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CJ ENTERTAINMENT PRESENTS

A CJ ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTION

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER JEONG TAE-SUNG

PRODUCED BY YIM SANG-JIN CO-PRODUCED BY YI JIN-HEE

JI SUNG

Yo, shut up, shut up!

Give it to me fucking straight

The anxiety is climbing up between your balls. Isn't it?

Nope

Su-jung, you know

Westerners have huge wieners they kick ass

That's all because of porn they're monsters

I read that there's no difference between Asians and Westerners

I bet an Asian guy wrote that book

But you know, theirs may be big but they're limp

You know those cheap pink sausages

- I know - They are limp

Mine isn't big but it's hard

You boys talk about that alone

I have so much to do there

No one liked my decision to study abroad

I don't have time to play I gotta work hard

EDITED BY KIM SANG-BEOM KIM JAE-BEOM MUSIC BY KIM HONG-JIP

What are they doing?

Sui-ling, please!

You two are too old for this shit

SOUND DESIGNER LEE SEUNG-YEOP VISUAL EFFECTS BY BAEK SANG-HUN

Sorry. You okay?

I'm all wet

You're wet?

- Yeah, I'm wet. Totally wet - How else can I describe it?

What did I do wrong? You said wet

What's wet?

PRODUCER YI JIN-HEE

This is so funny

DIRECTED BY BYUN SUNG-HYUN

Safe

The 8 ball needs to go in

Unbelievable

I gotta go

Why?

No. You can't go. No, no, no

I won't be able to see you for a year

You can't go

Stay. I want to hang outwith you longer

Okay So-yeon, get home safely

See you

- Bye, So-yeon - See you

Let's talk before you leave

Go, go

You all right? You know this is Su-jung's farewell party

I'm really happy you came

I'm happy to be here I heard your news and...

Wait

Yo

Stay calm

What the fuck?

It's only been 83 days and she has a new boyfriend?

We dated for seven years, but it only took her two and half months

Is he talking about So-yeon's bitch?

He's hot

When I heard he's a hotel chef, I thought he'd be a fat loser

But his face is

What? You all knew?

You all knew about it? Except me?

So-yeon told us not to tell you

I was gonna tell you

You knew and still called me here?

Are you all insane?

I'm just telling the truth

Stop talking

You know I can't lie

YOu!

Think you're special?

Just because you're going abroad, do we all need to gather at one place?

You're making up an excuse for not finding a job in Korea

You're turning 30, what's more to learn?

And you, your dick is hard?

Didn't you search online for Viagra because you can't get it up drunk?

You must be the youngest Viagra user

That's gonna hurt

Shut up, you son of a bitch!

You think that bastard is hot?

I'm younger and hotter than him

But the chef probably makes more money

Fuck

WHATCHA WEARIN'?

Are you gonna come?

You can go inside

Grab my ass when you come

Are you home?

Are you alone?

Um...Yes

Don't say anything

Just do what I tell you

Press a button once for "yes"

Press twice for "no"

If you got me, press the button

That's a good boy. Were you sleeping?

My voice might echo a little I'm in the bathroom

I'm lying comfortably in the tub with warm water

It's very warm and soft

Especially, between my legs

I told you not to talk

I'll tell you what I'm doing right now

I'm holding the phone on my left hand

and slowly touching myself with my right hand

I'm touching there right now

Take yours out

Can I eat it up?

I want to eat it up with my mouth

I'm gonna eat it softly

I'm gonna eat the whole thing very softly

Do it to me now

Right now

Now

I'll get on top

You will hear the water moving

Listen carefully

If the water moves faster,

it's because I'm going faster

I'm going out of my mind

I think I'm gonna come

Harder

It hurts

Hello?

Honey?

Honey

You can talk now was it good?

Yes. It was good

What is this?

Is this one of those 1-900 numbers?

You girls call first these days?

Is it like a visiting service?

Hello?

By the way, how much did it cost me?

Who is this?

What?

010-5601-7895

5? 5!

Oh my...What am I gonna...

Hello, Seung-joon? Were you asleep?

Yeah. What time is it?

You know how I got a new cell phone today?

I didn't get to transfer the address book

So I didn't set up the speed dial

What are you talking about?

Listen. Your last four digits are 7892

It's nothing I got a new phone today

Yun-jung, I have to wake up early tomorrow

We will see each other tomorrow night

You haven't forgotten

Wear something pretty

Okay

Don't be late

Yeah. Good night

Wait a minute who was that freak?

What a creepy pervert

14 Sexy Phone Techniques

Phone sex?

Girl

You had phone sex with a stranger?

Holy cow!

It wasn't exactly phone sex

Because I didn't enjoy it

I just dialed one wrong digit last night

and made some pervert very happy

There must be something wrong having phone sex in the first place

Or wanting to sell some undies

It's an online lingerie shop

You just watch It might be the next Victoria's Secret

So Seung-joon hasn't proposed yet?

My poor sister

He makes me mad

He made you quit your job

He should've married you long ago

Seung-joon didn't tell me to quit

And girls!

Do you think I, Lee Yun-jung, would quit her job

- simply because of marriage? - Yes

You two don't miss anything

Miss. You can't take a photo here

Oh, this is so pretty, how much is it?

Should I get a divorce?

One off to the altar. One back home, your mom must have an exciting life

It's been over a week since we had sex

One week. That's an embarrassing reason for a divorce

Don't talk about that in front of the baby

Yun-jung. Are you really gonna marry Seung-joon?

Don't do it

If you get married, sex will die off

Is that something she should tell her own sister?

I'm telling you this as a female family member

The number of positions goes first, then the number of sex is next

Then goes the number of your heartbeats

That's going too far

Just because we won't have sex much, it doesn't mean our love will die

Sex is like communication

If there's no communication, it's not love

It's true. If your vajayjay gets bored your heart will too

From a professional view, your sister went into cardiac arrest

I wasn't going to tell you this

But today is our 5th anniversary

Not to mention my birthday, he can't even remember Christmas

But he made reservations at a river deck restaurant for tonight

What do you think it means?

A proposal!

Congratulations

Pardon?

Oh, yes

Korean guys don't know much about romance

Cakes for birthdays a ring for proposal

Aren't you tired of it?

For a moment like this, you need something special

That ring helplessly sitting on the table,

it feels somewhat lonely

It's because he's shy

If I'm not out of line, I'd like to help you

With?

If you can do that, I would be so grateful

Here

A cup of coffee

Coffee

Don't do that

Open it

Frankly, I'd be lying if I told you that I wasn't upset at all

If you didn't do it today, I was gonna get a little mad

Really? I hope you like it

I wanted to buy the expensive one

But big ones looked tacky

It's fine, I don't care about that kind of stuff

I'm not the extravagant type

No, I'm not

Nope

I'm just happy that you put your heart in it and this is such a precious...

hair clip

Congratulations!

As you can see, when you put a coin in his bowl,

it triggers the sensor, and this cute puppy eats the coin

It works as a piggybank

This is the end of my presentation

That is good

I think the adults will like it too

Mr. Lee Hyun-seung?

Yes?

What do you think?

Yes

What was the question?

I was asking about your thoughts on it

I'm dying to know what you think

My thoughts?

I think...

You think?

Do you even think about anything?

Stop already

I'm working, don't you see?

Work? You call that work?

Work brings in money

Are you fucking done talking?

Don't curse at me I'm not your mom

When are you gonna stop living off me?

I told you to give me some time

Until when? How long do I need to wait?

Don't make me look like a snob!

You might not want to admit it, but we need to face the reality

You can't just daydream forever

You think I can't make it

I never said that

Oh yes, you just did with your own mouth

If I thought that, I wouldn't have waited this long

You have always thought that way

What do you want from me?

I can't make it anyway why don't I just smash it?

I bought that

I know. It's the Gibson Les Paul Standard It's a very good guitar

How much did you pay?

You really are a son of a bitch

Right. You're a son of a bitch I told you so

Women are realistic animals

In a professional term, a fucking bitch

That's why I don't date

Don't think about the bad stuff

It must've been also hard on So-yeon

Fundamentally, women have psychopathic tendency

They're insensible to men's pain

Frankly, I think So-yeon might come back

That bastard's drunk, stop drinking

Fuck you

Those useless hopes make people more miserable

Women are bitches, So-yeon is a woman so...

- Did Su-jung get in safely? - Yeah. She's unpacking now

Take a look

Listen well

It's best to think all bitches as simple holes

Hole number one

Hole number two

Two idiots

I'm gonna screw all the women I know, except for my mom

Except for Su-jung and So-yeon

And except for your mom and your mom

Hey, Su-jung! Of course I miss you

Are you going to quit writing music forever?

What a waste

So-yeon ruined one talented musician's dream

Did I have such talent?

Of course stupid. You're the greatest songwriter I know

Do you remember the last song I wrote? Of course

Of course

Right? Especially, the guitar solo

Yeah. I fucking love that guitar solo

There was no guitar solo, It was a piano piece

Didn't you run out of cigarettes? I'll go buy

Hello. This is Lee So-yeon's cell phone

Why did you answer my call?

Why not?

Give it back

Hurry and give it back. Now

Hello?

So-yeon

Hello?

Are all women the same?

That's right

A girl like you probably never truly loved anyone

You are all the same. Fuck

After all, a woman's just a hole

You're a psychopath after all

Do you want to die?

Who the hell are you?

You're that pervert from last night

A psychopath? You are just crazy

A psycho, lunatic, weirdo!

A dirty pervert!

A psycho, lunatic, weirdo...

A dirty pervert?

What the...

Hey

- What did you just call me? - What?

A psycho and a lunatic? Okay. I'll admit that

But a dirty pervert?

You're the dirty pervert. You horny nymphomaniac!

Horny nymphomaniac?

Wow. You must be crazy

Hey. Do you know me?

Why're you calling in the middle of night?

I'm gonna call the police

You're the one calling at night and moaning over the phone

I should report you to the police for sexual hA-rassment

You got proof?

Wow. You have a lot of nerve

I got proof

You know there's something called recording feature on cell phones these days

Remember what you said last night?

Touching this and eating that. Huh?

That's all recorded

Really?

That's right

Remember what you said last night?

I should just post it online. That would be better than reporting you

Hey. That's really bad

Don't be so mean

Mean? A psycho dirty pervert can't be mean?

That would just make me a mean psycho dirty pervert

Um...The truth is

I was calling my boyfriend

and I accidentally dialed the wrong number

You made the mistake

Why are you calling me a pervert?

It's just that you called me today without any explanation,

all weeping

You said that all women are the same and we're just holes

It's scary, I don't even know you

I was out of my mind

I'm sorry

Did you break up with someone?

It's just that...

I have something to say to someone

But I don't even have the courage to say it

Can you believe she doesn't love me anymore?

I'm about to get upset now

Hey. Stop crying

You want to talk about how upset you are

Okay. I'll listen

But you have to stop crying

I wasn't crying

And I don't really have anything to tell you

We were soulmates

We were different from others

Know what it means to truly connect with someone?

It was really special

I think most lovers think that way at some point

I want to forget her but it's impossible

I think it's going to be impossible forever

That angelic smile

and soft hair

Thinking that I can't ever feel that again

You must have really liked her

Don't just recall the good memories

It might help to think about the bad things from the relationship

She nagged all the time like an old lady

And when I talked, she didn't even listen

My boyfriend has stinky feet

A neat freak! You know people with OCD who constantly clean things

He sleeps with his back turned

She grinds her teeth

When she sleeps in my arms, she'll grind right next to my ears

So I take my arms out when she falls asleep

What else?

She doesn't do it for long

Not with her mouth

I guess she has yet to learn to enjoy the real flavor

I don't care as long as he doesn't do it on my face

Why not the face?

It's gooey like snot

Would you like it if someone blew snot on your face?

I guess not

Actually, it was my first time yesterday ever since we broke up

it wasn't sex but it felt really weird

By the way...Did you like it?

What?

Yes

That's good

Yes

Everybody

One more time

Who were you talking to all night long?

Was it Seung-joon?

Of course

Things are great between us. We love talking all night

I couldn't care less

Hey mom, what do you think about me and Seung-joon?

Do we look like we have something special?

Never mind. How was it with you and dad?

That he's special or he's your soulmate

Did you feel that way?

Of course

When?

Which moment made you feel that way?

Orgasm

Sometimes, I would put on your dad's white dress shirt

Here and here

I would unbutton these two

So he can see my breasts slightly

I would wear a thong and gently move my hips side to side

When I did, your dad would go crazy

Then his thick hands would wrap around my waist

Mom! Woah...

I'm suddenly tired

I gotta go

You made it all weird where are you going?

No, it's not weird at all, I think you should get in fast

Girl. Hey!

Yun-jung will you get me some water?

Ta-da!

You look better in it than I do

Right? There's more

Don't be shocked

Every man's dream, the tempting virgin!

What? Is that all?

Please cut me some slack

Even if I did this?

Look closely

Sweetie

Yes

You know I really want to do it

But I have to finish something by tomorrow

Okay. Go work

Thanks for saving me, you're going to sleep over, right?

I'll get the light

What the heck does he mean by thanks for saving me?

He must've had a lot of work

Even if he had a lot of work

I was looking so sexy that night

And that's not all

Should I get a boob job? Just up one size?

Don't

Right? My boobs are good right now

It's rather

if you get a boob job, they'll feel totally different

Like rubber balls I hate that

How would you know if they feel like rubber balls?

Rubber balls

7895! Don't laugh

Okay

Mr. Lee Hyun-seung

I'll call you later

I was going to meet my friend today

But she suddenly canceled on me. What should I do?

You said you're a musician. A vocalist?

No, the guitar

Don't you want to play again?

I think the most important thing in music is...

You scared me, what's wrong?

It's because you won't play with me

I'm taming the guitar you bought me

Why do you need to do that?

Guitars are like girls

Their sound gets better when handled gently

Then play me and see what I sound like

The sound isn't good, It's not tuned properly

I think you picked the wrong chord

Yeah me too

I only wear push-up bras

That's why So-yeon dumped you

You should've acknowledged that

Whatcha wearing down there?

A black ribbon lace frilly thong

Boys like this more because it's easy to take off

Wow. Only the chicks with hot ass wear thongs

Oh, that's right. You don't know my hipline

And I can't even show you

Yeah right

It's not only the hips

My whole body is just innately beautiful

I shouldn't toot my own horn

But people say my body lacks human affinity

because it's like a mannequin, I'm a bit worried

Enough with my body, It gets worse with my face

Sometimes I'm surprised by my own face

Every day is refreshing

Is that a real girl? Or is that a talking doll?

You're saying that because we can't see. Should we meet?

If you saw me in person, you'll be speechless

Should we? Meet?

No. Right?

I think we can have frank conversations

because we haven't met

I get what you mean

Let me ask one thing

Have you ever cheated on your girlfriend?

That's for guys with money

I guess you're a good guy

Am I?

Has ever 7892 cheated on you?

No way

You think I'd let him?

Guess your boyfriend is a good guy too

What are you doing tonight?

I don't really have anything

I guess Mr. Lee has passion for everything except for work

Especially, in front of the bathroom

It's for seven o'clock

You're a difficult person to catch

Why didn't you come out camping with us last time?

What camping? I didn't know

I think you were busy that day

Anyway, it's good to finally see you

Hey, we're here

Are you sure I can join?

Of course

Guess you two have never met

She joined the company after you quit

Say hello. She's a great senior to you

Hello. I heard a lot about you

Seung-joon, you never told me she's this beautiful

I told you I have a high standard

- He's brimming with confidence - Did you drink much?

No, we didn't

Order everything. Order steaks

Let's pick together

I hoped she was just some prostitute, but she is a coworker

Just like me

What?

What are you doing?

This?

Right. I quit because of you

Little girl. How old are you?

24? 25?

She reminds me of the days, you were chasing after me

Yun-jung, I think you're mistaken

Shut up and listen

Do you think I'm stupid?

The more I try to please you, the bigger fool you take me for

- Wan-sik - Yes?

- You remember? - Yes

I refused but he insisted on having just one more beer

So I drank one beer with him and another

And five years have passed

Drink up. This is the last beer we'll have together

Why are you drinking so fast?

She really likes drinking, huh?

Drink slowly, you might gag

I guess she needed a drink badly

Buy her drinks often

Did you taste the pineapple flavor? Personally, I like Chuchu bong over Chupa Chups

You know Korean Chuchu bong? It has rich fruit flavor

Why didn't they just call it Chu bong?

It's tacky. Name is important in food biz

Min-soo says to eat first

You saw a movie

What's wrong with your voice?

It was a sad movie

What's wrong with yours?

You wanna see me?

This is so wrong

I'm so insane

No. I'm not doing anything bad

Right? It's all right

Excuse me

Hi

Yes?

Yes?

Where's the nearest convenience store?

- Oh, a convenience store? - Yes

Thank you so much

Over there. Walk about 200m straight

Thank you

This is not good. Not good at all

Hey. I'm sorry. But I don't think we should meet

Oh yeah?

I'm sorry, I don't know what to say

It's okay, It might be better this way

I think you're right

If we see each other, we might lose what we have

Yeah

By the way, what happened to you?

Hello?

Excuse me

Hold on

Where's the nearest convenience store?

I'm new to this part of town

You said you're pretty

And you really are pretty

What should we do now?

Wait

Wait. I can't do this

StOP

Please stop

StOP

I'm sorry

No. Don't be sorry

You okay?

No, I'm trying to self-justify

I think that's what I need right now

You wanna talk on the phone?

Am I that boring?

You know you're not

So you just sat there like a fool?

Yeah

Guess I got scared

If I find out the truth, then everything will be over

What's scaring you?

Not getting married?

When I was little,

I thought I'd be somebody by this age

But sadly,

I was just an average girl who wants stability

An average girl with nothing can't dream much about anything

An average girl would never have phone sex with a stranger

You want revenge?

No

What are these panties?

They're just standard white panties

Oh your butt is so...

This is wrong

Tired? You went home early last night

No, I'm okay

Excuse me

Here is tuna

Jin-ju. You become prettier every time I see you

I'm not gonna give you anything extra

Start with the expensive fatty meat

How's your undies business coming along?

Not too bad

Well, have a good evening

Okay

Thanks, Jin-ju

Sure

Why don't you pick UP?

I don't have to

Who is it?

It's just this girl I know

Take the call, It's okay

Okay

Hello?

Whatcha wearing down there?

I'm eating right now

I'm getting hungry too

Okay girl. Have a good dinner

Girl? What girl?

Stop it

Did you know that your feet stink?

I can't reach Su-jung since yesterday

Guess she's busy

Or else

All right. In fact, I've got a problem

You actually worry about stuff?

It's a fucking Freud-ish problem

I had a dream a few nights ago and there was this hot chick

Boobs are Honoka. Ass is Yuma Asami, It kicked ass

I started from the back

But it's so fucking awesome that I couldn't hold it in for long

But you know how skilled I am I switched to missionary position

So I went at it again from the top. She was saying, "kimochi, kimochi"

Then I saw the face

Fuck. I don't know if I can tell you this

Go on

This has to be our secret

Okay

The face is you

Also with oily skin

Hey. Try moaning a little

- You wanna know the highlight? - What?

I came

I had a wet dream about him and I ejaculated

And it's very disturbing

That's it! Shit. That's the ass

Hello? This is the whale testicles' phone

Hello? Sorry, that was my stupid friend

Wasn't that Seok-un?

Is there anything you're lying to me?

What now?

I'm just asking is there?

What's wrong with you?

We just had nice dinner. Do we have to go through it again?

I think we need to have some frank conversations

I don't know much about you these days

After I quit working, I don't know how you're doing at work

Should I write you a daily report too?

That's not what I'm talking about

Yun-jung, It's been good, not fighting recently

If we don't start the first argument, we will get by

That's what we're doing getting by

You were with your boyfriend

So-yeon called me earlier

Really?

What did she say?

She wants to see me

That's great

But I'm scared to see her

Seeing the other guy next to So-yeon

I don't know if she's the same person, I've dated for seven years

I know what you mean

It's not about the sense of betrayal

It's the unfamiliarity that you first feel

Has she ever called you first since you two broke up?

No. This is the first

I went to her place once

You did what?

You didn't by any chance, get drunk and go to her place, did you?

Open the door! Open!

The neighbor called me in

Listen carefully, I'm in no position to tell you this

But you need a plan right now

A Plan?

Yes

You have to make her forget about your pathetic past

You're a cool guy from now on

Let's call this operation, "So Cool"

"So Cool"

Be about five minutes

No. Arrive 10 minutes late

Then pretend as if you're really busy with your call

Something work related will be good

Yes, sir, I looked over the presentation

Compared to 3rd and 4th Q performance, it seems feasible

Okay. I'll contact Mr. Kim and develop the project proposal

Starting Frankfurt, Germany...

Hello?

What's up, fucker? Are you jerking off?

This phone is acting weird

Don't forget "So Cool"

I better get a new phone. How are you?

You look good

I saw you at the theaters a while ago

Was that your girlfriend?

Do you write songs these days?

No, I quit, I'm getting too old for that

Hearing you say that is a bit sad

You're the one who told me to face the reality

I was really bad, huh?

No. You were great

Hey. You want to go for a drink?

So you haven't seen each other ever since?

No, I miss her so much

What would you like to sing today?

Kim Bum-sods "I Miss You"

I'm sorry. I wasn't laughing. This is Kim Bum-sods "I Miss You"

I won't go, I'll just wait here

He really can't sing

That's so embarrassing

You broke up, what's there to miss?

Who am I talking to?

How did it go? Did you two meet?

You were with her this whole time?

Is it too late for you to come out?

Hyun-seung

Are you crying?

This is so awkward

Don't be so pathetic, you might catch a cold

What am I gonna do with you?

What happened?

What did So-yeon say?

If you don't start talking, I'm going home

Okay. Okay

I'll tell you, but you can't laugh

Never

We went for a drink, It was great up to that moment

Then I asked something stupid

What? No, you didn't...

What is your boyfriend like?

He's a good person

He's rich?

You think I'm dating him because of his money?

If you're not, whatever

He's better looking than you

My girlfriend has bigger boobs

They didn't look that big

She doesn't wear a push-up bra like someone

My boyfriend's is bigger than yours

What is?

Oh no. So what did you say?

How big is it?

You said you wouldn't laugh

I'm sorry Hyun-seung, so what happened?

At first, she hesitated to answer

I don't care about his dick size, but I felt like I should know

So how big is it?

23

23? Like this?

No, 23

Fuck 23!

23 is not a penis size

That's Michael Jordan's uniform number

So-yeon was too harsh, I would've shorten it a bit

Thinking about a 23cm penis doing So-yeon is driving me nuts

It's all right. The size isn't important

You might think I'm obsessed with dicks if I say this but...

Compared to 7892, whose is bigger?

Curious?

Nah. Yours is bigger for sure

What do you want to sing?

Anything but a love song

Why not a love song?

I just don't like it

Why not?

All the love songs are so obvious

Love itself is obvious

You meet, love, part away,

get hurt,

and you meet again

I bet people get married because they get tired of repeating those

Why are you looking at me like that?

Nothing

Hold this. What should we sing?

You tell me, you're the musician

What sounds good with my voice?

Moaning?

What?

Something like this?

Yes, it's so good

Like this?

Oh no. I like it

Really?

Yes. Do that

That's it

You're a genius

You should write more

What is it?

Hyun-seung

I'm sleepy

Wait here

Lee Yun-jung, is it really you?

Hi, long time no see

Wow, it's good to see you

We couldn't get hold of you

Everybody misses you

Didn't you say you were quitting work to get married?

So did you?

Oh that

Oh no, you still haven't

You've been talking about your wedding for years

You should hurry up It's really great

We're not that old

If you don't do it now, you can't do it forever

You know guys actually care about women's age these days

You shouldn't have quit your job

I guess so

Oh my! Are those wrinkles under your eyes?

Where? I don't see any

Oh, you have company. Who is this?

He's a friend

Of course. He's too good looking

I thought he was your brother

I gotta go now

I actually came here to work. Talk to you later

Okay. See you

Who is she?

I don't go to reunions because of her. Let's go

Excuse me

What are you doing?

What? Do I embarrass you?

No

Hey there. I'm not just a friend, I'm her fiancee

I've been asking her for years and finally got her approval

My Yun-jung is still shy about it

You know marriage isn't something people brag

Oh, okay. Congrats

Thanks

I'm not done talking

Please talk fast, I'm busy

Okay, I'll make this fast

You, you're ugly

You look exactly like a sea turtle

A sea turtle

I'm the one who got slapped

Are you my guardian?

Did you have to do that?

Am I supposed to thank you?

I'm sorry. My bad

I'm sorry, I don't think things through

What's that?

No, you don't have to be sorry

What makes me really mad is

everything she said about me is true

I'm so messed up

Do you feel better when you put yourself down?

You look as if you're trying to be pathetic with your age and wedding talks

How can anyone love you when you don't love yourself?

It's weird to hear that from you

I know I've been acting like a loser after I got dumped

But I can be quite mature

You know what else?

You are very lovely and attractive

At least more than that sea turtle

Did it hurt?

Yeah, but it's the other cheek

Fucker

7892?

Next time, I'll write you a love song that's not so obvious

When did you come in?

Your song sounds different now that you're in love again

What?

- Don't play me. You whale testicles - Who is she?

- What did you get? - Beer

Buddy. What's good is good

You know the old saying, Love is the only cure for heartbreak

Shut up. How is Su-jung?

I was mistaken about her

She goes to school during the day and works at night

She's busy trying to get adjusted

I'm going to visit her after one month

Yeah?

Fuckers. Good for you

I don't want to pay for sex anymore

The fake moan. Love gel

These hypocritical things are draining my sensibility

Let's drink

Fuck

I want to fall in love too

Stay still

Stop it

We're in front of my place

That makes it more exciting

Seung-joon, stop

I said no! What's wrong with you?

I'm sorry

Sorry Seung-joon, are you okay?

Whatever

- You only do it when you want - Stop

I don't want to fight, I'll see you later

I don't think we should see each other anymore

I don't think I'm in my right mind

This relationship isn't right

We are good friends

Right?

You are right

I don't think this is right either

For you or for me

Or for our friendship

Friendship?

Do you know anyone who has sex to save friendship?

Why? Does Seung-joon?

It's not about him

I understand

We do it to save our friendship too

Guess Yun-mi is getting some these days

Remember how much she was whining?

We're good these days, my sister is the problem

You poor thing, now, your sister even pities you

How can you win a teenager who got pregnant instead of taking her SAT?

Should I break up?

I'm just talking in random

When you break up, you need preventive measures

But I was caught off guard

You sure Su-jung is cheating on you?

A German asshole, right?

Germany sausages kick ass

Fucking asshole. Shut up

What did I do? Talk to the German sausage

- I told you to shut up, son of a bitch! - Yo, apologize

I won't apologize

What? You son of a bitch!

But I'll do something nicer. My friend just opened a kA-raoke bar

You won't have to pay the table charge if I take you

Are there hot chicks?

Go, go!

I cried yesterday but I'll be happy because of you today

Not a face or anything else

I just needed love

The past is all...

Hello

I don't want a friend

I don't want to be friends with you

What are you saying?

Hello?

Hello?

Answer it

Later

You said you have something to say, hurry

What are you doing?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

What are you doing?

Hello

- Stop - Let go. Hello. Hello!

Hello

Please talk

Is this your cell phone? I don't think so

I'm her boyfriend, who is this?

Oh, you're the boyfriend

7892, right? 7892!

Who are you? How did you get my number?

How?

Your girlfriend keeps calling me that's how

My number is 7895

It's not once or twice, she keeps dialing the wrong number

Do you know what she did today?

Doesn't she know how to use speed dial?

What? I'm not sure...

Because of her text,

my fiancée almost called off the wedding!

Last time, she called me in the middle of night!

Put her on the phone

Sir. Please calm down

Do you think I can calm down right now?

How?

Do you know how I feel right now?

Do you? Shit

Forget it, I'll just change my number

You're so loud that I can't drink

Be quiet over there

Thought you were acting different these days

I'm an idiot, I really am

You know what I was thinking?

Never mind

Yun-jung, I'm so sorry

I'm sorry, Please say something

Don't be sorry

Yun-jung

Yun-jung

Yurvjung!

Yurvjung!

You know this is all because I love you

I was gonna do this a few days ago

I hope this makes you feel better

I realized it again recently

If someone should be by my side, then that someone should be you

My friend went to the emergency room!

Fuck. You hurt me! I'm not gonna settle

Yun-jung: Thanks earlier

What are you gonna do with my balls?

Look!

Sit down, asshole

Yun-jung: He proposed today

I'm hurt more. Fuck! What about my balls?

Aren't you guys too old for fistfights?

Let me see you. Are you hurt?

This feels strange

I can't believe I used to live here

You think that I'm like Su-jung?

I've never cheated on you, we just broke up

I know

You just got a new boyfriend as soon as you broke up with me

As if you've been waiting

You had it bad, but it was hard on me too

It was probably the hardest moment of my life

I cried for weeks alone

Weeks?

Weeks?

Do you know how fucked up I was because of you?

I know I ruined everything

You didn't ruin anything

I'm in a bad mood, so it came out wrong

I know you're a good girl, not only to me

But also to your new boyfriend,

I bet you're a good girl

I broke up with him

I couldn't get you off my mind

Look at all these

There are a lot

You're strange these days, looking so sullen

You've been dreaming about this wedding for so long

Did you change your mind?

I'm just a bit tired

He made you wait for so long. Now, he's all in a hurry. What's up?

That's your brother-in-law, you're talking about

The wedding invitations are here

I'll deliver it myself

Okay. See you then

Yun-jung

Yun-mi, can I have your car keys? Grab a cab home

I have to be somewhere

I'll give you cab fare

I got money

Here

Thanks

I don't know what it is but I'm on your side. Okay?

Where's she going?

Hyun-seung!

Hi

Hello

You must be So-yeon

Heard a lot about you, nice to meet you

Okay

Good for you. You two are back together. Congrats!

What are you doing here?

What's wrong with me today? Hold on

Ta-da! My wedding invitations came out

I was nearby so...

Congratulations

Thanks

You should come too

We will have a lot of food

We'll have the big crawfish, the king crabs!

I think you meant lobsters

That's right

Lobster is big...I'd better go

You two look great together

Be good

Have fun

What should we eat? How about pasta?

Or we can have rice

Okay

Then let's eat Kimchi stew

You love mackerel Kimchi stew

Let's get a drink too

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

Love itself is obvious

You meet, love, part away, get hurt

and you meet again

I bet people get married because they get tired of repeating those

You look gorgeous, congratulations

- She's finally doing it - Isn't my sister pretty?

Of course. Hello

Let's take a picture

Me too

Please take a picture of us

Let's go

Can't you two just go?

You know why we're going?

If you kill yourself on a day like this, we can't live with the burden

- That's encouraging, asshole - What?

Come on baby! Baby, baby!

I thought it was just us

I'm not like you guys

Hey baby, did you wait for long?

That's yummy, you wanna try this?

Which one's girlfriend is getting married today?

- I didn't mean to tell her that - Blabbermouth

It's you. You poor thing

You really met her through phone sex?

- Excuse me, A-ra - Why did you break up?

Stop it, It's not like that

Are you getting angry at A-ra right now?

No, I'm not angry

They didn't break up or anything like that

Then what happened?

So... They're not like us

What are we?

We love each other

- You and me? - Yes

I never heard you say that

Do I need to spell it out?

Am I not your boyfriend?

No

You and me

We slept together

That's because A-ra likes you

But you never told me that

A-ra. That is...What are you doing?

I'm going home

Okay, okay

I love you

- Really? - Yes, I love you

Then why are you so quiet?

A-ra, I love you, I love you

I fucking love you, I do love A-ra

I love you

Yo, Hyun-seung

Hyun-seung! Hyun-seung!

- What's with him? - Shit

Bride and groom, please come forward

Wait up

Whale testicles!

Seung-joon. You look great!

Stop the car

2549 Stop the car

Their bodies and minds unite as a couple like the water

- Respect and love one another - Mom, don't cry

- Stop the car over there! - Stop the car. Hurry!

There's a home wrecker in that car!

Come to me, come into my life

With you, everything will be new

Fucker. Where are you going?

I didn't even get to tell her that I like her

Do it over the phone

- Over the phone - Hyun-seung!

That was Mr. Shin Hae-chul

Mr. Satan singing at a wedding, It's awkward

Did you see the snake on his head?

- Sorry. I thought it was funny - Here is another singer

Yes? There was one more singer

I'm sorry I'm late

This goes out to the beautiful bride

It came like the wind

Our three second kiss

It came like the raindrops

Your laughter over the phone

It's the kick ass song

It came like the wind

Your breasts in my hands

Your bottom in my boxers

Your moan over the phone

Tell me about your panties

Show me your panties

Show me the color

It makes me wonder even more what's inside those panties

You're insane

What? You know him?

What is this? You two know each other?

I missed you

Crazy asshole

- Are you insane? This is my wedding - Let go of him

- Let go, assholes - Get lost

Explain this situation to me

Who is that bastard? What did you do?

We slept together

What are you doing? Are you insane?

I'm sorry

I'm sorry that I don't feel sorry at all

Yurvjung!

Why don't you answer that?

Should I be sorry?

What?

What are you doing?

Just because I have my eyes closed, I'm not blind

Do you know how pathetic it is to pretend to be blind?

Do you get some pleasure from inviting your mistress to your wedding?

So they are both at fault

No, it's self-defense

- How can you raise a daughter like that? - Who said that?

It's not like that It was a mistake

I made a few mistakes with her because of alcohol

She means nothing to me

Seung-joon! Did you think I did it because I liked you?

You were so persistent when we went drinking

Wait, wait!

So you two slept together?

It was before we started dating

You two are dating?

This is why people say not to get involved in office romances

- Asshole! - Yun-jung!

Yurvjung!

Big sis!

Yun-mi

You can call me crazy or call me names

I don't know what I've just done but...

No. I'm glad you broke off this stupid wedding

Because of you, I feel like myself again

I love you

I don't believe in those words anymore

I love you

Yes. They're good to go

Two shots over Gisele's...

Be lovely

Yun-jung

You'll have to thank us for the rest of your life

About what?

It's snowing a lot outside

This kind of weather brings out some sort of longing

Something corny like unquenched memories falling down as snow

This is Shin Hae-chul's Music Station

Are you ready? Remember you are me

I'm so nervous

This person is getting over his head lately

- Who do we have here? - Who's responsible for making me this way?

We have our no-good songwriter Lee Hyun-seung with us

Hello. This is Lee Hyun-seung, the face of Masuri show

Hush!

We have a caller from Sinbanpo, this is Ms. Park Jin-ju

She picked a special song

Yes. It's a very special song

I know the story behind this song, Mr. Lee here...

Hello, Jin-ju?

Yes. You're on air. Hello

Jifi-ju?

Pick it up

Hello?

Hi, Jin-ju

You're gonna sing Mr. Lee's song?

Yes

Aren't the lyrics beautiful?

But the original lyrics were really vulgar

I know that

Okay. Let's hear it first and continue with the talk

It came like the wind

Our three second kiss

It came like the raindrops

Your laughter over the phone

A psycho! A dirty pervert!

You're the dirty pervert! You horny nymphomaniac!

It came like the wind

My heart filled with regrets

You look as if you're trying to be pathetic with your age and wedding talks

How can anyone love you when you don't love yourself?

Hyun-seung!

Your silence over the phone

Show me your heart

Tell me your secrets

Show me your love

Your true heart...

What?

You said your name is Jin-ju?

I thought all love songs were obvious

Love itself is obvious

But that song was different about my panties...

No, he said he was curious about what's inside those panties

Wasn't that a unique confession of love?

So are you still together with that man?

No. I said I don't believe in love anymore

Then I guess it's over

But, what if

What if he finds out that I'm regretting it?

Is it still over?

If he's listening to this,

I want to tell him this

- Wait

Right now

Whatcha wearing down there?

Fuck, I'm screwed

About this situation at our Music Station, we, producers...

- Fucking hang up! - Hae-chul. Wrap it up and play the music

A pair of pink lace boy shorts with lace-up ribbon back

Let's hear the song

It's dead

Save it

Need it bigger

Like this?

It tickles

What are you doing fucker?

Just do it

Do it. It's all on tape

You and me

You never told me that

Do I have to spell it out?

Then are we not...

Do I have to spell it out?

Then are we not...

Do I have to spell it out?

Then are we not boyfriend girlfriend?

Congratulations!

My girlfriend has bigger boobs

My boyfriend's is bigger than yours

How big is it?

Are you ready?

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