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(theme song playing)
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Hey,
Bob.
Hey, Ton.
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How you doing?
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Hey, I saw the greatest
hockey game of all time.
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ELAINE:
Yeah?
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Last night...
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Thank you.
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It was between the Islanders
and the Flyers.
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They scored 13 goals
in the game,
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and there must have been
200 minutes of penalties.
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Oh...
Fight. Man, was it rough.
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Unbelievable.
Wow.
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Phooey.
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I think Latka's got
a different angle on that, Tony.
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In fact,
here he comes now.
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Tony, did you ever think why
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I don't go to the hockey games
with you?
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'Cause I don't invite you,
Latka?
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Not even close.
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Is because the hockey players
in your country are cupcakes.
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TONY:
What are you...?
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What are you talking
about, Latka?
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The hockey players
in this country
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are the toughest in the world.
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No, they are cupcakes.
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They have to wear the helmets
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and the mask and the padding.
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In my country,
they wear nothing.
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Oh. You mean,
no padding?
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I mean no clothes.
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Well, I guess that allows them
to skate faster.
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No skates.
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No skates?
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What do they do,
slide around the ice?
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No ice. Gravel.
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Latka, why don't you get lost
with this stupid stuff, huh?
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Is true.
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Is stupid.
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You call my-my stupid stuff
is stupid stuff?
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Yeah.
I think is not.
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I think your stupid stuff
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is stupid stuff, and you calling
my stuff is not stupid stuff.
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Why don't you shut up,
huh, Latka?
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Why don't you shut up?
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Latka, you shut up, or
I'm gonna knock you out.
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How's that?
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No!
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Because you cannot knock me out.
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Because, if you do,
nobody is going to like you,
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because I am weak
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and defenseless
and-and cute.
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Well, then, shut up!
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Shut up.
Shut up!
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Shut up.
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Shut up!
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Shut up.
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See? I am winning this argument.
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I'll tell you what
we do, Latka.
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Let's cut the
cards, all right?
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Low card shuts up
for a whole hour.
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How about a whole day?
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How about a whole week?
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How about
seven days?
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You got it.
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Okay, low card
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shuts up
for a whole seven days.
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Okay.
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I got a queen.
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Well, okay.
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I got a...
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Oh.
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Boy, is it
gonna be great
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not hearing from
this guy for a week.
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Ha. 'Cause I get
kind of tired of him.
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I'll tell you
the truth.
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Hey, Jim,
how you doing?
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Uh, I-I'll get back
to you on that, Bobby.
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Can I talk to you
for a minute in private, Alex?
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Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, Jim.
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Excuse us.
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Uh, I've got terrible
news for you, Alex.
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What is it, Jim?
What is it?
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(sighs)
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You're going to die.
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We're all going to die, Jim.
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Well, yeah,
yeah, but, uh,
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not on Thursday, we're not.
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Well, what the hell
are you talking about?
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I-I-I-I... I had a
dream about you, Alex.
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A terrible, terrible dream.
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Oh, a dream!
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Hey, come on. A dream--
what's the big deal, Jim?
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Alex, please
listen to me.
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I have dreams-- dreams
that come true.
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You mean you're psychic?
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Yeah, yeah, I... I'm psychic.
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I didn't tell
you guys about
it before
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because I
didn't want
you to think
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I was offbeat
or something.
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So what was your dream
about Alex?
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Well, it-it...
it was horrible.
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It's gonna
happen to you
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Thursday night at
your apartment.
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You'll be with a friend.
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I couldn't make out who.
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You'll drink a glass
of water very quickly.
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Somebody is going to
mistake you for a girl.
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You'll do the cancan
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in a green shirt,
wearing a catcher's mask.
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And then comes
the crazy part.
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Oh?
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There'll be a
knock at the door.
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You'll go to the door.
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You'll open it...
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And what?
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What? What? What?
What happens?
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That's the end.
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The end of the dream,
or the end of me?
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Both.
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(sobbing)
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Jim, hey.
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Oh, Jim, it's okay.
It's okay.
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And you know
what the worst part is?
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The worst part is
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that between now and the end,
you're going to be at Mario's,
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and a beautiful, sexy blonde
is going to fall into your arms.
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You'll be dating each other
right up to the end.
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All this is going to happen
in the next three days?
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Hey, hey, hey, Jim, Jim,
don't worry about it.
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I tell you, Alex,
I'm psychic.
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Well, you might be
psychic, but remember,
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you know, psychics
aren't always right.
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Uh...
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That's right.
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So why don't
you cheer up?
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Yeah. Hey, Jim,
I'll tell you what.
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I'll take you to Mario's,
and I'll buy you a beer, huh?
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Uh, it's gonna take more
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than a beer
to do away with this.
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BOBBY:
Ah.
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This is a job
for a couple of six-packs.
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ELAINE:
Oh.
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You got it.
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We can shoot for that.
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You got it.
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After you, my lady.
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Reiger, I got to talk to you.
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What?
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I advise you not
to take this lightly.
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What do you mean? That
thing about that dream?
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Now, come on, Louie.
Now, listen
to me, Reiger.
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You don't understand this
like I do
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because you don't have religion.
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Now let me
explain it to you.
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You heard of God, right?
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Rings a bell.
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Well, God gave every human being
a special gift.
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To you, he gave smarts.
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Banta's got muscle.
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Nardo's got knobs.
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Wheeler's got hair.
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And you know
what he gave me?
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It's not immediately apparent,
Louie.
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God gave me the power to spot
what everybody else has got.
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Oh.
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All right. When you first look
at Ignatowski,
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you figure this guy must have
caught God on a bad day.
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But let me tell you something.
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Ignatowski is different from us.
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The way that man's mind works,
I believe he can see the future.
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He scares the hell
out of me.
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Oh, come on, Louie.
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All right,
if you won't listen to reason,
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can I at least give you
a little blessing
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to protect you
from his evil dreams?
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All right.
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(rapid spitting sounds)
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Thanks, Louie.
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I can't believe it.
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Louie is taking Jim's dream
seriously.
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Hey.
(laughs)
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Don't knock
it, Alex.
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This is the place where
the beautiful, sexy blonde
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is supposed to fall
into your arms.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, well, so far,
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the only sexy blonde
in here is me.
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(mutters)
Latka.
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ELAINE:
Hello.
Well, hi, Latka.
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Hello, Latka.
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ELAINE:
Hello, Latka.
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What, Latka?
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That's it!
Tony!
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Oh, come on!
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Okay?
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Howdy.
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Oh. Hi, Jim.
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How are you
doing, pal?
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Uh, fine,
just fine, Jim.
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You know,
(clears throat)
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when people are gone,
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you always wish
you treated them better.
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I'm not going
to wish that with you.
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Alex, I'm gonna treat you
to dinner tonight.
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Huh?
Steak
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with all the trimmings
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and a bottle
of Mario's best wine.
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No, no, no, you don't have
to do that, Jim.
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No, I want to.
Yeah...
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I saved up enough money
after quitting drugs.
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(clears throat)
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And I want
to spend it all on you.
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Jim, that's
a dollar, 35.
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I quit drugs for
a dollar, 35?
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What was I thinking of?
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No, no, no, no.
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Jim, you also quit
for your health
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and your state of mind.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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That's all right, Jim.
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You don't have
to buy me dinner.
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Besides, I already ate.
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Why don't you get us
another pitcher of beer?
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ELAINE:
Yeah, good idea.
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Okeydoke.
All right?
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Good.
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You know, I
don't know about
the rest of you,
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but Jim's giving
me the chills.
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What, more so
than usual?
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Oh, I don't
know about
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this dream stuff
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with the catcher's mask
and the blonde.
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I mean, it's crazy,
but with Jim, who knows?
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Maybe this guy can see
into the future.
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He definitely can't see anything
in the present.
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Hey, you know some...
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I just remembered something.
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You know, once Jim refused
to take out a certain cab,
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and the guy that took it
out got into an accident.
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I heard about that.
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That was Ernie Lotes,
and he got
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into a little fender bender
on 38th Street.
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It doesn't mean a thing.
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Yeah, yeah,
but, Alex, who knows?
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If Jim had taken out the cab,
it might have been a lot worse.
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ELAINE:
You know something?
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I just thought
of something myself.
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Last winter,
I was very worried
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about Jason's grades,
right, in school?
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And-And Jim told me
not to worry
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because the next day
on his test,
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he was going to get an 86.
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And he got an 86.
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(whistles)
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ELAINE:
No, no, no,
I'm wrong.
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He said he was going
to get an 87.
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And he got an 87.
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Uh-oh.
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Hey,
260
00:12:13,565 --> 00:12:15,399
I just remembered
something, too!
261
00:12:15,467 --> 00:12:17,869
He told me...
Listen, can we just drop this
right now?
262
00:12:17,936 --> 00:12:20,705
This conversation is going
nowhere, you know that?
263
00:12:20,772 --> 00:12:22,840
Superstitions are idiotic.
264
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,107
We're just talking.
265
00:12:24,175 --> 00:12:25,176
Yeah, but it's silly,
and I don't want
266
00:12:25,243 --> 00:12:26,510
to be silly tonight, all right?
267
00:12:26,578 --> 00:12:28,178
What are you coming
down on us for?
268
00:12:28,213 --> 00:12:29,647
I don't know, can we-- can we
change the subject please?
269
00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:31,082
Okay.
Thank you.
270
00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:32,950
Hey, what are you doing?
271
00:12:33,085 --> 00:12:35,586
Well, so I got a little bit
of beer on your suit.
272
00:12:35,653 --> 00:12:37,588
Not such a great
suit, anyway.
273
00:12:37,655 --> 00:12:40,857
Better than anything
you're wearing... jerk.
274
00:12:40,925 --> 00:12:42,760
Who are you calling
a jerk, you...
275
00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:45,763
You heard me,
I'm calling you a jerk.
276
00:12:57,843 --> 00:12:59,276
I'm terribly sorry.
277
00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:01,746
That's okay, we were
expecting you.
278
00:13:12,457 --> 00:13:15,259
ΒΆ
279
00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:24,201
Ah, he wants us to...
280
00:13:30,843 --> 00:13:32,543
LATKA:
Testing.
281
00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:37,515
Abby-dabby, icky-bicky,
abby-dabby, icky-bicky.
282
00:13:37,582 --> 00:13:38,883
Hello?
283
00:13:38,951 --> 00:13:39,984
Elaine?
284
00:13:40,018 --> 00:13:41,385
Oh, hi, Latka.
285
00:13:41,453 --> 00:13:43,321
My, you're looking
lovely today.
286
00:13:43,422 --> 00:13:45,555
You're welcome.
Oh.
287
00:13:45,623 --> 00:13:47,692
Thank you.
288
00:13:47,759 --> 00:13:49,326
Hello, Bobby.
289
00:13:49,394 --> 00:13:50,561
Hi, Latka.
290
00:13:50,629 --> 00:13:52,630
How is your career
coming along?
291
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:54,231
Well fine, as a matter
of fact...
292
00:13:54,298 --> 00:13:57,000
Sorry to hear that, Bobby.
293
00:13:59,438 --> 00:14:02,139
Hello, Alex.
294
00:14:02,207 --> 00:14:05,275
It's good to see you today,
Alex.
295
00:14:05,343 --> 00:14:07,444
Tony?
296
00:14:08,380 --> 00:14:10,314
Tony?
297
00:14:11,316 --> 00:14:12,783
Tony?
298
00:14:12,918 --> 00:14:14,085
What?
299
00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:16,987
(blowing raspberry)
300
00:14:18,256 --> 00:14:20,925
(blowing raspberry)
Latka, will you...
301
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:21,892
Latka, I'm telling you, take...
302
00:14:21,960 --> 00:14:23,894
(blowing raspberry)
303
00:14:27,732 --> 00:14:28,899
Hi.
304
00:14:28,967 --> 00:14:30,934
Hey, Louie, check me out,
I want to get home.
305
00:14:31,003 --> 00:14:33,470
You know what day this is,
Reiger ?
306
00:14:33,538 --> 00:14:35,272
What is this,
a pop quiz?
307
00:14:35,407 --> 00:14:38,042
Alex... what are you gonna do?
308
00:14:38,109 --> 00:14:39,409
What do you mean,
what am I gonna do?
309
00:14:39,477 --> 00:14:41,044
We're worried
about you, Alex.
310
00:14:41,112 --> 00:14:43,414
You met that girl at Mario's,
just like Jim predicted,
311
00:14:43,482 --> 00:14:45,416
and you've been seeing her
every day,
312
00:14:45,484 --> 00:14:46,884
just like Jim predicted.
313
00:14:46,952 --> 00:14:48,151
And today's Thursday.
314
00:14:48,219 --> 00:14:50,721
Just like Jim
predicted.
315
00:14:50,822 --> 00:14:52,356
Well what do you
expect me to do?
316
00:14:52,424 --> 00:14:54,658
Change my life just because
of that stupid dream?
317
00:14:54,726 --> 00:14:56,259
Do you expect me
to drop Peggy,
318
00:14:56,327 --> 00:14:57,895
who I happen to like
very much,
319
00:14:57,962 --> 00:15:01,231
just because she fits in
with this, uh, thing?
320
00:15:01,299 --> 00:15:02,899
Alex, don't you think
it's a good idea
321
00:15:02,967 --> 00:15:04,735
just to get out of town
for a day?
322
00:15:04,770 --> 00:15:06,937
Yeah, you've got
nothing to lose.
323
00:15:07,005 --> 00:15:08,472
Elaine, you of all people,
324
00:15:08,540 --> 00:15:10,473
you seriously expect me
to believe this stuff?
325
00:15:10,541 --> 00:15:12,410
I'm saying to have
an open mind about it.
326
00:15:12,477 --> 00:15:13,643
Aw, please, will you?
Come on, Alex,
327
00:15:13,711 --> 00:15:15,279
it's not gonna hurt you
not to be home tonight.
328
00:15:15,347 --> 00:15:16,713
I'm not saying
go to Peru,
329
00:15:16,848 --> 00:15:18,315
but don't rule
Peru out.
330
00:15:18,382 --> 00:15:20,017
Will you stop this?
331
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,251
There's no way in the world
332
00:15:21,319 --> 00:15:22,786
you're gonna get me
to be afraid of this.
333
00:15:22,854 --> 00:15:24,354
I happen to be
a realistic person.
334
00:15:24,422 --> 00:15:27,357
I always have been,
and I always will be.
335
00:15:27,425 --> 00:15:28,859
Nobody's trying
to scare you.
336
00:15:28,927 --> 00:15:30,327
Another one.
337
00:15:30,394 --> 00:15:32,162
We're just
trying to say,
338
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:34,531
that as sure as there's
a God in heaven,
339
00:15:34,599 --> 00:15:37,400
you're going belly up
at 7:00 tonight.
340
00:15:37,468 --> 00:15:39,536
Unless you're not
in your apartment.
341
00:15:39,604 --> 00:15:42,306
Look, just let me say this.
342
00:15:42,374 --> 00:15:44,808
I don't believe in
any of this stuff.
343
00:15:44,876 --> 00:15:45,876
But as a matter of fact,
344
00:15:45,944 --> 00:15:47,811
I'm not gonna be
at my apartment at 7:00,
345
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:50,247
because I'm going out on a date
with a wonderful woman.
346
00:15:50,314 --> 00:15:51,348
See?
347
00:15:51,415 --> 00:15:52,616
Now is anybody, uh,
348
00:15:52,684 --> 00:15:54,484
foolish enough to be relieved
by any of that?
349
00:15:54,552 --> 00:15:57,821
(overlapping chatter)
350
00:15:57,889 --> 00:15:59,189
All right, that's
good planning.
351
00:15:59,257 --> 00:16:01,391
I didn't plan that.
352
00:16:01,459 --> 00:16:03,560
Now if you'll excuse me,
I'm a little late. Good-bye.
353
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:04,928
ALL:
Good-bye, Alex.
354
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,797
(overlapping chatter)
355
00:16:07,833 --> 00:16:09,833
(phone ringing)
356
00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:17,507
(grunting)
357
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:22,712
Cabbie cooties.
358
00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:27,717
Sunshine Cab.
359
00:16:27,853 --> 00:16:29,786
He just walked out the door.
360
00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:32,756
Can I take a message?
361
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,759
Oh, you're the dame
362
00:16:35,794 --> 00:16:38,795
that Reiger's gonna date
tonight, huh?
363
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,797
No!
364
00:16:40,866 --> 00:16:43,300
No, no, no, no,
you can't do that.
365
00:16:43,368 --> 00:16:45,302
No, you gotta go out with him.
366
00:16:45,370 --> 00:16:48,305
What reason could you have
for breaking a date with him?
367
00:16:49,774 --> 00:16:53,710
You got a 104 degree temperature
and projectile vomiting?
368
00:16:55,613 --> 00:16:58,548
He's had worse dates.
369
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,818
All right, all right.
370
00:17:01,820 --> 00:17:04,821
I'll save the man myself.
371
00:17:06,057 --> 00:17:07,958
Reiger!
372
00:17:26,010 --> 00:17:27,945
(knocking on door)
373
00:17:28,012 --> 00:17:29,446
Yeah.
374
00:17:29,513 --> 00:17:32,416
Yeah, hold on.
375
00:17:32,517 --> 00:17:33,383
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
376
00:17:33,451 --> 00:17:34,651
Come on, Reiger, we gotta
get out of here.
377
00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:35,819
What are you
talking about?
Come on.
378
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:37,154
Peggy called,
379
00:17:37,222 --> 00:17:39,189
she can't go out and
you can't stay here.
380
00:17:39,257 --> 00:17:40,824
Come on, we'll go down
to 42nd street,
381
00:17:40,892 --> 00:17:42,259
look at weirdos and
have a cheeseburger.
382
00:17:42,294 --> 00:17:43,561
No, wait a minute.
383
00:17:43,628 --> 00:17:44,795
Wait, wait a minute.
384
00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:46,630
Why can't she make it?
Forget it, forget it,
385
00:17:46,698 --> 00:17:48,898
being dumped on by a dame is
the least of your problems.
386
00:17:48,966 --> 00:17:50,434
You've got the Grim
Reaper to worry about.
387
00:17:50,501 --> 00:17:51,569
We'll go to a movie.
Louie,
388
00:17:51,670 --> 00:17:53,037
will you stop this?
Come on.
389
00:17:53,104 --> 00:17:54,438
I'm not gonna go anywhere.
390
00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:57,641
Reiger, the dream's
coming true.
391
00:17:57,708 --> 00:17:59,976
You're here in your apartment,
it's Thursday night,
392
00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:01,978
it's almost 7:00.
393
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:03,647
All right, look.
394
00:18:03,714 --> 00:18:04,981
All right.
(laughing)
395
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:07,884
I admit your life is nothing
to jump up and down about.
396
00:18:08,019 --> 00:18:10,854
But it must mean
something to you.
397
00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:12,489
Oh, and you think all
those other things
398
00:18:12,557 --> 00:18:13,624
have come true, huh?
399
00:18:13,691 --> 00:18:15,058
Like drinking a glass
of water quickly,
400
00:18:15,126 --> 00:18:16,693
being mistaken for a girl?
401
00:18:16,761 --> 00:18:18,495
Dancing the cancan
in a green shirt
402
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:20,030
and a catcher's
mask.
403
00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:22,166
Oh, and at 7:00,
precisely at 7:00,
404
00:18:22,233 --> 00:18:24,702
there's a knock at the door,
and who's on the other side?
405
00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:25,702
Death is on...
406
00:18:25,770 --> 00:18:27,471
(coughing):
Death...
407
00:18:27,539 --> 00:18:28,638
Excuse me.
408
00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:30,640
(coughing continues)
409
00:18:32,810 --> 00:18:35,879
(coughing):
That's the silliest
thing I ever heard.
410
00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:37,314
Aha!
411
00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:40,284
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
412
00:18:40,385 --> 00:18:42,018
Ah-ho-ho-ho!
413
00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:43,686
Reiger!
414
00:18:43,754 --> 00:18:45,055
Reiger, what do you say now?
415
00:18:45,123 --> 00:18:47,157
Look what time it is.
Let's get the hell
416
00:18:47,225 --> 00:18:48,625
out of here!
Boy, come on!
417
00:18:48,693 --> 00:18:50,260
I'm not leaving
here.
Come! Come!
418
00:18:50,295 --> 00:18:51,995
Out! Get out!
419
00:18:52,063 --> 00:18:54,064
I'm staying here tonight.
I'm staying right here.
420
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:55,165
(phone ringing)
421
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,800
I have no intention of going...
422
00:18:59,871 --> 00:19:01,238
Hello?
423
00:19:01,372 --> 00:19:02,472
No, this is not Mary.
424
00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:03,941
Do I sound like a Mary?
425
00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:05,209
You have the wrong number.
426
00:19:05,276 --> 00:19:07,411
Louie, why don't you just...
427
00:19:09,447 --> 00:19:10,414
Mary?
428
00:19:10,481 --> 00:19:11,748
It's happening!
429
00:19:11,816 --> 00:19:13,516
It's happening!
430
00:19:13,584 --> 00:19:14,551
It's happening!
431
00:19:14,618 --> 00:19:15,986
Come on, out!
432
00:19:16,054 --> 00:19:17,854
Out of here.
Louie...
433
00:19:17,922 --> 00:19:19,189
No, no, no, no.
434
00:19:19,257 --> 00:19:20,857
No, no, Louie, no, Louie.
435
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:21,592
Get out!
No!
436
00:19:21,726 --> 00:19:23,160
I am not gonna leave
this apartment.
437
00:19:23,194 --> 00:19:24,428
If I walk through that door,
438
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,463
I am violating everything
I believe in.
439
00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:28,365
I'm giving up the control
of my own life.
440
00:19:28,432 --> 00:19:30,134
The hell with that.
441
00:19:30,201 --> 00:19:31,868
I'm gonna live my future.
442
00:19:31,936 --> 00:19:33,437
I'm not gonna be afraid of it.
443
00:19:33,538 --> 00:19:36,340
Reiger, will you cut
the Joan of Arc stuff?
444
00:19:36,407 --> 00:19:38,342
And don't tempt fate?
445
00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:39,610
Tempt fate,
Louie?
446
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,611
No, I'm not gonna
tempt fate.
447
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,013
I'm gonna bait fate.
448
00:19:43,081 --> 00:19:44,314
No, no, green!
Yeah.
449
00:19:44,382 --> 00:19:46,316
Rigger, no green!
450
00:19:46,384 --> 00:19:47,784
No. No, no, Reiger.
451
00:19:47,852 --> 00:19:49,286
Yeah!
Reiger!
452
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:50,720
Don't do this, Reiger.
453
00:19:50,788 --> 00:19:53,223
Louie, if I'm gonna die,
I'm gonna die as I lived.
454
00:19:53,291 --> 00:19:55,425
Dancing the cancan in a green
shirt and a catcher's mask.
455
00:19:55,493 --> 00:19:57,294
No, no, no,
don't lift those feet.
456
00:19:57,362 --> 00:19:58,495
Don't, Reiger!
(humming)
457
00:19:58,563 --> 00:20:00,430
Reiger, don't do this.
458
00:20:00,498 --> 00:20:02,132
No, Reiger!
459
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:03,567
It's coming true!
460
00:20:03,635 --> 00:20:05,368
The dream...
461
00:20:05,436 --> 00:20:08,205
(clock chiming)
462
00:20:24,823 --> 00:20:26,756
(whimpering)
463
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,398
Louie...
464
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,633
I didn't die.
465
00:20:38,503 --> 00:20:39,803
(chuckles)
466
00:20:42,640 --> 00:20:44,374
(laughing)
467
00:20:48,079 --> 00:20:50,747
Ignatowski's a boob.
468
00:20:53,685 --> 00:20:55,618
That was a nice cancan.
469
00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,620
Thank you.
470
00:20:59,624 --> 00:21:02,426
Now listen, Louie,
repeat after me.
471
00:21:02,493 --> 00:21:04,527
Superstitions are...
472
00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:06,729
(knocking on door)
473
00:21:06,831 --> 00:21:08,532
Now you did it!
474
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,534
I almost apologized!
475
00:21:13,204 --> 00:21:14,271
Don't you dare!
476
00:21:14,338 --> 00:21:15,638
Don't go near that door!
477
00:21:15,706 --> 00:21:17,307
Reiger, stay away
from that door!
478
00:21:17,375 --> 00:21:18,942
Louie, I have to see what's on
479
00:21:19,010 --> 00:21:20,411
the other side
of that door.
No! Death is on the other side
480
00:21:20,478 --> 00:21:21,512
of this door.
I don't care, I want to see it!
481
00:21:21,579 --> 00:21:22,312
No!
482
00:21:22,380 --> 00:21:23,280
Louie, get away from the door.
No!
483
00:21:23,348 --> 00:21:24,381
Get away from the door, Lou!
No!
484
00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:25,282
No, no, Reiger.
485
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:26,716
No, no, Reiger!
(grunts)
486
00:21:26,784 --> 00:21:29,119
No! No!
Louie, get away
from the door!
487
00:21:34,559 --> 00:21:35,692
(screaming)
488
00:21:51,042 --> 00:21:52,275
Reiger, did you see it?
489
00:21:52,343 --> 00:21:53,776
It was hideous!
490
00:21:56,647 --> 00:22:00,517
Louie, it was a little girl
selling sugar cookies.
491
00:22:05,590 --> 00:22:07,524
My favorite.
492
00:22:11,629 --> 00:22:12,895
Here.
493
00:22:12,963 --> 00:22:14,831
Thanks for coming by, Lou.
494
00:22:20,438 --> 00:22:22,339
One for me and three for you,
huh?
495
00:22:25,042 --> 00:22:26,977
Look, Reiger...
496
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:31,414
...I got to make a confession.
497
00:22:32,917 --> 00:22:34,852
I was pretty scared there.
498
00:22:36,888 --> 00:22:38,755
But you...
499
00:22:38,823 --> 00:22:41,758
you got guts.
500
00:22:41,826 --> 00:22:44,060
You're a rock, Reiger.
501
00:22:44,162 --> 00:22:45,895
Good night, Lou.
502
00:22:45,964 --> 00:22:47,197
So long.
503
00:23:00,878 --> 00:23:03,880
Oh my God, a ghost.
504
00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:06,449
Jim, it's me.
505
00:23:06,584 --> 00:23:08,751
A talking ghost.
506
00:23:08,853 --> 00:23:10,721
Jim, I'm not a ghost.
507
00:23:10,788 --> 00:23:12,756
I didn't die.
508
00:23:12,824 --> 00:23:15,125
You may be a psychic,
but you missed on this one.
509
00:23:15,259 --> 00:23:17,060
A reasonable ghost.
510
00:23:17,095 --> 00:23:18,995
Hey Jeff, give me a cab.
511
00:23:19,063 --> 00:23:20,897
A working ghost.
512
00:23:20,932 --> 00:23:21,999
Bye, Jim.
513
00:23:22,066 --> 00:23:23,200
Have a nice day.
514
00:23:23,234 --> 00:23:24,801
A courteous ghost!
515
00:23:34,979 --> 00:23:37,214
(theme song playing)
516
00:24:00,805 --> 00:24:02,105
WOMAN:
Good night, Mr. Walters!
517
00:24:02,173 --> 00:24:03,173
(man grumbling)
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