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Every girl needs a man

Otherwise she will be alone

Please be a man, my man

A man for me and only for me

Please take me by the hand

come with me

and help me climb the stairs

Throughout life

We will go up step by step

and side by side

our ladder

You'll find my sweetest kisses up there

You will find that happiness is ours

if we do not stop and we keep going up

Why do not you take the opportunity,

you stay by my side

and you help me climb up the ladder of life?

Do you want to be my ladder?

When they need you everything is simple.

They call you dear.

You're pure marble with a soft handrail

But wait until you're alone, dear

Alone, totally alone

Try to call him, dear

You're like the back door

The waste bin

You'll find my sweetest kisses up there

You will find that happiness is ours

if we do not stop and we keep going up

Why do not you take the opportunity,

you stay by my side

and you help me climb up the ladder of life?

STAIRS

Harry!

Harry!

Today you have to represent the number of the inconsolable.

ldiota!

Shut up, So you will not get microbes.

Thanks for everything.

How rare are Sundays!

You want to get rid of my shin What do I have in my jaw?

Fondona and obscene! Where is your culture?

I can not believe it.

What dirty! ?Gross! Nature is out of control.

Nature is not to blame, Dear.

I know it: it's a verbenero puton.

The fault lies with the industrial revolution.

? Outside my window, disgusting stray dogs!

If there is something that mortifies me, it is that of the biological roll.

Oh! Dr. Harry Leeds, Nobel Prize.

Where is the alcohol?

I put it in the lotion for after shaving.

What I think is that sex, all sex,

It could be better organized.

To give more pleasure to rabbits, Dear?

Yes, I think humans should have all been made the same.

?Do you believe? It does not bother you! All women, without men?

Not quite.

There would be sections of the community that they would feed the progeny,

and there would be sections ...

?Look at her, with your communist ideas!

I think half of the problems of men must ...

I'm coming, mom! I'm going carino!

... half of the problems of the men are due

to the reproductive system of the nature.

I believe it with all my heart, Charlie.

Burlate if you want, but it should be more beautiful, cleaner, more beautiful ...

It should not be that low, so ordinary ...

You have to see how the coconut is eaten!

? And where would we have our little things? ?In the head?

? And why not?

What is wrong with having a pair of antennas,

all, males and females,

that were not visible?

Sonries, you raise your hat, you wiggle the antennas,

and above you laugh ...

Precious, dear.

Just what I want in the morning: laugh and shake the antennae.

I think I would not give shame no one

and that the antennas in the head of the people would be picturesque.

I would not be the way I am, if this matter It would have been easier, cleaner,

and not a secret.

Now it makes us cry, it makes us cry!

-?Nothing of that! -Splendid.

I'm coming, mom, I'm going carino!

Are we finished now, mama?

This country, really beautiful.

It does not bother you!

She wants antennas, antennae!

I suppose you will include it in the system to greyhounds and crocodiles.

All the creatures of the world.

The poor pig I would not know where to start.

You spit the nobles principles of the whole world.

I imagine the rush hour, in a bus

You go in your car, you take off your hat,

and the secretaries would accuse you to make them mothers.

Not at all, no way.

-There would be a method to download them. - Get them down? ?For the good?

No, sorry, I did not mean ...

Download them, dear, download them. You said that.

Now the antics of long faces? Well, yes ...

Alleluia! Hallelujah!

Yes, you can thank God, because You do not know what it is to have problems.

?Do not tell me, that the leagues are falling!

If you were to go through what I'm going through,

I'm waiting with terror for the mail, hating the mailman ...

not sing Aleluya.

For today you are safe, there is no more distribution.

You can bring it in your hand.

Ronnie Asword says the police has obligation ...

Ronnie Asword says the police has obligation

to send an appointment after 48 hours.

?Dammit!

If only he gave signs of life! ?A signal!

I've been tortured for a week now! Waiting, just waiting.

How I detest justice!

Do you want to go for a spin by the field this week, Charlie?

?One round?

Now it gets twisted, her.

We would air a little, Charlie.

We would breathe in full lung.

A village beer at dusk, smell of burning wood ...

the sheep coughing in the fog ...

The church bells they produce so much loneliness!

? You're getting over, dear!

The forest is one hour away with my motorcycle

?No no! ?Oh my God!

To walk with the raincoat dripping, the worms drooling at your feet ...?

-Charlie. -Good night, Harry.

Have you come, Harry? Have you come?

We have lost it, sure. I bet there's nothing.

?You know? Last night I dreamed that went up a ladder.

I was naked, I only wore a comb in the hair and a jockstrap.

Well, a whole ephebe!

I have sounded it for looking at myself so much in the mirror.

Where would that postman have gone?

That's why I sone with the comb and the jockstrap.

And I went out of the room.

In the dream I left and I saw myself going up that stairs.

It was horrible, Charlie!

I saw a fat old man, flabby, bloated ...

wrinkled, with the skin hanging,

with pork belly, freckled, horrible ...

They're going to give me gagging.

You and your fucking sarcasm!

It's easy for you. You keep your figure.

But I'm finished, although inside I'm still the same.

Inside I wear pants tight Italians, Charlie.

But who knows?

Who wants to see me with tight pants?

I am like the ear of a sow.

A falic symbol, withered and old fashioned

What dirty things you say! Keep the pride! ?Keep it!

I have given up waiting understanding of your part.

What are you complaining about? What are you complaining about? We all devalue ourselves.

What do you tell me about my varicose veins?

My legs are like parrot hangers shit.

-You are still handsome. - Go!

Charlie! Charlie! Letter for you.

I shit on the sea!

It's a long, brown, official envelope ...

of the Magistracy?

Taking.

Oh!

Goodbye.

Is it your wife's? true?

Well, that gives you another respite at least.

Allons, titi, allons, my old chubby cat.

You are yourself again

Are not you going to open your wife's letter?

Do you want the whole world to see it?

What the fuck are you!

Once, mom I need a hairnet and I had to go to the drugstore.

?You know? I was embarrassed to go.

It does not surprise me: that a hairdresser asks a hairnet in a drugstore,

It is the height of the highs.

They had finished us.

I went and told them: " is for my wife " ,

and since then they always asked me: " How about his wife? "

I liked having a wife.

It made me feel like I belonged tosomeone,

like a priest in a banker when they give him a pat on the back.

You will come to see me! My daughter is going to come see me!

-?Oh yeah? -Yes.

She expects me to put her on television.

It would be funny.

?For the love of God! How am I going to put Kathy on television?

An ad shit is all It's what I've done in ten years:

coats, trenkas ...

The only thing he said was: " a wonderful garment " .

Well, it went very well.

Yes, too much. The first letter from my wife in years.

A disgusting postcard when I'm late in his pension,

when mama had those vomits.

Nothing more than that.

Pay the bills, dear.

Sorry.

He's waiting, Harry.

I know what you are waiting for.

Hey, what's this?

Mazapan, do not you see?

More marzipan? There is one without starting in the closet.

You ate it yesterday, before rest.

-You lie. -I do not lie.

Yes, you lie.

You ate it while you molded the hair to the guitarist.

Ah!

Do you fancy a bit of cheese?

It had to happen precisely now!

With the police behind me!

A daughter in search of fame.

The very sow married me to breed.

To breed, as the Bible says.

" And I will put enmity between your seed and the seed of it ".

?What have you said?

Levitico or Genesis.

Now it makes us religious! It makes us religious!

Do not complain about having a daughter,

that it is a privilege that thousands of us we do not have.

Privilege have you said? Do not bother me.

Nine months of vomiting every morning and two disgusting weeks in motherhood.

If I even throw my daffodils to the potty!

There is Troopy.

Do you fancy dab and a bottle of Moselle tonight?

- Troopy, you have sole? -I guess so.

Even the honeymoon It was a holocaust.

A night of passion and thirteen of intoxication,

for eating hake with anisakis.

We will take chicken.

I thought that on Tuesday that Come I'll take the day off.

?Oh yeah? ?The day off?

I hope you do not mind, Harry.

It only happens once every twenty years:

a father sees his daughter for the first time.

Almost a quarter of a century.

Yes.

What do you think my daughter thought, my daughter Kathy?

I'll be proud of you, Charlie.

I did not say it in that sense. I meant...

... well, I was referring to ...

...U.S.

It is not your business.

Oh! What sadica and what bad milk!

Do you think I like to do this? Do you think he likes someone?

All day scrubbing, taking out guts and driving garbage,

cleaning your remains and drool from my mother of the dishes.

Very good, here is the knife! Do it yourself, wretch!

What a horrible instrument!

How fragile is she today!

?Have you thought...

... leave home when Kathy comes?

Why should I do it?

Because she is my daughter.

Harry, it's me! ?It's me! They repeat it!

We see sportswear.

Let's stand out distinguished in the relaxed moments.

Let them surprise us with a sport coat ..

You know, as if you were finishing to get off a yacht.

Drop the mainsail ...!

? ... and bring the boat!

A sport coat, a sport coat if it's good for the Navy,

is good for you.

Just a dirty ad.

But if they offer me another, with t-shirts and trenka on a yacht,

I will take it.

My daughter will come to see me

and Ronnie Asword has also been sniffing around here.

I'd prefer if you did not see my daughter ...

... I'd rather be alone when he comes ...

? And that I evicted my part of the closet for her?

Please, do not be imbecile!

I can not go to meet her at the station. I do not know what it looks like.

Put on the beloved trenka and take yourself a copy of Superman under his arm.

You married, you had a daughter, and now I You have me, Harry mops her.

I gave you food and I taught you a trade when you failed in the theater.

?What do you say? ?What do you say? Another pair of announcements and will be at the top.

Ask Archie.

-? Are you going to leave the comb and the scissors? -Of course, you'll see.

- Are you going to live at the Hilton? -A penthouse, a penthouse with terrace.

You let me without breat.

Meanwhile, Put the garbage down, my love.

Ah!

Anytime, Ronnie Asword He lends me his car.

Ronnie Asword? ?How good!

To give your mother a ride, to breathe fresh air.

I have arthritis, Charlie, he can not move.

We lower her in her arms, then.

Between you and me, to the little chair the queen.

What is that sudden coming interest towards my mother?

Ten years ago you did not mention it.

But what are you saying? But what are you saying? If you give him a model for Christmas.

? And who got it?

Ah! Are you paralytic?

You said you could not get close to her. That his shoes smelled bad.

That's why I thought, that needs fresh air.

?Hello dear! How are you? ?Are you comfortable?

When will you take breast that fresh air?

Any day...

The day Kathy comes?

?Holy God! ?What a great idea!

You make me mad, damn liar.

Get my mother in my arms! I used to set fire to her panties!

- Go! You have become an inquisitor. -I'm not one of your disk jockeys ..

Disk jockey, disk jockey?

Be ashamed to introduce Harry to your daughter!

Well, I'll tell you one thing: The hairdresser is mine, it's my life.

And if you are afraid of the accusing finger of Kathy ...

What do you say, Harry?

No carino, it has nothing to do with you, Do not get excited.

My mother has never said a single word lasts against you.

With his illness and his pain, always Question: How are you, Charlie?

How are you, Charlie?

I would not ask if I knew

that the very bastard would like lose sight of it for a season.

I hope and I want you to fall into the clutches from the police,

Lovely twisted cabron.

My God, be ashamed of introduce me to your daughter!

You have so much nose, that if the twelve Apostoles were reincarnated,

you would turn them into a pop group.

It is not personal.

I bring you a piece of cake because I have not done pudding tonight.

Ah, you've taken it out again!

I just prepared the scene for Kathy.

I have ironed all your clothes the laundry, until the last garment.

- Do I have to thank you on your knees? -Do not.

I would have given my teeth for marriage.

Who would want your nasty teeth?

Spend more embarrassment about the questions embarrassing things that made me.

What did they ask you?

Are you clean Mr. Leeds?

? Do you live with your mother?

Who was that young man with which we saw him last night?

Who made you those questions?

Mothers, parents ...

when he took me camping from summer to my boy scouts.

Ah!

My face is burning.

It made me red before what was coming on me.

And they stopped me in the street, with that affected disinterested

that looks in the form of raising the eyebrows.

Are you married, Mr. Leeds?

No, I'm afraid not.

Ohhh! ?Oh no?

Well, little Johnny tells us everything that happens, Mr. Leeds.

My face was getting like the ass of a monkey.

I would not have trusted you either.

I never saw a flirt with shorts and bony knees like you.

I think the Boy Scout uniform He is very virile, very virile.

I would not have trusted you nor my teddy bear.

Once I was in a brothel.

Oh, just when I was going to eat this marzipan!

" May God help us all! " , Oscar Wilde.

Well that shows I have lived mine.

- You went with your khaki shorts? -Do not.

With your backpack and your store? They would give you a badge for that.

Forget me, you want?

Do not tell me they did not give you one to go to the brothel.

It is worn on the shoulder, next to the They give to light fire with sticks.

Is beautiful. On a blue background, a pair of used panties

hanging from the stick of a tent.

How deep are you!

Do you think I do not know that your procession is it inside?

Those funny jokes with his creeping retintin pricking ...

provoking throwing puyas ...

I was telling you something interesting.

I already know it. You told me your story a hundred times ...

Damn cheat!

There was a man crying on the stairs. What is it?

And the door opened ... -?The curtain! It was a curtain!

... and a woman smoking he asked you to dance naked,

while I was giving you jam in the belly button.

I've already heard it! I've already heard it!

You have nothing left I have not seen and heard a thousand times.

-And you always end the same. - I just?

Your brothel story You pause, take a deep breath and say:

" What do you think? Not at Easter ".

-You care a lot lately. -If I do not do it, nobody does it.

They are also for men, male cosmetics

Now they leave you, you know, Harry? Now they leave you.

Once you swore to me about your mother's Bible ...

Yes, my dear, cry when I was a child so that my mother would come.

? And where it was? Fighting between the miserable ones of Hackmee,

flying a Bible and eyes looking at the sky.

She was a holy woman, you know?

I did my Bible well.

It's funny that you're always so self-conscious before God, Charlie.

They raised me in his right hand. My father was vicar.

The biggest stallion of the upper part of the cemetery.

Charlie, listen ...

the church of Santa Teresa It is just around the corner.

And, if you think you need it, I would go with you to church ...

?Do not! What I was missing! ? Are you going to put a sentimental office?

You overwhelmed me. You are always on top, like a broody hen.

?I'm going! And, as I see you again,

breathing deeply and saying: " What do you think? Or during Holy Week?

I put a skewer in my ear and I I'll go to hell like a Moorish skewer.

I want to watch TV!

Have you returned to return, mama?

Oh, the cod of your lunch!

Why did you hide it under there? You're very bad.

And your nightgown! You've been drooling again.

Mecachis!

Do not. No, Harold ...

My arms hurt me.

-I'm sorry, Mom. -No, no, Harold. Leave me, leave me.

I wish I could leave you dirty, mama. But it's impossible.

I'm fine. I do not need to change.

Oh, my arms!

Listen to me, mama!

Lift the little arms, raise the little arms.

Care, mom! ?Watch out!

So sorry, but I have to cleanse you.

Do not be rebellious, mama!

?You are hurting me!

Sorry. Look, you see, I'm sorry, but I have to do it.

It's already, Mom, it's already. It is done.

Are not you ever going to marry, Harold?

I'm waiting for the right woman, mom.

Your sister Maggie asked me:

" Is it that Harold is never going to get married? "

" Harold is getting old " , he told me.

" It's very weird " , he told you. Yes, I adore my sister Maggie.

I could live with Maggie if you were to get married.

She would love it.

No, Harry, please. I will sleep like I am.

- Please, Harry! - Oh, Christ!

I'm sorry, Mom. Let's go there.

I'm too hot!

We will end this quickly and then I will make you beautiful.

-?Do not hurt me! -Don't worry, I will not hurt you.

Give me your arm Be a good girl, mom.

Push, push! This ladito is already here.

That's. Let's go with the other, we go with the other.

Lift your arm, raise your arm!

Come on, it's a bit short.

Is this already, is it? you see? I put my arm in his sleeve.

It is already, this one.

Now, at the request of George and Mary,

here we go with ...

And now I'm going to change your face.

You can not have lips like that.

You were such an attractive boy.

It is very strange that never You will meet none.

It was for all that shedding of "I'll live the difference," mama.

I remember that as a child, when I went to the municipal pool,

women and their bodies they were on one side,

and the men in the other.

It seemed a very strange thing to me.

Do you know, mom? I looked at my body and I thought:

" There is a woman there next to that is looking at his ".

And I could not see the meaning of those things.

Your fingers are trembling.

No, mom. What tremble are your eyes.

Eyeshadow and rouge!

He wore long scarves

and I would rub my hands when someone I mentioned the word " beer " ,

and I laughed gallantly if someone She said: " Do you have a girlfriend already? "

Then I started having those headaches, Do you remember, mama?

Life are two separate piles and one must jump from one to another,

and if God has given you enough strength to jump, okay.

But if not ...

There are only two heaps and nothing in between.

These beautiful.

Now let's see those little curls.

I'm hungry, Harold.

Soon I will bring you something.

?You can not wait to cool the corpse?

I hope you'll leave things just as you find them.

Now she makes us scathing. Scathing.

Who leaves the dirty sink and never clean your razor?

I do not have time when you pummel the door, head of melon.

I promise that if I ever climb to heaven, I'll put two bathrooms.

And if I go up with you, I will clean another one.

Who will be at this time? It's too late.

It could be Ronnie Asword.

You should go down. He will not stop calling.

Get off, Harry. Go, Harry.

Cobardica!

He is a police officer, ? true?

I do not see well. It has covered the lock.

?It is?

It's a cop, Harry.

The tall one, that one named George.

?What are you doing?

Move your head and smile.

-?To who? -To me, stupid.

Come on, Charlie. Open, boy.

Hello George.

I have to officially ask if you are this

Charles Dyer.

Sir.

I never thought that they would come at this time. Everything will be fixed, Charlie.

Yes.

?What does it say?

" Leela you, Harry. This blurry, totally blurry.

" May God help us all " ", Oscar Wilde.

"Information. Today

has been brought to the knowledge from the undersigned, Charles Dyer ...

Yes, yes ... go to the point.

Oh, God, Harry!

"... that you, in the aforementioned district,

in an establishment known as "Adam's apple",

behaved in a way that caused a serious disturbance of public order,

parading with female clothes ... "

Oh! God, Charlie!

Read, read!

"... and importun in a calculated way to incite depravity ... "

My God, Charlie! ?OMG!

What else does it say?

"Therefore, you are scheduled to appear before the presided court ... "

The date, Harry! ?The date!

I do not care who presides The Queen Mother.

... blah, blah, blah ... ... next Friday ...

Next Friday.

The trumpets of Jericho They have sounded strong.

Although it is a perfect excuse not to see Kathy.

Nobody would want his daughter ...

Charlie!

Charlie!

It's cold and dark, Charlie.

ldiota!

Charlie, come to bed. You're going to stay frozen while sitting.

Tomorrow you will have piles.

Hey, Harry, you should write verses for greeting cards.

With the golden peak you have!

" Dear grandpa, I congratulate you, and your piles, with much desire ":

- Damn you, Charlie! ?Screw you! -Hey, what are you doing? ?What are you doing?

You did not tell me that. An error, you said, a persecution.

Poor and innocent Charlie ...

Do you want to sink me?

There should be a law against that.

Dressing up as Queen of the Seas!

?Queen? ?Queen?

? Parading in women's clothes!

It was my cabaret number, My cabaret number, dear.

I borrow the blouse the cigar maker, for one pound.

I picked up a hat and I rolled up my pants.

There you have the suit, boy. I swear.

And I put on a plaid as a skirt

That's what you call being queen, frankly?

? And you sat on your knees by Eddie Prysler?

?What do you say? ?Do not bother! If you are married and have five children!

Eddie Prysler has five children and will be about to have another.

Yours, Charlie?

?Shut your mouth!

Eddie Prysler married a girl of the show ... whatever it's called.

I put five pounds to I did not dare

to imitate Princess Margaret, throwing a battleship.

Oh! God bless you and to all those who ship ...

navigate in it.

It was a gag, Harry, a simple gag.

And that stupid cop, very young, A little boy, Harry.

?OMG! I will show that it is a mistake!

Ladies and gentlemen of the place! ?Lordship!

I am a recognized member of the theatrical profession.

Yes, of the profession.

If you grant me the floor, Senor ...

I am a married man.

That was a long time ago.

I'm married, my friend. I'm not sissy.

I'm normal. I was married and I have a girl.

The one you have not seen for twenty years.

You're trying to hang me, angel exterminator? Are you trying to hang me?

Senoria, my number is based

in my ignorant antics impersonating women.

Only five years ago of my debut and farewell.

" Bravo, Charlie! " , they shouted at me.

Tell me, when you act in the theater of the hypodrome?

Before the war.

?Oh God! ?Oh God!

Lordship.

I am an insignificant hairdresser of the alley.

I do not know why I did it.

It was just a gag to have fun.

I lost the opportunity.

Oh!

I'm with one foot in the grave. I hear the trumpets of the Last Judgment.

What are we doing here, Harry, honey?

I hate death! I hate death!

We all hate death! We all hate death!

That young cop! He was not more than a kid!

I was just pushing myself, push me.

The people watching. It was awful, Harry, awful.

I know, Charlie, I know.

Do not you think he should have shown me A little respect, Harry?

The heater again! Do I have said, you have to call the gas.

It is not what you have done that counts, but as they describe it, Harry.

?You see it? I have a terrible fear of what...

You know, a young cop, his first case ...

Everyone is at his side ... They are going to prime me.

If I came to know that he would treat me like this, I would have asked for a kiss.

I'm innocent, Harry. God is my witness. I'm innocent.

They will not tell lies, Charlie! ?Do not lie!

They are going to prime!

Do not tell me you believe in justice, decrepit idiot.

There is no justice, friend.

You have a lot to thank for that.

? Are you already shrouding me?

No, I was admiring you, for have enjoyed life to the fullest.

Are you so fondona, that result obscene!

If the hair you have on your belly you had it in your head,

You would be beautiful.

Harry, you have money, honey?

Only my savings.

?What are you doing? Is not crumbs enough?

Maybe my mother gives me something.

I'm not going to stay with a lawyer by trade.

?No way!

Look at Ronnie Asword. I had a lawyer who did not have a palate.

Your mother deserves this.

If I had continued with my cabaret number!

Well, you've done things in the movies ...

and your announcement of the trenka.

Yes, but I need an opportunity. When I was a woman

And that's been almost 30 years!

Sure, you can not claim that it was an essay.

Mecachis!

This is stumbling and coming back ...

You should have thought about it before, as tita Gertrudis said.

Do not put yourself in moralistic plan, that could have happened to you too.

And never better said!

We all have two possibilities.

And it's a simple matter of luck that we finish with skirt or with fly.

So you and your magistrates,

You can touch your blessed ones nipples,

while deciding perfumed words, but...

I'm innocent, Charlie.

?Dammit!

Harry! I will show that ...

I'm so scared, Harry!

Do not be afraid, Charlie, do not be afraid.

We'll see, we'll see.

We will build a staircase that reaches the sky.

And we will not be alone, flying so high

Have you tried to pray, Charlie?

Half day closed.

I have lived too long.

If you need, you will have to fix them alone, honey.

It is under the bed.

They never want one. Nobody loves you.

Miss Ricard will be down, pending of you.

What do you have in your ear? It looks like a piece of crust.

Harold, your sister Maggie I wonder:

" How many years has Harold " , He said.

" How many years does he have? " , he said.

And I said: " I do not know. "

" How many years do you have? " , I said.

-A circular conversation. - Circu ... what?

-A circular conversation. -Yes, that's what she said.

I should live in a tower.

Harold!

You will never come back, I know!

Do not be silly, mom, honey.

Charlie and I are just going to give a tour of the countryside.

See you later, Mommy!

Harold!

?Jesus!

It always leaves me amazed

the ingenuity with which people are massacred.

You think I'm going with you, bunch of nerves, masochist ...

with all those bandages?

I'm feeling more secure with the bandages, Charlie.

It would be horrible if I did not take them. I would feel empty and dirty.

-? And when are you going to take them off? - Ah! I do not know.

I will try one day.

?Phew! I've been with you for thirty years, ?Thirty!

And for once I would like to hear you a brilliant and accurate observation,

instead of the sordid acceptance of an imminent " Amen " .

I said that I will try, damn old criticizer!

All this is not more that pure and simple revenge.

You do not let yourself be helped, you do not let yourself be advised

and you sprinkle the whole world with your problems.

You are describing yourself.

Have you looked well?

You look like a preyed chicken.

Look at your hips: too wide,

too wide for a man.

A real man has shoulders wide and strong and narrow hips.

And not like you.

" Hen " is too little; a " pelican " .

Yes, you are a preyed pelican. ?Pregnant!

Oh, Christ!

Take a little sound, go breast.

If it helps you, Charlie, I'm as scared as you.

You know, about the trial.

But I'll go with you and you will not be alone.

Splendid, splendid!

They can not do anything to you if you are innocent.

Are you innocent? true?

Are you, Charlie?

Is that I have to apologize to you also? Humiliate me, too?

Charlie, poor dear!

You do not have to raise the rent, Harry!

What rent? My mother does not charge you rent.

Your rent! Do not upload your rent!

I do not understand you. Explain it to me.

I mean do not gloat in your compassion,

do not speak to me with affection.

Do not get affectionate.

And, above all, above everything, do not expect anything in return.

And do not shake your tail like a dog,

because I'm not going to give you anything in return.

You're cruel, you bastard!

You only know how to grunt and bite and cut yourself one of the feet in the bed.

?Once! Once in my whole life!

?Enough!

-Charlie, I had come to help you. - You went up to gloat!

To rub your hands and to lick your lips,

and to taste the shame without any danger!

Oh, they will judge him! You will be judged! Charlie will be judged!

" I'm with you " , she says. " You will not be alone " .

I'll be the bastard more alone from the earth.

You will be there, my daughter will be there, the old sow will be there ...

and I will be the star most alone that has never been ...

?I'm innocent! ?I'm innocent!

It does not bother you!

Charlie!

?Leave me alone and go back to your nasty motorcycle!

The function is over. It's over.

All the creatures of heaven They have some, all!

It's an armor that the Almighty gave to protect the fingers!

We are not disgusting beings!

Queen Victoria had them, you got it...

and the cleaning lady has them!

Less the bitch that makes the holes, that has pozos!

While I stew and scrub ...

And now it comes with the number of the tireless washerwoman!

While I stew and scrub for you, Charlie,

do not cut your nails again from the feet in bed!

That Victoria never cut oneself from the feet in the bed?

No, she did it in the Music Room.

Harry!

?What?

This is dead.

There is a lot of space to think ...

I'd like to go in the back seat.

?Shit! I forgot Put you in the thermos.

I put hot water, but I forgot the tea.

You're a plover's head, Harry.

?What are you doing?

I'm crumbling a tablet of chocolate.

We used to do it my sister and me.

After midnight, stepping down the stairs,

stifling laughter ...

And my aunt too. He was with us.

Still lives. It only has six layers of skin.

We all have seven, but she only has six.

So you're going lower in the seat!

But how bad are you!

" May God help us all! " , Oscar Wilde.

I live with a schoolgirl!

? We are going to touch chocolatito of the finest?

Oh, it looks disgusting!

Like the disgusting concoction of the rites of the circumcision of the Bumba Bumba.

Do you like to cook, dear? ?You like?

Do you know, Harry? You're like a goat. So soft and flabby.

Soft shoulders and hips too wide for a man.

And you repeat yourself! You say it all twice!

Who says it? Who says it?

?You see it? You have said twice " who says it? "

Do you think that every word of you It is so divine,

that everyone, including God, He dies to get a copy.

For your information, boob face, You have said the word " every " twice.

?Watch out! Care I'm going to score! I'm going to score a goal!

Care, baby, be careful!

Let's see, to see who takes it from me! ?Let's see!

?It's time to go! Come on, everyone in a row!

George, Bill, Peter ... Align yourself! Shoulders back!

Walking! Erect as sticks! ?Let's go!

Left, right! Left, right!

?See you!

Left, right! Left, right!

Now we are beata and healthy.

It makes us beata.

The children would like to be closer to me.

It seems that I am seeing you in heaven, Harry

A white poppy in the middle of a gathering of illuminated wolf puppies

All in a haze of cherubs of cherubs,

sugar cubes and frenetic fingers.

By God, Harry!

If I go up there, I stand on half of you and I burp.

It would not surprise us at all if We would have heard rumors of your arrival.

Now we are proud! It makes us proud!

Run, little one or the teacher will punish you.

Oh, Charlie! If you and I ... if ...

If we had a little one, someone to teach and care for,

I would have liked to burst.

?Children! You have them for rent until 14 years old.

Then they put on tight pants and they accuse you of not letting them grow up.

Yes, but having a child would be wonderful

You're a crybaby.

You get chocolate foam by the eyes.

Total, they would not leave us either.

It's a shame.

They would not give a child to those of our class.

Charlie, I had an experience once scary at my sister Maggie's house.

I know, I know it.

No, but listen ...

I was jumping to your baby on my knees.

He was chubby, he was three years old.

He hugged me and put his nose of peanut in the ear.

Oh, Charlie! I could not help to hug him and squeeze him,

saying: " carino, carino ... "

Everything happened suddenly.

?What happened?

The boy started crying non-stop

and Dick came running all nervous and told me:

" What have you done? What have you done? ",

with an unpleasant and accusing voice and with a grim expression.

How can you tell a man of hair on chest that the only thing you wanted

was to have someone to hug, someone to love ...?

Well, I wish I had not had my daughter.

And with you, it's the same for me.

I think the spark plug has been fouled.

Oh, and mine, dear!

?How long will you take with that happy spark plug?

I'm done.

Do you want the powders of the denture?

Are yours. My denture is authentic, authentic.

For Christ, how insidious you are!

An enigma! Enigma, that's the word!

Sometimes it's beautiful like a willow,

and others a wolf with goat hair in the gut.

You have me dominated. Now I see it, now I see it.

And it's my fault,? true?

Of course, yes, of course.

Thirty years ago you dominate me.

I was there with success in the Empress.

You see me on the poster

and you go and tie me in a bakery.

Because you linked me! With your boy scout knife.

Oh, no, Charlie! ?Do not!

You linked me

You exhibited me as the greatest glory from a suburban hairdresser.

Well, stay with your hairdresser and put it in ... where it fits you.

?Oh shit!

Now the shit of alopecia! ?Alopecia!

You know I hate people See me like this

Alopecia is not a crime.

So they say, they say.

It's the medical term of what has happened to you.

?Alopecia! ?Alopecia!

Do not repeat that word, damn bastard.

Oh! Now the number of the maraja of Kapurtala.

I need you to come, Harry!

I'm coming, mom.

Do you know what Ronnie Asword says?

Tells me: ? " It's my imagination or ...

... Harry's bandages Are they getting bigger?

Does he really say that?

Harry, it's true. They are bigger. Every day you wear more.

You have a wonderful wig that ...

that you refuse to wear.

I tried, Charlie, and it did not work.

No, Charlie, no. I'm not doing well, do not you understand?

My neck is bare, naked.

Take a few touches with a pencil of eyes.

If a hairdresser does not know how to paint With a little hair, I'll do it for you.

No no...

Harold!

?How painful! ?How painful!

A knee in all the eggs!

In all the eggs!

?Sewer rat! You do not have a pinch of education!

Harold!

Would it be too much to ask you Help me with mom?

You need me to change it.

?Oh God!

It is stiff.

I pick it up and you pull it.

?C'mon darling!

That's that. Well well.

Your father had a bush of beautiful hair.

-Until the last moment. -Don't tell me, really?

-?What do you say? ?What have you said? -Don't worry, mom, honey, nothing.

It happened at night in the morning, Mrs. Leeds.

It was I who woke him up, you know?

His father had a hair beautiful.

I was there.

On top of the pillow. Oh, what a shock!

- Harry! -?What?

?Your hair! Look, your hair on the pillow!

?That awful! ?It turned pale!

It got so pale I started screaming.

I will bring you your cereals with milk, mom.

I thought it was a kitten curled up on her pillow.

Where did he get it from? I thought.

And when I was going to caress her ... ?Oh my goodness!

Well, you always had A weird head, Harry.

But, without hair it seemed the elbow of a washerwoman.

Why do not you shut up, it's vibrating? ? And your name is your friend?

?Always the same history! From my first bald head.

It was you who first told me: Oh, you're getting bald, you know? "

Of course I knew it. And I wanted forget it, not remind me.

A little understanding. It is a condition like any other.

A human and problematic affection.

Fair. It affects you, It affects the business, everything.

Well, a bit of tactful punetero.

One does not approach a lame to tell him:

" You have only one leg, Did you know? "

One is educated, look for apologies.

"? Really? I did not know I had legs orthopedics, crystal eyes and goiter ... "

?Shut your mouth!

A lovely hair was his father!

Harry!

It's very comfortable, does not it bother you? I upstairs hysterical, unable to sleep,

and she making a noise scary in the store.

Excuse me, Charlie.

The jail threatens me. This wake is mine, not yours.

I went to jail ten times for having your hair, Charlie.

And I would change up to the last hair, as long as you do not go.

That's why God is so smart.

Anyway, I'm glad You're here, Charlie.

- He's glad he can not sleep. - Do the punetero please shut up!

I want you to look at me, Charlie. ?Look at me!

Go! A twisted demonstration!

- It has been exciting? -It has cost me a lot.

I feel like a whore in an orgy of singing children.

You have a granite up there! ?You've seen?

?Head down!

It looks like Lady Godiva's tit.

I got it, Charlie!

I will never put on that wig. I will shine the baldness and I will laugh.

?Brightness? Shine where?

I'll face the customers, Charlie.

I'll take my scissors, the comb ...

Do you catch what? Of that nothing, dear. In this hairdresser no.

A bald hairdresser, does not it bother you? We would both end up unemployed.

Where can I go?

Upstairs, to the kitchen, wherever you want ... I do not care, as long as you're not here.

You're horrible, Charlie, inhuman, monstrous

Oh, yes, perfect!

How will I offer a bottle of Shampoo or capillary friction?

" Jolines " , they will say, " Is that what he uses? "

May the devil help you!

It does not bother you!

We have the full warehouse of growers,

ten shillings the bottle, dripper included,

and you, Lady Godiva's tit, in the armchair next door.

?Let me!

Your hairdresser's days are over, Dear!

You can be all educated what you want with your lame

but you will never see one dancing in the Royal Ballet.

I'll swallow that gas heater until I die.

I'm asking you if you see to some patizambo in the Royal Ballet.

?No no!

Well, there you have it, dear! There you have it!

Me and my magistrates, and you and your bright bald head,

we will form a very cheerful consortium.

If Jesus loves you, ?how lucky you are!

Crying again?

I'm a bit sad because I'm in trouble.

Natural, right?

You are always checking If I'm wet or dry.

Your eyes are irritated.

Only white.

Do not treat me like a clueca.

Today my mother touches me and I have enough.

I will take you.

What am I going to tell you?

Do you know, mom? They call me a fagot.

I will miss the days of my mother's visit.

I have made 149 visits.

The week he had the attack of vomiting I went twice.

149

-I wish I had treated better. -Yes.

It has cost me dearly, you know, Harry? It has been very difficult.

If I had had a few more pounds, I would have remarried maybe.

It was logical.

How is it logical? Can you know how you dare?

I could have had many women, many.

Not like you, and your antennas and your boy scout backpack.

I could have had hundreds of women.

Yes, well, you've had your mother. And thanks.

It is true.

It's a scary place where he is, Harry. It's like a vampire chicken coop.

I'm afraid to go there after nightfall

There is a corridor just before you get to Mom's door, remember, Harry?

Every time I go through that hallway

I see an old flabby ass disappearing from my sight.

I've seen 149 old asses, Harry. Never the same twice.

And it does not last until the next visit, you know?

Get old It is a smelly affair.

You can almost see the stench. Oh!

There it is, chewing with the gums,

with lips so wrinkled like a badly stitched blood sausage.

Here you have me again, honey. Again.

Is dessert delicious, mama?

The dessert is good, ? truth, honey?

Could not have been spent A bit in a more regal painting?

Are you okay, honey? ?You keep in shape?

?Who are you?

?What do you say? I'm your son, Charles. Charles, dear.

Old crazy woman!

?Out of here! ?Stop!

Outside the temple! ?Outside!, says the Lord.

Citizen of Gomorrah!

Curse of the darkness!

?Sodomite!

Turn your back on the devil!

?That's what I do!

Are you abandoned and ripped from my heart!

?Bastard!

You will know, dear.

Did he give you money?

He did not recognize me. He did not recognize me, Harry.

He has a mental block, Harry.

He hates me so much.

It was she who spawned you, Charlie.

Yes effectively.

? And where is my gratitude?

Putting her in this cemetery of elephants.

In a trumpet environment of death and flaccid meats.

Poor mom! Drying like a raisin

God is punishing me, Harry.

Maybe God is punishing Your mother, Charlie.

That is very deep, Harry.

Deep and beautiful

Let's go from here.

Have you seen on TV that program about nature

where do you teach pictures moving

of the cellular reproduction system?

At the same time as the movie of the first channel?

It was really fascinating.

All those thousands of frames expanded in motion

and a dro .....

Or was it a horse?

They get confused easily.

Please, shut up.

It was not a piece of the horse. And apparently, Charlie,

a mare has only one fallopian tube.

I thought that was on the outskirts of Rome.

Do not say foolishness.

It is where the ovules are stored until they are fertilized, or something like that.

And that's where they are created, Charlie, all the features

of the entire life cycle of any horse.

It's fantastic.

Amazing photos of thousands of those little things twisting,

fighting for survival, going up the fallopian tube.

- You will be a bitch! -They are things that happen, Charlie.

- Yes, but they are things of the horses. And of the humans!

Inside you and me, Charlie.

Those thousands of little things that twist They are inside you and me.

Not inside me, dear. Maybe they get lost.

The question is, Charlie, at what point nature has decided

in which male or female direction, in which direction to promote those things.

Do you want to shut up at once? Shut up once!

A twisted little bug ...

I already have enough problems so you can come to me with those memeces.

You will not believe that ...?

You see, I've read it in the newspapers.

Stopped on hold of medical report.

You will not think that I'm going to stop me?

Undressing me, touching me, questioning me ...

I would die, Harry! ?I would die!

Charlie.

Charlie.

Charlie.

Stop you for ...

... to make a medical report.

Take me to the Commissioner to recognize me.

No, no, Charlie, that's different. That is when...

Also, I will not allow it.

Stop looking with your mouth open and continue with yours!

If it had not happened, Harry, If it had not happened ...

If I could hide my hand here ...

and find me in a moment more secure in time ...

It is happening to me. It is happening to me.

I am not here.

Oh!

Do not worry, Charlie, It will only be a fine.

?Do you believe? ?Really? Do you believe it?

And that's how much.

Yes...

?A fine! But what a face you have! If I'm innocent!

May God help us all!

Geez, in a moment it's going to rain to cantaros!

Look, a chocolate bar Sunday, do you want a little?

?Oh God! For a diamond trail!

Instead of paper boats. real boats.

?You know? I do not have a single memory. They do not stay with me, they do not stay with me.

I only have one flash of a day of school.

There was a boy who was an authentic hunk and his sister.

We called it the dairy cow because it was very developed.

I was six years old.

And the dairy cow stole my frog.

That the dairy cow I steal you what?

My frog, dear! My frog! Like the one for the children's song.

Ah! ?Dammit!

I bet there is something deeply psychological in that.

If I could find out.

For all the hell, Harry!

I could take Kathy to the trial.

" This is my daughter, Knights of the jury ".

It seems to me a task to resort to to her after twenty years,

and then hold the sermon homosexual.

Because that does not get rid of.

Harry, I could say:

" That's my daughter, I generated that. It's mine ".

And if it turns out to be an authentic Busty, Harry,

a real busty ...

I will not be so lucky.

I bet it's a stick with clothes,

with rat face and breasts like canamones.

Harry, look! They are making love! They are making love!

Your mother thought you had gone forever.

Go for God!

She has been crying like a desperate one, sobbing all afternoon.

We've just gone for a walk for the countryside, that's all.

You should take care of her, you know, Harry? Because she's an old woman, you know?

Are not you going to leave, Charlie? Are not you going to leave? You can not go out.

Do you know, Harry? You should try Do not be so sensitive.

Like me for example.

You are not going out, ? true?

No, Harry, I'm not going out.

I'll stay at the hairdresser, swinging in the chair,

looking at myself in the mirror and inflating prophylactic balloons.

Harold!

Harry! You just returned from the polo match, from polo!

I've been removing your shit of the bathtub.

It is a bad spoken.

Hey, why do not you get the bottle of gin I give you Ronnie Asword ...

...for your birthday?

Total is more yours than mine. With the money that cost you.

Ah, well, congratulations, Dear!

- There was not more young,? true? -Don't give me the can.

If you do not give it to me with the disk jockey Do you give it to me with Ronnie Asword?

If you give me a kiss in the mouth, I'll tell you who the ladybug is.

Why do not you go to the cemetery, Where are the street cats going?

Why are you getting pissed, mosqueando?

You never think of the shame that People point us out.

Those two weird carcamales, Charlie and Harry.

Nothing happens to me, nothing. But I have to endure the shame.

Oh! ?Do not bother me!

Because, come on, you do not have nothing of Genghis Khan, right?

So do not pick up that much your feathers or we'll see you the corse.

Put on your boots.

Well, she's really pissed!

These boots are wet, dear, wet.

? Right, Jackie? It is drizzling.

My mother is in that room.

Do not tell us, sweetie. Let those who sleep sleep.

He has boasted of his time In the scene, ? true?

Are you weakening my peppers?

The usual, senora.

The only thing he has done in 25 years It is a role in an amateur company.

?Bitch!

And I destroy the paper!

Thanks for the compliment, my eternal love.

Not a vampire would suck my blood as much as you.

? And when have you supported me? Never.

Harold!

Harold!

Do not be scared, mom. It's nothing, it's nothing.

It's that door. Is it that you do not respect anything?

It seems a lie, Charlie. A whole life supporting you,

feeding you, worrying about you,

and not once did you tell me " Very well, Harry " , or " good job " .

You have never done that I felt important.

Maybe you are not, friend. Maybe you are not.

Yes, and in the depths of your heart are you serious.

You are convinced that you are better that I.

I'm an artist, right? Can I avoid being an artist?

If you had at least had a pinch of consideration towards anyone.

So sorry. Much.

?You are important! Important, important!

Well, I hope your nipples fall out. ?Fuck!

I have become in a disgusting shadow.

Do you want me to delete my name of the showcase?

Are you trying a new fetish, Dear? A new fetish?

?You are so smart! ? And do you know why? Because you do not have balls to be mediocre.

You and your artistic world and your beauty creams!

Did he tell you about his agent theater called Archie Feldan?

Never had any. It was never important.

Fuck you and your goodwill!

Archie Feldan is the anagram of his own name.

You've been crushing me for 30 years that way!

It's your own name, Charlie. Twisted like you

Everything about you is nothing more than a pig anagram of ... you're welcome.

? And who has told you that she is yours? Who told you that Kathy is yours?

Besides, Kathy was premature, was not she?

God, you are ready!

In a silver tray you give me a little doubt,

perfectly cooked so that it goes corroyendo me.

A good lawyer would make you look ridiculous

You have chosen a good night to destroy me,? true?

? And what about your mother?

She is mine, mine! Damn bastard!

Maybe, but I would not consent that trample my daughter

as an alibi of love life his father's.

" No, thanks " , I would say. " It's not from " , I would say.

" So go to hell " , I would say.

I would say any lie if it was Kathy's mother.

Well, you're not even cona.

For your biggest filthy disappointment, my dear frustrated infant Harriet!

Do not settle down, blond, you're leaving!

Kathy is mine, mine! It has my eyes.

And, also, for years I was brushing the old sow.

Do not be a storyteller, Charlie, do not be a storyteller

Could I tear off the ...

You'll be happy, right? ?Happy?

?I hate you! To you and your disgusting head!

And I to you, Charlie!

To you and your cruel gang of sardonic artists,

that compensate for your failures crucifying others!

?Alopecia! ?Alopecia! ?Alopecia!

Alopecia! Alopecia! ?Alopecia!

?Alopecia!

You and your damn occurrences!

Using me as a ladder between failure and failure.

?Dammit! Are you making your own portrait!

Ask with sincerity.

Are you not happy that In my letters, never be excited?

Not money in my pockets, nowhere to go,

except to that pigsty with glitter full of hair.

We are already, the shining of the heart! The shriek of the last death rattles!

Always trying to lower myself to your level.

I bet you pray at night:

" My God, make Charlie be as small as I ".

Take off that damn clothes now!

Get undressed!

?Let's go! You have a robe in the bedroom!

You are vulgar and flabby! And I'm not finished!

I like beautiful people, with fresh smell

and with beautiful silk curls!

Did you hear me, Harry?

Are you you, Harold?

Are you awake, mom?

A blond ...

What do you say, Harold?

?Mom!

Hug me, mom!

?Hug me!

?Mom!

I never do anything, Harry. Now you know.

God knows that I never do anything.

I just like new people, strong and clean

I like to be close to her.

?What are you doing? ?What are you doing?

I would like to sleep a few hours.

But not in your manure! Not in your pigsty!

Please darling, Where is the gin?

If a big vacuum cleaner sucked me towards oblivion,

there would be no clock that will stop working.

As dry as the potty of a camel.

I'm going to drink my hair! ?You heard me?

Reinona decrepita! Reinona decrepita!

You will regret when he is dead.

Harry ...

Harry ...

Harry ...

?What are you doing?

Harry, are you okay?

Easy!

Damn you imbecile!

Not just, Harry!

Do not leave me, Harry!

Not just, just not! Not just, Harry!

You are not a decrepita reinona, You're a great guy, my love.

?Christ! I wish I would have told you.

Why did not I ever tell you?

Not just, just not! Not just, Harry!

?Bastard! It can not be that serious!

Holding out for you to do mouth-to-mouth breathing?

?Do not bother me! Come back boy! Come back, Harry, come back!

?What are you doing? ?What are you doing?

Great.

Evil maricon, bitch face! Trying to leave me!

I will never feel again sure with you!

I will spend my life vigilanote!

Suddenly I saw everything red.

And, do you know something, Charlie?

Oi how my body hit the ground when falling.

And I crouched there, saying nonsense. For little notice to the police!

What police?

What police? ?What...?

The flame is still on! It's still on!

Well of course.

I had to break the glass.

What a barbarity, Charlie! You would not think that ...?

You would not have thought that I ...

Please, Charlie. ?Oh no!

I thought you were dead. And now I am disappointed.

It's been a simple voltage drop, Charlie.

It has already happened to me again, ?you do not remember?

?Do not! Damn it, no!

Are you dizzy, Charlie?

It has given me a tug in the heart and that hurts.

I would kill you for this!

- You scared a lot? -I have nausea.

My poor one. I'll take you to bed Come. Come.

I will make you comfortable and I will rush the blankets.

Yes, I thought I had left alone ...

No, I'll take care of you

Manana is my judgment!

That is an annoyance, but we will fix.

Harry, I think you are ...

I think you are...

?as you say?

I have not heard you.

Shut up and let me breathe!

Charlie!

Charlie!

This morning is your judgment. Your judgment!

? Has the night passed?

He came and he left.

?Oh God! I hear bells.

Are not you going to answer that bell?

I'm doing something special.

It's useless to get acical, you are not going anywhere

It's closed, sir, closed. Today is my judgment, my judgment.

Come back tomorrow.

?God! What would I have done if ... if Harry dies?

?You realize? I thought about Harry.

I thought about him.

?OMG!

?Oh God!

Remembering last night,

I beg you to help me in the trial.

I will never have dirty thoughts.

I'll put Harry to regime.

I will take you to the doctor.

And I will not be rude to him again.

?I swear! ?I swear!

Jesus, make me remember how alone are the people!

The handicapped, the old ...!

Charlie, do not be cruel.

?Who speaks?

Charlie, are you in the store?

Pretty, Harry, very pretty.

I warned you.

No, it's pretty ...

Did not they have other colors?

I had brown and curly hair, with very thick curls.

Yes, I know I know.

No, no, if I like ... I like it...

It's as if I had grown up really.

Excuse me, Harry.

You do not like.

I knew you would not like it.

No, if I knew it.

I like it, Harry. I like it.

I can not stand you like submissive. ? Will you always continue like this?

Good...

Charlie, do not mind, go ahead.

Throw me one of your cruel pujas. Be yourself.

Good...

...you are like...

Do not stop, Charlie. Be sincere.

Where do you put it on tonight? In a cage?

That's my Charlie, my old Charlie! Come on, tell me more!

It seems as if he had been spit on ink to a hot hard egg.

?Bastard! You are evil and evil!

Damn it, Harry! You asked me! You asked me!

You and your beautiful hair!

Wish your scalp throw hair and more hairs

until your cell in jail reaches be like a dunghill with bars

and you in the middle, Fighting to survive,

with hairs sticking out of your ears, of the eyes and your fucking ass.

Well, Charlie, I'm going there.

Good luck Charlie.

My father was a very strange preacher, a strange preacher.

I leave my mother.

He wrote in the collar " put it on your " , and I throw it to the ground.

Charlie ...

?you'll be fine?

I'm dressed and ready and I would love to go with you.,

?Your? ? To come with me? ?Oh my GOD! I would fall 100 years!

Harry!

Harry!

Harry!