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{\an9}♪♪
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♪ PC Babies!
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{\an1}♪ They're comin' to your town!
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NARRATOR: The PC Babies!
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{\an1}♪ The wokest kids around!
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♪ When there's somethingproblematic ♪
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♪ They're sure tolet you know! ♪
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♪ Making things funand gender neutral ♪
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♪ Everywhere they go
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♪ They're everybody'sfave-sies ♪
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{\an1}♪ They're PC Babies, yeah!
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And now back to"PC Babies!"
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[ Cries, giggles ]
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[ Grunting ]
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Yeah! Who's strong?
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I'm strong.
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Who's a strong woman?
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I'm a strong woman!
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You are gonna smokethe competition!
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I'm gonna smokethe competition!
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[ PC Babies crying ]
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Oh no.It's the babies.
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[ All crying ]
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Kids! Kids, okay!What's the matter?
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Oh, no. I left Disney+ on,and it went to "Mulan."
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PC PRINCIPAL:They don't like Mulan?
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No, because Mulan is a femalethat identifies as male
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and yet the moviedoesn't take the time
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to address realtrans issues.
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Okay! Okay! We know --"Mulan" is outdated
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in creating straw dog charactersto talk about trans issues.
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Daddy's turning it off.[ Remote clicks ]
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But just how many advocateshas yet to be seen...
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[ PC Babies giggle, coo ]
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PC PRINCIPAL: Alright.Everyone, listen up.
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As you know,this school is a place
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where everyone shouldfeel included.
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Our challenge is to motivateourselves and others
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to create an inviting,non-bigoted and --
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Hey, Stotch, you gota [bleep] problem?
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No, sir!
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Now, I think thatwhat we all need
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are leaderswho motivate by example.
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And so I would liketo inform you all
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that your vice principalis competing
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in the Strong Woman Competitionin Morrison this weekend!
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Let's hear it for her.
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[ Applause ]
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Well, thank you,PC Principal.
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Um, listen, guys,I just hope I can make you proud
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and, more importantly,I hope you can see
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that no matter who you are,you can do anything.
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{\an1}We've really come a long way
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breaking downgender binary bigotry,
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and I hope I canespecially inspire
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{\an1}some of my girl students here.
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Or those whoidentify as girls.
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Yes, or thosewho identify as girls.
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Get out there and get involvedin school sports and clubs.
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If there'ssomething you love,
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don't ever let anythinghold you back.
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{\an1}The first bugbear lashes outat Stan with its broadsword!
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And it hits with a 17!
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How much damageis that?
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Four plus two slashing.
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Okay!I jump up to the bugbear!
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{\an1}And I yell, "For Waterdeep"!And I kick it in the balls!
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I don't thinkbugbears have balls.
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Then how do they makebaby bugbears?
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Oh, hi, boys!
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We got some new students
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who want to bepart of the gaming club.
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You know Tammyand Nichole?
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Um...
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[ Chuckles ]Uh... no.
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This is a school club, boys.All clubs are inclusive.
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Have fun, girls.
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Hey, guys.
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[ Whispering ]What the [bleep] do we do?
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Um, guys, we play lotsof games here at Dice Studz,
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but today,we're playing "D&D."
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You don't just show upand start playing.
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You have to generatecharacters and --
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Yeah, we createdsome this morning.
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I'm a Human Paladin,
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and Nichole isa Tiefling Warlock.
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[ Whispering ]Do something, Eric.
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[ Chuckles ]Uh, guys, um...
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they're fighting a bunchof bugbears right now
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that are led bya 12th-level Druid.
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Okay, I cast Vampiric Touchon the Druid.
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Crit.
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{\an8}ANNOUNCER: A beautiful dayin Morrison, Colorado,
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{\an8}as we get readyfor the 6th Annual
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{\an8}Strong Woman Competition!
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A two-day-long competitionof tests built to push athletes
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to their very limits.
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Joining me now isthe current champion
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of the Strong Woman Competition,Strong Woman.
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Ms. Woman,do you feel ready?
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Oh, yeah.I'm ready, David.
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There are just so manyamazing women athletes
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out here today.
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It makes me so proud.
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Now, this isthe first year
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that a trans womanis in the competition.
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How do you feel about that?Amazing.
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I feel honored to bea part of history.
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I have a lot of incredibletrans friends who are athletes,
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and so we're all inspiredthis woman's competing.
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Uh-huh, and uh...
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have you actually ever metHeather Swanson?
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Uh, no, I've never competedagainst her before. No.
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She's not exactlyyour average trans athlete.
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Well, what isan average trans athlete?
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Honestly, I find thatkind of bigoted, David.
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Okay, Heather Swansonis actually joining us now.
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Ms. Swanson, how does it feelto be competing today?
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I can't tell youhow free I feel
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now that I've startedidentifying as a woman.
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Now that I cancompete as female,
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I'm ready to smashthe other girls!
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And is it correct you juststarting identifying as female
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two weeks ago.
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I'm not here to talkabout my transition.
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I'm here to kicksome [bleep] ass.
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Let me tell you something,Dingleberry --David Perry.
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I'm gonna roll upthe other women here,
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and I'm gonnasmoke 'em.
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I am the strongest womanthis state has ever seen!
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Any words for the challenger,Ms. Woman?
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Uh, good luck,Heather.
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[ Chuckles ]Luck is for dudes.
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Well, with that,let's get right to the action.
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{\an9}♪♪
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♪ Rising to the top,push it to the edge ♪
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♪ Give it all you got,barely break a sweat ♪
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♪ Strong Woman!
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♪ Strong Woman
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♪ Yeah, she's got speed,she's got the moves ♪
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♪ She's got the muscleand a whole lot to prove ♪
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♪ Strong Woman!
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♪ Strong Woman![ Women grunting ]
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Arghhhhhh-yeah!
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♪ Hey, you
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♪ Go strong woman, go
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♪ Hey, you
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♪ Your time is now,whatcha gonna do? ♪
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♪ Pedal to the metal,find another gear ♪
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♪ She takes what she wants,nothing left to fear ♪
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♪ Strong Woman!
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♪ Strong Woman
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♪ Now, hey girl,you're the best in the world ♪
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♪ And, hey, hon
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♪ Don't look now,but you just won ♪
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HEATHER: Hell yeah! I won!♪ Strong Woman
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♪ Strong woman, strong womanI'm a strong woman!
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♪ Strong woman, strong womanLook at it! Its mine!
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♪ Strong womanI'm the best!
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♪ Strong womanI'm the strongest!
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So...
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second place --that's pretty damn good.
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Yeah.
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I guess she...
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just startedidentifying as a woman
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a few weeks ago.
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Doesn't reallys-seem fair.
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Just don't.You'll upset the PC Babies.
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CARTMAN: It is unfair!
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It is tyrannous,and it is wrong.
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Ever since these girlswere allowed to join
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Dice Studz Gamers Club,it has been a train wreck.
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Every single game we play,
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they, like,figure out all the rules
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and they use the rulesto, like, make us look stupid.
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IN "D&D,"they killed the dungeon master!
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We didn't thinkit was even possible
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to killthe dungeon master.
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Shut up, Butters.It's not possible.
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It's just that, we playboard games for the theme.
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We want to bepirates or Vikings.
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You know what the girlsthink about?
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They think about red cubesversus blue cubes
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and how much of this equalsthat many victory points.
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They're just doing math!
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{\an1}So, they're smarter than you
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and beating youat all the board games.
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Yes.
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No!No!
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It's just different.
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Look, we started Dice Studz[voice breaking] with a dream.
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A dream that that we couldactually do something
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interesting at schooljust for like 60 minutes.
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"Nothing we can do," he said."Hands are tied," he said.
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We're gonna have to deal withthis ourselves, you guys.
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I think Nichole and Tammyare cool to play with.
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Well, you won'tthink they're cool
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when the rest of usleave Dice Studz,
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and you're left to playonly solo board games.
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You mean like "Nemo's War"?"Nemo's War" is sweet.
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Look, maybe we just gottaplay harder stuff,
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you know, stuff the girlscan't keep up with.
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Hey,that's not a bad idea!
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We been takin' it easyon the girls.
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Time to show 'em whatreal board gamers play!
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What do realboard gamers play?
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Well, if you wantsomething hard,
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then you need a really crunchyEuro game, something like
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a Vital Lacerda's "Escape Plan,"or a Uwe Rosenburg euro.
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Do they involve math?
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Well, all euros arepretty mathy.
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Nope, no good.
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We need something withlots of, like, war
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{\an1}and dice and thematic shit.
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So, then you wanta war miniatures game,
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{\an1}something skirmish-style, like"Legion" or "Blood & Plunder."
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Dude, you're reallyinto board games.
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Alright. That's it, guys!
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Dice Studz gamers clubis about to go
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tabletop miniatures.
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[ Babies coo ]
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Emory, stop playingwith your food.
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[ Doorbell rings ]
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I'll get it.
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Hey, what's goin' on?Is your girlfriend home?
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Oh, she's sort of busyright now, Ms. Swanson.
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Just want to tell herno hard feelings
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about me winningthe Strong Woman Competition.
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Yeah, you already told her thatat the competition.
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You got a problemwith me?
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'Cause it's startingto seem like
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you havea problem with me.
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What's going on --Oh, hi, Heather.
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I was just stopping byto make sure
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you're nottoo beat up.
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Oh, that'sreally cool.
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I'm sorry, but I have allthe kids right now,
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and they're-Oh, where arethe little kiddos?!
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I'd love to meet them.
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Oh! Hey, kids!There's a lot of you.
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Your mom must be a strong womanto take care of all of you.
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Of course, I havethe Strong Woman trophy, though.
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[ Chuckles ]Just kidding right?
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Look, why don't you justget out of here.
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Oooh, sounds like someone hereis a transphobe.
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Don't you dare.
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I'm trans peoples'biggest supporter.
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What I think you are isa terrible sport!
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Transphobe!You better knock it off!
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Just don't -- you're gonnaupset the PC Babies.
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And if you dare call mea transphobe again,
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I'm gonna --You're gonna what?
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Beat me up?
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You gonna beat me up,transphobe?
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Yeah,I didn't think so.
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See you later kids.
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Come on over and seeol' Auntie Heather
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If you wanna see whata real strong woman is like.
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Are you feelingwhat I'm feeling?
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What do you mean?
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I don't knowwhat it is but...
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something about that womanjust doesn't seem right.
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{\an9}♪♪
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And now back to"PC Babies!"
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Hey, guys.Hope it's cool we brought Kelly.
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She wants to bein the club, too.
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Oh, yes!That's very cool, girls!
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We're just setting uptoday's game.
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It's a pirate miniatures gamecalled "Blood & Plunder."
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Yeah, we saw it on the schedule.We love "Blood & Plunder."
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Are we gonna play, like,a four-on-four skirmish
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with twodifferent factions?
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Whoa.You painted your miniatures?
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Yeah who wants unpaintedminiatures, right?
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Where'd you learnto do that?
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{\an1}We watch YouTube tutorials.You can find a bunch on BGG.
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I love BGG!
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Oh, cool.Do you watch Game Night?
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Excuse me!
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We are going to play thesix-hour long, very thematic
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"Nemesis."
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Oh, cool, we just watchedthe tutorial for that
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on "Dice Tower."
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{\an8}NARRATOR: And now backto "Women in Sports"
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{\an8}with Janet Spears.
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Our next guest has beenreally lighting it up
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in women's competitions.
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Since she's identified as femaletwo weeks ago,
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she's won every female sportshe's entered.
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Please welcomeHeather Swanson.
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Well, thank you, Janet.
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It's a great pleasureto be here.
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I know that I am an inspirationto all women
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and trans athleteseverywhere.
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Yes.We are all truly inspired.
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Now, there aresome women out there
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who just wantto run and hide.
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I'm talkin' to you,Strong Woman.
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You still dare tocall yourself that?
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Your name is a joke,
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because ol'Heather Swanson here
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will beat you anywhere,anytime, at anything.
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Hey...
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Don't let her getto you, Strong.
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She's not getting to me.
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You know,I don't know why
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she has such a grudgeagainst you but --
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Because I know her!
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What do you mean?
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It's Blade Jaggart.
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He --She is my ex boyfriend.
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Wha...
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Back when we were together,he was such an asshole.
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When I finallybroke up with him,
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he said, one day,he was going to get me back.
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And now he's got us bothby the balls.
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But then she doesn't really careabout trans people
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or women?
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He hates wom--She hates women.
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When I left him, he felt likehe got beat by a girl,
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and nothing makes Blade Jaggartmore crazy
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than gettingbeat by a girl.
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I didn't even know peoplelike that existed.
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CARTMAN: It is unfair.
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It is tyrannous,and it is wrong!
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Dice Studz isa board game group
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{\an1}that brings thrills and laughterto dozens of boys at our school.
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But that laughter isbeing turned into screams
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as girls constantly invadewith their unfairness.
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The girls found Ericon the first round
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of "Fury of Dracula"!
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Yes, inclusion is wonderful,but we have to admit
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that boys and girlsare simply different
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in some ways that can sometimesmake competitions unfair.
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Have you ever seen how girlsdo their homework?
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They do it that night.
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Meticulouslygoing over every detail
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and often finishing beforethey absolutely have to.
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This is how girls are withboard game rule books.
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{\an1}Before we even start playing,
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they've already strategizeda way to win,
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leaving others...in the dust.
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And now I'd like for youto hear from my friend Scott,
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who has diabetes.
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"My name is Scott Malkinson,and I have diabetes."
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[ Whispers ]Terminal diabetes.
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"I have terminal diabetes.
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Board games are the only thingthat give me relief
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from the physicaland mental anguish
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I experience every day."
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Wow, Scott,I didn't know it was that bad.
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Neither did I.
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"Dice Studz is my onlyshot at happiness.
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Please don't let outdatedschool policies destroy it."
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Wow.Thank you, Scott.
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Diabetes everyone.
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We hope that our presentationhas helped to change your minds
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about school clubsin our country.
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If not, we will be backevery... single... day.
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Please, let Dice Studzbe for studs.
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Women's MMA fightingis growing in popularity
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and no other female fighter isas explosive as Heather Swanson.
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Yeah!
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Heather, your storyis an inspiration
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to sports fanseverywhere.
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Congratulations onyour shocking success.
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I just hope I can motivatelittle girls out there.
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Motivate themto understand
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that I will beat themat any sport they try.
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Motivate them to run away
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like that chicken shitStrong Woman did because I --
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PC PRINCIPAL: Alright. Alright.That's enough.
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You, uh...You made your point, Heather.
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We get it, okay?Oh, hey, Transphobe.
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This is a nice surprise.
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Oh, God.What is he doing?
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Look, everyone I knowwe're all a little...
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afraid to have any opinionson this stuff,
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but there can be situationswhere it's...
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not so east to...
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What I mean is...[Stammers]
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I didn't counton being the best
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since identifyingas a woman.
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Yeah, no shit, 'cause you wentthrough puberty as a male,
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so your body iscompletely different.
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And that's exactly whata transphobe would say!
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I told you not tocall me a transphobe.
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All I want isto have a discussion.
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Transphobe.
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[ Screams, sobs ]
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Oh, shit.
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[ Sighs ]
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Isn't this nice, you guys?
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Clean fresh air,soothing sounds...
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just us boys and"Star Trek: Ascendancy."
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Hey, fellas!
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Come quick!You gotta see!
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See what?
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Well, it's the girls!
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They startedtheir own board game club
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at the school!
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CARTMAN: "Board Girls"?
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How lame is that.
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Advertise your product or brand here
contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today
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The [bleep] is this?Wow!
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{\an1}Well, this is just like what yousaid Dice Studz would be, Eric!
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Oh, hey, guys.Welcome to Board Girls.
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Wanna have a look around?
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So, over here,we have our co-op games.
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I think they're doing"Sub Terra" right now.
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And there, we do our deckand engine builders.
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Have you tried "Inuit"?It's really cool.
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We have miniatures paintingover there,
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and most of our miniaturesgaming happens in that area.
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Hey those girls are playing"Crisis Protocol"?!
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That's not even out yet!
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Yeah, we get advancedcopies of games
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because our club reviews themfor our gaming channel.
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MR. MACKEY: Hey, boys!You need to get out, mkay!
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No boys in the girls'school clubs.
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Come on, let's go.STAN: What?! Who says?
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New school policy,came down from the top.
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Now get your assesoutta there.
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Well, who made upthat stupid rule?
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Yeah, who made upthat stupid rule?
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[ Sadly ] We now returnto "PC Babies."
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{\an9}♪♪
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{\an9}♪♪
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Are you just...not gonna come home?
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How am I gonna look my kidsin the eyes, Strong?
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Since they were born,we've taught them to accept
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and fight for thosewho are marginalized,
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that there's no grey areawhen it comes
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to inclusionand acceptance.
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When I go back,all they are going to see
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is a big fat hypocrite.
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And now I just used a wordto shame people
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with weight issues.
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{\an9}♪♪
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"P"...you can't just shut down
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because you're afraid of howthe babies are going to react.
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But they're right, Strong.I shoved a trans person.
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No matter what,I have no right to judge her.
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Do you think --
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Could you try to explain itto the babies?
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You know how they are.They're babies.
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Their minds are made upbefore anyone says anything.
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Then I've really got onlyone thing I can do.
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I have to tryand make things right
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with Heather Swanson.
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Uh, hey, students.
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As you know,
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we've had some issueshere at the school
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that we are working very hardto correct.
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So, today we are...
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honored to havea motivational speaker.
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She is the currentStrong Woman Champion
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and also the championin Women's MMA fighting
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and inWomen's Wrestling.
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Please welcomethe inspiring Heather Swanson.
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[ Up-beat music plays ]
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Yeeaah!
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[Bleep] yeah!
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{\an9}♪♪
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♪ Oh, my God ♪
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Hello, boys and girls.
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I'm here to talk to youbecause, apparently,
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your school leadershave failed you.
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I'm gonna tell yousomething, kids.
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There's only one thing thatmatters in this world,
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and that's being the best.
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Your Vice Principal teachesyou girls to be strong,
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but she comes in second.
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You got anything to sayabout that, PC Principal?
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No, Ms. Swanson.
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"No, Ms. Swanson."
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You see, people don'tlook up to losers.
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They look up to champions.
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And every timeI beat another woman,
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I feel better.
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Dude, I reallylike this person.
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{\an1}And that's why I'm the best!
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Because Heather Swansondoesn't get beat.
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I work to be the bestat everything!
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And Heather Swanson willbeat any other woman
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any time, anywhere!
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Bet you can't beat Nicholeat "Blood Rage."
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What?!
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Wh-What did you say,transphobe?
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Yeah, but I bet you can'tbeat Tammy at "War of the Ring."
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You don't disrespect a champion,little girls!
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You think Heather Swansondoesn't know board games?!
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I was playing board gamesbefore your mom
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even crapped youout of her vagina.
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Okay. So, then,let's do it, bitch.
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Oh, it's on.
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{\an9}♪♪
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♪ Tabletop bloodbath,nothing left to say ♪
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♪ Your moment is here,time to make 'em pay ♪
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♪ Strong Woman!♪ Strong Woman
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♪ Strong!
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♪ Woman!
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♪ Smoke the competition,show 'em what you got ♪
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♪ All your painted miniaturesare really paying off ♪
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♪ Strong Woman!♪ Strong Woman
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♪ Strong!
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♪ Woman!
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♪ Hey, wow
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{\an1}♪ Who's the Strong Woman now?
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♪ And hey, you
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♪ Thought you were the best,but you're about to lose ♪
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♪ To the Board Girls,they got the moves ♪
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♪ They pummeled youat "Alchemists" ♪
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♪ And kicked your assin "Carcosonne" ♪
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♪ Board Girls,they know all the rules ♪
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♪ They watch Rodney Smith,Tom Vasel, and Becca Scott ♪
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♪ Hey, cool
519
00:20:17,586 --> 00:20:20,054
{\an1}♪ They made you look a fool
520
00:20:20,055 --> 00:20:22,657
♪ And hey, sweet
521
00:20:22,658 --> 00:20:25,059
♪ Take a step down,you just got beat ♪
522
00:20:25,060 --> 00:20:26,761
♪ By the Board Girls
523
00:20:26,762 --> 00:20:29,130
[ All cheering ]♪ Strong!
524
00:20:29,131 --> 00:20:31,632
{\an1}♪ Strong Woman, Strong Woman!HEATHER: You think that's fair?!
525
00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:33,568
You only won becauseyou dumb girls
526
00:20:33,569 --> 00:20:35,403
memorize the rule books!
527
00:20:35,404 --> 00:20:39,007
When I play games, I just wannabe a pirate or a spaceman.
528
00:20:39,008 --> 00:20:42,110
That's right!You and your stupid rules!
529
00:20:42,111 --> 00:20:45,947
I may identify as a woman now,but I grew up a boy
530
00:20:45,948 --> 00:20:48,249
and so you havean unfair advantage over me!
531
00:20:48,250 --> 00:20:50,652
Yeah, an unfair advantage,you stupid girls!
532
00:20:50,653 --> 00:20:54,189
Come on, Ms. Swanson.We can go make our own club!
533
00:20:55,324 --> 00:20:57,660
[ Cheering resumes ]
534
00:21:00,462 --> 00:21:02,530
You sureyou're ready for this?
535
00:21:02,531 --> 00:21:05,767
I just want toget it over with.
536
00:21:05,768 --> 00:21:06,934
-Mommy!-Momma!
537
00:21:06,935 --> 00:21:08,336
-Mommy!-Yay, Mommy!
538
00:21:08,337 --> 00:21:11,073
Yes, kids.And look who else is here.
539
00:21:12,775 --> 00:21:13,941
-Daddy!-Daddy!
540
00:21:13,942 --> 00:21:15,777
-Yeah, Daddy!-Dada!
541
00:21:15,778 --> 00:21:17,679
Dada.I wove you.
542
00:21:17,680 --> 00:21:20,014
I --I don't understand.
543
00:21:20,015 --> 00:21:21,616
They don't care.
544
00:21:21,617 --> 00:21:23,284
They must see the nuance
545
00:21:23,285 --> 00:21:25,486
to this whole situation.You're right!
546
00:21:25,487 --> 00:21:27,989
They realize that raisinga gender-based issue of strength
547
00:21:27,990 --> 00:21:30,058
doesn't necessarily make onea bigot or a bully.
548
00:21:30,059 --> 00:21:31,359
All this time,we were worried
549
00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:32,860
what the PC Babieswould think.
550
00:21:32,861 --> 00:21:34,529
And we didn't realize
551
00:21:34,530 --> 00:21:37,231
that our little babiesare growing up.
552
00:21:37,232 --> 00:21:39,901
[ Laughter ]
553
00:21:39,902 --> 00:21:44,907
{\an9}♪♪
554
00:21:46,008 --> 00:21:55,650
{\an9}♪♪
555
00:21:55,651 --> 00:22:05,326
{\an9}♪♪
556
00:22:05,327 --> 00:22:14,670
{\an9}♪♪
556
00:22:15,305 --> 00:22:21,774
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