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We can't surf the Gold Coast
if you never learn to surf.
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Tomorrow I'm teaching you.
We're doing this.
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No, a day with a sub is
a wasted day for my kids.
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You're always talking
about what lazy assholes
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your kids are.
Isn't every day a wasted day?
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Our beauty vertical is expanding.
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If you want to write,
like, a makeup review
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that takes down the patriarchy,
be my guest.
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Yeah.
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- Mom, look, about Christmas.
- I'm not going.
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I'm not going, and... and that's it.
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I consider you a friend, Amy.
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[laughs]
Your wife considers the person
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with whom you are sleeping a friend.
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And that makes you a chicken shit.
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I've got to fix some things,
so I'm going.
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- To where?
- Alaska.
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[upbeat music]
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How does Mom do this display?
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I'll ask her next time she
checks in from Antarctica.
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- Alaska.
- She's still in the States.
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Not the continental ones.
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- Oh.
- We just ran out of mats.
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How many people
signed up for this class?
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Um...
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30.
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It's 25 max.
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Maybe the app glitched.
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We could just call the developers...
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There's not time to call the...
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Okay, the last five people that
signed up get class vouchers.
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- Okay, uh, where... where...
- Top drawer in the folder.
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New year, same Jules.
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She thinks I'm an idiot.
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- You're fine.
- Lacey just sucks.
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[chuckles]
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Next time she comes at one
of us, you hold her down,
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I'll strangle her with a sweat towel.
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[laughs]
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[chuckles]
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Hey, don't you have
your thing at Matt's school?
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Well, I can't leave you alone here.
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I'll be okay.
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It's just really bad timing.
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Today's my deadline
for this makeup review
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that I have to bang out
before I put my life on hold
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to be the widow
for these high schoolers.
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It's nice that they're doing
something to remember him.
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Yeah, but they didn't know Matt.
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They just saw him an hour a day.
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- Well, do what you have to do.
- I will handle things here.
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Hey, I have vouchers.
I'm so sorry about that.
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Thanks for coming.
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Wow.
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Hi.
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[knocking]
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- Hey, Mom.
- What's going on?
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What's going on with you, Daniel?
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Today?
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Um, surfing, lunch...
[door closes]
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I'm taking my bike up PCH.
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No safety lectures, though.
I got a helmet.
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If I was gonna give you a lecture,
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I'd start with letting your mother
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spend the holidays alone.
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But you had Aunt Cheryl
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and Uncle Justin
and all of our cousins...
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- And on Christmas?
- I had no sons.
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Folks at Matthew's school
put together an event for him,
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to honor him, and I'd... I'd go,
but Cheryl's in the hospital,
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she's having a hip replacement,
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which you'd know
if you'd come for Christmas.
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And she'll be fine,
but I just need to be there.
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I'm her sister.
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And Matthew was your brother.
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And you... you need to be there.
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Mom, I'm finally getting to a place
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where I don't think
about Matt every day.
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Oh, must be nice to have that choice.
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You can get back to that tomorrow.
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Today you are going to this.
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What are you gonna do, ground me?
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- You know what?
- That's not a bad idea.
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Taking your bike keys. You can
pick these up after the event.
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- Mom, come on, give me my...
- You need to clean up
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your little apartment... pretty messy.
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[light music]
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[upbeat music playing over speakers]
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[indistinct chatter]
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[sighs]
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Good to see you're
at least pretending to work.
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You drove 15 minutes out of your way
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to guilt-trip me at my coffee shop?
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I also like the drinks here.
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You missed your deadline again.
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Marie has been circling my desk
every hour to yell at me,
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and so now I have to yell at you.
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I'm sorry, okay?
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Um, I'm still searching for the way in.
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I'm... I'm thinking
about a historical angle.
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- It's makeup.
- Stop overthinking it.
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So you don't want it to be good?
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You know what's better than good?
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- Hmm?
- Done.
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Unicorn caramel mocha for Drew.
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I need the piece, Leigh.
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Go take your nasty drink
back to your office.
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You will have it in an hour...
90 minutes, tops.
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[music continues]
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[indistinct chatter]
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Hey.
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Uh, is, um, Bobby coming?
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- We don't have to talk.
- We can just stick to emojis.
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- Oh. Okay.
- Leigh? Hi, I'm Nina.
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- Oh, hi.
- Matt told me
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so much about you.
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You must be Matt's brother.
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Yeah, my mom couldn't make it.
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So you put this together?
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I had to, for Matt.
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He meant so much to all of us.
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[laughs] Okay.
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I don't think he felt like
he meant much to this place.
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He's always talking about how
crazy the school made him.
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- Danny.
- That's what teachers do.
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You should hear us
in the faculty lounge.
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This job can be a real grind.
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[phone buzzing]
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But even on his worst days,
Matt gave it his all.
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We were all so inspired by him.
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Where can I find the restroom?
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- Down the hall, hang a right.
- Just before the double doors.
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Did you want anything?
A coffee or a tea?
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- Oh, no, I'm good.
- Thank you, though.
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Sure.
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You wanted to see me?
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- Hey, Tyler.
- So, uh...
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okay, so you spent three pages analyzing
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the lake scene
in which Mr. Darcy
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takes off his wet shirt.
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That never happened
in Jane Austen's novel.
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Colin Firth did it in
the BBC miniseries.
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- [laughs]
- So you think this is funny?
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Wrong "you're."
Wrong "its."
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Run-on, passive voice...
should I continue?
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You have until Monday
to actually read the book
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and write me a new paper.
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This weekend I'm taking my
girlfriend to Disneyland...
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- Oh, fine!
- Fine! You get an F!
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"Dare to Care," man.
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I spent more time grading this
than you spent writing it.
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Monday.
You're welcome.
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[door opens]
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[door closes]
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[distant laughter]
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[boy coughs]
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[indistinct chatter]
Hey.
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Anybody see who parked that red SUV?
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You guys wouldn't happen to know
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where I can find some drugs?
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Are you a narc?
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You're related to Mr. Greer?
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- He's my brother.
- Was.
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Sorry we're not at the event.
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Look, we can't deal right now.
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- So you're what?
- Practicing self-care?
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You gonna share?
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[indistinct chatter]
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Okay, so countless possible
worlds exist in the multiverse.
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Only rare beings called Planeswalkers
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can traverse dimensions.
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Well, that's kind of awesome.
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- I know.
- All right.
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- Hey, there.
- Hey.
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- What are you guys up to?
- Oh, you know,
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just engaging in cosmic combat.
You?
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I'm collecting for
Harvey's retirement present.
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- Oh, right.
- $100 gift card
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to Pickwick Gardens.
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Oh, Jesus.
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When I retire, please do better.
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Hey.
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That's really nice of you.
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- Oh, no.
- I'm gonna kick his ass.
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- [laughs]
- Sorry.
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Have fun.
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- All right.
- So these are Creature cards.
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And then that's a Land card.
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You use that to bring your
opponent's score
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from 20 to zero.
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I'm hoping for a good turnout,
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but it's voluntary, and we're
talking about teenagers, so...
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It's right here.
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[door opens]
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Hey, doing Harvey's gift and cake.
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- Oh, good.
- [door closes]
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- What is that?
- Wow.
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- You have a secret talent.
- Well, secret, yes.
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Talent, no.
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Hey, how... how's it going year two?
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I mean, I hear the kids really like you.
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I just want to reach 'em, you know?
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Really connect.
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Like you, at lunch.
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That was penance.
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Penance for earlier sins... I don't know.
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Yeah, I lost it on a kid earlier today.
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Not a good look.
I think I scared him.
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Tyler wasn't that scared.
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I have him fourth period.
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He was telling people your
panties were on too tight.
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Why do we do this, again?
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[sighs] The money,
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the cars, the clothes, the hos.
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[laughs]
You know, in senior year,
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my English teacher
taught me how to read.
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- Never too late.
- Good for you.
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- Oh, God, no.
- It was like one of the three
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or four things that
I remember from high school.
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Falling in love with
"Crime and Punishment."
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The words weren't just words.
The characters were alive.
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History 125A at Berkeley.
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I wish I could teach that kind of stuff.
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Like I'm up here talking about
the Battle of Bunker Hill,
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and the kids think history's
about dead people in wigs.
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I should be talking about Watts,
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the L.A. riots,
you know what I mean?
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Yeah. Look, you can't
ditch the curriculum.
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But...
but you can do other things.
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You can put posters on the wall
to make them ask questions.
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You can... you can make
your tests insanely hard
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so they have to do the extra credit
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and learn about the other stuff.
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Yeah, those are good ideas.
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Ready for cake?
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- [groans]
- It's not hard, it's cake.
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Okay, you're right.
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- Lemon.
- Yo, what?
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- Yeah, it's delicious...
- It's his favorite.
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- Come on.
- No, you're right.
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[door opens]
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[school bell rings]
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Matt and I used to smoke together.
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- No way.
- Mr. Greer was so uptight.
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He was always, like, clenching.
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He must've been so boring
when he was high.
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- No, he was hilarious.
- Like how?
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So Matt did Model UN
in high school, right?
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And this one time he got stoned
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the morning before a conference.
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He put his suit on and went to represent
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Liechtenstein
in the UN General Assembly.
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- What's Liechtenstein?
- It's a city, dumbass.
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[laughs] It's a country.
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It's about the size of
Glendale, but way less people.
256
00:14:15,272 --> 00:14:18,149
Y-you guys really need
to go to class more.
257
00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:21,235
Anyway, Matt was out of his mind.
258
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,446
And he gets up in front
of, like, a thousand people
259
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,489
and goes on this epic rant.
260
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,825
I mean, "Liechtenstein
has acquired nukes."
261
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:31,037
We are tired of being
a little bitch of a country!"
262
00:14:31,038 --> 00:14:33,122
[laughter]
He said that?
263
00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,957
Then he grabs the gavel
from the Secretary-General
264
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:36,125
and starts banging it.
265
00:14:36,126 --> 00:14:38,169
He's like, "The Principality"
266
00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,713
"of Liechtenstein demands respect.
267
00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:43,424
Respect!
We will not be your bitch!"
268
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:47,136
And he couldn't stop saying it.
People were losing their minds.
269
00:14:47,137 --> 00:14:49,680
- No way.
- [laughter]
270
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:52,767
That's the real Matt.
271
00:14:52,768 --> 00:14:54,645
Mr. Greer was actually cool.
272
00:14:58,607 --> 00:15:03,111
[indistinct chatter]
273
00:15:09,785 --> 00:15:13,120
Mr. Greer told
the corniest jokes.
274
00:15:13,121 --> 00:15:14,915
Like, dad jokes.
275
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:28,094
Uh, thank you all for coming.
276
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:30,346
This is quite a turnout.
277
00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:34,350
First I want to give it up
for Kayla, Austin, and Bree.
278
00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:36,435
The mural is amazing.
279
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:39,565
[cheers and applause]
280
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:46,863
It's been six months
since Mr. Greer's passing,
281
00:15:46,864 --> 00:15:50,825
and we've had some time
to process our feelings.
282
00:15:50,826 --> 00:15:52,785
I thought, with the mural done,
283
00:15:52,786 --> 00:15:55,496
this would be a good
opportunity for us to share
284
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:58,584
thoughts or memories.
285
00:16:00,169 --> 00:16:03,297
Anyone have something
they'd like to contribute?
286
00:16:06,216 --> 00:16:08,510
Okay, Olivia.
287
00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:16,267
We had to read "Crime and Punishment"
288
00:16:16,268 --> 00:16:17,643
for Mr. Greer's class.
289
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,146
That shit was emo as hell.
290
00:16:20,147 --> 00:16:21,397
[laughter]
291
00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,524
Sorry, Ms. Copeland.
292
00:16:23,525 --> 00:16:27,904
Anyway, he said if we
were bored after 100 pages,
293
00:16:27,905 --> 00:16:30,448
we could study Kendrick Lamar.
294
00:16:30,449 --> 00:16:35,411
I was like, "Okay, weird,
but whatever, that's cool."
295
00:16:35,412 --> 00:16:40,082
After 100 pages, I still liked the book.
296
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:43,711
We never got to study Kendrick Lamar.
297
00:16:43,712 --> 00:16:47,382
But I'm gonna play
a song for Mr. Greer.
298
00:16:52,596 --> 00:16:58,602
[soft guitar music]
299
00:17:01,271 --> 00:17:04,649
- So how was work today?
- Change anyone's life?
300
00:17:04,650 --> 00:17:06,150
[groans] I'm lucky if they
301
00:17:06,151 --> 00:17:07,735
change their shirts.
302
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,738
Well, did you change
anyone's shirt today?
303
00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:12,406
Come on, it's Friday.
304
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:15,451
Let's just enjoy this cheap-ass
wine and this delicious...
305
00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:18,287
Trader Joe's Vegan Soy Chorizo.
306
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,958
- Vegan Soy Chorizo.
- [laughs]
307
00:17:21,959 --> 00:17:23,709
- [sighs]
- Come on.
308
00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,711
One... one good thing.
309
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,006
Um...
310
00:17:31,093 --> 00:17:33,427
I had lunch with a kid today.
311
00:17:33,428 --> 00:17:35,096
Um, total weirdo... in a good way.
312
00:17:35,097 --> 00:17:37,139
The kind who'll grow up
to a be a pretty cool adult.
313
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,766
- In five years.
- Ten.
314
00:17:38,767 --> 00:17:40,309
Once he learns personal boundaries.
315
00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:42,103
[laughs]
316
00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,022
I think you're really good with kids.
317
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:47,900
You'd really want a little Leigh?
318
00:17:47,901 --> 00:17:50,361
I'd prefer a mini Matt.
319
00:17:50,362 --> 00:17:52,530
Ah.
320
00:17:52,531 --> 00:17:55,408
Well, things...
321
00:17:55,409 --> 00:17:58,703
haven't changed for me.
322
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:01,163
I don't know how to be a dad.
323
00:18:01,164 --> 00:18:03,124
No one does.
324
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,626
Anyway, we have time.
I'm just...
325
00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:10,465
wondering if it will
ever be a possibility.
326
00:18:14,553 --> 00:18:16,721
Honestly, I don't know.
327
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:19,016
That's okay.
328
00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:26,648
Sorry, I have to...
329
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,776
So what's your weirdo's name?
330
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,945
- Barnaby.
- Whoa.
331
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:35,406
[laughs]
Oh, my God.
332
00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:38,618
Kids' names these days.
333
00:18:38,619 --> 00:18:41,537
Huxley, Delilah, Talulah...
334
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:44,707
[laughing] Uh, Django.
335
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:46,792
- No.
- Gulliver.
336
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:48,628
- Namaste.
- Stop it.
337
00:18:48,629 --> 00:18:51,422
Namaste is in my
third-period honors class.
338
00:18:51,423 --> 00:18:53,758
[laughing] Both of her parents
are lawyers.
339
00:18:53,759 --> 00:18:55,593
Oh, my... if we... if we had a kid,
340
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,887
we would have to come up
with some ridiculous name.
341
00:18:57,888 --> 00:18:59,847
Hmm...
342
00:18:59,848 --> 00:19:01,516
Like...
343
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:03,142
like Pickle.
344
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:06,020
- Pickle?
- [laughing]
345
00:19:06,021 --> 00:19:10,191
She would be an astronaut
and a Supreme Court justice.
346
00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:13,194
Oh, God, our
nonexistent kid is a genius.
347
00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,488
Obviously.
348
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:17,615
Pickle Greer?
349
00:19:17,616 --> 00:19:19,408
[laughing]
350
00:19:19,409 --> 00:19:22,245
God. Poor kid.
351
00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:23,747
[laughing]
352
00:19:26,750 --> 00:19:29,335
So, if you didn't want
to be here, why come at all?
353
00:19:29,336 --> 00:19:31,128
My mom made me.
354
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:33,798
[snorts] So that never ends.
355
00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:36,384
Most days I do what I want.
356
00:19:36,385 --> 00:19:40,137
Ride my motorcycle, I surf.
357
00:19:40,138 --> 00:19:42,723
I mean, that's why I quit my
job, so I could have six months
358
00:19:42,724 --> 00:19:44,058
where my life was mine.
359
00:19:44,059 --> 00:19:47,186
- You quit your job?
- In this economy?
360
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:49,313
Sounds like you're
having a midlife crisis.
361
00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:51,482
- My dad is, too.
- I'm not...
362
00:19:51,483 --> 00:19:53,609
Whatever.
You guys are babies,
363
00:19:53,610 --> 00:19:56,445
so I really don't care what you think.
364
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:59,491
- Dare to care.
- What did you say?
365
00:20:01,118 --> 00:20:04,912
You have to dare to care, man.
Your brother said it.
366
00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,206
Hey, don't quote Matt at me.
367
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,750
Mr. Greer was grouchy a lot,
368
00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:12,753
but at least he cared about us.
369
00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:15,590
Cared about...
Matt didn't even like you.
370
00:20:15,591 --> 00:20:17,133
You guys drove him crazy.
371
00:20:17,134 --> 00:20:21,179
All he ever did was talk about
how much he hated this place.
372
00:20:21,180 --> 00:20:23,265
Nice.
373
00:20:40,574 --> 00:20:43,327
[sighs]
374
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:48,164
[soft chatter]
375
00:20:48,165 --> 00:20:51,960
Guys, Mr. Greer's wife
is here with us today.
376
00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:55,672
Would you like to say a few words?
377
00:21:00,052 --> 00:21:01,553
Okay.
378
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:15,733
When your husband dies...
379
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,777
Sorry, none of you have husbands.
380
00:21:17,778 --> 00:21:19,654
Um...
[chuckles]
381
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:22,031
Okay, when you...
382
00:21:22,032 --> 00:21:25,826
when you lose someone, it's...
383
00:21:25,827 --> 00:21:28,829
there's a-a hole
384
00:21:28,830 --> 00:21:32,793
in your life where the person was.
385
00:21:38,966 --> 00:21:42,760
I thought I knew what today
was going to be, that I...
386
00:21:42,761 --> 00:21:45,179
that I would come here
and explain to you all
387
00:21:45,180 --> 00:21:48,808
how amazing my husband was.
388
00:21:48,809 --> 00:21:51,477
But you already knew that.
389
00:21:51,478 --> 00:21:55,147
The hole wasn't just in my life.
390
00:21:55,148 --> 00:21:58,819
It was here, too.
391
00:22:02,072 --> 00:22:06,033
I just hope that Matt
392
00:22:06,034 --> 00:22:09,413
knew how much he meant to all of you.
393
00:22:14,459 --> 00:22:18,338
I'm sorry for your loss.
394
00:22:32,769 --> 00:22:34,354
Thank you.
395
00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:09,598
[car horn honking]
396
00:23:11,308 --> 00:23:13,185
Come on!
397
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:29,659
[door opens, closes]
398
00:23:29,660 --> 00:23:33,204
Do you know what "Eisner" means?
399
00:23:33,205 --> 00:23:36,749
It's an award for comics.
400
00:23:36,750 --> 00:23:39,253
Why?
401
00:23:45,717 --> 00:23:47,802
[chuckles]
402
00:23:47,803 --> 00:23:50,264
I never noticed that before.
403
00:24:09,950 --> 00:24:12,995
He always wanted to surf the Gold Coast.
404
00:24:15,080 --> 00:24:17,457
So these were all things Matt wanted?
405
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:29,928
Does that say, "Pickle"?
406
00:24:38,645 --> 00:24:42,773
- Thank you again.
- Um...
407
00:24:42,774 --> 00:24:45,736
I should get going.
408
00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,963
[sobbing]
409
00:25:19,144 --> 00:25:22,021
[phone buzzing]
410
00:25:22,022 --> 00:25:26,317
[sobbing]
411
00:25:26,318 --> 00:25:28,194
[breathing heavily]
Drew.
412
00:25:28,195 --> 00:25:30,238
- You're not gonna believe...
- No, no, no.
413
00:25:30,239 --> 00:25:31,822
I-I-I don't want to hear it, Leigh.
414
00:25:31,823 --> 00:25:34,033
- You're out of excuses.
- No, Drew, I...
415
00:25:34,034 --> 00:25:37,078
Whatever you have, just send it now.
416
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,997
Fine.
417
00:25:42,626 --> 00:25:45,711
[sighing]
418
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:48,715
[sobbing]
419
00:25:51,093 --> 00:25:53,636
Okay.
420
00:25:53,637 --> 00:25:56,597
Eyeliner, let's do this.
421
00:25:56,598 --> 00:26:01,060
Let's talk about why we spend
422
00:26:01,061 --> 00:26:04,063
all this time putting crap
on our eyelids.
423
00:26:04,064 --> 00:26:06,649
People have been doing
it since Mesopotamia,
424
00:26:06,650 --> 00:26:09,735
and my question is why?
425
00:26:09,736 --> 00:26:13,865
Why are we trying to be okay
426
00:26:13,866 --> 00:26:16,492
and normal on the outside
427
00:26:16,493 --> 00:26:19,287
when there is a nuclear holocaust
428
00:26:19,288 --> 00:26:21,497
happening on the inside?
429
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:24,501
[laughs]
430
00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:32,176
I mean, I guess it's because
if we try hard enough...
431
00:26:33,844 --> 00:26:37,305
we can believe our own lies.
432
00:26:37,306 --> 00:26:39,308
I know I did.
433
00:26:40,642 --> 00:26:43,019
I believed my own face.
434
00:26:43,020 --> 00:26:45,522
And I used...
435
00:26:49,109 --> 00:26:52,153
Hey Lady Waterpoof Liquid Eyeliner
436
00:26:52,154 --> 00:26:55,573
by Headturner's Cosmetics,
in case you were wondering.
437
00:26:55,574 --> 00:26:59,744
It's great for work, for weekend brunch,
438
00:26:59,745 --> 00:27:04,498
for date night
or for those days when a hole
439
00:27:04,499 --> 00:27:07,210
in the universe opens up
where your husband used to be
440
00:27:07,211 --> 00:27:11,005
and you find yourself on
the floor of a public restroom,
441
00:27:11,006 --> 00:27:13,216
and it just doesn't come off,
442
00:27:13,217 --> 00:27:15,928
no matter how much you cry.
443
00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:22,558
There are definitely hundreds
of diseases
444
00:27:22,559 --> 00:27:25,645
now living on my face.
445
00:27:25,646 --> 00:27:29,233
But my face...
446
00:27:30,943 --> 00:27:34,570
Thanks to this stupid eyeliner,
447
00:27:34,571 --> 00:27:38,534
looks just like it did when
I left the house this morning.
448
00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:45,582
When, like an idiot...
449
00:27:47,668 --> 00:27:51,796
I still believed that
the worst of this nightmare...
450
00:27:51,797 --> 00:27:55,217
[breathing shakily]
Was over.
451
00:28:14,611 --> 00:28:17,446
- What's going on with Leigh?
- She's falling apart.
452
00:28:17,447 --> 00:28:19,198
And the studio is falling apart.
453
00:28:19,199 --> 00:28:22,285
It's making me fall apart,
quite literally.
454
00:28:22,286 --> 00:28:24,078
Why would I want
to be out in the world
455
00:28:24,079 --> 00:28:25,746
with people who are having fun?
456
00:28:25,747 --> 00:28:27,665
I won't take you anyplace fun.
457
00:28:27,666 --> 00:28:29,584
I promise.
458
00:28:29,585 --> 00:28:32,712
I thought you just lived at
home and worked for your mom,
459
00:28:32,713 --> 00:28:36,632
did whatever you want
and basically had no problems.
460
00:28:36,633 --> 00:28:38,593
I have problems.
461
00:28:38,594 --> 00:28:40,803
With us being friends...
462
00:28:40,804 --> 00:28:43,806
it's like I don't know...
you're gonna find another Matt.
463
00:28:43,807 --> 00:28:45,975
Where does that leave me?
464
00:28:45,976 --> 00:28:47,643
You're gonna have this whole new life
465
00:28:47,644 --> 00:28:49,646
that doesn't include me.
466
00:28:49,696 --> 00:28:54,246
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