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(theme song playing)
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Guess what!
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Elaine Nardo is going to Europe!
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How can she do that?
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Because her ex-husband just
showed up out of the blue
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and took her kids
for four weeks,
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leaving her free as a bird!
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All right! Let's give
her a going-away party.
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Yes!
ELAINE:
Okay.
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No!
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If Elaine Nardo doesn't care
enough to tell us personally,
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then to hell with her.
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Elaine, I didn't know you were
planning to go to Europe.
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No, I haven't been.
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That's what so great about this.
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But when Vince showed up
and took those kids, I thought,
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why not see some of this planet
before you die?
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Go to Europe!
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Look, I am so
excited about it,
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I cannot stand it.
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Well, I think it's great to be
so spontaneous and off-the-cuff,
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but don't you have to
think about it first?
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It's off season
and cheap.
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Why don't you come with me?
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Me? No, I can't do that.
Yes!
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No.
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I can.
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Please don't take this
the wrong way, Nardo.
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I want to show you Rome.
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I want you to see
the Sistine Chapel
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just the way
Michaelangelo saw it.
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(grunts)
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Come on, Alex,
I'm serious about this.
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I know you've always
wanted to go to Europe.
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So, why not now?
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Come on, aren't you the one
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who's always saying
how great it is
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that we can just pick up
and go when we want to?
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Look, Elaine, just forget
about it, I can't do it.
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Never mind why.
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Don't ask me, please.
Just leave me alone.
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Alex, come on, now.
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This is me you're talking to.
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Why don't you just
tell me the reason?
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(chuckling):
Okay.
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But you know the reason.
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No, I don't.
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Elaine,
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it has been our history
that there has been
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a certain attraction
between you and me here.
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Especially you for me.
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Oh... you're being silly.
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Look, it's every
decent man's fantasy
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that Europe is filled
with steamy, sultry women
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just waiting to throw themselves
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at the feet
of some American stud.
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Okay, Alex, you're going to miss
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what could be the best time
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of your suspicious,
fearful, little life.
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You could go off
with Monique,
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whenever you want to.
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And I'll go off with Aldo.
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Alex, we will have
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the security of
a friend with us.
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That's why it'll
always be wonderful.
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It'll be open but protective.
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Adventuresome but familiar.
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The perfect vacation.
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It has been the lesson
of my life that nothing
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that ever sounds that good
ever really happens.
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Isn't it worth the chance?
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Wait, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
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Let me get this straight.
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Now, you're saying that
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if I met someone
right off the bat,
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and I just went off
and left you...
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Fine.
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(chuckling)
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You mean, if you had
something to do one day,
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and you wanted to do it
with me and I just said,
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"Sorry, there's someplace
else I'd like to be,"
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you wouldn't look hurt?
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Absolutely not.
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(scoffs)
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All right, wait a minute,
what if,
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what if I met someone
in an Alfa Romeo,
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and I said, uh, "I'm sorry,
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but I'll catch up
with you in Rome, Elaine."
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I'll see you in Rome.
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Sounds good, but, uh,
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I'm still not sure
I should do it.
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Who didn't clean the puke
out of cab 415?
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And yet...
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(jet engine roaring)
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How's the French
coming along?
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Just fine.
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Answer me in French.
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(with French accent):
Just fine.
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(laughing)
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Oh, she's very pretty, huh?
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Yeah, only in a sort
of stunning way.
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You know, I think she's alone.
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Why don't you go
say hello to her?
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I'm thinking about it,
I'm thinking about it.
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She just glanced over here.
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Come on, Alex, you're
on your way to Europe,
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so get on your way.
Please, you're
embarrassing me.
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I'm not going to walk
over and talk to her
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while I'm sitting
here talking to you.
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Alex, isn't this
what our pact is about?
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Come on, if you want
to go say hello to her,
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you go say hello.
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Okay...
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You know, Elaine,
it's really great
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traveling with you, I mean that.
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(clears throat)
Excuse me.
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The, uh, walk over here
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was the longest
walk of my life,
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but the walk back is going to be
even longer if you don't smile.
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Get lost.
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Let's just forget that it
didn't work out right away.
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Uh, I'm in a kind of funny
social position here,
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and I'd, I'd be very obligated
to you as a human being
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if you'd just let me
sit next to you
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for just a couple of seconds.
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If I have to mace you, I will.
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(chuckling):
That's not mace, that's Binaca.
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Even Binaca, when you get it
in your eye, still stings.
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Alex, how'd it go?
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Oh, it's a little
too early to tell.
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Todd Bentley,
this is Alex Reiger.
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Hi, Todd.
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How do you do there,
Mr. Reiger, sir?
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Huh, please,
don't call me "sir."
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I'm sorry, Mr. Reiger.
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Would you not
call me "Mr. Reiger"?
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What's the difference in our
ages anyway, six or seven years?
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I'd say more like 12, sir.
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All right, so I'm the
oldest guy on the plane.
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Are you satisfied now?
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Is he
bothering you now?
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Is this your Rubik's Cube?
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Yes, it's my
Rubik's Cube.
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Alex, calm down.
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Uh, Todd has just asked us
to jog to Germany.
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Oh, good.
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Why don't you just run on ahead?
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We'll catch up later.
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Todd, I heard you
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playing your guitar
in the boarding area.
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You played so well.
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ALEX:
We could have walkedand saved the bus fare.
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ELAINE:
Alex, we're in Europe.
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ALEX:
Every penny counts.
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"The Queen and the
Duke of Edinburgh
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in front of
Buckingham Palace."
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Right, right, I got it.
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"A nice couple
we met at the hotel."
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(laughing):
Oh.
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Oh, I got it, I got it.
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Hmm, arrows pointing
to our room.
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Oh, nice touch.
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(both laugh)
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This is fun.
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Hey, Alex, why don't
we meet every day
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for postcard writing,
you know, like at 5:00?
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And that way, no matter where
we are or what we're doing,
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we'll have some time together.
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Oh, I don't know, Elaine,
I don't know.
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Better not count on that.
Oh.
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I mean, I don't want
to get us both tied down.
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And there's this Julie Christie
look-alike I've had my eye on.
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Oh, great.
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Well, make it if you can.
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My goodness,
you look great!
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Oh, James, hi.
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James, this is Alex.
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Ah, Alex,
Elaine's platonic friend.
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Hi.
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Have you, uh, met any of those,
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um, steamy, sultry women yet?
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Ah, the butt of private jokes,
I see.
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Look, um, excuse us,
but Elaine and I
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really must be pushing off.
Oh, yes, okay.
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I'll see you tomorrow?
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Cheerio.
Bye-bye.
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Wait, James.
All right.
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Alex?
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You do have something to
do tonight, don't you?
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Why? Here in London?
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I hardly know
where to start.
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(chuckling):
Oh.
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You're welcome to come
with us if you'd like.
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(laughing):
On your date?
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Where are you going?
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We're taking a moonlight
boat ride up the Thames.
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Well, all right, but tell me
if I get in the way.
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No, no, no, it's all right,
it's all right. You go ahead.
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And thanks for asking.
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There's a lot here
I can do on my own.
Okay.
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Maybe even pick up
a wench or two.
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Ooh!
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Break some hearts, you rogue.
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(with English accent):
You've got it.
Bye.
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Ha!
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Do you mind?
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Thanks.
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Watch this.
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Oh!
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Oh, excuse me,
excuse me.
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I'm terribly sorry.
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Terribly sorry.
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I'm really very sorry.
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God...
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(Greek music playing)
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WOMAN:
¶ La la la
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MEN:
Opa! Yasu! Opa!
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¶ Yasu, la la la,
la la la ¶
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Opa! Yasu!
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(woman singing in Greek)
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Opa! Yasu! Opa!
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Ow!
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(singing in Greek)
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Opa!Yasu!
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Opa!Yasu!
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Opa!Yasu!
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Oh!
Yasu! Yasu!
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Yasu!
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Opa!
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Opa!
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(all whooping and laughing)
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(groans)
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ELAINE:
Whoo!
Elaine, Elaine,
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what made us think
that it would be good
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to be here when the fisherman
came in with the fish?
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Oh, Alex, this place
has atmosphere.
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Unfortunately,
it may not wash out of
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our clothes.
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(laughs)
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The smell
offends you?
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(laughs)
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Ah, I love
the smell.
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Ooh!
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It's the smell of life.
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Fish...
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and friendship.
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And who's contributing what?
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Who cares?
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That's the
beauty of it.
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Oh, look at this,
Elaine, Elaine.
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"The ruins of the temple
of Apollo."
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(dry chuckle)
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"We didn't do this."
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(laughs)
(laughs)
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Alexo, you must
be a Greek.
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Because a Greek, uh,
cherishes above all life,
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friendship
and laughter.
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(laughs)
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00:12:59,811 --> 00:13:00,811
(laughs)
260
00:13:00,845 --> 00:13:02,079
I love this man!
261
00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,080
No. Hold on.
262
00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:05,082
I love this man!
263
00:13:05,117 --> 00:13:06,684
Mwa!
264
00:13:06,718 --> 00:13:07,852
Ah, we-we need...
265
00:13:07,886 --> 00:13:10,087
We need
more-more ouzo.
266
00:13:10,121 --> 00:13:11,655
Huh?
Oh, yes.
Yes, yes.
267
00:13:11,689 --> 00:13:13,023
Please.
(speaking Greek)
268
00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:15,092
I'll, I'll bring
more ouzo, huh?
269
00:13:15,126 --> 00:13:17,228
Okay.
Mwa!
(laughing)
270
00:13:20,131 --> 00:13:23,067
Elaine, I like Oumas,
but he isn't really your type.
271
00:13:23,101 --> 00:13:25,603
Oh, Alexo, to us Greeks,
272
00:13:25,637 --> 00:13:27,605
there is no type.
273
00:13:27,639 --> 00:13:31,308
Only the sea and love,
and love of the sea.
274
00:13:31,342 --> 00:13:32,610
(both laughing)
275
00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:35,278
Okay, one postcard,
and then I have to go, okay?
276
00:13:35,313 --> 00:13:37,180
Wait. You can't.
277
00:13:37,215 --> 00:13:39,250
This is our postcard time.
278
00:13:39,284 --> 00:13:41,552
We agreed to write postcards
together every day.
279
00:13:41,586 --> 00:13:44,155
Alex, we agreed to write
postcards every day if we could.
280
00:13:44,189 --> 00:13:45,923
So far, we haven't missed a day.
281
00:13:45,957 --> 00:13:48,025
Yeah, but you've been
cutting down on the time.
282
00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:50,661
And today, you were late,
and you brought Oumas.
283
00:13:50,695 --> 00:13:52,463
Okay, all right,
I can stay a while longer.
284
00:13:52,497 --> 00:13:53,864
No, no, I mean,
285
00:13:53,898 --> 00:13:56,000
am I wrong? I mean, just tell me
if I'm wrong...
286
00:13:56,034 --> 00:13:57,602
ELAINE:
It's okay.
287
00:13:57,636 --> 00:13:59,370
(mutters)
What's
the matter?
288
00:13:59,404 --> 00:14:03,875
Elaine, there's this, uh,
beautiful girl that I met, and,
289
00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:05,776
uh, I told her
to meet me here, and, uh...
290
00:14:05,810 --> 00:14:06,944
Oh.
She's a model
from Paris.
291
00:14:06,978 --> 00:14:08,612
I didn't even know
she would show up.
292
00:14:10,815 --> 00:14:13,684
Yo! Yo! Desiree!
293
00:14:13,718 --> 00:14:15,319
I'm in here.
I'm in here.
294
00:14:15,353 --> 00:14:16,687
She's coming.
295
00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:17,954
She's coming in.
296
00:14:17,989 --> 00:14:19,823
Elaine, excuse me. My date
is shimmering in the doorway.
297
00:14:22,293 --> 00:14:24,495
ALEX:
Desiree.
298
00:14:24,529 --> 00:14:25,996
(Alex laughs)
299
00:14:26,030 --> 00:14:28,532
You look
lovely.
300
00:14:28,566 --> 00:14:30,334
Elaine Nardo,
this is Desiree.
301
00:14:30,368 --> 00:14:32,303
Hello.
Hello.
How do you do?
302
00:14:32,337 --> 00:14:34,171
Uh, I really
must be going.
303
00:14:34,205 --> 00:14:37,408
Um, Oumas promised to dive into
the Aegean and get me a sponge.
304
00:14:37,442 --> 00:14:38,642
Funny.
305
00:14:38,676 --> 00:14:40,645
Uh, I'll see you later.
306
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:41,879
Sure.
307
00:14:41,913 --> 00:14:43,114
Why? You
want to go?
308
00:14:43,148 --> 00:14:44,949
No, no, no,
let's go.
Okay, okay.
309
00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:46,517
Come, I'll show you
Athens by night.
310
00:14:46,551 --> 00:14:47,818
ELAINE:
Good night.
311
00:14:47,853 --> 00:14:48,986
Have fun,
you two.
312
00:14:49,021 --> 00:14:50,154
ALEX:
Okay. Bye.
313
00:14:50,188 --> 00:14:51,422
OUMAS:
Bye-bye.
314
00:14:51,456 --> 00:14:52,923
Ah.
315
00:14:52,957 --> 00:14:55,125
Alex, you're
not dressed.
316
00:14:55,160 --> 00:14:57,360
No, no, it's you
who's dressed too much.
317
00:14:57,395 --> 00:14:59,163
Oh.
318
00:14:59,197 --> 00:15:02,166
What, uh... What did
you have in mind to do?
319
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:03,633
Oh, I don't know.
320
00:15:03,668 --> 00:15:06,938
Walk, talk,
lay down my life.
321
00:15:06,972 --> 00:15:08,739
Well, uh, don't worry.
322
00:15:08,773 --> 00:15:12,475
We have plenty of time
to, uh, stop by your hotel
323
00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:16,180
and, uh, oh, you can
change before we go to
324
00:15:16,214 --> 00:15:17,448
the casino, no?
325
00:15:17,482 --> 00:15:18,815
The casino?
326
00:15:18,850 --> 00:15:20,650
Uh, excuse me, uh, Desiree.
327
00:15:20,685 --> 00:15:22,153
I'm a working man.
328
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:23,955
Just how expensive
is this casino?
329
00:15:23,989 --> 00:15:28,525
Oh, well, excuse me
for asking this, Alex,
330
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:31,696
but, uh, what is it
you do for a living?
331
00:15:31,730 --> 00:15:33,564
I'm a ca... taxi driver.
332
00:15:33,598 --> 00:15:36,534
Oh! A taxi driver?
333
00:15:36,568 --> 00:15:39,202
It's not the same job
as it is over here.
334
00:15:39,237 --> 00:15:42,873
You see, taxi drivers are held
in very high esteem in America.
335
00:15:44,342 --> 00:15:46,677
There's a waiting list.
336
00:15:46,711 --> 00:15:50,046
People commit suicide
if they can't get in.
337
00:15:50,081 --> 00:15:52,015
Now, doctors,
over in America,
338
00:15:52,049 --> 00:15:53,850
you wouldn't want
to talk to them.
339
00:15:53,885 --> 00:15:55,586
Riffraff.
340
00:15:55,620 --> 00:15:58,355
As I was saying,
how expensive is this casino?
341
00:15:58,389 --> 00:16:00,457
Well, I'm afraid
342
00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:03,327
that if you have to ask,
uh, you cannot afford it.
343
00:16:03,361 --> 00:16:05,195
I have to ask.
344
00:16:06,197 --> 00:16:08,532
Well, look, I am so sorry, Alex,
345
00:16:08,567 --> 00:16:10,935
but, um, I really have
346
00:16:10,969 --> 00:16:12,236
to go to the
casino tonight.
347
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:14,204
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
348
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:15,572
What kind
of a woman are you?
349
00:16:15,606 --> 00:16:17,174
I mean, you meet a guy,
and you like him,
350
00:16:17,208 --> 00:16:19,243
and just because he can't afford
to take you to a nice place,
351
00:16:19,277 --> 00:16:20,578
you're gonna
dump him?
352
00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,113
What kind of a person is that?
353
00:16:22,147 --> 00:16:24,714
French.
354
00:16:25,950 --> 00:16:30,688
("Blue Danube" playing)
355
00:16:57,982 --> 00:17:02,786
Ah, Viennese food is so rich
and wonderful and expensive.
356
00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:05,022
(wry chuckle)
357
00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:08,158
Yeah, I agree with you.
358
00:17:08,192 --> 00:17:11,729
Why smile
when we're all gonna die?
359
00:17:11,763 --> 00:17:14,698
I'll have a clear broth
for now.
360
00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:17,901
What-what...
what comes with that?
361
00:17:17,936 --> 00:17:20,471
A sprig of parsley.
362
00:17:20,505 --> 00:17:22,039
Can you substitute meatloaf?
363
00:17:27,879 --> 00:17:29,146
Hello.
364
00:17:29,180 --> 00:17:30,481
Ah.
365
00:17:30,515 --> 00:17:33,183
All dressed for another
great evening, huh?
366
00:17:33,218 --> 00:17:35,752
Who is the lucky Prussian?
367
00:17:35,786 --> 00:17:37,320
Oh, Alex,
you're broke.
368
00:17:37,355 --> 00:17:40,057
Why don't you let me
loan you some money?
369
00:17:40,091 --> 00:17:42,626
Of course. I've been waiting
for you to loan me money.
370
00:17:42,661 --> 00:17:44,494
What'd you think
I was going to say?
371
00:17:44,529 --> 00:17:45,863
I'd rather be hungry?
Pride?
372
00:17:45,897 --> 00:17:47,197
Give me money.
373
00:17:47,231 --> 00:17:48,866
(laughs)
Thank you.
374
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,534
Where are you going?
375
00:17:50,568 --> 00:17:52,336
Why are you asking me this?
376
00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:54,204
It's become my hobby.
377
00:17:54,238 --> 00:17:57,174
I'm going to a
dinner party.
378
00:17:57,209 --> 00:17:59,510
Oh.
379
00:17:59,544 --> 00:18:01,979
Thank you.
380
00:18:02,013 --> 00:18:03,880
Well, it's a lovely gown.
381
00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:05,082
Oh, thank you.
382
00:18:05,116 --> 00:18:06,583
It's an original.
383
00:18:06,617 --> 00:18:08,552
One of your dates buy it
for you?
384
00:18:08,586 --> 00:18:09,820
No, he designed it for me.
385
00:18:11,756 --> 00:18:13,957
Don't be bitter.
386
00:18:13,991 --> 00:18:16,359
This is not bitterness.
This is admiration.
(sighs)
387
00:18:16,394 --> 00:18:18,562
The guy you met in France
owned a vineyard.
388
00:18:18,596 --> 00:18:20,764
The guy in London was a member
of Parliament.
389
00:18:20,798 --> 00:18:22,366
And that aging contessa in Italy
390
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,268
who called you
daughter.
391
00:18:24,302 --> 00:18:26,737
And that monk who broke
a 30-year vow of silence
392
00:18:26,771 --> 00:18:27,938
just to say wow.
393
00:18:27,972 --> 00:18:28,939
In Spanish!
394
00:18:28,973 --> 00:18:30,107
Yo!
395
00:18:32,343 --> 00:18:34,411
You haven't enjoyed Europe.
396
00:18:34,445 --> 00:18:36,580
Oh, what makes you say a thing
like that?
397
00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:39,116
I got the idea
that night in Barcelona
398
00:18:39,150 --> 00:18:41,518
when, uh, I heard you
in the next room
399
00:18:41,553 --> 00:18:45,055
crying yourself to sleep.
400
00:18:45,089 --> 00:18:45,922
You heard that?
401
00:18:47,392 --> 00:18:48,959
Oh, I don't know.
402
00:18:48,993 --> 00:18:52,529
(sighs) Maybe I was expecting
too much from Europe.
403
00:18:52,564 --> 00:18:55,432
I-I-I thought
it was all gonna be romance,
404
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:59,069
but instead,
it's just all Europe.
405
00:18:59,103 --> 00:19:01,105
I know.
406
00:19:01,139 --> 00:19:03,407
I saw countries
and people and culture,
407
00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:07,077
but I didn't meet that woman
on a cobblestone street
408
00:19:07,111 --> 00:19:09,212
who doesn't speak a word
of English,
409
00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:14,284
and without a word, makes
the greatest night of my life.
410
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:19,356
I wanted a night like that.
411
00:19:21,926 --> 00:19:24,427
You solved the cube!
412
00:19:24,462 --> 00:19:26,897
Oh, my gosh, how
did you do that?
413
00:19:26,931 --> 00:19:28,432
I tore off
the little color spots
414
00:19:28,466 --> 00:19:29,966
and put them
where they should be.
415
00:19:30,001 --> 00:19:31,201
Oh.
416
00:19:33,204 --> 00:19:35,572
You know, Alex, maybe
I'll cancel my plans tonight,
417
00:19:35,607 --> 00:19:37,141
and then you and I could spend
418
00:19:37,175 --> 00:19:38,542
our last evening
in Europe together.
419
00:19:38,576 --> 00:19:40,144
I don't know.
Would you like that?
420
00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:41,578
I don't know.
I don't know.
421
00:19:41,613 --> 00:19:44,247
Elaine, I mean, if you
and I went out together tonight,
422
00:19:44,281 --> 00:19:46,216
you know, with the moon
and the Danube
423
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:47,818
and the schnitzel
in the air,
424
00:19:47,852 --> 00:19:50,053
and me being one
of the most depressed tourists
425
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:51,989
you'll ever find
on this whole damn continent,
426
00:19:52,023 --> 00:19:53,557
I don't know
what might happen.
427
00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:55,592
I mean, before we left
the United States,
428
00:19:55,626 --> 00:19:57,827
I was... I-I-I-I was afraid
of that.
429
00:19:59,597 --> 00:20:01,365
Now I don't even know why
430
00:20:01,399 --> 00:20:03,166
I'm afraid of that.
431
00:20:03,200 --> 00:20:05,002
Oh, Elaine, I'm just
a broken man who's very grateful
432
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:06,470
for the fact
that you're even talking
433
00:20:06,504 --> 00:20:08,071
to me. Thank you
for talking to me.
434
00:20:08,105 --> 00:20:09,305
Thank you
for talking to me!
435
00:20:09,340 --> 00:20:10,474
Am I saying this?
436
00:20:10,508 --> 00:20:11,775
Thank you
for talking to me!
437
00:20:11,809 --> 00:20:13,577
Aw.
438
00:20:13,611 --> 00:20:15,345
Oh, I was hoping
you'd say just that.
439
00:20:17,214 --> 00:20:18,415
Is this postcard
addressed to me?
440
00:20:18,450 --> 00:20:20,984
Oh, no. No, no, no, I-I was
gonna mail... I was gonna...
441
00:20:21,018 --> 00:20:23,620
No, no, no, no, no. Come
on, Alex, let me see this.
442
00:20:23,654 --> 00:20:24,821
"Dear Elaine,
443
00:20:24,855 --> 00:20:26,957
"the time we spent
writing postcards together
444
00:20:26,991 --> 00:20:28,992
was the best part of my trip."
445
00:20:32,363 --> 00:20:34,231
(sighs)
446
00:20:34,265 --> 00:20:36,233
I don't know what to say.
447
00:20:36,267 --> 00:20:37,634
Say "Aw."
448
00:20:37,668 --> 00:20:39,570
Aw?
449
00:20:39,604 --> 00:20:40,837
I know.
450
00:20:40,871 --> 00:20:42,139
I love it.
451
00:20:42,173 --> 00:20:43,540
(laughs)
452
00:20:43,574 --> 00:20:45,042
But you weren't supposed
to read this
453
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:46,543
until we got back to New York,
454
00:20:46,577 --> 00:20:47,945
and it wouldn't spoil
our friendship.
455
00:20:47,979 --> 00:20:49,412
Oh, right.
456
00:20:49,447 --> 00:20:52,149
Yeah, let's not spoil
our friendship.
457
00:20:52,183 --> 00:20:53,917
No.
458
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:58,254
You know, Alex,
459
00:20:58,289 --> 00:21:01,525
we've known each other
for four years now.
460
00:21:01,559 --> 00:21:03,193
Yeah.
461
00:21:03,227 --> 00:21:05,629
And we've seen
each other
462
00:21:05,663 --> 00:21:07,997
depressed, neurotic,
463
00:21:08,032 --> 00:21:12,402
sad, angry, hostile,
464
00:21:12,436 --> 00:21:16,239
stupid, ugly.
465
00:21:16,273 --> 00:21:18,942
And yet,
we've still remained friends.
466
00:21:23,848 --> 00:21:27,250
Maybe our friendship
is strong enough
467
00:21:27,284 --> 00:21:29,820
to survive one night of...
468
00:21:29,854 --> 00:21:31,988
love.
469
00:21:42,767 --> 00:21:44,701
You want to go for a walk?
470
00:21:47,705 --> 00:21:49,873
I'd love to.
471
00:22:01,051 --> 00:22:02,352
(sighs)
472
00:22:02,387 --> 00:22:04,454
I finally got a date in Europe.
473
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:07,491
("Blue Danube" playing)
474
00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,432
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters.
475
00:22:49,466 --> 00:22:50,700
(grumbling)
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