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And rolling.
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Stand by, camera one.
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In three, two...
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Good evening. I'm Will McAvoy.
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This is Monday, August 8th.
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And this past Friday,
for the first time ever,
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Standard and Poor's downgraded the
credit rating of the US Treasury.
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You would think that would be
tonight's top story,
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or you might think that
it would be the Dow
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closing 634 points down on its worst
day of trading in three years,
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or the austerity riots in Europe
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or any of the statements made today by
the Republican candidates for president
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or statements made by
the president himself,
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but it's not.
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Tonight's top story
is a woman named Dorothy Cooper.
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Will?
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Will, it's MacKenzie.
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I saw him come in,
but I didn't see him leave.
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- I've been on for six hours.
- Will?
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Will?
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Hello?
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He's not here.
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Will?
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- Did you try calling his...
- Hold on.
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- Billy! Billy!
- Oh, Jesus.
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I need an ambulance right away.
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He's out of immediate danger,
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but we're going to have
to stop the internal bleeding.
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What happened?
Why was he coughing up blood?
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He wasn't coughing up blood.
He was vomiting blood from his stomach.
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There's upper GI bleeding,
probably a perforation.
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You're describing a bleeding ulcer.
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Yes. We're prepping him for an EGD.
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I don't know what that is.
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They're gonna put a tube with
a camera down his throat.
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Does he take any pain medication?
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Hardly ever. It's called...
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- Naproxen.
- Okay.
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He hurt himself playing baseball in
high school, his elbow and his knees.
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- Right elbow and his left knee.
- What about antidepressants?
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- No.
- Yes.
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He takes 135 milligrams
a day of Effexor.
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Since when?
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- I gotta keep some confidentiality.
- No, not anymore.
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When did he start
taking antidepressants?
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Has he been particularly depressed
about anything recently?
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- Yes.
- Yes.
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A magazine article, a hatchet job
that mocked everything we've been...
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It was humiliating
and he's taken it very personally.
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Okay, I think he's
been self-medicating.
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One of the possible
side-effects of Naproxen
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is a decrease in the prostaglandin,
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which protects the stomach lining
from its own acid.
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And he knows that.
That's why he hardly ever takes it.
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Why would he suddenly take so much?
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To get rid of the migraine headache
that comes with taking
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too much Effexor and bourbon
at the same time.
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He took too many antidepressants?
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I can't say for sure, but...
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Yeah, I can say for sure.
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We'll be keeping him
here for a little while.
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Dorothy Cooper is a 96-year-old
resident of Chattanooga, Tennessee,
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and has been voting for
the last 75 years.
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This year, she's
been told she can't.
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A new law in Tennessee
requires residents to show
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a government-issued photo ID
in order to vote.
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Dorothy Cooper doesn't have
a driver's license
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because Dorothy Cooper
doesn't have a car.
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Dorothy Cooper doesn't
have a passport.
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A vacation abroad was
never in her future.
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Tennessee isn't alone.
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At this moment,
33 states have proposed
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or already adopted the
same voter ID laws
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that have disqualified
Dorothy Cooper
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from the one fundamental thing
that we all do as Americans.
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It's estimated that 11%,
or roughly 20 million people,
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don't have government-issued
voter IDs
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and will be disenfranchised
this November. Why?
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To crack down on the terrible
problem of voter fraud.
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- Roll five.
- Governor Rick Perry of Texas,
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who is about to enter
the presidential primary race,
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is serious about cracking down
on the problem.
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Making sure that there's not fraud,
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making sure that someone's not
manipulating that process
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makes all the sense
in the world to me.
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To me, too, because voter fraud
is such a huge problem
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that during a five-year period
under the Bush Administration,
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when 196 million votes were cast,
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the number of cases
of voter fraud reached 86.
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Not 86,000. Eighty-six.
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Here's what that number looks like
as a percentage of votes cast.
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Four 100,000ths of a percent.
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This would be called a solution
without a problem, but it's not.
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It's just a solution to
a different problem.
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Republicans have a hard time getting
certain people to vote for them,
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so life would be a lot easier if certain
people just weren't allowed to vote at all.
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I'm ashamed to say that
32 of the 33 voter ID laws
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were proposed by
Republican legislators
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and passed by Republican-controlled
state houses
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and signed into law
by Republican governors.
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I am not, however, ashamed to say
that I am a Republican.
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And that brings us to
tonight's second story.
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Austerity riots in London
and the FAA shutdown.
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Mitch McConnell said the debt deal
was a "hostage worth taking."
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- That's a quote?
- We're checking.
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As of about 10 minutes ago,
the Dow's down below 12,000.
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There's a new investigation into
why the Interior Department
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hasn't collected billions
in oil royalties.
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Robert Bork is now
a Romney advisor.
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We'll get this all sorted out.
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But let me ask, is anybody here
an expert on Sex and the City?
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The TV show or just... The TV show.
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- Mother of Moses.
- Listen, she goes out of her way
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to take an interest in my interests
and I wanna do the same.
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- And she loves...
- I know what she loves.
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- I need a crash course.
- They have tours.
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- What do you mean?
- They have Sex and the City tours.
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Open-air buses that drive around
the West Village
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and go to all the locations
and shoe stores in the show.
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The buses are filled with women who
know every line from every episode.
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- It's three hours.
- Three hours?
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If you really wanna make Lisa happy,
you'll go to Sex and the City school
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and take the tour.
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I don't know if I wanna
make her that happy.
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Let's start with McConnell
and the hostage worth taking.
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You were sleeping for a while.
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Yeah.
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That's good. You need to rest.
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Yeah.
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- Why did you do this?
- Hey!
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- What is wrong with you?
- Stop hitting me!
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- I've been waiting two days to hit you.
- I appreciate your patience.
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I don't want your wise-ass remarks.
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You have to stop being
so sad about this.
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I'm not sad about it. I'm over it.
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Uh-huh. That's why you suddenly
took antidepressants.
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You got bad press.
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It's not the first time.
It's not even the thousandth.
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- Did you bring Jane up from Washington?
- Yes.
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- You should go back and work.
- Jim's got it for a few hours.
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- Tell me how this...
- Jane needs you.
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Jim's got it. Why is this
story different from...
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- It just is.
- That's a child's answer.
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- Did you read it?
- Of course I read it.
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It was a hatchet job from my
idiot ex-boyfriend.
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You've gotten them before.
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You've gotten them from him before.
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It isn't worth the
weeks you've spent...
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It's almost, it's two weeks
you've been sliding...
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- "The Greater Fool."
- I read it.
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"One CNN producer remarked,
'It's as though McAvoy is unaware
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"'of how ridiculous he looks
doing what he thinks passes
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- "'as a Murrow impersonation." '
- Will, I know what it says.
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"A senior VP at parent
company AWM laughed as he said,
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"'Will wants to change the world and
hates that the world has changed."'
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- You know it by heart.
- "It's not so much Will McAvoy is old..."
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- Okay, this is really weird.
- "...it's that he is antiquated.
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"His premise is
irrelevant and pompous."
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- And why do you care this much?
- The greater fool.
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- Why do you care this much?
- Because they're right!
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Easy. And, no, they're not.
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- They're right. He's right.
- Being a cynic is easy.
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- What's difficult...
- Reality isn't.
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Trust me, this piece
was right about everything.
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Stop. Enough. It's been two weeks.
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- Get up off the damn mat.
- You wanted Don Quixote?
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This is it.
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By the way, this is
what brought him down.
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- Nobody's brought you down.
- The Knight of the Mirrors.
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He holds up the
mirror and shows him.
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- Stop it.
- Shows him!
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I mean, he doesn't fight
him with a sword.
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He shows him with a mirror
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what a total fool he looks like.
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Brian was the Knight of the Mirrors,
and that's the chapter we're up to.
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Nobody's brought you down.
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You'll get back in your chair,
the red light will go on,
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and you'll go to that place
you go every time...
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I don't think I'm coming back.
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I don't think I am.
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You're coming back if I have to chop
you up, put you in a duffel bag,
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and reassemble you
at the anchor desk.
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- You should answer that.
- You're coming back.
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Could be the office.
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This is MacKenzie.
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Why did you want to meet me?
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I have a story I don't wanna write.
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Then don't write it.
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I have one source, and if I get
a second one, I'll have to.
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What is it?
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The night of May 1st,
the night we got bin Laden,
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was Will high on the air?
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- Was he high...
- Was he high on the air?
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- Who the hell told you that?
- My first source.
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- You got lied to.
- I didn't.
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Nina, you got lied to.
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No. I promise, it's an
unimpeachable source.
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And if I get a second one...
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Damn it, Nina,
this is a complete lie.
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No, listen to me.
I'm trying to help you.
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- How?
- By telling you
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If I find a second source,
I have to go to press right away.
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- And you're giving me a heads-up?
- Yeah.
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Why?
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Because I am.
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You can understand my reluctance
to trust you.
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I understand everyone's
reluctance to trust me.
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- You'll have to do better than that.
- I can't.
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I don't like some of the things
that I've done to Will and to you.
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I don't like some of the things
I've done to a lot of people.
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Sorry, I don't believe you, Nina.
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When you were little, what did
you wanna do when you grew up?
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Exactly what I'm doing.
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I wanted to do exactly
what you're doing, too.
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There's no such thing
as a little girl
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who dreams of being
a gossip columnist one day.
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I am trying to make some changes,
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but I'm caught in the middle of...
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You want me to feel sorry for you?
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No. No, I don't.
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Then what am I supposed
to do with that?
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Make sure I don't
find a second source.
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Keep walking.
I'm gonna cross the street.
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- It's not true.
- Yes, it is.
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I'm sorry.
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Obviously he didn't know he was gonna
have to be on the air later that night.
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- He was high for bin Laden?
- Yeah.
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- But he killed it that night.
- I don't know what to tell you.
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- He's a savant.
- Who else knew?
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Neal, Neal's girlfriend Kaylee,
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- maybe some of the others...
- There's no way they went to Nina.
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- I already spoke to them.
- I don't even need to. There's no way.
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This is it, right?
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This is what Reese
and Leona will use to fire Will.
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Yeah.
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- So what are they waiting for?
- A second source.
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- Why?
- I'd need two sources.
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You're not TMI!
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I've never seen Will this down.
240
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He's talking about not coming back.
241
00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:54,411
He's coming back. Don't lose hope.
242
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- I gotta go meet a guy.
- Hancock?
243
00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,444
- Yeah.
- What are you gonna tell him?
244
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The truth.
245
00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,606
Why?
246
00:14:03,680 --> 00:14:05,364
You're not a credible witness.
247
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:08,290
Thirty-five years at the NSA doesn't
make me a credible witness?
248
00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:10,601
Why did they downgrade your
security clearance?
249
00:14:10,680 --> 00:14:12,011
They didn't downgrade
my security clearance.
250
00:14:12,120 --> 00:14:13,485
- They did.
- They didn't.
251
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:15,244
I have reporters, Solomon.
252
00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:18,051
We have pages from your CSS file.
253
00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:20,009
He was given, the reporter,
254
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:23,010
he was just given
those pages, right?
255
00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:24,890
- He was just handed them?
- All he had to do was ask.
256
00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,883
- He was given them?
- Yes, he was.
257
00:14:26,960 --> 00:14:28,610
- Retaliation.
- Solomon...
258
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,445
Retaliation for raising the hue
and cry about GLOBALCLARITY.
259
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:33,488
Listen. Look at me. I respect you.
260
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:35,450
I respect what you're trying to do.
261
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:39,721
Nothing's harder than doing something for
which you know you're gonna take shit.
262
00:14:39,800 --> 00:14:40,801
Then why won't you just...
263
00:14:40,880 --> 00:14:44,930
Because if you're the face of the
story, you'll contaminate it.
264
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:57,607
Do you like beef stew?
265
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,650
- Beef stew?
- You like it?
266
00:14:59,880 --> 00:15:01,120
I guess. I don't know.
267
00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:03,202
- What are we talking about?
- I like it.
268
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,328
I used to make it
for my kids on Sunday nights.
269
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Sunday was my night with the kids.
270
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Brown sugar and ketchup.
271
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You slow-cook it for eight hours,
that's the trick.
272
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:16,005
The kids loved it.
273
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:18,003
Solomon, it's shit like this
that makes me nervous.
274
00:15:18,080 --> 00:15:20,242
- Can I give you the name of a guy?
- A doctor?
275
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,846
- Somebody to talk to.
- I come to you with a story,
276
00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:25,810
the NSA is illegally...
And you wanna send me to a doctor.
277
00:15:25,880 --> 00:15:27,120
I'm just being a friend.
278
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,282
I don't have friends and
I don't want friends.
279
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All right.
280
00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,281
TMI!
281
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:40,281
You said you had proof
they were hacking.
282
00:15:40,360 --> 00:15:41,964
Was that a lie?
283
00:15:42,040 --> 00:15:45,203
- Did you use that as bait so...
- I don't lie.
284
00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:48,250
I've paid for sex, yes.
I tried to see my wife, yes.
285
00:15:48,320 --> 00:15:49,970
I don't see what that has
to do with anything.
286
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:53,806
Okay, then let me say that
I've acted in good faith.
287
00:15:53,880 --> 00:15:56,326
- No. You didn't act at all.
- I've acted in good faith.
288
00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,329
I'll continue to pursue the
NSA story as hard as I can.
289
00:15:58,400 --> 00:16:02,962
No, no, we had a deal.
I see the NSA story on ACN,
290
00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,691
and then I hand
over the TMI! proof.
291
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:07,649
- Hand it over now.
- So you can destroy it?
292
00:16:07,880 --> 00:16:12,727
No, so I can help out a friend
who's a lot like you.
293
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:17,449
And he will,
I promise you, not rest
294
00:16:18,440 --> 00:16:20,249
until he's reported the NSA story,
295
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:22,084
assuming it's as solid as you say.
296
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:23,730
- Then you won't need me at all.
- Solomon...
297
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:27,088
If I give you the TMI! proof,
you won't need me at all.
298
00:16:28,000 --> 00:16:29,240
Do you know how many
years it's been
299
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since my kids have come over
for dinner on Sunday?
300
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:34,924
No.
301
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:45,085
Adding further to investors' jitters,
Wall Street is waiting for Friday's jobs report.
302
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:46,161
But some optimists I've talked to
303
00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:50,564
expect the report to show that the
US created 75,000 jobs in July
304
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:54,531
and the unemployment rate
may hold steady at 9.2%.
305
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:57,444
For more on that,
ACN financial analyst Kelly Slade.
306
00:16:57,800 --> 00:16:59,484
You got a job offer?
307
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,369
- Can you wait until we're alone?
- Are you considering it?
308
00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:04,888
- I was taken to lunch.
- Ah, it all starts with the lunch.
309
00:17:05,360 --> 00:17:08,603
Thanks, Kelly, we'll be coming back to
you for the Market Wrap-Up at 4:30.
310
00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:12,327
I'm Sloan Sabbith. Now back to
Robin Burnett and Best of Health.
311
00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:13,931
And we're clear.
312
00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:16,848
- An innocent lunch.
- That's what it was.
313
00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,285
- Where?
- The Ocean Club.
314
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,725
- Why?
- I was hungry.
315
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,643
- Hey.
- An ACN poll released two days ago
316
00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:23,245
has 42% of Americans
317
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:25,448
believing that when we
raise the debt ceiling,
318
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:26,760
it means borrowing more money.
319
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:28,569
- That's nothing new.
- I know that's nothing new!
320
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:31,120
- In here.
- I know that's nothing new. That's my point.
321
00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,800
I've been talking about it almost
every night since the midterms,
322
00:17:33,880 --> 00:17:35,484
and I haven't moved
the needle at all.
323
00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,642
Well, you're not gonna
move it in venture capital.
324
00:17:37,720 --> 00:17:39,722
- I'll get paid.
- You're just having one of those days.
325
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,805
Will says he's not coming back.
326
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,044
Ask a boxer who's just
been knocked unconscious
327
00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:49,090
when he'd like to
schedule his next bout.
328
00:17:49,640 --> 00:17:51,005
Friday will be my last day.
329
00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,525
- You've made up your mind?
- Yeah.
330
00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:53,886
Then I have three days
to change your mind.
331
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,562
42% was exactly the same number
as before I started talking...
332
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,926
Maybe it would've gone higher.
333
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,241
Maybe you helped keep it at 42%.
334
00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:10,042
- I have to get ready for Wrap-Up.
- Okay.
335
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,121
Wait.
336
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:13,170
Nah, it's all right.
337
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,442
- No, wait. No.
- Okay.
338
00:18:15,520 --> 00:18:17,363
- Yes, all right.
- This can only be about Maggie.
339
00:18:17,440 --> 00:18:18,680
I'm gonna ask her
to move in with me.
340
00:18:20,360 --> 00:18:21,691
I see.
341
00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:27,249
First, let me say you made a very wise
decision coming to me with this problem.
342
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:28,601
It's not a problem.
343
00:18:28,840 --> 00:18:30,604
Well, let's see what
I can do about that.
344
00:18:30,920 --> 00:18:32,160
How would you want to be asked?
345
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:33,571
- To move in with a guy?
- Yeah.
346
00:18:33,640 --> 00:18:35,324
By having the guy say,
"Will you marry me?"
347
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:37,767
Okay, well, let's just take that
off the table for the moment.
348
00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:40,281
You know, if you're living together,
it makes it harder to break up.
349
00:18:40,360 --> 00:18:42,886
- Well, that's the idea.
- You have to get cartons.
350
00:18:42,960 --> 00:18:44,246
You've been no help at all.
351
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,130
Since I'm never going
to see you again after Friday,
352
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:49,328
- I feel like I can tell you something.
- We'll see each other.
353
00:18:49,440 --> 00:18:51,681
- Maybe not after I say what I'm going to say.
- And you're not leaving.
354
00:18:51,760 --> 00:18:53,728
I don't know who told
you you're a bad guy,
355
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:56,649
but somebody did,
356
00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:58,805
somebody along the way.
357
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:03,007
Somebody or something
convinced you of it
358
00:19:03,120 --> 00:19:06,408
because you think you're a bad guy,
and you're just not.
359
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,007
I'm socially inept,
but even I know that.
360
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,728
So because you're a bad guy,
you try to do things
361
00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:17,242
you think a good guy would do,
362
00:19:17,640 --> 00:19:21,167
like committing to someone you like
but maybe don't love.
363
00:19:24,600 --> 00:19:27,080
A sweet, smart, wholesome
Midwestern girl.
364
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,246
I could be wrong.
I almost always am.
365
00:19:38,600 --> 00:19:41,001
Why are you single?
366
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,764
A lot of men are intimidated
by my intelligence.
367
00:19:42,840 --> 00:19:44,683
No, seriously.
368
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,728
Because you never asked me out.
369
00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,285
Caught you off-guard, didn't I?
370
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,285
Yeah, you really did.
371
00:20:00,760 --> 00:20:02,967
- Hey, you wanted to see me?
- Yeah.
372
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:05,811
Now I don't remember why.
373
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,729
Don and Maggie are
moving in together.
374
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:10,244
- Yeah?
- I still have to ask her.
375
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:15,046
Seriously? That's great! Cool.
376
00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:17,930
I didn't... All right.
377
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:21,164
- Good luck. In your apartment?
- Mmm?
378
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,887
You're moving in together
in your apartment?
379
00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,849
No, in fact, we're gonna live
among the hill people.
380
00:20:25,920 --> 00:20:27,365
I didn't know if you were gonna...
381
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,566
We'll start at my apartment.
382
00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:29,687
Okay, so...
383
00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,081
I really don't remember why I asked
you to come in here, I'm sorry.
384
00:20:32,160 --> 00:20:33,400
Don't worry about it.
385
00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:37,964
I'll see you later.
386
00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,010
You're wrong.
387
00:20:51,520 --> 00:20:53,090
I do want to commit to Maggie.
388
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,763
Well, that's what a
good guy would do.
389
00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:29,481
Shit.
390
00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:35,601
I was just checking this.
I'll fix it.
391
00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,206
Yeah, the nurse can get
that back in there.
392
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,924
Does it feel like something
life-threatening is happening right now?
393
00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,963
- What is it I'm wearing?
- I bought you some pajamas.
394
00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,644
- You like them?
- How did I get into them?
395
00:21:47,720 --> 00:21:49,927
The nurse changed you into
them while you were asleep.
396
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:53,083
- What's wrong here?
- He knocked out one of his tubes.
397
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:55,322
- Don't play with these.
- You really shouldn't.
398
00:21:55,440 --> 00:21:57,090
She changed my clothes?
399
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,765
- Um, well...
- Hey.
400
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:00,963
Hey! Look!
401
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,924
- Jim's here.
- Yeah, I can see him, too.
402
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:05,604
Tell us what's happening, Jim.
403
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,007
The JPL says the Mars orbiter
may have found water.
404
00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:09,445
- Do you hear that?
- Mmm-hmm.
405
00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:10,885
- And where did they find the water?
- God.
406
00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:12,201
- On Mars.
- Cool.
407
00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,330
There was another lockdown at Virginia
Tech, but it was a false alarm.
408
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:17,767
- Jim says there was another...
- I am right here.
409
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:19,769
- How about office gossip?
- Office gossip?
410
00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:20,961
Yes.
411
00:22:21,200 --> 00:22:24,602
Maybe you can lift Will's spirits
with tales from the office.
412
00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:26,444
Why is she talking like this?
413
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,364
Everything's pretty much the same.
414
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,761
People miss you. They're
worried about you.
415
00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,806
Don's asking Maggie
to move in with him,
416
00:22:34,880 --> 00:22:38,327
which is great for
Don and the world.
417
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,050
They put Fresca in the
vending machines.
418
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,485
- What?
- The vending machines have Fresca.
419
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,528
- Maggie's moving in with Don?
- He's asking her.
420
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:45,568
- What about the speech I gave you?
- Which one?
421
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:47,608
- What do you mean which one?
- You give a lot of...
422
00:22:47,760 --> 00:22:48,921
"Gather ye rosebuds," Jim!
423
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:50,604
When I told you to
gather ye rosebuds.
424
00:22:50,800 --> 00:22:52,962
- Did you?
- I did. Yes.
425
00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,881
- But“
- What?
426
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:56,530
I accidentally gathered
the wrong rosebuds.
427
00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,167
- What are you talking about?
- I took action, the very night.
428
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,801
I went to Maggie's, but before
I had a chance to say anything,
429
00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:04,649
Lisa kissed me and we
were out the door.
430
00:23:04,760 --> 00:23:07,047
- Why?
- Lisa thought I was there to see her.
431
00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,800
- Why?
- Classic case of
432
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,886
that happening.
433
00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:13,405
- That was two months ago.
- Yeah.
434
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:16,131
- And what's happened since?
- I've been dating Lisa.
435
00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,649
- Do you want to end up like me and him?
- No!
436
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,961
Wasting time? And now
he's practically dead.
437
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,769
- I'm not practically dead.
- Eat some Jell-O.
438
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,251
You've got to do something
before he asks her.
439
00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:30,560
- No.
- Why not?
440
00:23:30,640 --> 00:23:31,846
It doesn't seem like
a very nice thing
441
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,161
to do to Don or Maggie or Lisa.
442
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,242
So you're willing to end
up like the two of us.
443
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,763
A strong, beautiful, vital woman
444
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:41,649
and a hollowed-out shell of a man.
445
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:44,844
- You know I'm awake now?
- That's a dead person speaking, basically.
446
00:23:44,920 --> 00:23:48,367
And now I'm gonna have to spend the next
God knows how many hours in mourning.
447
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,885
- Please go back to work.
- He will.
448
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,689
- I'm talking to you.
- I will.
449
00:23:54,840 --> 00:23:57,923
The piece was bullshit.
Believe that.
450
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:00,201
Feel better.
451
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:06,601
Why was it so important to you?
452
00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,411
- I think I'm gonna sleep for a while.
- Why did you want the story?
453
00:24:09,520 --> 00:24:10,931
I didn't think it was
gonna come out like this.
454
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,367
Obviously, but why did you want
the story in the first place?
455
00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,729
- You'll say it's stupid.
- Why did you want the piece?
456
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:19,811
At the end of Camelot...
457
00:24:19,880 --> 00:24:20,881
"God!
'See?
458
00:24:20,960 --> 00:24:22,962
What? What happens at
the end of Camelot?
459
00:24:23,120 --> 00:24:24,770
England goes to war with France.
460
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,804
But King Arthur finds a stowaway,
a young kid,
461
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:30,724
and he orders the kid to run
from village to village,
462
00:24:30,800 --> 00:24:33,644
telling everyone about Camelot and
the Knights of the Round Table
463
00:24:33,720 --> 00:24:35,802
so that everyone will
know it's possible.
464
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,406
The magazine piece
was supposed to be my young kid.
465
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,564
Do you have any life philosophy
that isn't based on a musical?
466
00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,441
Hey, Dulcinea, I wasn't the one who came
in a year ago talking about Don Quixote.
467
00:24:45,520 --> 00:24:47,249
It lit a fire under your ass.
468
00:24:47,320 --> 00:24:50,051
It lit my ass on fire.
That's not the same thing.
469
00:24:50,120 --> 00:24:52,361
You have to stop telling
people you're not coming back.
470
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,487
You're scaring the
hell out of them.
471
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,483
- They need to be prepared.
- No, they don't.
472
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:56,800
Everything's going to be fine.
473
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,211
Everything's going to be great.
474
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:00,248
- There's just one thing.
- What?
475
00:25:01,800 --> 00:25:05,725
Nina Howard has a source that knows you
were high during the bin Laden broadcast.
476
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,006
She's waiting for a second source,
477
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:08,650
and when she has it,
it'll be published.
478
00:25:08,720 --> 00:25:11,849
And Reese and Leona will fire you and
your career will end in disgrace.
479
00:25:11,920 --> 00:25:14,924
Well, the good news is
I'm already disgraced.
480
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,162
I'm pre-disgraced,
so I'm disgrace-proof.
481
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:19,368
- Who do you think her source is?
- I don't know. I don't care.
482
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,522
- I like Jell-O.
- Snap out of it!
483
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,921
- Can I have the mean nurse back?
- Yes.
484
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:38,529
- Yeah?
- I've got some very bad news.
485
00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,210
I'm kind of maxed out on bad news.
486
00:25:40,280 --> 00:25:41,964
Can it wait?
487
00:25:43,320 --> 00:25:44,731
Last night, a man
rode his bicycle
488
00:25:44,800 --> 00:25:47,087
to the middle of the
Queensboro Bridge and jumped off.
489
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,050
They've just identified
the body as...
490
00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:51,321
No.
491
00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,928
...Solomon Hancock.
492
00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,401
He killed himself last night.
493
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:03,482
All right.
494
00:26:09,800 --> 00:26:11,450
Call your parents
once in a while.
495
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,648
It's really not that hard.
496
00:26:16,080 --> 00:26:17,844
Yeah.
497
00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:24,525
I'm what the leaders
of the Tea Party
498
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,490
would call a RINO.
Republican In Name Only.
499
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,688
And that's ironic,
because that's exactly what I think
500
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,171
about the leaders of the Tea Party,
501
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,006
because the most conservative
Republicans today aren't Republicans.
502
00:26:35,400 --> 00:26:38,085
Republicans believe in a
prohibitive military.
503
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:40,203
We believe in a
common-sense government
504
00:26:40,360 --> 00:26:43,523
and that there are social programs enacted
in the last half-century that work,
505
00:26:43,640 --> 00:26:47,406
but there are way too many,
costing way too much, that don't.
506
00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:50,370
And we believe in the rule of law and
order and free-market capitalism.
507
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,600
The Tea Party believes in loving
America, but hating Americans.
508
00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:57,411
Tea Party Congressman
Allen West of Florida,
509
00:26:57,640 --> 00:27:00,530
"I must confess when I see anyone
with an Obama bumper sticker,
510
00:27:00,600 --> 00:27:03,888
"I recognize them as a threat
to the gene pool."
511
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,804
They believe in loving America,
but hating its government.
512
00:27:06,880 --> 00:27:08,848
Conservative activist
Grover Norquist.
513
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,649
I don't want to
abolish government,
514
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,722
I simply want to reduce it
to the size where I can
515
00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,246
drag it into the bathroom
and drown it in the bathtub.
516
00:27:15,480 --> 00:27:18,086
And they believe that anyone who
disagrees with the Tea Party
517
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,641
has sinister anti-American motives.
518
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,405
The objective of the liberals
is to destroy this country.
519
00:27:23,480 --> 00:27:26,643
The objective of the liberals
is to make America mediocre.
520
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:28,245
Most of all, you must never,
521
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:29,810
under any circumstance,
522
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,769
seek to reach a compromise
with your opponent
523
00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:36,488
or do any of what Democrats and genuine
Republicans both call governing.
524
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:39,287
Senate Minority Leader
Mitch McConnell.
525
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,886
Our top political priority over
the next two years
526
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:44,850
should be to deny
President Obama a second term.
527
00:27:44,960 --> 00:27:47,247
And one other plank in
the Tea Party platform,
528
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:51,610
if you're poor, it means you're either
too lazy or too stupid to be rich.
529
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:56,323
Here's Andre Bauer, Tea Party leader
and Lieutenant Governor of South Carolina
530
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,131
"My grandmother was not
a highly educated woman,
531
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:03,171
"but she told me as a small child
to quit feeding stray animals.
532
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,607
"You know why? Because they breed."
533
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:10,488
It's almost hard to believe Republicans
can't get Dorothy Cooper to vote for them.
534
00:28:13,240 --> 00:28:15,208
- Don't give up on this.
- It's not up to me.
535
00:28:15,280 --> 00:28:17,203
We have the guy. We've
had him for 10 weeks.
536
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:18,691
We have a guy named Charizma.
537
00:28:18,880 --> 00:28:20,450
Tell me where he lives
and I'll kick in his door.
538
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,330
I get we only have an alias, but he fucked
up once already because of his ego.
539
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,971
He'll fuck up again.
Let me keep smoking him out.
540
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:28,044
Excuse me, Mr. Skinner. I'm sorry.
541
00:28:28,120 --> 00:28:30,009
You can just leave
that on Millie's desk.
542
00:28:30,080 --> 00:28:31,650
She's not here right now
and it was messengered.
543
00:28:31,720 --> 00:28:32,960
It says,
"Personal and Confidential."
544
00:28:33,040 --> 00:28:34,644
They all say,
"Personal and Confidential."
545
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,529
- I'll take it.
- Yes, sir.
546
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:38,410
How are you gonna smoke him out?
547
00:28:38,480 --> 00:28:40,209
I've already taken credit
for the death threat.
548
00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:42,163
Now let me say the FBI caught me.
549
00:28:42,280 --> 00:28:44,009
His head will explode
because he and his friends
550
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,684
know the FBI is way outclassed,
551
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:48,570
outnumbered and
technologically behind.
552
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:50,802
- He'll wanna prove he didn't get caught.
- Yeah.
553
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,723
And what happens then?
554
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:54,286
I don't know.
555
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:57,488
That's always my favorite answer.
556
00:28:57,560 --> 00:28:59,369
- Charlie.
- Please, don't mess around with these...
557
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,044
Go ahead.
558
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:04,446
- I'm sorry?
- Do it.
559
00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:07,126
Great. Thank you.
560
00:29:27,280 --> 00:29:30,124
My name is Jenny. I'm a sophomore,
and this is for all three of you.
561
00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,931
Can you say in one
sentence or less what...
562
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:35,565
You know what I mean.
563
00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:40,281
Can you say why America is the
greatest country in the world?
564
00:29:40,360 --> 00:29:42,806
- How are you feeling?
- Very handsome.
565
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:45,121
The doctor says you
can go home Monday
566
00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,201
and come back to work in a week.
567
00:29:46,280 --> 00:29:48,647
I like it here. Being
bedridden suits me.
568
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,167
How many times do I have to
tell you this guy is an idiot?
569
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,409
Hell hath no fury like the second rate.
Don't you know that?
570
00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:58,121
He quotes my colleagues,
everyone I respect in news.
571
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,089
- You respect the wrong people.
- No.
572
00:30:00,160 --> 00:30:02,049
- Were any of them quoted by name?
- Plenty of them.
573
00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:04,088
Anyone that doesn't have
an ax to grind with you?
574
00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:07,881
The rest were pussy-ass,
coward-ass, pussified pussies.
575
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,570
It just doesn't matter anymore.
576
00:30:10,520 --> 00:30:12,363
You're right, it doesn't.
577
00:30:12,880 --> 00:30:14,120
It just doesn't.
578
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,526
You wanna hear something that does?
579
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,768
I just want you to
say hi to someone.
580
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,403
- Nurse Cooper.
- Oh, please, not Nurse Cooper.
581
00:30:22,480 --> 00:30:26,644
She's not nice and I think she's
trying to euthanize me.
582
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:28,444
I heard that.
583
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,603
Nurses are the most underappreciated
members of our society.
584
00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,007
I've handled bigger
schmucks than you.
585
00:30:34,080 --> 00:30:36,367
- Tell him about your great-aunt.
- Seriously?
586
00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:40,401
My great-aunt Dorothy
Cooper is 96 years old
587
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,403
and has been voting for 75 years.
588
00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:46,087
Now the state of Tennessee
is saying she can't vote.
589
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,090
Voter ID?
590
00:30:48,200 --> 00:30:49,804
I wanna know what
you're gonna do about that.
591
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:52,531
- Well, there's not a lot I...
- I wanna know why I don't see it on the news.
592
00:30:52,600 --> 00:30:53,681
Well, the reason...
593
00:30:53,760 --> 00:30:55,489
Why did my aunt
become less American
594
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:57,483
- because she doesn't have a car?
- Yeah, that's a reasonable...
595
00:30:57,560 --> 00:31:01,929
And why, young man, isn't this the
first story on the news every night?
596
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,890
- She usually decides.
- Shut up.
597
00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:06,291
Okay.
598
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,525
I want to see this
story on the news.
599
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,971
I kind of wanna see
it on the news, too.
600
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,085
Will?
601
00:31:28,600 --> 00:31:30,568
Will?
602
00:31:33,960 --> 00:31:35,962
- The voice-mail message.
- What are you talking about?
603
00:31:36,080 --> 00:31:39,721
The voice-mail message that I left
you that night after I got home
604
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:42,610
from the bin Laden broadcast?
Did you play it for anyone?
605
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:43,681
I never got a message.
606
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,730
No, I left you that
message that started,
607
00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,763
"Hey, listen, it's me.
608
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,729
"I'm not just saying this
because I'm high right now."
609
00:31:50,880 --> 00:31:53,042
- Did anyone else hear that message?
- I didn't hear that message.
610
00:31:53,360 --> 00:31:56,842
Mac, there is no way that you don't
remember what that message said.
611
00:31:57,040 --> 00:32:01,329
It wouldn't be possible for me to remember
what it said because I never got it.
612
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,648
And it wouldn't have been possible
for me to play it
613
00:32:03,720 --> 00:32:07,088
for someone else because
I never got it.
614
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:12,368
Nina's first source was you.
615
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:16,442
- Yeah.
- Guys, I don't understand.
616
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,921
And that's why TMI! is waiting
for the second source.
617
00:32:19,040 --> 00:32:23,204
- They can't reveal how they got the first.
- There was no message!
618
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:27,161
Because your phone was hacked
and they deleted it.
619
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:40,567
- What are you doing?
- I am reporting on Dorothy Cooper.
620
00:32:40,640 --> 00:32:41,687
You're still sick.
621
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:44,684
"What is illness to the body
of our knight errant?
622
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:46,683
"What matter wounds?
623
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,524
"For each time he falls..."
624
00:32:48,600 --> 00:32:49,601
MACKENZIE; What's he doing?
625
00:32:49,680 --> 00:32:51,808
The end of Don Quixote.
Put the tubes back.
626
00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,326
"Each time he falls,
he shall rise again.
627
00:32:54,400 --> 00:32:55,401
"Woe to the wicked.
628
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,324
"Sancho, my armor, my sword!"
629
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,528
- Which one of us is he talking to?
- Get back in bed!
630
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:03,126
I'm fine. Okay, I'm a little dizzy.
631
00:33:03,200 --> 00:33:05,487
I've got alarms going off
at the nurse's station.
632
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,801
- Who pulled out the IV line?
- She did.
633
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:11,242
I need to get some information
about your great-aunt.
634
00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:19,682
We need two maps,
one with every voter ID law
635
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,081
and another with Tea
Party governors' wins.
636
00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:26,045
He didn't create the recession,
637
00:33:26,120 --> 00:33:27,929
but he made it worse and longer.
638
00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,490
When he took office,
639
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,769
the economy was in recession
and he made it worse.
640
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,684
An NBC reporter asks Romney
why he keeps saying
641
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:38,411
Obama made the economy worse
when it's gotten better.
642
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:39,845
And here's Romney's answer.
643
00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:42,127
I didn't say that things are worse.
644
00:33:42,200 --> 00:33:43,247
Cut the film.
645
00:33:43,320 --> 00:33:46,244
This line that looks like Kilimanjaro
shows profits for the job creators,
646
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:48,891
and this line that's as flat
as my abs shows employment.
647
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:51,361
- Joey, build that graphic.
- Yes, ma'am.
648
00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:05,927
What I would say
is that the news media should do
649
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,004
a penetrating exposé
and take a look.
650
00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:10,241
I wish they would.
651
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,045
I wish the American media
would take a great look
652
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,726
at the views of the people
in Congress and find out
653
00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:18,087
are they pro-America
or anti-America.
654
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,807
I think people would
love to see an exposé like that.
655
00:34:30,560 --> 00:34:33,643
The RNC just released an ad
slamming Obama for vacation days.
656
00:34:34,040 --> 00:34:36,247
Obama has taken 61 vacation days.
657
00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:39,210
At this point in his first term,
Reagan had taken 112
658
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,124
while George W. Bush had taken 180.
659
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,810
John Adams.
660
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,685
Thomas Jefferson.
661
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,931
James Madison.
662
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:00,963
George Washington.
663
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,771
The Treaty of Tripoli.
664
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:07,365
Go on home for the night.
You look tired.
665
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,761
I'm supposed to meet Don and
Lisa for dinner, but I can stay.
666
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:11,729
No, you look terrible.
You should get some sleep.
667
00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:13,404
I've never seen you look so bad.
668
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,403
- What are you doing?
- I was being supportive.
669
00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,811
- You're done for the night.
- Good night.
670
00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:22,201
Sorry.
671
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,488
"I can't make it. Sorry.
672
00:35:32,560 --> 00:35:35,006
"Swing by my place
around midnight."
673
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:36,241
Is this okay with you?
674
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:37,725
- He's working hard.
- On a Sunday?
675
00:35:38,560 --> 00:35:39,721
Yeah, on a Sunday.
676
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,484
We've all been working all weekend.
677
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,087
And Don's been helping out
and it's not even his show.
678
00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:48,320
- What are you trying to say?
- Nothing. I'm sorry.
679
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,528
What are you trying to say?
680
00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:53,410
- In a year you've gone nowhere.
- Wait, that's...
681
00:35:53,480 --> 00:35:55,847
This is exactly what it was like
when the two of you started dating.
682
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,331
"Swing by around midnight."
683
00:35:57,400 --> 00:35:59,164
I'm not saying he
needs to take a knee,
684
00:35:59,240 --> 00:36:00,651
- but holy cow, how many times...
- I get it.
685
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:01,727
- Do you?
- Yes.
686
00:36:01,800 --> 00:36:02,801
- Maggie.
- Stop.
687
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:05,247
- It's hard to watch you...
- It's hard to watch you!
688
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,730
What does that mean?
689
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:11,926
Nothing.
690
00:36:12,560 --> 00:36:13,891
What did it mean?
691
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:21,770
The night you and Jim
got back together.
692
00:36:23,320 --> 00:36:25,243
When he came to our
place to see me?
693
00:36:26,760 --> 00:36:28,000
- Lisa.
- What?
694
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:30,122
I don't...
695
00:36:30,240 --> 00:36:32,766
Don's not sure he was
there to see you.
696
00:36:33,840 --> 00:36:35,126
What are you talking about?
697
00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:37,960
- Nothing.
- What?
698
00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,246
- I'm wrong.
- What do you mean
699
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:40,924
he might not have
been there to see me?
700
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:44,527
You kissed him and you pulled him
out the door
701
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:47,046
before he finished his sentence.
702
00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:58,800
- I have to go.
- No, Lisa.
703
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,963
- No, it's okay.
- No, I'm sure I'm wrong.
704
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,725
- I forgot I have to be at a place.
- Lisa!
705
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,326
Lisa! Lisa! Oh!
706
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:16,167
Are you fucking kidding me?
707
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:18,686
To the left is this
famous brownstone
708
00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:22,845
where Carrie Bradshaw
lived, loved, and lost.
709
00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,809
Thanks to Carrie,
we all got to live
710
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:28,123
the typical life of a single woman
in New York City.
711
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:32,526
Hey!
712
00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:34,204
No, you didn't!
713
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,284
I'm a typical single
woman in New York City!
714
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,882
I don't wear heels to work
because the typical woman's job
715
00:37:40,960 --> 00:37:43,691
doesn't exclusively
involve gallery openings.
716
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:48,448
And I know Carrie must have made boatloads
writing her 800-word column for a newspaper
717
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:51,444
no one's ever heard of,
but I just spent my last $7
718
00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,965
having a fight with my best friend
719
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:56,766
who, by the way, is not available
at 3:00 p.m. on a Wednesday
720
00:37:56,840 --> 00:38:01,129
to console me about some guy,
because she, too, has a job.
721
00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:03,248
And mostly, when you fall
722
00:38:03,320 --> 00:38:04,606
for a guy and he's going out
723
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,524
with your best friend,
it doesn't work out.
724
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:10,410
Things get really bad!
725
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:13,731
Maggie?
726
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:18,041
Oh, no.
727
00:38:20,840 --> 00:38:22,365
I was just...
728
00:38:22,440 --> 00:38:26,047
I was talking about other people.
729
00:38:28,240 --> 00:38:29,401
Stay right there.
730
00:38:29,480 --> 00:38:31,562
Maggie, wait! Let me off!
731
00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:33,642
Excuse me.
732
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,489
I'm with Lisa.
733
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,010
I know.
734
00:39:42,080 --> 00:39:44,447
And you're with Don.
735
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,971
I don't know if I want to be.
736
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:52,529
If Don had committed to you?
737
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:56,129
- He didn't.
- But if he did?
738
00:39:56,640 --> 00:39:59,450
Then neither of us would
be standing here.
739
00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:08,002
You should get some sleep.
740
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,043
You, too.
741
00:40:12,680 --> 00:40:14,170
I have to talk to Don.
742
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,401
During Tea Party rallies
and campaign speeches,
743
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:40,529
we've been told that America
was founded as a Christian nation
744
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:44,321
and that if the Founding Fathers
were here today, they'd tell us so.
745
00:40:44,400 --> 00:40:46,971
Here's John Adams in
the Treaty of Tripoli,
746
00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,691
"As the government
of the United States is not,
747
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,730
"in any sense, founded on
the Christian religion."
748
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:54,844
And here's Thomas Jefferson,
749
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:58,720
"That our civil rights have no
dependence on our religious opinions."
750
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:01,322
And here's the First Amendment
to the US Constitution,
751
00:41:01,680 --> 00:41:05,401
"Congress shall make no law respecting
an establishment of religion. "
752
00:41:05,840 --> 00:41:08,650
What's more frightening than the
perversion of our great history
753
00:41:08,720 --> 00:41:11,041
is that sensible, smart,
strong Republicans,
754
00:41:11,200 --> 00:41:15,091
the very men and women who should be
standing up to radical fundamentalism,
755
00:41:15,480 --> 00:41:17,642
are so frightened of
losing primary battles
756
00:41:17,720 --> 00:41:20,883
to religious zealots that they've
thrown in the towel on sanity.
757
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,605
So we get this.
758
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:26,367
Yes, the Constitution established
759
00:41:26,680 --> 00:41:29,081
the United States of America
as a Christian nation.
760
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:32,084
It's ironic because the biggest
enemy of the phony Republican
761
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,322
isn't Nancy Pelosi, or Harry Reid,
762
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,323
or Hillary Clinton,
or Barack Obama,
763
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:38,922
it's this man.
764
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:41,891
He said, "Heal the
sick, feed the hungry,
765
00:41:41,960 --> 00:41:46,010
"care for the weakest among us,
and always pray in private."
766
00:41:47,200 --> 00:41:49,441
"it's been over a year.
767
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,682
"I'm not your midnight girl."
768
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,525
Midnight thing.
769
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:56,841
Ugh. Midnight piece of ass.
770
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,366
Midnight girl.
771
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:01,444
"I'm not your midnight girl."
772
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,368
Not a midnight girl?
773
00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:05,521
Your midnight girl?
774
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:14,051
Hi.
775
00:42:14,120 --> 00:42:16,248
Don't say anything.
Just let me talk.
776
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:18,163
Okay.
777
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:22,441
Hang on.
778
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:33,451
"Don, I was disappointed
and embarrassed..."
779
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:35,329
Do you wanna come in?
780
00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:37,569
Okay.
781
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,684
"Don, I was disappointed and..."
782
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:47,649
What's happening now?
783
00:42:54,160 --> 00:42:55,889
I'm asking you to move in with me.
784
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:01,687
This is a key.
785
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:04,809
I already have a key.
786
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,284
This one's in a box.
787
00:43:09,880 --> 00:43:11,723
I badly want to make this work.
788
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,761
Hi, you've reached
the voice-mail of Maggie Jordan.
789
00:43:30,840 --> 00:43:32,410
I can't get to the phone right now,
790
00:43:32,480 --> 00:43:35,324
but please leave a message and I'll
get back to you as soon as I can.
791
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:47,963
The idea of strict or absolute
separation of church and state
792
00:43:48,040 --> 00:43:51,442
is not and never was
the American model.
793
00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,687
You ready?
794
00:43:52,760 --> 00:43:55,206
Now it's a model used in
countries like Turkey and France.
795
00:43:58,160 --> 00:43:59,764
- Good evening.
- Evening.
796
00:44:02,240 --> 00:44:04,720
- Will, good to see you up and about.
- Thank you.
797
00:44:04,880 --> 00:44:06,450
Thank you for the gift basket.
798
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:07,931
The Tabasco and cayenne pepper.
799
00:44:08,040 --> 00:44:09,201
I'm crazy about your
sense of humor.
800
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,281
I thought you'd appreciate it.
801
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,051
And you have a body
that refuses to quit.
802
00:44:13,120 --> 00:44:15,726
If Playboy ever decided to do
a "Women of NASDAQ" layout...
803
00:44:15,840 --> 00:44:17,922
Reese tells me you
were high on the air
804
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:21,004
while reporting on the death
of Osama bin Laden.
805
00:44:21,840 --> 00:44:23,171
It would be a tasteful layout,
806
00:44:23,240 --> 00:44:25,129
like, "Ooh, I dropped my quarterly
stockholders report."
807
00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:27,043
You were high on the air?
808
00:44:27,120 --> 00:44:29,168
Now, how would you
know that, Reese?
809
00:44:29,240 --> 00:44:31,846
Will, were you high on the air
810
00:44:31,920 --> 00:44:33,843
the night we killed bin Laden?
811
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,123
I was.
812
00:44:37,120 --> 00:44:39,600
- You're admitting it?
- Could not feel my face.
813
00:44:40,440 --> 00:44:43,364
Well...
814
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,851
You were very good.
815
00:44:44,920 --> 00:44:47,127
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, and you're fired.
816
00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,328
- You can't fire him.
- Yet I just did.
817
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:52,768
Okay, but if you do, your son's
going to jail for a little while.
818
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,328
What the hell are you talking about?
819
00:44:55,400 --> 00:44:57,050
- You hacked my phone
- No, I didn't.
820
00:44:57,120 --> 00:44:59,691
This will go a lot faster
if you'd just say, "Yes, I did."
821
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:01,245
- I didn't.
- We have a show in an hour.
822
00:45:01,320 --> 00:45:03,971
- And you're fired, too.
- Why is she saying you hacked...
823
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:05,963
- Desperation.
- You hacked her phone
824
00:45:06,120 --> 00:45:09,124
and you deleted the message from
Will where he said he was high.
825
00:45:09,280 --> 00:45:10,327
You got some proof?
826
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,050
That's how Nina Howard knew
that Will was high.
827
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:14,805
- You got proof?
- Solomon Hancock.
828
00:45:16,040 --> 00:45:18,725
He's an NSA analyst
who was giving me information
829
00:45:18,800 --> 00:45:20,928
about illegal domestic
surveillance.
830
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:25,085
He jumped off the Queensboro Bridge
four days ago.
831
00:45:25,200 --> 00:45:28,966
But before he did, he had
this envelope sent to me.
832
00:45:30,360 --> 00:45:33,489
It's a record of Reese
ordering hacking of phones
833
00:45:33,560 --> 00:45:35,244
belonging to MacKenzie McHale,
834
00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:37,926
Howard Stern,
Casey Anthony's lawyers,
835
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:41,322
and relatives of hostages
killed by Somali pirates.
836
00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:43,850
It's all here.
837
00:45:44,800 --> 00:45:47,246
Leona, didn't you ever ask how TMI!
838
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,243
Got some of the
information it published?
839
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:52,005
- I just assumed they made it up.
- They do, most of the time,
840
00:45:52,800 --> 00:45:54,484
but Nina didn't make this up.
841
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:56,927
In this case, I thought
that someone on the staff...
842
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:58,729
There's a transcript
in this envelope.
843
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,484
Did you order hacking?
844
00:46:01,480 --> 00:46:02,925
Reese?
845
00:46:05,920 --> 00:46:08,924
I ordered that the
magazine stay competitive.
846
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,445
Answer the question.
Did you order...
847
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:13,524
Yes. All right? I did.
848
00:46:13,600 --> 00:46:15,967
Are you out of your mind?
That's a felony.
849
00:46:16,040 --> 00:46:17,610
This is how the tabloid world works
850
00:46:17,760 --> 00:46:20,127
and that magazine turns a profit in
a competitive market.
851
00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:23,124
And, by the way,
this is what you wanted.
852
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:25,770
No, it's not.
853
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:30,243
It is not remotely
what I wanted, ever.
854
00:46:31,440 --> 00:46:33,761
Good enough?
855
00:46:35,200 --> 00:46:38,044
Yes, of course.
856
00:46:38,120 --> 00:46:40,009
I don't give a shit.
Hand it to the FBI.
857
00:46:40,080 --> 00:46:41,889
I'll go to jail before
I'm blackmailed.
858
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,691
- You're not going to jail.
- I'm not being fucking blackmailed.
859
00:46:44,760 --> 00:46:46,808
You get your lawyers,
I'll get mine.
860
00:46:46,880 --> 00:46:48,689
Leona, you're one of us.
You know you are.
861
00:46:49,840 --> 00:46:52,241
Stand for something.
862
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:54,721
These guys do.
They were willing to lose their jobs.
863
00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:57,281
This guy does. He
jumped off a bridge.
864
00:46:58,240 --> 00:47:02,370
They're lying, Leona.
They're just lying.
865
00:47:03,360 --> 00:47:05,522
A bunch of fatuous,
mean-spirited bigots
866
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,924
screaming platitudes about
what America stands for.
867
00:47:09,680 --> 00:47:12,251
Let's show 'em what
we won't stand for.
868
00:47:13,680 --> 00:47:17,526
Let's do the news. You and me.
869
00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:24,851
And what about this and the tape?
870
00:47:24,920 --> 00:47:26,922
You're gonna kill the
story about Will.
871
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:28,684
Ours was the best
coverage of the night
872
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:31,001
and Will anchored it beautifully.
873
00:47:31,080 --> 00:47:32,366
No more tabloid stories,
874
00:47:32,440 --> 00:47:33,646
and I'm gonna make it easy for you
875
00:47:33,720 --> 00:47:35,131
because you're shutting
down your tabloid.
876
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:36,440
You want me to shut
down a profit center?
877
00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:40,047
You reported $14 billion
of net revenue last year.
878
00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,088
You won't miss the $80
million from TMI!
879
00:47:42,160 --> 00:47:44,288
And what reason do
we give publicly?
880
00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:47,011
You don't fancy yourselves
the owner of a whore house.
881
00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:49,003
You'll get terrific press.
882
00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:52,209
You know me well enough to know
I do not negotiate like this.
883
00:47:53,520 --> 00:47:56,000
This wasn't a negotiation.
884
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:59,044
They're gonna do their show.
885
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,770
You think about it.
886
00:48:01,760 --> 00:48:06,402
And whatever happens
next happens next.
887
00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,571
Give six months' salary
to a school or something.
888
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:23,641
Will.
889
00:48:27,840 --> 00:48:29,888
Don't shoot and miss.
890
00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:36,604
Lucky for Will he's got
the aim of a sharpshooter
891
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:39,365
who's been trained to shoot
and hit the target that...
892
00:48:39,440 --> 00:48:42,444
- You can't just start to say something with...
- I know, I'm sorry.
893
00:48:49,120 --> 00:48:51,851
We don't have to lay down for this.
894
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:57,451
Oh, God.
895
00:48:58,680 --> 00:49:00,170
What?
896
00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:02,569
It's a recipe for beef stew.
897
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:08,608
You can't announce your
intention to not pay your bills
898
00:49:08,680 --> 00:49:10,808
and then expect to keep
your credit rating.
899
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,041
Like petulant children,
the Tea Party
900
00:49:12,120 --> 00:49:15,090
took the economy hostage
and then bragged about it.
901
00:49:15,160 --> 00:49:16,685
Senate Minority Leader
Mitch McConnell
902
00:49:16,760 --> 00:49:18,046
to the Washington Post,
903
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:19,804
"I think some of our members
may have thought
904
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:21,120
"the default issue was a hostage
905
00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:23,009
"you might take a chance
at shooting," he said.
906
00:49:23,160 --> 00:49:24,730
"Most of us didn't think that.
907
00:49:24,840 --> 00:49:26,171
"What we did learn is this.
908
00:49:26,480 --> 00:49:28,289
"It's a hostage worth ransoming."
909
00:49:29,040 --> 00:49:30,371
Will?
910
00:49:30,440 --> 00:49:32,841
We'll be right back.
911
00:49:32,920 --> 00:49:34,206
2:3O back.
912
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:35,770
- Nice.
- Bring it home.
913
00:49:35,880 --> 00:49:38,121
Who is the girl sitting
in the back of the newsroom?
914
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:39,167
I don't know. Listen...
915
00:49:39,240 --> 00:49:41,242
She's been sitting there all day
and all through the broadcast,
916
00:49:41,320 --> 00:49:42,446
and I feel like I know her.
917
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,763
Yeah. "The greater fool"
is actually an economic term.
918
00:49:46,080 --> 00:49:47,969
- It's a patsy.
- Thanks for that.
919
00:49:48,960 --> 00:49:51,486
For the rest of us to profit,
we need a greater fool,
920
00:49:51,560 --> 00:49:53,608
someone who will buy
long and sell short.
921
00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:57,641
Most people spend their lives
trying not to be the greater fool.
922
00:49:57,960 --> 00:49:59,166
We toss him the hot potato.
923
00:49:59,240 --> 00:50:01,766
We dive for his seat
when the music stops.
924
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:03,848
The greater fool is someone
with the perfect blend
925
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:05,809
of self-delusion and ego
926
00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:09,129
to think that he can succeed
where others have failed.
927
00:50:10,920 --> 00:50:13,287
This whole country
was made by greater fools.
928
00:50:17,080 --> 00:50:18,764
You're staying?
929
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:26,640
Forty-five seconds back.
930
00:50:26,720 --> 00:50:28,449
- Hey, Joey.
- Yes, ma'am.
931
00:50:28,560 --> 00:50:32,007
Back in the A block, did you
hear the sound go out after...
932
00:50:32,080 --> 00:50:35,084
Did I hear the sound
go out after what?
933
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:38,567
Mac?
934
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,489
- What was the rest of the message?
- What?
935
00:50:53,560 --> 00:50:56,291
"I'm not just saying
this because I'm high."
936
00:50:56,360 --> 00:50:57,771
Saying what?
937
00:50:57,840 --> 00:50:59,922
What was the rest of the message?
938
00:51:00,800 --> 00:51:01,881
Hmm.
939
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,485
What was the rest of the message?
940
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:04,601
Ten seconds.
941
00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:05,881
Ten seconds.
942
00:51:17,160 --> 00:51:18,969
In three, two...
943
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:23,250
Ideological purity,
944
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:24,765
compromise as weakness,
945
00:51:24,840 --> 00:51:27,127
a fundamentalist belief
in scriptural literalism,
946
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:30,329
denying science, unmoved by facts,
947
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:32,204
undeterred by new information,
948
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:34,044
a hostile fear of progress,
949
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:36,043
a demonization of education,
950
00:51:36,160 --> 00:51:38,401
a need to control women's bodies,
951
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:39,970
severe xenophobia,
952
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:42,691
tribal mentality,
intolerance of dissent,
953
00:51:42,760 --> 00:51:46,207
and a pathological hatred
of the US government.
954
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,448
They can call themselves
the Tea Party.
955
00:51:48,520 --> 00:51:50,648
They can call themselves
conservatives.
956
00:51:50,720 --> 00:51:53,087
And they can even
call themselves Republicans,
957
00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:55,208
though Republicans
certainly shouldn't.
958
00:51:55,520 --> 00:51:57,522
But we should call
them what they are.
959
00:51:57,680 --> 00:52:00,001
The American Taliban.
960
00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:05,206
And the American Taliban cannot survive
if Dorothy Cooper is allowed to vote.
961
00:52:11,440 --> 00:52:14,011
Terry Smith is coming up next
with The Capitol Report.
962
00:52:14,080 --> 00:52:17,641
This is News Night.
I'm Will McAvoy. Good night.
963
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,691
We're clear.
964
00:52:24,880 --> 00:52:26,609
Good job.
965
00:52:34,200 --> 00:52:35,645
- I heard you were staying.
- Yes.
966
00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:37,165
Yeah, I will still be working here,
967
00:52:37,240 --> 00:52:39,891
as will you, and I am mortified.
968
00:52:39,960 --> 00:52:41,883
We will both be working here,
but we will never speak
969
00:52:41,960 --> 00:52:44,122
or make eye contact ever
again starting now.
970
00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:46,242
I don't think that's realistic.
971
00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:49,131
I just turned down
$4 million a year
972
00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:52,409
so that I can try to do some good
by reporting the news.
973
00:52:52,600 --> 00:52:55,444
Do I sound like someone who's living
in the world of the realistic?
974
00:52:55,560 --> 00:52:57,881
- It's really...
- Starting now.
975
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:07,131
I gotta get ready for the 10:00.
976
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:08,850
- See you at Hang Chew's?
- Yeah.
977
00:53:09,120 --> 00:53:10,360
Mmm.
978
00:53:20,960 --> 00:53:22,200
- Hello.
- Hey.
979
00:53:23,960 --> 00:53:26,645
I can't be sure, but I
think you're avoiding me.
980
00:53:27,480 --> 00:53:29,369
Lisa said you guys had a good talk.
981
00:53:29,440 --> 00:53:30,851
Yeah.
982
00:53:30,920 --> 00:53:32,649
She asked me who I
really came to see
983
00:53:32,720 --> 00:53:34,688
that night we got back together.
984
00:53:36,240 --> 00:53:38,641
And you lied to her.
985
00:53:40,680 --> 00:53:42,569
You made her very happy.
986
00:53:42,640 --> 00:53:44,768
I figured when you didn't
answer your phone...
987
00:53:44,840 --> 00:53:48,003
You knew Don was asking me?
988
00:53:48,240 --> 00:53:49,401
Yeah.
989
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,122
- You're a good guy.
- So is Don.
990
00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:02,643
- Jim...
- You know, I'm not done with that NSA story.
991
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:05,531
I'm gonna make sure Hancock
isn't dead for nothing.
992
00:54:09,640 --> 00:54:11,085
What did the rest
of the message say?
993
00:54:11,160 --> 00:54:14,004
I honestly don't remember.
994
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:15,804
Did you know that Maggie and Don
are moving in together,
995
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:18,087
even though Maggie should be with
Jim and Don should be with Sloan?
996
00:54:18,160 --> 00:54:21,130
How many lives must you ruin before you'll
get out of the life-ruining business?
997
00:54:21,200 --> 00:54:22,531
It's a cautionary tale.
998
00:54:22,600 --> 00:54:25,046
Maggie is now with the wrong man.
999
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:27,691
- It's not gonna last.
- Because true love always wins?
1000
00:54:27,840 --> 00:54:29,490
Yeah.
1001
00:54:32,840 --> 00:54:35,844
It was a hallucination.
1002
00:54:36,280 --> 00:54:38,203
I got asked the question
at Northwestern,
1003
00:54:38,280 --> 00:54:40,487
"What makes America the
greatest country in the world?"
1004
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:43,131
There was a woman who looked like
you sitting in the audience.
1005
00:54:43,200 --> 00:54:45,441
There were a lot of lights
and a lot of noise in my head,
1006
00:54:45,520 --> 00:54:47,443
and I could have
sworn that the woman
1007
00:54:47,520 --> 00:54:48,567
who looked like you
1008
00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,047
was holding up a pad.
1009
00:54:58,360 --> 00:54:59,805
- It was you?
- Yep.
1010
00:54:59,880 --> 00:55:01,882
- It was you?
- Yeah.
1011
00:55:06,840 --> 00:55:09,286
You're melting now, aren't you?
1012
00:55:11,720 --> 00:55:14,246
Your heart is full.
1013
00:55:18,520 --> 00:55:21,126
Just say what you're feeling.
1014
00:55:25,400 --> 00:55:27,926
Why the fuck didn't you tell me?
1015
00:55:28,000 --> 00:55:30,890
I was waiting for the right time!
1016
00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:33,042
Fifteen months ago
was the right time.
1017
00:55:33,120 --> 00:55:34,201
It was you!
1018
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:36,521
No, it was you, Billy.
1019
00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:38,602
I was just producing.
1020
00:55:38,720 --> 00:55:41,291
What did the rest
of the message say?
1021
00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:44,360
There's a girl sitting
in the newsroom.
1022
00:55:44,440 --> 00:55:46,681
- Don't worry about her.
- No, she looks familiar to me.
1023
00:55:46,760 --> 00:55:48,569
She's applying for an internship.
She's been waiting all day.
1024
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:51,564
- Why does she look familiar?
- Excuse us.
1025
00:55:54,600 --> 00:55:56,967
I'll be in the conference room.
1026
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:01,362
What can I do for you?
1027
00:56:01,520 --> 00:56:03,602
Tell him, Columbo.
1028
00:56:03,920 --> 00:56:06,605
I went on the message board
1029
00:56:06,680 --> 00:56:08,045
and posted that I'd been caught
1030
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,327
and that I was now being used
as an FBI informant.
1031
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,404
I did this in the hope of smoking
out the real culprit because,
1032
00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:14,891
you see, the only thing
these people cherish
1033
00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:16,564
more than anonymity
is worldwide fame.
1034
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:19,769
So by both taking credit and
implying we'd been defeated by...
1035
00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:22,127
- What happened?
- You got 100 new death threats.
1036
00:56:22,200 --> 00:56:25,568
- A hundred?
- Really more a protest than a threat.
1037
00:56:25,640 --> 00:56:28,211
- Is that how the insurance company sees it?
- No.
1038
00:56:28,320 --> 00:56:29,367
- No. So we're still...
- Yeah.
1039
00:56:29,440 --> 00:56:31,408
- It was over and now it's...
- Yeah.
1040
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,323
Well, I'm glad you
two are on the case.
1041
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,089
Who is the girl who is applying
to the internship?
1042
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:39,844
She looks so familiar to me.
1043
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:43,402
I'll tell you who she looks like.
She looks exactly like...
1044
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,286
- Good show.
- I don't care.
1045
00:56:49,360 --> 00:56:50,850
Okay.
1046
00:56:51,720 --> 00:56:54,530
- Sorority girl!
- Don't be scared.
1047
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:57,211
- You're the girl, right?
- I'm Jennifer Johnson.
1048
00:56:57,280 --> 00:56:59,169
- Just graduated Northwestern?
- Stay calm.
1049
00:56:59,240 --> 00:57:01,368
- A year early.
- You asked me that moronic question
1050
00:57:01,480 --> 00:57:03,482
and then my world came apart
and she came here
1051
00:57:03,560 --> 00:57:06,245
and I landed in the tabloids
and I got death threats
1052
00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:08,249
and my job is
constantly in jeopardy
1053
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:09,486
and you ruined my life?
1054
00:57:09,560 --> 00:57:12,484
- Again, just stay calm.
- Yes, that was me.
1055
00:57:13,760 --> 00:57:14,761
What the hell are you doing here?
1056
00:57:14,840 --> 00:57:16,842
- I'm applying for an internship.
- Why?
1057
00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:22,288
I watch the show and I read
the New York Magazine article
1058
00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:24,681
and I know what a greater fool is.
1059
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,365
And I want to be one.
1060
00:57:32,280 --> 00:57:34,886
Camelot, she's the kid
at the end of Camelot.
1061
00:57:40,360 --> 00:57:41,850
Ask me again.
1062
00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:43,281
I'm sorry?
1063
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,681
Ask me your idiot question again.
1064
00:57:49,560 --> 00:57:52,325
What makes America the
greatest country in the world?
1065
00:57:55,720 --> 00:57:57,006
You do.
1066
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:00,761
Hire her.
1067
00:58:07,240 --> 00:58:10,050
What did the rest of the message...
1068
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:11,651
Screw it.
1069
00:58:11,800 --> 00:58:14,883
I'll just feed him
another 10 cookies.
1070
00:58:14,960 --> 00:58:16,564
Welcome to News Night.
1071
00:58:19,160 --> 00:58:21,208
- A hundred more death threats.
- Yeah.
1072
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:24,170
- But we're pretty sure they're not serious.
- Not these hundred.
1073
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:27,767
But after tonight, I expect the
next hundred will be very serious.
1074
00:58:28,080 --> 00:58:29,286
What do you protect me for?
1075
00:58:29,400 --> 00:58:31,687
1,700 a week plus
health and dental.
1076
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:34,366
I wouldn't take a bullet
for 1,700 a week.
1077
00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:37,046
Me neither, pal.
So I've learned how to duck.
1078
00:58:56,080 --> 00:58:58,367
Hey, it's me, Will.
1079
00:58:58,480 --> 00:59:01,848
Listen, I swear I'm not
saying this because I'm high
1080
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,888
If the answer is no,
then just do me a favor
1081
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:06,884
and don't call me back
or bring it up or anything.
1082
00:59:06,960 --> 00:59:09,884
But I have to tell you,
I mean, after tonight,
1083
00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,042
I really want to tell you
that I've never stopped...
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