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Any similarities
to real people or events
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is purely coincidental.
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The Crime Channel.
All crime all the time.
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Excuse me, son.
Where do you keep the anti-acids?
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That aisle, right-hand side.
Third shelf from the bottom.
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That'll be $3.72.
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Aren't you a little young
to be working the night shift...
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...hombre?
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I lied about my age.
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How old are you, son?
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Fourteen.
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Shouldn't you be doin'
your homework
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for school or something?
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Don't go.
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Just sittin' around reading
"Girls and Guns"
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and smokin' marijuana in the
walk-in freezer,
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and dreaming about pussy, huh?
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How'd you know?
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Been there.
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Sometimes I watch TV.
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Oh, yeah?
What do you watch?
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Them reality kind of shows.
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Like, people get killed
and stuff.
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Tell me, son...
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you plannin' on selling
cigarettes for the rest of your life?
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I haven't really thought
about it.
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I guess you might have noticed
that 45 laying on the counter.
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Yeah. I was kinda wondering
about that.
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Think you can grab it...
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faster than me?
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Yeah.
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Well...
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That's pretty damn good,
small fry.
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I want you to give me all that
money out of the cash register.
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Well...
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what about my gun?
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It ain't loaded.
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Well...
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Yeah, that's right.
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After you put the money
in that smiley face bag...
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hand me that night drop, too.
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We ain't got no night drop.
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You must think I'm a lot
stupider than I look, hombre...
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'cause I know that night drop
turns over at exactly 1:35 a.m.
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If you're thinking that armored
car's gonna be pulling up soon,
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and you might be privy
to a hellacious gun fight
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where yours truly just might
buy the proverbial farm...
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you're dead wrong.
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'Cause right about now,
the driver of the said vehicle
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will be pulling over
to the side of the road
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to help a beautiful young lady,
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in roadway distress.
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Hi.
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My goodness, mister,
I'm so glad you stopped.
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I was starting to get a little
scared being out here all alone.
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With hardly anything on
to protect me from the elements.
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- Uh-huh.
- Ohh, wow!
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Wow!
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Look at all those tools.
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I bet you have yourself
a ripe 'ol time.
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Handcuffs...
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I just love handcuffs.
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- Really?
- Um-hmm.
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Hey, can I play with them?
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Come on.
Just for a little while.
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It might be fun,
don't you think?
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Oh, thanks.
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Wow!
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Boy, that's some mighty
hard steel, isn't it?
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Mmm-mmm.
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Oh, it's so...
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Wow. Look at you.
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Such a big, big strong man.
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Oh, baby.
Come to daddy!
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- Oh, baby.
- My cuffs... anything you want.
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My goodness, aren't you a live one.
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Gee wiz...
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You know what?
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Baby, I just don't think
I know you well enough
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to be sharing your saliva.
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Whoo!
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So, he'll be unzipping
his pants...
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and wanking his hooter
right about now,
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and have a right fine story
to tell the boys at the bar...
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and I won't be having
no trouble with the police.
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Right on time.
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That sound's pure music
to my ears.
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Gosh, mister...
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you sure know your
convenience stores.
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It's my business to know
convenience stores.
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- Yes.
- Okay, squirt...
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fill up the rest of that smiley
bag and I'll be on my way.
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Hey uh...
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how much money you figure's
in this here bag?
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Uh, right about
five-hundred dollars.
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What's this?
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Ten percent of the gross.
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Don't spend it all on dope.
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Thanks.
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Hey, man...
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you forgot your gun.
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It's yours, kid.
Get your ass out of the rat race.
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That's right, son...
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you got yourself a real
occupation.
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Man, why are you giving me
this gun?
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Well, when I was your age...
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someone did the same for me.
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I was a lot like you, and...
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he was a lot like me.
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Just returnin' the favor.
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I got two pieces of advice
for you, small fry...
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never believe a word
anyone says...
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and never rob a store
with a loaded gun.
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Never!
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Yes, sir.
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That way no one gets hurt.
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People ask me why
I chose a life outside the law.
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They say,
"Watty Watts you're a smart man.
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Why do you feel you gotta hold up
every two bit convenience store,
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between Dallas and Tyler?"
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And I say to them...
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"You ever think to ask
Merle Haggard or Loretta Lynn
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why they sing country?"
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"You ever wonder why Morrison
became a rock star?"
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Hell no.
Things just happen.
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You see, I'm an artist.
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Whether it's cooking breakfast
or ripping off convenience stores,
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I'm an artist.
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Disabysmal.
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Through repetition of danger,
we become accustomed to it.
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Difficulty at the beginning.
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To find one's place
in the infinity of being,
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one must be able to both
separate and to unite.
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You see if you want something in life,
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you gotta be able to
go out there and take it.
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Nobody's gonna
hand it to you on a plate.
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When I was a young boy...
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my granddaddy, who had been
a professional bounty hunter,
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he said to me, "Watty only
two things you need in life
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to get by on this planet.
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Love and a 45."
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Well howdy, young lady.
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What is a fine looking
young woman such as yourself
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doing on one these dangerous,
deserted, back country Texas roads?
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Hey, baby.
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Did you get us some
grocery money?
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I just might have.
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Perhaps you'd like to join me
in my chariot
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for a little romp
in the moonlight?
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Perhaps I would.
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Her name is Starlene Cheatham.
I'm Watty Watts.
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We specialize in risk management.
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Stop that Watty Watts.
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You better quit it
or I'm gonna whip your behind.
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Hey, that felt kinda good.
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You know what?
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I was just thinking of something.
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Oh yeah, what were you thinking?
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I was thinking how today's
gonna be the day.
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What day is that?
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The day you make
an honest woman out of me.
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Where's that damn ring?
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Come on, Star. You've been saying
that everyday since you were fifteen.
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There ain't gonna be no ring today.
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Mm-hmm.
I know today's gonna be the day.
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Yes.
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I think I'm gonna have
to tickle you
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till you ask me
the big question.
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And if that doesn't work...
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I'm gonna hold that gun
up to your head...
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till you ask me what I like.
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Wait.
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- Huh?
- Did you hear that?
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I don't want to hear it, baby.
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Listen.
Wait who is that?
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Go see who that is.
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Oh shit.
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Okay.
Rain down on the bugs.
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Come on, little bugs.
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- Creepy, You pissin' again?
- Drink it up.
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Well, if it ain't my favorite
two homicidal maniacs...
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Creepy Cody and Dinosaur Bob.
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How you boys doin'?
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Watty Watts.
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I hope we didn't wake you
too early this fine morning.
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Yeah, we been partying
all night.
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Yeah, I see you boys are lookin'
proper and prim this morning.
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Man, we've been
in a different time zone.
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For us it's four 'o clock
in the afternoon.
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Well, it ain't four o'clock
in the afternoon for me, boys.
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We didn't think so, Watty.
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What ya doin' to my tomatoes, man?
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- He's watering 'em.
- I eat those tomatoes, assholes.
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Well, we stopped by to remind
you today is payday.
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Why don't you two speed freaks
get lost?
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I haven't eatin'
my breakfast yet.
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You know, I hate breakfast.
It makes me want to puke.
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You just...
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Go on back to...
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Whatever it was you were doing.
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Oh...
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How's that pussy?
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I don't think I caught your
meaning there, Bob.
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As least for your sake
I hope I didn't.
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Watty...
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Hey, we just came by
to remind you that today,
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Pecro wants his
fucking money.
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You know how Pecro can get.
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- Get the two grand.
- Get the money, fucker.
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I got your money, boys.
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I just need to retrieve it.
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Good. We're gonna see you again
sooner or later.
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Sooner than later.
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Hey, Watt, who was that?
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Two asshole Bible salesmen.
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What'd they want?
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To save my soul.
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Hey...
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Come over here and hold me.
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Uh-huh.
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Do you love me, Watt?
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More than anything.
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More than your car likes oil?
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More than my car likes oil.
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More than a preacher likes God?
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More than Jimmy Swaggart
loves to sweat.
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Well, I think you'd
better kiss me then, huh?
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Is that who I think it is?
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Yeah.
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You promised me you weren't
gonna have
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anything to do with him, Watt.
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Man, you promised me.
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I gotta make car payments,
don't I?
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I told you I didn't want
anymore of your
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Goddamn prison buddies
over at the house.
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Especially not him.
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Why can't y'all meet at
a pool hall or something?
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I told him to call me
if he had any leads.
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00:18:29,555 --> 00:18:31,250
Why can't he use
the damn phone?
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'Cause he thinks all the lines
are bugged.
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Look, I don't like him, okay?
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He's an drug addict
and an asshole.
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And he's a male chauvinist pig.
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- Watty.
- Keep your voice down.
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Star, listen.
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All I want is a little
financial solvency.
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I told Billy to come by
if he had anything cooking.
250
00:18:46,939 --> 00:18:50,500
There's just some things
that you just don't understand.
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00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:52,407
Hey, you understand this,
all right.
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00:18:52,444 --> 00:18:54,571
You're not gonna let
that asshole in this house.
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00:18:54,613 --> 00:18:57,480
Watty!
- I'm serious.
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00:18:57,516 --> 00:18:59,347
Watt!
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- Fuck!
- It's about time, Hoss.
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00:19:02,922 --> 00:19:05,186
- How you doin' there Watty?
- All right, Billy.
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00:19:05,224 --> 00:19:07,192
- Oh, Goddamn.
- See you in a minute.
258
00:19:08,560 --> 00:19:11,757
Starlene. How are ya?
259
00:19:11,797 --> 00:19:14,197
Mmm.
260
00:19:16,936 --> 00:19:19,962
You know, your lookin'
awful pretty today.
261
00:19:20,005 --> 00:19:22,132
Hurts me.
262
00:19:34,720 --> 00:19:36,654
But you know, you always
looked real good to me.
263
00:19:36,689 --> 00:19:39,920
- You know that, don't you?
- You look the same, Billy...
264
00:19:39,959 --> 00:19:42,325
but I can't say that
I like it that much.
265
00:19:42,361 --> 00:19:44,795
Mmm.
266
00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,764
Hey, Star...
267
00:19:46,799 --> 00:19:49,563
- Let me ask you question.
- I probably couldn't stop you.
268
00:19:51,503 --> 00:19:54,199
How come you don't like me
so much, huh?
269
00:19:56,241 --> 00:20:00,109
'Cause you're scum.
Pure and simple.
270
00:20:00,145 --> 00:20:02,170
Watty might not see it,
but I do.
271
00:20:02,214 --> 00:20:03,977
You're a piece of white trash.
272
00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:07,747
And I don't trust ya
for as far as I can toss ya.
273
00:20:08,454 --> 00:20:10,251
Damn it, I know you wanta
have sex with me.
274
00:20:10,289 --> 00:20:11,722
Yeah, have sex with that.
275
00:20:11,757 --> 00:20:14,385
Ohh! Goddamn!
276
00:20:14,426 --> 00:20:15,984
Ain't you sassy.
277
00:20:16,028 --> 00:20:18,963
- Hey.
- Hey, Watty, what's up?
278
00:20:18,998 --> 00:20:20,625
What's goin' on, Billy?
279
00:20:20,666 --> 00:20:25,467
Nothin'. You know, she's joking
around like she always does.
280
00:20:25,504 --> 00:20:28,405
Hey, man. I'm having me
a good fuckin' day today.
281
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,771
You interested in makin'
the best score of the year?
282
00:20:32,011 --> 00:20:35,071
Tell me about it in the car.
283
00:20:35,114 --> 00:20:37,139
Oh, okay.
284
00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:39,678
Hey I'm gonna see you later, honey.
285
00:20:47,793 --> 00:20:50,227
I'm uh, I'm gonna be goin', okay?
286
00:20:52,498 --> 00:20:53,965
Hey...
287
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,525
Just don't do anything stupid,
all right?
288
00:21:00,639 --> 00:21:02,573
Take a look at that.
289
00:21:08,847 --> 00:21:12,180
- That ain't for me, is it?
- No, it's not for you, stupid.
290
00:21:12,217 --> 00:21:14,082
It's a weddin' ring.
291
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:16,613
What'd you...
292
00:21:16,655 --> 00:21:18,816
Watty, did you take
a stupid pill?
293
00:21:18,857 --> 00:21:19,915
What do you mean by that, man?
294
00:21:19,958 --> 00:21:23,325
- Just what I said.
- What are you saying?
295
00:21:23,362 --> 00:21:25,023
- What the fuck are you...
- Hey, fuck you, man!
296
00:21:25,064 --> 00:21:26,395
I have no time for your
bullshit.
297
00:21:26,432 --> 00:21:28,263
I've got a problematical
situation going on.
298
00:21:31,737 --> 00:21:33,329
I borrowed two-thousand dollars
from Father Pecro
299
00:21:33,372 --> 00:21:34,964
to buy that wedding ring.
300
00:21:35,007 --> 00:21:38,067
See, you're a stupid asshole.
301
00:21:38,110 --> 00:21:40,271
Well, I couldn't help it, man,
it was on sale.
302
00:21:40,312 --> 00:21:41,802
How much of the money
do you have?
303
00:21:43,449 --> 00:21:45,383
Four-hundred and fifty bucks.
304
00:21:46,485 --> 00:21:48,919
You're bitch whipped, man.
You're fuckin' bitch whipped.
305
00:21:48,954 --> 00:21:50,683
I if don't get that money to Pecro,
306
00:21:50,722 --> 00:21:52,690
I'll be wiping me up
in the same hand, you know?
307
00:21:54,526 --> 00:21:58,485
Well, it looks like you're in
world of shit partner.
308
00:21:58,530 --> 00:22:02,022
But, today just happens to be
your lucky day.
309
00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:04,297
Yeah, what's the score,
Billy boy?
310
00:22:04,336 --> 00:22:07,328
I found us a choice fuckin'
spot, man.
311
00:22:07,372 --> 00:22:09,670
Over in Creedmore
by the box factory.
312
00:22:09,708 --> 00:22:12,905
You mean that bait shop that's
got the Orange Knee-Hi sign?
313
00:22:12,945 --> 00:22:14,435
I'm not talkin' about that
fuckin' place.
314
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,505
I'm talkin' about a place
about a hundred yards over.
315
00:22:16,548 --> 00:22:18,709
You mean that place that's got
them real good hot links?
316
00:22:18,750 --> 00:22:20,911
It's got a big red billboard.
317
00:22:20,953 --> 00:22:22,978
What about that place?
It's penny-ante bullshit.
318
00:22:23,021 --> 00:22:25,216
Just hold on to your horses,
Watty, okay?
319
00:22:25,257 --> 00:22:27,157
Have you no faith in me?
320
00:22:27,192 --> 00:22:29,660
I've been gettin' real sweet on
the girl who works the day shift.
321
00:22:29,695 --> 00:22:31,390
She told me...
322
00:22:31,430 --> 00:22:35,696
that the owner's gettin'
himself a brand new bass boat.
323
00:22:37,736 --> 00:22:40,864
Oh, well, that's bad ass, Billy.
I'm real happy for him.
324
00:22:40,906 --> 00:22:42,430
There's some damn
good fishing around here...
325
00:22:42,474 --> 00:22:44,442
But what the fuck do I need
with a bass boat?
326
00:22:44,476 --> 00:22:46,535
He's buying the boat
with cash, Watty.
327
00:22:46,578 --> 00:22:47,772
He's got it locked up in
the safe,
328
00:22:47,813 --> 00:22:49,678
because he thinks his wife's
gonna take it,
329
00:22:49,715 --> 00:22:50,773
and go out on a shopping spree.
330
00:22:50,816 --> 00:22:52,909
You know how them bitches get.
He's all paranoid.
331
00:22:52,951 --> 00:22:55,010
The money's right there
in the safe.
332
00:22:55,053 --> 00:22:57,317
How much money you figure
he's got in there?
333
00:22:57,356 --> 00:23:00,223
What I'm figuring is
ten-thousand dollars, man.
334
00:23:01,727 --> 00:23:02,853
Ten grand?
335
00:23:19,878 --> 00:23:22,438
Where in the hell did you get these?
336
00:23:22,481 --> 00:23:24,176
I got 'em at the discount store, man.
337
00:23:24,216 --> 00:23:25,410
They were in the bargain bin.
338
00:23:25,450 --> 00:23:29,011
Oh, God, Billy.
Just give me my gun.
339
00:23:29,054 --> 00:23:32,615
Okay, Billy, Let's check to make
sure these babies ain't loaded.
340
00:23:33,492 --> 00:23:35,756
- Check.
- Check.
341
00:23:41,033 --> 00:23:44,662
Hey, man, you sure you don't
want any of this?
342
00:23:44,703 --> 00:23:46,034
I don't think it's such
a good idea
343
00:23:46,071 --> 00:23:48,801
for you to be doin' that shit
before a job.
344
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,274
Cleans out my brain.
345
00:23:51,310 --> 00:23:53,835
Turns your brain into
chewing gum.
346
00:23:53,879 --> 00:23:56,279
- I'm cool.
- You better be cool.
347
00:23:56,315 --> 00:23:58,510
- Are you ready?
- Born on a green light, Daddyo.
348
00:23:58,550 --> 00:23:59,881
Let's go.
349
00:24:06,925 --> 00:24:08,256
Okay, honey, just remain real calm.
350
00:24:08,293 --> 00:24:10,488
I'm here to rob this place
and I aim to do it right.
351
00:24:10,529 --> 00:24:12,724
Give me all your money.
352
00:24:19,037 --> 00:24:21,028
Look at the funny man.
353
00:24:27,579 --> 00:24:29,308
Y'all say this is a robbery?
354
00:24:33,252 --> 00:24:38,019
Y'all say there's some money?
355
00:24:40,559 --> 00:24:42,584
There ain't no money.
356
00:24:43,862 --> 00:24:47,389
So, why don't you two jokers
get lost?
357
00:24:47,432 --> 00:24:49,263
Oh man, she's high as a kite.
358
00:24:49,301 --> 00:24:50,996
What the hell's goin' on, huh?
359
00:24:54,373 --> 00:24:56,170
Okay, lady...
360
00:24:56,208 --> 00:24:59,302
now you just tell me
where the money is...
361
00:24:59,344 --> 00:25:02,245
and we'll get it ourselves, okay?
362
00:25:02,281 --> 00:25:05,079
Hey...
363
00:25:05,117 --> 00:25:08,553
you're kinda cute.
364
00:25:18,030 --> 00:25:20,089
Wanta get high with me?
365
00:25:20,132 --> 00:25:23,363
You do not wanta fuck
with me lady.
366
00:25:23,402 --> 00:25:25,802
Tell me where that money is.
The money for the bass boat.
367
00:25:25,837 --> 00:25:28,203
- Where the hell is it!?
- I told you...
368
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,868
I put all the money
in my main line.
369
00:25:35,080 --> 00:25:37,412
Quit fucking around with us,
you stupid bitch.
370
00:25:37,449 --> 00:25:39,076
I know there's some fucking
money in here
371
00:25:39,117 --> 00:25:40,641
for some Goddamn bass boat.
372
00:25:40,686 --> 00:25:42,779
Get it out of the fucking safe now!
373
00:25:42,821 --> 00:25:44,448
Billy Mack?
374
00:25:45,524 --> 00:25:47,014
Is that you, hon?
375
00:25:47,059 --> 00:25:50,756
Honey!
376
00:25:50,796 --> 00:25:52,696
Oh, man!
That is fucking great.
377
00:25:52,731 --> 00:25:54,722
That's fucking beautiful, man.
She seen your face.
378
00:25:54,766 --> 00:25:56,757
Billy, you stupid asshole.
379
00:25:59,137 --> 00:26:00,900
Watty...
380
00:26:00,939 --> 00:26:02,804
you hear them fuckin' sirens?
381
00:26:06,878 --> 00:26:08,903
What the fuck did you do?
382
00:26:08,947 --> 00:26:10,642
Fuckin' trip the fuckin' alarm?
383
00:26:10,682 --> 00:26:13,082
You stupid fucked up bitch.
384
00:26:13,118 --> 00:26:14,983
Fuck me again
like you did last night.
385
00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:17,887
You called the cops you
fuckin', fucked up bitch!
386
00:26:17,923 --> 00:26:19,857
Billy, what the hell you doin'?
387
00:26:19,891 --> 00:26:22,451
She seen my fuckin' face, Watt.
What the fuck.
388
00:26:22,494 --> 00:26:23,756
The cops are on their fuckin' way.
389
00:26:23,762 --> 00:26:26,253
You seen my fuckin' face, bitch.
390
00:26:26,298 --> 00:26:27,925
She seen my fuckin' face, Watty.
391
00:26:27,966 --> 00:26:30,400
She seen my fuckin' face.
392
00:26:30,435 --> 00:26:33,029
Calm down, Billy.
Just calm the fuck down!
393
00:26:33,071 --> 00:26:36,165
You done fucked up now.
You seen my fuckin' face.
394
00:26:36,208 --> 00:26:38,574
You fucked up.
395
00:26:57,796 --> 00:26:59,491
I think I shot her.
396
00:26:59,898 --> 00:27:02,799
Oh, Christ, Billy.
What have you done?
397
00:27:02,834 --> 00:27:04,802
Oh shit!
398
00:27:04,836 --> 00:27:06,963
I think I shot her.
399
00:27:07,005 --> 00:27:08,939
Do you hear that sound?
It's the fuckin' cops...
400
00:27:08,974 --> 00:27:12,137
and you just blew your girl
friend's brains all over the place.
401
00:27:12,177 --> 00:27:14,611
- She was my face, man.
- Shut up!
402
00:27:14,646 --> 00:27:15,977
Now I'm not leaving here
without the money...
403
00:27:16,014 --> 00:27:17,914
so you gotta go get it now!
404
00:27:18,683 --> 00:27:21,015
Find the fuckin' money!
405
00:27:27,893 --> 00:27:29,724
Come on, man!
Come on!
406
00:27:29,761 --> 00:27:32,491
Get off of me.
407
00:27:32,531 --> 00:27:34,089
Watty, she doesn't look good.
408
00:27:37,169 --> 00:27:39,399
Hurry up, Billy!
Hurry up, man!
409
00:27:39,438 --> 00:27:41,531
I got it.
410
00:27:58,123 --> 00:28:00,614
Damn them fuckin' pigs.
411
00:28:08,166 --> 00:28:11,226
He's chasing a speeder
on the highway.
412
00:28:11,269 --> 00:28:13,328
Get off of me.
413
00:28:18,310 --> 00:28:20,676
Come on, man.
Let's get out of here now!
414
00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:27,441
That stupid fuckin'
bitch!
415
00:28:27,486 --> 00:28:29,977
That stupid fuckin' bitch!
416
00:28:30,021 --> 00:28:32,251
Bitch! Bitch!
417
00:28:32,290 --> 00:28:34,155
Why did she have to fuckin'...
418
00:28:35,527 --> 00:28:36,858
I killed her!
419
00:28:36,895 --> 00:28:38,385
Fuck!
420
00:28:43,969 --> 00:28:45,994
Damn!
421
00:28:47,372 --> 00:28:49,135
Watty...
422
00:28:49,174 --> 00:28:50,698
Watty.
423
00:28:50,742 --> 00:28:54,371
Watty I did a bad thing.
Watty!
424
00:28:54,412 --> 00:28:58,542
Up until now,
I always considered myself happy.
425
00:28:58,583 --> 00:29:00,483
I had a beautiful girlfriend...
426
00:29:00,519 --> 00:29:03,420
a car and a trailer home.
427
00:29:03,455 --> 00:29:08,085
But at this moment I knew
my life had taken an unwelcome turn.
428
00:29:08,126 --> 00:29:11,584
I'd been a con and a thief
for twenty-five years,
429
00:29:11,630 --> 00:29:14,224
but I never hurt no one.
430
00:29:14,266 --> 00:29:19,135
Billy had violated the code,
he'd packed a loaded gun.
431
00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,480
Speed snortin' psychopath
sittin' next to me,
432
00:29:31,516 --> 00:29:34,952
had interrupted the flow
of my happiness.
433
00:29:34,986 --> 00:29:38,080
He had killed someone
in my presence...
434
00:29:38,123 --> 00:29:42,253
and in all likelihood,
my life had been fucked.
435
00:29:42,727 --> 00:29:44,490
Hey...
436
00:29:45,864 --> 00:29:48,458
I'm hungry, man.
I think I need to eat.
437
00:29:48,500 --> 00:29:49,728
I need to get me some breakfast.
438
00:29:49,768 --> 00:29:52,760
Billy, you are crazy.
439
00:29:52,804 --> 00:29:54,897
You're gonna take me
to some fuckin' breakfast,
440
00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:56,908
and you're gonna pay for it now.
441
00:29:56,942 --> 00:29:58,432
You got that fuckin' right?
442
00:29:59,444 --> 00:30:00,638
Now!
443
00:30:17,295 --> 00:30:19,092
I really fucked up.
444
00:30:19,130 --> 00:30:21,894
Just eat your damn eggs.
445
00:30:22,834 --> 00:30:25,496
They're gonna find me.
446
00:30:27,405 --> 00:30:29,635
You know they fry you that shit.
447
00:30:31,142 --> 00:30:33,167
They gonna fry me.
448
00:30:35,714 --> 00:30:37,682
Remember when we was
back in Huntsville?
449
00:30:37,716 --> 00:30:39,377
They fried Clarence.
450
00:30:39,417 --> 00:30:40,907
I know you remember
that fuckin' smell.
451
00:30:43,121 --> 00:30:46,022
You could hear him screaming
all the way down the cellblock.
452
00:30:46,891 --> 00:30:48,916
His eyes were comin' out
of his fuckin' head.
453
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,951
Shut the fuck up, man!
454
00:30:50,996 --> 00:30:52,623
They ain't gonna do shit.
455
00:30:52,664 --> 00:30:56,100
You know they will.
I got my prints all over that safe.
456
00:30:57,602 --> 00:30:59,832
Hell, you didn't do shit, man.
457
00:30:59,871 --> 00:31:01,168
You're practically in the clear.
458
00:31:01,206 --> 00:31:03,106
They'll probably
let you off on probation.
459
00:31:03,141 --> 00:31:05,666
Shut the fuck up, man!
460
00:31:13,585 --> 00:31:14,882
We're getting out of here
right now,
461
00:31:14,919 --> 00:31:16,784
before somebody calls
the freakin' cops.
462
00:31:16,821 --> 00:31:17,617
Come on, let's go.
463
00:31:17,656 --> 00:31:20,250
We're not goin' nowhere till
I finish my damn breakfast.
464
00:31:22,694 --> 00:31:26,289
Christ, Billy, put that
fuckin' thing away, man.
465
00:31:29,434 --> 00:31:33,200
Okay.
466
00:31:33,238 --> 00:31:34,705
I want you to...
467
00:31:34,739 --> 00:31:36,229
I want you to take your
car keys,
468
00:31:36,274 --> 00:31:38,970
and I want you to drop them
fuckers in my plate now.
469
00:31:39,010 --> 00:31:41,171
You're crazier than
a road lizard, Billy.
470
00:31:41,212 --> 00:31:43,840
Maybe I am, but I ain't
goin' back to that place.
471
00:31:46,551 --> 00:31:48,246
And I ain't goin' to that
fuckin' chair.
472
00:31:49,821 --> 00:31:52,381
I'm gonna go down south,
take that money...
473
00:31:52,424 --> 00:31:55,860
go get me some margaritas
down there in Mexico.
474
00:31:58,229 --> 00:32:00,288
'Cause I know what you'd do...
475
00:32:00,331 --> 00:32:02,595
You and your stupid girl friend.
You'd take that money...
476
00:32:02,634 --> 00:32:05,068
and you'd turn me in, wouldn't you?
477
00:32:05,103 --> 00:32:08,231
That's what you'd do!
I'm not stupid, man!
478
00:32:08,273 --> 00:32:10,036
Now you take them keys
out of your pocket,
479
00:32:10,075 --> 00:32:11,599
and you put 'em on my plate now.
480
00:32:11,643 --> 00:32:14,612
Before I paint the fuckin' wall
with the back side of your head.
481
00:32:16,781 --> 00:32:17,873
Now!
482
00:32:31,730 --> 00:32:33,595
Fuck you, Billy!
483
00:32:38,203 --> 00:32:40,194
Have a nice day.
484
00:32:40,905 --> 00:32:42,236
Get it out!
485
00:32:42,273 --> 00:32:44,468
Get this fuckin'
fork out of my neck!
486
00:32:52,450 --> 00:32:54,509
Run, Watty Watt.
487
00:33:07,398 --> 00:33:08,922
You better watch your back.
488
00:33:24,616 --> 00:33:27,449
I figured that Billy Mack
would probably bleed to death
489
00:33:27,485 --> 00:33:30,147
at some rest stop off the highway.
490
00:33:30,188 --> 00:33:32,554
I regretted having
to fork him in the neck,
491
00:33:32,590 --> 00:33:35,889
but, I swear to God
he'd have shot me if I hadn't.
492
00:33:35,927 --> 00:33:39,624
I'd often liked Billy,
but he was crazy...
493
00:33:39,664 --> 00:33:41,325
And I hope that he was killed.
494
00:34:16,067 --> 00:34:18,433
I got a I Ching,
where the hell is it?
495
00:34:18,469 --> 00:34:19,936
I don't know.
496
00:34:25,243 --> 00:34:26,801
What the hell happened?
497
00:34:26,845 --> 00:34:27,937
The job got fucked!
498
00:34:27,979 --> 00:34:29,844
Fuckin' Billy
shot the counter girl.
499
00:34:29,881 --> 00:34:31,314
Then he made me
take him to breakfast...
500
00:34:31,349 --> 00:34:33,544
then he tried to kill me
so I stuck a fork in his neck.
501
00:34:33,585 --> 00:34:35,109
I'm not sure if I killed him or not.
502
00:34:35,153 --> 00:34:37,747
In any case, I got the money
but we gotta go on a little vacation.
503
00:34:37,789 --> 00:34:39,518
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
504
00:34:39,557 --> 00:34:42,025
Did I just hear you say
you think that y'all killed someone?
505
00:34:42,060 --> 00:34:43,857
I didn't kill anyone.
Billy killed that counter girl,
506
00:34:43,895 --> 00:34:45,419
except for maybe
I killed Billy. I'm not sure.
507
00:34:45,463 --> 00:34:47,226
Maybe? What the hell
are you saying?
508
00:34:47,265 --> 00:34:49,096
I told you I stuck a fork
in his neck and it looked to me like
509
00:34:49,133 --> 00:34:52,569
he was getting ready to bleed to
death in the not so distant future.
510
00:34:52,604 --> 00:34:54,538
- What you do that for?
- I told you!
511
00:34:54,572 --> 00:34:59,100
He killed that girl and it looked
like he was ready to kill me!
512
00:34:59,143 --> 00:35:02,874
I can't believe that asshole
actually killed someone.
513
00:35:02,914 --> 00:35:04,779
Well, he sure as hell did.
And we sure as hell got to get
514
00:35:04,816 --> 00:35:07,478
the hell out of Dodge pronto
till things cool off a bit.
515
00:35:07,518 --> 00:35:09,543
- You got the money?
- It's in the car.
516
00:35:09,587 --> 00:35:10,918
Where we gonna go?
517
00:35:10,955 --> 00:35:13,253
Well, I was thinkin' Mexico
sounds pretty good.
518
00:35:13,291 --> 00:35:16,021
- How about you?
- Mexico?
519
00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:19,518
Watty, are you shitting me?
Your gonna take me to Mexico?
520
00:35:19,564 --> 00:35:21,293
Oh my God!
That'll be so much fun.
521
00:35:21,332 --> 00:35:24,631
- We can practice our Spanish.
- We sure can.
522
00:35:24,669 --> 00:35:27,900
What should I bring?
What's the weather like?
523
00:35:27,939 --> 00:35:31,636
- Hot.
- I don't have to bring much, do I?
524
00:35:32,543 --> 00:35:35,478
- Hey...
- What?
525
00:35:35,513 --> 00:35:38,209
You know you don't have
to come with me, Star.
526
00:35:38,249 --> 00:35:40,683
Baby, I'd follow you to Oklahoma.
527
00:35:40,718 --> 00:35:44,210
- You mean that, baby?
- I sure do.
528
00:35:44,255 --> 00:35:46,018
Well all right.
529
00:35:46,057 --> 00:35:47,718
- Wait, wait.
- What?
530
00:35:47,759 --> 00:35:50,990
- Come on, Star.
- I just wanta take a picture.
531
00:35:51,029 --> 00:35:52,758
I wanta remember you face.
Come on.
532
00:35:57,435 --> 00:35:59,995
- What are you doin'?
- You know what I'm doin', baby.
533
00:36:05,376 --> 00:36:09,836
You make me feel so good.
534
00:36:09,881 --> 00:36:13,544
It's the sole reason why
the good Lord put me on this earth.
535
00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:17,119
Huh-Hum.
536
00:36:17,155 --> 00:36:19,851
I apologize for the rude
interruption, ma'am.
537
00:36:19,891 --> 00:36:24,351
You shouldn't be hanging around with
this larcenist variety of white trash.
538
00:36:24,395 --> 00:36:25,657
Well, well.
539
00:36:25,697 --> 00:36:28,791
If it isn't my favorite
ex-convict, Watty Watts.
540
00:36:28,833 --> 00:36:31,495
Why Ranger Rex,
what a pleasant surprise.
541
00:36:31,536 --> 00:36:33,265
I'm so glad
you could stop on over...
542
00:36:33,304 --> 00:36:35,966
but seeing how you don't
have a warrant...
543
00:36:36,007 --> 00:36:38,976
I'm afraid I'm gonna have
to cut our visit a little short.
544
00:36:39,010 --> 00:36:41,672
Oh, how thoughtless of me, Watts.
545
00:36:41,713 --> 00:36:43,647
I plumb forgot all about my warrant.
546
00:36:45,516 --> 00:36:47,575
Here, let me reacclimate
your privates for you.
547
00:36:47,618 --> 00:36:49,210
You mother fucker!
548
00:36:49,253 --> 00:36:51,118
Easy there, missy.
549
00:36:51,155 --> 00:36:53,623
Simp just had four cups
of that Italian coffee.
550
00:36:53,658 --> 00:36:54,852
He's a little twitchy.
551
00:36:54,892 --> 00:36:56,792
Fuck you!
552
00:36:58,029 --> 00:37:01,157
Whoo, I bet that hurt
pretty good, huh cowboy?
553
00:37:01,199 --> 00:37:04,259
With all the go-go juice up
in your little cojones.
554
00:37:05,603 --> 00:37:08,037
Yeah, me and Simp were just
cruising the neighborhood,
555
00:37:08,072 --> 00:37:09,972
knowing your feeling towards
robbing and stealing
556
00:37:10,008 --> 00:37:13,239
we just stopped on in
to have us a little chat.
557
00:37:13,277 --> 00:37:15,575
Well, I've been livin' the
straight and narrow
558
00:37:15,613 --> 00:37:18,343
so why don't you take your
chicken-fried, fascist ass,
559
00:37:18,383 --> 00:37:22,820
out of my fuckin' house
before I call the cops.
560
00:37:24,589 --> 00:37:26,250
We are the cops, shit brain.
561
00:37:30,962 --> 00:37:34,227
You know what it feels like
to hold a gun up to a punk's head?
562
00:37:35,566 --> 00:37:37,864
I don't really like guns.
563
00:37:37,902 --> 00:37:39,995
Feels real good.
564
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:45,568
I guess you wouldn't be knowing
nothin' about a particular messy
565
00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:48,579
convenience store job
over in Creedmore?
566
00:37:49,914 --> 00:37:52,007
The way I see it,
a few jokers went in there...
567
00:37:52,050 --> 00:37:53,950
looking for a big score...
568
00:37:53,985 --> 00:37:56,283
lost their cool and blew a
two-by-two hole
569
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:59,881
in the back of one pretty
little cashier's head.
570
00:37:59,924 --> 00:38:02,392
Now normally...
571
00:38:03,928 --> 00:38:06,294
...this would be just another
big night in Texas.
572
00:38:06,330 --> 00:38:09,731
But, it just so happens the cashier
was a local sheriff's little girl.
573
00:38:09,767 --> 00:38:11,359
You know what
that makes her, Watts?
574
00:38:14,572 --> 00:38:15,971
A very bad trip.
575
00:38:16,007 --> 00:38:18,737
A very bad trip for whoever
pulled that trigger.
576
00:38:21,045 --> 00:38:24,276
And seeing how the sheriff of
Creedmore happens to be my brother,
577
00:38:24,315 --> 00:38:27,079
what do you think that makes
that dead little girl to me, Watts?
578
00:38:27,118 --> 00:38:28,244
Huh?
579
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:30,719
Your wife?
580
00:38:31,522 --> 00:38:33,490
- Watty.
- That's right...
581
00:38:33,524 --> 00:38:35,492
that makes her my niece.
582
00:38:35,526 --> 00:38:37,687
And what does that mean?
583
00:38:40,064 --> 00:38:44,091
It means I might have to smoke the
low-rent punk that blew her away.
584
00:38:44,135 --> 00:38:46,160
And seeing I got my sights on you,
585
00:38:46,204 --> 00:38:50,072
you might want to consider
something very seriously.
586
00:38:50,108 --> 00:38:52,872
You see I'm on the right side
of the law.
587
00:38:52,910 --> 00:38:54,935
That means I can get away
with murder.
588
00:38:56,414 --> 00:38:58,541
Course you being on
the wrong side...
589
00:38:58,583 --> 00:39:02,212
that puts you in rather
a bad pinch, don't it?
590
00:39:02,253 --> 00:39:04,721
I can smell that job
all over you, Watts.
591
00:39:04,755 --> 00:39:06,746
Like a six-day-old
pair of underwear.
592
00:39:06,791 --> 00:39:10,420
I didn't do shit, man.
593
00:39:11,863 --> 00:39:13,990
I'm sorry.
594
00:39:14,031 --> 00:39:17,000
Fuck you, you son-of-a-bitch!
595
00:39:17,034 --> 00:39:19,400
I'll fuckin' take your life.
I swear to God.
596
00:39:19,437 --> 00:39:21,337
I'll kill you.
597
00:39:21,372 --> 00:39:23,840
Goddamn you, son-of-a-bitch.
598
00:39:23,875 --> 00:39:25,638
Get this fuckin' bitch
off of me!
599
00:39:25,676 --> 00:39:28,668
I'll fuckin' kill you!
I swear to God I will!
600
00:39:52,103 --> 00:39:54,298
Simp, shoot this piece of shit.
601
00:40:10,555 --> 00:40:12,284
Oh fuck.
602
00:40:14,125 --> 00:40:17,583
It's beautiful.
603
00:40:17,628 --> 00:40:20,028
It's so fuckin' pretty.
604
00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:15,677
We were heading to San Antone
to say good-bye to Star's parents
605
00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:19,781
and I just couldn't get the
image of Clarence out of my head.
606
00:41:19,824 --> 00:41:22,019
Billy had been right;
607
00:41:22,059 --> 00:41:24,391
Once you smell someone frying...
608
00:41:24,428 --> 00:41:28,364
you can't ever
think clearly again.
609
00:41:28,399 --> 00:41:30,367
Before all this happened,
610
00:41:30,401 --> 00:41:34,428
I'd entertained notions of moving
out of Texas with Star as my wife
611
00:41:34,472 --> 00:41:37,407
and tryin' to make
a straight go of it.
612
00:41:37,441 --> 00:41:40,808
I'd begun to feel that luck
was an unrenewable resource
613
00:41:40,845 --> 00:41:43,780
and my days as a felon
were numbered.
614
00:41:43,814 --> 00:41:45,441
If we made it across
the border...
615
00:41:45,483 --> 00:41:47,474
I would definitely
entertain the notion
616
00:41:47,518 --> 00:41:49,486
of taking up auto mechanics.
617
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:51,954
Which is the only other thing
I know how to do.
618
00:41:53,157 --> 00:41:55,591
I didn't feel much
for the cops that we killed.
619
00:41:58,496 --> 00:42:01,090
They would have done
the same thing to us,
620
00:42:01,132 --> 00:42:03,566
and walked away smiling.
621
00:43:45,636 --> 00:43:46,762
Hello?
622
00:43:46,804 --> 00:43:50,103
Hello. Mrs. Cheatham.
623
00:43:50,141 --> 00:43:54,373
- Yes.
- Hi. This is Woody...
624
00:43:54,412 --> 00:43:56,437
...Woodpeck.
625
00:43:56,480 --> 00:43:58,038
I'm a friend of your daughter.
626
00:43:58,082 --> 00:44:00,880
Starlene?
You're a friend of Starlene's?
627
00:44:02,353 --> 00:44:04,981
We haven't heard from her
in along while.
628
00:44:06,757 --> 00:44:09,590
Hello? Hello?
629
00:44:11,429 --> 00:44:12,896
Are you there?
630
00:44:17,201 --> 00:44:18,225
Hello?
631
00:44:39,623 --> 00:44:41,818
Turn that down a bit,
please Star.
632
00:44:46,797 --> 00:44:48,355
There's something
I wanta ask you, Star.
633
00:44:48,399 --> 00:44:51,527
Well ask it.
634
00:44:51,569 --> 00:44:53,628
I just don't know
what the future will hold...
635
00:44:53,671 --> 00:44:56,401
and if I should ever end up
face down in a narrow grave
636
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,067
I just don't know
what you'd do.
637
00:44:58,108 --> 00:44:59,268
Yeah?
638
00:45:00,678 --> 00:45:01,975
There's somethin'
I just need to know.
639
00:45:02,012 --> 00:45:03,912
There's somethin'
I just gotta ask you.
640
00:45:03,948 --> 00:45:05,381
Yeah?
641
00:45:06,217 --> 00:45:09,345
Starlene, you know I love you, baby.
642
00:45:09,386 --> 00:45:11,980
I'd go to hell and back
just to see you smile.
643
00:45:12,022 --> 00:45:15,253
And I know you'd do the same for me.
644
00:45:15,292 --> 00:45:18,728
The killers of the two
Texas Rangers have been identified
645
00:45:18,762 --> 00:45:21,060
as Watty Watts
and Starlene Cheatham.
646
00:45:21,098 --> 00:45:23,498
They're descried as a Caucasian
male and female...
647
00:45:23,534 --> 00:45:24,626
in their early twenties...
648
00:45:24,668 --> 00:45:29,298
and are suspected to be driving
a blue 1972 Plymouth Roadrunner.
649
00:45:29,340 --> 00:45:32,241
If you have any information
related to this insidious,
650
00:45:32,276 --> 00:45:34,039
senseless and violent crime,
651
00:45:34,078 --> 00:45:36,672
please call 1-8OO-FOR-CRIME.
652
00:45:36,714 --> 00:45:39,308
Now back to the hits that made
America great.
653
00:45:39,350 --> 00:45:41,545
Starlene...
654
00:45:41,585 --> 00:45:43,246
Yeah?
655
00:45:43,287 --> 00:45:45,346
Will you marry me?
656
00:45:45,389 --> 00:45:47,289
Wattford Reynold Watts,
657
00:45:47,324 --> 00:45:50,225
I sure as hell will marry you
right here and now.
658
00:45:50,261 --> 00:45:52,855
Goddamn! All right!
659
00:45:54,431 --> 00:45:56,194
I can't believe it.
660
00:45:56,233 --> 00:45:58,360
Hey, hey, hey...
661
00:45:58,402 --> 00:46:00,734
Look at what I got you,
sweetheart.
662
00:46:02,306 --> 00:46:04,604
Oh, my God.
Oh my...
663
00:46:05,609 --> 00:46:06,837
Oh my God.
664
00:46:13,450 --> 00:46:15,384
You got me a ring!
665
00:46:15,419 --> 00:46:17,319
- It's for me?
- Uh-huh.
666
00:46:19,823 --> 00:46:22,656
It's so beautiful.
Would you look at that?
667
00:46:22,693 --> 00:46:24,354
It looks like real diamonds
and everything.
668
00:46:24,395 --> 00:46:26,920
Well they are. I drove clear
over to Tyler to get 'em.
669
00:46:28,499 --> 00:46:31,730
Baby, how did you ever afford
to buy this for me?
670
00:46:31,769 --> 00:46:34,260
I've been saving up.
671
00:47:07,771 --> 00:47:11,901
Well... are we ready to begin
with the ceremony?
672
00:47:11,942 --> 00:47:14,137
We are your honor.
673
00:47:14,178 --> 00:47:16,339
Okay, kids, here we go.
674
00:47:16,380 --> 00:47:18,940
Now, do you, ah...
675
00:47:18,983 --> 00:47:20,780
Wattford Reynold Watts.
676
00:47:20,818 --> 00:47:23,048
Wattford Reynold Watts...
677
00:47:23,087 --> 00:47:24,952
take this woman...
678
00:47:24,989 --> 00:47:28,220
to be your lawful wedded wife?
679
00:47:28,258 --> 00:47:29,452
I do.
680
00:47:29,493 --> 00:47:31,620
And do you, ah...
681
00:47:31,662 --> 00:47:33,391
Watty and Starlene.
682
00:47:33,430 --> 00:47:35,421
Crazed killers with drop-dead
good looks...
683
00:47:35,466 --> 00:47:37,764
murders, movie stars or both.
684
00:47:37,801 --> 00:47:41,134
Next on Crime Spree.
685
00:47:42,506 --> 00:47:45,771
Um, I'm awfully sorry to be
pointing this here gun at you,
686
00:47:45,809 --> 00:47:46,935
Justice Thurman, sir, but...
687
00:47:46,977 --> 00:47:49,912
it looks like we're wanted
and I wanta marry this girl
688
00:47:49,947 --> 00:47:51,744
right here and now.
689
00:47:51,782 --> 00:47:54,546
Looks like it's gonna be
a shotgun wedding, hon.
690
00:47:54,585 --> 00:47:57,645
And what if I say no?
691
00:47:57,688 --> 00:47:59,155
Then I probably have
to shoot you dead.
692
00:48:01,091 --> 00:48:03,753
So, where were we
in the ceremony?
693
00:48:03,794 --> 00:48:05,386
Well, I just said "I do."
694
00:48:05,429 --> 00:48:07,727
Right. So, do you, um...
695
00:48:07,765 --> 00:48:09,130
Starlene Cheatham.
696
00:48:09,166 --> 00:48:12,499
Take this man to be your
lawful wedded husband?
697
00:48:12,536 --> 00:48:14,902
I sure as hell do.
698
00:48:14,938 --> 00:48:17,873
Well then, uh, here,
give her the ring, son.
699
00:48:17,908 --> 00:48:21,036
Oh, thank you very much,
Justice Thurman, sir.
700
00:48:21,078 --> 00:48:22,773
Here you go, sweetheart.
701
00:48:22,813 --> 00:48:25,441
You may kiss the girl.
702
00:48:27,751 --> 00:48:29,946
Don't you try anything
Justice Thurman, sir.
703
00:48:39,997 --> 00:48:41,521
Okay, Watt, smile.
704
00:48:44,401 --> 00:48:45,891
Here, you don't mind taken'
one of us right quick,
705
00:48:45,936 --> 00:48:47,699
before we tie your arms?
706
00:48:47,738 --> 00:48:49,433
I guess not.
707
00:48:53,410 --> 00:48:55,878
Thank you, sir.
I feel real bad about this, but...
708
00:48:55,913 --> 00:48:59,644
I can tell you that you've performed
a most gracious and noble deed.
709
00:48:59,683 --> 00:49:03,278
And don't think we don't
appreciate your cooperation.
710
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,845
Oh, hey...
one more time.
711
00:49:05,889 --> 00:49:06,856
Okay.
712
00:49:08,425 --> 00:49:11,155
Thanks. I mean we can't rightly
be spending our honeymoon
713
00:49:11,195 --> 00:49:13,629
in the slammer now, can we?
714
00:49:13,664 --> 00:49:16,360
No, they don't let you have sex
in the slammer, son.
715
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:17,367
Oh, Justice Thurman, sir,
716
00:49:17,401 --> 00:49:19,892
I'm just gonna have to, uh...
717
00:49:19,937 --> 00:49:22,030
disconnect your phone, but,
I'm gonna put it in the bushes
718
00:49:22,072 --> 00:49:23,471
so you can retrieve it
later on.
719
00:49:23,507 --> 00:49:24,804
Makes sense I guess.
720
00:49:24,842 --> 00:49:27,777
Can I get you a book
or something like that?
721
00:49:27,811 --> 00:49:29,039
Well, uh...
722
00:49:29,079 --> 00:49:30,910
if you could turn me toward
the television,
723
00:49:30,948 --> 00:49:32,245
I'd be much obliged.
724
00:49:32,282 --> 00:49:33,340
Okay. The count of three, baby.
725
00:49:33,383 --> 00:49:35,044
One, two, three.
726
00:49:38,155 --> 00:49:40,646
Mr. Thurman, sir,
this is something I hate to do,
727
00:49:40,691 --> 00:49:42,352
but I'm afraid
I'm gonna have to it.
728
00:49:42,392 --> 00:49:45,259
You just tell me if it
feels real uncomfortable.
729
00:49:45,295 --> 00:49:46,557
That feel okay.
730
00:49:46,597 --> 00:49:49,259
- Honey, look at him.
- Yeah, well...
731
00:49:49,299 --> 00:49:51,130
I'm afraid we're gonna have
to get goin', but...
732
00:49:51,168 --> 00:49:52,863
I'm gonna have to steal your car,
733
00:49:52,903 --> 00:49:55,235
but I'm gonna be leaving you
mine, okay?
734
00:49:55,272 --> 00:49:58,332
So, she's a 1972,
Plymouth Roadrunner...
735
00:49:58,375 --> 00:50:01,811
She's a bute. So we'll consider
this more than a fair exchange.
736
00:50:01,845 --> 00:50:05,440
Now you take real good care
she's a collector's item.
737
00:50:05,482 --> 00:50:07,973
Thank you very much.
738
00:50:08,018 --> 00:50:10,748
Thanks for making our
relationship legal.
739
00:50:15,159 --> 00:50:16,148
Oh...
740
00:50:18,328 --> 00:50:20,762
We won't ever forget
this moment.
741
00:50:39,383 --> 00:50:41,180
Just do it fast...
742
00:50:41,218 --> 00:50:43,948
and keep doin' it hard.
743
00:50:43,987 --> 00:50:45,818
Make sure you get
them wings right, okay?
744
00:50:45,856 --> 00:50:47,323
You got it.
745
00:50:50,127 --> 00:50:51,958
You are so radical now.
746
00:50:51,995 --> 00:50:54,930
- Shut up.
- You shut up.
747
00:50:55,933 --> 00:50:58,458
Look, I gotta concentrate
here, okay?
748
00:50:59,870 --> 00:51:02,805
I'm gonna go to the store
and get some K-Y and some cigarettes.
749
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:04,398
Good.
750
00:51:05,509 --> 00:51:09,104
Sorry about all the blood, man.
I've never done a head before.
751
00:51:09,146 --> 00:51:11,740
Yeah, a lot of blood
in the head.
752
00:51:15,419 --> 00:51:16,386
Yeah, whatever, man.
753
00:51:19,256 --> 00:51:20,382
Ow...
754
00:51:22,359 --> 00:51:23,917
What the fuck
are you doin', man?
755
00:51:23,961 --> 00:51:25,428
Sorry, man.
756
00:51:25,462 --> 00:51:27,225
Ow...
757
00:51:27,264 --> 00:51:29,960
See now, I guarantee you
don't want to fuck with me.
758
00:51:31,835 --> 00:51:33,268
Is that right?
759
00:51:33,303 --> 00:51:35,601
Shit.
What the fuck y'all doin' here?
760
00:51:35,639 --> 00:51:38,073
Givin' you a tattoo, baby.
761
00:51:38,108 --> 00:51:39,507
Now, sit your ass back down
in this chair
762
00:51:39,543 --> 00:51:41,909
so I can finish what he started.
763
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,040
Creepy...
764
00:51:51,255 --> 00:51:52,449
Hey...
765
00:51:52,489 --> 00:51:53,421
what the fuck is up
with you guys?
766
00:51:53,457 --> 00:51:54,719
You think you can
just come in my place
767
00:51:54,758 --> 00:51:56,885
and start fucking with the
customers, huh?
768
00:51:59,162 --> 00:52:01,027
That is exactly what I think.
769
00:52:01,064 --> 00:52:03,225
You have a problem with that?
770
00:52:03,267 --> 00:52:04,825
No. You guys are cool.
771
00:52:04,868 --> 00:52:06,597
Sit down, don't speak
till you're spoken to.
772
00:52:06,637 --> 00:52:07,968
Okay.
773
00:52:11,775 --> 00:52:13,072
Billy...
774
00:52:17,381 --> 00:52:18,780
I almost didn't recognize you, Bill.
775
00:52:18,815 --> 00:52:20,680
- Nice tattoo.
- Thank you.
776
00:52:20,717 --> 00:52:24,448
Believe it or not, I used to be
quite an artist with a needle...
777
00:52:24,488 --> 00:52:26,683
In all sorts of ways.
778
00:52:27,791 --> 00:52:31,318
Put a needle in my hand,
I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh.
779
00:52:31,361 --> 00:52:32,692
Van Gogh cut his own ear off.
780
00:52:32,729 --> 00:52:34,162
That's right, Creepy.
781
00:52:34,197 --> 00:52:35,357
Bet you didn't know that, Billy.
782
00:52:35,399 --> 00:52:38,960
- Yeah, I did know it.
- I think I missed a spot.
783
00:52:41,838 --> 00:52:43,863
Oh, there's another one.
784
00:52:43,907 --> 00:52:46,000
Fuck you!
785
00:52:46,043 --> 00:52:49,706
- You drive fast, Billy.
- Yeah, real fast.
786
00:52:49,746 --> 00:52:51,611
But I admire that in a man.
787
00:52:51,648 --> 00:52:54,412
I like a man who dances
with speed.
788
00:52:54,451 --> 00:52:58,012
Hey, how is that crystal
treatin' you?
789
00:53:00,157 --> 00:53:01,351
Look, it's fuckin' great.
790
00:53:01,391 --> 00:53:02,881
I know you guys always
done me right.
791
00:53:02,926 --> 00:53:04,826
That's right.
We always done you right!
792
00:53:04,861 --> 00:53:07,557
Shut up, Creepy!
793
00:53:07,597 --> 00:53:09,997
I wouldn't do that, Billy.
794
00:53:10,033 --> 00:53:12,627
Now what Creepy
meant to say, Billy...
795
00:53:12,669 --> 00:53:14,500
is that we always considered
you to be a good friend.
796
00:53:14,538 --> 00:53:17,336
We done a lot of nice
things for you.
797
00:53:17,374 --> 00:53:20,343
It's only logical that we'd
expect you to do the same for us.
798
00:53:20,377 --> 00:53:21,708
Don't you think
that's logical, Billy?
799
00:53:21,745 --> 00:53:24,407
Yeah.
I think that's fuckin' logical.
800
00:53:24,448 --> 00:53:29,750
Now, why were you driving
so fast to San Antone?
801
00:53:29,786 --> 00:53:31,310
You got some family down here?
802
00:53:32,689 --> 00:53:35,590
I'm here to get a taco,
what the fuck is it to you?
803
00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:37,752
You know what, Billy,
I don't like your tone.
804
00:53:39,096 --> 00:53:41,724
This would have noting' to do
with Watty Watts,
805
00:53:41,765 --> 00:53:43,926
and that little job y'all
pulled off over in Creedmore?
806
00:53:43,967 --> 00:53:45,195
We're lookin' for Watty.
807
00:53:45,235 --> 00:53:47,362
We want to see if he can give
a hand with this little problem
808
00:53:47,404 --> 00:53:48,894
that we're having.
809
00:53:48,939 --> 00:53:50,600
You that's too fuckin' bad,
810
00:53:50,640 --> 00:53:52,665
'cause I haven't seen that
son-of-a-bitch in a month.
811
00:53:52,709 --> 00:53:54,404
That's not the answer
I wanted to hear.
812
00:53:54,444 --> 00:53:56,378
That's not the answer
we wanted to hear, asshole.
813
00:53:58,882 --> 00:54:01,578
- Whoops, wrong place.
- Hey, up against the wall.
814
00:54:03,553 --> 00:54:04,884
Sweetheart...
815
00:54:04,921 --> 00:54:07,856
sit down next to Tattoo Joe
over there...
816
00:54:07,891 --> 00:54:10,860
if you want to retain
that full figure of yours.
817
00:54:10,894 --> 00:54:12,919
You guys mind if I smoke?
818
00:54:12,963 --> 00:54:16,023
Smoke 'em up, honey.
819
00:54:16,066 --> 00:54:18,125
Whoo-Whoo!
820
00:54:19,302 --> 00:54:21,293
Choo-Choo-Choo.
821
00:54:25,242 --> 00:54:29,645
Creepy, lock the door
and turn off the neon.
822
00:54:33,016 --> 00:54:34,176
Billy...
823
00:54:34,217 --> 00:54:37,277
Billy, Billy, Billy,
Billy, Billy.
824
00:54:37,320 --> 00:54:40,118
I have something to confess to you.
825
00:54:40,157 --> 00:54:42,751
I lied about being
a tattoo artist.
826
00:54:42,793 --> 00:54:44,954
I really don't know what
the hell I'm doing.
827
00:54:45,829 --> 00:54:47,160
Fuckin' shit.
828
00:54:47,197 --> 00:54:49,893
It is gettin' a little unsanitary,
don't you think?
829
00:54:49,933 --> 00:54:50,592
Yeah.
830
00:54:50,634 --> 00:54:52,898
But the lure of the arts
have always held sway over me...
831
00:54:52,936 --> 00:54:55,166
and I will be glad to continue.
832
00:54:55,205 --> 00:54:58,800
That is if you don't want to tell me
the right answers to my questions.
833
00:54:58,842 --> 00:55:02,334
You want to tell me the right answers,
don't you, Billy?
834
00:55:02,379 --> 00:55:03,846
Yeah, I guess so.
835
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:06,246
Oh, Billy.
836
00:55:06,283 --> 00:55:08,183
You gotta let me get a piece
of that action.
837
00:55:08,218 --> 00:55:10,482
All we want is what we're owed.
838
00:55:10,520 --> 00:55:12,147
Plus a little interest.
839
00:55:12,189 --> 00:55:14,350
Yeah.
A little interest.
840
00:55:14,391 --> 00:55:15,722
Come on, Billy...
841
00:55:15,759 --> 00:55:17,317
let's get out of this piss hole.
842
00:55:18,595 --> 00:55:19,857
Wait a minute.
843
00:55:21,398 --> 00:55:22,990
Wait a minute.
844
00:55:23,033 --> 00:55:25,501
I want to give you something.
You look a little tuckered out.
845
00:55:26,470 --> 00:55:28,700
This is gonna perk you up.
846
00:55:28,738 --> 00:55:31,229
This is extra special stuff.
847
00:55:31,274 --> 00:55:32,764
We've been on it all week.
848
00:55:32,809 --> 00:55:34,834
It will develop
your killer instinct.
849
00:55:34,878 --> 00:55:38,245
Bulls eye. I'm gonna
fill you with love.
850
00:55:40,484 --> 00:55:43,317
One one-thousand,
Two one-thousand...
851
00:55:43,353 --> 00:55:46,811
Three!
Are you ready to rock, Billy?
852
00:55:48,859 --> 00:55:51,657
I was born on a green light,
daddyo!
853
00:56:26,263 --> 00:56:28,663
Hey, Billy!
854
00:56:40,110 --> 00:56:43,307
I'll get it, honey.
Just go on watching your show.
855
00:56:45,582 --> 00:56:47,880
Just a minute,
I'll be right there.
856
00:56:51,955 --> 00:56:55,220
Hi, mom.
857
00:57:00,030 --> 00:57:02,123
Starlene! Oh, baby!
858
00:57:03,600 --> 00:57:05,761
I haven't seen you for so long.
859
00:57:05,802 --> 00:57:08,362
Well, here I am!
860
00:57:09,706 --> 00:57:11,469
Mom, what's with that gun?
861
00:57:11,508 --> 00:57:12,270
Nothing honey.
862
00:57:12,309 --> 00:57:15,176
I never answer the door
after dark without it.
863
00:57:15,212 --> 00:57:18,409
Why don't you just hand me
over that gun now, okay?
864
00:57:21,084 --> 00:57:24,850
Who is that good lookin'
young stud there with you?
865
00:57:24,888 --> 00:57:26,515
Howdy, Tahylene.
866
00:57:26,556 --> 00:57:30,219
You just come here right now
and get you some sugar, Watty.
867
00:57:36,099 --> 00:57:37,361
You been stayin' out of jail?
868
00:57:37,400 --> 00:57:39,800
- Yes, ma'am.
- That's good.
869
00:57:40,070 --> 00:57:42,004
Um-hum.
870
00:57:45,008 --> 00:57:47,135
Oh my God.
Look at that ring.
871
00:57:48,645 --> 00:57:50,840
Oh! Oh my God.
Is that what I think it is?
872
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,508
Me and Watty tied the knot.
873
00:57:55,085 --> 00:57:56,211
Far fuckin' out.
Y'all are married?
874
00:57:56,253 --> 00:57:58,778
That's right, ma.
875
00:58:01,191 --> 00:58:02,123
Oh, baby.
876
00:58:03,593 --> 00:58:06,460
- Wait till your daddy hears.
- Yeah.
877
00:58:06,496 --> 00:58:08,589
- Vergil!
- Daddy!
878
00:58:08,632 --> 00:58:10,725
Vergil, you're not
gonna believe this.
879
00:58:10,767 --> 00:58:12,826
Vergil ripped
his own throat open
880
00:58:12,869 --> 00:58:16,669
during a heavy acid trip
in the early sixties.
881
00:58:17,841 --> 00:58:19,706
Vergil was born poor...
882
00:58:19,743 --> 00:58:21,711
and when he read that
the government was paying students
883
00:58:21,745 --> 00:58:26,079
to participate in experiments
with psychedelic drugs...
884
00:58:26,116 --> 00:58:27,413
he volunteered.
885
00:58:28,652 --> 00:58:32,088
They dosed him with something
called BZ...
886
00:58:32,122 --> 00:58:33,555
Vergil lost it.
887
00:58:33,590 --> 00:58:35,421
He won a huge settlement
in court...
888
00:58:35,458 --> 00:58:39,360
which allowed him to live well
without workin'.
889
00:58:39,396 --> 00:58:40,328
Later in his life...
890
00:58:40,363 --> 00:58:42,797
Vergil lost the function
in his legs
891
00:58:42,832 --> 00:58:45,027
due to an amphetamine
addiction he acquired
892
00:58:45,068 --> 00:58:48,526
while tryin' to lose weight
so he could avoid the draft.
893
00:58:48,571 --> 00:58:52,132
He threw a clot
and lost the use of his legs.
894
00:58:52,175 --> 00:58:56,077
But Star's parents
have never been addicts...
895
00:58:56,112 --> 00:59:00,572
they're just handicapped,
suburban hippies.
896
00:59:19,102 --> 00:59:20,296
Praise the Lord!
897
00:59:38,788 --> 00:59:41,518
Well, Vergil,
I can't say I have as of yet.
898
00:59:54,904 --> 00:59:58,465
Well, yeah, Vergil,
I think that I do...
899
01:00:01,711 --> 01:00:04,976
I'm nothin'...
till I'm nothin'.
900
01:00:11,855 --> 01:00:12,787
Hey, thanks.
What is it?
901
01:00:26,536 --> 01:00:28,265
It's a far-out trip!
902
01:00:30,106 --> 01:00:31,801
Gee, thanks, Daddy...
903
01:00:31,841 --> 01:00:34,002
maybe you shouldn't have, huh?
904
01:00:42,886 --> 01:00:44,786
Yeah, well, thank you kindly,
Vergil...
905
01:00:44,821 --> 01:00:49,281
See, me and Star we're headin'
down south to Mexico...
906
01:00:49,325 --> 01:00:51,520
for a long-term honeymoon.
907
01:00:51,561 --> 01:00:52,789
Well!
908
01:00:53,763 --> 01:00:56,561
So, what've you kids
been up to today?
909
01:01:03,072 --> 01:01:05,836
Well, we killed two cops
on the way over here...
910
01:01:05,875 --> 01:01:09,504
we got married and saw
ourselves on TV for the first time.
911
01:01:10,780 --> 01:01:14,648
Well, my goodness,
that does sound like a full day!
912
01:01:14,684 --> 01:01:20,020
Starlene, I swear you ought
to be a fiction writer!
913
01:01:20,056 --> 01:01:23,457
You've got the weirdest
way of talking!
914
01:01:26,062 --> 01:01:27,927
Well, I hate to be
rushin' things...
915
01:01:27,964 --> 01:01:31,092
but me and Star we're on a
particularly tight time-table.
916
01:01:33,470 --> 01:01:34,960
We kinda gotta get going.
917
01:01:35,004 --> 01:01:38,064
At this hour?
Y'all just got here!
918
01:01:38,107 --> 01:01:40,940
Mama, it's my wedding night.
919
01:01:40,977 --> 01:01:43,468
Ready for a little sex?
920
01:01:43,513 --> 01:01:45,708
- Mom!
- Goddamn, Thaylene.
921
01:01:47,050 --> 01:01:48,347
God!
922
01:01:51,354 --> 01:01:57,259
Your daddy and me
want you guys to have this...
923
01:01:57,293 --> 01:01:58,590
as a stake for the future!
924
01:01:58,628 --> 01:01:59,959
What is it?
925
01:02:05,201 --> 01:02:08,728
Holy shit, Mom,
that's 3O thousand dollars!
926
01:02:08,771 --> 01:02:11,569
Your daddy's been savin' up.
927
01:02:11,608 --> 01:02:13,542
That settlement pays us
pretty damn good, right?
928
01:02:14,777 --> 01:02:16,904
Whoo!
929
01:02:16,946 --> 01:02:18,174
Daddy!
930
01:02:18,915 --> 01:02:21,440
We're just happy knowin'
that y'all have it.
931
01:02:25,622 --> 01:02:28,614
Well, I don't know how
to thank y'all...
932
01:02:28,658 --> 01:02:31,320
that's about the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for us.
933
01:02:31,361 --> 01:02:32,851
Yeah.
934
01:02:34,163 --> 01:02:37,030
Well, Mexico's callin'!
935
01:02:37,066 --> 01:02:40,331
Yo vivo por Rojo Grande!
936
01:02:40,370 --> 01:02:41,598
Whoo!
937
01:02:45,241 --> 01:02:47,835
What's that mean?
938
01:02:47,877 --> 01:02:49,640
I live for Big Red.
939
01:02:49,679 --> 01:02:52,011
That's all I know in Spanish.
940
01:02:58,788 --> 01:03:00,619
Hey...
941
01:03:00,657 --> 01:03:04,457
maybe we ought to stop
in one of those small towns.
942
01:03:05,528 --> 01:03:08,292
We could hold up
in one of them little motels...
943
01:03:09,566 --> 01:03:13,058
and maybe you could give me
something that I kinda need.
944
01:03:13,770 --> 01:03:15,965
Oh, yeah?
945
01:03:16,005 --> 01:03:17,597
What's that?
946
01:03:17,640 --> 01:03:19,540
I think you know.
947
01:03:21,844 --> 01:03:24,108
Well, why don't you pull out
that road map there
948
01:03:24,147 --> 01:03:26,047
and find out where
the hell we are
949
01:03:26,082 --> 01:03:27,879
and where the hell
we oughta be?
950
01:03:38,561 --> 01:03:40,961
I love bein' on
the run with you, Watt.
951
01:03:40,997 --> 01:03:44,592
Coverin' the great state
of Texas like tornadoes...
952
01:03:44,634 --> 01:03:48,730
drinkin' that cheap diner
coffee with non-dairy creamer...
953
01:03:48,771 --> 01:03:51,968
runnin' from the cops,
runnin' from the Feds.
954
01:03:54,143 --> 01:03:55,770
They'll try and stop us,
955
01:03:55,812 --> 01:03:57,973
they'll try and hold down
on Watt and Starlene...
956
01:03:58,014 --> 01:03:59,743
but they can't...
957
01:03:59,782 --> 01:04:02,273
because we're movie stars.
958
01:04:04,988 --> 01:04:08,253
Desperadoes and outlaws
on the road to freedom.
959
01:04:12,261 --> 01:04:15,560
I swear to God, we remind me of
Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty.
960
01:04:19,736 --> 01:04:22,830
It's going to be just like
the movies, Watt.
961
01:04:23,906 --> 01:04:25,874
Just like the movies.
962
01:04:29,679 --> 01:04:31,544
Thank God we brought
the Polaroid.
963
01:04:33,850 --> 01:04:35,750
Umm...
964
01:04:37,086 --> 01:04:39,077
everybody, uh...
965
01:04:39,122 --> 01:04:42,990
gets caught and killed
in those movies, Star.
966
01:04:48,097 --> 01:04:50,588
Summer's upon us,
and as we all know
967
01:04:50,633 --> 01:04:53,329
the season brings with it
a heatwave of robbery...
968
01:04:53,369 --> 01:04:55,803
assault, rape...
969
01:04:55,838 --> 01:04:57,430
and murder.
970
01:04:57,473 --> 01:04:58,269
Remember folks...
971
01:04:58,307 --> 01:05:03,040
the only think standing between
you and the criminal vermin
972
01:05:03,079 --> 01:05:04,603
are your doors.
973
01:05:04,647 --> 01:05:06,842
So secure those doors
with the best.
974
01:05:06,883 --> 01:05:10,785
Titanium coated,
explosive dead bolts.
975
01:05:10,820 --> 01:05:12,048
From Hyperlock.
976
01:05:12,088 --> 01:05:13,851
Don't stay home without them.
977
01:05:14,223 --> 01:05:15,884
Next on Suburban Minutes...
978
01:05:15,925 --> 01:05:18,758
A retired school teacher buys
a gun and get even...
979
01:05:21,330 --> 01:05:22,797
Oh, who the hell could that be?
980
01:05:27,804 --> 01:05:28,828
Wouldn't that be nice.
981
01:05:52,028 --> 01:05:53,757
Howdy, Miss Cheatham.
982
01:05:54,797 --> 01:05:56,321
I'm a friend of your daughter's.
983
01:05:56,365 --> 01:05:58,458
We had summer camp together.
984
01:05:58,501 --> 01:06:00,401
These are my friends
Bob and Creepy.
985
01:06:00,436 --> 01:06:02,301
Can we have a moment
of your time?
986
01:06:08,644 --> 01:06:09,804
Okay, you gonna do it
to me now?
987
01:06:09,846 --> 01:06:12,314
Uh-huh.
988
01:06:24,060 --> 01:06:26,460
We swear...
989
01:06:26,496 --> 01:06:28,828
on the sacrament
of our own blood...
990
01:06:28,865 --> 01:06:30,560
That we will die...
991
01:06:30,600 --> 01:06:33,933
before fallin' into
the hands of the law.
992
01:06:33,970 --> 01:06:38,669
'Cause stayin' free is better
than livin' in a cage.
993
01:06:41,344 --> 01:06:43,335
Now we burn it.
994
01:07:02,265 --> 01:07:04,324
You understand?
995
01:07:04,367 --> 01:07:05,698
Yeah.
996
01:07:07,603 --> 01:07:10,504
There's no turnin' back now.
997
01:08:50,539 --> 01:08:52,632
Goddamn, there's nothin'
good on.
998
01:08:52,675 --> 01:08:54,700
Fuckin' cable goin'
to the fuckin' dogs.
999
01:08:56,178 --> 01:08:58,271
Remember Thaylene, I'm gonna
take this gun out your face...
1000
01:08:58,314 --> 01:09:00,509
when you're ready to say
something, okay?
1001
01:09:00,549 --> 01:09:02,813
Vergil, why can't you tell me
how this thing works?
1002
01:09:02,852 --> 01:09:04,479
It's the coolest thing
I've ever seen.
1003
01:09:08,157 --> 01:09:10,057
Hey, speak up.
I can't hear you.
1004
01:09:10,092 --> 01:09:10,786
Oh yeah...
1005
01:09:12,795 --> 01:09:14,820
Oh, Vergil!
1006
01:09:14,864 --> 01:09:16,798
Shame on you.
1007
01:09:16,832 --> 01:09:18,766
I love this thing.
1008
01:09:18,801 --> 01:09:21,031
Hey, Creepy, we oughta
set you up with one of these.
1009
01:09:21,070 --> 01:09:22,697
- Suck it, Bob.
- Okay.
1010
01:09:25,341 --> 01:09:26,899
Now, Vergil...
1011
01:09:26,943 --> 01:09:30,106
I wanna talk to you
man to hippie...
1012
01:09:32,448 --> 01:09:35,178
I know that you don't want
to see pretty, trippy...
1013
01:09:35,217 --> 01:09:37,913
Thaylene's brains blown out
all over the place.
1014
01:09:37,954 --> 01:09:40,514
And I want you to know
I'm a man of honor.
1015
01:09:40,556 --> 01:09:44,356
I've never hurt a bitch
unless she had it comin'.
1016
01:09:45,494 --> 01:09:46,586
Now...
1017
01:09:46,629 --> 01:09:49,792
You know that we are lookin'
for Watty Watts?
1018
01:09:49,832 --> 01:09:52,357
Yeah, we want to see
if he can give a hand
1019
01:09:52,401 --> 01:09:54,335
with this little problem
that we're havin'.
1020
01:09:54,370 --> 01:09:56,804
That's right.
A helpin' hand.
1021
01:09:56,839 --> 01:09:59,171
I was hopin' that you...
1022
01:09:59,208 --> 01:10:01,802
would also give is a hand
with the same situation.
1023
01:10:01,844 --> 01:10:04,836
More specifically, I was hopin'
you would give us a finger.
1024
01:10:09,485 --> 01:10:11,817
It's like someone turned the
volume down on his ass.
1025
01:10:11,854 --> 01:10:14,584
He's flippin' me off.
1026
01:10:15,725 --> 01:10:18,523
Maybe we oughta let her talk.
She's all crying and shit.
1027
01:10:18,561 --> 01:10:20,392
Fuck you, Billy!
1028
01:10:20,429 --> 01:10:23,330
You always were a little
fuckin' bleedin' heart.
1029
01:10:25,167 --> 01:10:27,897
But I guess it's a good thing
for you and Vergil, huh?
1030
01:10:29,805 --> 01:10:31,272
All right.
1031
01:10:31,307 --> 01:10:33,366
Sure.
1032
01:10:33,409 --> 01:10:34,398
Let her talk, Billy.
1033
01:10:39,181 --> 01:10:42,742
You fuckin' piece of shit!
I'll kill you.
1034
01:10:42,785 --> 01:10:45,583
I'll kill you if you touch him.
If you touch him...
1035
01:10:45,621 --> 01:10:47,589
I'll kill you, you bastard!
1036
01:10:47,623 --> 01:10:51,525
Tell me where they went.
1037
01:10:51,560 --> 01:10:53,858
- No! No!
- Give me your finger, Vergil.
1038
01:10:53,896 --> 01:10:56,660
Oh! No!
1039
01:10:56,699 --> 01:10:59,293
- Thay...
- No!
1040
01:10:59,335 --> 01:11:00,529
Thay...
1041
01:11:00,569 --> 01:11:03,299
Oh my God.
They're probably in Mexico by now.
1042
01:11:03,339 --> 01:11:07,036
You fuckin' piece of shit.
1043
01:11:09,078 --> 01:11:11,046
Thank you!
1044
01:11:11,080 --> 01:11:13,640
Back off of me!
1045
01:11:13,682 --> 01:11:16,412
Shut up!
Shut the fuck up!
1046
01:11:19,155 --> 01:11:21,248
Creepy...
1047
01:11:21,290 --> 01:11:23,190
get that Eisenhower
out of your pocket.
1048
01:11:24,693 --> 01:11:26,160
'Cause I'm gonna play
a game with y'all.
1049
01:11:26,195 --> 01:11:27,423
Doesn't that sound fun?
1050
01:11:29,899 --> 01:11:31,890
Creepy here, he's gonna throw
that coin up in the air...
1051
01:11:31,934 --> 01:11:34,164
Billy Boy,
you're gonna call it...
1052
01:11:34,203 --> 01:11:38,435
if he gets it right
then y'all get to live.
1053
01:11:38,474 --> 01:11:40,442
Doesn't that sound fair?
Huh?
1054
01:11:42,545 --> 01:11:43,910
All right, Creepy...
1055
01:11:43,946 --> 01:11:45,208
Chuck it.
1056
01:11:47,917 --> 01:11:50,215
Call it, Billy.
1057
01:11:50,252 --> 01:11:51,276
Heads.
1058
01:11:55,057 --> 01:11:56,649
Tails.
1059
01:11:58,327 --> 01:11:59,624
Y'all lose.
1060
01:12:01,063 --> 01:12:02,189
Oh, shit!
1061
01:12:02,231 --> 01:12:05,325
There's that son-of-bitch's
girlfriend on the Goddamn TV.
1062
01:12:05,367 --> 01:12:09,133
Patching into a live,
on-the-air interview...
1063
01:12:09,171 --> 01:12:11,162
...with Starlene.
1064
01:12:11,207 --> 01:12:12,970
Starlene, are you there?
1065
01:12:13,008 --> 01:12:15,636
- I sure am.
- How are you doing?
1066
01:12:15,678 --> 01:12:16,872
We're doin' great.
1067
01:12:16,912 --> 01:12:19,073
Look, I just wanta call up
and let all our fans know
1068
01:12:19,115 --> 01:12:20,514
that we did
what we had to do for love.
1069
01:12:20,549 --> 01:12:23,382
We're not blood thirsty killers,
we're just newlyweds.
1070
01:12:23,419 --> 01:12:28,880
I apologize to the families of
those cops that got killed, but they...
1071
01:12:57,820 --> 01:12:59,447
...We'll be right back
with more of our exclusive...
1072
01:12:59,488 --> 01:13:02,719
on-the-air, live telephone
interview with Starlene.
1073
01:13:02,758 --> 01:13:04,191
On the Crime Channel.
1074
01:13:04,226 --> 01:13:05,818
Tough people. Tough news.
1075
01:13:05,861 --> 01:13:08,352
Tough reporting.
We'll be right back.
1076
01:13:08,397 --> 01:13:10,627
Trip on this, Thaylene.
1077
01:13:16,455 --> 01:13:20,084
Fuck! Fuckin' bitch!
1078
01:13:20,625 --> 01:13:23,822
Fuck it!
1079
01:13:27,365 --> 01:13:28,593
Oh, shit, my guts.
1080
01:13:28,633 --> 01:13:30,601
My guts are comin' out.
1081
01:13:30,635 --> 01:13:33,160
Creepy, somebody...
1082
01:13:33,205 --> 01:13:35,673
put my guts back in.
1083
01:13:37,676 --> 01:13:39,837
Bite on this.
Bite on it. Bite on it.
1084
01:13:39,878 --> 01:13:41,038
Bite!
1085
01:13:41,079 --> 01:13:42,808
Don't even think about it
mother fucker!
1086
01:13:42,848 --> 01:13:45,316
Don't even let the thought
cross your fuckin' mind.
1087
01:13:45,350 --> 01:13:48,444
'Cause I swear to God
I will kill you.
1088
01:13:48,487 --> 01:13:50,011
I ain't thinkin' about nothin',
all right?
1089
01:13:52,524 --> 01:13:54,253
What is that smell?
1090
01:13:54,292 --> 01:13:56,817
Damn that stinks.
1091
01:13:59,664 --> 01:14:02,326
You tell 'em, Bob.
You tell 'em, man.
1092
01:14:02,367 --> 01:14:04,631
You're gonna make it.
You'll make it, Bob.
1093
01:14:04,669 --> 01:14:06,830
You'll make it, 'cause...
1094
01:14:06,872 --> 01:14:08,806
'cause you gotta make it.
1095
01:14:09,307 --> 01:14:10,797
Right?
1096
01:14:12,244 --> 01:14:13,905
Bob?
1097
01:14:19,184 --> 01:14:22,051
Fuck you, Creepy.
1098
01:14:27,926 --> 01:14:29,621
Bob?
1099
01:14:31,196 --> 01:14:33,426
You okay, Bob?
1100
01:14:34,866 --> 01:14:37,096
Bob, what's happen?
1101
01:14:38,937 --> 01:14:40,768
Oh fuck! Oh fuck!
1102
01:14:40,806 --> 01:14:41,932
Oh fuck.
1103
01:14:43,275 --> 01:14:46,301
Shit man, Bob just died.
1104
01:14:47,946 --> 01:14:51,382
Oh, man.
Why'd you say that to me?
1105
01:14:51,416 --> 01:14:53,316
Why'd you have to say that?
1106
01:14:53,351 --> 01:14:55,876
I was just tryin' to do
the right thing, Bob.
1107
01:14:55,921 --> 01:14:58,754
Oh man!
Oh fuck!
1108
01:14:58,790 --> 01:15:02,089
Bob died, Billy.
1109
01:15:02,127 --> 01:15:04,254
That's just too fuckin' bad,
Creepy.
1110
01:15:06,231 --> 01:15:07,858
Son of a fuck...
1111
01:15:10,602 --> 01:15:13,935
Fuckin' son-of-a-bitch!
1112
01:15:16,308 --> 01:15:19,141
Why you doin this to me, man?
1113
01:15:19,978 --> 01:15:23,311
'Cause I fuckin' like you.
1114
01:15:35,827 --> 01:15:39,923
Cool nickel plated 45,
burnin' into my hand.
1115
01:15:39,965 --> 01:15:42,024
I prayed that I would have
to shoot no one with it...
1116
01:15:42,067 --> 01:15:44,467
but I know that I'd kill
twelve men dead,
1117
01:15:44,502 --> 01:15:48,734
before I'd ever let Star face
the cold, steel bars of jail.
1118
01:15:48,773 --> 01:15:50,468
Okay, baby, this is it.
We gotta go.
1119
01:15:50,508 --> 01:15:51,805
We'll cash the check
across the border...
1120
01:15:51,843 --> 01:15:54,311
We'll be sippin' margaritas
by sunset.
1121
01:15:57,082 --> 01:15:59,482
- Baby?
- Yeah?
1122
01:15:59,517 --> 01:16:01,610
I was havin' a dream
about you.
1123
01:16:01,653 --> 01:16:03,587
Uh-huh. A good dream?
1124
01:16:03,622 --> 01:16:05,487
We were movie stars.
1125
01:16:05,523 --> 01:16:07,081
You're the movie star, baby.
1126
01:16:12,564 --> 01:16:14,054
- Hey, hon...
- Uh-huh.
1127
01:16:14,099 --> 01:16:16,693
I guess you got a pretty good
idea how to use this.
1128
01:16:18,503 --> 01:16:20,471
- I guess I do.
- Yeah.
1129
01:16:20,505 --> 01:16:22,598
You just remember what
you promised, okay?
1130
01:16:22,641 --> 01:16:24,370
I remember.
1131
01:16:24,409 --> 01:16:25,842
Come on, baby move those
sweet little cheeks
1132
01:16:25,877 --> 01:16:27,071
'cause we gotta vamonos.
1133
01:16:36,087 --> 01:16:37,679
Make sure you get those
traveler�s checks, okay?
1134
01:16:37,722 --> 01:16:38,984
We don't want to get
ripped off.
1135
01:16:39,024 --> 01:16:40,218
Okay.
1136
01:16:40,725 --> 01:16:43,091
Hey...
1137
01:16:43,128 --> 01:16:44,925
be cool, baby.
1138
01:16:44,963 --> 01:16:47,329
Watt, I was born to be cool.
1139
01:17:32,210 --> 01:17:34,576
Did you ever have the sensation
1140
01:17:34,612 --> 01:17:37,809
that there were eyes
in the back of your head?
1141
01:17:37,849 --> 01:17:39,646
And those eyes were lookin'
at something
1142
01:17:39,684 --> 01:17:41,845
that was lookin' at you.
1143
01:17:41,886 --> 01:17:44,354
And you didn't know what it was
they were lookin' at
1144
01:17:44,389 --> 01:17:46,983
but you knew it was somethin'.
1145
01:17:47,025 --> 01:17:49,892
I just kept tellin' myself,
that life
1146
01:17:49,928 --> 01:17:53,989
has only as many pressures
as you create for it.
1147
01:17:54,032 --> 01:17:57,832
And I was concentrating extra
hard on minimizing ours.
1148
01:18:16,554 --> 01:18:19,045
Watt!
1149
01:18:20,058 --> 01:18:21,150
Get down! Get down!
1150
01:18:21,192 --> 01:18:22,682
What the hell are you doin'?
1151
01:18:22,727 --> 01:18:23,716
What the hell
are you doin'?
1152
01:18:23,762 --> 01:18:25,389
Nothin' I got the money.
Let's go.
1153
01:18:25,430 --> 01:18:26,260
Why were you runnin'
like that?
1154
01:18:26,297 --> 01:18:28,458
- Like what?
- Like a bat out of hell.
1155
01:18:28,500 --> 01:18:29,660
- What about them cops?
- What about 'em?
1156
01:18:29,701 --> 01:18:31,669
They was makin' a deposit.
1157
01:18:31,703 --> 01:18:33,603
It's a bank.
1158
01:18:34,939 --> 01:18:36,133
They didn't see you
or nothin'?
1159
01:18:36,174 --> 01:18:38,267
Yeah, they winked at me.
It's would be so easy Watt.
1160
01:18:38,309 --> 01:18:40,038
Easy as pie.
1161
01:18:40,078 --> 01:18:42,546
Would you get in
the fuckin' car!
1162
01:18:42,580 --> 01:18:44,343
I almost blew the whole
fuckin' place up!
1163
01:18:44,382 --> 01:18:47,374
- Goddamn, Star!
- Sorry.
1164
01:19:11,142 --> 01:19:12,541
Watty, look.
1165
01:19:12,577 --> 01:19:14,772
Yeah, I can see it.
1166
01:19:14,813 --> 01:19:17,839
Isn't it good luck to pass in
front of a funeral procession?
1167
01:19:17,882 --> 01:19:19,975
- You think so?
- Yeah. I think so.
1168
01:19:22,387 --> 01:19:23,581
- Oh, shit!
- What?
1169
01:19:23,621 --> 01:19:25,248
- We're out of film.
- So?
1170
01:19:28,059 --> 01:19:29,287
I can't believe I let you
talk me into this.
1171
01:19:29,327 --> 01:19:30,885
This is a bad fuckin' idea.
1172
01:19:31,763 --> 01:19:34,323
Just simmer down.
Worry, worry wart.
1173
01:19:34,365 --> 01:19:37,129
- It's just gonna take a minute.
- I'm gonna wait outside.
1174
01:19:37,168 --> 01:19:38,635
Fine.
1175
01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:44,138
- Hi there.
- Howdy.
1176
01:19:44,175 --> 01:19:49,010
I want me three cartons of
that Polaroid 6OO film, please.
1177
01:19:49,047 --> 01:19:51,572
Yes, ma'am.
Instant happiness.
1178
01:19:51,616 --> 01:19:53,550
Yeah.
1179
01:19:53,585 --> 01:19:54,984
Just a minute, I gotta go
in the back and get it.
1180
01:19:55,019 --> 01:19:56,350
Okay.
1181
01:19:57,889 --> 01:20:00,881
...movie stars or both?
1182
01:20:00,925 --> 01:20:02,392
You decide.
1183
01:20:02,427 --> 01:20:07,194
Have you seen these
larcenist lovelies?
1184
01:20:07,232 --> 01:20:08,358
This just in...
1185
01:20:08,399 --> 01:20:12,392
We have the results
of the Watty and Starlene poll.
1186
01:20:14,706 --> 01:20:18,870
And seventy-five percent say
the two misguided lovebirds are...
1187
01:20:20,545 --> 01:20:23,139
Innocent.
1188
01:20:23,181 --> 01:20:24,580
Ohh!
1189
01:20:25,750 --> 01:20:26,774
What the hell you doin'?
1190
01:20:26,818 --> 01:20:30,254
I just wanted to see if we won
them polls, honey.
1191
01:20:30,288 --> 01:20:31,846
Here you go, ma'am.
1192
01:20:31,890 --> 01:20:33,721
Thank you.
1193
01:20:45,403 --> 01:20:46,893
Hey, mister?
1194
01:20:46,938 --> 01:20:48,303
Can I have your autograph?
1195
01:20:48,339 --> 01:20:49,601
What are you talking about?
1196
01:20:49,641 --> 01:20:51,609
What the hell do you want
my autograph for?
1197
01:20:51,643 --> 01:20:54,373
'Cause you're on TV mister.
1198
01:20:59,851 --> 01:21:02,615
Here you go, man.
We gotta go now!
1199
01:21:02,654 --> 01:21:04,645
What's your fuckin' problem?
1200
01:21:04,689 --> 01:21:06,680
- That is my fuckin' problem.
- Oh.
1201
01:21:08,593 --> 01:21:10,527
What about your change?
1202
01:21:10,562 --> 01:21:13,793
Consider it a bonus.
Merry fuckin' Christmas.
1203
01:21:13,831 --> 01:21:14,729
Thanks.
1204
01:21:16,367 --> 01:21:18,562
Don't you make me
drop this film.
1205
01:21:46,397 --> 01:21:49,457
Brilliant fuckin' idea, Star.
We almost got made in there.
1206
01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:51,024
I know, honey.
But we got the film.
1207
01:21:51,069 --> 01:21:53,629
Fuck the film!
1208
01:21:53,671 --> 01:21:55,263
The fuckin' film almost
fucked us permanently
1209
01:21:55,306 --> 01:21:58,298
and put the fuckin' possibility
of it fuckin' us further
1210
01:21:58,343 --> 01:21:59,867
out of your fuckin' mind.
1211
01:21:59,911 --> 01:22:01,640
Six times.
1212
01:22:01,679 --> 01:22:04,546
You just said fuck or fuckin'
six times in three sentences.
1213
01:22:06,951 --> 01:22:10,250
- Oh... Oh great.
- What?
1214
01:22:10,288 --> 01:22:12,256
Great. It's the fuckin' cops.
1215
01:22:12,290 --> 01:22:15,726
Okay, Star.
We're gonna play this real cool.
1216
01:22:15,760 --> 01:22:16,454
Cool as ice cream.
1217
01:22:16,494 --> 01:22:18,257
This guy doesn't even know
who the hell we are.
1218
01:22:22,967 --> 01:22:26,664
Excuse me sir,
I have to tell you I noticed your...
1219
01:22:28,740 --> 01:22:31,038
...registration sticker's
gonna expire this month.
1220
01:22:31,075 --> 01:22:32,542
Well you don't say.
1221
01:22:32,577 --> 01:22:33,908
Didn't I tell you about that
the other day?
1222
01:22:33,945 --> 01:22:37,210
You sure did, sweetheart.
And I put the check in the mail.
1223
01:22:37,248 --> 01:22:39,876
You see officer,
we got everything in motion.
1224
01:22:39,917 --> 01:22:42,283
This car should be legalized
in mere days.
1225
01:22:42,320 --> 01:22:44,754
And you can rest assured
that we'll do our part
1226
01:22:44,789 --> 01:22:47,758
in keeping the rules and regulations
that make this country great.
1227
01:22:47,792 --> 01:22:49,657
Well...
1228
01:22:49,694 --> 01:22:51,594
Y'all have a good day now.
1229
01:22:51,629 --> 01:22:54,359
- Drive safe.
- Bye-bye.
1230
01:22:55,199 --> 01:22:58,896
Thank God he's gone.
1231
01:22:58,936 --> 01:23:01,268
I hope y'all don't mind
me askin', but uh...
1232
01:23:02,907 --> 01:23:05,068
Haven't I seen you
somewhere before?
1233
01:23:05,109 --> 01:23:06,770
I don't think so.
1234
01:23:07,845 --> 01:23:10,245
I swear to God,
y'all look so familiar to me.
1235
01:23:10,281 --> 01:23:12,146
- I don't think so.
- We gotta be goin'.
1236
01:23:12,183 --> 01:23:13,616
We're gonna be late for church.
1237
01:23:13,651 --> 01:23:15,141
I swear to God...
1238
01:23:15,186 --> 01:23:17,654
I could of sworn
I seen you on the TV.
1239
01:23:22,960 --> 01:23:24,951
Okay.
1240
01:23:24,996 --> 01:23:26,964
I know where I seen
you guys now.
1241
01:23:26,998 --> 01:23:29,159
- Honey, what's he doin'?
- I real sorry, y'all...
1242
01:23:29,200 --> 01:23:31,100
I gonna have to ask you
to get out of the car real slow.
1243
01:23:31,135 --> 01:23:33,228
Put your hands on your head...
1244
01:23:37,075 --> 01:23:39,100
Who the hell
just shot that cop?
1245
01:23:39,143 --> 01:23:41,805
Start drivin'
or you're next fuckface.
1246
01:23:41,846 --> 01:23:44,815
Jesus, Billy Mack.
What the fuck are you doin' here?
1247
01:23:44,849 --> 01:23:47,841
I'm not havin'
a very good day today.
1248
01:23:47,885 --> 01:23:49,580
So don't fuck around
with me, okay?
1249
01:23:49,620 --> 01:23:52,748
You look like such a fuckin'
loser with that tattoo, Billy.
1250
01:23:52,790 --> 01:23:55,623
And I bet I can pull
this trigger faster than you can...
1251
01:23:55,660 --> 01:23:57,287
What do you say?
1252
01:23:57,328 --> 01:24:00,092
Put that damn gun down Star,
before I get killed.
1253
01:24:00,131 --> 01:24:02,656
No Watty, you put your gun down.
I know what I'm doin'.
1254
01:24:02,700 --> 01:24:05,100
But after Billy blows
my fuckin' head off...
1255
01:24:05,136 --> 01:24:06,501
It won't matter now, will it?
1256
01:24:06,537 --> 01:24:08,630
Well why do you have
to point that gun at me, huh?
1257
01:24:08,673 --> 01:24:10,368
I don't know, baby.
Just instinct I guess.
1258
01:24:10,408 --> 01:24:13,536
For your information,
I was only gonna blow his brains out
1259
01:24:13,578 --> 01:24:14,442
on your account.
1260
01:24:14,479 --> 01:24:17,710
You guys shut the fuck up
before I kill both of you, okay?
1261
01:24:17,749 --> 01:24:21,344
Oh yeah, Billy Mack.
How are you gonna kill both of us?
1262
01:24:21,386 --> 01:24:24,412
Yeah, Billy, you may kill me
before she kills you...
1263
01:24:24,455 --> 01:24:28,050
and you may not,
but you're bound to die either way.
1264
01:24:35,233 --> 01:24:37,394
You guys are fuckin' crazy.
1265
01:24:37,435 --> 01:24:41,166
All right, everybody just calm
the fuck down here, okay Billy?
1266
01:24:41,205 --> 01:24:43,765
You don't want to kill us,
and we don't want to kill you...
1267
01:24:43,808 --> 01:24:46,038
especially with a cop lyin'
here and everyone all around...
1268
01:24:46,077 --> 01:24:51,174
so why don't we just put our
guns down on three, okay?
1269
01:24:52,083 --> 01:24:52,947
Okay.
1270
01:24:54,919 --> 01:24:56,079
Okay...
1271
01:24:56,888 --> 01:25:01,416
Okay. Now, altogether...
1272
01:25:02,360 --> 01:25:03,918
One...
1273
01:25:05,263 --> 01:25:06,821
Two...
1274
01:25:08,499 --> 01:25:10,865
Three.
1275
01:25:19,377 --> 01:25:21,368
Just fuckin' remember
that I can kill one of y'all
1276
01:25:21,412 --> 01:25:23,039
before the other can get to me.
1277
01:25:23,080 --> 01:25:25,947
Then y'all will be separated...
Ooh!
1278
01:25:27,151 --> 01:25:28,709
Drive the fuckin' car.
1279
01:26:27,578 --> 01:26:30,172
Starlene, what the fuck
are you doing?
1280
01:26:31,382 --> 01:26:33,179
Puttin' on makeup.
1281
01:26:33,951 --> 01:26:36,146
In case we get killed,
I wanna make sure I look good
1282
01:26:36,187 --> 01:26:37,779
for those cameras.
1283
01:26:40,224 --> 01:26:43,421
You just remember, Billy Mack
you gotta die, die good.
1284
01:27:03,548 --> 01:27:05,072
How are you doing today?
1285
01:27:05,116 --> 01:27:09,018
We're doin' fine, hombre.
Right, guys?
1286
01:27:09,053 --> 01:27:11,487
That's right, honey.
"Hombre" means "man".
1287
01:27:11,522 --> 01:27:14,355
Yeah, and we're all excited
about practicin' our Spanish...
1288
01:27:14,392 --> 01:27:17,020
- Se�or!
- That was good!
1289
01:27:17,061 --> 01:27:19,928
- Right, guys?
- Si!
1290
01:27:19,964 --> 01:27:22,489
And what are you going to be
doing in Acuna, Mexico today?
1291
01:27:25,202 --> 01:27:26,499
Buyin' stuff...
1292
01:27:26,537 --> 01:27:29,938
Go shoppin', get some pi�atas,
and stuff...
1293
01:27:34,478 --> 01:27:35,809
Whoops!
1294
01:27:40,151 --> 01:27:41,584
Look what I did!
1295
01:27:45,790 --> 01:27:47,690
Did you see what I did?
1296
01:27:50,127 --> 01:27:53,961
Okay if we go on, Se�or?
1297
01:27:57,234 --> 01:27:58,997
Have a good day in Acuna,
Mexico!
1298
01:28:00,071 --> 01:28:01,003
Gracias.
1299
01:28:51,188 --> 01:28:53,247
Give me the fuckin' gun!
1300
01:28:56,127 --> 01:28:58,618
I'll blow her fuckin'
brains out!
1301
01:28:58,663 --> 01:28:59,891
Gimme that fuckin' gun!
Drop it!
1302
01:29:02,166 --> 01:29:04,566
Watty, drop that fuckin' gun, man!
1303
01:29:09,173 --> 01:29:12,336
Don't do it, Billy.
Don't fuckin' do it, man!
1304
01:29:18,883 --> 01:29:20,510
Whoo-hooo!
1305
01:29:33,898 --> 01:29:35,525
Get the fuck out of the car, c'mon!
1306
01:29:44,742 --> 01:29:47,370
I'm real proud of you guys...
1307
01:29:47,411 --> 01:29:49,003
you did real good back there!
1308
01:29:49,046 --> 01:29:50,946
I almost feel like
we're a team again.
1309
01:29:54,218 --> 01:29:55,947
I almost feel bad
about what I gotta do.
1310
01:29:57,088 --> 01:29:58,612
You don't have
to do anything, Billy.
1311
01:29:59,657 --> 01:30:02,353
I fuckin' do have to do
something, asshole.
1312
01:30:03,427 --> 01:30:06,328
See, 'cause I got
these voices inside my head...
1313
01:30:06,363 --> 01:30:07,625
What are they sayin' to you, Billy?
1314
01:30:23,481 --> 01:30:26,644
They're tellin' me
to get my ass in gear!
1315
01:30:28,419 --> 01:30:30,614
- Is that comfortable, sweetie?
- Go to hell!
1316
01:30:30,654 --> 01:30:34,454
'Cause I'm already there,
and you're givin' me a blow job!
1317
01:30:36,594 --> 01:30:39,688
Party's over, kids!
Where's the fuckin' money?
1318
01:30:39,730 --> 01:30:42,096
It's in the trunk, man.
1319
01:30:42,133 --> 01:30:44,260
You don't wanna hurt her,
I'm the one you want.
1320
01:30:44,301 --> 01:30:47,896
I know that, man,
I'm not fuckin' stupid!
1321
01:30:47,938 --> 01:30:50,031
Goddamn, I'm the king
of Mexico!
1322
01:30:50,074 --> 01:30:51,541
I'm the king
of the fuckin' world!
1323
01:30:53,410 --> 01:30:56,106
Can we just talk,
huh, Billy?
1324
01:30:56,147 --> 01:30:57,876
Just you and me, man...
just you and me.
1325
01:31:00,618 --> 01:31:03,644
What the fuck are you doin'?
1326
01:31:03,687 --> 01:31:05,985
Don't you know I'll fuckin'
blow her brains out? Right now?
1327
01:31:06,023 --> 01:31:08,651
You don't wanna hurt her, man...
she's your friend...
1328
01:31:08,692 --> 01:31:11,354
we're all friends... we're just
a little high-strung right now
1329
01:31:11,395 --> 01:31:14,193
this is a high-pressure
situation, remember, Billy...
1330
01:31:14,231 --> 01:31:16,665
your life has only as many
pressures as you create.
1331
01:31:20,971 --> 01:31:23,371
Don't make me fuckin'
shoot her, man...
1332
01:31:24,441 --> 01:31:27,308
I shot so many people today!
1333
01:31:28,345 --> 01:31:32,213
Billy, do you remember
in Huntsville on "D" Block?
1334
01:31:32,249 --> 01:31:34,410
When they flushed your head
down the toilet...
1335
01:31:34,451 --> 01:31:36,885
kicked you up something awful.
Do you remember what I did?
1336
01:31:40,057 --> 01:31:42,184
Sure I fuckin' remember, Watty.
1337
01:31:42,226 --> 01:31:44,751
I went out and beat the shit
out of every one of them, man...
1338
01:31:44,795 --> 01:31:48,356
I kicked their asses.
Me! And I'm not a violent man!
1339
01:31:50,234 --> 01:31:52,896
Don't that mean
something, Billy?
1340
01:31:52,937 --> 01:31:54,996
Don't that mean anything?
1341
01:31:55,039 --> 01:31:58,998
That's past fuckin' history, Watty.
This is the present...
1342
01:31:59,043 --> 01:32:01,477
and the point is,
you fucked me!
1343
01:32:01,512 --> 01:32:03,844
And I'm sick of people
fuckin' with me!
1344
01:32:03,881 --> 01:32:05,872
C'mon, tell the truth,
you're always fucking yourself!
1345
01:32:05,916 --> 01:32:08,077
This has got nothing to do
with her, man!
1346
01:32:08,118 --> 01:32:10,086
You just leave her alone,
you let her go...
1347
01:32:10,120 --> 01:32:11,178
I'll get you the money...
1348
01:32:11,222 --> 01:32:13,690
and you and me, man,
we can have it out.
1349
01:32:13,724 --> 01:32:15,749
I don't fuckin' know, man...
1350
01:32:15,793 --> 01:32:17,590
I been speedin' for the
past two days...
1351
01:32:17,628 --> 01:32:19,118
and I'm not thinkin'
very clearly.
1352
01:32:21,298 --> 01:32:22,265
Stay the fuck back!
1353
01:32:27,605 --> 01:32:30,699
Okay, go get that fuckin' money
out of the car...
1354
01:32:30,741 --> 01:32:32,174
and you bring it over here...
1355
01:32:32,209 --> 01:32:34,200
and maybe I won't blow
her fuckin' brains out.
1356
01:32:34,245 --> 01:32:36,145
And don't fuckin' try any shit.
1357
01:32:38,616 --> 01:32:42,347
Hey Billy, I'm gonna show you
a little experiment, okay?
1358
01:32:42,386 --> 01:32:44,183
No, fuck that!
1359
01:32:45,222 --> 01:32:47,884
I'm gonna reach into my pocket
and pull out a dollar bill...
1360
01:32:47,925 --> 01:32:49,586
so don't do
anything stupid, all right?
1361
01:32:50,728 --> 01:32:53,094
You know anything about
reflexes, Billy?
1362
01:32:54,265 --> 01:32:56,199
I know something about 'em.
1363
01:32:56,233 --> 01:32:58,997
People's reflexes are a lot
slower than you might think.
1364
01:32:59,036 --> 01:33:01,368
Take me, for example.
See this dollar bill in my hand?
1365
01:33:01,405 --> 01:33:04,499
I bet if I drop it, my left hand
ain't fast enough to catch it.
1366
01:33:04,541 --> 01:33:05,838
Let's see.
1367
01:33:09,713 --> 01:33:10,680
See that?
1368
01:33:10,714 --> 01:33:12,739
My left hand don't know
what my right hand is doing
1369
01:33:12,783 --> 01:33:15,411
before it does it,
and they're my hands, man!
1370
01:33:15,452 --> 01:33:17,249
What the fuck are you doing?!
1371
01:33:17,288 --> 01:33:20,018
Now think if those reflexes
were someone else's...
1372
01:33:22,126 --> 01:33:24,117
there just ain't
enough time to react.
1373
01:33:25,462 --> 01:33:29,865
Now let's pretend
that my left hand...
1374
01:33:29,900 --> 01:33:32,698
is that finger on the
trigger...
1375
01:33:32,736 --> 01:33:35,068
and my right hand's me...
1376
01:33:35,105 --> 01:33:38,131
there's a good chance you can't
pull that trigger
1377
01:33:38,175 --> 01:33:40,006
before I knock you
upside the head.
1378
01:33:40,044 --> 01:33:41,568
Know what I mean?
1379
01:33:44,248 --> 01:33:44,942
Check it out.
1380
01:33:59,596 --> 01:34:00,654
Motherfucker!
1381
01:34:30,961 --> 01:34:34,453
I got you, you motherfucker!
1382
01:34:36,100 --> 01:34:36,862
Yeah!
1383
01:34:42,106 --> 01:34:43,004
Fuck!
1384
01:34:49,847 --> 01:34:52,645
Who's sitting on top of the
fuckin' world now, huh?
1385
01:34:52,683 --> 01:34:54,241
Huh, motherfucker?
1386
01:34:55,185 --> 01:34:56,652
Not you, Billy!
1387
01:35:00,157 --> 01:35:01,249
What did you?
1388
01:35:03,494 --> 01:35:04,984
I just killed you, you asshole.
1389
01:36:02,186 --> 01:36:06,247
I Ching, Hexagram 29...
Six at the top...
1390
01:36:06,290 --> 01:36:11,626
When in the extremity of danger
a man loses his right way...
1391
01:36:11,662 --> 01:36:17,066
he's entangled in his sins,
and has no means of escape.
1392
01:36:24,608 --> 01:36:26,473
We had lost our way...
1393
01:36:26,510 --> 01:36:28,444
We would find ourselves
in Mexico...
1394
01:36:29,680 --> 01:36:33,639
I would work as a mechanic and
Star would appear on a talk show
1395
01:36:33,684 --> 01:36:37,085
all the infinite possibilities
of a straight new life
1396
01:36:37,121 --> 01:36:41,217
would spread out before us like
an ever-expanding pool of blood.
1397
01:36:43,293 --> 01:36:44,760
I thought of the people
who had died...
1398
01:36:47,631 --> 01:36:51,032
and I could hear all their
voices screaming in my head.
1399
01:36:52,469 --> 01:36:56,803
Screaming, that death...
1400
01:36:56,840 --> 01:36:58,000
is not sweet.
1401
01:37:01,411 --> 01:37:02,935
I didn't know where
we were goin'...
1402
01:37:03,981 --> 01:37:06,541
I didn't really know
where we had been.
1403
01:37:06,583 --> 01:37:09,177
But I knew that
we were going together...
1404
01:37:10,921 --> 01:37:17,121
and, for a fleeting moment,
I felt that we were free.
1405
01:37:21,598 --> 01:37:24,158
Really free.
1406
01:39:24,159 --> 01:39:26,959
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