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Richard, it's Maximo.
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Now, remember how you refused
to take my money.
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Well, Colin,
he did take my money.
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-Now he is leaving your network.
-To go where?
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Oh, to the network run
by my new friend, Laurie Bream.
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(RETCHES)
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-You guys, there's really
no other option.
-Yes, there is.
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If Hooli won't sell us Foxhole,
we could just buy Hooli.
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Big question.
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How do we buy Hooli?
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You want this deal to close,
you bring us the forms,
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get everyone's hard signature
and then bring them to me.
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You're not gonna turn your back
on 30 years
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of making money together,
are you?
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I don't want to be in business
with any of you people.
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MONICA HALL:
Everybody's gathered out there,
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so you should probably
say something.
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Won't they be happy?
I freed them from Gavin.
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Or your company
just swallowed theirs
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and you fired their founder
and CEO.
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♪ ♪
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Richard:
All we wanted
was Foxhole,
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and instead we got
all these Hooli people.
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We really couldn't just
fire them, sight unseen?
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Uh-uh. Tracy from HR
has to do an assessment
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of each person first,
then we should can them.
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Oh, hey. I think I know
that guy. Uh, yeah.
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Dinesh:
What are you doing?
Did you just wave him in?
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I-I don't know,
automatic social shit.
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Hey, Ethan!
Uh... (chuckles)
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-What are you doing here?
-You tell me, boss.
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Uh, Ethan was
my first manager
when I was at Hooli.
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I didn't know you
still worked there.
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Yeah, well, we can't
all invent middle-out
compression.
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Uh, anyway, I-I hope
I make the cut.
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Yeah, well,
we're having to be creative
with the merger, so...
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Yeah, totally.
That's why I figured
I could maybe help.
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You could use
Hooli OS for your
entire mobile suite.
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Yeah, we're not gonna
spend months porting
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Hooli software over
to our protocol, so...
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-But thanks.
-Yeah, it was
a good thought.
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Yeah, you wouldn't have to.
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When we iterated Hooli
OS 11, we reengineered
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the entire network
layer to be compatible
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with other protocols...
and you own it.
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How quickly,
would you say,
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you could, um, make it
work with PiperNet?
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A few weeks with
almost zero refactor.
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How much money do you think
that could save us?
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So you guys are planning
to build your own
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external antennas to deploy
for the Hawaii test?
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-Why?
-The zero-start problem.
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Until we have a critical
mass of users,
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iOS and Android devices
don't have enough range.
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Right, of course not,
but push-to-talk
HooliPhones do.
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Dinesh:
HooliPhones?
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You want us to roll out
our network on push-to-talk,
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-janky-ass HooliPhones?
-(laughs mockingly)
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Laugh it up, but,
uh, the fact that
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they still have low power,
omnidirectional antennas
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means they have
a radius of four miles.
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What is your antenna's range?
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-One mile?
-Gilfoyle: Wrong.
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One-point-one-five.
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Okay. Line of sight, though.
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-Maybe.
-Richard,
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you guys just bought
250,000 HooliPhones.
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Instead of spending
more money on expensive
and mediocre antennas,
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why not just give away
HooliPhones for the test?
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Delete.
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Richard:
You know, Ethan, could you
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walk us through the Hooli OS
side of all this work?
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Yeah, totally,
but I think it'd go faster
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if I just took point
and your guys backed me up.
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I'm sorry,
what do you mean,
back you up?
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Guys, we are
in a huge hole here.
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Whatever it takes
to get us out of it, please.
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Um, why don't you talk
to Tracy in HR,
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and you can get
your start-paperwork.
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Cool! Looks I already
earned my keep,
huh, Patches?
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(laughs) Patches.
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Yeah. Oh, that's weird
that you remember that.
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Um, so, Patches.
I'll tell them.
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Uh, first
day at Hooli,
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I wore this sweater
that had these, like,
elbow pads on it.
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-Anyway, uh--
-HooliPhones?
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Are you fucking serious?
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You just laid down and let
that guy roll all over us.
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Look, I don't wanna use
Hooli shit anymore
than you guys,
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but this is for
the greater good
of the company.
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This will get us
to a working test.
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This will get us to Hawaii.
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Hey! Holden.
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I asked for a water.
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(theme song playing)
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-Thank you.
-Mm-hmm.
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Oh... Laurie.
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This will be sound.
Excuse me one minute.
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-Laurie.
-Oh, Monica.
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-Hello.
-Hi.
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I'm now using
touch as a means
to communicate friendship.
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Uh-huh.
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Hey, um, is
that Kara Swisher?
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What do guys do in there?
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We are uplifting each other
while we plan our annual
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Women in Tech Empowerment panel.
Kara's moderating.
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Oh my God.
Is that Susan--
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Susan Wojcicki from YouTube.
Don't point, it's unseemly.
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(sighs) Laurie, you do know
that I am the CFO
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of a prominent tech company
and just personally led
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-the acquisition of Hooli?
-Yes, I am aware.
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My partner Maximo is,
hmm... unpleased.
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I'm just saying,
I-I would love
to do the panel.
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Why? You don't mentor,
you don't volunteer,
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you don't develop
programs for women.
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You've never shown
the slightest interest
in supporting women.
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Of course I have!
Which is why
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I wanna do your panel with
Susan Wojcicki from YouTube.
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Well...
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we do have a lot
of funny people.
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You could add... balance.
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Are you eating
the entire leaf?
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It's amazing how wasteful
people in the West can be.
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Gavin:
Hoover.
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This book will send shockwaves
throughout the Valley.
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Cold Ice Cream
and Hot Kisses.
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This is about your
experience at Hooli?
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No, no.
It's a coming-of-age story
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about a lost,
yet handsome teen
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growing up
one fateful summer in Maine.
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Now, get that
to the publishers.
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I want the hardback in my hand
by tomorrow lunchtime.
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Sir, it takes
a bit longer than that.
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We have to send it out
to publishing houses
and then find an editor.
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Editors are for people
who can't write correctly
the first time.
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We'll self-publish.
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And this really isn't
about tech?
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No. I've left tech for good.
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Now, I have a chance
to do something important.
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Write a thinly veiled
roman à clef
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set in a whale-themed B and B.
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Richard:
So look, Monica, um, I was
looking over the org chart,
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and I think I'm gonna put
you in charge of Foxhole.
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-What?
-Yeah.
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I mean, while I know
that you and I were saying
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that maybe some people
might find it a little
misogynist or offensive.
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I think that we if we had
a woman at the helm,
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it might change the optics,
and since you don't
really care--
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No, I-I-I do care.
I care deeply.
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No, you don't. I mean,
you literally said,
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"If a bunch of dumb
Marines wanna cheat
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on their dumb wives,
what the fuck do I care?"
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I don't think I used
those exact words.
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I'm pretty sure
you did, actually.
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-You texted it to me
last night, see?
-No, but--
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And then you also said,
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"We don't have to smell it.
We just have to sell it.
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-As long as those
fat fat fatties--"
-Okay.
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I took an Ambien
last night, and probably
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should've turned off my phone.
Can you delete those?
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Okay. Monica,
just make it work.
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Please? For women.
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Hi.
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Bertram Gilfoyle?
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No.
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I'm John.
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Okay.
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I brought the HooliPhones.
Would you like to see them?
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I was told to help
you with integration.
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You know what, John?
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That would be grand.
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Okay, here they are.
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The push-to-talk
HooliPhone 13-X.
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Here's a HooliPhone
right here.
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And here's a HooliPhone
right here.
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-And here's a--
-Stop talking.
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Sit in that chair.
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Do not touch or say anything.
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John:
Okay.
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Jared:
Oh my God.
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Gwart, do you remember
how I-I told you
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I found my birth father in that
militia in the Ozarks, but...
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then it turned out
that guy was a fraud?
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Well, um, I just went in
for some genetic testing
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to-to confirm my diagnosis
of Marfan syndrome,
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and it turns out that
my real parents are alive.
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And they live in Santa Cruz.
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And they're
still together.
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What should I do?
Should I visit them?
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Are you upset?
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Should I have not allowed
somebody to sit so close?
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Because I-I asked you
if it was okay.
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If you had an issue,
you could've...
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No. No. (chuckles)
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It is my job to protect you.
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That is my responsibility.
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I shouldn't have put
you in that position.
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I apologize.
Do you forgive me?
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(laughing) Yeah!
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Yeah, you're right!
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I'll be splitting you guys
into teams of four,
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then giving you guys different
test scenarios. Hey, Patches!
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Hey! Uh, Holden said
that we were having
this thing upstairs.
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Yeah, I moved it down here.
It's just a better space.
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Go ahead, have a seat.
You're over there.
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I said we should wait
for you to start, but--
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The clock is ticking,
though, right?
We have stuff to do.
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Busy, busy.
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Oh. (chuckles)
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Elbow pads.
Weird. Yeah, okay.
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Uh, actually, the first day
I was at Hooli--
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Yeah, I told them.
I told them.
They all laughed.
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-(giggling)
-Oh. Heh.
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Come on,
put it on, Patches.
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-I don't wanna put it on.
-Do it! Be fun!
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(clears throat)
Yeah, okay, sure.
I can be fun.
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(chuckles)
It's kinda funny, I guess.
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Yes!
There he is!
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-There's our Patches!
-(scattered laughter)
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Hey, listen, Richard.
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You know I'm just joking
around with you, right?
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We're all just having fun.
Thanks for being
a good sport, okay?
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Sure. No problem.
Okay. Back to it.
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Right! Okay,
so as I was saying,
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with smaller groups,
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we'll be able to make
faster decisions, right?
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Light on our feet.
For example,
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do we think this photo
of Richard is funny?
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-(laughing)
-We do, don't we?
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God...
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We do!
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Okay. Cool, uh,
guilty as charged.
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Big cake lover. You got me.
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Yeah. Well, I mean,
I was your boss
for a year,
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so you know I have
some funny photos of you
squirreled away, right?
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Uh, I didn't know that
was a thing bosses did,
but, yeah, maybe.
237
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Speaking of which,
did you write that?
238
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-Man: Ooh!
-Woman (laughing):
Oh, my God.
239
00:10:53,631 --> 00:10:55,381
Gabe:
And sorted list size
is greater than
240
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-plus, plus index?
-(laughing)
241
00:10:57,214 --> 00:10:59,464
You ran a brute force
search on a sorted list?
242
00:10:59,547 --> 00:11:02,422
Look, guys, it was
my first day, and...
243
00:11:02,506 --> 00:11:05,005
-I was nervous,
and I was hurrying, so...
-Ethan: Really?
244
00:11:05,089 --> 00:11:08,631
That's why you decided
to write the slowest
subroutine in history?
245
00:11:08,714 --> 00:11:10,839
(laughing)
246
00:11:10,923 --> 00:11:12,506
Anyone could've made
that mistake.
247
00:11:12,589 --> 00:11:15,673
Yeah, it's true.
In fact, I could ask
for a show of hands,
248
00:11:15,756 --> 00:11:17,756
but instead of doing that,
uh, I'll just, uh...
249
00:11:17,839 --> 00:11:19,881
-Could you have
made that mistake?
-(laughing)
250
00:11:19,964 --> 00:11:21,089
Could you have
made that mistake?
251
00:11:21,172 --> 00:11:22,506
Could you have
made that mistake?
252
00:11:22,589 --> 00:11:24,547
-Okay.
-Could you have
made that mistake?
253
00:11:24,631 --> 00:11:27,714
The joke is that
he's doing a brute force
search of the room.
254
00:11:27,798 --> 00:11:31,130
-Yeah, I know.
-Then, why did you do it?
255
00:11:31,214 --> 00:11:34,631
-(laughter continuing)
-Ethan: Could you
have made that mistake?
256
00:11:35,381 --> 00:11:37,089
Richard,
what the fuck was that?
257
00:11:37,172 --> 00:11:39,547
It was just...
Ethan being Ethan.
258
00:11:39,631 --> 00:11:42,673
He was acting like your boss,
and you were acting
like his noob employee.
259
00:11:42,756 --> 00:11:45,339
No. Everyone knows
I'm the boss.
260
00:11:45,422 --> 00:11:48,464
I think people were just excited
to, you know, razz the CEO.
261
00:11:48,547 --> 00:11:50,631
-It's all in good fun.
-I did not have fun.
262
00:11:50,714 --> 00:11:52,839
I watched you get kicked
in the balls for 90 minutes.
263
00:11:52,923 --> 00:11:54,964
My balls hurt sympathetically
for your balls.
264
00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:56,964
Take off that sweater!
265
00:11:59,589 --> 00:12:00,923
It's fine.
266
00:12:01,005 --> 00:12:04,005
I mean, yes, Ethan
can be a little prickly,
267
00:12:04,089 --> 00:12:06,673
but he is gonna get us
to where we need to be.
268
00:12:06,756 --> 00:12:10,047
And I don't mind
putting my ego aside for
the good of the company.
269
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,130
That guy humiliating you
was not good for the company.
270
00:12:12,214 --> 00:12:14,923
He dominated you like
a silverback gorilla.
271
00:12:15,005 --> 00:12:17,798
Do you know why the gorillas
respected Jane Goodall?
272
00:12:17,881 --> 00:12:20,714
-Jane Goodall
studied chimpanzees.
-Wrong!
273
00:12:20,798 --> 00:12:23,089
It's because she could kick
their ass, and they knew it.
274
00:12:23,172 --> 00:12:26,005
You need to assert dominance
like Jane Goodall.
275
00:12:26,089 --> 00:12:27,756
I have something
to show you.
276
00:12:27,839 --> 00:12:29,839
You're gonna need this.
277
00:12:37,631 --> 00:12:41,255
This is a video
of maximizing alphaness.
278
00:12:41,339 --> 00:12:44,339
(heavy metal music playing)
279
00:12:45,673 --> 00:12:46,839
What else happens?
280
00:12:46,923 --> 00:12:49,756
Dinesh: It's just this,
then it repeats itself.
281
00:12:49,839 --> 00:12:51,381
You just
kind of breathe
282
00:12:51,464 --> 00:12:53,464
and subconsciously
absorb it.
283
00:12:54,714 --> 00:12:57,673
Dinesh, this is the dumbest
thing I've ever seen.
284
00:12:57,756 --> 00:12:59,547
Fuck yeah.
285
00:13:02,506 --> 00:13:05,172
(beeping)
286
00:13:08,005 --> 00:13:09,631
Hey, John.
287
00:13:10,673 --> 00:13:12,005
Yeah?
288
00:13:12,714 --> 00:13:16,089
Could you grab
my extra spudger?
289
00:13:16,172 --> 00:13:18,089
I think it's on my desk,
290
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,547
next to my chess board.
291
00:13:21,172 --> 00:13:22,547
Okay.
292
00:13:28,339 --> 00:13:31,381
Cthulu limited edition, huh?
293
00:13:31,964 --> 00:13:34,214
-That's right.
-Huh.
294
00:13:36,214 --> 00:13:37,839
Anything else?
295
00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:40,214
Nope.
296
00:13:43,047 --> 00:13:44,381
Okay.
297
00:13:45,589 --> 00:13:48,464
I am so glad
we could do this.
298
00:13:48,547 --> 00:13:50,172
Yeah.
299
00:13:50,547 --> 00:13:52,381
What are we doing,
exactly?
300
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:54,964
Well, I have had
my eye on you
for a while now.
301
00:13:55,047 --> 00:13:58,923
It's what I like
to call, "mentoring
from a distance."
302
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,547
We haven't spoken more
than five words to each other
303
00:14:01,631 --> 00:14:03,297
since you joined
the company.
304
00:14:03,381 --> 00:14:05,047
That's
the distance part!
305
00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,089
Look, I-I came
here to talk about
306
00:14:07,172 --> 00:14:08,756
advancing
the careers of women,
307
00:14:08,839 --> 00:14:11,214
specifically yours.
308
00:14:11,297 --> 00:14:14,089
-Do you know how
we just acquired Foxhole?
-Of course.
309
00:14:14,172 --> 00:14:16,172
Apparently, it's 90% men,
310
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:19,798
and almost all
the female users
are prostitutes.
311
00:14:19,881 --> 00:14:22,631
Which makes it a very
challenging assignment.
312
00:14:23,255 --> 00:14:24,464
It's also a big promotion
313
00:14:24,547 --> 00:14:26,839
and strategically
important to the company.
314
00:14:26,923 --> 00:14:29,506
And it's yours,
if you want it.
315
00:14:29,589 --> 00:14:31,798
But, I mean, if you don't
think you can handle it,
316
00:14:31,881 --> 00:14:34,047
I can just check in
with Becky, Nadia,
317
00:14:34,130 --> 00:14:35,756
-Dani--
-No!
318
00:14:36,547 --> 00:14:38,631
-I can do it.
-(sighs)
319
00:14:38,714 --> 00:14:40,839
Awesome! For you!
320
00:14:40,923 --> 00:14:43,881
♪ ♪
321
00:14:43,964 --> 00:14:45,923
Caspian's heart
cracked open
322
00:14:46,005 --> 00:14:48,464
like one of his father's
briny lobster traps.
323
00:14:48,798 --> 00:14:50,881
"Hannah," he whispered.
324
00:14:50,964 --> 00:14:54,130
-"I am not--"
-(coffee machine rumbling)
325
00:14:55,047 --> 00:14:56,297
(rumbling stops)
326
00:14:56,923 --> 00:14:59,547
"Hannah," he whispered.
"I am not a member
327
00:14:59,631 --> 00:15:01,923
"of the prestigious
Prout's Neck Yacht Club.
328
00:15:02,005 --> 00:15:04,881
-"Truth be told, I am but a--"
-(clattering loudly)
329
00:15:04,964 --> 00:15:06,798
(rattling)
330
00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:10,631
"Truth be told, I am
but a lowly man of the sea.
331
00:15:10,714 --> 00:15:13,464
-She--"
-(steam hissing)
332
00:15:14,964 --> 00:15:17,881
"She was my mistress,
but now, I pray
333
00:15:17,964 --> 00:15:20,464
that you might be as well?"
334
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:24,381
Thank you.
335
00:15:26,255 --> 00:15:28,798
-Name?
-Oh, I don't want
to buy your book.
336
00:15:28,881 --> 00:15:31,297
I'm Allie Abrams, arts editor
at the Sacramento Bee.
337
00:15:31,381 --> 00:15:33,881
Do you have a minute
for a quick interview?
338
00:15:35,547 --> 00:15:37,005
I'll make the time.
339
00:15:38,881 --> 00:15:41,089
Is it on? Running?
340
00:15:41,172 --> 00:15:43,964
Firstly, I work in the parlor.
341
00:15:44,047 --> 00:15:47,255
I use a 1968 IBM Selectric II.
342
00:15:47,339 --> 00:15:49,172
In fact,
the tapping of the keys
343
00:15:49,255 --> 00:15:52,047
inspired the idea
for Lana's blindness.
344
00:15:52,130 --> 00:15:54,089
The tapping of her cane,
you see?
345
00:15:54,172 --> 00:15:55,714
Oh.
346
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,881
I guess what I really
want to know is,
347
00:15:57,964 --> 00:15:59,589
why isn't this
book about tech?
348
00:15:59,673 --> 00:16:01,172
I'm an author.
349
00:16:01,255 --> 00:16:03,964
Would you ask John Grisham
the same question,
or Jackie Collins?
350
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:06,798
Well, no, but they weren't
the head of a failed
tech company.
351
00:16:06,881 --> 00:16:09,297
You think I failed.
352
00:16:09,381 --> 00:16:11,214
I didn't fail tech.
353
00:16:11,297 --> 00:16:12,756
Tech failed me.
354
00:16:12,839 --> 00:16:15,631
Tech failed all of us. Look.
355
00:16:15,714 --> 00:16:17,589
We should be
in a Waldenbooks,
356
00:16:17,673 --> 00:16:20,756
but we're here,
in this decrepit
shithole, and why?
357
00:16:20,839 --> 00:16:24,047
Because people buy books
online, thanks to Hool--
358
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:25,422
Amazon.
359
00:16:25,506 --> 00:16:27,631
So, don't point fingers at me.
360
00:16:27,714 --> 00:16:29,506
I didn't write about tech
361
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,589
because tech destroys worlds,
362
00:16:31,673 --> 00:16:33,839
and I,
I wanted to create them.
363
00:16:33,923 --> 00:16:35,214
(thumps)
364
00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:41,506
May I have a token
for the restroom, please?
365
00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:44,297
Well, there's not
a whole lot to the story.
366
00:16:44,381 --> 00:16:45,631
Once you came along,
367
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:48,714
Susan and I realized
the timing was not right,
368
00:16:48,798 --> 00:16:50,339
and we needed to give you up.
369
00:16:50,422 --> 00:16:54,381
I appreciate how difficult
that must've been for you guys.
370
00:16:54,464 --> 00:16:57,547
One of the hardest decisions
we ever had to make.
371
00:16:57,923 --> 00:16:59,839
Um, thank you.
372
00:16:59,923 --> 00:17:01,172
And I just want you to know,
373
00:17:01,255 --> 00:17:04,673
that I understand
and I don't hold it
374
00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:06,923
against you at all.
375
00:17:10,881 --> 00:17:13,005
You guys had kids after me?
376
00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:15,839
-Well, one was after.
-Pardon?
377
00:17:15,923 --> 00:17:18,339
-Pete and Lisa
were before you.
-Right.
378
00:17:18,422 --> 00:17:20,214
I don't understand. You...
379
00:17:20,714 --> 00:17:24,297
I was your third child,
and-and you... you gave me up?
380
00:17:24,381 --> 00:17:27,464
-Yeah. It just got way
too difficult for us.
-Mm. Yeah.
381
00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:29,422
Stu:
Couldn't go
on as many flights.
382
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:32,714
Two parents, two kids--
that's a clear row across.
383
00:17:32,798 --> 00:17:35,964
-Yeah.
-1A, B, C, and D.
384
00:17:37,297 --> 00:17:40,714
So, you gave me up to simplify
your first-class air travel?
385
00:17:40,798 --> 00:17:43,464
-Oh. No, it's more
complicated than that.
-Yeah.
386
00:17:43,547 --> 00:17:45,381
Stu:
Yeah, we had car travel,
387
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:47,214
-and taxis.
-Mm-hmm.
388
00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:49,673
We never really did
travel by train.
389
00:17:49,756 --> 00:17:51,589
No, and I don't
do boats, so...
390
00:17:51,673 --> 00:17:54,130
Well, you did enjoy
that trip down the Rhine.
391
00:17:54,214 --> 00:17:56,214
I... said I did.
392
00:17:56,297 --> 00:17:57,714
-Oh, you!
-(laughs)
393
00:17:57,798 --> 00:18:00,422
Anyway, when we gave
you up, we realized...
394
00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:03,130
-we had a huge mistake.
-You did?
395
00:18:03,214 --> 00:18:06,631
Yeah. We realized we actually
did want a third child.
396
00:18:06,714 --> 00:18:08,673
-Yep.
-Started trying
almost immediately,
397
00:18:08,756 --> 00:18:12,339
and we lucked out
because Donald is
the best of the bunch.
398
00:18:12,422 --> 00:18:13,631
Stu:
Yeah.
399
00:18:13,714 --> 00:18:15,464
-Donald?
-Stu: Yeah, we love that name,
400
00:18:15,547 --> 00:18:17,255
-so we just wanted
to use it again.
-(door opens)
401
00:18:17,339 --> 00:18:20,798
-Oh! Speak of the angels,
they're here.
-They're here.
402
00:18:20,881 --> 00:18:23,506
Wait, you invited
my birth siblings here?
403
00:18:23,589 --> 00:18:25,714
-To meet me?
-(voices chattering)
404
00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:28,047
-Hi, Mama.
-Hey.
405
00:18:28,130 --> 00:18:29,422
Stu:
This is Peter.
406
00:18:29,506 --> 00:18:31,047
This is Lisa.
This is Donald.
407
00:18:31,130 --> 00:18:33,673
And this is, uh, Ken.
He's here to tell us
408
00:18:33,756 --> 00:18:35,881
-about the solar situation
for the house...
-Ken?
409
00:18:35,964 --> 00:18:38,005
...so, uh...
410
00:18:41,506 --> 00:18:43,673
Yeah, we offer financing.
411
00:18:45,172 --> 00:18:47,589
We just need one more minute,
and then we can go.
412
00:18:47,673 --> 00:18:49,881
-All right.
-Bye.
413
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,297
We never told them
about you.
414
00:18:54,381 --> 00:18:56,130
Didn't wanna make them sad.
415
00:18:56,214 --> 00:18:59,130
-Yeah, I-I see.
-Stu: Yeah.
416
00:18:59,214 --> 00:19:02,089
Well! This has been
really great.
417
00:19:02,172 --> 00:19:03,381
We have...
418
00:19:03,464 --> 00:19:05,381
-We have a family dinner.
-We have a dinner.
419
00:19:05,464 --> 00:19:07,297
Every Thursday,
we have Italian food, so...
420
00:19:07,381 --> 00:19:09,798
Although, tonight,
we're switching it up.
We're gonna do Chinese.
421
00:19:09,881 --> 00:19:12,381
It was one of
the hardest decisions
we ever had to make.
422
00:19:12,464 --> 00:19:13,881
Stu:
Yeah.
423
00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:19,214
Well, uh, Ken,
we were underwhelmed
by your presentation.
424
00:19:21,964 --> 00:19:24,089
♪ ♪
425
00:19:30,547 --> 00:19:33,214
-Hey, John.
-Yeah?
426
00:19:34,422 --> 00:19:36,631
Did you move
the white pawn here?
427
00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:39,547
Opening move?
428
00:19:40,089 --> 00:19:41,422
No.
429
00:19:43,381 --> 00:19:44,964
Okay.
430
00:19:57,130 --> 00:19:59,005
I'm gonna go hit the head.
431
00:19:59,089 --> 00:20:02,255
I should be back
in about two minutes.
432
00:20:03,422 --> 00:20:04,923
Okay.
433
00:20:08,964 --> 00:20:11,089
Where's
the dunce cap?
434
00:20:17,589 --> 00:20:19,964
(muffled heavy metal
music playing)
435
00:20:26,964 --> 00:20:29,130
-(music stops)
-(Ethan sighs)
436
00:20:30,047 --> 00:20:32,047
Hey, uh...
(clears throat)
437
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:33,881
Uh, Ethan?
438
00:20:33,964 --> 00:20:36,130
-Yeah, Patches?
-(chuckles)
439
00:20:36,881 --> 00:20:38,589
I-I was actually
thinking that maybe
440
00:20:38,673 --> 00:20:40,839
we stop with the nickname.
441
00:20:40,923 --> 00:20:42,839
We had our fun,
442
00:20:42,923 --> 00:20:45,547
but maybe stop all the jokes
about my coding mistake
443
00:20:45,631 --> 00:20:48,089
from years ago,
and also...
444
00:20:48,172 --> 00:20:50,339
stop calling me Patches.
445
00:20:50,422 --> 00:20:52,130
Yeah. Okay.
446
00:20:52,214 --> 00:20:53,339
Butt Stuff.
447
00:20:53,422 --> 00:20:54,881
(laughs)
You remember that?
448
00:20:54,964 --> 00:20:56,839
When you walked around
all day and your T-shirt was
449
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,964
stuck all the way
into your underwear, all day?
450
00:20:59,047 --> 00:21:02,172
I mean, I remember it,
but no to Butt Stuff.
451
00:21:02,255 --> 00:21:05,047
-Um, just call me Richard.
-Here's the thing.
452
00:21:05,130 --> 00:21:07,839
That name makes
me happy, and...
453
00:21:08,714 --> 00:21:11,714
if you had as much
managerial experience as I do,
454
00:21:11,798 --> 00:21:14,673
you'd know that keeping
your star coder happy
455
00:21:14,756 --> 00:21:17,631
is how you get the best work,
and you guys need me
456
00:21:17,714 --> 00:21:20,005
to do really good work
because I'm kind of
457
00:21:20,089 --> 00:21:22,756
the only person here
that can do it, so...
458
00:21:22,839 --> 00:21:26,339
I'm just gonna keep
calling you Patches.
459
00:21:26,422 --> 00:21:29,047
Is that okay with you?
Patches?
460
00:21:29,714 --> 00:21:31,964
-Oh!
-Richard: Aw!
461
00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,464
So, it's complicated.
462
00:21:40,547 --> 00:21:43,047
You were the clear
aggressor in this incident,
463
00:21:43,130 --> 00:21:46,339
but you're also
the only one who got hurt.
464
00:21:46,422 --> 00:21:47,756
You hit him
in the forehead,
465
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:50,005
which is the single hardest
part of the human body.
466
00:21:50,089 --> 00:21:53,297
I would never advocate violence,
but when you make a fist,
467
00:21:53,381 --> 00:21:55,798
you wanna keep your
thumb on the outside.
468
00:21:55,881 --> 00:21:59,422
Yeah. Uh, I know
that now, but at the time,
I couldn't remember.
469
00:21:59,506 --> 00:22:02,005
Ron:
You did great, Champ,
but here's the bottom line.
470
00:22:02,089 --> 00:22:05,381
We gotta cool our
shit down with this guy
471
00:22:05,464 --> 00:22:08,964
before he lawyers up
and sues us a new hiney-hole.
472
00:22:09,381 --> 00:22:11,464
You need to go talk to Ethan
and give him a sincere
473
00:22:11,547 --> 00:22:14,172
-and honest apology.
-Without admitting any fault
474
00:22:14,255 --> 00:22:17,798
or describing what
happened in any way.
475
00:22:17,881 --> 00:22:20,506
♪ ♪
476
00:22:20,589 --> 00:22:22,798
Jared:
I asked myself,
why would they reject me
477
00:22:22,881 --> 00:22:25,255
and not their three other
biological children?
478
00:22:25,339 --> 00:22:28,214
-And that is
when it hit me.
-(Simon game beeping)
479
00:22:28,297 --> 00:22:29,964
It's me.
480
00:22:30,047 --> 00:22:31,923
I mean, even as a baby,
I must have
481
00:22:32,005 --> 00:22:33,673
somehow rejected them,
482
00:22:33,756 --> 00:22:37,089
and every subsequent
foster family I've ever had.
483
00:22:37,839 --> 00:22:39,381
Oh. Heavy.
484
00:22:39,464 --> 00:22:40,756
I rejected Richard,
485
00:22:40,839 --> 00:22:43,339
and every person who has
ever offered me safe harbor,
486
00:22:43,422 --> 00:22:44,547
and it has to stop.
487
00:22:44,631 --> 00:22:47,005
I have to commit to Gwart.
488
00:22:47,089 --> 00:22:48,923
No matter how difficult it gets,
489
00:22:49,005 --> 00:22:51,172
even if we're miserable
together, I am going
490
00:22:51,255 --> 00:22:54,172
to support her work,
and bring her food,
491
00:22:54,255 --> 00:22:56,464
and-and put her in her
prescription sleeping bag
492
00:22:56,547 --> 00:22:58,547
when she starts to thrash.
493
00:22:58,631 --> 00:23:00,756
It is the only path forward.
494
00:23:00,839 --> 00:23:02,464
Hey, that's
the best, man.
495
00:23:02,547 --> 00:23:04,381
I feel like you made
a lot of progress.
496
00:23:04,464 --> 00:23:07,005
-Ha!
-(Simon game beeping)
497
00:23:07,089 --> 00:23:09,422
Gwart's doll gloves.
498
00:23:09,506 --> 00:23:11,798
I'm gonna make her so happy.
499
00:23:12,964 --> 00:23:15,464
My book is
a fucking disaster.
500
00:23:16,923 --> 00:23:19,172
(sighs) What have you got there?
501
00:23:19,255 --> 00:23:20,381
Oh, um,
502
00:23:20,464 --> 00:23:22,714
MSNBC wanted to interview
you about being
503
00:23:22,798 --> 00:23:26,339
an "anti-tech evangelist."
Their words.
504
00:23:26,422 --> 00:23:29,130
I told them you only wanted
to speak about two things:
505
00:23:29,214 --> 00:23:31,964
cold ice cream,
and hot kisses.
506
00:23:33,130 --> 00:23:35,714
Who-who was it?
Was it Hayes or O'Donnell?
507
00:23:35,798 --> 00:23:37,130
Maddow, sir.
508
00:23:37,214 --> 00:23:38,964
-Really?
-Yes.
509
00:23:39,047 --> 00:23:41,798
I'm sure all the major outlets
would love to have you...
510
00:23:42,589 --> 00:23:44,130
if you discuss tech.
511
00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:48,130
So...
512
00:23:49,964 --> 00:23:54,589
(sighs) Do I honor my truth
as a starving author,
513
00:23:54,673 --> 00:23:57,839
or do I return to
the world I've scorned?
514
00:24:00,631 --> 00:24:03,130
What did Publisher's Weekly
say about my book?
515
00:24:04,464 --> 00:24:07,798
Publisher's Weekly is a...
terrible magazine, sir.
516
00:24:07,881 --> 00:24:09,089
Call Maddow.
517
00:24:09,172 --> 00:24:10,756
Yes, sir.
518
00:24:10,839 --> 00:24:13,673
Bishop to E6.
519
00:24:15,673 --> 00:24:18,047
-Checkmate.
-Fuck.
520
00:24:18,714 --> 00:24:20,923
Okay, so that's...
521
00:24:21,005 --> 00:24:24,172
42 games
for me, and...
522
00:24:24,756 --> 00:24:26,923
zero for you.
523
00:24:27,422 --> 00:24:28,923
You wanna play again?
524
00:24:29,005 --> 00:24:31,422
I think I'll take a break.
525
00:24:31,506 --> 00:24:33,255
Okay.
526
00:24:41,297 --> 00:24:43,214
(beeping)
527
00:25:00,798 --> 00:25:02,464
Okay.
528
00:25:02,547 --> 00:25:05,255
-(applause, laughter)
-Swisher: Well,
thank you so much
529
00:25:05,339 --> 00:25:08,214
for the hilarious
Susan Wojcicki,
the CEO of YouTube.
530
00:25:08,297 --> 00:25:10,339
It's gonna be a very
hard act to follow,
531
00:25:10,422 --> 00:25:12,255
but here to try is Monica Hall,
532
00:25:12,339 --> 00:25:14,714
the CFO of Pied Piper.
Come on up, Monica.
533
00:25:14,798 --> 00:25:17,422
(applauding)
534
00:25:20,506 --> 00:25:22,464
-Thank you for coming, Monica.
-Thank you.
535
00:25:22,547 --> 00:25:25,255
I was thrilled
and surprised to be invited.
536
00:25:25,798 --> 00:25:27,881
So, let's cut
right to the chase.
537
00:25:27,964 --> 00:25:29,506
You recently acquired Hooli,
538
00:25:29,589 --> 00:25:31,172
and one of
its properties
539
00:25:31,255 --> 00:25:33,339
is Foxhole, which
is apparently an app
540
00:25:33,422 --> 00:25:36,464
that military members use
to source prostitutes.
541
00:25:36,547 --> 00:25:38,464
Yes, and that's something
542
00:25:38,547 --> 00:25:40,506
I'm not involved
with on any level.
543
00:25:40,589 --> 00:25:42,506
It's being run now
by a young woman
544
00:25:42,589 --> 00:25:44,089
I promoted,
Priyanka Singh.
545
00:25:44,172 --> 00:25:47,297
I talked to Priyanka
before this panel.
546
00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:48,798
Priyanka, are you
in this audience?
547
00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:51,547
-Yes, hi!
-Hey, Priyanka.
How you doing?
548
00:25:51,631 --> 00:25:53,464
Why don't you get up
and tell us about it?
549
00:25:53,547 --> 00:25:55,339
(clears throat) Well,
550
00:25:55,422 --> 00:25:58,255
when I first took over
the app, I was pretty lost,
551
00:25:58,339 --> 00:26:03,714
but, luckily, I was able
to call on my network
of strong, female coders.
552
00:26:03,798 --> 00:26:05,297
(cheering)
553
00:26:05,381 --> 00:26:07,881
And almost
immediately, we came up
554
00:26:07,964 --> 00:26:11,047
with a plan to rebuild Foxhole
from the bottom up.
555
00:26:11,130 --> 00:26:14,881
Our first step will be
to unionize the sex
workers on the app.
556
00:26:14,964 --> 00:26:17,923
We believe that friends
with benefits deserve benefits
557
00:26:18,005 --> 00:26:20,381
because sex work is work.
558
00:26:20,464 --> 00:26:21,714
(applauding)
559
00:26:21,798 --> 00:26:24,339
And! And!
Why is it only for men?
560
00:26:24,422 --> 00:26:27,881
Don't our female soldiers, who
put their bodies in harm's way,
561
00:26:27,964 --> 00:26:31,673
deserve to put their
bodies in pleasure's way?
562
00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:33,714
(cheering)
563
00:26:33,798 --> 00:26:35,756
I think it might be a good
idea to bring Priyanka up here.
564
00:26:35,839 --> 00:26:38,881
-Priyanka, why
don't you come up?
-Uh, okay.
565
00:26:38,964 --> 00:26:41,005
(applauding)
566
00:26:45,714 --> 00:26:47,005
Swisher:
So, Priyanka,
567
00:26:47,089 --> 00:26:49,172
the business
of sex positive feminism...
568
00:26:49,255 --> 00:26:50,422
Monica, move.
569
00:26:50,506 --> 00:26:53,714
Like we say at Foxhole,
if you can scale Tinder,
570
00:26:53,798 --> 00:26:55,798
you can scale
sex positive feminism.
571
00:26:55,881 --> 00:26:57,964
-(applause)
-There's a seat in back.
572
00:26:59,297 --> 00:27:01,172
♪ ♪
573
00:27:01,839 --> 00:27:03,464
You.
574
00:27:04,506 --> 00:27:06,673
-Who are you?
-(squelches)
575
00:27:11,381 --> 00:27:14,130
Ethan. Hey, um...
576
00:27:14,214 --> 00:27:16,089
I owe you an apology.
577
00:27:16,172 --> 00:27:18,714
It's bad enough
that I used brute force
578
00:27:18,798 --> 00:27:21,297
to search
a sorted list, but--
579
00:27:21,381 --> 00:27:23,631
No, Richard.
I'm the one
580
00:27:23,714 --> 00:27:26,089
that needs to apologize
to you. You're my boss,
581
00:27:26,172 --> 00:27:29,130
and the way
that I talked to you
was completely outta line.
582
00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:32,005
I'm just feeling
insecure about
583
00:27:32,089 --> 00:27:34,839
working for a guy
that used to work for me.
584
00:27:36,297 --> 00:27:37,464
-Really?
-Yeah.
585
00:27:37,547 --> 00:27:39,756
I'm so happy to be here, and...
586
00:27:40,756 --> 00:27:43,589
I'd love to stick around
if you'll have me.
587
00:27:44,172 --> 00:27:45,381
Yeah,
of course. Yeah.
588
00:27:45,464 --> 00:27:47,172
Great, man.
Thank you so much.
589
00:27:47,673 --> 00:27:49,631
Sorry again. Thank you,
this is great.
590
00:27:49,714 --> 00:27:51,005
Dinesh, I'm really
looking forward
591
00:27:51,089 --> 00:27:53,005
to finishing up this project
with you and your team.
592
00:27:53,089 --> 00:27:56,047
-Oh, it's whatever, dawg.
-Cool.
593
00:27:57,255 --> 00:27:59,172
What did you
do to that guy?
594
00:27:59,255 --> 00:28:01,839
-I watched that video.
-See? I told you! We're alphas!
595
00:28:01,923 --> 00:28:03,673
-Fuck yeah!
-Fuck yeah.
596
00:28:03,756 --> 00:28:05,798
Hey, uh, don't show
that video to Gilfoyle.
597
00:28:05,881 --> 00:28:07,756
Got it.
598
00:28:09,005 --> 00:28:10,339
Fuck yeah.
599
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,547
♪ ♪
600
00:28:28,297 --> 00:28:30,673
-Holden: I see
it's been handled.
-Yes.
601
00:28:30,756 --> 00:28:32,381
Good.
602
00:28:32,464 --> 00:28:34,422
So, I trust there's
no more need for any--
603
00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:36,923
No. That won't
be necessary.
604
00:28:37,005 --> 00:28:39,255
Let's hope not.
605
00:28:40,130 --> 00:28:41,506
Can I go now, please?
606
00:28:41,589 --> 00:28:44,464
Very well.
Good job on the plate.
607
00:28:48,464 --> 00:28:49,839
Holden,
608
00:28:49,923 --> 00:28:53,130
did you threaten
Ethan in some way?
609
00:28:54,130 --> 00:28:55,589
He was causing problems
610
00:28:55,673 --> 00:28:57,798
-for Richard.
-Oh.
611
00:28:57,881 --> 00:28:59,589
Well, it's...
612
00:28:59,673 --> 00:29:02,464
it's good to know
that he's in good hands.
613
00:29:04,756 --> 00:29:06,214
Don't you have
somewhere to be?
614
00:29:06,297 --> 00:29:08,923
-(phone chimes)
-Uh... sorry. Um...
615
00:29:10,798 --> 00:29:12,464
It's from Gwart.
616
00:29:13,589 --> 00:29:17,839
"I'm dissolving my company
and taking a job elsewhere.
617
00:29:17,964 --> 00:29:20,547
"Your employment is terminated.
618
00:29:20,631 --> 00:29:24,005
P.S. Those aren't
my doll's gloves."
619
00:29:24,089 --> 00:29:25,214
Oh.
620
00:29:26,005 --> 00:29:27,673
So, then I...
621
00:29:27,756 --> 00:29:30,381
I'm free to return
to work with Richard.
622
00:29:33,089 --> 00:29:35,464
Your position's
been filled.
623
00:29:35,547 --> 00:29:38,422
("First Light of the Day"
by Geto Boys playing)
624
00:29:38,506 --> 00:29:40,464
Oh, um...
625
00:29:42,214 --> 00:29:44,339
No, it hasn't.
626
00:29:47,172 --> 00:29:50,506
♪ ♪
627
00:29:58,673 --> 00:30:01,589
♪ Step out on my corner
with my box of rocks ♪
628
00:30:01,673 --> 00:30:04,255
♪ Drama covers my hood
from blocks and blocks ♪
629
00:30:04,339 --> 00:30:06,297
♪ See my homie
that I hang with ♪
630
00:30:06,381 --> 00:30:09,047
♪ Hit him up with
the deuce thumb thang shit ♪
631
00:30:09,130 --> 00:30:10,964
♪ Back then it came
with the love ♪
632
00:30:11,047 --> 00:30:13,047
♪ And niggas wasn't
tripping over scratch ♪
633
00:30:13,130 --> 00:30:15,839
♪ 'Cause we took turns
and we both stacked stacks ♪
634
00:30:15,923 --> 00:30:18,798
♪ And if you had a customer
you had him for life ♪
635
00:30:18,881 --> 00:30:21,255
♪ 'Cause Brad the true
hustler granted you right ♪
636
00:30:21,339 --> 00:30:24,506
♪ 'Cause if we gonna stack
leaves, then we gotta
get along ♪
637
00:30:24,589 --> 00:30:27,339
♪ And he who disagrees
then gotta get him gone ♪
638
00:30:27,422 --> 00:30:30,297
♪ 'Cause if you start to get
paid then niggas wanna flex ♪
639
00:30:30,381 --> 00:30:31,839
♪ And ain't no
squabble these days ♪
640
00:30:31,923 --> 00:30:33,964
♪ So niggas brought the tech,
and when they find you ♪
641
00:30:34,047 --> 00:30:36,130
♪ They sending you
to immortal ground ♪
642
00:30:36,214 --> 00:30:39,089
♪ And ain't no coming back
from that shit you going down ♪
643
00:30:39,172 --> 00:30:41,673
♪ My pockets ain't hurting,
that's for certain ♪
644
00:30:41,756 --> 00:30:44,547
♪ You see a broke
motherfucker, it's a burden ♪
645
00:30:44,631 --> 00:30:47,464
♪ I'm the first motherfucker
on the block for the cheese ♪
646
00:30:47,547 --> 00:30:50,506
♪ And I'm the last
motherfucker to leave ♪
647
00:30:50,589 --> 00:30:53,214
♪ My pockets ain't hurting
that's for certain ♪
648
00:30:53,297 --> 00:30:56,422
♪ You see a broke motherfucker,
it's a burden... ♪
649
00:31:01,297 --> 00:31:02,923
♪ (MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
650
00:31:03,589 --> 00:31:04,923
I'm sorry, what is this?
651
00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:07,422
RUSS HANNEMAN: Russfest.
Three days of partying
652
00:31:07,589 --> 00:31:10,255
on a plot of land so far out
even Nevada barely wants it.
653
00:31:11,839 --> 00:31:14,631
REPORTER:
What's the newest killer app
coming out of Silicon Valley?
654
00:31:14,714 --> 00:31:15,589
Are you Tethical?
655
00:31:15,964 --> 00:31:17,756
RICHARD HENDRICKS: No one
in town is ever gonna sign
656
00:31:18,005 --> 00:31:19,756
this hypocrite's
hypocritical garbage.
657
00:31:20,214 --> 00:31:22,172
Hey, Richard,
are you signing Gavin's pledge?
658
00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:23,297
Aw... what?
659
00:31:23,964 --> 00:31:26,130
TRACY: I'd like to talk to you
about your Piper Pulse.
660
00:31:26,214 --> 00:31:28,631
Your coworkers find you
unapproachable,
661
00:31:28,714 --> 00:31:30,798
with an unsettling stare.
662
00:31:31,381 --> 00:31:32,297
Okay.
663
00:31:32,631 --> 00:31:35,798
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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