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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,407 --> 00:00:03,406 www.zocine.com watch movies and series! 2 00:00:53,407 --> 00:00:57,744 I'm sorry. I can't seem to find my purse. I must have ten of'em. 3 00:00:57,745 --> 00:01:01,039 - Can you just ring mine first, please? - There's someone ahead of you, sir. 4 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,250 I usually keep my change in my little change bear, but... 5 00:01:03,251 --> 00:01:06,369 That's almost interesting. How much is hers? 6 00:01:07,673 --> 00:01:09,883 - 5.26. - Just add it on, please. 7 00:01:09,884 --> 00:01:12,886 Hold on, hold on. If it's not in this one, it'll be in another one. 8 00:01:12,887 --> 00:01:16,098 - That'll be 9.65. - Thank you very much. - How sweet. 9 00:01:16,099 --> 00:01:18,600 - You didn't have to do that for me. - I didn't do it for you. 10 00:01:18,601 --> 00:01:21,979 Check some bags next time. 11 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:23,129 Jerk. 12 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:40,933 - How can I help you, Governor? - Some dirtbag... 13 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,811 dirtbag... from the attorney general's office... 14 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,731 had dared to mention the word "jail." 15 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:50,694 Waaah. 16 00:01:50,695 --> 00:01:53,780 Waaah! 17 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:59,854 - Somebody call the "waaambulance"! - What? What did you say? 18 00:02:08,464 --> 00:02:10,275 Governor, do you know what the number one 19 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,259 killer of politicians under the age of 60 is? 20 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:14,678 - No. - Self-pity. 21 00:02:14,679 --> 00:02:17,014 Now, Governor, I'll be more than happy to help you out of this mess... 22 00:02:17,015 --> 00:02:19,434 that you so willingly seem to have stepped into. 23 00:02:19,435 --> 00:02:22,562 - But you ought to do something. - What's that? 24 00:02:22,563 --> 00:02:25,273 - Stop crying. - I'll try. 25 00:02:25,274 --> 00:02:28,678 No, I mean right now. You're giving me a headache. 26 00:02:43,837 --> 00:02:48,215 Excuse me, folks, anything more to drink? 27 00:02:48,216 --> 00:02:50,990 - Do y'all have any single-malt scotch? - Sure do. 28 00:02:52,179 --> 00:02:54,870 So, what do you do for a living? 29 00:02:57,185 --> 00:03:01,522 You wanna tell me about it? You know, comfort of strangers and all that. 30 00:03:01,523 --> 00:03:03,632 No. 31 00:03:05,778 --> 00:03:07,887 Must be something on the Internet. 32 00:03:09,365 --> 00:03:11,741 Or finance. 33 00:03:11,742 --> 00:03:13,869 Genetic engineering, maybe? 34 00:03:13,870 --> 00:03:18,234 - I'm an image consultant, okay? - Okay. 35 00:03:39,064 --> 00:03:41,232 So you sort of troubleshoot for folks? 36 00:03:41,233 --> 00:03:45,218 You know, give 'em makeovers when they need revamping, right? 37 00:03:46,072 --> 00:03:48,449 Right. 38 00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:50,451 Hey, look... 39 00:03:50,452 --> 00:03:53,871 I'm flying to L.A. to start an anchor job in the local news... 40 00:03:53,872 --> 00:03:57,917 and I do not think that it's an accident that I'm sitting next to you. 41 00:03:57,918 --> 00:03:59,961 I see. So the cosmic purpose... 42 00:03:59,962 --> 00:04:02,631 of our meeting is for me to give you free advice. 43 00:04:02,632 --> 00:04:07,053 - What do I get out of it? - We don't know yet. 44 00:04:07,054 --> 00:04:09,923 But I'll owe you. 45 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:29,984 - If I do it, will you shut up? - Quiet as the dead. 46 00:04:32,248 --> 00:04:35,083 Your hair's too big, your brows are too dark, your nails are too long... 47 00:04:35,084 --> 00:04:37,086 and your foundation's too orange. 48 00:04:37,087 --> 00:04:40,673 Your perfume's too sweet. It's the news, honey, not the prom. 49 00:04:40,674 --> 00:04:43,927 - I like your eyes... - Thank you. 50 00:04:43,928 --> 00:04:46,846 Bluer. Try the tinted contacts. 51 00:04:46,847 --> 00:04:48,890 But only when you're anchoring or in L.A. 52 00:04:48,891 --> 00:04:52,311 - When you're on assignment, take them out. - What about my accent? 53 00:04:52,312 --> 00:04:54,688 I'm always being warned to stop saying "y'all." 54 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:58,192 Don't ever stop saying "y'all." Your "y'all" is your trademark. 55 00:04:58,193 --> 00:05:01,029 Say "y'all," and you'll be promoted in six months. 56 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:04,199 Say "y'all" with a smile, you'll be famous in 12. 57 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:08,829 Well, thank you. 58 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:10,456 You're welcome. 59 00:05:10,457 --> 00:05:14,406 Now, will you please shut up? 60 00:05:32,606 --> 00:05:37,194 All right, let me have him. Hello, Your Honour. How are you? 61 00:05:37,195 --> 00:05:39,655 Good. Thank you. 62 00:05:39,656 --> 00:05:41,647 Define "not exactly alone." 63 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:46,441 Your Honour, was this mannequin inflatable? 64 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:51,501 You know if the press... 65 00:05:51,502 --> 00:05:53,837 Dodged one bullet. 66 00:05:53,838 --> 00:05:56,280 Listen, this is all gonna blow over. 67 00:06:07,937 --> 00:06:11,341 Hey! Did you see the... 68 00:06:12,734 --> 00:06:14,215 the... 69 00:06:17,531 --> 00:06:18,846 Yeah. 70 00:06:22,078 --> 00:06:24,246 Twelve cream pies are on their way over to the stadium. 71 00:06:24,247 --> 00:06:26,665 Bob Riley expects you in the owner's box at 3:00. 72 00:06:26,666 --> 00:06:30,753 Amy will meet you there. And why are you wearing a yellow tie? 73 00:06:30,754 --> 00:06:34,006 Janet. How could you know I'm wearing my yellow tie? You can't even see me. 74 00:06:34,007 --> 00:06:36,342 I can hear the stress in your voice. 75 00:06:36,343 --> 00:06:38,178 Whenever you're stressed, you wear the yellow tie... 76 00:06:38,179 --> 00:06:41,014 which makes you feel all-powerful, so you're probably gonna yell at me... 77 00:06:41,015 --> 00:06:44,727 which I'm not in the mood for, so don't. 78 00:06:44,728 --> 00:06:49,398 - Nice tie. - I am not stressed. 79 00:06:49,399 --> 00:06:52,569 There is nothing wrong with me. I just didn't get enough sleep last night. 80 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:53,962 Can I have today's work, please? 81 00:06:53,987 --> 00:06:56,072 Take your phone off. You're with a human now. 82 00:06:56,073 --> 00:06:59,201 I did the ones and twos. There's a three, a four. 83 00:06:59,202 --> 00:07:02,747 I flagged the five in your mail. There's an eight on your desk to sign. 84 00:07:02,748 --> 00:07:05,617 And there's a ten standing in your office. 85 00:07:16,846 --> 00:07:19,056 Why did you let him in my office, Janet? 86 00:07:19,057 --> 00:07:22,060 He threatened me with a machete. 87 00:07:22,061 --> 00:07:24,419 He's your father, Russ. 88 00:07:28,234 --> 00:07:32,112 Wait 60 seconds and come in and tell me I'm late for something. 89 00:07:32,113 --> 00:07:35,599 - I hate you. - Fight fair. 90 00:07:41,248 --> 00:07:44,976 That's a nice photo of you, and Al De Niro. 91 00:07:45,001 --> 00:07:46,670 Robert De Niro. 92 00:07:46,671 --> 00:07:49,798 It's a nice photo of you and Robert De Niro. 93 00:07:49,799 --> 00:07:53,427 Well, it would be, except that's Al Pacino. 94 00:07:54,513 --> 00:07:57,307 So, Dad, what can I do for you? 95 00:07:57,308 --> 00:07:59,559 Did you get the cheque I sent over this morning? 96 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:02,168 Yes, yes, I did. 97 00:08:03,314 --> 00:08:06,192 But I didn't ask you for a cheque. 98 00:08:06,193 --> 00:08:08,966 I asked you to come over and help me lift a few things. 99 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,740 Well, time is money, Dad... 100 00:08:12,741 --> 00:08:14,701 and my time is worth a lot more than a mover's... 101 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:17,820 so I'm afraid the cheque is gonna have to do. 102 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:23,210 Look, your sister and her family are coming over for dinner tomorrow night. 103 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:26,339 You haven't seen your niece and nephew in a long time. 104 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:29,490 You may want some of those things in the attic. 105 00:08:29,515 --> 00:08:30,802 Like what, Dad? 106 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:35,084 - Some more of my childhood memorabilia? - You never know. 107 00:08:37,894 --> 00:08:40,187 How many times in the last 20 years that you lived in that house... 108 00:08:40,188 --> 00:08:43,900 have I ever asked you for anything? 109 00:08:43,901 --> 00:08:46,177 Anything at all? 110 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:53,536 Um, you're late for a very big meeting. 111 00:08:53,537 --> 00:08:56,747 Dozens of irate and highly important people are clamouring for you. 112 00:08:56,748 --> 00:08:59,417 There is pandemonium, I'm sure, somewhere... 113 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:02,453 and you really must go... right now. 114 00:09:03,756 --> 00:09:07,824 Good luck with the move, Dad. Let me know how it goes. 115 00:09:22,235 --> 00:09:26,322 Call Fred and see how the market closed. Check the NASD AQ Bye. 116 00:09:26,323 --> 00:09:27,472 That's perfect. 117 00:09:27,491 --> 00:09:28,449 You look brilliant. 118 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:31,327 Completely and utterly gorgeous. 119 00:09:31,328 --> 00:09:33,371 Don't look at me. Look out there. 120 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,624 Have we signed a new client? 121 00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:39,044 We made a bet. If I make him look handsome, I get a free hot dog. 122 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:43,215 - You're going to starve. - Not a chance. 123 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,218 - Thank you. - My pleasure. 124 00:09:45,219 --> 00:09:48,346 - Just don't share it with jerko. - No way. 125 00:09:48,347 --> 00:09:51,099 Watch your cholesterol, hot dog boy. Let me have that for you. 126 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:53,268 Hey, I worked hard for that! 127 00:09:53,269 --> 00:09:55,479 Amy, those hot dogs will kill you. 128 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,481 Besides, we're about to have lobster in cream sauce. 129 00:09:57,482 --> 00:10:00,985 I don't want lobster in cream sauce. I want hot dog in mustard sauce. 130 00:10:00,986 --> 00:10:02,987 Please stop biting your nails, Amy. 131 00:10:02,988 --> 00:10:06,241 Nail. I only bite one. Why do you care anyway? 132 00:10:06,242 --> 00:10:08,243 I care because you work for me. 133 00:10:08,244 --> 00:10:10,829 When you bite your nails, you're advertising weakness. 134 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:13,415 Really? Advertising weakness with one little nail? 135 00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:15,543 - What's this advertise? - Nice. 136 00:10:15,544 --> 00:10:17,837 - Hi, Mike. Is he in? - Waitin' for you. 137 00:10:17,838 --> 00:10:21,049 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 138 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:22,958 Hello. 139 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:26,638 - Hello. - I haven't seen you in a couple of days. 140 00:10:26,639 --> 00:10:28,891 - How have you been? - Fine. Now can we go in? 141 00:10:28,892 --> 00:10:33,521 No. This is the bit where you ask me. 142 00:10:33,522 --> 00:10:35,607 We're very late. I don't have time to... 143 00:10:35,608 --> 00:10:39,011 Go on. Give it a whirl. 144 00:10:43,032 --> 00:10:46,150 Hi, Amy. How are you doing? 145 00:10:47,454 --> 00:10:51,569 Fine. We're really late. 146 00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:56,421 Hey, the cavalry is here! 147 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:59,425 Russ Duritz to the rescue! 148 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:02,928 Here to save my sorry behind. 149 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:06,057 Josh, look after him. 150 00:11:06,058 --> 00:11:07,559 - Good luck. - Yeah. 151 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,602 Hi. I'm Josh, Mr Riley's assistant. 152 00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,688 - If you need anything... - I do. 153 00:11:11,689 --> 00:11:15,150 I need you to go up in the bleachers and find me a dozen 8-to 12-year-old kids. 154 00:11:15,151 --> 00:11:19,488 Eight boys, four girls. Five white, four Latino, three black. 155 00:11:19,489 --> 00:11:22,659 - Have 'em back here in three minutes. - Okay. 156 00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:24,786 I need to use your Hi-8 for this one. 157 00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:26,955 So why is everybody busting my chops? 158 00:11:26,956 --> 00:11:29,041 And the way I see this thing... 159 00:11:29,042 --> 00:11:33,003 it's just a little misunderstanding. 160 00:11:33,004 --> 00:11:35,131 Okay, Bob, let me see if I can explain to you... 161 00:11:35,132 --> 00:11:37,967 how other people see this little thing. 162 00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:40,637 You see, to Joe Baseball Fan out there, you're the guy that promised... 163 00:11:40,638 --> 00:11:43,431 you would give five percent of each ticket sold this season... 164 00:11:43,432 --> 00:11:46,477 to establishing a baseball camp for inner-city kids. 165 00:11:46,478 --> 00:11:49,271 You're also the guy that gave pictures to the press of kids... 166 00:11:49,272 --> 00:11:52,400 actually attending this camp which, in fact, does not exist. 167 00:11:52,401 --> 00:11:56,404 Yet. I was intending to get around to it, eventually. 168 00:11:56,405 --> 00:12:00,390 I am a very busy guy. 169 00:12:01,494 --> 00:12:03,787 No, Bob, you're not a busy man. 170 00:12:03,788 --> 00:12:06,957 See, what you are is a "stoopid" man. 171 00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:10,336 A very stupid guy who only played Mr Charitable... 172 00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:12,338 because you wanted to suck up to city council... 173 00:12:12,339 --> 00:12:16,009 so they'd build you a brand new baseball park. 174 00:12:16,010 --> 00:12:18,452 But guess what. Bye-bye, ballpark. 175 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,725 Hello, jail. 176 00:12:22,726 --> 00:12:24,408 So what's your big plan? 177 00:12:24,433 --> 00:12:27,772 How do you feel about chocolate cream pie? 178 00:12:27,773 --> 00:12:31,860 Why? You gonna feed the kids cream pie to get me out of this mess? 179 00:12:31,861 --> 00:12:35,114 No. The kids are gonna feed you cream pie and get you out of this mess. 180 00:12:35,115 --> 00:12:37,700 Bob... 181 00:12:37,701 --> 00:12:39,810 prepare to be pied. 182 00:12:41,246 --> 00:12:43,832 I deserve it! 183 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:45,917 More pie in the face! 184 00:12:45,918 --> 00:12:48,378 Bob, the press is gonna eat this up. 185 00:12:48,379 --> 00:12:50,422 Amy, what do you think? 186 00:12:50,423 --> 00:12:53,874 - Amy? Amy? - You want to know what I think? 187 00:12:54,594 --> 00:12:57,305 I think there's something very creepy about all this. 188 00:12:57,306 --> 00:13:00,475 Amy, Amy, I swear to you... 189 00:13:00,476 --> 00:13:04,563 I will make sure that the editing of this tape is handled tastefully, okay? 190 00:13:04,564 --> 00:13:07,399 - I'm sure you will. - No, I promise. 191 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,027 - We didn't do anything wrong today. - No. 192 00:13:10,028 --> 00:13:14,063 We did the right thing by our client, Bob Riley. 193 00:13:14,088 --> 00:13:15,408 I love him. 194 00:13:15,409 --> 00:13:20,747 Russ, today we shamelessly exploited innocent children... 195 00:13:20,748 --> 00:13:24,614 just to help some crook with his cash flow problems. 196 00:13:28,048 --> 00:13:30,925 Are you gonna finish this last piece of yellowtail? 197 00:13:30,926 --> 00:13:33,261 Russ, you should be concerned about this. You're turning 40 in... 198 00:13:33,262 --> 00:13:34,438 Thank you so much for bringing that up. 199 00:13:34,463 --> 00:13:36,348 You're at an age when... - What, and you're not at an age... 200 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,433 Yes, we both are. 201 00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:40,845 Well, we can't go around any more talking about 202 00:13:40,870 --> 00:13:43,105 what we're going to be like when we grow up. 203 00:13:43,106 --> 00:13:44,884 We are up. 204 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,946 - Is that it? - Yeah. 205 00:13:49,947 --> 00:13:53,617 - You finished? - Yeah, I'm finished. 206 00:13:53,618 --> 00:13:56,245 Good. 207 00:13:56,246 --> 00:13:59,457 Toshiya, if you get called a jerk four times... 208 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,626 in the same day, does that make it true? 209 00:14:01,627 --> 00:14:04,254 - What, only four? Did you get up late? - Excuse me. 210 00:14:04,255 --> 00:14:07,424 - I'm asking Toshiya. - Just four times, a pattern. 211 00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:09,968 It have to be five times to be a fact. 212 00:14:09,969 --> 00:14:13,055 Thank you very much. You see? There is hope. 213 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,108 Jerk. 214 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,672 Thank you. 215 00:14:22,149 --> 00:14:25,553 Yo, Pedro, make sure this gets in the trash. 216 00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:36,080 Yes! 217 00:14:36,081 --> 00:14:41,128 That was fantastic! I can't believe you just did such a fantastic thing! 218 00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:43,213 Me neither. 219 00:14:43,214 --> 00:14:45,454 I must really be stressed out. 220 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,431 Probably still in there. 221 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:56,186 You are not going Dumpster diving to look for that stinky, fish-encrusted tape. 222 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:59,481 You're right. I shouldn't go in there. 223 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,026 I'm wearing a $2,000 suit. Come on. I'll give you a boost. 224 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,819 Come on, come on, come on. Distract yourself. 225 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:06,698 Honour your instincts. Look at the moon. Look at it. 226 00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:10,849 - What? Look at what? - Look. 227 00:15:11,871 --> 00:15:15,791 Isn't it lovely? It's big, it's beautiful, it's... 228 00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,127 revolving around the earth, proving once again... 229 00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:21,380 that the universe does not revolve around you. 230 00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:23,621 It's worth a look, if you ask me. 231 00:15:24,802 --> 00:15:27,012 Are you looking? 232 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:29,014 - I looked. - Look again! - Okay... 233 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,517 Okay! Amy... 234 00:15:31,518 --> 00:15:33,519 Quit fooling around, all right? I looked. 235 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,521 Now can we go? 236 00:15:35,522 --> 00:15:38,816 - Come on, grumpy. - Hey, will you stop? 237 00:15:38,817 --> 00:15:41,611 I stopped. 238 00:15:41,612 --> 00:15:44,185 I want to show you something. Tell me if you think this is cute. 239 00:15:45,909 --> 00:15:50,538 Look at the moon! It's so big and round... 240 00:15:50,539 --> 00:15:53,374 and when I look at it, I'm all perky and excited and... 241 00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:57,253 no one would ever know that I'm almost 30! 242 00:15:57,254 --> 00:15:59,422 What do you think? 243 00:15:59,423 --> 00:16:02,031 Cute or just stupid? 244 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:10,518 You know, Russ, just when I think I've seen the worst... 245 00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:14,503 that there's no possible way you could be more of a jerk... 246 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,946 you outdo yourself. 247 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,270 And then... 248 00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:28,788 just when I'm about to leave, you do something. 249 00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:33,252 Like tonight, when you threw that tape away. 250 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:37,747 Then I get the tiniest, briefest glimpse of the kid in you. 251 00:16:39,468 --> 00:16:43,012 That's when I decide to hang around for five more minutes... 252 00:16:43,013 --> 00:16:45,253 see what happens next. 253 00:16:46,976 --> 00:16:49,299 Bye. 254 00:17:14,006 --> 00:17:15,684 Janet, I want you on the phone with the alarm 255 00:17:15,709 --> 00:17:17,217 company first thing in the morning, okay? 256 00:17:17,218 --> 00:17:19,970 There is no way anybody should ever get inside those gates. 257 00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:23,307 Ever! As a matter of fact, get 'em on the phone right now, and you tell them... 258 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:23,892 It's 3:00 a.m. 259 00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:25,643 Janet, I don't care if it's 3:00 in the morning. 260 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:28,646 They're supposed to be a 24-hour security service, okay? 261 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,857 I want the sensitivity set on ten. 262 00:17:30,858 --> 00:17:33,985 I want electrocution. I want charred flesh. Do you understand? 263 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,364 - Write it down. Janet. - "Charred flesh." - Write it down! 264 00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:40,701 It was probably just some neighbourhood kid. I don't know why you're so upset. 265 00:17:40,702 --> 00:17:44,872 - I'm not upset. I'm just mad. - Okay. Mad. Not upset. 266 00:17:44,873 --> 00:17:48,293 You know, maybe we should get a new security company, okay? 267 00:17:48,294 --> 00:17:51,004 I want rottweilers. I want big, scary rottweilers. 268 00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:54,216 I want the guy who trains the rottweilers to be afraid to come over here, okay? 269 00:17:54,217 --> 00:17:57,470 - I want a moat with lava. - "Moat with lava." 270 00:17:57,471 --> 00:17:59,639 Trolls with that? Evil ones? 271 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,225 No, Janet. No trolls. 272 00:18:02,226 --> 00:18:06,563 - Hello? Russ. It's Dad. - Hold on a second, Janet. 273 00:18:06,564 --> 00:18:10,108 - Honey, I'm so sorry. - I know I asked earlier... 274 00:18:10,109 --> 00:18:12,736 but. Um. It'd be nice to have you here for dinner. 275 00:18:12,737 --> 00:18:15,740 I know Joanne and the kids would love to see you. 276 00:18:15,741 --> 00:18:18,514 And. Well. If your schedule opens up... 277 00:18:19,995 --> 00:18:24,625 - Janet, I am going to bed. - Good idea. Me too. 278 00:18:24,626 --> 00:18:27,294 I do not wish to talk to you or anyone else... 279 00:18:27,295 --> 00:18:29,547 on this planet for the next three hours. 280 00:18:29,548 --> 00:18:31,705 - Guess what. Neither do I. - Goodbye. 281 00:20:13,704 --> 00:20:15,706 "Rusty." 282 00:20:15,707 --> 00:20:18,861 Dad, you are really gettin' weird. 283 00:20:56,835 --> 00:20:59,420 Hey! 284 00:20:59,421 --> 00:21:02,007 Hey! 285 00:21:02,008 --> 00:21:04,676 Hey, stop! Stop! Come back! 286 00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:08,097 Come back here! Hey! 287 00:21:08,098 --> 00:21:11,003 Gotcha! 288 00:21:15,314 --> 00:21:18,266 Hey! Hey! 289 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,717 Hey! Hey! 290 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,745 Get it outta here! 291 00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:04,576 Look out, idiot! 292 00:22:04,577 --> 00:22:07,529 Move it, you jerk! 293 00:22:09,582 --> 00:22:12,238 Hey! 294 00:22:36,195 --> 00:22:38,488 Hey! 295 00:22:38,489 --> 00:22:40,647 Hey! 296 00:22:46,415 --> 00:22:48,833 Hey! 297 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,694 Hey! 298 00:23:21,829 --> 00:23:24,414 Good evening. 299 00:23:24,415 --> 00:23:27,584 A kid just... 300 00:23:27,585 --> 00:23:30,838 ran in here a moment ago, and... 301 00:23:30,839 --> 00:23:33,612 Any of you see anything? 302 00:23:34,926 --> 00:23:37,595 Can any of you see anything? 303 00:23:37,596 --> 00:23:39,597 For we can fly 304 00:23:39,598 --> 00:23:44,728 'Cause this kid who, was just here... 305 00:23:44,729 --> 00:23:46,772 Up. Up and away 306 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:50,192 - He... - See you later. 307 00:23:50,193 --> 00:23:52,801 Hey! Officer! 308 00:23:56,701 --> 00:24:02,581 The world's a nicer place in my beautiful balloon 309 00:24:02,582 --> 00:24:05,190 It wears a nicer face 310 00:24:24,523 --> 00:24:26,900 Good morning, Doctor. 311 00:24:26,901 --> 00:24:28,256 I'd like to get right to the point, if you 312 00:24:28,281 --> 00:24:29,736 don't mind. I've got a meeting in ten minutes. 313 00:24:29,737 --> 00:24:31,822 You're entitled to a 50-minute hour. 314 00:24:31,823 --> 00:24:34,158 Thank you, but I only require a five-minute hour... 315 00:24:34,159 --> 00:24:36,160 or however long it takes you to write a prescription. 316 00:24:36,161 --> 00:24:38,579 I see. 317 00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:41,082 We should talk about this. Why don't you sit down. 318 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:43,543 No, thank you. I don't want to sit down. 319 00:24:43,544 --> 00:24:45,670 It all starts with sitting down. 320 00:24:45,671 --> 00:24:48,090 You sit down, and then before you know it... 321 00:24:48,091 --> 00:24:50,634 twelve years has gone by, and you're still talking about... 322 00:24:50,635 --> 00:24:52,636 the time you saw your mother naked in the shower. 323 00:24:52,637 --> 00:24:54,805 You saw your mother naked in the shower? 324 00:24:54,806 --> 00:24:58,768 No! I'm just saying I'm happy to stand, okay? 325 00:24:58,769 --> 00:25:00,854 Look, I-I-I don't want therapy. 326 00:25:00,855 --> 00:25:04,524 - I don't need therapy. - Why do you feel that way? 327 00:25:04,525 --> 00:25:07,987 Because I'm not like the other nutballs that roll through here, okay? 328 00:25:07,988 --> 00:25:10,573 I don't have a smoking problem. I don't have a drinking problem. 329 00:25:10,574 --> 00:25:13,159 I don't have a closet full of ladies' undergarments. 330 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:18,039 Sit down, Mr Duritz, and tell me what the problem is. 331 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,877 - No, you don't! - Mr Duritz, I'm not trying to trick you. 332 00:25:21,878 --> 00:25:24,380 I'm trying to understand your issues. 333 00:25:24,381 --> 00:25:28,050 Issue. Issue, singular. Just one. 334 00:25:28,051 --> 00:25:31,169 All right. What is it? 335 00:25:35,184 --> 00:25:38,228 For the last few weeks... 336 00:25:38,229 --> 00:25:41,482 I have been seeing a guy in a plane. 337 00:25:41,483 --> 00:25:44,068 I see. 338 00:25:44,069 --> 00:25:46,571 Not that kind of seeing! I mean... 339 00:25:46,572 --> 00:25:50,158 I've been hallucinating a guy in a plane. 340 00:25:50,159 --> 00:25:54,621 And these delusions, or whatever it is you people call them... 341 00:25:54,622 --> 00:25:56,415 seem to be getting worse. 342 00:25:56,416 --> 00:26:00,461 Anyway, now I'm seeing a kid. 343 00:26:00,462 --> 00:26:05,884 And you think this kid is a hallucination too? 344 00:26:05,885 --> 00:26:07,636 Yes. 345 00:26:07,637 --> 00:26:11,932 Is he someone you knew from your past, from your childhood? 346 00:26:11,933 --> 00:26:15,311 No, not from my childhood. I've forgotten my childhood. 347 00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:17,855 My childhood is in the past, where it belongs. 348 00:26:17,856 --> 00:26:21,556 But doesn't want to stay in the past, does it? 349 00:26:24,489 --> 00:26:27,741 Mr Duritz, I notice your eye is twitching. 350 00:26:27,742 --> 00:26:30,745 - I don't have a tic. - I didn't say you had a tic. 351 00:26:30,746 --> 00:26:34,624 It's not a tic. I have dry eyes. Why are you asking me about my dry eyes? 352 00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:37,961 - Why are you so upset? - Because I'm having hallucinations! 353 00:26:37,962 --> 00:26:40,631 And I'm asking you to make them go away... 354 00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:44,912 with very powerful medication that I can pick up on my way to work. 355 00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:49,210 Please, ma'am. 356 00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:56,773 Mr Duritz, you will pick up your powerful medicine... 357 00:26:56,774 --> 00:26:59,652 and then you will... 358 00:26:59,653 --> 00:27:02,238 go home and take the rest of the day off. 359 00:27:02,239 --> 00:27:06,576 - Yes, ma'am. - This is for a total of four pills. 360 00:27:06,577 --> 00:27:09,746 They will help to keep you calm until tomorrow at 4:00... 361 00:27:09,747 --> 00:27:13,125 at which time I expect to see you back here in my office... 362 00:27:13,126 --> 00:27:16,253 for an appointment, which you must promise to keep. 363 00:27:16,254 --> 00:27:18,589 Yes, ma'am. 364 00:27:18,590 --> 00:27:22,010 You're having these hallucinations for a reason. 365 00:27:22,011 --> 00:27:24,721 - Yes, ma'am. - And Mr Duritz... 366 00:27:24,722 --> 00:27:27,793 you need to figure out what that reason is. 367 00:27:29,352 --> 00:27:31,461 Thank you. 368 00:27:35,901 --> 00:27:38,152 The woman in question. If I understand it correctly... 369 00:27:38,153 --> 00:27:40,530 she was your pilates instructor. 370 00:27:40,531 --> 00:27:44,493 - Um. Well... - Yeah, are you watching this? 371 00:27:44,494 --> 00:27:45,239 Unfortunately, yes. 372 00:27:45,264 --> 00:27:47,121 I mean. Not beautiful like you are. Honey. 373 00:27:47,122 --> 00:27:48,060 That's good. 374 00:27:48,085 --> 00:27:50,875 Why won't hejust say what I told him to say? 375 00:27:50,876 --> 00:27:53,628 - He's an actor. He's improvising. - Give me his cell phone number. 376 00:27:53,629 --> 00:27:55,547 They won't let him take his cell phone to the set. 377 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:58,300 Well, just get me any number, okay, Janet? 378 00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,385 Coast Guard, the police. 379 00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:03,013 Just get me a number before he spontaneously combusts. 380 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:05,337 Let me see if I can get the power taken out in Atlanta. 381 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,853 Okay, go. 382 00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:14,425 Okay, got it. Bye. 383 00:28:40,013 --> 00:28:43,131 - You! - Don't get mad. I'll clean it up. 384 00:28:45,645 --> 00:28:47,220 Don't move! 385 00:28:50,608 --> 00:28:54,695 Look, look, this has just gotta stop, okay? This is... This is wrong! 386 00:28:54,696 --> 00:28:57,615 You can't just go around breaking into people's houses like this! 387 00:28:57,616 --> 00:28:59,743 It's against the law! 388 00:28:59,744 --> 00:29:02,662 I'm just gonna call the police now, all right? 389 00:29:02,663 --> 00:29:04,856 Tell them... 390 00:29:20,475 --> 00:29:22,601 Do I know you? 391 00:29:22,602 --> 00:29:24,961 I don't know. 392 00:29:31,362 --> 00:29:33,471 Why do you keep comin' back here? 393 00:29:37,619 --> 00:29:39,728 I came back to get my plane. 394 00:29:40,831 --> 00:29:44,834 - And then I saw the popcorn. - Your plane? 395 00:29:44,835 --> 00:29:48,505 My mom gave it to me for Christmas. How'd you get it? 396 00:29:48,506 --> 00:29:51,383 That is my plane, okay? 397 00:29:51,384 --> 00:29:54,303 My dad just dropped it off over here. 398 00:29:54,304 --> 00:29:59,380 Okay? It was in his attic for a long time. I've had that plane for 30... 399 00:30:11,615 --> 00:30:13,866 thirty years. 400 00:30:13,867 --> 00:30:15,701 Then why does it have my name on it? 401 00:30:15,702 --> 00:30:18,987 Look. Right here. "Rusty." 402 00:30:21,459 --> 00:30:23,543 Russell Morley Duritz. 403 00:30:23,544 --> 00:30:27,047 I hate that stupid name! 404 00:30:27,048 --> 00:30:29,550 How'd you know my name? 405 00:30:29,551 --> 00:30:33,042 Mother's name is Gloria. Your father's name is Sam. 406 00:30:33,067 --> 00:30:35,056 How do you know all that? 407 00:30:35,057 --> 00:30:37,893 - Your sister's name is Joanne. - But everybody calls her... 408 00:30:37,894 --> 00:30:40,501 - Josie. - Josie. 409 00:31:23,861 --> 00:31:26,054 Hi. 410 00:31:27,782 --> 00:31:30,242 Hi. 411 00:31:30,243 --> 00:31:34,205 Are you who I think you are? 412 00:31:34,206 --> 00:31:36,749 I don't know. 413 00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:40,086 How did I get here? 414 00:31:40,087 --> 00:31:41,995 I don't know. 415 00:31:44,259 --> 00:31:46,593 Holy smokes. 416 00:31:46,594 --> 00:31:49,638 How old are you? 417 00:31:49,639 --> 00:31:52,600 Forty in a couple days. 418 00:31:52,601 --> 00:31:56,502 That is old. 419 00:31:57,648 --> 00:32:01,068 I'm turning eight in a couple days. 420 00:32:01,069 --> 00:32:04,321 Eight. 421 00:32:04,322 --> 00:32:06,515 You're eight. 422 00:32:07,826 --> 00:32:09,118 I'm eight. 423 00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:11,454 This is scary. 424 00:32:11,455 --> 00:32:14,332 No. 425 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,740 This is hilarious. 426 00:32:31,602 --> 00:32:37,024 All right. I'm just going to the kitchen. I'm gonna make a sandwich. 427 00:32:37,025 --> 00:32:40,403 There's safety in sandwiches. 428 00:32:40,404 --> 00:32:44,574 See? There's safety in sandwiches, see? 429 00:32:44,575 --> 00:32:49,705 It's funny how he knew that we called Joanne "Josie." 430 00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:54,293 But only I know the secret name... 431 00:32:54,294 --> 00:32:59,132 I had for Aunt Cathy when she was having her epileptic spells. 432 00:32:59,133 --> 00:33:01,326 Aunt Spazzy! 433 00:33:03,304 --> 00:33:06,390 Safety. Safety in a sandwich. 434 00:33:06,391 --> 00:33:08,559 Safety in a sandwich. 435 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,761 Safety in a sandwich. Safety... 436 00:33:14,024 --> 00:33:15,316 Get out! 437 00:33:15,317 --> 00:33:17,694 Okay, hallucination? Get out! 438 00:33:17,695 --> 00:33:19,696 - Am I having a nightmare? - No. 439 00:33:19,697 --> 00:33:21,907 You are not having a nightmare, you see. 440 00:33:21,908 --> 00:33:24,910 You do not exist. 441 00:33:24,911 --> 00:33:29,582 I am having a nightmare, okay, and my nervous breakdown. 442 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:32,335 This is my first nervous breakdown, so I'm not quite sure how they're supposed to go. 443 00:33:32,336 --> 00:33:35,255 But I'm pretty sure that I'm dreaming, you understand? Dreaming! Dreaming! 444 00:33:35,256 --> 00:33:37,883 Dreaming! Dreaming! Okay? 445 00:33:37,884 --> 00:33:40,094 I don't think you're dreaming... 446 00:33:40,095 --> 00:33:42,930 'cause you're talking, and your eye is sort of twitching. 447 00:33:42,931 --> 00:33:47,602 Hey! I don't have time to go crazy, okay? 448 00:33:47,603 --> 00:33:50,439 So if you want me to go crazy, you're gonna have to get on the phone... 449 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,685 and call Janet just like everybody else and schedule an appointment! 450 00:33:56,071 --> 00:33:58,531 Good. Okay. 451 00:33:58,532 --> 00:34:00,950 Make contact with the outside world. 452 00:34:00,951 --> 00:34:04,079 - Hi, Janet. It's Russ. - Hi. You okay? - No, no, good. 453 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:08,166 Nothing. Fine. No, I just came upstairs to return my calls. 454 00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:11,754 You wanna hear something funny? I was downstairs and now I'm upstairs. 455 00:34:11,755 --> 00:34:13,464 - Hey. - You see... 456 00:34:13,465 --> 00:34:17,093 - You dropped this. - Russ. Hello? 457 00:34:17,094 --> 00:34:20,889 Safety in a sandwich. Safety in a sandwich. Safety! 458 00:34:20,890 --> 00:34:23,961 Safety in a sandwich. 459 00:34:28,565 --> 00:34:31,234 You are just a hallucination! 460 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,973 One that is about to disappear. 461 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,848 Prepare to disappear! 462 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:45,613 Prepare to disappear. 463 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:49,545 I'm sitting on the floor. 464 00:34:49,546 --> 00:34:52,299 I'm taking the very powerful medication. 465 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:55,869 Just waiting for it to kick in. Prepare to disappear! 466 00:35:08,192 --> 00:35:10,861 Disappeared? 467 00:35:10,862 --> 00:35:13,897 Very powerful medicine seems to be working. 468 00:35:16,910 --> 00:35:19,435 I'm still here. 469 00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:54,409 I'm not throwing your dismembered enemies into the Dumpster. 470 00:35:54,410 --> 00:35:56,519 I've got my limits. 471 00:35:58,915 --> 00:36:02,418 Do you remember when I had you sign those confidentiality papers at the office? 472 00:36:02,419 --> 00:36:04,920 - Yeah. - And do you remember me telling you... 473 00:36:04,921 --> 00:36:08,883 that if you ever said anything to anyone about anything that happens in this company... 474 00:36:08,884 --> 00:36:12,804 that I would not only sue you, but I would bring you to financial ruin? 475 00:36:12,805 --> 00:36:15,766 Snore. 476 00:36:15,767 --> 00:36:17,959 Okay, then. 477 00:36:34,621 --> 00:36:38,866 You can... You can see him? 478 00:36:40,002 --> 00:36:43,671 Yes, I, um, can. 479 00:36:43,672 --> 00:36:46,508 You could see a little boy standing there? 480 00:36:46,509 --> 00:36:49,094 Yes. 481 00:36:49,095 --> 00:36:51,502 I'm pretty sure. 482 00:36:52,557 --> 00:36:54,750 Okay. 483 00:36:58,355 --> 00:37:01,608 This little boy is me at age eight. 484 00:37:01,609 --> 00:37:04,111 And I want you to make him disappear. 485 00:37:04,112 --> 00:37:05,904 - He's you? - Yeah. 486 00:37:05,905 --> 00:37:07,114 At age eight? 487 00:37:07,115 --> 00:37:11,118 And you want me to make him disappear? 488 00:37:11,119 --> 00:37:13,997 Please. 489 00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:16,499 - How was the therapist this morning? - Do it, Janet! 490 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:19,035 How am I supposed to make a kid disappear? 491 00:37:19,060 --> 00:37:20,921 Hey, you are the assistant! 492 00:37:20,922 --> 00:37:22,923 Figure it out, okay? 493 00:37:22,924 --> 00:37:25,176 You yelled at me! That is great. That... That helps. 494 00:37:25,177 --> 00:37:26,969 I feel I'm thinking more clearly. 495 00:37:26,970 --> 00:37:31,465 I-I feel I-I'm just more in touch with my, my magic assistant powers. 496 00:37:32,393 --> 00:37:35,812 Alakazam, alakazam. Dalakazam kazoo. 497 00:37:35,813 --> 00:37:38,399 Boom! Presto! Ha! 498 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,820 - Hi. - Didn't work. 499 00:37:42,821 --> 00:37:45,263 I should've worn my magic bra and panties. 500 00:37:46,450 --> 00:37:48,477 Get in the car. 501 00:37:49,871 --> 00:37:52,706 - I'm really disappointed in you, Janet. - Fired, I hope. 502 00:37:52,707 --> 00:37:56,418 - No. Forget about your bonus. - Boo hoo. What about my dental? 503 00:37:56,419 --> 00:37:59,464 My boss appears to have lost his mind. 504 00:37:59,465 --> 00:38:02,175 Sure you wouldn't rather stay here with me? 505 00:38:02,176 --> 00:38:03,870 I'll be okay. 506 00:38:08,391 --> 00:38:13,503 Waaah! Waaah! Somebody call the "waaambulance"! 507 00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:17,191 What are you crying about anyway? 508 00:38:17,192 --> 00:38:18,902 I just wanna go home. 509 00:38:18,903 --> 00:38:21,196 Well, I'm trying to get you home, okay? 510 00:38:21,197 --> 00:38:21,916 Am I in trouble? 511 00:38:21,941 --> 00:38:24,074 You're gonna be in trouble if you wipe that snot... 512 00:38:24,075 --> 00:38:27,244 on my calfskin seat... Don't do it. 513 00:38:27,245 --> 00:38:29,372 Just try and remember where you live, okay? 514 00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:30,611 You should know that. 515 00:38:30,636 --> 00:38:33,501 Well, I don't know that. We moved 12 times. 516 00:38:33,502 --> 00:38:35,587 We move a dozen times? 517 00:38:35,588 --> 00:38:40,467 - Yes. A dozen is 12. We moved 12 times. - What happens? 518 00:38:40,468 --> 00:38:42,594 What happens? A big truck comes... 519 00:38:42,595 --> 00:38:45,681 they put all your stuff inside, and you move to another house. 520 00:38:45,682 --> 00:38:46,586 Twelve times. 521 00:38:46,611 --> 00:38:49,322 Look! There it is right there! Remember it now? 522 00:38:58,613 --> 00:38:59,687 No. 523 00:38:59,712 --> 00:39:02,909 Look, that's where we fell off the roof last year. 524 00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:05,809 That's the bush we fell onto. And that's where 525 00:39:05,834 --> 00:39:08,707 the really big possum crawled under the house. 526 00:39:08,708 --> 00:39:09,479 Remember? 527 00:39:09,504 --> 00:39:11,793 Yeah, that was one of life's big events... 528 00:39:11,794 --> 00:39:13,837 when the possum crawled under the house. 529 00:39:13,838 --> 00:39:17,758 - How could I forget? - You don't remember the possum? 530 00:39:17,759 --> 00:39:19,844 It was, like, this big! 531 00:39:19,845 --> 00:39:23,223 And it had really long teeth. 532 00:39:23,224 --> 00:39:27,519 He took our sneaker in his mouth and ran off with it. You've gotta remember that. 533 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,927 Hey, I don't remember the possum, okay? 534 00:39:30,941 --> 00:39:33,192 I hardly remember living here at all. 535 00:39:33,193 --> 00:39:36,560 But you do, and that's all that counts. Get out. 536 00:39:39,241 --> 00:39:43,771 Wait. The house. It's different. 537 00:39:45,248 --> 00:39:48,533 - Bye, honey. - Who are they? 538 00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:56,329 What am I gonna do? 539 00:39:59,597 --> 00:40:01,042 What now? 540 00:40:03,476 --> 00:40:06,562 Hey, will you knock off the waterworks, okay? 541 00:40:06,563 --> 00:40:10,942 You know what the number one killer of kids under the age of 8 is? Self-pity. 542 00:40:10,943 --> 00:40:13,111 And you're already pitiful enough. 543 00:40:13,112 --> 00:40:15,601 Well, at least I don't do this! 544 00:40:18,326 --> 00:40:20,353 Nice. 545 00:40:22,789 --> 00:40:28,503 Chester! Here, boy! Come on, Chester! 546 00:40:28,504 --> 00:40:31,006 Chester! 547 00:40:31,007 --> 00:40:34,576 Here, boy! Come on, Chester! 548 00:40:35,929 --> 00:40:38,306 Chester! 549 00:40:38,307 --> 00:40:41,809 Come on, Chester! Chester! 550 00:40:41,810 --> 00:40:43,812 Here, boy! Come on, Chester! 551 00:40:43,813 --> 00:40:46,273 - Chester! - Kid, will you stop that yelling? 552 00:40:46,274 --> 00:40:49,392 - Chester! - Hey! Now! 553 00:40:50,570 --> 00:40:52,863 Where's Chester? 554 00:40:52,864 --> 00:40:55,992 - Who is Chester? - My dog. 555 00:40:55,993 --> 00:40:58,411 The dog I'm going to get when I grow up. 556 00:40:58,412 --> 00:41:02,749 The world's greatest dog. 557 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:05,210 The one who rides in the back of my truck... 558 00:41:05,211 --> 00:41:08,297 plays Frisbee, goes everywhere I go. 559 00:41:08,298 --> 00:41:12,218 - Chester! - Bad news, kid. 560 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:16,056 - No dog here. - What do you mean? 561 00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:19,267 I mean no dog. There's no dog here. 562 00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:23,564 - I don't own a dog. - No dog? No dog? 563 00:41:23,565 --> 00:41:27,610 - I grow up to be a guy with no dog? - That's right. 564 00:41:27,611 --> 00:41:31,726 - Why don't I have a dog? - Because I don't want a dog, okay? 565 00:41:32,742 --> 00:41:35,994 I can't take care of a dog. 566 00:41:35,995 --> 00:41:38,372 I travel all the time for work. 567 00:41:38,373 --> 00:41:40,666 You travel for work? 568 00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:43,503 I grow up to fly jets, right? I knew it! 569 00:41:43,504 --> 00:41:46,381 I knew I would grow up to fly jets! 570 00:41:46,382 --> 00:41:48,466 No. 571 00:41:48,467 --> 00:41:52,095 - No, I don't fly jets? - Not really, no. 572 00:41:52,096 --> 00:41:55,808 - What do I do then? - You're an image consultant. 573 00:41:55,809 --> 00:41:59,103 What's that? 574 00:41:59,104 --> 00:42:01,022 It's... 575 00:42:01,023 --> 00:42:04,317 - What does a consultant do? - Consult. 576 00:42:04,318 --> 00:42:07,195 But what do I do? 577 00:42:07,196 --> 00:42:09,990 You don't do anything. You tell other people what to do. 578 00:42:09,991 --> 00:42:12,118 That's the fun of it. You boss people around. 579 00:42:12,119 --> 00:42:14,276 Like this. Stop talking! 580 00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:22,379 Shouldn't there be a lady here somewhere? 581 00:42:22,380 --> 00:42:26,383 What do you mean, a lady living here? No. I live alone. 582 00:42:26,384 --> 00:42:29,428 I thought you said you were 40. 583 00:42:29,429 --> 00:42:32,557 I said I was almost 40. So? 584 00:42:32,558 --> 00:42:35,685 So, I'm 40, I'm not married... 585 00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:38,841 I don't fly jets, and I don't have a dog? 586 00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:43,514 I grow up to be a loser. 587 00:42:45,906 --> 00:42:49,617 John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 588 00:42:49,618 --> 00:42:52,746 That's my name too 589 00:42:52,747 --> 00:42:56,375 Whenever we go out the people always shout 590 00:42:56,376 --> 00:42:58,502 There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 591 00:42:58,503 --> 00:43:00,421 Da na na na na na na 592 00:43:00,422 --> 00:43:03,925 John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 593 00:43:03,926 --> 00:43:06,970 That's my name too 594 00:43:06,971 --> 00:43:10,182 Whenever we go out the people always shout 595 00:43:10,183 --> 00:43:12,601 There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 596 00:43:12,602 --> 00:43:15,604 Da na na na na na na 597 00:43:15,605 --> 00:43:19,233 Look at it! Man! 598 00:43:19,234 --> 00:43:23,405 Gee! Holy smokes! Holy Moses! 599 00:43:23,406 --> 00:43:25,515 Look at the moon! 600 00:43:27,118 --> 00:43:29,661 - Far out! - Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Stop that yelling! 601 00:43:29,662 --> 00:43:31,914 - Holy Moses! - What are you doing up? 602 00:43:31,915 --> 00:43:34,083 Look at it! It's huge! 603 00:43:34,084 --> 00:43:37,712 What is with you people? It's the moon, okay? 604 00:43:37,713 --> 00:43:40,215 You travel 30 years across time... 605 00:43:40,216 --> 00:43:43,176 and all you can do is stand out here and scream about the moon coming up? 606 00:43:43,177 --> 00:43:47,223 But you can see the man in the moon really good tonight! 607 00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:49,433 Well, did he speak to you? 608 00:43:49,434 --> 00:43:51,602 Did he invite you up for a little bit of cheese? 609 00:43:51,603 --> 00:43:54,189 Did he blow fart bubbles out of his butt? 610 00:43:54,190 --> 00:43:56,274 Because if he didn't, then there really isn't any reason... 611 00:43:56,275 --> 00:43:58,443 to be excited about the moon, is there? 612 00:43:58,444 --> 00:44:02,072 Sorry. I'll never get excited again. 613 00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:04,183 Obviously. 614 00:44:05,369 --> 00:44:06,953 Wait! 615 00:44:06,954 --> 00:44:09,396 Can I ask you a question? 616 00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:15,109 Why does the moon get, like, orangy sometimes? 617 00:44:18,258 --> 00:44:22,386 Because there is a... 618 00:44:22,387 --> 00:44:25,161 a band of... 619 00:44:31,314 --> 00:44:35,609 Just shut up and go to sleep, okay? 620 00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:37,820 Or better yet, go away! 621 00:44:37,821 --> 00:44:42,399 I knew it! I grow up to be a guy who doesn't know anything! 622 00:44:43,869 --> 00:44:46,774 And who doesn't have a dog! 623 00:44:52,295 --> 00:44:55,882 John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 624 00:44:55,883 --> 00:44:59,084 That's my name too 625 00:45:04,684 --> 00:45:06,877 Kid? 626 00:45:18,866 --> 00:45:20,775 Good. 627 00:45:27,251 --> 00:45:31,171 Maybe Russ here can explain it a little bit better than I've been able to. Russ? 628 00:45:31,172 --> 00:45:33,215 Here's how we see things, Mr Vivian. 629 00:45:33,216 --> 00:45:35,842 Call me Vivian. 630 00:45:35,843 --> 00:45:37,845 Okay. Vivian. 631 00:45:37,846 --> 00:45:40,264 You're going public, you're making an IPO... 632 00:45:40,265 --> 00:45:42,266 your software's brilliant, and that's all great. 633 00:45:42,267 --> 00:45:45,520 But if you wanna make Fortune 500, you have to understand... 634 00:45:45,521 --> 00:45:48,148 that at a certain point, people are gonna want to get a good look at you. 635 00:45:48,149 --> 00:45:49,816 And that's where things get a little dicey. 636 00:45:49,817 --> 00:45:52,569 Dicey. That's right. Very, very dicey. 637 00:45:52,570 --> 00:45:55,865 I don't see why I have to change a thing. 638 00:45:55,866 --> 00:45:58,326 Okay. Let's look at this. 639 00:45:58,327 --> 00:46:00,828 - You live in a cabin... - I won't cut my hair... 640 00:46:00,829 --> 00:46:03,984 and I won't shave my beard. 641 00:46:05,710 --> 00:46:07,878 Let me give it to you straight, Z.Z. 642 00:46:07,879 --> 00:46:10,965 If you wanna ride your cow to Farm Aid, you don't have to change a thing. 643 00:46:10,966 --> 00:46:12,967 But if you wanna make the front page of the Wall Street Journal... 644 00:46:12,968 --> 00:46:15,706 there is one thing you're going to have to change. 645 00:46:16,931 --> 00:46:18,839 The... 646 00:46:21,269 --> 00:46:25,170 To, um... 647 00:46:28,402 --> 00:46:31,195 - Someone you know? - What? 648 00:46:31,196 --> 00:46:34,491 - Friend of yours? - No! 649 00:46:34,492 --> 00:46:36,868 It... It's a little boy. 650 00:46:36,869 --> 00:46:39,830 - Hello! - I don't know any little kids. 651 00:46:39,831 --> 00:46:42,333 - I'm starving! - Just tragic that parents... 652 00:46:42,334 --> 00:46:44,418 would send their kids out to beg like that. 653 00:46:44,419 --> 00:46:46,629 - Very, very sad. - I can't believe it. - Russ! 654 00:46:46,630 --> 00:46:49,591 Russ Duritz, I'm hungry! 655 00:46:49,592 --> 00:46:53,970 Feed me! I'm hungry! 656 00:46:53,971 --> 00:46:58,392 If you'll excuse me for just a moment, please. 657 00:46:58,393 --> 00:47:01,020 What are you doing here? I thought you disappeared. 658 00:47:01,021 --> 00:47:03,672 I don't know how to disappear. I'm hungry! 659 00:47:03,697 --> 00:47:04,579 Hello. 660 00:47:07,153 --> 00:47:09,529 I'm Amy. Who are you? 661 00:47:09,530 --> 00:47:11,723 I'm Rusty. 662 00:47:12,867 --> 00:47:15,911 And who is Rusty? 663 00:47:15,912 --> 00:47:17,955 - My nephew. - Your nephew? 664 00:47:17,956 --> 00:47:19,916 Yes. My sister's kid. 665 00:47:19,917 --> 00:47:22,725 The one who's going to college in the autumn? 666 00:47:22,750 --> 00:47:24,129 No. The other one. 667 00:47:24,130 --> 00:47:27,341 Melissa? 668 00:47:27,342 --> 00:47:30,344 Yes, Amy. This is Melissa. 669 00:47:30,345 --> 00:47:32,388 No, it is the other one. 670 00:47:32,389 --> 00:47:35,641 - The one she doesn't like to talk about. - I see. 671 00:47:35,642 --> 00:47:37,894 Which completely explains why you never told me about him. 672 00:47:37,895 --> 00:47:40,551 Maybe I don't tell you every thing. 673 00:47:43,192 --> 00:47:45,277 So are you having fun with your uncle? 674 00:47:45,278 --> 00:47:48,948 Not really. He made me sleep outside... 675 00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:51,200 he didn't give me any breakfast... 676 00:47:51,201 --> 00:47:53,369 and he doesn't have a dog. 677 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:55,372 That is a problem. 678 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:58,250 - You made him sleep outside? - He slept in a tent. 679 00:47:58,251 --> 00:48:00,461 - You've got a tent? - It was his tent. 680 00:48:00,462 --> 00:48:03,255 You didn't give him any breakfast. 681 00:48:03,256 --> 00:48:07,468 He can stand to miss a meal. 682 00:48:07,469 --> 00:48:11,598 Rusty, are you hungry? 683 00:48:11,599 --> 00:48:14,726 - Starved. - Let's go and get some bacon and eggs. 684 00:48:14,727 --> 00:48:17,104 No, no, no, no. Rusty can't have bacon and eggs. 685 00:48:17,105 --> 00:48:19,106 I've gotta get him back to his mom right now. 686 00:48:19,107 --> 00:48:21,442 Don't forget Kenny's this afternoon. 687 00:48:21,443 --> 00:48:24,237 - Bye, Rusty! - Bye! 688 00:48:24,238 --> 00:48:26,846 Nice to meet you. 689 00:48:33,289 --> 00:48:37,335 - Just get that moony look off your face. - I like that Amy lady. 690 00:48:37,336 --> 00:48:40,088 I bet she likes dogs. 691 00:48:40,089 --> 00:48:42,549 I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm stuck with you... 692 00:48:42,550 --> 00:48:44,551 or the idea that I don't know what to do about it. 693 00:48:44,552 --> 00:48:46,595 Why don't we eat something? 694 00:48:46,596 --> 00:48:50,432 Why? Because you don't know what to do, you just wanna stuff your face? 695 00:48:50,433 --> 00:48:54,133 No, because it says to up there in the sky. 696 00:48:59,026 --> 00:49:03,141 Okay. Why don't we eat something? 697 00:49:06,785 --> 00:49:08,786 What can I get ya? 698 00:49:08,787 --> 00:49:12,107 Um, I'll have French toast, pancakes and bacon. 699 00:49:13,042 --> 00:49:16,044 - Just bring him something healthy, okay? - Sorry, sir. 700 00:49:16,045 --> 00:49:18,755 We only serve starchy, sugary, salty food... 701 00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:22,301 high in fat and cholesterol that tastes delicious. 702 00:49:22,302 --> 00:49:24,679 Comforts people deep down inside. 703 00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,473 Okay. I'll have French toast, pancakes and bacon. 704 00:49:27,474 --> 00:49:30,477 - You want a milk shake with that? - Chocolate, please. 705 00:49:30,478 --> 00:49:33,480 Extra whipped cream. 706 00:49:33,481 --> 00:49:34,628 And for you? 707 00:49:34,653 --> 00:49:38,068 You know, I think I'd just like the magic bean omelet. 708 00:49:38,069 --> 00:49:42,657 Aw, did somebody not get their coffee today? I'm gonna go get it! 709 00:49:42,658 --> 00:49:45,201 Maybe you can bring it before the diner disappears. 710 00:49:45,202 --> 00:49:47,525 What are you lookin' at, Sparky? 711 00:49:48,497 --> 00:49:50,607 Man. 712 00:49:52,836 --> 00:49:56,338 - What are you doing here? - Having French toast, pancakes and bacon. 713 00:49:56,339 --> 00:50:00,039 That's not what I'm talking about. What did you come here for? 714 00:50:01,136 --> 00:50:04,139 I don't know. My model aeroplane? 715 00:50:04,140 --> 00:50:07,059 Well, you already got that, and we're still screwed up. 716 00:50:07,060 --> 00:50:10,463 We're even more screwed up than we were before. 717 00:50:12,357 --> 00:50:15,651 - What am I gonna do with you? - What do you wanna do with me? 718 00:50:15,652 --> 00:50:17,821 I want to put you on a diet, chubby! 719 00:50:17,822 --> 00:50:20,657 Fix you up so you aren't such a pathetic loser. 720 00:50:20,658 --> 00:50:24,495 This is what I do for a living, okay? 721 00:50:24,496 --> 00:50:28,374 Making people look good is what I do. 722 00:50:28,375 --> 00:50:31,711 Problem is... 723 00:50:31,712 --> 00:50:35,173 there's so much to do with you, I don't know where to start. 724 00:50:35,174 --> 00:50:38,135 Well, I'd like to not get my butt kicked so much. 725 00:50:38,136 --> 00:50:40,971 Kids are always laughing at us. 726 00:50:40,972 --> 00:50:44,892 It sorta hurts my feelings. 727 00:50:44,893 --> 00:50:46,727 Why didn't I think of this before? 728 00:50:46,728 --> 00:50:49,856 This is what you came for, okay? 729 00:50:49,857 --> 00:50:53,401 I just gotta teach you how to fight. By the way... 730 00:50:53,402 --> 00:50:55,404 they're not laughing at us, they're laughing at you. 731 00:50:55,405 --> 00:50:57,573 When you get to be me, they laugh, they die! 732 00:50:57,574 --> 00:51:00,451 - They laugh, they die? - Yes. 733 00:51:00,452 --> 00:51:03,496 You laugh, you die! You laugh, you die! 734 00:51:03,497 --> 00:51:05,790 You laugh, you die! Pow! Pow! 735 00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:09,920 Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! 736 00:51:09,921 --> 00:51:13,173 - Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! - Okay, okay. Okay, okay, shut up! Shut... 737 00:51:13,174 --> 00:51:16,385 - Hey, guess what. - What? - I gotta pee. 738 00:51:16,386 --> 00:51:20,390 Are you sure you know someone who can teach me how to fight? 739 00:51:20,391 --> 00:51:23,212 Yeah, I think I could find somebody. 740 00:51:25,563 --> 00:51:28,607 Isn't it cool how we both have to go at the same time? 741 00:51:28,608 --> 00:51:32,853 Yes. I'll cherish this moment for a lifetime. 742 00:51:44,355 --> 00:51:46,097 I'm just gonna have one more piece. Just one... Just one more piece. 743 00:51:46,122 --> 00:51:46,981 What do you think of this one? 744 00:51:46,982 --> 00:51:49,067 - Hey! - It's too short. - God. 745 00:51:49,068 --> 00:51:52,488 Please tell me that's not... Hey. 746 00:51:52,489 --> 00:51:54,573 You're five weeks away from defending your title. 747 00:51:54,574 --> 00:51:56,659 - What are you doing eating pizza? - But I... I'm a nervous eater. 748 00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:57,296 Beat it. 749 00:51:57,321 --> 00:51:59,203 You'd be nervous too if you was getting married tomorrow. 750 00:51:59,204 --> 00:52:03,959 Yeah, I'd be nervous that my bride would dump me because I'm a big, fat tub of lard. 751 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,912 - Hi, Giselle. - Hi, Russ. 752 00:52:09,674 --> 00:52:13,094 - What is that? Is that 20 more pounds? - No. 753 00:52:13,095 --> 00:52:16,639 - Hey! Put the... - Damn, he won't even let you eat? 754 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:19,059 - Does he look like he needs any pizza? - Who is he? 755 00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:21,311 This is Russ's nephew, Rusty. 756 00:52:21,312 --> 00:52:25,065 I didn't know you had two nephews. 757 00:52:25,066 --> 00:52:27,722 - How do I look, baby? Look. - Like Adonis. 758 00:52:28,945 --> 00:52:31,823 Hey, hey, Adonis. Adonis. 759 00:52:31,824 --> 00:52:34,617 - What? - Can I use your boxing ring? 760 00:52:34,618 --> 00:52:36,786 I wanna give pudge-boy here some lessons. 761 00:52:36,787 --> 00:52:39,299 Maybe you could step in, show him a few moves. 762 00:52:39,324 --> 00:52:40,926 Yeah, I would be glad to. 763 00:52:42,210 --> 00:52:47,090 That way, you can punch his lights out the next time he tries to call you pudge-boy. 764 00:52:47,091 --> 00:52:49,283 Groovy! 765 00:52:51,721 --> 00:52:54,973 First things first. You tryin' to get knocked out or something? 766 00:52:54,974 --> 00:52:57,893 All right, well, then get your hands up then. You gotta protect that chin. 767 00:52:57,894 --> 00:53:00,104 I pop you on that chin, that's it. 768 00:53:00,105 --> 00:53:04,108 Remember, this is number one, this is number two. You punch one, two. 769 00:53:04,109 --> 00:53:07,570 One, two. Go ahead. Try it. One... That's it. That's it. 770 00:53:07,571 --> 00:53:10,144 - Get out of the way. - Come on. 771 00:53:11,409 --> 00:53:13,935 Come on. Good. Come on. Come on. 772 00:53:15,914 --> 00:53:19,625 - You hit me. - Yes, unfortunately, I did hit you... 773 00:53:19,626 --> 00:53:22,128 and I'm not gonna beat myself up about it. 774 00:53:22,129 --> 00:53:24,381 Or maybe I will. Come on. 775 00:53:24,382 --> 00:53:26,550 Fight. Yeah. Come on. Come on. 776 00:53:26,551 --> 00:53:29,720 Come on, kid. Fight. Come on. Come on. 777 00:53:29,721 --> 00:53:33,683 - Hit him. One, two. One, two. - Go on, Rusty. Punch his lights out! 778 00:53:33,684 --> 00:53:36,126 - Hey. Whose side are you on? - Throw it. Throw it. 779 00:53:42,068 --> 00:53:44,611 Take it easy, little Tyson! 780 00:53:44,612 --> 00:53:47,114 What are you gonna do next, bite his ear off? We don't hit 'em when they're down. 781 00:53:47,115 --> 00:53:50,743 - They hit me when I'm down. - Who? Who? Who? 782 00:53:50,744 --> 00:53:54,664 - The kids at school. - Kid's havin' some trouble at school. 783 00:53:54,665 --> 00:53:57,292 Well, why didn't you say that, Russ? I'm teachin' the boy boxin'. 784 00:53:57,293 --> 00:53:59,378 He don't need that. He needs street fightin'. 785 00:53:59,379 --> 00:54:01,922 Why don't you show him that WWF scissors hold? Show him that one. 786 00:54:01,923 --> 00:54:04,800 Here we go. Ready? 787 00:54:04,801 --> 00:54:07,540 Now that I can use. 788 00:54:08,264 --> 00:54:10,670 Get off me. 789 00:54:10,694 --> 00:54:17,194 www.zocine.com watch movies and series! 790 00:54:17,649 --> 00:54:19,650 Have you noticed how alike those two are? 791 00:54:19,651 --> 00:54:21,927 Makes sense. They're related, right? 792 00:54:23,530 --> 00:54:25,723 I suppose so. 793 00:54:29,454 --> 00:54:32,122 Russ Duritz's office. How may I help you? 794 00:54:32,123 --> 00:54:34,166 - Yeah, it's me. What's up? - It's you. 795 00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:37,169 I hadn't heard from you in four hours. I'd assumed you were dead. 796 00:54:37,170 --> 00:54:39,714 - Hey, how's mini-you? - That's hilarious, Janet. 797 00:54:39,715 --> 00:54:42,550 - What's up? - You got 19 messages, last count. 798 00:54:42,551 --> 00:54:44,219 - You want 'em? - Let me have 'em. 799 00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:47,806 Let's see... Bob Riley. 800 00:54:47,807 --> 00:54:51,477 Bob Riley. Not Bob Riley. Not Bob Riley. Bob Riley. 801 00:54:51,478 --> 00:54:55,343 Bob Riley. I'm sure there's another one in here. Just a second. Here's Bob Riley. 802 00:54:56,066 --> 00:54:58,259 Hey! 803 00:55:00,112 --> 00:55:02,030 Hey, Amy. Where are you going? 804 00:55:02,031 --> 00:55:04,116 My place for some ice cream. See you there. 805 00:55:04,117 --> 00:55:06,475 - Ice cream? - Bye! 806 00:55:14,462 --> 00:55:18,215 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 807 00:55:18,216 --> 00:55:20,492 Are you our girlfriend? 808 00:55:22,470 --> 00:55:25,306 That's a funny way of putting it. 809 00:55:25,307 --> 00:55:27,666 Mostly, no. 810 00:55:28,686 --> 00:55:31,354 - Can I ask you a question? - Sure. 811 00:55:31,355 --> 00:55:34,225 Are you our nephew? 812 00:55:35,568 --> 00:55:37,761 Mostly... 813 00:55:39,614 --> 00:55:41,891 no. 814 00:55:43,577 --> 00:55:46,695 But you are related, aren't you? 815 00:55:47,957 --> 00:55:50,459 - How close? - Pretty. 816 00:55:50,460 --> 00:55:52,783 How close is pretty close? 817 00:55:53,588 --> 00:55:55,413 Pretty darn. 818 00:55:58,969 --> 00:56:01,262 My God. 819 00:56:01,263 --> 00:56:03,056 - Hi. - He's your son. 820 00:56:03,057 --> 00:56:05,767 - What? - He's your son! You have a son! 821 00:56:05,768 --> 00:56:08,479 Hey! Whatcha... Get off! Hey! 822 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,606 And all this time you never even breathed a word! 823 00:56:10,607 --> 00:56:15,319 And you're some deadbeat dad who had visitation rights today or something. 824 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,530 - Amy, do you know how... - And who's the mother, anyway? 825 00:56:17,531 --> 00:56:21,618 Don't tell me. I don't wanna know. I know. It's that Swedish chick, isn't it? 826 00:56:21,619 --> 00:56:24,413 Yeah, that Ingesborg or Smorgasbord or whatever her name is. 827 00:56:24,414 --> 00:56:25,394 Inga? 828 00:56:25,419 --> 00:56:28,334 Not that I care, of course, about who or where or what you do! 829 00:56:28,335 --> 00:56:32,630 - Amy, he is not Swedish. - And I'm not his son. 830 00:56:32,631 --> 00:56:34,575 Honest. 831 00:56:36,552 --> 00:56:39,670 Then who are you? 832 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,212 Russ? 833 00:56:49,608 --> 00:56:54,363 Because I've been watching the two of you together, and I swear to God... 834 00:56:54,364 --> 00:56:56,556 there's something very... 835 00:56:57,325 --> 00:56:59,269 strange going on. 836 00:57:00,746 --> 00:57:03,665 - We have to tell her. - We are not going to tell her. 837 00:57:03,666 --> 00:57:06,501 - Tell me what? - Come on. Do it! 838 00:57:06,502 --> 00:57:09,713 Hey! Zip it! We're not gonna tell her, okay? 839 00:57:09,714 --> 00:57:12,841 Besides, she won't believe us anyway. She'll just think you take after me. 840 00:57:12,842 --> 00:57:15,469 - Then do the knuckle. - That's not gonna convince her. 841 00:57:15,470 --> 00:57:17,342 Then tell her something only I would know, and 842 00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:19,015 then she can ask me about the same thing. 843 00:57:19,016 --> 00:57:22,769 - Like Aunt Spazzy. - How is that gonna work? Think about it. 844 00:57:22,770 --> 00:57:25,731 - Then show her the scar. - Anybody could have a scar. 845 00:57:25,732 --> 00:57:28,609 - What about the birthmark? - Well, that could be a coincidence too. 846 00:57:28,610 --> 00:57:31,237 - I know she'll believe us. - She is not going to believe us. 847 00:57:31,238 --> 00:57:34,240 - I know she'll believe us. - She is not going to believe us. 848 00:57:34,241 --> 00:57:36,159 - She will! - She won't! - She will! - She won't! 849 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,161 - She will! - Hey! 850 00:57:38,162 --> 00:57:40,438 I wish I was standing on a carpet. 851 00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:49,742 - Told ya. - Amy. 852 00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:55,379 Aboard that ship in... which process the potatoes into a variety of products. 853 00:58:00,895 --> 00:58:03,669 - Stop biting. - Leave me alone. 854 00:58:04,858 --> 00:58:08,486 I'm advertising terror and bewilderment. 855 00:58:08,487 --> 00:58:14,691 Holy smokes. Ninety-nine channels, and there's nothing on. 856 00:58:16,121 --> 00:58:18,812 How can this be? 857 00:58:21,627 --> 00:58:23,819 I have no idea. 858 00:58:25,589 --> 00:58:27,674 Look at him. 859 00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:30,164 He's so embarrassing. 860 00:58:31,471 --> 00:58:34,431 You're not embarrassing. 861 00:58:34,432 --> 00:58:36,175 You're adorable. 862 00:58:39,355 --> 00:58:42,224 Then. You're adorable then. 863 00:58:44,735 --> 00:58:47,279 Stop picking! 864 00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,908 Look at that haircut. I look like Herman's Hermits. 865 00:58:50,909 --> 00:58:55,371 And I "shpeak" like I got a mouth full of "shpit." 866 00:58:55,372 --> 00:58:57,373 Well, of course you do. 867 00:58:57,374 --> 00:59:01,275 Doesn't the fact that I'm a pathetic dweeb make you despise me? 868 00:59:06,468 --> 00:59:09,011 No. 869 00:59:09,012 --> 00:59:11,347 Why? 870 00:59:11,348 --> 00:59:13,624 Do you despise you? 871 00:59:16,562 --> 00:59:19,731 When I look at him, all I see are awful memories. 872 00:59:19,732 --> 00:59:22,850 Memories I have been spending most of my life trying to forget. 873 00:59:26,573 --> 00:59:29,146 I'm sorry. 874 00:59:42,382 --> 00:59:45,009 Hello? Kenny. 875 00:59:45,010 --> 00:59:47,679 Nauseous about the wedding tomorrow? 876 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,265 My God, the wedding tomorrow. Hang on a minute. 877 00:59:50,266 --> 00:59:52,893 Wedding tomorrow. What am I gonna do with him? 878 00:59:52,894 --> 00:59:55,354 - We'll take him with us. - What? 879 00:59:55,355 --> 00:59:59,651 To an important event? Are you out of your mind? Take him with us? 880 00:59:59,652 --> 01:00:02,946 This is an important event with people who respect me. 881 01:00:02,947 --> 01:00:05,615 - He's gonna humiliate me. - Hey! 882 01:00:05,616 --> 01:00:10,120 Hey! I forbid you to bond with this boy! 883 01:00:10,121 --> 01:00:14,070 What, Kenny? Who got sick? 884 01:00:29,685 --> 01:00:33,772 Thank goodness your nephew replaced little James. 885 01:00:33,773 --> 01:00:38,101 None of the other children was fat enough to fit in his clothes. 886 01:00:45,369 --> 01:00:48,621 It's okay. It's okay. Don't worry about it. 887 01:00:48,622 --> 01:00:53,460 - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah - Yester-me. Yester-you 888 01:00:53,461 --> 01:00:57,991 Yesterday 889 01:00:59,509 --> 01:01:01,868 What happened to 890 01:01:03,514 --> 01:01:06,122 The world we knew 891 01:01:07,894 --> 01:01:11,146 When we would dream and scheme 892 01:01:11,147 --> 01:01:15,568 - And while the time away - Don't worry. 893 01:01:15,569 --> 01:01:20,448 Just take it off and shove it under the table when no one's looking. 894 01:01:20,449 --> 01:01:22,143 - Really? - Yeah. 895 01:01:24,996 --> 01:01:28,957 - Where did it go - Where did it go 896 01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:32,211 That yester-glow 897 01:01:32,212 --> 01:01:33,462 - Ha-ha. - Hello. 898 01:01:33,463 --> 01:01:37,967 - How are you? - When we could feel the wheels of life 899 01:01:37,968 --> 01:01:40,220 Turn our way 900 01:01:40,221 --> 01:01:44,600 Yester-me Yester-you 901 01:01:44,601 --> 01:01:46,425 Yesterday 902 01:01:47,938 --> 01:01:51,316 - I know... - I had a dream 903 01:01:51,317 --> 01:01:52,984 So did you 904 01:01:52,985 --> 01:01:57,598 Life was warm and love was true 905 01:01:59,033 --> 01:02:04,580 - Two kids who followed all the rules - Holy smokes. 906 01:02:04,581 --> 01:02:06,332 - Russ! Russ! - Yester-fools 907 01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:09,085 - And now. Now it seems - Excuse me, Clarissa. 908 01:02:09,086 --> 01:02:12,631 - You're interrupting us. We're dancing. - But it's really important. 909 01:02:12,632 --> 01:02:16,093 - Not now, kid. - But it's really, really, rrrr... 910 01:02:16,094 --> 01:02:22,391 Werejust a cruel and foolish game we had to play 911 01:02:22,392 --> 01:02:25,311 - Drivin' you crazy? - Yeah. - Yester-me. Yester-you 912 01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:28,023 It's different when they're your own. Speaking of which, - Yesterday 913 01:02:28,024 --> 01:02:30,943 when you gonna give up your evil ways and settle down? 914 01:02:30,944 --> 01:02:32,499 As soon as you become available again, Clarissa. 915 01:02:32,524 --> 01:02:33,070 When I recall 916 01:02:33,071 --> 01:02:35,364 - I'm serious. - So am I. - What we had 917 01:02:35,365 --> 01:02:39,646 I feel lost I feel sad 918 01:02:41,455 --> 01:02:46,543 - With nothing but the memory of - Amy, I have a question. 919 01:02:46,544 --> 01:02:48,754 - Yester-love - A big one. 920 01:02:48,755 --> 01:02:51,841 - Okay. - And now. Now it seems 921 01:02:51,842 --> 01:02:53,968 What about that pretty woman you came with today? 922 01:02:53,969 --> 01:02:56,346 - You mean Amy? Nah, we work together. - Those yester-dreams 923 01:02:56,347 --> 01:02:58,467 I've known her for a really long time. 924 01:02:58,492 --> 01:03:01,184 I know we haven't known each other very long. 925 01:03:01,185 --> 01:03:05,522 Don't worry about me. When I meet the right person, I'm sure I'll get around to asking. 926 01:03:05,523 --> 01:03:08,179 - Yester-me. Yester-you - In case I never get around to asking... 927 01:03:09,862 --> 01:03:11,946 - Yesterday - Somebody's making a move right now. 928 01:03:11,947 --> 01:03:15,700 Come on and sing it Yester-me 929 01:03:15,701 --> 01:03:17,536 - Yester-you - Amy... 930 01:03:17,537 --> 01:03:21,081 - Yesterday - Will you marry me? 931 01:03:21,082 --> 01:03:24,126 Yester-me 932 01:03:24,127 --> 01:03:26,379 - Yester-you - Okay, let's go. - Hey! 933 01:03:26,380 --> 01:03:29,617 - Yesterday - Let me go, you big jerk! 934 01:03:30,551 --> 01:03:32,677 Wait a minute. Stop. He asked me a question. 935 01:03:32,678 --> 01:03:34,023 Don't you want to know what I was going to say? 936 01:03:34,048 --> 01:03:34,471 No. 937 01:03:34,472 --> 01:03:35,306 No? 938 01:03:35,331 --> 01:03:37,808 No. He had no right asking you what he did, okay? 939 01:03:37,809 --> 01:03:40,102 - You and I aren't even... - Well, we are! - Since when? 940 01:03:40,103 --> 01:03:42,772 - MYOB! - What? 941 01:03:42,773 --> 01:03:48,111 Mind your own beeswax. Do you or do you not want to know what I was going to say? 942 01:03:48,112 --> 01:03:51,615 - What were you gonna say? - Yeah, what were you going to say? 943 01:03:51,616 --> 01:03:54,577 Try it again. Less practised indifference. 944 01:03:54,578 --> 01:03:57,538 More warmth. 945 01:03:57,539 --> 01:04:00,542 - What were you going to say? - What were you gonna say? 946 01:04:00,543 --> 01:04:03,150 So you want to know what I was going to say. 947 01:04:05,506 --> 01:04:06,348 Take a walk. 948 01:04:06,373 --> 01:04:08,897 I'm the one who asked her. - Just go away. 949 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:23,892 - What were you going to say? - I was going to say... 950 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:27,321 - I'll have to think about it. - Really? - Yes. 951 01:04:27,322 --> 01:04:30,616 Because, impossibly, what had previously seemed to me... 952 01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:34,162 to be the worst idea in the universe has, over the last 12 hours... 953 01:04:34,163 --> 01:04:36,665 transmogrified into not such a terrible idea... 954 01:04:36,666 --> 01:04:40,002 opening a very small window of opportunity for you. 955 01:04:40,003 --> 01:04:42,087 - For me? - Yeah. 956 01:04:42,088 --> 01:04:47,051 And what if I didn't want to take advantage of this opportunity? 957 01:04:47,052 --> 01:04:51,547 A part of you obviously wants to, and it is that part of you that is causing me... 958 01:04:54,227 --> 01:04:56,503 to think about it. 959 01:05:09,494 --> 01:05:11,662 Are you... 960 01:05:11,663 --> 01:05:14,373 asking me... 961 01:05:14,374 --> 01:05:16,733 to think about it? 962 01:05:18,754 --> 01:05:21,631 Wait. Wait a minute. 963 01:05:21,632 --> 01:05:23,842 If you'll just wait, I... 964 01:05:23,843 --> 01:05:25,927 I'm gonna go get the valet... the car... 965 01:05:25,928 --> 01:05:28,880 the car from the... 966 01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:35,229 But now. Now he was ready to start feeling the love. 967 01:05:35,230 --> 01:05:37,690 Yeah. Before the game this afternoon with the visiting Orioles... 968 01:05:37,691 --> 01:05:41,528 Riley invited a dozen kids to barrage him with chocolate cream pies... 969 01:05:41,529 --> 01:05:42,988 as a way to say. "I'm sorry." 970 01:05:43,013 --> 01:05:45,834 for what he claims is a simple case of miscommunication. 971 01:05:46,868 --> 01:05:50,023 Uncle Bob knows how to party! 972 01:05:53,125 --> 01:05:55,401 This is so much fun! 973 01:06:00,508 --> 01:06:01,632 Some of these guys... 974 01:06:01,657 --> 01:06:05,027 So you crawled through the Dumpster behind the bar after I left. 975 01:06:12,355 --> 01:06:16,339 I shot that. I'm part of this. 976 01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:19,737 Tell me, do you know for certain that he turned the funds over... 977 01:06:19,738 --> 01:06:21,931 or is he maybe still sitting on them? 978 01:06:24,285 --> 01:06:26,453 Poor little Amy. 979 01:06:26,454 --> 01:06:28,872 Mixed up with a rotten boss... 980 01:06:28,873 --> 01:06:31,232 who feels obligated to his clients. 981 01:06:32,460 --> 01:06:34,806 Do you know that the number one killer of young men... 982 01:06:34,831 --> 01:06:35,588 Russ! 983 01:06:35,589 --> 01:06:38,909 The person I am pitying here is not me. 984 01:06:41,178 --> 01:06:43,513 Look, it's all my fault. 985 01:06:43,514 --> 01:06:46,336 I made the big, stupid mistake. 986 01:06:49,145 --> 01:06:50,756 I thought you'd change. 987 01:06:57,405 --> 01:07:00,310 I'm so sorry. I'm really sorry. 988 01:07:03,077 --> 01:07:06,528 Do you want to know what the saddest part of this whole thing is? 989 01:07:11,962 --> 01:07:14,654 You could have been great. 990 01:07:54,259 --> 01:07:56,915 Man. Man! 991 01:07:57,888 --> 01:08:01,173 When do we ever stop blowing it? 992 01:08:02,101 --> 01:08:05,338 Russ, we've gotta change. 993 01:08:06,898 --> 01:08:09,091 We have to change. 994 01:08:19,412 --> 01:08:22,281 That's pretty cool, how we both have to... 995 01:08:39,434 --> 01:08:42,853 - It's our birthday tomorrow. - Yeah, I know. 996 01:08:42,854 --> 01:08:46,023 - Could I ask you a question? - Sure. 997 01:08:46,024 --> 01:08:48,651 - What happens next? - What do you mean? 998 01:08:48,652 --> 01:08:50,845 I mean to me. 999 01:08:51,781 --> 01:08:56,327 Between being me and becoming you. What happens? 1000 01:08:56,328 --> 01:08:57,951 Do I ever do anything right? 1001 01:08:57,976 --> 01:09:01,082 Well, sure you do. You do a lot of things right. 1002 01:09:01,083 --> 01:09:03,821 - Like what? - Well... 1003 01:09:05,171 --> 01:09:08,288 you make it through grade school alive, barely. 1004 01:09:09,258 --> 01:09:12,970 In high school, while you're still a loser... 1005 01:09:12,971 --> 01:09:15,306 you're no longer stupid. 1006 01:09:15,307 --> 01:09:18,643 You work your butt off and you get good grades. 1007 01:09:18,644 --> 01:09:22,545 Very good grades. You end up winning a scholarship to UCLA. 1008 01:09:23,482 --> 01:09:26,443 - I'm smart? - Very smart. 1009 01:09:26,444 --> 01:09:28,767 But you're still a loser. Hop in. 1010 01:09:35,162 --> 01:09:37,872 Scoot over. 1011 01:09:37,873 --> 01:09:41,543 In college, things start to get a little bit better. 1012 01:09:41,544 --> 01:09:45,881 You join the track team, find a speech therapist... 1013 01:09:45,882 --> 01:09:48,050 you continue to work your butt off... 1014 01:09:48,051 --> 01:09:50,803 and you graduate at the top of your class. 1015 01:09:50,804 --> 01:09:53,598 You eventually go after a master's degree in business. 1016 01:09:53,599 --> 01:09:56,101 Where I work my butt off. 1017 01:09:56,102 --> 01:09:58,812 Story of your life, kid. 1018 01:09:58,813 --> 01:10:02,441 The good news is that, while you are currently a pathetic dweeb... 1019 01:10:02,442 --> 01:10:04,527 eventually you grow up to be me... 1020 01:10:04,528 --> 01:10:07,196 a high-powered, affluent chick magnet. 1021 01:10:07,197 --> 01:10:09,390 Who doesn't have a dog or a chick. 1022 01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:14,830 Is that how you see me? A dogless, chickless guy? 1023 01:10:14,831 --> 01:10:18,125 - With a twitch. - Right. 1024 01:10:18,126 --> 01:10:22,255 - When do I get that? - I forget. 1025 01:10:22,256 --> 01:10:24,591 - When do I learn how to drive? - When you're 16. 1026 01:10:24,592 --> 01:10:26,843 - When do I get a car? - When you're 18. 1027 01:10:26,844 --> 01:10:28,836 When do I get a hickey? 1028 01:10:29,681 --> 01:10:33,048 - When you're 17. - When do I find out what a hickey is? 1029 01:10:34,394 --> 01:10:36,670 Not tonight. 1030 01:10:41,318 --> 01:10:43,987 Russ? 1031 01:10:43,988 --> 01:10:47,783 - Yeah, kid. - I get what you do now. 1032 01:10:47,784 --> 01:10:50,327 I mean, I get what I do. 1033 01:10:50,328 --> 01:10:52,496 When I grow up, for a living. 1034 01:10:52,497 --> 01:10:56,000 - I figured out how to explain. - Let me hear it. 1035 01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:59,087 You help people lie about who they really are... 1036 01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:02,740 so that they can pretend to be someone else, right? 1037 01:11:05,345 --> 01:11:06,956 Yeah. 1038 01:11:07,723 --> 01:11:10,959 See? That's not hard to explain. 1039 01:11:12,102 --> 01:11:13,880 That's pretty good. 1040 01:11:14,814 --> 01:11:18,300 - Good night, buddy. - Good night, kid. 1041 01:11:26,118 --> 01:11:30,705 This is ABC-7 Los Angeles. Now. Eyewitness News. 1042 01:11:30,706 --> 01:11:34,042 Good evening. Everyone. And welcome. I'm Harold Greene. 1043 01:11:34,043 --> 01:11:36,170 Good evening. Y'all. I'm Deirdre Lafever. 1044 01:11:36,171 --> 01:11:41,050 Tonight's top story: Another high-speed chase on a Los Angeles freeway... 1045 01:11:41,051 --> 01:11:44,596 this time involving a mother of eight in a stolen minivan. 1046 01:11:44,597 --> 01:11:48,166 The chase started about 8:30 this evening when police first no... 1047 01:11:50,311 --> 01:11:53,216 I know. Thanks, Don. See you tomorrow. 1048 01:11:54,149 --> 01:11:56,507 I heard the "y'all." 1049 01:11:57,444 --> 01:11:59,139 It works. 1050 01:12:03,034 --> 01:12:05,025 Well, it's Mr Image Consultant. 1051 01:12:06,496 --> 01:12:09,081 So, what do you think? 1052 01:12:09,082 --> 01:12:11,334 Don't tell me. My hair's still too big. 1053 01:12:11,335 --> 01:12:13,878 No, it looks good. 1054 01:12:13,879 --> 01:12:17,662 Can I buy you a cup of coffee? Comfort of strangers and all that? 1055 01:12:19,552 --> 01:12:22,179 If what you're telling me is true... 1056 01:12:22,180 --> 01:12:25,766 that has got to be the strangest thing I've ever heard. 1057 01:12:25,767 --> 01:12:28,043 Makes perfect sense to me. 1058 01:12:29,104 --> 01:12:31,648 - It does? - Why wouldn't your 8-year-old self... 1059 01:12:31,649 --> 01:12:33,400 time travel here to give you a hand? 1060 01:12:33,401 --> 01:12:37,154 I mean, you're obviously in trouble. It'd straighten you out. 1061 01:12:37,155 --> 01:12:39,531 You think he's here to straighten me out? 1062 01:12:39,532 --> 01:12:43,600 Well, of course. You didn't think it was the other way around, did you? 1063 01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:51,127 Maybe he's here for you to teach him some things... 1064 01:12:51,128 --> 01:12:55,048 but maybe he's here for you to remember some things. 1065 01:12:55,049 --> 01:12:57,575 Ever thought about that? 1066 01:13:00,222 --> 01:13:02,415 Not till just now. No. 1067 01:13:03,517 --> 01:13:05,093 Darlin', look. 1068 01:13:07,063 --> 01:13:09,815 You're turnin' 40 tomorrow. 1069 01:13:09,816 --> 01:13:14,737 You haven't acquired a single thing of real value in your life. 1070 01:13:14,738 --> 01:13:16,931 - And no, no, money doesn't count. - Hey... 1071 01:13:17,950 --> 01:13:21,953 You're virtually friendless, you barely talk to your family... 1072 01:13:21,954 --> 01:13:25,540 and you've just lost the only woman in the world who's ever meant anything to you. 1073 01:13:25,541 --> 01:13:28,711 Who? Amy? Please. 1074 01:13:28,712 --> 01:13:32,673 Look, she's not the only woman in the world, okay? 1075 01:13:32,674 --> 01:13:34,759 She... She works for me. 1076 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,929 She's neurotic. She bites her nails. 1077 01:13:37,930 --> 01:13:40,170 Nail. 1078 01:13:42,143 --> 01:13:44,135 This one. 1079 01:13:45,856 --> 01:13:48,132 My God. 1080 01:13:52,446 --> 01:13:54,661 Excuse me. Um, while he's gettin' a clue, 1081 01:13:54,686 --> 01:13:57,416 could I... could I get a warm-up, please? Thank you. 1082 01:14:00,830 --> 01:14:03,749 Okay. Don't stop. Go on. 1083 01:14:03,750 --> 01:14:07,670 - What's it like? - He keeps asking about his future... 1084 01:14:07,671 --> 01:14:09,381 my past. 1085 01:14:09,382 --> 01:14:11,883 - Haven't really told him much. - Good. 1086 01:14:11,884 --> 01:14:14,207 "Good"? You think that's good? 1087 01:14:15,430 --> 01:14:18,057 Why? What would you do? 1088 01:14:18,058 --> 01:14:20,685 Wh... If little Deirdre was suddenly here... 1089 01:14:20,686 --> 01:14:24,230 burstin' out of her St Mary's uniform, askin' me what comes next? 1090 01:14:24,231 --> 01:14:26,566 Yeah. 1091 01:14:26,567 --> 01:14:31,405 I'd say, "Baby, don't you worry about a thing." 1092 01:14:31,406 --> 01:14:34,227 Everything is just gonna be great." 1093 01:14:36,328 --> 01:14:40,609 I-I mean, how many of us turn out the way we think we will when we're kids, really? 1094 01:14:43,085 --> 01:14:47,589 I-I mean how many of us grow up to be astronauts? 1095 01:14:47,590 --> 01:14:50,875 Or prima ballerinas? 1096 01:14:52,596 --> 01:14:56,046 We just all do the best we can. 1097 01:15:05,777 --> 01:15:08,219 Time for me to take big Deirdre home. 1098 01:15:10,366 --> 01:15:12,951 You know, if you wanna learn about your childhood, seems like you're online... 1099 01:15:12,952 --> 01:15:15,912 with a pretty good source, you know what I mean? 1100 01:15:15,913 --> 01:15:20,575 Yes, I am. Deirdre, thanks for taking the time to help. 1101 01:15:23,213 --> 01:15:25,739 Well, don't ever stop asking for help, Russ. 1102 01:15:27,551 --> 01:15:29,376 You just might get it. 1103 01:15:31,639 --> 01:15:33,915 - Thanks. - You take care. 1104 01:15:36,102 --> 01:15:38,896 Bye, y'all. 1105 01:15:38,897 --> 01:15:41,256 Bye. 1106 01:15:53,288 --> 01:15:56,707 Hi, Janet, it's me. I'm sorry to call so late. 1107 01:15:56,708 --> 01:15:58,918 It's okay. Russ. I think I'll recover. 1108 01:15:58,919 --> 01:16:01,056 I just want you to cancel all my appointments 1109 01:16:01,081 --> 01:16:02,589 tomorrow and move 'em to Friday. 1110 01:16:02,590 --> 01:16:05,968 - Anything else? - No, that's it. 1111 01:16:05,969 --> 01:16:08,888 - Okay. You've got it. - No, wait. 1112 01:16:08,889 --> 01:16:11,165 There is something else. 1113 01:16:12,267 --> 01:16:15,967 I want you to find out why the full moon looks orange sometimes when it rises. 1114 01:16:17,064 --> 01:16:20,764 - Okay. Sure. - Thanks, Janet. Good night. 1115 01:16:38,671 --> 01:16:42,323 Hey, kid. Rusty. 1116 01:16:44,928 --> 01:16:48,498 - Hi. - Hey. 1117 01:16:50,017 --> 01:16:54,855 Wanna help me with something? I think it might get you back to your time. 1118 01:16:54,856 --> 01:16:57,512 - Sure. - Good. 1119 01:17:00,153 --> 01:17:02,430 Anything about me? 1120 01:17:03,282 --> 01:17:05,558 Yeah. Anything that'll take me back. 1121 01:17:08,079 --> 01:17:10,747 You know how I like to find caterpillars... 1122 01:17:10,748 --> 01:17:13,072 and put 'em in jars and feed 'em... 1123 01:17:14,127 --> 01:17:16,403 and watch 'em make cocoons? 1124 01:17:20,926 --> 01:17:24,596 - No. - And then one day... 1125 01:17:24,597 --> 01:17:27,205 they break out, and it's really cool. 1126 01:17:29,519 --> 01:17:31,854 No. Not a clue. 1127 01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:34,607 But keep goin'. Tell me some more stuff. 1128 01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:37,235 Remember last summer at Josie's birthday party... 1129 01:17:37,236 --> 01:17:40,603 when I got Parmesan cheese stuck up my nose? 1130 01:17:42,450 --> 01:17:46,185 - Got any sixes? - Nope. Go fish. 1131 01:17:47,706 --> 01:17:51,073 - Got any fours? - Negative. Go fish. 1132 01:17:54,714 --> 01:17:56,823 Got any sevens? 1133 01:17:59,052 --> 01:18:01,458 Tell me some more about Dad. 1134 01:18:03,098 --> 01:18:05,183 Sometimes... 1135 01:18:05,184 --> 01:18:07,352 he lets me help him work on the car. 1136 01:18:07,353 --> 01:18:11,681 But if I do something wrong, he yells at me. 1137 01:18:13,192 --> 01:18:16,070 Sometimes he buys me ice cream afterwards. 1138 01:18:16,071 --> 01:18:19,355 But still, I don't like messing up. 1139 01:18:20,367 --> 01:18:23,237 Like last week, I lost a screw. 1140 01:18:24,705 --> 01:18:26,779 I was afraid to tell him. 1141 01:18:28,418 --> 01:18:31,211 I found it later on in my pocket. 1142 01:18:31,212 --> 01:18:33,701 Look, I still have it. 1143 01:18:38,679 --> 01:18:41,631 I'm afraid to give it back to him. 1144 01:18:43,726 --> 01:18:46,548 Got any nines? 1145 01:18:49,357 --> 01:18:51,567 No. 1146 01:18:51,568 --> 01:18:54,779 My homeroom teacher last year was fat Mrs Kinkelman. 1147 01:18:54,780 --> 01:18:57,699 She was so much better than Mr Lupus. 1148 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,160 He had that purple bump on his face. 1149 01:19:00,161 --> 01:19:02,496 I don't remember the bump guy. What grade was that? 1150 01:19:02,497 --> 01:19:04,999 How come you're asking me all this stuff? 1151 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,751 'Cause I'm forgetting something. 1152 01:19:06,752 --> 01:19:09,462 I'm forgetting this one event that meant something to me... 1153 01:19:09,463 --> 01:19:12,549 and if I can remember that one thing, maybe I can get you home. 1154 01:19:12,550 --> 01:19:15,010 Are you sure it's not the purple bump? 1155 01:19:15,011 --> 01:19:17,846 - It's not the bump, kid. - It was a pretty big bump. 1156 01:19:17,847 --> 01:19:19,974 - Tell me more about second grade. - Why? 1157 01:19:19,975 --> 01:19:22,251 Nobody had a bump in second grade. 1158 01:19:24,354 --> 01:19:27,607 My best friend was Tim Wheaton, until a few months ago. 1159 01:19:27,608 --> 01:19:29,651 Remember him? 1160 01:19:29,652 --> 01:19:33,352 - No, I don't. - His house smells like fish sticks. 1161 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:36,325 - No. - Well, he was my best friend... 1162 01:19:36,326 --> 01:19:38,869 until he started hanging out with Vince... 1163 01:19:38,870 --> 01:19:41,581 and these other creepy guys. 1164 01:19:41,582 --> 01:19:45,085 He threw a rock at me, and we haven't been friends since then. 1165 01:19:45,086 --> 01:19:48,505 - He threw a rock at us? - Yeah. 1166 01:19:48,506 --> 01:19:51,091 - Why? What happened? - Those guys get together... 1167 01:19:51,092 --> 01:19:53,761 every recess in the corner of the playground yard... 1168 01:19:53,762 --> 01:19:56,002 where they like to pick on kids. 1169 01:19:57,349 --> 01:19:59,506 Back behind the kindergarten. 1170 01:20:00,394 --> 01:20:02,938 Yeah. Where the yard monitor can't see you! 1171 01:20:02,939 --> 01:20:05,524 - Where that big sliding board is? - Yeah, the really huge one! 1172 01:20:05,525 --> 01:20:07,901 - You remember it! - Go on. Don't stop. 1173 01:20:07,902 --> 01:20:10,696 There's four of them, and if they don't like you... 1174 01:20:10,697 --> 01:20:13,353 they make your life a nightmare! 1175 01:20:13,377 --> 01:20:19,577 www.zocine.com watch movies and series! 1176 01:20:20,333 --> 01:20:23,919 And the worst thing about them is they're really mean to animals. 1177 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:26,327 Especially this one three-legged dog. 1178 01:20:28,592 --> 01:20:30,426 Tripod! 1179 01:20:30,427 --> 01:20:33,013 Tripod! The dog's name is Tripod! 1180 01:20:33,014 --> 01:20:36,308 I know the dog's name! I know everything, kid. 1181 01:20:36,309 --> 01:20:38,393 I know why you're here! This is the event! 1182 01:20:38,394 --> 01:20:40,646 Vince Kajinski, the fight! It's the fight! 1183 01:20:40,647 --> 01:20:44,734 It was my eighth birthday. It was 32 years ago. 1184 01:20:44,735 --> 01:20:47,473 Today! Ha-ha-ha! 1185 01:20:54,245 --> 01:20:57,197 Holy smokes. 1186 01:20:59,042 --> 01:21:01,484 Look at the car! 1187 01:21:03,005 --> 01:21:05,530 Look at your clothes! 1188 01:21:08,428 --> 01:21:10,620 Holy smokes. 1189 01:21:11,598 --> 01:21:14,225 - Holy smokes! - Holy smokes! 1190 01:21:14,226 --> 01:21:18,590 - We did it, kid! - Am I home? Is it really 1968? 1191 01:21:23,361 --> 01:21:25,863 No doubt about it, kid. What time's recess? 1192 01:21:25,864 --> 01:21:28,866 - 10:30. - Hang on, kid. 1193 01:21:28,867 --> 01:21:31,827 We've got 15 minutes to change our life. 1194 01:21:31,828 --> 01:21:33,955 Okay, now listen. This is gonna happen real fast... 1195 01:21:33,956 --> 01:21:35,915 so you gotta remember what Kenny told you, all right? 1196 01:21:35,916 --> 01:21:40,031 - One, two, one, two. - One, two... - Keep your head down, keep swingin'. 1197 01:21:49,765 --> 01:21:53,880 Look, look, look! There's the really big slide, remember? 1198 01:21:55,980 --> 01:21:59,024 It used to be a lot bigger. 1199 01:21:59,025 --> 01:22:00,860 Here's what I remember: 1200 01:22:00,861 --> 01:22:04,947 Some really bad guys tie up that three-legged dog, Tripod. 1201 01:22:04,948 --> 01:22:06,991 When you try to stop 'em, you get really thrashed. 1202 01:22:06,992 --> 01:22:09,452 No. Do I save him? 1203 01:22:09,453 --> 01:22:12,331 No. You go down after only one punch... 1204 01:22:12,332 --> 01:22:14,500 thereby solidifying your reputation as a loser... 1205 01:22:14,501 --> 01:22:17,169 for the next eight years, all the way through high school... 1206 01:22:17,170 --> 01:22:19,463 and ruining our life from that moment on. 1207 01:22:19,464 --> 01:22:22,008 Holy smokes. 1208 01:22:22,009 --> 01:22:25,993 Any second now, Vince Kajinski and his cohorts are gonna come around that corner. 1209 01:22:27,014 --> 01:22:30,002 - Look. There they are. - Hey, boo! 1210 01:22:31,436 --> 01:22:34,230 They're gonna say something to you to get you to come over there. 1211 01:22:34,231 --> 01:22:37,218 Once you get back there, they have Tripod tied up. 1212 01:22:38,652 --> 01:22:42,471 - Any questions? - Yeah. What's a cohort? 1213 01:22:43,533 --> 01:22:45,576 Hey, Rusty, come over here. 1214 01:22:45,577 --> 01:22:49,121 It's your birthday, right? We got a present for you. 1215 01:22:49,122 --> 01:22:53,084 Look, kid. You don't have to do this at all. 1216 01:22:53,085 --> 01:22:57,034 - You don't have to fight today. - Come on. Hurry up! 1217 01:23:00,343 --> 01:23:03,804 No. If I don't go against them today... 1218 01:23:03,805 --> 01:23:06,807 I'll have to fight tomorrow or the next day... 1219 01:23:06,808 --> 01:23:09,477 and today, you're here with me. 1220 01:23:09,478 --> 01:23:13,261 That's right. I'm here with you today. 1221 01:23:14,901 --> 01:23:17,140 I can do this. 1222 01:23:18,154 --> 01:23:20,823 You can do it. Don't be afraid. 1223 01:23:20,824 --> 01:23:23,017 Here I come! 1224 01:23:24,411 --> 01:23:26,604 I'll be right here. 1225 01:23:36,132 --> 01:23:37,633 What took you so long? 1226 01:23:37,634 --> 01:23:40,219 - Come on, Rusty. - I just saw it... 1227 01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:42,764 - Yeah, hurry up. - A big surprise. 1228 01:23:42,765 --> 01:23:45,456 It's really far out. 1229 01:24:04,288 --> 01:24:06,999 Come on, man. It'll be great. Why don't you go? 1230 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,735 - Yeah. - It'll be fun. There's your present. - Cool? 1231 01:24:13,090 --> 01:24:15,967 - What are you doing? - This stinkin', three-legged dog is worthless. 1232 01:24:15,968 --> 01:24:19,054 We'll see him run. Light the firecrackers. 1233 01:24:19,055 --> 01:24:23,100 Let the dog go. You guys are dirtbags. 1234 01:24:23,101 --> 01:24:26,687 - What did you call us? - Dirtbags! 1235 01:24:26,688 --> 01:24:29,440 - Good shot. - Look at flabby. - We rule. 1236 01:24:29,441 --> 01:24:32,235 What a dope. 1237 01:24:32,236 --> 01:24:35,405 - That was far out. - Right on. - Yeah, right on. 1238 01:24:35,406 --> 01:24:37,282 - We rule. - Wait, Vince. 1239 01:24:37,283 --> 01:24:39,441 Turn around. 1240 01:24:40,704 --> 01:24:44,373 That's how it's gonna be. 1241 01:24:44,374 --> 01:24:47,113 - Come on, Vince. Get him! - Stop it! 1242 01:24:49,046 --> 01:24:51,089 Come on! 1243 01:24:51,090 --> 01:24:54,410 - Get him! - Come on! Get him! 1244 01:24:56,513 --> 01:24:59,098 - Up against the wall! - Come on, Vince! 1245 01:24:59,099 --> 01:25:01,684 - Stop! - Come on, wimp! 1246 01:25:01,685 --> 01:25:04,521 Are you gonna cry? 1247 01:25:04,522 --> 01:25:07,691 - One, two. - Gonna run to your mom? - One, two. 1248 01:25:07,692 --> 01:25:10,181 One, two! 1249 01:25:12,030 --> 01:25:14,699 - Say uncle! Say uncle! - No. 1250 01:25:14,700 --> 01:25:17,034 - Apologize! - No. 1251 01:25:17,035 --> 01:25:19,370 Say uncle! Apologize! 1252 01:25:19,371 --> 01:25:21,315 Uncle. I'm sorry. 1253 01:25:27,422 --> 01:25:29,507 Yes! You won. 1254 01:25:29,508 --> 01:25:33,094 - Holy smokes! You did it! - Yabba-dabba-doo! 1255 01:25:33,095 --> 01:25:35,180 Ha-ha! Yabba-dabba-doo is right. 1256 01:25:35,181 --> 01:25:38,433 - You won the fight. You really did it. You won the fight. - I did it. I did it! 1257 01:25:38,434 --> 01:25:40,936 That's all! I did what I had to do. 1258 01:25:40,937 --> 01:25:43,130 Everything's gonna be different now. 1259 01:25:44,190 --> 01:25:46,025 Yeah, I guess so. 1260 01:25:46,026 --> 01:25:49,476 Over. That is all. Yes. 1261 01:25:51,323 --> 01:25:53,231 That's all, right? 1262 01:25:56,245 --> 01:25:58,937 - No. - What? 1263 01:26:01,042 --> 01:26:02,903 It's not over. 1264 01:26:03,545 --> 01:26:06,547 This gets worse, kid. Much worse. 1265 01:26:06,548 --> 01:26:09,009 What are you talking about? I won the fight. 1266 01:26:09,010 --> 01:26:11,831 It wasn't the fight. That wasn't it. 1267 01:26:16,268 --> 01:26:18,460 It's not over. 1268 01:26:22,775 --> 01:26:24,968 Ice on the eye, son. 1269 01:26:28,531 --> 01:26:31,649 Mr Branch, I put all the reports on your desk. 1270 01:26:41,212 --> 01:26:44,089 Mom. I'm sorry, Mom. I'm sorry. 1271 01:26:44,090 --> 01:26:47,968 It's okay. It's okay. 1272 01:26:47,969 --> 01:26:50,596 I'm sorry you had to come in, Mrs Duritz. 1273 01:26:50,597 --> 01:26:53,474 We all know you haven't been well. 1274 01:26:53,475 --> 01:26:58,396 Please, don't punish him, Mr Branch. 1275 01:26:58,397 --> 01:27:00,590 It's his birthday today. 1276 01:27:08,992 --> 01:27:11,911 - Mom, Daddy's home. - Daddy? 1277 01:27:11,912 --> 01:27:13,580 Gloria. 1278 01:27:13,581 --> 01:27:16,249 What are you doing? Are you out of your mind? 1279 01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:18,127 - I'm fine. - Come on, dear. - I'm fine. 1280 01:27:18,128 --> 01:27:21,172 Shh, shh, shh. Get you inside. 1281 01:27:21,173 --> 01:27:23,966 You stay there! 1282 01:27:23,967 --> 01:27:26,928 Please don't scare him. He's had a hard day. 1283 01:27:26,929 --> 01:27:30,296 Gloria, the doctor said you weren't to leave the house. 1284 01:27:42,363 --> 01:27:44,948 - What is the matter with you? - I'm sorry. 1285 01:27:44,949 --> 01:27:48,619 How could you do this to your mother? What are you trying to do, kill her faster? 1286 01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:51,497 - What? - We're gonna lose her. 1287 01:27:51,498 --> 01:27:55,710 God, and you pull some stunt like you did today. You're killing her! 1288 01:27:55,711 --> 01:27:58,463 I found the screw, Dad. The screw. 1289 01:27:58,464 --> 01:28:01,549 - Stop cryin'. - Here's the screw, Dad. 1290 01:28:01,550 --> 01:28:04,344 Look! Here it is. Here it is. I found it. 1291 01:28:04,345 --> 01:28:07,556 - Just stop cryin'. - Please, Dad, look at the screw. 1292 01:28:07,557 --> 01:28:10,267 - Here it is. - Stop crying! 1293 01:28:10,268 --> 01:28:12,603 Stop. 1294 01:28:12,604 --> 01:28:15,648 You gotta grow up, now. 1295 01:28:15,649 --> 01:28:17,734 Do you understand? 1296 01:28:17,735 --> 01:28:20,889 - Yes, sir. - Grow up. Grow up! 1297 01:28:45,057 --> 01:28:47,831 Mom's dying. 1298 01:28:49,353 --> 01:28:52,720 - I know. - Soon? 1299 01:28:53,775 --> 01:28:56,527 Yeah. 1300 01:28:56,528 --> 01:28:58,362 Before your next birthday. 1301 01:28:58,363 --> 01:29:00,307 Did I do it? 1302 01:29:03,452 --> 01:29:06,204 No. 1303 01:29:06,205 --> 01:29:08,398 No, you didn't do it. 1304 01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:13,712 It's not your fault. 1305 01:29:13,713 --> 01:29:16,749 Dad was just saying those things because he's scared. 1306 01:29:18,761 --> 01:29:22,045 'Cause he knows that he has to raise you alone, and he doesn't know how to do it. 1307 01:29:25,685 --> 01:29:28,174 I thought you never cried. 1308 01:29:31,441 --> 01:29:33,681 Not since my eighth birthday. 1309 01:29:35,154 --> 01:29:37,864 Guess I'm starting up again. 1310 01:29:37,865 --> 01:29:41,684 How come? - 'Cause I just figured out where I got that twitch from. 1311 01:29:42,620 --> 01:29:44,979 Somebody call the "waaambulance." 1312 01:29:46,124 --> 01:29:49,460 Yeah. Yeah. 1313 01:29:49,461 --> 01:29:51,701 Gonna need 'em now? 1314 01:29:57,178 --> 01:30:00,130 Come on. You wanna get outta here? 1315 01:30:01,475 --> 01:30:03,714 Let's go. 1316 01:30:07,857 --> 01:30:09,941 Let's go get something to eat. 1317 01:30:09,942 --> 01:30:13,346 Okay. But I'm eating whatever I want. 1318 01:30:17,909 --> 01:30:20,661 This is disgusting. Let me have some of yours. 1319 01:30:20,662 --> 01:30:22,143 - Hey! - Hey! 1320 01:30:24,083 --> 01:30:26,988 - You don't seem all that mad. - About what? 1321 01:30:28,004 --> 01:30:30,172 That we didn't change anything. 1322 01:30:30,173 --> 01:30:32,842 Like the fact that we're still gonna have to fight Vince Kajinski... 1323 01:30:32,843 --> 01:30:34,916 every week all through grade school? 1324 01:30:35,846 --> 01:30:38,264 - Yeah. - And we'll still be ugly through high school? 1325 01:30:38,265 --> 01:30:40,791 - But not stupid. - Not stupid. 1326 01:30:41,978 --> 01:30:44,229 And that we spend our college years... 1327 01:30:44,230 --> 01:30:47,608 as a chickless, dogless jerk with a twitch? 1328 01:30:47,609 --> 01:30:50,430 And still not have a family when we're 40? 1329 01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:54,899 Yeah. 1330 01:30:55,951 --> 01:30:58,275 What's done is done. 1331 01:30:59,205 --> 01:31:01,314 Yeah. 1332 01:31:02,917 --> 01:31:07,946 But, hey, this is our birthday. Okay? 1333 01:31:08,674 --> 01:31:11,543 Happy birthday, kid. Cheers, kid. 1334 01:31:19,227 --> 01:31:21,562 Hello, boy. How are you doin'? 1335 01:31:21,563 --> 01:31:24,052 - Who are you? - Chester, come on, boy. 1336 01:31:33,243 --> 01:31:37,830 Did you hear what he just called his dog? 1337 01:31:37,831 --> 01:31:39,656 Chester. 1338 01:31:52,806 --> 01:31:54,833 Can that... 1339 01:31:55,767 --> 01:31:58,227 be that? 1340 01:31:58,228 --> 01:32:02,296 - No way. - Can't be. 1341 01:32:06,738 --> 01:32:09,429 Here you go. 1342 01:32:31,599 --> 01:32:34,716 You like the old plane? 1343 01:32:40,859 --> 01:32:42,850 Yeah. 1344 01:32:43,779 --> 01:32:45,972 You did all this. 1345 01:32:47,783 --> 01:32:49,868 You put that plane on my doorstep. 1346 01:32:49,869 --> 01:32:54,482 Yeah. Yeah, I thought that was a particularly nice touch. 1347 01:32:55,875 --> 01:32:58,419 Yeah. It was. 1348 01:32:58,420 --> 01:33:01,407 I bet you got a lot of questions. 1349 01:33:03,008 --> 01:33:05,927 - Yeah. - Well, I wouldn't worry about it. 1350 01:33:05,928 --> 01:33:09,348 You got 30 years to figure 'em out. 1351 01:33:09,349 --> 01:33:12,669 Right now I gotta go. Family's waitin'. 1352 01:33:36,420 --> 01:33:38,993 It was especially nice seeing you again. 1353 01:33:41,426 --> 01:33:45,161 - I'll see you. - See ya. 1354 01:33:47,683 --> 01:33:49,876 Bye. 1355 01:33:54,357 --> 01:33:57,048 Holy smokes. 1356 01:34:12,251 --> 01:34:14,824 We did it. 1357 01:34:21,387 --> 01:34:24,139 - Holy smokes! - Holy smokes! 1358 01:34:24,140 --> 01:34:26,349 - We did it! - We did it! 1359 01:34:26,350 --> 01:34:28,602 Yeah-ho-ho! 1360 01:34:28,603 --> 01:34:31,730 - I'm okay! We're okay! - We're okay! 1361 01:34:31,731 --> 01:34:34,233 We're okay! 1362 01:34:34,234 --> 01:34:36,444 - You're a pilot. - You're a pilot. - You're a pilot. 1363 01:34:36,445 --> 01:34:39,447 - No, you're a pilot. - I'm a pilot. - We grow up to be pilots! 1364 01:34:39,448 --> 01:34:42,492 We grow up to be pilots! Hey! 1365 01:34:42,493 --> 01:34:44,995 - Did you see our dog? - What's his name? - Chester. 1366 01:34:44,996 --> 01:34:48,666 - Chester, the world's greatest dog! - The world's greatest dog! 1367 01:34:48,667 --> 01:34:52,211 Yes! Hoo-Ha, Hoo-Ha... One, right, left, left... 1368 01:34:52,212 --> 01:34:54,738 - Did you see our family? - Yeah. 1369 01:34:55,674 --> 01:34:57,867 Wild. 1370 01:34:59,053 --> 01:35:01,460 That old lady looked familiar. 1371 01:35:02,390 --> 01:35:05,545 Yeah. I thought so too. 1372 01:35:18,116 --> 01:35:21,452 - Look at us go. - Yeah. 1373 01:35:21,453 --> 01:35:23,480 Look at us go. 1374 01:35:28,628 --> 01:35:33,324 I am not a loser! 1375 01:35:47,315 --> 01:35:49,508 Look at us go. 1376 01:35:53,947 --> 01:35:56,140 Kid? 1377 01:36:08,255 --> 01:36:10,447 Bye, kid. 1378 01:36:17,098 --> 01:36:19,291 Thanks. 1379 01:36:39,289 --> 01:36:42,041 Hello? 1380 01:36:42,042 --> 01:36:43,950 I'm here. 1381 01:36:45,754 --> 01:36:48,423 Russ? 1382 01:36:48,424 --> 01:36:49,342 Russ? 1383 01:36:49,367 --> 01:36:52,094 Hi, Janet. I'm back here. I'll be out in a second. 1384 01:36:52,095 --> 01:36:55,431 Hey, a couple of questions. Why am I not at the office? 1385 01:36:55,432 --> 01:36:57,516 Why are you not at the office? 1386 01:36:57,517 --> 01:37:00,019 - And where have you been? - Did you call my dad? 1387 01:37:00,020 --> 01:37:02,772 Yes, I told him you'd be there Sunday to help him move. 1388 01:37:02,773 --> 01:37:06,109 He almost had a heart attack, if that was your intention. 1389 01:37:06,110 --> 01:37:08,153 What about the plane tickets to Hawaii? 1390 01:37:08,154 --> 01:37:11,640 I booked 'em. Two first-class seats. You leave at 2:00. 1391 01:37:14,536 --> 01:37:17,330 Thank you. Got a pen? 1392 01:37:17,331 --> 01:37:21,576 Change these names on here. Use my credit card. 1393 01:37:27,592 --> 01:37:30,595 Russ! Ha-ha-ha! 1394 01:37:30,596 --> 01:37:32,726 I love it, I love it, I love it, I love it. 1395 01:37:32,751 --> 01:37:33,598 Aloha, Janet. 1396 01:37:33,599 --> 01:37:38,093 I love Hawaii. I love Hawaii! 1397 01:38:42,967 --> 01:38:45,886 Do you want to come in? 1398 01:38:45,887 --> 01:38:48,080 Yes. 1399 01:38:48,404 --> 01:39:01,504 www.zocine.com watch movies and series! 108067