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52 00: 02: 25.746 -> 00: 02: 28.347 - Nu was het niet de moeite waard om uit het zoeken naar?
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Weet je wel hoe je dat ding, baby gebruiken?
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- Natuurlijk, ja.
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Het is net als met behulp van mijn lul, babe.
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Dus dat is een nee, dan?
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Nou ik nog nooit gehoord je klaagt eerder.
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Oh, omdat mijn vriendinnen en ik
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maken plezier van u achter uw rug.
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- Wat?
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- Oh niets, baby.
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Je weet dat ik hou van hoe je mijn wereld op zijn kop.
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- Pleasure, zijn goed.
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Oke.
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- Weet je nog waar we naartoe gaan?
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Ik bedoel, het is al erg laat
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en we hebben nog steeds het opzetten van het kamp
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en god, ik heb het koud mijn tieten af hier.
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- Kijk, ik zal warm je tieten, oké?
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En geef me een minuut, oké?
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De man zei dat het recht hier ergens, oké?
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Wil je nog steeds het zien, vind je niet?
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- Goed.
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- Kijk, je weet hoe waardevol dit is?
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Heb je enig idee?
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Mensen gaan gek voor deze shit.
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Ik bedoel, als we vinden Alex Black's amulet,
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- Nou dat is het juist, Paul.
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Hoe weet je wel hoe het eruit ziet?
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Heb je dat ooit gezien?
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- Nee, ik heb nog nooit gezien
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maar dat betekent niet dat we moeten stoppen
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er naar zoeken.
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Mensen gaan gek over deze shit, oké?
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De kleinste stukje van het leven van een seriemoordenaar
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en ze eet het gewoon op.
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We zullen legends zijn als we deze weg te trekken.
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Bent u chickenshitting op mij?
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Moeten we gaan?
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Moeten we vertrekken? - Nee natuurlijk niet.
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Maar kunnen we niet rusten voor een minuut?
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Mijn voeten doen pijn.
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Gelieve?
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- Geef me 10 minuten, oké?
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Geef me 10 minuten.
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Als we niets in 10 minuten te vinden
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Ik zal geven, zullen we kijken in de ochtend, oké?
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- Ugh, prima.
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- Dank je.
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- Maar denk niet yo'ure gaat krijgen om te kijken naar deze vanavond.
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- We zullen kijken in de ochtend.
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We kijken in de ochtend, dat is prima.
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- Abso-neuken-wel een rol.
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Ik ga een dutje te doen, oké?
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Waar ga je naar toe?
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- Ik moet pissen.
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Dus doe het hier, dus ik kan kijken.
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- fuck off, ik kom terug in een minuut.
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- Foul, geen kleren!
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- Welke, bullshit.
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De fuck is voorbij, kleding is terug naar zijn optioneel.
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- Volgens waarvan de regels?
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- Volgens de mijne.
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Zij die het poesje eigenaar maakt de regels.
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- Oh oke.
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Zij die het poesje eigenaar maakt de regels, oke.
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- Ik ben zo terug.
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- Ja, ja wat dan ook.
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- Paul, ben jij dat?
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Paul, stoppen met neuken rond.
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Ik meen het.
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Hallo?
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Babe, waar is mijn wiet?
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Het is in de rugzak.
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- O mijn God.
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Babe, babe, ik denk dat ik het vond.
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- Holy Shit Paul, heb je.
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U vond Alex Black's amulet.
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- Dit is wat gaf hem al zijn macht.
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Dit is wat maakte hem ondoordringbaar is om wapens en shit.
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- ondoordringbaar, dumbass.
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Ik hoorde het kan ook hem terug te brengen uit de dood.
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Maar dat vereist een bloedoffer.
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- Wow, ziet eruit als we gaan rijk en beroemd zijn, hè?
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Een van ons is.
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- Wat?
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Nee, nee!
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- Aw.
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Arme, arme dom Paul.
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Opstaan, Alex Black!
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Rise nogmaals, ik smeek u!
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- Nu, het verhaal
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is dat de Vietnamese torpedo schepen gelanceerd
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een verrassingsaanval op de Verenigde Staten
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in de Golf van Tonkin.
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En twee jaar later,
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de Verenigde Staten beantwoord de aanval.
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Je bent op de lijn met Outlaw Dave.
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U bent de 13e beller.
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Je hebt net een twee paar kaartjes
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de Sacrilegious Ontheiliging laten zien dit weekend.
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- Absoluut niet.
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Neuk je serieus?
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Hey, je kunt niet die woorden te zeggen
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op de radio.
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- Mijn vrienden zijn totaal gaan schijten,
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dit is slecht!
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Ik zei je, je kunt niet zeggen dat!
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- Hoe dan ook, wat dan ook, zie je daar.
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Haaa!
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Ja ja ja ja ja!
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- Nu Miss Burns, krijg je hier beneden
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en je zet deze telefoon omhoog.
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O mijn God.
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Wat, oh my.
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Miss Johnson, ziet u,
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Dit ondergoed dat ze draagt.
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Dat is wat ik wil dat je te krijgen, zie, ik heb net.
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The Vietnam War,
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also known as - Stop, move it.
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The second Indo China War.
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- Stop, go away.
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Was a cold war era proxy war.
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- Oh!
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Oh my god.
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- What's that Mr. Youngblood?
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- Oh, I was just whistling because, wow, Vietnam.
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Yeah.
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- Eloquently put, Kevin.
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Now the United States government would have you believe
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that the Vietnam conflict arose because--
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Dammit.
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That's time, folks.
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Have a great weekend
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and don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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- That doesn't leave a whole lot.
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You smell like weed, dude.
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- What's that, Mr. Youngblood?
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- I said you too, sir.
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- Real smooth, dude.
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- Shut up.
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- Jamie, what the hell?
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If Mr. Miller would have seen you,
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your ass would have been busted.
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- So what?
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Miller can eat me.
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- Hey, I thought that's what I got paid to do.
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- Then I'm paying too much for the service.
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- Hey, I'd love to munch your tang
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like a fat kid eating cake.
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- You two seriously need to get a room.
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- Yeah, one with plastic on the walls
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to prevent stains from your bodily fluids.
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- Not a problem.
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She got me covered.
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Ooh,
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- You ass.
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I know someone who's got a date with Rosie Palm
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and her five sisters tonight.
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- As long as you give me a skin target, I'm game.
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- You two are seriously twisted.
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- Totally.
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So, Heather, I've got a surprise for you.
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- Is that what you flashed Mr. Miller's class for?
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- Well yeah.
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But trust me, it's totally worth it.
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Great, spazzoid's here.
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- Hi Heather.
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Hi sis.
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- Didn't mom tell you never to make eye contact
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with me while we're on school grounds.
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- Yes.
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- Hey Larry, how's it going?
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- Did you see there's gonna be an exhibit
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on the mating habits of a Loxosceles reclusa next week
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at the Museum of Natural Science?
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The Loxosceles reclusa.
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The Brown Recluse Spider!
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- Oh, right, right.
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Uh, really?
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Wow, that's amazing, Larry, but,
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- Dude, she's already got plans, spazzoid.
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Why don't you go hump some other chick's leg?
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- Maybe some other time, yeah?
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- Yeah, that's cool.
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Have a good weekend, guys.
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- You too, Larry.
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- Hey Larry.
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Hi, Caroline.
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- So, what's the big surprise, Jamie?
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- Oh, okay, okay.
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We are now the proud owners of
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four tickets to the Sacrilegious Desecration concert
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this fucking weekend!
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- No shit?
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- Really, holy shit, where is it?
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- It's up in Woodland Hills.
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- Woodland Hills?
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- Yeah, Woodland Hills.
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Doesn't your mom have a cabin up there?
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- Well yeah, but um.
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- Okay well, the concert's tomorrow night
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so if we leave in the morning,
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we can have the rest of the weekend
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to party our fucking asses off!
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- Yeah!
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- Yeah.
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- Mom will never go for it.
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I haven't been to that cabin since I was a little girl,
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not unsupervised, anyways.
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- Bullshit!
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- No, I'm serious.
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Since it's just the two of us,
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mom's gotten weird about me going off without her.
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I mean hell yeah, let's go get drunk
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and rock and roll until we puke!
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- That's the spirit.
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- Hell yeah, road trip.
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- I just, I don't know how I'm gonna clear it with my mom.
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- Just beg her.
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Please, pwetty please.
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Pwinsess wants to have some fun
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before her pussy dries up and she's in a nursing home.
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- Very funny, Jamie.
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I'll ask, but trust me
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Mom will never say yes.
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- Yeah she will.
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You know we've done everything else.
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- Oh jeez, what the hell are you reading now?
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- 10 surefire ways to keep him happy in bed.
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Is leave him the fuck alone one of them?
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- Who the fuck said I'm talking about you, asshat?
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- Jimmy twist.
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Hey guys.
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- Howdy, how's it hanging?
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- Oh Lou, you're always so much in my crotch.
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- Mhm, well, bored all day with this pain in the butt
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I figured your genitals might amuse me,
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Deputy Matthews.
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- It's Sheriff Matthews.
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I was elected last month, you may recall.
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- Wow, very nice, but I'm sorry
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I don't vote, Sheriff.
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- They don't let sex offenders vote.
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Hardy goddamn har.
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Look, listen to this comedian, huh?
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Well you married this so-called sex offender
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so what does that make you?
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Some lowlife slutbag?
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- As this slutbag is so painfully reminded every night
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you come stumbling into bed
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smelling like hamburger grease and raccoon farts.
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- Goddamit Bonnie, it was a possum.
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She doesn't even know the difference.
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- Easy guys, easy.
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- Dumbass.
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- Easy.
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- What's up, Sheriff?
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- This is a fascinating conversation,
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I'm sure that it's the highlight of my whole day
261
00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:33,978
but I didn't come in here to listen to you guys
262
00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,114
bicker about burgers and beer.
263
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- Is there something wrong, Sheriff?
264
00:13:37,751 --> 00:13:38,950
- Hey, hey, hey, you got that strange look on your face
265
00:13:38,952 --> 00:13:41,019
I haven't seen in about six years.
266
00:13:42,823 --> 00:13:43,655
- You remember there was a couple
267
00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:44,856
that came into town last week?
268
00:13:44,858 --> 00:13:46,057
Young couple?
269
00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:48,560
- Yeah, yeah, that was them,
270
00:13:48,562 --> 00:13:49,694
honeymooners, I remember.
271
00:13:49,696 --> 00:13:51,513
- Yeah.
272
00:13:51,514 --> 00:13:53,331
Paul and Dana Farmer from Mayland County.
273
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,499
- That's right, they were talking about
274
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going camping up near Woodland Hills.
275
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,769
- That's right.
276
00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,037
- Just leave it up to a man to think his wife
277
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wants to swat skeeters by a lake all night long.
278
00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:03,174
- Just like a woman to remind a husband
279
00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:04,475
what a pain in the ass she could be
280
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,177
when he takes you on a nice vacation!
281
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,545
- Anyway.
282
00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:09,948
- It was some skeeters I was swatting.
283
00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:11,249
Keep it up, I'll swat you.
284
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,784
- Hey listen, they're missing
285
00:14:12,786 --> 00:14:15,854
and they've been gone for about a week.
286
00:14:15,856 --> 00:14:16,688
Have you seen them?
287
00:14:16,690 --> 00:14:17,522
Did they come in here at all?
288
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:18,857
- Yeah they came in here,
289
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,024
they came and asked a bunch of questions.
290
00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:20,859
- Really?
291
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:21,693
- Yeah.
292
00:14:21,695 --> 00:14:22,594
- Like what?
293
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:26,297
- Questions, questions they had no business asking.
294
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:27,799
- Such as?
295
00:14:27,801 --> 00:14:29,868
They asked about you know who.
296
00:14:29,870 --> 00:14:31,502
- You know who, you mean Alex Black?
297
00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,737
- That's right.
298
00:14:32,739 --> 00:14:35,306
Asked about his powers, where the hell he was buried,
299
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:37,408
the legend behind, you know, all that other nonsense.
300
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,977
- Lou, what did you tell them?
301
00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,396
- I told them what I tell everyone else.
302
00:14:41,397 --> 00:14:42,847
Just a bunch of stories, that's about it.
303
00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:44,983
The girl seemed kind of bored
304
00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:47,585
and mentioned there was a rumor
305
00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,454
that Alex's necklace was spotted up
306
00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:51,356
near Adrienne's place.
307
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:53,558
- Adrienne?
308
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:54,759
- That's right, Adrianne.
309
00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,561
- Adrienne Palmer?
310
00:14:56,563 --> 00:14:59,264
- It's the only Adrienne I know, Sheriff.
311
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,465
- Hmm.
312
00:15:00,467 --> 00:15:03,635
I didn't realize she was back in town.
313
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,169
Yeah, she comes down here every once in a while
314
00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,871
to swipe alcohol from us.
315
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,806
- You don't happen to know
316
00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:11,843
where she's hanging out these days, do you?
317
00:15:11,845 --> 00:15:14,145
- Yeah, where she at, up on the hill.
318
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:15,246
Chuck's old place.
319
00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:16,346
- Beat up old house that Chuck Russell used to--
320
00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,049
- I know that place all too well.
321
00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:18,883
- Right.
322
00:15:18,885 --> 00:15:20,418
- Well, you two.
323
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,754
Thanks for the coffee.
324
00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:23,588
- My pleasure.
325
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:24,422
- Bonnie.
326
00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:26,524
Lou, just say no.
327
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,529
- You think they spoken since she got out
328
00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,764
of the nuthouse?
329
00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:35,300
- For his sake, I sure as hell hope so.
330
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:38,536
- Kevin, you want this shit?
331
00:15:38,538 --> 00:15:39,437
Yeah.
332
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,372
Oh!
333
00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,542
Shit's harsh, dude.
334
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,311
- Yeah?
335
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:47,145
Yeah.
336
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:47,979
- You get it from the same guy?
337
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:48,813
Yeah.
338
00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:49,781
Fuck, here, you want some?
339
00:15:49,783 --> 00:15:50,615
- Fuck yeah.
340
00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:51,883
- Here you go.
341
00:15:51,885 --> 00:15:53,851
Need another beer.
342
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:55,853
- Here, take this, take that.
343
00:15:55,855 --> 00:15:58,189
Fucking. - Shitting motherfuckers!
344
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:07,098
Adrienne, I need to talk to you,
345
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:07,999
can you open the door?
346
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:11,135
- All right, relax.
347
00:16:15,241 --> 00:16:16,374
Look at that.
348
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:17,775
Nobody told me
349
00:16:17,777 --> 00:16:20,912
it was my birthday. - Hi.
350
00:16:22,048 --> 00:16:25,049
Hey, um, just one second.
351
00:16:25,051 --> 00:16:26,384
- Shut the door.
352
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:30,655
There's bad people out there.
353
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,791
That's very funny, but I'm on police business
354
00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:36,294
and if we could.
355
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:38,896
- Okay.
356
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:45,536
I will button up for business.
357
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,940
I don't wanna offend your delicate sensibilities.
358
00:16:48,942 --> 00:16:49,841
- Thank you.
359
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,444
- Come.
360
00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:55,680
- Looks like you weren't expecting anybody.
361
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,450
- Because I fired the cleaning lady
362
00:16:59,452 --> 00:17:01,686
because that bitch,
363
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:08,926
- Yeah, it's hard to find good help,
364
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:10,995
you know, that's what they always say.
365
00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,397
- What?
366
00:17:12,399 --> 00:17:13,564
- Nothing, never mind.
367
00:17:14,601 --> 00:17:16,901
- Yeah, um.
368
00:17:19,672 --> 00:17:21,239
- Sorry.
369
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,175
- That, that's okay.
370
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:26,310
That's okay.
371
00:17:26,312 --> 00:17:31,182
Because tomorrow, I'm gonna spring clean.
372
00:17:32,385 --> 00:17:33,418
- Good.
373
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:36,354
What do you want to drink?
374
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,657
With me.
375
00:17:39,659 --> 00:17:41,459
Coffee, vodka.
376
00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:42,894
- Cup of coffee would be great
377
00:17:42,896 --> 00:17:44,395
if it's not too much trouble.
378
00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:49,734
- There's no trouble for you, Deputy Dwayne Matthews.
379
00:17:51,838 --> 00:17:54,405
Cream sugar or vodka?
380
00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,941
Cream and sugar would be good, thanks.
381
00:18:09,489 --> 00:18:11,656
- Cream and sugar would be good.
382
00:18:20,467 --> 00:18:21,365
All right.
383
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,343
But,
384
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,348
that's for you.
385
00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:39,217
- Thanks, no no, I'm good.
386
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,919
- I like a little kick with mine.
387
00:18:42,789 --> 00:18:43,821
- I could see that.
388
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,594
- So, I, uh, It's good?
389
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:51,596
- It's great, it's great.
390
00:18:51,598 --> 00:18:53,097
It's a little strong, but,
391
00:18:54,534 --> 00:18:55,867
it's all right, I like it strong.
392
00:18:55,869 --> 00:18:58,369
- I am happy you're here, Deputy.
393
00:18:59,539 --> 00:19:03,141
- You know, it's actually Sheriff now.
394
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,575
Whoah.
395
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:06,577
- I won an election.
396
00:19:06,579 --> 00:19:08,746
- Wow, that's awesome.
397
00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:12,083
What, did the other Sheriff die?
398
00:19:12,085 --> 00:19:14,285
- No, no, he retired which is kind of why I won,
399
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,553
it wasn't too hard.
400
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:16,420
- Huh.
401
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:18,823
Who knew?
402
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:23,461
- Well I was at the Gas and Gulp.
403
00:19:23,463 --> 00:19:26,831
And Lou down there,
404
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,700
- That guy's a dick.
405
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:31,802
- Yeah, I know he's a dick.
406
00:19:31,804 --> 00:19:34,605
But he said that you might be able to help me with this.
407
00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:35,439
- Oh yeah?
408
00:19:35,441 --> 00:19:36,340
- Can you take a look?
409
00:19:38,211 --> 00:19:39,110
- What?
410
00:19:40,113 --> 00:19:41,779
I wouldn't kick them out of bed.
411
00:19:43,249 --> 00:19:45,917
You probably would 'cause you're funny now.
412
00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:49,720
But what'd they do, steal a duck
413
00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:51,355
from Sanderson's farm?
414
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,657
- No, they didn't steal a duck.
415
00:19:52,659 --> 00:19:53,925
They're missing actually.
416
00:19:53,927 --> 00:19:56,160
And they rented a,
417
00:19:56,162 --> 00:19:59,330
they rented a campsite, they went for a hike
418
00:19:59,332 --> 00:20:02,266
and then nobody heard from them.
419
00:20:02,268 --> 00:20:03,501
It's been about a week.
420
00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:07,238
- So big time Sheriff has resorted
421
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:11,142
to chasing down kids that ducked out on a 10 dollar bill.
422
00:20:11,144 --> 00:20:13,211
Don't worry, I've got money.
423
00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,345
I will pay it for them.
424
00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:15,479
- Have you seen them?
425
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,183
I, have I what?
426
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:21,352
- You haven't seen them, okay well,
427
00:20:21,354 --> 00:20:22,753
- I hope to see them.
428
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:23,554
- Yeah.
429
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,022
Adrienne, thanks for your help
430
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,490
and for the coffee.
431
00:20:28,094 --> 00:20:30,695
If you hear anything, you promise to let me know, all right?
432
00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:35,199
- Yeah, you know what's really funny, Sheriff?
433
00:20:35,201 --> 00:20:37,335
What's that?
434
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:41,806
- Kids go missing, they go missing in another town
435
00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,308
and maybe they're off canoeing.
436
00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,676
Maybe they're fucking.
437
00:20:45,678 --> 00:20:50,081
Maybe they just decided to go away.
438
00:20:50,083 --> 00:20:52,250
But kids go missing in Woodland Hills.
439
00:20:52,252 --> 00:20:53,251
Hey.
440
00:20:53,253 --> 00:20:55,253
- And everybody fucking knows!
441
00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:57,121
- Alex Black is dead, Adrienne.
442
00:20:57,123 --> 00:20:58,022
He's dead.
443
00:20:58,891 --> 00:21:00,791
All right, we buried him.
444
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:04,128
- I've seen them.
445
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:06,430
- Do you even remember any of it?
446
00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,399
Are you just too drunk to remember?
447
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,738
- I remember everything.
448
00:21:15,308 --> 00:21:18,075
I remember everything that happened.
449
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,044
And I remember every goddamn day
450
00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:22,947
that I was in that shithole of an institution.
451
00:21:24,183 --> 00:21:28,052
Oddly enough, I don't remember ever seeing you.
452
00:21:30,123 --> 00:21:32,189
- I think that you think you're the only person
453
00:21:32,191 --> 00:21:35,459
who was affected by that event.
454
00:21:35,461 --> 00:21:36,560
That's what I think.
455
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:38,696
It's all about you.
456
00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:40,865
I mean look around.
457
00:21:43,970 --> 00:21:44,969
- Wasn't I?
458
00:21:46,472 --> 00:21:47,371
Hmm?
459
00:21:49,142 --> 00:21:52,143
- Adrienne I'm really sorry I didn't come to visit you.
460
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,846
That's the only thing I needed to say today.
461
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:59,150
Sorry?
462
00:21:59,152 --> 00:22:00,618
That's okay.
463
00:22:02,522 --> 00:22:05,089
I don't need apologies.
464
00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:06,057
- I'm gonna go now.
465
00:22:06,059 --> 00:22:07,224
- I don't give a fuck.
466
00:22:08,628 --> 00:22:10,127
I don't give a fuck 'cause
467
00:22:10,129 --> 00:22:13,497
you smell anyways, like a fucking pig.
468
00:22:14,467 --> 00:22:17,034
Like a fucking piglet.
469
00:22:17,804 --> 00:22:20,204
Fucking.
470
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:22,773
I think you should come back
471
00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:26,210
when you wanna fuck, piggy.
472
00:22:29,182 --> 00:22:31,882
Ah fuck, fucking piece of shit.
473
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,251
- Goddamn, I'm so fucking sick of Jamie, dude.
474
00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:35,720
- She always thinks it's about her.
475
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:38,622
- Man I cannot wait to meet Dizzy Hayes in person.
476
00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:41,092
He's so fucking sexy!
477
00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:43,461
- You know he's hairy as fuck.
478
00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:44,628
- You think she was dropped?
479
00:22:44,630 --> 00:22:45,730
Like as a kid?
480
00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:48,099
- Oh, I don't know, I've never asked her.
481
00:22:48,101 --> 00:22:50,634
- I'm totally gonna blow him if I get the chance.
482
00:22:50,636 --> 00:22:51,869
- Really?
483
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,304
I don't think Kevin would mind.
484
00:22:53,306 --> 00:22:55,406
- I'm gonna get so much fucking pussy at this concert.
485
00:22:55,408 --> 00:22:57,074
It's gonna be unbelievable.
486
00:22:57,076 --> 00:22:58,275
From her, right?
487
00:22:58,277 --> 00:22:59,110
- Who?
488
00:22:59,112 --> 00:23:00,378
- Who, Jamie.
489
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:01,229
I mean that's what
490
00:23:01,230 --> 00:23:02,079
we do in the cabin. - Yeah, some of it.
491
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,013
Is she okay with that?
492
00:23:03,015 --> 00:23:05,149
- Oh, yeah she's fine. - Really?
493
00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:07,084
- You know, as long as she doesn't find out, she's fine.
494
00:23:07,086 --> 00:23:10,154
- Oh fuck, I love this song!
495
00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:12,423
They better play it at the show.
496
00:23:12,425 --> 00:23:17,027
And "Tormented by my Lover", and "Stone Cold Steel Blue"
497
00:23:17,029 --> 00:23:20,798
and "Whipped by the Chains of Lust".
498
00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:21,932
And "Diving at the White".
499
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:23,434
- They can play everything, Jamie.
500
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:24,301
- I know.
501
00:23:24,303 --> 00:23:25,369
I'm just so excited!
502
00:23:26,472 --> 00:23:27,371
Woo, woo!
503
00:23:28,641 --> 00:23:32,476
Yes, oh this is gonna be so fucking wicked!
504
00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:34,478
That's all you, bro.
505
00:23:38,151 --> 00:23:40,151
- Oh fuck, this is supposed to burn?
506
00:23:40,153 --> 00:23:41,852
Shit yeah, that means it's working.
507
00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,254
- Is it supposed to burn your taint?
508
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:45,790
Yeah. Give me the fucking joint.
509
00:23:45,792 --> 00:23:49,760
Here, here, take it out, take it out.
510
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,163
- Dammit.
511
00:23:52,165 --> 00:23:54,365
- What, how do you not know how to fix this?
512
00:23:54,367 --> 00:23:56,600
- I'm not a fucking scientist.
513
00:23:56,602 --> 00:23:57,601
- Ugh!
514
00:23:57,603 --> 00:23:59,203
- 200 bucks.
515
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:00,804
- So lame, ugh, why the fuck did you buy this thing?
516
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:01,639
- Hey guys.
517
00:24:01,641 --> 00:24:03,441
A little problem here?
518
00:24:05,678 --> 00:24:06,477
What's up?
519
00:24:06,479 --> 00:24:07,978
- You guys need some help?
520
00:24:07,980 --> 00:24:09,013
- No.
521
00:24:09,015 --> 00:24:09,847
No, we're fine.
522
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:10,748
- Really?
523
00:24:12,285 --> 00:24:13,284
- Yo, check it out.
524
00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,419
- We're going too.
525
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,154
Sacrilegious Desecration.
526
00:24:17,156 --> 00:24:18,622
- Oh shit, yeah.
527
00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:20,591
- We were totally hitching but like
528
00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,259
Nobody's picking us up out here.
529
00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:25,996
You know, I know a thing or two about engines.
530
00:24:25,998 --> 00:24:27,364
If you want I can take a look.
531
00:24:27,366 --> 00:24:28,699
If I could run it,
532
00:24:28,701 --> 00:24:31,335
- Yeah, come on look at it.
533
00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:32,369
Hey, what's going on?
534
00:24:32,371 --> 00:24:33,204
- How's it going?
535
00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:34,104
- Okay, right on.
536
00:24:34,974 --> 00:24:37,107
You guys got a place to stay out there?
537
00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:37,942
- No, not yet.
538
00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:38,776
- Heather.
539
00:24:38,778 --> 00:24:40,044
- Oh okay.
540
00:24:40,046 --> 00:24:42,079
We got a cabin, you guys can come.
541
00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:44,114
- Really, that would be awesome.
542
00:24:44,116 --> 00:24:44,949
- Oh snap.
543
00:24:44,951 --> 00:24:46,584
- Yeah, that's my cousin.
544
00:24:46,586 --> 00:24:47,418
- Baby.
545
00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:48,452
- What?
546
00:24:48,454 --> 00:24:49,920
- We're talking.
547
00:24:49,922 --> 00:24:50,754
- So?
548
00:24:50,756 --> 00:24:51,589
- I'm Ashley.
549
00:24:51,591 --> 00:24:52,490
- Hey. - Hi.
550
00:24:52,492 --> 00:24:53,557
- Nice to meet you.
551
00:24:55,328 --> 00:24:57,394
I'm a fucking gentleman.
552
00:24:57,396 --> 00:24:58,295
- Right.
553
00:24:59,866 --> 00:25:00,764
- Kevin.
554
00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:05,469
- All right, motherfuckers, let's roll!
555
00:25:05,471 --> 00:25:07,738
Woo, Sacrilegious Desecration!
556
00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:18,699
Hey, watch it!
557
00:25:18,700 --> 00:25:20,283
- Whoah, dude. - Larry, what the fuck?
558
00:25:20,286 --> 00:25:21,552
- That hurt.
559
00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:22,920
- What, what are you doing here?!
560
00:25:22,922 --> 00:25:23,821
- What?
561
00:25:25,091 --> 00:25:26,156
Mom said I could come.
562
00:25:26,158 --> 00:25:27,291
Oh that's bullshit.
563
00:25:27,293 --> 00:25:29,960
No, no, we are taking him home right now.
564
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:31,095
- Aren't we almost there?
565
00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:33,531
- I am not spending,
566
00:25:33,533 --> 00:25:35,833
I'm not going to this concert with my bratty little brother!
567
00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,568
- Come on Jamie, I don't even have to go
568
00:25:37,570 --> 00:25:39,336
to the concert, just let me stay at the cabin
569
00:25:39,338 --> 00:25:40,170
with you guys.
570
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:41,005
- Oh my god.
571
00:25:41,006 --> 00:25:41,839
- So we might as well just let him go.
572
00:25:41,841 --> 00:25:43,107
It's not gonna kill us.
573
00:25:43,109 --> 00:25:45,676
Plus we need one sober person there this weekend
574
00:25:45,678 --> 00:25:47,578
so he can hold on to the tickets.
575
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,113
- No, no fucking way.
576
00:25:49,115 --> 00:25:50,180
No way.
577
00:25:50,182 --> 00:25:51,832
- Well, why not?
578
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,483
I mean look, he's gonna be the one responsible there
579
00:25:53,486 --> 00:25:55,085
so he can watch after the tickets
580
00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:56,320
and we'll be fine.
581
00:25:56,322 --> 00:25:58,122
I mean it's not like we can dump him.
582
00:25:58,124 --> 00:26:00,424
- Fine, I'll give him the fucking tickets, here.
583
00:26:01,961 --> 00:26:03,427
And you better not lose those.
584
00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:04,562
Don't lose those.
585
00:26:04,564 --> 00:26:07,298
I will fucking kill you myself.
586
00:26:07,300 --> 00:26:08,966
- You won't even know I'm here.
587
00:26:08,968 --> 00:26:10,434
I promise.
588
00:26:12,638 --> 00:26:13,837
I gotta poop.
589
00:26:13,839 --> 00:26:14,772
Fantastic!
590
00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:21,445
- I'm gonna shit my pants!
591
00:26:21,447 --> 00:26:23,347
- Bathroom's round back, honey.
592
00:26:23,349 --> 00:26:24,214
- Oh god.
593
00:26:26,552 --> 00:26:28,185
- I'm not getting you bean dip.
594
00:26:35,861 --> 00:26:37,795
- Welcome to Lou's Diner, girls.
595
00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:38,829
My name is Bonnie.
596
00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:39,663
What can I get you?
597
00:26:39,665 --> 00:26:41,231
- Uh, let's see.
598
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:45,769
Four hamburgers, four double cheeseburgers,
599
00:26:45,771 --> 00:26:49,273
four hotdogs and three bags of chips.
600
00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:50,107
You want anything?
601
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:52,076
- Hah, funny.
602
00:26:52,077 --> 00:26:54,044
- Oh, please tell me you have bean burritos.
603
00:26:54,046 --> 00:26:56,013
- Looks like someone wants to sleep alone tonight.
604
00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:59,350
- Hah, no, I just need a bean burrito.
605
00:26:59,352 --> 00:27:01,785
- Okay, so that'll be four hamburgers,
606
00:27:01,787 --> 00:27:03,387
four double cheeseburgers, four hotdogs,
607
00:27:03,389 --> 00:27:05,689
two bags of chips and a bean burrito.
608
00:27:05,691 --> 00:27:06,924
- Nope, make it two.
609
00:27:08,461 --> 00:27:10,361
What, I'm not driving.
610
00:27:10,363 --> 00:27:11,996
- Get out while you can, honey.
611
00:27:14,467 --> 00:27:16,166
- We can Dutch oven.
612
00:27:16,168 --> 00:27:17,067
- Ugh.
613
00:27:23,909 --> 00:27:24,742
- Need some help with that?
614
00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:26,844
- What, help with what?
615
00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:28,078
- Your belt, cutie.
616
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:30,180
- Uh, no, I think I got it.
617
00:27:31,517 --> 00:27:32,466
Oh, you're strong.
618
00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:33,416
- Looks like you're having some trouble.
619
00:27:33,419 --> 00:27:35,119
- Um, no.
620
00:27:35,121 --> 00:27:36,920
- Are you sure you don't need our help?
621
00:27:36,922 --> 00:27:37,755
- Yeah I'm pretty sure.
622
00:27:37,757 --> 00:27:38,656
With something?
623
00:27:44,430 --> 00:27:47,097
- I thought I smelled something wet and tasty.
624
00:27:47,099 --> 00:27:48,232
- Hahaha.
625
00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:49,767
Hey baby.
626
00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:51,035
- Never mind the baby bullshit.
627
00:27:51,037 --> 00:27:52,836
Let's see what's hanging under that dress.
628
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:54,738
- What makes you think you deserve it?
629
00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:56,507
- My dick will thank you later.
630
00:27:56,509 --> 00:27:59,176
- Want a little preview?
631
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:01,011
- So you guys stay back later?
632
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:01,912
- No.
633
00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:11,955
- Hey, Adrienne.
634
00:28:11,957 --> 00:28:13,691
You gotta pay before you play!
635
00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,493
Such a party pooper.
636
00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:18,362
- Bonnie, this stupid bitch is gonna drive us
637
00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:19,563
out of business.
638
00:28:19,565 --> 00:28:21,799
Lay it on my tab, Lou.
639
00:28:21,801 --> 00:28:23,534
Eat my shit, you psycho.
640
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:26,637
- What's her deal?
641
00:28:26,639 --> 00:28:28,372
- Her name's Adrienne.
642
00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:30,307
Poor thing's been through hell.
643
00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:31,942
She grew up around these parts.
644
00:28:33,679 --> 00:28:36,613
She witnessed a bunch of her friends get murdered.
645
00:28:36,615 --> 00:28:37,815
By a pickaxe.
646
00:28:37,817 --> 00:28:38,649
- What?
647
00:28:38,651 --> 00:28:40,150
- Holy shit, that was her?
648
00:28:40,152 --> 00:28:41,552
- Yeah, seriously.
649
00:28:41,554 --> 00:28:43,687
She and Sheriff Matthews ran his ass off.
650
00:28:44,690 --> 00:28:47,558
Been crazy as a shithouse rat ever since.
651
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,992
- You know what, can we just go now?
652
00:28:48,994 --> 00:28:50,394
- Why, what's the matter?
653
00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,198
- Never mind.
654
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,200
Your food will be ready in a few minutes.
655
00:28:56,202 --> 00:28:58,068
- Okay, I'm gonna go drain the weasel.
656
00:28:58,070 --> 00:28:59,737
- Uh, what?
657
00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:10,681
Oh my god.
658
00:29:10,683 --> 00:29:11,682
Good boy.
659
00:29:22,661 --> 00:29:24,294
Thanks for the fun, cowboy.
660
00:29:25,331 --> 00:29:27,231
We'll be seeing you around.
661
00:29:28,434 --> 00:29:30,400
Yeah, see you around, cutie.
662
00:29:36,008 --> 00:29:37,608
- Who were they?
663
00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:38,675
They're hot.
664
00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,146
- I think I just lost my virginity.
665
00:29:43,549 --> 00:29:44,448
- Jerky?
666
00:29:45,351 --> 00:29:46,216
- No, I've had enough of that.
667
00:29:46,218 --> 00:29:47,818
- Yes you have.
668
00:29:47,820 --> 00:29:49,019
Your dick's still hanging out.
669
00:29:49,021 --> 00:29:50,187
Oh!
670
00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:57,561
- Every time.
671
00:29:58,697 --> 00:30:00,397
Kevin does the same thing.
672
00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:02,599
- Connect the dots, lalala.
673
00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:06,370
- What the hell?
674
00:30:07,306 --> 00:30:09,840
You look exactly like him.
675
00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:11,308
I'm sorry?
676
00:30:11,310 --> 00:30:12,676
- Holy shit.
677
00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:14,778
- Why are you touching me?
678
00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:16,880
- You have Ted's eyes.
679
00:30:16,882 --> 00:30:18,549
She has Ted's eyes.
680
00:30:18,551 --> 00:30:19,783
- Let go of me.
681
00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:22,152
- Whoah whoah, whoah, hey, crazy lady.
682
00:30:22,154 --> 00:30:24,655
Why are you pawing on my girlfriend like that?
683
00:30:24,657 --> 00:30:25,689
- Pawing?
684
00:30:26,792 --> 00:30:28,492
I'm fucking her with my eyeballs.
685
00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:37,468
- It's okay.
686
00:30:37,469 --> 00:30:39,703
- I just thought she was somebody else, hombre, senor.
687
00:30:41,307 --> 00:30:42,206
Ola.
688
00:30:43,142 --> 00:30:44,441
- Here you go ladies.
689
00:30:44,442 --> 00:30:45,741
That'll be 19 dollars and 82 cents.
690
00:30:51,750 --> 00:30:53,317
- Looks like rain tonight!
691
00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:57,621
High five, sister!
692
00:30:58,490 --> 00:30:59,389
Yeah.
693
00:30:59,391 --> 00:31:03,126
- Adrienne, you can't run our customers off that way.
694
00:31:03,128 --> 00:31:04,228
You're cut off, baby.
695
00:31:05,531 --> 00:31:06,797
Come on, you're cut off.
696
00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:09,499
- You just wanna fuck me
697
00:31:10,769 --> 00:31:14,404
and I don't like your eyelashes.
698
00:31:15,507 --> 00:31:17,574
I don't like lesbians.
699
00:31:17,576 --> 00:31:20,277
So fuck off.
700
00:31:21,947 --> 00:31:22,846
- Come on.
701
00:31:25,517 --> 00:31:26,350
Get out of here.
702
00:31:26,352 --> 00:31:27,651
- Your beer's gross anyway.
703
00:31:32,157 --> 00:31:33,457
Hell yeah!
704
00:31:33,459 --> 00:31:35,792
That's the new one from Zack Star and the Vicious Vixens.
705
00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:38,195
Up next, we got one from our pals
706
00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:39,429
at Sacrilegious Desecration.
707
00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:42,165
We're gonna be tearing it up tonight in Woodland Hills
708
00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:44,601
so smoke them if you got them.
709
00:31:44,603 --> 00:31:48,639
You are listening to KRAK 101.1 on your FM dial.
710
00:31:53,712 --> 00:31:55,178
- This haul leaves a little too left
711
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:56,513
to be desired, ladies.
712
00:31:57,683 --> 00:32:00,484
Three days, three fucking days
713
00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:02,152
and the best thing you can get is 15 bucks
714
00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:03,387
from some nerd?
715
00:32:03,389 --> 00:32:05,355
And a pair of tickets to some shitty ass concert?
716
00:32:05,357 --> 00:32:06,523
I mean what the fuck good are you
717
00:32:06,525 --> 00:32:08,592
besides a case of slap and tickle?
718
00:32:08,594 --> 00:32:10,628
- Hey!
719
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,663
At least we got the nerd to cream in his pants.
720
00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:18,802
- You whores think I'm fucking around?
721
00:32:18,804 --> 00:32:19,903
- Fuck you, Victor.
722
00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:21,571
We aren't whores.
723
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:23,874
- Yeah.
724
00:32:23,876 --> 00:32:25,108
We're sluts.
725
00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:27,177
Whores get paid for sex.
726
00:32:27,980 --> 00:32:29,379
- We're in it for sport.
727
00:32:29,381 --> 00:32:31,882
- You crazy bitches could drive a moron nuts.
728
00:32:31,884 --> 00:32:33,583
- I can tell we already have.
729
00:32:36,188 --> 00:32:37,054
- Look, look.
730
00:32:38,157 --> 00:32:41,325
Victor, baby, there haven't been that many tourists
731
00:32:41,327 --> 00:32:43,360
passing through lately.
732
00:32:43,362 --> 00:32:45,495
- Yeah, it's been slow.
733
00:32:45,497 --> 00:32:46,897
Give us a break.
734
00:32:46,899 --> 00:32:49,366
- Shut your fuckhole before I shut it for you.
735
00:32:52,705 --> 00:32:54,671
Look, I'm tired.
736
00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:57,874
Marilyn, get naked.
737
00:32:59,345 --> 00:33:01,912
- I love it when you talk to me all romantic like.
738
00:33:02,881 --> 00:33:03,780
Mmm.
739
00:33:09,888 --> 00:33:10,787
Mmm, mmm.
740
00:33:16,595 --> 00:33:18,228
- Unless you can help your cousin in law
741
00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:20,464
schlob on this knob, why don't you do yourself a favor
742
00:33:20,466 --> 00:33:21,932
and clean this place up.
743
00:33:21,934 --> 00:33:22,833
- Eat me, Victor.
744
00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:29,740
- Ooh!
745
00:33:34,580 --> 00:33:35,812
- Waste no time, guys?
746
00:33:36,648 --> 00:33:37,547
Jesus.
747
00:33:39,051 --> 00:33:41,318
Make yourself useful and clean this place up.
748
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:42,786
Shit.
749
00:33:42,788 --> 00:33:45,022
It's dirt and weeds, asshole.
750
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:49,226
When I get back, he'll be lucky I don't tear
751
00:33:49,228 --> 00:33:50,127
his balls off.
752
00:33:52,831 --> 00:33:53,730
Hello?
753
00:33:55,834 --> 00:33:56,700
Victor?
754
00:33:58,737 --> 00:33:59,636
Marilyn?
755
00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:04,608
Hello?
756
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:08,612
Is somebody there?
757
00:34:12,451 --> 00:34:13,350
You guys.
758
00:34:14,553 --> 00:34:15,452
This isn't funny!
759
00:34:33,205 --> 00:34:34,738
- Ah yeah!
760
00:34:37,443 --> 00:34:38,642
Wow.
761
00:34:38,644 --> 00:34:41,511
You lasted almost as long as your brother did.
762
00:34:42,848 --> 00:34:44,714
- Fuck off and die.
763
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,352
- Oh god, no!
764
00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:50,921
Oh god, no!
765
00:34:50,923 --> 00:34:52,155
Help me!
766
00:34:52,157 --> 00:34:53,056
Oh god!
767
00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:07,471
- You ugly fuck!
768
00:35:07,473 --> 00:35:09,506
You just killed my best bitch, motherfucker.
769
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:10,340
And now you're gonna pay,
770
00:35:10,342 --> 00:35:11,241
I'm gonna break your ass--
771
00:35:24,123 --> 00:35:24,955
What the fuck?
772
00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:27,824
98, 99, 99 and a half!
773
00:35:27,826 --> 00:35:29,593
- Hurry the fuck up, my ass is on fire!
774
00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:33,063
- One hundred!
775
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:35,966
Your ass is gonna get it now.
776
00:35:35,968 --> 00:35:38,435
Your ass is like a lobster.
777
00:35:39,204 --> 00:35:41,304
- All right, truth or dare?
778
00:35:41,306 --> 00:35:42,739
- Dare.
779
00:35:42,741 --> 00:35:44,307
- I was hoping you'd say that.
780
00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:47,010
- Do your worst, bitch.
781
00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:50,213
- I dare you to kiss Ashley.
782
00:35:50,215 --> 00:35:51,047
Ew, no.
783
00:35:51,049 --> 00:35:51,882
- Wait, what?
784
00:35:51,884 --> 00:35:54,134
- Gross, come on.
785
00:35:54,135 --> 00:35:56,385
- What is this supposed to be your payback or whatever?
786
00:35:58,023 --> 00:36:00,157
No way, I'm not fucking doing it.
787
00:36:00,159 --> 00:36:01,691
- Hey, you know the consequences
788
00:36:01,693 --> 00:36:03,026
if you don't do the dare, babe.
789
00:36:03,028 --> 00:36:05,095
You gotta run naked through the rosebushes outside.
790
00:36:05,097 --> 00:36:05,929
- Yup.
791
00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:07,063
- All right, fine, fuck it.
792
00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:07,898
Whatever, I'll do it.
793
00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,132
- I'll take the dare, Jamie.
794
00:36:09,134 --> 00:36:11,735
Look, I'm still pulling thorns out of weird places.
795
00:36:12,638 --> 00:36:14,571
- Fine, fine!
796
00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,106
Fucking, I'm going to kiss her,
797
00:36:16,108 --> 00:36:17,674
you fucking happy?
798
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,746
- No, no, bullshit!
799
00:36:22,748 --> 00:36:25,849
No, a full on fucking Frenchie style
800
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:27,751
sloppy fucking tongue wrestling or it's the run.
801
00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:28,652
Get out.
802
00:36:28,654 --> 00:36:30,153
Rosebush, out.
803
00:36:30,155 --> 00:36:31,571
Rosebush!
804
00:36:31,572 --> 00:36:32,988
- No, fuck you, you never said how I had to kiss her.
805
00:36:32,991 --> 00:36:35,559
- No, no, no, see I think a vote by committee on this one
806
00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:37,427
is gonna rule in Kevin's favor, right fellas?
807
00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:38,862
- You are such an asshole.
808
00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:39,829
- Just shut up and kiss her.
809
00:36:39,831 --> 00:36:40,664
- Hey!
810
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,332
- What, she's breaking the rules.
811
00:36:42,334 --> 00:36:44,467
You know how I feel about rulebreakers.
812
00:36:44,469 --> 00:36:45,635
You never said.
813
00:36:45,636 --> 00:36:46,802
- Just do it and get it over with.
814
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:50,407
- Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!
815
00:36:57,282 --> 00:37:02,152
Do it.
816
00:37:04,823 --> 00:37:08,225
Hell yeah!
817
00:37:10,796 --> 00:37:12,462
- The hell already.
818
00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:14,381
No.
819
00:37:14,382 --> 00:37:15,531
- I gotta put my mag down for this.
820
00:37:16,702 --> 00:37:18,668
- You guys are totally warped.
821
00:37:18,670 --> 00:37:19,936
I'm gonna go get another bottle.
822
00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:21,338
Anybody want anything?
823
00:37:21,339 --> 00:37:22,739
- Yeah, some fucking potato chips.
824
00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:23,940
Fuck, I got the fucking munchies
825
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:25,508
like a fucking motherfucker.
826
00:37:25,510 --> 00:37:27,110
- I need another beer and pretzels,
827
00:37:27,112 --> 00:37:28,378
god, lots of pretzels.
828
00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:29,980
- I'll take another fifth.
829
00:37:29,982 --> 00:37:31,014
Take another fist.
830
00:37:31,016 --> 00:37:31,915
- Hey!
831
00:37:40,359 --> 00:37:41,925
- I have got to get the taste of that girl
832
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:43,126
out of my mouth.
833
00:37:43,128 --> 00:37:45,028
She taste like the bottom of an ashtray.
834
00:37:45,030 --> 00:37:46,263
- I know.
835
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:51,568
I guess it's really no different from kissing Kevin.
836
00:37:51,570 --> 00:37:54,137
You know, I don't like that chick.
837
00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:55,572
The way she looks at Kevin.
838
00:38:00,112 --> 00:38:03,446
It's like a dog eyeing on a chew toy.
839
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:06,149
- Hit me?
840
00:38:07,452 --> 00:38:10,387
Or like a preying mantis after having sex.
841
00:38:10,389 --> 00:38:12,822
- You just had to go there, didn't you?
842
00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:15,458
- Did I hear you referring to a mantis religiosa?
843
00:38:15,460 --> 00:38:17,527
- Jesus, Larry, you're such a fucking dweeb.
844
00:38:17,529 --> 00:38:18,695
Will you fuck off?
845
00:38:18,697 --> 00:38:19,529
- Fucking off.
846
00:38:19,531 --> 00:38:20,430
- Thank you.
847
00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:25,819
You know he's had a crush on you
848
00:38:25,820 --> 00:38:27,737
ever since that time in Old Man Cunningham's field, right?
849
00:38:27,739 --> 00:38:31,508
- Um, fewer things have been more obvious
850
00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:34,411
and water being wet has been less obvious.
851
00:38:34,413 --> 00:38:36,413
- Where the fuck is the potato chips?
852
00:38:36,415 --> 00:38:37,614
- I'm coming.
853
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:41,685
I swear if he doesn't watch his ass,
854
00:38:41,687 --> 00:38:43,353
he's gonna wind up dead tonight.
855
00:38:49,361 --> 00:38:50,360
- Attagirl.
856
00:38:51,363 --> 00:38:52,329
Way to go, stupid.
857
00:38:52,331 --> 00:38:54,064
- Ah, fuck me.
858
00:38:54,066 --> 00:38:55,515
Now that we're done with the garbage
859
00:38:55,516 --> 00:38:56,965
can we get ready and go to this fucking concert?
860
00:38:56,968 --> 00:38:58,335
- Come on, Bonnie.
861
00:38:58,337 --> 00:38:59,169
Don't you think we're getting a little too old
862
00:38:59,171 --> 00:39:01,037
for this rock and puke show?
863
00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:02,339
- Old, speak for yourself.
864
00:39:02,341 --> 00:39:03,757
Besides I deserve a night out
865
00:39:03,758 --> 00:39:05,174
after that shit you pulled last week.
866
00:39:05,177 --> 00:39:07,344
And you know what, stop with the stupid
867
00:39:07,346 --> 00:39:08,345
fucking accent already.
868
00:39:08,347 --> 00:39:10,447
- Bonnie, one fucking guy figures out
869
00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:11,348
that I'm from Brooklyn,
870
00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:13,049
the mob will be here in 15 minutes.
871
00:39:13,051 --> 00:39:16,353
So guess what, the goddamn accent stays, okay?
872
00:39:16,355 --> 00:39:18,121
- Shit, I can only be so lucky.
873
00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:24,194
Did you hear that?
874
00:39:24,196 --> 00:39:25,128
- Hear what?
875
00:39:26,865 --> 00:39:27,764
- Listen.
876
00:39:29,968 --> 00:39:31,484
Boo!
877
00:39:31,485 --> 00:39:33,001
- Goddammit, you almost made me shit my pants!
878
00:39:33,004 --> 00:39:34,087
- Stupid chickenshit.
879
00:39:34,088 --> 00:39:35,171
- What the fuck is wrong with you, woman?
880
00:39:35,173 --> 00:39:36,005
- You did smell surprised.
881
00:39:36,007 --> 00:39:37,006
- I've had it with this horseshit,
882
00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:37,841
get on your fucking knees.
883
00:39:37,843 --> 00:39:38,942
You wanna go to this show,
884
00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:40,076
get on your goddamn knees
885
00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:41,244
and suck my flesh flute!
886
00:39:41,246 --> 00:39:43,613
Ah, nothing, get on your knees!
887
00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:44,981
I've had it with this nonsense
888
00:39:44,983 --> 00:39:47,417
and this garbage and all your fucking sarcasm.
889
00:39:47,419 --> 00:39:48,585
Hey, you think you make bubbles
890
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:49,752
come out of my nose with your flesh flute?
891
00:39:49,755 --> 00:39:51,254
- Yeah I'll make some bubbles come out of your nose
892
00:39:51,256 --> 00:39:52,489
like goddamn Elmer's glue,
893
00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:55,658
bubble all white and goopy all over your stupid face.
894
00:39:56,962 --> 00:39:58,061
Aah.
895
00:39:58,063 --> 00:39:59,129
Oh yeah, oh baby.
896
00:39:59,131 --> 00:40:01,264
- God, even with my pecker down your gullet
897
00:40:01,266 --> 00:40:03,266
you're useless, turn the fuck around.
898
00:40:05,904 --> 00:40:07,437
- You better make this fast.
899
00:40:07,439 --> 00:40:08,605
- I'll make it fast.
900
00:40:08,607 --> 00:40:10,507
I'll hold my nose and pretend it's your sister.
901
00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:11,574
Come in a second.
902
00:40:11,576 --> 00:40:14,778
- Concert blow and rail me.
903
00:40:16,181 --> 00:40:17,514
Ugh, thank god.
904
00:40:19,284 --> 00:40:20,917
What the fuck?
905
00:40:40,405 --> 00:40:41,304
- Ouch!
906
00:40:49,047 --> 00:40:50,246
Well?
907
00:40:50,248 --> 00:40:51,548
- Well what?
908
00:40:51,550 --> 00:40:54,184
- Well it's your turn to fucking dare somebody, genius.
909
00:40:54,186 --> 00:40:55,552
- Oh, sorry.
910
00:40:57,022 --> 00:40:59,255
Her, take her shirt off.
911
00:41:00,725 --> 00:41:02,559
- Heather, truth or dare.
912
00:41:02,561 --> 00:41:03,460
- Me?
913
00:41:04,930 --> 00:41:06,596
- This is gonna be fucking lame.
914
00:41:07,866 --> 00:41:08,798
- Truth.
915
00:41:10,802 --> 00:41:12,068
- All right, all right, hold on,
916
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:13,303
let me think about this.
917
00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:15,705
What was that weirdness with you
918
00:41:15,707 --> 00:41:18,408
and that drunk bitch at the bar earlier?
919
00:41:18,410 --> 00:41:22,078
- You guys heard of the legend of Alex Black, right?
920
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:24,881
How he terrorized this little town
921
00:41:24,883 --> 00:41:28,318
and a girl named Adrienne Palmer was the sole survivor?
922
00:41:31,122 --> 00:41:32,455
That was her.
923
00:41:32,457 --> 00:41:33,490
- Holy shit.
924
00:41:35,627 --> 00:41:38,428
- I thought Alex Black was just some local legend.
925
00:41:39,331 --> 00:41:40,163
- No.
926
00:41:40,165 --> 00:41:42,966
Every word is true.
927
00:41:42,968 --> 00:41:46,236
My family, about six years ago
928
00:41:46,238 --> 00:41:48,638
we came out here to just unwind,
929
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,006
you know, and relax.
930
00:41:51,176 --> 00:41:56,045
My brother Ted, he was a bit of a rebel.
931
00:41:56,047 --> 00:41:58,882
I mean a really hard partier.
932
00:41:58,884 --> 00:42:00,216
He'd put us to shame.
933
00:42:01,286 --> 00:42:04,153
He and some friends were throwing a party
934
00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:06,189
at Old Camp Arapahoe.
935
00:42:06,191 --> 00:42:08,057
It was right across the lake.
936
00:42:10,028 --> 00:42:14,097
It started raining really, really hard and
937
00:42:15,467 --> 00:42:16,966
his girlfriend Delia,
938
00:42:18,069 --> 00:42:19,702
she was drunk off her ass
939
00:42:19,704 --> 00:42:22,772
and she decided to go for a swim
940
00:42:22,774 --> 00:42:24,841
in the middle of the damn storm.
941
00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,178
She got to the middle of the lake
942
00:42:29,180 --> 00:42:31,648
and Alex Black, he was there.
943
00:42:31,650 --> 00:42:33,683
He was waiting for her.
944
00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:39,889
He snagged her and he drowned her.
945
00:42:43,828 --> 00:42:46,996
My brother, my brother Ted
946
00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:52,001
he tried to save her.
947
00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:52,902
But um,
948
00:42:56,474 --> 00:42:58,541
Alex, he killed him too.
949
00:43:02,781 --> 00:43:07,850
That's why she said that you look just like him.
950
00:43:10,488 --> 00:43:13,323
She was talking about my brother.
951
00:43:18,530 --> 00:43:19,862
- How did she know him?
952
00:43:21,466 --> 00:43:22,865
- They were friends.
953
00:43:25,804 --> 00:43:28,538
She was over at my house a couple times
954
00:43:28,540 --> 00:43:30,540
but I was really little then
955
00:43:30,542 --> 00:43:32,475
so I didn't really get to know her.
956
00:43:36,481 --> 00:43:39,482
She was the one that found my brother's body.
957
00:43:40,852 --> 00:43:44,487
She's the only person to have seen Alex Black
958
00:43:44,489 --> 00:43:46,689
and have survived.
959
00:43:48,393 --> 00:43:52,061
She killed him right before she was committed
960
00:43:52,063 --> 00:43:54,664
to an asylum in Meadow Falls.
961
00:44:03,308 --> 00:44:04,807
I'm so sorry, baby.
962
00:44:14,619 --> 00:44:18,755
- That's awful, why didn't you tell us about this?
963
00:44:18,757 --> 00:44:19,906
It's a big deal.
964
00:44:19,907 --> 00:44:21,056
- How am I supposed to tell my best friends,
965
00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:23,626
oh by the way, six years ago,
966
00:44:23,628 --> 00:44:25,695
a serial killer stalked my brother
967
00:44:25,697 --> 00:44:27,830
and killed all of his friends.
968
00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:37,006
Who needs a fucking drink?
969
00:44:37,008 --> 00:44:38,841
- Uh me, definitely me.
970
00:44:41,746 --> 00:44:42,645
Thank you.
971
00:44:51,690 --> 00:44:53,690
I'm sorry to be such a downer, guys.
972
00:44:54,726 --> 00:44:55,625
- It's okay.
973
00:44:57,762 --> 00:44:59,996
Not to totally change the subject
974
00:44:59,998 --> 00:45:04,100
but we have about two hours before the show starts.
975
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:07,904
Maybe we should get changed?
976
00:45:07,906 --> 00:45:10,206
- Yeah, yeah I got to take a shower anyway.
977
00:45:11,009 --> 00:45:13,710
You wanna join me, big boy?
978
00:45:13,712 --> 00:45:15,912
- Yeah go ahead, I'll join you in a second.
979
00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:20,216
- Whatever, dude.
980
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:23,186
- Fuck.
981
00:45:26,391 --> 00:45:27,957
The fuck is up with Jamie?
982
00:45:27,959 --> 00:45:28,891
Really?
983
00:45:30,128 --> 00:45:31,327
- Dude.
984
00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:32,228
Ashley.
985
00:45:34,999 --> 00:45:37,166
Jamie's fucking jealous.
986
00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:39,068
- Whatever dude, fucking.
987
00:45:39,070 --> 00:45:40,603
Fucking chicks, man.
988
00:45:41,639 --> 00:45:42,839
- Fucking chicks.
989
00:46:10,935 --> 00:46:12,602
- This is not real.
990
00:46:16,574 --> 00:46:18,074
This is not real.
991
00:46:43,034 --> 00:46:44,300
- Ugh! - Shit, sorry.
992
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:46,636
- Watch where you're fucking going, spazzoid.
993
00:46:47,739 --> 00:46:49,338
- Why don't you try and be a little bit nicer to me?
994
00:46:49,340 --> 00:46:51,240
Some day, I might not be around
995
00:46:51,242 --> 00:46:53,676
and you'll be pretty sorry you were ever mean to me.
996
00:46:53,678 --> 00:46:55,828
- Sorry?
997
00:46:55,829 --> 00:46:57,979
Oh, sorry I didn't realize nerds have feelings.
998
00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:01,184
Tell you what, the day I'm nice to you
999
00:47:01,186 --> 00:47:03,886
is the day I drop dead, okay?
1000
00:47:03,888 --> 00:47:05,054
- Yeah, whatever.
1001
00:47:15,834 --> 00:47:16,899
- Boo!
1002
00:47:16,901 --> 00:47:19,035
- Oh, god, don't fucking do that again.
1003
00:47:19,037 --> 00:47:20,670
I almost shit myself.
1004
00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:23,706
- Well, you do no how to rev a girl's engines.
1005
00:47:28,813 --> 00:47:30,246
I've been waiting all day to do that.
1006
00:47:30,248 --> 00:47:31,147
- Yeah, me too.
1007
00:47:35,653 --> 00:47:37,353
You ready to see the anaconda?
1008
00:47:37,355 --> 00:47:38,554
- Anaconda?
1009
00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:41,123
I was gonna say I could suck you stupid
1010
00:47:41,125 --> 00:47:43,025
but I see someone beat me to it.
1011
00:47:55,273 --> 00:47:56,239
- Ah, yeah.
1012
00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:02,311
- Shit, hey Jamie.
1013
00:48:03,181 --> 00:48:04,780
- Oh, sorry, I just should have been
1014
00:48:04,782 --> 00:48:05,615
paying more attention.
1015
00:48:05,617 --> 00:48:06,816
- No worries, it's cool, hey.
1016
00:48:06,818 --> 00:48:07,950
You been crying?
1017
00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:10,086
- Me, no.
1018
00:48:10,088 --> 00:48:11,587
Be serious.
1019
00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:13,489
- Come on, it's okay.
1020
00:48:13,491 --> 00:48:15,691
Ashley's a super bitch.
1021
00:48:15,693 --> 00:48:16,659
- Ah yeah she is.
1022
00:48:18,296 --> 00:48:20,463
I love Kevin with all my heart.
1023
00:48:20,465 --> 00:48:21,764
- Sweetheart, I know.
1024
00:48:23,201 --> 00:48:25,935
And I'm sure right now they're out there somewhere
1025
00:48:25,937 --> 00:48:26,936
fucking.
1026
00:48:28,973 --> 00:48:34,043
So, do you want to get back at them?
1027
00:48:37,048 --> 00:48:38,047
Oh yeah!
1028
00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:38,881
Ah yeah!
1029
00:48:38,883 --> 00:48:39,715
Feel the tits!
1030
00:48:39,717 --> 00:48:40,883
Really?
1031
00:48:40,884 --> 00:48:42,050
Just fucking do it, shitstorm!
1032
00:48:42,887 --> 00:48:44,754
Awesome! Fuck!
1033
00:48:44,756 --> 00:48:45,788
Ah, Kevin!
1034
00:48:45,790 --> 00:48:46,722
Uh, Bill.
1035
00:48:46,724 --> 00:48:47,690
Fuck you!
1036
00:48:47,692 --> 00:48:49,625
You are fucking me, stupid!
1037
00:48:49,627 --> 00:48:50,793
- Like read the fucking numbers!
1038
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:54,997
Oh yeah!
1039
00:48:57,969 --> 00:48:59,568
- I hate my life.
1040
00:48:59,570 --> 00:49:00,803
Yeah!
1041
00:49:03,374 --> 00:49:04,840
- Jesus, Larry.
1042
00:49:04,842 --> 00:49:06,242
You scared the shit out of me.
1043
00:49:06,244 --> 00:49:07,944
- Yeah, sorry.
1044
00:49:07,946 --> 00:49:08,911
I keep doing that.
1045
00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:12,682
Are you comfy?
1046
00:49:12,684 --> 00:49:14,216
- I'm just gonna go sleep on the couch.
1047
00:49:14,218 --> 00:49:17,153
See if I can block out the sound.
1048
00:49:17,155 --> 00:49:20,489
Big sis has loud orgasms.
1049
00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:23,025
Let go of my fucking face!
1050
00:49:23,027 --> 00:49:24,694
Don't tell me what to do!
1051
00:49:24,696 --> 00:49:25,628
Do it!
1052
00:49:25,630 --> 00:49:27,530
- Larry wasn't kidding.
1053
00:49:27,532 --> 00:49:28,998
- Doesn't Kevin sound weird?
1054
00:49:30,101 --> 00:49:31,968
- Sound the way you sound when I fuck him.
1055
00:49:31,970 --> 00:49:33,069
- Like a mammoth.
1056
00:49:36,040 --> 00:49:37,940
Isn't that Bill's shirt?
1057
00:49:41,579 --> 00:49:43,179
You're not Big Kev.
1058
00:49:44,349 --> 00:49:45,448
- Don't tell anybody.
1059
00:49:46,784 --> 00:49:49,318
Yo man, now that we're all close and shit you, uh,
1060
00:49:49,320 --> 00:49:51,487
we got any more food around here?
1061
00:49:51,489 --> 00:49:53,622
- Can we smoke some weed first?
1062
00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:55,291
- Yeah, we can do that.
1063
00:49:55,293 --> 00:49:57,159
I hope you wore two socks.
1064
00:49:59,664 --> 00:50:02,164
- Jamie, what the hell?
1065
00:50:02,166 --> 00:50:04,400
Why are you wearing Bill's shirt?
1066
00:50:04,402 --> 00:50:06,736
- Oh, looks like I won't be getting any sleep
1067
00:50:06,738 --> 00:50:08,004
down here either.
1068
00:50:12,777 --> 00:50:14,276
- What do you think?
1069
00:50:14,278 --> 00:50:15,745
Fuck Kevin.
1070
00:50:15,747 --> 00:50:20,649
Fuck him, fuck that stupid fucking trailer park slut.
1071
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,753
He pissed me off, you know.
1072
00:50:23,755 --> 00:50:25,955
So of course I go fuck the first guy
1073
00:50:25,957 --> 00:50:26,889
that'll have me.
1074
00:50:26,891 --> 00:50:28,958
Just are you surprised?
1075
00:50:28,960 --> 00:50:29,859
- Yo.
1076
00:50:41,873 --> 00:50:43,372
- Jamie.
1077
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:45,074
- What, Heather?
1078
00:50:45,076 --> 00:50:46,042
Fuck him.
1079
00:50:46,911 --> 00:50:49,278
They are dead to me.
1080
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:50,179
- Oh fuck.
1081
00:50:51,282 --> 00:50:52,181
Oh fuck, oh fuck.
1082
00:51:00,925 --> 00:51:01,824
Woo.
1083
00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:13,702
So on a scale of one to 10, 10 being the highest,
1084
00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:16,038
that's about a 32.9, right?
1085
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,106
- Yeah right.
1086
00:51:17,108 --> 00:51:19,308
My dog fucks better than you do.
1087
00:51:19,310 --> 00:51:20,609
- What was that?
1088
00:51:20,611 --> 00:51:22,244
- I said yeah right,
1089
00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:23,579
best I ever had.
1090
00:51:24,549 --> 00:51:26,082
- Another satisfied customer.
1091
00:51:26,951 --> 00:51:28,751
Oh hey, just keep quiet about this, okay?
1092
00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:30,352
I plan on proposing to Jamie tonight
1093
00:51:30,354 --> 00:51:31,253
at the concert.
1094
00:51:33,558 --> 00:51:35,224
- Yeah, sure, whatever dude.
1095
00:51:35,226 --> 00:51:37,626
Don't worry, you're safe.
1096
00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:40,096
Cross my heart and hope to die.
1097
00:51:40,932 --> 00:51:41,831
- Oh fuck!
1098
00:51:45,236 --> 00:51:46,469
What the fuck?
1099
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:54,610
I need those.
1100
00:52:18,669 --> 00:52:20,503
- Where's my wallet?
1101
00:52:20,505 --> 00:52:22,838
Shit, fuck!
1102
00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:24,206
Where's my fucking wallet?
1103
00:52:28,212 --> 00:52:29,111
Shit.
1104
00:52:30,248 --> 00:52:31,981
She's gonna kill me!
1105
00:52:35,953 --> 00:52:37,753
- Feeling any better?
1106
00:52:37,755 --> 00:52:40,389
- Ask me that again when I'm about here.
1107
00:52:40,391 --> 00:52:41,790
- Um, guys.
1108
00:52:43,027 --> 00:52:45,327
- Not now, spazzoid.
1109
00:52:45,329 --> 00:52:47,096
- It's kind of important.
1110
00:52:47,098 --> 00:52:49,131
- I'll handle it.
1111
00:52:49,133 --> 00:52:50,399
So what's the problem?
1112
00:52:51,602 --> 00:52:52,868
- I lost the tickets.
1113
00:52:52,870 --> 00:52:53,936
- You did what?
1114
00:52:53,938 --> 00:52:55,471
- I lost the tick--
1115
00:52:55,473 --> 00:52:56,572
What the hell, sis?
1116
00:52:56,574 --> 00:52:59,441
Whoah, what'd I miss?
1117
00:52:59,443 --> 00:53:01,110
- Oh, not much.
1118
00:53:01,112 --> 00:53:03,212
Spazzoid here just lost the fucking tickets.
1119
00:53:03,214 --> 00:53:04,046
- It's not like I meant to.
1120
00:53:04,048 --> 00:53:05,681
- Just cut him some slack.
1121
00:53:05,683 --> 00:53:08,050
Are you sure you lost them?
1122
00:53:08,853 --> 00:53:09,752
- Well they were in my wallet.
1123
00:53:09,754 --> 00:53:11,053
Now my wallet's gone.
1124
00:53:11,055 --> 00:53:12,488
I looked everywhere for it.
1125
00:53:13,624 --> 00:53:14,723
- I'm gonna fucking castrate you for this.
1126
00:53:14,725 --> 00:53:15,991
- Jamie, calm down.
1127
00:53:17,128 --> 00:53:18,961
Let's retrace your steps.
1128
00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:21,163
Where was the last place that you saw it?
1129
00:53:22,833 --> 00:53:24,333
- Um.
1130
00:53:24,335 --> 00:53:25,734
Back when we were at Lou's.
1131
00:53:27,972 --> 00:53:29,238
Oh dammit.
1132
00:53:31,042 --> 00:53:33,475
Those two ladies must have swiped it from me.
1133
00:53:33,477 --> 00:53:34,777
- Two ladies?
1134
00:53:34,779 --> 00:53:37,813
- Yeah there were these two kind of slutty tattooed girls
1135
00:53:37,815 --> 00:53:40,716
at the gas station that they cornered Larry and,
1136
00:53:43,955 --> 00:53:44,853
- Tommy.
1137
00:53:46,557 --> 00:53:50,292
Okay, so these two ladies,
1138
00:53:50,294 --> 00:53:52,361
they seduced you?
1139
00:53:53,297 --> 00:53:54,630
- They seduced him all right.
1140
00:53:54,632 --> 00:53:59,702
- So wait, my little brother gets his pussy diddled
1141
00:54:00,137 --> 00:54:01,637
by a couple of random whores
1142
00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:03,105
and now we have to miss out on the concert
1143
00:54:03,107 --> 00:54:04,640
of the fucking century?
1144
00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:08,677
- Whoah, chill out, sweetheart.
1145
00:54:08,679 --> 00:54:10,646
It's not even that big a deal.
1146
00:54:10,648 --> 00:54:12,848
Fuck, Ashley and I don't even have tickets.
1147
00:54:12,850 --> 00:54:15,017
- Well how are you and Ashley even gonna get in?
1148
00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:17,286
- I know the door guy.
1149
00:54:17,287 --> 00:54:19,554
He's a huge fucking perv, titty freak, man.
1150
00:54:19,557 --> 00:54:21,457
All you gotta do is show him a little
1151
00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:23,926
bow-chicka-wow, bow-chicka wow.
1152
00:54:23,928 --> 00:54:24,994
- Stop it.
1153
00:54:24,996 --> 00:54:25,961
- Titties.
1154
00:54:25,963 --> 00:54:28,030
- Oh my god, is that all, fuck.
1155
00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:29,698
Probably would have done that anyway.
1156
00:54:29,700 --> 00:54:31,600
All right, fuck it.
1157
00:54:31,602 --> 00:54:34,503
Now let's get ready to party till we puke.
1158
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:38,974
- Sacrilegious Desecration, here we come!
1159
00:54:42,947 --> 00:54:45,814
It's going to, let me have a, tch, tch,
1160
00:54:45,816 --> 00:54:47,650
ow, why didn't you do that earlier?
1161
00:55:12,243 --> 00:55:13,976
Enough!
1162
00:55:23,020 --> 00:55:25,587
- Where you going with that?
1163
00:55:25,589 --> 00:55:27,056
- Jesus, Matthews.
1164
00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:29,024
You should know better than to sneak up
1165
00:55:29,026 --> 00:55:30,893
on somebody with a gun.
1166
00:55:30,895 --> 00:55:32,594
- Yeah right, noted.
1167
00:55:32,596 --> 00:55:34,897
But where you going with that gun?
1168
00:55:34,899 --> 00:55:37,199
- You know exactly where I'm going.
1169
00:55:37,201 --> 00:55:39,535
- I think you need to put it down.
1170
00:55:39,537 --> 00:55:40,436
- Or what?
1171
00:55:41,272 --> 00:55:42,338
You gonna shoot me?
1172
00:55:42,340 --> 00:55:43,672
- Maybe.
1173
00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:44,573
Maybe.
1174
00:55:45,409 --> 00:55:47,910
But I think you should put that gun down
1175
00:55:47,912 --> 00:55:49,244
and come with me right now.
1176
00:55:49,246 --> 00:55:50,479
- Why are you here?
1177
00:55:52,717 --> 00:55:53,615
Did you see him?
1178
00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:55,684
You fucking saw him, didn't you?
1179
00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:57,753
- I saw Paul and Dana Farmer,
1180
00:55:58,522 --> 00:55:59,621
or what's left of them.
1181
00:55:59,623 --> 00:56:00,456
- Alex Black.
1182
00:56:00,458 --> 00:56:01,824
- Jesus Christ, Adrienne,
1183
00:56:01,825 --> 00:56:03,191
I know you can't get Alex Black out of your head
1184
00:56:03,194 --> 00:56:06,061
but I did not think that you'd murder an innocent couple
1185
00:56:06,063 --> 00:56:07,496
and blame it on a ghost.
1186
00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:09,565
- Murder anybody?
1187
00:56:11,369 --> 00:56:13,068
Matthews, it was Alex.
1188
00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:15,204
Put your hands on your head.
1189
00:56:15,206 --> 00:56:16,238
- Fuck you.
1190
00:56:19,043 --> 00:56:20,309
You're making a mistake.
1191
00:56:24,382 --> 00:56:25,280
- Hey, watch her.
1192
00:56:27,151 --> 00:56:28,784
- Hot damn, this is gonna work.
1193
00:56:30,654 --> 00:56:32,121
- I can take over from here.
1194
00:56:38,662 --> 00:56:40,062
- Yeah, they're nice, but those don't look
1195
00:56:40,064 --> 00:56:42,030
like tickets to me, next!
1196
00:56:42,032 --> 00:56:43,365
- I just showed you my tits.
1197
00:56:43,367 --> 00:56:44,967
- And I said they were nice.
1198
00:56:44,969 --> 00:56:46,268
But if you want to come in,
1199
00:56:46,270 --> 00:56:47,569
I gotta see hers.
1200
00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:48,470
- Me?
1201
00:56:50,040 --> 00:56:50,939
My what?
1202
00:56:50,941 --> 00:56:52,508
- Your tits.
1203
00:56:52,510 --> 00:56:53,609
- Just do it.
1204
00:56:53,611 --> 00:56:54,510
- Okay.
1205
00:57:11,896 --> 00:57:13,095
- See, I told you they'd come in handy
1206
00:57:13,097 --> 00:57:14,696
for something someday.
1207
00:57:14,698 --> 00:57:16,665
- Yeah well I can't wait to tell my future kids
1208
00:57:16,667 --> 00:57:18,901
that I got into a rock concert
1209
00:57:18,903 --> 00:57:20,536
by flashing my boobs.
1210
00:57:20,538 --> 00:57:22,738
- Hey, chin up mate, you got in right?
1211
00:57:22,740 --> 00:57:24,840
- Yeah well now I really need a fucking drink.
1212
00:57:24,842 --> 00:57:25,808
- Let's go.
1213
00:57:33,117 --> 00:57:35,350
- Thank you Woodland Hill!
1214
00:57:37,121 --> 00:57:39,254
Are you ready for the Sacrilegious Desecration?
1215
00:57:42,059 --> 00:57:43,692
I can't fucking hear you!
1216
00:57:43,694 --> 00:57:48,297
Are you ready for the Sacrilegious Desecration?!
1217
00:57:50,367 --> 00:57:51,266
Thank you!
1218
00:57:56,874 --> 00:58:00,142
- What the fuck, man, are you fucking kidding me?
1219
00:58:00,144 --> 00:58:02,478
We need to be on stage right now.
1220
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:04,813
It's go time, let's go right now.
1221
00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:06,648
Take that fucking bra off your head,
1222
00:58:06,650 --> 00:58:07,483
come on dude.
1223
00:58:07,485 --> 00:58:09,051
Are you fucking serious?
1224
00:58:09,053 --> 00:58:10,052
Hurry up.
1225
00:58:10,054 --> 00:58:11,553
Fucking buzzkill man.
1226
00:58:11,555 --> 00:58:12,788
God dammit!
1227
00:58:12,790 --> 00:58:14,056
- Taco, you want one of these, come on.
1228
00:58:14,057 --> 00:58:15,323
- No, I don't fucking want one of those, no, no.
1229
00:58:15,326 --> 00:58:18,026
You know what, there's no fat chicks allowed.
1230
00:58:18,028 --> 00:58:19,328
Bitches, leave.
1231
00:58:19,330 --> 00:58:22,431
- Fuck you man, you know you want some of this.
1232
00:58:22,433 --> 00:58:24,900
- God dude, are you fucking serious?
1233
00:58:24,902 --> 00:58:26,969
Dude we need to be on fucking stage, dude.
1234
00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:28,036
- No, no, I'm doing something.
1235
00:58:28,038 --> 00:58:29,404
- Okay do one, hurry up.
1236
00:58:29,406 --> 00:58:30,305
Hurry up.
1237
00:58:30,307 --> 00:58:31,507
- No, that's not.
1238
00:58:31,509 --> 00:58:34,176
Okay, I'll do one, I'll do one.
1239
00:58:35,212 --> 00:58:36,411
Oh shit.
1240
00:58:36,413 --> 00:58:37,713
Yeah, that's right.
1241
00:58:37,715 --> 00:58:39,014
That's good shit, that's good shit
1242
00:58:39,016 --> 00:58:40,015
but now, we need to be on stage.
1243
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:40,849
Let's go, come on.
1244
00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:41,817
Let's go, yes.
1245
00:58:42,753 --> 00:58:44,186
Rock and roll!
1246
00:58:44,187 --> 00:58:45,620
Let's go, let's go, let's do this.
1247
00:58:45,623 --> 00:58:47,322
Maximum!
1248
00:58:47,324 --> 00:58:48,223
- Yes sir.
1249
00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:49,992
Come on baby.
1250
00:58:49,994 --> 00:58:52,060
- Come on, come with me.
1251
00:58:53,831 --> 00:58:54,897
- Thank you!
1252
00:58:57,101 --> 00:58:57,966
Woo!
1253
00:58:57,968 --> 00:58:59,268
- Woohoo, yeah!
1254
00:59:01,272 --> 00:59:02,137
Thank you,
1255
00:59:04,675 --> 00:59:06,008
Woodland Hills!
1256
00:59:06,010 --> 00:59:09,578
Are you guys ready to party till you puke?
1257
00:59:09,580 --> 00:59:11,013
- Do you think Larry is having as much fun
1258
00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:12,748
as we are right now?
1259
00:59:18,923 --> 00:59:20,222
- Hello?
1260
00:59:21,859 --> 00:59:23,492
Shit.
1261
00:59:24,862 --> 00:59:26,161
Why the hell did they have to freak me out
1262
00:59:26,162 --> 00:59:27,461
with all the talk about Alex Black?
1263
00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:30,132
Who's there?
1264
00:59:42,379 --> 00:59:44,846
- Nice horse head.
1265
00:59:44,848 --> 00:59:47,215
- Caroline, what the hell?
1266
00:59:47,217 --> 00:59:48,584
- Hey Larry.
1267
00:59:48,586 --> 00:59:50,953
I heard you guys talking the other day at school.
1268
00:59:50,955 --> 00:59:52,988
- And what, you followed us here?
1269
00:59:52,990 --> 00:59:54,089
That's kind of stalkerish.
1270
00:59:54,091 --> 00:59:55,991
- Well aren't you glad I found you?
1271
00:59:58,228 --> 00:59:59,561
Well are you gonna invite me in?
1272
00:59:59,563 --> 01:00:00,462
- For what?
1273
01:00:04,001 --> 01:00:04,900
Oh.
1274
01:00:07,338 --> 01:00:08,637
- Got any weed?
1275
01:00:18,682 --> 01:00:21,883
¶ You're taking me down ¶
1276
01:00:21,885 --> 01:00:24,987
¶ I can't stand it baby ¶
1277
01:00:24,989 --> 01:00:26,488
¶ I'll be shocking to you ¶
1278
01:00:26,490 --> 01:00:29,791
¶ Shocking to you shocking to you ¶
1279
01:00:42,539 --> 01:00:44,740
¶ Shock to your system ¶
1280
01:00:44,742 --> 01:00:48,877
¶ Shock to your lights ¶
1281
01:00:48,879 --> 01:00:52,514
¶ Come on shock to the system ¶
1282
01:00:52,516 --> 01:00:54,483
¶ Shock me ¶
1283
01:00:54,485 --> 01:00:59,454
¶ Shock me all night ¶
1284
01:00:59,456 --> 01:01:03,492
¶ Shock shock shock shock ¶
1285
01:01:03,494 --> 01:01:06,762
¶ Shock shock shock shock ¶
1286
01:01:06,764 --> 01:01:08,830
¶ Shock shock shock shock ¶
1287
01:01:20,878 --> 01:01:22,344
- Nice duds, dude.
1288
01:01:22,346 --> 01:01:23,612
You're kind of stealing a little spotlight,
1289
01:01:23,614 --> 01:01:24,446
what the fuck, man?
1290
01:01:24,448 --> 01:01:25,347
- Guys?
1291
01:01:29,553 --> 01:01:32,287
I don't think this is part of the show.
1292
01:01:32,289 --> 01:01:33,188
- Fuck you.
1293
01:01:36,126 --> 01:01:37,325
You're making a mistake.
1294
01:01:37,327 --> 01:01:38,927
- Jesus Christ, Adrienne.
1295
01:01:39,997 --> 01:01:42,631
I knew you were fucked up when I saw you this morning.
1296
01:01:43,500 --> 01:01:46,435
But I thought, I thought I saw something
1297
01:01:46,437 --> 01:01:49,204
of the girl I used to know inside.
1298
01:01:50,274 --> 01:01:52,407
Please, please, give me the gun.
1299
01:01:55,112 --> 01:01:56,912
Please hand me the gun.
1300
01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:01,349
- Dwayne?
1301
01:02:07,391 --> 01:02:09,858
I didn't kill anybody.
1302
01:02:09,860 --> 01:02:11,626
- Adrienne Palmer, you're under arrest.
1303
01:02:11,628 --> 01:02:16,031
- Alex Black is still alive.
1304
01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,366
- Anything you say can and will be used in the court of law.
1305
01:02:18,368 --> 01:02:20,969
- You're making a fucking mistake.
1306
01:02:20,971 --> 01:02:21,803
- If you can't afford an attorney
1307
01:02:21,805 --> 01:02:22,704
one will be appointed for you.
1308
01:02:22,706 --> 01:02:23,905
- You're killing people.
1309
01:02:23,907 --> 01:02:25,140
Sheriff Matthews,
1310
01:02:25,142 --> 01:02:26,308
come in, Sheriff Matthews.
1311
01:02:26,309 --> 01:02:27,475
- You are gonna kill people. - Sheriff Matthews.
1312
01:02:27,476 --> 01:02:28,642
Sheriff, we got reports of a maniac
1313
01:02:28,645 --> 01:02:31,546
at BAV Rock Club murdering teenagers with a pickaxe.
1314
01:02:31,548 --> 01:02:32,481
- It's fucking him!
1315
01:02:32,483 --> 01:02:34,549
It's Alex Black.
1316
01:02:34,551 --> 01:02:35,717
- Sarah, do you have confirmation?
1317
01:02:35,719 --> 01:02:36,718
Yes sir.
1318
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,120
Deputy Cunningham was in the area.
1319
01:02:38,122 --> 01:02:38,954
- We have to go.
1320
01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:39,788
- Shut up!
1321
01:02:39,790 --> 01:02:40,622
- Matthews!
1322
01:02:40,624 --> 01:02:43,258
- Sarah, what do you mean was?
1323
01:02:43,260 --> 01:02:44,259
Communication was shut off
1324
01:02:44,261 --> 01:02:45,961
after he screamed "He's killing me!"
1325
01:02:45,963 --> 01:02:48,330
- Fuck, you stupid shithead.
1326
01:02:48,332 --> 01:02:49,448
Get me out of this fucking thing.
1327
01:02:49,449 --> 01:02:50,565
- Adrienne Palmer, you're no longer under arrest.
1328
01:02:50,567 --> 01:02:52,234
- You stupid motherfucker.
1329
01:02:53,103 --> 01:02:56,905
Give me the goddamn gun, let's kill this maggot again.
1330
01:02:56,907 --> 01:02:59,708
This way!
1331
01:03:09,086 --> 01:03:10,652
- I love you, man.
1332
01:03:27,137 --> 01:03:28,303
- Oh shit!
1333
01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:30,105
You cut off my fucking finger!
1334
01:03:40,584 --> 01:03:41,750
- No, no, no!
1335
01:03:44,188 --> 01:03:46,521
That was my favorite shirt!
1336
01:03:50,027 --> 01:03:50,859
- All right, what's the plan?
1337
01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:51,793
- Backup's on the way.
1338
01:03:51,795 --> 01:03:53,195
- We can't wait.
1339
01:03:54,231 --> 01:03:57,399
- Okay, you take the rear, I'll take the front.
1340
01:03:57,401 --> 01:03:59,901
- That's different than the Matthews I used to know.
1341
01:04:05,275 --> 01:04:06,174
- Heather!
1342
01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:09,778
Fuck.
1343
01:04:11,215 --> 01:04:12,113
- No!
1344
01:04:27,598 --> 01:04:28,730
- Holy mother of god.
1345
01:04:31,101 --> 01:04:32,200
Go!
1346
01:04:32,202 --> 01:04:33,802
Go, go, get out now!
1347
01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:41,009
Hey, maggot fucker!
1348
01:04:41,011 --> 01:04:42,244
You remember me?
1349
01:05:02,933 --> 01:05:04,032
- What the fuck?
1350
01:05:04,034 --> 01:05:06,134
You guys are ruining everything.
1351
01:05:06,136 --> 01:05:08,236
- Shut the fuck up, spazzoid.
1352
01:05:08,238 --> 01:05:09,704
We are in for a world of shit
1353
01:05:09,706 --> 01:05:11,172
if we don't get out of here.
1354
01:05:12,943 --> 01:05:14,743
- Come on you guys, hurry up.
1355
01:05:14,745 --> 01:05:16,044
It's getting creepy here.
1356
01:05:27,024 --> 01:05:28,657
- Crap.
1357
01:05:28,659 --> 01:05:30,091
How bad is it?
1358
01:05:30,093 --> 01:05:32,560
- Oh, not too bad.
1359
01:05:32,562 --> 01:05:33,395
- Okay.
1360
01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:34,796
Not so good either.
1361
01:05:35,899 --> 01:05:37,065
- Where's he at?
1362
01:05:37,067 --> 01:05:39,434
I don't know.
1363
01:05:39,436 --> 01:05:40,769
- Can you move?
1364
01:05:41,772 --> 01:05:44,172
I'm not a doctor.
1365
01:05:49,413 --> 01:05:51,413
What the hell are you talking about?
1366
01:05:51,415 --> 01:05:52,681
- Alex Black!
1367
01:05:52,683 --> 01:05:54,316
He's real and he's alive
1368
01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:57,185
and he just killed everybody!
1369
01:05:59,790 --> 01:06:01,790
- Holy shit, you guys aren't kidding.
1370
01:06:01,792 --> 01:06:04,192
- No we're not, now put your fucking clothes on
1371
01:06:04,194 --> 01:06:05,560
so we can get out of here!
1372
01:06:06,663 --> 01:06:07,562
Hi, Caroline.
1373
01:06:15,339 --> 01:06:16,604
- Fuck.
1374
01:06:16,606 --> 01:06:18,206
What the fuck?
1375
01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:19,374
Come on guys, we gotta hide.
1376
01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:21,176
- Where can we hide?
1377
01:06:21,178 --> 01:06:23,578
- This is just like second grade.
1378
01:06:23,580 --> 01:06:24,713
- No, what?
1379
01:06:24,715 --> 01:06:26,114
- No, Caroline, just stay.
1380
01:06:27,117 --> 01:06:28,083
- Fuck off!
1381
01:06:35,325 --> 01:06:36,624
Larry, go!
1382
01:06:36,626 --> 01:06:38,960
- Come on you pussy, come on!
1383
01:06:38,962 --> 01:06:41,096
- Get away from him!
1384
01:06:48,271 --> 01:06:50,338
Spazzoid, run, spazzoid!
1385
01:06:52,943 --> 01:06:54,242
- Jamie, Jamie!
1386
01:06:58,015 --> 01:06:59,280
Larry, go get her!
1387
01:06:59,282 --> 01:07:01,249
Jamie's still in there!
1388
01:07:01,251 --> 01:07:02,384
Wait, Tommy!
1389
01:07:02,386 --> 01:07:03,618
Look at Tommy, Tommy!
1390
01:07:03,620 --> 01:07:04,586
- No, come on, come on!
1391
01:07:04,588 --> 01:07:05,787
Come on!
1392
01:07:05,789 --> 01:07:08,423
Let's get the fuck out of here.
1393
01:07:09,626 --> 01:07:11,760
- Tommy, where the fuck are the keys?
1394
01:07:11,762 --> 01:07:13,762
Goddammit, where are the keys?
1395
01:07:13,764 --> 01:07:15,163
Tommy, Tommy has them.
1396
01:07:15,165 --> 01:07:16,664
- Hurry, come on!
1397
01:07:17,601 --> 01:07:18,500
- Oh, oh.
1398
01:07:19,403 --> 01:07:22,037
Come on Tommy, where's the key?
1399
01:07:26,376 --> 01:07:27,642
- Shit, he's coming!
1400
01:07:27,644 --> 01:07:28,843
Hurry!
1401
01:07:28,845 --> 01:07:29,744
Fuck this!
1402
01:07:31,081 --> 01:07:32,080
Come on motherfucker!
1403
01:07:32,082 --> 01:07:34,015
Come on, I'm not fucking around this time!
1404
01:07:34,017 --> 01:07:36,217
Get the fuck over here, pussy, come on!
1405
01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:37,952
- Larry, wait, wait!
1406
01:07:39,089 --> 01:07:41,222
- Let's go, let's go now!
1407
01:07:56,706 --> 01:07:59,207
- Sick, fuck away, stay away!
1408
01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:37,145
Ugh!
1409
01:08:38,582 --> 01:08:39,481
Oh, oh.
1410
01:09:20,290 --> 01:09:25,460
Oh my god.
1411
01:09:25,462 --> 01:09:26,361
Kevin?
1412
01:09:28,098 --> 01:09:31,065
Oh.
1413
01:09:39,409 --> 01:09:40,308
No, no.
1414
01:09:46,716 --> 01:09:47,682
- God damn.
1415
01:10:08,672 --> 01:10:09,571
Get up.
1416
01:10:10,407 --> 01:10:11,806
Get the fuck up!
1417
01:10:18,915 --> 01:10:21,950
- Happy birthday, maggot fucker!
1418
01:10:40,036 --> 01:10:41,269
Maggot fucker!
1419
01:10:55,118 --> 01:10:56,851
- Wait, wait, what are we gonna do?
1420
01:10:56,853 --> 01:10:59,487
- Jesus Christ, do you ever stop fucking whining?
1421
01:11:01,324 --> 01:11:03,324
We gotta get the amulet off of his neck.
1422
01:11:03,326 --> 01:11:04,959
I don't know fucking how
1423
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:06,593
but it's bringing him back to life.
1424
01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:07,962
So we gotta get it, we gotta destroy it.
1425
01:11:07,964 --> 01:11:10,265
You go to town, get all the fucking people you can,
1426
01:11:10,267 --> 01:11:12,767
ones with guns, knives, crossbows, pitchforks,
1427
01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:15,803
I don't give a fuck, fire, bring them back here.
1428
01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:17,739
- What about you, what are you gonna do?
1429
01:11:17,741 --> 01:11:19,607
- I'm gonna try and stay alive, kid.
1430
01:11:27,117 --> 01:11:28,182
Hey scumbag.
1431
01:11:39,562 --> 01:11:43,631
Jesus Christ, why don't you fucking die already?
1432
01:11:47,337 --> 01:11:49,237
Come on, motherfucker.
1433
01:11:53,643 --> 01:11:54,542
No, no!
1434
01:12:10,593 --> 01:12:11,492
Fuck you!
1435
01:12:27,077 --> 01:12:28,910
- Let's shoot this fucker!
1436
01:12:54,938 --> 01:12:56,270
Hold your fire!
1437
01:12:59,409 --> 01:13:00,308
- Smash it.
1438
01:13:02,312 --> 01:13:03,378
Smash the amulet!
1439
01:13:33,109 --> 01:13:34,509
- Sleep now, Adrienne.
1440
01:13:36,613 --> 01:13:37,512
Rest in peace.
1441
01:13:42,485 --> 01:13:44,385
- Come on, ma'am, let's go.
1442
01:13:45,188 --> 01:13:46,504
- They're all dead.
1443
01:13:46,505 --> 01:13:47,821
- Everything's gonna be all right now.
1444
01:13:47,824 --> 01:13:50,024
- All of them, they're,
1445
01:13:50,026 --> 01:13:51,426
they're all dead.
1446
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,827
- We're gonna get you all fixed up, okay?
1447
01:13:52,829 --> 01:13:53,728
Come on.
1448
01:13:54,305 --> 01:14:00,41390222
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