Original subtitles

What are you scratching?

Give it to me.

Time to go to the airport!

Right away!

Wow! Is she nut? I think so!

Every inch's torn, but only left a word Kool!

Why not Mr. Suen is here?

Toothpick is arranging your press conference,

he's a busy man!

How do you know his nickname is Toothpick?

And you're chopsticks,

using chopsticks is cool, that's why you're Mr. Kool.

What else you know?

I know chopsticks is for "Pick-ups" good food.

And toothpick's only "Pick-ups" second hand food.

Hand off! Don't touch my sword.

You are a conductor, how come you've got a sword.

After striking the baton. I strike the sword.

You're a famous conductor.

Your baton must be very out-standing.

Can I take a look at it?

I only take it out when I perform.

Actually I'm very fond of you, very admire you.

Your poster, I've one.

The one whom holding the baton.

What are you doing now? Stop!

What's with you Mr. Kool?

My car is with me.

Take me with you?

Sorry, no spare room!

Excuse me. See you later.

Mr. Kool, hey wait, Mr. Kool...

So cute.

Look, it's very cheap.

It's always you, stop in every 2 steps!

Of course, I'm pregnant.

With this pace, we can never get home.

What a nuisance!

Why are you laughing?

Haven't you seen a gravid before?

You want a big slap? Little rascal.

Forget it...

Who told him to look at you?

You've got nothing to lose.

Hey, we need this.

Let's buy a Karaoki home?

What's wrong? What's happening?

I'm having a labor pain...

- What? - Delivery now?

Are you delivering now?

I need some help, she's delivering...

If you're human, come over and take a look.

My wife is delivering.

Stop it. My wife is delivering.

Come here now.

Let me remind you, you're a human!

- Darling, are you OK? - My belly is gonna burst!

Really?

- Everyone to steps back, thank you... - What's wrong?

- She's delivering a baby. - Delivering a baby? Call the ambulance!

No need, false alarm!

Just a minute ago, you said you're delivering?

Ha! It's just a false alarm!

Is this a joke?

What joke?

A whole bunch of people watching my wife deliver?

Go home and ask your wife show you!

- What a joke? - Let's go!

Excuse us.

Quick, get down the car!

Quick, be careful.

Sis..., Sis...

Sister.

Now what? You want money again?

No, of course not... something for you, a bargain!

A bargain? Are you really my brother?

Fellow colleagues,

I brought you guys something very interesting.

If you want a good bargain, do follow me!

Step this way, you won't regret this!

Choose if you like! This is a bargain, original price is $100, now $80...

I return you this brand new, worth more than a thousand Laser Disc player to you.

Don't say I don't love you.

You stole these?

Stole what?

A friend of mine lay off his shop and sold all stuff to me at a very low price.

So that I brought these stuffs to you and your colleagues just for a fair trade.

Hey, take care my sis, give her a good discount.

Sis, sis, you like this...

Who's your sister?

O.K. Somebody's sis, how about this...

Did your mom know you went out?

Sure... how about this, its original price is one hundred.

Now it's only thirty.

Hey... my dear fellows, really...

Not with your own eyes you won't believe there are something that cheap!

- Take a look even you're not buying any. - Jacky, is there anything nice?

We have all sorts of different kinds of goods. Cheap and endurable!

Something for me?

Of course, it suits everyone!

Hurry!

Come and have a look, before they sold out, hurry...

They can change the room. If you don't like it.

I don't have to pay anyway! Come here and have a look.

This is the study, kitchen, dinning room,

on the opposite is the bedroom.

If you're hungry, call the room services.

Everything's on the house.

But not include this!

- Thank you! - Thanks.

Ha! Opps! Sorry, too much for you!

This bed is big enough to do anything you wish!

You haven't come back for 10 years already,

would you like me to get you any...

Local chicks?

I'm a vegetarian now!

You may be a vegetarian, but how about your little friend there?

What do you think? You like this room?

Kind of nice, very quiet here!

I'll open the door.

Hello, Ip!

Do you recognize him?

- Hey, Ip! How you doing? - Long time no see.

- Your brother? - His wife, thank you.

A woman?

It's S. Wonder!

Chopsticks, it's been a long time.

How everything O.K.?

Hi! S. Wonder!

Hey, how it S. Wonder, is he completely blind now.

Unfortunately, he never treat himself a blind man.

Chopsticks, you look more splendid, after shaved.

I'm toothpick, chopstick's over there.

Chopsticks, how are you? You look great!

I heard some chicks coming, I'll open the door.

No thank you, you're blind remember?

- Hey! Jumbo! - How do you do?

Hey! Chopsticks haven't seen you over a decade!

You figure is getting... nice!

Are you talking about the chickens?

I bought these chickens for you.

Great! In H.K. Nowadays family chick is hard to find.

- Guests again. - I'll go.

You're blind... sit still...

Look after the chickens.

Chewing gum.

What's up? Long time no see. You came along?

- You're alone? - No.

No. Hurry, this is my wife Jenny.

My in-laws Jacky, my boy Jimmy, Johnny.

They young Joey,

Granny, Judy, my dog Bobby.

Another in-laws also Bobby.

And his girlfriend, what's her name?

Joby.

Ah, Joby.

I've told you, not this kind of things.

You always spit out the gum after chewing,

what happen to you?

He accidentally swallowed it down and...

it sticks with him since then.

Daddy, the baby's hungry, where's the milk?

It's with you!

Take care of my baby,

I'll get the milk for him.

Since everyone's here, let's play marjong?

- I want to play as well. - But you're blind!

I can feel it with my finger,

but you guys have to tell me your discards!

Mr. Chop, my dog as well...

Do you want to play? Hurry up if you want.

Please take care of my dog. Thanks.

Please take care of this chick.

What a crowd!

How long you going to stay? A month.

That's great we can party every night.

No! Party every other night.

It's all for you, I'll go play marjong.

We have to attend a press conference.

I... just for 2 rounds O.K.? I'm coming.

Excuse me miss, what are you doing here?

I'm waiting for a friend.

What is this? Where's the pastry?

Sorry sir, we don't serve pastry in cocktails.

I love pastry, I've booked it in advance!

O. K... I�ll go and bring you some.

Mr. Kool, how long you're going to stay in H.K.?

Step aside.

Don't rush, one at a time.

Mr. Kool, you've had perform in a lot of countries.

Which place you like best?

India.

Why is India?

Their food.

Mr. Kool what is your next stop?

After H. K, then Australia and Japan.

Mr. Kool, how special would this concert be?

Brothers and sisters, have you finished with the questions?

And also that frog-face.

- My turn? - O.K. Your turn.

Mr. Kool, have you... dine yet?

Not yet.

Good answer, thank you, thank you very much.

What's wrong?

It's... just out of concern.

You guys just keep on asking, he's hungry!

Let's have some snacks,

I'm waiting for my pastry.

Mr. Kool, one last question, please.

What is that on your trousers?

What did you eat? Why it's black?

African chicken.

Mr. Kool, I suggest you should go back to your room and do something about it.

Good idea... I�ll help you.

No need.

Don't just holding his sword!

Wait.

Mister, can you help me?

Someone's after me,

can I hide in your room for a while?

Why don't you go to the police?

I guess you haven't come back to H.K. For a long time.

Our chief commissioner was being robbed!

Please, help me, or else I'll die.

Sorry for bothering you.

You live alone?

Yes, but some of my friends came.

- What can I do? - What do you mean?

What a whole mess!

Come in.

S. Wonder, Ip.

Where's everybody, everyone's gone?

Help yourself, I'll go and get change.

Mister.

Hey, who let you in?

I want to thank you for saving my life,

I'll give you a present.

And it's me.

- Are you out of your mind? - Quick, come...

Hey, what are you doing?

No pictures! Hey, no pictures!

Hold his limbs.

No pictures...

It's called 'framed'.

If you want it back, bring $30,000.

$30,000!

Wow! All these people trying to frame me?

They've us in the pictures!

Happy Birthday to you...

Hey, don't let them leave they took my pictures...

Why fixing it? Blow it up!

This is it.

- Where's Jacky. - He's inside.

- Not enough? - Not enough.

Let's go!

You sis's coming.

Never mind her! Send her away!

- You rascal! - Shut up!

You come out.

No way!

Are you coming out or not?

Jacky, Jacky.

Mom! Help! Murder!

Drop dead!

It hurts!

Teach me! Bear the pain! I'll pull you out.

Don't pull, it hurts, it's gonna break!

What're you doing?

What are you doing inside! Open the door! I'll kill you!

It's your turn now of being lock-up!

O.K., what are we going to do now?

Silly pie, let's go for fun!

I'll release her tomorrow! You eat shit!

Last night I dreamt on a guy.

He taught me a movement called 'speedy hands'.

From unbutton his pocket...

- Really? - And grab his wallet.

To rebutton, everything take less than 1 second.

- How long is a second? - Tick-tock!

Tick you head!

See, it's gone, silly pie!

Teach us.

Don't say teach, say exchange ideas.

Remember last time, the guy with a moustache.

O.K., I'll show you.

Pretend, you fell.

I fall? No it's not pretty at all.

- Put some lipstick on, you'll be pretty! - Really?

When you fall, he'll move aside, then I can...

I'll time for you.

No need? It only takes a split second!

Hey, you can learn from that!

Down, down, no more lipsticks you're pretty enough...

Down! Hurry up!

Sorry Sir, here is too crowded,

try the other side.

Hey, you make her fell and don't even lend a hand?

You blow the whole thing! You have to fall properly! Go home and sleep.

He haven't stick out his bottom!

You!

It's my turn.

Go go there, first with him.

It's so embarrassing!

You are the best with this kind of thing!

O.K.!

Mr. How do you read this?

Big boobs.

What're you doing?

Help! Help!

Stop aside, go, quick, run...

Stand still!

Give my purse back!

Mouch, here!

- You are that reporter? - What's reporter?

- Give me that negatives! - What's negatives?

Don't you want the wallet anymore? No fun at all!

- My negatives... - No, kill me?

Give it or not?

Don't move, why you look so furious, mouche!

Told you, give me my negatives!

Morning, sis.

Let me introduce you my friend!

Run for your life...

Jacky, wait for me!

Madam, throw me the wallet.

You come and get it, if you lay a finger on me. I'll scream.

Lay siege on her!

No problem.

Give me my wallet.

Don't come any closer, I'll scream.

- I just want my wallet. - Rape...

Come on, hurry up!

Stop! Freeze!

Stop the engine, step down, and your license.

Tell them to get ready.

What? $36.8?

The other taxi fare is only around $17.9.

Why it's so expensive?

I'll go first.

Miss, the meter can't cheat!

I don't know if you adjust that!

Officer, I'm Madonna,

I've come to bail my daughter Philidonner.

Which one?

Would you all care to have a cup of tea.

Officer, have a cup of tea!

I'm looking for a friend.

Never mind.

May I have a piece of cake?

After a long hard day, take a tea break.

Mom.

Don't be afraid, mommy's here!

Officer, don't charge her,

she's not a runaway child.

Officer, have something to eat and drink!

Your mother bakes these cakes?

Yes, I'm the boss of St. Madonna cake shop.

We've chain stores all over Singapore, Malaysia, USA, Canada, Europe, H.K.

Mam, your daughter...

What happen to my daughter?

This man says your daughter took his wallet.

What?

Hey, she took your wallet?

Don't let her have it! It must be your brother!

Must be her brother taught my daughter to do it.

You lock her up, press the charges.

Please make it clear, it's your daughter do the good thing.

- What? - Am I correct?

Do you believe it?

My daughter's a princess, would teach your brother a pauper bad things?

Show me your respect! Poor doesn't mean anything.

Please calm down, we know what to do.

Chopsticks, what happened?

On the right time.

What's the charges? Rape? Which's the victim?

He claims my daughter took his wallet!

Mom, that's only a joke.

See, it's only a trick and treat.

You've daughters, I believe?

Sure, he's got a bunch, just like his name.

Chopsticks, specially for pick-ups!

I'm not married.

But his brother... ask you daughter to take precaution.

Who are you?

I'm the manager of H.K. Art Group, this is my name card.

Also his manger.

O.K.! Your daughter want to press charges for rape.

Rape? How can you do that to my daughter?

Tell me, why do you have to do that?

She took my wallet, I want it back, then she scream!

Mom, it's just a jokez.

Baby, this is more than a joke!

If you want to have fun, tell me!

I have dept. Stores and cake shop.

I can ask my staff and let you steal.

That won't be fun!

- Baby, you... - How you teach your daughter?

Officer!

John!

What's the matter? Madonna.

- Uncle. - Just kid loves to play!

No Mam, your daughter commit a criminal offence.

Why?

John, she dares not! It's not her.

Help me, I can give you back the negatives!

It's that so, she took whose wallet?

Nothing, we're just playing.

Why are you helping her?

Her mother is not a good one, no one is to blame!

Everything's O.K.

Madonna your daughter is discharged.

We can go home now, officers, thanks, bye.

Can we leave now?

O.K.

- Miss Kam. - Yes?

Can you ask your brother to give me my negatives?

What negatives?

Well the other day, he took some of my pictures...

Rascal, I'll try!

How about this? You vegetarian.

How's this chick? Then she's mine!

I've got something to do, you two go home first.

I'll go with you.

Miss Kam, where are you going? I can give you a lift.

No thanks, I've a car.

That's great. I don't, give me a lift please.

Boss, are you O.K.?

See, if you were me!

Told you not to be so satyr!

I never thought that woman, actually a debator!

Who is debator?

Everything's fine, let's go!

Have you hurt yourself?

Fine, let's go!

Satyr guy, no one's going to pity you.

Me, satyr?

Hey, didn't you know your brother well?

None of your business,

I'll find your pictures anyway.

This fiddle head's really hard to pick-up.

Go! What fiddle-head, fiddle stick, fiddle you!

Hello, is Mr. Kool there?

You don't have to know who I am,

you're a famous person.

I guess you don't want to see your snap shots everywhere.

Then give me $30,000.

What? $30,000 don't you understand?

$30,000 in cash! Now you...

Sis...

Bastard! Trying to blackmail someone?

It's very embarrassing.

You're afraid of making a scene.

Fieaces? He's brilliant!

This section's over!

I'll buy you guys dinner!

Now 39 opps...

How long you're going to practice, I'm in a hurry.

Quiet!

Want it or not, here's your pictures.

Miss Kam.

Now what!

Thank you.

Be careful next time.

Next time?

How do I know?

Will you be free next Saturday,

would you like to come to my concert?

Your music's so weird!

You don't have to listen to it, just watch me perform.

It's no good either!

Why don't we go to karaoke?

- O.K. - Bye.

Bye.

Hey, frog-face, how can I find you?

This is my hotel's no. And my room no...

- Robbery... - Freeze.

Stand still!

Thank you.

Police, freeze!

- Are you O.K.? - Oh, it's killing me!

Where is it?

You step on me, oh!

Tell me earlier!

Please close the door.

Take a seat.

I'm fixing my brother's dinner.

You weren't treat your brother that bad!

Coffee?

Yes, please.

Coffee.

What's wrong with your T.V.?

Jacky has broken it.

Excuse me, mouche...!

Get away, I want to watch TV!

Go to there...

Mouche lend me a hand.

You can't open it.

Give me a tea spoon.

A tea spoon.

Don't let my sister see it.

Come on, hurry up!

Dinner's ready.

Roast goose and barbecue pork, great.

Thanks sis.

How can you lock your brother up?

He's not your brother, you won't understand.

This kid always mess things up.

It's better for me to lock him up, instead of the police.

My sis really treat me good,

I can watch TV, listen to the Hi-fi...

When in festive day, I can have some sweets as well.

Shut up, drink up the water!

Wicked kid, I can't let him hang-loose!

He's behind bars now, can't hang-loose!

You're wrong! Even if you give him a teaspoon.

He can escape like Houdini.

That's why we use plastic's spoon!

Sure.

That rascal seems came from a garbage can, and I'm the one to wash his clothes.

You're so strange!

This moment you treat him like a bambi, next, you almost want to kill him.

You don't have a brother, you won't know.

He's a troublesome kid and he doesn't study at all.

Always hang around with the thugs, that's the problem.

Me! I want to study too, but I can't.

What for?

Agh... Never mind! Who says you're his sister.

Actually he's not that bad!

Kids love to play! Be patient!

I have a job!

From early in the morning till night, I don't have the time!

He doesn't like just strike you baton and then earn loads of money.

It's not what you think! Hey! Give me a hand!

Hold it.

It's not that dirty.

Baby, you always complaint Mama doesn't spend time with you.

I've got an idea,

I can be with you 24 hrs a day.

Talk to you, anytime you want.

Mom, you quit marjong?

Well, only sometimes!

Mrs. Ma, shall we go?

Coming... in a second.

Mon, I thought you're going to stay with me?

Watch TV if you're bored. Mom loves you!

What took you so long? Hurry up!

I did all this is for my daughter,

roll the dice?

Hi! Baby we can see each other now, don't we?

If you want anything, yell out loud!

You all know,

she's my beloved baby.

Can't see her less!

You daughter's got a camera face!

Of course! Like mother like daughter!

- Miss, where are you going? - What are you doing over there?

Mam ask me to look after you!

Why are you following me?

This is my home, not a jail.

Miss, don't run!

Miss, don't run,

I can't follow up!

Mom!

Baby, what's wrong? I'm, I'm...

- What's up? - Nothing!

Where are you going, baby?

I'm going back to my cell.

After this game will be 24 rounds, wants to continue?

Why not? Until the break of day!

Yes, let's do it!

Mam, Miss is gone!

I've been searching the whole place, she's not there!

What?

- Wait for me here. - O.K.

Hey, where did you bring my baby?

Who brought your baby?

Your brother! It's him who taught my baby bad things!

Stand aside, you in my way!

Tell the truth, or I'll go to the police!

You're in my way, fatty!

Who stand in your way? I'm looking for my daughter!

I've been to his garage,

they said he hasn't gone to work.

You're his sister, you must know where he went.

Hey, do you hear me?

I know you heard me! You and your brother both stinks.

Just as bad! I'll sue you! Hey...

What is this?

Let me down!

Help! Let me down! Help!

What's happening here?

Nothing, there's only a fatty, up there a singing.

Singing!

Follow me, up there.

Can you walk slower?

Hey... you only have staircase?

Quick, close the door behind you.

I've locked my brother up,

how can he kidnap your daughter?

Jacky.

Rascal!

See? Your brother kidnapped my baby!

Jacky Kam...

Jacky Kam!

You 'little devil' put the phone off the hook!

- Where's Jacky? - How do I know?

- What are you peeking? - Not suitable for you.

Can I have a glimpse.

No, doesn't suit you, it's a porno.

- Let me see it! - Not suitable for you!

- Where is it? - There!

- Where? - There! There is it.

- Yes, there, there. - Yes, yes, yes.

Hey, what are you peeking?

Peeking what you peek!

Dirty!

Dirty? Then why are you peeking?

I'm a girl, well we've mutual understandings!

Bad figure! Enough, your turn.

What are you reading?

Comic strips.

Let me read!

You're an adult, still reading a porno comic strips.

Right! Doesn't make sense, a live model here, I still reading a comic strips.

- What do you want? - I want a lot of things!

Rape!

I'm just joking, don't scream.

- Rape! - Shut up.

Or else I'm really going to rape you!

Rape!

- Help... - Don't scream...

Help, Help!

- Rape... - No! Stop it. I'm just joking.

- Help! - Rape...

Help!

Stop it!

- What's wrong? - Jacky.

- What happened? - Little devil he wants to rape me!

Rape you?

I dare not!

Rape? This is your pal's wife,

bastard...

Rape? Rape? Fuck you!

Bastard, go in and do it!

Philidonna, let's go, don't cry, hush!

It's you?

Why are you here?

Shut up, I've come to scold you!

Remember last time, you scold my mother at the police station,

she gave me a good lecture afterwards.

You gave me a teaspoon and let me escape.

You know very well that I can't stand my mother scold me, I'll runaway.

You know very well that, we've got nowhere to go.

Also without my mom�s support, I can't survive.

Last time, at the Police Station, you said you'd give her another chance.

O.K. I'll give you a chance to give us a chance.

You're going to take care of us.

O.K. Give us 10 grand (ten thousands).

O.K.!

Here is more that 10 grand!

Hit the road, or I'll call the police!

Beat him up!

I've missed!

Cover me!

We are rich, Philidonna!

Buddha's palm?

Wow! Wants to take advantage?

Don't pierce me, don't pierce me... No don't.

Tough job! What is the style, my lord.

"A lady dancing with a sword".

Get out.

Master, we'll be your slaves.

But everything's on you.

Is it you?

It's odd hours now, what's up?

Do you realize your brother ran away.

I know, he can't risk his luck.

Wow! What are you doing?

I want to fix it, I'll lock him up when he come back.

How can he escape next time!

This is not for real?

It's illegal, do you realize it?

If I'm not doing this, he might probably go out and commit an offence.

How do you know my brother runaway?

He came to see me.

Really?

Where is he now? I'm going to get him.

He's gone!

Rascal! If you meet him next time, inform me.

O. K... See you soon!

O. K... Hey, close the door behind you.

Hey! Not this one, the main door.

Please give me the key, which lies on the coffee table, and open this door.

Is this one.

See you tomorrow.

Hey, what are you doing? Hey...

Where are you going?

It's time for you to try of being lock-up.

Hey! Come back!

Are you crazy? Don't even think you can lock me in.

I can burn the bars down.

Crazy.

Hey! Let me out! Hey!

Hey, eat something.

No, thanks.

Wow, why do you look so furious?

Take my position, and you'll know!

Now you realize, how it feels of being lock-in.

Then why you still want to lock your brother up?

Teach the kids love and patience,

don't just threaten them.

It's none of your business!

Fine, for me, I'm leaving.

Hey, don't, let me out.

O.K., but promise me not to lock your brother again.

O.K., let me out first.

Promise?

Quick!

Where's the key.

Promise me not to lock your brother up again.

O.K.

Now's your turn!

Sorry, I gave you the wrong key!

This is the right one.

Be serious!

Mr. Kool, your pupil is having a party inside.

Also performing Chinese opera, it's terrific.

A lady dancing with a sword, I'll let pierce my heart...

Hey... don't ever touch my sword.

Practising.

This is a real sword, you'll get hurt!

- Where Jacky? - He's inside.

- Hey, greet the Master, Master. - Master...

Why are you playing my wood wind instrument.

Is this a wood wind instrument.

Higher!

My Master taught me, it's called 'double dragon dance'.

One more 'Push the canoe down the stream'.

What are you doing? You look silly!

It's not my fault...

How can you guys fight when you two meet?

She hit me first!

Hey! Now what?

Pretty isn't it?

Master, my works, does that look like you?

Do I have to say, you rascal?

Get out?

I'm the demon with 6 fingers, mind my note.

Don't play it, give it back to me, it's antique!

No wonder it's so old!

The scores is useful!

Get out, out!

Get out, out! Out!

Hands off! You're not really my friend!

Tell me, if it's wrong!

Be patient? It's still the same!

You can't treat them any nicer!

What do you mean? Them, you're not talking about me?

You shut up! We're going home!

Master!

We thought it will be fun, we're wrong.

Give us a chance!

Yes, one last chance...

Master... just one more chance...

No more next time!

Next time? You let them stay?

- It's none of your business. - Shut up!

They're only kids, all loves to play.

Tomorrow, I'll find something for you to play!

Thank you master!

Thank you master!

Dying branch, have no fear!

I'm a thousand years trees, I'm not afraid of storms.

Crawl up to me! Quick!

Where the crow, it's your number, crow...

What are you? You're a crow!

You look as if you're a chicken!

Does the way really change a kid?

Art is a way of releasing, pressure.

Using torn tyre, exhausted pipe for art?

I've loads them in my garage.

It's so bored,

I've an O.T. Schedule, I've to go.

- I'll give you a lift. - O.K.

Ah yes, you ask me to come to your rehearsal,

is it arty?

- Arty! But it won't be boring! - I hope so.

I'll wait and see!

It's so amazing!

Very good!

You really hate music?

No, but I don't know how to appreciate yours!

Listen more, then you'll know how to appreciate them,

so what kind of music you like?

Tomorrow's night charity ball!

Who are you asking to be your partner?

Baron Chan's daughter is on the list,

Chairman Ho's sister-in-law...

Stop it, I already have a partner!

What's new?

Why you always have to remind me the old things.

This is for you.

I've just bought some clothes for tomorrow's ball.

If you think this doesn't suit you, choose another one.

I'll go and get change right away!

Is she your partner?

Leave her to you!

Me! Oh! I know.

No wonder you lately always smell like petroleum.

Is that you chasing after that garage girl?

Give a little respect!

You take that very seriously!

You said so, that one is a fiddle head, not a fiddle stick!

Really? Not bad!

You're gorgeous!

You are very punctual!

I'm always very punctual! It's hard to get a taxi here.

If you don't mind, I'll give you a lift.

- No thanks! I have a car. - You have a car?

Please park my car.

What took you so long? Sorry,

let me introduce two persons to you.

They are our sponsors.

Master Jim, don't drink too much!

It's only a bit!

Give me a dash.

A little bit more!

This event Mr. Chan really giving a great help!

Thank you, Thank you.

Your telephone, Mr. Chan.

Hey, am I pretty?

You look like a turkey!

After your African chicken is gone, here come a turkey.

What chicken?

- It's still bird anyway! - Bird?

Let me introduce you, Mr. Siu.

What sort of a perfume you're wearing, smells like petroleum.

You're the girl from the motor shop.

- You've had fixed my car! - Really?

When wearing a uniform, I didn't realize you've had a brilliant figure.

Mind your tongue!

Show your hot stuff!

Not bad at all!

Mister, would you like to have some more?

Why are you beating me?

Believe it, I can beat you up.

Master Jim, you're drunk!

I have drunk a little bit!

Yes, bit by bit.

- Mr. Kool. - None of your business.

How lovely!

Give me and Philidonna a ride would be most suitable.

In a minute, you're mine!

Do you think I'm that rude?

Not really. I think you've a good charisma.

You know I've had scared away a lot of boys.

Not this time, I'm a good fighter!

There's no use, his disadvantage is someone tickles him!

No, not me!

- Really? - Yes.

Stretch your hands, stand still, don't move.

- What are you trying to do? - Tickle you!

Admit it.

- You are scared? - No!

- No? - Really, not me!

O.K. Then let me try.

Don't move!

Here I come!

Take away your hands.

Really not scared?

Come here, come here.

Not your ears!

How about your nose?

- No! - What are you doing?

No, not my lips, your moustache is tickling me.

Try again!

- No giggle! - Lighter!

When you kissing my sis,

your eyes looking everywhere?

You're not paying attention, master!

Sorry... wrong timing.

Take your time, I'm leaving.

It's late, I better leave.

Bye.

Kiss more!

Feel free to come and kiss my sis, master.

Rascal, why are you back?

I've missed you, I want to move in.

Move back is fine, you don't have to pry at us.

O.K. It's your choice, don't say I don't take care of you.

Go and kiss my master when he's still here, he's leaving soon!

Go away!

Baby, come down here!

What's up, Mom?

I promise to pull all the plugs of the TV,

never let anyone see you.

Why?

You'll know, look who's here?

Cousin!

What brings you here?

I've come to take you to England.

Yes, it's me to ask your cousin to take you to England and study.

Why? And what for?

I can't look after you, you know?

Your cousin is an inspector in England,

she can keep you under control.

Absolutely keep you under control!

Don't worry, I'll look after her.

If I don't have time, I can ask my brother to do it.

My brother is a deputy chief of a prisoner cell.

Mom, I don't want to go!

Rascal, you still have the guts to come back.

You, you're not a man!

You're having that dirty thought on my girlfriend.

Tell you, I'm moving back to my sis.

Don't say I'm not generous, I'll leave this place to you.

You want another fight?

Who are you looking for?

Are you Jacky Kam.

I am... Oh O...

Don't beat me, I'm too weak, I'll die if you beat me up.

Hear my coughs, I've a serious cough...

O. K!

I'm alright boss, I'm alright, beat me, beat me up...

Kill him! Kill him...

Although I'm all wounded, but I saved my Virginity.

Kneel!

Within 7 days, you've to pay me $99,900 as medical fee.

Then you're still our brother, or else...

prepare to be a 'sister'!

O.K.

What's an aaayaa? It's hurt, should be aaayaa.

You look as if you're in great pain, why can't you make it?

What's up?

Bravo, Bravo! Bravo! Look at him, he acts so good!

See, his soul and body come to one.

My fellow students, if you want to be a good actor.

You've to ignore everything and melt into your role.

Don't stop screaming, act all the way.

Great make-ups, where did you learn it?

It looks so real, that's great, O.K. Get up, it's over now.

Everybody, back to your own positions.

Help me up...

- See, he acts so real! - Help me...

I'm afraid you don't have the talent, watch Jacky act.

Jacky, where's he?

I'm over here...

Really, I'm injured!

Help him up, have a look first...

No wonder you act so real!

Jack, you kill someone!

A fight?

Be serious!

At this time, I've to tell the truth!

I just did something you should learn.

On the way here,

I've seen a kid around 1 year of age.

He suddenly ran across the road, and the situation is very critical.

You guess what I did?

I couldn't care less, and jump.

Why didn't you help me up? Give me a hand...

I don't know when you are telling the truth or not.

What happened then?

- What happen? - Come on.

If I didn't grab the kid, the truck might ran over...

No, it's a container truck,

coming towards me.

I... I rolled aside...

And rolled aside, the kid is alright.

That's why I'm in this mess.

Bring the bruise oil, help him up...

Be careful!

Are you O.K.?

Here comes the bruise oil.

Don't scream, rub this on and the pain will be gone!

You won't get better if you don't let me apply the oil.

Hey... I feel better now, help, Mom!

Tell me the truth, what really happened?

Well... A hero saved a child's life.

Hero? Everyone gets a bottle of bruise ointment.

Wait! If I tell the truth, would you help me?

Of course!

O. K! I'll tell you guys the truth.

Actually, the triad's after me.

But for justice I haven't complied.

That's why I'm in this mess.

They also warned me to give them $99,999 in one week.

Or else, I'm going to get hurt.

I know everyone's living for justice and will bring some cash to help me.

I...

I know you'll vanish!

You help me mend this hole,

and then, change a wooden door for me.

Jack, you're home?

Hey, what have you done to yourself?

I've saved a child's life from a container truck.

You still lie! Tell me nothing but the truth!

Telephone!

You stand here!

Jacky, what have you done?

Someone beat you up.

I should ask you!

The big and small packs!

Mom forced me to go to England with my cousin,

I don't want to go.

I'll stay here.

What are you two doing? I have to go to work.

Wait till I come back and deal with you.

Sis, give me some money...

Rascal, all you ask is money. No way!

No! It's urgent!

Always!

Here's $200, one for each.

O.K. Be good!

No, sis, sis!

Hey! You know I'm in deep trouble this time!

I couldn't pull myself together!

You don't want me anymore?

Then I'll...

O. K! I'll leave!

- Hey... Do come more! - Why don't you make me stay?

Then stay a while, leave later on!

Make me stay!

I know you'll stay, why do I have to?

You make me sick!

I'm injured you still hit me, don't you love me anymore?

You don't love me anymore!

I know you still love me!

You rascal, where did you bring my baby?

You don't have to start yelling when you see somebody.

I don't only scold you, I'll beat you up.

Say it! Where is my baby?

You two really outrages! Hey, stop it.

After your daughter beat me, now you want to do the same?

Where's my baby? Say it!

I give you a call actually want to tell you.

Now I forgot everything.

I'm sorry, please forgive me!

Tell me where my baby is.

She packed everything and said she wanted to runaway with me.

But I didn't agree with her.

If you still treat her like a prisoner.

Sooner or later she'll run away with somebody else.

OK, I won't treat her like a prisoner anymore.

Hey, tell me where's my baby!

I won't run away with her, where could she be! Look!

Baby, baby...

Baby... Chuen, quickly come and fetch her luggage.

Baby, if you're unhappy, why don't you tell me?

You don't have to run away.

Mommy won't treat you like prisoner anymore.

Mom, I don't want to go to England.

O. K... I�ll promise.

Quick... Let's go home, hop in.

You still can't let go of that rascal?

Mom, he's not a rascal.

He persuaded me to go home.

Mom, Jacky's in trouble.

He owes somebody $100,000.

Jacky, don't go, where are you going?

I already told you, I don't want to borrow your mom's money.

Why do you need such a great sum of money.

He was being blackmailed.

Never mind,

it's me who met the wrong guys!

Where are you going? I'll leave with you.

I can lend you the money.

But Jacky can't pay you back in a short time,

he's just got fired.

O.K. You ask me for the money, or you want me to lend you.

It's just the same.

Mr. Kool's flight already confirm.

- Thank you. - No thanks.

Ticket!

Hey, you can't leave H.K. Behind stay.

Hong Kong is a nice place.

Let's go.

Master.

Master...

Why are you all here?

This bakery shop is my mom's.

Jacky, I thought you work at the garage?

No, her mom force me to work here, and called me Ah Mul.

Ask me to bake the cakes, try it!

O.K.

It still tastes like petroleum. Yes!

Master, you're great!

I'll give you a lift.

No need, Mam, I can take a bus.

Bye.

Baby, hop it, come.

Mom, I want to go with Jacky.

O.K. Be home early.

- Bye Mom. - Bye!

Jacky wait for me, I'll come with you.

Why do you ride a bus instead of a Rolls Royce?

Tell which is more expensive, a bus or a Rolls?

Of course a bus!

Why don't we study Buddha's palm and Lady dancing with a sword!

But mom wants me to go home early.

Let's study for a while, then I'll give you a lift home!

O. K...

Let's go home.

Excuse me... He'll answer your questions later.

Everybody, Excuse us...

There'll be a press conference soon.

Mr. Press, we've had a farewell party at the 3rd floor of the hotel.

Mr. Kool to change, please stand aside...

We've had a lot of guests waiting for Mr. Kool,

ask your questions later on.

Thank you... please leave first.

Excuse me, I'm looking for Mr. Kool.

Sorry, Mam.

Mr. Kool doesn't want to see anybody.

Thank you!

Yes, Carrie is here.

Mr. Kool.

Have you seen a girl with long hair?

Yes, but she's gone!

What are you doing?

Carrie!

Thank you everybody. Enjoy yourself.

- You concert is very successful. - Thanks.

Hello.

Where's Mr. Kool gone?

He's got something to do, after that he'll be back.

Please help yourself.

Stop gazing! He's leaving tomorrow.

Finally...

I'll ring the bell.

You can't see, how can you ring the bell?

- Chopsticks, open the door. - It's us!

Hurry up, chopsticks!

Chopsticks, open up, come on, we've come to say farewell.

Brothers and sister fellow colleagues,

please don't disturb him.

He's working on something very important.

What's so important?

- Love! - Chopsticks!

Please co-operate, please...

We just want to help him.

You can't help him at this situation.

Do not disturb, it's enough, let's go...

We haven't seen him for 10 years and that's all?

He'll be back soon, let's go...

I can't see anything, I could help him...

I'll be back for another concert next year in March.

I've got a years' time to train myself not to fall asleep during concert.

Mr. Kool, your luggage are already in the car.

It's time to go to the airport.

Thank you.

You go first.

I'll give you a lift home.

No need,

you still have to leave in any case.

I want to stay a little longer.

Enough, you still have to go! You've a plane to catch.

This sword is for you.

To cut the romance with a sword of wisdom.

You're not like chewing gum, once it sticks with you, you can't shake it off.

Who are you looking for?

- Are you Miss Kam? - I am.

Mr. Kool sends me to give you a present. Please sign.

Sis...

What?

This time I really got something good for you.

Something good? What's the catch!

- Come! - Why?

We're family, there's no catch.

Come, really I've got something for you, quick!

Go, what?

Give the way to the bride.

Propose it, what are you waiting for?

So rare a chance, someone wants to marry you, wear it!

Wear your face, do I've to marry him?

You don't want to? I want!

You're crazy!

Bravo!

Congratulations...