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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,504 Dozed off. Ready to rock. 2 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:13,705 Dude... 3 00:01:13,707 --> 00:01:15,741 you were talking in your sleep. 4 00:01:15,743 --> 00:01:18,210 Son of a bitch. 5 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:20,079 That... that's a 200-dollar tie. 6 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:21,747 Yeah, well, Ashley hates when I crease. 7 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,649 - So... - Uh-huh. Well, 8 00:01:23,651 --> 00:01:25,350 our presentation's at 3:00. 9 00:01:25,352 --> 00:01:26,552 Well, get the team assembled. 10 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:27,686 - Let's do this. - Got it. 11 00:01:31,425 --> 00:01:32,724 Hey, sweetie. What's up? 12 00:01:32,726 --> 00:01:35,227 Hi, sweetie. A... a couple things. 13 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:37,663 You didn't tell your friend that we were coming back 14 00:01:37,665 --> 00:01:39,531 to your hometown for Thanksgiving, did you? 15 00:01:39,533 --> 00:01:41,233 What? Baby, no. Why? 16 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:43,702 Well, we got a snail-mail invitation 17 00:01:43,704 --> 00:01:46,605 from your buddy, Mitchell, if... If you want to call it that. 18 00:01:46,607 --> 00:01:48,340 Are his balls in it? 19 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,876 And his entire asshole. 20 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:52,111 Hmm. I'm so sorry. 21 00:01:52,112 --> 00:01:53,345 You know, why don't you just go ahead 22 00:01:53,347 --> 00:01:54,863 and throw that thing away? 23 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:56,380 Okay? I am not dragging you back there again. 24 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:58,117 Thank God. Once was plenty. 25 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:00,352 Honestly, it was a little traumatizing. 26 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:03,522 I don't think those people have evolved. 27 00:02:03,524 --> 00:02:05,424 Yeah, well, it's 'cause they haven't. 28 00:02:05,426 --> 00:02:06,658 - I know, right? - God! 29 00:02:06,660 --> 00:02:08,627 I guarantee you they're still drinking, 30 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,195 hooking up with each other, picking fights 31 00:02:10,197 --> 00:02:11,830 and talking about the glory days. 32 00:02:11,832 --> 00:02:13,699 - And eating meat. - Exactly. 33 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:15,501 That's why I got the hell out of there. 34 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:16,835 Well, look at you now. 35 00:02:16,837 --> 00:02:20,506 Great job. Amazing condo. And best of all... 36 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,275 you're dating a Sinclair. 37 00:02:23,277 --> 00:02:25,410 Yeah. Well, I'm a lucky man. 38 00:02:25,412 --> 00:02:28,247 Oh, the other piece of biz, daddy called and said 39 00:02:28,249 --> 00:02:30,649 we're leaving for the cabin tonight instead of Sunday. 40 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:33,418 - Fun, huh? - Um... Yeah. 41 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:35,554 That... That's great. How cool is that? 42 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:39,258 So come home right after work, okay? Love you. Bye. 43 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,559 Okay, love you. Bye. 44 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,895 Twenty minutes. Fuck! 45 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:50,936 "Breast or thigh?" 46 00:02:51,839 --> 00:02:53,839 Hey, hey, hey! Watch out! 47 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:57,509 - There you go. - Oh, hey, sorry. In a hurry. 48 00:03:22,369 --> 00:03:24,636 Good to see you again, Mr. Hodges. 49 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,471 Have you come to a decision? 50 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:27,439 I have. 51 00:03:27,441 --> 00:03:30,842 Off your recommendation, I would like the Bramfort cut 52 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:32,578 on the Priscilla setting. 53 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:34,613 - Excellent choice. - Thank you. 54 00:03:36,584 --> 00:03:38,650 Nothing but the finest for the Senator's daughter. 55 00:03:40,955 --> 00:03:41,955 Sorry. 56 00:03:43,591 --> 00:03:45,457 She looks quite different on television. 57 00:03:46,660 --> 00:03:48,594 Just a weird filter. 58 00:03:56,770 --> 00:03:58,470 Man. 59 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:05,744 Set. 60 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:07,746 Go. 61 00:04:32,339 --> 00:04:34,006 Do I have everyone's attention? 62 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,810 Question. What is more important? 63 00:04:38,812 --> 00:04:42,314 What's inside the box or the box itself? 64 00:04:46,720 --> 00:04:47,819 It's all about perception. 65 00:04:51,825 --> 00:04:53,959 Oh, my God. Wow. 66 00:04:56,597 --> 00:04:58,930 Excellent work. Let's sit down after the holidays. 67 00:04:58,932 --> 00:05:00,866 Would love to, ma'am. Thank you so much. 68 00:05:00,868 --> 00:05:03,368 Wow. I mean, it doesn't get any better than that. 69 00:05:03,370 --> 00:05:04,936 Uh, yes, it does. 70 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:06,938 - Senator! Senator! - Okay, okay, okay. 71 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:09,675 Your future father-in-law is on CNN. 72 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,943 Yes. The rumors are true. 73 00:05:11,945 --> 00:05:14,613 I am running for president in the next election. 74 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:15,814 I will answer all your questions... 75 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,482 You're about to become a made-man. 76 00:05:17,484 --> 00:05:19,451 Remember, vote Sinclair! 77 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:21,386 Senator! Senator! Senator! 78 00:05:21,388 --> 00:05:23,455 Patrick, I apologize 79 00:05:23,457 --> 00:05:24,656 for the quick departure, 80 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,458 but I thought we'd get out of town early 81 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,727 to avoid the initial media frenzy. 82 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,362 It's a great idea, sir. 83 00:05:30,363 --> 00:05:31,996 You know, a lot of personalities use the same strategy 84 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,919 when they're thrust into the spotlight like that. 85 00:05:34,601 --> 00:05:36,368 Really? Such as? 86 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:38,837 Well... 87 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,772 Um... I... 88 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:41,940 Uh... 89 00:05:44,645 --> 00:05:46,478 Um, sir, there's been something I've been... 90 00:05:46,480 --> 00:05:48,347 You want to ask my permission for Ashley's hand. 91 00:05:48,349 --> 00:05:50,515 Yeah. How... How did you know that? 92 00:05:50,517 --> 00:05:52,684 Why else would you go to the Michigan Ave BC Clark 93 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:53,819 five days in a row? 94 00:05:53,821 --> 00:05:57,556 Correction. Six days in a row. 95 00:05:57,558 --> 00:06:01,093 I'm content with your request for Ashley's hand. 96 00:06:01,095 --> 00:06:02,861 However, due to the current shift 97 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,913 in my political stature, 98 00:06:04,914 --> 00:06:06,964 it's apparent I have my eyes on a bigger prize. 99 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:10,569 Therefore, a son-in-law who shoplifts coffee, 100 00:06:10,571 --> 00:06:14,406 hops turnstiles, and steals a cab from a Supreme Court Justice 101 00:06:14,408 --> 00:06:15,674 is a tremendous risk 102 00:06:15,676 --> 00:06:17,576 to the future President of the United States. 103 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:18,844 Wouldn't you agree? 104 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:21,546 Yes, sir. But I did pay for the coffee, Glenn. 105 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,048 Don't get me wrong, Patrick. 106 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,549 I'm looking forward to spending the week with you. 107 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:25,517 So... 108 00:06:25,519 --> 00:06:27,919 from here on out, watch your step. 109 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:31,556 Whatever you do, wherever you go, 110 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,625 whatever you say reflects on me, 111 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,695 from the tiniest blemish on your record to the... 112 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,931 tiniest crease on your tie. 113 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,468 We cool? 114 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:44,536 We cool. 115 00:06:44,538 --> 00:06:48,440 - Great. Welcome to the family. - Thank you, sir. 116 00:06:55,516 --> 00:06:56,915 Hey. Patrick Hodges. 117 00:06:58,719 --> 00:06:59,719 What? 118 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:01,621 When? 119 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:09,995 It's so sad. 120 00:07:11,532 --> 00:07:13,098 I just can't believe Mitchell's dead. 121 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:15,767 What happened? 122 00:07:16,136 --> 00:07:17,102 A car wreck. 123 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:20,439 Driving home from the local bar. It's awful. 124 00:07:22,876 --> 00:07:24,943 Mitchell's the one that always sends you pictures 125 00:07:24,945 --> 00:07:26,478 of his ball sack, right? 126 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:27,846 Yeah. 127 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,148 You know, I'd been meaning to call him back 128 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,117 for a long time, but... 129 00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:35,787 - God, what a dick I am! - Aw. It's okay, monkey. 130 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,489 You know, he's been really trying to get me back 131 00:07:37,491 --> 00:07:38,623 to come home for Thanksgiving. 132 00:07:38,625 --> 00:07:40,659 Oh, I guess he's gonna get his wish. 133 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,160 You know, um... 134 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:45,630 if you want, I... I could come with you. 135 00:07:45,632 --> 00:07:49,468 But it's probably better if... if you go alone. 136 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:51,603 Yeah, no, baby, you stay with your family. 137 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:53,104 - Yeah? - Okay? I'll... 138 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:54,539 catch a flight in the morning... 139 00:07:54,541 --> 00:07:55,891 - Okay. - Hit the funeral. 140 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,242 Say hi to my folks, and I will get out, okay? 141 00:07:57,244 --> 00:07:59,244 I'll be in Vail in two days. 142 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:01,213 So super sad. 143 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,182 - I love you. - I love you. 144 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,687 Sorry for your loss, Patrick. 145 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,723 Thank you, sir. Thank you so much. 146 00:08:12,192 --> 00:08:13,658 Ashley? 147 00:08:13,660 --> 00:08:16,061 - Call me when you get there? - Yeah. 148 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,997 Have a good flight and just know I'm here for you. 149 00:08:18,999 --> 00:08:21,066 And if I don't pick up, it's because we're on the slopes 150 00:08:21,068 --> 00:08:22,634 - and I'll call you right back. - Okay. 151 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,135 - Okay. - All right. 152 00:08:24,137 --> 00:08:25,137 Bye. 153 00:09:21,028 --> 00:09:22,160 "Ron-defeated"? 154 00:09:23,297 --> 00:09:24,696 Like "undefeated"? 155 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:26,965 Stupid. 156 00:10:15,882 --> 00:10:17,782 Patrick. Good to see you, Captain. 157 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,351 Hey, man. 158 00:10:19,352 --> 00:10:20,919 Oh, you know, under the circumstances. 159 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,387 - Yeah. - You're looking good. 160 00:10:22,389 --> 00:10:24,322 You too, Fat Jack. 161 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,690 Thanks, man. 162 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:26,992 Hard to pass up on the wings 163 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:28,860 when you're the one making 'em, you know? 164 00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:31,863 Well, glad you made it. 165 00:10:32,866 --> 00:10:34,132 Me too. 166 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,935 - Place looks great, bud. - Oh! Thanks, man. 167 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,870 Pretty proud of the old Badge Hole. 168 00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:43,708 Got to admit, there ain't much I wouldn't give 169 00:10:43,710 --> 00:10:46,144 to have your tender hands 170 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:48,813 pressed up against my taint just one more time. 171 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,915 You know, snap you the ball? 172 00:10:50,917 --> 00:10:53,752 That feels a little inappropriate right now, 173 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:54,886 but I... I know what you mean. 174 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,605 - Yeah. - Yeah, but I get it. 175 00:10:56,606 --> 00:10:58,406 Mitchell would've been so happy that you came. 176 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,394 Guys are at the end of the bar. 177 00:11:09,970 --> 00:11:10,970 Hey, Sonny D. 178 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:14,239 No handshakes today, man. 179 00:11:16,743 --> 00:11:18,743 Man, I'm so sorry, it's been so long... 180 00:11:18,745 --> 00:11:20,211 Shh. Don't worry about it, man. 181 00:11:20,213 --> 00:11:21,213 All right. 182 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:23,915 Get your ass in my arms. 183 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:25,950 Oh, Ledbetter. 184 00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,819 Missed the shit out of you, man. 185 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,688 Yeah, I miss you, too, bro. Really. 186 00:11:30,791 --> 00:11:32,057 Hey, Mitchell. 187 00:11:32,059 --> 00:11:33,091 Oh! 188 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:34,893 Got you, bitch! 189 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,062 - What? - You thought I was dead? 190 00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,730 I'm not dead. I'm alive. 191 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:39,964 You should've seen your face. 192 00:11:39,966 --> 00:11:42,701 Mitchell, you're so fucked up, dude! 193 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:44,202 Look, he's been crying! 194 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:46,071 - Yeah. - Aw. You've been crying? 195 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:48,173 About me? Oh, my God, I am so touched. 196 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,841 Yeah, right here. 197 00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:52,477 Take a bow. And while you're down there... 198 00:11:52,479 --> 00:11:53,895 Get off of me! Get off of me! 199 00:11:53,896 --> 00:11:55,312 Okay, okay, okay. Guys, enough, enough, enough. 200 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,115 All right. You guys are assholes. 201 00:11:57,117 --> 00:12:01,352 Oh, come on. Get over it, man. You ghosted us for 15 years. 202 00:12:01,354 --> 00:12:03,121 Last time you came back, you didn't even... 203 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,222 You didn't even tell us. 204 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:06,891 How else were we supposed to get you back here? 205 00:12:06,893 --> 00:12:09,060 Okay. Okay. Well, I appreciate the gesture. 206 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,863 Guys, I really do. I'm so happy you're alive. 207 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,465 But I have to be in Vail right now. 208 00:12:13,467 --> 00:12:15,133 Oh, Vail? Of what? 209 00:12:15,135 --> 00:12:17,769 - Colorado. - Oh, come on. You just got here. 210 00:12:17,771 --> 00:12:19,404 You're gonna leave? Come on. Have a drink. 211 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:20,438 I'm dead, for Christ's sake. 212 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,773 - No, I can't. - One beer. 213 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:23,408 - Dude, just one. - No! 214 00:12:28,782 --> 00:12:31,783 And her dad, I swear to God, found out yesterday, 215 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:33,184 - he's running for president. - What? 216 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:34,953 - President. - Oh, wow. 217 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:37,288 So you're gonna be, like, part of the royal family? 218 00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,857 Uh, yeah, kind of, yeah. 219 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,359 Dude, 220 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:43,293 I can still fulfill my plan of the emancipation copulation. 221 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,063 - The what now? - I was gonna win the Heisman 222 00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:47,866 as the first defensive lineman ever, 223 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:49,467 get invited to the White House, 224 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:51,436 tag a cheerleader in the Lincoln Bedroom. 225 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,771 - Mm. - Why? 226 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:55,006 'Cause Lincoln was down for my people. 227 00:12:55,008 --> 00:12:56,407 All right. 228 00:12:56,409 --> 00:12:59,410 All I know is that whoever is cutting the north lawn 229 00:12:59,412 --> 00:13:02,080 at the White House, doesn't know how to cut grass. 230 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:03,948 Vertical lines look like shit on TV. 231 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:06,518 Guys, also by the way, uh, he has to go get elected first. 232 00:13:06,520 --> 00:13:08,553 - So this is, like... - Yes. Yeah, guys. 233 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,255 - Have some respect. Jeez. - Thank you. 234 00:13:10,257 --> 00:13:11,556 Listen, future, uh, first-son-in-law... 235 00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:14,292 - Inauguration. Interactive DJ? - Yeah. 236 00:13:14,294 --> 00:13:15,927 All y'all are riding my coattails. 237 00:13:15,929 --> 00:13:17,428 Okay, all right. Guys, I think it's... 238 00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,030 - I think it's time. - Another round. 239 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:20,431 - Let's do this, baby. - No. No, no, no. 240 00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:23,368 We all pitched in and got you a little gift. 241 00:13:23,370 --> 00:13:24,369 Oh. 242 00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,404 Right, what are these for? 243 00:13:26,405 --> 00:13:28,438 'Cause you can't be wearing those sissy shoes you got on. 244 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,308 - For what? - The game. 245 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,043 We're finally gonna finish it. 246 00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,412 - What game? - "What game?" 247 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:37,215 The '99 Turkey Bowl. 248 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,884 We're gonna play the second half. 249 00:13:39,886 --> 00:13:42,137 Yeah. 250 00:13:42,138 --> 00:13:44,389 Same field. Same teams. Same time. Thanksgiving Day. 251 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,224 Wait, this is why you brought me back out here? 252 00:13:46,226 --> 00:13:47,859 - Yes. - Are you serious? 253 00:13:47,861 --> 00:13:50,061 - Yes! I'm fucking serious! - Oh, my God. 254 00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:52,464 It's our second chance 255 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:54,866 to finally beat Ronnie Best and the... the Noble Knob-Jobs. 256 00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,101 It's seven to seven at the half 257 00:13:56,102 --> 00:13:57,335 before the storm of the century cursed us. 258 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,603 If we didn't get snowed out, 259 00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:01,406 '99 would've been our year to finally win it. 260 00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:03,274 And now Ronnie Best walks around this town 261 00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,844 like he owns the place, buying up everything. 262 00:14:05,846 --> 00:14:08,130 You know what I say? 263 00:14:08,131 --> 00:14:10,415 I say fuck Ronnie Best and fuck those Noble douchebags. 264 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,217 - Yep. - Yeah, all right. 265 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,585 Hey! 266 00:14:13,587 --> 00:14:15,186 Yeah! 267 00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:17,455 - Hey, nice to meet you. - Whoo! 268 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:18,990 Turkey! 269 00:14:25,632 --> 00:14:27,131 - Was that Nolan? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 270 00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:28,366 He, like, lives in that thing. 271 00:14:28,368 --> 00:14:30,134 - Damn. - It's the whole team. 272 00:14:30,136 --> 00:14:31,102 - Wow. - We're here. 273 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,337 We're gonna do this. 274 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,539 Hodges, are you in or are you out? 275 00:14:37,978 --> 00:14:39,310 I... I think that, um... 276 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:44,015 Uh, I think that, um... I... I think, um... 277 00:14:45,085 --> 00:14:46,251 It's Turkey Bowl time! 278 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,156 Badger red! Knock 'em dead! 279 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:56,461 Badger Red! Knock 'em dead! Badger Red! Knock 'em dead! 280 00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:57,996 Siri, check all available flights 281 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,998 from Oklahoma City to Chicago. 282 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,165 Patrick Hodges? 283 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:04,669 - Jennifer Harrison? - Dude, what? 284 00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:06,527 Hey. 285 00:15:06,528 --> 00:15:08,384 - Jennifer Harrison. - Oh, my God. 286 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,241 This is, uh... Well, this is the ladies' room. 287 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,577 Um, it is. 288 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:15,246 - Ah, you look amazing. - Thank you. You, uh... 289 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:17,548 You don't look half-bad yourself. 290 00:15:17,550 --> 00:15:20,418 - This tie here... Oh, sorry. I... - I thought we were gonna... 291 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:23,221 Um... 292 00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,490 So... back for the big game? 293 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,259 Town's pretty excited. 294 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:29,460 Oh, yeah. 295 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:30,962 Turkey Bowl! 296 00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,463 Whoo! 297 00:15:32,465 --> 00:15:35,133 "He's so great, number eight." 298 00:15:35,135 --> 00:15:37,001 - Okay. All right. - Yeah, okay, I'm sorry. 299 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,003 Forget it. 300 00:15:39,973 --> 00:15:41,105 So how are you? 301 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:42,473 - Engaged. - Pardon? 302 00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,575 Soon to be engaged. 303 00:15:44,577 --> 00:15:47,312 Doing a girl... A great girl. 304 00:15:47,314 --> 00:15:50,648 Ashley from Chicago. And she's pretty, too. 305 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,485 How are you? What... Everything good? 306 00:15:53,486 --> 00:15:56,321 Yeah, I'm great. I, uh... I'm not engaged, um... 307 00:15:57,057 --> 00:15:58,456 but, uh, you know... 308 00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:00,491 No, I know. 309 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:06,130 - Chicago girl, huh? - Yeah, Chi Town. 310 00:16:06,132 --> 00:16:08,032 I always thought... 311 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:09,701 I always thought that you'd end up getting married 312 00:16:09,703 --> 00:16:11,536 and sticking around here in town. 313 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:14,205 Really? 314 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,074 Yeah! To Brandy Best. 315 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,576 Oh, here we go. Listen, nothing happened. 316 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,378 Jen, I've told you this a million times. 317 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,896 Well, I'm sure the twins will be excited 318 00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,413 to know that you're here. If they haven't heard already. 319 00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:27,385 Well, I hope to avoid them as best as I can. 320 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,595 - Gross. - Oh, uh... 321 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,331 Well, I should, uh... I should probably go. 322 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,566 - Yeah. - And, um... 323 00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,735 maybe I'll see you around this week. 324 00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:46,738 - Okay. - It's nice to see you. 325 00:16:46,740 --> 00:16:48,673 - You too. See ya. - Yeah. Okay. 326 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,444 Jeez. 327 00:16:56,049 --> 00:16:58,116 Badger Red! Knock 'em dead! 328 00:16:58,118 --> 00:16:59,717 Badger red! Knock 'em... 329 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,159 Oh, God. 330 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:10,294 Oh, God. 331 00:17:10,764 --> 00:17:12,063 Ow! 332 00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:16,134 VaJeena Monroe sent me a text, saying 333 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:17,735 my Pitter Pat was back in town, 334 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:19,570 but I didn't believe it, 335 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,306 not 'til I saw it with my own eyes. 336 00:17:23,777 --> 00:17:25,643 Are you up-skirting me? 337 00:17:25,645 --> 00:17:27,812 What? No. No, no, no. I didn't see anything. 338 00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:30,783 Bummer. 339 00:17:31,618 --> 00:17:33,618 Brandy Best. Long time no see. 340 00:17:36,122 --> 00:17:37,488 What? Whoa! 341 00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:38,489 Okay. 342 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:42,193 I heard you turned gay, but I didn't believe it. 343 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:44,796 Bisexual at the most, right? 344 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,597 Brandy... Jeez. 345 00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:51,803 My vision board is manifesting right before my eyes. 346 00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:54,405 I just knew you'd come back to town for you know who 347 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,391 and you know what. 348 00:17:56,392 --> 00:17:58,376 Okay, I have a girlfriend. Soon-to-be fiancée, 349 00:17:58,378 --> 00:18:00,611 and this is harassment, okay? 350 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,780 Is it bad if all that makes me moist? 351 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,583 Most girls hate that word, but... 352 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,085 but I hate most girls. 353 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,219 Just... This is... 354 00:18:08,221 --> 00:18:10,555 - Please stop... - I just... 355 00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:12,857 Just... 356 00:18:12,859 --> 00:18:14,692 Get your hands off my baby sister. 357 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:17,829 Shut up, Ronnie! Goddamn it. 358 00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:20,865 You're only three minutes older than me. We talked about this. 359 00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:23,234 Oh, Patty Hot Jizz. 360 00:18:23,236 --> 00:18:25,136 Not back in town more than five minutes, 361 00:18:25,138 --> 00:18:26,838 already messing with my twin sister, huh? 362 00:18:26,840 --> 00:18:29,574 Okay, she attacked me, okay? Get... Stop. 363 00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:31,309 Tell it to the judge. 364 00:18:31,311 --> 00:18:32,810 Go get in the truck. 365 00:18:32,812 --> 00:18:34,412 - I'm not getting in the truck. - Now. 366 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,114 I can stay out here with you guys. 367 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,615 Get the fuck in the truck. 368 00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,617 Get your... 369 00:18:40,253 --> 00:18:42,420 Skank. 370 00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:45,891 Ah! 371 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,160 So, Patty Cakes... 372 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,430 I didn't think you were man enough to come back 373 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:54,699 and finish what we started all them years ago. 374 00:18:54,701 --> 00:18:56,467 Honestly, the last thing I want to do... 375 00:18:56,469 --> 00:18:59,570 - Look, you can say... - There he is. Ronnie, we agreed. 376 00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:02,874 Hodges comes back, we finish the Turkey Bowl. 377 00:19:02,876 --> 00:19:04,442 Or are you too scared now 378 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:06,644 that we have our first string quarterback back? 379 00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:09,147 - Fuck no, I ain't scared. - Guys, do we... 380 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,517 Noble Knights have never lost to Butt Badgers. 381 00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,418 And we don't plan to start now. 382 00:19:14,420 --> 00:19:16,154 Well, if you have nothing to lose, 383 00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:18,322 how 'bout we raise the stakes? 384 00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:20,592 Oh. 385 00:19:21,694 --> 00:19:24,662 I do want to up the stakes. 386 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,930 - Great. - Oh. 387 00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,534 - I hope you do. - Maybe we will. 388 00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:30,868 Okay, let's raise 'em. 389 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,904 - Okay, let's do it then. - Okay. Fine. 390 00:19:32,906 --> 00:19:34,405 - Fine. - You start. 391 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,541 - Great. I will. - Okay. You start, or I start? 392 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,342 - I'll go first. - Okay, you start. 393 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,244 - Oh, my God. - We win, 394 00:19:40,246 --> 00:19:41,679 you stop buying up this town. 395 00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:44,815 You stay on your side of the tracks 396 00:19:44,817 --> 00:19:46,184 and you never come back. 397 00:19:46,553 --> 00:19:47,952 Oh! 398 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,290 So. 399 00:19:52,292 --> 00:19:53,758 What do you say? 400 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,359 So what's in it for us? 401 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,195 Name it. 402 00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:03,467 The Badger Hole. 403 00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:11,809 - Deal. - Wait, no... 404 00:20:11,811 --> 00:20:13,444 Time to rewrite history. 405 00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:15,746 Badger Red! Knock 'em dead! 406 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,882 - Badger red! Knock 'em dead! - Noble Knights win their fights! 407 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,450 Guys, guys, you can... 408 00:20:19,452 --> 00:20:22,520 - Badger red! Knock 'em dead! - Noble Knights win their fights! 409 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:25,623 Guys, guys! Stop, stop, stop. 410 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:28,759 Stop. Okay. Look at yourselves. 411 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,795 It's embarrassing, okay? 412 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:32,863 You're almost 40 years old 413 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:34,832 and you're wearing Letterman's jackets, right? 414 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,968 Do you really care about a football game 415 00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:38,436 from 15 years ago? 416 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,770 You seriously want to finish it? 417 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,452 You're acting like you're in high school... 418 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:44,909 Fight! 419 00:20:50,516 --> 00:20:51,549 Hodges! 420 00:20:55,355 --> 00:20:56,554 No, no, no! 421 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,763 Cops! 422 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:10,269 Shit! 423 00:21:14,907 --> 00:21:17,375 Okay. Cut through the secret sidewalk, 424 00:21:17,377 --> 00:21:20,378 hide out in Malone's bushes. Sneak to my rental car. 425 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:22,446 Head to the airport. Great. Whoa. 426 00:21:22,448 --> 00:21:23,748 Hands where I can see 'em! 427 00:21:23,750 --> 00:21:25,950 - Okay. All right. - Turn around. 428 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,821 Now, slowly bend over. 429 00:21:30,823 --> 00:21:32,356 - Excuse me? - Bend over now! 430 00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:35,559 Now. 431 00:21:35,561 --> 00:21:37,495 Spread your cheeks. 432 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,963 Okay, what the hell, man? 433 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:42,433 - Fish? - Ah! 434 00:21:42,435 --> 00:21:43,668 Wait, you're a cop now? 435 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,369 I thought I recognized that tight little ass. 436 00:21:45,371 --> 00:21:47,004 Hey, man. 437 00:21:47,005 --> 00:21:48,638 Graduated top of my class in the academy. 438 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:50,341 Then again, I was the only one in my class 439 00:21:50,343 --> 00:21:52,510 but I love what I do. And I take my job seriously. 440 00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:54,679 - You want a cold one? - Yeah, man. That'd be great. 441 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:57,882 Thanks. 442 00:21:57,884 --> 00:21:59,517 So where you running off to? 443 00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,719 Anywhere. Out of this freakin' town. 444 00:22:01,721 --> 00:22:03,204 Oh. 445 00:22:03,205 --> 00:22:04,688 Not sticking around for the Turkey Bowl? 446 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:07,024 Uh, no. No, I got to get out of here. 447 00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:10,361 You and me both, brother. You and me both. 448 00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:17,802 Kenny will pick that up. 449 00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,338 So I heard on the wire that Ronnie Best got thrown 450 00:22:20,340 --> 00:22:21,639 through the back window of the Badger Hole. 451 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,407 - Is that right? - Uh, yeah. 452 00:22:23,409 --> 00:22:25,576 It got a little messy. But you know, he came at me 453 00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,128 and... Hey, you know what? 454 00:22:27,129 --> 00:22:28,679 I just did what Coach McKinney always taught us. 455 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,481 "Duck and drive." 456 00:22:30,483 --> 00:22:32,883 Awesome. I bet that felt pretty good. 457 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:34,352 Yeah, it felt pretty good. 458 00:22:34,354 --> 00:22:35,653 - Yeah. - Yeah, I believe it. 459 00:22:35,655 --> 00:22:36,654 Well... 460 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,756 confession's two-tenths of the law, 461 00:22:38,757 --> 00:22:40,857 so I'm gonna have to ask you to put the open container 462 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:43,494 on top of the vehicle there and interlock your fingers 463 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,463 - behind your head. - You're joking, right? 464 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,131 - Do not resist me! - Oh, God! 465 00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,418 Come on, Fish. 466 00:22:50,419 --> 00:22:52,069 I was just having a conversation with a friend. 467 00:22:52,071 --> 00:22:54,004 Hodges, I told you. I take my job seriously. 468 00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,373 Man, I got to get out of here. 469 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,708 I need to be in Vail immediately. 470 00:22:56,709 --> 00:22:58,042 Hey, Fish, we're impounding 471 00:22:58,044 --> 00:22:59,543 this rental from the Badger Hole. 472 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,712 Son of a bitch! My luggage is in that car. 473 00:23:01,714 --> 00:23:03,080 Well, maybe you should've thought about that 474 00:23:03,081 --> 00:23:04,447 before you started throwing people through windows. 475 00:23:04,450 --> 00:23:06,484 Dude, he came at me! Ow! 476 00:23:06,486 --> 00:23:09,854 Relax. Get some sleep. You'll get where you need to go, 477 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,389 as soon as Judge Tibbins sees you. 478 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:12,590 Sees me for what? 479 00:23:14,427 --> 00:23:15,493 Arraignment. 480 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:21,499 Good morning, Patrick. 481 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:23,033 So how've you been? 482 00:23:23,035 --> 00:23:24,435 Great. 483 00:23:24,437 --> 00:23:26,003 - Good to see you, sir. - You as well. 484 00:23:26,005 --> 00:23:27,972 Well, you're looking good. 485 00:23:27,974 --> 00:23:29,440 Looking good. 486 00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:31,742 So how did this mix up happen? 487 00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,944 Uh... You know, boys will be boys, right? 488 00:23:33,946 --> 00:23:34,979 Yes, we will. 489 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,116 Well, it's not that big of a deal. 490 00:23:39,118 --> 00:23:41,585 I'm sure we can work something out. 491 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:43,921 Thank you, Judge Tibbins. Thank you. 492 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,189 How's that throwing arm? 493 00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:46,991 Uh, it's good. 494 00:23:46,993 --> 00:23:49,693 You staying in shape up there in the Windy City? 495 00:23:49,695 --> 00:23:52,062 Yeah, I guess. I run every day, so... 496 00:23:52,064 --> 00:23:55,099 That's good to hear. That's real good to hear. 497 00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:59,136 No disrespect, Judge. But, um, 498 00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:01,138 I'm happy to pay Fat Jack for his window, 499 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:03,107 but I got to get on the next flight out of here. 500 00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:06,177 See, I'm proposing to Senator Dalton Sinclair's daughter 501 00:24:06,179 --> 00:24:08,846 on Thanksgiving Day in Vail, Colorado. 502 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,448 Whoo-hoo! 503 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,483 - Fancy-fancy. - Hey. 504 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,753 Well, why don't we just get this over with. 505 00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,688 - Thank you. - Guilty as charged. 506 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:21,192 - Thirty days behind bars. - Wait, what? Why? 507 00:24:21,194 --> 00:24:23,127 Assault. Vandalism. Public intoxication. 508 00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,562 Open container. Resisting arrest. 509 00:24:24,564 --> 00:24:26,997 No, no, no. No, that is not what happened. 510 00:24:26,999 --> 00:24:30,901 Well, it says in the report that, uh, we have 20 witnesses 511 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,837 who saw you throw Ronnie Best through the window. 512 00:24:33,873 --> 00:24:35,506 - Thanks a lot. - Sorry. 513 00:24:35,508 --> 00:24:39,477 Your Honor, no offense, but this gets me 30 days? 514 00:24:39,479 --> 00:24:41,612 I mean, you were my T-ball coach for Christ sake. 515 00:24:41,614 --> 00:24:43,681 - Language, inmate. - I don't have 30 days. 516 00:24:43,683 --> 00:24:45,583 And I cannot have a blemish on my record. 517 00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:46,650 I see. 518 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:49,119 I see. 519 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,821 Well, how 'bout a plea bargain then? 520 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:51,889 Anything. Yes. 521 00:24:51,891 --> 00:24:53,791 - Community service? - Perfect. 522 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:56,894 I'll throw on an orange jumpsuit and pick up some trash. 523 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:58,829 Oh, I have something else in mind. 524 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:04,802 You too, Judge? 525 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,837 Your call, quarterback. 526 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:12,776 Well... 527 00:25:12,778 --> 00:25:14,778 looks like we got a game to play. 528 00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:16,514 - All right! Yes! - Whoo! 529 00:25:16,516 --> 00:25:18,549 Don't try to run on me, fugitive. 530 00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:20,050 'Cause if you cross the county line 531 00:25:20,052 --> 00:25:22,253 with this bad boy on... 532 00:25:25,658 --> 00:25:27,992 you'll never be allowed to come back. 533 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:30,895 Sounds tempting. Oh, looks like my ride's here. 534 00:25:30,897 --> 00:25:32,129 Later today, practice. 535 00:25:32,131 --> 00:25:33,731 - Three o' clock. - Sounds great. 536 00:25:33,733 --> 00:25:36,233 - All right. See you guys. - See you later, buddy. 537 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,740 Hey. 538 00:25:42,742 --> 00:25:44,842 Hey, honey. Where have you been? 539 00:25:44,844 --> 00:25:46,911 I... I have left, like, a hundred messages. 540 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:48,812 I know. I'm sorry. It's just this... 541 00:25:48,814 --> 00:25:51,582 crazy, crazy funeral, you know? 542 00:25:51,584 --> 00:25:54,051 Really? That bad, huh? 543 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:57,121 Yeah. It was just awful. 544 00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:59,040 You know, grim. 545 00:25:59,041 --> 00:26:00,958 Open casket. He drowned, so he was all bloated and... 546 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,993 I... I thought you said it was a car accident. 547 00:26:03,863 --> 00:26:06,096 Into a ditch after a heavy rain. 548 00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:08,032 It just... It just really sucks here. 549 00:26:08,034 --> 00:26:10,734 Yuck. Are you on your way back? 550 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:14,638 I... No. No, I'm not. It's, uh, gonna be a while. 551 00:26:15,575 --> 00:26:16,640 What? Why? 552 00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:20,578 I... Well, they named me executor of his will, 553 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:23,147 and Mitchell had a lotta skeletons in his closet, so... 554 00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:24,315 I'm dealing with that. 555 00:26:24,317 --> 00:26:26,850 How rude to make you do, like, everything. 556 00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:28,285 Are... Are you getting a settlement? 557 00:26:28,287 --> 00:26:30,688 No, but I'm at the courthouse now 558 00:26:30,690 --> 00:26:32,189 and I'm going through some stuff, so... 559 00:26:32,191 --> 00:26:34,959 I'll call you when I get more specifics, okay? 560 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,027 - I love you. - Leave your phone on. 561 00:26:37,029 --> 00:26:38,896 - Love you. Bye. - Yeah. Bye. 562 00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:42,967 Hello, stranger. 563 00:26:42,969 --> 00:26:43,969 Hey, Dad. 564 00:26:50,042 --> 00:26:51,775 Hey! Look who I found. 565 00:26:51,777 --> 00:26:54,878 - Patrick. Patrick. - Hey, Mom. 566 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:58,882 I am so sorry about poor Mitchell. 567 00:26:58,884 --> 00:27:00,684 Cat's out of the bag, Marlene. 568 00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:02,503 Oh, I know. I know. 569 00:27:02,504 --> 00:27:04,321 I just like being a part of things. It's so much fun. 570 00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:06,390 Look at you. 571 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,158 You... 572 00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,027 are so handsome. 573 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,630 Thanks, Mom. 574 00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:13,964 I made you hot dog casserole. 575 00:27:13,966 --> 00:27:16,667 Tried a new recipe out with the kids at school. 576 00:27:16,669 --> 00:27:18,335 They really seem to enjoy it. 577 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:19,870 Didn't agree with everyone. 578 00:27:19,872 --> 00:27:22,039 I had to clean up some yak in the girls' gym. 579 00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:24,642 Oh, hush, Eddie! Come on. Sit down, both of you. 580 00:27:25,678 --> 00:27:26,977 - Here. - All right. 581 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:31,148 So you're gonna play in the game, huh? 582 00:27:31,150 --> 00:27:32,282 Yeah, I guess so. 583 00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:35,886 What's wrong, sweetie? 584 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:38,789 - Oh, I'm a vegetarian. - A what? 585 00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,691 A vegetarian. I don't eat meat. 586 00:27:40,693 --> 00:27:42,326 Ashley's family has a deep philosophy 587 00:27:42,328 --> 00:27:44,028 about animal cruelty, 588 00:27:44,030 --> 00:27:45,663 and I respect that. 589 00:27:47,299 --> 00:27:48,899 I don't think you can kill a hot dog. 590 00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:52,169 Yeah, well, your president is killing our country, so... 591 00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:53,837 - All right. All right. - Oh, are we gonna go? 592 00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:55,372 All right. All right. All right. All right. 593 00:27:55,374 --> 00:27:58,342 No politics. No religion. 594 00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:00,344 And now, let's add... 595 00:28:01,213 --> 00:28:03,147 food to the no-discussion list. 596 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:07,151 But we respect your choices, Patrick. Right, Ed? 597 00:28:07,153 --> 00:28:10,220 And speaking of choices, how is Ashley, that... 598 00:28:12,892 --> 00:28:13,892 beautiful girl? 599 00:28:14,460 --> 00:28:15,693 Yeah, she's great. 600 00:28:15,695 --> 00:28:17,194 Yeah, she's great. 601 00:28:17,196 --> 00:28:19,763 You know, FOX News been digging up dirt 602 00:28:19,765 --> 00:28:20,831 on her father lately. 603 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:24,480 We'd like to see her in this neck of the woods again. 604 00:28:24,804 --> 00:28:26,403 - Right, Eddie? - Sure. 605 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,405 Yeah. Well, last time she was here, 606 00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:30,007 she got a foot fungus from the shower, 607 00:28:30,009 --> 00:28:31,709 so it kind of spooked her just a little bit. 608 00:28:31,711 --> 00:28:34,011 - Iodine works wonders for me. - Mm-hmm. 609 00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:40,017 You seen Jen Harrison yet? 610 00:28:40,019 --> 00:28:43,754 You know, I actually did. Yeah, she seems great. 611 00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:46,090 She asks about you all the time. 612 00:28:46,092 --> 00:28:47,925 - Wait, she does? - Mm-hmm. 613 00:28:47,927 --> 00:28:50,060 Yeah, she bought her folks' old place 614 00:28:50,062 --> 00:28:51,295 over on Raintree. 615 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:54,164 Living in that big place... 616 00:28:54,934 --> 00:28:55,899 all alone. 617 00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:59,937 I believe you're right, Ed, but our boy has a girlfriend. 618 00:29:00,940 --> 00:29:02,005 Uh, fiancée. 619 00:29:06,378 --> 00:29:07,845 That's wonderful. 620 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,180 - Mm-hmm - Well, I haven't proposed yet, 621 00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:11,882 but I have plans to pop the question 622 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:13,884 Thanksgiving Day in Vail. 623 00:29:13,886 --> 00:29:15,519 - Oh, you're not engaged yet? - No. 624 00:29:16,789 --> 00:29:18,506 Oh. 625 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:20,224 - Oh. Mm-hmm. - That's fantastic! 626 00:29:20,226 --> 00:29:22,092 I mean, that you're... 627 00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:24,361 - getting hitched. - Thank you. 628 00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:27,164 I got some good news myself. 629 00:29:27,166 --> 00:29:29,900 My newly restored Chevy's been chosen to lead 630 00:29:29,902 --> 00:29:32,236 the Grand Gobble Marshals in the parade this year. 631 00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:34,505 - Go Eddie! - Yeah. 632 00:29:36,809 --> 00:29:38,075 Glad I'm here to see that. 633 00:29:43,215 --> 00:29:46,450 Why don't you go upstairs and clean up, settle in, 634 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,952 and I'll bring you a PB and J in a few minutes? 635 00:29:48,954 --> 00:29:51,955 - Thanks, Mom. - Good to see you, Son, 636 00:29:51,957 --> 00:29:54,925 even if it's only for a few days against your will. 637 00:29:54,927 --> 00:29:57,895 - Oh, Lord, Eddie. - What? 638 00:29:58,931 --> 00:29:59,997 It's been only, what? 639 00:29:59,999 --> 00:30:01,532 - Two times in 15 years? - All right. 640 00:30:01,534 --> 00:30:03,033 I just don't want to lose count. 641 00:30:50,182 --> 00:30:51,515 Sure you don't want a cold one? 642 00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:53,851 No, man, I'm good. Thanks. 643 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:56,420 It's a beautiful day for a practice. 644 00:30:57,923 --> 00:31:00,991 ♪ Sometimes I ask Why I'm waiting ♪ 645 00:31:00,993 --> 00:31:02,492 Don't worry. Kenny'll pick that up. 646 00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:08,398 Putnam has not won the Turkey Bowl since 1962. 647 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,602 Nineteen-sixty-two! My dad played in that game. 648 00:31:11,604 --> 00:31:13,203 He was a great right tackle. 649 00:31:13,205 --> 00:31:16,406 Terrible father, horrible drunk. Amazing football player. 650 00:31:16,408 --> 00:31:19,476 Then we came along. And we were this close. 651 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:22,580 And everyone remembers 652 00:31:22,581 --> 00:31:24,915 the snowstorm that fell upon this field 15 years ago, 653 00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,085 a historic tradition frozen... 654 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,387 - in time. - And our nut sacks froze, too, 655 00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,022 and they've been shriveled up ever since. 656 00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:35,525 And that is why we have to shed the curse. 657 00:31:35,527 --> 00:31:38,595 Man the fuck up. Get the frozen girly tinkle out. 658 00:31:38,597 --> 00:31:40,964 And put a damn "W" where it belongs! 659 00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:42,266 - Yeah! - Right? 660 00:31:42,268 --> 00:31:43,768 On top of that, 661 00:31:43,769 --> 00:31:45,269 we get to legally kick the shit out of Ronnie Best. 662 00:31:45,271 --> 00:31:47,638 And his army of assholes on Thanksgiving Day! 663 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,239 Yeah! 664 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:50,908 Anybody got any questions? 665 00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,577 - Hodges. - Quick question. 666 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,380 Um, it's our first day back. We're going half-speed, right? 667 00:31:58,550 --> 00:32:00,050 Hike! 668 00:32:03,656 --> 00:32:05,022 Ow! 669 00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:30,080 Hike! 670 00:32:35,054 --> 00:32:36,086 Hike! 671 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:44,361 Hike! 672 00:32:55,741 --> 00:32:59,276 Okay. Okay, that was not great, but it wasn't bad. 673 00:32:59,278 --> 00:33:02,312 Okay, building blocks. How long we been playing? 674 00:33:04,116 --> 00:33:05,382 Twenty-three minutes. 675 00:33:05,384 --> 00:33:07,451 Okay. Hey, maybe we just call it, huh? 676 00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:09,586 We're the Badgers! Nothing takes us down. 677 00:33:13,625 --> 00:33:15,025 I'll get the defibrillator. 678 00:33:17,162 --> 00:33:18,562 If we don't get our shit together, 679 00:33:18,564 --> 00:33:20,597 - they're gonna kill us. - Well, I highly doubt 680 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:22,699 Noble's taking this as seriously as you guys. 681 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:26,203 Oh, boy. 682 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:30,340 My wife is gonna shit. 683 00:33:34,146 --> 00:33:36,213 My wife's gonna leave me. 684 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:38,315 I can't lose my bar. I got no skills 685 00:33:38,317 --> 00:33:39,750 besides pouring beer and making wings. 686 00:33:39,752 --> 00:33:41,585 Shit, man, they're always one step ahead of us. 687 00:33:41,587 --> 00:33:45,055 This is so immature. I'm filing a report. 688 00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:47,324 We've got a 594 in the Putnam High parking lot. 689 00:33:51,597 --> 00:33:53,597 Hey, Sonny, is your, uh, crazy cousin's paint store 690 00:33:53,599 --> 00:33:55,332 - open on Sundays? - No. 691 00:33:56,435 --> 00:33:57,467 Perfect. 692 00:34:11,650 --> 00:34:13,784 - Son of a bitch. - Sweet Lord Jesus. 693 00:34:13,786 --> 00:34:15,385 - This ain't good. - We are fucked. 694 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,287 Man, they ain't doing nothing we ain't doing. 695 00:34:17,289 --> 00:34:19,089 Ah, yes, they are. They're practicing. 696 00:34:19,091 --> 00:34:22,426 I got to roll. I'm spinning vinyl at a private party tonight. 697 00:34:22,428 --> 00:34:24,594 Guys, just go. Come on. 698 00:34:26,881 --> 00:34:29,165 Sonny D wants you to jump! Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. Jump. 699 00:34:30,536 --> 00:34:32,569 When I say "hey," you say "ho!" 700 00:34:32,571 --> 00:34:33,603 - Hey! - Ho! 701 00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:34,704 - Hey! - Ho! 702 00:34:34,706 --> 00:34:36,139 Keep it jumping. Keep it jumping. 703 00:34:36,141 --> 00:34:38,141 When I say "hey," you say "ho." 704 00:34:38,143 --> 00:34:39,209 - Hey! - Ho! 705 00:34:39,211 --> 00:34:40,811 - Hey! - Ho! 706 00:34:40,812 --> 00:34:42,412 - Say "Don't be a bully." - "Don't be a bully!" 707 00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:44,714 - "Don't be a jerk." - "Don't be a jerk!" 708 00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:47,150 Put your hands on your knees and twerk, twerk, twerk. 709 00:34:47,152 --> 00:34:49,386 You respect your parents and you ain't a pain. 710 00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:51,755 Step to Sonny D, and I'm gonna make it rain. 711 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:55,125 ♪ Jump, jump, jump, Jump Keep up, keep up, keep up ♪ 712 00:34:55,127 --> 00:34:57,794 Does anybody else think this is very inappropriate? 713 00:34:57,796 --> 00:34:59,796 Ah, kids grow up so fast these days. 714 00:34:59,798 --> 00:35:01,631 Oh, my God. 715 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:03,500 Can you believe I get to be married to that? 716 00:35:03,502 --> 00:35:04,852 No. 717 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,203 But we talk about it all the time. 718 00:35:06,205 --> 00:35:07,737 - Every day. - Okay. I'm sorry, 719 00:35:07,739 --> 00:35:09,473 jealous bitches. 720 00:35:09,475 --> 00:35:11,208 Um, Jen. 721 00:35:11,210 --> 00:35:13,410 - Dana and I... - Mm-hmm. 722 00:35:13,412 --> 00:35:14,478 We've been talking. 723 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,414 We're thinking of getting the squad back together. 724 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:20,217 - What? For what? - For the football game. 725 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:22,385 Football players equals cheerleaders. 726 00:35:22,387 --> 00:35:23,887 Then I get to get in a cheerleading uniform 727 00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,623 and put it on my dating profile. That's very hot to people. 728 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:28,792 You're married. 729 00:35:28,793 --> 00:35:30,226 It's common-law. I bought my own ring. 730 00:35:30,229 --> 00:35:31,728 I'm done with this conversation. 731 00:35:31,730 --> 00:35:34,231 - Yeah, I think I'm gonna pass. - Oh, you're gonna pass? 732 00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,532 You're gonna pass on watching Hodges 733 00:35:35,534 --> 00:35:37,701 throw a football in those tight-ass pants? 734 00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:40,337 Mm. Huggin' it. Smell it. 735 00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:42,139 No, I'm way too busy right now. 736 00:35:42,141 --> 00:35:45,375 - Oh, you're busy. She's busy. - Okay. 737 00:35:45,377 --> 00:35:46,576 - Jennifer. - Jennifer. 738 00:35:46,578 --> 00:35:48,445 Last week, you literally, 739 00:35:48,447 --> 00:35:50,614 you threw a birthday party for your cat. 740 00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:52,849 It was her 20th. 741 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:55,385 - We know. - She turned 20. 742 00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:56,753 It was a milestone. 743 00:35:56,755 --> 00:35:58,355 Saddest thing I've ever been to. 744 00:35:58,357 --> 00:35:59,389 Fully. 745 00:35:59,391 --> 00:36:00,891 This party's kind of lame, y'all. 746 00:36:00,893 --> 00:36:04,161 Don't worry. The alcohol's about to kick in. 747 00:36:04,163 --> 00:36:06,396 Led, there's no alcohol at this party. 748 00:36:06,398 --> 00:36:08,298 I spiked the punch bowl at the adult table. 749 00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:12,569 There's only one punch bowl. 750 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:14,538 Seriously? 751 00:36:16,074 --> 00:36:17,607 ♪ If you the party I'ma get at you ♪ 752 00:36:17,609 --> 00:36:19,843 ♪ So, where you at? So, where you at? ♪ 753 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:22,245 ♪ Hey you throw a party I'ma get at you ♪ 754 00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:24,414 ♪ Hey you throw a party I'ma get at you ♪ 755 00:36:24,416 --> 00:36:26,550 ♪ Hey you throw a party I'ma get at you ♪ 756 00:36:26,552 --> 00:36:28,685 ♪ So, where you at? So, where you at? ♪ 757 00:36:28,687 --> 00:36:30,420 ♪ Hey... ♪ 758 00:36:30,422 --> 00:36:31,454 Oh. 759 00:36:32,224 --> 00:36:33,323 I'm outtie. 760 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:36,826 I'm gonna make a phone call. Excuse me. 761 00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:37,961 I remember my first beer. 762 00:36:40,799 --> 00:36:43,600 Yeah, okay. Um, I'll see you soon. 763 00:36:44,570 --> 00:36:45,570 Okay, bye. 764 00:36:48,407 --> 00:36:49,407 Jen? 765 00:36:50,576 --> 00:36:51,708 - Hey. - Hey. 766 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:53,476 - Hi. - What're you doing out here? 767 00:36:53,478 --> 00:36:55,979 Oh, just hiding out. 768 00:36:55,981 --> 00:36:58,582 Same as you. When you don't have kids, 769 00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:00,317 you're just kind of a creepy Aunt Jen 770 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:02,252 who's always just sort of hanging around. 771 00:37:02,254 --> 00:37:04,921 Yeah, or, uh, the strange Uncle Hodges, you know? 772 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,923 "Hey, don't sit on his knee. He likes it." 773 00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:09,392 So... um... 774 00:37:09,394 --> 00:37:10,877 anyway, 775 00:37:10,878 --> 00:37:12,361 I just feel like we got off on the wrong foot earlier. 776 00:37:12,364 --> 00:37:14,397 - Actually the wrong bathroom. - Right. 777 00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,833 But, um, just to make things clear, 778 00:37:16,835 --> 00:37:18,635 nothing ever happened with me and Brandy. 779 00:37:18,637 --> 00:37:19,770 Hodges, it's okay. I don't care. 780 00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:20,904 No, but seriously, nothing ever happened. 781 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,573 No, I know. 782 00:37:22,574 --> 00:37:24,241 Yeah, I just walked in on my naked boyfriend 783 00:37:24,243 --> 00:37:26,843 - and the county exhibitionist. - Okay. 784 00:37:26,845 --> 00:37:29,446 But you know what? I believe you. 785 00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:32,782 Okay. Great. Thank you. 786 00:37:32,783 --> 00:37:34,903 And it honestly doesn't matter anyway. It was, like... 787 00:37:35,587 --> 00:37:37,320 so long ago. 788 00:37:37,322 --> 00:37:39,022 We're two totally different people now. 789 00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:42,025 Exactly. Yes! Yes. 790 00:37:42,027 --> 00:37:44,527 Anything else you need to resolve? 791 00:37:48,333 --> 00:37:49,766 No. No, I'm good. 792 00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:53,703 Okay. Well, I have to run. My boss needs me. 793 00:37:54,439 --> 00:37:55,672 - Okay. - Okay. 794 00:37:55,674 --> 00:37:58,508 But it was nice seeing you again. 795 00:37:58,510 --> 00:37:59,576 Yeah. You, too. 796 00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,713 All cleared up. 797 00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:11,888 I'll call you back, Mom. 798 00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:20,697 Uh, Boss, it's hardly noticeable. 799 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:22,499 No one's even gonna see it. 800 00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:24,768 Cock-defeated! 801 00:38:24,770 --> 00:38:27,637 Get the fuck out of here! 802 00:38:29,708 --> 00:38:31,374 Fuck you! 803 00:38:31,376 --> 00:38:32,942 It was a good throw, though. 804 00:38:35,947 --> 00:38:37,347 Hello? 805 00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:38,515 Honey? 806 00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:40,717 - Hey. - Did... did you call earlier 807 00:38:40,719 --> 00:38:42,485 - and hang up? - Pitter Pat. 808 00:38:42,487 --> 00:38:43,770 No, no, no. 809 00:38:43,771 --> 00:38:45,371 - Why would you think that? - Pitter Pat! 810 00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:47,691 Why are you whispering? 811 00:38:47,693 --> 00:38:49,959 I, uh, I'm at a meditation... 812 00:38:49,961 --> 00:38:52,829 - for Mitchell. - A meditation? 813 00:38:52,831 --> 00:38:54,397 Uh, Mitchell was a Buddhist. 814 00:38:55,434 --> 00:38:56,967 Judging from his behavior, 815 00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:58,501 I don't think he was very religious, babe. 816 00:38:58,503 --> 00:38:59,969 Pitter Pat. 817 00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:01,404 What's that? 818 00:39:01,406 --> 00:39:04,474 - What? - Oh, Pitter Pat? 819 00:39:04,476 --> 00:39:06,076 Uh, they're doing a chant. 820 00:39:06,078 --> 00:39:07,577 "Pitter..." 821 00:39:08,046 --> 00:39:09,346 I should join in. 822 00:39:09,348 --> 00:39:10,680 Call me when you can talk. 823 00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,849 - Love you. Bye. - O... Okay. 824 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,618 Oh, shit, dang it. Man! 825 00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:18,521 Son of a gun! Come on. 826 00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:24,094 Hi, Mr. Man. 827 00:39:24,096 --> 00:39:27,097 - Hey, Brandy. - It's a long walk home. 828 00:39:27,099 --> 00:39:28,398 You want a lift? 829 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:29,999 No, I'm good. Thank you. 830 00:39:30,001 --> 00:39:31,801 I promise that I'll behave. 831 00:39:31,803 --> 00:39:34,771 It's a long walk to Meadowbrook Drive. 832 00:39:34,773 --> 00:39:36,406 - I think I got it. - I just... 833 00:39:36,408 --> 00:39:39,142 I've been meaning to give you something. 834 00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:41,945 Oh, come on. 835 00:39:43,048 --> 00:39:44,048 Uh... 836 00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:52,989 You hiding from your girlfriend? 837 00:39:52,991 --> 00:39:55,158 - She's not my girlfriend. - Then why were you hiding? 838 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:59,095 You know what? I'm gonna walk, okay? Thank you so much. 839 00:39:59,097 --> 00:40:01,398 I will always love you, Pat Hodges. 840 00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,067 You're the only one for me! 841 00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:08,873 Hey, sexy. 842 00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:11,141 I'll be there in five. Bye. 843 00:40:17,482 --> 00:40:20,150 - You cut grass in the winter? - All year round. 844 00:40:20,152 --> 00:40:23,186 I don't have to, I just like to be out here on the field, 845 00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:24,988 you know, be one with the earth. 846 00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:27,690 You've had a one-man business for quite some time, man. 847 00:40:27,692 --> 00:40:30,427 You ever think about, I don't know, expanding? 848 00:40:30,429 --> 00:40:32,028 It was supposed to be a two-man business 849 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:33,062 - but... - Okay. 850 00:40:33,064 --> 00:40:34,948 You know what I mean, right? 851 00:40:34,949 --> 00:40:36,833 Get a crew of guys together, then you got nothing but time, 852 00:40:36,835 --> 00:40:38,701 right? Rake in that cash, lawn boy. 853 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:42,139 Is that what you do? 854 00:40:42,140 --> 00:40:43,640 You got a team of men working for you in the city? 855 00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:46,209 Yeah. I mean, it's on a different level, but yeah. 856 00:40:46,211 --> 00:40:48,077 - Oh, yeah? Is that right? - Yeah. Oh. 857 00:40:48,914 --> 00:40:50,180 No, but I'm serious, man. 858 00:40:50,182 --> 00:40:52,582 You get somebody else to do the work, then... 859 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,551 Then I can what? Hang out at the Badger? 860 00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:57,120 Yes. Hit Lake Dirtybird whenever you want, right? 861 00:40:57,122 --> 00:40:59,022 Live in paradise. Be your own boss. 862 00:41:00,091 --> 00:41:01,825 Sit and stare at the big open sky? 863 00:41:01,827 --> 00:41:04,027 Exactly. 864 00:41:04,029 --> 00:41:05,962 So you mean exactly what I already do every day? 865 00:41:09,901 --> 00:41:10,901 Yeah. 866 00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:15,104 Suit up. We got practice. 867 00:41:23,081 --> 00:41:27,016 Hey! Yeah! 868 00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:32,489 I have news. 869 00:41:33,859 --> 00:41:34,924 Sit. 870 00:41:37,062 --> 00:41:38,027 Regarding? 871 00:41:38,029 --> 00:41:39,629 Jen Harrison. 872 00:41:40,532 --> 00:41:41,731 Speak. 873 00:41:41,733 --> 00:41:43,766 - I spotted her with Hodges. - When? 874 00:41:43,768 --> 00:41:45,902 - Birthday party. - Tabitha Dean's party? 875 00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,104 - Yes. - She's a little bitch. 876 00:41:49,174 --> 00:41:50,607 So what went down? 877 00:41:50,609 --> 00:41:53,510 There was an interactive DJ. There was ice cream cake. 878 00:41:53,512 --> 00:41:54,978 There was a piñata, but the kids couldn't... 879 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:56,012 Between... 880 00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:59,582 Jen and Hodges. Details. 881 00:41:59,584 --> 00:42:01,784 Secret meeting out behind the fence. 882 00:42:03,655 --> 00:42:04,787 Was there any... 883 00:42:04,789 --> 00:42:06,956 public display of affection? 884 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:10,059 There was a really sweet daddy-daughter dance. 885 00:42:10,061 --> 00:42:12,295 - Everybody started tearing up... - Between... Um... 886 00:42:13,164 --> 00:42:14,597 Jen and Hodges. 887 00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:19,636 Did they hold hands or kissed? 888 00:42:19,638 --> 00:42:21,838 Did he go up her shirt or anything? 889 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:24,707 It was really dark, so I couldn't tell. 890 00:42:27,112 --> 00:42:28,845 Down! 891 00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:30,246 Set! 892 00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:31,748 Hike! 893 00:42:37,589 --> 00:42:39,289 Damn it! I hate myself. 894 00:42:39,291 --> 00:42:40,590 My bad. 895 00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:42,926 Black 80. 896 00:42:42,927 --> 00:42:44,627 I'm your primary receiver. Not brick hands. 897 00:42:44,629 --> 00:42:46,229 No, Coach McKinney and I designed it. 898 00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:47,630 Primary is brick hands. 899 00:42:47,632 --> 00:42:49,032 Hey, my fucking hands are fine. 900 00:42:49,034 --> 00:42:50,800 You catch more balls with your taint. 901 00:42:50,802 --> 00:42:52,235 See if you can catch this. 902 00:42:52,237 --> 00:42:54,070 Take a bow, bitch. Come at me. 903 00:42:54,072 --> 00:42:57,173 Test my gangster, motherfucker! Test my gangster. 904 00:42:57,175 --> 00:43:00,743 Dude, you're supposed to throw to me. No one expects it. 905 00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:03,012 Yeah, no one expects it because it's a bad play. 906 00:43:03,014 --> 00:43:05,648 Black 80. You're supposed to stay here and block for me. 907 00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:07,650 I have run 10,000 routes for you. 908 00:43:07,652 --> 00:43:09,152 Throw me the fucking football! 909 00:43:10,689 --> 00:43:12,322 This is fucking ridiculous! 910 00:43:14,159 --> 00:43:15,124 Inmate! 911 00:43:15,126 --> 00:43:17,760 Get back here or I will shoot you! 912 00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:18,861 Do me the favor. 913 00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:23,066 What the fuck, Fish? 914 00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:25,234 That wasn't me. 915 00:43:26,171 --> 00:43:29,138 Paintballs! 916 00:43:29,741 --> 00:43:30,741 Take cover! 917 00:43:42,287 --> 00:43:43,653 Mayday! 918 00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:47,056 Mayday! We're taking heavy fire! 919 00:43:48,660 --> 00:43:49,959 Mayday! 920 00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:57,066 Fuck you, Hodges! 921 00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:01,638 Come on, guys. Let's get these assholes. 922 00:44:04,009 --> 00:44:05,041 I'm going home. 923 00:44:07,812 --> 00:44:09,879 There's sloppy joes in the fridge, Patrick. 924 00:44:09,881 --> 00:44:11,080 I don't eat meat! 925 00:44:18,890 --> 00:44:20,023 Finally. 926 00:44:20,025 --> 00:44:21,224 - Hi. - Hi. 927 00:44:21,226 --> 00:44:24,327 What's going on? I haven't heard from you. 928 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:26,129 I know. I'm sorry. It's just... 929 00:44:26,131 --> 00:44:29,899 This place. This town, it's like a black hole. 930 00:44:29,901 --> 00:44:32,835 All this bullshit went down at practice today, and... 931 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:35,005 Practice? 932 00:44:36,741 --> 00:44:40,710 Hon, ar... are you there? Did... did you say practice? 933 00:44:40,712 --> 00:44:43,713 Yeah, sure did. At the... At the law practice. 934 00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:45,114 At the lawyer's. 935 00:44:45,116 --> 00:44:46,983 What a bummer of a practice. 936 00:44:48,119 --> 00:44:49,318 When are you getting here? 937 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:51,888 I... I'm not sure. 938 00:44:53,358 --> 00:44:55,458 What do you mean you're not sure? 939 00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:57,860 How much more work can they make you do there? 940 00:44:57,862 --> 00:45:00,029 Didn't you bury him already? 941 00:45:00,031 --> 00:45:03,299 Hon, yes, but I'm the only one with any sanity around here, 942 00:45:03,301 --> 00:45:04,801 so I have to keep things together. 943 00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:08,705 Well, I want you here for Thanksgiving. 944 00:45:08,707 --> 00:45:10,306 - So does Daddy. - I'm gonna try. 945 00:45:10,308 --> 00:45:12,130 Try harder. 946 00:45:12,131 --> 00:45:13,953 Okay. You know what, Mitchell is dead. 947 00:45:13,954 --> 00:45:15,776 - Have some compassion, God. - I don't get it. 948 00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:17,213 You weren't even really friends with this guy, 949 00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:19,048 and suddenly you're the only one that can help? 950 00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:20,917 Just because you don't see somebody every day 951 00:45:20,919 --> 00:45:22,919 doesn't mean they're still not your best friend. 952 00:45:22,921 --> 00:45:26,456 So, now he's your best friend and not me? 953 00:45:26,458 --> 00:45:28,925 No. That is not what I meant. 954 00:45:33,364 --> 00:45:34,997 - Fine. - Fine. 955 00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:36,933 - Bye! - Bye. 956 00:45:40,739 --> 00:45:42,171 Fuck. 957 00:45:45,076 --> 00:45:47,944 Fuck! Son of a... 958 00:45:59,858 --> 00:46:00,923 Fuck it. 959 00:46:04,429 --> 00:46:06,863 Woo-hoo! 960 00:46:41,900 --> 00:46:44,200 - Hodges? - Forty-five, forty-six. 961 00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:47,470 Jen? Wha... 962 00:46:47,472 --> 00:46:49,138 - Hi. - Hey. 963 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:51,941 What's up? I'm just getting my laps in. 964 00:46:51,943 --> 00:46:54,377 Also doing a little environmental resistance. 965 00:46:54,379 --> 00:46:57,046 All the rage. A lot of people are doing that nowadays. 966 00:46:57,048 --> 00:46:59,048 - But you still live here? - Yeah. 967 00:46:59,050 --> 00:47:01,050 I bought it from my parents. 968 00:47:01,052 --> 00:47:02,185 Well, how cool is that? 969 00:47:02,187 --> 00:47:05,354 That's great. I'm just doing my seven-mile daily routine. 970 00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:08,090 Uh, burning some cals before the big game, you know? 971 00:47:08,092 --> 00:47:09,525 But, uh, how are you? 972 00:47:09,527 --> 00:47:11,160 You look great. I'm great. 973 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:12,962 That's good. Listen, I'm actually on my way... 974 00:47:12,964 --> 00:47:14,230 I'm not stalking you by the way. 975 00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:16,199 It's not like I ran over here to... 976 00:47:16,201 --> 00:47:17,834 I mean, yeah, of course I ran over here. 977 00:47:17,836 --> 00:47:21,103 I'm in old P.E. clothes, sweaty and stuff, but, uh, 978 00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:22,839 there's a hundred streets I could've picked in this town, 979 00:47:22,841 --> 00:47:24,874 you know, and randomly I picked this one. 980 00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:26,532 Fate? I don't know. 981 00:47:26,533 --> 00:47:28,189 - Hodges, I really should get... - Got to stay in shape 982 00:47:28,190 --> 00:47:29,846 to beat Ronnie Best and his band of goons. 983 00:47:29,848 --> 00:47:31,364 - Hodges... - That asshole 984 00:47:31,365 --> 00:47:32,881 with his billboards and his "Ron-defeated" crap 985 00:47:32,884 --> 00:47:35,201 all over our town. Not to mention, 986 00:47:35,202 --> 00:47:37,519 his skanky-ass twin sister popping up everywhere I look. 987 00:47:37,522 --> 00:47:40,857 - I would not touch her with a... - With a ten-foot pole? 988 00:47:40,859 --> 00:47:41,958 Yes. Thank you. 989 00:47:43,194 --> 00:47:44,427 Hey, Ronnie, what's up, man? 990 00:47:45,597 --> 00:47:47,630 You're a cheap-shotter, Hodges. 991 00:47:47,632 --> 00:47:52,134 The funny thing about twins, we feel each other's pain. 992 00:47:52,136 --> 00:47:53,469 So when you hurt my little sister, 993 00:47:53,471 --> 00:47:54,937 you hurt me also. 994 00:47:56,441 --> 00:47:58,274 Let's roll, Jenny. 995 00:47:58,276 --> 00:47:59,876 Wait. Jenny, are you guys... 996 00:47:59,878 --> 00:48:00,878 - Yes. - No. 997 00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,246 - It's... - We're... 998 00:48:03,248 --> 00:48:05,114 Kind of a gray area. 999 00:48:05,116 --> 00:48:07,083 Technically, he's my boss. 1000 00:48:08,386 --> 00:48:10,553 This gal's the best senior vice president 1001 00:48:10,555 --> 00:48:12,521 a CEO could ask for. 1002 00:48:13,324 --> 00:48:14,624 Ain't that right, Jen-Jen? 1003 00:48:15,460 --> 00:48:16,460 Thank you. 1004 00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:27,904 Oh, no, thank... 1005 00:48:28,539 --> 00:48:29,539 you. 1006 00:48:31,109 --> 00:48:32,975 You just got me to the sympathy goal line. 1007 00:48:33,611 --> 00:48:34,977 Now I'm gonna score. 1008 00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:37,146 What are you talking about? 1009 00:48:37,148 --> 00:48:40,483 I'm talking about SVP, sneak up the middle, 1010 00:48:40,485 --> 00:48:42,118 drive through the hole and... 1011 00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:45,054 Oh, yeah. 1012 00:48:45,056 --> 00:48:47,089 Oh, don't stop, Daddy. 1013 00:48:48,493 --> 00:48:49,493 Touchdown. 1014 00:48:54,565 --> 00:48:57,366 When I'm fucking her tonight, I'm gonna be fucking you. 1015 00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:05,675 When I'm fucking her tonight, I'm gonna be thinking of you. 1016 00:49:08,079 --> 00:49:09,178 That's worse. 1017 00:49:10,348 --> 00:49:11,348 Mm. 1018 00:49:13,451 --> 00:49:14,451 Whatever. 1019 00:49:15,153 --> 00:49:16,585 Later, losing team. 1020 00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:34,103 Getting that heart rate up? 1021 00:49:36,107 --> 00:49:37,107 Yes, sir. 1022 00:49:39,010 --> 00:49:42,044 There's only three things I do when I'm in Noble County. 1023 00:49:42,046 --> 00:49:44,046 I roll my window down. 1024 00:49:44,449 --> 00:49:45,681 I spit. 1025 00:49:45,683 --> 00:49:48,117 And I roll my window back up. 1026 00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:51,454 I tell you what, QB... 1027 00:49:52,290 --> 00:49:53,723 the rivalry runs deep, 1028 00:49:55,059 --> 00:49:56,058 and this town... 1029 00:49:56,060 --> 00:49:58,227 really could use a victory. 1030 00:49:58,229 --> 00:49:59,261 You understand? 1031 00:49:59,731 --> 00:50:00,731 Yes, sir. 1032 00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:03,599 Don't you run too far. 1033 00:50:05,003 --> 00:50:06,502 No, sir. 1034 00:50:19,584 --> 00:50:22,018 - Hey, Dad. - Hey, Mom made sloppy joes. 1035 00:50:22,020 --> 00:50:25,087 - No, I'm good. Remember? - Oh, right. 1036 00:50:25,089 --> 00:50:26,789 You don't like meat anymore. 1037 00:50:26,791 --> 00:50:28,357 No, it's not that I don't like meat. 1038 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:31,027 It's that... Damn, that smells so good. 1039 00:50:31,029 --> 00:50:32,328 Help yourself. I'm stuffed. 1040 00:50:35,066 --> 00:50:36,732 - Has Mom talked to you? - What? 1041 00:50:36,734 --> 00:50:39,201 Your Aunt Carol's got the gout. 1042 00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,537 Feet swell up like clown shoes, 1043 00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,606 so she and I are gonna be gone for a couple days. 1044 00:50:43,608 --> 00:50:45,708 Well, give her a hug for me. 1045 00:50:45,710 --> 00:50:47,527 - I'll try. - Okay. 1046 00:50:47,528 --> 00:50:49,345 It's a shame we're not gonna be here for the parade. 1047 00:50:49,347 --> 00:50:50,780 But we'll be back for the big game. 1048 00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,083 All right. 1049 00:50:55,286 --> 00:50:56,286 Hey, Dad? 1050 00:50:57,055 --> 00:50:58,087 Uh-huh? 1051 00:50:58,089 --> 00:51:01,057 What do you think of this whole Turkey Bowl thing? 1052 00:51:05,129 --> 00:51:06,395 Well, you haven't been around. 1053 00:51:07,298 --> 00:51:08,298 Putnam... 1054 00:51:09,267 --> 00:51:10,466 had it pretty rough. 1055 00:51:10,468 --> 00:51:12,668 You know, after your game was snowed out, 1056 00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:14,603 some people say that storm was a curse. 1057 00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:16,672 Yeah, I've been hearing that. 1058 00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:18,841 And then after the Turkey Bowl, 1059 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:20,810 you remember that Noble had a better record, 1060 00:51:20,812 --> 00:51:22,845 and they went on to win the state championship. 1061 00:51:22,847 --> 00:51:25,748 For a small town, that's quite an accomplishment. 1062 00:51:25,750 --> 00:51:28,551 Put 'em on the map. People knew Noble. 1063 00:51:29,287 --> 00:51:30,486 Noble thrived and... 1064 00:51:30,488 --> 00:51:32,688 left Putnam in the shadows. 1065 00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:36,826 Eddie? I don't want to be on the road too late. 1066 00:51:36,828 --> 00:51:39,261 I'm coming! Hey. 1067 00:51:40,298 --> 00:51:41,564 No funny business around here 1068 00:51:41,566 --> 00:51:43,232 - while we're gone, okay? - Okay. 1069 00:51:48,172 --> 00:51:49,172 Patrick? 1070 00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:54,243 Look, I know people take this real serious around here... 1071 00:51:55,713 --> 00:51:57,279 but at the end of the day... 1072 00:51:57,281 --> 00:51:59,782 it's just a football game. 1073 00:52:15,299 --> 00:52:16,765 Mm. Oh, my God. 1074 00:52:23,274 --> 00:52:24,406 What the... 1075 00:52:26,644 --> 00:52:28,344 Oh... God. 1076 00:52:28,346 --> 00:52:32,181 Jeez. Nolan, how long you been hanging up there, man? 1077 00:52:32,183 --> 00:52:34,617 You all right? 1078 00:52:37,722 --> 00:52:38,842 I don't know. I must have... 1079 00:52:40,258 --> 00:52:43,259 - blacked out or something. - Oh, man. 1080 00:52:43,261 --> 00:52:44,293 Uh... 1081 00:52:46,531 --> 00:52:48,664 Ronnie's goons. 1082 00:52:48,666 --> 00:52:50,599 Town rivalry, though. It's... 1083 00:52:50,601 --> 00:52:53,369 It's okay. It's part of the job. I'm okay. 1084 00:52:53,371 --> 00:52:54,904 Hey, can I get you a ride home? 1085 00:52:54,906 --> 00:52:56,405 Uh... 1086 00:52:56,407 --> 00:52:58,707 - No, I got my bike. - I'll grab your bike. 1087 00:52:58,709 --> 00:53:01,944 Let me get that for you, bud. There you go. 1088 00:53:01,946 --> 00:53:03,812 There you go. 1089 00:53:03,814 --> 00:53:05,948 Thanks for getting me down. 1090 00:53:05,950 --> 00:53:07,383 Yeah. 1091 00:53:07,385 --> 00:53:09,285 You always save the day, Hodges. 1092 00:53:11,756 --> 00:53:13,622 Oh. Thanks, Nolan. 1093 00:53:15,326 --> 00:53:17,626 Okay. All right. 1094 00:53:17,628 --> 00:53:19,828 That's good. All right, buddy. 1095 00:53:19,830 --> 00:53:21,297 Ride safe, huh? 1096 00:53:21,299 --> 00:53:22,298 Suit up. 1097 00:53:22,300 --> 00:53:24,266 Yeah, get your helmet on. 1098 00:53:24,969 --> 00:53:26,335 See you, dude. 1099 00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:30,806 Be careful of the tree there. 1100 00:53:30,808 --> 00:53:32,608 Yeah, careful of the... Yeah. 1101 00:53:32,610 --> 00:53:33,876 Go around that. 1102 00:53:35,479 --> 00:53:37,580 There. Just fix your... Yeah, see you, buddy. 1103 00:53:40,351 --> 00:53:41,650 Wow. 1104 00:53:41,652 --> 00:53:42,851 Oh, God. 1105 00:53:58,603 --> 00:53:59,603 You rang? 1106 00:54:00,471 --> 00:54:01,770 We got to talk. 1107 00:54:04,642 --> 00:54:05,941 - What's going on? - We got to talk. 1108 00:54:05,943 --> 00:54:07,176 - Yeah. - Now? 1109 00:54:07,177 --> 00:54:08,410 - Yes. - Come on. Grab your keys. 1110 00:54:08,412 --> 00:54:09,445 Hold on. 1111 00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:13,249 Wait. Sonny, what are you doing? 1112 00:54:15,386 --> 00:54:17,386 I don't know. My team needs me. 1113 00:54:20,358 --> 00:54:22,391 Okay, just use the front door, though. 1114 00:54:22,393 --> 00:54:24,326 - I mean... - Can I use the window? 1115 00:54:24,328 --> 00:54:25,928 It's a lot more exciting this way. 1116 00:54:25,930 --> 00:54:28,430 Yeah, all right. That's fine. I need you to get baby formula, 1117 00:54:28,432 --> 00:54:29,798 though, because I have to pump and dump. 1118 00:54:29,800 --> 00:54:31,300 - Okay. - Wait, wait, wait. 1119 00:54:31,301 --> 00:54:32,801 Could you ask her if you can bring your balls too? 1120 00:54:32,803 --> 00:54:34,403 - What was that, Mitchell? - Nothing. 1121 00:54:34,405 --> 00:54:35,938 - Bye, guys. - Okay, love you, sweetie. 1122 00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,006 I love you. Be good. 1123 00:54:37,008 --> 00:54:38,407 - Okay. - All right. 1124 00:54:49,887 --> 00:54:52,554 What are we doing here? 1125 00:54:52,556 --> 00:54:54,890 Okay. I can only take so much. 1126 00:54:54,892 --> 00:54:57,526 Tonight, I had to cut Nolan out of a tree in my front yard. 1127 00:54:57,528 --> 00:54:59,862 - Welcome to our world. - Why are we at Rambling Oaks? 1128 00:54:59,864 --> 00:55:01,563 This is the plan. 1129 00:55:01,565 --> 00:55:03,465 - Recruit old people? - No. 1130 00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:06,468 - We're getting Coach. - Oh. 1131 00:55:06,470 --> 00:55:08,437 Yeah, that's the first good call you've made. 1132 00:55:08,439 --> 00:55:10,372 Hey, guys, our QB is back. 1133 00:55:10,374 --> 00:55:12,107 - Let's do this. - Wait, wait. 1134 00:55:12,108 --> 00:55:13,841 This place is a fortress. Cammie's meemaw lives here. 1135 00:55:13,844 --> 00:55:15,477 You can't sign her out unless you're family. 1136 00:55:15,479 --> 00:55:16,845 That's why we're sneaking him out. 1137 00:55:42,473 --> 00:55:43,505 Hey, Coach. 1138 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:45,842 Hey. 1139 00:55:48,412 --> 00:55:50,946 - Is it game time yet, boys? - Yeah. 1140 00:55:50,948 --> 00:55:52,014 Okay, okay. 1141 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:54,950 Every down is played from the ground up, 1142 00:55:54,952 --> 00:55:57,419 from the very soles of our feet 1143 00:55:57,421 --> 00:55:59,521 to the tops of our hard-hitting heads. 1144 00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:01,924 Every fiber of you goes into the game. 1145 00:56:01,926 --> 00:56:04,493 You'll leave it all on the field. 1146 00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:07,096 And the last thing you do... 1147 00:56:08,933 --> 00:56:10,599 before you take your dying breath... 1148 00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:16,405 is go out there and beat the living shit out of Noble. 1149 00:56:16,407 --> 00:56:18,440 Yeah! 1150 00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:19,475 Let's go. 1151 00:56:21,078 --> 00:56:23,645 Every down we must play from the ground up, 1152 00:56:23,647 --> 00:56:26,682 from the very soles of our feet 1153 00:56:26,684 --> 00:56:28,984 to the tops of our hard-hitting heads. 1154 00:56:28,986 --> 00:56:31,987 Every down we must play from the ground up, 1155 00:56:31,989 --> 00:56:34,923 - from the very soles of... - All right. Well, note to self. 1156 00:56:34,925 --> 00:56:36,158 Next time I plan a kidnapping, 1157 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:38,527 make sure the victim hasn't lost his mind. 1158 00:56:38,529 --> 00:56:39,862 It could be worse. 1159 00:56:39,864 --> 00:56:41,497 - How? - From the very soles 1160 00:56:41,499 --> 00:56:42,631 of our feet... 1161 00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:44,066 What is that smell? 1162 00:56:45,836 --> 00:56:47,503 Coach made a poopy. 1163 00:56:47,505 --> 00:56:48,804 Butt wipes are in the glove box. 1164 00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:51,473 Wha... 1165 00:56:51,475 --> 00:56:52,708 Who's gonna watch him? 1166 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:55,978 Every down we must play from the ground up... 1167 00:56:55,980 --> 00:56:57,479 Roshambo. 1168 00:56:57,481 --> 00:56:58,781 Yep. 1169 00:56:58,783 --> 00:57:00,516 One, two, three, shoot. 1170 00:57:00,518 --> 00:57:01,884 Fuck! 1171 00:57:01,886 --> 00:57:04,720 Every fiber of you must go into the game. 1172 00:57:04,722 --> 00:57:06,855 Speaking of fiber, you should change him soon, Led. 1173 00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:08,524 Fuck all y'all. 1174 00:57:08,525 --> 00:57:10,192 Every fiber of you must go into the game. 1175 00:57:10,194 --> 00:57:11,794 Hey, isn't that Ronnie's house? 1176 00:57:11,796 --> 00:57:15,898 Every fiber of you must go into the game. 1177 00:57:20,171 --> 00:57:21,703 Lawn job! 1178 00:57:21,705 --> 00:57:23,138 Yeah! 1179 00:57:23,140 --> 00:57:28,143 Let's get out there and beat the living shit out of Noble! 1180 00:57:40,191 --> 00:57:41,590 Is it game time yet? 1181 00:57:42,226 --> 00:57:44,092 No, Coach! Go back to bed. 1182 00:57:47,865 --> 00:57:49,064 Damn. 1183 00:57:50,601 --> 00:57:51,700 Goddamn it. 1184 00:57:52,670 --> 00:57:57,039 Pu... Puh... Put-a-nam roles... 1185 00:57:57,041 --> 00:57:59,074 "Put-a-nam roles"? 1186 00:57:59,076 --> 00:58:00,609 It says, "Putnam rules!" 1187 00:58:03,013 --> 00:58:04,146 Take a lap. 1188 00:58:06,484 --> 00:58:08,016 Around the fucking block! 1189 00:58:08,018 --> 00:58:10,552 Yeah, you heard him! Come on! Let's go! Let's go! 1190 00:58:16,660 --> 00:58:17,793 All right. 1191 00:58:17,795 --> 00:58:21,263 It's time to go back to the beginning. The basics. 1192 00:58:21,265 --> 00:58:23,265 Time to rediscover what it was about this game 1193 00:58:23,267 --> 00:58:25,000 that made us love it so much. 1194 00:58:25,002 --> 00:58:27,569 Now, we all learned how to play football on this lawn. 1195 00:58:27,571 --> 00:58:30,939 We would play until it got so dark we couldn't see anymore. 1196 00:58:30,941 --> 00:58:32,674 Or until our moms called us for dinner. 1197 00:58:32,676 --> 00:58:35,277 Or until Mr. Vogel chased us off. 1198 00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:36,879 God rest his soul. 1199 00:58:36,881 --> 00:58:39,114 And parked across the street every Saturday morning 1200 00:58:39,116 --> 00:58:41,283 like a professional scout, watching us develop 1201 00:58:41,285 --> 00:58:45,888 our individual skills, was a man with true spirit, true grit, 1202 00:58:45,890 --> 00:58:48,190 and the smartest mind in all of football. 1203 00:58:48,192 --> 00:58:49,591 Whoo-hoo! 1204 00:58:49,593 --> 00:58:51,026 Led, would you... 1205 00:58:54,832 --> 00:58:57,733 - Coach, get down from there. - Make me. 1206 00:58:57,735 --> 00:58:59,968 It was the spirit of Coach and the love of football 1207 00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:01,303 that brought us together. 1208 00:59:01,305 --> 00:59:03,572 So today, we're gonna start fresh. 1209 00:59:03,574 --> 00:59:05,040 Take a page out of our own past. 1210 00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:07,576 Dog pile! 1211 00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:12,781 Get him! 1212 00:59:22,660 --> 00:59:23,959 Okay, guys. 1213 00:59:23,961 --> 00:59:25,161 You know that I'm really happy that Sonny's playing 1214 00:59:25,162 --> 00:59:26,362 - in the Turkey Bowl... - Maybe. 1215 00:59:26,363 --> 00:59:27,563 But he's been so damn tired lately, 1216 00:59:27,565 --> 00:59:29,064 there's been a whole lot of foreplay 1217 00:59:29,066 --> 00:59:30,699 and not a lot of touchdowns. 1218 00:59:30,701 --> 00:59:32,134 Ooh! You know what you need? 1219 00:59:32,136 --> 00:59:33,136 Here you go. 1220 00:59:33,771 --> 00:59:34,903 Boom. 1221 00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:36,838 - Fresher breath? - And a fresher tulip 1222 00:59:36,840 --> 00:59:39,007 in your downstairs garden. Okay? 1223 00:59:39,009 --> 00:59:40,476 - Three speeds. - Oh. Uh-huh. 1224 00:59:40,477 --> 00:59:41,944 Look at it. You can put it in anything. 1225 00:59:41,946 --> 00:59:43,645 - You can take it anywhere. - Okay. 1226 00:59:43,647 --> 00:59:44,980 I once did it in a public restroom. 1227 00:59:44,982 --> 00:59:47,082 Oh, all right. So Mitchell's fully living 1228 00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:48,750 in the garage then, still? 1229 00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:50,586 Even when he was living in the house, 1230 00:59:50,588 --> 00:59:52,204 I was using this. 1231 00:59:52,205 --> 00:59:53,821 Wait, but what do you use for your toothbrush? 1232 00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:54,990 My giant dildo. 1233 00:59:56,093 --> 00:59:57,793 - Jen. - What? 1234 00:59:57,795 --> 01:00:00,095 - What are you so consumed with? - I'm just reading an article. 1235 01:00:00,097 --> 01:00:02,297 Oh, okay. Cool. Let me see that. Cute. 1236 01:00:02,299 --> 01:00:04,500 - Oh. - Read it. 1237 01:00:04,501 --> 01:00:06,702 Senator Sinclair's sexy, sultry daughter, Ashley. 1238 01:00:06,704 --> 01:00:09,037 "I'm super airbrushed and rich." 1239 01:00:10,140 --> 01:00:11,840 You have a lady-boner for Hodges. 1240 01:00:11,842 --> 01:00:12,908 Hardly. 1241 01:00:12,910 --> 01:00:15,077 Um, I've Googled her 1000 times. Okay? 1242 01:00:15,079 --> 01:00:17,079 And you are way more scrumptious. 1243 01:00:17,081 --> 01:00:19,247 - Fully. - Everyone needs to calm down. 1244 01:00:19,249 --> 01:00:20,716 - He's engaged. - So? 1245 01:00:20,718 --> 01:00:22,250 Yeah. He's not married yet, girl. 1246 01:00:22,252 --> 01:00:23,702 - Oh, shit. - Oh, what? 1247 01:00:23,703 --> 01:00:25,153 - I almost forgot. - Oh, that's right. 1248 01:00:25,155 --> 01:00:26,989 You're gonna poop yourself. 1249 01:00:30,060 --> 01:00:31,760 - Oh, my God, no. Stop it. - I already got... 1250 01:00:31,762 --> 01:00:34,396 - Where did you get these? - Dana had 'em made for us! 1251 01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:36,632 - They're so cool! - I know. 1252 01:00:36,634 --> 01:00:38,900 I know. I'm gonna shove my whole body in one. 1253 01:00:38,902 --> 01:00:40,569 And when you say "us," 1254 01:00:40,570 --> 01:00:42,237 you're not including me in that "us," right? 1255 01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:43,338 - Oh, yeah. - Mm-hmm. 1256 01:00:43,340 --> 01:00:44,806 No. I already told you guys no. 1257 01:00:44,808 --> 01:00:46,274 - Yes. - No. 1258 01:00:46,276 --> 01:00:47,676 - Jen. - No. 1259 01:00:49,079 --> 01:00:51,647 Oh, okay. That's fine. Okay. 1260 01:00:51,649 --> 01:00:53,715 I didn't want to have to do this. 1261 01:00:53,717 --> 01:00:54,816 - No? - But I'm gonna. 1262 01:00:54,818 --> 01:00:56,852 I bet you Ashley Sinclair 1263 01:00:56,854 --> 01:00:58,920 wasn't the captain of her cheer squad 1264 01:00:58,922 --> 01:01:00,255 three years running. 1265 01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:02,724 - Hit it. - Bloop-bloop. 1266 01:01:07,698 --> 01:01:10,098 Okay, the score is Putnam, seven. Noble, seven. 1267 01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:11,833 Twenty seconds to go in the first half. 1268 01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:13,068 - Watch this play. - Set! 1269 01:01:13,070 --> 01:01:14,236 Black 80. 1270 01:01:14,238 --> 01:01:16,038 Mitchell blocks. 1271 01:01:16,039 --> 01:01:18,039 Sonny D does a post. I hit him in the hands, and... 1272 01:01:18,742 --> 01:01:20,242 he drops it. 1273 01:01:29,887 --> 01:01:31,720 And here's where the storm comes in. 1274 01:01:34,391 --> 01:01:35,757 Damn. 1275 01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:37,859 From out of nowhere. 1276 01:01:40,030 --> 01:01:41,129 Set, hut. 1277 01:01:45,102 --> 01:01:47,002 Holy shit, Hodges! Is that you? 1278 01:01:48,072 --> 01:01:49,738 Yeah, man. That's all of us. 1279 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:56,144 You haven't changed. 1280 01:02:05,255 --> 01:02:06,788 Go, a touchdown! 1281 01:02:06,790 --> 01:02:07,956 We were so young. 1282 01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:12,961 Time flies, boys. 1283 01:02:29,012 --> 01:02:30,412 ♪ Well the years Start coming... ♪ 1284 01:02:32,131 --> 01:02:33,881 ♪ Fed to the rules And I hit the ground running ♪ 1285 01:02:33,884 --> 01:02:35,984 ♪ Didn't make sense Not to live for fun ♪ 1286 01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:38,286 ♪ Your brain gets smart But your head gets dumb ♪ 1287 01:02:38,288 --> 01:02:39,988 ♪ So much to do So much to see... ♪ 1288 01:02:39,990 --> 01:02:41,089 Down! 1289 01:02:41,792 --> 01:02:42,858 Set! 1290 01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:44,826 Hike! 1291 01:02:44,828 --> 01:02:47,062 ♪ You'll never shine If you don't glow ♪ 1292 01:02:47,064 --> 01:02:52,200 ♪ Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play ♪ 1293 01:02:52,202 --> 01:02:56,805 ♪ Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid ♪ 1294 01:02:56,807 --> 01:03:00,308 ♪ And all that glitters Is gold ♪ 1295 01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:02,444 ♪ Only shooting stars... ♪ 1296 01:03:02,446 --> 01:03:03,979 Is it game time yet? 1297 01:03:03,981 --> 01:03:05,347 No, Coach. Come on! 1298 01:03:07,039 --> 01:03:08,728 ♪ It's a cool place And they say it gets colder ♪ 1299 01:03:08,729 --> 01:03:10,418 ♪ You're bundled up now Wait till you get older ♪ 1300 01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:12,387 ♪ But the meteor men Beg to differ ♪ 1301 01:03:12,389 --> 01:03:14,523 ♪ Judging by the hole In the satellite picture ♪ 1302 01:03:14,525 --> 01:03:16,992 ♪ The ice we skate Is getting pretty thin ♪ 1303 01:03:16,994 --> 01:03:19,227 ♪ The water's getting warm So you might as well swim ♪ 1304 01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:21,797 ♪ My world's on fire How about yours? ♪ 1305 01:03:21,799 --> 01:03:24,032 ♪ That's the way I like it And I never get bored ♪ 1306 01:03:24,034 --> 01:03:28,103 ♪ Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play ♪ 1307 01:03:28,105 --> 01:03:30,989 Selfie! 1308 01:03:30,990 --> 01:03:33,874 ♪ Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid ♪ 1309 01:03:33,877 --> 01:03:36,411 ♪ All that glitters is gold ♪ 1310 01:03:39,215 --> 01:03:42,016 ♪ Only shooting stars Break the mold... ♪ 1311 01:03:45,355 --> 01:03:46,588 Go! 1312 01:03:47,825 --> 01:03:49,891 Go! Go! 1313 01:03:51,128 --> 01:03:52,928 ♪ Go for the moon... ♪ 1314 01:03:52,930 --> 01:03:56,932 Left, right. Left, right. Left, right. 1315 01:03:56,934 --> 01:04:01,369 Left, right. Left, right. Left, right... 1316 01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:06,141 ♪ Hey now, you're an all-star Get your game on, go play ♪ 1317 01:04:06,143 --> 01:04:10,445 ♪ Hey now, you're a rock star Get the show on, get paid ♪ 1318 01:04:10,447 --> 01:04:14,149 ♪ And all that glitters Is gold ♪ 1319 01:04:14,151 --> 01:04:18,854 ♪ Only shooting stars Break the mold ♪ 1320 01:04:18,856 --> 01:04:23,358 ♪ And all that glitters Is gold ♪ 1321 01:04:23,360 --> 01:04:25,627 ♪ Only shooting stars ♪ 1322 01:04:25,629 --> 01:04:27,896 ♪ Break the mold ♪ - Dana. 1323 01:04:27,898 --> 01:04:30,432 Welcome. Well, Thursday is the big day. 1324 01:04:31,134 --> 01:04:33,268 Tell you what. 1325 01:04:33,269 --> 01:04:35,403 We got a lot to be thankful for this holiday season, 1326 01:04:35,405 --> 01:04:37,205 especially the Turkey Bowl. 1327 01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:41,610 Now, as tradition... 1328 01:04:41,612 --> 01:04:46,248 it's time to kick our event off by crowning 1329 01:04:46,250 --> 01:04:48,383 the Grand Gobble Marshals. 1330 01:04:51,588 --> 01:04:53,355 May I have the first name, please? 1331 01:05:00,264 --> 01:05:01,997 Jennifer Harrison. 1332 01:05:03,367 --> 01:05:04,599 What? 1333 01:05:05,969 --> 01:05:06,935 What? 1334 01:05:06,937 --> 01:05:08,036 Wow. 1335 01:05:15,545 --> 01:05:17,279 Yeah, baby! 1336 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:19,014 May I have the second name, please? 1337 01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:25,654 Patrick Hodges! 1338 01:05:26,924 --> 01:05:29,224 Oh, no! How did this happen? 1339 01:05:29,226 --> 01:05:31,626 How did this happen? It's a miracle! 1340 01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:33,295 - Oh, God. - You two. 1341 01:05:33,297 --> 01:05:35,230 Those two, those two... 1342 01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:58,987 Hey, who wants candy? 1343 01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:36,391 I read an article about your fiancé. 1344 01:06:36,393 --> 01:06:38,660 - Oh. Was it a good one? - Yeah. 1345 01:06:38,662 --> 01:06:42,230 Yeah, I mean, it talked about the fact that she works 1346 01:06:42,232 --> 01:06:44,566 - with Down Syndrome kids. - She does? 1347 01:06:44,568 --> 01:06:47,435 Oh, right. Yeah, uh, she does. Yep. 1348 01:06:48,705 --> 01:06:50,605 After reading about her, I don't blame you. 1349 01:06:50,607 --> 01:06:54,676 I mean, she's gorgeous. Her family's powerful. 1350 01:06:54,678 --> 01:06:57,045 Of course, she's the one, right? 1351 01:06:57,681 --> 01:07:00,081 Well, yeah. She's gorgeous. 1352 01:07:00,083 --> 01:07:02,250 And she's funny and smart and charming. 1353 01:07:03,286 --> 01:07:04,552 It's everything you want, you know, 1354 01:07:04,554 --> 01:07:06,254 when you're looking for someone. Yeah. 1355 01:07:06,256 --> 01:07:08,656 How come she didn't come back with you? 1356 01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:10,425 For the funeral? 1357 01:07:12,429 --> 01:07:13,595 It's a long story. 1358 01:07:15,065 --> 01:07:16,197 I miss her. 1359 01:07:17,300 --> 01:07:18,300 That's nice. 1360 01:07:18,802 --> 01:07:20,101 Must feel good... 1361 01:07:20,704 --> 01:07:21,803 to miss someone. 1362 01:07:25,342 --> 01:07:26,708 Can I ask you a question? 1363 01:07:26,710 --> 01:07:28,543 - Yeah, of course. - Okay. 1364 01:07:28,545 --> 01:07:29,778 Tell me about this gray area. 1365 01:07:29,780 --> 01:07:33,448 Oh, yeah. I don't know. We've been on and off. 1366 01:07:34,217 --> 01:07:35,216 Currently off. 1367 01:07:35,218 --> 01:07:38,520 But I have to be honest, I've thought about it. 1368 01:07:39,689 --> 01:07:41,089 He treats me well. 1369 01:07:41,091 --> 01:07:42,557 Pays me well. 1370 01:07:43,660 --> 01:07:46,161 Of course, I basically built his company. 1371 01:07:47,597 --> 01:07:50,098 Those obnoxious billboards are actually my idea. 1372 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,766 That was you? 1373 01:07:51,768 --> 01:07:53,408 - Yeah, shouldn't have said that. - Yikes. 1374 01:07:56,106 --> 01:07:57,238 I don't know. 1375 01:07:58,375 --> 01:08:00,208 Something's been holding me back. 1376 01:08:00,210 --> 01:08:02,377 Yeah, maybe the fact that he's an asshole. 1377 01:08:02,379 --> 01:08:03,379 Totally. 1378 01:08:04,381 --> 01:08:06,414 I do get to see another side of him. 1379 01:08:06,416 --> 01:08:10,385 The same way, I'm sure you see other sides of Ashley. 1380 01:08:11,788 --> 01:08:13,488 That's fair. Yeah. 1381 01:08:18,095 --> 01:08:19,594 So what's the date? 1382 01:08:19,596 --> 01:08:20,628 For what? 1383 01:08:21,331 --> 01:08:22,331 Your wedding? 1384 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:25,834 Oh! Um. Yes. So... 1385 01:08:25,836 --> 01:08:28,503 we're not technically engaged... 1386 01:08:28,505 --> 01:08:31,639 yet, so there's no... There's no date or anything yet. 1387 01:08:35,378 --> 01:08:36,344 So, Ronnie. 1388 01:08:36,346 --> 01:08:39,314 You guys are off, but you were on? 1389 01:08:39,883 --> 01:08:41,816 Why were you on? 1390 01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:44,553 Uh... 1391 01:08:47,124 --> 01:08:50,225 There's not a lot to choose from in a small town... 1392 01:08:51,328 --> 01:08:52,660 even with dating apps. 1393 01:08:54,664 --> 01:08:57,165 But process of elimination is never a good reason 1394 01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:58,567 - to settle down with someone. - No. 1395 01:09:02,372 --> 01:09:03,771 I guess I'm old fashioned... 1396 01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:06,602 but I still believe in chemistry... 1397 01:09:09,379 --> 01:09:11,513 being with that person that makes your heart race... 1398 01:09:11,515 --> 01:09:14,282 someone you'll always have a crush on. 1399 01:09:20,590 --> 01:09:22,357 But I better hurry up. 1400 01:09:22,359 --> 01:09:24,425 Especially if I want kids. 1401 01:09:24,427 --> 01:09:26,828 I'm not getting any younger. 1402 01:09:26,830 --> 01:09:27,862 Tell me about it. 1403 01:09:32,302 --> 01:09:33,302 Come on. 1404 01:09:35,839 --> 01:09:38,239 What are you getting me into? 1405 01:09:39,409 --> 01:09:41,176 Man, this place brings back memories. 1406 01:09:43,313 --> 01:09:44,445 Sure does. 1407 01:09:49,619 --> 01:09:50,619 You know... 1408 01:09:52,489 --> 01:09:55,323 I lost my virginity right here where we're standing. 1409 01:09:55,325 --> 01:09:56,791 Yeah, no, I know. I was there. 1410 01:09:57,928 --> 01:10:00,562 - Was that you? - Oh, come on. 1411 01:10:01,631 --> 01:10:03,798 Oh, I'm just messing with you. 1412 01:10:05,268 --> 01:10:06,968 A girl never forgets her first. 1413 01:10:09,306 --> 01:10:10,505 Or any of them really. 1414 01:10:11,474 --> 01:10:12,740 Some I'd love to forget. 1415 01:10:12,742 --> 01:10:14,342 Yeah, sure. I got a couple of those. 1416 01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:21,849 So does Ashley want kids? 1417 01:10:24,754 --> 01:10:25,787 No. 1418 01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:28,489 That's too bad. 1419 01:10:28,491 --> 01:10:31,593 I always thought you'd make a wonderful dad. 1420 01:10:32,862 --> 01:10:33,962 Thanks. 1421 01:10:33,964 --> 01:10:37,865 Oh. Well, I guess that's our cue. 1422 01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:43,571 I just have one more question for you. 1423 01:10:45,408 --> 01:10:46,408 What's up? 1424 01:10:48,545 --> 01:10:49,944 Was Ashley the, uh... 1425 01:10:49,946 --> 01:10:53,381 captain of her high school cheer-leading squad? 1426 01:10:54,884 --> 01:10:57,518 No. She went to an all-girls private school... 1427 01:10:58,521 --> 01:10:59,988 and she hates sports. 1428 01:11:01,825 --> 01:11:02,924 Why? 1429 01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:05,326 Just curious. 1430 01:11:11,768 --> 01:11:13,735 Oh, great. All right. 1431 01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:15,770 - No! - God! 1432 01:11:15,771 --> 01:11:17,804 - Oh, my God! - Oh, no! 1433 01:11:29,953 --> 01:11:33,621 Jesus, Ronnie, you scared the hell out of me, man. 1434 01:11:33,623 --> 01:11:34,623 So... 1435 01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,425 you have been staying in shape. 1436 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:39,927 What the hell do you want? 1437 01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:42,964 Hey. Give that back. Give it back. 1438 01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:44,032 - Mm-hmm. - Give it to me. 1439 01:11:44,034 --> 01:11:45,466 Hey, uh-uh! 1440 01:11:46,603 --> 01:11:48,836 I wonder how your fiancé would feel 1441 01:11:48,838 --> 01:11:51,739 seeing you as Grand Gobble Marshal tonight... 1442 01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:55,476 moving in on my girl. 1443 01:11:55,478 --> 01:11:57,845 She's not your girl right now, Ronnie. 1444 01:11:57,847 --> 01:11:59,781 She's not yours, either. 1445 01:12:02,952 --> 01:12:05,520 And what are you doing with my sister's underwear? 1446 01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:08,723 Wha... Why don't you just ask her? 1447 01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:10,391 You know what? And the fact that you know 1448 01:12:10,393 --> 01:12:12,033 that they're hers is beyond dysfunctional. 1449 01:12:13,997 --> 01:12:15,814 You come into my town 1450 01:12:15,815 --> 01:12:17,632 and think you can just sweep all the girls in my life 1451 01:12:17,634 --> 01:12:18,634 off their feet? 1452 01:12:20,937 --> 01:12:22,337 You make me sick. 1453 01:12:24,407 --> 01:12:25,540 Ronnie... 1454 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,475 - why are you here? - What are you? 1455 01:12:27,477 --> 01:12:30,011 You don't even care about this game. 1456 01:12:32,382 --> 01:12:33,748 Big city hot... 1457 01:12:33,750 --> 01:12:37,919 shit with a famous political fiancé. 1458 01:12:37,921 --> 01:12:39,287 You'll be gone tomorrow night... 1459 01:12:39,288 --> 01:12:40,654 - Oh, my God. - While the rest of the town 1460 01:12:40,657 --> 01:12:42,056 gets to pick up the pieces. 1461 01:12:45,695 --> 01:12:47,128 You're a good QB, Hodges. 1462 01:12:49,466 --> 01:12:50,965 Maybe even better than me. 1463 01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:55,937 Did I say that out loud? 1464 01:12:55,939 --> 01:12:56,939 No. 1465 01:12:57,807 --> 01:12:58,873 Good. 1466 01:13:00,410 --> 01:13:01,876 You can't win this game. 1467 01:13:01,878 --> 01:13:03,911 We have a better team. Always have. 1468 01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:07,815 Put-nam can't survive another loss to Noble. 1469 01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:09,984 - It's "Putnam." - Do you really want to see me 1470 01:13:09,986 --> 01:13:11,853 bulldoze the Badger Hole? 1471 01:13:11,855 --> 01:13:14,489 It'll be the final nail in the coffin for Put-nam. 1472 01:13:15,158 --> 01:13:16,758 A year from now, 1473 01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:19,494 your boys will be begging to work for my crew. 1474 01:13:20,964 --> 01:13:21,964 Now... 1475 01:13:23,633 --> 01:13:24,932 fear not. 1476 01:13:26,603 --> 01:13:27,735 I'm a businessman. 1477 01:13:29,139 --> 01:13:31,472 The only reason we're playing this game... 1478 01:13:32,475 --> 01:13:33,908 is 'cause you came back. 1479 01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:37,011 So here's what I propose. 1480 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:41,917 You... 1481 01:13:43,553 --> 01:13:44,619 fly away. 1482 01:13:49,893 --> 01:13:50,958 And... 1483 01:13:55,598 --> 01:13:56,998 we don't play the game. 1484 01:13:57,000 --> 01:13:59,000 Fat Jack keeps his bar. 1485 01:13:59,002 --> 01:14:01,769 I'll stay on my side of the tracks. 1486 01:14:03,139 --> 01:14:05,440 Put-nam is spared from more humiliation 1487 01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:07,675 and can continue to live in Noble's shadow. 1488 01:14:11,014 --> 01:14:12,046 Yeah. 1489 01:14:15,118 --> 01:14:16,118 Well... 1490 01:14:18,922 --> 01:14:20,922 looks like you've got some decisions to make. 1491 01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:24,625 Your call, QB. 1492 01:14:49,118 --> 01:14:50,118 Oh... 1493 01:14:53,690 --> 01:14:54,690 God. 1494 01:14:58,895 --> 01:15:00,528 And in tracking this upcoming storm, 1495 01:15:00,530 --> 01:15:01,829 it looks like there could be a lot of snow 1496 01:15:01,831 --> 01:15:03,998 dumping on the Midwest in the next few days. 1497 01:15:05,034 --> 01:15:06,100 In other news... 1498 01:15:06,102 --> 01:15:08,536 Senator Sinclair's first skeleton 1499 01:15:08,538 --> 01:15:09,737 has come out of the closet 1500 01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:12,206 in his long race to the White House. 1501 01:15:12,208 --> 01:15:13,608 Could this... 1502 01:15:13,610 --> 01:15:15,627 fascist 1503 01:15:15,628 --> 01:15:17,645 bar-brawling boyfriend of the Senator's daughter 1504 01:15:17,647 --> 01:15:18,846 destroy his campaign? 1505 01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:37,732 Is it game time yet? 1506 01:15:37,734 --> 01:15:39,534 No, Coach. Go back to bed. 1507 01:15:40,169 --> 01:15:41,169 Boop. 1508 01:15:42,238 --> 01:15:44,272 Straight legs and hold! 1509 01:15:44,274 --> 01:15:45,940 - There he is. - Hey, hey! 1510 01:15:45,942 --> 01:15:47,575 Nothing like an early morning jog 1511 01:15:47,577 --> 01:15:49,777 in the crisp Oklahoma air. Am I right? 1512 01:15:51,180 --> 01:15:53,681 Complements of my expense account. 1513 01:15:54,117 --> 01:15:55,117 Oh! 1514 01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:58,185 Yeah! 1515 01:15:58,187 --> 01:16:00,121 - Yeah, baby! - Yes! 1516 01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:02,189 - Whoo! - Yeah! 1517 01:16:02,191 --> 01:16:03,658 All right, guys. Last practice... 1518 01:16:03,660 --> 01:16:04,992 - Yeah. - So let's do this! 1519 01:16:11,301 --> 01:16:12,600 - Fuck this. - Yeah. 1520 01:16:12,602 --> 01:16:13,668 Take him out. 1521 01:16:14,971 --> 01:16:17,271 - Who? Hodges? - Yes. 1522 01:16:19,309 --> 01:16:20,675 Take him where? 1523 01:16:22,011 --> 01:16:23,711 Take him out of the game. 1524 01:16:23,713 --> 01:16:25,780 Run him over. Break his arm. 1525 01:16:25,782 --> 01:16:27,014 - I don't care. - Okay. 1526 01:16:27,016 --> 01:16:29,150 Can't afford to lose this game. 1527 01:16:29,152 --> 01:16:31,352 It'll ruin my rep, my career... 1528 01:16:32,288 --> 01:16:33,721 my slogan. 1529 01:16:33,723 --> 01:16:35,957 Well, yeah. Just trying to say, you know, 1530 01:16:35,959 --> 01:16:37,892 we've all been practicing really hard, and... 1531 01:16:37,894 --> 01:16:40,995 Okay, fine. Fine! Fine. Fine. God! 1532 01:16:42,332 --> 01:16:43,698 I'll do it myself. 1533 01:16:44,767 --> 01:16:46,601 I mean, isn't there another way? 1534 01:16:46,603 --> 01:16:48,769 Your plan seems pretty mean. 1535 01:16:54,277 --> 01:16:55,277 You're fired. 1536 01:16:56,346 --> 01:16:57,878 Ronnie, you can't fire me. 1537 01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:00,281 I have a kid with special needs. 1538 01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:02,683 You'd better add hunger to that list of special needs. 1539 01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:15,630 - Hello! - Hodges! 1540 01:17:15,632 --> 01:17:17,365 - Hey! - What's up? 1541 01:17:17,367 --> 01:17:18,766 Oh, man, this place looks the same. 1542 01:17:18,768 --> 01:17:19,934 - What's going on? - What's up, guys? 1543 01:17:19,936 --> 01:17:21,268 The rental car company tried to ship it 1544 01:17:21,270 --> 01:17:23,804 to its rightful owner, but I intercepted it. 1545 01:17:24,407 --> 01:17:26,407 Oh, shit! Thank you, dude. 1546 01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:29,710 Boys, it's time for our night-before tradition. 1547 01:17:29,712 --> 01:17:31,946 - Yeah! - Buddy... 1548 01:17:31,948 --> 01:17:34,281 - it's good to have you back. - Thanks, buddy. You know what? 1549 01:17:34,283 --> 01:17:36,117 - It's good to be back. - Oh, it's good to be back? 1550 01:17:36,119 --> 01:17:37,952 Yeah, yeah! 1551 01:17:37,954 --> 01:17:40,087 Hodges, your parents still out of town? 1552 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:42,823 Yeah, why? 1553 01:17:53,970 --> 01:17:55,302 Shit. 1554 01:18:00,109 --> 01:18:02,710 Okay. You want to see mean? 1555 01:18:02,712 --> 01:18:05,112 I'll show you mean. 1556 01:18:29,706 --> 01:18:30,971 Taste the heat. 1557 01:18:41,284 --> 01:18:44,318 No. Oh! Oh, shit! 1558 01:18:45,121 --> 01:18:46,287 Oh, shit. 1559 01:18:46,289 --> 01:18:50,057 It wasn't me. It wasn't me. 1560 01:18:51,494 --> 01:18:53,461 Oh! 1561 01:19:02,405 --> 01:19:04,038 Damn it. 1562 01:19:09,779 --> 01:19:10,911 Shit. 1563 01:19:14,951 --> 01:19:16,984 Noble Knights win their fights. 1564 01:19:31,868 --> 01:19:33,901 Let's go Badgers! 1565 01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:36,203 - Yeah! - I got it right this time! 1566 01:19:36,205 --> 01:19:37,271 You did. 1567 01:19:37,272 --> 01:19:38,338 - Oh. Wow. - What time do you guys 1568 01:19:38,341 --> 01:19:39,406 want to be there tomorrow? 1569 01:19:39,408 --> 01:19:41,175 Uh, that depends. 1570 01:19:41,177 --> 01:19:43,544 - On what? - On how hungover we are. 1571 01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:46,297 Why? 1572 01:19:46,298 --> 01:19:48,482 - Because there's a pep rally... - At Hodges' house! 1573 01:19:50,019 --> 01:19:55,856 ♪ I've never had To knock on wood ♪ 1574 01:19:55,858 --> 01:19:58,326 ♪ But I know someone... ♪ 1575 01:19:58,327 --> 01:20:00,795 Guys, just be cool in the house, okay? Careful. Jesus. 1576 01:20:02,799 --> 01:20:04,198 Hey, Coach, how you doing? 1577 01:20:04,200 --> 01:20:07,368 Everything good? Hi. Good to see you. 1578 01:20:07,370 --> 01:20:10,805 All right. Well, holler if you need anything, okay? 1579 01:20:10,807 --> 01:20:12,807 - Shotgun! - Hey, wait, wait, wait, guys. 1580 01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:13,974 Can you please... 1581 01:20:15,411 --> 01:20:17,211 do that outside? 1582 01:20:20,516 --> 01:20:21,982 Hey, where you going? 1583 01:20:21,984 --> 01:20:24,084 - Where you going? - I'm gonna sing. 1584 01:20:30,927 --> 01:20:32,293 God damn it, Ronnie. 1585 01:20:32,295 --> 01:20:35,296 Same blood, different body. 1586 01:20:35,298 --> 01:20:37,364 Oh, shit, Brandy. Come on. 1587 01:20:37,366 --> 01:20:39,133 I am so jealous. 1588 01:20:39,135 --> 01:20:41,869 Looks like you got some decisions to make. 1589 01:20:41,871 --> 01:20:43,838 Brandy, take that off. 1590 01:20:45,374 --> 01:20:46,407 Okay. 1591 01:20:46,409 --> 01:20:48,576 No... no... I meant the ring. 1592 01:20:48,578 --> 01:20:50,344 You can't just get naked without my consent. 1593 01:20:50,346 --> 01:20:51,979 It's like a... That's like a thing. 1594 01:20:51,981 --> 01:20:53,447 Can you just give me the ring, please? 1595 01:20:53,449 --> 01:20:55,516 Well, you gonna have to come get it. 1596 01:20:56,452 --> 01:20:57,518 Oh, God. 1597 01:21:00,590 --> 01:21:03,157 Stop undressing me with your eyes. 1598 01:21:06,362 --> 01:21:07,595 Eighty-eight? 1599 01:21:07,597 --> 01:21:09,864 I mean, I couldn't wear just one. 1600 01:21:09,866 --> 01:21:11,031 That would be trashy. 1601 01:21:11,033 --> 01:21:13,067 Damn it. Brandy, just give me the... Shit. 1602 01:21:13,069 --> 01:21:15,402 I have waited for this moment... 1603 01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:16,604 - Just... - for years. 1604 01:21:16,606 --> 01:21:18,472 It's stuck. I can't... 1605 01:21:18,474 --> 01:21:19,506 - pull it. - Harder. 1606 01:21:19,508 --> 01:21:21,458 - Ow! - Harder. 1607 01:21:21,459 --> 01:21:23,409 - Just... - Take me you dirty bird, you! 1608 01:21:23,412 --> 01:21:25,045 Shit. 1609 01:21:25,047 --> 01:21:27,248 Just stay still and relax. I'll do it myself! 1610 01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:28,582 Hodges? 1611 01:21:28,584 --> 01:21:30,918 - Oh, my God. - Woah! 1612 01:21:30,920 --> 01:21:32,353 Hey, Jen. 1613 01:21:32,355 --> 01:21:33,921 You ever heard of knocking, bitch? 1614 01:21:33,923 --> 01:21:35,322 This is not what you think it is. 1615 01:21:35,324 --> 01:21:37,391 - Yes, it is. - It's okay. I don't care. 1616 01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:39,360 - It's okay. She doesn't care. - No... 1617 01:21:39,362 --> 01:21:41,195 I just came by to say have a good game tomorrow. 1618 01:21:41,197 --> 01:21:43,197 - Thank you, Jen. - No, no, no, get off. 1619 01:21:43,199 --> 01:21:44,899 - No, no... - Jen. 1620 01:21:44,901 --> 01:21:46,033 Pitter Pat. 1621 01:21:46,636 --> 01:21:49,536 Jen. Wait. Jen, wait! 1622 01:21:49,538 --> 01:21:51,338 Whatever. It's okay. I don't care. 1623 01:21:51,340 --> 01:21:52,940 No. I can explain. 1624 01:21:52,942 --> 01:21:54,508 Nothing happened. I swear to God. 1625 01:21:54,510 --> 01:21:55,643 Right. Yeah. 1626 01:21:55,645 --> 01:21:57,945 Just like Lake Dirtybird. 1627 01:21:59,282 --> 01:22:01,615 Whatever. It... I don't even know why I'm upset. 1628 01:22:01,617 --> 01:22:03,951 We're not even... It doesn't matter. 1629 01:22:03,953 --> 01:22:05,686 Look, it does matter... 1630 01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:07,388 'cause... 1631 01:22:07,390 --> 01:22:09,590 goddamn it, this town... 1632 01:22:09,592 --> 01:22:11,558 just fucking brings out the worst in me. 1633 01:22:11,560 --> 01:22:14,595 What am I even doing? I should be in a cabin in Vail 1634 01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:16,463 sipping hot toddies with my fiancé 1635 01:22:16,465 --> 01:22:18,933 and the future president, but no, uh. Here I am, 1636 01:22:18,935 --> 01:22:20,668 running around like I'm fucking bonkers. 1637 01:22:20,670 --> 01:22:22,937 Ashley is not here with me 1638 01:22:22,939 --> 01:22:25,139 because, well, one, she hates it here, 1639 01:22:25,141 --> 01:22:27,692 and I don't blame her. 1640 01:22:27,693 --> 01:22:30,244 And two, because I lied to her about Mitchell's death. 1641 01:22:30,246 --> 01:22:32,079 I did. She has no idea 1642 01:22:32,081 --> 01:22:33,414 that I threw Ronnie through a window, 1643 01:22:33,416 --> 01:22:35,249 got arrested. And for my sentence, 1644 01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:37,685 I am stuck here finishing the '99 Turkey Bowl 1645 01:22:37,687 --> 01:22:40,254 with a bunch of fat drunks. And the worst part, 1646 01:22:40,256 --> 01:22:42,189 I'm upstairs rolling around with escort Barbie, 1647 01:22:42,191 --> 01:22:44,091 chasing my ex-high school girlfriend 1648 01:22:44,093 --> 01:22:46,127 across my parents' lawn, 1649 01:22:46,128 --> 01:22:48,162 trying to explain to her that I'm not cheating on her 1650 01:22:48,164 --> 01:22:51,398 because I may still kind of be in love with her. 1651 01:22:52,668 --> 01:22:54,201 Aww. 1652 01:22:54,203 --> 01:22:55,402 - I called that, babe. - You did, babe. 1653 01:22:55,404 --> 01:22:56,403 - I called it. - You did good. 1654 01:22:56,405 --> 01:22:58,005 Oh, my God! 1655 01:22:58,006 --> 01:22:59,606 See, this is exactly why I've been avoiding 1656 01:22:59,608 --> 01:23:01,375 this place for the last 15 years. 1657 01:23:01,377 --> 01:23:03,544 It's fucking high school all over again. 1658 01:23:05,715 --> 01:23:07,147 You just left... 1659 01:23:08,384 --> 01:23:09,984 without even saying goodbye. 1660 01:23:11,420 --> 01:23:13,554 I called you, like, a hundred times. 1661 01:23:13,556 --> 01:23:15,022 Well, we were fighting. 1662 01:23:15,024 --> 01:23:17,358 You didn't... You didn't answer. 1663 01:23:17,360 --> 01:23:18,592 Well, just 'cause I wasn't talking to you 1664 01:23:18,594 --> 01:23:20,527 didn't mean that it was over between us. 1665 01:23:21,630 --> 01:23:23,297 How was I supposed to know that? 1666 01:23:25,368 --> 01:23:27,668 No, you don't just leave the ones you love. 1667 01:23:30,439 --> 01:23:32,239 Well, hey, now... Now you're doing it. 1668 01:23:34,010 --> 01:23:36,176 - Have a good game, Hodges. - Well, what? 1669 01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:39,346 Jen, hey. Come on, we could... 1670 01:23:41,217 --> 01:23:42,416 Fuck. 1671 01:23:45,321 --> 01:23:47,221 Glenn. 1672 01:23:47,222 --> 01:23:49,122 No, no, no. Hey, this is totally out of context, okay? 1673 01:23:49,125 --> 01:23:50,624 Glenn, you don't understand, man. 1674 01:23:51,794 --> 01:23:54,528 Are you coming back to bed, Hodges? 1675 01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:56,363 Fuck! Wait, wait, wait! 1676 01:23:56,365 --> 01:23:58,766 Hey! Fuck! Just... 1677 01:23:58,768 --> 01:24:00,034 - Hey, dude? - What? 1678 01:24:00,036 --> 01:24:01,435 There's some people here to see you. 1679 01:24:01,437 --> 01:24:03,237 Who the fuck is it now? 1680 01:24:03,239 --> 01:24:04,505 Your fucking parents. 1681 01:24:06,776 --> 01:24:08,509 Mom. Dad. Hey. 1682 01:24:08,511 --> 01:24:11,078 Back early, huh? How was the... 1683 01:24:11,080 --> 01:24:13,680 - gout? - Judge Tibbins called. 1684 01:24:14,683 --> 01:24:16,116 He thought you and the boys 1685 01:24:16,118 --> 01:24:17,651 might be resting for the big game, 1686 01:24:17,653 --> 01:24:21,321 and I specifically asked for no funny business. 1687 01:24:21,323 --> 01:24:24,124 Yeah. No, just a couple of close friends hanging. 1688 01:24:24,126 --> 01:24:25,426 - Heads up! - Hey. 1689 01:24:31,133 --> 01:24:32,800 I'm disappointed in you, Son. 1690 01:24:32,802 --> 01:24:34,301 This is no way for a... 1691 01:24:34,303 --> 01:24:36,837 Grand Gobble Marshal to behave. 1692 01:24:38,107 --> 01:24:39,573 Please ask your friends to leave. 1693 01:24:39,575 --> 01:24:41,608 Call me later, alligator. 1694 01:24:41,610 --> 01:24:45,079 I want you to go to your room, Patrick Hodges. 1695 01:24:45,081 --> 01:24:46,313 Think about what you've done. 1696 01:24:46,315 --> 01:24:47,781 You are grounded. 1697 01:24:47,783 --> 01:24:50,617 - What? - You heard your mother. 1698 01:24:51,787 --> 01:24:54,822 Oh, come on! God, this is so stupid. 1699 01:24:55,458 --> 01:24:57,124 Son of a bitch! 1700 01:25:08,804 --> 01:25:10,370 What the fuck am I doing here? 1701 01:25:18,414 --> 01:25:19,780 Ah, damn it, Fish? 1702 01:25:26,489 --> 01:25:27,489 Hey, man. 1703 01:25:28,724 --> 01:25:30,624 I had a feeling you might bail... 1704 01:25:30,626 --> 01:25:32,409 again. 1705 01:25:32,410 --> 01:25:34,193 Look, bro, you're the one that brought me back here, okay? 1706 01:25:34,196 --> 01:25:35,362 I didn't want to come. 1707 01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:37,431 - Couldn't you get the hint? - Yeah, I got the hint. 1708 01:25:37,433 --> 01:25:38,632 I chose to ignore it. 1709 01:25:40,803 --> 01:25:42,603 When'd you start thinking you were better than us? 1710 01:25:42,605 --> 01:25:45,506 Jen was right. You... you just left. 1711 01:25:45,508 --> 01:25:47,574 No goodbye. No nothing. 1712 01:25:47,576 --> 01:25:49,476 Well, I don't know, okay? I... 1713 01:25:49,478 --> 01:25:51,411 Maybe it's just too much pressure... 1714 01:25:51,413 --> 01:25:52,813 or something. I don't know. Maybe... 1715 01:25:53,782 --> 01:25:55,215 I just didn't want to be that guy. 1716 01:25:56,252 --> 01:25:57,918 - What guy? - That loser QB 1717 01:25:57,920 --> 01:25:59,786 who... who stays in his hometown, 1718 01:25:59,788 --> 01:26:02,556 you know, always talks about the game that almost was, 1719 01:26:02,558 --> 01:26:05,159 you know, gets a beer belly, never amounts to anything. 1720 01:26:05,161 --> 01:26:06,441 I just didn't want to be like... 1721 01:26:08,397 --> 01:26:09,496 Like me? 1722 01:26:12,801 --> 01:26:14,568 Look, I might not be a made-man. 1723 01:26:14,570 --> 01:26:17,638 I might not be rich and have a fancy job, but I like my life. 1724 01:26:17,640 --> 01:26:20,340 Do you know why I put this whole thing together? 1725 01:26:21,477 --> 01:26:22,587 The game doesn't matter. 1726 01:26:22,588 --> 01:26:23,698 I just wanted to hang out with you. 1727 01:26:23,699 --> 01:26:24,809 I wanted you to throw me the ball again. 1728 01:26:24,813 --> 01:26:26,380 I fucking missed you. 1729 01:26:26,382 --> 01:26:28,682 - Come on, man. I missed you too. - No, you didn't. 1730 01:26:31,453 --> 01:26:32,819 What happened to us? We used to be inseparable. 1731 01:26:32,821 --> 01:26:34,254 Then you just left. 1732 01:26:34,256 --> 01:26:36,490 You didn't call. You didn't write. 1733 01:26:36,492 --> 01:26:38,292 You didn't make any effort at all. 1734 01:26:38,294 --> 01:26:39,814 I know you're not my girlfriend, but... 1735 01:26:40,462 --> 01:26:41,695 you fucking broke my heart. 1736 01:26:44,567 --> 01:26:45,699 You were gonna get married, 1737 01:26:45,700 --> 01:26:46,832 and you weren't even gonna tell me. 1738 01:26:46,835 --> 01:26:48,752 What's wrong with you? 1739 01:26:48,753 --> 01:26:50,670 What's wrong with me? You're not even my friend. 1740 01:26:50,673 --> 01:26:52,873 I had to fake my death for you to come back. 1741 01:26:55,211 --> 01:26:56,376 You know what? Just... 1742 01:26:56,378 --> 01:26:59,313 It was a joke, but act like it was real. 1743 01:26:59,315 --> 01:27:01,882 Consider me dead. Have a nice life. 1744 01:27:01,884 --> 01:27:04,284 - Mitchell, come on. - Fuck off. 1745 01:27:23,606 --> 01:27:24,905 Is it game time yet? 1746 01:27:26,408 --> 01:27:27,541 Yes, Coach. 1747 01:27:28,744 --> 01:27:29,876 It's game time. 1748 01:27:38,287 --> 01:27:40,721 Hey, it's Ashley. Just do your thing at the beep. 1749 01:27:41,957 --> 01:27:43,991 Hey, babe. Uh, left you a couple voicemails, 1750 01:27:43,993 --> 01:27:46,526 and you know, no one's picking up on the cabin phone, 1751 01:27:46,528 --> 01:27:47,527 but, um... 1752 01:27:47,529 --> 01:27:49,529 I'm heading out to see you. 1753 01:27:49,531 --> 01:27:50,531 Yay! 1754 01:27:51,734 --> 01:27:53,800 I don't know if you talked to Glenn, 1755 01:27:53,802 --> 01:27:55,636 but, uh... Hey, call me if you get this, okay? 1756 01:27:56,305 --> 01:27:57,305 All right. 1757 01:28:26,902 --> 01:28:28,635 I'd rather be dead than red! 1758 01:28:28,637 --> 01:28:30,404 I'd rather be dead than red! 1759 01:28:30,406 --> 01:28:33,573 I'd rather be dead than red! I'd rather be dead than red! 1760 01:28:33,575 --> 01:28:35,342 I'd rather be dead than red! 1761 01:28:35,344 --> 01:28:36,910 Oh, God. What are we gonna do? 1762 01:28:36,912 --> 01:28:38,779 Honestly, I don't... 1763 01:28:38,781 --> 01:28:40,914 than red! I'd rather be dead than red! 1764 01:28:40,916 --> 01:28:43,350 Shit, what are we gonna... 1765 01:28:43,352 --> 01:28:45,319 than red! I'd rather be dead than red! 1766 01:28:45,321 --> 01:28:47,087 - Let's do this, boys! - You shut your damn... 1767 01:28:47,089 --> 01:28:51,658 - Shut the... - Guys! Everybody calm down! 1768 01:28:51,660 --> 01:28:53,560 We can't win this without Hodges. 1769 01:28:53,562 --> 01:28:55,862 - Fuckin' A, we can! - W... what are we gonna do? 1770 01:28:57,499 --> 01:28:59,399 I'll play QB. We'll stick to the run. 1771 01:28:59,401 --> 01:29:00,667 No passing. We can do it. 1772 01:29:00,669 --> 01:29:02,602 I can't believe this, after everything we did 1773 01:29:02,604 --> 01:29:03,970 to get him back here and make him feel welcome. 1774 01:29:03,972 --> 01:29:05,839 Guys, we have a game to play. 1775 01:29:05,841 --> 01:29:07,741 Any minute Coach will show up, 1776 01:29:07,742 --> 01:29:10,142 he'll give us his famous speech, and everything will be fine. 1777 01:29:12,381 --> 01:29:13,747 Coach is missing. 1778 01:29:13,749 --> 01:29:16,116 Goddamn it! 1779 01:29:17,686 --> 01:29:18,752 Did you check the field? 1780 01:29:18,754 --> 01:29:20,554 Stadium, stat. Let's go. 1781 01:29:21,590 --> 01:29:22,923 Get in the van! 1782 01:29:25,427 --> 01:29:26,693 Come on. 1783 01:29:28,764 --> 01:29:30,130 Hope Coach wasn't around here. 1784 01:29:36,705 --> 01:29:38,972 No human remains. So, uh, we're good. 1785 01:29:40,109 --> 01:29:42,909 Sorry. We, uh, did all we could, boys. 1786 01:29:42,911 --> 01:29:44,077 Do you know what caused it? 1787 01:29:44,079 --> 01:29:47,781 It's more like "who caused it". We're looking for leads. 1788 01:29:48,951 --> 01:29:50,751 I think your leads just got here. 1789 01:29:54,423 --> 01:29:55,989 Well, well, well. 1790 01:29:55,991 --> 01:29:57,023 Oh, my God. 1791 01:29:57,926 --> 01:29:59,760 That's so much damage. 1792 01:29:59,762 --> 01:30:01,795 - You motherfucker! - Hey! 1793 01:30:09,905 --> 01:30:12,439 What the hell is going on here? 1794 01:30:12,441 --> 01:30:14,808 Ronnie Best burned down the field! 1795 01:30:14,810 --> 01:30:16,176 Bullshit. Did not. 1796 01:30:16,178 --> 01:30:18,578 Yes, you did, and you know it! 1797 01:30:19,748 --> 01:30:21,181 Prove it. 1798 01:30:21,183 --> 01:30:23,183 Oh, yeah, I'm gonna prove it! 1799 01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:25,185 Just settle down. 1800 01:30:27,990 --> 01:30:29,656 Yes, this is a tragedy. 1801 01:30:29,658 --> 01:30:32,058 However, we've got some decisions to make. 1802 01:30:32,060 --> 01:30:34,561 I want a word with the team captains. 1803 01:30:35,531 --> 01:30:37,697 Hodges, Best, step up. 1804 01:30:38,767 --> 01:30:40,500 Hodges left. I'm captain now. 1805 01:30:40,502 --> 01:30:42,569 - Hodges left? - Yeah. 1806 01:30:43,605 --> 01:30:44,838 That's disappointing. 1807 01:30:44,840 --> 01:30:46,640 Hodges skipped town, huh? 1808 01:30:46,642 --> 01:30:49,576 What a surprise. 1809 01:30:50,746 --> 01:30:52,846 So no equipment, no stadium, 1810 01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:55,148 - no quarterback? - No coach. 1811 01:30:58,220 --> 01:31:00,086 Looks like the writing's on the wall. 1812 01:31:01,190 --> 01:31:02,923 Put-nam High is gonna have to forfeit. 1813 01:31:02,925 --> 01:31:04,057 It's Putnam. 1814 01:31:06,695 --> 01:31:07,961 Noble High wins! 1815 01:31:07,963 --> 01:31:10,197 Yeah! 1816 01:31:10,199 --> 01:31:13,767 - Does Putnam High forfeit? - Hell no, we don't! 1817 01:31:13,769 --> 01:31:15,702 - Hell no! - Okay. 1818 01:31:16,705 --> 01:31:18,939 There's no equipment for Putnam High. 1819 01:31:18,941 --> 01:31:20,173 We'll play without pads. 1820 01:31:20,175 --> 01:31:22,576 Yeah! 1821 01:31:22,578 --> 01:31:24,544 Will Noble High play without equipment? 1822 01:31:26,515 --> 01:31:27,914 - Hell yeah, we will! - Fuck yeah! 1823 01:31:27,916 --> 01:31:30,116 - Yeah! - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1824 01:31:30,118 --> 01:31:33,119 Whoa, whoa, whoa. It looks like, uh, Connie Best here, 1825 01:31:33,121 --> 01:31:34,788 looks like she's backing down. 1826 01:31:34,790 --> 01:31:36,790 - Huh? Ooh. Ooh. - Aww. 1827 01:31:36,792 --> 01:31:39,059 Fuck, no, I'm not backing down. Let's go. 1828 01:31:39,061 --> 01:31:41,127 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1829 01:31:41,129 --> 01:31:43,029 All right. All right. All right. 1830 01:31:43,966 --> 01:31:45,832 Now all we need is a home field. 1831 01:31:47,803 --> 01:31:49,035 Right. 1832 01:31:54,042 --> 01:31:56,243 - Hello, Mrs. Vogel. - Hello, Mitchell. 1833 01:31:56,245 --> 01:31:57,878 Did I forget to pay you this month? 1834 01:31:57,880 --> 01:31:59,112 No, ma'am, I was just wondering 1835 01:31:59,114 --> 01:32:01,114 if we could play a football game on your lawn. 1836 01:32:01,116 --> 01:32:02,549 - Of course. I don't mind. - Okay. 1837 01:32:02,551 --> 01:32:06,586 Well, there's just a few more people than usual. 1838 01:32:06,588 --> 01:32:09,556 Oh? How many more people are we talking about here? 1839 01:32:09,558 --> 01:32:10,558 Uh... 1840 01:32:14,563 --> 01:32:15,563 I see. 1841 01:32:16,265 --> 01:32:18,698 Well, just watch the plants. 1842 01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:19,700 Okay. 1843 01:32:29,578 --> 01:32:31,044 Thank you. 1844 01:32:42,958 --> 01:32:44,057 Oh, no. 1845 01:32:46,128 --> 01:32:47,761 No, no, no, no, no. 1846 01:32:51,733 --> 01:32:52,799 Yes. 1847 01:33:14,356 --> 01:33:18,992 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1848 01:33:18,994 --> 01:33:21,761 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 1849 01:33:21,763 --> 01:33:28,902 ♪ All I can say is that my life Is pretty plain ♪ 1850 01:33:28,904 --> 01:33:34,641 ♪ I like watching the puddles Gather rain ♪ 1851 01:33:34,643 --> 01:33:41,348 ♪ And all I can do Is just pour some tea for two ♪ 1852 01:33:41,350 --> 01:33:46,953 ♪ And speak my point of view But it's not sane ♪ 1853 01:33:47,856 --> 01:33:49,322 ♪ It's not sane... ♪ 1854 01:34:30,666 --> 01:34:32,766 Noble Knights win their fights! 1855 01:34:32,768 --> 01:34:36,770 All right, I want a good, clean, hard-hitting game of football. 1856 01:34:36,772 --> 01:34:39,906 Judge Walters from Noble is our guest official. 1857 01:34:39,908 --> 01:34:40,908 Let's make him welcome. 1858 01:34:41,843 --> 01:34:43,076 Yeah. Yeah! 1859 01:34:43,078 --> 01:34:45,779 Now, we'll start the game from where it ended, 1860 01:34:45,781 --> 01:34:47,414 at the top of the third quarter. 1861 01:34:47,416 --> 01:34:48,782 Seven to seven... 1862 01:34:48,784 --> 01:34:50,283 - Yeah. - Putnam has possession 1863 01:34:50,285 --> 01:34:52,719 on Noble's 30-yard line. 1864 01:34:52,721 --> 01:34:54,054 The word is there's a storm 1865 01:34:54,056 --> 01:34:56,389 headed this way, so let's get this thing started. 1866 01:34:57,192 --> 01:34:58,324 First down. 1867 01:35:01,163 --> 01:35:05,231 Let's go. We got this. Cover two, you flank wide. 1868 01:35:05,233 --> 01:35:07,200 You... Wait, didn't I fire you? 1869 01:35:08,870 --> 01:35:10,270 All right, boys, here we go. 1870 01:35:10,272 --> 01:35:12,472 - We only got ten guys. - Damn it, Jack, not now. 1871 01:35:12,474 --> 01:35:13,740 We need to show these bitches 1872 01:35:13,742 --> 01:35:15,075 who we are right out of the gate. 1873 01:35:15,077 --> 01:35:17,010 Twenty-seven quick pitch to Sonny D. 1874 01:35:17,012 --> 01:35:19,879 Line, block. Sonny, run like a motherfucker. 1875 01:35:19,881 --> 01:35:22,182 - You got it. - On two. On two. 1876 01:35:22,184 --> 01:35:24,150 - Ready! - Break! 1877 01:35:28,023 --> 01:35:30,390 Woof, woof-woof, woof, woof. 1878 01:35:30,392 --> 01:35:35,195 - Yeah. Yeah. - Down! 1879 01:35:36,765 --> 01:35:39,466 Set! 1880 01:35:44,206 --> 01:35:45,805 Blue 22. 1881 01:35:45,807 --> 01:35:48,508 - Number two. - Blue 22. 1882 01:35:49,277 --> 01:35:50,443 Blue 22. 1883 01:35:50,445 --> 01:35:51,911 Hut! 1884 01:35:51,913 --> 01:35:52,913 Hike! 1885 01:36:08,997 --> 01:36:10,263 Oh-oh! 1886 01:36:15,003 --> 01:36:17,270 Ron-defeated! Whoo! 1887 01:36:18,406 --> 01:36:20,440 Hell no, Ronnie! I'm gonna beat your ass! 1888 01:36:20,442 --> 01:36:22,275 - No, no, no. - I swear to God! 1889 01:36:23,445 --> 01:36:24,878 That hurt. 1890 01:36:24,880 --> 01:36:26,446 Come on. Come on. 1891 01:36:26,448 --> 01:36:29,215 Now, that's what I'm talking about. 1892 01:36:29,217 --> 01:36:31,384 Line it up, boys. Let's do this all day. 1893 01:36:31,386 --> 01:36:34,020 Okay, guys. We learned something there. 1894 01:36:34,022 --> 01:36:35,321 That we're gonna get our asses kicked? 1895 01:36:35,323 --> 01:36:37,123 No. That we need to pass the ball. 1896 01:36:37,125 --> 01:36:38,491 How? We don't have Hodges. 1897 01:36:38,493 --> 01:36:40,293 I'll get you the ball. Just get open. 1898 01:36:40,295 --> 01:36:41,561 Anyone. Anyone get open. 1899 01:36:41,563 --> 01:36:45,165 Come on, guys. It's been one fucking play. 1900 01:36:45,167 --> 01:36:46,533 The universe is giving us a chance 1901 01:36:46,535 --> 01:36:48,719 to finish the game we never did. 1902 01:36:48,720 --> 01:36:50,904 We're playing the Turkey Bowl again. Be thankful for that. 1903 01:36:50,906 --> 01:36:54,407 Stop acting like we're cursed. Come on. Let's do this. 1904 01:36:54,409 --> 01:36:55,975 Let's do this. 1905 01:36:55,977 --> 01:36:58,444 Cherokee, Sonny, just go long. 1906 01:36:58,446 --> 01:36:59,879 On one? Yeah? 1907 01:37:01,082 --> 01:37:02,315 Okay. Ready? 1908 01:37:02,317 --> 01:37:03,983 - Whatever. - Break. 1909 01:37:09,291 --> 01:37:11,157 - Down! - Let's go! 1910 01:37:11,159 --> 01:37:12,876 Set! 1911 01:37:12,877 --> 01:37:14,594 Blitzkrieg turkey bacon on three. Turkey bacon! 1912 01:37:14,596 --> 01:37:15,829 Hut! 1913 01:37:26,541 --> 01:37:30,443 Go. Go. Come on, cover me. Go. Go. 1914 01:37:37,919 --> 01:37:39,619 Yeah! 1915 01:37:43,058 --> 01:37:44,090 Thanks a lot, Hodges. 1916 01:37:45,427 --> 01:37:48,161 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about, boys. 1917 01:37:48,163 --> 01:37:49,429 - Boo! - No way! 1918 01:37:53,902 --> 01:37:55,085 - Set! - Yo, watch 1919 01:37:55,086 --> 01:37:56,606 - the spread! Watch the spread! - Hike! 1920 01:38:06,514 --> 01:38:08,548 Cover. Cover outside. 1921 01:38:08,550 --> 01:38:09,983 Hut. 1922 01:38:27,602 --> 01:38:29,269 Set. Hut! 1923 01:38:38,246 --> 01:38:39,379 Hut. 1924 01:38:55,563 --> 01:38:56,930 Whoo! 1925 01:38:56,932 --> 01:38:59,265 - Yeah! - Hike! 1926 01:39:05,440 --> 01:39:06,506 Hike! 1927 01:39:11,246 --> 01:39:12,312 Hut! 1928 01:39:29,998 --> 01:39:31,631 Okay, guys, 21-7. 1929 01:39:31,633 --> 01:39:34,400 Fourth quarter. How's everybody doing? 1930 01:39:34,402 --> 01:39:37,136 Pupils are dilated. Super dizzy. 1931 01:39:37,138 --> 01:39:39,372 They're like 20 dudes deep on the bench, man. 1932 01:39:39,374 --> 01:39:40,740 My knee hurts. 1933 01:39:40,742 --> 01:39:42,041 My back hurts. 1934 01:39:42,610 --> 01:39:44,844 My feelings hurt. 1935 01:39:44,845 --> 01:39:47,079 Will you guys stop complaining? I'm sick of motivating you. 1936 01:39:47,082 --> 01:39:48,181 I'm out of speeches. 1937 01:39:48,750 --> 01:39:50,350 I'm tired, too. 1938 01:39:53,154 --> 01:39:54,487 Who wants a hot dog? 1939 01:39:55,290 --> 01:39:56,356 Okay. 1940 01:39:58,093 --> 01:40:01,027 Fourth quarter! Putnam has possession. 1941 01:40:06,101 --> 01:40:07,600 How are we gonna pull this one off? 1942 01:40:13,608 --> 01:40:15,375 - Hodges. - Fuck that guy. 1943 01:40:15,377 --> 01:40:16,609 No. Look. 1944 01:40:19,414 --> 01:40:20,680 What are you doing here? 1945 01:40:20,682 --> 01:40:22,682 - Did your flight get cancelled? - Nope. 1946 01:40:22,684 --> 01:40:24,764 I brought you guys something I thought you could use. 1947 01:40:25,220 --> 01:40:27,186 It's game time, boys! 1948 01:40:28,556 --> 01:40:33,159 Ledbetter, Fat Jack, Sonny D. Wing T formation. 1949 01:40:33,161 --> 01:40:35,428 Waggle offense. Get out there! 1950 01:40:36,031 --> 01:40:37,096 Yeah! 1951 01:40:39,367 --> 01:40:41,467 Found him wandering down 77. 1952 01:40:41,469 --> 01:40:42,502 Thanks. 1953 01:40:42,504 --> 01:40:45,671 Hey, uh. Well, I know I'm not your girlfriend, 1954 01:40:45,673 --> 01:40:47,540 but I'm sorry for breaking your heart, 1955 01:40:47,542 --> 01:40:49,509 and I hope to be your friend again. 1956 01:40:50,745 --> 01:40:52,678 Help us win this game, I'll think about it. 1957 01:40:54,115 --> 01:40:55,548 Let's go, Putnam. 1958 01:40:58,286 --> 01:41:02,455 Oh, no. Uh-uh! Uh-uh. 1959 01:41:02,457 --> 01:41:04,323 He's late. He can't play. 1960 01:41:04,325 --> 01:41:06,292 There's nothing in the rulebook about tardiness. 1961 01:41:06,294 --> 01:41:07,560 Let's play football. 1962 01:41:08,563 --> 01:41:11,230 - All right, let's fucking do it. - Hey, hold up. 1963 01:41:11,232 --> 01:41:13,466 Let me put this where it belongs. 1964 01:41:16,304 --> 01:41:17,437 Hey, hey, hey. 1965 01:41:17,439 --> 01:41:18,439 What? 1966 01:41:21,209 --> 01:41:23,376 Not too smart for a city boy. 1967 01:41:23,378 --> 01:41:24,844 Now let's play some football! 1968 01:41:24,846 --> 01:41:26,279 Yeah! 1969 01:41:26,281 --> 01:41:28,181 Go, Hodges! 1970 01:41:30,752 --> 01:41:32,385 All right, gentlemen. 1971 01:41:32,387 --> 01:41:35,254 Fourth quarter, down by 14, backs against the wall. 1972 01:41:35,256 --> 01:41:37,790 Deja vu, right? 1973 01:41:37,791 --> 01:41:40,325 All right, we got one option and one option only. To win. 1974 01:41:40,328 --> 01:41:42,195 Let's do this for the Badger Hole. 1975 01:41:42,197 --> 01:41:43,663 Let's do this for our town. 1976 01:41:43,665 --> 01:41:45,698 All right, they're gonna be blitzing. 1977 01:41:45,700 --> 01:41:47,400 Six-two fire on one. Ready. 1978 01:41:47,402 --> 01:41:48,902 Break. 1979 01:41:48,903 --> 01:41:50,403 Let's go Badgers! Let's go! 1980 01:41:50,405 --> 01:41:52,772 Let's go Badgers! Let's go! 1981 01:41:53,741 --> 01:41:56,642 Let's go Badgers! 1982 01:41:56,644 --> 01:41:57,710 Down! 1983 01:41:58,413 --> 01:41:59,413 Set! 1984 01:41:59,747 --> 01:42:01,380 Hike! 1985 01:42:14,896 --> 01:42:18,831 Down! Set! Hike! 1986 01:42:28,776 --> 01:42:31,844 Down! Set! Hike! 1987 01:42:41,156 --> 01:42:42,688 Yeah! 1988 01:42:42,690 --> 01:42:44,557 Yeah! 1989 01:42:48,229 --> 01:42:49,495 Yeah! 1990 01:42:54,736 --> 01:42:56,869 Down. Set. Hut! 1991 01:43:11,653 --> 01:43:12,653 Whoo! 1992 01:43:18,793 --> 01:43:20,660 Set. Hut! 1993 01:43:22,931 --> 01:43:24,931 Oh, my God! 1994 01:43:28,536 --> 01:43:31,704 Fuck you, man! Fuck you! 1995 01:43:31,706 --> 01:43:34,707 Ref, you're fucking blind! 1996 01:43:40,515 --> 01:43:41,781 Set. Hut. 1997 01:43:59,634 --> 01:44:00,900 Oh! 1998 01:44:21,522 --> 01:44:22,822 All right. Going for two. 1999 01:44:22,824 --> 01:44:25,458 You sure you don't want to kick it and tie the game? 2000 01:44:25,460 --> 01:44:27,026 No. We didn't come all this way to play it safe. 2001 01:44:27,028 --> 01:44:29,028 Nothing but victory. Peeky bowl on two. 2002 01:44:29,030 --> 01:44:30,463 - Ready. - Break. 2003 01:44:34,869 --> 01:44:35,869 Down. 2004 01:44:37,639 --> 01:44:39,405 Set. Hike! 2005 01:44:46,047 --> 01:44:48,981 Yeah! I'm Ron-defeated! 2006 01:44:52,287 --> 01:44:53,552 Oh, shit. 2007 01:44:53,554 --> 01:44:55,588 That's what I'm talking about, baby. 2008 01:45:02,997 --> 01:45:05,298 Nickelback on two. Ready. Break. 2009 01:45:05,300 --> 01:45:07,016 All right, guys. Let's go. 2010 01:45:07,017 --> 01:45:08,733 Ain't over 'till it's over, huh? Let's do this. 2011 01:45:08,736 --> 01:45:10,703 Boss, shouldn't we just take a knee? 2012 01:45:10,705 --> 01:45:12,905 And run the clock out? Fuck no. 2013 01:45:12,907 --> 01:45:15,574 We put the nail in the coffin. 2014 01:45:15,576 --> 01:45:18,944 I want more points on the board. Get the fuck out of my face. 2015 01:45:23,384 --> 01:45:24,384 Down. 2016 01:45:24,986 --> 01:45:26,819 Set. Hut, hut! 2017 01:45:32,894 --> 01:45:34,927 - Yeah! - Go! Go! Go! 2018 01:45:34,929 --> 01:45:37,029 - Yeah! Yeah! - Go! 2019 01:45:37,031 --> 01:45:38,664 Yeah! 2020 01:45:38,666 --> 01:45:40,766 Oh, shit. Oh, shit. 2021 01:45:51,646 --> 01:45:53,646 All right. Ninety-one yards to go. 2022 01:45:53,648 --> 01:45:55,848 Three seconds on the clock. 2023 01:45:55,850 --> 01:45:57,583 - You guys with me? - Yeah. 2024 01:45:57,585 --> 01:45:59,352 - Yeah. - Yeah. 2025 01:45:59,354 --> 01:46:00,853 - Yeah. - Let's do this. 2026 01:46:01,789 --> 01:46:03,122 Your call, QB. 2027 01:46:05,426 --> 01:46:07,760 - Let's go Badgers! Let's go! - Let's go Badgers! Let's go! 2028 01:46:09,897 --> 01:46:10,930 Black 80. 2029 01:46:10,932 --> 01:46:12,365 Hell, yeah. 2030 01:46:12,367 --> 01:46:14,400 I can catch it this time, guys. I can feel it. 2031 01:46:14,402 --> 01:46:17,069 - All right. On one. Ready! - Break! 2032 01:46:20,408 --> 01:46:21,841 Don't block for me. Get open. 2033 01:46:23,978 --> 01:46:28,581 - Badger red, knock 'em dead! - Noble Knights win their fights! 2034 01:46:28,583 --> 01:46:30,449 Badger red, knock 'em dead! 2035 01:46:30,451 --> 01:46:32,551 - Noble Knights... - knock 'em dead! 2036 01:46:36,457 --> 01:46:38,624 Down! 2037 01:46:43,398 --> 01:46:44,597 Set! 2038 01:47:02,450 --> 01:47:03,783 Hike! 2039 01:47:08,589 --> 01:47:10,556 Oh, shit! 2040 01:47:12,794 --> 01:47:13,926 No! 2041 01:47:13,928 --> 01:47:16,195 Oh, shit. No. 2042 01:47:47,862 --> 01:47:49,528 Yeah! 2043 01:47:54,836 --> 01:47:58,904 - Whoo! Yeah! - No! No! No! 2044 01:48:24,699 --> 01:48:25,764 Hodges? 2045 01:48:28,736 --> 01:48:32,238 Hey. Oh. Uh... I just, uh, played... 2046 01:48:33,541 --> 01:48:35,574 a football game. Did you get my messages? 2047 01:48:36,544 --> 01:48:37,710 I know everything. 2048 01:48:39,680 --> 01:48:40,713 Everything? 2049 01:48:41,282 --> 01:48:43,682 I met the town slut, 2050 01:48:43,684 --> 01:48:45,117 and she's wearing my ring. 2051 01:48:45,119 --> 01:48:49,989 You have a crush on the plain-looking cheerleader, 2052 01:48:49,991 --> 01:48:52,525 and your dead best friend over there 2053 01:48:52,527 --> 01:48:54,059 just made the winning catch. 2054 01:48:54,762 --> 01:48:56,061 Oh, right. 2055 01:48:56,063 --> 01:48:58,264 - Sorry. - So... 2056 01:48:58,266 --> 01:49:02,067 you and I are gonna get on my daddy's plane. 2057 01:49:02,069 --> 01:49:06,572 We're gonna go back to Chicago and fix all of this nonsense. 2058 01:49:06,574 --> 01:49:07,606 Let's go. 2059 01:49:08,309 --> 01:49:09,309 Um... 2060 01:49:11,879 --> 01:49:13,946 What are you doing? Come on. 2061 01:49:15,249 --> 01:49:16,248 I can't. 2062 01:49:16,250 --> 01:49:19,852 What do you mean, you can't? Let's go home. 2063 01:49:21,789 --> 01:49:22,789 I am home. 2064 01:49:23,991 --> 01:49:25,190 Do you have a concussion? 2065 01:49:26,661 --> 01:49:27,726 Ashley... 2066 01:49:30,631 --> 01:49:33,199 I'm sorry. 2067 01:49:33,200 --> 01:49:35,768 After... after all this, I'm... I'm giving you a second chance, 2068 01:49:35,770 --> 01:49:38,170 and you're giving up the most amazing lifestyle 2069 01:49:38,172 --> 01:49:40,105 in the world for... for... 2070 01:49:42,810 --> 01:49:43,810 this? 2071 01:49:45,046 --> 01:49:46,645 It smells like a fucking zoo. 2072 01:49:47,949 --> 01:49:49,148 Goodbye, Ashley. 2073 01:49:50,818 --> 01:49:51,817 Oh, my God. 2074 01:49:51,819 --> 01:49:54,086 This is really happening. 2075 01:49:54,088 --> 01:49:57,089 - I'm sorry. - Oh, my God. Daddy? 2076 01:49:57,091 --> 01:49:58,657 All... All right. All right, now. 2077 01:49:58,659 --> 01:50:00,092 Enough of this nonsense. 2078 01:50:00,094 --> 01:50:03,228 - Come on. - Okay. Have a nice life in... 2079 01:50:03,230 --> 01:50:06,098 - Oklahoma! - I will. 2080 01:50:06,100 --> 01:50:10,035 And just for the record... I broke up with you. 2081 01:50:16,243 --> 01:50:17,876 Good work, number eight. 2082 01:50:17,878 --> 01:50:21,780 Oh! I was so excited, I think I almost peed myself. 2083 01:50:21,782 --> 01:50:23,916 - Thanks, Mom. - Well, I think that was 2084 01:50:23,918 --> 01:50:26,018 probably one of the most exciting things I ever seen. 2085 01:50:26,020 --> 01:50:27,886 Well, remember, Dad, at the end of the day, 2086 01:50:27,888 --> 01:50:29,688 it's just a football game. 2087 01:50:29,690 --> 01:50:31,624 - Hmm. - Hmm. 2088 01:50:34,895 --> 01:50:36,362 Oh, well, uh.. 2089 01:50:36,364 --> 01:50:39,198 We're gonna let you two patch things up. 2090 01:50:39,200 --> 01:50:40,966 Come on, Marlene. 2091 01:50:45,873 --> 01:50:48,007 Great game, Pitter Pat. 2092 01:50:49,076 --> 01:50:50,409 See, here's the thing. 2093 01:50:50,411 --> 01:50:52,878 I just don't think this is gonna work between us. 2094 01:50:52,880 --> 01:50:55,314 It's just that now that you're single, 2095 01:50:55,316 --> 01:50:56,682 there's just no spark. 2096 01:50:57,051 --> 01:50:58,150 Mm-hmm. 2097 01:50:59,854 --> 01:51:02,121 Thank you so much. 2098 01:51:02,122 --> 01:51:04,389 My vision board did manifest, and it was right all along. 2099 01:51:04,392 --> 01:51:07,860 You know what and you know who... 2100 01:51:07,862 --> 01:51:10,262 is waiting for you right over there. 2101 01:51:13,901 --> 01:51:15,768 After a while, crocodile. 2102 01:51:34,922 --> 01:51:37,690 Hey, Hodges, turkey dinner at Fat Jack's. 2103 01:51:37,692 --> 01:51:39,258 Let's go, Grand Gobble Marshal. 2104 01:51:43,798 --> 01:51:45,931 Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves. 2105 01:51:45,933 --> 01:51:48,934 I'm embarrassed. I'm embarrassed. 2106 01:51:48,936 --> 01:51:50,836 We're sick of your shit. We quit! 2107 01:51:52,206 --> 01:51:53,839 Oh, give me a... 2108 01:51:54,875 --> 01:51:56,108 Don't walk away from me. 2109 01:51:56,110 --> 01:51:57,176 - Get back here... - Hey, Ronnie. 2110 01:51:57,178 --> 01:51:58,377 When I'm talking to you! 2111 01:51:59,413 --> 01:52:00,746 Kenny, this him? 2112 01:52:04,919 --> 01:52:06,285 I think you know why we're here. 2113 01:52:13,094 --> 01:52:14,760 Halt, inmate! 2114 01:52:14,762 --> 01:52:16,161 Dang it, Ronnie. Get back here... 2115 01:52:24,405 --> 01:52:25,938 Good game. Good game. 2116 01:52:27,007 --> 01:52:28,073 Hey. 2117 01:52:36,851 --> 01:52:37,916 Hey. 2118 01:53:02,309 --> 01:53:04,910 Did you just throw a diamond ring into the street? 2119 01:53:06,981 --> 01:53:08,514 It's okay. Kenny'll pick it up. 2120 01:53:14,922 --> 01:53:16,054 You know, there's a hundred streets 2121 01:53:16,056 --> 01:53:17,616 in this town I could've picked, and I... 2122 01:53:18,492 --> 01:53:20,192 randomly chose this one. 2123 01:53:22,830 --> 01:53:23,862 Fate? 2124 01:53:25,232 --> 01:53:26,398 Who knows? 2125 01:53:32,206 --> 01:53:33,405 I finally realized... 2126 01:53:33,407 --> 01:53:36,375 the one reason I've been avoiding this place... 2127 01:53:38,045 --> 01:53:39,511 is the one reason I'm gonna stay. 2128 01:53:42,349 --> 01:53:43,482 What's that? 2129 01:53:52,993 --> 01:53:55,294 We better keep this between the two of us. 2130 01:53:55,896 --> 01:53:56,995 Why is that? 2131 01:53:56,997 --> 01:54:01,133 'Cause I don't want Brandy Best to find out you're not single. 2132 01:54:49,984 --> 01:54:54,453 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2133 01:54:54,455 --> 01:54:58,624 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2134 01:54:58,626 --> 01:55:01,059 ♪ I'm packed and I'm holding I'm smiling, she's living ♪ 2135 01:55:01,061 --> 01:55:03,028 ♪ She's golden She lives for me ♪ 2136 01:55:03,030 --> 01:55:06,398 ♪ Says she lives for me Ovation her own motivation ♪ 2137 01:55:06,400 --> 01:55:09,434 ♪ She comes round And she goes down on me ♪ 2138 01:55:09,436 --> 01:55:11,603 ♪ And I make her smile Like a drug for you ♪ 2139 01:55:11,605 --> 01:55:14,239 ♪ Do ever what you want To do coming over you ♪ 2140 01:55:14,241 --> 01:55:16,208 ♪ Keep on smiling What we go through ♪ 2141 01:55:16,210 --> 01:55:18,410 ♪ One stop to the rhythm That divides you ♪ 2142 01:55:18,412 --> 01:55:21,280 ♪ And I speak to you Like the chorus to the verse ♪ 2143 01:55:21,282 --> 01:55:23,548 ♪ Chop another line Like a coda with a curse ♪ 2144 01:55:23,550 --> 01:55:25,651 ♪ Come on like a freak show Takes the stage ♪ 2145 01:55:25,653 --> 01:55:27,653 ♪ We give them The game we play she say ♪ 2146 01:55:27,655 --> 01:55:32,457 ♪ I want something else To get me through this ♪ 2147 01:55:32,459 --> 01:55:37,162 ♪ Semi-charmed Kind of life baby baby ♪ 2148 01:55:37,164 --> 01:55:40,132 ♪ I want something else ♪ 2149 01:55:40,134 --> 01:55:42,668 ♪ I'm not listening When you say ♪ 2150 01:55:43,437 --> 01:55:45,470 ♪ Good-bye ♪ 2151 01:55:46,440 --> 01:55:51,510 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2152 01:55:51,512 --> 01:55:54,413 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2153 01:55:55,983 --> 01:56:00,552 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2154 01:56:05,392 --> 01:56:09,561 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2155 01:56:20,040 --> 01:56:23,308 Is it hot, sweaty and moist in there? 2156 01:56:33,253 --> 01:56:35,187 You tell me, muffin top. 2157 01:56:37,725 --> 01:56:38,757 Get in. 2158 01:56:47,701 --> 01:56:50,335 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2159 01:56:50,337 --> 01:56:56,408 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2160 01:56:56,410 --> 01:56:58,176 ♪ The sky was gold It was rose ♪ 2161 01:56:58,178 --> 01:56:59,778 ♪ I was taking sips Up into my nose ♪ 2162 01:56:59,780 --> 01:57:02,114 ♪ And I wish I could Get back there some place ♪ 2163 01:57:02,116 --> 01:57:04,182 ♪ Back there smiling in The pictures you would take ♪ 2164 01:57:04,184 --> 01:57:06,284 ♪ Doing crystal meth will Lift you up until you break ♪ 2165 01:57:06,286 --> 01:57:08,053 ♪ It won't stop I won't come down ♪ 2166 01:57:08,055 --> 01:57:10,055 ♪ I keep stock With a tick-tock rhythm ♪ 2167 01:57:10,057 --> 01:57:12,057 ♪ A bump for the drop And then I bumped up ♪ 2168 01:57:12,059 --> 01:57:13,525 ♪ I took the hit That I was given ♪ 2169 01:57:13,527 --> 01:57:14,526 ♪ Then I bumped again ♪ 2170 01:57:14,528 --> 01:57:16,328 ♪ Then I bumped again I said ♪ 2171 01:57:16,330 --> 01:57:18,764 ♪ How do I get back there To the place where ♪ 2172 01:57:18,766 --> 01:57:20,732 ♪ I fell asleep inside you ♪ 2173 01:57:20,734 --> 01:57:25,370 ♪ How do I get myself back to The place where you said ♪ 2174 01:57:25,372 --> 01:57:30,475 ♪ I want something else To get me through this ♪ 2175 01:57:30,477 --> 01:57:34,780 ♪ Semi-charmed kind of life Baby, baby ♪ 2176 01:57:34,782 --> 01:57:37,783 ♪ I want something else ♪ 2177 01:57:37,785 --> 01:57:41,186 ♪ I'm not listening When you say ♪ 2178 01:57:41,188 --> 01:57:44,456 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 2179 01:57:44,458 --> 01:57:47,159 ♪ I believe in the sand Beneath my toes ♪ 2180 01:57:47,161 --> 01:57:49,494 ♪ The beach gives a feeling An earthy feeling ♪ 2181 01:57:49,496 --> 01:57:52,130 ♪ I believe in the faith That grows ♪ 2182 01:57:52,132 --> 01:57:55,200 ♪ And the four right chords Can make me cry ♪ 2183 01:57:55,202 --> 01:57:58,737 ♪ When I'm with you I feel like I could die ♪ 2184 01:57:58,739 --> 01:58:02,541 ♪ And that would be all right All right ♪ 2185 01:58:02,543 --> 01:58:05,777 ♪ And when the plane came in She said she was crashing ♪ 2186 01:58:05,779 --> 01:58:07,412 ♪ The velvet it rips In the city ♪ 2187 01:58:07,414 --> 01:58:10,182 ♪ We tripped on the urge To feel alive ♪ 2188 01:58:10,184 --> 01:58:12,117 ♪ But now I'm struggling to survive ♪ 2189 01:58:12,119 --> 01:58:14,719 ♪ Those days you were wearing That velvet dress ♪ 2190 01:58:14,721 --> 01:58:17,089 ♪ You're the priestess I must confess ♪ 2191 01:58:17,091 --> 01:58:19,257 ♪ Those little red panties They pass the test ♪ 2192 01:58:19,259 --> 01:58:21,827 ♪ So slide up 'round the belly Face down on the mattress one ♪ 2193 01:58:23,831 --> 01:58:27,866 ♪ And you hold me And we are broken ♪ 2194 01:58:27,868 --> 01:58:31,336 ♪ Still it's all that I Want to do just a little now ♪ 2195 01:58:31,338 --> 01:58:33,839 ♪ I feel myself Hovering off the ground ♪ 2196 01:58:33,841 --> 01:58:36,741 ♪ I'm scared I'm not coming down ♪ 2197 01:58:36,743 --> 01:58:41,713 ♪ No, no And I won't run for my life ♪ 2198 01:58:41,715 --> 01:58:45,684 ♪ She's got her jaws now Locked down in a smile ♪ 2199 01:58:45,686 --> 01:58:49,154 ♪ But nothing is all right All right ♪ 2200 01:58:49,156 --> 01:58:53,358 ♪ And I want something else ♪ 2201 01:58:53,360 --> 01:58:59,331 ♪ To get me through this Life, baby ♪ 2202 01:58:59,333 --> 01:59:06,338 ♪ I want something else Not listening when you say ♪ 2203 01:59:08,342 --> 01:59:13,145 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 2204 01:59:13,147 --> 01:59:17,682 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 2205 01:59:17,684 --> 01:59:22,454 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 2206 01:59:22,456 --> 01:59:27,292 ♪ Goodbye ♪ 2207 01:59:32,366 --> 01:59:34,699 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2208 01:59:34,701 --> 01:59:37,202 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2209 01:59:37,204 --> 01:59:40,305 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2210 01:59:40,307 --> 01:59:42,674 ♪ The sky was gold it was rose ♪ 2211 01:59:42,676 --> 01:59:44,509 ♪ I was taking sips Up into my nose ♪ 2212 01:59:44,511 --> 01:59:45,844 ♪ And I wish I could get Back there ♪ 2213 01:59:45,846 --> 01:59:48,213 ♪ Some place back there ♪ 2214 01:59:48,214 --> 01:59:50,581 ♪ In the place We used to start our lives ♪ 2215 01:59:50,584 --> 01:59:53,518 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2216 01:59:53,520 --> 01:59:55,954 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2217 01:59:55,956 --> 01:59:58,590 ♪ I want something else ♪ 2218 02:00:00,594 --> 02:00:02,961 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2219 02:00:02,963 --> 02:00:05,497 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2220 02:00:05,499 --> 02:00:07,732 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2221 02:00:07,734 --> 02:00:10,268 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2222 02:00:10,270 --> 02:00:12,604 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2223 02:00:12,606 --> 02:00:14,873 ♪ Doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 2224 02:00:14,875 --> 02:00:18,310 ♪ I want something else ♪ 158521