,051 --> 00:09:07,676 So really, we see nothing in your thing? 128 00:09:07,843 --> 00:09:10,218 You see, I have a broad who lives across the street. 129 00:09:11,218 --> 00:09:13,259 5, St. Peter's Square. - A broad? 130 00:09:13,426 --> 00:09:14,884 Lovely? - Oh my! 131 00:09:16,301 --> 00:09:17,134 Where? 132 00:09:17,301 --> 00:09:19,551 2nd window on the left, around the corner. 133 00:09:23,843 --> 00:09:26,509 Charming. - She's not bad. 134 00:09:30,801 --> 00:09:32,468 Not bad at all. 135 00:09:32,968 --> 00:09:35,593 She has the phone? - Montmartre 10-12. 136 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,134 You have a token? - And how! 137 00:09:40,468 --> 00:09:42,593 What's her name? - Nicole. 138 00:09:52,093 --> 00:09:53,968 Hello? - Hello, Nicole ? 139 00:09:54,134 --> 00:09:54,968 Yes? 140 00:09:55,134 --> 00:09:57,343 You must never flood a geranium. 141 00:09:59,718 --> 00:10:01,093 Who is calling? 142 00:10:01,259 --> 00:10:05,468 Antoine. Don't put your watering can in balance, it could fall. 143 00:10:06,676 --> 00:10:08,551 Well, you can sit down. 144 00:10:08,718 --> 00:10:11,259 There. You are much better like that. 145 00:10:11,426 --> 00:10:15,176 You know that pink suits you really, really well? 146 00:10:17,343 --> 00:10:19,051 Oh, wonderful! 147 00:10:19,218 --> 00:10:21,301 I didn't know this aspect 148 00:10:21,468 --> 00:10:22,968 of your personality. 149 00:10:23,134 --> 00:10:25,343 Oh, you're just... 150 00:10:25,509 --> 00:10:26,926 a big slob, 151 00:10:27,426 --> 00:10:29,634 a lout, a despicable individual, 152 00:10:29,801 --> 00:10:32,218 a jailbird, a fool... - No! 153 00:10:32,384 --> 00:10:33,884 You think this is funny? - Nicole! 154 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,801 Nicole, Nini, it's Balthazar! 155 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,968 Listen, sweetheart! - Is that you? 156 00:10:38,551 --> 00:10:39,843 Nini... - Farewell. 157 00:10:40,676 --> 00:10:43,134 Very funny, your joke. 158 00:10:43,301 --> 00:10:44,301 Very funny. 159 00:10:44,468 --> 00:10:46,634 You witness the end 160 00:10:47,634 --> 00:10:49,343 of a great love. 161 00:10:50,593 --> 00:10:52,051 Don't do anything stupid. 162 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:55,551 It is in the test that turn out great souls. 163 00:10:56,426 --> 00:10:59,176 This is too much, I'm going to see her. - Not in your condition. 164 00:10:59,343 --> 00:11:01,801 I must! - I'll go, it's my fault. 165 00:11:01,968 --> 00:11:03,551 I'll fix it for you. 166 00:11:04,093 --> 00:11:05,843 Thank you. - We are quite friends. 167 00:11:06,009 --> 00:11:08,468 I always knew I could count on you. 168 00:11:08,634 --> 00:11:11,343 Don't show up before tomorrow, you could ruin everything. 169 00:11:12,009 --> 00:11:13,593 Ah, the good boy. 170 00:12:00,759 --> 00:12:02,593 Still here? Always in my legs! 171 00:12:02,759 --> 00:12:04,301 I'm sorry. 172 00:12:05,801 --> 00:12:09,218 Batlthazar. It's all over between us. PS : I'll be back at half past midnight. 173 00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:17,718 Ah, thank you. 174 00:12:23,884 --> 00:12:24,843 Shooo. 175 00:12:37,218 --> 00:12:38,634 Charming. 176 00:12:43,843 --> 00:12:44,843 Good. 177 00:13:00,384 --> 00:13:01,551 Perfect. 178 00:13:18,259 --> 00:13:19,093 Oh! 179 00:13:23,426 --> 00:13:24,593 But who is there? 180 00:13:25,468 --> 00:13:26,634 Antoine? 181 00:13:29,968 --> 00:13:31,801 Well, where are you? 182 00:13:34,718 --> 00:13:35,843 Who's that guy? 183 00:13:36,509 --> 00:13:38,134 Oh, Nicole... 184 00:13:38,301 --> 00:13:40,093 How can I apologize for this? 185 00:13:40,259 --> 00:13:43,468 I've spent frightful hours at the idea of ​​having hurt 186 00:13:43,634 --> 00:13:45,968 this poor little fragile thing. 187 00:13:46,843 --> 00:13:48,426 I am a wretch. 188 00:13:48,593 --> 00:13:52,134 The funicular crushing my body would have been a too easy death. 189 00:13:52,301 --> 00:13:54,676 As penance, I climbed 6 floors on my knees. 190 00:13:54,843 --> 00:13:56,134 It's not enough. 191 00:13:56,301 --> 00:13:59,134 What to do to give you this just revenge? 192 00:13:59,301 --> 00:14:00,551 To offer myself as a martyr? 193 00:14:01,301 --> 00:14:03,551 Here I am. I am at your mercy. 194 00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,468 Scold me, beat me, kill me. 195 00:14:07,259 --> 00:14:08,843 Wow, what a speech... 196 00:14:09,009 --> 00:14:11,676 Ah, she has forgiven me. 197 00:14:11,843 --> 00:14:14,468 Oh, great lady, noble Nicole. 198 00:14:14,634 --> 00:14:17,801 Generous Nicole, admirable Nini. 199 00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,801 Can I keep you company? 200 00:14:22,968 --> 00:14:24,134 Well, what a man... 201 00:14:28,259 --> 00:14:30,551 "All that is divine is effortless." 202 00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:38,051 Antoine. 203 00:14:41,926 --> 00:14:44,384 Antoine, the coffee is ready. 204 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:45,843 I'm going to work. 205 00:14:47,259 --> 00:14:48,801 See you later, darling. 206 00:14:57,009 --> 00:14:59,384 Oh, the Sacred Heart. 207 00:15:40,759 --> 00:15:42,134 Hello? Yes? 208 00:15:43,384 --> 00:15:44,759 Who? 209 00:15:44,926 --> 00:15:46,218 Balthazar? 210 00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:48,843 Oh, I see... 211 00:15:49,009 --> 00:15:51,134 Calm down, man. 212 00:15:51,301 --> 00:15:52,801 I'll explain later. 213 00:15:53,468 --> 00:15:54,593 Alright, come on up. 214 00:15:54,759 --> 00:15:57,759 Say, can you bring me croissants? 215 00:15:57,926 --> 00:16:00,301 Thank you, man. See you in a sec. 216 00:16:12,509 --> 00:16:13,759 You beast! 217 00:16:15,176 --> 00:16:17,468 Antoine, big slob! 218 00:16:19,718 --> 00:16:22,884 First, would you be kind enough to take off my housecoat? 219 00:16:23,968 --> 00:16:24,926 Coffee? 220 00:16:25,968 --> 00:16:27,759 But you really think you're at home! 221 00:16:28,384 --> 00:16:29,884 I must admit I spent the night here. 222 00:16:31,343 --> 00:16:33,259 I couldn't sleep under bridges. 223 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,343 Nicole is an amazing girl. 224 00:16:37,009 --> 00:16:38,051 You seem worried. 225 00:16:39,009 --> 00:16:40,009 But believe me, 226 00:16:40,176 --> 00:16:41,884 man to man, I didn't touch her. 227 00:16:42,509 --> 00:16:45,343 Oh! Come on, be serious! 228 00:16:46,176 --> 00:16:47,468 I must admit I didn't sleep much. 229 00:16:47,634 --> 00:16:49,759 Nicole, being under the impression that you broke up with her, 230 00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,634 spoke about you all night. 231 00:16:53,468 --> 00:16:56,384 Ah? - Yes, I even began to hate you. 232 00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:58,218 She's crazy about you. 233 00:16:58,718 --> 00:16:59,884 Oh! 234 00:17:00,051 --> 00:17:01,843 You want me to talk frankly? 235 00:17:02,009 --> 00:17:03,718 You're on the wrong track. - Ah? 236 00:17:04,509 --> 00:17:06,301 You see, women are fragile. 237 00:17:06,468 --> 00:17:07,884 Especially Nicole. 238 00:17:08,051 --> 00:17:10,551 She's a small biscuit. 239 00:17:10,718 --> 00:17:14,676 Modesty, sensitivity, a variety of feelings. 240 00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,884 Nicole? - I'm telling you! 241 00:17:17,051 --> 00:17:20,718 I must admit that I wasn't looking at her from the right angle. 242 00:17:20,884 --> 00:17:22,301 Change your perspective. 243 00:17:22,468 --> 00:17:23,718 She hates jealous guys. 244 00:17:23,884 --> 00:17:27,551 Be even-tempered, casual, charming and she's yours. 245 00:17:28,968 --> 00:17:30,593 She's mine? 246 00:17:31,134 --> 00:17:32,426 Thank you, Antoine. 247 00:17:32,593 --> 00:17:34,051 Now I understand. 248 00:17:34,218 --> 00:17:35,801 All things considered, Nicole, 249 00:17:36,176 --> 00:17:38,301 she's a...I got it. 250 00:17:40,259 --> 00:17:42,634 You're working today? - No, I'm going to rest. 251 00:17:42,801 --> 00:17:44,718 Sun is rising. - Not me. 252 00:17:44,900 --> 00:17:46,384 Oh, my little... 253 00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:49,176 You will never amount to anything if you sleep all day. 254 00:17:49,343 --> 00:17:50,509 Life is a fight. 255 00:17:50,676 --> 00:17:52,801 Struggle for life. 256 00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:53,968 The law of the jungle. 257 00:17:54,134 --> 00:17:55,968 You're going to sell ice cream with such a weather? 258 00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:58,051 Always the fallback position. 259 00:17:58,218 --> 00:17:59,843 Never unprepared. 260 00:18:00,009 --> 00:18:02,801 I am a fighter, you see? 261 00:18:03,301 --> 00:18:06,718 If Nicole admires me, it's because I got dough. 262 00:18:08,509 --> 00:18:09,676 In ten years... 263 00:18:09,843 --> 00:18:11,884 The Rolls, the yacht, 264 00:18:12,051 --> 00:18:14,259 the Chinese valet, 265 00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:16,134 the Davis cup. 266 00:18:16,843 --> 00:18:18,426 The easy life. - And today? 267 00:18:18,593 --> 00:18:22,509 Today, I just tinker around, okay. But I'm up to something. 268 00:18:22,676 --> 00:18:25,634 Are you interested in Photo-stop? 269 00:18:26,259 --> 00:18:27,843 It's not tiresome. - Ah... 270 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,384 I'll get the gear. 271 00:18:32,551 --> 00:18:33,926 See you downstairs in an hour. 272 00:18:34,801 --> 00:18:36,426 You keep my cigarettes? - Yes I do. 273 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,426 And don't forget, boy. 274 00:18:38,593 --> 00:18:40,468 Struggle for life. 275 00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,509 On horseback! 276 00:18:53,593 --> 00:18:56,384 What! She can't even iron my shirt? 277 00:18:57,343 --> 00:19:00,259 I feel I'm not going to rot in here for long. 278 00:19:13,426 --> 00:19:14,301 Psst! 279 00:19:14,468 --> 00:19:15,509 Miss! 280 00:19:31,468 --> 00:19:33,218 Ernestine. 281 00:19:33,384 --> 00:19:35,551 At noon, you will cook the veal with carrots. 282 00:19:35,718 --> 00:19:36,926 Yes, madame. 283 00:19:38,718 --> 00:19:40,759 Madame, Miss, I'm coming for the leak. 284 00:19:40,926 --> 00:19:43,051 The leak? - Yes, in the bathroom. 285 00:19:43,218 --> 00:19:45,093 There have been complaints. It won't be long. 286 00:19:45,259 --> 00:19:47,718 In the hallway, 1st door on the left. 287 00:19:54,759 --> 00:19:56,134 Psst, sir! 288 00:19:56,301 --> 00:19:57,134 Sir! 289 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,176 Dirty old man! 290 00:20:03,384 --> 00:20:05,009 Tease! - Me, madame? 291 00:20:05,176 --> 00:20:07,884 Be quiet! And in addition you caused a leak in the bathroom. 292 00:20:08,051 --> 00:20:10,134 Me? - Yes, you. I never set foot in there. 293 00:20:10,301 --> 00:20:12,968 I will withdraw the plumber's bill from your wages. 294 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,551 By the way, what is he doing? 295 00:20:15,718 --> 00:20:19,176 I also forbid you to purchase oil in plastic bottle. 296 00:20:20,676 --> 00:20:21,551 Oh, sorry. 297 00:20:22,301 --> 00:20:23,676 It's done. 298 00:20:24,384 --> 00:20:25,218 It works. 299 00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:28,634 Would you have a towel? 300 00:20:55,176 --> 00:20:56,676 My respects, madame. 301 00:21:02,051 --> 00:21:03,301 This boy is charming. 302 00:21:04,634 --> 00:21:07,093 Incredible, you mean the bearded guy? Oh, the pig! 303 00:21:07,259 --> 00:21:08,593 It's just between us. 304 00:21:08,759 --> 00:21:10,551 You know me. - Excuse me, ladies. 305 00:21:14,301 --> 00:21:15,134 What a rain! 306 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,801 The ten of spades goes on the valet. 307 00:21:39,801 --> 00:21:41,134 There you are. - Your feet! 308 00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:42,134 What? 309 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,134 Your feet! You mess everything. 310 00:21:44,301 --> 00:21:46,134 Sorry. Excuse me. 311 00:21:46,301 --> 00:21:47,343 And ten points for the last trick. 312 00:21:47,509 --> 00:21:50,218 Thank you, Émile. - See you tomorrow, same time? 313 00:21:50,384 --> 00:21:53,468 You will stay for lunch, Mr. Antoine. 314 00:21:53,634 --> 00:21:54,593 No, no! 315 00:21:54,759 --> 00:21:56,884 We're already too late. 316 00:22:16,301 --> 00:22:18,718 Taking pictures is extremely time-consuming. 317 00:22:18,884 --> 00:22:22,426 The thing is to choose the time, the place...Are you listening? 318 00:22:22,593 --> 00:22:23,593 And the customers. 319 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,759 The most important, I insist on that, 320 00:22:25,926 --> 00:22:28,843 is an impeccable equipment. For God sake! 321 00:22:30,593 --> 00:22:31,593 Thanks. 322 00:23:05,509 --> 00:23:07,676 I'm doing great! 323 00:23:08,426 --> 00:23:09,801 Stop! 324 00:23:10,384 --> 00:23:12,051 Your papers. - Me? 325 00:23:13,843 --> 00:23:15,134 Do not panic. 326 00:23:18,134 --> 00:23:19,384 Oh, sorry. 327 00:23:30,426 --> 00:23:31,634 My God! 328 00:23:33,884 --> 00:23:35,509 Destroy this photo. 329 00:23:40,718 --> 00:23:42,301 10.000 francs for you. 330 00:23:44,509 --> 00:23:46,718 Hey, this is a great idea. 331 00:23:58,884 --> 00:24:01,551 How much this one? - 10.000 francs. 332 00:24:04,551 --> 00:24:05,551 Stop! 333 00:24:05,718 --> 00:24:09,593 Filthy scum! At my age, no one blackmails me! 334 00:24:09,759 --> 00:24:10,801 Oh, no! 335 00:24:18,801 --> 00:24:19,718 Good heavens, my wife! 336 00:24:19,884 --> 00:24:21,093 Good heavens, my husband! 337 00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:23,343 What are you doing with this man? 338 00:24:24,968 --> 00:24:26,301 Antoine! 339 00:24:26,468 --> 00:24:28,176 Antoine, come on, come on! 340 00:24:28,509 --> 00:24:29,593 Let's go. 341 00:24:38,593 --> 00:24:39,801 Hello, Nicole? 342 00:24:40,301 --> 00:24:41,468 Balthazar. 343 00:24:41,634 --> 00:24:43,343 No, don't hang up. 344 00:24:43,509 --> 00:24:46,218 I'm calling you for professional reasons. The weather has changed. 345 00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:50,218 Your scheme with Max, is there still a part in it for us? 346 00:24:50,384 --> 00:24:52,843 At 15 pm? Ah, very well! 347 00:24:53,009 --> 00:24:54,676 It really helps me out, thank you. 348 00:24:55,301 --> 00:24:57,384 See you later...sweetie. 349 00:24:59,301 --> 00:25:01,343 Let's go. - It's nice, right? 350 00:25:01,509 --> 00:25:04,551 What is this for ? - It turns when there is light. 351 00:25:05,176 --> 00:25:08,176 I see, it's interesting. You pay, we're gone. 352 00:25:08,343 --> 00:25:09,843 I don't have any money. 353 00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:12,509 And the banknote from that guy? 354 00:25:13,551 --> 00:25:15,843 What! This gizmo is worth 10.000 francs? 355 00:25:18,634 --> 00:25:19,676 Top! 356 00:25:21,509 --> 00:25:23,634 Let's do another one. Sit there. 357 00:25:23,801 --> 00:25:26,759 Get down, you are ridiculous. You are too big. 358 00:25:30,301 --> 00:25:31,759 Don't move. 359 00:25:33,468 --> 00:25:36,176 Let's hurry, it's going to rain! 360 00:25:36,343 --> 00:25:38,176 Come on, the last one. 361 00:25:38,343 --> 00:25:40,093 Come on, run! Hurry! 362 00:25:51,426 --> 00:25:52,259 Do you like it? 363 00:25:55,259 --> 00:25:56,968 The photographer thinks you look great. 364 00:25:57,134 --> 00:25:59,468 It would be great for you if it worked. 365 00:26:01,093 --> 00:26:02,718 Why don't you redo your nose? 366 00:26:04,884 --> 00:26:06,468 Come, they're waiting for us. 367 00:26:06,884 --> 00:26:08,759 You know, I've spent the morning shopping at the Galleries. 368 00:26:08,926 --> 00:26:12,468 A 65 litres refrigerator costs only 5.000 francs. 369 00:26:12,634 --> 00:26:15,509 There is also a wonderful Japanese washing machine. But we must be reasonable. 370 00:26:15,676 --> 00:26:17,301 We'll wait next year to buy it. 371 00:26:17,468 --> 00:26:19,509 I had lunch with my mom too. 372 00:26:19,676 --> 00:26:22,134 I told her everything, she is very happy for us 373 00:26:22,301 --> 00:26:23,801 and desperate to know you. 374 00:26:24,926 --> 00:26:27,051 We'll dine with her tonight. 375 00:26:27,218 --> 00:26:30,093 You'll see, she stayed young at heart. 376 00:26:30,259 --> 00:26:32,801 As soon as we have our first child, we can live with her. 377 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:35,593 What a joy, my Antoine. 378 00:26:37,843 --> 00:26:42,343 She's trying to make me jealous but she can't fool me. 379 00:26:43,509 --> 00:26:45,551 Do not move. 380 00:26:46,593 --> 00:26:48,426 It's pouring! Come on, let's pack up. 381 00:26:48,593 --> 00:26:50,176 Protect the equipment. 382 00:26:52,426 --> 00:26:54,009 This is a surprise for you. 383 00:26:54,176 --> 00:26:55,176 Look. 384 00:26:56,176 --> 00:26:57,968 That's the last straw... 385 00:26:58,134 --> 00:26:58,968 Well, 386 00:26:59,509 --> 00:27:01,551 here are my wedding presents, my little ones. 387 00:27:03,676 --> 00:27:05,801 And thank you for everything. 388 00:27:13,093 --> 00:27:16,801 You will bring your suits to the office that evening, without fail. 389 00:27:17,551 --> 00:27:18,634 Antoine! 390 00:27:20,926 --> 00:27:21,843 Antoine! 391 00:28:18,009 --> 00:28:19,593 There you are, it's not too early. 392 00:28:19,759 --> 00:28:22,676 The kitchen is over there. - I think you're mistaken, my friend. 393 00:28:23,551 --> 00:28:24,843 Oh, sorry, sir. 394 00:28:34,718 --> 00:28:37,426 The prince will soon come down, sir. 395 00:28:56,134 --> 00:28:58,009 It's beautiful, isn't it? 396 00:29:04,676 --> 00:29:06,593 Trans-Pacific 1930. 397 00:29:07,134 --> 00:29:08,176 1931. 398 00:29:09,968 --> 00:29:11,051 Superb. 399 00:29:15,718 --> 00:29:17,509 I'm sorry, I arrived last. 400 00:29:17,676 --> 00:29:19,134 I'm expecting no one. 401 00:29:19,801 --> 00:29:20,759 Ah... 402 00:29:25,468 --> 00:29:27,593 Your reception was very successful. 403 00:29:27,759 --> 00:29:28,884 Really? 404 00:29:30,884 --> 00:29:32,301 Truly. 405 00:29:35,218 --> 00:29:37,093 Very nice to have met you. 406 00:29:37,259 --> 00:29:39,051 Excuse me but we can't hear each other. 407 00:29:46,593 --> 00:29:49,968 I understand your concern, but I'm not crazy. 408 00:29:50,134 --> 00:29:52,176 Not for a second. - I will explain to you. 409 00:29:52,343 --> 00:29:54,634 It's very simple, I am very rich. 410 00:29:54,801 --> 00:29:56,676 I bear a noble name. 411 00:29:56,843 --> 00:29:59,551 That's why I don't have any friends. I am alone. 412 00:29:59,718 --> 00:30:04,093 I'm bored since the death of my poor great-aunt. 413 00:30:04,801 --> 00:30:07,509 Every saturday, I have a large buffet set out. 414 00:30:08,426 --> 00:30:10,593 I start my tape recorder 415 00:30:10,759 --> 00:30:12,426 and I open the windows. 416 00:30:13,259 --> 00:30:15,551 You are the first... 417 00:30:16,634 --> 00:30:20,176 butterfly caught in my acoustic trap. 418 00:30:20,343 --> 00:30:22,801 It's lovely. 419 00:30:24,218 --> 00:30:25,509 You dance? 420 00:30:26,718 --> 00:30:27,759 And you? 421 00:30:28,384 --> 00:30:31,801 No. The women frighten me. 422 00:30:33,926 --> 00:30:35,593 And you prefer locomotives to them! 423 00:30:35,759 --> 00:30:38,843 I've been searching for the dining-car of the Transsiberian 424 00:30:39,009 --> 00:30:40,259 that I just saw in your window for 10 years. 425 00:30:40,426 --> 00:30:41,718 You're a toy train lover! 426 00:30:41,884 --> 00:30:44,009 Just a modest collector, nothing more. 427 00:30:44,176 --> 00:30:46,843 A cigar? - You smoke the same as me. 428 00:30:47,009 --> 00:30:48,593 Decidedly, we have the same tastes. 429 00:30:48,759 --> 00:30:50,551 Let's ditch these drunks. 430 00:30:55,176 --> 00:30:58,509 I wanted to talk to you about a project close to my heart. 431 00:30:58,676 --> 00:31:02,343 My dear Antoine, I think you are the man I've been looking for. 432 00:31:16,218 --> 00:31:18,551 This is a delicate mission. It takes skill, 433 00:31:18,718 --> 00:31:22,343 a strong sense of responsibilities, irreproachable moral qualities. 434 00:31:22,509 --> 00:31:23,676 This way. 435 00:31:30,843 --> 00:31:33,051 My parents. Just pretend they're not here. 436 00:31:37,676 --> 00:31:39,259 No, this way. 437 00:31:47,926 --> 00:31:49,551 You like it? - Oh, yes! 438 00:31:49,718 --> 00:31:51,009 I knew it! 439 00:31:51,176 --> 00:31:53,259 May I? - You're welcome. 440 00:31:56,134 --> 00:31:59,509 I'm appointing you stationmaster of my miniature network. 441 00:31:59,676 --> 00:32:00,718 Swell! 442 00:32:04,009 --> 00:32:07,551 I have other projects, the whole south network powered by catenary. 443 00:32:07,718 --> 00:32:08,634 2 sugars? - Yes, thanks. 444 00:32:09,426 --> 00:32:11,801 You are charming. 445 00:32:11,968 --> 00:32:13,259 This is the tailor. 446 00:32:14,718 --> 00:32:17,468 4:56 pm, 4 minutes earlier, I don't like that. 447 00:32:17,634 --> 00:32:20,301 Well, I'm leaving you, he will take your measures. 448 00:32:20,468 --> 00:32:21,301 For me? 449 00:32:21,468 --> 00:32:23,301 You shouldn't have. - I insist. 450 00:32:50,384 --> 00:32:53,051 M. Antoine, it is 6:12 am. 451 00:32:55,884 --> 00:32:57,384 There's your costume. 452 00:32:57,551 --> 00:32:59,759 Hurry, the prince is waiting for you. 453 00:33:11,509 --> 00:33:13,634 Travelers to Orleans, 454 00:33:13,801 --> 00:33:15,843 Tours, Poitiers, Angoulême, Bordeaux, 455 00:33:16,009 --> 00:33:18,718 your train is about to leave. All aboard, please. 456 00:33:18,884 --> 00:33:21,301 The way is clear. Change the signal. 457 00:33:21,468 --> 00:33:22,343 Change the signal, good heavens! 458 00:33:22,843 --> 00:33:24,509 Don't forget the switch 459 00:33:24,676 --> 00:33:26,384 for the 11:52 freight train. 460 00:33:26,551 --> 00:33:29,301 Is the sector Lorraine's crossing closed? 461 00:33:33,134 --> 00:33:34,093 The 96. 462 00:33:34,801 --> 00:33:36,468 The N73. 463 00:33:37,759 --> 00:33:38,634 No, my friend, no! 464 00:34:00,593 --> 00:34:02,593 It is 6:12 am, Mr. Antoine. 465 00:34:05,259 --> 00:34:08,051 The 9:52 am is late, my friend. 466 00:34:11,500 --> 00:34:13,551 "The cars furnish transporation for the disabled ex-servicemen" 467 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,634 "only if they don't include a thruster at the back for the activation of the wheels." 468 00:34:16,801 --> 00:34:17,676 "1st, 2nd class," 469 00:34:17,843 --> 00:34:19,759 "Strasbourg-Mézières-Charleville." 470 00:34:19,926 --> 00:34:21,468 "Mézières-Charleville-Givet." 471 00:34:21,634 --> 00:34:24,218 Well, Givet...but I don't Give up. 472 00:34:25,634 --> 00:34:29,009 Antoine, you are a charming gentleman's companion. 473 00:34:29,176 --> 00:34:31,593 I have prepared a surprise for you. 474 00:34:31,759 --> 00:34:32,926 You deserve it. 475 00:34:40,134 --> 00:34:41,634 Ouch! Oh, shit! 476 00:34:41,801 --> 00:34:43,176 What is this? 477 00:34:44,968 --> 00:34:47,009 Now that's something else again. 478 00:35:02,093 --> 00:35:03,801 Oh no, it's not possible! 479 00:35:44,634 --> 00:35:46,259 We stopped in open country. 480 00:35:50,218 --> 00:35:51,426 What time is it? 481 00:35:52,426 --> 00:35:53,968 It is 10:31 am. 482 00:35:54,134 --> 00:35:55,343 What's happening? 483 00:35:57,551 --> 00:36:01,843 "Trains stopped. Indefinite strike." - What now? 484 00:36:02,009 --> 00:36:05,801 The prince is on strike in solidarity with the Union. 485 00:36:08,718 --> 00:36:12,676 This is the final struggle... 486 00:36:19,593 --> 00:36:21,676 Antoine, we will hold. 487 00:36:21,843 --> 00:36:22,884 Yeah, sure. 488 00:36:23,468 --> 00:36:25,426 Most certainly, we will hold! 489 00:36:49,968 --> 00:36:51,384 You're beautiful. 490 00:36:58,676 --> 00:37:00,176 Eighth day of the strike. 491 00:37:02,301 --> 00:37:03,718 What a pain! 492 00:37:04,301 --> 00:37:05,801 Without ordering you... 493 00:37:11,259 --> 00:37:12,301 Antoine! 494 00:37:12,468 --> 00:37:15,301 It is 11:52 pm, we go to bed? 495 00:37:15,468 --> 00:37:16,843 Not now. 496 00:37:17,009 --> 00:37:18,384 Oh, you're a bore! 497 00:37:31,843 --> 00:37:33,051 We go again? 498 00:37:35,218 --> 00:37:36,968 4:00 am! 499 00:37:37,134 --> 00:37:38,676 Oh, no! 500 00:37:49,676 --> 00:37:51,926 After a magnificent two weeks strike, 501 00:37:52,093 --> 00:37:53,218 the government caved in. 502 00:37:53,384 --> 00:37:56,801 This is a great victory for our union demands. 503 00:37:56,968 --> 00:37:58,968 And now, to work. 504 00:37:59,134 --> 00:38:02,301 We must provide 22 extra trains for Easter holidays, 505 00:38:02,468 --> 00:38:03,426 ski trips, 506 00:38:03,593 --> 00:38:06,093 an army of skiers pouring down the railway stations. 507 00:38:18,051 --> 00:38:19,176 Antoine. 508 00:38:19,343 --> 00:38:21,593 What's wrong with you? Have you become crazy? 509 00:38:21,759 --> 00:38:23,009 800 deaths. 510 00:38:23,176 --> 00:38:25,093 You have 800 deaths on your conscience. 511 00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:28,259 Wait, some are not quite dead in this car. 512 00:38:58,634 --> 00:39:00,009 Hi. - Hi, Chief. 513 00:39:00,384 --> 00:39:03,093 Nothing to report? - All is well. The 117 is in the station. 514 00:39:03,259 --> 00:39:05,259 It's the 6:27 am Paris-Rome? 515 00:39:05,426 --> 00:39:06,759 Well, yes. 516 00:39:43,509 --> 00:39:44,884 Hi, Chief. How are you? 517 00:39:45,051 --> 00:39:47,384 I'm fine, thanks. 518 00:40:11,051 --> 00:40:14,176 Look at that! I'm in Rome! 519 00:41:15,468 --> 00:41:17,009 How beautiful! 520 00:41:24,968 --> 00:41:26,509 Sorry, I don't understand you. 521 00:41:26,676 --> 00:41:28,468 You're French? Let me introduce myself. 522 00:41:28,634 --> 00:41:32,301 I am Professor Gaetano from the school of Fine Arts. 523 00:41:32,468 --> 00:41:34,593 No, don't break the pose. Don't move. 524 00:41:35,759 --> 00:41:37,676 I was pointing out to my students 525 00:41:37,843 --> 00:41:41,218 the natural elegance, the sculptural beauty 526 00:41:41,384 --> 00:41:42,801 of your body lying down. 527 00:41:43,634 --> 00:41:46,426 The nobility of your facial features. 528 00:41:47,759 --> 00:41:50,051 Although the nose... But that does not matter. 529 00:41:50,218 --> 00:41:51,218 It's only a detail. 530 00:41:51,384 --> 00:41:53,968 No, no! Keep the pose. 531 00:41:54,384 --> 00:41:58,551 Forgive my boldness. I approached you to ask you 532 00:41:58,718 --> 00:42:01,676 a little, or better, a great service. 533 00:42:01,843 --> 00:42:04,509 You can answer yes or no. 534 00:42:04,676 --> 00:42:07,926 Would you do me the honor of posing in my studio? 535 00:43:32,384 --> 00:43:33,593 Where are you going? 536 00:43:34,259 --> 00:43:35,551 I was taking a shower. 537 00:43:35,718 --> 00:43:37,843 But a blow of wind closed the door so... 538 00:43:38,009 --> 00:43:39,343 now I look like this. 539 00:43:39,509 --> 00:43:41,343 I'm looking for the swimming pool. 540 00:43:41,509 --> 00:43:43,301 The swimming pool? Where is the swimming pool? 541 00:43:43,468 --> 00:43:45,009 Ah, the swimming pool! 542 00:43:53,634 --> 00:43:55,551 Thanks a lot. - You're welcome. 543 00:43:55,718 --> 00:43:57,384 Good bye, sir. Good bye. 544 00:43:58,593 --> 00:44:01,426 A strange guy but very sympathetic. 545 00:44:10,593 --> 00:44:11,634 Take it. 546 00:44:11,801 --> 00:44:13,218 But I don't have money.... 547 00:44:14,218 --> 00:44:16,593 A handsome guy like you don't have to pay. Take it. 548 00:44:16,759 --> 00:44:18,051 Great! 549 00:44:22,634 --> 00:44:24,718 What do you want to drink? A coffee? 550 00:44:25,426 --> 00:44:26,509 Yes, please. 551 00:44:27,968 --> 00:44:29,009 A coffee. 552 00:44:32,259 --> 00:44:33,218 I am 553 00:44:33,384 --> 00:44:34,509 Maria. 554 00:44:35,259 --> 00:44:36,551 I am Antoine. 555 00:44:38,259 --> 00:44:39,301 Antonio. 556 00:44:41,884 --> 00:44:43,551 Antoine, it's cute. 557 00:44:46,426 --> 00:44:48,218 Why are you dressed like this? 558 00:44:49,259 --> 00:44:50,551 I am... 559 00:44:50,718 --> 00:44:52,301 a boxer. 560 00:44:52,468 --> 00:44:54,968 Ah, you're sporty. 561 00:44:55,468 --> 00:44:56,551 Sure. 562 00:44:57,093 --> 00:44:58,384 Very sporty. 563 00:45:01,843 --> 00:45:03,218 God damn, life's a bitch! 564 00:45:04,259 --> 00:45:06,051 My husband. - Nice. 565 00:45:10,759 --> 00:45:12,093 He works at night. 566 00:45:12,634 --> 00:45:15,176 And he sleeps all day long. 567 00:45:16,676 --> 00:45:18,926 Interesting...he sleeps at day 568 00:45:19,093 --> 00:45:21,259 and he works at night... 569 00:45:22,843 --> 00:45:23,968 All night long? 570 00:45:24,968 --> 00:45:26,551 All night long. 571 00:45:35,884 --> 00:45:37,801 No! 572 00:45:43,051 --> 00:45:44,634 Tonino! 573 00:46:40,093 --> 00:46:41,634 Tonino, get up! 574 00:46:41,801 --> 00:46:43,801 Hurry, my husband is coming! 575 00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:46,051 I can't get out naked. 576 00:46:47,259 --> 00:46:49,009 Here, take my husband's jacket. 577 00:46:49,176 --> 00:46:50,718 Hurry! 578 00:47:04,426 --> 00:47:06,093 Sorry. - You're welcome. 579 00:47:13,009 --> 00:47:14,218 My love. 580 00:47:34,676 --> 00:47:37,843 A white coffee for my little Tonino. 581 00:47:47,676 --> 00:47:50,176 Maria? A Martini, please. - Alright. 582 00:47:50,343 --> 00:47:52,384 Antonio, let me go. 583 00:48:01,759 --> 00:48:02,884 Here. 584 00:48:04,759 --> 00:48:07,426 You didn't find the swimming pool? 585 00:48:07,593 --> 00:48:10,343 The swimming pool? Sure, I've found it. 586 00:48:10,884 --> 00:48:12,676 Maria, Maria... 587 00:48:32,259 --> 00:48:34,759 Lawyer Di Menuti's son passed away. 588 00:48:34,926 --> 00:48:37,384 He was only 25. A terrible accident with a Ferrari. 589 00:48:37,551 --> 00:48:39,593 A 10 million Ferrari. 590 00:48:40,718 --> 00:48:43,384 A 10 million Ferrari? 591 00:48:47,384 --> 00:48:48,218 Tonino! 592 00:49:25,301 --> 00:49:26,801 Alive yesterday. 593 00:49:27,509 --> 00:49:28,968 Dead today. 594 00:49:32,551 --> 00:49:33,884 Poor Carlo. 595 00:49:34,509 --> 00:49:36,259 He was stupid. 596 00:49:37,343 --> 00:49:39,176 Completely stupid. 597 00:50:01,676 --> 00:50:02,968 Who is he? 598 00:50:31,634 --> 00:50:33,468 It's terrible. 599 00:50:33,634 --> 00:50:35,343 Alive yesterday. 600 00:50:36,301 --> 00:50:37,509 Dead today. 601 00:50:37,926 --> 00:50:39,259 Cars are very dangerous. 602 00:50:39,426 --> 00:50:41,301 Thanks for coming, sir. 603 00:50:42,009 --> 00:50:43,468 It's a sad thing. 604 00:50:43,634 --> 00:50:44,718 You're French, sir? 605 00:50:44,884 --> 00:50:47,301 Grief has no country, dear master. 606 00:50:47,468 --> 00:50:51,426 Carlo was more than a brother for me. 607 00:50:51,593 --> 00:50:53,634 You met him when he traveled to Paris? 608 00:50:53,801 --> 00:50:55,093 That's it. 609 00:50:55,259 --> 00:50:58,843 He was an highly intelligent boy. 610 00:50:59,009 --> 00:50:59,968 Carlo? 611 00:51:00,843 --> 00:51:05,009 I know what you're going to tell me, but believe me, fathers are blind. 612 00:51:05,176 --> 00:51:07,259 He had that modesty, 613 00:51:08,343 --> 00:51:09,843 that intellectual modesty 614 00:51:10,009 --> 00:51:12,134 that is so typical of true intelligence. 615 00:51:13,301 --> 00:51:14,843 How strange... 616 00:51:15,676 --> 00:51:17,051 I arrived this morning and 617 00:51:17,968 --> 00:51:21,009 I discover this city that he had so often described to me, 618 00:51:21,176 --> 00:51:24,593 I find your home without having ever seen it 619 00:51:24,759 --> 00:51:26,551 and suddenly... 620 00:51:26,718 --> 00:51:28,634 this nightmare! 621 00:51:30,218 --> 00:51:32,009 It's too unfair. 622 00:51:34,426 --> 00:51:35,801 Fortunately, 623 00:51:36,676 --> 00:51:38,301 you still have your daughters. 624 00:51:38,468 --> 00:51:40,926 Carlo never talked to me about you. 625 00:51:41,093 --> 00:51:42,759 At my express request, 626 00:51:42,926 --> 00:51:45,343 given the differences of fortune between us. 627 00:51:45,509 --> 00:51:47,426 This delicacy does you credit. 628 00:51:47,593 --> 00:51:49,009 What are you doing in life? 629 00:51:49,176 --> 00:51:53,051 My dear master, I am preparing a thesis on work. 630 00:51:53,218 --> 00:51:55,301 Ah, you're a communist! 631 00:51:56,176 --> 00:51:58,759 No, I'm not doing a thesis on working conditions 632 00:51:58,926 --> 00:52:03,093 but on the actual work whose principle become more and more difficult to justify. 633 00:52:03,259 --> 00:52:04,384 Explain yourself. 634 00:52:04,551 --> 00:52:06,343 It's difficult in a few words, 635 00:52:06,509 --> 00:52:09,176 I would like to have time to explain my ideas. 636 00:52:09,343 --> 00:52:10,259 Another day. 637 00:52:10,426 --> 00:52:12,884 We're already unemployed 132 days per year. 638 00:52:13,051 --> 00:52:15,134 The leisure-oriented society has invaded us. 639 00:52:15,301 --> 00:52:17,301 Industry itself... - Interesting. 640 00:52:18,093 --> 00:52:19,468 Interesting. 641 00:52:20,634 --> 00:52:22,509 I regret to have met you 642 00:52:22,676 --> 00:52:24,426 in these painful circumstances. 643 00:52:37,801 --> 00:52:40,343 So, Antoine, you feel better? 644 00:52:41,343 --> 00:52:44,843 It's good. Life must always have the upper hand. 645 00:52:45,009 --> 00:52:46,968 That's the way of the world. 646 00:52:47,134 --> 00:52:48,176 Poor Carlo. 647 00:52:50,884 --> 00:52:51,718 Oh... 648 00:52:52,759 --> 00:52:53,843 Carlo. 649 00:52:55,093 --> 00:52:56,634 The likeness is extraordinary. 650 00:52:57,801 --> 00:53:00,551 You think so? - Of course, the same piercing look, 651 00:53:00,718 --> 00:53:02,801 the same variety of facial expressions. 652 00:53:07,259 --> 00:53:09,093 Obviously, there is all the difference 653 00:53:09,259 --> 00:53:12,926 between the featherless baby bird and the golden eagle. 654 00:53:14,551 --> 00:53:16,218 A golden eagle... 655 00:53:17,009 --> 00:53:18,468 You know, I'm really fond of you. 656 00:53:20,301 --> 00:53:21,801 You're very sympathetic! 657 00:53:22,426 --> 00:53:23,676 Very sympathetic. 658 00:53:25,301 --> 00:53:27,468 All this is so trivial. 659 00:53:27,634 --> 00:53:29,384 You don't like it? 660 00:53:29,926 --> 00:53:32,093 No, sorry, it's only the emotion, 661 00:53:32,259 --> 00:53:33,634 the tiredness. 662 00:53:33,801 --> 00:53:35,009 Rest. 663 00:53:36,343 --> 00:53:38,384 We won't make any noise, tomorrow morning. 664 00:53:38,551 --> 00:53:40,134 Come on, come on, girls. 665 00:53:40,301 --> 00:53:42,051 Try to sleep late. 666 00:53:47,051 --> 00:53:48,509 Enough! Come! 667 00:53:53,426 --> 00:53:55,009 Bye, girls. 668 00:54:02,801 --> 00:54:04,343 The Italian sky. 669 00:54:29,676 --> 00:54:31,426 Ah, it's getting light. 670 00:54:31,593 --> 00:54:33,968 Come on, big girl, to work! 671 00:54:36,634 --> 00:54:37,884 Tonino. 672 00:54:38,634 --> 00:54:40,634 My God, it's so late! 673 00:55:04,176 --> 00:55:05,468 Silence! He's still sleeping! 674 00:55:08,634 --> 00:55:10,426 That boy worries me. 675 00:55:10,593 --> 00:55:12,301 He worked all night. 676 00:55:12,468 --> 00:55:15,009 I heard him come and go. All night long. 677 00:55:19,176 --> 00:55:21,968 Leisure time would be the new religion? 678 00:55:22,134 --> 00:55:25,093 Exactly. - Interesting, although a bit ironic. 679 00:55:25,259 --> 00:55:27,926 Ironic? We only work 140 days a year. 680 00:55:28,093 --> 00:55:30,176 But Antoine, he never stops. 681 00:55:30,343 --> 00:55:33,218 He's tireless! He works on his thesis day and night. 682 00:56:00,968 --> 00:56:02,509 This is your car? - Yes. 683 00:56:02,676 --> 00:56:04,051 So come here. 684 00:56:04,218 --> 00:56:06,884 Honking in Rome is forbidden! 685 00:56:07,051 --> 00:56:07,884 Ah... 686 00:56:08,051 --> 00:56:09,634 You are in violation. 687 00:56:09,801 --> 00:56:11,218 Your papers! 688 00:56:12,593 --> 00:56:16,009 It's beautiful, heh? - Yes, nice car, but I don't care. 689 00:56:16,426 --> 00:56:19,468 150 horsepower. - 150 horsepower? 690 00:56:19,634 --> 00:56:21,259 Yes, that much. 691 00:56:21,426 --> 00:56:23,384 Four carburators. - Four carburators! 692 00:56:23,551 --> 00:56:24,843 Two twins. - Two twins! 693 00:56:25,009 --> 00:56:27,051 A superior model. 694 00:56:27,218 --> 00:56:28,593 Here, the carburators. 695 00:56:30,759 --> 00:56:31,968 Insufficient! 696 00:56:32,134 --> 00:56:34,468 It's because I've had another one installed. 697 00:56:34,634 --> 00:56:36,051 With a new battery. 698 00:56:36,218 --> 00:56:38,718 It works with a vacuum horn. 699 00:56:38,884 --> 00:56:39,718 What? 700 00:56:39,884 --> 00:56:41,176 A vacuum horn. 701 00:56:44,134 --> 00:56:45,593 Try it. - Me? 702 00:56:49,968 --> 00:56:51,176 I'll try. 703 00:56:56,593 --> 00:56:57,718 That's enough. 704 00:56:58,176 --> 00:56:59,009 Sorry. 705 00:56:59,176 --> 00:57:01,700 You're welcome but I'm in a hurry. 706 00:57:01,843 --> 00:57:02,676 Sorry. 707 00:57:04,218 --> 00:57:05,134 Please... 708 00:57:05,301 --> 00:57:06,134 Yes? 709 00:57:06,301 --> 00:57:07,218 Close it. 710 00:57:07,968 --> 00:57:09,134 Yes, sure. 711 00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:12,343 Great. Thanks. 712 00:57:13,009 --> 00:57:15,468 A moment! I'm going to stop the traffic. 713 00:57:27,759 --> 00:57:29,468 Hey you, come here! 714 00:57:31,093 --> 00:57:32,468 What's that sound! 715 00:57:32,634 --> 00:57:34,843 Is this your bicycle? Why did you press the bell? 716 00:57:35,009 --> 00:57:38,093 Didn't you see the no-honking sign? 717 00:57:38,259 --> 00:57:39,801 I'll have to fine you! 718 00:57:39,968 --> 00:57:42,343 Your papers! Horsepower? 719 00:57:50,343 --> 00:57:52,384 Full tank. - A little bit ahead. 720 00:57:53,718 --> 00:57:54,634 Good. 721 00:58:14,134 --> 00:58:15,676 You have a good and easy job, huh? 722 00:58:15,843 --> 00:58:18,134 You're kidding me. Trucks all night. 723 00:58:18,301 --> 00:58:20,093 I even work on Sundays. 724 00:58:20,259 --> 00:58:22,551 And I get up at 6:00 am every day. 725 00:58:29,509 --> 00:58:32,426 What are you complaining about, lazy? 726 00:58:33,134 --> 00:58:34,926 He's right. Lazy! 727 00:58:35,134 --> 00:58:38,218 I'd like to see you in my place, without a day off. 728 00:58:39,593 --> 00:58:41,926 Lazy! Good for nothing! 729 00:58:46,093 --> 00:58:48,134 Antonio! 730 00:58:48,343 --> 00:58:49,551 What a nice surprise! 731 00:58:49,718 --> 00:58:51,634 I thought you'd appreciate a visit. 732 00:58:53,218 --> 00:58:55,509 How thoughtful! 733 00:58:58,009 --> 00:59:00,509 You're so good! Giuseppe! 734 00:59:00,718 --> 00:59:03,468 Antoine! I'm glad you're here. 735 00:59:04,009 --> 00:59:05,676 You'll have lunch with us? 736 00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:07,676 I was about to suggest it. 737 00:59:07,843 --> 00:59:09,259 May I? - Yes. 738 00:59:50,801 --> 00:59:52,551 But you're crazy, sir! - Does it matter? 739 00:59:53,301 --> 00:59:55,676 Children, go play elsewhere. - Me too. 740 00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:59,093 Come with me, let's play the Nautilus. 741 00:59:59,259 --> 01:00:02,343 You will be the submarine's captain. And you, the cabin boy. 742 01:00:02,509 --> 01:00:04,551 I want to be captain. - No, it's me! 743 01:00:05,509 --> 01:00:07,009 If you see an enemy ship, 744 01:00:07,176 --> 01:00:08,968 you fire your torpedoes! - Yes, yes. 745 01:00:11,051 --> 01:00:13,176 You'd make a wonderful father. 746 01:00:13,968 --> 01:00:16,468 Isn't it? My name is Antoine, and you? 747 01:00:16,634 --> 01:00:17,759 What are you doing? 748 01:00:17,926 --> 01:00:19,301 As you can see, we are alone, 749 01:00:19,468 --> 01:00:20,801 as at the dawn of humanity. 750 01:00:20,968 --> 01:00:23,218 The male roams the desert areas, 751 01:00:23,384 --> 01:00:25,843 with the dark desire to perpetuate the species. - Stop or I scream! 752 01:00:26,009 --> 01:00:28,009 It's time when dinosaurs drink. 753 01:00:28,176 --> 01:00:29,468 Don't hurt me, please! 754 01:00:29,634 --> 01:00:31,634 If you're not interested, I'll drop it. 755 01:00:31,801 --> 01:00:33,843 I did that to please you. 756 01:00:34,009 --> 01:00:35,676 Women are so complicated. 757 01:00:35,843 --> 01:00:38,759 Maybe I must tell you that your eyes are like deep lakes 758 01:00:38,926 --> 01:00:41,259 and your mouth like a ripe raspberry? 759 01:00:41,968 --> 01:00:43,426 It's always the same. 760 01:00:46,218 --> 01:00:48,634 My name is Clara. - Ah? 761 01:00:48,801 --> 01:00:51,301 Excuse me, I took you for a sadist. 762 01:00:52,176 --> 01:00:53,634 Naughty girl! 763 01:01:09,759 --> 01:01:11,259 What punctuality! 764 01:01:12,176 --> 01:01:15,759 Here I am! Start without me, I'm changing and I'll be right back. 765 01:01:15,926 --> 01:01:18,384 You're welcome, we have all the time. 766 01:01:19,301 --> 01:01:22,468 I'm worried. He doesn't look well, don't you think? 767 01:01:23,176 --> 01:01:24,634 On the contrary. 768 01:01:25,134 --> 01:01:26,884 He's so changed. 769 01:01:27,051 --> 01:01:28,801 He's superb. 770 01:01:28,968 --> 01:01:30,634 He is so strong. 771 01:01:30,801 --> 01:01:32,426 He is so cute. 772 01:01:32,926 --> 01:01:36,551 Perhaps, but it doesn't mean anything, on the contrary. 773 01:01:36,718 --> 01:01:38,301 I've known many seriously ill persons 774 01:01:38,468 --> 01:01:40,176 who looked radiant with health, 775 01:01:40,343 --> 01:01:42,301 who ate like ogres. 776 01:01:48,384 --> 01:01:49,968 It's better this way, right? 777 01:01:51,509 --> 01:01:54,093 I wish I had a son like you. 778 01:01:54,926 --> 01:01:56,676 Since you are here, 779 01:01:57,593 --> 01:01:58,968 I don't know... 780 01:02:00,426 --> 01:02:01,884 Did you work hard today? 781 01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:03,634 Work? 782 01:02:03,801 --> 01:02:05,926 I thought, I dreamed, 783 01:02:06,093 --> 01:02:08,759 I imagined, I extrapolated, 784 01:02:09,093 --> 01:02:10,509 I speculated, 785 01:02:10,676 --> 01:02:11,718 I solved... 786 01:02:11,884 --> 01:02:14,259 or rather, I tried to solve. 787 01:02:14,426 --> 01:02:16,218 You see what I mean. 788 01:02:16,384 --> 01:02:17,884 What a tremendous amount of work! 789 01:02:19,843 --> 01:02:20,843 Antoine, my son... 790 01:02:21,884 --> 01:02:23,093 Yes, yes. 791 01:02:23,718 --> 01:02:24,551 My son. 792 01:02:25,926 --> 01:02:27,468 Let me warn you. 793 01:02:27,634 --> 01:02:28,968 You're overworked. 794 01:02:31,176 --> 01:02:32,509 Let's speak frankly. 795 01:02:33,176 --> 01:02:36,176 I know for a while now how your situation at my home 796 01:02:36,343 --> 01:02:38,134 can be unpleasant. 797 01:02:39,093 --> 01:02:41,426 Well, you know... - I mean it, Antoine. 798 01:02:42,343 --> 01:02:44,218 I appreciates your delicacy. 799 01:02:44,384 --> 01:02:48,134 But I think I cannot further abuse of your kindness. 800 01:02:52,051 --> 01:02:54,134 So here is the good news. 801 01:02:54,301 --> 01:02:56,634 I spoke about you to the rector of the university. 802 01:02:56,801 --> 01:03:00,176 He is very interested in your thesis and wants you as a secretary. 803 01:03:00,343 --> 01:03:02,593 You have an appointment with him tomorrow at 5:00 pm. 804 01:03:05,384 --> 01:03:06,384 Aren't you happy? 805 01:03:08,093 --> 01:03:10,218 Well, I don't know what to say. 806 01:03:10,384 --> 01:03:12,051 The idea of working... 807 01:03:12,884 --> 01:03:13,718 No, no, 808 01:03:13,884 --> 01:03:15,843 do not thank me. 809 01:03:19,509 --> 01:03:22,426 You're offering me not only a career, but also happiness. 810 01:03:23,343 --> 01:03:24,676 I will finally be able to... 811 01:03:26,801 --> 01:03:27,884 get married! 812 01:03:29,051 --> 01:03:31,343 But I didn't know. 813 01:03:31,968 --> 01:03:35,468 Without a good job, it was difficult for me to ask you 814 01:03:35,634 --> 01:03:37,468 the hand of your daughter. 815 01:03:38,051 --> 01:03:39,884 My daughter? But... 816 01:03:41,593 --> 01:03:42,426 Which one? 817 01:03:43,468 --> 01:03:45,051 Well, that's the problem... 818 01:03:47,468 --> 01:03:48,343 Which one? 819 01:03:49,051 --> 01:03:50,301 What do you mean? 820 01:03:54,468 --> 01:03:55,843 Let's talk between men. 821 01:03:57,634 --> 01:04:00,634 My overwork, my fatigue, 822 01:04:01,259 --> 01:04:03,259 the noises you hear at night... 823 01:04:03,426 --> 01:04:04,634 Well, that is... 824 01:04:06,759 --> 01:04:08,718 You don't mean... - Yes. 825 01:04:08,884 --> 01:04:11,759 Antoine, I command you to tell me which one could... 826 01:04:11,926 --> 01:04:13,218 Oh, but... 827 01:04:13,801 --> 01:04:14,759 all of them. 828 01:04:15,384 --> 01:04:16,968 All my girls! 829 01:04:17,384 --> 01:04:22,134 You mean with all my girls? - I didn't want to create jalousy 830 01:04:22,301 --> 01:04:24,093 and they are all so charming. 831 01:04:24,259 --> 01:04:26,468 How passionate they are! - Sir! 832 01:04:26,634 --> 01:04:28,301 You speak of my daughters! 833 01:04:28,468 --> 01:04:30,759 Who else? - But they're all underage! 834 01:04:31,968 --> 01:04:33,843 This is so much better. 835 01:04:34,884 --> 01:04:36,509 Get out of here! 836 01:08:03,843 --> 01:08:04,968 Antoine! 837 01:08:13,218 --> 01:08:14,843 Ciao, ciao! 838 01:08:46,009 --> 01:08:47,426 Thank you, your Highness. 839 01:08:51,426 --> 01:08:53,593 Excuse me, Sir... Your Highness. 840 01:08:55,801 --> 01:08:58,884 Any bounds on 200 pounds? 841 01:08:59,051 --> 01:09:01,843 Going, going, gone! 842 01:09:02,009 --> 01:09:04,801 To Mr Genevissi for 200 pounds. 843 01:09:04,968 --> 01:09:06,051 Next piece, please. 844 01:09:07,218 --> 01:09:11,343 This portrait of Mona Lisa was painted 845 01:09:11,551 --> 01:09:14,343 by Leonardo da Vinci in 1480 846 01:09:14,509 --> 01:09:16,593 and was refused by the client. 847 01:09:16,759 --> 01:09:19,759 It's a very rare work: The sad Mona Lisa. 848 01:09:19,968 --> 01:09:21,468 Starting price: 849 01:09:21,676 --> 01:09:23,218 £10.000 850 01:09:24,259 --> 01:09:26,009 £10.010 851 01:09:27,093 --> 01:09:28,676 £10.020 852 01:09:30,093 --> 01:09:31,426 £10.030 853 01:09:32,551 --> 01:09:34,134 £10.040 854 01:09:34,301 --> 01:09:35,843 £10.045 855 01:09:36,968 --> 01:09:38,134 £20.000 856 01:09:39,718 --> 01:09:40,593 £100.000 857 01:09:42,218 --> 01:09:44,093 Any advance on £100.000? 858 01:09:50,009 --> 01:09:51,301 £150.000 859 01:09:52,426 --> 01:09:53,259 £155.000 860 01:09:55,259 --> 01:09:56,551 £300.000 861 01:09:56,718 --> 01:09:58,634 Any advance on £300000? 862 01:09:59,426 --> 01:10:00,343 Going... 863 01:10:00,884 --> 01:10:01,718 going... 864 01:10:01,884 --> 01:10:03,134 £350.000 865 01:10:05,134 --> 01:10:05,968 £600.000 866 01:10:06,384 --> 01:10:07,759 £650.000 867 01:10:07,926 --> 01:10:10,009 £700.000 - £750.000 868 01:10:10,176 --> 01:10:12,509 £900.000 - £950.000 869 01:10:13,301 --> 01:10:14,134 One million! 870 01:10:17,218 --> 01:10:18,884 My drawing... 871 01:10:19,509 --> 01:10:20,843 Don't cry, baby. 872 01:10:22,134 --> 01:10:23,426 Two millions! 873 01:10:30,426 --> 01:10:32,968 Quiet, ladies and gentlemen, please. 874 01:10:34,843 --> 01:10:36,759 Any advance on 2 millions? 875 01:10:36,926 --> 01:10:38,718 Going, going, 876 01:10:39,093 --> 01:10:39,968 gone! 877 01:10:41,468 --> 01:10:44,051 What's the matter? - To Mr. Alexandre Darius Socratos 878 01:10:44,218 --> 01:10:46,009 for 2 million pounds. 879 01:10:46,176 --> 01:10:47,676 What's the matter? 880 01:10:47,843 --> 01:10:49,926 What, what, what? - Nothing. 881 01:10:52,509 --> 01:10:55,343 Oh, you got me good. - Is it any wonder? 882 01:10:55,509 --> 01:11:00,384 Learn, young man, that nothing resists Alexander Darius Socratos. 883 01:11:01,134 --> 01:11:04,009 However I enjoyed crushing you. 884 01:11:04,843 --> 01:11:06,801 Who's that? - Who are you? 885 01:11:06,968 --> 01:11:09,009 Excuse me. Mirliflore. 886 01:11:09,426 --> 01:11:10,509 Antoine. 887 01:11:10,676 --> 01:11:12,926 Mirliflore, Antoine? - I don't know him. 888 01:11:13,093 --> 01:11:17,384 Sankhapur, do you know this fellow, Antoine Mirliflore? 889 01:11:18,509 --> 01:11:21,884 Don't try. I don't belong to your world. 890 01:11:22,051 --> 01:11:24,843 I belong to no one, and nothing belongs to me. 891 01:11:25,009 --> 01:11:27,968 So where does your fortune come from? 892 01:11:28,134 --> 01:11:29,551 My fortune? What fortune? 893 01:11:29,718 --> 01:11:31,759 Come on, stop this game, please! 894 01:11:31,926 --> 01:11:33,593 You won't have me believing that, without any fortune, 895 01:11:33,759 --> 01:11:35,343 you tried to contest me this painting? 896 01:11:35,509 --> 01:11:38,801 Yes, without fortune would be an exaggeration. Let's say... 897 01:11:38,968 --> 01:11:40,509 without a penny. 898 01:11:41,218 --> 01:11:42,593 You provoke me! 899 01:11:42,759 --> 01:11:43,968 I wouldn't think of it. 900 01:11:44,134 --> 01:11:46,634 Where is the difference? With or without a penny, 901 01:11:46,801 --> 01:11:48,551 you enjoyed crushing me. 902 01:11:48,718 --> 01:11:50,093 I'm very glad you did. 903 01:11:50,259 --> 01:11:52,676 Isn't that the point? - What a crook! 904 01:11:52,843 --> 01:11:54,634 So you're a crook! 905 01:11:55,176 --> 01:11:57,843 At last, a worthy opponent! 906 01:11:58,009 --> 01:11:59,634 What nerve. 907 01:11:59,801 --> 01:12:01,259 What audacity! 908 01:12:01,759 --> 01:12:04,509 You remind me of someone I loved very much. 909 01:12:04,676 --> 01:12:06,843 Really? Who? - Myself. 910 01:12:09,509 --> 01:12:10,593 That's very funny. 911 01:12:11,676 --> 01:12:14,218 I was also juggling with imaginary millions like you. 912 01:12:14,384 --> 01:12:16,009 For me, all millions are imaginary. 913 01:12:16,176 --> 01:12:19,551 Exactly. Those who understand that really have the genius of money. 914 01:12:19,718 --> 01:12:22,468 I'm going to Paris. Come with me, we will talk. 915 01:12:23,009 --> 01:12:24,509 To the airport. 916 01:12:25,968 --> 01:12:27,676 We are of the same race, my dear Antoine. 917 01:12:28,134 --> 01:12:29,551 Life is a fight. 918 01:12:29,718 --> 01:12:31,301 Struggle for life. 919 01:12:31,468 --> 01:12:34,009 I started by selling newspapers. 920 01:12:34,176 --> 01:12:36,718 I, Alexandre Darius Socratos. 921 01:12:36,884 --> 01:12:39,051 In 10 years, I had the Rolls, the yacht, 922 01:12:39,218 --> 01:12:40,843 the Chinese valet. 923 01:12:41,009 --> 01:12:42,884 You're only starting, my dear Antoine. 924 01:12:43,051 --> 01:12:45,426 But I see in you a futur major financier. 925 01:12:45,593 --> 01:12:47,134 A very big financier. 926 01:12:47,301 --> 01:12:50,551 By pretending to be a rich man, you probably had an idea in mind. 927 01:12:50,718 --> 01:12:52,843 No, not a single one. I don't know what prompted me. 928 01:12:53,009 --> 01:12:54,801 An infallible instinct. 929 01:12:54,968 --> 01:12:57,343 You are predestined. - He is predestined. 930 01:12:57,801 --> 01:13:01,551 Go ahead boldly and money will fall into your hands. 931 01:13:01,718 --> 01:13:04,301 Moreover, I'm going to give you loans. 932 01:13:04,468 --> 01:13:07,593 Believe me, your fortune is made. 933 01:13:07,759 --> 01:13:09,343 That's it, it starts again. 934 01:13:09,509 --> 01:13:11,093 Well, thank you for everything. 935 01:13:11,259 --> 01:13:12,634 Very nice to have met you. 936 01:13:12,801 --> 01:13:15,884 You are charming. Yes, yes, charming. 937 01:13:16,259 --> 01:13:17,884 Where is he going? - Where are you going? 938 01:13:22,926 --> 01:13:23,884 Believe me, 939 01:13:24,426 --> 01:13:28,259 your financial success would be complete. 940 01:13:28,426 --> 01:13:29,301 New York. 941 01:13:30,093 --> 01:13:31,134 Financial success? 942 01:13:31,301 --> 01:13:35,051 You're completely out of line, my poor Alexandre Darius Socratos. 943 01:13:35,218 --> 01:13:37,801 Call me ADS. - ADS. 944 01:13:37,968 --> 01:13:38,884 New York. 945 01:13:39,634 --> 01:13:42,051 Financial, financial... 946 01:13:42,218 --> 01:13:45,093 Do I look like a financial success? Look at me. 947 01:13:45,259 --> 01:13:46,759 The more I look at you... 948 01:13:46,926 --> 01:13:49,593 Mark my words once and for all. 949 01:13:49,759 --> 01:13:51,968 I don't give a damn about working. 950 01:13:52,134 --> 01:13:53,759 I don't understand you anymore. 951 01:13:53,926 --> 01:13:56,301 You're without fortune and you don't give a damn about working. 952 01:13:56,468 --> 01:13:58,343 New York. - Kick him out. 953 01:13:58,509 --> 01:13:59,343 He's fired. 954 01:13:59,509 --> 01:14:01,093 How do you live? 955 01:14:01,509 --> 01:14:04,509 The great art in life is to accept your fate. 956 01:14:04,676 --> 01:14:08,551 You find enough fools to maintain you? - Oh, yes! 957 01:14:09,051 --> 01:14:11,051 He's so funny! 958 01:14:12,176 --> 01:14:14,134 Come for the weekend in our home in Sologne. 959 01:14:14,301 --> 01:14:15,593 You will explain us everything. 960 01:14:15,759 --> 01:14:17,051 Wait, wait. 961 01:14:17,968 --> 01:14:20,259 The great art in life... - ...is to accept your fate. 962 01:14:20,426 --> 01:14:21,801 Be quiet! 963 01:14:21,968 --> 01:14:24,384 You should write a book on the subject. 964 01:14:24,551 --> 01:14:27,843 With this title: "Doing nothing". 965 01:14:29,009 --> 01:14:31,676 Followed by 200 blank pages. 966 01:14:32,343 --> 01:14:34,843 What was your purpose when writing this book? 967 01:14:36,634 --> 01:14:37,634 It's alright. 968 01:14:38,093 --> 01:14:39,759 I understand you. 969 01:14:40,676 --> 01:14:42,718 When you say you are lazy, 970 01:14:42,884 --> 01:14:44,676 you really talk about a fixed determination 971 01:14:44,843 --> 01:14:46,384 to do nothing? 972 01:14:46,843 --> 01:14:49,051 A perpetual desire. 973 01:14:49,218 --> 01:14:51,093 A passion. 974 01:15:06,676 --> 01:15:09,384 Well, ADS, why the long face? You're in trouble? 975 01:15:09,551 --> 01:15:12,843 I wonder, when I look at you, 976 01:15:13,009 --> 01:15:15,343 if my life was not a huge mistake. 977 01:15:16,051 --> 01:15:18,093 I suddenly feel... 978 01:15:19,343 --> 01:15:22,134 How do you say? - Small, shabby? 979 01:15:22,301 --> 01:15:23,509 Non. - A total ass? 980 01:15:23,676 --> 01:15:25,676 Yes. - Yes, I see. 981 01:15:25,843 --> 01:15:27,759 You have to change your outlook on life. 982 01:15:27,926 --> 01:15:29,926 You know the subway? - No. 983 01:15:52,676 --> 01:15:53,926 So, you're having fun? 984 01:15:56,801 --> 01:15:59,093 Antoine, believe me, 985 01:15:59,259 --> 01:16:01,634 I am unworthy of your friendship. 986 01:16:02,259 --> 01:16:05,134 Leave me alone. - No, I won't let you. Waiter! 987 01:16:05,301 --> 01:16:06,884 So, we're done with that great sorrow? 988 01:16:07,051 --> 01:16:08,259 My kitty. 989 01:16:08,426 --> 01:16:10,176 You are good. Thank you. 990 01:16:10,343 --> 01:16:11,759 You are too good. 991 01:16:11,926 --> 01:16:13,509 Here, pay the bill, my dear. 992 01:16:14,051 --> 01:16:17,676 I'm offering you this painting. Only you deserve it. 993 01:16:17,843 --> 01:16:19,843 Talk about a gift, this granny! 994 01:16:20,009 --> 01:16:21,093 He's right again. 995 01:16:21,259 --> 01:16:24,134 I'm only good at buying a 2 billion granny. 996 01:16:24,301 --> 01:16:26,509 Yes, of course, two billion is a sum. 997 01:16:27,009 --> 01:16:29,468 Antoine, I beg you, help me. 998 01:16:29,634 --> 01:16:31,009 What would you do with it? 999 01:16:31,468 --> 01:16:33,134 I don't know. 1000 01:16:33,301 --> 01:16:35,468 I would give it to my workers. 1001 01:16:35,968 --> 01:16:36,926 Awesome! 1002 01:16:37,843 --> 01:16:39,759 This painting will change your life. 1003 01:16:41,426 --> 01:16:43,634 Wage rises, premiums, 1004 01:16:43,801 --> 01:16:46,343 paid holiday, all this is over. 1005 01:16:46,509 --> 01:16:48,134 Access to artworks, 1006 01:16:48,301 --> 01:16:49,676 that's the key. 1007 01:16:49,843 --> 01:16:51,759 My dear comrades, 1008 01:16:51,926 --> 01:16:53,926 you will all become collectors, 1009 01:16:54,093 --> 01:16:57,676 and billionaires, through your boss. 1010 01:16:57,843 --> 01:16:59,468 Let me greet 1011 01:16:59,634 --> 01:17:02,509 the promoter of this magnificent initiative, 1012 01:17:02,676 --> 01:17:04,801 Antoine Mirliflore. 1013 01:17:46,134 --> 01:17:47,551 You're coming, Isabelle? - Yes. 1014 01:17:48,843 --> 01:17:50,676 Antoine, my boy, we're leaving. 1015 01:18:25,593 --> 01:18:27,134 Can I walk with you? - Yes. 1016 01:18:29,176 --> 01:18:32,093 You live far away? - There, on the outskirts of Argenteuil. 1017 01:18:32,259 --> 01:18:33,884 What? I'm not going to walk all of that way. 1018 01:18:34,551 --> 01:18:36,093 Get on the luggage rack. 1019 01:18:36,259 --> 01:18:38,718 You're not going to pedal? - Why not? 1020 01:18:38,884 --> 01:18:41,176 It goes against your principles. 1021 01:18:58,384 --> 01:18:59,551 It's there. 1022 01:19:06,759 --> 01:19:08,593 That's it. So goodbye, Isabelle. 1023 01:19:08,759 --> 01:19:11,426 Won't you come in? - I don't want to disturb. 1024 01:19:11,593 --> 01:19:13,634 My parents won't eat you. They're very nice. 1025 01:19:13,801 --> 01:19:15,843 Your parents are there... - Hello, Isabelle. 1026 01:19:16,009 --> 01:19:17,093 Good evening mother. - Sir. 1027 01:19:17,259 --> 01:19:18,426 Don't you recognize him? 1028 01:19:20,134 --> 01:19:21,843 It's Mr. Antoine Mirliflore. 1029 01:19:23,718 --> 01:19:25,509 M. Mirliflore ? That guy from the TV? 1030 01:19:26,718 --> 01:19:28,884 Oh, but then come in. 1031 01:19:29,093 --> 01:19:32,843 Oh, yes! My husband will be so happy. He always tells me: 1032 01:19:33,009 --> 01:19:36,468 "This Mirliflore is not a..." Well, he's someone. 1033 01:19:37,093 --> 01:19:38,509 Say, Julien. - Huh? 1034 01:19:38,676 --> 01:19:40,426 Guess who's here. - I don't give a damn. 1035 01:19:40,593 --> 01:19:43,093 But look! It's Mr. Antoine Mirliflore. 1036 01:19:43,259 --> 01:19:44,468 What? 1037 01:19:45,718 --> 01:19:47,051 It's him. - Oh, my! 1038 01:19:47,926 --> 01:19:49,843 Mr. Mirliflore. - Yes, Mr. Mirliflore. 1039 01:19:50,009 --> 01:19:52,134 Excuse my attire. What do we owe the honor to? 1040 01:19:52,593 --> 01:19:54,468 M. Mirliflore brought me home. 1041 01:19:55,134 --> 01:19:56,051 Huh? 1042 01:19:56,218 --> 01:19:58,593 Mr. Mirliflore brought Isabelle home. 1043 01:19:58,759 --> 01:20:00,468 Yes, I got that, he brought her home. 1044 01:20:00,634 --> 01:20:01,801 That's it. 1045 01:20:03,718 --> 01:20:05,718 Let's drink to it! - Yes, good idea. 1046 01:20:08,843 --> 01:20:12,426 How much do I owe you, Léon? A round of drinks each, 8,50 F each. 1047 01:20:13,093 --> 01:20:14,759 It's too silly, but I... 1048 01:20:15,343 --> 01:20:16,634 I forgot my wallet. 1049 01:20:18,718 --> 01:20:20,426 Don't worry. You will pay next time. 1050 01:20:20,593 --> 01:20:22,843 We know your theories. Money, it comes and goes. 1051 01:20:23,009 --> 01:20:24,093 Right? 1052 01:20:24,884 --> 01:20:26,218 I am mortified. 1053 01:20:29,259 --> 01:20:30,926 James, you wouldn't have 8.50 F to lend me? 1054 01:20:31,093 --> 01:20:34,009 I am sorry, sir. I only have dollars. 1055 01:20:37,051 --> 01:20:38,426 To the factory! 1056 01:20:56,926 --> 01:20:58,426 How much will you give me for this? 1057 01:20:58,634 --> 01:20:59,676 Well... 1058 01:20:59,884 --> 01:21:01,009 8,50 F. - Perfect. 1059 01:21:13,093 --> 01:21:16,384 Here I am, sailors! And this time...the round's on me! 1060 01:21:16,551 --> 01:21:18,884 The last one. Then we get some chow. 1061 01:21:23,301 --> 01:21:25,301 More chocolate cream? - No thanks. 1062 01:21:25,468 --> 01:21:26,593 You're a wonderful cook. 1063 01:21:26,759 --> 01:21:29,593 It's not me. It's Isabelle who made it. 1064 01:21:30,009 --> 01:21:31,134 Congratulations. 1065 01:21:33,884 --> 01:21:34,926 You'll see, 1066 01:21:35,134 --> 01:21:36,884 her pike with white butter sauce... 1067 01:21:38,051 --> 01:21:40,093 Among others... - Can I help you? 1068 01:21:40,259 --> 01:21:42,676 Come on, are you kidding? Let them alone. 1069 01:21:43,218 --> 01:21:46,676 Don't you want to go to the living-room? We thought a nap will do you some good. 1070 01:21:46,843 --> 01:21:48,884 It's very kind of you but I'm not sleepy. 1071 01:21:49,051 --> 01:21:50,259 I'm the boss here. 1072 01:21:50,426 --> 01:21:52,926 We appreciate your coming here on a Sunday. 1073 01:21:53,093 --> 01:21:54,968 We have time, we can chat. 1074 01:21:55,134 --> 01:21:56,176 Sure. - Two sugars? 1075 01:21:56,718 --> 01:21:59,468 Yes. No, one is enough. 1076 01:22:00,676 --> 01:22:02,134 A little drop? - Yep. 1077 01:22:02,301 --> 01:22:05,509 The weeknights, after work, I'm exhausted and 1078 01:22:05,676 --> 01:22:07,593 I'm not good at making conversation. 1079 01:22:08,009 --> 01:22:08,926 Of course, I understand. 1080 01:22:09,093 --> 01:22:11,884 You know what it is. In the end, this is your problem too. 1081 01:22:12,051 --> 01:22:13,718 Maybe you want to talk about something else. 1082 01:22:13,884 --> 01:22:15,343 You really don't want to take a nap? 1083 01:22:15,509 --> 01:22:17,634 No thanks, I am not tired at all. 1084 01:22:17,801 --> 01:22:21,176 Oh, France-Bulgaria! - Wait till I sit comfortably. 1085 01:22:21,801 --> 01:22:23,218 You don't mind? 1086 01:22:23,384 --> 01:22:26,009 Not at all, do not change anything in your habits for me. 1087 01:22:42,259 --> 01:22:45,009 If sport doesn't interest you, you can go for a walk with Isabelle. 1088 01:23:01,218 --> 01:23:02,176 Who is it? 1089 01:23:02,343 --> 01:23:04,051 Mr. Antoine Mirliflore. 1090 01:23:04,218 --> 01:23:06,426 He who does nothing? - Yes, Madam. 1091 01:24:02,176 --> 01:24:03,843 It's funny that you're here. 1092 01:24:04,009 --> 01:24:05,176 Really? Why? 1093 01:24:05,343 --> 01:24:08,093 For a man like you, we're not very interesting people. 1094 01:24:08,259 --> 01:24:09,759 A man like me... 1095 01:24:09,926 --> 01:24:11,384 I'm not the Shah of Persia. 1096 01:24:11,551 --> 01:24:13,968 For my parents, you are the Shah of Persia. 1097 01:24:14,134 --> 01:24:16,051 You can't imagine their joy, their pride. 1098 01:24:16,218 --> 01:24:18,968 Everyone knows. - It is rather nice. 1099 01:24:19,134 --> 01:24:20,384 Oh yes, of course. 1100 01:24:20,968 --> 01:24:23,384 They are very kind, but sometimes they annoy me a little. 1101 01:24:23,551 --> 01:24:27,468 For example, when they boast about your housewife qualities? 1102 01:24:27,634 --> 01:24:28,551 For example. 1103 01:24:28,718 --> 01:24:31,051 I don't like when they do their sales spiel. 1104 01:24:31,218 --> 01:24:33,009 They are proud of their daughter. 1105 01:24:34,801 --> 01:24:36,134 And they are right. 1106 01:24:42,718 --> 01:24:45,843 They'll be very disappointed when you don't come anymore. 1107 01:24:46,009 --> 01:24:47,968 But, Isabelle... 1108 01:24:48,134 --> 01:24:49,384 Be sincere. 1109 01:24:49,551 --> 01:24:53,051 You're not going to spend all your Sundays at Argenteuil between mom and dad. 1110 01:24:56,384 --> 01:24:57,634 You see. 1111 01:24:59,426 --> 01:25:01,843 There are not only your parents, in Argenteuil. 1112 01:25:02,509 --> 01:25:05,509 Me? It's cruel, what you do here. 1113 01:25:05,676 --> 01:25:08,968 I don't care about the disappointment of my parents. You know it. 1114 01:25:09,134 --> 01:25:10,926 But I was living happily. 1115 01:25:11,093 --> 01:25:12,968 I didn't need the Shah of Persia. 1116 01:25:13,676 --> 01:25:16,301 You are right. Maybe it's better if I go. 1117 01:25:16,468 --> 01:25:17,551 Oh, no! 1118 01:25:18,384 --> 01:25:19,926 Now that you're here. 1119 01:25:33,593 --> 01:25:35,301 How about a dance? - Oh yes. 1120 01:26:22,134 --> 01:26:23,134 Antoine. 1121 01:26:25,259 --> 01:26:27,009 I think I love you. 1122 01:26:55,718 --> 01:26:57,593 Ah, here he comes! 1123 01:26:58,134 --> 01:26:59,801 Where were you, little sneak? 1124 01:26:59,968 --> 01:27:02,634 You have disappeared after the inauguration. 1125 01:27:02,801 --> 01:27:05,200 It seems that you were looking everywhere for 8,50 F. 1126 01:27:07,218 --> 01:27:09,301 You see, you need money. 1127 01:27:10,426 --> 01:27:11,343 Yes. 1128 01:27:12,051 --> 01:27:13,134 But it was the first time. 1129 01:27:13,301 --> 01:27:15,218 You have found it, I hope. 1130 01:27:15,384 --> 01:27:17,718 Yes - Oh, I wasn't worried for you. 1131 01:27:22,926 --> 01:27:23,968 Well... 1132 01:27:25,884 --> 01:27:26,926 You don't seem 1133 01:27:27,093 --> 01:27:29,093 very eager to talk. 1134 01:27:29,509 --> 01:27:30,343 No. 1135 01:27:31,843 --> 01:27:32,801 Of course, 1136 01:27:32,968 --> 01:27:34,384 you learned the news. 1137 01:27:37,009 --> 01:27:38,343 What news? 1138 01:27:38,509 --> 01:27:40,218 He didn't learn the news! 1139 01:27:40,384 --> 01:27:41,843 You're a poet! 1140 01:27:42,301 --> 01:27:44,509 The sad Joconde has disappeared. 1141 01:27:44,676 --> 01:27:46,509 The sad Joconde has been stolen. 1142 01:27:48,468 --> 01:27:50,134 That's what makes you so happy? 1143 01:27:50,301 --> 01:27:53,093 Dear Antoine, this is the best deal of my life. 1144 01:27:53,259 --> 01:27:54,968 I had insured it three billion. 1145 01:27:55,134 --> 01:27:56,676 But you paid it only two. 1146 01:27:57,218 --> 01:27:58,176 Exactly! 1147 01:28:00,968 --> 01:28:02,426 Well, gosh! 1148 01:28:03,343 --> 01:28:04,384 Let's drink to it! 1149 01:28:05,843 --> 01:28:07,593 We must celebrate. 1150 01:28:07,759 --> 01:28:10,384 To celebrate? But this is what we do! 1151 01:28:11,718 --> 01:28:13,926 You call this a party? You don't know nothing. 1152 01:28:14,093 --> 01:28:17,176 You all look like freezed penguins! 1153 01:28:18,509 --> 01:28:22,176 Take off your jackets, your pants, your shoes. 1154 01:28:22,343 --> 01:28:24,551 We are at the court of the Shah of Persia. 1155 01:28:24,718 --> 01:28:27,801 And I am the Shah of Persia! 1156 01:28:27,968 --> 01:28:29,468 Bravo! 1157 01:28:29,634 --> 01:28:32,009 You are on top form. - Top form. 1158 01:28:56,968 --> 01:28:58,218 Hey, that's too much! 1159 01:28:59,384 --> 01:29:00,343 The insurance will pay. 1160 01:29:00,968 --> 01:29:03,176 He is right. - He is right. 1161 01:29:03,400 --> 01:29:05,968 He's always right. - He's always right. 1162 01:29:12,343 --> 01:29:13,968 There are limits, dear friend. 1163 01:29:14,134 --> 01:29:16,009 I am not your dear friend. 1164 01:29:18,509 --> 01:29:20,968 Wait, wait. Look at him! 1165 01:29:24,218 --> 01:29:25,843 You've always made me laugh. 1166 01:29:29,593 --> 01:29:30,759 Antoine... 1167 01:29:48,509 --> 01:29:49,676 That's it. 1168 01:30:19,801 --> 01:30:22,801 I'm coming to ask the hand of your daughter. 1169 01:30:27,051 --> 01:30:28,384 Antoine! 1170 01:30:29,801 --> 01:30:31,259 They lived happily and... 1171 01:30:31,801 --> 01:30:33,259 Stop! 1172 01:30:36,426 --> 01:30:38,176 Antoine, Antoine. 1173 01:30:38,884 --> 01:30:41,009 Dad, you didn't say goodbye. 1174 01:30:45,259 --> 01:30:46,801 See you tonight, darling. 1175 01:30:46,968 --> 01:30:48,259 Work hard. 1176 01:30:48,426 --> 01:30:49,509 Come on. 1177 01:31:18,093 --> 01:31:20,926 Antoine, my boy. You had a bad dream? 1178 01:31:22,093 --> 01:31:23,343 A nightmare. 1179 01:31:23,509 --> 01:31:25,384 Nanny, I dreamed I was working. 1180 01:31:25,551 --> 01:31:26,801 My poor little. 1181 01:31:49,593 --> 01:31:52,718 translation: aloysius70 79911

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