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Gorgeous hotel, huh?
- Yeah, spent my honeymoon here actually
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Two of my honeymoons here
- We went to Pittsburgh, very much like this
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So uhh, how many times you been married anyway?
- 5
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6 depending on how you count
- Hey we're up
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Lemme ask you something, divorce is killing me
Do you have any advice?
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They're all pretty tough. Actually one wasn't so bad.
I signed the papers in front of the church
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Right before the next wedding.
I really wanted to sign the papers on the wedding night
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But I couldn't find a notary to go for it.
- Sure, where would he stamp?
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Well, I'm never gettting married again I'll tell you that
- Sure you are
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No, no never!
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My wife left me for an Audio Video salesman, can you believe that? I'm a doctor!
- That sucks.
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What do you do?
- Audio Video salesman
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And stores
Chain of stores
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Well, I'm turning over a whole new leaf down here
Completely different approach with women
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From now on
I'm paying for it by the night
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I have two marriages would've worked out alot cheaper that way
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It's not the ex-wives killing me, it's my daughter
She absolutely refuses to talk to me
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Been there
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Just keep trying, she'll come around
- If it's one thing I could change ...
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Here we are
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Well uhh, you ready?
- I'm terrified, but this is great
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Yeah right he died, parasailing in Mexico
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Okay is this a sequel to last year's motorcycle accident?
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How did he put you up to this anyway?
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I don't think I can handle
Going back for this without you
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Are you sure you can take the days off?
-It's not even an issue
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Thank you
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I'm not going back for you
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I'm going to meet chicks
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All those ex-wives of his, all grief-stricken and vulnerable
- I love you
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What was he doing parasailing?
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Goddammit
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You know the last thing I ever said to him
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Was that
"I never wanna see your stupid face again"
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Oh God, this is totally him
Drops me an email says he's in an accident
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That he needs my help and
No one answers his damn phone
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I'm sure he's fine baby
If not somebody else would've called too
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Oh, I don't wanna see them either
I don't want any of it
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Marry me, Barbara LeFay
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You realise you're proposing to me on the phone
while I'm pumping gas, how am I supposed to say yes?
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Hey I tried at the beach, I tried at the church
I even tried after sex
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When we got stuck in that elevator
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That was you?
- That's very funny
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I even tried at the scoreboard at the Giants game
Everybody says "Yes" when you propose on the scoreboard
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But not you
- So why do you keep asking?
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Cause you never say "No"
- I always say "No"
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Yeah but you never mean it
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Listen, it can't be as bad as you remember
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You're older, they're older
When's the last time you were back there?
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4 years okay?
I haven't even met this wife Autumn
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Her name, is Autumn
- Why didn't you go back for the wedding?
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It was an impulse thing in Bora Bora
Some Polynesian voodoo ceremony
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I don't wanna be here ...
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Alright, stop
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Close your eyes
Close 'em
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Take a deep breath
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Pretend you're in an elevator
- You're so stupid
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Trust me everything's gonna be fine
- Promise?
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I promise
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Thank you
- Anytime
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I love you like a fat kid loves cake
- I love you too. Bye
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Oh great.
Great!
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You'd better be Goddamn seriously injured
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You must be Barbie. I'm Autumn.
- It's nice to meet you
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My gosh, you're practically my age. How old are you?
- I'm 28
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Me too!
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Get out
- Wow I love your scarf, can I borrow it?
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Yeah, yeah of course
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Listen Henry's upstairs, your grandma's in the kitchen
if you wanna say "Hi" while I go grab him
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Barbie Rose Lefay!
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There's nothing wrong with you?
I knew it, you son of a bitch
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Who do ya love?
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Hey matey, Henry Lefay here or should I say
Long John Henry Lefay. Maybe I will ...
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I still write all these myself
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Is that the pirate one?
- Yeah ma
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How many times do I have to watch that big steaming cow pie?
- Ma, you love this
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You said you were in an accident
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When?
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In your email, you said you were in a motorcycle accident
You need my help
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I do need your help
But that accident was just a fender bender
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Hey look at the size of this thing
Same guys did the scoreboard at the Yankees stadium
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Big image quality
Makes you feel like you're a part of the action
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Last night we were watching Bodyheat
Felt like I was banging Kathleen Turner myself
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He did
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How come you never returned my calls?
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Ooh look at the time
We gotta change
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I got a gig tonight
I want you to go
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Gig?
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What do you mean a gig?
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That was good
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So, how did you guys meet?
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Oh, through my parents
Henry used to date my mother
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Oh no no no, not recently
When they were in junior high school
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Bet you thought it was something weird
- Weird! No, why?
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Okay I know it bothers some people that
Henry's twice my age, but guess what
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I asked him out
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I've always been attracted to more mature men
It's just my thing
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Well this old dog's not complaining
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Barbie doll this marriage is different, it really is
I'm a man at peace y'know
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It's like I met you 25 years ago
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Of course 25 years ago she didn't even know how to wipe herself
- She does now
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Daddy
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Why do you need my help?
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It's the business
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Veronica's gotten totally impossible
Y'know she's never forgiven me for leaving her
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And now she's squeezing me with her 50%
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We don't see eye-to-eye on anything
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But she's always liked you
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Plus you got the MBA I bought ya ...
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You didn't buy me an MBA
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You know what I'm talking about
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I just figured you could help us iron some things out
And in the meantime while you're here
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You can get to know your new stepmom
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Nobody knows us there
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They will darlin', they will
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Henry, I lived in New York City
They laugh at you
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With me
They always laugh with me
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Barbie?
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You really want my advice?
- Yeah yes
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My advice is, one of you should sell out your share
to the other and be done with it
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I've offered
She won't buy
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She won't sell
She's holding on out of sheer honorary spite
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C'mon Barbie's here, let's do this
- Fine
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Do what?
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Stockholders' meeting. I'm here representing my 50%
- And I'm here representing mine
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Okay what's the first thing you do at stockholders' meeting?
- Approve the minutes of the last meeting
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There was no last meeting
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Then it's approved
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Alright, those in favor say "Aye"
- Aye aye
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Alright, old business?
- No old business
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New business?
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I move that both Henry Lefay
And Veronica Caraminjo
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Each make a gift of 1%
Of commerce stock in the company
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To one Barbara Lefay
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To me?
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Motion approved
I need a second, I'll second it
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Those in favor say "Aye"
- Aye!
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Motion carries unanimous
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Wait ...
Why are you giving me stock?
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He hasn't explained this to you?
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Classic
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You are as bad a partner
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As you are a husband
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Did you know he actually cheated
During our wedding reception?
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Technically that was not cheating since I was married
To her before I was married to you
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[Cursing in Spanish]
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Please please English
I love it when you curse at me in English
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Why are you giving me stock
Hello?
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Henry wants to do a Martin Luther King Day sale
It's offensive
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No it's not offensive.
It's to get a jump on President's Day.
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If you just think outside the box for once V
Just for once
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Abe Lincoln, Martin Luther King
Two of the same kind
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Great Americans shot down by racist assassins
Both get their own holiday
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What about that doesn't scream
20% off?
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But New York first
Please let's vote on it, my 49% says let's expand
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49 opposed
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Uhm don't look at me, I don't care
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You gotta care
That's why we gave you the 2%
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So what, I get deciding vote on everything
And you guys give me no arguments
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Agreed
- That's the deal
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Okay fine forget the City
It's an awful idea
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Thank you
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An inventory-driven business like this
Starting up one store in a major market
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You couldn't possibly afford the media plan
To justify that
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What did I tell you?
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But V, as for marketing and advertising,
my 2% goes behind Dad
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No matter how stupid or offensive his ideas may be
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He's made you rich off making
A fool out of himself
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So deal with it.
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Martin Luther King Day?
Knock yourself out
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I'm sure I'm not making either one of you happy
But that is my 2% worth
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And if you don't like it,
You can take your damn stock back
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And leave me alone
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I'm happy
- It's good
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Hey don't walk away so fast
You're my only child
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I never get to see you
Besides I know it's crappy
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How I tricked you into coming down here
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So I'd like to make it up to ya
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Blue skies
Smiling at me
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Nothing but blue skies
Do I see
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I've arranged a day of beauty for you
- A day of beauty?
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Don't get all big-city on me
Barbie doll
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Remember where we came from
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Terri-Lee's House of Beauty
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9 am tomorrow morning
Service already been paid for
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Just you and Autumn
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Me and Autumn ... terrific
Look Dad I really gotta go back
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Listen, I really need you to do this for me
Autumn really respects you
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Here it comes
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I want you to tell her
I want a divorce
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A divorce?
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I'm not telling her that
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Right ... Probably something I should tell her
But you could tee it up for me
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You can tell her what a sleazebag I am
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You're my daughter
It'll mean something come from you
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Daddy, if you don't respect the institution of marriage
At least respect what it means to the people you marry?
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I respect the institution of marriage
I respect the living crap out of it
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But this I knew was a mistake
I knew it coming down the aisle
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It wasn't even an aisle
It was a dirt path
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Polynesian witch doctor holding us upside-down
And shaking us
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I don't even think this one was legal
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This is wife No. 5 Dad
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And you haven't even been married a year yet
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Look, she's way too young
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But she seems like
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A really sweet girl
And she's obviously
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Crazy about you
You can't take the easy way out this time
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Why don't you try marriage counselling
Try whatever you have to
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But this time you have to get serious
with yourself and at least try!
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You're right,
you're absolutely right
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I should do whatever it takes
To make this one work
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And I think you'll be happy in the end
This is something that could change
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Everything In your life
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It's just one problem
- What is that?
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I'm already engaged to somebody else
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What?
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Yes I know I know I know ...
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But this gal
She's like a wild cat in the sack
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This is the one that'll finally screw
Your old man into the ground
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Daddy, I'm your daughter
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Dad, you cannot have a new fiancee
You are married to Autumn
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That's why I need your help
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Who do ya love?
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I'm just gonna stop in at the store apparels
Was gonna get mom a present
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You wanna come in?
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Uh nah, I'm just gonna wait for you out here
- Okay
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Oh good
I found you
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You lying scumbag!
- Hey hey
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Why are we
Throwing teddy bears at me?
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I'm giving you back
Everything you ever gave me
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Selfish jackass
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What did I do?
- You were sleeping with your wife
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While we were still married
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I did ... my wife?
- Autumn
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You told me you didn't even meet her
Until after we were divorced
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Which divorce?
The first or the second one?
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Uhh you liar
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Our mutual colorist has told me
The whole sordid tale
240
00:15:26,855 --> 00:15:30,995
I don't want any of this anymore
Nothing from our vacations
241
00:15:30,598 --> 00:15:33,528
Nothing from your stupid commercials
242
00:15:33,559 --> 00:15:35,239
Ooh especially this
243
00:15:35,600 --> 00:15:36,000
What the hell?
244
00:15:36,071 --> 00:15:39,611
Wait wait wait ...
I bought you this?
245
00:15:39,615 --> 00:15:40,615
Of course you did
246
00:15:40,616 --> 00:15:41,616
When we went to St. Lucia
247
00:15:41,617 --> 00:15:44,997
And we snuck off to the dormant volcano
Just before midnight you gave it to me
248
00:15:45,024 --> 00:15:46,624
To wear under my dress
249
00:15:47,401 --> 00:15:49,531
I've never been to St. Lucia
250
00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:55,021
Okay show's over
Yup
251
00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:56,724
Keep movin' people
Thank you
252
00:15:56,725 --> 00:15:57,725
Stop staring
253
00:15:58,226 --> 00:16:00,726
Hey I got an idea
254
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:01,957
Lunch?
255
00:16:20,231 --> 00:16:23,711
Didn't know she was in town?
- No
256
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,811
Hey guys
257
00:16:27,999 --> 00:16:30,369
Well well
Hey Barbie Lefay
258
00:16:30,968 --> 00:16:33,068
God we're all getting older
Aren't we?
259
00:16:35,003 --> 00:16:37,913
Sarah Jane ...
260
00:16:37,908 --> 00:16:38,908
And you
261
00:16:39,185 --> 00:16:43,175
I remember you
- Hey Barbie, how are ya?
262
00:16:48,436 --> 00:16:50,386
So, what brings the big girl
back to the small town?
263
00:16:50,392 --> 00:16:52,992
I'm just straightening out some family stuff
264
00:16:53,412 --> 00:16:56,002
With what?
Our faith-healer?
265
00:16:56,003 --> 00:16:57,903
Ohh, I see all those years since high school
Haven't affected your charm
266
00:17:00,025 --> 00:17:03,225
I uh, I hear you're living
In California now
267
00:17:03,227 --> 00:17:04,227
So, uh
Big business
268
00:17:04,228 --> 00:17:06,228
Uh, it's kinda
It's a consulting firm
269
00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:07,229
What are you doing?
270
00:17:08,839 --> 00:17:10,599
Uhm I'm still over at Friendly Freddy's
271
00:17:10,604 --> 00:17:11,604
Yeah
- Okay
272
00:17:13,305 --> 00:17:15,005
I manage it now
273
00:17:15,406 --> 00:17:17,006
Well uh,
Some things don't change much at all
274
00:17:19,024 --> 00:17:21,444
Some things do
275
00:17:27,090 --> 00:17:28,180
I have a dream ...
276
00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:30,600
That one day
277
00:17:31,563 --> 00:17:32,713
This Saturday as a matter of fact
278
00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:35,490
You can save up to 10%
on big screen TV
279
00:17:36,237 --> 00:17:39,087
My dream is that
This Martin Luther King Day
280
00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:41,540
You can exercise your
Civil Rights
281
00:17:42,064 --> 00:17:46,444
By marching over to Henry Lefay's
For big savings on audio equipment
282
00:17:46,443 --> 00:17:47,443
My dream
283
00:17:47,844 --> 00:17:52,004
Is that if you're looking
For the best prices on portable DVD players
284
00:17:52,402 --> 00:17:54,892
Nobody has to ride
At the back of the bus
285
00:17:55,928 --> 00:18:01,098
And this weekend only
Delivery is finally free at last
286
00:18:02,197 --> 00:18:04,497
Thank God almighty
It's free at last
287
00:18:07,845 --> 00:18:11,465
He was young and handsome
And just plain more fun
288
00:18:11,474 --> 00:18:13,474
Than any man that I'd ever met
289
00:18:13,475 --> 00:18:15,475
So you went out with him
I get that
290
00:18:16,376 --> 00:18:19,176
You had a good time
But you had to have seen what he was like
291
00:18:20,944 --> 00:18:23,464
Why would you marry him?
292
00:18:24,132 --> 00:18:26,032
Do you remember that big stuffed pig
That was in your bedroom
293
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:27,030
When you were little?
294
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:28,330
Yeah
295
00:18:29,585 --> 00:18:31,485
That big hideous thing
296
00:18:32,486 --> 00:18:33,486
Do you know where that came from?
297
00:18:34,486 --> 00:18:39,386
One time, when we were engaged
Henry took me to the carnival
298
00:18:39,573 --> 00:18:42,763
And we played that game where we
Squirt the water gun into the clown's mouth
299
00:18:42,759 --> 00:18:43,759
And you win a little stuffed animal
300
00:18:43,769 --> 00:18:46,839
And if you keep playing
You get a bigger stuffed animal
301
00:18:46,845 --> 00:18:47,845
Well Henry played for hours
302
00:18:48,268 --> 00:18:51,198
And spent God knows how many dollars
303
00:18:51,350 --> 00:18:57,550
Until he won that grotesque
Enormous stuffed pig
304
00:18:58,551 --> 00:18:59,551
So he decides
It's gonna be
305
00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:00,596
A part of the family
306
00:19:01,602 --> 00:19:04,532
And we take it everywhere
It goes on all of our dates
307
00:19:04,816 --> 00:19:07,866
It even got to my mother's house
My mother's house
308
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,032
Thanksgiving okay
Makes her set him a plate
309
00:19:11,028 --> 00:19:12,298
Ties a napkin around its neck
310
00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:17,999
We get on the plane to go to Hawaii
For our honeymoon
311
00:19:18,234 --> 00:19:20,304
And there in the window seat
312
00:19:20,497 --> 00:19:22,297
Next to us
Is the pig
313
00:19:22,898 --> 00:19:26,798
Henry bought it a ticket
And arranged the whole thing
314
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:27,799
Wow
315
00:19:29,899 --> 00:19:32,279
I don't know what happened
To that ugly old pig
316
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,300
Oh baby I know it's hard
317
00:19:38,103 --> 00:19:42,303
But I really want you
To go over to your father's house
318
00:19:42,804 --> 00:19:44,504
And make things better
319
00:19:44,701 --> 00:19:45,581
Find a way
320
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:56,883
Get away from me
Put down that knife
321
00:20:01,302 --> 00:20:02,922
Oh no
Not this again!
322
00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:03,918
Help! Help!
323
00:20:06,809 --> 00:20:09,739
You are dead!
324
00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:10,741
Oh crap!
325
00:20:14,503 --> 00:20:15,103
Hey Barbie
- Hi
326
00:20:15,098 --> 00:20:16,098
You are really dead!
327
00:20:18,397 --> 00:20:22,287
I mean it Henry!
This time I'm gonna cut it off!
328
00:20:22,293 --> 00:20:23,293
Where are you?!
329
00:20:27,264 --> 00:20:30,514
Hey Barbie, when did you get into town?
- Uhh a couple of days ago
330
00:20:31,161 --> 00:20:33,181
One of the neighbours called in.
What's going on?
331
00:20:33,185 --> 00:20:36,685
Well, Ophelia's chasing my Dad around
With a carving knife
332
00:20:37,383 --> 00:20:39,433
Y'know when they got divorced
I thought these calls would stop
333
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:42,634
We all wake and dream
Can't we?
334
00:20:46,588 --> 00:20:50,158
Hey look
They're naked this time
335
00:20:51,157 --> 00:20:55,827
Okay so Henry and I were involved in
Let me say this tastefully
336
00:20:55,885 --> 00:21:00,065
O-R-A-L
And he answered his cell phone
337
00:21:00,891 --> 00:21:03,971
And then he tries to explain away
by saying it was his fiancee
338
00:21:03,969 --> 00:21:05,369
It was
- You have a fiancee?!
339
00:21:05,727 --> 00:21:08,817
Okay, speaking of fiancees and wives
Where's Autumn?
340
00:21:09,393 --> 00:21:10,753
She volunteers at the Food Bank
One night a week
341
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:11,879
How convenient
342
00:21:12,416 --> 00:21:14,596
Isn't it?
343
00:21:15,001 --> 00:21:16,701
Okay can I just get a minute alone
With my father?
344
00:21:17,102 --> 00:21:17,992
I best get going anyway
345
00:21:18,103 --> 00:21:19,703
Can you give me a ride home, honey?
346
00:21:20,804 --> 00:21:23,204
But first be a dear
And help me find my bra
347
00:21:30,180 --> 00:21:33,820
What are you doing screwing around with Ophelia
When you are engaged to someone else
348
00:21:33,819 --> 00:21:35,459
When you're married to someone else
349
00:21:35,844 --> 00:21:37,394
She came over here
She wanted to get it on
350
00:21:37,397 --> 00:21:39,697
What am I supposed to say?
- Uhh, no?
351
00:21:40,038 --> 00:21:41,478
Barbie doll
You don't understand
352
00:21:41,891 --> 00:21:44,461
Around Ophelia I'm powerless
353
00:21:45,165 --> 00:21:49,165
Seriously, I know she's wacky as a waterbug
She's probably gonna kill me in my sleep
354
00:21:50,572 --> 00:21:53,882
But when that woman gets around me
I turn into jelly
355
00:21:54,080 --> 00:21:55,880
So why are you engaged to another woman?
356
00:21:56,181 --> 00:21:58,181
Why don't you just marry Ophelia
For the third time
357
00:21:58,182 --> 00:21:59,582
And make it stick
358
00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:03,107
You saw her chase me around here naked
With a butcher knife
359
00:22:03,106 --> 00:22:05,446
Y'know what we used to call that
When we were married?
360
00:22:05,455 --> 00:22:06,455
What?
361
00:22:06,456 --> 00:22:07,496
Tuesday
362
00:22:08,201 --> 00:22:12,701
God help me
That crazy ass blonde is the only one that matters
363
00:22:13,302 --> 00:22:13,992
That woman is hands down
364
00:22:14,190 --> 00:22:18,670
Without a question the one true love
Of my life
365
00:22:18,966 --> 00:22:19,666
Awww ...
366
00:22:20,415 --> 00:22:24,345
You're the one true love
Of my life too honey
367
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:26,560
Isn't he adorable?
368
00:22:27,260 --> 00:22:29,560
Oh Barbie, did your Dad tell you
About our day of beauty?
369
00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:33,753
Oh, y'know what Autumn
It sounds great but I gotta go home ...
370
00:22:33,749 --> 00:22:34,749
Barbie doll
You don't have to leave yet
371
00:22:37,150 --> 00:22:39,750
How could you break
This little girl's heart?
372
00:22:41,395 --> 00:22:45,505
Y'know your Dad's been so encouraging about me
Redecorating his house making it my own
373
00:22:45,513 --> 00:22:46,513
I was thinking of the billiard room
374
00:22:46,514 --> 00:22:47,514
Off the kitchen area
375
00:22:47,515 --> 00:22:50,515
Making it into a little breakfast snuck
376
00:22:50,913 --> 00:22:54,733
Where we can snuggle up in the morning
With our coffee and read the paper
377
00:22:55,521 --> 00:22:59,921
Listen Autumn,
Just be careful about idolising my father
378
00:23:00,599 --> 00:23:02,219
You know his history with women, right?
379
00:23:06,055 --> 00:23:10,085
It's the age thing, isn't it?
You can't seem to get past that, can you?
380
00:23:10,087 --> 00:23:11,587
No it's not that.
I mean there is that
381
00:23:12,088 --> 00:23:13,888
But I'm worried about you
382
00:23:14,797 --> 00:23:17,117
Making plans, and ...
- Barbie
383
00:23:17,516 --> 00:23:18,816
Forgive me for saying so, but ...
I think I know him a little bit better
384
00:23:18,917 --> 00:23:21,117
Than you do at this point
385
00:23:21,216 --> 00:23:24,626
And with men of this type
I mean sometimes
386
00:23:24,934 --> 00:23:27,934
You just have to catch them at the right age
When they're finally ready to settle down
387
00:23:30,944 --> 00:23:35,814
In my heart Henry is a true romantic
I know it sounds crazy but why do you think
388
00:23:35,811 --> 00:23:36,811
He's gotten married so many times
389
00:23:37,564 --> 00:23:42,024
He honestly believes there's such a thing
As happily ever after
390
00:24:02,326 --> 00:24:04,456
Can I help you, miss?
391
00:24:05,833 --> 00:24:08,213
What do you think that kid
could be thinking?
392
00:24:08,209 --> 00:24:09,509
Oh I know what he's thinking
393
00:24:11,209 --> 00:24:14,579
He's thinking "No one is ever
Gonna have sex with me"
394
00:24:15,472 --> 00:24:19,312
You used to have that job
- Mm hmm
395
00:24:20,314 --> 00:24:23,314
And you used to be that girl
Right over there watching
396
00:24:25,138 --> 00:24:27,668
Is that what you were thinking?
- Maybe
397
00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:35,965
Did you ever get married?
- No
398
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:40,611
Boyfriend
- Yeah
399
00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:46,315
So uh what's the deal with you and Sarah Jane
Wasn't expecting that
400
00:24:47,048 --> 00:24:51,568
How long have you guys been together?
- No no no, she was just pulling your chain
401
00:24:51,567 --> 00:24:52,567
We're not together
402
00:24:56,774 --> 00:24:59,584
Anyway, I don't see where you got called to say anything
After the way you broke my heart
403
00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:03,580
What do you mean the way I broke your heart?
You dumped me
404
00:25:04,383 --> 00:25:07,943
After I heard about you and Johnny Ferrigno
On the band trip
405
00:25:09,443 --> 00:25:11,943
Johnny Ferrigno ...
I barely remember that
406
00:25:13,449 --> 00:25:15,469
I made out with him, didn't I?
407
00:25:17,273 --> 00:25:19,473
That's what I was told
408
00:25:21,185 --> 00:25:24,935
I know why you did it too
409
00:25:29,519 --> 00:25:31,639
Is that a fact?
- It is
410
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:35,918
When we got towards the end of senior year
You thought I was gonna ask you to marry me
411
00:25:37,865 --> 00:25:41,235
Yeah I was no fool Barbie
Anybody could take one look at you
412
00:25:41,241 --> 00:25:42,941
And see that you weren't gonna spend
the rest of your life
413
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:45,702
In a town this size with a kid named Stevie Peevee
414
00:25:45,701 --> 00:25:47,701
Who danced with a drunken elephant
415
00:25:52,702 --> 00:25:53,202
Is that right?
416
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:57,300
I could tell you were the type that
Wanted to settle down and get married early
417
00:25:58,043 --> 00:26:00,783
You always had that serious side
418
00:26:00,780 --> 00:26:03,080
Yeah I guess maybe I had that
419
00:26:05,339 --> 00:26:09,119
So, who is the lucky girl that
Actually got you?
420
00:26:09,873 --> 00:26:11,843
Nobody ...
421
00:26:13,145 --> 00:26:15,845
Nobody even close
422
00:26:17,614 --> 00:26:22,134
I should go
It's nice seeing you
423
00:26:28,052 --> 00:26:31,982
Why do I have to do this?
- C'mon, she's gonna be your new stepmom
424
00:26:32,899 --> 00:26:34,439
Think about Autumn
- What?
425
00:26:35,119 --> 00:26:38,909
With Autumn, I almost got married and divorced
Before you even got a chance to meet her
426
00:26:38,907 --> 00:26:40,147
I don't want that to happen again
427
00:26:40,151 --> 00:26:43,151
I feel like I'm cheating
I don't even know this one's name
428
00:26:43,152 --> 00:26:44,952
I'm assuming you do
429
00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,598
Her name?
She did this thing last night
430
00:26:46,597 --> 00:26:48,997
That made me forget my name
431
00:26:49,716 --> 00:26:53,646
Here's the little princess right now
Honey, meet your new stepmom
432
00:26:56,678 --> 00:26:58,518
Hi Barbie
433
00:27:00,307 --> 00:27:02,007
Wait, you were Sarah Jane's babysitter?
434
00:27:02,217 --> 00:27:03,017
How did I not know that?
435
00:27:03,517 --> 00:27:06,727
Were you aware of anything that happened
To me when I was 13?
436
00:27:06,916 --> 00:27:08,996
And then I was 3 years behind Barbie in high school
437
00:27:09,104 --> 00:27:11,204
Honey I told you this whole thing
On our first date
438
00:27:11,005 --> 00:27:12,205
Don't you remember?
439
00:27:12,790 --> 00:27:14,520
Yeah well on our first date
My mind was already south of the border
440
00:27:14,716 --> 00:27:15,996
If you know what I mean
441
00:27:16,001 --> 00:27:17,001
Lovely
442
00:27:17,741 --> 00:27:20,251
Oh this doesn't bother you
Does it Barbie?
443
00:27:20,255 --> 00:27:21,055
Your father and me?
444
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,956
Bother me?
Not at all
445
00:27:22,957 --> 00:27:23,957
Because if it did, well
446
00:27:24,421 --> 00:27:26,171
That would kinda suck for you
447
00:27:26,174 --> 00:27:28,174
Don't worry Mommy,
I'll be fine
448
00:27:30,236 --> 00:27:31,916
You guys talking bout a pre-nup yet?
449
00:27:31,922 --> 00:27:32,422
I don't think this is really a good ...
450
00:27:32,423 --> 00:27:35,123
Y'know honey, that's okay
451
00:27:35,866 --> 00:27:37,986
Look, I understand that you're skeptical
452
00:27:38,089 --> 00:27:39,689
Your Dad walked out on you
When you were a kid
453
00:27:39,690 --> 00:27:43,000
And we all knew that that left you
With some major trust issues
454
00:27:43,390 --> 00:27:46,710
Which probably screwed up every relationship
You've ever had
455
00:27:46,709 --> 00:27:47,759
Even to this day
- Daddy
456
00:27:49,140 --> 00:27:50,390
Outside
457
00:27:51,388 --> 00:27:52,838
Now!
458
00:28:11,065 --> 00:28:12,185
Blue skies smiling at me ...
- Aww
459
00:28:13,188 --> 00:28:15,888
Don't even think of trying to charm
Your way out of this one
460
00:28:16,289 --> 00:28:17,889
Sarah Jane just likes to talk too much
That's all
461
00:28:18,153 --> 00:28:20,083
She's a bitch on wheels okay
Ever since high school
462
00:28:20,079 --> 00:28:21,779
She was a freshman
I didn't invite her to some party
463
00:28:21,980 --> 00:28:23,380
I didn't even know what I did
464
00:28:23,481 --> 00:28:24,701
Just don't expect me to be nice to her
465
00:28:24,705 --> 00:28:25,175
Just give it time
466
00:28:25,178 --> 00:28:27,458
Everything has a way of working itself out
467
00:28:27,461 --> 00:28:28,961
No, things don't work themselves out
468
00:28:29,162 --> 00:28:30,702
What happens is
You do what suits you at the moment
469
00:28:30,703 --> 00:28:33,133
And then you assume someone's gonna
Come along and clean up your mess
470
00:28:33,234 --> 00:28:36,004
And someone always does
Usually me
471
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:39,740
Okay, come back inside
I'll buy you one of those molten chocolate cakes
472
00:28:40,441 --> 00:28:41,341
A molten choc ...
473
00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,545
I'm sure you'll like Sarah Jane
Once you get to know her better
474
00:28:44,952 --> 00:28:46,142
Don't call her Mommy
475
00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,900
It's really gonna tick her off
476
00:28:49,501 --> 00:28:50,901
I am so done with this
477
00:28:51,105 --> 00:28:52,705
C'mon Barbie doll
Who do ya love?
478
00:28:53,250 --> 00:28:57,710
I got a new ticket to fly outta here tomorrow
And I never wanna see your stupid face again!
479
00:29:26,502 --> 00:29:28,552
This is gonna be a circus
You have no idea
480
00:29:29,370 --> 00:29:31,590
Alright, I'll buy us some cotton candy
We'll be fine
481
00:29:40,411 --> 00:29:43,591
Guess he wasn't too hung up
On the whole PC fan, huh?
482
00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:55,792
Sweetheart
Ohh baby ...
483
00:29:58,993 --> 00:29:59,993
Hi I'm Kate
484
00:30:01,642 --> 00:30:02,702
Lloyd ...
It's a pleasure to meet you
485
00:30:02,704 --> 00:30:03,704
Yeah, you too
486
00:30:03,751 --> 00:30:07,511
I'm sorry it's not under happier circumstances
487
00:30:11,088 --> 00:30:12,908
How long has it been since you talked
To your father?
488
00:30:13,514 --> 00:30:13,914
About a year
489
00:30:15,576 --> 00:30:19,026
When he tricked me into coming in last fall
490
00:30:20,830 --> 00:30:24,200
My condolences
I'm sure this is uh ...
491
00:30:24,302 --> 00:30:25,702
Sure this is rough on you two
492
00:30:26,788 --> 00:30:31,038
I did all my crying over losing
Henry Lefay a long time ago
493
00:30:38,290 --> 00:30:41,260
I won't be selfish about Henry's memory
494
00:30:41,556 --> 00:30:45,156
He spent the earlier stages of his life
With several other women and
495
00:30:44,156 --> 00:30:46,716
I wanna make sure that they're
Treated like family
496
00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:49,722
At the viewings
And sitting upfront with us at the funeral
497
00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:53,291
That'll mean alot to my Mom
And the others
498
00:30:53,287 --> 00:30:55,287
Alot of women
Would be more jealous of his past
499
00:30:55,092 --> 00:30:59,012
I'm very secure in the journey
that Henry and I shared together
500
00:30:59,014 --> 00:31:02,714
There's no point in troubling myself
For the experience before we even met
501
00:31:03,069 --> 00:31:05,999
What is the granola queen
Going on about now?
502
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:10,899
Uhmm, Autumn is talking about Henry
- Henry is dead, what is she saying?
503
00:31:11,252 --> 00:31:13,072
That they had a good marriage
504
00:31:14,958 --> 00:31:18,138
Just don't let her say any crystals
- Oh, okay
505
00:31:18,685 --> 00:31:20,565
Are you hungry Mae, or thirsty?
506
00:31:20,575 --> 00:31:21,075
What?
507
00:31:21,276 --> 00:31:22,976
Can I get you something to eat or drink?
508
00:31:23,305 --> 00:31:26,955
Don't shout at me
Get me some water
509
00:31:27,229 --> 00:31:29,079
Where's Henry?
510
00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,780
He's gone, Grandma
He passed away
511
00:31:38,086 --> 00:31:40,866
I'm gonna get you that water
512
00:31:41,571 --> 00:31:42,871
Okay?
I'm gonna grab that
513
00:31:42,872 --> 00:31:43,672
That's good
514
00:31:46,575 --> 00:31:49,235
What can i do to help with the arrangements?
Cause I know Dad never thought
515
00:31:49,242 --> 00:31:51,912
He was ever gonna die
So I'm sure there's alot of things
516
00:31:51,908 --> 00:31:52,608
That needs to be figured out
517
00:31:52,674 --> 00:31:56,134
It's all under control
Henry made all the arrangements in advance
518
00:31:56,132 --> 00:31:59,392
It's one of the many ways your father changed
In the time since you've known him
519
00:32:00,190 --> 00:32:01,700
I think that Henry's
520
00:32:01,748 --> 00:32:08,068
Spiritual quest was brought on in part by a sense
That a transition might be coming
521
00:32:08,363 --> 00:32:11,023
He wrote me the most beautiful letter
522
00:32:11,122 --> 00:32:13,282
Outlining all the details of the funeral that he wanted
523
00:32:13,281 --> 00:32:15,281
Pallbearers, music, everything
524
00:32:15,743 --> 00:32:19,703
He even picked out a plot at Shady Glen
Under a great white oak
525
00:32:20,197 --> 00:32:22,697
All of us someday beside him
526
00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:29,309
And really, the only problem is in getting
The American Consulate in Mexico
527
00:32:29,307 --> 00:32:31,337
To help us get his body released
And shipped up here but
528
00:32:31,344 --> 00:32:33,044
Veronica's taking care of that
529
00:32:33,303 --> 00:32:34,533
He's still in Mexico?
530
00:32:35,226 --> 00:32:35,526
Wait
531
00:32:36,527 --> 00:32:40,027
I mean
I'm surprised that you would come back without him
532
00:32:40,728 --> 00:32:41,028
Oh
533
00:32:41,339 --> 00:32:44,749
I wasn't in Mexico with him
You didn't know that?
534
00:32:44,751 --> 00:32:45,751
The trip was something that
535
00:32:45,752 --> 00:32:46,952
Henry had to do on his own
536
00:32:47,253 --> 00:32:48,553
Sort of a
537
00:32:48,754 --> 00:32:50,054
Spiritual retreat
538
00:32:50,784 --> 00:32:52,424
But between you and me
539
00:32:52,925 --> 00:32:56,925
There is something going on down there
Some element of his quest
540
00:32:56,926 --> 00:32:58,926
That he didn't want me
To know about
541
00:32:59,329 --> 00:33:03,309
I think he may have found
Some sort of shaman
542
00:33:03,609 --> 00:33:08,189
Or maybe even started
Experimenting with peyote
543
00:33:08,509 --> 00:33:11,069
Peyote my ass
He was in Mexico screwing someone else
544
00:33:11,172 --> 00:33:13,032
And the bimbo ran him and left his body to rot
545
00:33:13,235 --> 00:33:14,035
Any suspects?
546
00:33:15,036 --> 00:33:18,436
Wife No. 2
Wife No. 4
547
00:33:18,937 --> 00:33:21,737
Isn't that the same person?
548
00:33:21,738 --> 00:33:22,438
Welcome to the circus
549
00:33:35,228 --> 00:33:36,208
Hello ...
Ophelia?
550
00:33:39,212 --> 00:33:40,312
It's Barbara
551
00:33:40,313 --> 00:33:41,313
Are you in here?
552
00:33:43,114 --> 00:33:45,014
Hello?
553
00:33:49,015 --> 00:33:49,995
Oh boy ...
554
00:33:58,200 --> 00:33:59,500
Barbie ...
555
00:34:07,501 --> 00:34:09,491
Oh my God
You look just like him
556
00:34:10,454 --> 00:34:12,134
What's gonna happen to us, huh?
557
00:34:12,129 --> 00:34:14,129
Y'know I never stopped loving that man
558
00:34:14,329 --> 00:34:18,899
No matter who he was married to
No matter who I must marry too
559
00:34:23,603 --> 00:34:24,603
It's okay ...
560
00:34:26,013 --> 00:34:27,823
And who is this ...
561
00:34:28,459 --> 00:34:30,109
Tall handsome prince
562
00:34:30,928 --> 00:34:34,668
That's my boyfriend Lloyd
Lloyd, say hello to Ophelia ...
563
00:34:36,310 --> 00:34:38,050
Charmed
564
00:34:38,353 --> 00:34:40,053
Not half as much as I am
565
00:34:42,506 --> 00:34:46,056
Can I get you a glass of Cabernet, Lloyd?
566
00:34:49,085 --> 00:34:50,595
It's too bad you weren't in town last week
567
00:34:51,101 --> 00:34:54,401
You would've watched me star in
A local production of 'Grease'
568
00:34:55,643 --> 00:34:58,733
I got to relive high school
- I'm sure that was really something to see
569
00:35:00,036 --> 00:35:04,136
Well, maybe when this is all done
I'll give you a little private sample
570
00:35:04,839 --> 00:35:05,449
Barbie ...
571
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:08,180
We should talk about the funeral arrangements
572
00:35:08,349 --> 00:35:10,379
Actually aside from getting his body back
Into the country
573
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:11,800
Autumn has it all under control
574
00:35:12,028 --> 00:35:15,008
Daddy worked everything out in advance
Right down to the burial plots
575
00:35:15,506 --> 00:35:16,206
Burial plots?
576
00:35:17,407 --> 00:35:18,307
No ...
577
00:35:18,536 --> 00:35:19,786
Henry wanted to be cremated
578
00:35:20,895 --> 00:35:21,495
Cotton candy time ...
579
00:35:21,995 --> 00:35:24,895
He wrote me this beautiful letter
Specifying exactly how he wanted
580
00:35:24,896 --> 00:35:27,396
His funeral down to the smallest detail
581
00:35:27,622 --> 00:35:30,002
He didn't trust Autumn to do it right
I'm sure
582
00:35:30,500 --> 00:35:33,260
No, Henry wanted to be cremated
And have his ashes spread over the ocean
583
00:35:33,262 --> 00:35:35,762
From a catamaran
Off the Bahamas
584
00:35:36,063 --> 00:35:37,203
You have this in writing?
585
00:35:37,654 --> 00:35:40,004
We once made love there
I'm one of those
586
00:35:41,945 --> 00:35:43,895
Anyway talk to the other wives
Ask Veronica
587
00:35:43,904 --> 00:35:46,704
She's on everyday
I'm sure she knew he wanted to be cremated
588
00:35:47,005 --> 00:35:48,305
Lloyd ...
- Yeah
589
00:35:48,944 --> 00:35:52,724
Have you ever experienced the pleasure
Just inches away
590
00:35:52,816 --> 00:35:54,856
From a live barracuda?
591
00:35:56,057 --> 00:35:56,997
Uhmm ...
592
00:35:59,198 --> 00:36:00,298
Honey?
593
00:36:31,262 --> 00:36:32,152
Come inside
594
00:36:32,755 --> 00:36:35,255
Look, why don't you go downstairs
And check out the new Ipods?
595
00:36:35,517 --> 00:36:38,447
Okay, but if there's gonna be a scion
I wanna watch
596
00:36:38,455 --> 00:36:41,255
Please go,
I'll be there in a few
597
00:36:46,606 --> 00:36:47,876
Veronica
Hi ...
598
00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:50,976
I'm ...
599
00:36:51,377 --> 00:36:53,067
Grateful to have you in here
600
00:36:53,077 --> 00:36:54,977
In such a painful time
601
00:36:55,978 --> 00:36:56,558
Yeah ...
602
00:36:56,889 --> 00:37:00,239
Uh, you're taking this alot
Harder than I expected
603
00:37:00,642 --> 00:37:03,342
Considering that you guys spent pretty much
The last 10 years
604
00:37:03,343 --> 00:37:05,003
At each other's throats
605
00:37:05,633 --> 00:37:08,083
We remain business partners
For so long because
606
00:37:08,976 --> 00:37:10,576
We were the best of friends
607
00:37:11,577 --> 00:37:12,497
Underneath
608
00:37:14,398 --> 00:37:15,198
V ...
609
00:37:16,698 --> 00:37:17,798
Can I ask you something?
610
00:37:18,011 --> 00:37:19,701
Did Daddy wanted to be cremated?
611
00:37:19,952 --> 00:37:20,402
No!
612
00:37:20,953 --> 00:37:22,203
Why would you think that?
613
00:37:22,504 --> 00:37:23,904
That's what Ophelia says
614
00:37:24,302 --> 00:37:27,052
Ophelia is a manipulative lunatic
615
00:37:27,354 --> 00:37:29,154
Henry wanted to be buried
616
00:37:29,705 --> 00:37:30,455
At Pleasant Meadows
617
00:37:31,056 --> 00:37:32,756
At Pleasant Meadows ...
- Yeah
618
00:37:34,221 --> 00:37:37,151
Autumn said that they have plots together
At Shady Glen
619
00:37:37,555 --> 00:37:40,705
We have plots side by side
At Pleasant Meadows
620
00:37:40,906 --> 00:37:43,306
Henry wanted us to be buried
Next to one another
621
00:37:43,557 --> 00:37:44,897
Y'know Autumn is his wife
622
00:37:45,898 --> 00:37:48,358
Please, nobody takes that seriously
623
00:37:51,659 --> 00:37:52,159
Si?
624
00:37:52,160 --> 00:37:55,220
[Speaking in Spanish]
625
00:37:55,221 --> 00:37:56,821
American Consulate in Mexico
626
00:37:57,122 --> 00:37:59,122
[Continues speaking in Spanish]
627
00:37:59,253 --> 00:38:00,123
A hah ...
628
00:38:12,450 --> 00:38:14,660
So, so you're trying to locate the woman
629
00:38:14,659 --> 00:38:16,659
Who'd been staying at the hotel with him
630
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,000
Excellent
631
00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:21,699
[Speaking in Spanish]
632
00:38:21,950 --> 00:38:23,000
Adios
633
00:38:24,401 --> 00:38:25,201
Hah!
634
00:38:26,534 --> 00:38:29,694
They didn't want to release the body
If the woman he was staying with
635
00:38:29,821 --> 00:38:31,321
Was still in Mexico
636
00:38:32,310 --> 00:38:35,250
But because they can't figure out
Who the hell she is
637
00:38:35,355 --> 00:38:37,415
They decide to turn him
Over to us
638
00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:38,866
He'll be in the contract tonight
639
00:38:39,007 --> 00:38:41,127
And at the Ithaca airport
In the morning
640
00:38:41,709 --> 00:38:44,349
Okay ... this is good news
I guess
641
00:38:45,350 --> 00:38:45,890
Yeah
642
00:38:46,507 --> 00:38:48,147
Good news
That they're sending him back
643
00:38:49,255 --> 00:38:50,515
Awful news
644
00:38:50,516 --> 00:38:53,016
That he was down there with somebody
645
00:39:00,108 --> 00:39:02,848
I don't know if I'm ready
To see your Dad in a casket
646
00:39:02,949 --> 00:39:04,649
You don't have to
It's closed
647
00:39:04,821 --> 00:39:06,131
Closed?
648
00:39:06,928 --> 00:39:07,278
Well everyone
649
00:39:07,288 --> 00:39:09,348
Had a different opinion
So I suggested that we close it
650
00:39:09,355 --> 00:39:10,655
At least for now
651
00:39:10,892 --> 00:39:13,772
I think it's barbaric
That people wanna look at the body anyway
652
00:39:13,872 --> 00:39:16,402
Yeah, but he's been in an accident
They wanna know he's okay
653
00:39:16,403 --> 00:39:17,303
Miss Lefay?
654
00:39:17,304 --> 00:39:18,304
I'm John Goodenough
655
00:39:18,325 --> 00:39:20,895
From the funeral home
If there's anything we can do
656
00:39:21,331 --> 00:39:22,701
Please see me directly
657
00:39:22,802 --> 00:39:23,302
Thank you
658
00:39:23,348 --> 00:39:25,628
I did not have the privilege of knowing
Your father personally
659
00:39:25,628 --> 00:39:27,428
But from everything
That I've been hearing
660
00:39:27,528 --> 00:39:31,698
It's clear he brought a lot of love
To a lot of people
661
00:39:31,897 --> 00:39:32,697
You have no idea
662
00:39:32,874 --> 00:39:35,554
While I have you
Would you happen to know if
663
00:39:35,552 --> 00:39:37,952
There's been a resolution
Regarding the cemetery?
664
00:39:38,392 --> 00:39:40,202
I've been told it's Pleasant Meadows
665
00:39:40,297 --> 00:39:42,397
I've also been told it's Shady Glen
666
00:39:54,348 --> 00:39:56,318
I know you think Henry wanted
To be buried
667
00:39:56,320 --> 00:39:57,420
At Shady Glen
- He did want
668
00:39:57,421 --> 00:39:59,251
To be buried at Shady Glen
669
00:39:59,432 --> 00:40:01,682
We picked out those plots
Only last year
670
00:40:01,678 --> 00:40:03,428
But he gave out the payment
On Pleasant Meadows
671
00:40:03,429 --> 00:40:05,339
Even after that I can show you
The cancelled cheques
672
00:40:05,341 --> 00:40:06,341
Veronica?
673
00:40:06,949 --> 00:40:09,309
I appreciate that you are Henry's partner
674
00:40:09,306 --> 00:40:12,306
But please don't forget
That I was his wife
675
00:40:12,517 --> 00:40:14,787
Please keep your voices down
676
00:40:15,014 --> 00:40:18,894
Has anyone here happen to speak
To the American Consulate in Mexico?
677
00:40:19,194 --> 00:40:19,694
No
678
00:40:20,195 --> 00:40:20,795
Why?
679
00:40:21,396 --> 00:40:21,796
Barbie?
680
00:40:22,139 --> 00:40:23,099
Not now
681
00:40:23,599 --> 00:40:24,099
What?
682
00:40:24,200 --> 00:40:25,300
Really mom
Later
683
00:40:25,401 --> 00:40:25,901
Please!
684
00:40:29,873 --> 00:40:32,283
Apparently
685
00:40:32,285 --> 00:40:35,005
Daddy wasn't alone in Mexico
686
00:40:35,006 --> 00:40:37,206
I knew it
Was he with some sort of shaman?
687
00:40:39,300 --> 00:40:40,100
There was ...
688
00:40:41,094 --> 00:40:42,354
A woman
689
00:40:42,595 --> 00:40:44,255
Staying with him at the hotel
690
00:40:45,189 --> 00:40:48,689
And they couldn't find her
And they don't know who she was
691
00:40:49,490 --> 00:40:50,290
Autumn
692
00:40:50,999 --> 00:40:51,889
Okay maybe we should
693
00:40:51,910 --> 00:40:55,760
Give you some time to yourself okay
So mom?
694
00:40:56,160 --> 00:40:56,550
Grandma?
695
00:40:56,551 --> 00:40:58,791
Grandma?
696
00:40:59,591 --> 00:41:00,301
V, let's go
697
00:41:04,659 --> 00:41:05,999
It's all mine
698
00:41:08,052 --> 00:41:09,852
The will says
Every last penny goes to me
699
00:41:10,153 --> 00:41:12,043
Henry's half of the business
Everything
700
00:41:12,087 --> 00:41:14,947
I even have half interest in those
Precious plots of yours
701
00:41:14,955 --> 00:41:17,025
At Pleasant Goddamn Meadows
And the only thing
702
00:41:17,026 --> 00:41:19,376
Going into the ground come Friday
Is worms
703
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:22,301
Or your bones bitch
If you try and cross me
704
00:41:24,535 --> 00:41:26,305
Hello hello
Sorry I'm late
705
00:41:26,394 --> 00:41:27,694
Who's in charge here?
706
00:41:27,815 --> 00:41:29,695
John Goodenough
Funeral Director
707
00:41:29,996 --> 00:41:31,696
Ophelia Parker
The bereaved
708
00:41:31,797 --> 00:41:33,397
Well, the most deeply bereaved
I'm sure
709
00:41:33,698 --> 00:41:34,368
Listen, I bet
710
00:41:34,368 --> 00:41:36,858
A good-looking Father like yourself
Would know where to get a lady
711
00:41:36,858 --> 00:41:38,558
A Vodka Collins hmm?
- Excuse me?
712
00:41:38,559 --> 00:41:39,619
With lime
Thank you darling
713
00:41:40,126 --> 00:41:42,926
And some McNuggets
I get hungry when I drink
714
00:41:43,328 --> 00:41:44,558
Where is the ...
715
00:41:45,159 --> 00:41:45,759
Henry
716
00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:46,560
The body?
717
00:41:47,031 --> 00:41:48,961
Oh!
In the viewing room
718
00:41:48,960 --> 00:41:50,360
Thank you ever so much
719
00:41:51,231 --> 00:41:52,361
Oh, and
720
00:41:52,333 --> 00:41:54,513
Two extra thingies of the
Tangy honey mustard sauce
721
00:41:54,630 --> 00:41:55,930
Thank you gorgeous
722
00:41:59,399 --> 00:42:00,749
Were you all waiting for me?
723
00:42:05,051 --> 00:42:06,001
Henry ...
724
00:42:08,161 --> 00:42:09,391
Closed casket
725
00:42:09,583 --> 00:42:11,743
I didn't realize it was this bad
726
00:42:11,793 --> 00:42:13,423
I wanted a closed casket because
727
00:42:13,425 --> 00:42:14,925
I believe when someone dies
728
00:42:14,926 --> 00:42:17,826
He deserves his privacy
And not to be gawked at
729
00:42:19,001 --> 00:42:20,301
So he wasn't disfigured?
730
00:42:20,405 --> 00:42:20,995
No
731
00:42:22,096 --> 00:42:23,386
Oh thank God
732
00:42:26,544 --> 00:42:27,934
Look at us here together
733
00:42:28,935 --> 00:42:30,735
It's like the reunion we never had
734
00:42:31,840 --> 00:42:32,840
Let's hold hands
735
00:42:34,937 --> 00:42:36,837
C'mon, for Henry!
736
00:42:41,243 --> 00:42:44,953
We have things we share in common
With nobody else in the world
737
00:42:45,601 --> 00:42:47,121
We've all known the better ...
738
00:42:47,864 --> 00:42:49,124
We've all known the worst ...
739
00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:52,101
In all four of Henry Lefay's marriages
740
00:42:52,901 --> 00:42:53,501
Five!
741
00:42:53,792 --> 00:42:54,502
Oh yes
742
00:42:55,049 --> 00:42:56,239
Two of which were to me of course
743
00:42:56,259 --> 00:42:58,139
Which does give me a sort of seniority ...
744
00:42:58,150 --> 00:42:59,040
Screw you!
745
00:42:59,357 --> 00:43:02,857
Honey, I'm just trying to say
That though we may all think
746
00:43:02,862 --> 00:43:05,362
We know how Henry
Wanted to say goodbye to this earth
747
00:43:06,035 --> 00:43:08,865
He did write it all down for me
In a deeply personal letter
748
00:43:08,873 --> 00:43:11,053
So I stopped
And I made copies on the way
749
00:43:11,774 --> 00:43:12,584
That's why I was late
750
00:43:15,956 --> 00:43:20,516
I've got my own letter too
Exactly exactly like this
751
00:43:21,007 --> 00:43:22,867
In mine he wanted a Catholic priest
752
00:43:23,068 --> 00:43:24,068
Did you say Catholic?
753
00:43:24,569 --> 00:43:25,209
In a pig's eye
754
00:43:25,510 --> 00:43:26,110
Timeout!
755
00:43:27,860 --> 00:43:28,930
I'm the current wife
756
00:43:29,128 --> 00:43:31,258
I'm making the decisions
About the ceremony
757
00:43:31,259 --> 00:43:34,219
You know,
A good compromise would be his childhood pastor
758
00:43:34,228 --> 00:43:37,248
If I wanted your opinion
I would've asked for it
759
00:43:37,792 --> 00:43:38,312
Get it?
760
00:43:38,313 --> 00:43:41,393
May I say something
About the casket?
761
00:43:41,062 --> 00:43:42,692
What about the casket?
762
00:43:42,690 --> 00:43:45,750
I think it should be open
People want to see that he's alright
763
00:43:45,751 --> 00:43:48,221
Mom, will you stop saying that,
It's screwed up
764
00:43:48,232 --> 00:43:49,022
No!
I agree with Kate
765
00:43:49,054 --> 00:43:50,774
Open open open!
766
00:43:51,027 --> 00:43:51,797
I am the wife
767
00:43:52,301 --> 00:43:53,201
Me!
768
00:43:53,432 --> 00:43:55,012
I make all the decisions
769
00:43:55,313 --> 00:43:56,613
About everything
770
00:43:56,804 --> 00:43:57,754
Right
771
00:43:58,495 --> 00:44:00,035
But Henry did want to be cremated
772
00:44:00,167 --> 00:44:01,197
Well that's not happening
773
00:44:01,198 --> 00:44:02,438
Well it's what he wanted
774
00:44:03,002 --> 00:44:04,902
Nobody is getting cremated
775
00:44:04,896 --> 00:44:06,836
So just stick it up your ass!
776
00:44:11,826 --> 00:44:12,976
Oh no no no no no ...
777
00:44:13,577 --> 00:44:13,877
Hey!
778
00:44:18,078 --> 00:44:19,008
You're gonna tip it over!
779
00:44:24,056 --> 00:44:24,936
Stop!
780
00:44:38,756 --> 00:44:41,356
Oh Daddy Daddy Daddy
What have you done now?
781
00:44:46,769 --> 00:44:49,539
It's not right
782
00:44:49,802 --> 00:44:53,462
You're not supposed to bury
Your own children
783
00:44:54,381 --> 00:44:56,331
You raised a great man
784
00:44:58,028 --> 00:44:59,968
I raised a selfish prick
785
00:45:01,103 --> 00:45:04,023
But ... he was
He was always good to me
786
00:45:04,025 --> 00:45:05,025
So ...
787
00:45:05,916 --> 00:45:07,496
That's something
- Yes
788
00:45:09,397 --> 00:45:09,797
Hello
789
00:45:13,041 --> 00:45:14,971
Is Henry Lefay in this box?
790
00:45:15,068 --> 00:45:15,768
Yes
791
00:45:19,605 --> 00:45:22,495
You mind if I just stand here with you
For a bit?
792
00:45:22,903 --> 00:45:24,353
No no no not at all ...
793
00:45:24,404 --> 00:45:25,354
I'm ...
794
00:45:25,655 --> 00:45:26,355
Barbara Lefay
795
00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:28,100
Henry's daughter
796
00:45:30,221 --> 00:45:32,111
How nice to finally meet you
797
00:45:30,609 --> 00:45:33,209
I'm Effa
798
00:45:33,302 --> 00:45:35,002
Effa Devereaux?
799
00:45:34,996 --> 00:45:37,296
I was Henry's very first wife
800
00:45:39,487 --> 00:45:41,677
Well I'm sure some of you know about
The time that
801
00:45:41,695 --> 00:45:42,995
Henry dropped out of college
802
00:45:43,007 --> 00:45:46,397
And went to Chicago
To try to be a blues musician?
803
00:45:47,816 --> 00:45:49,586
Well the very week
804
00:45:49,599 --> 00:45:51,799
That boy got into town
805
00:45:51,797 --> 00:45:53,637
I ain't gonna lie
806
00:45:53,658 --> 00:45:55,648
He knocked me right off my feet
807
00:45:56,589 --> 00:45:59,419
But pretty soon I could see
he didn't belong in Chicago
808
00:45:59,420 --> 00:46:00,850
With or without me
So ...
809
00:46:01,354 --> 00:46:02,524
After 3 months
810
00:46:02,519 --> 00:46:04,359
We got an annulment
811
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:06,270
And I sent him back home
To New York
812
00:46:06,826 --> 00:46:08,446
Never saw Henry Lefay
813
00:46:08,454 --> 00:46:09,994
Or heard his voice again
814
00:46:10,459 --> 00:46:13,889
There are no paper towels
In the ladies' room
815
00:46:14,121 --> 00:46:14,701
Grandma!
816
00:46:14,891 --> 00:46:16,011
She doesn't work here
817
00:46:16,109 --> 00:46:18,099
Uhm I'm sorry
But I must ask you straight out
818
00:46:18,400 --> 00:46:20,100
What exactly do you want here?
819
00:46:21,271 --> 00:46:22,911
You must be Veronica
820
00:46:22,892 --> 00:46:25,082
Well I don't want anything at all
821
00:46:25,214 --> 00:46:26,584
In fact
822
00:46:26,625 --> 00:46:27,885
I'll bet you dollars-to-donuts
823
00:46:28,105 --> 00:46:31,895
I'm the only person in this room
That doesn't have a will in her purse
824
00:46:31,905 --> 00:46:32,905
With her name on it
825
00:46:33,112 --> 00:46:35,902
Henry Lefay
Never gave me nothing
826
00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:38,897
And I don't expect
Nothing from him now
827
00:46:41,762 --> 00:46:44,162
Would you happen to be Kate?
828
00:46:45,504 --> 00:46:46,264
Yeah
829
00:46:46,841 --> 00:46:49,571
Y'know I would imagine this shock
Is the biggest for you
830
00:46:49,771 --> 00:46:51,791
Woman thinks she's the man's first wife
831
00:46:52,352 --> 00:46:53,942
Is gotta be mighty unsettling
832
00:46:53,943 --> 00:46:55,443
To find out she isn't
833
00:46:56,084 --> 00:46:58,834
Y'know I truly regret
Any pain this causes you
834
00:46:59,288 --> 00:47:00,328
Can I ask you something?
835
00:47:00,529 --> 00:47:01,129
Yeah
836
00:47:01,130 --> 00:47:03,630
If you've been out of touch
With my father since Chicago
837
00:47:03,669 --> 00:47:05,649
How did you know so much
About all of us?
838
00:47:06,517 --> 00:47:07,687
The internet, honey
839
00:47:09,188 --> 00:47:10,688
Yes, may've been about
840
00:47:11,289 --> 00:47:12,989
Let's see about 5 years ago
841
00:47:12,990 --> 00:47:13,990
Out of the blue don't you know
842
00:47:14,291 --> 00:47:17,691
Henry Lefay up and tracks me down
843
00:47:17,814 --> 00:47:18,884
And sends me an email
844
00:47:18,878 --> 00:47:22,978
Just wanted to know
Whatever happened to me, y'know?
845
00:47:23,251 --> 00:47:24,901
What my life'd been like
846
00:47:25,603 --> 00:47:27,593
And you know one thing led to another
847
00:47:27,594 --> 00:47:30,414
And we've been emailing
Each other ever since
848
00:47:30,495 --> 00:47:31,415
Everyday
849
00:47:31,816 --> 00:47:32,916
Every .. everyday?
850
00:47:32,917 --> 00:47:33,317
Everyday
851
00:47:34,502 --> 00:47:35,232
Get out
852
00:47:35,228 --> 00:47:37,558
Well I didn't hear from him
A few days
853
00:47:37,909 --> 00:47:38,789
I just
854
00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:41,890
Just got this bad feeling
855
00:47:41,992 --> 00:47:42,922
And I thought
856
00:47:43,625 --> 00:47:46,425
I'd better give that boy a Google
857
00:47:48,390 --> 00:47:49,660
And sure enough
858
00:47:50,761 --> 00:47:52,061
Well y'all know the rest
859
00:47:53,023 --> 00:47:55,853
Apparently Henry's had
All kinds of secrets
860
00:47:56,853 --> 00:47:58,173
There's no reason not to believe this one
861
00:47:58,367 --> 00:48:00,467
Oh not so fast
862
00:48:00,893 --> 00:48:03,323
How do we know this isn't
Some kind of a scam?
863
00:48:03,617 --> 00:48:05,317
That you're not inserting yourself
Into Henry's life
864
00:48:05,318 --> 00:48:08,318
Under false pretenses just so
You can get something from us
865
00:48:08,419 --> 00:48:09,029
Later?
866
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,610
Oh you mean like the time
You pretended you were pregnant
867
00:48:12,613 --> 00:48:14,313
So Henry could leave Veronica
868
00:48:14,314 --> 00:48:16,914
And marry your bony ass
A second time?
869
00:48:16,916 --> 00:48:19,876
Cause you are Ophelia
Aren't you?
870
00:48:21,156 --> 00:48:23,196
You've come a long way today Effa
871
00:48:23,626 --> 00:48:25,026
I bet you you're hungry
872
00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:26,027
Y'know what girl
873
00:48:26,051 --> 00:48:29,561
I am feeling like a little pie
With some ice cream
874
00:48:29,658 --> 00:48:30,428
You know where I can get some?
875
00:48:30,758 --> 00:48:32,558
There's a diner
Across the green
876
00:48:32,565 --> 00:48:35,265
Where they make
A mean Dutch apple
877
00:48:35,396 --> 00:48:36,266
For real?
878
00:48:37,801 --> 00:48:38,521
My treat
879
00:48:38,723 --> 00:48:39,133
Oh cool!
880
00:49:08,880 --> 00:49:11,110
Anything that you want for yourself
881
00:49:11,508 --> 00:49:12,008
You can ...
882
00:49:12,515 --> 00:49:13,015
Have
883
00:49:15,523 --> 00:49:16,023
Thanks
884
00:49:48,718 --> 00:49:49,418
Good morning
885
00:49:49,419 --> 00:49:51,069
You're here very early
886
00:49:51,428 --> 00:49:52,978
I asked everyone to come an hour
Before the viewing
887
00:49:52,989 --> 00:49:54,939
So that we can figure out
The minister issue
888
00:49:55,015 --> 00:49:55,495
Ahh
889
00:49:55,801 --> 00:49:56,861
Are the others here?
890
00:49:56,980 --> 00:49:57,660
No, you are the first
891
00:49:58,011 --> 00:49:59,531
Would you like to wait
In the study?
892
00:49:59,527 --> 00:50:01,227
Actually, if you guys don't mind
893
00:50:01,479 --> 00:50:03,569
I'd like a few minutes
Alone with Dad
894
00:50:03,675 --> 00:50:05,175
Sure
- Thank you
895
00:50:06,676 --> 00:50:07,476
Thank you
- Mm hmm
896
00:50:14,208 --> 00:50:16,198
No no no no no ...
897
00:50:17,849 --> 00:50:19,219
How long were you and Henry together?
898
00:50:19,305 --> 00:50:20,745
About 15 years ...
- Oh wow
899
00:50:20,884 --> 00:50:23,734
Yeah it was crazy 15 years too
I'll tell you
900
00:50:24,766 --> 00:50:26,626
Where's what's his name?
The funeral guy?
901
00:50:27,592 --> 00:50:29,412
What about Ophelia?
Have you seen her?
902
00:50:30,013 --> 00:50:30,453
No?
903
00:50:31,851 --> 00:50:32,211
B-Baby?
904
00:50:33,808 --> 00:50:37,008
Whatever you do,
Do not let Autumn into the viewing room
905
00:50:38,737 --> 00:50:39,397
Why not?
906
00:50:39,861 --> 00:50:41,401
Why not let Autumn into the viewing room?
907
00:50:41,702 --> 00:50:42,402
Wait a second, wait
908
00:50:42,743 --> 00:50:43,823
Don't, come here!
909
00:50:48,273 --> 00:50:49,893
Who did this?
910
00:50:53,495 --> 00:50:54,005
Autumn
911
00:50:57,018 --> 00:50:58,418
Hang on a second
912
00:51:00,209 --> 00:51:00,719
Hey!
913
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:03,780
Wait
914
00:51:07,351 --> 00:51:08,481
Hey
C'mon
915
00:51:09,782 --> 00:51:10,332
Really Autumn?
916
00:51:13,258 --> 00:51:15,408
Who said that you could cremate him?
917
00:51:15,406 --> 00:51:16,686
One of the ex-wives
918
00:51:16,758 --> 00:51:17,398
Ophelia?
919
00:51:17,514 --> 00:51:18,714
Yes!
Ophelia, that's her
920
00:51:19,005 --> 00:51:20,005
I had no choice
921
00:51:20,006 --> 00:51:21,046
Once the forms were signed
922
00:51:21,196 --> 00:51:23,996
Ophelia has no legal standing
Autumn is his wife
923
00:51:24,317 --> 00:51:26,317
Orphelia brought me the form
Signed by Autumn
924
00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:27,617
She forged her signature?
925
00:51:27,658 --> 00:51:29,218
I had no way of knowing that
926
00:51:53,119 --> 00:51:53,699
No!
927
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,010
Whoa whoa whoa ...
928
00:52:11,011 --> 00:52:11,791
Stupid!
929
00:52:15,552 --> 00:52:15,992
Don't watch
930
00:52:22,524 --> 00:52:23,114
Stay away from the hearse!
931
00:52:35,246 --> 00:52:36,386
No, it's a classic!
932
00:52:41,895 --> 00:52:42,465
Oh oh oh ...
933
00:52:42,856 --> 00:52:46,066
I never give my car to the valet
934
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:58,350
Cool it!
935
00:52:58,755 --> 00:52:59,955
All of you
936
00:53:00,182 --> 00:53:02,322
I guess what I really do need to know is
Do any of you
937
00:53:02,318 --> 00:53:03,268
Want me to press charges?
938
00:53:08,460 --> 00:53:10,250
That's real good Barbie
Can you show me how to do that?
939
00:53:10,531 --> 00:53:12,191
Maybe after the funeral
But here's what I'm thinking, Pinky
940
00:53:12,958 --> 00:53:14,098
We should charge her
941
00:53:14,129 --> 00:53:15,099
For attempted homicide
942
00:53:15,206 --> 00:53:17,346
And her for cremation fraud
943
00:53:17,401 --> 00:53:20,211
And him for aiding
And abetting a forger
944
00:53:21,637 --> 00:53:22,677
Are those even laws?
945
00:53:22,710 --> 00:53:23,880
You wanna find out?
946
00:53:24,578 --> 00:53:25,478
No ...
Not really ...
947
00:53:25,054 --> 00:53:28,444
So as far as the criminal justice system
Is concerned
948
00:53:28,439 --> 00:53:30,959
I think we should all just pretend
That this never happened
949
00:53:31,560 --> 00:53:36,180
Well ... yeah ... I mean ...
I ... I ... It ...
950
00:53:36,291 --> 00:53:36,481
Okay
951
00:53:36,677 --> 00:53:37,747
Thank you Pinky
952
00:53:38,509 --> 00:53:39,819
Great to see you again
953
00:53:40,424 --> 00:53:41,654
Real sorry about your Dad
954
00:53:42,891 --> 00:53:44,031
Officer
955
00:53:47,435 --> 00:53:49,285
You better watch it ...
956
00:53:49,286 --> 00:53:50,286
Get in there now!
957
00:54:01,737 --> 00:54:02,187
Now you listen to me
958
00:54:02,289 --> 00:54:03,609
And you listen to me good
959
00:54:03,610 --> 00:54:06,380
I intend to send my father off
With a modicum of dignity
960
00:54:06,483 --> 00:54:08,483
That is what I owe him
And I am gonna give him that
961
00:54:08,482 --> 00:54:10,102
Come hell or high water
962
00:54:10,100 --> 00:54:13,120
So that means
No more surprise cremations okay
963
00:54:13,374 --> 00:54:15,294
No more demolition derby with the hearses
964
00:54:15,286 --> 00:54:16,716
No more anything!
965
00:54:16,817 --> 00:54:17,717
Except quiet
966
00:54:17,764 --> 00:54:21,354
Dignified, respectable mourning
967
00:54:21,855 --> 00:54:23,495
Have I made myself clear?
968
00:54:23,601 --> 00:54:24,201
Yes
969
00:54:25,528 --> 00:54:26,008
Alright then
970
00:54:29,542 --> 00:54:31,662
And just so I make myself clear
971
00:54:31,957 --> 00:54:33,697
We're spreading Henry's ashes
In Bora Bora
972
00:54:33,701 --> 00:54:34,821
The hell we are
973
00:54:34,817 --> 00:54:36,347
That's where he was happiest
974
00:54:36,359 --> 00:54:37,349
Guys, please
975
00:54:37,510 --> 00:54:39,700
This coffee table is awfully dusty
976
00:54:40,152 --> 00:54:42,122
You should use Pledge
977
00:54:42,487 --> 00:54:44,037
Somebody better talk to this woman
978
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:44,810
Grandma!
979
00:54:44,853 --> 00:54:47,043
Henry never gave a damn
About Bora Bora
980
00:54:47,210 --> 00:54:49,030
He wanted to be scattered
Over the Pacific
981
00:54:49,029 --> 00:54:50,009
From a catamaran
982
00:54:50,110 --> 00:54:51,010
He should be buried
At Pleasant Meadows
983
00:54:52,809 --> 00:54:54,759
You mean,
Bury his ashes?
984
00:54:57,717 --> 00:54:58,547
Would you give us a minute?
985
00:54:58,552 --> 00:54:59,972
We'll be in the viewing room soon
986
00:55:00,270 --> 00:55:01,310
I know I'm intruding
987
00:55:01,847 --> 00:55:04,807
But I'm actually kind of glad
To find you guys all here together
988
00:55:06,208 --> 00:55:09,708
I was the one
Who was with Henry in Mexico
989
00:55:12,399 --> 00:55:13,309
Who are you?
990
00:55:14,106 --> 00:55:16,206
I was Henry's first wife
991
00:55:17,067 --> 00:55:17,507
Oh ...
992
00:55:17,573 --> 00:55:19,993
I was going to be his last wife
993
00:55:20,473 --> 00:55:23,053
Tell them Barbie
994
00:55:27,585 --> 00:55:29,405
It sucks
I'm so sorry
995
00:55:29,879 --> 00:55:32,559
It's all just too much
For one day
996
00:55:33,487 --> 00:55:36,037
I mean, I just lost my husband
997
00:55:36,541 --> 00:55:39,351
And then someone goes
And burns him up
998
00:55:39,435 --> 00:55:40,435
And then
999
00:55:40,436 --> 00:55:42,976
I, finally,
He was gonna leave me?
1000
00:55:44,268 --> 00:55:44,908
And you ...
1001
00:55:46,169 --> 00:55:47,199
You knew
1002
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:48,370
Put yourself in my shoes
1003
00:55:48,371 --> 00:55:49,751
Yes I knew about her
1004
00:55:49,747 --> 00:55:50,547
But my loyalty has to be
1005
00:55:50,548 --> 00:55:53,158
With my Dad
And I didn't know
1006
00:55:53,163 --> 00:55:55,183
That Sarah Jane
Was the one with him in Mexico
1007
00:55:56,169 --> 00:55:57,459
You mean, there were others?
1008
00:55:58,059 --> 00:55:58,869
Oh my God
1009
00:56:06,007 --> 00:56:06,517
He really ...
1010
00:56:07,818 --> 00:56:09,358
Really was
1011
00:56:09,559 --> 00:56:10,009
Happy
1012
00:56:10,219 --> 00:56:11,549
When we were in Bora Bora
1013
00:56:13,062 --> 00:56:14,102
I'm sure of it
1014
00:56:16,010 --> 00:56:16,890
I am too
1015
00:56:20,473 --> 00:56:21,643
That's why we wanna
1016
00:56:22,154 --> 00:56:24,304
Spread his ashes there
1017
00:56:25,422 --> 00:56:27,642
I think
That's where he should live forever
1018
00:56:30,959 --> 00:56:34,679
I remember him happiest
In Yosemite
1019
00:56:35,082 --> 00:56:37,182
He took me hiking there
When I was 10
1020
00:56:39,448 --> 00:56:41,118
And he and my mother were still together
1021
00:56:43,515 --> 00:56:44,515
Up in the sun at the Dome
And ...
1022
00:56:46,216 --> 00:56:47,526
He sat down on the ground
1023
00:56:48,160 --> 00:56:51,240
And I sat in his lap
And we looked out
1024
00:56:51,245 --> 00:56:53,245
Into the mountains forever
1025
00:56:54,855 --> 00:56:58,795
And I don't remember any other time
He held me nearly that long
1026
00:57:08,194 --> 00:57:10,424
He had such an enormous spirit
1027
00:57:14,125 --> 00:57:17,125
What if he could rest forever
In all of those different places?
1028
00:57:18,006 --> 00:57:19,786
What if we divide up his ashes?
1029
00:57:20,001 --> 00:57:20,691
And each of us
1030
00:57:21,088 --> 00:57:24,318
Scatter a part of him
In a place we remember him being happy?
1031
00:57:24,589 --> 00:57:26,799
Because if anyone deserves that kind of goodbye
1032
00:57:26,798 --> 00:57:28,588
It was Daddy, right?
1033
00:57:31,575 --> 00:57:32,305
I'm sorry
1034
00:57:42,250 --> 00:57:43,990
How did you know my mother?
1035
00:57:54,105 --> 00:57:54,805
Okay
1036
00:57:54,806 --> 00:57:57,316
So we have a new plan
For Daddy's ashes
1037
00:57:59,294 --> 00:58:00,514
Where's Ophelia?
1038
00:58:01,203 --> 00:58:03,583
She's in the viewing room
She wanted to be near him
1039
00:58:03,684 --> 00:58:05,024
And we didn't mind
1040
00:58:05,629 --> 00:58:07,269
Okay, let's go in there then
1041
00:58:11,170 --> 00:58:11,810
Ophelia?
1042
00:58:20,611 --> 00:58:22,131
Oh there she is!
1043
00:58:23,492 --> 00:58:24,232
Come on!
1044
00:58:24,433 --> 00:58:25,133
Ophelia!
1045
00:58:25,134 --> 00:58:26,134
[Speaking in Spanish]
1046
00:59:00,012 --> 00:59:01,152
Shoes! Shoes!
Take off your shoes!
1047
00:59:01,749 --> 00:59:02,849
Go!
- Okay!
1048
00:59:03,200 --> 00:59:06,190
For what it's worth
I think Henry's ashes should be spread in Cancun
1049
00:59:06,352 --> 00:59:07,652
Do not
Make me hurt you
1050
00:59:10,047 --> 00:59:11,397
Gimme my Henry!
1051
00:59:17,074 --> 00:59:18,984
Stop! Stop!
- No!
1052
00:59:19,049 --> 00:59:20,669
What the hell do you think
You're doing?
1053
00:59:20,722 --> 00:59:22,552
Henry wanted to be spread
Over the Pacific
1054
00:59:22,573 --> 00:59:23,153
And I'm not
1055
00:59:23,154 --> 00:59:24,914
Gonna let some little
Jenny-come-lately
1056
00:59:24,915 --> 00:59:27,685
Take him to Bora Bora
Where he doesn't even speak the language!
1057
00:59:28,486 --> 00:59:29,466
Give him to me!
1058
00:59:46,045 --> 00:59:48,305
Y'know, some guys get turned on
By this sort of thing
1059
00:59:50,773 --> 00:59:52,723
But not me
I'm just saying
1060
00:59:52,728 --> 00:59:53,718
Some guys
1061
00:59:58,318 --> 00:59:59,218
Go go go go go!
1062
01:00:39,565 --> 01:00:39,955
So
1063
01:00:40,458 --> 01:00:41,558
What do we do now?
1064
01:00:44,003 --> 01:00:45,353
We could buy another urn
1065
01:00:46,254 --> 01:00:48,154
Maybe something a little sturdier
1066
01:00:50,420 --> 01:00:52,940
And leave it up there empty?
1067
01:00:53,452 --> 01:00:55,022
Or we can put something else in it?
1068
01:00:55,163 --> 01:00:55,693
Like what?
1069
01:00:55,689 --> 01:00:56,409
M-n-M's?
1070
01:00:56,990 --> 01:00:59,410
What's the point?
There's nothing left of him
1071
01:00:59,797 --> 01:01:00,617
Oh Henry
1072
01:01:00,618 --> 01:01:03,798
I'm sorry
I didn't spring for the ornate brass
1073
01:01:04,881 --> 01:01:06,311
You'd still be here now
1074
01:01:06,851 --> 01:01:08,271
He'd still be dead
1075
01:01:10,472 --> 01:01:11,272
Shut your face
1076
01:01:11,377 --> 01:01:14,367
You castrating Mexican twit
1077
01:01:15,483 --> 01:01:18,003
I am Spanish!
1078
01:01:26,354 --> 01:01:29,934
What in the sweet Lord of Jesus
Are you people doing?
1079
01:01:38,106 --> 01:01:40,686
You people are the worst
Fucking bereaved
1080
01:01:40,696 --> 01:01:42,716
I have ever seen in my life!
1081
01:01:44,062 --> 01:01:44,662
Excuse me
1082
01:01:45,803 --> 01:01:47,953
I've been conferring
With Father Hoolahan
1083
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,250
And I believe
We've found a way
1084
01:01:50,351 --> 01:01:53,101
To blend the Catholic
And Presbyterian ceremonies
1085
01:01:53,502 --> 01:01:54,302
But ...
1086
01:01:54,993 --> 01:01:58,203
The Polynesian Holy man just arrived
And we were wondering
1087
01:01:58,207 --> 01:02:00,567
How you'd like us
To work him into the service
1088
01:04:07,049 --> 01:04:07,999
Oh God
1089
01:04:08,750 --> 01:04:11,170
Whose mercies cannot be numbered
1090
01:04:12,048 --> 01:04:14,918
Except our prayers
In behalf of your servant
1091
01:04:14,920 --> 01:04:15,920
Henry Lefay
1092
01:04:17,814 --> 01:04:18,564
Amen
1093
01:04:20,515 --> 01:04:24,535
And now if you'll turn to page 297
In your hymnals
1094
01:04:25,187 --> 01:04:28,137
I Can Hear My Savior Calling
1095
01:04:42,736 --> 01:04:44,066
You son of a bitch
1096
01:04:53,703 --> 01:04:56,603
But on that morning
Sarah Jane can't get herself out of bed
1097
01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:59,840
I'm thinking to myself
When's the next time I'm gonna be in Cancun
1098
01:05:00,007 --> 01:05:01,787
So with or without her
I'm goin' parasailing
1099
01:05:02,218 --> 01:05:03,578
So I hired this family firm
1100
01:05:03,684 --> 01:05:05,584
That pulls you right up the beach
Behind their boat
1101
01:05:06,356 --> 01:05:07,486
They don't speak much English
1102
01:05:07,751 --> 01:05:08,491
And with ..
1103
01:05:08,612 --> 01:05:09,992
Two couples
Both on their honeymoon
1104
01:05:10,003 --> 01:05:11,293
And this single guy
1105
01:05:11,355 --> 01:05:12,675
Guy's name is Lipschutz
1106
01:05:12,717 --> 01:05:15,737
He's getting over his divorce
By working his way through every hooker in Cancun
1107
01:05:15,938 --> 01:05:16,968
Heck of a guy
1108
01:05:16,538 --> 01:05:19,458
My safety vest was a lil tight
So Lipschutz switches with me
1109
01:05:20,298 --> 01:05:22,898
I go up, have a great time
It's really a lot of fun
1110
01:05:23,001 --> 01:05:23,781
He goes up
1111
01:05:23,784 --> 01:05:25,704
With the vest
I just had on
1112
01:05:26,028 --> 01:05:27,388
Just had this thing on
1113
01:05:27,389 --> 01:05:30,239
Something snaps
He falls like 150 feet into the water
1114
01:05:30,240 --> 01:05:31,450
Smack!
They pull him out, that guy's dead
1115
01:05:32,251 --> 01:05:34,801
He's dead, I mean I freak out
I lose it!
1116
01:05:34,844 --> 01:05:35,954
That could've been me
I'm thinking
1117
01:05:35,647 --> 01:05:36,947
That just ...
1118
01:05:37,548 --> 01:05:38,898
That just could've been me
1119
01:05:38,961 --> 01:05:39,961
I took off, y'know?
1120
01:05:39,962 --> 01:05:42,772
I left my ID there
All I had was my little fannypack
1121
01:05:42,775 --> 01:05:43,675
With a couple of hundred bucks
1122
01:05:43,841 --> 01:05:45,881
Which in Mexico
Buys a lot of tequila
1123
01:05:45,880 --> 01:05:46,880
Next thing I know
1124
01:05:46,881 --> 01:05:49,001
I wake up passed out
In the backseat of the car
1125
01:05:49,152 --> 01:05:50,002
In Tampico
1126
01:05:50,619 --> 01:05:52,769
I tried to call you
But the hotel said you'd already left
1127
01:05:52,769 --> 01:05:54,769
Well, I figured
You walked out on me
1128
01:05:54,910 --> 01:05:56,190
So after 2 days
I had to get back to work
1129
01:05:56,191 --> 01:05:57,951
So I checked out
And went home alone
1130
01:05:57,953 --> 01:06:00,393
Wait ...
How did we hear that Daddy died?
1131
01:06:00,591 --> 01:06:01,891
The Mexicans
They must've thought
1132
01:06:01,892 --> 01:06:03,062
Lipschutz was me
And that I was Lipschutz
1133
01:06:03,186 --> 01:06:04,696
Well how did you get home
From Mexico?
1134
01:06:04,814 --> 01:06:05,704
Just dumb luck
1135
01:06:05,715 --> 01:06:08,655
The border guard supervisor
Grew up around here
1136
01:06:08,898 --> 01:06:10,748
Remembers me from all those commercials
1137
01:06:10,872 --> 01:06:13,052
Why wouldn't you give
Someone a call?
1138
01:06:13,052 --> 01:06:14,942
Well at this point
I didn't realise that
1139
01:06:14,942 --> 01:06:16,272
Anybody thought I was dead
1140
01:06:16,695 --> 01:06:18,105
And who am I gonna call anyway?
1141
01:06:18,506 --> 01:06:20,306
When I got home this morning
I got to the house
1142
01:06:20,326 --> 01:06:21,746
Caterers setting up a party
Woohoo ...
1143
01:06:22,518 --> 01:06:23,218
What's goin' on?
1144
01:06:23,869 --> 01:06:25,579
They're all at your funeral
He says
1145
01:06:26,588 --> 01:06:27,768
Well I had to go see this
1146
01:06:27,970 --> 01:06:28,970
So I put on my suit
1147
01:06:29,271 --> 01:06:30,331
And here I am
1148
01:06:31,035 --> 01:06:32,455
So this Lipschutz ...
1149
01:06:32,470 --> 01:06:34,210
His family doesn't know?
1150
01:06:34,306 --> 01:06:35,906
And we've cremated him
1151
01:06:36,034 --> 01:06:39,734
And scattered his ashes
All over a gas station
1152
01:06:49,350 --> 01:06:50,070
Alright ...
1153
01:06:50,351 --> 01:06:51,951
I got an idea
I think you should come home with me
1154
01:06:51,950 --> 01:06:53,300
I left your bags in the back
1155
01:06:54,034 --> 01:06:55,404
Come on
1156
01:06:55,796 --> 01:06:57,926
I wanna spend one great day
With my grandmother
1157
01:06:59,681 --> 01:07:00,241
Okay
1158
01:07:01,132 --> 01:07:02,002
Okay
1159
01:07:04,413 --> 01:07:04,853
I love you
1160
01:07:05,315 --> 01:07:06,355
I love you too
1161
01:07:12,436 --> 01:07:13,586
Listen
I gotta say this
1162
01:07:13,793 --> 01:07:14,393
Uhmmm ...
1163
01:07:18,644 --> 01:07:21,864
Before this week
I thought you were amazing
1164
01:07:22,161 --> 01:07:23,061
You know that
1165
01:07:23,879 --> 01:07:24,389
But after watching
1166
01:07:24,393 --> 01:07:26,793
Everything you did
In the midst of all this insanity
1167
01:07:26,789 --> 01:07:30,189
Somehow holding together
I have a whole new respect for you
1168
01:07:34,309 --> 01:07:36,159
They say for better or for worse
1169
01:07:36,161 --> 01:07:37,701
What is worse than this?
1170
01:07:38,612 --> 01:07:39,822
And you were flawless
1171
01:07:43,616 --> 01:07:45,816
Goddammit woman
Marry me
1172
01:07:51,316 --> 01:07:52,286
Are you out of your mind?
1173
01:07:53,089 --> 01:07:56,359
Look at my family
Look at every marriage I grew up around, I mean
1174
01:07:56,360 --> 01:07:58,480
So what are you saying?
You never wanna get married no matter what?
1175
01:07:58,601 --> 01:08:00,161
I'm saying I never wanna marry wrong
1176
01:08:02,860 --> 01:08:03,750
Lloyd, no ...
1177
01:08:03,902 --> 01:08:05,352
That's not what I meant
1178
01:08:07,553 --> 01:08:08,093
Lloyd!
1179
01:08:11,790 --> 01:08:12,120
2 minutes?
1180
01:08:12,119 --> 01:08:13,119
Don't even think about it
1181
01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:15,620
This is ridiculous
1182
01:08:24,001 --> 01:08:25,711
I didn't like the way
I left you last time
1183
01:08:25,894 --> 01:08:26,454
Mm hmm
1184
01:08:28,257 --> 01:08:30,127
Y'know when I thought you were gone
I uhmm ...
1185
01:08:32,740 --> 01:08:34,180
This is like a second chance for us y'know
1186
01:08:34,179 --> 01:08:36,169
I know we got off track
When I was a teenager
1187
01:08:36,683 --> 01:08:39,223
And I know we'll never be normal
Father and daughter
1188
01:08:39,817 --> 01:08:41,187
But uh, y'know
1189
01:08:41,274 --> 01:08:42,284
Maybe
1190
01:08:43,489 --> 01:08:45,179
Maybe we can be some kinda friends
1191
01:08:46,180 --> 01:08:47,180
Right
Okay
1192
01:08:47,181 --> 01:08:48,181
To a new beginning!
1193
01:08:48,692 --> 01:08:49,622
A new beginning
1194
01:08:54,399 --> 01:08:55,879
Quite a funeral huh?
1195
01:08:56,278 --> 01:08:57,708
What's with the medicine man?
What was that all about?
1196
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,180
You mean the Polynesian holy man?
1197
01:08:59,191 --> 01:09:01,681
Autumn said that he performed your wedding
In Bora Bora
1198
01:09:01,882 --> 01:09:02,582
That was the guy?
1199
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:03,890
But he had a red face
1200
01:09:04,673 --> 01:09:05,883
Our wedding had a blue face
1201
01:09:07,084 --> 01:09:07,984
Could've been a red face
1202
01:09:08,685 --> 01:09:09,515
It was pretty shitface
1203
01:09:11,554 --> 01:09:12,314
When I do go
1204
01:09:12,315 --> 01:09:13,635
No holy man of any kind
1205
01:09:13,839 --> 01:09:15,639
I'll just leave you some instructions
On what to do with me
1206
01:09:15,773 --> 01:09:17,883
You gave everyone instructions okay Dad?
1207
01:09:17,907 --> 01:09:22,657
You got yourself buried at 2 different cemeteries
And your ashes scattered off a catamaran
1208
01:09:22,845 --> 01:09:25,525
I'll just date your instructions
So everybody knows it's the latest version
1209
01:09:25,786 --> 01:09:28,106
If Sarah Jane or anybody else
Shows up with a later one
1210
01:09:28,107 --> 01:09:29,107
You can fight them tooth and nails
1211
01:09:29,108 --> 01:09:29,808
Just tell them it's all
1212
01:09:29,807 --> 01:09:32,907
Daddy this is exactly
What I'm asking you to stop doing to me
1213
01:09:32,940 --> 01:09:33,880
Right right right right right ...
1214
01:09:33,981 --> 01:09:35,151
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
1215
01:09:35,153 --> 01:09:36,153
Got it, got it
1216
01:09:37,819 --> 01:09:38,679
Have you talked to Autumn?
1217
01:09:38,785 --> 01:09:39,745
How pissed is she?
1218
01:09:39,946 --> 01:09:41,346
On a scale of 1 to 10 million
1219
01:09:42,586 --> 01:09:45,726
Gals are a lot tougher to deal with
In divorce than when they're angry
1220
01:09:46,031 --> 01:09:47,791
That's how Veronica
Ended up with half of the company
1221
01:09:48,086 --> 01:09:50,186
That's why I was hoping you could
Kinda talk to Autumn a little bit y'know
1222
01:09:50,187 --> 01:09:51,787
Smooth things out
1223
01:09:51,918 --> 01:09:54,188
And you might wanna get
A hold of that Lipschutz family
1224
01:09:54,767 --> 01:09:55,577
Let them know what happened
1225
01:09:56,079 --> 01:09:56,579
Me?
1226
01:09:56,780 --> 01:09:57,680
I can't call 'em
1227
01:09:57,791 --> 01:09:59,501
They're likely to be kinda pissed off
1228
01:10:00,675 --> 01:10:02,075
And don't mention that cremation thing
1229
01:10:02,677 --> 01:10:05,737
I don't think Jewish people
Even wanted the right body
1230
01:10:07,009 --> 01:10:07,999
We have no ashes
1231
01:10:08,596 --> 01:10:09,556
Nah, you'll think of something
1232
01:10:14,156 --> 01:10:14,806
Goodbye
1233
01:10:14,956 --> 01:10:15,556
What?
1234
01:10:17,074 --> 01:10:19,114
Goodbye,
I'm going back to California
1235
01:10:19,110 --> 01:10:19,430
Barbie
1236
01:10:19,431 --> 01:10:20,141
Barbara
- Listen to me
1237
01:10:20,142 --> 01:10:21,002
You're never gonna change
1238
01:10:21,155 --> 01:10:24,265
Dad, and if you don't change
I'm gonna lose my mind
1239
01:10:26,310 --> 01:10:27,280
Oh God I love you Dad
1240
01:10:27,281 --> 01:10:29,401
I love you more than
You could possibly realise
1241
01:10:32,840 --> 01:10:34,630
But don't follow me
1242
01:10:36,795 --> 01:10:37,985
And don't sing
1243
01:10:50,191 --> 01:10:51,101
Oh hey sweetheart
1244
01:10:52,102 --> 01:10:52,862
Look
1245
01:10:53,097 --> 01:10:55,187
There's something I need
To talk to you about
1246
01:10:55,191 --> 01:10:56,081
It's pretty serious
1247
01:10:56,079 --> 01:10:58,309
I wanted to wait till
After the funeral
1248
01:10:58,307 --> 01:10:58,877
What?
1249
01:11:00,510 --> 01:11:01,340
I'm done
1250
01:11:02,138 --> 01:11:04,848
I only come here to tell you that I am
Out of here, for good
1251
01:11:06,045 --> 01:11:07,865
What do you mean for good?
1252
01:11:07,870 --> 01:11:09,840
I've had it, Mom
Taking care of Daddy every minute
1253
01:11:09,836 --> 01:11:11,366
Whether he's alive or not
1254
01:11:11,464 --> 01:11:13,174
Fixing everything that he breaks
1255
01:11:13,175 --> 01:11:14,175
Oh grow up!
1256
01:11:14,715 --> 01:11:16,805
Huh, do you think you're the only person
With a family?
1257
01:11:17,301 --> 01:11:18,131
Roll with it
1258
01:11:18,385 --> 01:11:19,185
You've got so self-centered
1259
01:11:20,086 --> 01:11:21,276
What are you talking about?
1260
01:11:21,876 --> 01:11:23,306
Making the whole funeral about yourself
1261
01:11:23,317 --> 01:11:24,357
About me?
1262
01:11:24,406 --> 01:11:25,006
Yes
1263
01:11:25,107 --> 01:11:26,697
How you're gonna
Give your father some dignity in death
1264
01:11:26,698 --> 01:11:27,538
That he didn't have in life
1265
01:11:27,541 --> 01:11:28,761
How narcissistic?
1266
01:11:29,345 --> 01:11:31,065
I was the one making this about myself?
1267
01:11:31,073 --> 01:11:33,183
What about those crazy women
1268
01:11:33,176 --> 01:11:35,356
That almost spilled that poor Lipschulz guy
1269
01:11:35,356 --> 01:11:36,356
Out of his coffin
1270
01:11:36,358 --> 01:11:38,658
And then cremated him huh?
1271
01:11:39,486 --> 01:11:43,776
They were just a bunch of sad women
Trying to mourn the best way they could
1272
01:11:44,556 --> 01:11:46,816
Why are you so damn accepting
All the time?
1273
01:11:47,721 --> 01:11:50,721
Even Ophelia
After everything that happened back then
1274
01:11:51,142 --> 01:11:51,722
Why can't you
1275
01:11:51,723 --> 01:11:55,713
Just show some spine for once
Instead of being the world's biggest doormat
1276
01:11:52,454 --> 01:12:01,544
My daughter would not speak
To me that way
1277
01:11:56,000 --> 01:11:56,830
Spine?
1278
01:11:57,456 --> 01:11:59,136
You want me to show you
Some spine?
1279
01:12:01,645 --> 01:12:04,005
This is your big permanent exit
Out of New York
1280
01:12:04,006 --> 01:12:06,086
Why don't you just go back
To San Francisco right now?
1281
01:12:06,552 --> 01:12:09,152
Is that some spine for ya
Good enough spine?
1282
01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,600
I think when you get to a certain age
1283
01:12:29,117 --> 01:12:31,667
God starts to make you forget
1284
01:12:32,162 --> 01:12:33,762
Because
1285
01:12:35,486 --> 01:12:37,756
If you had to hold on
To all those memories
1286
01:12:38,796 --> 01:12:40,806
It would just be too much to bear
1287
01:12:47,511 --> 01:12:48,111
Listen
1288
01:12:49,812 --> 01:12:51,782
Why don't you tell me
A memory you haven't told me
1289
01:12:52,183 --> 01:12:53,123
A happy one
1290
01:12:53,618 --> 01:12:54,018
Huh?
1291
01:12:55,025 --> 01:12:55,925
Well, uh ...
1292
01:12:56,556 --> 01:12:57,526
How about uh ...
1293
01:12:58,699 --> 01:12:59,249
Hawaii
1294
01:12:59,990 --> 01:13:01,110
You were on vacation?
1295
01:13:01,223 --> 01:13:02,083
No no ...
1296
01:13:02,131 --> 01:13:03,511
I lived there
1297
01:13:04,112 --> 01:13:05,432
You lived in Hawaii
When?
1298
01:13:05,696 --> 01:13:07,626
During the war
After Pearl Harbor.
1299
01:13:08,031 --> 01:13:09,881
I lived near the naval base
1300
01:13:09,882 --> 01:13:12,402
Ohh ...
We had such fun
1301
01:13:12,873 --> 01:13:14,323
I worked for this club
1302
01:13:14,324 --> 01:13:15,324
And the sailors
1303
01:13:15,325 --> 01:13:16,815
Would come in all week
1304
01:13:17,017 --> 01:13:20,367
They paid us
And we split 60/40 with the house
1305
01:13:21,888 --> 01:13:22,968
W-w-what ...
1306
01:13:23,364 --> 01:13:25,244
What, the soldiers paid you for what?
To dance?
1307
01:13:25,641 --> 01:13:28,001
Good heavens no!
It was wartime
1308
01:13:28,456 --> 01:13:29,796
You get a sailor on leave
1309
01:13:30,497 --> 01:13:32,257
They're not interested in dancing
1310
01:13:32,958 --> 01:13:34,358
Ha ha ha ...
1311
01:13:35,761 --> 01:13:36,091
W-W-Wait ...
1312
01:13:36,940 --> 01:13:37,790
What are you saying?
1313
01:13:37,994 --> 01:13:39,394
That you were a hooker?
1314
01:13:39,815 --> 01:13:41,345
No! I was a party girl
1315
01:13:42,052 --> 01:13:42,992
What's the difference?
1316
01:13:43,847 --> 01:13:45,857
That, was much more patriotic
1317
01:13:48,169 --> 01:13:51,539
Ohh, this was so sweet of you
To find all this time for me
1318
01:13:52,076 --> 01:13:54,436
Especially since your mother's in the hospital
1319
01:13:56,682 --> 01:13:57,242
What?
1320
01:13:57,243 --> 01:13:58,303
In the hospital
What do you mean?
1321
01:13:58,213 --> 01:14:00,173
She went to the St. Jo's this morning
1322
01:14:00,168 --> 01:14:01,168
For that biopsy
1323
01:14:02,169 --> 01:14:03,709
You know that
1324
01:14:04,906 --> 01:14:05,706
Oh God
1325
01:14:12,207 --> 01:14:14,197
Oh, how did you
- The doctor said it went well
1326
01:14:17,480 --> 01:14:18,980
Mom I'm so sorry
1327
01:14:18,982 --> 01:14:20,762
I'm sorry too
1328
01:14:24,574 --> 01:14:26,414
You got a bad deal huh
1329
01:14:28,410 --> 01:14:30,810
Spending all those years alone
With just me
1330
01:14:32,348 --> 01:14:33,988
My life hasn't been that bad
1331
01:14:34,592 --> 01:14:37,432
You make decisions and
Things work out how they work out
1332
01:14:39,304 --> 01:14:41,484
You know when you go to a restaurant
1333
01:14:42,069 --> 01:14:43,689
And your food comes
1334
01:14:44,150 --> 01:14:46,290
And you realised
That you've ordered badly
1335
01:14:47,711 --> 01:14:48,891
That was me
1336
01:14:49,590 --> 01:14:50,750
I ordered badly
1337
01:14:52,146 --> 01:14:53,006
That's all
1338
01:14:57,856 --> 01:14:59,606
We can better won't
Make that mistake
1339
01:14:59,915 --> 01:15:00,615
Mmm ...
1340
01:15:01,116 --> 01:15:01,826
But now
1341
01:15:03,494 --> 01:15:05,894
You'll make the other mistake
1342
01:15:07,508 --> 01:15:08,668
What other mistake?
1343
01:15:20,123 --> 01:15:22,233
Excuse me, visiting hours are over
1344
01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:24,440
I'll be quick
I'm just gonna say goodnight to my mother
1345
01:16:54,739 --> 01:16:55,309
Hey
1346
01:16:57,240 --> 01:16:58,900
I was just closing up
1347
01:17:00,091 --> 01:17:01,101
Can I come in?
1348
01:17:02,998 --> 01:17:03,868
Yeah
1349
01:17:03,972 --> 01:17:04,832
Sure
1350
01:17:13,377 --> 01:17:16,217
You wouldn't believe, it but in California
I'm a very together person
1351
01:17:20,559 --> 01:17:21,709
Believe it
1352
01:17:23,008 --> 01:17:24,348
I used to know you pretty well
1353
01:17:24,554 --> 01:17:25,684
Oh man
1354
01:17:27,416 --> 01:17:28,616
What a week
1355
01:17:29,207 --> 01:17:30,587
You have no idea
1356
01:17:32,008 --> 01:17:33,318
My father's dead
1357
01:17:33,516 --> 01:17:34,686
My father's not dead
1358
01:17:36,387 --> 01:17:37,497
My mother's sick and
1359
01:17:40,916 --> 01:17:42,286
My grandmother's a whore
1360
01:17:57,817 --> 01:17:58,807
You know what?
1361
01:17:59,008 --> 01:18:02,008
This is exactly how I felt
With Johnny Ferrigno
1362
01:18:05,109 --> 01:18:05,739
It was like
1363
01:18:05,890 --> 01:18:08,490
I was trying to find
My way out of something
1364
01:18:11,164 --> 01:18:12,294
That's what she meant
1365
01:18:12,717 --> 01:18:13,587
There's ordering badly
1366
01:18:14,188 --> 01:18:15,588
And the other mistake
1367
01:18:17,189 --> 01:18:18,759
Is not ordering at all
1368
01:18:20,160 --> 01:18:21,680
Okay
Umm
1369
01:18:25,761 --> 01:18:27,111
Please don't hate me
1370
01:18:29,153 --> 01:18:30,853
I tried that once
1371
01:18:34,011 --> 01:18:35,971
Didn't work
1372
01:18:42,637 --> 01:18:43,117
Lloyd
1373
01:18:43,820 --> 01:18:45,320
Listen, there's umm
1374
01:18:45,721 --> 01:18:47,521
Something I wanna talk to you about
1375
01:18:51,958 --> 01:18:53,188
Lloyd Lloyd
Let me call you back
1376
01:18:59,610 --> 01:19:01,190
Blue skies
1377
01:19:01,401 --> 01:19:03,351
Smiling at me ....
1378
01:19:04,962 --> 01:19:07,282
Nothing but blue skies
1379
01:19:09,283 --> 01:19:10,783
Do I see
1380
01:19:17,798 --> 01:19:20,798
This pile of dust
Is all that's left of me
1381
01:19:20,800 --> 01:19:21,840
These are my ashes
1382
01:19:22,257 --> 01:19:23,357
My remains
1383
01:19:23,665 --> 01:19:26,415
No ... it's ground crap
From the gas station
1384
01:19:26,916 --> 01:19:27,446
Okay?
1385
01:19:28,381 --> 01:19:29,081
Come on
1386
01:19:29,182 --> 01:19:30,022
You're drunk
1387
01:19:30,320 --> 01:19:31,320
Let's get you home
1388
01:19:31,275 --> 01:19:32,275
You know, I thought that
1389
01:19:32,276 --> 01:19:34,396
I kept moving
1390
01:19:34,497 --> 01:19:35,777
I could cheat death
1391
01:19:38,356 --> 01:19:39,116
That's what I thought
1392
01:19:40,217 --> 01:19:41,807
But that's not how it works
Is it?
1393
01:19:43,352 --> 01:19:44,462
Someday I'm gonna be
1394
01:19:44,753 --> 01:19:47,323
Just as dead as Lipschulz here
1395
01:19:48,616 --> 01:19:49,876
And what did I leave?
1396
01:19:49,992 --> 01:19:51,832
What did Lipschulz leave?
1397
01:19:52,428 --> 01:19:55,278
Disappointed hookers in Cancun
That's what he left
1398
01:19:55,503 --> 01:19:56,503
But not me
1399
01:19:56,504 --> 01:19:58,074
I got ...
1400
01:19:58,271 --> 01:20:00,471
I got half a business
1401
01:20:01,599 --> 01:20:02,599
And some really
1402
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:05,560
Memorable commercials
1403
01:20:05,716 --> 01:20:06,406
And you ...
1404
01:20:08,232 --> 01:20:10,942
A better daughter than this
Selfish asshole deserves
1405
01:20:11,336 --> 01:20:12,876
And I lost you, didn't I?
1406
01:20:13,780 --> 01:20:14,730
Ohh Dad ...
1407
01:20:16,533 --> 01:20:17,233
Y'know I-I
1408
01:20:17,234 --> 01:20:18,694
I really would like to change
1409
01:20:18,693 --> 01:20:20,063
I wanna change
1410
01:20:20,709 --> 01:20:21,849
No you don't
1411
01:20:22,055 --> 01:20:22,875
Nah ...
1412
01:20:23,780 --> 01:20:24,690
Nah, no I don't
1413
01:20:28,746 --> 01:20:30,696
But I did break up with Sarah Jane
1414
01:20:31,535 --> 01:20:32,005
Really?
1415
01:20:32,006 --> 01:20:32,526
Yeah
1416
01:20:33,436 --> 01:20:35,116
She wanted to keep the ring
1417
01:20:35,993 --> 01:20:36,863
So I said go ahead
1418
01:20:37,856 --> 01:20:39,256
Cubic zirconium anyway
1419
01:20:39,899 --> 01:20:41,209
So she threw it at me
1420
01:20:43,276 --> 01:20:43,976
Want it?
1421
01:20:44,377 --> 01:20:46,107
No, thank you
1422
01:20:46,309 --> 01:20:47,359
Then it's too bad
1423
01:20:48,362 --> 01:20:49,162
It's the real deal
1424
01:20:49,223 --> 01:20:50,603
Costs me 28 grand
1425
01:20:51,341 --> 01:20:52,181
Lemme see that
1426
01:20:54,630 --> 01:20:57,460
Hey Barbie doll
Barbie Barb ...
1427
01:20:57,761 --> 01:20:58,611
Barbara
1428
01:20:59,288 --> 01:21:00,418
Have I touched anything?
1429
01:21:01,455 --> 01:21:03,665
I mean in your whole life
Have I touched anything?
1430
01:21:04,957 --> 01:21:05,487
Look at me
1431
01:21:06,818 --> 01:21:07,998
What do you think?
1432
01:21:08,065 --> 01:21:09,065
I think
1433
01:21:09,066 --> 01:21:11,176
You're a walking miracle
That's what I think
1434
01:21:12,310 --> 01:21:14,710
I'd just like to think
It did not all come from your Mom
1435
01:21:17,010 --> 01:21:17,620
It didn't
1436
01:21:19,000 --> 01:21:19,800
Thanks
1437
01:21:19,996 --> 01:21:20,676
Thank you
1438
01:21:25,576 --> 01:21:26,346
Are you nervous?
1439
01:21:26,491 --> 01:21:27,351
Nah
1440
01:21:28,085 --> 01:21:30,705
Not when you've walked down the aisle
As many times as I have
1441
01:21:33,173 --> 01:21:34,003
But you
1442
01:21:34,799 --> 01:21:37,309
You're the most beautiful bride
I've ever seen
1443
01:21:40,424 --> 01:21:41,004
Ready?
1444
01:21:41,595 --> 01:21:42,435
Yeah
1445
01:22:59,045 --> 01:23:00,975
I never thought
I'd see them dance together
1446
01:23:01,576 --> 01:23:03,076
I'm so glad your Mom's okay
1447
01:23:03,523 --> 01:23:06,313
Of all your father's other wives
She was always my favorite
1448
01:23:06,412 --> 01:23:07,862
Did your father tell you?
1449
01:23:08,010 --> 01:23:09,160
We're getting married again
1450
01:23:09,772 --> 01:23:10,862
To each other?
1451
01:23:10,842 --> 01:23:12,002
Of course!
1452
01:23:13,306 --> 01:23:14,886
Well, third time's a charm
1453
01:23:16,209 --> 01:23:17,509
Hmmm
Look at you
1454
01:23:17,511 --> 01:23:18,511
You're a knockout, honey
1455
01:23:18,712 --> 01:23:19,452
Thanks
1456
01:23:20,598 --> 01:23:22,448
You think I could get away
With wearing white?
1457
01:23:24,951 --> 01:23:26,061
Hey there
1458
01:23:26,823 --> 01:23:27,973
Been looking for you
1459
01:23:28,652 --> 01:23:30,082
Day's been kinda intense
1460
01:23:30,084 --> 01:23:32,304
I was just looking for some quiet
1461
01:23:33,490 --> 01:23:34,000
You know what?
1462
01:23:34,391 --> 01:23:37,171
I remember sneaking away
From one of my weddings
1463
01:23:38,296 --> 01:23:41,166
Guessing a bridesmaid was involved?
1464
01:23:41,665 --> 01:23:42,545
Maybe
1465
01:23:49,681 --> 01:23:50,581
It's our song
1466
01:23:53,549 --> 01:23:54,049
May I?
1467
01:23:55,400 --> 01:23:56,100
Yes you may
1468
01:24:19,384 --> 01:24:20,684
You're gonna love being married
1469
01:24:21,679 --> 01:24:23,099
There's nothing like it in the world
1470
01:24:26,335 --> 01:24:27,265
Yeah
1471
01:24:28,000 --> 01:24:31,130
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